1 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,680 This programme contains some strong language 2 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,000 Oh! 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,120 Oh, hello. Hi. 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,640 Hello, everybody. Hi. Nice to see you. 6 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,200 Hello. Hi. 7 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,320 Hello. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the show. 8 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,240 Lovely to see you all. All in a good mood. 9 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,480 Lots of... There's lots of great TV on, isn't there? 10 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,440 You know, we've just said goodbye to The Traitors, 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,320 and now The Apprentice is back. 12 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,080 And I don't know if you're watching this series, 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,280 but this time they sent the candidates to Hong Kong. 14 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,440 Oh, what must that be like, going to China, 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,640 knowing that any week you could be fired? 16 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,400 LAUGHTER 17 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,880 Who knows? We've got a great line-up for you tonight. 18 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,560 Singing for us later, look over there - it's Jessie Ware! 19 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 20 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,840 Yes! 21 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,640 She'll be performing her new single, I Could Get Used To This. 22 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,480 But first on my sofa tonight, 23 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,600 for 25 years, this Liverpool comic has made us laugh, 24 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,920 and continues to play to sold-out arenas around the world. 25 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,800 Now his life story has inspired a Hollywood movie, 26 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,280 Is This Thing On? 27 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,720 It's our good friend, Mr John Bishop! 28 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,040 There he is. 30 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,040 Hello, sir, have you been OK? 31 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:37,080 This actress has stolen the show in cult classics like Mean Girls, 32 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,040 The Notebook and About Time, 33 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,560 and starred in the Oscar-winning drama Spotlight. 34 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,040 Now she's fighting for survival 35 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,120 in Sam Raimi's grisly comedy Send Help. 36 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,120 It is Rachel McAdams! 37 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 38 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,200 Yay! 39 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,280 Hello. 40 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,640 Very nice. Lovely to see you. 41 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,440 John, Rachel, Rachel... 42 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,560 And we've got two stars 43 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,280 from the gripping new heist thriller Crime 101. 44 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,120 He's the Aussie megastar of Marvel's Thor, 45 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,920 Rush, and the hit Extraction films, 46 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,560 and she is the Oscar-winning star of Monster's Ball, 47 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,120 Die Another Day and the X-Men films. 48 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,120 Please welcome Chris Hemsworth and Halle Berry! 49 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 50 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,080 Hey. 51 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,480 Hello. Nice to see you. Welcome to the show. 52 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,360 Hello. Welcome back. Great to see you. 53 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,200 Have a seat. Yay! 54 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,680 Oh, very good. They've greeted each other. 55 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,720 You're all thinking, "We picked a good week." 56 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,640 Welcome, all. Lovely to see you. 57 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,880 So welcome back to Chris and John. 58 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,360 Now, Halle, you were on the show, but not on the sofa. 59 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,440 No. Only over Zoom. Yes. In the bad old days. Not the same thing. 60 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:58,000 In the bad old days, yes. And it's a first-time welcome to Rachel 61 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,440 in any form. Hello. 62 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:03,360 Hi. Thank you. It's great to be here. And this is a nice thing. 63 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,560 Chris, you are particularly fond of one of Rachel's films. 64 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,160 My favourite film... 65 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,800 This is a big moment for me. ..is, uh, Wedding Crashers. 66 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,800 Really? I have seen that film countless times. 67 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,160 I'd say more than a hundred. 68 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,280 Really? It's whether it's the... It's the, uh... 69 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,720 LAUGHTER 70 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,720 Sorry, I just need a bit... 71 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,240 If I'm lonely on a press tour, like last night, 72 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,480 I'll switch it on. 73 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,400 If I'm hungover on a Sunday, it's a feel-good movie. 74 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,440 Christmas Eve, the kids, it's family, friends. It's... 75 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,840 I know most of the dialogue in every scene 76 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,480 and inside out. I love it. It's a brilliant film. 77 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,400 Oh, my God, I have to jump in on this 78 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,200 because I told her backstage I wanted to tell this to her. 79 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:48,040 I share your love of Rachel McAdams. Good. Don't we all? Yes. 80 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,200 But wait. 81 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,600 The Notebook is my... 82 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,360 When I met my new guy, Van, 83 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,520 the first time we got together, 84 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,160 I said, "We have to watch The Notebook. 85 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,640 "Because if I don't have a love like this, 86 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,000 "and if you don't make me feel like her, 87 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,720 "this is not happening." Wow! 88 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:10,240 And I was like, "And if I'm not saying, 'It ain't over,' 89 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,120 "and if I'm not jumping around you, then this is not going to work." 90 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,840 That is a high fictional bar. 91 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,680 It's my go-to when I want to cry and when I want to feel good, 92 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,560 and when I want to feel like I believe in love. 93 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,760 Like, that's my movie. Oh, my gosh. I would say the same thing too. 94 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,160 I love you in that movie... Thank you! ..so much. 95 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:33,480 And I've been waiting to tell you that and now I get to tell her! 96 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,840 Yeah! Well, my Rachel McAdams story... 97 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,160 LAUGHTER 98 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,080 I love Mean Girls. Yeah. 99 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,520 Whenever I want to be a bitch, I watch it. 100 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,360 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 101 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Very good. 102 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,600 And weirdly, Halle Berry, 103 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,840 I'm sure you're going to bond with John because you have... Yes! 104 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,280 You have Liverpudlian roots. Your family are from Liverpool? 105 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,920 Yes. I just told him that backstage. He's like, "I thought that 106 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,160 "was not the conversation we were going to be having." 107 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,960 I know. Can you believe that? 108 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,760 I know! We could in some way be related. 109 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,320 I said to her, it's good because 110 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,200 at least somebody on the couch can understand me tonight. 111 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,640 So who was it? It was your mom? My mom's side of the family. 112 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,000 So, did she sound like John Bishop? No. 113 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 LAUGHTER 114 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,640 She left her family, left a little too early. 115 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,000 But that is the origin of my roots. 116 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,080 OK. Have you been to Liverpool? No. 117 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,560 It's not really working, this. 118 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,200 When she said that to me, said, "My mum's from Liverpool," 119 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,040 I thought, "Oh, my God, we'll find a connection!" 120 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,200 I said, "What part of Liverpool? She went, "Don't know." 121 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,240 That's where we're from. Yeah, but that's a lovely thing. 122 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,760 I'm very proud of that. Yeah. And we're proud to have you. Yes. 123 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,560 Hey, listen, we've got lots to talk about tonight, 124 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,800 but let's start with Chris Hemsworth and Halle Berry, 125 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,080 who bring us Crime 101. 126 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,160 It is in cinemas from the 13th of February. 127 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,800 And to get us in the mood, check this out. 128 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,120 Take a deep breath in. 129 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,920 HE INHALES 130 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,480 And exhale. 131 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,000 HE EXHALES 132 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,280 What do you see? 133 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,360 What do you feel? 134 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,840 Feel this moment. 135 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,720 They wouldn't die for an insurance company. 136 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,360 Get in. There's water in the trunk. 137 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,120 He had jewels, cash and high-value items. 138 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,680 He knows exactly what they're transporting when. 139 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,000 There's no DNA. He's in and out in seconds. 140 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,480 Your guy's untraceable. 141 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,840 I came here to make you a business proposition. 142 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,520 You've worked at the same company for 11 years, 143 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,760 You're a VP when you should be a partner. 144 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,800 Those high-value items your company insures? 145 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,640 I make them disappear. 146 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,280 Start by handing me your phone. 147 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,840 So you're a thief? 148 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,520 Life's too short to drive boring cars, right? 149 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,400 # If you see her with me, she's taken. # 150 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,680 Oh! 151 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 152 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,560 So this is one of those great movies with an ensemble cast 153 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,200 and multiple kind of stories that all come together. 154 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,360 So tell us who you both play and how your stories connect. 155 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,120 Would you like to go first? No, you go. 156 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:25,120 I play, uh, a high-value jewellery thief. 157 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:29,560 He's meticulous about how he plans these heists. 158 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,440 He has a very strict code of conduct and how he operates. 159 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:37,040 And, um, there's a sort of moral ambiguity in the world he exists in, 160 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,400 and he's on, obviously, the wrong side of the law on one hand, 161 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,040 but he's still a good human at heart. 162 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,760 And Mark Ruffalo is in the film as well, 163 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:49,280 and the three of our stories are basically on a collision course 164 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:53,200 into a pretty dramatic, climactic finale. 165 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,520 But it's a throwback to the '70s, '80s, '90s heist films 166 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,840 I think we all love, with a contemporary feel. 167 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,520 Yeah. There's complex characters, there's a deep level of emotion, 168 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,360 but it's entertaining and sleek and sexy 169 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,280 and visually pretty stunning. It is absolutely... It's gorgeous. 170 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:13,520 You are the thief, Mark Ruffalo the detective. So, Halle, who are you? 171 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:18,720 Yeah, I am a high-value insurance agent 172 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,440 working, you know, with these insurance companies 173 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,200 that appraise high-value assets and, you know, very wealthy people. 174 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,280 And she has worked her whole life... 175 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,240 What Chris, what our characters share in common is 176 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,280 we both grew up with meagre means, 177 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:36,360 and we both have worked really hard to get where we are. 178 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:40,200 And my character, of course, as many women, as we age up, 179 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,040 our businesses often age us out 180 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,360 and tell us we're too old and we're no longer value. 181 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:51,720 And my character decides that she's not going to accept that. 182 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:58,480 She meets Davis, Chris's character, and she's facing a moral dilemma. 183 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,480 What will she do? Will she stay on the right side of right, 184 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,800 or go to the right side of wrong? 185 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,080 LAUGHTER 186 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,680 And it is interesting because it's the thing 187 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,480 that links all those three characters. All of us. 188 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,560 It's sort of like Sliding Doors. We all intersect with each other 189 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,440 at certain times throughout the movie, 190 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,480 and we find out that we have a lot more in common 191 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,360 than you would think that we would have. Yeah. 192 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,760 And it's interesting, you know, 193 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,200 you've made so many movies over the years, 194 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,240 and I heard you in an interview saying that actually 195 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,240 this is one of your happiest working experiences. 196 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,680 Oh, this was amazing. And you know, when you've done it 30 years, 197 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,560 when you say, "This has been one of my all-time bests," 198 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,800 that's really saying something. 199 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:36,240 These guys - Chris, Mark, Bart, Barry, all of them. 200 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,280 I mean, my feet did not hit the ground. 201 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,960 And I say that because you've heard people talk about stories 202 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,720 of all the horror things that have gone wrong in our industry. 203 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,200 Not the case here. 204 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,800 Like, I have never felt more seen, respected, cared for, stood up for, 205 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,400 protected than I did on this movie with all these men. 206 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,760 It was... I hope... We're going to do Crime 103. 207 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,440 LAUGHTER 208 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,760 Chris and I are going to do Crime 103. Yeah. 209 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,720 And look, I knew you probably enjoyed making this movie, Chris, 210 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,360 because you like driving, and there's a lot of driving. 211 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,280 A lot of driving. Yeah. Yeah. And you do it. 212 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,000 I do, yeah. I was very lucky in this film. 213 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,040 I mean, I shot Rush maybe 15 years ago, 214 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,280 Formula 1 film where I did a lot of training then. 215 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,200 I grew up in Australia, 216 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,200 lived in the outback and farms and a lot of paddock bombs, 217 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,640 sort of rusted old cars that we'd demolition derby into each other 218 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,080 and, you know, mostly illegal sort of activity. 219 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,560 Um, but you kind of get comfortable behind the wheel. 220 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:35,080 And in this film, I just did like a kid in a candy store. 221 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,760 It's like, "I'm going to go top speed, weave in and out of traffic, 222 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,400 "handbrake turn, do this, 223 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,840 "and no-one's going to pull me over and give me a speeding ticket." 224 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,360 But it has this sort of grit and authenticity to it, 225 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,880 and you can't... You can try and do that on green screen, 226 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,000 and it doesn't have the same feel, you know? 227 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,160 Halle, were you jealous? Because... So jealous. 228 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,200 I got to do none of that. 229 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,440 I love stunts, I love to get in there, 230 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,720 and I got to do none of that. 231 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:02,120 Did you get to do some insurance research? Yeah. 232 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,720 High-risk, high-value insurance. Right. Yeah. 233 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,400 Oh, yeah. Yeah. PowerPoint presentations. 234 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,080 But actually, but you do love action and stunts and things. 235 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,160 When did you...? Because it's one thing loving... 236 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,840 How do you discover you love it? What was the movie 237 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,000 where you kind of went, "Oh, I'm really good at this"? 238 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,520 Well, I was a gymnast as a kid, so... 239 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,800 And I know you were an ice skater, so that's another thing. Yes. 240 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:26,920 I had dreams of being like the black Nadia Comaneci, 241 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:31,400 you know, like that was my dream. So when I did Catwoman, 242 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,160 that was the first time I did all of my own stunts 243 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:38,240 and I tried to make my Catwoman really like a... Rrr, like a cat. 244 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,400 And so I was into all the... I learned capoeira for that movie, 245 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,920 and I really got into doing all of those stunts myself. 246 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,600 And so that's when my love of... 247 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,080 And I realised that also when a performer 248 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,960 can do all of their own stunts, that frees up the director 249 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,320 to put the camera anywhere and shoot from any angle, 250 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:57,320 because you don't have to sort of accommodate a double. 251 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,600 You know, you can sort of give them a lot more to work with. 252 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,440 And that's when I realised I would try to lean into 253 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,040 doing all of my own stunts. 254 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,200 But you have to know what you're doing. 255 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,760 I did Doctor Who, um, and... 256 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,360 LAUGHTER 257 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,920 I thought I'd bring it back to the UK, you know what I mean? 258 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,000 APPLAUSE 259 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,920 But I did Doctor Who. 260 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:24,720 So Doctor Who is like a scientific series over here 261 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,000 where there's a time machine that flies through space. 262 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,680 And the first day, they said, "Your character is going through space 263 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,400 "and it crashes, so you've got to fall on the floor. 264 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,080 They said, "Do you want a mat?" I said, "No, don't worry about it." 265 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,760 So I said... And it just said fall on the floor. 266 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,240 And they said, "Do you want a stunt double?" 267 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,640 I said, "Don't worry about it." 268 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,640 So I literally just threw myself on the floor, bang. 269 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,920 And they went, "OK, let's do it again." I went, "What?" 270 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,560 "You've got to do that about 15 times." 271 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,320 I went, "Fuck off, get him in." 272 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,120 LAUGHTER 273 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,520 And it's interesting, you mentioned Catwoman there, 274 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,240 and Catwoman was one of those films that, you know, 275 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,480 it's no secret, at the time its reception was a little rocky, 276 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,160 but since then it's taken on a life of its own, hasn't it? 277 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,280 It really has. It's been amazing to see that the younger generation, 278 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,200 like, they get the joke! 279 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,960 And it does have a life of... 280 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,840 It's the film that I think out of all my movies, 281 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,680 believe it or not, people walk up to me and they're like, "Rrr!" 282 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,480 LAUGHTER 283 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,120 And I'm like, "OK, Catwoman." 284 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,200 Or, you know, they say, "You're Catwoman!" 285 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,680 So people really... Yeah. 286 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,960 Do you purr back? I do, and I just... 287 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,480 Yeah. Rrr! Oh! 288 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,280 That'd be awesome, to say that's your experience with Halle Berry. 289 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:43,000 "She purred at me." 290 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:43,000 HALLE MEOWS 291 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,760 You've had it now. 292 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,320 Rachel, in terms of like, stunts and things, 293 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,800 you do have an adventurous side because what did you...? 294 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,120 You did cycling in Australia or something, didn't you? 295 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,920 Yeah, I did. I thought, "This sounds like a great idea. 296 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,200 "I'll cycle around..." Do you know Magnetic Island? Oh, yeah, yeah. 297 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,080 I know Magnetic Island, yeah. You do... You do? Yeah. 298 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,320 I've been there as well, yeah. Yeah, cos you're a bike guy. 299 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,640 Yeah, I'm a... 300 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,040 Um, yeah. I was, you know, I was travelling. 301 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,440 The first time I backpacked by myself, 302 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,280 I wanted to go to Australia. Little Canadian girl. 303 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,840 I thought, "I'll just go as far as I possibly can." 304 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,280 My parents were like, "Sure, OK." 305 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,000 So I went to Australia. How old were you? 306 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,600 I was 19. Wow. See, that's... 307 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,560 That's big. Yeah. You know what I mean? 308 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,800 Thank you! No, it is. 309 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,880 That's a big thing to go backpacking by yourself to Australia. 310 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,120 Yeah. Big, dumb. 311 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,320 But it was great. It was great. 312 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,520 But, yes, I wound up with, you know, 313 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,840 a random guy from London, uh... 314 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,840 Biking! Biking. 315 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,000 Yeah, that's what we call it in England. 316 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,600 LAUGHTER 317 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,480 Strictly biking. 318 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:55,440 He had his bike, I had my bike, we stayed to our bikes. 319 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:59,600 Yes. Um, yes. And... And I was dead weight. 320 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,680 He was so fit, and, um... 321 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,400 And he was trying to be really patient, 322 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,920 but I was hallucinating by the end. 323 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,680 I was praying to God. 324 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,640 There was no civilisation. 325 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,520 There was no people, there were no restaurants... 326 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,800 Chris lives there. Beaches... 327 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,040 Well, not on Magnetic Island. 328 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,760 There's a couple of people there. 329 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,920 The Australian Tourism Board are loving this show. 330 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,360 "Nothing. Nothing!" 331 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,040 There's one guy on a bike. 332 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,880 Looking for Rachel. 333 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,000 Listen, talking about travelling around Australia, 334 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,400 you did this - such a lovely film, Chris. 335 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,360 The film where you're motorcycling round Australia with your dad. 336 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,400 Yeah. Tell us about that journey. 337 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,680 Yeah. So, this was initially part of the Limitless series, 338 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,680 and then it became its own thing, 339 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,240 and so we separated it, and it was an individual episode. 340 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:01,600 But my dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's a few years ago, 341 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:06,160 and the director came to me and said, 342 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,200 "Look, I know it's a very sensitive subject," 343 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,800 and, "We have this idea where there's this thing 344 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,720 "called reminiscence therapy, where we basically..." 345 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,520 The hippocampus, the part of the brain 346 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,520 that Alzheimer's dementia is attacking, 347 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,000 you stimulate via old memories 348 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 and reignite neural pathways and so on, potentially. 349 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,800 And it's somewhat experimental, but they're getting, you know, 350 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800 there's a lot of positive results. Yeah. 351 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,200 And so we had this idea about going back to the family home 352 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,880 we lived in and doing a road trip up to Northern Territory. 353 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,400 We lived in an Aboriginal community 354 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,760 four and a half hours outside of Katherine in Arnhem Land, 355 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,640 where he was a bull-catcher. 356 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,680 This is 30-something years ago. 357 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,000 So we were going to do this motorbike road trip 358 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,160 and I was very apprehensive about it. 359 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:55,560 I didn't want to sort of exploit anything he was going through 360 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,880 for the sake of sort of drama 361 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,160 and entertainment and so on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 362 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,040 But he's a man of deep integrity and humility, 363 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,920 and I said to him, "Look, do you have any interest?" 364 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,200 And he said, "Oh, yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun, 365 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,760 "and look, maybe, you know, 366 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,560 "me sharing my story might help someone else." 367 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,920 And so we embarked on this road trip. 368 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:18,000 And we started in Melbourne, where we lived. 369 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:23,560 And a friend of ours bought the house we lived in 30-something, 370 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,000 40... Well, when I was born, in Melbourne, 371 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,360 lived in the house when I was probably six till 18. 372 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,920 So 20-something years ago he bought the house. 373 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,880 And he had a series of photographs 374 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,800 that he had taken of the house when he bought it, 375 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,680 and so the art department said to him, "Can we have those photos?" 376 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,960 And they redressed the entire house... This is amazing. 377 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,880 ..according to those photographs. 378 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:53,160 And then we went to the house and walked in, 379 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,480 and it was like stepping back in time. Oh, my gosh. 380 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,840 I mean, it was just... Yeah, it gives you chills, doesn't it? Yeah. 381 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,080 It was remarkable. 382 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,720 And I... It was this overwhelming nostalgia, 383 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:09,040 this ginormous reminder of the passage of time. 384 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:13,000 Emotional because of the memories we had there, 385 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,160 and now the memories we weren't going to have, 386 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,720 or the memories that were potentially disappearing. 387 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,600 And my dad walked in and he's like, I said... 388 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,840 I'm trying to, you know, 389 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,280 there's cameras on us and, "What do you think?" 390 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,600 And he goes, "Oh, it's great. It's great." 391 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,480 I said, "How do you feel?" 392 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,160 He goes, "I don't know about all the theatrics, mate, you know? 393 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,600 "All the cameras and stuff." 394 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,320 I said, "Yeah, we're doing a documentary," and he goes... 395 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,240 Anyway, and he kept saying, "Where's your mum? 396 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,360 "She'd love this." And I said, "Well, she's not in the episode." 397 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,800 Then he goes, "Oh, OK." 398 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,080 And then a minute later he's like, 399 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,360 "Where's your mum? What's she doing?" 400 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,040 And I said, "Well, Dad, she's not... She's here but she's not... 401 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:49,400 "It's just us." And he kept asking and it was so beautiful, 402 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,320 he wanted to share it with her, and then eventually they were like, 403 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,520 "Just bring her up." 404 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,640 And so she came into the house. 405 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,680 For her, it really hit home, because it was a real reminder of 406 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,600 the sort of memories we'd had and what we're missing. 407 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,000 And then you saw him relax, you know, 408 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,680 that was his sort of anchor in... Yeah. ..as things 409 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,760 are sort of being taken away and disappearing. 410 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:14,400 And it was quite beautiful and profound and heartbreaking. 411 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,040 And I've had people say to me who've seen the episode 412 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,280 who are suffering with dementia or Alzheimer's say, 413 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,640 "I wish my kids could see this or my family members," 414 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,480 because people dance around the issue. 415 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,960 No-one comes and says, "What are you afraid of? 416 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,120 "How are you feeling?" 417 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,920 Because they... It's too hard to confront, 418 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,400 so they suffer in silence. 419 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:39,000 And so I was asking questions to my father and, yes, on camera, 420 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,120 but the questions I probably wouldn't have 421 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,600 been brave enough to ask and those things, 422 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,080 and how is he feeling? And it was... 423 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,040 I asked him in the doc, I said, you know, 424 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,320 "What are you afraid of?" 425 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,040 And he said, "I just don't want to be a burden, you know?" 426 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,520 And it said so much to me about him, 427 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,320 and not that I could have any more respect for my father, 428 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,680 but the fact that his main concern 429 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,680 was not being a burden to those around him, 430 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,160 more so than "I'm losing my memories and my time is expiring..." Yeah. 431 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,600 ..was beautiful. But the episode became about connection 432 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,920 and about love and family and what's important, 433 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,960 which is this shared moment. And also, there's that lovely thing 434 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,120 of sharing memories. Yeah, it's about sharing memories... 435 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,000 And in the midst of all of that, 436 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,160 there's a very sweet but funny moment where 437 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,880 you and your mum and dad are in that original house 438 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,760 and you are watching... presumably this is the first film 439 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,400 you ever made. Yeah. 440 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,120 Yeah, it should have been the first and last film I ever made. 441 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,960 LAUGHTER 442 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,960 It was... 443 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,800 We created this ridiculous sort of parody 444 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,720 of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. 445 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,640 Well, we've got that clip. I know... LAUGHTER 446 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,320 This is the clip of the family watching, 447 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:47,280 so please enjoy Chris Hemsworth's first-ever film performance 448 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,960 in "Crocidile Hunter". 449 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,920 Can we see it? Yeah, you can pop it on. 450 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,200 The Crocodile Hunter! 451 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,400 # Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo... # 452 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,920 Ooh! You almost spelt "crocodile" correct. 453 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,680 How are you going, folks? 454 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,280 We've got a real bloody river in store for you today. 455 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,040 Oh, this is... This is gold. 456 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:11,400 We're going to be chasing the Siberian Tiger Australian Fox. 457 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,760 It's gonna be bloody unreal. 458 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,160 Let's go have a look and see. 459 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,960 LAUGHTER 460 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,000 Now, I've got myself a little something... 461 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,600 That was my hat! Your riding hat. 462 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,040 WHISPERS: Come here. Have a look, see. 463 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,040 That's what I'm talking about. Deadly as! 464 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,680 He's digging a hole. 465 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,200 Remember, when he's not looking... 466 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,880 Over here, over here, over here. 467 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,200 I've got him. 468 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,880 The dog wasn't hurt in the making of this film. 469 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,000 You get him in the full nelson like so 470 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,800 and you've got to get him... 471 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,760 Look at the dog! 472 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,800 CHRIS LAUGHS 473 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,840 Next week we'll be chasing the Australian grasshopper. 474 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,560 Can't wait. See yous then. 475 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,320 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 476 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,080 Thank you. Well, that was your first film. For sure. 477 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,560 Everyone can enjoy your latest film. 478 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,000 Chris Hemsworth and Halle Berry in Crime 101 479 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,280 from the 13th of February. 480 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,840 Very good. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 481 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,080 Those shorts. Tight pair of shorts. 482 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,600 Oh, my gosh. Tight pair of shorts. 483 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,200 There's something very Australian about that. 484 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,080 Yeah. Yeah, they were a tight pair of shorts, that's for sure. 485 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,600 Next up, Rachel McAdams 486 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,200 brings us a brilliant movie from Evil Dead director Sam Raimi. 487 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,760 It's called Send Help. 488 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,000 It opens in cinemas on the 5th of February. 489 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,600 So, Rachel, you play Linda Liddle. She's fantastic. 490 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,960 Tell us about Linda Liddle. Who is she? 491 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,120 What's she up to? 492 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,280 Well, Linda is a real worker bee. 493 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,480 She's been at her company for seven years, 494 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,240 and she can do everybody's job with her eyes closed, 495 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,920 and she's in line for a big promotion. 496 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,160 She's very excited. She's going to use the money to get 497 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,280 a bigger apartment and go travelling. 498 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:02,480 And then she gets passed over for the douchebag... 499 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,360 ..friend of the boss who's been there for six months... 500 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,480 Ohh. ..and it really grinds her gears. 501 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,360 It would. 502 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,680 And she's just about had enough, you know? 503 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,880 Yeah. Yeah. 504 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,800 I'd rather say eats her ass whole. LAUGHTER 505 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,680 Yes. OK. Grind her gears is... 506 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,920 It's not pissed off enough. It's not enough. 507 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,080 Sorry, once again, eats her asshole? Eats her ass whole. 508 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,280 OK. It does. It really eats her ass whole. 509 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,160 Like that? Yes, like that. Good job. Thank you. 510 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,880 I'll work on it. 511 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:42,400 But tell us more, because then a big thing happens. 512 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,880 We're allowed to know the big thing, aren't we? 513 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,000 Oh, the rest. The rest? Well, the send help bit. Right. 514 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,120 Um... 515 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,080 So... You remember what happens, right? 516 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,920 I don't know how long ago you filmed this, Rachel. 517 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,800 It was, like, six months ago. 518 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,440 Um... After you lost your arsehole. 519 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:05,680 Yes. Yes, so she gets invited to prove herself once again 520 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,520 on the company trip to Bangkok. 521 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,960 Her new boss invites her to solve a problem there 522 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,640 and they get on the plane and... 523 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,280 ..the plane goes down. 524 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,640 That's a spoiler, though. 525 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,040 No, it's all over the ads. No, it's really not. 526 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,440 It's called Send Help. Right. 527 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,880 SHE MOUTHS 528 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,040 I think the audience will be disappointed 529 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,440 if they don't know that. They'll be like... 530 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,000 "Why does she need help? I don't under..." 531 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,600 The boiler's broke! 532 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,800 Yes, yes. Yeah. And then she winds up 533 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:47,160 washing up on a Thailand beach and... 534 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,280 And she thrives. And she thrives. 535 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,720 Yeah, she does very well because she's a fan of Survivor. 536 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,200 She's a big fan of Survivor and she spends a lot of her time, 537 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,320 her spare time... She's auditioned for Survivor countless times. 538 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,920 Never been chosen. 539 00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,960 Wow. 540 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,440 I know. Now's her moment. It's more asshole eating. Yes. 541 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,520 LAUGHTER 542 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,000 I must say, I've never heard this expression before. 543 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,920 I've coined... I've made this up. 544 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,800 Oh! Everybody in my life has heard this. 545 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,200 Halle, Halle, she's got Scouse DNA. 546 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,280 You know what I mean? 547 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,520 I can find it. I can find the swearing. 548 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:25,280 I can get to it. Eat your arse whole! I can't wait. 549 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,600 There's some people out there going, "Yeah, great." 550 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,920 It's going to take off. Let's do it. It's going to take off. 551 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,440 Listen, our clip is you and your boss, 552 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,800 played by Dylan O'Brien, and it's you coming to terms 553 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800 with your new situation on the island. 554 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,840 You can't put that kind of weight on that yet. 555 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,240 You don't tell me what to do. How about that? 556 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,560 HE GROANS 557 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,280 You know what? You think you're so smart? 558 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,560 Well, guess who you're talking to. 559 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,160 CEO of a Next-Gen 500 company, baby. 560 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,800 SHE LAUGHS 561 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,800 That's right. 562 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,080 A company your father built, God rest his soul. 563 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,400 THEY LAUGH 564 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,400 Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You know what? 565 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,840 You're so done. 566 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,920 Huh? Yeah. You're so fired. Oh, am I? 567 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,960 Yeah. Oh, no. 568 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,400 Where are you going? Wherever the...I want to go! 569 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,640 I'm making my own camp. 570 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,120 Oh. Not so hard. 571 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,640 Just need some leaves and some... 572 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,120 ..sticks. 573 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,120 LINDA LAUGHS 574 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,960 I've seen you do it enough. 575 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,640 Well, I wish you luck. 576 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,120 And I'll tell you where to send my last cheque. 577 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,600 Second coconut tree on the left. 578 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,680 Obviously, you weren't stranded on a desert island in real life, 579 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,640 but, as Rachel McAdams, you did face a lot of hardship. 580 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,720 I feel there was a lot of fluid in this film for you. Mm-hm. 581 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,240 Yeah, I mean, there's obviously water, sea, all of that. Yeah. 582 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,840 But there's more. There's... 583 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,120 Yes. Yeah. A lot of blood. A lot of blood. 584 00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:00,440 Yeah, which I knew. I knew that when I read it. 585 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,880 I mean, I knew there was some blood. I didn't know quite how much... 586 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,000 The Sam Raimi level of blood. ..there would be. 587 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,120 The Sam Raimi level of blood. 588 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,480 There's really no... Yeah. There you are. There it is. 589 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,480 Oh! That is Sam Raimi. 590 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,360 Like, he's very hands-on with the blood. 591 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,960 Oh, he insists it has to be him. No-one else could do it. 592 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,120 And he'll sit there for, like, an hour before we actually shoot it 593 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,680 and practise. 594 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,920 Not actually throwing blood, 595 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,760 but, like, he's getting ready... Oh, right. ..to do it. 596 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,200 The wrist action. Yes. This is a clip. 597 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,840 Just clip that up. Clip that up and put it on the internet. 598 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,280 Everyone'll watch this show. "He's just getting ready." 599 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,520 LAUGHTER 600 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,200 I'm just walking into all of it tonight. Oh, my God. 601 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,720 Yes, but he... No, he's a real team player. 602 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,080 We all saw it. We all saw it. 603 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,280 I mean, this is... Cos when you put that picture up, 604 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,200 this shows what acting really is. 605 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,560 Can we see that picture again? 606 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,680 Look, there's all these people around you. 607 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,680 There's a false head of a boar - do you know what I mean? - 608 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,600 being held by a runner somewhere. 609 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,200 He's throwing stuff at you 610 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,240 and, you know, you've trained for this. 611 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,520 I did. 612 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,720 I did, I chose this life. 613 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,280 It's not easy. And here's the thing, Rachel, huge acting career, 614 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:25,160 but as Halle mentioned earlier, originally sports, 615 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,280 that was your thing. 616 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,840 I was Sporty Spice, yes. Yeah. Yeah, I loved sports. 617 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,840 What did you do? Ice skating, you were very good at. 618 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,080 I was OK, I was OK. I... Yeah. Is this figure skating? 619 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,800 Yes. Oh, there you are. 620 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,800 There I am with my little medal around my neck. Yeah. 621 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,080 See, that's how good you are. You won a medal. 622 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,080 You won a medal! I recently threw away all my medals, 623 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,120 all my badges. No! All my... 624 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,000 Literally three days ago, I... Why? By mistake? 625 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,720 No. What? 626 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,800 I'm trying to Marie Kondo my life. 627 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,520 You know, I'm like, my mom was like, 628 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,680 "Well, what if your children...?" 629 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:06,440 I was like, "What are they going to do with my skating tests, you know?" 630 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,280 No? But the Rachel McAdams Museum! 631 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,240 What will they put in the Rachel McAdams Museum? 632 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,120 I know! 633 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,320 This is therapy. The exhibits will be empty. 634 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,440 This should have all her skating medals! 635 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,920 LAUGHTER 636 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,920 I'll go dig them out. You've got a photograph there from 1954. 637 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,680 You're my new best friend. 638 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,360 But... And did you just put them in the garbage? 639 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:36,200 Yes, and it did pain me, but I thanked them and... 640 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,640 Let them go. ..let them go. Wow. OK. 641 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,080 Yeah. I've been studying Buddhism. Yeah. 642 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,720 In terms of winning things, Halle Berry, wow. 643 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,880 No, this is amazing. Oh, no. This is amazing. 644 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,920 OK, I'm going to do this. So I think I knew that you'd been a, you know, 645 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,840 a teenage pageant kind of beauty queen, 646 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,320 but I had no idea the amount you won. 647 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,880 I mean, they were serious prizes. It was insane. 648 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,280 I know, I got good stuff. You really did. 649 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,880 I was in it for the loot. Yeah, because how old were you? 650 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,480 You were 16, 17 when you were doing...? I was 17, yes. 651 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,280 So it was Miss Teenage...? Yeah, it was Miss Teen. 652 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,680 I didn't really aspire to be a beauty pageant queen. 653 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,240 It was my boyfriend at the time 654 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,360 who really wanted a girlfriend who was a beauty queen. 655 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,960 So he took my high school picture and entered it into 656 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,880 the Miss Teen Ohio competition. 657 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,360 And I remember one day I just got a letter in the mail and it says, 658 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,640 "You are a finalist in the Miss Teen Ohio." 659 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,800 And I was like, "What?" And I had no idea how it happened 660 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,920 and then he told me the story. 661 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,840 So I showed up at that contest, 662 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,920 I put on my prom dress and I showed up, 663 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,160 and I really, literally could care less. 664 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,920 I was just there because he wanted me to do this, 665 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,840 and I ended up winning the damn thing. 666 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,200 And I was like, "Oh, my God." But what I didn't know is 667 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,080 when you win one, then you have to be... 668 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,440 I was now Miss Teen Ohio. I had to go to Miss Teen America. 669 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,160 Like, I didn't know I had to keep going. 670 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,560 Yeah. And I went to Miss Teen America and I won there. 671 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,640 Did you? Then I had to go to Miss Ohio. Then I won there. 672 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,640 Then I had to go to Miss USA. Like, it kept going and going and going 673 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,640 until I finally lost. 674 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,240 But along the way, tell us some of the stuff you won. 675 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,720 Oh, my God, I won a car. 676 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,720 RACHEL GASPS 677 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,440 Yeah, a Chrysler LeBaron. At the time, that was... 678 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,760 Convertible, was it? Convertible? Yes, convertible. 679 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,080 White, convertible. It was amazing. Wow. A fur coat. 680 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,480 Like, $10,000. That was like, $10,000?! 681 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,640 I had $10,000, like, tax-free money? Wow. 682 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,080 Jewellery, diamonds, clothes, a wardrobe. 683 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,000 Yeah. So, what happened to the pimp - sorry, the boyfriend - 684 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,160 that put you in? 685 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,080 You know what? He went to jail three times. 686 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,560 The third one, that was a breaker. 687 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,120 "No, I can't now." He went to jail. Three times. 688 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,520 We broke up and he ended up in prison three times. 689 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,960 Rachel, just getting back to Send Help, 690 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,560 you have form playing the antihero, 691 00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,080 because Regina George in John's favourite film, Mean Girls... 692 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,640 CHEERING 693 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,640 I mean... Yes, sister. 694 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,400 Is it true that you didn't understand how much 695 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,280 people would hate Regina George? 696 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,560 Yeah. Yes, I did... Well, yes. 697 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,360 I didn't know. I didn't... I didn't know. 698 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,280 I didn't know how it would hit. 699 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,760 I didn't know, like, you know... 700 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,960 Yes, how hated she would be for how long. 701 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,280 But what was, like...? 702 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,200 So the first time you saw a screening with an audience, 703 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,880 was that when it dawned on you? Yes, yes. 704 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,320 Everyone except for my best friend, who was beside me. 705 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,080 So when I got hit by the bus, 706 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,200 everyone cheered and she went, "No!" 707 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,440 LAUGHTER 708 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,360 And I was, like, yanking her down. I was like, "I'm right here. 709 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,920 "I'm alive. We're good." 710 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,040 And she was crying... 711 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,480 But she was the only one who was upset about me getting 712 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,840 hit by a bus. She saw a very different film. 713 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,760 Yes. Well, everyone's going to love Rachel McAdams in Send Help. 714 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,560 You can see it in cinemas from next Thursday. 715 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,880 That's when that's out. Yeah. 716 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 717 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,280 Now... 718 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,080 John Bishop, I love this. 719 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,920 John Bishop is in a Hollywood movie. 720 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,920 Well, his story is - Is This Thing On? 721 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,160 It's out today. 722 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,520 It's directed by Bradley Cooper, 723 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,560 stars Will Arnett and Laura Dern, 724 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,880 and they've been on the show talking about it. 725 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:24,520 So I suppose the main thing is, how the hell did this happen, John? 726 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,400 And what does it feel like? 727 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,160 I'm massive in Hollywood. 728 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,000 No, it's really, really weird, really strange, 729 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,120 because I met Will Arnett eight years ago 730 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,600 on a barge in Amsterdam, which is the start of all good stories. 731 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,160 But I met him... I met him through a mutual friend, 732 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,600 Christopher Hughes, who's, you know, 733 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,600 who's a film producer. 734 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,920 And he said, "Tell Will your story of how you got into comedy." 735 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,680 So I told him and Will went, "That's a great story. 736 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,680 "I'd love to try and write it as a script 737 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,600 "with my writing partner, Mark Chappell." 738 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,040 So I said, "Great, you start writing it, 739 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,560 "but I, you know, I want to chip in. 740 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,640 "I want to be part of the writing process." 741 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,120 So they would write a script and send it to me, 742 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,400 and then I'd send some notes 743 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,360 and I'd write some bits and send it back, 744 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,840 and then they'd send me the new version with none of my bits in. 745 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,480 And I thought, "They haven't got the email." 746 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,560 I'd send it back 747 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,880 and then they'd still come back without my bit. 748 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,480 And I went, "Are my bits shit, boys?" 749 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:26,480 And he... And the truth was, it was too close to me, you know, 750 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,760 the story of how I got into comedy, 751 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,160 the reality of it was too close. 752 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,520 So I had to step away and allow them to write it, 753 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,920 and I'm so glad I did. 754 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,640 There was a big portion of trust involved in that, 755 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,240 but the end result is brilliant. 756 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,440 And obviously you spoke to, you know, 757 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,080 the writers and everything and told them the story. 758 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,600 But Melanie, she spoke to, was it... 759 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,440 Laura. ..Laura Dern, who plays her in the movie? Yeah. 760 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,240 So Laura Dern got cast and then through a mutual friend, 761 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:58,000 Laura reached out and said to Melanie, "Can I meet you?" 762 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,440 So Melanie went and sat with Laura 763 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,640 and just downloaded her side of the story and what went on. 764 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,720 So Laura's character, 765 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,720 honest to God, reflects Melanie so, so much. 766 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:13,760 And there's one particular scene where, which was true, 767 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,440 we got a note, you know you sometimes get from kids 768 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,960 where they go, "There's head lice in the school. 769 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,280 "Can you check each other?" 770 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,120 And we weren't living together, so she had to come to my house, 771 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,920 and we had to check each other for head lice, which is such an... 772 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,680 So romantic. ..intimate thing. I know, yeah. 773 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,760 And it's such an intimate thing to do, though, 774 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,320 when you're not living together. 775 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,880 Do you know what I mean? And so she told Laura that, 776 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,120 and then Bradley put it straight into the film. Oh, wow. 777 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,280 Wow. And that's the clip we've got. 778 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:45,600 This is Laura and Will with nits. 779 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,320 I think I might have lice. 780 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,360 Hmm. And... Are you seeing it jump off me? 781 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,680 Why are you...? Let's get you in the chair. 782 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,960 I think that's what we got to do. 783 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,560 Yeah, one's just crawling in between your teeth. 784 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,520 Mum's pregnant. You are so pregnant. What? 785 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,680 You hooked up with a bug. All right, guys, enough. 786 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,080 Guys! But, Dad, that's how you said you get lice. 787 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,960 Oh, is that how you said it? No, it was a joke, 788 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,120 because the video said we're looking for baby eggs. All right? 789 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,080 It was a joke. Did you hook up with a bug? 790 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,040 No. Well, you've got lice, so... Yeah, you did. 791 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,320 You hooked up with a bug! You promised not to tell them. 792 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,360 You hooked up with a bug! All right, you know what? 793 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,920 You guys need to rehearse. Let's go. OK. Let's go. 794 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,200 Get busy. I already know it. Keep the volume down, too. 795 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,640 Turn the volume up? Keep the volume up? OK. 796 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,280 No, not up. Keep the volume down. Dad, do you know where 797 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,000 the loudspeaker is? I'm serious about the volume. 798 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,280 So you're really not seeing anything? 799 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,400 There's no little bites? I don't think so. 800 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,040 To be honest, just looking at it now, 801 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,480 it's making me itch. I know. I think I must have it. Would you check me? 802 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,880 Sure. 803 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,440 Oh! Well done, man. 804 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,440 APPLAUSE 805 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,880 And... 806 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,040 ..it is, I think, for a British audience watching this, 807 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,840 it'll seem quite far away from your life 808 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,840 because it's set in America now, 809 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:55,720 Will Arnett is playing you, but those big scenes in it are real. 810 00:36:55,720 --> 00:37:00,160 Like, Melanie... Yeah. ..she did accidentally see you doing stand-up. 811 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the big... 812 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,160 So for people who don't know, 813 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,080 I fell into stand-up because we split up, 814 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,680 me and my wife, and I was a month away from being 34. 815 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,760 And the only reason 816 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,560 I went into stand-up is I was, one Monday night... 817 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,680 I used to have the kids every weekend, 818 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,680 so Monday I used to be on a downer, 819 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,600 and I was walking past a comedy club 820 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,200 in Manchester called The Frog And Bucket, 821 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,040 which I'm sure you're very familiar with... 822 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,400 Oh, I know it well. 823 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,400 LAUGHTER 824 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,480 Been there many times. 825 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,640 And I was... I'd been to two comedy clubs in my whole life. 826 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,440 I had no interest in stand-up comedy at all. 827 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,600 And anyway, I thought, "I'll go in," 828 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,120 because comedy is great and anyone who's ever on their own, 829 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,040 just go to a comedy club. You sit in a room full of strangers, 830 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,160 but everyone laughs at the same time. 831 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,280 So I thought, "I'll go in there and it will cheer me up." 832 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,800 And I used to do this joke, 833 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,280 which is not the best joke in the world, 834 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,200 and I've said this story before, 835 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,120 but it's the only story that's the truth is, 836 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,040 I used to do this joke 837 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,600 to let all the ladies in the room know I was a single man. 838 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,400 I used to say, "I'm really sad at the moment, 839 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,080 "ladies and gentlemen, because me and my wife are not together." 840 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,720 AUDIENCE: Ahh. It's not that sad, honestly. 841 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,120 We're not divorced or anything. 842 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,360 I've just killed her. 843 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,360 LAUGHTER 844 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,160 But I knew I was going to miss her, so I've kept her head in the fridge. 845 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,480 Terrible joke. Terrible. 846 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,080 Oh, no. And I got announced onstage this Thursday 847 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,680 and I said this joke onstage, and as I said it, 848 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,320 I looked to the left and the head 849 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,680 that was meant to be in the fridge was in the audience. 850 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,320 No! So this is a true story. 851 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,520 So she was in the audience and what had happened, 852 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,440 we'd been apart almost two years at this point. 853 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,120 And when you're apart, you live parallel lives 854 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,640 so you don't really know what's going on in each other's lives. 855 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,520 You deal with the logistics of children. 856 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,760 She had a new job. 857 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,640 The people she was working with were going out for a birthday do. 858 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,840 Someone said, "Let's go to a comedy club." 859 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,920 She didn't know I did stand-up comedy. 860 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,960 The people she was with didn't even know my name. 861 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,360 So when I get announced on, 862 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,040 they don't understand why she goes, "What the fuck?" 863 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,960 And then I go onstage in front of a room full of strangers 864 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,360 and tell them I've killed her and kept her head in the fridge. 865 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,680 Oh, no. So that twist is in the film 866 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:21,000 where they get back together, and what happened with us is that... 867 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,480 I remember, we were literally going through 868 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,200 the final stages of the divorce. 869 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,480 I remember seeing Mel and thinking, 870 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,680 "God, that's going to cost me another ten grand." 871 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,960 And then she came over 872 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:35,240 and we started talking and it was lovely. 873 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,640 We discovered each other again. She said, "That was a surprise." 874 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,240 I said, "Look, I'm really sorry about the whole head thing." 875 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,680 She said, "No," she said, "The surprise was you were funny. 876 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,800 "You made me laugh." 877 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,720 LAUGHTER 878 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,440 Why weren't you doing that earlier? I know. 879 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,640 She said, "You made me laugh." 880 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,680 She said, "You reminded me of the man that I first met." Ohh. 881 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,720 She said, "Whatever happened to you?" 882 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,000 I said, "I married you!" 883 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,760 So she said, "Well, do you think we could do something?" 884 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,800 So we ended up... Like in the film, 885 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,760 they end up dating each other secretly 886 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,360 and then we ended up going to Relate 887 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,040 and then we ended up getting back together. 888 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,480 So now we've been married for 33 years. 889 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,000 Wow. Amazing. 890 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,080 You can see why they wanted to make it into a film. 891 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,200 It's a lovely story and a lovely film. Yeah. 892 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,040 Listen, we must very quickly mention stand-up 893 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,880 is still very much a part of your life. 894 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,400 Your new comedy tour, 895 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,840 Let's Go Round Again, 896 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,360 tickets go on sale today... Oh, wow. 897 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,680 ..but you won't be seeing it until 2027. 898 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,520 I know. Well, to be honest with you, I didn't want to launch it, 899 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,840 but I'm doing all of this press and I'm thinking if I don't... 900 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,280 I can't come back in two months, can I? 901 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,000 So we were planning to do it anyway. 902 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,160 Stand-up is what I do. That's my job. 903 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,560 You know, if you're an actor, it's what you do. Yeah. 904 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,240 So I just booked it in. 905 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,440 I haven't written a joke yet, but I've booked it in. 906 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,880 It looks very good. Very good. Oh, it looks so funny. 907 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,920 LAUGHTER 908 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,080 Well, that's the tour. 909 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,200 Just a reminder - Is This Thing On, that is in cinemas now. 910 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,560 Very good. 911 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 912 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,400 Right, it's time for music. 913 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,160 This Mercury and Brit Award-nominated 914 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,520 singer-songwriter is back with a new pop anthem. 915 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,600 Here performing her brand-new single, 916 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,920 I Could Get Used To This, it is Jessie Ware! 917 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 918 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,080 # Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah 919 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,040 # Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah 920 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,240 # This is what I know 921 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,320 # Step into my secret garden 922 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,480 # It's not impossible to bloom and grow 923 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,880 # Because everyone deserves their flowers 924 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,080 # I'll only do it if I want it 925 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,120 # Got you hot under the collar 926 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,880 # Red light burning up my aura 927 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,200 # Pleasures just around the corner 928 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:02,360 # I, I could get used to this 929 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,920 # Tonight, I'll satisfy my every motive 930 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,760 # I, I could get used to this 931 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,200 # Cos you're the one I wanna be alone with 932 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,320 # I'll let you know when it feels right 933 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,480 # Let me show you what feels nice 934 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,240 # Let's stay here for infinity 935 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,560 # Pablo silhouette, Venus energy 936 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:27,400 # I, I could get used to this 937 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,200 # Yeah, I could get used to this 938 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,640 # Don't you think it's about that time 939 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,800 # To take a moment and seek delight? 940 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,800 # Baby, tell me what's on your mind, what you need 941 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,080 # Don't have to whisper our fantasies 942 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,040 # Baby, ask and you shall receive 943 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,200 # You just have to ask nicely, please 944 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,440 # I'll only do it if I want it 945 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,440 # Got you hot under the collar 946 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,440 # Red light burning up my aura 947 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,320 # Pleasure's just around the corner 948 00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,760 # I, I could get used to this 949 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,600 # Tonight, I'll satisfy my every motive 950 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,120 # I, I could get used to this 951 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,600 # Cos you're the one I wanna be alone with 952 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,800 # I'll let you know when it feels right 953 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,880 # Let me show you what feels nice 954 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,400 # Let's stay here for infinity 955 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,040 # Pablo silhouette, Venus energy 956 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,000 # Ahhh 957 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,680 # I could get used to this 958 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,720 # Yeah, I could get used to this 959 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,480 # I could get used to 960 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,040 # Ohh 961 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,480 # Yeah, I could get used to 962 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,440 # I, I, I 963 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,200 # I could get used to this 964 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,800 # Yeah, I could get used to 965 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,960 # Ohh 966 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,680 # I'll only do it if I wanna 967 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,760 # Heaven's just around the corner 968 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,760 # I got you hot under the collar 969 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:04,520 # And I'm burning, burning, burning tonight 970 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:09,520 # I, I could get used to this 971 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,880 # Tonight, I'll satisfy my every motive 972 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:17,920 # I, I could get used to this 973 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,480 # Cos you're the one I wanna be alone with 974 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,640 # I'll let you know when it feels right 975 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,760 # Let me show you what feels nice 976 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,520 # Let's stay here for infinity 977 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,800 # Pablo silhouette, Venus energy 978 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:34,320 # I, I could get used to this 979 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,800 # Yeah, I could get used to this 980 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,360 # I could get used to 981 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,960 # Come on, baby 982 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,400 # Yeah, I could get used to this 983 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,320 # I, I, I 984 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,440 # I could get used to this 985 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,800 # I could get used to 986 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,640 # Ooooh. # 987 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,040 Whoa! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 988 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,000 Jessie Ware, everybody! 989 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,480 Beautiful. 990 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,360 Her backing vocalists, her dancers. 991 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,160 Come on over, Jessie, do. 992 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,680 She wafts, wafts across the studio. 993 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,880 Don't run, don't run! 994 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,600 Oh, my God, look at me. I can't run. 995 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,000 Hi. Lovely to see you. How are you? 996 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,880 Jessie, this is John. Hi, nice to meet you. 997 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,320 Rachel, Halle, Chris. Hi, nice to meet you. 998 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,600 That is Jessie Ware right there. You look lovely. 999 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,600 Hi, Halle. Ooh, mind the glasses, glasses. Sorry! 1000 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,360 Oh, God, there's a lot of... Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Hi. 1001 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,200 Uh! Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Sorry. 1002 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:38,000 Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry! I'll need a new carpet. You're good. 1003 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,400 You're wearing a kitten. 1004 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,400 LAUGHTER 1005 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,920 It's like a blanket, watching telly. Oh, lovely. 1006 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,160 That is... You look lovely. Does that look good? 1007 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,880 Let's be honest. Yeah. How far does it go? 1008 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,680 Why have I still got the microphone? I don't need the microphone. 1009 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,280 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1010 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,280 Oh, that's lovely. 1011 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,000 Christmas. Christmas. 1012 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,240 "Give me my dress back." 1013 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:03,760 Jessie Ware, thank you very much for your big dress 1014 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,720 and for that lovely performance. 1015 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:11,400 Now, that song - this is exciting - it's off your next album... Yeah. 1016 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,320 ..Superbloom. Yes. Hence the flower. 1017 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,960 Which you just announced this very day. Yes. Well done. 1018 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,320 Thank you, thank you. 1019 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,320 CHEERING 1020 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,240 It will be out on April the 10th. 1021 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,400 There is the beauteous... 1022 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,200 There is the beauteous thing, Superbloom. Yeah. 1023 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,560 It's all part of one thing. 1024 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,000 Now, a new album. Yeah. 1025 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,480 There's some special cameos on here, I know. 1026 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,800 Yes. Tell us who. 1027 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,720 Well, just one, because, I don't know, 1028 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:41,320 the only feature on the record is Colman Domingo, being... 1029 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,360 Hello. He's fabulous. 1030 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,840 Hello. Yeah. Who is fabulous. 1031 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:49,040 He's being, like, the voice of God in the introduction to a song. 1032 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,240 And how did you bag Colman Domingo? 1033 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:55,200 OK, so I have this thing, and this is how we're friends. Yeah. 1034 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,080 That's a bit inappropriate, sorry. No, it's fine. 1035 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,600 This is how WE'RE friends. You have my approval. 1036 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,200 Now... 1037 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,200 LAUGHTER 1038 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,720 This is how I make friends, so watch out, guys. 1039 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:09,120 I have a podcast that I do with my mum, Lennie... Yeah. 1040 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,640 ..who, actually, tonight is just being 1041 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,160 a very supportive mum somewhere. She's somewhere. 1042 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,840 Where's Lennie? Hi, Mum. 1043 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,920 Oh, there she is. Hello. Hi, Lennie. 1044 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,360 Yeah, I've met your mum before. Yeah. 1045 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,800 So we do this podcast, Table Manners, 1046 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,800 and Colman came on and we made friends and I... 1047 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,240 Yeah, I make friends, like John came on. 1048 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,480 You've been on with John, right? Yeah. 1049 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. 1050 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,000 You sit there, you have dinner. 1051 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,080 You talk to Jessie and her mum. It's brilliant. 1052 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,640 So, Lennie and Jessie, you cook, 1053 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,600 but do you get to choose what you eat, John? 1054 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,120 Or is it just whatever they make? Yeah, well, I'm vegetarian, 1055 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,480 which was a challenge, let's be honest. 1056 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,080 I think you got, like, you got some delicious nuts, didn't you? 1057 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,720 Yeah, yeah. No, you got more than that. 1058 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,240 No, we cater for everyone. 1059 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,920 And Colman was on it and he was amazing, 1060 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,000 and we became friends. 1061 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,320 And he's just a gorgeous human being. 1062 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,440 Also, I love your mum on it, 1063 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,360 because she's so unimpressed by the celebrities that you have on. 1064 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,080 She says, like, she goes, "Not another actor, darling. 1065 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,880 "Not another actor." And they all love her. 1066 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,080 Obviously, she'll say things like... 1067 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,240 You're all welcome, don't worry. 1068 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,000 We'll be going on that show. Season 19. 1069 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,080 Season 19, guys, don't worry about it. 1070 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,280 And do you get a lot of kind of recognition from it? 1071 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,280 Like do people kind of recognise you as Jessie Ware...? 1072 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,360 Yeah, it's funny, this one, Graham. 1073 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,000 This happened, I was at my friend Dev Hynes' gig, 1074 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,160 Blood Orange. I was there, it was a very muso crowd. 1075 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,040 We were at Ally Pally. I'm there to support my mate, 1076 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,640 head nodding, you know, I think, "These are my people." 1077 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,720 And this girl comes up to me 1078 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,800 and she goes, "Excuse me, do you do that podcast?" 1079 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,080 And I was like, "Yeah." She went, "Are you Lennie Ware?" 1080 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,520 And I went, "Oh, for God's... 1081 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,120 "No, I'm critically acclaimed, five albums in, lady!" 1082 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,640 No, I kind of love it. 1083 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,960 No, I'm not 7... 1084 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,200 I'm not saying your age. Sorry, Mum. No, I'm not my mother. 1085 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,320 She looks amazing. 1086 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,200 She's fabulous. But no, it's brilliant. 1087 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,080 It's humbling. Yeah. 1088 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,640 Well, listen, thank you very much for that performance 1089 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,120 and we can't wait to hear the rest of the album. Thank you. 1090 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,840 Jessie Ware, everybody! 1091 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,880 Thank you, cheers. Thank you. 1092 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1093 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,360 That is it for tonight. 1094 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,600 No time for the red chair as we're running late, 1095 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,280 so please say thank you to the rest of my guests. 1096 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,680 John Bishop! 1097 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1098 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,360 Rachel McAdams! 1099 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1100 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,960 Halle Berry! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1101 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,600 And Chris Hemsworth! 1102 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1103 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:29,520 Join me next week with Brits Critics' Choice winner Jacob Alon, 1104 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,880 superstar director Ryan Coogler, 1105 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,160 Oscar nominee Amanda Seyfried, 1106 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,960 and the stars of Wuthering Heights, Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie. 1107 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,560 I'll see you then. Goodnight, everybody. Bye-bye!