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The series is over, but we're all
still here, ready to take a look
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back at some of my favourite bits.
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So, sit back, enjoy
and let's start the show!
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CHEERING
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This programme contains
some strong language
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Come and have a seat.
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Oh, it's so nice to see you all.
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And there's a lot to
congratulate Taylor Swift about,
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but the one that I feel I ought
to congratulate is
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the new bit of finger jewellery.
The hardware upgrade? Yes!
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CHEERING
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Check it out.
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I just like, watch it,
like it's a TV. Yes.
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I thought Greta was going to get out
one of those things.
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I was, my monocle.
Make sure it's legit.
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It's my favourite show other
than The Paper.
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Here's just a very quick reminder of
the engagement announcement
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that broke the internet.
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What is it, 35 million likes
or something that photograph got.
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Oh, my God.
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And is that the actual proposal?
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It is, actually.
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So, he really crushed it when
it came to surprising me because
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we had actually filmed
a podcast episode.
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He has a podcast called New Heights.
Yeah.
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoo!
And we...
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Oh! Yeah!
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We got some Americans.
We've got... Yes, fantastic.
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So, we filmed the podcast for about
three or four hours or whatever.
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And meanwhile, behind his house,
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he was having the whole
back garden turned into this.
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Wow! And one of the things
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that he put in there,
very strategically,
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was a wall of hedges
that weren't there before.
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And inside the hedges
was my tour photographer,
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hiding in bushes that had not
previously been there.
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It was... He went all-out.
Ten out of ten.
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Oh, people are now going,
"Oh, Jesus, I was going to propose
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"this weekend. What's the point?"
It's hard for everyone else.
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That is amazing. Take note, men.
Yeah, it's really fun
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that we actually have
the exact moment. Yeah! Yeah.
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Well, congratulations to you.
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And, Cillian Murphy,
congratulations to you,
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You went and won an Oscar
last time out. Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Last year.
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Was it after that Oscar win
that you then met Taylor Swift?
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Yeah, we were at a party.
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I had the whole gang,
and my family and my kids.
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I don't think my kids were legally
allowed to be there, really.
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I mean, I don't know,
but they were delightful.
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Your sons are the future of
our world.
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Oh, well, that's... They were
such great conversationalists.
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They were interesting
and interested.
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Like, that's the real
accomplishment. Thank you.
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They're here, aren't they?
Yeah. One of them is here, yeah.
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Yeah. Can you send... Aran, yeah.
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There was one cla... I got a...
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Oh, he's right there!
You can tell.
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Oh, my God, he is so
Cillian Murphy-style!
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If this was a game show,
we've all just won a prize.
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That was easy.
And Jodie Turner-Smith,
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you're unusual, I think, in that,
you know that you've met
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Taylor Swift, but you don't...?
I don't know why everyone's saying
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that I don't remember where I met
her. Because we were drunk. Oh, OK.
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It was at the Gold Party,
and I remember that...
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No, no, no,
it was at Madonna's party.
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Was it at Madonna's party?
It was at Madonna's party.
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Actually, I think it was at
Beyonce's party.
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I was at Beyonce's party!
I didn't meet you there.
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I mean... You weren't at the Beyonce
party? No. ..we got to link up.
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We got to get the group chat going.
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This is how I know it was
at Madonna's party.
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DOMHNALL: I've... I've not been
invited to any of these parties.
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But I remember
that the gossip was incredible,
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but I don't remember what it was.
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We were having a great night. Yeah!
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It was fantastic.
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And, Domhnall. Hi. Hi, Graham.
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No, no, no, I-I... Thank you
for having me here. Thank you.
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I'll bet good money... I'll bet good
money you know Cillian Murphy.
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Um, not really, no.
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No, no! Er, yes.
Yeah, yeah. One of my...
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I mean, like, maybe my third
or fourth filmed job was
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in a film that Cillian
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And I met you when I was, like,
19, doing my first job,
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and he's always been amazing.
Yeah, an amazing actor,
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an amazing person. Yeah, I met
Domhnall when he was doing
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a Martin McDonagh play
in the West End and Broadway,
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and he was, like, magnetic
back then, and still is.
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Shade!
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That was very cruel!
"You should have seen him then."
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Cheers. Cheers. ALL: Cheers!
Cheers, everybody. OK.
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Yeah.
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If you're wondering, tequila.
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Not bad.
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Now, some of you know each other.
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James, I've got to ask,
are you all right?
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Because you injured yourself.
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"Are you all right?
Because you don't know anyone."
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Well, there's that.
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I feel like... I know you.
I know you. Yeah.
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And you've met the others backstage.
I have. We had a lovely time.
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We've discussed tequila
and other things. Yeah.
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Just tequila, surely.
And other things. Other things.
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I did get injured.
Am I all right? No, I am fine.
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This is the thing that's on now,
King & Conqueror.
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Yes. I fell off a horse.
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EMILY: That's cool, look at that!
Yeah.
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I fell off a horse and I broke
my collarbone in Iceland.
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Now, I was thinking,
"Oh, that must be terrible,
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"to fall off a horse,
quite a distance."
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And then I saw a picture
of you with the horse.
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And you are taller than it. Yeah.
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So, Iceland...
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Surely a pony?
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It is a pony. OK.
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So, Iceland have a protective
order on their horses.
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You cannot import a horse,
because they have this kind of
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gene pool and it can't be polluted.
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And so we, having committed to shoot
the whole thing in Iceland -
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and I was a producer
on the show as well -
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so we were tasked with finding
the biggest Icelandic ponies
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we could find, and that was
the biggest we could find.
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Even though it was that small,
I still broke my collarbone
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from falling from
that great height. So, yeah.
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When did it happen?
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It happened at the very beginning
of all the stunt sequences.
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That's fun. Yeah.
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Stunts, though.
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If you have one of those scenes
where you might get injured,
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it's a good thing to schedule
those at the end of the show.
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DWAYNE: End of the show.
Right? End of the show.
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It was actually a rehearsal.
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It was a rehearsal?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. OK.
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Well, producers will do that.
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They'll put the big stunt...
Wait, but he's producing!
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JAMES: It was my show.
He is the producer!
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I know. I learned a lot,
I learned a lot.
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But also, looking at that,
I'm thinking, Dwayne,
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never do an historical epic
in Iceland,
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because that pony would not survive.
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No, by the way!
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Does a regular horse make
a noise when you get on it?
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Does it genuinely go, "Ugh!"?
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Who, me? Yeah. Why?
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Because there's a lot
of muscle mass there. "Why?"?!
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I mean, a horse would be going,
"Oh, Jesus, look at this."
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EMILY: Oh, my God, not him!
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It groans, yeah.
Many things groan when I get on it.
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Yeah, it does, yeah.
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OK, Graham? I'm writing that down.
I'm writing that down.
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Thank you.
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Oh, it's a welcome back to everyone.
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Julia, second time on the show.
Second time.
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Second time. Who do you know on
the couch this time? Anybody?
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Um, I know Colin,
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and I know Benedict,
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and I know you.
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And I am in awe of Ms Estefan.
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Yes! I'm in awe of all of them.
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And, actually,
you worked with Benedict?
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We did, yeah.
Yes, August: Osage County.
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Yes, you did. And were you
at Wimbledon together, as well?
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Well...
Julia was sat next to me. OK.
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Which I thought, "Oh, great,
I'm between my husband and Benedict.
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"This is going to be great."
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in a very special seating...
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In the Royal Box, it was amazing.
We were in the Royal Box,
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which I was very excited about
until I realised -
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well, until Benedict
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that I gasp every time
the ball is struck.
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In the Royal Box,
you're supposed to be...
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It was like a scene out
of Pretty Woman, it was amazing.
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She was like, "Ooh!"
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It was brilliant.
It's impossible to be quiet
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in that scenario. It's so exciting.
Like, it's so exciting.
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But Benedict had his tie
and he was like,
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he said, "Julia..."
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I was like, they hit the ball...
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SHE GASPS
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They hit the ball again.
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SHE GASPS
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He's like, "Julia, really?"
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It's going to happen all day, Julia.
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It's going to happen a lot today.
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If they're lucky. One big scream
and get it out of your system.
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And, Gloria Estefan, you have been
in show business for 50 years.
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Yes!
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I joined the band in 1975
as Miami Latin Boys,
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and then when I stuck around,
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we changed the name to
Miami Sound Machine.
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I can't believe it. I was shocked.
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But do you know
what I can't believe?
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I can't believe it is 40 years
since we all first heard this.
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MUSIC: Conga
by Miami Sound Machine
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# Come on, shake your body, baby
Do the conga
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# I know you can't control
yourself any longer... #
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Oh! 40 years! Wow.
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COLIN SINGS ALONG
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Conga is officially middle-aged.
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It's so good.
And I'm glad you knew that, Colin,
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because Latin beats
are important to you.
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No, because Miami Vice...
Oh, there's a cue I'm supposed to...
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Yes, Miami Vice. There was
a bit of salsa in Miami Vice,
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and we're not talking chips.
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Yeah, we saw you doing a bit
of moving in Miami Vice.
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Here you are.
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CHEERING
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I cannot remember that scene.
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I think it was...
I woke up 48 hours later in rehab.
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APPREHENSIVE LAUGHTER
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Fact.
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LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
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You took Miami Vice too seriously.
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Yeah, the mojitos were good.
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48 hours later, I mean...
Yes. ..they were consequential.
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Yes, cut to... But, yeah.
That must have been very strange,
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when you went to
the premiere of Miami Vice,
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and there must have been
big swathes of it you didn't recall.
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Two thirds of the film, man.
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Wow. I was like, "Don't tell me
what's going to happen next!"
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Yeah. But like Julia at tennis...
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HE GASPS
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I was the only actor who didn't...
Yeah, exactly.
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I had no spoiler alerts.
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Cillian, you mentioned
the music in this film,
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the kind of '90s drum and bass.
Was that...?
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Because you took music very
seriously. Was that your music?
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I love drum and bass.
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I always find it really
difficult to dance to.
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Do you know?
There's a lot going on.
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It's very... Thrashing. Yeah.
It's all that polyrhythms
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and I could never...
I was never that guy, no.
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But I did listen to it and... Yeah.
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But when I say you took
your music seriously,
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you were in a band,
and not just, you know -
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and often people were in bands -
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you got a five-album deal.
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What? Well, yeah,
technically we did, yeah.
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What does that mean? I mean...
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Yeah, we were kids and we...
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Yeah, we got offered
this record deal.
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I don't know why I'm telling you!
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LAUGHTER
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"So enjoy your chart success.
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"It could have been me."
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Five albums is too long a term.
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Right! Too long a term.
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They'll just sign us up young
for five albums.
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That was part of it, because
my brother's in the band
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and he was only 18,
my parents went, "No."
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Oh, was it your parents?
Because normally you would pick,
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like, the first bit of success
you find, you cling on to it,
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but you turned it down.
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Well, it was...
They wouldn't let him...
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They wouldn't let him ruin his life,
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so they allowed me to go
and potentially ruin...
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But then we all just disbanded
and it didn't happen.
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And this was Mr Green Genes.
Sons Of Mr Green Genes, yeah.
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Sons Of Mr Green Genes. Yeah.
So good.
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We've got a picture of you here.
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Now, is that the bus station
in Cork? Wow.
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That's the bus station
in Cork City, yeah.
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Oh, I thought I...
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That's fantastic. You're good.
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I mean, I don't know, is that
building still there any more?
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It is, yeah.
Cork people might know. It is?
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It is, yeah, yeah.
Is that lovely, old...?
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That, I don't know - I haven't
been inside for some time.
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Don't get the bus any more?
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LAUGHTER
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Who do you think I am?!
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And, actually, talking of music,
Greta, you were in a band.
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Oh, really? Uh-huh.
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What? No, you were. Yeah.
You took music really seriously.
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I did. Yeah.
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Um, so, Cillian and Taylor,
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I am also a musician.
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Well, no, we've got an adorable...
This is a picture.
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I want to know more.
Well, this is...
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This isn't quite a radio tour,
but it's kind of there.
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You're very young
and you're doing a gig. Mm-hm.
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Is this a shopping mall you're in?
Yeah. Now, here you are.
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How old are you here?
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Oh, my God! Yes!
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I think I was...11? Wow!
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And I'm singing... You can see
the Vocal Power Institute.
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Yes. I'm in front of Mervyn's,
in a, yeah, in a mall.
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That's incredible.
Is it Christmas-time?
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Uh, I hope so, for that man's sake.
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Well, it just...
It doesn't look like
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there's any Christmas decorations
or anything. Yeah, no.
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You look like you're dressed
in the French Resistance. I know!
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JODIE: They're great outfit.
So great outfits are...
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They've been happening since
a very long time, I see. Yeah.
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I think I was doing a cover
of New York, New York.
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Which... Nice. It all makes sense.
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We were in LA, it's Christmas
for only one person,
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and there I am, so...
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Again, what...?
What happened to that dream?
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Uh, what do you mean? Well...
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LAUGHTER
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No, that's...
This is what I'm doing.
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LAUGHTER
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Aspiring...
I'm here to announce my...
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..my album.
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Yeah!
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CHEERING
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Yeah.
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Bruce, you walked on there
to Born To Run.
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This year, I think,
is that song 50 years old?
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I was ten when I recorded it,
so, yeah, that's right.
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That's incredible, isn't it?
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I was born to walk.
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Jeremy Allen White, we all love
you in The Bear, you know that.
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CHEERING
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The thing is, we have had lots of
actors on the show talking about
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playing real people. I don't think
they've ever been on, sat next to
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the real person. Yeah, yeah.
This is kind of unprecedented.
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How involved was Bruce
during the filming?
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Bruce was there, we spent a bit of
time before we got started shooting.
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We met here, actually,
in London, for the first time,
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at Wembley, I met him before a show
341
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and we got together around
New Jersey, right before filming,
342
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and then Bruce was around,
you know, on set with us.
343
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I always feel a little
guilty about that.
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I go, OK, not only does this fella
have to play me, he has to play me
345
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while my stupid ass is sitting
in the chair watching him.
346
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That's awful.
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Have you apologised?
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But he was incredibly
tolerant of me.
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I'm always thankful, he was so
generous of me being there
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and I had a great time.
351
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Actually, Tessa, you have a really
strong connection to Bruce.
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Yes, deeply. My dad went
on tour with Bruce for a while
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during The Seeger Sessions.
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For a year, me and your pop
played together. There you are.
355
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Yeah, we went all around
the world together.
356
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Marc Anthony, and he's a fabulous
musician and a great guy.
357
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And, Jennifer, there's a slight
link between you and Bruce.
358
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Was it when you were
filming Mother? Yes.
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Tell us. When I was filming Mother
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and I would have to do really
intense scenes,
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I listened to a song of yours
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that would kind of bring
me out of the funk.
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Really? Yeah. Can you guess
which song it was, Bruce?
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It's not Born To Run.
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OK, it would bring you OUT of the
funk? Yeah. It made me really happy.
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It's not Nebraska.
One could even say jolly.
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Waitin' On A Sunny Day?
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No. No.
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Shall I put you out of your misery?
Yes. It was this.
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# Santa Claus is coming to town
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# Santa Claus is coming to town... #
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SHE MOUTHS
# Santa Claus is coming to town... #
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That always works.
That always works.
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Lovely to see you all. First time,
welcome to Kim Kardashian.
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Hello. Thank you for having me.
Lovely to see you.
376
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I'm very happy to see that
is a sitting-down dress.
377
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Because I saw you backstage
and I thought,
378
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"Will that be a sitting-down dress?"
But it's good.
379
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I am praying that it is.
380
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,200
Sorry if it's not.
381
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,240
Yeah. So what is it? It's...
We can see through it.
382
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You can. It's by Dilara.
It's like latex.
383
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I think Sarah said it best,
it's like...
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It's a condom with a doily
underneath it.
385
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Beautiful. I'm wearing a couch
and she's wearing a condom.
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LAUGHTER
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That's right. Yes! Good night out.
388
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And now, Rachel, am I right that you
389
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and Kim met at the
Academy Museum Gala?
390
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Gay-la? Gah-la?
391
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We were at the same table, but...
I didn't see her. No, I could...
392
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I couldn't see anyone. Yes.
Before you got onto that, let's...
393
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So, this is Rachel. This is Rachel,
who's on the host committee.
394
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I was hosting, yes.
You were on the host committee.
395
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There's Rachel. Looking lovely.
396
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Now, you're thinking,
"Why couldn't Kim see Rachel?"
397
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This is Kim.
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Kim couldn't see anyone.
399
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You know what? I really wanted
to commit. Before I...
400
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,800
Before I walked out, I could
see through it a little bit.
401
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,960
And I saw your hair
and the colour of your dress,
402
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and I knew it was you.
403
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,160
And then I'm like, felt so awkward
going up to people like, "Hi!"
404
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,520
"It's me!"
405
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,160
SARAH: "It's Kim! Kim!"
406
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BRYAN: The photo looks like you're
in the witness-protection programme.
407
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But still wants to do
the red carpet, goddamn it.
408
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,080
Still looks fabulous!
409
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,040
I just wondered, you know, you and
Robert Pattinson, in an odd way,
410
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you share this kind of almost
unique experience
411
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where you both found enormous, early
fame in big, franchise movies -
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him in Twilight,
you in Hunger Games -
413
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and I wondered, did that bond you
in any way or was that kind of,
414
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"Oh, that's a thing
that happened back then?"
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Not rea... I think cos, like,
what else? I mean, if you think...
416
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,040
I didn't ask him about Donald Trump
417
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,000
tweeting about the break-up
with Kristen, obviously!
418
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Oh, my God, is that real? Yes!
419
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Yes! I don't remember that at all!
420
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,840
It was, like, three days after the
photos came out with her, with...
421
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,000
You know, whatever.
Young people make mistakes.
422
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,040
And Donald Trump was like,
"He'd better leave her!"
423
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,080
"He can do better than her!"
424
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Like, a huge rant. That's like
a different kind of "I made it",
425
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,880
you know? Yeah. Yeah.
426
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,240
I mean, he wasn't President.
Yeah, yeah.
427
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,560
We can sleep at night, erm, but...
428
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,040
Anyway, I brought that up. But...
429
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,520
No, that wasn't...
430
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,520
I think we bonded mostly - this
is so boring - but over our kids.
431
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:34,000
When you have babies, you just want
to show people videos and pictures,
432
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,760
you know? I know that
you had him over... OK.
433
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,880
Did you have him over for dinner?
434
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,960
So not exa...
So, I had my girlfriends over.
435
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,080
We were in our pyjamas,
we were watching Little Women,
436
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,360
it was December.
437
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,560
So we were watching both versions.
Right around Christmas-time.
438
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Yes. And then he was like, "Hey,
I just wrapped something, like,
439
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,880
"a block away from you." And I was
like, oh, my God, cos Rob is
440
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one of the girls. Like, he wants to
gossip. He is just one of the gals.
441
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,000
So I was like, "Come over."
442
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,040
But he is also like...
443
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,560
..my daughter?
444
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,320
Like, he's very... He's a great
father, he's a professional,
445
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,200
he shows up on time, but,
like, I wouldn't trust he would
446
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put a coat on, or, like, you know,
he's not going to eat on time.
447
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,200
He really brings out a very
maternal... So he comes in and I
448
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,920
give him a hug and he's like,
"Do you have any food?
449
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,480
"I'm so hungry!" And I'm,
like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah.
450
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"Come in, come in." And then he
goes to the bathroom and
451
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,840
I DO have food,
but it's in the trash.
452
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,640
And so, while he was in
the bathroom, I was just,
453
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,080
like, pulling food
out of my garbage can
454
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,160
and my girlfriends were like...
455
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,920
..and I'm like...
456
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,840
And so he eats it and we're all
just kind of like...
457
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,720
..watching him eat this trash.
458
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And then, when he was finished,
he was, like,
459
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"I'm still hungry, is there more?"
460
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And I'm like, "Well, there is,
but it's in the garbage."
461
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,000
And he was like, "I don't mind."
462
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,200
And then he just pulled it out of
the trash and he kept eating it!
463
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,960
He sounds like the ideal
house guest! Yeah, yeah!
464
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,920
We must congratulate
you on the success of Skims.
465
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,360
Yes. Yes, yes.
466
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,240
Because you just have
that knack of marketing,
467
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,200
where you come up with something
that someone else might
468
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,200
have thought of and gone, "Well,
no, I'm not going to do that."
469
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,560
But you go, "No, I will,"
470
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,600
and then it just takes over
the world. Like the face...
471
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,480
What is it called?
The thing? The face...
472
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,480
Is it a face wrap? The face
shapewear. Face shapewear? Yes.
473
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,680
We all need a little
double-chin snatch.
474
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,960
So... Don't say that again.
475
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,040
No. No, we don't.
476
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,080
Mine would come up
and cover my lips.
477
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,120
And is this your idea? It was.
478
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,080
And you wear it at night?
479
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,680
All day, Graham. Any time...
Or in the day. OK. But, yeah,
480
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:02,040
I mean, I just, uh...
I figured a lot of women,
481
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,720
they use shapewear for other
body parts to hold it up,
482
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,520
why wouldn't you want
to hold up your face?
483
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,160
No, it's so... I mean, hello!
484
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,640
Hello. Patient zero.
485
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,520
Uh...?
486
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,720
And this... There was some
controversy with your thong.
487
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,960
What was it called?
The Ultimate...
488
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,280
The Ultimate Bush? The Ultimate
Bush. The Ultimate Bush.
489
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,800
We've got a selection.
So many different colours.
490
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,080
There's a selection.
491
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,280
This is like a chocolate box.
492
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,760
A chocolate box. It's awesome.
493
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,480
Don't ever say chocolate box again.
Don't say chocolate box.
494
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,120
LAUGHTER
495
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,920
BRYAN: Chop them up. Don't say that.
496
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,800
Why don't you not
say chocolate box again?
497
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,360
OK. No! We did a whole, like...
BRYAN: Wow.
498
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,920
.."does the carpet match
the drapes?" campaign.
499
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,280
BRYAN: Ah.
500
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,960
Look, is that a yeti?
That's like a clear one.
501
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,400
LAUGHTER
502
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,160
How the hell did this idea come up?
503
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,040
I love it. I did a photo shoot once,
504
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,880
and they wanted me to have...
505
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,960
It was like a crazy shoot,
506
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:04,280
and they wanted me to have
hair in my pantyhose.
507
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,800
And so then, like, just
to look very, like, '70s,
508
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,360
like a '70s bush. Yeah.
509
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,920
And I just thought,
how do you get this...?
510
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,040
LAUGHTER
511
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,040
Like, do we cut...
512
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,720
Do we cut, like,
our hair extensions...?
513
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,040
Feeling old yet, Bryan?
514
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,480
Oh! What?!
515
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,680
Wow.
516
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,240
How do you get your '70s bush?
And so we just, like,
517
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,040
cut hair extensions, and put it in.
518
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,200
You're like...
# Lililu-lu-lu
519
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,840
# La-la-la. #
520
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,240
Braid it. But again,
521
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,120
we're laughing,
but at the same time,
522
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,120
people love these.
RACHEL: It's awesome.
523
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,600
It sold out in 15 minutes.
524
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,560
I'm wearing one right now.
525
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,120
LAUGHTER
526
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,080
Ladies, let's give it applause,
let's see! Ladies and gentlemen!
527
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,160
APPLAUSE
528
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:55,200
Because, in the book, you leave
hospital, you go to high school,
529
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,840
but, as you say,
it was when you went to university,
530
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,920
that's when you kind of...
not reinvent yourself,
531
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,320
but just kind of wanted to become,
you know...
532
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,920
A normal, a normal person, yes.
533
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,640
And did you feel - because, you
know, you were so famous and known -
534
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,640
when you showed up at university,
535
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,840
did you feel that
everyone had an expectation
536
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,000
of who Malala was going to be?
537
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,200
100%, but I didn't want it
to be that way,
538
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,720
so that's why I remember,
when I was packing for university,
539
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,880
I wanted to pack all the things
540
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,200
that made me look like
a normal college student,
541
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,520
and I knew that if I wore
my traditional shalwar kameez -
542
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,280
the Pakistani traditional outfit -
I would stand out
543
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,840
and then people would see me
as the public figure Malala.
544
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,640
So I wanted to wear, like,
jeans and jumpers,
545
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,720
anything that's just, like,
basic and normal.
546
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,520
So I went on Google,
547
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,760
and I looked up, like,
"Casual style 2017",
548
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,760
and then I searched up
"Selena Gomez casual".
549
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,480
APPLAUSE
550
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:53,160
So you googled it,
so this is Selena Gomez here.
551
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:57,080
Yes. And you sent us these pictures,
so that's Selena Gomez.
552
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,960
And this is Malala channelling
Selena, there she is. Wow!
553
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,240
It's good. We've got another
one here, this is...
554
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,960
Now, when I saw that, I thought,
"Malala didn't wear that, did she?"
555
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,160
But she did, went very zippy,
look at you!
556
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,640
There you go. Yeah. Yeah!
557
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,640
CHEERING
558
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,000
And when you were
walking around Oxford,
559
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,680
you know, were you very aware...?
560
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,640
Were there paparazzi or were you
getting a lot of attention?
561
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,400
I was aware that there are people
sort of following me around.
562
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,040
You know, I wanted to be
a normal student in college
563
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,560
but, of course, I knew that if...
564
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,400
You know, some people are just
looking for some excuse
565
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,760
to create a whole controversy
out of it,
566
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,720
seeing me in a club or, you know,
having fun with friends.
567
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,960
But, yeah, then a whole
controversy came out
568
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,440
that was quite surprising to me.
569
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,680
So, I was out that day for rowing,
570
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,720
and I was wearing skinny jeans and
a bomber jacket and my headscarf.
571
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,960
That's where I was. There you are.
572
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,720
I regret going for rowing
that day, of course,
573
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,960
because I had signed up
for everything at college,
574
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,720
and I said,
"Oh, let's try rowing, as well,
575
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,680
"because I want to be this active
student, I want to make friends,
576
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,920
"I don't want those,
like, lonely, high-school years."
577
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,480
And I realised that for rowing,
578
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:12,080
you have to be up at 5am
and you need to know how to swim.
579
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,680
And I couldn't swim at the time.
580
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,120
LAUGHTER
581
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,520
But then, walking back from there,
582
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,200
somebody took a photo
of me wearing skinny jeans,
583
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,360
and I got this call from
my parents telling me
584
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,640
that they were really concerned
585
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,360
because people are criticising me
for wearing jeans,
586
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,040
that this is not
a traditional outfit,
587
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,440
and somehow I'm shaming
the country and the culture.
588
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,000
But I told my parents that I'm not
589
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,040
in college for some
pilgrimage or some,
590
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,680
you know, cultural representation.
I'm here as a student.
591
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,400
And I reminded my dad that when my
brothers came into this country,
592
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,920
they switched to the Western
clothing right away -
593
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,280
they wear jeans and tops -
but nobody criticised them.
594
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,760
It's only women and girls
595
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,640
who are being criticised,
so it's not fair.
596
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,080
APPLAUSE
597
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,080
Every time that anything
like that happens,
598
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,000
though, you just text them
a photo of the Nobel Peace Prize.
599
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,800
LAUGHTER
600
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,040
As I was saying.
Yeah. No comment needed.
601
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,360
Uh, now - it's a warm welcome
back to Rosamund Pike.
602
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,680
The last time we were here,
it was a Zoom-y thing,
603
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,440
and you were zooming us
from a cabin.
604
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,240
Was it in Eastern Europe somewhere?
It was my home, Graham.
605
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,600
LAUGHTER
606
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,480
XXXMAN: Wow. Shade.
My home in Prague.
607
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,200
A cabin in Eastern Europe?
608
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,280
My home in Prague. It didn't...
Do you have any lights?
609
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,400
It looked very dark...
610
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,360
Well, it was lockdown. It was...
611
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:39,440
We were, you know, hunkering down
like the rest of the world.
612
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,200
GRAHAM CACKLES
613
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,280
Here's the thing, though.
The last time you were on,
614
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,520
broadcasting from your
beautiful home in Prague...
615
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,040
LAUGHTER
616
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,720
We all had envy.
617
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,640
..you went a bit...
You kind of found new fame,
618
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,960
but in a very niche way.
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
619
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,360
You asked me about my family,
my children speaking Chinese,
620
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,800
and you asked me if they'd
taught me anything.
621
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,240
And I came up with one
thing they'd taught me,
622
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,480
which is a Chinese proverb,
I suppose you'd call it.
623
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,200
And apparently that clip
went viral around China.
624
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,680
And now I am recognised as the girl
625
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:20,960
who tells fart jokes and speaks
proverbs about farting.
626
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,640
So when I was doing the play in
the summer at the National Theatre,
627
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,960
people would come and bring me
pillows and teddy bears,
628
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,640
which, when I pressed the button,
629
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,480
would come out
with this Chinese phrase...
630
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,160
SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN
631
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,640
MICHELLE LAUGHS
632
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,280
Loving it. She's loving it.
633
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,960
Wow. It hit hard.
634
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,240
Hit hard. She really did say...
SPEAKS MANDARIN
635
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,160
..OK.
636
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,480
It was so funny Michelle
let out a little fart.
637
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,840
LAUGHTER
638
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,360
More than a little fart.
639
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,640
Now, Jack, you have
640
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,000
also found international fame
from a story on the show.
641
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,880
I mean, it's very different
to Chinese proverbs,
642
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,800
but, yes, I do sometimes
get recognised
643
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,640
for my appearances on
The Graham Norton Show.
644
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,920
The last time it happened,
645
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,960
I was on tour in Australia
and I was in an airport
646
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,000
with my family and a guy
recognised me. He was like...
647
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,320
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: .."Oh, yeah,
we love you, Jack Whitehall.
648
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,840
"Yeah, that story you
told on Graham Norton
649
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,640
"about not being able to flush
your shit down the dunny."
650
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,920
NORMAL ACCENT: And he stamped my
passport and let me through.
651
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,480
LAUGHTER
652
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,800
People remember that story,
653
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,400
and then they just come up to you
and say it with,
654
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,040
like, no context. OK.
So, Glen, the challenge is on.
655
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,120
Yeah. I got to
throw something out there.
656
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,400
Do you remember
when we had dinner at that place?
657
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,680
What was the...? With Pete.
658
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,600
What was the name of the place
we grabbed dinner?
659
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:41,440
Dorian? Yes, Dorian.
This place has one bathroom.
660
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,560
This is the...
661
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,440
This is the most awkward
fan interaction I've ever had.
662
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,120
I go to the bathroom and,
you know, sometimes, like,
663
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,720
you go to the bathroom
and there's, like,
664
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,800
toilet paper already, like,
on...in the bottom of the toilet.
665
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,440
Yeah. Right. So I'm just,
like, lift up the seat,
666
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,400
pee, do the thing and flush.
667
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,480
And I realise now why there
was toilet paper on there.
668
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,640
It just flipped all this
stuff underneath it,
669
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,960
and I was like, "Oh, my God."
670
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,200
So I'm like trying to do it...
671
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,240
And I'm like, this is crazy.
So wash my hands, leave.
672
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,280
And as I open the door,
673
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,520
there's about eight girls outside
674
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,720
the bathroom door and they go,
675
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,840
"Oh, my God, sorry,
we had to meet you.
676
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,400
"We wanted to say hi."
677
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,560
And they're like... And I was like,
"Are you guys going in here?"
678
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,920
They're like, "Yeah."
And I go, "It wasn't me.
679
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,440
"That was like a whole other person.
I didn't do that."
680
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,000
They're like,
"What are you talking about?"
681
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,840
I was like, "You're going
to see a whole situation.
682
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,800
"I just want you to know
I added to it,
683
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,560
"but not, like, in that way."
684
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,920
"I just want you to know,
Jack Whitehall did that."
685
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,560
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
686
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,920
He's notorious.
He's notorious, this guy.
687
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,000
This guy. All right.
Talking of music,
688
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,160
Song Sung Blue.
Obviously it's not about
689
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,920
Neil Diamond,
but his music is like a character.
690
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,400
I mean, it's so gorgeous.
It's 13 of his songs in it. Wow.
691
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,880
And Neil knew the story of
Mike and Claire really well.
692
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,920
And so he just gave his rights
to his music for the movie.
693
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,840
You both spent... You both spent
time with him, right?
694
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,240
Yeah. You did first.
695
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:11,280
Yeah, I...grew up in Colorado and
he lives, like, ten minutes from
696
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,120
where I grew up
and had never met him.
697
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,040
And he'd seen the movie and I
was like, "Can I go see him?"
698
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,800
And they invited me over
and we had lemonade on the porch.
699
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,320
There you are. There you are having
lemonade on the porch.
700
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,560
It was so emotional
because he's retired,
701
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,760
he's not singing any more.
He's really like,
702
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,080
you know, living a very quiet life.
And he loves this movie so much.
703
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,360
And he was so grateful -
704
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,120
which I was not expecting -
and emotional about the movie.
705
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,240
And then we just had just,
like, this lovely porch moment.
706
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,480
Yeah. BEN: What's that song?
# "I am," I said. #
707
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,400
So good. Yeah. It's in there.
708
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,520
# To no-one there
709
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,880
# And no-one...
710
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,880
BOTH: # Not even the chair. #
711
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,960
Oh, very good.
I want to do a duet.
712
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,280
APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SINGING
713
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,320
So Kate went round and had
lemonade on the porch.
714
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,400
Yeah. Hugh Jackman,
715
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,600
you sort of imposed yourself on
the Diamond family.
716
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,600
Yeah. Well, he rang me and...
Oh, did he?
717
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,160
He rang me after seeing the movie
718
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,080
with his wife, Katie,
and he was crying.
719
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,120
And he was... He was so moved
by it. He loved it.
720
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,400
And he just loved the story of
Mike and Claire.
721
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,280
And so I took the opportunity -
I said,
722
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,720
"Ah, guys, I'd love to come round
and have a cuppa or something."
723
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,200
And they were like... Neil's like,
724
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,680
"OK, yeah, all right."
725
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,200
And then I didn't hear
from Neil any more.
726
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,080
And Katie obviously
takes her phone and goes,
727
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,760
"You know we're in Colorado?"
728
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,720
I went, "OK, yeah, no, I'd still
like to come for a cuppa."
729
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,600
And she was like, "You... So I guess
you want to stay the night."
730
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,880
And I'm like, "That'd be great."
731
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,440
LAUGHTER
732
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,880
And she's like, "OK".
733
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,480
So we went there
and their son Jesse was there,
734
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,200
and Neil came out and he came
735
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,800
up to me and he grabbed me
and he goes, "You did good, kid."
736
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,280
Aww! Aww! And he
was emotional about it.
737
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:02,760
And so I stayed the night,
and at dinner time, Neil Diamond -
738
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,320
Neil Diamond - goes,
"Want to do some karaoke?"
739
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,240
I'm like, "Hell, yeah."
740
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,480
So we did karaoke. And he's...
741
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,920
Yes. Oh. And the first
song that Neil sang...
742
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,760
Yeah, at one point,
he put his arm around
743
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,680
and he kissed me on the forehead,
and he sang I Dreamed A Dream.
744
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,880
No! And I said, "Why are you
singing I Dreamed A Dream?"
745
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,120
And he goes,
"That's such a pretty tune."
746
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,240
A pretty tune?
And he sang it so beautifully.
747
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,440
And then we sang
Can't Help Falling In Love With You.
748
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,280
And then we sang Sweet Caroline.
Of course you did.
749
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,920
Yeah. And a funny fact about
the Diamond household...
750
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,560
This is a true story.
751
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,640
Anyone who says "so good"
in the Diamond household,
752
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,120
two other people have to say...
BOTH: "So good, so good."
753
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,800
Took me a second to work it out.
It happened to me, too.
754
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,560
Like, I'm sitting there,
I go, "Oh, God, it was so good."
755
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,120
And you hear someone go,
"So good, so good."
756
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,400
And you're like...
757
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,840
And then finally I was like,
"Do you guys say that?"
758
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,120
And she's like, "Oh, yeah.
Every time someone says "so good",
759
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,120
"It's so good, so..." Yeah.
760
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,400
Play that game at home, you're going
to realise how often you say it.
761
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,280
It gets old real quick.
762
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,800
APPLAUSE
763
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,200
And, Jacinda, gorgeous to see you.
Well, do you know what?
764
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,760
It's just lovely to have
a New Zealander
765
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,760
on the sofa rather than
on the red chair
766
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,320
telling a vile story.
I will admit that when your
767
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,920
producer called, I did clarify
which seat I would be in.
768
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,080
Yeah, it feels like it's part
of National Service in New Zealand.
769
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,480
You must go abroad and tell a story
about shitting yourself.
770
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,160
When you leave
we check your passport.
771
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720
We check that you've got a
good set of yarns.
772
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,520
But it's something... Yeah, it's
something about New Zealanders.
773
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,840
They do tell a good...a good yarn.
They really do.
774
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,520
And, they, you know,
they're shameless, as well.
775
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,680
There's that.
776
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,560
And, Kate, there's a kind
of New Zealand connection
777
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,920
because you started your
film career in New Zealand.
778
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,320
Yes, I did, I did.
779
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,720
The first film I ever did,
when I was 17 years old,
780
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,600
was filmed in New Zealand,
directed by Peter Jackson.
781
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,880
We were just backstage saying,
782
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,840
we're going to end up
talking about Peter Jackson.
783
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,160
Well, we are, because before
politics came a-callin',
784
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,480
you tried to work with Peter
Jackson, didn't you, Jacinda?
785
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,760
I guess technically I did.
786
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,040
I auditioned for...
Did you actually? I did audition...
787
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,440
JACINDA LAUGHS
788
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,040
Brilliant! Half of New Zealand
auditioned just to be...
789
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,320
Just to be...
790
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,880
And half of New Zealand
starred, except for me.
791
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,200
I did not get the call back.
What was it? Too tall?
792
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,040
What was the problem?
That's what I told myself.
793
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,680
I auditioned to be an extra,
um, as a hobbit.
794
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,120
LAUGHTER
795
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,920
Because I lived... I grew
up quite close to Hobbiton,
796
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,600
where they did all the filming.
797
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,360
It's not a real place. It isn't.
798
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,200
New Zealanders believe it exists.
I also believe it exists.
799
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,320
Well, you're wrong. I know.
800
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,400
I think it would have been fun
801
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,840
if there was just one tall hobbit
in the background.
802
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,120
As I recall,
803
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:48,600
they had a 5'7" little,
you know, ruler against the doorway.
804
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,040
And as I walked in, I just...
805
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,880
Yeah. A little bit...
A little bit of limbo.
806
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,400
I did a little limbo and then
I got as far as the forms.
807
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,800
And I do remember they asked,
can you ride a horse bareback?
808
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,920
And can you joust?
809
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,880
Uh, and I could ride bareback
because New Zealand.
810
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,040
Um, but the jousting I fell shy on.
811
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,320
I don't remember any jousting
in that film.
812
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,800
There wasn't.
813
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,960
Obviously nobody... Everyone went,
"No". Just on my form.
814
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,120
"I needed at least two." Yeah.
815
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,800
Now, Alan, I have to say huge
congratulations
816
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,200
on Celebrity Traitors.
817
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,080
Oh! I mean, it was amazing.
818
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,080
APPLAUSE
819
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,400
Oh, there you are.
820
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,280
I love that picture.
821
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,560
I love it.
822
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,240
I did some extra filming
823
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,640
for it and they went,
"Oh, Alan, do the face."
824
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,600
When I put... That's my face,
that's not a face.
825
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,920
LAUGHTER
826
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,920
And I knew, cos I watched
the first episode
827
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,040
and my phone was pinging
and, like, you know,
828
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,520
when you're
in the middle aisle at Lidl,
829
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,600
when you're going to Greggs
for the last sausage roll,
830
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,720
I was being...manipulated.
831
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,320
And I was saying to you backstage,
832
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,920
it's that thing, you know,
you're on television a lot... Mm!
833
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,800
..and so you kind
of think, "I am known."
834
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,160
But then being the star
of the biggest show,
835
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,840
the most talked-about show,
it must feel different.
836
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,120
Yeah. I mean, people go,
"Oh, Alan, isn't he funny?"
837
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:15,200
I've been on telly for 25 years -
I must have been awful!
838
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,000
You know the funny thing?
And they never kept it in.
839
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,320
And I just felt really proud
840
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,480
just, like, outwitting
all these clever people.
841
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,040
And Stephen Fry was at the round
table and he went,
842
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,000
"You think...
Who can the traitors be?
843
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,680
"Now, remember the Cambridge spies?
They were flamboyant.
844
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,560
"They were camp. They were out
there, but no-one spotted them."
845
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,520
And I was obviously going,
"Mm, I know!"
846
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,480
LAUGHTER
847
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,320
And are you... Are you tired of it
yet or are you still... Sick of it.
848
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,120
You say sick of it.
Oh, I know what you... Yeah.
849
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,800
We've got a clip of you
out and about in Soho.
850
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,560
"Oh, please don't talk to me
about Celebrity Traitors."
851
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,760
Traitors!
852
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,920
Fuck you, Faithfuls.
853
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,680
And when it pulls back, we'll see.
He's even got the lamp.
854
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,600
LAUGHTER
855
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,680
APPLAUSE
856
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,680
Nice to see you all. Leave the
guests alone, Miriam. Sorry!
857
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,160
Miriam, are you paying homage to
Where's Wally?
858
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,920
Why the scarf?
859
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,160
It's Arsenal! Arsenal. Oh!
860
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,160
CHEERING
861
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,680
You've heard of Arsenal? Oh, I have.
862
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,240
Certainly the first part.
863
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,720
LAUGHTER
864
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,800
The thing is, I want to join
the working classes,
865
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,800
and I'm so middle class, you know?
I can't help it.
866
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,440
But Arsenal is working class. OK.
867
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,200
And I thought if I support Arsenal,
868
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,160
you know, people will accept me.
869
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,800
There's nothing like a scarf over
sequins to suggest working class.
870
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,080
THEY LAUGH
871
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,800
It's lovely to see you, Miriam.
Glenn Close, I was saying about...
872
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,360
I feel like you're a frequent guest.
873
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,760
You haven't been here for, what,
18 years? 18 years! Yes!
874
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,720
What did you do to her
the first time?!
875
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,480
Nothing bad happened, I don't think.
876
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,080
But now, is it true you nearly
worked with Miriam?
877
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,200
Yes. Don't you remember?
878
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,160
Yes, I do. Well, it was...
You phoned me.
879
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,560
I think it was Albert Nobbs.
880
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,120
Yes. Albert Nobbs, that's right.
Yes. The movie Albert Nobbs
881
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,320
that we shot in Dublin, and I was
dying for you to play
882
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,120
the hotel proprietor. And why didn't
I? What happened? I don't know!
883
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,520
You would have been marvellous!
884
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,440
I would have loved to
have done that. Yes.
885
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,240
It's a beautiful piece of work.
Thank you.
886
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,680
And I really admire you.
887
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,680
You know, I don't admire all those
people in Hollywood.
888
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,560
But you, I do. I don't live in
Hollywood, and I never have.
889
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,560
You work there. You know,
we all work there sometimes.
890
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,240
Yeah.
But you're a class act, darling.
891
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,760
Oh, my goodness.
Glenn Class, I would say.
892
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,640
Well, fair, yes. Right?
893
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,400
Glenn Class. Glenn Class.
894
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,440
I mean that. I mean that. Thank you.
It's a first-time welcome to
895
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,960
Alexander Skarsgard.
896
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,760
Um, so, hello. Hello. Hello.
And now, here's an odd thing.
897
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,320
I think you know Miriam.
898
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,680
Uh... No, you don't.
899
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,720
What's that about?
I clearly made a strong
900
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,160
impression on Miriam when we met.
What...
901
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,440
Well, I...
902
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,160
We have actually met, yes. Uh...
903
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:22,480
I believe you own or used to
own a condo in Santa Monica.
904
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,560
Is that correct?
I did, yes. Yes. Yes.
905
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,560
Were you looking to rent out
a room in that at one point?
906
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,440
This would have been,
like, almost...
907
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,600
When I was coming back
to England, yeah. OK.
908
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,960
What were you doing there?
909
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,440
Well, I was... You were...
910
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,080
Because you were going back to
shoot, was it Harry Potter, maybe?
911
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,560
Yeah, I think so. Yep.
And it was an ad.
912
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,040
I was looking for
a room to rent. I was...
913
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,440
And why didn't you take it? Well...
914
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,440
LAUGHTER
915
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,240
Tell her! Tell her! Uh-oh.
Was it not clean or something?
916
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,600
No. It was incredibly...
It's a gorgeous apartment
917
00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:00,960
and I remember that you were
very charming and I...
918
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,400
And expensive?
No, I don't think it was that.
919
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,120
I think it was...
I think, in hindsight, I probably
920
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:10,800
misread the cues, but I felt
a strong...sexual connection.
921
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,920
And I think that...
922
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,840
Still now.
923
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,800
We should go.
Again, it was probably...
924
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,280
I probably misread the cues,
925
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,520
but I felt this could
potentially get messy
926
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,120
if I rent a room in this apartment.
927
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:27,880
If I'm... If I'm your tenant...
Darling, I'm 84 and gay!
928
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,880
And I've been with my partner
for 58 years.
929
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,720
Again, I... I probably
misread the situation.
930
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:39,400
Wow. But, er... You're talking
through your bottom!
931
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,480
But, no, it is.
I was actually there
932
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,720
and I do remember that we had
a lovely afternoon,
933
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,160
which you obviously don't remember,
but it was, um, it was...
934
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,880
That bit's true, Miriam.
He did spend the afternoon there.
935
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,400
A lovely afternoon? Yes. Nicola.
936
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,680
Hello! Have you nearly worked with
Miriam or nearly lived with her?
937
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,720
LAUGHTER
938
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,720
Yes.
939
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,000
Miriam, I'm your daughter.
940
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,000
Wouldn't that be wonderful? Not yet.
And I am your father.
941
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,880
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
942
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,480
Oh, my God! Happy family.
943
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,440
That was lovely. I'm your aunt!
944
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,640
Seth, before the talk show,
in America,
945
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,560
you were very famous because of,
of course, Saturday Night Live.
946
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,760
Yeah. There you are,
doing The Weekend Update.
947
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,640
With my friend Amy Poehler.
Amy Poehler.
948
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,440
Kate was on when I was on the show.
Oh, my God. I was...
949
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,720
Can I just say, when I was on, it
was absolutely terrifying. I think
950
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,240
it's terrifying for everybody. Am
I allowed to quickly tell the story?
951
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,400
Yeah! Even though this
is totally unplanned.
952
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,000
No, go. When I was on,
953
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,000
it was the week after Ashlee Simpson
was done for lip-syncing, right?
954
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,400
I'm then on with Eminem, OK?
955
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
I was doing publicity for a film
called Finding Neverland
956
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,920
at the time, and Johnny Depp and I
had to miss the Wednesday rehearsal
957
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,360
because we had to go to Chicago and
talk to Oprah. And I'm thinking,
958
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,440
"Oh, my God, what's the opening
monologue going to be?"
959
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,040
I get to Wednesday night, come
back from the Oprah thing, still
960
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,840
they're, like, "Well, we're just,
you know, trying to figure it out."
961
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,800
I'm like, "Just, please, tell me.
It's, you know,
962
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,560
"it's a couple of days away. Just
what you going to have me do?"
963
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,680
The next day, I go in and
they're like, "Can you sing?"
964
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,640
And I said, "A little,
you know, ish, kind of."
965
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,520
"Do you dance?" I'm like, "I mean,
yeah, like..." "Do you tap dance?"
966
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,720
I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, I do."
They're like, "Perfect!"
967
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,440
I'm like, "So what's
the opening monologue?"
968
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,520
"We'll get back to you."
969
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,200
I'm like, "Oh, my God!
"Now what's happening to me?!
970
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,040
"This is absolutely terrible."
They gave me 24 hours to learn...
971
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,800
# Nothing's impossible
I have found for when... #
972
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,280
I'm tap dancing and singing
fully live the week after
973
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,840
the whole Ashlee Simpson thing.
974
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,600
And also, I have to say
something else -
975
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,720
and this is a story
I've never, never told -
976
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,120
Eminem asked me to shave his bottom.
977
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,680
LAUGHTER
978
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,600
There's always... Mwah!
979
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,480
There's always like a poo, bum theme
for me when I come on this show.
980
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,560
Was it... Was it with
a hand-held razor?
981
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,840
Well, he did, he said, "Would
you shave my butt?" And I said,
982
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,640
"I'm sorry, I don't... I don't do
personal grooming." Like, what?!
983
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,560
I'm not going to go with a Bic
and get your crack, love!
984
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,400
I was... Honestly, that's my...
Never told that story before
985
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,160
ever in my life in public!
There you go!
986
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
987
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,200
And can I say...
Should have said yes.
988
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,360
Well, the door is open. No!
Should have said yes.
989
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,240
Non, non, non, non.
When she said no, I did say yes.
990
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,960
No, you didn't! No.
991
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,960
I was early in the show.
I would do anything.
992
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,480
But here's the thing,
it does sort of run
993
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,400
in the Cranston family,
the not-liking-clothes thing.
994
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,400
Oh! Tell us about
your uncle Bob. Oh!
995
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,080
Well, Bob is indeed my uncle. Yeah.
996
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,000
Um...
997
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,000
LAUGHTER
998
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,160
That's very good.
I'd like to... High five.
999
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,400
That was good! Excellent.
Bob's your uncle.
1000
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,720
We should say... We should
say late, late uncle. Oh.
1001
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,000
He's my late uncle. Late uncle.
1002
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:52,040
He's passed on.
But he was a...a nudist. Oh!
1003
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,360
Yeah. Uncle Bob was a nudist. And...
1004
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,480
That's the first line of a play!
1005
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,320
And, you know, he was...
1006
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,800
He was in his 90s
when he passed away,
1007
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,480
and he was... Still naked.
..still naked!
1008
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,720
And I used to go visit him -
of course, in Florida,
1009
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,240
where all nudist colonies are.
Of course in Florida!
1010
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,160
Listen, I was born in Florida,
and you've never seen me naked.
1011
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,840
LAUGHTER
1012
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,520
You paused for a second.
Like, "Wait..."
1013
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,520
"Wait, wait, wait, wait... I think."
1014
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,080
Yes. Not all nudists come
from Florida. I think I sent
1015
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,920
the producers a photograph or two.
Wait a minute. Oh, no.
1016
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,160
So, is this... Is this really
a picture of your uncle Bob?
1017
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:35,160
My real uncle Bob in a...
I think I sent it somewhere.
1018
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,680
You did. This is
the picture of Uncle Bob.
1019
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,120
No!
1020
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,040
LAUGHTER
1021
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,040
I can only apologise. I...
1022
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,560
I see the resemblance.
Is that real?!
1023
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,480
I mean... Rachel said,
"I see the resemblance."
1024
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,200
I see the resemblance! It's there!
1025
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,320
How dare you. I'm sorry.
It was right there.
1026
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,200
It's not only Bob,
it's bits and bobs, isn't it?
1027
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,520
Also...
1028
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,840
..of all the things you've chosen
to wear, you went with a hat?
1029
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,440
Well, it was to protect him
from the sun.
1030
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,920
And I, you know... He wanted
to go to the lake there
1031
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,640
and I'd go visit him and I...
He said,
1032
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,880
"I'll bring a chair for you."
And I said, "Look, Bob,
1033
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,000
"I'm not going to go naked.
1034
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,520
"I'm just not going to do that."
Or sit on the chair!
1035
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,040
And he brought a chair.
He said, "Take that chair."
1036
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,760
And I brought the chair and
he decided... I thought we were
1037
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,880
going to sit side by side,
look at... No.
1038
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,840
No, he comes around
and the chair
1039
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,000
I had sat about this level,
1040
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,680
so I was like...
1041
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,680
LAUGHTER
1042
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,040
I'm like, "I can't..." Too good!
1043
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1044
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,880
Excellent!
1045
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,240
Listen, we move on to
Domhnall Gleeson's latest work.
1046
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,160
It's a very funny new sitcom.
It's called The Paper.
1047
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,480
Can I just say, Domhnall
is magnetic in that show.
1048
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,680
I just I love it. I love that,
I love that show.
1049
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,600
I want to say to you, I'm so happy
it's coming back.
1050
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,040
And his character is like...
It's so good. ..the loveliest,
1051
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,080
most romanticising character.
He, like, romanticises his life.
1052
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,000
And it's really sweet and beautiful.
1053
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,440
And also, I don't think that you
just sound American,
1054
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,120
you seem American. Yeah, so good.
Like you are American.
1055
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,000
You have to leave... You have
to leave that in the show.
1056
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,080
Our viewer numbers
are about to skyrocket.
1057
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,880
Thank you, Taylor Swift,
very, very much. Thank you.
1058
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,680
And thank you, Cillian.
1059
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1060
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,480
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you, Cillian.
1061
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,320
APPLAUSE CONTINUES
1062
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,480
He started it. Thank you.
1063
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,120
Can I also say, it's just worth
watching for
1064
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,520
Domhnall's dancing alone.
1065
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,160
Right? Yes, absolutely.
1066
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,960
Yeah. I'm hoping to get
in a Taylor Swift music video.
1067
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,480
Yeah. I'm hoping.
There you go. Yeah.
1068
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1069
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,200
And because you're here,
Taylor, I've got to ask you.
1070
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,760
Next... Is next year
the wedding year?
1071
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,320
Is that when it's happening?
Oh, you'll know.
1072
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,760
So you're going big?
1073
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,600
I just... Meaning that I was
going to invite you to it.
1074
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,840
CHEERING
1075
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,960
I've got to go!
1076
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,040
If you're inviting me,
it's very big.
1077
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,160
It's huge!
1078
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,160
LAUGHTER
1079
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,320
I think I can see Taylor.
1080
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,560
Well, I'm sure it'll be
a fabulous day.
1081
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,320
Are you in the middle
of planning it all now?
1082
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:26,000
No. I just am doing the album thing
now, which is a big thing. Yes.
1083
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,640
And then, I think the...
1084
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,600
I think the wedding
is what happens after that
1085
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,360
in the scheme of the planning.
1086
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,560
But... But I'm really... I'm, you
know, I'm so excited about it.
1087
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,800
I'm just like... I know it's
going to be fun to plan,
1088
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,960
because I think the only
stressful weddings are
1089
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,440
the ones where you have
a small amount
1090
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,120
and people are on the bubble.
Yeah. Right?
1091
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,840
Yes. And you have to evaluate
or assess your relationship
1092
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,280
with them to see
if they should be there.
1093
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,240
Yeah. I'm not going to do that. OK!
1094
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,200
This is why you're invited.
Anyone I've ever talked to...
1095
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,440
Thanks, Greta! Yeah.
"There's no bubble.
1096
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,360
"You'll be there."
1097
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,360
LAUGHTER
1098
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,720
I'll take it. No, it's like,
1099
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,800
"Oh, we have to have
hung out eight times."
1100
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,360
It's, like, you're on the bubble.
1101
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:14,680
Yeah. We've hung out five times.
We don't have to think about it.
1102
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,200
It's going to be fun.
I shouldn't have said any of that.
1103
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:21,000
Well, listen, seriously,
we just wish you all the best.
1104
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,960
Thank you so much. And have
a lovely, lovely day. Thanks.
1105
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,360
Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Swift!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE