1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,440 Hey, it's Rebel Wilson, and I would like to welcome 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:06,400 you to the Graham Norton Show. 3 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,720 Hello, good evening. 4 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,640 We're great. 5 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,640 You're all so welcome to the show. 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,800 And hello to our virtual audience, watching from home! 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:37,360 Hello! 8 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,800 Oh, there you all are. 9 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:45,760 In case any of you are wondering, I am allowed to be 10 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,920 here in the studio - it's seven miles from 11 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,120 my home and I cycled. 12 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,520 Yes, Boris was spotted cycling seven miles from Downing Street. 13 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,160 And you think why would he cycle so far from home? 14 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,080 Oh, that's right, he's got a new baby. 15 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,760 Here's Boris, out riding - a bike. 16 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,680 Not wearing a safety helmet in that picture. 17 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,280 Just to be fair, can we please see a picture of Boris with a helmet? 18 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,040 There he is. 19 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,080 The helmet, see? 20 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,120 The helmet. 21 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:12,880 So, who have we got on the show tonight? 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,520 With me here in the studio, it's Scottish comedian gone global, 23 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,560 Daniel Sloss is here. 24 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,480 Bafta-winning actor and director Noel Clarke is here. 25 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:26,040 And she's the reigning queen of British television, Keeley Hawes. 26 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:30,720 Shortly, we'll be joined by the director of The Sixth Sense, 27 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:35,520 Split and Unbreakable, M Night Shyamalan will be here. 28 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,640 Fresh from their Mexican adventure together, SAS hard man Ant Middleton 29 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,720 and Hollywood star Rebel Wilson will be joining us. 30 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:47,880 Plus we'll have music right here in the studio from the fabulous 31 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,480 Jake Bugg everyone. 32 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:58,320 It must be the hardest gig of their lives, just 33 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:02,920 the four of us going "Vvery good, very good." 34 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,360 Listen, lovely to have you all. 35 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,560 A couple of first timers. 36 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,000 You've been here before, Keeley, obviously. 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,200 I have, I can't stop. 38 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,840 I know, you're dizzy, been round the block so many times. 39 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,960 But we always look for connections between the guests, and I don't know 40 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,080 if you know this, but Keeley and Noel are both Doctor Who survivors. 41 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,120 But not at the same time, right? 42 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,680 No, no, I think I was there before. 43 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:26,840 Who was your Doctor Who? 44 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,240 Chris Ecclestone and then David Tennant. 45 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,280 Oh, OK, no. 46 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,320 Peter Capaldi. 47 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,360 Oh, Johnny come lately. 48 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,400 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,560 Because you were Billie Piper's boyfriend, but then you 50 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,800 survived her demise. 51 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,120 Yes, the wonderful Mickey Smith. 52 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,640 Oh, God, you remember your name. 53 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:40,720 Just about. 54 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:45,360 That's very good. 55 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,520 And you have a daily reminder you were in 56 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,440 Doctor Who in your house, have you not? 57 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,480 Yes I do. 58 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,680 I have a Cyberman helmet. 59 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,080 I think you posted a picture of the Cyberman helmet. 60 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,120 There it is. 61 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,520 So is that hanging on a wall or something? 62 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,120 No, I literally was on my hands and knees, with my bum in the air 63 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,280 like The Truman Show, trying to get that picture. 64 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,680 Was that to put it on eBay? 65 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,360 "I want a nice no shadow shot." 66 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,400 100%, you know. 67 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,680 Lockdown's tough on everyone. 68 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,320 Lockdown's tough on everyone so I'm just preparing my eBay picture. 69 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,360 Is it wearable? 70 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,400 It is wearable. 71 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,480 It's the proper helmet. 72 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,360 They did an extra one for my birthday, or so they say, 73 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,760 of the original run, and that was it, so it 74 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,800 is actually wearable. 75 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,440 Have you ever answered like the door with it, or like worn it 76 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,920 during sex or something? 77 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,280 I've only ever wore it for the Mrs but we won't talk about that. 78 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,320 Whose cyber now? 79 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,280 Delete. 80 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:42,320 Because you were proper big baddie. 81 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,000 I was a big brief baddie, yes. 82 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,280 Did you nick anything? 83 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,440 I think, I nicked a, a little name plate, 84 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,120 that I just had on my desk. 85 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,040 I don't know where it is any more. 86 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,480 I know, the bin I imagine. 87 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,080 Yeah. 88 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,240 Daniel, you haven't been in something like Doctor Who, 89 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,360 but you do have nerd merch in your house. 90 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,400 Yeah. 91 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,800 Was it your grandfather started you young? 92 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,920 When I was 13 my grandparents had this thing like once you're 13 93 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,320 you're an adult so we'll buy you an adult present 94 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,480 and like my cousins asked for like charm bracelets 95 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,360 and I was heavy into Lord of the Rings, so they bought 96 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,840 me one of the swords. 97 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,760 But like, here's a picture of the sword. 98 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,800 It's a real sword. 99 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,640 That's metal, right? 100 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:27,960 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, like it's not sharpened on the sides, 101 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,600 but you could definitely stab someone with it, and they gave 102 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,640 it to a 13-year-old. 103 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:39,600 Like just with glee on their face, like it's what he wanted. 104 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,680 Like we're from the Highlands, this will suit him perfectly. 105 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,560 You weren't in Washington DC last week, by any chance were you? 106 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,600 No comment. 107 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,440 LAUGHTER. 108 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,720 But that's not the only thing you have in your house, 109 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,520 tell us what you have? 110 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,440 I have a life-sized replica of a velociraptor. 111 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,080 I believe we have a picture of you with the velociraptor. 112 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,480 Now that has a whiff of charity auction to me. 113 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,920 Drink taken and a charity auction. 114 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,960 He is a rescue. 115 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:14,920 There was a theme park in France that was going to bin it, 116 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,520 and I was like, I can't, that's the most upsetting thing I've 117 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,640 heard so we had him brought over and he's in our garden now. 118 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,080 Thankfully he's been tagged and spayed. 119 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,720 No, he is quite tame, because he's handy round the house, 120 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,880 here he is doing a bit of light cleaning. 121 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,560 And then there's something like this picture, 122 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,480 I love you got him to do this. 123 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,520 This is clever. 124 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,560 Look at that. 125 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,480 We saved him from France, he has to... 126 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,520 Of course he does. 127 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,560 Very good. 128 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,720 Now we begin tonight with the new drama thriller 129 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,520 from Keeley Hawes, Finding Alice. 130 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,880 It kicks off this Sunday on ITV1 at 9pm. 131 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,520 And this is the perfect Sunday night drama. 132 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,680 It's got kind of all those things you want. 133 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,720 Let's hope. 134 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,200 So tell us about it. 135 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,120 You're Alice, the rest. 136 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,240 Yes, I play Alice, Finding Alice, and basically, 137 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:07,760 we start our story the first night in this dream house, 138 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:13,360 dream smart house, which has been built by Alice's husband Harry, 139 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:17,600 for her and their daughter, Charlotte. 140 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,480 And on the first night in this house, Harry tragically falls downs 141 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,520 the stairs and dies. 142 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,560 Did you do it? 143 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,600 Pardon me? 144 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,720 Did you do it? 145 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,080 Saved hours, hasn't it. 146 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:37,360 So, and it's basically the unravelling, you know, 147 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,480 that happens after something like that, a sudden death 148 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,480 occurs, and so, yeah. 149 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,600 We have a clip, this is the morning after said fall on stairs, 150 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:50,280 and you're talking with your parents and parents-in-law. 151 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,440 It's very dark in here. 152 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,480 Curtains. 153 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,520 Open. 154 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,200 They're stuck. 155 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,920 I'll figure it out. 156 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,400 It's a smart house. 157 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,120 Not that smart. 158 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:05,360 What is a smart house? 159 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,240 Have you thought about the funeral? 160 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,920 They get very booked up. 161 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:13,080 The sooner you can organise it, the better. 162 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,120 You're probably right. 163 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,800 We can't do anything until the postmortem 164 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,920 and the probable inquest. 165 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,920 What? 166 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,160 Why? 167 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,000 Because they think I killed him. 168 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,440 No, they don't. 169 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,880 It's normal for an accidental death. 170 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,680 So he just fell down the stairs? 171 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,280 Oh, don't you start! 172 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:34,600 Oh... 173 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,040 He must have lost his bearings. 174 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,240 No bannisters, which is ridiculous. 175 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,320 Why didn't you have bannisters? 176 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,600 Harry didn't really like them. 177 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,760 APPLAUSE. 178 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,680 Very good. 179 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,920 And now, Keeley Hawes, that is worth the price 180 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,560 of admission alone, but no, because you are sort of one 181 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,440 of the co-creators of this, you're one of the producers of this. 182 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,360 I am, I am. 183 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,520 It's been quite a journey, with Covid thrown into 184 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:08,480 the middle of shooting. 185 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,160 You nearly done it and I think was it five weeks? 186 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,320 We were five weeks away from shooting, from wrapping. 187 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,440 So is it just like lots of long shots because the camera couldn't 188 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,640 do close ups any more. 189 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,320 It's like this, it's basically like this, 190 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,240 every drama from now on is like this. 191 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,480 So we had five weeks left to shoot, which we were on location, 192 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,840 happily because it is easier to shoot outside and, you know, 193 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,240 in bigger areas obviously with more room, but we managed 194 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,360 it, so we locked down in March, along with everybody else and then 195 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,480 we picked up at the end of last year and turned it around. 196 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,640 But didn't you have to do some intimate scenes? 197 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,040 I mean, people have, I don't know if you guys 198 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,080 have done any filming... 199 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,120 Yeah, I have. 200 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,040 During lockdown. 201 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,680 And a lot the soaps I think have used perspex screens 202 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,920 which I think must be very odd. 203 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,800 We didn't do that, we, one thing we did do, 204 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,520 was I did have a scene, we were outside, happily, 205 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,960 and I had a kind of scene where I had to get a little bit, 206 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,080 it is a bit spoilery, but I had to get a little bit 207 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,480 intimate with another character and get closer than you're really 208 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,880 able to, and someone had the brilliant idea of bringing 209 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,720 in this actor's poor wife, and putting a wig on her, 210 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:22,680 and doubling her for me, so I, so I go up to this 211 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,200 point in the scene, where I have to move closer. 212 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,640 And then he kisses his wife. 213 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,960 And I step to the side and his wife steps in, 214 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:36,040 and I just stand there at the side, like this. 215 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,440 Just looking, you know, really awkward, and so they have 216 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,080 this moment and then I just step back in and carry 217 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,120 on shooting the scene. 218 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,000 Yeah, we didn't do that, on mine they just tested us rigorously. 219 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,760 And they tested us. 220 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,840 Like every second day, you know, so I was literally gagging 221 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,400 and by the end of it I was like typing away 222 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,080 on the laptop, finger up the nose. 223 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,480 Just like so many, it didn't bother me by then. 224 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,560 Constantly, everybody's constantly being tested. 225 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,640 You know, they really feel like... 226 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,280 Plus I'm a different race to the person's partner so that 227 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,720 probably would have been an issue. 228 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:06,760 More than a wig. 229 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,800 Can you imagine that. 230 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,840 Something odd just happened. 231 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,200 Continuity, very odd. 232 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:18,280 Do you know think that was a bit gutting for him? 233 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:22,360 Like he gets to go on set and he's like today's the day I get to kiss 234 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,800 Keeley fucking Hawes, this is great. 235 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,240 And then it's "Your wife's here." 236 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,280 She's what? 237 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:32,080 For the whole scene? 238 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,400 And you know damn well his wife didn't want to kiss him as well. 239 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,440 APPLAUSE. 240 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,080 What is good is acting filming is getting up and going, 241 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,440 stand up is a much bigger challenge in these times but you have managed 242 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,880 to do some very strange gigs. 243 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,280 Yes, there was like, January, February I managed to go 244 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,920 to America, do some shows there and I was looking forward 245 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,320 to going on tour and then obviously this all happened, 246 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:59,280 and then my first gig back was in a car park. 247 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:09,960 These are the drivein... 248 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,120 The drivein gigs, and I think what they did was, you know, 249 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:19,600 they look at the American 250 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,720 drive in cinemas where it is big pick-up truck, it's a big cinema, 251 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,120 it's a sunny day, like it's night, the sun setting 252 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,480 and people open up their wine boxes in the back and we are from 253 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,400 Brent Cross, between two motorways with 300 cars. 254 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,560 And we've got a picture of the car park. 255 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,600 LAUGHTER. 256 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,000 LAUGHTER. 257 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,920 Is that your audience, you're playing to that? 258 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,800 You can't tell from this photo but I am smashing that gig. 259 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,000 Like I am, it's, it's... 260 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,400 It's like someone's putting their bags in the boot there. 261 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,440 LAUGHTER. 262 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,600 Because obviously it's big, like it's into the radios 263 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,000 and from inside the car people were really enjoying it, 264 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,400 because it's you, your mum, your dad and your friends, 265 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,560 and you're just drinking together, not the driver obviously. 266 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,800 No. 267 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,160 But you're listening to the radio and it's like a live sort of podcast 268 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,800 but the only way they can laugh or show their approval 269 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,000 is by honking their horns. 270 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,160 So, like, it's the weirdest noise in the world. 271 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,800 You do a joke and there's like blah, blah, blah, blah. 272 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,920 But by the end of it, when we were with driving back up 273 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,320 to Scotland the next day, any time we got honked 274 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,520 I was like "Thanks, man." 275 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,560 LAUGHTER. 276 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:24,400 Right, time for our first remote chat tonight. 277 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,400 They're the unlikely pairing in the latest episode 278 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,080 of Straight Talking - it's Royal Marine-turned-interviewer 279 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,720 Ant Middleton and the Hollywood star of Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, 280 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,760 Rebel Wilson. 281 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,880 APPLAUSE. 282 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,680 There they are. 283 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,000 You're so lazy, Ant. 284 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,320 You're so lazy. 285 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,480 I know. 286 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,120 Do you know what I feel like I haven't put the 287 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,160 effort in now. 288 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,200 I feel really bad. 289 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,240 Thanks Rebel. 290 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,880 You have to be exercising and you've also got to be 291 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,920 hydrating. 292 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,960 LAUGHTER. 293 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,160 I love 2021 so far. 294 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:58,160 So reassuring. 295 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,840 This is to you, Rebel. 296 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,880 Cheers guys. 297 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,040 Cheers. 298 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,480 Whoa! 299 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,120 Rebel, we've seen all the pictures in the papers, but it's 300 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,160 clearly true. 301 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,200 You look fabulous. 302 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,400 I mean, yeah, thanks. 303 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,520 I'm just having a really healthy lifestyle. 304 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,640 It's just every time I turn on the news I'm just like, yeah. 305 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,720 Life is great. 306 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,080 It's what you want. 307 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,800 OK. 308 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,600 I feel like Ant's hand is going to come into the side and rip it out. 309 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,480 I feel like he's just doing kegels off camera. 310 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,920 The other way, the other way. 311 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,760 There you go. 312 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,920 So, you are here together because Ant Middleton and 313 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,840 Rebel Wilson: Straight Talking. 314 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,000 It's sort of a long form interview in the 315 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,040 wilds of Mexico. 316 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,960 Is that the best way to describe it? 317 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,120 Yes, what it's designed to do, it's designed to 318 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,240 take them out of their comfort zone, take them out of their bubble, 319 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:56,720 especially someone like Rebel, the paps on them 24/7, she can't go 320 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,880 anywhere without being hassled, so this is the prime, 321 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,080 the prime time to 322 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,480 really take her out into the wild... 323 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,040 Yeah. 324 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,400 I've got her for three days, now three days is a long time to 325 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,680 interview someone. 326 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,320 Oh yeah. 327 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,240 So I've got enough time to really dig 328 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:22,440 deep and find out who she really is. 329 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,080 Because Rebel, being interviewed is one thing but Ant is trained 330 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,480 in interrogation techniques and thing, were you going into it 331 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:30,120 seriously were you nervous he would kind of worm things out 332 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,200 in interrogation techniques and things, were you going into it 333 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,800 seriously, were you nervous he would kind of worm things out 334 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,720 of you that you never intended to say? 335 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,640 Well, Graham, I never knew about that before. 336 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,800 They only told me that when I got into 337 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,960 the Mexican wilderness and I'm like what, he's trained 338 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,640 in interrogation techniques, should I have practised 339 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,760 Water Boarding or like, I was down for the adventure, really, and then 340 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,640 I found out about the interrogating and, you know, all the dangerous 341 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,680 stuff later. 342 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,840 It was too late by then Rebel, wasn't it. 343 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,400 It was too late. 344 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,760 You were like, listen, it's done, three day just went and you gave up 345 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:01,800 all your secrets. 346 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,720 Because, Noel Clarke here, you've been doing SAS 347 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:08,600 training, haven't you? 348 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,880 I did a tiny little bit of SAS training, because I've got a movie 349 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,560 coming out called SAS Red Notice, yeah. 350 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,600 I recognise the face. 351 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,040 Hi, mate. 352 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,560 It's an Andy McNab film. 353 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,880 He said young guys were quite soft and weren't as tough as his lot. 354 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,080 Listen, they're past it, mate. 355 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,120 They're past it! 356 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,160 Don't shoot the messenger. 357 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,360 Don't take out the messenger. 358 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,400 I'm just saying. 359 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,840 I'm glad this is a Zoom. 360 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,520 I think, if Ant was here, you wouldn't be saying that. 361 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,600 No, because Andy told me I could probably take Ant out as well. 362 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,200 No, wait, it's what Andy told me. 363 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,920 I'm just saying. 364 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,720 Ant's backstage! 365 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,000 The challenge is on now. 366 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,960 He's frozen now. 367 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,000 He's terrified, oh! 368 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,440 Keeley, you've played loads of detectives. 369 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,360 Have you learnt skills? 370 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,520 Well, I suppose I have done lots of running 371 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,080 around in high heels. 372 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,120 I can do that. 373 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,000 I can run really, really fast in a pair of high heels. 374 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,120 That's a skill. 375 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,840 That's a skill for sure. 376 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,960 I tried it. 377 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,000 I fell right over. 378 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,800 I can do it. 379 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,240 Graham knows what I'm talking about. 380 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,440 Listen, we've got a clip. 381 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,880 Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson: Straight Talking - it's available 382 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,200 now on Sky On Demand and NowTV. 383 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,320 Here's a clip. 384 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,880 Ant, that was you. 385 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,040 That was you. 386 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,280 Jesus! 387 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,240 Don't do that, Ant. 388 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,440 I can't see any sharks. 389 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,520 I know. 390 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,200 Shall we go back to the boat? 391 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,240 Yeah, let's do it. 392 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,280 Come on. 393 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,280 After 45 minutes, it's 1-0 to the sharks, 394 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,680 but I'm not giving up. 395 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,840 I really want Rebel to have this experience, 396 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,040 so all we can do now is wait... 397 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,800 and wait... 398 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,240 and wait. 399 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,000 LAUGHTER. 400 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,160 How long did you have to wait? 401 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,280 We waited for three hours, but it was quite funny 402 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,080 because myself and Rebel fell asleep on the back of the boat, 403 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,200 and it was quite surreal. 404 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,000 They didn't manage to catch this bit, but I remember waking up 405 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,600 and you know when you fall asleep and you sort of get in a comfy 406 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,760 position, and we had both got into this position. 407 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,680 I looked over and Rebel was spooning me. 408 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,520 I think I woke her up with my snoring. 409 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,160 I just looked around to make sure there were no cameras 410 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,040 and I sort of shot up and was, right, the shark's here, 411 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,240 acting all cool and hard. 412 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,760 But two minutes ago, we were spooning together, fast asleep. 413 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,760 I thought to myself, thank God the cameras 414 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,240 didn't capture that. 415 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,400 Yeah, but I will say, Graham, the only reason 416 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,600 I got in that water... 417 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,280 That water was disgusting, because Ant was chumming it up, 418 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,480 putting in all these dead fishes and guts and everything in the water 419 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,000 to try and attract the sharks. 420 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,120 Then I got desperate to go to the toilet because it had been 421 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,240 hours, and that was the only reason why I got in that water. 422 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,280 OK. 423 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,760 That might be why the sharks didn't show up. 424 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,000 There you go. 425 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,320 There you go. 426 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,240 Daniel Sloss, are you an outdoorsy person? 427 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,160 Would you do this? 428 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,920 No, I'd go swimming with sharks. 429 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,560 I like the fact that Ant considered 1-0 to the sharks 430 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,400 when they didn't turn up. 431 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:08,040 1-0 to the shark is when you've got no legs leg! 432 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,720 But, Rebel, you clearly went for it. 433 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,800 You posted this picture of a very serious injury. 434 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,720 It does look slightly like your nipple has 435 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,360 slipped out, but that's... 436 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,200 LAUGHTER. 437 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,760 OK, no, basically, with Ant, we did all these crazy, 438 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:27,080 dangerous things, but basically that injury in that photo happened 439 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,160 the day after we'd finished filming. 440 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,600 When I left her. 441 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,200 I was very safe with Ant but then what happened is I had to go 442 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,600 to the beach to take some hot photos for Instagram. 443 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,320 It's not every day you're in Mexico. 444 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:45,160 So I went and then a freak wave came up and knocked my friend's 445 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,280 handbag into the air, which had her passport 446 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,880 and her wallet, so I went running in Baywatch-style 447 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,520 to save the handbag, and I got hit against the rocks. 448 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:59,200 So that injury you can see is I got all scraped down my left-hand side 449 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,880 and all bruised ribs. 450 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,000 Basically, Ant protected me and we were totally fine, 451 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,880 even though we did the most dangerous things, but taking 452 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:12,520 hot Instagram photos on beach was my downfall. 453 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,680 Were you able to at least get the passport? 454 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,080 Yeah, we got the passport and we put paper towels 455 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,240 in between the pages and it was fine. 456 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,200 Survival expert Rebel Wilson. 457 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,320 Very good. 458 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,680 Rebel and Ant, it's lovely to talk to you both. 459 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,120 I'm glad you're still good friends. 460 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,520 Good luck with your episode of Straight Talking. 461 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,720 Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson, everybody! 462 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,760 Thanks, guys. 463 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:37,600 APPLAUSE. 464 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:43,640 Talking of fitness, Noel Clarke here, you were a personal trainer. 465 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,560 I was, yeah, an instructor and personal trainer. 466 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,080 Indeed, yes, for many years. 467 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,720 And you were kind of spotted in that gym? 468 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,760 I was. 469 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,480 That's how I got into acting. 470 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:57,080 I mean, I always wanted to do acting, but I was in that gym just 471 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,600 scrubbing the sweat off machines like a diligent worker, 472 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,480 because in between training people you have to keep the gym clean. 473 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,920 And that's sort of where I was found, as it were. 474 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,240 I think this is amazing. 475 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,160 So, you get some jobs and do some stuff for Channel 4, 476 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,320 you're doing other jobs, but like lots of actors 477 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,360 you're struggling a bit. 478 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:19,200 Lots of people do that, but then you wrote a screenplay... 479 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,240 Yeah. 480 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,520 Kidulthood. 481 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,560 Yes. 482 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,160 But you got it made! 483 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,800 I mean, where did the inspiration for that script come from, 484 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:31,760 and where did the gumption and drive come from to get it actually made? 485 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,880 The gumption and drive kind of just came from working in the gym. 486 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,280 I've always had that sort of personality of just, like, 487 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,960 you know, wanting to work hard and wanting to achieve stuff, 488 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:44,480 and when I was working in the gym, people would come in in the morning, 489 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,640 I would make sure the machines were the cleanest. 490 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,600 I'd make sure... 491 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,080 I used to teach spin cycling. 492 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,480 For those who don't know, forget peloton, it was Clarke-oton. 493 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,640 I was on the bike, come on, come on! 494 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,000 I used to teach the spin cycle and, to this day, I get messages 495 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,440 saying my classes were the best, so shut up. 496 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:06,040 That's where the gumption came from. 497 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,920 But I lived in Latimer, Ladbroke Grove, near Grenfell Tower, 498 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,000 which is Kensington and Chelsea, which is Notting Hill. 499 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,640 And so, you know, I loved my area, and one day this film comes out 500 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,680 called Notting Hill - by the way, I love the movie - 501 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,320 but I'm like, oh, a film about my area, about me! 502 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,480 It represents me! 503 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,920 I go and watch it... 504 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,600 Ooh, this is going to be good. 505 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:31,840 The girls next to me, I'm like, you're going to see my area. 506 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,960 It's just a little bit different to my experience, ever so slightly. 507 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,840 There was a moment when the camera panned and I was like, 508 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,280 they're going to show my estate. 509 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,480 And it just stopped. 510 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,160 It was like, well, I lived there. 511 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,240 That's not my experience. 512 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,080 So I said, well, I'll write my experience and see how that 513 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,800 plays out, and it became Kidulthood. 514 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,920 Do you think Hugh Grant did the same thing when Kidulthood came out? 515 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,080 He was like, wait till you see my area. 516 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,040 Wait till you see my wonderfully posh house. 517 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,160 They said that our film did one thing that that film didn't - 518 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,560 it put a cap on house prices in Notting Hill. 519 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,960 I was proud of that, because people were suddenly like, 520 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,640 I don't know if we want to move there any more. 521 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,800 That is an achievement. 522 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,280 Yeah! 523 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,440 That's when I bought, by the way. 524 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,880 That was clever. 525 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,920 Straight in. 526 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,120 Or was it insider dealing? 527 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:22,360 Yo, bruv, buy, buy, buy! 528 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,600 One of Noel Clarke's most successful creations is back. 529 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,680 This is yourself and Ashley Walters returning in Bulletproof. 530 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,720 Yes. 531 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,880 It's out on Sky One this Wednesday at 9pm. 532 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,720 Also available on NowTV. 533 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,040 And, I mean, this is your baby. 534 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,800 You created it, you got it made again, but you must be thrilled. 535 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,960 This is a huge hit for Sky. 536 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,400 Yeah, I mean, a massive hit. 537 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,440 We are very proud. 538 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,080 Ashley and I sort of bumped into each other one day 539 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,720 at an event and was like, we should probably work together. 540 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,360 And then we went to a coffee shop the week after, 541 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,240 shooting ideas around, and came up with this. 542 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,320 I just heard today that series four has been commissioned 543 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,520 and will be happening. 544 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,200 APPLAUSE. 545 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,720 All aboard the Clarke express! 546 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,760 Buy, buy, buy! 547 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,560 Very proud. 548 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,440 So this is Bulletproof 3, and this takes you to South Africa. 549 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,480 Yeah. 550 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,160 How does that happen and what happens? 551 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,040 Well, the characters go through a lot in season one and two, 552 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,400 for those people that have seen it, and so we decide that Pike's family, 553 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,600 Ashley Walters's character, decides they are going to take 554 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,200 a family holiday, and my character, being the character he is, 555 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,400 is like, well, I'm coming. 556 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,080 If you're going on holiday, I'm coming. 557 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,000 So he tags along, and they are on the beach, chilling out, 558 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,840 and something happens on the beach and they can't help but get 559 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,160 involved, and that takes them on an adventure 560 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,680 for the next three episodes. 561 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,080 Was it Rebel Wilson running in to get a passport? 562 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,640 It was, actually. 563 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,520 Now, your description of it there, that will get bums on seats, 564 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,960 for sure, but I believe this picture may also draw an audience. 565 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,640 This happened. 566 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,760 LAUGHTER. 567 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,120 That actually happened. 568 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,360 That does actually happen. 569 00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:01,000 It's the Clarke-oton. 570 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,440 Yeah, that does actually happen, not that particular moment. 571 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,040 That was for the Gram, obviously. 572 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,720 A very unusual free kick wall, that. 573 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,520 Just Messi-style defending. 574 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,560 Well, you know... 575 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,720 Was that why you had to get into shape? 576 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,400 For Bulletproof, you do get into shape. 577 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,280 Yes, we do get into shape, and we did get into shape. 578 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,200 That isn't the reason we got into shape. 579 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,880 It's a good thing we did though. 580 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,800 What happened, it was in season two, we were shooting season two 581 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,880 and Ashley and I were there, chatting away one day, and we did 582 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,240 a take and we were just laughing, and I was laughing and I looked 583 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,640 at the footage after, and I had, like, four Hobnobs 584 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,080 at the back of my neck. 585 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,760 And I was like, what are those? 586 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,960 And Ashley was like, yeah, didn't they tell you? 587 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,080 I'm like, mate, you need to stop talking, Shrek, 588 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,200 because you're like this. 589 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,800 And then we both looked at each other and were like, 590 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,880 we're out of shape. 591 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,760 And we went on this health kick and so, during season two, 592 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,360 for those that have watched it, I start season two at 13 and a half 593 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:56,760 stone and I ended at just under 11. 594 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,800 Like a backwards lockdown. 595 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,840 Yeah. 596 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,960 The costume lady, it was a nightmare for her because, by the end, 597 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,360 I looked like I was my son wearing my clothes. 598 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,560 They were just hanging off. 599 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,680 But I literally lost all that weight during season two, and Ashley did, 600 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,600 and we got six-packs, and now it's lockdown, 601 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,800 so it's back to a keg, but I'll get it back. 602 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,080 Let's watch a clip. 603 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,520 This is yourself and Ashley as Bishop and Pike, 604 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,320 and you are tracking down a suspect. 605 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,120 Welcome to our church. 606 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,160 Thank you. 607 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,280 Thank you. 608 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,560 Yeah, actually, we were looking for this guy. 609 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:35,080 Wondered if you recognised him. 610 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,000 Please, this is really important. 611 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,080 Maybe we can give you something in return. 612 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,960 Hmm, Bish? 613 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,480 Yeah, here. 614 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,520 No. 615 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:54,240 I want your shoes. 616 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,480 You want my shoes. 617 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,440 LAUGHTER. 618 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,080 This kid wants my shoes, yeah? 619 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,120 I know, I know. 620 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,560 Give them to him. 621 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,600 What? 622 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,080 Give him the shoes. 623 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,800 Give him the shoes? 624 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,440 You want me to punch up this kid in the church? 625 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,080 Want to get arrested for beating up a boy over trainers? 626 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,120 Please... 627 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,320 Give him the shoes, man. 628 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,760 Can I just have the shoes? 629 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,160 No problem, I don't care what I have to do. 630 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,680 He ain't getting my shoes. 631 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,760 Baller! 632 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,600 LAUGHTER. 633 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,240 Is it after that scene the kid also manages to get 634 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,160 all of your clothes off, and that's why you're both nude? 635 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,800 We chased the ball and mates are waiting round the corner, 636 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,040 and they take them. 637 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,960 OK, time to meet our final remote guest. 638 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,560 He's the iconic director of films such as Unbreakable, 639 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,680 Split and, of course, The Sixth Sense. 640 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,440 Please welcome M Night Shyamalan. 641 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:53,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 642 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,600 Hey, guys. 643 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,640 How are you? 644 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,680 We are very well. 645 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,880 So nice to see you. 646 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,560 Now, I believe I call you Night. 647 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,600 Is that right? 648 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,640 That's correct, yeah. 649 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,680 That's great. 650 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,880 The M is silent, OK. 651 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,920 Yes. 652 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,080 It's lovely to have you on the show finally. 653 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,480 As I'm sure you know, we've had lots of stars 654 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,600 of your movies on the show, and I wasn't sure whether you knew 655 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,960 this or not, but apparently you do, that Matthew Perry was on the show 656 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:21,160 and told this extraordinary anecdote involving him thinking he'd 657 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:26,240 spent a night with you, but apparently you do know about it 658 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,920 and there is an M Night Shyamalan twist to this anecdote. 659 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,720 Yeah, so he went on your show and he tells the story of being out 660 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,320 with me all night and he is having the greatest time and at the end 661 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,200 of the night he meets one of his friends, and his friend 662 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,400 is like, how's it going? 663 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,480 And he says, it's the greatest night of my life. 664 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,320 I've been hanging out with M Night Shyamalan. 665 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,400 And then the guy turns and says, that's not M Night Shyamalan, 666 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,560 and he's been hanging out with a random Indian 667 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,840 dude all night long. 668 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,800 That's the story that Matthew told when he was on your show. 669 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,920 Yeah. 670 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,120 But then I'm watching it and here's the twist. 671 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,560 We did actually hang out. 672 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:09,360 That's what is actually so astonishing. 673 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:13,480 So I've pieced it together, and I have an amateur sleuth 674 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,080 answer for what happened. 675 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,480 We were hanging out, and we were having fun, 676 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,000 and then Matthew was like, let's go to another place. 677 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,160 And I'm like, you know what, I'm a little tired, I'm 678 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,720 going to leave here and you can go to the other place. 679 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,600 Meanwhile, there's this kind of fan has been hanging about, 680 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,200 and he's also Indian, and he's been a big fan. 681 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,080 He's come over a couple of times and wants to hang out 682 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,240 with us and we're like, hey, it's OK, brother. 683 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,400 And he's over there. 684 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,880 And what I think happened is that Matthew went on to continue partying 685 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:54,400 and this other Indian dude joined him, and then later that 686 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,400 evening his friend came over and said, that's not 687 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,880 M Night Shyamalan, and then Matthew thought he second-guessed himself 688 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,040 that we actually had this evening together. 689 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,920 So all these years later, I had to see him because I'm 690 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,120 like, we did hang out! 691 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,520 We had a great time, and he was very fun. 692 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,560 I love that. 693 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,880 As an anecdote and anecdote part two, that's fantastic. 694 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,480 But it's really you, I'm told, so you are here to tell us 695 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,920 about your latest hit TV drama. 696 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,960 This is Servant. 697 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,520 It's on Apple TV+ from today. 698 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,320 This is the second series, so if people don't know, 699 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,560 where do we find the characters at this stage? 700 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,360 Oh, wow. 701 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:40,200 The show is about a couple that have tragically lost their child, 702 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:45,120 and the wife was doing a very kind of controversial therapy 703 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,800 where she pretended her child was still alive by this doll, 704 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,760 pretending this doll was her child, and this is actually a fringe 705 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,880 therapy that actually exists. 706 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,520 And she believes it so much that she hires a nanny for the doll. 707 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,880 And then, in the first season, out of nowhere, the nanny 708 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,280 is taking care of the doll, and then suddenly there 709 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,800 is a real child there. 710 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,200 And we don't know where the child has come from. 711 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,240 Is it the nanny's? 712 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,280 We don't know anything. 713 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,120 And at the end of season one, the nanny leaves and the child 714 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,240 leaves and the beginning of season two is her thinking that her child 715 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,480 has been kidnapped, and the husband realising that this lie he's been 716 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:31,440 perpetrating with his wife may get exposed. 717 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,640 Mr Night, Sir. 718 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,680 Question from Noel Clarke. 719 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,600 I feel like Fiona Bruce on Question Time. 720 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,000 Yes. 721 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,920 Mr Night, sir, I've actually watched the show. 722 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,080 Big fan, by the way, not a suck up. 723 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,520 LAUGHTER. 724 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,400 Are we going to find out more about the nanny's so-called parents, 725 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,800 no spoilers but you know what I'm going talking about? 726 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,960 Will we find out a bit more about that? 727 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,000 Yes, you will. 728 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,400 The second season you get a lot of wonderful answers 729 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,160 on the mythology, one of the positive things that happen 730 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,520 in this quarantine is I could just go in my library and work out 731 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,920 what was going to happen in the series and where 732 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,800 we were going to go to, so I laid out every episode, 733 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,400 all the way to the end of the finish of the show and what information 734 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,280 you are going to get, so it's a mystery and you get 735 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:17,920 to kind of tell those things so this second season your going 736 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,560 to kind of tell those things so this second season you're 737 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,000 going to get to know stuff. 738 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,920 Does a handsome, 40s English Blackman turn up 739 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,880 at the end of season two, beginning of season three? 740 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:33,800 You know what? 741 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,200 I'm getting an idea, I'm getting some ideas right now. 742 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,840 I could sense, I had a sixth sense as it were. 743 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,880 Oh very good. 744 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,960 He just lost it. 745 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,960 I ruined it. 746 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,960 Damn it. 747 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,840 Night, you have brought us a clip of season two of Servant, 748 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,280 what are we going to see? 749 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,480 This is from the opening of the second season, 750 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:59,880 so the very beginning of this moment when she realises, the wife realises 751 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,720 the wife realises that the child is gone and the nanny's gone 752 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,360 and then she does something which you'll watch and the husband's 753 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,520 reaction of realising that, everyone might find out he's 754 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,560 been duping his wife. 755 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,960 Here it is. 756 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,120 9780 Spruce Street. 757 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:17,480 It's an emergency, it's life-or-death. 758 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,520 He's gone. 759 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,560 So is Leanne. 760 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:24,520 Can you hear me? 761 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,560 They've taken Jericho. 762 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,600 Who did you call? 763 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,040 The police, who do you think? 764 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:36,000 Don't just stand there, do something. 765 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,240 APPLAUSE. 766 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,760 Ooh, good. 767 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:09,680 You are such an extraordinary storyteller, and you've made so many 768 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,440 films over the years, Daniel, you are a fan 769 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,480 of a particular one, I know. 770 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,200 Yeah, but I had no idea it was one of your movies. 771 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,920 Did you write Stuart Little? 772 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,000 Yeah, I did. 773 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,040 Amazing. 774 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,800 How did you not know that? 775 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,120 It's like finding out that Martin Scorsese did Tellytubbies. 776 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,480 How creepy is that mouse, how creepy is the mouse? 777 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,800 Oh, it's adorable. 778 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,920 I think at the centre of all my movies, there is a family 779 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,520 going through something extraordinary, and coming 780 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,800 out on the other side. 781 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:49,560 It fits into the oeuvre. 782 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,160 So it's fun for me to write and write about families 783 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,520 and in Stuart Little I got to do more comedy, which is something that 784 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,720 really I love to do. 785 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,760 I genuinely love it. 786 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,840 Me too. 787 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:04,440 Night, it's been a real pleasure, if it really is you. 788 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,640 Best of luck with Servant. 789 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,680 M Night Shyamalan, everyone! 790 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:14,640 APPLAUSE. 791 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,040 We turn to Daniel Sloss - and, Daniel, we're lucky 792 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,880 to have you here tonight, because it's rare this 793 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,280 happens to stand-ups, but I guess it's because of Netflix, 794 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,480 but you are properly international. 795 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,520 You play everywhere. 796 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,040 Yes. 797 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:34,640 My last show, X, came out just after my two 798 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,440 Netflix specials came out, and things went wild. 799 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,840 But it meant my last tour was about 18 months, 800 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,400 and we got to do places like Russia, Japan, Singapore, Hong Kong, 801 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,360 Estonia, Iceland, America, Lithuania, places that I'd never 802 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,200 expected I'd get the chance to go and perform, and you go 803 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:57,160 there and it was insane. 804 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,120 I mean, I lost my mind. 805 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,000 Because you're not just doing it... 806 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,840 I think some comics go and they do it to five people 807 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,080 and it's for the experience. 808 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,920 You're doing this in proper, big venues. 809 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,000 Yeah, Russia was 3,000 seats in an old aircraft hangar, 810 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,640 and I go on tour with my best friend and fellow comedian Kai Humphries, 811 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,880 and we have toured together for years and years, 812 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:27,080 and there's so many places we've gone to where I'm about to get 813 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:32,120 the accolade first English-speaking comedian in that country, 814 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,720 but because he opens for me it's his accolade every time! 815 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,360 We get to Lithuania and they're like, you're going to be 816 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,800 the first English-speaking comedian in Lithuania. 817 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,840 I'm like, brilliant! 818 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,520 And Kai is like, no, you're not! 819 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,560 LAUGHTER. 820 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,480 But I am single-handedly responsible for global warming, 821 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:50,240 and I do have to apologise at this point. 822 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,880 At what point did the audience become cars? 823 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,720 Just during this pandemic, and also most Russians 824 00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:01,080 are actually Transformers. 825 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,440 So, we must talk about one of your specials, Jigsaw, 826 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,360 which has led to this kind of extraordinary thing. 827 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,760 You would see it on stage, when you're on stage, 828 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,160 you could see it having an effect on your audience. 829 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,360 Yes, so the show is essentially a love letter to single people. 830 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,520 I think there is nothing wrong with being single. 831 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,920 We live in a society where we convince people that 832 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,560 if they are not in a relationship they are not enough, 833 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,480 and I don't think that's true. 834 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,360 So it was originally just meant to be talking about, you know, 835 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,520 the shitty relationships that people post about on Instagram, 836 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,680 where they're like, look at us, we're so happy! 837 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,680 And you're like, you are not happy. 838 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,800 I got so bored of that, and my dad had told me this 839 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,960 analogy when I was younger, and I started doing it on stage, 840 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,280 and we started noticing contention amongst couples in the audience. 841 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,920 And I started getting tweets a couple of days afterwards being, 842 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,280 I just broke up with my partner because of you, me and my boyfriend 843 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,400 of five years have just broken up, so I started keeping a tally, 844 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,960 because that's hysterical. 845 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,600 I had no idea it was going to have that impact. 846 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:06,720 And then it went on Netflix, and it's now, I think, 847 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,640 120,000 break-ups, 350 cancelled engagements and 300 divorces 848 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,440 that the show has caused. 849 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,560 APPLAUSE. 850 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,600 That's fantastic! 851 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,640 That's awful. 852 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,680 No, that's fantastic. 853 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,360 They weren't right for each other anyway. 854 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,400 I applaud you, man. 855 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,440 Yeah, breaking up... 856 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,080 If you sit down beside the love of your life, you're 857 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,280 not going to break up. 858 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,640 If you sit down beside the love of your life, you're going to watch 859 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,040 it and you're going to agree with it, because you're 860 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,200 in the right relationship, but what it does is, 861 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,120 for people in abusive relationships, bad relationships, relationships 862 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,560 where they are taken advantage of... 863 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,680 No, that's very good. 864 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,720 Delayed from me. 865 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,880 THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER. 866 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,480 Not many people will go to your next show on a date, I'd have thought. 867 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,080 If you and your partner are having a rough time during lockdown, 868 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,120 I thoroughly recommend it. 869 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,160 I really do. 870 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,360 I won't be watching that. 871 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,720 Thanks though. 872 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,520 Daniel, I would be talking to you tonight about your new book, 873 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,200 Everyone You Hate Is Going To Die, but... 874 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,800 It's a positive book. 875 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,960 How is that not a positive message? 876 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,000 Great title. 877 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,560 Yeah, it's a crowd pleaser. 878 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,080 But it's been delayed, and it's not because of Covid, the delay, is it? 879 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,240 It was originally a Covidy delay because obviously it's 880 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,880 being released in America first and we want to combine it 881 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,000 with a book tour out there, but we also want to not die 882 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:29,280 while doing that, either via pandemic or general Americans. 883 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,160 And then I also decided to add a chapter about mental health, 884 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,840 because I lost my mind last year. 885 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,480 Because of the amount of work or because of corona? 886 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,640 Because of Covid, so I'd gone from 18 months 887 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,160 of constantly touring, every day getting my confidence 888 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:49,080 and my self-worth from a roomful of strangers, and it was just 889 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,640 suddenly me, and my girlfriend loves me, 890 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,120 but not as much as 3,000 Russians. 891 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,760 Every day, I was like, babe, you need to up this, 892 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,400 because I'm really missing this type of infection. 893 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,760 So I then had to do a lot of self-reflection, so I was like, 894 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,680 I'm going to add that in as well. 895 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,720 Good luck to you. 896 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,760 Daniel Sloss, everybody. 897 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:16,720 APPLAUSE. 898 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,960 Right, it's time for music. 899 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,360 This singer-songwriter shot to fame in 2012 with the hit 900 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,040 single Lightning Bolt, and he's here tonight 901 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,080 performing All I Need. 902 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:34,040 Please welcome Jake Bugg! 903 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,560 # Call me cynical but original 904 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,120 # Trying to fit into a world that's so digital 905 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,280 # Came to let you know, left the pigeonhole 906 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,840 # Now I got to find the next one, let it go 907 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,040 # I don't think twice 908 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,560 # Cos I know my mind 909 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,440 # This could be our time 910 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,840 # Tonight, it feels so right 911 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:04,480 # All I need 912 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,920 # It don't let me down 913 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,880 # It don't let me down 914 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:16,280 # All I need 915 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,960 # And it don't let me down 916 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:22,920 # It don't let me down 917 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,600 # Tell me where the fight is 918 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,280 # Tell me where the high is 919 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,720 # Can you hear me now? 920 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:34,080 # Can you hear me now? 921 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:39,400 # Tell me where the fight is 922 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,240 # Tell me where the high is 923 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,680 # Can you hear me now? 924 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:50,080 # Can you hear me now? 925 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,480 # I know who you are And I'm never wrong 926 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,360 # And I believe you're nothing if you think you are someone 927 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,000 # Just try and realise that you don't have to lie 928 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,320 # Everybody is trying to live just one day at a time 929 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,760 # I don't think twice 930 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:11,280 # Cos I know my mind 931 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,720 # This could be our time 932 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,160 # Tonight it feels so right 933 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,840 # All I need 934 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:24,920 # It don't let me down 935 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,360 # It don't let me down 936 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,120 # All I need 937 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,720 # And it don't let me down 938 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:37,640 # It don't let me down 939 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,120 # Tell me where the fight is 940 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,800 # Tell me where the high is 941 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,240 # Can you hear me now? 942 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,360 # Can you hear me now? 943 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:54,320 # Tell me where the fight is 944 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,960 # Tell me where the high is 945 00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:03,040 # Can you hear me now? 946 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,640 # I don't think twice 947 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,080 # Cos I know my mind 948 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,600 # All I need 949 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,160 # It don't let me down 950 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:21,360 # It don't let me down 951 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,160 # All I need 952 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,840 # And it don't let me down 953 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:30,200 # It don't let me down 954 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200 # Tell me where the fight is 955 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,040 # Tell me where the high is 956 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,840 # Can you hear me now? 957 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:43,960 # Can you hear me now? 958 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,160 # Tell me where the fight is 959 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,200 # Tell me where the high is 960 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:59,320 # Can you hear me now?# 961 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,640 Hooray. 962 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,840 APPLAUSE. 963 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,000 Jake Bugg and his band and his backing vocalists, 964 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,840 come on over, Jake, do. 965 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,480 There's a whiff of showbiz, there's some glitter in that jacket. 966 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,160 He's changed. 967 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,760 He's changed! 968 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,520 Have a seat. 969 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,560 There's a nice clean chair for you. 970 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,200 Thank you very much for that Jake Bugg, how are you? 971 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,120 Yeah, I'm good thanks, man, how are you? 972 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,160 I'm great. 973 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,840 I love your suit by the way. 974 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,880 Mm? 975 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,920 I love your suit. 976 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,120 Oh, thank you very much. 977 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,560 I like your glittery showbiz jacket. 978 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,720 And that is All I Need, that's the single. 979 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:37,760 That's the single. 980 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,800 Out now. 981 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,000 Out now, yes, that's right. 982 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,440 And that's off a mythical album. 983 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,480 Not so mythical. 984 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,000 Is it happening? 985 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,880 Yeah, it's my fifth record and I'm pretty much there with it, 986 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,520 just waiting for a good time to release it, and yeah, 987 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,200 hopefully by the end of the year. 988 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,360 Just waiting for a good time to release it. 989 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,360 Good luck with that. 990 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,480 Yeah, true, yeah. 991 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,360 And when do you think you might get back to live performances, 992 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,000 or are you not even thinking about that at the moment? 993 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,600 Yeah, it'd be nice towards the second half the year, 994 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,520 but I doubt if it's going to happen. 995 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,200 Mate, I know some car park gigs. 996 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,560 LAUGHTER. 997 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,960 I'm all right, thank you. 998 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,000 Yes, yes. 999 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,440 BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. 1000 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:23,000 The emotional vortex of need has got so deep here. 1001 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,880 Well, thank you very much for that performance. 1002 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,920 Jake Bugg, everybody. 1003 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:33,880 APPLAUSE. 1004 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,440 Right, that's nearly it but before we go, 1005 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,840 just time for a visit to the Big Red Chair. 1006 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,760 Once again, our audience are watching from home, 1007 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,880 so do we have a volunteer to sit in the chair for them? 1008 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,640 I'll do it. 1009 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,640 No. 1010 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,760 No. 1011 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,920 Stop. 1012 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,960 Fine. 1013 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,040 Are you going, Daniel? 1014 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,080 Go on Daniel. 1015 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,840 There we go. 1016 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,240 It'll still be there, I promise we won't nick it. 1017 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,360 There he goes. 1018 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,480 So while Daniel is getting settled let's meet the first person who's up 1019 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,680 for the virtual red chair. 1020 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,720 Hello. 1021 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,400 Hello, good evening, Graham, good evening everybody. 1022 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,440 What's your name, sir? 1023 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,480 I'm Annersley. 1024 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,120 Annersley, and where are you? 1025 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,840 I'm in Pinner, in Middlesex. 1026 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,680 Marvellous. 1027 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,360 And what do you do in Pinner? 1028 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:22,040 I'm a political communications consultant. 1029 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,080 Well, now. 1030 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,480 Who knew? 1031 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,520 I know, tempting. 1032 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,560 No, let's wait. 1033 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,640 Let's wait. 1034 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:32,160 Let's see if Daniel Sloss is ready in the chair. 1035 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,600 There he is, look at him. 1036 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,640 Oh, he's keen. 1037 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,680 He's keen. 1038 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,040 OK, so you are going to tell a story that will prevent Daniel Sloss 1039 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,040 from being tipped in the chair. 1040 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,840 Off you go. 1041 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,440 So during the first lockdown I was tearing my hair out 1042 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,080 trying to find a cleaner because nobody was available. 1043 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:57,040 LAUGHTER. 1044 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,760 Yeah, I mean, was the expression tone deaf invented for this? 1045 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,360 LAUGHTER. 1046 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,400 Sorry Daniel. 1047 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,760 But I'm sure you'll agree. 1048 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,000 100%. 1049 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,400 I was almost certain it was just me throwing myself 1050 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,680 back there, in disgust. 1051 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,200 OK, let's try another one. 1052 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,960 We're just looking into it. 1053 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,040 My wine. 1054 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,080 Would you like some? 1055 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,000 Whoa! 1056 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,040 LAUGHTER. 1057 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,800 Good game, good game. 1058 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,000 Oh, we're good to go. 1059 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,080 Hello. 1060 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,120 Hello. 1061 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:36,040 What's your name. 1062 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,240 My name is Judith Scott. 1063 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,280 Lovely. 1064 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,960 Are you very far away Judith Scott. 1065 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,160 I'm in Brisbane Australia today. 1066 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:46,960 Today! 1067 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,800 Yeah, I'll just let you tell your story because the chatty thing 1068 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:50,840 seems quite difficult. 1069 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,680 Tell your story. 1070 00:46:52,680 --> 00:47:00,160 OK, well I was on holiday, as a newly wed, with my husband, 1071 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:05,080 in Canada, and we were staying with our in-laws. 1072 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,120 After a day out, 1073 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,520 we went to an ice-cream shop, to get some ice-creams. 1074 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,360 I went to the loo, when I came back out, saw that my husband was bent 1075 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:17,440 over looking at some ice-cream pizzas, he had shorts on and I had 1076 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,040 got into the habit of whenever he's got shorts on I would run my hand 1077 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:28,080 up his inside short leg and grab and tug whatever I could find. 1078 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,280 So I crept over and ran my fingers up his legs, and pulled 1079 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:35,240 some pubic hair out. 1080 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:41,240 An almighty roar came out of the owner, as I realised 1081 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,080 it was my father-in-law's leg, not my husband's, he turned round, 1082 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,280 holding his groin, with a... 1083 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,960 Good story. 1084 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,000 ..with a well big mouth and absolutely shocked. 1085 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,120 I think you can walk, you can walk, that was a good story. 1086 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,040 Yes. 1087 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,120 Thank you. 1088 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,160 Very good. 1089 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,200 Well done. 1090 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,880 That is all we've got time for. 1091 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,760 If you'd like to have a go in the red chair yourself 1092 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,160 and tell your story, you can contact us via our 1093 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,200 website at this address. 1094 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,840 Please say a huge thank-you to all my guests tonight - 1095 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,880 Jake Bugg, everybody! 1096 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,920 APPLAUSE. 1097 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,080 M Night Shyamalan, Daniel Sloss. 1098 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,360 APPLAUSE. 1099 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,280 Ant Middleton and Rebel Wilson. 1100 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,320 APPLAUSE. 1101 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,240 Noel Clarke and Keeley Hawes. 1102 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,640 APPLAUSE. 1103 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,560 Join me next week with Celeste, James Norton, Camille Cottin, 1104 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,320 Ian Wright, Neil Patrick Harris and Carey Mulligan. 1105 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,680 I'll see you then. 1106 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:36,160 Goodnight!