1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,320 The series is over, but we're all still here, ready to take a look 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,920 back at some of my favourite bits. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,880 So, sit back, enjoy and let's start the show! 4 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,560 CHEERING 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:23,000 This programme contains some strong language 6 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:29,920 Come and have a seat. 7 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:37,000 Oh, it's so nice to see you all. 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,640 And there's a lot to congratulate Taylor Swift about, 9 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,040 but the one that I feel I ought to congratulate is 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,040 the new bit of finger jewellery. The hardware upgrade? Yes! 11 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,000 CHEERING 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,000 Check it out. 13 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:02,040 I just like, watch it, like it's a TV. Yes. 14 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,240 I thought Greta was going to get out one of those things. 15 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,320 I was, my monocle. Make sure it's legit. 16 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,880 It's my favourite show other than The Paper. 17 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,920 Here's just a very quick reminder of the engagement announcement 18 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,720 that broke the internet. 19 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,360 What is it, 35 million likes or something that photograph got. 20 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,800 Oh, my God. 21 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,600 And is that the actual proposal? 22 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,760 It is, actually. 23 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:24,760 So, he really crushed it when it came to surprising me because 24 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,000 we had actually filmed a podcast episode. 25 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,080 He has a podcast called New Heights. Yeah. 26 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,120 AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoo! And we... 27 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,320 Oh! Yeah! 28 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,320 CHEERING 29 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,720 We got some Americans. We've got... Yes, fantastic. 30 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:40,520 So, we filmed the podcast for about three or four hours or whatever. 31 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,640 And meanwhile, behind his house, 32 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,240 he was having the whole back garden turned into this. 33 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,280 Wow! And one of the things 34 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,840 that he put in there, very strategically, 35 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,320 was a wall of hedges that weren't there before. 36 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,920 And inside the hedges was my tour photographer, 37 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,680 hiding in bushes that had not previously been there. 38 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,120 It was... He went all-out. Ten out of ten. 39 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,800 Oh, people are now going, "Oh, Jesus, I was going to propose 40 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,080 "this weekend. What's the point?" It's hard for everyone else. 41 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,960 That is amazing. Take note, men. Yeah, it's really fun 42 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,680 that we actually have the exact moment. Yeah! Yeah. 43 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,760 Well, congratulations to you. 44 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,800 And, Cillian Murphy, congratulations to you, 45 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,400 You went and won an Oscar last time out. Oh, yeah. 46 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,320 CHEERING 47 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,320 Thank you. 48 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,640 Last year. 49 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:31,800 Was it after that Oscar win that you then met Taylor Swift? 50 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,040 Yeah, we were at a party. 51 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:38,720 I had the whole gang, and my family and my kids. 52 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,720 I don't think my kids were legally allowed to be there, really. 53 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,040 I mean, I don't know, but they were delightful. 54 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,640 Your sons are the future of our world. 55 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:50,600 Oh, well, that's... They were such great conversationalists. 56 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,400 They were interesting and interested. 57 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,760 Like, that's the real accomplishment. Thank you. 58 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,920 They're here, aren't they? Yeah. One of them is here, yeah. 59 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,080 Yeah. Can you send... Aran, yeah. 60 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,640 There was one cla... I got a... 61 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,880 LAUGHTER 62 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,720 Oh, he's right there! You can tell. 63 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,520 Oh, my God, he is so Cillian Murphy-style! 64 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,600 If this was a game show, we've all just won a prize. 65 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,680 That was easy. And Jodie Turner-Smith, 66 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,880 you're unusual, I think, in that, you know that you've met 67 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,560 Taylor Swift, but you don't...? I don't know why everyone's saying 68 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,440 that I don't remember where I met her. Because we were drunk. Oh, OK. 69 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,120 LAUGHTER 70 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,120 It was at the Gold Party, and I remember that... 71 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,240 No, no, no, it was at Madonna's party. 72 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,400 Was it at Madonna's party? It was at Madonna's party. 73 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,240 Actually, I think it was at Beyonce's party. 74 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,600 I was at Beyonce's party! I didn't meet you there. 75 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,760 I mean... You weren't at the Beyonce party? No. ..we got to link up. 76 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,920 We got to get the group chat going. 77 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,680 This is how I know it was at Madonna's party. 78 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,760 DOMHNALL: I've... I've not been invited to any of these parties. 79 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,080 LAUGHTER 80 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,440 But I remember that the gossip was incredible, 81 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,080 but I don't remember what it was. LAUGHTER 82 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,160 We were having a great night. Yeah! 83 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,640 It was fantastic. 84 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,960 And, Domhnall. Hi. Hi, Graham. LAUGHTER 85 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,480 No, no, no, I-I... Thank you for having me here. Thank you. 86 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,920 CHEERING 87 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,720 I'll bet good money... I'll bet good money you know Cillian Murphy. 88 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,200 Um, not really, no. 89 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,040 No, no! Er, yes. Yeah, yeah. One of my... 90 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,640 I mean, like, maybe my third or fourth filmed job was 91 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,440 in a film that Cillian was the lead in, and he was... 92 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,600 And I met you when I was, like, 19, doing my first job, 93 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,160 and he's always been amazing. Yeah, an amazing actor, 94 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,320 an amazing person. Yeah, I met Domhnall when he was doing 95 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,640 a Martin McDonagh play in the West End and Broadway, 96 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,000 and he was, like, magnetic back then, and still is. 97 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,360 Back then?! 98 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,000 Shade! 99 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,920 That was very cruel! "You should have seen him then." 100 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,160 Cheers. Cheers. ALL: Cheers! Cheers, everybody. OK. 101 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,240 Yeah. 102 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,880 If you're wondering, tequila. 103 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,400 LAUGHTER 104 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,400 Not bad. 105 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,040 Now, some of you know each other. 106 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,960 James, I've got to ask, are you all right? 107 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,440 Because you injured yourself. 108 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,360 "Are you all right? Because you don't know anyone." 109 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,600 Well, there's that. 110 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,600 LAUGHTER 111 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,920 I feel like... I know you. I know you. Yeah. 112 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,360 And you've met the others backstage. I have. We had a lovely time. 113 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,800 We've discussed tequila and other things. Yeah. 114 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,000 Just tequila, surely. And other things. Other things. 115 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 I did get injured. Am I all right? No, I am fine. 116 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,680 This is the thing that's on now, King & Conqueror. 117 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,360 Yes. I fell off a horse. 118 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,840 EMILY: That's cool, look at that! Yeah. 119 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,800 I fell off a horse and I broke my collarbone in Iceland. 120 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,880 Now, I was thinking, "Oh, that must be terrible, 121 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,560 "to fall off a horse, quite a distance." 122 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,400 And then I saw a picture of you with the horse. 123 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,680 And you are taller than it. Yeah. 124 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,360 So, Iceland... 125 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,600 Surely a pony? 126 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,640 It is a pony. OK. 127 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,840 So, Iceland have a protective order on their horses. 128 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,680 You cannot import a horse, because they have this kind of 129 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,560 gene pool and it can't be polluted. 130 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,680 And so we, having committed to shoot the whole thing in Iceland - 131 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,640 and I was a producer on the show as well - 132 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,400 so we were tasked with finding the biggest Icelandic ponies 133 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,920 we could find, and that was the biggest we could find. 134 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,600 Even though it was that small, I still broke my collarbone 135 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,440 from falling from that great height. So, yeah. 136 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,880 When did it happen? 137 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,400 It happened at the very beginning of all the stunt sequences. 138 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,840 That's fun. Yeah. 139 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,040 Stunts, though. 140 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,760 If you have one of those scenes where you might get injured, 141 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,720 it's a good thing to schedule those at the end of the show. 142 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,080 DWAYNE: End of the show. Right? End of the show. 143 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,240 It was actually a rehearsal. 144 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,960 It was a rehearsal? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. OK. 145 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,920 Well, producers will do that. 146 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,360 They'll put the big stunt... Wait, but he's producing! 147 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,560 JAMES: It was my show. He is the producer! 148 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,680 LAUGHTER 149 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,320 I know. I learned a lot, I learned a lot. 150 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,280 But also, looking at that, I'm thinking, Dwayne, 151 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,440 never do an historical epic in Iceland, 152 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,440 because that pony would not survive. 153 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,000 No, by the way! 154 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,760 Does a regular horse make a noise when you get on it? 155 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,720 Does it genuinely go, "Ugh!"? 156 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,520 Who, me? Yeah. Why? 157 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,880 Because there's a lot of muscle mass there. "Why?"?! 158 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,200 I mean, a horse would be going, "Oh, Jesus, look at this." 159 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,520 EMILY: Oh, my God, not him! 160 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,800 It groans, yeah. Many things groan when I get on it. 161 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,080 Yeah, it does, yeah. 162 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,160 APPLAUSE 163 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,760 OK, Graham? I'm writing that down. I'm writing that down. 164 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,680 Thank you. 165 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,400 Oh, it's a welcome back to everyone. 166 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,920 Julia, second time on the show. Second time. 167 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,920 Second time. Who do you know on the couch this time? Anybody? 168 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,440 Um, I know Colin, 169 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,680 and I know Benedict, 170 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,240 and I know you. 171 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,880 And I am in awe of Ms Estefan. 172 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,640 Yes! I'm in awe of all of them. 173 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,480 CHEERING 174 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,320 And, actually, you worked with Benedict? 175 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,040 We did, yeah. Yes, August: Osage County. 176 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,960 Yes, you did. And were you at Wimbledon together, as well? 177 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,080 Well... Julia was sat next to me. OK. 178 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:36,120 Which I thought, "Oh, great, I'm between my husband and Benedict. 179 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,720 "This is going to be great." 180 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,440 But we were in a very special seating... 181 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,480 In the Royal Box, it was amazing. We were in the Royal Box, 182 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:48,160 which I was very excited about until I realised - 183 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,840 well, until Benedict pointed out to me - 184 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:56,640 that I gasp every time the ball is struck. 185 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,360 In the Royal Box, you're supposed to be... 186 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,360 It was like a scene out of Pretty Woman, it was amazing. 187 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,960 She was like, "Ooh!" 188 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,160 It was brilliant. It's impossible to be quiet 189 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,240 in that scenario. It's so exciting. Like, it's so exciting. 190 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,480 But Benedict had his tie and he was like, 191 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,120 he said, "Julia..." 192 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,800 I was like, they hit the ball... 193 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,800 SHE GASPS 194 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,760 They hit the ball again. 195 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,760 SHE GASPS 196 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,160 He's like, "Julia, really?" 197 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,960 It's going to happen all day, Julia. 198 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,440 It's going to happen a lot today. 199 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,000 If they're lucky. One big scream and get it out of your system. 200 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:32,160 And, Gloria Estefan, you have been in show business for 50 years. 201 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,480 Yes! 202 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,480 CHEERING 203 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,800 I joined the band in 1975 as Miami Latin Boys, 204 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,920 and then when I stuck around, 205 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,440 we changed the name to Miami Sound Machine. 206 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,880 I can't believe it. I was shocked. 207 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,680 But do you know what I can't believe? 208 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:48,840 I can't believe it is 40 years since we all first heard this. 209 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,400 MUSIC: Conga by Miami Sound Machine 210 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,120 # Come on, shake your body, baby Do the conga 211 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,800 # I know you can't control yourself any longer... # 212 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,480 Oh! 40 years! Wow. 213 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,120 COLIN SINGS ALONG 214 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,120 Conga is officially middle-aged. 215 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,200 CHEERING 216 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,720 It's so good. And I'm glad you knew that, Colin, 217 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,400 because Latin beats are important to you. 218 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,600 Yeah. 219 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,600 LAUGHTER 220 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,080 No, because Miami Vice... Oh, there's a cue I'm supposed to... 221 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,120 Yes, Miami Vice. There was a bit of salsa in Miami Vice, 222 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,280 and we're not talking chips. 223 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,160 Yeah, we saw you doing a bit of moving in Miami Vice. 224 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,880 Here you are. 225 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,880 CHEERING 226 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,480 I cannot remember that scene. 227 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,040 I think it was... I woke up 48 hours later in rehab. 228 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,960 APPREHENSIVE LAUGHTER 229 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,000 Fact. 230 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,240 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 231 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,440 You took Miami Vice too seriously. 232 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,400 Yeah, the mojitos were good. 233 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,040 48 hours later, I mean... Yes. ..they were consequential. 234 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,920 Yes, cut to... But, yeah. That must have been very strange, 235 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,520 when you went to the premiere of Miami Vice, 236 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,080 and there must have been big swathes of it you didn't recall. 237 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,760 Two thirds of the film, man. 238 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,200 Wow. I was like, "Don't tell me what's going to happen next!" 239 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,840 Yeah. But like Julia at tennis... 240 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,840 HE GASPS 241 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,400 I was the only actor who didn't... Yeah, exactly. 242 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,920 I had no spoiler alerts. 243 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,480 Cillian, you mentioned the music in this film, 244 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,880 the kind of '90s drum and bass. Was that...? 245 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,000 Because you took music very seriously. Was that your music? 246 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,520 I love drum and bass. 247 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,000 I always find it really difficult to dance to. 248 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,800 Do you know? There's a lot going on. 249 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,720 It's very... Thrashing. Yeah. It's all that polyrhythms 250 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,360 and I could never... I was never that guy, no. 251 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,760 But I did listen to it and... Yeah. 252 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,040 But when I say you took your music seriously, 253 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,240 you were in a band, and not just, you know - 254 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,000 and often people were in bands - 255 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,800 you got a five-album deal. 256 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,240 What? Well, yeah, technically we did, yeah. 257 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,600 What does that mean? I mean... 258 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,960 Yeah, we were kids and we... 259 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,280 Yeah, we got offered this record deal. 260 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,400 I don't know why I'm telling you! 261 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,920 LAUGHTER 262 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,360 "So enjoy your chart success. 263 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,720 "It could have been me." 264 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,320 Five albums is too long a term. 265 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,160 Right! Too long a term. 266 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,720 They'll just sign us up young for five albums. 267 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,480 That was part of it, because my brother's in the band 268 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,560 and he was only 18, my parents went, "No." 269 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,560 Oh, was it your parents? Because normally you would pick, 270 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,560 like, the first bit of success you find, you cling on to it, 271 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,920 but you turned it down. 272 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,720 Well, it was... They wouldn't let him... 273 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,680 They wouldn't let him ruin his life, 274 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,160 so they allowed me to go and potentially ruin... 275 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,640 But then we all just disbanded and it didn't happen. 276 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,120 And this was Mr Green Genes. Sons Of Mr Green Genes, yeah. 277 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,400 Sons Of Mr Green Genes. Yeah. So good. 278 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,800 We've got a picture of you here. 279 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,320 Now, is that the bus station in Cork? Wow. 280 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,440 That's the bus station in Cork City, yeah. 281 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,920 Oh, I thought I... 282 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,680 That's fantastic. You're good. 283 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,160 I mean, I don't know, is that building still there any more? 284 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,920 It is, yeah. Cork people might know. It is? 285 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,080 It is, yeah, yeah. Is that lovely, old...? 286 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,960 That, I don't know - I haven't been inside for some time. 287 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,240 Don't get the bus any more? 288 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,240 LAUGHTER 289 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,320 Who do you think I am?! 290 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,040 And, actually, talking of music, Greta, you were in a band. 291 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,360 Oh, really? Uh-huh. 292 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,760 What? No, you were. Yeah. You took music really seriously. 293 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,280 I did. Yeah. 294 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,600 Um, so, Cillian and Taylor, 295 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,040 I am also a musician. 296 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,520 Well, no, we've got an adorable... This is a picture. 297 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,560 I want to know more. Well, this is... 298 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,920 This isn't quite a radio tour, but it's kind of there. 299 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,760 You're very young and you're doing a gig. Mm-hm. 300 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,400 Is this a shopping mall you're in? Yeah. Now, here you are. 301 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,680 How old are you here? 302 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,920 Oh, my God! Yes! 303 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,920 I think I was...11? Wow! 304 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,320 And I'm singing... You can see the Vocal Power Institute. 305 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:33,280 Yes. I'm in front of Mervyn's, in a, yeah, in a mall. 306 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,800 That's incredible. Is it Christmas-time? 307 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,040 Uh, I hope so, for that man's sake. 308 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,880 Well, it just... It doesn't look like 309 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,040 there's any Christmas decorations or anything. Yeah, no. 310 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,640 You look like you're dressed in the French Resistance. I know! 311 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,760 JODIE: They're great outfit. So great outfits are... 312 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,080 They've been happening since a very long time, I see. Yeah. 313 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,440 I think I was doing a cover of New York, New York. 314 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,080 Which... Nice. It all makes sense. 315 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,960 We were in LA, it's Christmas for only one person, 316 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,200 and there I am, so... 317 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,560 Again, what...? What happened to that dream? 318 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,160 Uh, what do you mean? Well... 319 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,760 LAUGHTER 320 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,840 No, that's... This is what I'm doing. 321 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,760 LAUGHTER 322 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,280 Aspiring... I'm here to announce my... 323 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,640 ..my album. 324 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,840 Yeah! 325 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,640 CHEERING 326 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,040 Yeah. 327 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,840 Bruce, you walked on there to Born To Run. 328 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,320 This year, I think, is that song 50 years old? 329 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,360 I was ten when I recorded it, so, yeah, that's right. 330 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,800 That's incredible, isn't it? 331 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,440 I was born to walk. 332 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:41,400 Jeremy Allen White, we all love you in The Bear, you know that. 333 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,400 CHEERING 334 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:49,120 The thing is, we have had lots of actors on the show talking about 335 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,960 playing real people. I don't think they've ever been on, sat next to 336 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,600 the real person. Yeah, yeah. This is kind of unprecedented. 337 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,960 How involved was Bruce during the filming? 338 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:03,920 Bruce was there, we spent a bit of time before we got started shooting. 339 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,600 We met here, actually, in London, for the first time, 340 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,240 at Wembley, I met him before a show 341 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,320 and we got together around New Jersey, right before filming, 342 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,280 and then Bruce was around, you know, on set with us. 343 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,040 I always feel a little guilty about that. 344 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:24,400 I go, OK, not only does this fella have to play me, he has to play me 345 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:29,560 while my stupid ass is sitting in the chair watching him. 346 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,160 That's awful. 347 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,240 Have you apologised? 348 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,440 But he was incredibly tolerant of me. 349 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,480 I'm always thankful, he was so generous of me being there 350 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,200 and I had a great time. 351 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,920 Actually, Tessa, you have a really strong connection to Bruce. 352 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,320 Yes, deeply. My dad went on tour with Bruce for a while 353 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,280 during The Seeger Sessions. 354 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,760 For a year, me and your pop played together. There you are. 355 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,520 Yeah, we went all around the world together. 356 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,520 Marc Anthony, and he's a fabulous musician and a great guy. 357 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,560 And, Jennifer, there's a slight link between you and Bruce. 358 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,800 Was it when you were filming Mother? Yes. 359 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,120 Tell us. When I was filming Mother 360 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,200 and I would have to do really intense scenes, 361 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,680 I listened to a song of yours 362 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,960 that would kind of bring me out of the funk. 363 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,960 Really? Yeah. Can you guess which song it was, Bruce? 364 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,680 It's not Born To Run. 365 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:29,000 OK, it would bring you OUT of the funk? Yeah. It made me really happy. 366 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 It's not Nebraska. One could even say jolly. 367 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,120 Waitin' On A Sunny Day? 368 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,840 No. No. 369 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,720 Shall I put you out of your misery? Yes. It was this. 370 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,720 # Santa Claus is coming to town 371 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,800 # Santa Claus is coming to town... # 372 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:52,400 SHE MOUTHS # Santa Claus is coming to town... # 373 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,400 That always works. That always works. 374 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,400 Lovely to see you all. First time, welcome to Kim Kardashian. 375 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,840 Hello. Thank you for having me. Lovely to see you. 376 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,360 I'm very happy to see that is a sitting-down dress. 377 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,000 Because I saw you backstage and I thought, 378 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,960 "Will that be a sitting-down dress?" But it's good. 379 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,760 I am praying that it is. 380 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,200 Sorry if it's not. 381 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,240 Yeah. So what is it? It's... We can see through it. 382 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,600 You can. It's by Dilara. It's like latex. 383 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,640 I think Sarah said it best, it's like... 384 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,120 It's a condom with a doily underneath it. 385 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,320 Beautiful. I'm wearing a couch and she's wearing a condom. 386 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,760 LAUGHTER 387 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,840 That's right. Yes! Good night out. 388 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,280 And now, Rachel, am I right that you 389 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,520 and Kim met at the Academy Museum Gala? 390 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,880 Gay-la? Gah-la? 391 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,440 We were at the same table, but... I didn't see her. No, I could... 392 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,400 I couldn't see anyone. Yes. Before you got onto that, let's... 393 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,360 So, this is Rachel. This is Rachel, who's on the host committee. 394 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,680 I was hosting, yes. You were on the host committee. 395 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,920 There's Rachel. Looking lovely. 396 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,720 Now, you're thinking, "Why couldn't Kim see Rachel?" 397 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,280 This is Kim. 398 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,200 Kim couldn't see anyone. 399 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,520 You know what? I really wanted to commit. Before I... 400 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,800 Before I walked out, I could see through it a little bit. 401 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,960 And I saw your hair and the colour of your dress, 402 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,560 and I knew it was you. 403 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,160 And then I'm like, felt so awkward going up to people like, "Hi!" 404 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,520 "It's me!" 405 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,160 SARAH: "It's Kim! Kim!" 406 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,720 BRYAN: The photo looks like you're in the witness-protection programme. 407 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,240 But still wants to do the red carpet, goddamn it. 408 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,080 Still looks fabulous! 409 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,040 I just wondered, you know, you and Robert Pattinson, in an odd way, 410 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:37,040 you share this kind of almost unique experience 411 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:42,280 where you both found enormous, early fame in big, franchise movies - 412 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,080 him in Twilight, you in Hunger Games - 413 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,920 and I wondered, did that bond you in any way or was that kind of, 414 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,680 "Oh, that's a thing that happened back then?" 415 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,280 Not rea... I think cos, like, what else? I mean, if you think... 416 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,040 I didn't ask him about Donald Trump 417 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,000 tweeting about the break-up with Kristen, obviously! 418 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,960 Oh, my God, is that real? Yes! 419 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,720 Yes! I don't remember that at all! 420 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,840 It was, like, three days after the photos came out with her, with... 421 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,000 You know, whatever. Young people make mistakes. 422 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,040 And Donald Trump was like, "He'd better leave her!" 423 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,080 "He can do better than her!" 424 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,920 Like, a huge rant. That's like a different kind of "I made it", 425 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,880 you know? Yeah. Yeah. 426 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,240 I mean, he wasn't President. Yeah, yeah. 427 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,560 We can sleep at night, erm, but... 428 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,040 Anyway, I brought that up. But... 429 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,520 No, that wasn't... 430 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,520 I think we bonded mostly - this is so boring - but over our kids. 431 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:34,000 When you have babies, you just want to show people videos and pictures, 432 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,760 you know? I know that you had him over... OK. 433 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,880 Did you have him over for dinner? 434 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,960 So not exa... So, I had my girlfriends over. 435 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,080 We were in our pyjamas, we were watching Little Women, 436 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,360 it was December. 437 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,560 So we were watching both versions. Right around Christmas-time. 438 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,720 Yes. And then he was like, "Hey, I just wrapped something, like, 439 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,880 "a block away from you." And I was like, oh, my God, cos Rob is 440 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:00,520 one of the girls. Like, he wants to gossip. He is just one of the gals. 441 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,000 So I was like, "Come over." 442 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,040 But he is also like... 443 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,560 ..my daughter? 444 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,320 Like, he's very... He's a great father, he's a professional, 445 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,200 he shows up on time, but, like, I wouldn't trust he would 446 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,360 put a coat on, or, like, you know, he's not going to eat on time. 447 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,200 He really brings out a very maternal... So he comes in and I 448 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,920 give him a hug and he's like, "Do you have any food? 449 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,480 "I'm so hungry!" And I'm, like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. 450 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,440 "Come in, come in." And then he goes to the bathroom and 451 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,840 I DO have food, but it's in the trash. 452 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,640 And so, while he was in the bathroom, I was just, 453 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,080 like, pulling food out of my garbage can 454 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,160 and my girlfriends were like... 455 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,920 ..and I'm like... 456 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,840 And so he eats it and we're all just kind of like... 457 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,720 ..watching him eat this trash. 458 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,760 And then, when he was finished, he was, like, 459 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,840 "I'm still hungry, is there more?" 460 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,360 And I'm like, "Well, there is, but it's in the garbage." 461 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,000 And he was like, "I don't mind." 462 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,200 And then he just pulled it out of the trash and he kept eating it! 463 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,960 He sounds like the ideal house guest! Yeah, yeah! 464 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,920 We must congratulate you on the success of Skims. 465 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,360 Yes. Yes, yes. 466 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,240 Because you just have that knack of marketing, 467 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,200 where you come up with something that someone else might 468 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,200 have thought of and gone, "Well, no, I'm not going to do that." 469 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,560 But you go, "No, I will," 470 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,600 and then it just takes over the world. Like the face... 471 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,480 What is it called? The thing? The face... 472 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,480 Is it a face wrap? The face shapewear. Face shapewear? Yes. 473 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,680 We all need a little double-chin snatch. 474 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,960 So... Don't say that again. 475 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,040 No. No, we don't. 476 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,080 Mine would come up and cover my lips. 477 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,120 And is this your idea? It was. 478 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,080 And you wear it at night? 479 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,680 All day, Graham. Any time... Or in the day. OK. But, yeah, 480 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:02,040 I mean, I just, uh... I figured a lot of women, 481 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,720 they use shapewear for other body parts to hold it up, 482 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,520 why wouldn't you want to hold up your face? 483 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,160 No, it's so... I mean, hello! 484 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,640 Hello. Patient zero. 485 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,520 Uh...? 486 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,720 And this... There was some controversy with your thong. 487 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,960 What was it called? The Ultimate... 488 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,280 The Ultimate Bush? The Ultimate Bush. The Ultimate Bush. 489 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,800 We've got a selection. So many different colours. 490 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,080 There's a selection. 491 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,280 This is like a chocolate box. 492 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,760 A chocolate box. It's awesome. 493 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,480 Don't ever say chocolate box again. Don't say chocolate box. 494 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,120 LAUGHTER 495 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,920 BRYAN: Chop them up. Don't say that. 496 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,800 Why don't you not say chocolate box again? 497 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,360 OK. No! We did a whole, like... BRYAN: Wow. 498 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,920 .."does the carpet match the drapes?" campaign. 499 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,280 BRYAN: Ah. 500 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,960 Look, is that a yeti? That's like a clear one. 501 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,400 LAUGHTER 502 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,160 How the hell did this idea come up? 503 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,040 I love it. I did a photo shoot once, 504 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,880 and they wanted me to have... 505 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,960 It was like a crazy shoot, 506 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:04,280 and they wanted me to have hair in my pantyhose. 507 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,800 And so then, like, just to look very, like, '70s, 508 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,360 like a '70s bush. Yeah. 509 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,920 And I just thought, how do you get this...? 510 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,040 LAUGHTER 511 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,040 Like, do we cut... 512 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,720 Do we cut, like, our hair extensions...? 513 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,040 Feeling old yet, Bryan? 514 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,480 Oh! What?! 515 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,680 Wow. 516 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,240 How do you get your '70s bush? And so we just, like, 517 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,040 cut hair extensions, and put it in. 518 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,200 You're like... # Lililu-lu-lu 519 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,840 # La-la-la. # 520 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,240 Braid it. But again, 521 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,120 we're laughing, but at the same time, 522 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,120 people love these. RACHEL: It's awesome. 523 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,600 It sold out in 15 minutes. 524 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,560 I'm wearing one right now. 525 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,120 LAUGHTER 526 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,080 Ladies, let's give it applause, let's see! Ladies and gentlemen! 527 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,160 APPLAUSE 528 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:55,200 Because, in the book, you leave hospital, you go to high school, 529 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,840 but, as you say, it was when you went to university, 530 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,920 that's when you kind of... not reinvent yourself, 531 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,320 but just kind of wanted to become, you know... 532 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,920 A normal, a normal person, yes. 533 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,640 And did you feel - because, you know, you were so famous and known - 534 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,640 when you showed up at university, 535 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,840 did you feel that everyone had an expectation 536 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,000 of who Malala was going to be? 537 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,200 100%, but I didn't want it to be that way, 538 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,720 so that's why I remember, when I was packing for university, 539 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,880 I wanted to pack all the things 540 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,200 that made me look like a normal college student, 541 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,520 and I knew that if I wore my traditional shalwar kameez - 542 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,280 the Pakistani traditional outfit - I would stand out 543 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,840 and then people would see me as the public figure Malala. 544 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,640 So I wanted to wear, like, jeans and jumpers, 545 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,720 anything that's just, like, basic and normal. 546 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,520 So I went on Google, 547 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,760 and I looked up, like, "Casual style 2017", 548 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,760 and then I searched up "Selena Gomez casual". 549 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,480 APPLAUSE 550 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:53,160 So you googled it, so this is Selena Gomez here. 551 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:57,080 Yes. And you sent us these pictures, so that's Selena Gomez. 552 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,960 And this is Malala channelling Selena, there she is. Wow! 553 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,240 It's good. We've got another one here, this is... 554 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,960 Now, when I saw that, I thought, "Malala didn't wear that, did she?" 555 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,160 But she did, went very zippy, look at you! 556 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,640 There you go. Yeah. Yeah! 557 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,640 CHEERING 558 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,000 And when you were walking around Oxford, 559 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,680 you know, were you very aware...? 560 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,640 Were there paparazzi or were you getting a lot of attention? 561 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,400 I was aware that there are people sort of following me around. 562 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,040 You know, I wanted to be a normal student in college 563 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,560 but, of course, I knew that if... 564 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,400 You know, some people are just looking for some excuse 565 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,760 to create a whole controversy out of it, 566 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,720 seeing me in a club or, you know, having fun with friends. 567 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,960 But, yeah, then a whole controversy came out 568 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,440 that was quite surprising to me. 569 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,680 So, I was out that day for rowing, 570 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,720 and I was wearing skinny jeans and a bomber jacket and my headscarf. 571 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,960 That's where I was. There you are. 572 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,720 I regret going for rowing that day, of course, 573 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,960 because I had signed up for everything at college, 574 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,720 and I said, "Oh, let's try rowing, as well, 575 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,680 "because I want to be this active student, I want to make friends, 576 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,920 "I don't want those, like, lonely, high-school years." 577 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,480 And I realised that for rowing, 578 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:12,080 you have to be up at 5am and you need to know how to swim. 579 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,680 And I couldn't swim at the time. 580 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,120 LAUGHTER 581 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,520 But then, walking back from there, 582 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,200 somebody took a photo of me wearing skinny jeans, 583 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,360 and I got this call from my parents telling me 584 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,640 that they were really concerned 585 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,360 because people are criticising me for wearing jeans, 586 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,040 that this is not a traditional outfit, 587 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,440 and somehow I'm shaming the country and the culture. 588 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,000 But I told my parents that I'm not 589 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,040 in college for some pilgrimage or some, 590 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,680 you know, cultural representation. I'm here as a student. 591 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,400 And I reminded my dad that when my brothers came into this country, 592 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,920 they switched to the Western clothing right away - 593 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,280 they wear jeans and tops - but nobody criticised them. 594 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,760 It's only women and girls 595 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,640 who are being criticised, so it's not fair. 596 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,080 APPLAUSE 597 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,080 Every time that anything like that happens, 598 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,000 though, you just text them a photo of the Nobel Peace Prize. 599 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,800 LAUGHTER 600 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,040 As I was saying. Yeah. No comment needed. 601 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,360 Uh, now - it's a warm welcome back to Rosamund Pike. 602 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,680 The last time we were here, it was a Zoom-y thing, 603 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,440 and you were zooming us from a cabin. 604 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,240 Was it in Eastern Europe somewhere? It was my home, Graham. 605 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,600 LAUGHTER 606 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,480 XXXMAN: Wow. Shade. My home in Prague. 607 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,200 A cabin in Eastern Europe? 608 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,280 My home in Prague. It didn't... Do you have any lights? 609 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,400 It looked very dark... 610 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,360 Well, it was lockdown. It was... 611 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:39,440 We were, you know, hunkering down like the rest of the world. 612 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,200 GRAHAM CACKLES 613 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,280 Here's the thing, though. The last time you were on, 614 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,520 broadcasting from your beautiful home in Prague... 615 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,040 LAUGHTER 616 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,720 We all had envy. 617 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,640 ..you went a bit... You kind of found new fame, 618 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,960 but in a very niche way. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. 619 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,360 You asked me about my family, my children speaking Chinese, 620 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,800 and you asked me if they'd taught me anything. 621 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,240 And I came up with one thing they'd taught me, 622 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,480 which is a Chinese proverb, I suppose you'd call it. 623 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,200 And apparently that clip went viral around China. 624 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,680 And now I am recognised as the girl 625 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:20,960 who tells fart jokes and speaks proverbs about farting. 626 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,640 So when I was doing the play in the summer at the National Theatre, 627 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,960 people would come and bring me pillows and teddy bears, 628 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,640 which, when I pressed the button, 629 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,480 would come out with this Chinese phrase... 630 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,160 SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN 631 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,640 MICHELLE LAUGHS 632 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,280 Loving it. She's loving it. 633 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,960 Wow. It hit hard. 634 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,240 Hit hard. She really did say... SPEAKS MANDARIN 635 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,160 ..OK. 636 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,480 It was so funny Michelle let out a little fart. 637 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,840 LAUGHTER 638 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,360 More than a little fart. 639 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,640 Now, Jack, you have 640 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,000 also found international fame from a story on the show. 641 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,880 I mean, it's very different to Chinese proverbs, 642 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,800 but, yes, I do sometimes get recognised 643 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,640 for my appearances on The Graham Norton Show. 644 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,920 The last time it happened, 645 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,960 I was on tour in Australia and I was in an airport 646 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,000 with my family and a guy recognised me. He was like... 647 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,320 AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: .."Oh, yeah, we love you, Jack Whitehall. 648 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,840 "Yeah, that story you told on Graham Norton 649 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,640 "about not being able to flush your shit down the dunny." 650 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,920 NORMAL ACCENT: And he stamped my passport and let me through. 651 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,480 LAUGHTER 652 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,800 People remember that story, 653 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,400 and then they just come up to you and say it with, 654 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,040 like, no context. OK. So, Glen, the challenge is on. 655 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,120 Yeah. I got to throw something out there. 656 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,400 Do you remember when we had dinner at that place? 657 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,680 What was the...? With Pete. 658 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,600 What was the name of the place we grabbed dinner? 659 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:41,440 Dorian? Yes, Dorian. This place has one bathroom. 660 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,560 This is the... 661 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,440 This is the most awkward fan interaction I've ever had. 662 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,120 I go to the bathroom and, you know, sometimes, like, 663 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,720 you go to the bathroom and there's, like, 664 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,800 toilet paper already, like, on...in the bottom of the toilet. 665 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,440 Yeah. Right. So I'm just, like, lift up the seat, 666 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,400 pee, do the thing and flush. 667 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,480 And I realise now why there was toilet paper on there. 668 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,640 It just flipped all this stuff underneath it, 669 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,960 and I was like, "Oh, my God." 670 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,200 So I'm like trying to do it... 671 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,240 And I'm like, this is crazy. So wash my hands, leave. 672 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,280 And as I open the door, 673 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,520 there's about eight girls outside 674 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,720 the bathroom door and they go, 675 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,840 "Oh, my God, sorry, we had to meet you. 676 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,400 "We wanted to say hi." 677 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,560 And they're like... And I was like, "Are you guys going in here?" 678 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,920 They're like, "Yeah." And I go, "It wasn't me. 679 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,440 "That was like a whole other person. I didn't do that." 680 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,000 They're like, "What are you talking about?" 681 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,840 I was like, "You're going to see a whole situation. 682 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,800 "I just want you to know I added to it, 683 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,560 "but not, like, in that way." 684 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,920 "I just want you to know, Jack Whitehall did that." 685 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,560 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 686 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,920 He's notorious. He's notorious, this guy. 687 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,000 This guy. All right. Talking of music, 688 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,160 Song Sung Blue. Obviously it's not about 689 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,920 Neil Diamond, but his music is like a character. 690 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,400 I mean, it's so gorgeous. It's 13 of his songs in it. Wow. 691 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,880 And Neil knew the story of Mike and Claire really well. 692 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,920 And so he just gave his rights to his music for the movie. 693 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,840 You both spent... You both spent time with him, right? 694 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,240 Yeah. You did first. 695 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:11,280 Yeah, I...grew up in Colorado and he lives, like, ten minutes from 696 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,120 where I grew up and had never met him. 697 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,040 And he'd seen the movie and I was like, "Can I go see him?" 698 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,800 And they invited me over and we had lemonade on the porch. 699 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,320 There you are. There you are having lemonade on the porch. 700 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,560 It was so emotional because he's retired, 701 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,760 he's not singing any more. He's really like, 702 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,080 you know, living a very quiet life. And he loves this movie so much. 703 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,360 And he was so grateful - 704 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,120 which I was not expecting - and emotional about the movie. 705 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,240 And then we just had just, like, this lovely porch moment. 706 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,480 Yeah. BEN: What's that song? # "I am," I said. # 707 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,400 So good. Yeah. It's in there. 708 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,520 # To no-one there 709 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,880 # And no-one... 710 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,880 BOTH: # Not even the chair. # 711 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,960 Oh, very good. I want to do a duet. 712 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,280 APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SINGING 713 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,320 So Kate went round and had lemonade on the porch. 714 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,400 Yeah. Hugh Jackman, 715 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,600 you sort of imposed yourself on the Diamond family. 716 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,600 Yeah. Well, he rang me and... Oh, did he? 717 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,160 He rang me after seeing the movie 718 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,080 with his wife, Katie, and he was crying. 719 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,120 And he was... He was so moved by it. He loved it. 720 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,400 And he just loved the story of Mike and Claire. 721 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,280 And so I took the opportunity - I said, 722 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,720 "Ah, guys, I'd love to come round and have a cuppa or something." 723 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,200 And they were like... Neil's like, 724 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,680 "OK, yeah, all right." 725 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,200 And then I didn't hear from Neil any more. 726 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,080 And Katie obviously takes her phone and goes, 727 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,760 "You know we're in Colorado?" 728 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,720 I went, "OK, yeah, no, I'd still like to come for a cuppa." 729 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,600 And she was like, "You... So I guess you want to stay the night." 730 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,880 And I'm like, "That'd be great." 731 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,440 LAUGHTER 732 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,880 And she's like, "OK". 733 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,480 So we went there and their son Jesse was there, 734 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,200 and Neil came out and he came 735 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,800 up to me and he grabbed me and he goes, "You did good, kid." 736 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,280 Aww! Aww! And he was emotional about it. 737 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:02,760 And so I stayed the night, and at dinner time, Neil Diamond - 738 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,320 Neil Diamond - goes, "Want to do some karaoke?" 739 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,240 I'm like, "Hell, yeah." 740 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,480 So we did karaoke. And he's... 741 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,920 Yes. Oh. And the first song that Neil sang... 742 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,760 Yeah, at one point, he put his arm around 743 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,680 and he kissed me on the forehead, and he sang I Dreamed A Dream. 744 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,880 No! And I said, "Why are you singing I Dreamed A Dream?" 745 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,120 And he goes, "That's such a pretty tune." 746 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,240 A pretty tune? And he sang it so beautifully. 747 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,440 And then we sang Can't Help Falling In Love With You. 748 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,280 And then we sang Sweet Caroline. Of course you did. 749 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,920 Yeah. And a funny fact about the Diamond household... 750 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,560 This is a true story. 751 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,640 Anyone who says "so good" in the Diamond household, 752 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,120 two other people have to say... BOTH: "So good, so good." 753 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,800 Took me a second to work it out. It happened to me, too. 754 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,560 Like, I'm sitting there, I go, "Oh, God, it was so good." 755 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,120 And you hear someone go, "So good, so good." 756 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,400 And you're like... 757 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,840 And then finally I was like, "Do you guys say that?" 758 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,120 And she's like, "Oh, yeah. Every time someone says "so good", 759 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,120 "It's so good, so..." Yeah. 760 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,400 Play that game at home, you're going to realise how often you say it. 761 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,280 It gets old real quick. 762 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,800 APPLAUSE 763 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,200 And, Jacinda, gorgeous to see you. Well, do you know what? 764 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,760 It's just lovely to have a New Zealander 765 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,760 on the sofa rather than on the red chair 766 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,320 telling a vile story. I will admit that when your 767 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,920 producer called, I did clarify which seat I would be in. 768 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,080 Yeah, it feels like it's part of National Service in New Zealand. 769 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,480 You must go abroad and tell a story about shitting yourself. 770 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,160 When you leave we check your passport. 771 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720 We check that you've got a good set of yarns. 772 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,520 But it's something... Yeah, it's something about New Zealanders. 773 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,840 They do tell a good...a good yarn. They really do. 774 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,520 And, they, you know, they're shameless, as well. 775 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,680 There's that. 776 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,560 And, Kate, there's a kind of New Zealand connection 777 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,920 because you started your film career in New Zealand. 778 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,320 Yes, I did, I did. 779 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,720 The first film I ever did, when I was 17 years old, 780 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,600 was filmed in New Zealand, directed by Peter Jackson. 781 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,880 We were just backstage saying, 782 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,840 we're going to end up talking about Peter Jackson. 783 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,160 Well, we are, because before politics came a-callin', 784 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,480 you tried to work with Peter Jackson, didn't you, Jacinda? 785 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,760 I guess technically I did. 786 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,040 I auditioned for... Did you actually? I did audition... 787 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,440 JACINDA LAUGHS 788 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,040 Brilliant! Half of New Zealand auditioned just to be... 789 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,320 Just to be... 790 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,880 And half of New Zealand starred, except for me. 791 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,200 I did not get the call back. What was it? Too tall? 792 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,040 What was the problem? That's what I told myself. 793 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,680 I auditioned to be an extra, um, as a hobbit. 794 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,120 LAUGHTER 795 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,920 Because I lived... I grew up quite close to Hobbiton, 796 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,600 where they did all the filming. 797 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,360 It's not a real place. It isn't. 798 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,200 New Zealanders believe it exists. I also believe it exists. 799 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,320 Well, you're wrong. I know. 800 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,400 I think it would have been fun 801 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,840 if there was just one tall hobbit in the background. 802 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,120 As I recall, 803 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:48,600 they had a 5'7" little, you know, ruler against the doorway. 804 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,040 And as I walked in, I just... 805 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,880 Yeah. A little bit... A little bit of limbo. 806 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,400 I did a little limbo and then I got as far as the forms. 807 00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,800 And I do remember they asked, can you ride a horse bareback? 808 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,920 And can you joust? 809 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,880 Uh, and I could ride bareback because New Zealand. 810 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,040 Um, but the jousting I fell shy on. 811 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,320 I don't remember any jousting in that film. 812 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,800 There wasn't. 813 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,960 Obviously nobody... Everyone went, "No". Just on my form. 814 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,120 "I needed at least two." Yeah. 815 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,800 Now, Alan, I have to say huge congratulations 816 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,200 on Celebrity Traitors. 817 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,080 Oh! I mean, it was amazing. 818 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,080 APPLAUSE 819 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,400 Oh, there you are. 820 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,280 I love that picture. 821 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,560 I love it. 822 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,240 I did some extra filming 823 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,640 for it and they went, "Oh, Alan, do the face." 824 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,600 When I put... That's my face, that's not a face. 825 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,920 LAUGHTER 826 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,920 And I knew, cos I watched the first episode 827 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,040 and my phone was pinging and, like, you know, 828 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,520 when you're in the middle aisle at Lidl, 829 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,600 when you're going to Greggs for the last sausage roll, 830 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,720 I was being...manipulated. 831 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,320 And I was saying to you backstage, 832 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,920 it's that thing, you know, you're on television a lot... Mm! 833 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,800 ..and so you kind of think, "I am known." 834 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,160 But then being the star of the biggest show, 835 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,840 the most talked-about show, it must feel different. 836 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,120 Yeah. I mean, people go, "Oh, Alan, isn't he funny?" 837 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:15,200 I've been on telly for 25 years - I must have been awful! 838 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,000 You know the funny thing? And they never kept it in. 839 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,320 And I just felt really proud 840 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,480 just, like, outwitting all these clever people. 841 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,040 And Stephen Fry was at the round table and he went, 842 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,000 "You think... Who can the traitors be? 843 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,680 "Now, remember the Cambridge spies? They were flamboyant. 844 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,560 "They were camp. They were out there, but no-one spotted them." 845 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,520 And I was obviously going, "Mm, I know!" 846 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,480 LAUGHTER 847 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,320 And are you... Are you tired of it yet or are you still... Sick of it. 848 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,120 You say sick of it. Oh, I know what you... Yeah. 849 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,800 We've got a clip of you out and about in Soho. 850 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,560 "Oh, please don't talk to me about Celebrity Traitors." 851 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,760 Traitors! 852 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,920 Fuck you, Faithfuls. 853 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,680 And when it pulls back, we'll see. He's even got the lamp. 854 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,600 LAUGHTER 855 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,680 APPLAUSE 856 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,680 Nice to see you all. Leave the guests alone, Miriam. Sorry! 857 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,160 Miriam, are you paying homage to Where's Wally? 858 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,920 Why the scarf? 859 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,160 It's Arsenal! Arsenal. Oh! 860 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,160 CHEERING 861 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,680 You've heard of Arsenal? Oh, I have. 862 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,240 Certainly the first part. 863 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,720 LAUGHTER 864 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,800 The thing is, I want to join the working classes, 865 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,800 and I'm so middle class, you know? I can't help it. 866 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,440 But Arsenal is working class. OK. 867 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,200 And I thought if I support Arsenal, 868 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,160 you know, people will accept me. 869 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,800 There's nothing like a scarf over sequins to suggest working class. 870 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,080 THEY LAUGH 871 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,800 It's lovely to see you, Miriam. Glenn Close, I was saying about... 872 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,360 I feel like you're a frequent guest. 873 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,760 You haven't been here for, what, 18 years? 18 years! Yes! 874 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,720 What did you do to her the first time?! 875 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,480 Nothing bad happened, I don't think. 876 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,080 But now, is it true you nearly worked with Miriam? 877 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,200 Yes. Don't you remember? 878 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,160 Yes, I do. Well, it was... You phoned me. 879 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,560 I think it was Albert Nobbs. 880 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,120 Yes. Albert Nobbs, that's right. Yes. The movie Albert Nobbs 881 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,320 that we shot in Dublin, and I was dying for you to play 882 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,120 the hotel proprietor. And why didn't I? What happened? I don't know! 883 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,520 You would have been marvellous! 884 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,440 I would have loved to have done that. Yes. 885 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,240 It's a beautiful piece of work. Thank you. 886 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,680 And I really admire you. 887 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,680 You know, I don't admire all those people in Hollywood. 888 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,560 But you, I do. I don't live in Hollywood, and I never have. 889 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,560 You work there. You know, we all work there sometimes. 890 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,240 Yeah. But you're a class act, darling. 891 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,760 Oh, my goodness. Glenn Class, I would say. 892 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,640 Well, fair, yes. Right? 893 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,400 Glenn Class. Glenn Class. 894 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,440 I mean that. I mean that. Thank you. It's a first-time welcome to 895 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,960 Alexander Skarsgard. 896 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,760 Um, so, hello. Hello. Hello. And now, here's an odd thing. 897 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,320 I think you know Miriam. 898 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,680 Uh... No, you don't. 899 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,720 What's that about? I clearly made a strong 900 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,160 impression on Miriam when we met. What... 901 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,440 Well, I... 902 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,160 We have actually met, yes. Uh... 903 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:22,480 I believe you own or used to own a condo in Santa Monica. 904 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,560 Is that correct? I did, yes. Yes. Yes. 905 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,560 Were you looking to rent out a room in that at one point? 906 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,440 This would have been, like, almost... 907 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,600 When I was coming back to England, yeah. OK. 908 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,960 What were you doing there? 909 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,440 Well, I was... You were... 910 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,080 Because you were going back to shoot, was it Harry Potter, maybe? 911 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,560 Yeah, I think so. Yep. And it was an ad. 912 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,040 I was looking for a room to rent. I was... 913 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,440 And why didn't you take it? Well... 914 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,440 LAUGHTER 915 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,240 Tell her! Tell her! Uh-oh. Was it not clean or something? 916 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,600 No. It was incredibly... It's a gorgeous apartment 917 00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:00,960 and I remember that you were very charming and I... 918 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,400 And expensive? No, I don't think it was that. 919 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,120 I think it was... I think, in hindsight, I probably 920 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:10,800 misread the cues, but I felt a strong...sexual connection. 921 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,920 And I think that... 922 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,840 Still now. 923 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,800 We should go. Again, it was probably... 924 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,280 I probably misread the cues, 925 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,520 but I felt this could potentially get messy 926 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,120 if I rent a room in this apartment. 927 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:27,880 If I'm... If I'm your tenant... Darling, I'm 84 and gay! 928 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,880 And I've been with my partner for 58 years. 929 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,720 Again, I... I probably misread the situation. 930 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:39,400 Wow. But, er... You're talking through your bottom! 931 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,480 But, no, it is. I was actually there 932 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,720 and I do remember that we had a lovely afternoon, 933 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:49,160 which you obviously don't remember, but it was, um, it was... 934 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,880 That bit's true, Miriam. He did spend the afternoon there. 935 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,400 A lovely afternoon? Yes. Nicola. 936 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,680 Hello! Have you nearly worked with Miriam or nearly lived with her? 937 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,720 LAUGHTER 938 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,720 Yes. 939 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,000 Miriam, I'm your daughter. 940 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,000 Wouldn't that be wonderful? Not yet. And I am your father. 941 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,880 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 942 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,480 Oh, my God! Happy family. 943 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,440 That was lovely. I'm your aunt! 944 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,640 Seth, before the talk show, in America, 945 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,560 you were very famous because of, of course, Saturday Night Live. 946 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,760 Yeah. There you are, doing The Weekend Update. 947 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,640 With my friend Amy Poehler. Amy Poehler. 948 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,440 Kate was on when I was on the show. Oh, my God. I was... 949 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,720 Can I just say, when I was on, it was absolutely terrifying. I think 950 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,240 it's terrifying for everybody. Am I allowed to quickly tell the story? 951 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,400 Yeah! Even though this is totally unplanned. 952 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,000 No, go. When I was on, 953 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,000 it was the week after Ashlee Simpson was done for lip-syncing, right? 954 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,400 I'm then on with Eminem, OK? 955 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400 I was doing publicity for a film called Finding Neverland 956 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,920 at the time, and Johnny Depp and I had to miss the Wednesday rehearsal 957 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,360 because we had to go to Chicago and talk to Oprah. And I'm thinking, 958 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,440 "Oh, my God, what's the opening monologue going to be?" 959 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,040 I get to Wednesday night, come back from the Oprah thing, still 960 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,840 they're, like, "Well, we're just, you know, trying to figure it out." 961 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,800 I'm like, "Just, please, tell me. It's, you know, 962 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,560 "it's a couple of days away. Just what you going to have me do?" 963 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,680 The next day, I go in and they're like, "Can you sing?" 964 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,640 And I said, "A little, you know, ish, kind of." 965 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,520 "Do you dance?" I'm like, "I mean, yeah, like..." "Do you tap dance?" 966 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,720 I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, I do." They're like, "Perfect!" 967 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,440 I'm like, "So what's the opening monologue?" 968 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,520 "We'll get back to you." 969 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,200 I'm like, "Oh, my God! "Now what's happening to me?! 970 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,040 "This is absolutely terrible." They gave me 24 hours to learn... 971 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,800 # Nothing's impossible I have found for when... # 972 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,280 I'm tap dancing and singing fully live the week after 973 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,840 the whole Ashlee Simpson thing. 974 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,600 And also, I have to say something else - 975 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,720 and this is a story I've never, never told - 976 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,120 Eminem asked me to shave his bottom. 977 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,680 LAUGHTER 978 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,600 There's always... Mwah! 979 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,480 There's always like a poo, bum theme for me when I come on this show. 980 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,560 Was it... Was it with a hand-held razor? 981 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,840 Well, he did, he said, "Would you shave my butt?" And I said, 982 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,640 "I'm sorry, I don't... I don't do personal grooming." Like, what?! 983 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,560 I'm not going to go with a Bic and get your crack, love! 984 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,400 I was... Honestly, that's my... Never told that story before 985 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,160 ever in my life in public! There you go! 986 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 987 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,200 And can I say... Should have said yes. 988 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,360 Well, the door is open. No! Should have said yes. 989 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,240 Non, non, non, non. When she said no, I did say yes. 990 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,960 No, you didn't! No. 991 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,960 I was early in the show. I would do anything. 992 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,480 But here's the thing, it does sort of run 993 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,400 in the Cranston family, the not-liking-clothes thing. 994 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,400 Oh! Tell us about your uncle Bob. Oh! 995 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,080 Well, Bob is indeed my uncle. Yeah. 996 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,000 Um... 997 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,000 LAUGHTER 998 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,160 That's very good. I'd like to... High five. 999 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,400 That was good! Excellent. Bob's your uncle. 1000 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,720 We should say... We should say late, late uncle. Oh. 1001 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,000 He's my late uncle. Late uncle. 1002 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:52,040 He's passed on. But he was a...a nudist. Oh! 1003 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,360 Yeah. Uncle Bob was a nudist. And... 1004 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,480 That's the first line of a play! 1005 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,320 And, you know, he was... 1006 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,800 He was in his 90s when he passed away, 1007 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,480 and he was... Still naked. ..still naked! 1008 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,720 And I used to go visit him - of course, in Florida, 1009 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,240 where all nudist colonies are. Of course in Florida! 1010 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,160 Listen, I was born in Florida, and you've never seen me naked. 1011 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,840 LAUGHTER 1012 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,520 You paused for a second. Like, "Wait..." 1013 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,520 "Wait, wait, wait, wait... I think." 1014 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,080 Yes. Not all nudists come from Florida. I think I sent 1015 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,920 the producers a photograph or two. Wait a minute. Oh, no. 1016 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,160 So, is this... Is this really a picture of your uncle Bob? 1017 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:35,160 My real uncle Bob in a... I think I sent it somewhere. 1018 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,680 You did. This is the picture of Uncle Bob. 1019 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,120 No! 1020 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,040 LAUGHTER 1021 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,040 I can only apologise. I... 1022 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,560 I see the resemblance. Is that real?! 1023 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,480 I mean... Rachel said, "I see the resemblance." 1024 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,200 I see the resemblance! It's there! 1025 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,320 How dare you. I'm sorry. It was right there. 1026 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,200 It's not only Bob, it's bits and bobs, isn't it? 1027 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,520 Also... 1028 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,840 ..of all the things you've chosen to wear, you went with a hat? 1029 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,440 Well, it was to protect him from the sun. 1030 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,920 And I, you know... He wanted to go to the lake there 1031 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,640 and I'd go visit him and I... He said, 1032 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,880 "I'll bring a chair for you." And I said, "Look, Bob, 1033 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,000 "I'm not going to go naked. 1034 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,520 "I'm just not going to do that." Or sit on the chair! 1035 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,040 And he brought a chair. He said, "Take that chair." 1036 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,760 And I brought the chair and he decided... I thought we were 1037 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,880 going to sit side by side, look at... No. 1038 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,840 No, he comes around and the chair 1039 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,000 I had sat about this level, 1040 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,680 so I was like... 1041 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,680 LAUGHTER 1042 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,040 I'm like, "I can't..." Too good! 1043 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1044 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,880 Excellent! 1045 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,240 Listen, we move on to Domhnall Gleeson's latest work. 1046 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,160 It's a very funny new sitcom. It's called The Paper. 1047 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,480 Can I just say, Domhnall is magnetic in that show. 1048 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,680 I just I love it. I love that, I love that show. 1049 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,600 I want to say to you, I'm so happy it's coming back. 1050 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,040 And his character is like... It's so good. ..the loveliest, 1051 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,080 most romanticising character. He, like, romanticises his life. 1052 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,000 And it's really sweet and beautiful. 1053 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,440 And also, I don't think that you just sound American, 1054 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,120 you seem American. Yeah, so good. Like you are American. 1055 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,000 You have to leave... You have to leave that in the show. 1056 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,080 Our viewer numbers are about to skyrocket. 1057 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,880 Thank you, Taylor Swift, very, very much. Thank you. 1058 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,680 And thank you, Cillian. 1059 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1060 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,480 Thank you, everybody. Thank you, Cillian. 1061 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,320 APPLAUSE CONTINUES 1062 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,480 He started it. Thank you. 1063 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,120 Can I also say, it's just worth watching for 1064 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,520 Domhnall's dancing alone. 1065 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,160 Right? Yes, absolutely. 1066 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,960 Yeah. I'm hoping to get in a Taylor Swift music video. 1067 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,480 Yeah. I'm hoping. There you go. Yeah. 1068 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1069 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,200 And because you're here, Taylor, I've got to ask you. 1070 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,760 Next... Is next year the wedding year? 1071 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,320 Is that when it's happening? Oh, you'll know. 1072 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,760 So you're going big? 1073 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,600 I just... Meaning that I was going to invite you to it. 1074 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,840 CHEERING 1075 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,960 I've got to go! 1076 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,040 If you're inviting me, it's very big. 1077 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,160 It's huge! 1078 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,160 LAUGHTER 1079 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,320 I think I can see Taylor. 1080 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,560 Well, I'm sure it'll be a fabulous day. 1081 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,320 Are you in the middle of planning it all now? 1082 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:26,000 No. I just am doing the album thing now, which is a big thing. Yes. 1083 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,640 And then, I think the... 1084 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,600 I think the wedding is what happens after that 1085 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,360 in the scheme of the planning. 1086 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,560 But... But I'm really... I'm, you know, I'm so excited about it. 1087 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,800 I'm just like... I know it's going to be fun to plan, 1088 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,960 because I think the only stressful weddings are 1089 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,440 the ones where you have a small amount 1090 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,120 and people are on the bubble. Yeah. Right? 1091 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,840 Yes. And you have to evaluate or assess your relationship 1092 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,280 with them to see if they should be there. 1093 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,240 Yeah. I'm not going to do that. OK! 1094 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,200 This is why you're invited. Anyone I've ever talked to... 1095 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,440 Thanks, Greta! Yeah. "There's no bubble. 1096 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,360 "You'll be there." 1097 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,360 LAUGHTER 1098 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,720 I'll take it. No, it's like, 1099 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,800 "Oh, we have to have hung out eight times." 1100 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,360 It's, like, you're on the bubble. 1101 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:14,680 Yeah. We've hung out five times. We don't have to think about it. 1102 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,200 It's going to be fun. I shouldn't have said any of that. 1103 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:21,000 Well, listen, seriously, we just wish you all the best. 1104 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,960 Thank you so much. And have a lovely, lovely day. Thanks. 1105 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,360 Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Swift! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE