1 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:25,240 Oh, you lovely people! 2 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,040 Thank you very much. 3 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,080 Thank you. 4 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,120 Hello! 5 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,280 Good evening, everyone! 6 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,200 Oh! 7 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,160 You are so welcome to the show! 8 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,800 It's Friday night and, like a bare bottom on a photocopier 9 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,760 at a Christmas party, I'm back! 10 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,800 We've a great line-up for you. 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,960 Over on our music stage, singing for us later, 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,360 it's Flo, everybody! 13 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,400 Yeah! 14 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:54,920 They're going to be singing Access All Areas. 15 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,840 But who's got access to my sofa tonight? 16 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,760 Well, he's best known for his outstanding performance 17 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,640 as Roman Roy in the hit HBO series Succession which, after four 18 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,280 seasons, culminated in his first Emmy and Golden Globe wins. 19 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,680 Now he's taking to the big screen in the comedy 20 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,480 road movie A Real Pain. 21 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,320 It's Kieran Culkin! 22 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:15,720 There he is! 23 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,080 Lovely to see you. 24 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:21,640 Sit down. 25 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,400 That's who that is, yeah! 26 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,040 As an actor, he was Oscar-nominated for his portrayal of Facebook 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,880 founder Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network and, 28 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,520 as a writer and director, he brings us the very personal 29 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,160 family comedy A Real Pain in which he co-stars with Kieran. 30 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,080 It's Jesse Eisenberg! 31 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:41,640 Yeah! 32 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,640 Nice to see you. 33 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,480 Have a seat. 34 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,560 This Galway Girl made her name as Clare in the smash hit. 35 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:54,200 Derry Girls before going all high society as Penelope in Bridgerton 36 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:58,520 and even fulfilling her childhood dream of being a Barbie Girl. 37 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,200 Now she's travelling through time and space 38 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,200 for Christmas with Doctor Who. 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,240 It's Nicola Coughlan! 40 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:10,560 Oh! 41 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,000 Hello. 42 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,440 They love you! 43 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,240 Nicola Coughlan, everybody! 44 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,560 And this British star has played an intrepid journalist 45 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,880 in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, the super-sleuth Benoit Blanc 46 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:28,080 in Knives Out and even briefly dabbled in the world of spies. 47 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,720 Now he's exploring love, loss and loneliness 48 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,880 in the acclaimed new drama Queer. 49 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:41,600 It's Mr Daniel Craig! 50 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,320 Hello. 51 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:51,440 Have a seat. 52 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,840 Have a seat. 53 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,240 Lovely to see you all, hello, hello. 54 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:02,360 Last time I was here, it was Covid and we weren't that close. 55 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:03,760 Now they're breathing all over you! 56 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:04,960 You can feel their breath. 57 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,560 Lovely! 58 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,400 And a first-time welcome to Jesse and Kieran. 59 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,720 I've actually been on your show before. 60 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,840 Nice memory, good. 61 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,280 Glad that you can remember me! 62 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,360 So we have. 63 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,520 We did the radio together. 64 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,920 We did that, that was a couple of years ago, but around 2002, 2003. 65 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,760 As a matter of fact, I think we have pictures of it. 66 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,800 Really? 67 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:26,840 I think so. 68 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,000 Oh, my God! 69 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,520 No wonder you don't remember! 70 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,600 That was me? 71 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,640 Jesus! 72 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,680 Get that away! 73 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,760 There we go! 74 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,640 Oh, my God! 75 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,360 Is this 50 years ago? 76 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,440 45, 50. 77 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:46,560 One of us has aged slightly worse than the other! 78 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,360 Now, if Nicola looks a little windswept, it's 79 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,120 because you rushed here from, was it the set of Bridgerton? 80 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:57,120 Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 81 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,480 So literally the plan was, I was, like, I was picked up by, like, 82 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:04,560 4am and then I got in and I was, like, I've got to get the week off, 83 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,240 I've got to get on the bike! 84 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,120 I've never been on a motorbike before and I felt really excited 85 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,760 until I got on it and then I wanted to die. 86 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,920 We've got a picture of you on the bike. 87 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:19,920 Oh, there she is! 88 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,840 That's what I was getting on. 89 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:27,360 If you zoom in, you can really see the fear in my eyes! 90 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,720 I know you think you're cool because you're James Bond, 91 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,640 but I think we all know who is the coolest-looking guy! 92 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:40,320 Yeah, it was an experience. 93 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,960 What did you do with the microphone? 94 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,440 What were you talking about there? 95 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,040 We were having chats, me and my driver, he from Glasgow, 96 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,480 we were talking about drinking Guinness. 97 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,560 Really? 98 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,160 We had a lovely time, but I wasn't thinking about dying. 99 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,120 That's not distracting as he is driving you? 100 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,560 Well, he did make a joke. 101 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,160 I was, like, I've never done this before, and he went, 102 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,360 me neither, and I went... 103 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,400 Yeah, it was great! 104 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,440 I'm alive! 105 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,960 And two huge television shows represented on the show tonight, 106 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,880 Bridgerton and Succession. 107 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,280 Daniel, which of those do you prefer? 108 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:10,360 You haven't seen either, have you? 109 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,000 No, he hasn't! 110 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,040 Nailed it! 111 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,240 Do you watch any telly? 112 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,280 No. 113 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,320 Oh, Daniel! 114 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,960 Not even Married At First Sight? 115 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,200 It's really good! 116 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,800 Is it? 117 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,680 Jesse, do you watch any television? 118 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,720 No. 119 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,760 No. 120 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,960 You don't have a TV? 121 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,000 No. 122 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,720 Well, that's a real hindrance. 123 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,360 My wife grew up without TV and my wife's 12th birthday, 124 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,960 her mum, as a gift to her, rented a TV for two hours to watch. 125 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,000 The Baby-Sitters Club. 126 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,080 So I married into a Luddite family, so I never had... 127 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,120 You told me... 128 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,760 He watches movies on his phone on his knee, and this 129 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,480 is a film-maker, by the way. 130 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,360 It's a great knee. 131 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,240 Presumably, it would drive you mad if someone was watching your movie 132 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,040 on a phone on a knee? 133 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,080 Oh, I don't care. 134 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,280 I really, you know, don't. 135 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,000 I think about it all the time. 136 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,880 I'm, like, you know, people are saying, like, 137 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,600 I want this movie to play this. 138 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,920 I always just think, like, I'm so happy to be here on the set, 139 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,680 this is the coolest thing in the world, I don't care 140 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,200 what happens afterwards, but I thought you were the same way. 141 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,560 But I like to watch a movie in the theatre, not on a phone. 142 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,480 I've never watched a movie on a phone. 143 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,520 That sucks! 144 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,600 Never? 145 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,680 No, I don't really care if anybody watches the thing, I guess, right? 146 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,720 I did it already. 147 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:23,760 I did the thing. 148 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:24,800 I'm done. 149 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,480 Thank you for letting me do it. 150 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,920 Oh, great job selling the film! 151 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:28,960 You've really nailed this! 152 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:33,440 I can see why you haven't been on for 20 years! 153 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,880 I hope the haircut would have helped, but all right. 154 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,520 And, guys, a little word of warning before we get going, 155 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,920 when you say things in interviews, sometimes, things can be 156 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,440 taken out of context, they could even go viral. 157 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:46,800 Why are you looking at me? 158 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,840 No. 159 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,400 You are! 160 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,840 I'm actually looking at Nicola because you were doing press, 161 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:52,840 was it, for Bridgerton? 162 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,920 Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 163 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,600 And what have they actually asked you? 164 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,760 Well, they asked me, they said, if you weren't 165 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,200 an actor, what would you do? 166 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,360 And sometimes I say, maybe a story teacher, but, 167 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,000 when you've done a job junket and it's the same question 168 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,600 many times, I was, like, when Real Housewives only make music 169 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,680 for gay men? 170 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,840 Actually, I'm looking at you as if you know. 171 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,520 Do not rope me into your problem! 172 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,280 Jesse's, like, actual housewives? 173 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,160 Yeah, so they sometimes just make songs that are just listing things. 174 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,480 It's, like, private jets, Louboutins, and I just said this 175 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,360 in an interview but then this DJ in America made it into a song. 176 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,400 And he really did. 177 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,440 This is it. 178 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,480 Don't even explain it. 179 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,520 This is it. 180 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:29,560 We have it. 181 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:35,600 Here we go. 182 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,040 We are all so jealous! 183 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,280 Very good! 184 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,960 Right, let's crack on and we start with Daniel Craig giving 185 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,440 a Golden Globe-nominated performance in this extraordinary new film. 186 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,400 It's called Queer. 187 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,520 It's out in cinemas today. 188 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,160 And it strikes me that this film, it's sort of queer 189 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,600 in every sense of the word. 190 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,120 It's based on a William S Burroughs novel. 191 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:18,360 What do you want to tell us about it? 192 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,280 It's based on a William S Burroughs novel. 193 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,440 I said that. 194 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,320 I know you did. 195 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,880 Don't cheat! 196 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,720 I gave you that one! 197 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:28,880 He wrote it... 198 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,080 Oh, do I have to? 199 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,120 You're in it. 200 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,160 I'm in it. 201 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,200 You're very good. 202 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,240 Thank you. 203 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,400 It's written in the 1950s, it wasn't published till 204 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,400 1982, I don't think. 205 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,280 It's about him and his relationship with a guy in Mexico City 206 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:46,640 in the '50s, and the book is not autobiographical. 207 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,120 It's a story, it's a novella. 208 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:54,240 And Luca Guadagnino directed it and it's quite good. 209 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,480 It's so good... 210 00:08:55,480 --> 00:09:01,800 How am I doing? 211 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:06,320 Thank you, guys, you're so generous. 212 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,680 Now, listen, to give people just an idea of the film, here's a little 213 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:15,680 bit from the trailer. 214 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,160 What you got to lose? 215 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:25,000 Independence. 216 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,920 I want to talk to you. 217 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:36,880 Without speaking. 218 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,080 What are you so afraid of? 219 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,200 It was already open. 220 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:49,600 Can't close it now. 221 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,960 All he can do is look away. 222 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:59,080 But why would you? 223 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,040 It really is terrific. 224 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,160 We heard the voice of Sinead O'Connor, the late. 225 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,200 Sinead O'Connor there. 226 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:12,080 So she recorded that the day Kurt Cobain died at home, 227 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,440 and then they did bits to it later, and the Sinead O'Connor estate gave 228 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,080 us permission to take the guitar track out so, 229 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:24,200 at the beginning of the movie, she sings it a cappella. 230 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,760 It really kind of sets the tone. 231 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:31,800 And, obviously, it's you, Drew Starkey plays your lover, 232 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,640 and we go into the movie and we have got preconceived notions 233 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,800 of what masculinity is and what's gay, what's straight, 234 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,200 but William Burroughs, he really blurred all of those lines? 235 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,800 Yeah, I think probably because homosexuality was illegal 236 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,600 in the United States at the time, so I think you had to have... 237 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,200 You had to have kind of a male front. 238 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,040 You couldn't give it away. 239 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,200 There was no freedom of expression, in that sense. 240 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:57,360 And he was a junkie and it was illegal as well. 241 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:05,320 But I suppose I'm fascinated by that, the artifice of masculinity. 242 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,800 I think it is, I mean, some of it's beautiful, 243 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,960 don't get me wrong, it's all kind of like... 244 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,400 But he was proper gun toting. 245 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,920 Oh, he loved his guns, yes. 246 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,880 Which you don't expect. 247 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,920 No, I suppose not. 248 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:18,040 I mean, he really was a kind of, I mean, in that sense, 249 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,400 a bit of a good old boy, he kind of loved the country life 250 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,160 and blowing things up and shooting things. 251 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,960 And I'm not suggesting you did this because you've stopped being Bond, 252 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:29,320 but there must be a lovely relief in your life where you feel free, 253 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,000 you can do a movie like this. 254 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,640 Yeah, I don't think I could have done this during Bond, 255 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,280 not because I wouldn't have wanted to, but just because it 256 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,200 would have felt kind of really self-conscious and, 257 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,800 like, oh, isn't he a good actor? 258 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,040 Look at him pretending! 259 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:49,280 Exactly. 260 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,920 So, yeah, I just felt... 261 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,680 And timing's everything. 262 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:58,120 I mean, Luca didn't get the rights until last year or the year before 263 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,960 and he came to see me three months later and we said, yes, let's do it. 264 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,000 Fantastic! 265 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,160 Because, Nicola Coughlan, I've heard you talking about that 266 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,200 last season of Bridgerton. 267 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,280 Yeah. 268 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,680 Where you felt it was so liberating and empowering that 269 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,880 you were the romantic lead of the whole thing. 270 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,400 Yeah, it was mental. 271 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,640 I realised, I was, I guess, 35 when I was filming the season, 272 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,440 and I'd never played an adult! 273 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,280 I was, like, how do I do this? 274 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,920 Because I don't know if you've seen the first two series. 275 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,400 I looked a lot like SpongeBob SquarePants, 276 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,480 like very curly ginger, yellow dress in sort 277 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,280 of a tent situation going on. 278 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,360 It's a great show. 279 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,360 You should watch it. 280 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,840 You'll love it. 281 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,800 I'm now going to! 282 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,680 Yeah, but it was weird having to then play the romantic lead 283 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,120 and then knowing it was all... 284 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,720 It's a sexy show. 285 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,640 A lot of sexy things happen in it. 286 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,800 And then I realised I was going to have 287 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,200 to do the sexy things and I was, like, right. 288 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,600 What was really funny is the other night, watching Queer, 289 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,240 there is a scene in it which I will talk around 290 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,640 because I can't say what's happening, it's an intimate scene 291 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,280 and there's an action happening in the scene that I joked, 292 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,920 we couldn't do that in Bridgerton because you can't make that 293 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,600 beautiful, but Queer made it really beautiful. 294 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,160 It's, like... 295 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:13,520 I feel you've talked around it too much, Nicola! 296 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,400 We can stop it there. 297 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,840 But it was really beautiful, yeah. 298 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,360 Jesse watched it on a phone. 299 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,440 He doesn't know what you're talking about. 300 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,360 I might make exceptions for certain scenes that have actions in them. 301 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,000 Pull down the screen of the house. 302 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,240 Just in case there's action in it. 303 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,600 Let's get a wider view. 304 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,640 Exactly. 305 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:35,280 And go back to the phone for the talking. 306 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,880 Talking of sexy scenes, Jesse Eisenberg, in. 307 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,120 Fleishman Is In Trouble, you were supposed to do a nude scene 308 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,320 but you weren't sure? 309 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,760 No, I did the nude scene. 310 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,800 I wasn't sure, yeah. 311 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,000 I mean, I'm never sure. 312 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,640 I take a shower every day and it convinces me otherwise. 313 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,680 What? 314 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,120 To not do a nude scene. 315 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,160 Got it. 316 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,800 Confirmed once again! 317 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:00,520 And now get dressed and leave the house. 318 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,920 I called my wife, I had, like, a sex scene, 319 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,280 I called my wife and I was, like, they asked me to be naked, 320 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,440 and my wife was, like, is the woman naked? 321 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,640 And I'm, like, yeah, yeah. 322 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,320 And she goes, then so are you? 323 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,760 And she was, like, oh, OK. 324 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,880 I called my wife and I thought she'd be, like, are you kidding? 325 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,560 You are not coming back into this house if you're naked! 326 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:22,120 But my wife is, like, an activist before she is a wife so she was, 327 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,240 like, if the woman is naked, you are too. 328 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,040 Well done! 329 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,720 I'm trying to think, Kieran, have you done those sorts of scenes, 330 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,440 the love intimate scenes? 331 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,120 Are you allowed to ask these questions? 332 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,240 Yes, I'm qualified. 333 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:44,200 As a host, he is. 334 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,080 Yes, I've done a couple of sex scenes but, for some reason, 335 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,480 I'm always asked to do the really unsuccessful sex scenes! 336 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,600 No! 337 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,960 Yes, where it's over really quickly or where I ask the person to pretend 338 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,320 to be a corpse because I otherwise don't know how to get it up. 339 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,360 Those kind of things. 340 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,040 I've never had a good sex scene. 341 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,680 We only film Bridgerton down the road so we'll get you on a bike 342 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,080 and get you in and we'll make you look real... 343 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,120 Really? 344 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,160 Yeah! 345 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,600 I don't think that's my speed. 346 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,000 I've had more masturbating scenes than I've had sex scenes! 347 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,120 My mum stopped watching the show when I jerked off on a window. 348 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,160 That's like season one? 349 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,200 Season one. 350 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,720 It's a great show! 351 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,640 I've seen that, that's the one I've seen! 352 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,800 That's the one you've seen? 353 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,040 That's the one I've seen! 354 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,680 That's the image I have of you! 355 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,760 LAUGHTER 356 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,960 Now, talking of beautiful images... 357 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,240 Now! 358 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,040 Queer, all set in Mexico, but film in Italy, gorgeous locations. 359 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,080 Or not. 360 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,720 Some of them were lovely, the beach. 361 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,760 The beach. 362 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,160 The beach is lovely, there you are on the beach. 363 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,200 Where is that, Sicily? 364 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,240 Yes. 365 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,280 Beautiful. 366 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,200 But it was less beautiful in the doing? 367 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,360 Oh, yes, there were just like these three inch 368 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:55,840 thorns all over the beach. 369 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,200 And we had to run with abandon across the beach. 370 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,640 And you were like, fucking hell! 371 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,840 And they were like, cut! 372 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,880 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 373 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,520 It is really hard to act in sand and people don't 374 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,560 talk about this enough. 375 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,600 They don't. 376 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,640 Let's now! 377 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,000 Let's! 378 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,840 You are all denying but now... 379 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,200 But I was once asked to film something where I walked down a sand 380 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,880 dune looking really cool and you can't. 381 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,920 Maybe you can, actually! 382 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,120 You are just sort of slipping and it's hard. 383 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,040 Actually, this is close to sand because Daniel, 384 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,320 you did a weird thing... 385 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:28,640 So there was gravel and you thought don't want to use the gravel? 386 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,200 There is a sequence where we do a dance, I won't give the game away 387 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:37,480 but it's a dance in the movie. 388 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,560 And we were doing it outside on the backlot and it was just 389 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,160 ground and it was gravel and we had to sort of roll around for two 390 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,280 nights and I was like, we are going to get cut to pieces, 391 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,720 we are naked in the scene. 392 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,760 Woo! 393 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,800 Yeah, woo! 394 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,240 Just one whoop, I'll take it! 395 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,440 Still got it! 396 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,240 LAUGHTER 397 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,960 APPLAUSE 398 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,600 And someone very kindly said that's not going to work, 399 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,720 we are going to be bleeding, it's not very good for the scene! 400 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,560 So we got back the following night and someone had put like 50 lbs 401 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,960 of coffee grounds on the ground to look like dirt. 402 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,000 Dirt, yeah. 403 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,960 Which is great, soft and lovely. 404 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,040 But you can absorb it through your skin. 405 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,320 So by six o'clock in the morning, which was a night shoot, you were, 406 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,360 like, yeah, good night! 407 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,400 Good reaction, boys. 408 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,120 Is that true? 409 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,440 You made it up?! 410 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,760 It's true, it's true! 411 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,840 That's unbelievable. 412 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,840 It is true. 413 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,880 That's crazy. 414 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,800 So, if you just rub coffee on yourself... 415 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:37,360 I mean, if you roll around in it for 12 hours! 416 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,720 I'm not sure if you just rub coffee in, you might get a little... 417 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,800 Not the same as having an espresso! 418 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,400 I have such a sensitivity to caffeine maybe I should just, 419 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,800 just take a walk in it. 420 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,720 Just a walk, it's very nice, very soft. 421 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,440 Barefoot, stroll back and forth. 422 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,960 I can't do a full cup but maybe I could take a little stroll! 423 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,920 I will pour cream on it too! 424 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:03,720 I'd like to walk on some coffee and sugar this morning! 425 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,360 Just a reminder, you can see Queer in cinemas right now. 426 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,400 Very good. 427 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:12,560 APPLAUSE 428 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:17,720 You might have noticed that Christmas is coming 429 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,360 and guess who is starring in the Doctor Who Christmas special. 430 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,240 Uh-huh, it's only Nicola Coughlan! 431 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,960 CHEERING 432 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:31,840 It is on Christmas Day, BBC One, and then globally on Disney+. 433 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,080 The episode is called Joy To The World. 434 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:40,680 Nicola plays Joy and here she is, checking into her Christmas hotel. 435 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:43,920 Oh... 436 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,120 BUZZING. 437 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,400 Hello. 438 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,320 Merry Christmas. 439 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,800 I'm Joy. 440 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,320 Welcome to my room. 441 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:58,760 I thought I was going to be lonely. 442 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,640 What?! 443 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,120 The star seed will bloom and the flesh will rise. 444 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,320 What?! 445 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,960 What is going on? 446 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:22,920 Ham and cheese toasty and a pumpkin latte. 447 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:27,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 448 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,960 I was going to clap myself! 449 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,600 I was like... 450 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,720 So, Ncuti Gatwa's face there - does the Doctor know Joy? 451 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,720 No, he doesn't. 452 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,760 He's just being friendly. 453 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,200 He's looking for a friend, yeah. 454 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,120 It was a really fun experience, filming that. 455 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,320 Because you know the way... 456 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:48,320 Russell T Davies called me and was, like, would you come to Cardiff? 457 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,720 Russell Davies is the nicest man in television, he's amazing. 458 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,120 I was, like, yeah, I'll come but to be honest, 459 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,800 I don't know anything about Doctor Who. 460 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,720 I didn't watch it growing up in Ireland. 461 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,920 We didn't have the channels. 462 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,360 You will understand what that means. 463 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,400 I so do. 464 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,520 In Ireland, didn't have BBC growing up so I didn't really know it, 465 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,960 so I said this to Russell. 466 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,880 And he was like, it's fine, just come. 467 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,280 I thought, I will do a little research, maybe just 468 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,960 start with the Wikipedia page, that's fine. 469 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,840 That's like me saying, I'm just going to pop off for five 470 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,520 minutes and just read War and Peace! 471 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,160 So confusing and there is time travel and aliens and, like, 472 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,600 I don't know how many Doctors. 473 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,200 But I went and had a lovely time, it was very akin to being there 474 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,640 and not knowing what's going on. 475 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,040 You know like at every wedding there is one really 476 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,680 old woman and she's, like, not a gran, she is someone's 477 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,080 grand aunt and she sat there but she's just having 478 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,120 the best time. 479 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,240 That was sort of me on set, I didn't know what was going 480 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,680 on but I was loving it! 481 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,320 Were people trying to explain to you as it went along? 482 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,360 Oh, yeah, massively. 483 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,520 And also, everything is filmed out of sequence anyway. 484 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,400 And you add time travel to the mix and you're, like, well... 485 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,440 LAUGHTER 486 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,080 So I'd be like, and would that be an alien now? 487 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,240 There wer be like, you're working with the Silurians. 488 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,960 I know! 489 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,040 So that is a hotel, there is a door in your room... 490 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,920 One of those adjoining doors and she checked 491 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,040 in on her own on Christmas Eve and you kind of go, why? 492 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,680 And then an alien comes in, as they tend to do. 493 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,320 And then the Doctor comes in, Ncuti, who is amazing and... 494 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,360 Woo! 495 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,400 He's amazing. 496 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,800 And he smells amazing! 497 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:17,320 LAUGHTER 498 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,960 You work with actors, people say, what do they smell like? 499 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,000 No! 500 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,040 That's a bad sign! 501 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,080 Me neither, I never... 502 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,480 No one asked me what you smell like before tonight, 503 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,160 not even one person! 504 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:34,520 APPLAUSE 505 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,280 I mean, Ncuti Gatwa, very good. 506 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,920 Jesse Eisenberg would make a good Doctor Who, though, wouldn't he? 507 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,960 Oh, god, yeah! 508 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,400 Don't you have to be British? 509 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,440 No. 510 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,600 I could use my accent and talk like myself? 511 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,640 Yes! 512 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,680 Do it. 513 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,880 I could wear my clothes? 514 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,920 Yes. 515 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,960 OK, great. 516 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,000 Probably. 517 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,920 No nude scenes in Doctor Who, worry not! 518 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,120 If we can get some... 519 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,720 I'm back! 520 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,880 And actually, Kieran, you are married to a British 521 00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,920 woman, aren't you? 522 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:00,960 Yes, I am, yeah. 523 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,000 And you've got children. 524 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,120 Is she bringing them up in the grand tradition of watching Doctor Who? 525 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,160 Not yet. 526 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,320 They are only three and five, but a little... 527 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,360 No, they are. 528 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,400 Really? 529 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,560 We just haven't done that yet, we are lazy! 530 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,480 I heard you talking about how your wife, 531 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,160 you have been there a while now. 532 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,200 13 years, yeah. 533 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,120 OK, still there is newness to her Britishness. 534 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,800 Yeah, there are always new Englishisms that 535 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,880 come up all the time. 536 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,240 I remember at the first one that I heard when we first started dating 537 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,160 from we were watching wrestling at home, WWE. 538 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,200 Yeah, woo! 539 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,640 Nobody wooed! 540 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,520 There was this wrestler called Big E who is this really big, 541 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:42,640 muscular guy, big biceps, pecs and all that. 542 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,720 He had a singlet on and before he would do his finishing move, 543 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,360 he would take off one and then the other to signify, 544 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,760 and we were watching TV and she said, "That's right, 545 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,960 love, get your baps out!" 546 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,000 LAUGHTER 547 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,160 I had to pause and it was like, what?! 548 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,200 Give me that word! 549 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,400 And I've just been taking... 550 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,040 We were talking today about how chuffed is an amazing word 551 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,440 and we don't have anything like it in the States. 552 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,480 Nothing. 553 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,520 There's nothing quite... 554 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,560 There's no equivalent. 555 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,760 But also you guys have... 556 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,160 Sorry, it's a whole audience the people that is maybe. 557 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,560 Sorry, it's a whole audience of people that is maybe 558 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,440 going to take this the wrong way, but you have the most 559 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,120 adorable little expressions and words for things. 560 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,800 No, not at all, no, it's fine! 561 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,760 You know what she said the other day? 562 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,400 She said, "Just had a little chinwag." 563 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,840 It's a chat, conversation, a chinwag. 564 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,880 A chinwag! 565 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,920 How adorable is that? 566 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,960 That's pretty cute! 567 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,840 I have it's a nice day, you've got to bring your sunnies. 568 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,880 Sunglasses. 569 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,600 But if it's raining, bring your brolly. 570 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,600 How cute! 571 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,000 The most adorable thing is that you guys say poo! 572 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,160 The cutest sentence I think I've ever heard anyone 573 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,600 say - I've done a poo. 574 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,040 What do children in America do? 575 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,240 They shit, I don't know! 576 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,320 LAUGHTER 577 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,360 APPLAUSE 578 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:53,320 You've got that wrong, Kieran! 579 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,080 Doctor Who, what you have just done, famously shrouded in mystery. 580 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,760 In fact you have told us more about an episode 581 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,880 of Doctor Who than anyone on the show as ever said about an 582 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,920 episode of Doctor Who. 583 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,840 Did you see the look in my eyes? 584 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,040 I was like, did I?! 585 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,680 There is a man over there from the BBC being, like... 586 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,120 Are they very strict on set? 587 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,520 Yeah, but also, like I said, I didn't really know 588 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,560 what was going on. 589 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,600 So you couldn't reveal... 590 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,280 I can't tell you, I don't know... 591 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,160 But it was great, it was brilliant, I had the best time. 592 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,560 I don't know what I did but I loved it! 593 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,680 But secrecy, you must be used to it, because I didn't realise that 594 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,880 on Bridgerton, you were the very first person cast. 595 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:40,040 And then how long did you have to hold onto that secret? 596 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,640 They were, like, don't tell anyone and I was, like, mum! 597 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,320 I can't, it's too hard, isn't it? 598 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,360 Because the thing is, you have to keep it a secret. 599 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,520 My character in the show, big spoiler, I'm sorry, 600 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,160 but I don't know if you're going to watch that Christmas, 601 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,280 but I'm going to take the chance that you're not and tell you! 602 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,440 So basically my character is a secret gossip writer. 603 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,800 Voiced by Julie Andrews and you find out at the end of the series 604 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,840 and it's very exciting. 605 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,120 But immediately, I found out on the internet. 606 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,520 So I auditioned, didn't know what it was, googlef it 607 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,680 and was like, oh my god, that's a brilliant 608 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,760 character, that's amazing. 609 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,880 And then I told my friends and elect there is a secret writer, 610 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,320 guess who it is, it's me! 611 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,960 And my friends and family were all, like, you ruin everything! 612 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,320 But they were also, I don't know if your friends and family do this, 613 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,360 hound you for information... 614 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,840 They don't? 615 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,680 As a matter of fact, on my say, I kept the big thing that I'm not 616 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,200 going to ruin it for you over the last season, Logan dies... 617 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:36,520 Oh, you haven't seen it either! 618 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,360 But I kept that secret from my wife for an entire year, 619 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,240 which was really hard. 620 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,640 And then, it was so hard to do and I remember at the end, 621 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,440 I was sat on the floor while she sat on the couch because I didn't want 622 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,320 to give anything away and I didn't want to see her reaction 623 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,400 to the episode. 624 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,240 And when it ended, I remember looking back at her expecting big 625 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,680 things and she went, "I mean, I kind of knew." 626 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,600 She was, like, I think she gathered it. 627 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,440 Because there were things she would catch and I would cover, like... 628 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,480 Well, no, because... 629 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,160 They actually did something on our set where they had Brian, 630 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,520 there was clearly a funeral scene that was being shot. 631 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,440 But they had Brian show up to set... 632 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,480 This is Brian Cox. 633 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,520 Yes, he got papped. 634 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,160 Matthew McFadden is not in that scene at all so there 635 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,840 was online speculation, maybe it's his funeral. 636 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,240 And Brian was there, in costume, they had him dressed 637 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,440 in costume to sort of... 638 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,520 But things still snuck out and I had to just lie to my wife for a year. 639 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,880 And no payoff, none! 640 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,560 I remember that, you are amazing in that funeral, but breakdown 641 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,000 is just astonishing that you do. 642 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,120 That was the church full of extras who then went out and blabbed, 643 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,800 well, you'll never guess what we've just done! 644 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,960 That's what's crazy, it was full of people that 645 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,160 all knew what it was. 646 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,360 Some of the people had... 647 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,800 What are the fucking things called? 648 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,840 The... 649 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,880 Things. 650 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,920 The order of service. 651 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,800 Some of them had a different character on it, some of them 652 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,720 were like James Cromwell's character but James Cromwell's 653 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,760 actually in the funeral! 654 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,160 And he gives a speech so it's a bit weird, 655 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,840 I don't know why they're doing it. 656 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,000 I am clearly talking about my father in it. 657 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,920 But that was extraordinary, that it didn't leak. 658 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,800 And also, the way we shot it, they filled the church background 659 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,200 actors, five cameras, we shot on film so they had 660 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,400 to constantly reload. 661 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,160 And there was no rehearsal, there was nothing, the director, 662 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,800 Mark Mylod, just stood up at the thing with the microphone 663 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,880 and just explained, we are just going to run the whole funeral 664 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:24,320 procession, from the casket coming out of the car at the front, 665 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,200 and the guy who ran the funeral actually runs funerals at that 666 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,080 church, and we just ran the entire thing for about an hour. 667 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,520 We just did a funeral service. 668 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,920 And without a rehearsal, but we had all read it 669 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,880 but we never talked about it. 670 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,480 And it was like, when it was my turn to go up, I'm getting up 671 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,360 and in the script I'm supposed to be interrupted by somebody else 672 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,240 but we never talked about it and am seeing it and I'm... 673 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,360 It was just an amazing way to do something and we just shot 674 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,960 the entire thing in one and then took about an hour to reset and then 675 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,120 ran another funeral service and that's pretty much it, 676 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,160 we did it twice. 677 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,200 Amazing. 678 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,240 APPLAUSE 679 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,280 It was cool, yeah. 680 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,680 Amazing that it didn't leak, amazing that it didn't leak. 681 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,080 Because in terms of secrecy, presumably, Daniel, on James Bond, 682 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,960 the scripts were under lock and key, no one had to know. 683 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,360 You would like to think so, but they did leak. 684 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,560 They get online sometimes, yeah. 685 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,240 And then we'd have to change everything. 686 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,440 So you would do that? 687 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,880 You would literally change the film? 688 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,920 No! 689 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,560 It was early enough that we were going to change it 690 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,000 but they would get out, yeah. 691 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,920 But apparently it wasn't like that on Queer? 692 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,080 No, Luca is just not that precious about things. 693 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,200 Drew's driver, this 23-year-old kid who had been on set for a week 694 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,360 came up to me and just went, great script! 695 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,400 Like... 696 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,760 But Luca just gives it to everybody, what you think, what do you think? 697 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,640 But don't you think that drivers on sets, they are the ones 698 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,680 that know everything. 699 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,720 This is true. 700 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,120 If you want to know any gossip, you go the driver, like come here! 701 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,520 What are we filming next week? 702 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,200 They are, like, the wedding is here... 703 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,240 I got a wedding! 704 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,160 And then you go back and tell everyone! 705 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,200 You know everything! 706 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,400 They are the gossip writers! 707 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,600 They are, they really are. 708 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,240 And Nicola, Joy, Doctor Who, will she return, do you think? 709 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,280 Careful! 710 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,320 Careful! 711 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,360 LAUGHTER 712 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,560 I nearly had her! 713 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,680 Well, it looked like a lovely time in Cardiff so I don't know. 714 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,120 I don't know how it works. 715 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,800 But if they want me back, maybe... 716 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,000 You can time travel so... 717 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,040 Time travel! 718 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,200 Have you kept on your Airbnb, is my point? 719 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,240 My Airbnb? 720 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,880 Well, when I was there I was like, I'll eat really 721 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,920 healthy while I'm here. 722 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,840 And then there is Chippy Alley in Cardiff. 723 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,520 It's a famous lane of chip shops. 724 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,000 Oh! 725 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,200 They do curry chips there. 726 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,240 So, you know... 727 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,680 I really took in the culture, you can sense it! 728 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,320 She will return! 729 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,480 You can see Nicola in Doctor Who on BBC One 730 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,640 on Christmas Day at 5:10pm. 731 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,840 Welcome to British television, boys! 732 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,600 Ten past five! 733 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,200 APPLAUSE 734 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,240 You'll remember that! 735 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:43,480 Not five past, ten past five! 736 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,240 Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin bring us A Real Pain. 737 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,400 It's in cinemas from the 8th of January. 738 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,520 And Jesse, this is your baby, you wrote it, directed 739 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:56,040 it, you star in it. 740 00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:00,400 And it's certainly based on a very personal family story? 741 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,200 Yeah, exactly. 742 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,120 I mean, like, the movie is, like, semi-autobiographical. 743 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,280 I was writing fiction, but essentially I was just 744 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,920 using everything that I've heard growing up about my family history. 745 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,360 My family comes from south-eastern Poland. 746 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,400 Woo! 747 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,440 Really? 748 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,560 Is that the same person that whooped for him? 749 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,320 I think we have a serial whooper. 750 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,680 Exactly. 751 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,080 And so... 752 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,640 There's this scene towards the end of the movie where Kieran 753 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,800 and I visit the house that our grandmother supposedly 754 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,920 lived in and that was the house that my family lived in up 755 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,800 until 1939, so we just ended up doing... 756 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,200 It was a movie, but I wanted to make everything kind of as authentic 757 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,120 as possible because it costs the same as making it not authentic. 758 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:45,920 And so you play two cousins on this kind of weird tourist trail. 759 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,600 Yeah, exactly. 760 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,440 In fact, this movie was originally set in Mongolia. 761 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,040 I was writing it based on a story I wrote that took place in Mongolia. 762 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,960 These same two characters, but going to Mongolia 763 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,000 for another reason. 764 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,040 The next movie? 765 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,080 The next one. 766 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,720 It was not going well, the script was not going well 767 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,160 until an ad popped up online that said, Auschwitz Tours. 768 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,680 I was, like, what the hell is that? 769 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,040 So I clicked on this ad banner and it took me to a site 770 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,960 of essentially like a kind of middle-class American 771 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,520 tour of Holocaust sites. 772 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,120 But where you stay in a nice hotel and then you eat a nice continental 773 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,320 breakfast and then you visit Auschwitz. 774 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,200 And did you go on one of the tours or is this 775 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,640 you imagining what it might be? 776 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,800 This is my imagining of what they are, yeah. 777 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,960 But I did a lot of research with brochures. 778 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,480 So, yeah, but the tone is kind of like watching these real guys 779 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,120 who have an irreverent relationship go to places that warrant reverence. 780 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,160 Yeah. 781 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:43,000 Shall we see a little clip of the two boys in action? 782 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,360 This is the two of you on tour, it has gone a little awry! 783 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,400 This is the cousins. 784 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,560 I guess everybody is waiting in front for us. 785 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,960 Uh-huh. 786 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,960 Hey, dude? 787 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,120 Yeah? 788 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,680 We're not at the right station. 789 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,880 Sorry, what? 790 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,840 Yeah... 791 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,240 Oh, shit. 792 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,440 What the fuck is Krasnik? 793 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,480 Yeah, Krasnik. 794 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,400 We were supposed to get off at Lublin. 795 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,560 I know, yeah, you were out pretty fucking cold, dude. 796 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,240 Sorry, you mean we passed Lublin already? 797 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,280 A while ago. 798 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,720 And you didn't wake me up? 799 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,880 Well, you were having such a good nap, dude. 800 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,920 Jesus! 801 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,960 I know, it's hard to wake you up. 802 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,000 You have the most fucked up sense of priorities, do you know that? 803 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,640 Dude, don't get mad at me, OK... 804 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,560 How could I not get mad at you? 805 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,200 Because I was, like, staring at you while you were sleeping 806 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,360 and people were looking at you and some people 807 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,560 were fucking laughing at you because you were snoring 808 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,960 all weird and loud and shit. 809 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,640 But I was thinking, like, fuck that! 810 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,040 This is my cousin Davey, I'm not ashamed of him, 811 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,400 this is Davey on the bench in Chinatown, this is the guy I used 812 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,800 to have all to myself, I just couldn't wake you, 813 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,840 man. 814 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,880 APPLAUSE. 815 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,280 Having seen the clip, I now remember I was supposed 816 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,920 to warn people there was a lot of swearing in it! 817 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,600 And were you guys friends, always friends? 818 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,640 No. 819 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,840 So you met for this? 820 00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,200 Yeah, but what's also weird too, and I need to just tell the world 821 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,640 this because you think this is normal when it's just not! 822 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,520 He cast me without auditioning me or seeing me in anything ever. 823 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,560 What? 824 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,200 And he goes, yeah, but that's fine, I'm aware of you! 825 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,120 LAUGHTER. 826 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,160 Like, we've met before? 827 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,360 We've met twice in passing! 828 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,800 And you put me in your... 829 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,760 He still, like, yeah! 830 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:27,720 Look at his essence! 831 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,520 How could you not cast this essence?! 832 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,440 You can't get an essence and give somebody... 833 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,120 Is that how you got the part? 834 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,800 That's not how you get a job! 835 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,840 Essence! 836 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,560 He's the greatest actor in the world! 837 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,400 I don't know how to describe it except it just felt exactly 838 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,880 right, he's amazing. 839 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,040 You are, you do seem brilliant, in your head 840 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,960 when you were writing Benji, you weren't thinking... 841 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,120 No, no, I was going to play that role. 842 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,320 And then I was dissuaded. 843 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,360 Took it from him! 844 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,400 Yeah! 845 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,520 And is it true, Kieran, that you weren't going to do this film? 846 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,560 You didn't want to? 847 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,760 At one point, yes, I did try to back out of this film. 848 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,720 Whoops! 849 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,880 Two weeks before we shot, not at one point! 850 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,920 Two weeks before! 851 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,320 He didn't know that, they kept him in the dark 852 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,720 about me trying to get out of the movie thing! 853 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:12,040 Glad I didn't! 854 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,760 We made a good movie! 855 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,200 It is a really good movie. 856 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,240 And you are both... 857 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,880 It baffles my mind that you were going to play Benji. 858 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,920 Same here, yeah! 859 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,720 Because you both seem so perfect in those roles. 860 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,840 Thanks, but... 861 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,960 Thanks! 862 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:30,800 But we can! 863 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,200 Don't take it personally! 864 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,600 But you say you've only met a couple of times 865 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,760 but one of those meetings, it was an audition? 866 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,840 Yeah, exactly. 867 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:43,360 That's where we first met and it was in 2008 and I have no 868 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:48,160 recollection until Kieran brought it up! 869 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,040 I bought it up a couple of weeks... 870 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,240 I'm very memorable, thanks, guys! 871 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,680 Bring me another god damn drink! 872 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,720 APPLAUSE. 873 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,200 You want to tell the story? 874 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,200 I leave an impression! 875 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,680 No, you tell the damn story! 876 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,560 I actually never heard it from your perspective. 877 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,600 Because it interesting. 878 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,920 You talk! 879 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,080 Jump in, jump in if I get something wrong! 880 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,200 We were at an audition for a movie that I was already acting, 881 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,120 it was called Adventureland and I was already... 882 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,160 CHEERING. 883 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,200 That's a lot! 884 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,760 And so I was already in, and Kieran came into audition, 885 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,960 the character that Kieran was auditioning for was supposed 886 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,360 to constantly hit me and manhandle me and knock me 887 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:26,880 around and stuff. 888 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,720 But none of the actors auditioning would do that because it's so... 889 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,440 You know, we are in a union! 890 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,000 But then Kieran came in and not only did he punch me in the groin, 891 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,160 which is what the character is scripted to do, 892 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,360 he also grabbed my, like, breasts and twisted them! 893 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,560 As the director, too quietly, said, cut, please cut, please stop! 894 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,200 Kieran was grabbing onto my chest, looking over and saying, what? 895 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,280 What? 896 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,840 So I remembered this thing, I think unconsciously, 897 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,160 which is that, I was kind of in control in this room and yet 898 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,080 somebody came in and, like, stole the room 899 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,800 and also was brilliant. 900 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,680 And that is what this movie is, I pay for this trip, 901 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,480 I arrange the tour, and yet he comes in and takes over immediately. 902 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,160 Worth noting I didn't get the part! 903 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,520 APPLAUSE. 904 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,840 But do you not remember that? 905 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,680 No, I remember that, he didn't remember it. 906 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,720 OK. 907 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,840 What was going on in your head when you decided to do that 908 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,040 to him at an audition? 909 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,080 The head? 910 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,720 I don't have one! 911 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,880 I wasn't thinking, that's not part of the preparation. 912 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,320 On this line I'm going to touch the left nipple... 913 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,080 No, but I do remember when he stopped us, I'm 914 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,680 still holding your nipples, taking note, like, OK, so you want 915 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,120 to go back to the beginning? 916 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,680 Sorry, by the way! 917 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,600 Do you do that a lot at auditions? 918 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,160 Do I touch nipples at audit... 919 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,040 If there is a kissing scene in a movie and you are auditioning 920 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,960 for it? 921 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,640 Do I kiss the person that I'm... 922 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,680 What do you think? 923 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,720 I did that once. 924 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:50,760 Did you? 925 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,800 Never again! 926 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,000 Why would you do that? 927 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,040 Because I was 13. 928 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,400 You were 13 and you kissed somebody you would be doing a scene with? 929 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,440 I auditioned with. 930 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,120 Did she punch you, or what happened? 931 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,040 No, I didn't get punched, it was worse. 932 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,440 I heard from my agent not to do that again. 933 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,480 That is worse, actually. 934 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,520 Oh, you'd be sick! 935 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,680 Nicola and Daniel are just going, oh, my God! 936 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,360 I did, I told you the story. 937 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,760 I did get a job once, I auditioned for something. 938 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,200 It was the play Suburbia and the playwright was there 939 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,520 and there was a part where the character has 940 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,640 to mime giving a blow job, and I got the part that day. 941 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,440 No, don't! 942 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,400 Mime, I said! 943 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,320 But he goes, you know what it was? 944 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,520 It was the blow job. 945 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,720 And I said, oh, why? 946 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,120 Did none of the other actors drop to their knees? 947 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:38,520 And he goes, no, you were the only one that copped the balls. 948 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,800 That's acting. 949 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:46,000 Put that on your show! 950 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,520 Always cup the balls. 951 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,600 There's got to be a dance mix. 952 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:57,840 Cup the balls, cup the balls. 953 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,280 Liaten, A Real Pain opens here on the 8th of January. 954 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,960 Good luck with that and good luck to those who have. 955 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,200 Golden Globe nominations. 956 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,760 Good luck with those. 957 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,240 All right. 958 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,840 It's time for music. 959 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,960 This pop trio made history last year when they became the first group 960 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,400 ever to win the Brit Rising Star Award. 961 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:30,360 Here performing Access All Areas, it's Flo! 962 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:06,360 On me 963 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,360 told, I keep it closed 964 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:17,560 open, let me expose it 965 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,880 more 966 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,280 sittin' pretty 967 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,400 so let's take it to round two 968 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,720 undress me (kinda sexy 969 00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:01,240 in the bedroom 970 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,440 not just anything 971 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:10,040 I hope you don't let it 972 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:51,280 for you to touch it 973 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:55,920 limits 974 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,680 you inside 975 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,560 show, get excited 976 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:04,400 ain't nobody else invited 977 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,280 yours 978 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:39,280 you more I will give you more. 979 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 980 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,280 Come on over. 981 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:21,120 It's Stella, Jorja and Renee. 982 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,480 So amazing, really gorgeous. 983 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,680 Thank you so much. 984 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,800 There you go. 985 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,880 Welcome. 986 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,880 The gang's all here. 987 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,160 Say hello. 988 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,920 Have a seat. 989 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,160 Have a drink. 990 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,640 You earned it! 991 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,120 Thank you! 992 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:46,720 Seriously, those vocals, amazing, absolutely gorgeous! 993 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,160 Yes, yeah. 994 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,200 Cheers to Flo! 995 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,800 Well done. 996 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,320 So Stella, Jorja, Renee, do you know anyone on the couch, by the way? 997 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,880 Have you bumped into anyone at showbiz parties and things? 998 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,040 We haven't, but from TV, we know you well. 999 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,400 Love Nicola! 1000 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,480 I saw you guys perform at maybe it was Glamour awards? 1001 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,960 Oh, my God! 1002 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,360 That was terrible! 1003 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,040 Babies! 1004 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,760 No, it was amazing! 1005 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,840 Come a long way. 1006 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,880 We were prepubescent. 1007 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,240 You were amazing. 1008 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,600 Amazing. 1009 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,520 We've actually met before, you just don't remember. 1010 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,680 It's fine, nobody remembers me. 1011 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:26,600 No one remembers Kieran. 1012 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:32,760 That was from your debut album, Access All Areas, which is out now. 1013 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,640 And I love that sound, that army sound, but it's quite nostalgic. 1014 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,480 You seem too young. 1015 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,840 Did you grow up, is that the music you were listening to growing up? 1016 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,280 Yes, thank you to our mums. 1017 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,480 Oh, are the mums here? 1018 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,520 Hello, mums! 1019 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,120 There's some great music tastes going on. 1020 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:57,120 That is beautiful. 1021 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:03,120 Now, I assumed Flo was an acronym, it stood for something, 1022 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,080 or that you'd be, like, Florence, Louise, Olive. 1023 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,480 But that is not the case? 1024 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,400 We also wish it was an interesting story. 1025 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,400 Yeah. 1026 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,480 So do we! 1027 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,400 We are all rooting for you! 1028 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,760 I mean, it's quite random. 1029 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:20,520 It's cute. 1030 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,840 It's the type of story that we'd get chucked off the red chair for. 1031 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,320 So where does it come from? 1032 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,920 Well, we were brainstorming lots of different names and we used 1033 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:32,200 to go to this place to write music and bond, and a fat, 1034 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,560 fluffy white cat would come in, it's not our cat, we don't know it, 1035 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,640 and we were, like, oh, let's call it Flo. 1036 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,280 And then for some reason we were, like, that could be 1037 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:49,240 a potential name for us. 1038 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,160 Well, no, we were going through other names like Her Story, Minx. 1039 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,600 I think Minx has been done! 1040 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:57,640 Yeah, wasn't quite right. 1041 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,000 But even when we said to people that we wanted to be called Flo, 1042 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000 everyone was like, urgh! 1043 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,880 Period, menstrual cycle! 1044 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:06,920 LAUGHTER 1045 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,560 I wasn't going to say it! 1046 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,640 APPLAUSE 1047 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,680 Like, yeah, we know... 1048 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,680 It's a branding opportunity, yeah! 1049 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:18,720 It's a collab! 1050 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,160 So Flo is going on tour? 1051 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,200 Yes! 1052 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,400 There you go. 1053 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,440 APPLAUSE 1054 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,080 All over Europe. 1055 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,600 Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham and London. 1056 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,160 Hopefully that performance will have sold a lot of tickets. 1057 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,320 We hope so. 1058 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,360 Hopefully. 1059 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,280 It's a beautiful, beautiful sound, it really is. 1060 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,320 Thank you. 1061 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,960 Thank you very much for that gorgeous performance and good luck 1062 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,400 with the album and the tour. 1063 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,440 Flo, everybody! 1064 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1065 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,320 Really lovely, thank you. 1066 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,760 Right, nearly it. 1067 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,080 Before we go, just time for a quick visit to the big red chair. 1068 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,120 Who have we got? 1069 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,200 Oh, hello! 1070 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,240 Hello. 1071 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,160 Don't look so tense - it'll be fine! 1072 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,200 I am nervous! 1073 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,240 What's your name? 1074 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,480 Brenda. Where are you from? 1075 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,120 The accent is Canadian but I actually live here in London. 1076 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,040 OK, and what do you do here, Brenda? 1077 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,080 I'm actually a mum. 1078 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,120 OK, lovely. 1079 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,160 APPLAUSE 1080 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,560 How many kids? 1081 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,480 I'm embarrassed to say one, and he's 24! 1082 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,480 LAUGHTER 1083 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,760 But he's still a kid! 1084 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,680 Wow! 1085 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:16,880 Oh, Brenda... 1086 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,360 I know! Poor him! 1087 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,080 That's a red chair story right there! 1088 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:26,880 But you go with your story, Brenda. 1089 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,560 Right, so my story is about Adele. 1090 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,160 And I was travelling with my son, it was about ten or 12 years ago, 1091 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,280 and we were in a small regional airport in the north of Denmark. 1092 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,160 And we were already boarded and we were sat in row three, 1093 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,280 which was the first row of economy, right in front of the curtain 1094 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,440 and then there was business in front, two rows. 1095 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,480 Interesting, yeah. 1096 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,400 Empty, completely empty. 1097 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,520 And we were all boarded and there was a bit of a delay, 1098 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,400 there was no one in business class, and then I could hear 1099 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,520 what they were saying the front, the pilot came out and he said, 1100 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,520 "What's going on? What are we waiting for?" 1101 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,280 And they said, "Actually, we are waiting for Adele." 1102 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,840 My son and I went, Adele? 1103 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,040 Who doesn't love Adele? 1104 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:08,280 We are going to be breathing the same air as Adele! 1105 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,400 And so we waited and waited and we were so excited, made sense 1106 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,040 to us because she actually had played at the venue not 1107 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,480 terribly far from their. 1108 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,520 Terribly far from there. 1109 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,560 Of course, yes. 1110 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:22,920 So we were looking out of the window, looking out 1111 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,560 the window, and we were thinking, when she gets on and 1112 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:30,400 we get to altitude and the curtain snaps shut, 1113 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,080 we are going to be maybe sing, 1114 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,280 Hello from the other side... 1115 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,200 And we were getting more and more excited! 1116 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,320 I'm so tempted to flip you but I want to know what happens! 1117 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,920 So a big car pulls up and we think, this is it, this is Adele, 1118 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,080 she is coming, we're going to be best friends! 1119 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,040 Then the door opens, a guy comes out and he bounds up 1120 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,880 the stairs carrying something the pilot had left behind 1121 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,480 and it was a laptop computer and it was a Dell! 1122 00:47:54,480 --> 00:48:00,000 APPLAUSE 1123 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,680 I mean... 1124 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,560 It provoked a similar emotion. 1125 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,720 We kept waiting! 1126 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:12,640 And then that arrived! 1127 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,360 OK, that it really is all we've got time for. 1128 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,720 If you'd like to go in the red chair yourself to tell your story, 1129 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:21,120 you can contact us via the website at this address. 1130 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,760 Please say a huge thank you to all my guests tonight. 1131 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,800 Flo! 1132 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,840 APPLAUSE. 1133 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,880 Kieran Culkin! 1134 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,920 APPLAUSE. 1135 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,920 Jesse Eisenberg! 1136 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,000 APPLAUSE. 1137 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,040 Nicola Coughlan! 1138 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,400 APPLAUSE. 1139 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,320 And Mr Daniel Craig! 1140 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,320 APPLAUSE. 1141 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,080 Join me next week with Grammy winner Laufey, 1142 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,240 Ruth Jones and James Corden, Andrew Garfield, Colman Domingo 1143 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:47,160 and Timothee Chalamet. 1144 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:53,120 I will see you then, good night, everybody, bye-bye!