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Hey, it's Rebel Wilson,
and I would like to welcome
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you to the Graham Norton Show.
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Hello, good evening.
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We're great.
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You're all so welcome to the show.
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And hello to our virtual audience,
watching from home!
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Hello!
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Oh, there you all are.
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In case any of you are wondering,
I am allowed to be
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here in the studio -
it's seven miles from
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my home and I cycled.
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Yes, Boris was spotted cycling seven
miles from Downing Street.
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And you think why would
he cycle so far from home?
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Oh, that's right,
he's got a new baby.
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Here's Boris, out riding - a bike.
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Not wearing a safety
helmet in that picture.
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Just to be fair, can we please see
a picture of Boris with a helmet?
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There he is.
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The helmet, see?
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The helmet.
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So, who have we got
on the show tonight?
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With me here in the studio,
it's Scottish comedian gone global,
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Daniel Sloss is here.
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Bafta-winning actor and director
Noel Clarke is here.
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And she's the reigning queen
of British television, Keeley Hawes.
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Shortly, we'll be joined
by the director of The Sixth Sense,
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Split and Unbreakable,
M Night Shyamalan will be here.
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Fresh from their Mexican adventure
together, SAS hard man Ant Middleton
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and Hollywood star Rebel Wilson
will be joining us.
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Plus we'll have music right
here in the studio from the fabulous
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Jake Bugg everyone.
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It must be the hardest gig
of their lives, just
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the four of us going "Vvery
good, very good."
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Listen, lovely to have you all.
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A couple of first timers.
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You've been here before,
Keeley, obviously.
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I have, I can't stop.
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I know, you're dizzy,
been round the block so many times.
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But we always look for connections
between the guests, and I don't know
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if you know this, but Keeley and
Noel are both Doctor Who survivors.
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But not at the same time, right?
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No, no, I think I was there before.
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Who was your Doctor Who?
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Chris Ecclestone and
then David Tennant.
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Oh, OK, no.
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Peter Capaldi.
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Oh, Johnny come lately.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Because you were Billie Piper's
boyfriend, but then you
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survived her demise.
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Yes, the wonderful Mickey Smith.
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Oh, God, you remember your name.
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Just about.
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That's very good.
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And you have a daily
reminder you were in
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Doctor Who in your house,
have you not?
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Yes I do.
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I have a Cyberman helmet.
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I think you posted a picture
of the Cyberman helmet.
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There it is.
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So is that hanging
on a wall or something?
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No, I literally was on my hands
and knees, with my bum in the air
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like The Truman Show,
trying to get that picture.
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Was that to put it on eBay?
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"I want a nice no shadow shot."
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100%, you know.
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Lockdown's tough on everyone.
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Lockdown's tough on everyone so I'm
just preparing my eBay picture.
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Is it wearable?
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It is wearable.
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It's the proper helmet.
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They did an extra one
for my birthday, or so they say,
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of the original run,
and that was it, so it
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is actually wearable.
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Have you ever answered like the door
with it, or like worn it
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during sex or something?
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I've only ever wore it for the Mrs
but we won't talk about that.
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Whose cyber now?
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Delete.
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Because you were proper big baddie.
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I was a big brief baddie, yes.
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Did you nick anything?
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I think, I nicked a,
a little name plate,
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that I just had on my desk.
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I don't know where it is any more.
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I know, the bin I imagine.
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Daniel, you haven't been
in something like Doctor Who,
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but you do have nerd merch
in your house.
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Yeah.
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Was it your grandfather
started you young?
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When I was 13 my grandparents had
this thing like once you're 13
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you're an adult so we'll buy
you an adult present
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and like my cousins asked
for like charm bracelets
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and I was heavy into Lord
of the Rings, so they bought
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me one of the swords.
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But like, here's
a picture of the sword.
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It's a real sword.
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That's metal, right?
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Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, like it's not
sharpened on the sides,
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but you could definitely stab
someone with it, and they gave
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it to a 13-year-old.
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Like just with glee on their face,
like it's what he wanted.
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Like we're from the Highlands,
this will suit him perfectly.
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You weren't in Washington DC last
week, by any chance were you?
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LAUGHTER.
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But that's not the only thing
you have in your house,
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tell us what you have?
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I have a life-sized
replica of a velociraptor.
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I believe we have a picture
of you with the velociraptor.
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Now that has a whiff
of charity auction to me.
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Drink taken and a charity auction.
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He is a rescue.
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There was a theme park in France
that was going to bin it,
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and I was like, I can't,
that's the most upsetting thing I've
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heard so we had him brought over
and he's in our garden now.
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Thankfully he's been
tagged and spayed.
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No, he is quite tame,
because he's handy round the house,
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here he is doing a bit
of light cleaning.
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And then there's something
like this picture,
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I love you got him to do this.
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This is clever.
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Look at that.
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We saved him from
France, he has to...
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Of course he does.
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Very good.
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Now we begin tonight
with the new drama thriller
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from Keeley Hawes, Finding Alice.
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It kicks off this
Sunday on ITV1 at 9pm.
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And this is the perfect
Sunday night drama.
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It's got kind of all
those things you want.
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Let's hope.
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So tell us about it.
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You're Alice, the rest.
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Yes, I play Alice,
Finding Alice, and basically,
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we start our story the first night
in this dream house,
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dream smart house, which has been
built by Alice's husband Harry,
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for her and their
daughter, Charlotte.
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And on the first night in this
house, Harry tragically falls downs
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the stairs and dies.
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Did you do it?
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Pardon me?
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Did you do it?
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Saved hours, hasn't it.
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So, and it's basically the
unravelling, you know,
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that happens after something
like that, a sudden death
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occurs, and so, yeah.
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We have a clip, this is the morning
after said fall on stairs,
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and you're talking with your parents
and parents-in-law.
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It's very dark in here.
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Curtains.
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Open.
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They're stuck.
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I'll figure it out.
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It's a smart house.
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Not that smart.
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What is a smart house?
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Have you thought about the funeral?
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They get very booked up.
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The sooner you can
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You're probably right.
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We can't do anything
until the postmortem
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and the probable inquest.
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What?
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Why?
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Because they think I killed him.
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No, they don't.
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It's normal for an accidental death.
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So he just fell down the stairs?
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Oh, don't you start!
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Oh...
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He must have lost his bearings.
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No bannisters, which is ridiculous.
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Why didn't you have bannisters?
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Harry didn't really like them.
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Very good.
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And now, Keeley Hawes,
that is worth the price
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of admission alone, but no,
because you are sort of one
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of the co-creators of this,
you're one of the producers of this.
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I am, I am.
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It's been quite a journey,
with Covid thrown into
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the middle of shooting.
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You nearly done it and I think
was it five weeks?
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We were five weeks away
from shooting, from wrapping.
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So is it just like lots of long
shots because the camera couldn't
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do close ups any more.
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It's like this, it's
basically like this,
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every drama from now
on is like this.
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So we had five weeks left to shoot,
which we were on location,
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happily because it is easier
to shoot outside and, you know,
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in bigger areas obviously with more
room, but we managed
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it, so we locked down in March,
along with everybody else and then
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we picked up at the end of last year
and turned it around.
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But didn't you have to do
some intimate scenes?
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I mean, people have,
I don't know if you guys
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have done any filming...
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During lockdown.
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And a lot the soaps I think have
used perspex screens
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which I think must be very odd.
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We didn't do that, we,
one thing we did do,
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was I did have a scene,
we were outside, happily,
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and I had a kind of scene
where I had to get a little bit,
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it is a bit spoilery,
but I had to get a little bit
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intimate with another character
and get closer than you're really
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able to, and someone had
the brilliant idea of bringing
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in this actor's poor wife,
and putting a wig on her,
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and doubling her for me,
so I, so I go up to this
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point in the scene,
where I have to move closer.
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And then he kisses his wife.
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And I step to the side
and his wife steps in,
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and I just stand there
at the side, like this.
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Just looking, you know,
really awkward, and so they have
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this moment and then I just step
back in and carry
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on shooting the scene.
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Yeah, we didn't do that, on mine
they just tested us rigorously.
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And they tested us.
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Like every second day, you know,
so I was literally gagging
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and by the end of it
I was like typing away
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on the laptop, finger up the nose.
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Just like so many, it
didn't bother me by then.
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Constantly, everybody's
constantly being tested.
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You know, they really feel like...
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Plus I'm a different race
to the person's partner so that
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probably would have been an issue.
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More than a wig.
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Can you imagine that.
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Something odd just happened.
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Continuity, very odd.
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Do you know think that was
a bit gutting for him?
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Like he gets to go on set and he's
like today's the day I get to kiss
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Keeley fucking Hawes,
this is great.
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And then it's "Your wife's here."
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She's what?
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For the whole scene?
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And you know damn well his wife
didn't want to kiss him as well.
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APPLAUSE.
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What is good is acting filming
is getting up and going,
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stand up is a much bigger challenge
in these times but you have managed
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to do some very strange gigs.
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Yes, there was like, January,
February I managed to go
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to America, do some shows
there and I was looking forward
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to going on tour and then
obviously this all happened,
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and then my first gig
back was in a car park.
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These are the drivein...
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The drivein gigs, and I think
what they did was, you know,
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they look at the American
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drive in cinemas where it is big
pick-up truck, it's a big cinema,
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it's a sunny day, like it's night,
the sun setting
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and people open up their wine boxes
in the back and we are from
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Brent Cross, between two
motorways with 300 cars.
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And we've got a picture
of the car park.
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LAUGHTER.
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LAUGHTER.
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Is that your audience,
you're playing to that?
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You can't tell from this photo
but I am smashing that gig.
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Like I am, it's, it's...
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It's like someone's putting
their bags in the boot there.
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LAUGHTER.
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Because obviously it's big,
like it's into the radios
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and from inside the car people
were really enjoying it,
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because it's you, your mum,
your dad and your friends,
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and you're just drinking together,
not the driver obviously.
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No.
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But you're listening to the radio
and it's like a live sort of podcast
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but the only way they can laugh
or show their approval
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is by honking their horns.
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So, like, it's the weirdest
noise in the world.
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You do a joke and there's
like blah, blah, blah, blah.
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But by the end of it,
when we were with driving back up
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to Scotland the next day,
any time we got honked
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I was like "Thanks, man."
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LAUGHTER.
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Right, time for our first
remote chat tonight.
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They're the unlikely pairing
in the latest episode
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of Straight Talking -
it's Royal Marine-turned-interviewer
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Ant Middleton and the Hollywood star
of Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids,
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Rebel Wilson.
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APPLAUSE.
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There they are.
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You're so lazy, Ant.
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You're so lazy.
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I know.
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Do you know what I feel
like I haven't put the
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effort in now.
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I feel really bad.
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Thanks Rebel.
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You have to be exercising
and you've also got to be
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hydrating.
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LAUGHTER.
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I love 2021 so far.
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So reassuring.
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This is to you, Rebel.
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Cheers guys.
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Cheers.
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Whoa!
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Rebel, we've seen all the pictures
in the papers, but it's
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clearly true.
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You look fabulous.
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I mean, yeah, thanks.
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I'm just having a really
healthy lifestyle.
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It's just every time I turn
on the news I'm just like, yeah.
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Life is great.
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It's what you want.
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OK.
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I feel like Ant's hand is going to
come into the side and rip it out.
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I feel like he's just
doing kegels off camera.
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The other way, the other way.
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There you go.
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So, you are here together
because Ant Middleton and
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Rebel Wilson: Straight Talking.
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It's sort of a long
form interview in the
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wilds of Mexico.
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Is that the best way to describe it?
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Yes, what it's designed
to do, it's designed to
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take them out of their comfort zone,
take them out of their bubble,
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especially someone like Rebel,
the paps on them 24/7, she can't go
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anywhere without being hassled,
so this is the prime,
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the prime time to
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really take her out into the wild...
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Yeah.
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I've got her for three days,
now three days is a long time to
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interview someone.
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Oh yeah.
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So I've got enough
time to really dig
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deep and find out who she really is.
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Because Rebel, being interviewed
is one thing but Ant is trained
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in interrogation techniques
and thing, were you going into it
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seriously were you nervous
he would kind of worm things out
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in interrogation techniques
and things, were you going into it
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seriously, were you nervous
he would kind of worm things out
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of you that you never
intended to say?
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Well, Graham, I never
knew about that before.
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They only told me
that when I got into
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the Mexican wilderness and I'm
like what, he's trained
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in interrogation techniques,
should I have practised
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Water Boarding or like, I was down
for the adventure, really, and then
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I found out about the interrogating
and, you know, all the dangerous
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stuff later.
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It was too late by then
Rebel, wasn't it.
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It was too late.
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You were like, listen, it's done,
three day just went and you gave up
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all your secrets.
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Because, Noel Clarke here,
you've been doing SAS
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training, haven't you?
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I did a tiny little bit of SAS
training, because I've got a movie
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coming out called SAS
Red Notice, yeah.
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I recognise the face.
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Hi, mate.
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It's an Andy McNab film.
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He said young guys were quite soft
and weren't as tough as his lot.
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Listen, they're past it, mate.
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They're past it!
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Don't shoot the messenger.
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Don't take out the messenger.
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I'm just saying.
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I'm glad this is a Zoom.
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I think, if Ant was here,
you wouldn't be saying that.
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No, because Andy told me I could
probably take Ant out as well.
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No, wait, it's what Andy told me.
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I'm just saying.
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Ant's backstage!
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The challenge is on now.
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He's frozen now.
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He's terrified, oh!
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Keeley, you've played
loads of detectives.
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Have you learnt skills?
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Well, I suppose I have
done lots of running
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around in high heels.
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I can do that.
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I can run really, really fast
in a pair of high heels.
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That's a skill.
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That's a skill for sure.
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I tried it.
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I fell right over.
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I can do it.
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Graham knows what I'm talking about.
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Listen, we've got a clip.
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Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson:
Straight Talking - it's available
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now on Sky On Demand and NowTV.
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Here's a clip.
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Ant, that was you.
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That was you.
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Jesus!
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Don't do that, Ant.
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I can't see any sharks.
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I know.
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Shall we go back to the boat?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Come on.
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After 45 minutes, it's
1-0 to the sharks,
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but I'm not giving up.
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I really want Rebel
to have this experience,
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so all we can do now is wait...
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and wait...
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and wait.
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LAUGHTER.
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How long did you have to wait?
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We waited for three hours,
but it was quite funny
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because myself and Rebel fell asleep
on the back of the boat,
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and it was quite surreal.
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They didn't manage to catch this
bit, but I remember waking up
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and you know when you fall asleep
and you sort of get in a comfy
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position, and we had both
got into this position.
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I looked over and Rebel
was spooning me.
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I think I woke her up
with my snoring.
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I just looked around to make sure
there were no cameras
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and I sort of shot up and was,
right, the shark's here,
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acting all cool and hard.
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But two minutes ago, we were
spooning together, fast asleep.
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I thought to myself,
thank God the cameras
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didn't capture that.
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Yeah, but I will say,
Graham, the only reason
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I got in that water...
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That water was disgusting,
because Ant was chumming it up,
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putting in all these dead fishes
and guts and everything in the water
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to try and attract the sharks.
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Then I got desperate to go
to the toilet because it had been
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hours, and that was the only reason
why I got in that water.
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OK.
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That might be why the
sharks didn't show up.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Daniel Sloss, are you
an outdoorsy person?
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Would you do this?
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No, I'd go swimming with sharks.
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I like the fact that Ant
considered 1-0 to the sharks
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when they didn't turn up.
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1-0 to the shark is when
you've got no legs leg!
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But, Rebel, you clearly went for it.
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You posted this picture
of a very serious injury.
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It does look slightly
like your nipple has
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slipped out, but that's...
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LAUGHTER.
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OK, no, basically, with Ant,
we did all these crazy,
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dangerous things, but basically that
injury in that photo happened
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the day after we'd finished filming.
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When I left her.
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I was very safe with Ant but then
what happened is I had to go
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to the beach to take some hot
photos for Instagram.
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It's not every day you're in Mexico.
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So I went and then a freak wave came
up and knocked my friend's
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handbag into the air,
which had her passport
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and her wallet, so I went
running in Baywatch-style
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to save the handbag,
and I got hit against the rocks.
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So that injury you can see is I got
all scraped down my left-hand side
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and all bruised ribs.
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Basically, Ant protected me
and we were totally fine,
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even though we did the most
dangerous things, but taking
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hot Instagram photos
on beach was my downfall.
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Were you able to at
least get the passport?
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Yeah, we got the passport
and we put paper towels
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in between the pages
and it was fine.
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Survival expert Rebel Wilson.
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Very good.
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Rebel and Ant, it's lovely
to talk to you both.
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I'm glad you're still good friends.
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Good luck with your episode
of Straight Talking.
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Ant Middleton and Rebel
Wilson, everybody!
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Thanks, guys.
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APPLAUSE.
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Talking of fitness, Noel Clarke
here, you were a personal trainer.
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I was, yeah, an instructor
and personal trainer.
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Indeed, yes, for many years.
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And you were kind of
spotted in that gym?
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I was.
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That's how I got into acting.
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I mean, I always wanted to do
acting, but I was in that gym just
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scrubbing the sweat off machines
like a diligent worker,
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because in between training people
you have to keep the gym clean.
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And that's sort of where
I was found, as it were.
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I think this is amazing.
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So, you get some jobs and do some
stuff for Channel 4,
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you're doing other jobs,
but like lots of actors
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you're struggling a bit.
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Lots of people do that,
but then you wrote a screenplay...
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Yeah.
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Kidulthood.
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Yes.
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But you got it made!
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I mean, where did the inspiration
for that script come from,
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00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:31,760
and where did the gumption and drive
come from to get it actually made?
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The gumption and drive kind of just
came from working in the gym.
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I've always had that sort
of personality of just, like,
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you know, wanting to work hard
and wanting to achieve stuff,
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and when I was working in the gym,
people would come in in the morning,
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I would make sure the machines
were the cleanest.
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I'd make sure...
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I used to teach spin cycling.
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For those who don't know,
forget peloton, it was Clarke-oton.
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I was on the bike, come on, come on!
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I used to teach the spin cycle and,
to this day, I get messages
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saying my classes were the best,
so shut up.
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That's where the gumption came from.
497
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,920
But I lived in Latimer,
Ladbroke Grove, near Grenfell Tower,
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which is Kensington and Chelsea,
which is Notting Hill.
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And so, you know, I loved my area,
and one day this film comes out
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called Notting Hill -
by the way, I love the movie -
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but I'm like, oh, a film
about my area, about me!
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It represents me!
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I go and watch it...
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00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,600
Ooh, this is going to be good.
505
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:31,840
The girls next to me, I'm like,
you're going to see my area.
506
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,960
It's just a little bit different
to my experience, ever so slightly.
507
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,840
There was a moment when the camera
panned and I was like,
508
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,280
they're going to show my estate.
509
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,480
And it just stopped.
510
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,160
It was like, well, I lived there.
511
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,240
That's not my experience.
512
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,080
So I said, well, I'll
write my experience and see how that
513
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,800
plays out, and it became Kidulthood.
514
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,920
Do you think Hugh Grant did the same
thing when Kidulthood came out?
515
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,080
He was like, wait
till you see my area.
516
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,040
Wait till you see my
wonderfully posh house.
517
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,160
They said that our film did one
thing that that film didn't -
518
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,560
it put a cap on house prices
in Notting Hill.
519
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,960
I was proud of that,
because people were suddenly like,
520
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,640
I don't know if we want to move
there any more.
521
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,800
That is an achievement.
522
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,280
Yeah!
523
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,440
That's when I bought, by the way.
524
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,880
That was clever.
525
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,920
Straight in.
526
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,120
Or was it insider dealing?
527
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:22,360
Yo, bruv, buy, buy, buy!
528
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,600
One of Noel Clarke's most
successful creations is back.
529
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,680
This is yourself and Ashley Walters
returning in Bulletproof.
530
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,720
Yes.
531
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,880
It's out on Sky One
this Wednesday at 9pm.
532
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,720
Also available on NowTV.
533
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,040
And, I mean, this is your baby.
534
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,800
You created it, you got it made
again, but you must be thrilled.
535
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,960
This is a huge hit for Sky.
536
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,400
Yeah, I mean, a massive hit.
537
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,440
We are very proud.
538
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,080
Ashley and I sort of bumped
into each other one day
539
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,720
at an event and was like,
we should probably work together.
540
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,360
And then we went to a coffee
shop the week after,
541
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,240
shooting ideas around,
and came up with this.
542
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,320
I just heard today that series four
has been commissioned
543
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,520
and will be happening.
544
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,200
APPLAUSE.
545
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,720
All aboard the Clarke express!
546
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,760
Buy, buy, buy!
547
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,560
Very proud.
548
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,440
So this is Bulletproof 3,
and this takes you to South Africa.
549
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,480
Yeah.
550
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,160
How does that happen
and what happens?
551
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,040
Well, the characters go
through a lot in season one and two,
552
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,400
for those people that have seen it,
and so we decide that Pike's family,
553
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,600
Ashley Walters's character,
decides they are going to take
554
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,200
a family holiday, and my character,
being the character he is,
555
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,400
is like, well, I'm coming.
556
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,080
If you're going on
holiday, I'm coming.
557
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,000
So he tags along, and they are
on the beach, chilling out,
558
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,840
and something happens on the beach
and they can't help but get
559
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,160
involved, and that takes
them on an adventure
560
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,680
for the next three episodes.
561
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,080
Was it Rebel Wilson running
in to get a passport?
562
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,640
It was, actually.
563
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,520
Now, your description of it there,
that will get bums on seats,
564
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,960
for sure, but I believe this picture
may also draw an audience.
565
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,640
This happened.
566
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,760
LAUGHTER.
567
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,120
That actually happened.
568
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,360
That does actually happen.
569
00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:01,000
It's the Clarke-oton.
570
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,440
Yeah, that does actually happen,
not that particular moment.
571
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,040
That was for the Gram, obviously.
572
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,720
A very unusual free kick wall, that.
573
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,520
Just Messi-style defending.
574
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,560
Well, you know...
575
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,720
Was that why you had
to get into shape?
576
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,400
For Bulletproof,
you do get into shape.
577
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,280
Yes, we do get into shape,
and we did get into shape.
578
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,200
That isn't the reason
we got into shape.
579
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,880
It's a good thing we did though.
580
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,800
What happened, it was in season two,
we were shooting season two
581
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,880
and Ashley and I were there,
chatting away one day, and we did
582
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,240
a take and we were just laughing,
and I was laughing and I looked
583
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,640
at the footage after,
and I had, like, four Hobnobs
584
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,080
at the back of my neck.
585
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,760
And I was like, what are those?
586
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,960
And Ashley was like, yeah,
didn't they tell you?
587
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,080
I'm like, mate, you need
to stop talking, Shrek,
588
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,200
because you're like this.
589
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,800
And then we both looked at each
other and were like,
590
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,880
we're out of shape.
591
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,760
And we went on this health kick
and so, during season two,
592
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,360
for those that have watched it,
I start season two at 13 and a half
593
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:56,760
stone and I ended at just under 11.
594
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,800
Like a backwards lockdown.
595
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,840
Yeah.
596
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,960
The costume lady, it was a nightmare
for her because, by the end,
597
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,360
I looked like I was my son
wearing my clothes.
598
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,560
They were just hanging off.
599
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,680
But I literally lost all that weight
during season two, and Ashley did,
600
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,600
and we got six-packs,
and now it's lockdown,
601
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,800
so it's back to a keg,
but I'll get it back.
602
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,080
Let's watch a clip.
603
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,520
This is yourself and Ashley
as Bishop and Pike,
604
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,320
and you are tracking down a suspect.
605
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,120
Welcome to our church.
606
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,160
Thank you.
607
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,280
Thank you.
608
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,560
Yeah, actually, we were
looking for this guy.
609
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:35,080
Wondered if you recognised him.
610
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,000
Please, this is really important.
611
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,080
Maybe we can give you
something in return.
612
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,960
Hmm, Bish?
613
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,480
Yeah, here.
614
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,520
No.
615
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:54,240
I want your shoes.
616
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,480
You want my shoes.
617
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,440
LAUGHTER.
618
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,080
This kid wants my shoes, yeah?
619
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,120
I know, I know.
620
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,560
Give them to him.
621
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,600
What?
622
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,080
Give him the shoes.
623
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,800
Give him the shoes?
624
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,440
You want me to punch up
this kid in the church?
625
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,080
Want to get arrested for beating up
a boy over trainers?
626
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,120
Please...
627
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,320
Give him the shoes, man.
628
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,760
Can I just have the shoes?
629
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,160
No problem, I don't
care what I have to do.
630
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,680
He ain't getting my shoes.
631
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,760
Baller!
632
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,600
LAUGHTER.
633
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,240
Is it after that scene
the kid also manages to get
634
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,160
all of your clothes off,
and that's why you're both nude?
635
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,800
We chased the ball and mates
are waiting round the corner,
636
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,040
and they take them.
637
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,960
OK, time to meet our
final remote guest.
638
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,560
He's the iconic director of films
such as Unbreakable,
639
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,680
Split and, of course,
The Sixth Sense.
640
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,440
Please welcome M Night Shyamalan.
641
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:53,560
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
642
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,600
Hey, guys.
643
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,640
How are you?
644
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,680
We are very well.
645
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,880
So nice to see you.
646
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,560
Now, I believe I call you Night.
647
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,600
Is that right?
648
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,640
That's correct, yeah.
649
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,680
That's great.
650
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,880
The M is silent, OK.
651
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,920
Yes.
652
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,080
It's lovely to have
you on the show finally.
653
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,480
As I'm sure you know,
we've had lots of stars
654
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,600
of your movies on the show,
and I wasn't sure whether you knew
655
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,960
this or not, but apparently you do,
that Matthew Perry was on the show
656
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:21,160
and told this extraordinary anecdote
involving him thinking he'd
657
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:26,240
spent a night with you,
but apparently you do know about it
658
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,920
and there is an M Night Shyamalan
twist to this anecdote.
659
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,720
Yeah, so he went on your show
and he tells the story of being out
660
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,320
with me all night and he is having
the greatest time and at the end
661
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,200
of the night he meets one
of his friends, and his friend
662
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,400
is like, how's it going?
663
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,480
And he says, it's the greatest
night of my life.
664
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,320
I've been hanging out
with M Night Shyamalan.
665
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,400
And then the guy turns and says,
that's not M Night Shyamalan,
666
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,560
and he's been hanging out
with a random Indian
667
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,840
dude all night long.
668
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,800
That's the story that Matthew told
when he was on your show.
669
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,920
Yeah.
670
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,120
But then I'm watching it
and here's the twist.
671
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,560
We did actually hang out.
672
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:09,360
That's what is actually
so astonishing.
673
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,480
So I've pieced it together,
and I have an amateur sleuth
674
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,080
answer for what happened.
675
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,480
We were hanging out,
and we were having fun,
676
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,000
and then Matthew was like,
let's go to another place.
677
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,160
And I'm like, you know what,
I'm a little tired, I'm
678
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,720
going to leave here and you can go
to the other place.
679
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,600
Meanwhile, there's this kind of fan
has been hanging about,
680
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,200
and he's also Indian,
and he's been a big fan.
681
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,080
He's come over a couple of times
and wants to hang out
682
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,240
with us and we're like,
hey, it's OK, brother.
683
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,400
And he's over there.
684
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,880
And what I think happened is that
Matthew went on to continue partying
685
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:54,400
and this other Indian dude
joined him, and then later that
686
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,400
evening his friend came over
and said, that's not
687
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,880
M Night Shyamalan, and then Matthew
thought he second-guessed himself
688
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,040
that we actually had
this evening together.
689
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,920
So all these years later,
I had to see him because I'm
690
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,120
like, we did hang out!
691
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,520
We had a great time,
and he was very fun.
692
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,560
I love that.
693
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,880
As an anecdote and anecdote part
two, that's fantastic.
694
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,480
But it's really you, I'm told,
so you are here to tell us
695
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,920
about your latest hit TV drama.
696
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,960
This is Servant.
697
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,520
It's on Apple TV+ from today.
698
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,320
This is the second series,
so if people don't know,
699
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,560
where do we find the characters
at this stage?
700
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,360
Oh, wow.
701
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:40,200
The show is about a couple that have
tragically lost their child,
702
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:45,120
and the wife was doing a very kind
of controversial therapy
703
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,800
where she pretended her child
was still alive by this doll,
704
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,760
pretending this doll was her child,
and this is actually a fringe
705
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,880
therapy that actually exists.
706
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,520
And she believes it so much
that she hires a nanny for the doll.
707
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,880
And then, in the first season,
out of nowhere, the nanny
708
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,280
is taking care of the doll,
and then suddenly there
709
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,800
is a real child there.
710
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,200
And we don't know where
the child has come from.
711
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,240
Is it the nanny's?
712
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,280
We don't know anything.
713
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,120
And at the end of season one,
the nanny leaves and the child
714
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,240
leaves and the beginning of season
two is her thinking that her child
715
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,480
has been kidnapped, and the husband
realising that this lie he's been
716
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:31,440
perpetrating with his
wife may get exposed.
717
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,640
Mr Night, Sir.
718
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,680
Question from Noel Clarke.
719
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,600
I feel like Fiona Bruce
on Question Time.
720
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,000
Yes.
721
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,920
Mr Night, sir, I've
actually watched the show.
722
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,080
Big fan, by the way, not a suck up.
723
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,520
LAUGHTER.
724
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,400
Are we going to find out more
about the nanny's so-called parents,
725
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,800
no spoilers but you know what I'm
going talking about?
726
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,960
Will we find out a bit
more about that?
727
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,000
Yes, you will.
728
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,400
The second season you get a lot
of wonderful answers
729
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,160
on the mythology, one
of the positive things that happen
730
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,520
in this quarantine is I could just
go in my library and work out
731
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,920
what was going to happen
in the series and where
732
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,800
we were going to go to,
so I laid out every episode,
733
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,400
all the way to the end of the finish
of the show and what information
734
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,280
you are going to get,
so it's a mystery and you get
735
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:17,920
to kind of tell those things so this
second season your going
736
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,560
to kind of tell those things so this
second season you're
737
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,000
going to get to know stuff.
738
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,920
Does a handsome, 40s
English Blackman turn up
739
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,880
at the end of season two,
beginning of season three?
740
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:33,800
You know what?
741
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,200
I'm getting an idea,
I'm getting some ideas right now.
742
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,840
I could sense, I had
a sixth sense as it were.
743
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,880
Oh very good.
744
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,960
He just lost it.
745
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,960
I ruined it.
746
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,960
Damn it.
747
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,840
Night, you have brought us a clip
of season two of Servant,
748
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,280
what are we going to see?
749
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,480
This is from the opening
of the second season,
750
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:59,880
so the very beginning of this moment
when she realises, the wife realises
751
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,720
the wife realises that the child
is gone and the nanny's gone
752
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,360
and then she does something
which you'll watch and the husband's
753
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,520
reaction of realising that,
everyone might find out he's
754
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,560
been duping his wife.
755
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,960
Here it is.
756
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,120
9780 Spruce Street.
757
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:17,480
It's an emergency,
it's life-or-death.
758
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,520
He's gone.
759
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,560
So is Leanne.
760
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:24,520
Can you hear me?
761
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,560
They've taken Jericho.
762
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,600
Who did you call?
763
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,040
The police, who do you think?
764
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:36,000
Don't just stand
there, do something.
765
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,240
APPLAUSE.
766
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,760
Ooh, good.
767
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:09,680
You are such an extraordinary
storyteller, and you've made so many
768
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,440
films over the years,
Daniel, you are a fan
769
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,480
of a particular one, I know.
770
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,200
Yeah, but I had no idea
it was one of your movies.
771
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,920
Did you write Stuart Little?
772
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,000
Yeah, I did.
773
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,040
Amazing.
774
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,800
How did you not know that?
775
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,120
It's like finding out that
Martin Scorsese did Tellytubbies.
776
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,480
How creepy is that mouse,
how creepy is the mouse?
777
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,800
Oh, it's adorable.
778
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,920
I think at the centre
of all my movies, there is a family
779
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,520
going through something
extraordinary, and coming
780
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,800
out on the other side.
781
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:49,560
It fits into the oeuvre.
782
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,160
So it's fun for me to write
and write about families
783
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,520
and in Stuart Little I got to do
more comedy, which is something that
784
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,720
really I love to do.
785
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,760
I genuinely love it.
786
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,840
Me too.
787
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:04,440
Night, it's been a real pleasure,
if it really is you.
788
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,640
Best of luck with Servant.
789
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,680
M Night Shyamalan, everyone!
790
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:14,640
APPLAUSE.
791
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,040
We turn to Daniel Sloss -
and, Daniel, we're lucky
792
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,880
to have you here tonight,
because it's rare this
793
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,280
happens to stand-ups,
but I guess it's because of Netflix,
794
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,480
but you are properly international.
795
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,520
You play everywhere.
796
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,040
Yes.
797
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:34,640
My last show, X, came
out just after my two
798
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,440
Netflix specials came out,
and things went wild.
799
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,840
But it meant my last tour
was about 18 months,
800
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,400
and we got to do places like Russia,
Japan, Singapore, Hong Kong,
801
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,360
Estonia, Iceland, America,
Lithuania, places that I'd never
802
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,200
expected I'd get the chance to go
and perform, and you go
803
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:57,160
there and it was insane.
804
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,120
I mean, I lost my mind.
805
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,000
Because you're not just doing it...
806
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,840
I think some comics go
and they do it to five people
807
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,080
and it's for the experience.
808
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,920
You're doing this in
proper, big venues.
809
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,000
Yeah, Russia was 3,000 seats
in an old aircraft hangar,
810
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,640
and I go on tour with my best friend
and fellow comedian Kai Humphries,
811
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,880
and we have toured together
for years and years,
812
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:27,080
and there's so many places we've
gone to where I'm about to get
813
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:32,120
the accolade first English-speaking
comedian in that country,
814
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,720
but because he opens for me
it's his accolade every time!
815
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,360
We get to Lithuania and they're
like, you're going to be
816
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,800
the first English-speaking
comedian in Lithuania.
817
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,840
I'm like, brilliant!
818
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,520
And Kai is like, no, you're not!
819
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,560
LAUGHTER.
820
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,480
But I am single-handedly
responsible for global warming,
821
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:50,240
and I do have to apologise
at this point.
822
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,880
At what point did the
audience become cars?
823
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,720
Just during this pandemic,
and also most Russians
824
00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:01,080
are actually Transformers.
825
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,440
So, we must talk about one
of your specials, Jigsaw,
826
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,360
which has led to this kind
of extraordinary thing.
827
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,760
You would see it on stage,
when you're on stage,
828
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,160
you could see it having an effect
on your audience.
829
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,360
Yes, so the show is essentially
a love letter to single people.
830
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,520
I think there is nothing
wrong with being single.
831
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,920
We live in a society
where we convince people that
832
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,560
if they are not in a relationship
they are not enough,
833
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,480
and I don't think that's true.
834
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,360
So it was originally just meant
to be talking about, you know,
835
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,520
the shitty relationships that people
post about on Instagram,
836
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,680
where they're like, look
at us, we're so happy!
837
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,680
And you're like, you are not happy.
838
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,800
I got so bored of that,
and my dad had told me this
839
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,960
analogy when I was younger,
and I started doing it on stage,
840
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,280
and we started noticing contention
amongst couples in the audience.
841
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,920
And I started getting tweets
a couple of days afterwards being,
842
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,280
I just broke up with my partner
because of you, me and my boyfriend
843
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,400
of five years have just broken up,
so I started keeping a tally,
844
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,960
because that's hysterical.
845
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,600
I had no idea it was going
to have that impact.
846
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:06,720
And then it went on Netflix,
and it's now, I think,
847
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,640
120,000 break-ups, 350 cancelled
engagements and 300 divorces
848
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,440
that the show has caused.
849
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,560
APPLAUSE.
850
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,600
That's fantastic!
851
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,640
That's awful.
852
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,680
No, that's fantastic.
853
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,360
They weren't right
for each other anyway.
854
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,400
I applaud you, man.
855
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,440
Yeah, breaking up...
856
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,080
If you sit down beside the love
of your life, you're
857
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,280
not going to break up.
858
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,640
If you sit down beside the love
of your life, you're going to watch
859
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,040
it and you're going to agree
with it, because you're
860
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,200
in the right relationship,
but what it does is,
861
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,120
for people in abusive relationships,
bad relationships, relationships
862
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,560
where they are taken advantage of...
863
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,680
No, that's very good.
864
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,720
Delayed from me.
865
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,880
THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER.
866
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,480
Not many people will go to your next
show on a date, I'd have thought.
867
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,080
If you and your partner are having
a rough time during lockdown,
868
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,120
I thoroughly recommend it.
869
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,160
I really do.
870
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,360
I won't be watching that.
871
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,720
Thanks though.
872
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,520
Daniel, I would be talking
to you tonight about your new book,
873
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,200
Everyone You Hate Is Going To Die,
but...
874
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,800
It's a positive book.
875
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,960
How is that not a positive message?
876
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,000
Great title.
877
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,560
Yeah, it's a crowd pleaser.
878
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,080
But it's been delayed, and it's not
because of Covid, the delay, is it?
879
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,240
It was originally a Covidy delay
because obviously it's
880
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,880
being released in America first
and we want to combine it
881
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,000
with a book tour out there,
but we also want to not die
882
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:29,280
while doing that, either
via pandemic or general Americans.
883
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,160
And then I also decided to add
a chapter about mental health,
884
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,840
because I lost my mind last year.
885
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,480
Because of the amount of work
or because of corona?
886
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,640
Because of Covid, so I'd
gone from 18 months
887
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,160
of constantly touring,
every day getting my confidence
888
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:49,080
and my self-worth from a roomful
of strangers, and it was just
889
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,640
suddenly me, and my
girlfriend loves me,
890
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,120
but not as much as 3,000 Russians.
891
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,760
Every day, I was like, babe,
you need to up this,
892
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,400
because I'm really missing this
type of infection.
893
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,760
So I then had to do a lot
of self-reflection, so I was like,
894
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,680
I'm going to add that in as well.
895
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,720
Good luck to you.
896
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,760
Daniel Sloss, everybody.
897
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:16,720
APPLAUSE.
898
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,960
Right, it's time for music.
899
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,360
This singer-songwriter shot to fame
in 2012 with the hit
900
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,040
single Lightning Bolt,
and he's here tonight
901
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,080
performing All I Need.
902
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:34,040
Please welcome Jake Bugg!
903
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,560
# Call me cynical but original
904
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,120
# Trying to fit into
a world that's so digital
905
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,280
# Came to let you know,
left the pigeonhole
906
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,840
# Now I got to find
the next one, let it go
907
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,040
# I don't think twice
908
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,560
# Cos I know my mind
909
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,440
# This could be our time
910
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,840
# Tonight, it feels so right
911
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:04,480
# All I need
912
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,920
# It don't let me down
913
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,880
# It don't let me down
914
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:16,280
# All I need
915
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,960
# And it don't let me down
916
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:22,920
# It don't let me down
917
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,600
# Tell me where the fight is
918
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,280
# Tell me where the high is
919
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,720
# Can you hear me now?
920
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:34,080
# Can you hear me now?
921
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:39,400
# Tell me where the fight is
922
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,240
# Tell me where the high is
923
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,680
# Can you hear me now?
924
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:50,080
# Can you hear me now?
925
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,480
# I know who you are
And I'm never wrong
926
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,360
# And I believe you're nothing
if you think you are someone
927
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,000
# Just try and realise that
you don't have to lie
928
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,320
# Everybody is trying to live
just one day at a time
929
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,760
# I don't think twice
930
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:11,280
# Cos I know my mind
931
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,720
# This could be our time
932
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,160
# Tonight it feels so right
933
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,840
# All I need
934
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:24,920
# It don't let me down
935
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,360
# It don't let me down
936
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,120
# All I need
937
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,720
# And it don't let me down
938
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:37,640
# It don't let me down
939
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,120
# Tell me where the fight is
940
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,800
# Tell me where the high is
941
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,240
# Can you hear me now?
942
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,360
# Can you hear me now?
943
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:54,320
# Tell me where the fight is
944
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,960
# Tell me where the high is
945
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:03,040
# Can you hear me now?
946
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,640
# I don't think twice
947
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,080
# Cos I know my mind
948
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,600
# All I need
949
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,160
# It don't let me down
950
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:21,360
# It don't let me down
951
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,160
# All I need
952
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,840
# And it don't let me down
953
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:30,200
# It don't let me down
954
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200
# Tell me where the fight is
955
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,040
# Tell me where the high is
956
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,840
# Can you hear me now?
957
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:43,960
# Can you hear me now?
958
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,160
# Tell me where the fight is
959
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,200
# Tell me where the high is
960
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:59,320
# Can you hear me now?#
961
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,640
Hooray.
962
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,840
APPLAUSE.
963
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,000
Jake Bugg and his band
and his backing vocalists,
964
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,840
come on over, Jake, do.
965
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,480
There's a whiff of showbiz,
there's some glitter in that jacket.
966
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,160
He's changed.
967
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,760
He's changed!
968
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,520
Have a seat.
969
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,560
There's a nice clean chair for you.
970
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,200
Thank you very much for that
Jake Bugg, how are you?
971
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,120
Yeah, I'm good thanks,
man, how are you?
972
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,160
I'm great.
973
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,840
I love your suit by the
way.
974
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,880
Mm?
975
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,920
I love your suit.
976
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,120
Oh, thank you very much.
977
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,560
I like your glittery showbiz jacket.
978
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,720
And that is All I Need,
that's the single.
979
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:37,760
That's the single.
980
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,800
Out now.
981
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,000
Out now, yes, that's right.
982
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,440
And that's off a mythical album.
983
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,480
Not so mythical.
984
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,000
Is it happening?
985
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,880
Yeah, it's my fifth record and I'm
pretty much there with it,
986
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,520
just waiting for a good time
to release it, and yeah,
987
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,200
hopefully by the end of the year.
988
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,360
Just waiting for a good
time to release it.
989
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,360
Good luck with that.
990
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,480
Yeah, true, yeah.
991
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,360
And when do you think you might get
back to live performances,
992
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,000
or are you not even thinking
about that at the moment?
993
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,600
Yeah, it'd be nice towards
the second half the year,
994
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,520
but I doubt if it's going to happen.
995
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,200
Mate, I know some car park gigs.
996
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,560
LAUGHTER.
997
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,960
I'm all right, thank you.
998
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,000
Yes, yes.
999
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,440
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
1000
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:23,000
The emotional vortex of need
has got so deep here.
1001
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,880
Well, thank you very much
for that performance.
1002
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,920
Jake Bugg, everybody.
1003
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:33,880
APPLAUSE.
1004
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,440
Right, that's nearly
it but before we go,
1005
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,840
just time for a visit to the Big Red
Chair.
1006
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,760
Once again, our audience
are watching from home,
1007
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,880
so do we have a volunteer to sit
in the chair for them?
1008
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,640
I'll do it.
1009
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,640
No.
1010
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,760
No.
1011
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,920
Stop.
1012
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,960
Fine.
1013
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,040
Are you going, Daniel?
1014
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,080
Go on Daniel.
1015
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,840
There we go.
1016
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,240
It'll still be there,
I promise we won't nick it.
1017
00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,360
There he goes.
1018
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,480
So while Daniel is getting settled
let's meet the first person who's up
1019
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,680
for the virtual red chair.
1020
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,720
Hello.
1021
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,400
Hello, good evening, Graham,
good evening everybody.
1022
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,440
What's your name, sir?
1023
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,480
I'm Annersley.
1024
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,120
Annersley, and where are you?
1025
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,840
I'm in Pinner, in Middlesex.
1026
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,680
Marvellous.
1027
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,360
And what do you do in Pinner?
1028
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:22,040
I'm a political
communications consultant.
1029
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,080
Well, now.
1030
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,480
Who knew?
1031
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,520
I know, tempting.
1032
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,560
No, let's wait.
1033
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,640
Let's wait.
1034
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:32,160
Let's see if Daniel Sloss
is ready in the chair.
1035
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,600
There he is, look at him.
1036
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,640
Oh, he's keen.
1037
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,680
He's keen.
1038
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,040
OK, so you are going to tell a story
that will prevent Daniel Sloss
1039
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,040
from being tipped in the chair.
1040
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,840
Off you go.
1041
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,440
So during the first lockdown
I was tearing my hair out
1042
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,080
trying to find a cleaner
because nobody was available.
1043
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:57,040
LAUGHTER.
1044
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,760
Yeah, I mean, was the expression
tone deaf invented for this?
1045
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,360
LAUGHTER.
1046
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,400
Sorry Daniel.
1047
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,760
But I'm sure you'll agree.
1048
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,000
100%.
1049
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,400
I was almost certain
it was just me throwing myself
1050
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,680
back there, in disgust.
1051
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,200
OK, let's try another one.
1052
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,960
We're just looking into it.
1053
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,040
My wine.
1054
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,080
Would you like some?
1055
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,000
Whoa!
1056
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,040
LAUGHTER.
1057
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,800
Good game, good game.
1058
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,000
Oh, we're good to go.
1059
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,080
Hello.
1060
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,120
Hello.
1061
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:36,040
What's your name.
1062
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,240
My name is Judith Scott.
1063
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,280
Lovely.
1064
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,960
Are you very far away Judith Scott.
1065
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,160
I'm in Brisbane Australia today.
1066
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:46,960
Today!
1067
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,800
Yeah, I'll just let you tell your
story because the chatty thing
1068
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:50,840
seems quite difficult.
1069
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,680
Tell your story.
1070
00:46:52,680 --> 00:47:00,160
OK, well I was on holiday,
as a newly wed, with my husband,
1071
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:05,080
in Canada, and we were
staying with our in-laws.
1072
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,120
After a day out,
1073
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,520
we went to an ice-cream shop,
to get some ice-creams.
1074
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,360
I went to the loo, when I came back
out, saw that my husband was bent
1075
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:17,440
over looking at some ice-cream
pizzas, he had shorts on and I had
1076
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,040
got into the habit of whenever he's
got shorts on I would run my hand
1077
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:28,080
up his inside short leg and grab
and tug whatever I could find.
1078
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,280
So I crept over and ran my fingers
up his legs, and pulled
1079
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:35,240
some pubic hair out.
1080
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:41,240
An almighty roar came out
of the owner, as I realised
1081
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,080
it was my father-in-law's leg,
not my husband's, he turned round,
1082
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,280
holding his groin, with a...
1083
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,960
Good story.
1084
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,000
..with a well big mouth
and absolutely shocked.
1085
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,120
I think you can walk, you can walk,
that was a good story.
1086
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,040
Yes.
1087
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,120
Thank you.
1088
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,160
Very good.
1089
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,200
Well done.
1090
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,880
That is all we've got time for.
1091
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,760
If you'd like to have a go
in the red chair yourself
1092
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,160
and tell your story,
you can contact us via our
1093
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,200
website at this address.
1094
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,840
Please say a huge thank-you
to all my guests tonight -
1095
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,880
Jake Bugg, everybody!
1096
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,920
APPLAUSE.
1097
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,080
M Night Shyamalan, Daniel Sloss.
1098
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,360
APPLAUSE.
1099
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,280
Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson.
1100
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,320
APPLAUSE.
1101
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,240
Noel Clarke and Keeley Hawes.
1102
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,640
APPLAUSE.
1103
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,560
Join me next week with Celeste,
James Norton, Camille Cottin,
1104
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,320
Ian Wright, Neil Patrick Harris
and Carey Mulligan.
1105
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,680
I'll see you then.
1106
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:36,160
Goodnight!