1 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,013 At this very moment in the town of Couer d'Couers 2 00:00:10,256 --> 00:00:15,103 Young Ned was 9 years, 27 weeks, 6 days and 3 minutes old. 3 00:00:21,478 --> 00:00:26,381 His dog Digby was 3 years, 2 weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, and 9 minutes old. 4 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,519 And not a minute older. 5 00:01:14,712 --> 00:01:18,563 This was the moment young Ned realized he wasn't like the other children. 6 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:21,584 Nor was he like anyone else for that matter. 7 00:01:22,654 --> 00:01:26,330 Young Ned could touch dead things and bring them back to life. 8 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:33,891 Transcript & sync www.All-about-Subs.fr 9 00:01:33,906 --> 00:01:36,995 A.a.S. Team 10 00:01:39,146 --> 00:01:41,262 This touch was a gift given to him, 11 00:01:41,424 --> 00:01:43,279 but not by anyone in particular. 12 00:01:48,938 --> 00:01:52,665 There was no box, no instructions, no manufacturer's warantee. 13 00:01:54,077 --> 00:01:55,113 It just was. 14 00:01:57,277 --> 00:01:59,701 The terms of use weren't immediately clear, 15 00:01:59,826 --> 00:02:02,137 Nor were they of immediate concern. 16 00:02:02,884 --> 00:02:04,547 Yound Ned was in love... 17 00:02:04,761 --> 00:02:06,043 Her name was Chuck. 18 00:02:06,244 --> 00:02:11,040 At this very moment she was 8 years 42 weeks 3 hours and 2 minutes old. 19 00:02:11,807 --> 00:02:16,279 Young Ned did not think of her as being born or hatched or conceived in anyway. 20 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:20,447 Chuck came ready-made from the Play-Doh fun factory of life. 21 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:26,172 In their imaginations, yound Ned and the girl named Chuck conquered the world. 22 00:02:43,807 --> 00:02:48,171 Long after their play date was over, young Ned remained under Chuck's spell. 23 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:54,129 Until a blood vessel in his mother's brain burst, killing her instantly. 24 00:03:14,826 --> 00:03:16,254 Must have slipped. 25 00:03:16,399 --> 00:03:18,395 Clumsy. Did the timer go off? 26 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:30,562 Young Ned's random gift that was, came with a caveat or too. 27 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:38,842 It was a gift that not only gave. 28 00:03:40,124 --> 00:03:41,537 It took. 29 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:44,895 Young Ned discovered he could only bring the dead back to life 30 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:47,285 for one minute without consequences. 31 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:51,104 Any longer and someone else had to die. 32 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,323 In the grand universal scheme of things, 33 00:03:55,448 --> 00:03:58,790 young Ned traded his mother's life for Chuck's father's. 34 00:03:59,242 --> 00:04:00,367 Come on big daddy, into bed. 35 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:03,135 But there was one more thing about touching 36 00:04:03,169 --> 00:04:05,258 dead things that young Ned didn't know. 37 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,759 And he learned it in the most unfortunate way. 38 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:26,883 First touch : life. 39 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,802 Second touch : dead again, forever. 40 00:04:33,652 --> 00:04:36,358 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. 41 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:40,176 After a brief mourning period, 42 00:04:40,276 --> 00:04:43,669 Young Ned's father would hustle him off to boarding school. 43 00:04:43,786 --> 00:04:45,458 Never to be seen again. 44 00:04:46,675 --> 00:04:49,385 Chuck would be fostered by aunts Lily and Vivian, 45 00:04:49,609 --> 00:04:51,724 A renowned synchronized swimming duo. 46 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:56,153 They shared matching personality disorders and a love for fine cheese. 47 00:05:03,454 --> 00:05:05,621 At their respective parent's funerals 48 00:05:05,882 --> 00:05:09,526 Dizzy with grief, curiosity and hormones ; 49 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:11,832 young Ned and the girl named Chuck, 50 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:15,175 had their first and only kiss. 51 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:21,620 After his mother's death, Ned avoided social attachments, 52 00:05:21,745 --> 00:05:25,188 fearing what he'd do if someone else he loved died. 53 00:05:26,575 --> 00:05:29,541 And he became obsessed with pies. 54 00:05:30,013 --> 00:05:34,174 It's 19 years 34 weeks 1 day and 59 minutes later, 55 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,082 Heretofore known as now. 56 00:05:38,436 --> 00:05:41,428 Young Ned has become the pie-maker. 57 00:05:44,394 --> 00:05:46,935 And this is where he makes his pies. 58 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:48,755 The peaches never brown, 59 00:05:48,889 --> 00:05:51,078 the dead fruit in his hand becomes ripe 60 00:05:51,136 --> 00:05:52,874 with everlasting flavor 61 00:05:53,158 --> 00:05:55,816 as long as he only touches it once. 62 00:05:57,696 --> 00:05:59,843 Every day I come in, I pick a pie, 63 00:05:59,889 --> 00:06:02,011 I concentrate all my love on that pie, 64 00:06:02,027 --> 00:06:04,817 if I love it, someone else is gonna love it, and you know what? 65 00:06:04,884 --> 00:06:05,925 By the end of the day, 66 00:06:05,942 --> 00:06:08,543 I've sold more of those pies than any other pie in the bakery. 67 00:06:08,694 --> 00:06:11,603 - Yeah? What pie do you love today? - Rhubarb. 68 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:15,062 I'll stick with three plum, a la mode. 69 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:21,629 Emerson Cod was the sole keeper of the pie-maker's secret. 70 00:06:21,775 --> 00:06:25,962 And this is how he came to be the sole keeper of the pie-maker's secret. 71 00:06:27,031 --> 00:06:29,901 A private investigator, Mr. Cod met the pie-maker 72 00:06:29,994 --> 00:06:33,031 when his Pie Hole was on the verge of financial ruin. 73 00:06:46,131 --> 00:06:48,322 Mr. Cod proposed a partnership. 74 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,553 Murders are much easier to solve when you can ask the victim who killed them. 75 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:55,421 The pie-maker reluctantly agreed. 76 00:06:59,484 --> 00:07:02,217 I ask you not to use the word zombie, it's disrespectful. 77 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,799 Stumbling around, squawking for brain, that's not how they do. 78 00:07:05,065 --> 00:07:06,910 An undead, nobody wants to be un-anything, 79 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:08,440 Why begin a statement with a negative? 80 00:07:08,455 --> 00:07:11,170 It's like saying : I don't disagree. Just say you agree. 81 00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:12,958 Are you confortable with living dead? 82 00:07:13,108 --> 00:07:14,612 You're either living or you're dead. 83 00:07:14,693 --> 00:07:16,606 When you're living your life when you're dead, 84 00:07:16,656 --> 00:07:20,000 that's what you are but when you're dead and then you're not, you're alive again. 85 00:07:20,093 --> 00:07:22,016 Can't we say alive again? 86 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:23,494 Didn't that sound nice? 87 00:07:23,887 --> 00:07:25,364 It sounds like you are a narcoleptic. 88 00:07:25,456 --> 00:07:27,954 I suffer from sudden uncontrolable attacks of deep sleep? 89 00:07:28,884 --> 00:07:31,040 - What's the other one? - Necrophiliac? 90 00:07:31,466 --> 00:07:33,438 All these sound alike, get mixed up in my head. 91 00:07:33,622 --> 00:07:36,764 Me too. I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food. 92 00:07:39,599 --> 00:07:40,958 I don't think that anymore. 93 00:07:41,719 --> 00:07:43,489 Can you lock the door behind you? 94 00:07:49,644 --> 00:07:51,935 So you want in on this opportunity or not? 95 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:53,816 A dog is involved. 96 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:57,497 - What kind of dog? - It's gonna be a dead dog. 97 00:07:57,608 --> 00:07:58,981 A dead dog named Cantaloupe. 98 00:07:58,998 --> 00:08:01,196 They're putting her down. Allegedly killed her owner. 99 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:03,541 - When you say allegedly... - Cantaloupe was framed. 100 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,861 Someone put a part of the victim in her mouth. 101 00:08:05,974 --> 00:08:08,475 Docile as a kitten, says the family. 102 00:08:08,664 --> 00:08:11,479 Despite it being a Chow, the breed most likely to turn on its owner. 103 00:08:12,175 --> 00:08:14,693 That's racial profiling. Look here. 104 00:08:14,766 --> 00:08:16,485 If the dog is innocent, then it's murder. 105 00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:18,758 And if it's murder, then there's a reward. 106 00:08:18,968 --> 00:08:21,590 The facts were these : one Leonard Gaswint 107 00:08:21,652 --> 00:08:26,366 39 years, 42 weeks, 5 days, 3 hours and 26 minutes old, 108 00:08:26,476 --> 00:08:27,895 was found mauled to death 109 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,137 in his home office. 110 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,707 His dog Cantaloupe was the sole witness and only suspect in the murder. 111 00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:36,643 Convinced of her innocence, the Gaswint family 112 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:39,613 offered a significant reward to find the real killer. 113 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:41,847 You're the dog expert? 114 00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:43,759 Already had a dog expert. 115 00:08:44,061 --> 00:08:45,121 I'm the... 116 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:46,570 ... other one. 117 00:08:49,484 --> 00:08:50,492 How's he look? 118 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,093 Fine, but my threshold's pretty high, 119 00:08:52,108 --> 00:08:54,758 so you have to take what I say with a grain of salt. 120 00:08:57,191 --> 00:08:58,349 That ain't a grain of salt. 121 00:08:58,391 --> 00:09:00,422 that's one of them blocks they give cows to lick. 122 00:09:00,437 --> 00:09:01,538 He can't help how he is. 123 00:09:01,621 --> 00:09:03,115 That don't make it any less dramatic. 124 00:09:03,216 --> 00:09:04,374 - For who? - Me. 125 00:09:04,642 --> 00:09:06,589 And I'm sure him, but mainly me. 126 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:08,972 I'm gonna wait outside. 127 00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:23,499 - Hello. - Hi. 128 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:25,924 Sorry to disturb you Mr. Gaswint or Leonard, 129 00:09:25,939 --> 00:09:27,540 - do you prefer- - Leo! 130 00:09:30,455 --> 00:09:31,650 Your current condition... 131 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,577 Do I have something right here? 132 00:09:35,347 --> 00:09:36,504 There's nothing right there. 133 00:09:36,554 --> 00:09:37,884 - Damn dog. - Cantaloupe? 134 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:40,447 No, Cantaloupe is docile as a kitten. 135 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:43,579 It's that Rottweiler, my secretary sicked her dog on me. 136 00:09:43,788 --> 00:09:46,105 She's been upset since last year's Christmas party. 137 00:09:46,154 --> 00:09:48,051 You know, it's a funny story... 138 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:52,921 Was it the Chow? 139 00:09:53,805 --> 00:09:55,819 The secretary... with her Rottweiler. 140 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:08,954 Her good name cleared and her execution stayed, 141 00:10:09,444 --> 00:10:10,924 Cantaloupe was freed. 142 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:14,810 And the secretary and her Rottweiler were hauled to justice. 143 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:16,901 An anonymous tip led to solving the murder 144 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:20,398 of a Michigan entrepreneur thought to be mauled to death by a family pet. 145 00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:23,215 The truth however is much more sinister. 146 00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:26,274 Olive Snook enjoyed her time with Digby. 147 00:10:26,638 --> 00:10:28,405 He was a surrogate for the human connection 148 00:10:28,553 --> 00:10:30,061 she wanted with the pie-maker. 149 00:10:30,384 --> 00:10:31,853 Her desperate attempts to connect 150 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,692 to someone so disconnected terrified him. 151 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,575 But that didn't stop her from trying. 152 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:38,992 How was your convention? 153 00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:40,477 Conventional. 154 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:41,690 How is Digby? 155 00:10:41,811 --> 00:10:43,200 Neurotic. He's a very needy dog. 156 00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:44,662 Do you pet him? 157 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,323 Maybe if you pet him once in a while, he wouldn't be so neurotic. 158 00:10:47,338 --> 00:10:50,134 I pet him, I'm allergic so I can't actually touch him but I pet him. 159 00:10:50,164 --> 00:10:52,029 With a stick? How do you pet him? 160 00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:55,943 A stick is involved but it's more like a handle to a... petting device. 161 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:57,968 A dog needs to be touched. 162 00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:01,372 We all need to be touched. 163 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,747 You touch him. Other people touch him. 164 00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:04,959 He's your dog. 165 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:06,477 Do you... 166 00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:08,280 ... touch anything? 167 00:11:08,993 --> 00:11:10,337 Of course, I... 168 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,817 I touch lots of things. 169 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:13,998 With affection. 170 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:17,972 When was the last time someone touched you with affection? 171 00:11:20,141 --> 00:11:21,141 I get touched... 172 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,848 Can you get Digby's leash now? 173 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,829 You don't mind that I don't touch you, do you? 174 00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:37,244 And then came the event that changed everything. 175 00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:39,750 In other news... the body of a young woman allegedly murdered 176 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,301 aboard a cruise ship has been recovered from the sea. 177 00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:44,357 The victim's identity is being withheld... 178 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,525 The pie-maker listened intently to the news, 179 00:11:46,645 --> 00:11:48,153 unaware that he stopped breathing. 180 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:52,262 He was haunted by the name of this woman who met her end on the high seas. 181 00:11:53,082 --> 00:11:55,229 Oh, my... here's your leash. 182 00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:57,086 But he didn't know why... 183 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,120 Her name is still withheld, very little is known of the victim 184 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,082 who was reportedly travelling alone 185 00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:04,995 when murdered aboard a passenger ship that was returning 186 00:12:05,144 --> 00:12:08,777 from a tropical cruise sailing between the United States and Tahiti. 187 00:12:09,154 --> 00:12:12,406 The ship's captain initially dismissed the death as an accident, 188 00:12:12,572 --> 00:12:15,736 suggesting the victim likely returned from a late night out... 189 00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:17,529 hurt herself retrieving ice. 190 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,452 Been watching the news lately? 191 00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:24,811 Doesn't seem like much going on in the world besides a dead girl on a boat. 192 00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:26,459 I'd going on with that dead girl. 193 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:27,583 Is that so? 194 00:12:27,927 --> 00:12:29,573 50000 $ worth of "that's so". 195 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,078 - You're interested in a conversation? - I could be persuaded. 196 00:12:32,091 --> 00:12:33,494 Well, you better be persuaded quick 197 00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:35,275 as the dead girl's about to go into ground. 198 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,146 They just put her out of the water. 199 00:12:37,574 --> 00:12:38,574 Jewish. 200 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:41,534 Christians leave them laying around, Jews got to get them buried. 201 00:12:41,663 --> 00:12:43,442 - Where’re we going? - Couer d'Couers. 202 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:46,153 - You ever been there? - I grew up there. Sort of... 203 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:49,285 This dead girl from Couer d'Couers, does she have a name? 204 00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:50,582 Charlotte Charles... 205 00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:57,268 Chuck... 206 00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:11,155 The pie-maker never returned to Couer d'Couers 207 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,336 after being sent away to school. 208 00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:15,615 But he thought of Chuck everyday. 209 00:13:16,511 --> 00:13:18,380 - You know this girl? - I know of her. 210 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,838 Know of her in the biblical sense? 211 00:13:19,873 --> 00:13:21,665 I haven't thought of her since I was 10. 212 00:13:21,825 --> 00:13:23,342 Think of her a lot when you were 10? 213 00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:26,533 Don't remember anything when I was 10. 214 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,550 The pie-maker remembers everything. 215 00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:32,067 The facts were these... 216 00:13:32,231 --> 00:13:37,215 Charlotte Charles, 28 years, 24 weeks, 3 days, 11 hours and 51 minutes old 217 00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:42,175 was found floating in the ocean moments after her body was discarded there. 218 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,515 "Discarded by whom?" seemed to be a question 219 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:51,824 only Charlotte Charles could answer. 220 00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:05,412 The funeral director, always eager to supplement his income, 221 00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:06,430 Gentlemen. 222 00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:09,328 was more than happy to grant the deceased an audience. 223 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:17,418 I just wanna... I wanna... Can I do this one alone? 224 00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:20,313 On account of... you know... the whole historical context of... 225 00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:22,230 You have something personal you need to say? 226 00:14:22,273 --> 00:14:23,273 No... 227 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:27,061 OK, maybe. But I've nothing to gain but a small amount of closure. 228 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,348 What you got so open it needs closure? 229 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,760 Just wanna say I'm sorry for something, 230 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,598 one of those stupid things kids do, they don't know they're doing. 231 00:14:35,637 --> 00:14:37,865 Yeah, well, you ask who killed her first. 232 00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:39,326 - OK. - You only got a minute. 233 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,458 - I know. - 60 seconds. 234 00:14:40,524 --> 00:14:41,878 - I know. - All right. 235 00:14:59,872 --> 00:15:01,866 Only Prince Charming could know 236 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,199 how the pie-maker felt upon looking at her. 237 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,642 Great thought was taken as to where to touch her. 238 00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:10,908 The lip's too forward. 239 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,129 The cheek... 240 00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:14,822 The cheek. 241 00:15:21,443 --> 00:15:22,876 - Chuck, wait! - Who are you? 242 00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:26,140 You remember the little boy who lived next door to you when your dad died? 243 00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:29,727 Ned? Oh, my God! Hey, how are you? 244 00:15:29,893 --> 00:15:32,908 Good, you look great. You know what's happening right now? 245 00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:36,393 I had the strangest dream, I was being strangled to death with a plastic sack. 246 00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:38,502 You were strangled to death with a plastic sack. 247 00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:40,002 That's probably an odd thing to hear 248 00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:41,915 but I wasn't quite sure how to sugar-coat it. 249 00:15:44,105 --> 00:15:45,671 You only have a minute... less. 250 00:15:45,809 --> 00:15:47,373 What can I do in less than a minute? 251 00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:50,770 You could tell me who killed you, so... you know, justice can be served. 252 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,932 That's really sweet but I don't know who killed me. 253 00:15:52,947 --> 00:15:53,986 I went to go to get ice 254 00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:56,381 and I dropped my room key in the icemaker, as I was thinking, 255 00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,720 ... "That was dumb". - She was thinking, "That was dumb", 256 00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:01,671 Chuck was strangled to death with a plastic sack. 257 00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:03,815 And then you touched my cheek. 258 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,953 - What's going on? - Just a second! 259 00:16:07,118 --> 00:16:08,513 - Is my time up? - I'm sorry. 260 00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,688 Well... thanks for calling me Chuck. 261 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,923 Do you know, nobody's called me Chuck since... 262 00:16:15,649 --> 00:16:16,737 ... since you. 263 00:16:17,449 --> 00:16:19,680 And I used to, when I lived next door to you... 264 00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:21,323 I had a cr... I was in... 265 00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:24,348 You were my first kiss. 266 00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:26,111 Yeah? 267 00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,117 You were my first kiss too. 268 00:16:30,051 --> 00:16:33,806 You wanna be my last kiss? First and last? Is that weird? 269 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:36,674 That's not weird. 270 00:16:37,312 --> 00:16:38,326 It's magical. 271 00:16:39,692 --> 00:16:42,160 Chuck's minute of life was nearly over. 272 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,508 The pie-maker's lips went as far as they would go. 273 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,934 He couldn't will them to go any further. 274 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,492 And as a consequence... 275 00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:03,537 ... the funeral director would go no further. 276 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,035 Hey, if you don't wanna kiss me, it's OK. I just thought it might be... 277 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,828 No, I want to, I do, I... 278 00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:22,244 What if you didn't have to... be dead. 279 00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:25,388 Well, that would be preferable. 280 00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:28,633 Nobody can know. 281 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,596 Hop in! 282 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,722 I got to think of a way to get you out of here. 283 00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:37,575 Can you lie really still, until I get back? 284 00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:43,265 Doesn't know. Didn't know. 285 00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:45,547 So somebody just threw her carcass overboard. 286 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,913 - Why're you sweating? - I'm... It's warm in there. What? 287 00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:49,311 - Your eye's twitching. - My eye? 288 00:17:49,326 --> 00:17:51,285 You eye is twitching. 289 00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:53,996 When people aren't being honest, their eye twitches. 290 00:17:54,109 --> 00:17:56,043 Right there. Like yours did just now. 291 00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,968 It's nerves. Aggravated by a stomach thing. 292 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,045 It's like acid reflux but in my eye. 293 00:18:00,598 --> 00:18:02,476 I think I'm gonna stay for the service. 294 00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:03,818 Is that so? 295 00:18:03,978 --> 00:18:07,104 Just feeling nostalgic. Do you remember how to get back to the station? 296 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:10,819 It's down the... I'll catch a later bus. 297 00:18:49,236 --> 00:18:53,569 Lying in the dark, Chuck considered how she came to be lying in the dark. 298 00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:58,726 She considered the life that was with aunts Lily and Vivian. 299 00:19:00,496 --> 00:19:05,506 Their personality disorders blossomed into incapacitating social phobia. 300 00:19:05,932 --> 00:19:09,472 Which made it difficult for them to leave the house. 301 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:13,822 Which in turn made it difficult for Chuck to leave them. 302 00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:18,052 She served her community by harvesting honey for the homeless. 303 00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:21,359 She never strayed far from home. 304 00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:23,975 She read about people she could never be, 305 00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:26,433 and adventures she would never have. 306 00:19:27,268 --> 00:19:30,234 Life was good enough, until one day, it wasn't. 307 00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:31,999 Chuck wanted more. 308 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:36,332 But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique, she got more than she bargained for. 309 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,398 Hey, I think somebody's truck's on fire. 310 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:42,839 Oh Gee! 311 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,384 Sorry I'm late. 312 00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:53,456 Only Sleeping Beauty could know how she felt at this moment. 313 00:19:58,103 --> 00:20:00,194 I can't even hug you, what if you need a hug? 314 00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:01,629 A hug can turn your day around. 315 00:20:01,644 --> 00:20:02,767 I'm not a fan of hug. 316 00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:04,185 Then you haven't been hug properly, 317 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,808 it's like an emotional Heimlich someone puts their arms around you 318 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,554 and they give you a squeeze and... 319 00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:10,917 All your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth 320 00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:12,634 in a big wet wad and you can breathe again. 321 00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:14,020 That's fine for someone else to do 322 00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:16,207 if I'm choking on something other than emotion but 323 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,348 you can't touch me. 324 00:20:17,695 --> 00:20:19,086 So a kiss is out of the question? 325 00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,010 I've lost my train of thought. 326 00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:29,762 How long have you been thinking about this? 327 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,842 Like thinking thinking? That wasn't premeditated, 328 00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:35,123 I wasn't lying in wait, more like I was musing on the idea 329 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,248 not you know, 330 00:20:36,358 --> 00:20:38,209 dwelling, there were times I did dwell on you 331 00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:39,379 about you, a little. 332 00:20:39,457 --> 00:20:42,875 But I wasn't seriously considering till the exact moment I did it 333 00:20:43,095 --> 00:20:44,655 or didn't do it... 334 00:20:45,755 --> 00:20:47,583 I was wondering if you'd come back. 335 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,518 I guess you came back when I needed you most. 336 00:20:49,544 --> 00:20:52,057 Well that would have been before I was killed, 337 00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:53,858 but this worked out. 338 00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:55,794 You understand you can't go back, right? 339 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,135 You can't see your aunts. 340 00:20:57,169 --> 00:20:59,184 They'll go off their rockers without me. Besides, 341 00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:01,159 they're shut-in, it's not like they talk to anybody. 342 00:21:01,174 --> 00:21:02,740 People aren't used to this sort of thing. 343 00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,808 Issues of morality, how come she's not dead anymore? 344 00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:05,907 It'd be a disaster. 345 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,666 I suppose dying is as good an excuse as any to start living. 346 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:19,833 This is Digby. 347 00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:21,818 Wasn't your old dog named Digby? 348 00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:23,173 This is him. 349 00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:25,655 Did you...? 350 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,180 And now is here? 351 00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,570 Yeah. 352 00:21:28,946 --> 00:21:30,116 You seem to do that a lot. 353 00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:31,293 Why do you do that a lot? 354 00:21:31,364 --> 00:21:32,385 It's just the two of you. 355 00:21:34,144 --> 00:21:36,392 I hate to be a bad host but I'm sort of exhausted 356 00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:39,170 - from chasing your coffin. - Oh yeah, of course. 357 00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:42,734 I'm gonna sleep here, you take the bed, I insist. 358 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:47,184 My eyes are rolling back into my head. 359 00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:49,971 I'm lying down now. 360 00:21:59,575 --> 00:22:01,050 I'd kiss you but it would kill me. 361 00:22:02,851 --> 00:22:04,810 28 year-old lonely tourist Charlotte Charles 362 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,489 was laid to rest earlier today. 363 00:22:06,603 --> 00:22:09,667 She is survived by her aunts, Vivian and Lili Charles, 364 00:22:09,908 --> 00:22:10,955 In a strange bed, 365 00:22:10,970 --> 00:22:13,490 watching her own funeral on the evening news, 366 00:22:13,505 --> 00:22:17,081 Chuck was strucked by the undignified nature of celebrity. 367 00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:21,024 No one wants to be famous for the way they die. 368 00:22:21,087 --> 00:22:24,400 Boutique Travel Travel Boutique has offered a $50,000 reward 369 00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:26,308 in the murder of Charlotte Charles. 370 00:22:29,603 --> 00:22:30,603 Ned? 371 00:22:35,163 --> 00:22:37,546 Would I be alive right now if I knew who killed me? 372 00:22:38,196 --> 00:22:39,284 Of course, don't be silly, 373 00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,185 that's something in the news about the reward. 374 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,941 You said you wanted to know who killed me so that justice could be served. 375 00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:45,560 And I don't think justice was on the menu, 376 00:22:45,561 --> 00:22:47,270 maybe as a side dish but not as an entree. 377 00:22:47,285 --> 00:22:48,538 It's most definitely an entree. 378 00:22:48,553 --> 00:22:51,011 It was a special of the day. Can we drop the metaphore? 379 00:22:51,075 --> 00:22:53,804 I wouldn't have known you had died if it weren't for the reward. 380 00:22:53,836 --> 00:22:55,043 When were you gonna tell me? 381 00:22:55,077 --> 00:22:57,678 In the morning, or when it came up which ever didn't come first. 382 00:22:57,699 --> 00:22:59,493 $50,000, that makes a lot of pie. 383 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,259 25,000, I have a business partner. 384 00:23:01,628 --> 00:23:04,394 - What? It's a business? - Not in the traditional sense. 385 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,221 You touch murdered victims, 386 00:23:06,236 --> 00:23:08,115 you ask who killed them, you touch them again, 387 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:10,059 they go back to being dead, and then you... 388 00:23:10,243 --> 00:23:11,243 collect the reward? 389 00:23:11,506 --> 00:23:12,846 That's it in a nutshell. 390 00:23:12,931 --> 00:23:14,208 So you're after my reward? 391 00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:16,143 I'm not mad at you, I just want to know... 392 00:23:16,158 --> 00:23:17,931 I'll be mad at you if you lie to me though. 393 00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:18,946 I don't want your reward. 394 00:23:18,947 --> 00:23:21,586 I'll be so mad if you're lying, you'll have me scratching the drapes. 395 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,765 I'm not lying. 396 00:23:22,981 --> 00:23:24,955 Please don't attack the window treatments. 397 00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:26,952 Okay, go back to sleep. 398 00:24:24,325 --> 00:24:25,758 I'm a friend of Ned's. 399 00:24:28,892 --> 00:24:29,928 Does he touch you? 400 00:24:31,485 --> 00:24:34,336 - So how was the service? - You know, I just paid my respects. 401 00:24:34,868 --> 00:24:36,405 You weren't looking to get paid? 402 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,631 Might see a dead woman speaking to you in confidence 403 00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:41,222 as an opportunity to make a whole lot of money by your lonesome. 404 00:24:41,237 --> 00:24:44,861 - Regardless of prior arrangements. - There's no opportunity here. 405 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:46,800 Are you the business partner? 406 00:24:46,998 --> 00:24:48,856 - Yes, Ma'am. - Found her upstairs. 407 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,964 Doesn't she look a lot like that dead girl? 408 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,883 She looks exactly like that dead girl. 409 00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,082 You should take that as a compliment, she was pretty. 410 00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:56,311 Pie time. 411 00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:58,197 Pie time? 412 00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:03,464 I've been ruminating and by ruminating ; I mean pondering not chewing cud. 413 00:25:03,481 --> 00:25:05,621 How about we solve my murder and collect the reward? 414 00:25:05,646 --> 00:25:06,828 wouldn't that be poetic? 415 00:25:07,281 --> 00:25:08,365 Certainly an anecdote. 416 00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:09,785 She's supposed to be in the ground. 417 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,187 I thought you didn't want the reward. 418 00:25:11,202 --> 00:25:14,639 No, I wanted you not to want the reward. $50,000 is a lot of money. 419 00:25:15,421 --> 00:25:16,421 Three way split. 420 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:17,520 30-30-40? 421 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,010 It's only fair I get more ; I did die for it. 422 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,670 I'm not a detective, I make pies. 423 00:25:21,685 --> 00:25:23,984 You can't just touch somebody's life and be done with it. 424 00:25:23,999 --> 00:25:25,318 Yes I can, that's how I roll. 425 00:25:25,463 --> 00:25:26,768 I could do 30-30-40. 426 00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:28,485 She's supposed to be dead. 427 00:25:28,839 --> 00:25:30,073 You're supposed to be dead. 428 00:25:30,712 --> 00:25:32,442 - This is pushing your luck. - Yeah, well, 429 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:34,286 luck pushed me first. 430 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:40,911 It's just so shockingly stupid, I have a hard time believing you did it. 431 00:25:41,244 --> 00:25:42,738 You just agreed to be her partner. 432 00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:44,789 I intend to profit from your stupidity. 433 00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:45,936 Are you in love with her? 434 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,469 Cause it's that level of stupid... 435 00:25:47,484 --> 00:25:49,940 I'll admit to being confused, it's a very confusing time. 436 00:25:49,941 --> 00:25:52,675 Childhood issues, digging in the dirt, it's all coming up. 437 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:54,869 You know what? We all have childhood issues, okay? 438 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:55,870 Believe me, I got 439 00:25:55,871 --> 00:25:58,585 the full subscription, okay? Horror stories. 440 00:25:58,586 --> 00:26:00,568 I kind of killed her dad when I was 10. 441 00:26:00,569 --> 00:26:02,052 Maybe not horror stories. 442 00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:04,008 She doesn't know. 443 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,043 But I wanted to make it better or different in what it was because 444 00:26:07,058 --> 00:26:09,625 what it was was her dead and I didn't that to be my fault too. 445 00:26:09,745 --> 00:26:11,093 But who died instead? 446 00:26:13,384 --> 00:26:15,235 It's a random proximity thing. 447 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:17,405 - Bitch! I was in proximity. - I wasn't thinking. 448 00:26:19,008 --> 00:26:20,412 I wondered what happened to him. 449 00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:22,589 He was a very very bad man. 450 00:26:22,604 --> 00:26:25,561 He stole stuff off dead people and sold it on the internet. 451 00:26:25,838 --> 00:26:27,605 - It's all on the obituary. - That's nice. 452 00:26:27,778 --> 00:26:29,837 The fact that he was a very very bad man 453 00:26:29,852 --> 00:26:31,536 makes you feel better about what you did? 454 00:26:31,551 --> 00:26:32,965 Yes, immensely. 455 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,937 I would've felt horrible if it was... 456 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:36,696 you for example. 457 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,389 I'm not proud. 458 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,159 You know what? I'm glad you did it. 459 00:26:40,192 --> 00:26:42,321 Makes the worst thing I ever did seem insignificant. 460 00:26:42,354 --> 00:26:44,183 Listen to you, all judgy judge. 461 00:26:44,297 --> 00:26:45,744 Judgy judge? Look. 462 00:26:46,566 --> 00:26:50,125 You don't know anything about this girl except she got herself killed. 463 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,435 I'm not who you think I am. 464 00:26:55,187 --> 00:26:56,406 Who does he think you are? 465 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,828 The small town girl who never saw the world, 466 00:26:58,843 --> 00:27:00,650 only to have her first time out be her last. 467 00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:02,293 Well, that is who I am but 468 00:27:03,350 --> 00:27:05,198 I was hoisted by my own petard. 469 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,230 What's the petard? 470 00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:08,215 In my case, the petard is that Tahitian getaway 471 00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:09,278 was a devil's bargain. 472 00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:11,200 - Who's the devil? - Deedee Dafield. 473 00:27:11,568 --> 00:27:13,419 Manager Boutique Travel Travel Boutique. 474 00:27:13,434 --> 00:27:15,653 She offered me a high seas adventure at no cost. 475 00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:17,497 All I had to do was pick up a package. 476 00:27:17,752 --> 00:27:19,383 - Are you a drug mule? - No. 477 00:27:20,532 --> 00:27:22,192 I'm a monkey mule. 478 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,561 And these are the monkeys in question. 479 00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:27,625 You died for a pair of plaster monkeys. 480 00:27:27,805 --> 00:27:30,733 Deedee said they weren't worth much, their only value was sentimental. 481 00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:32,571 Those must have been some emotional monkeys. 482 00:27:32,622 --> 00:27:34,221 You should ask Deedee about all of this, 483 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,936 I'm very curious as what she has to say. 484 00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:39,926 Boutique Travel Travel Boutique manager Deedee Dafield 485 00:27:39,941 --> 00:27:42,695 hoped the $50,000 reward would catch her killer 486 00:27:42,747 --> 00:27:44,416 before her killer caught her. 487 00:27:46,996 --> 00:27:50,705 The reward failed short of achieving its desired goal. 488 00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:54,591 I guess I can't be too mad at her. 489 00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:57,045 Is that how they found me? It's humiliating. 490 00:27:57,229 --> 00:27:58,605 How long she's been here? 491 00:27:58,690 --> 00:28:00,341 Touch the poor bitch and ask her. 492 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,943 I'm sort of embarrassed to do it in front of you. 493 00:28:19,570 --> 00:28:21,201 Hey, Charlotte. 494 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,690 Hey, Deedee. 495 00:28:22,818 --> 00:28:25,953 Now, had I known you'd be the first person I'd see when I got to... 496 00:28:26,569 --> 00:28:27,569 Is this... 497 00:28:27,945 --> 00:28:28,945 Which one is this? 498 00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:30,607 This is neither. Well, maybe it's both, 499 00:28:30,622 --> 00:28:31,839 but listen, this is the deal. 500 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:34,293 You get to talk for like a minute, 501 00:28:34,411 --> 00:28:36,732 we're gonna catch up and then you're not talking anymore. 502 00:28:36,786 --> 00:28:37,946 Does everyone get to do this? 503 00:28:37,961 --> 00:28:39,648 Cause, girl, we got to break it down. 504 00:28:39,663 --> 00:28:41,246 Did you know I was gonna get killed? 505 00:28:41,357 --> 00:28:43,180 I thought there might be the possibility, 506 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:46,225 yes, I'm really sorry about that, I probably should've said something. 507 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,708 But to be honest, and... 508 00:28:47,723 --> 00:28:49,559 really why not at this point? 509 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,757 If it was safe, I would've done it myself. 510 00:28:51,842 --> 00:28:53,289 God, this is fantastic. 511 00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:54,565 Being honest is fun. 512 00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:57,700 Ask her who killed her and you and what's with the monkeys. 513 00:28:57,827 --> 00:28:58,837 Who are those people? 514 00:28:58,877 --> 00:29:00,724 That's Emerson, I don't really know him, 515 00:29:01,044 --> 00:29:02,044 and this is Ned. 516 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:03,642 He was my first kiss. 517 00:29:05,089 --> 00:29:06,932 You're adorable. 518 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,408 Look at... 519 00:29:11,635 --> 00:29:12,635 You couldn't have... 520 00:29:12,937 --> 00:29:14,332 Scooted back a little. 521 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,809 I didn't know she was gonna touch my cheek, who does that? 522 00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:18,670 Actually, she does that a lot. 523 00:29:18,744 --> 00:29:20,874 All right, but why would whoever killed you kill her 524 00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:22,167 when he already got his monkeys? 525 00:29:22,181 --> 00:29:25,043 I dropped my key in the icemaker, he couldn't get into my room. 526 00:29:27,257 --> 00:29:28,760 For Pete's sake. 527 00:29:29,157 --> 00:29:30,448 This is a nightmare. 528 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,772 He doesn't have the monkeys. 529 00:29:32,983 --> 00:29:35,660 When you get murdered on a boat, where do they send your things? 530 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:36,980 Your next of kin. 531 00:29:58,951 --> 00:29:59,951 You stay here. 532 00:30:00,129 --> 00:30:01,505 I just want to look in the window. 533 00:30:01,518 --> 00:30:03,616 You can't. You can have your pie but you can't eat it, 534 00:30:03,617 --> 00:30:05,587 that's the way it works. - You're making me hungry. 535 00:30:05,588 --> 00:30:07,591 I was supposed to keep them sane and I left. 536 00:30:07,592 --> 00:30:09,332 I'd just die if anything happened to them, 537 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,453 I mean I'd die... again. 538 00:30:11,468 --> 00:30:14,231 We'll make sure your aunts are safe and then we'll call the police. 539 00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:16,560 I wish I could give you an emotional Heimlich 540 00:30:16,588 --> 00:30:19,560 'cause you could cough up that wad of fear and anxiety but I can't. 541 00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:22,611 Give her a hug. 542 00:30:32,151 --> 00:30:33,681 That was from me. 543 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:44,386 Aunt Vivian and Aunt Lily were all Chuck had 544 00:30:44,415 --> 00:30:46,991 and before Chuck all they had was each other. 545 00:30:49,255 --> 00:30:52,794 While still in their teens they made a name for themselves as the 546 00:30:52,964 --> 00:30:55,087 "Darling Mermaid Darlings". 547 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:06,551 Many, many, many years later 548 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:11,081 still holding on to their fading glory as underwater artists 549 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,713 their lives were changed forever, 550 00:31:13,742 --> 00:31:17,818 when Lily, while cleaning the litterbox, got dirty cat sand in her eye. 551 00:31:18,016 --> 00:31:20,623 Not only did she lose her eye 552 00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:24,215 but the "Darling Mermaid Darlings" lost their careers. 553 00:31:24,555 --> 00:31:26,537 They retreated behind a fence 554 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:30,019 and made sure the world stayed on the other side. 555 00:31:31,179 --> 00:31:32,215 Hello? 556 00:31:32,255 --> 00:31:33,982 Hi, my name is Ned. 557 00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:36,133 I lived next door 20 years ago. 558 00:31:36,388 --> 00:31:38,653 I am... was a friend of Chuck's. 559 00:31:39,502 --> 00:31:40,917 Charlotte's, rather. 560 00:31:42,757 --> 00:31:44,257 Please, come in. 561 00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:46,050 Please. 562 00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:58,128 Charlotte was a firecracker, always trying to get us out of the house, 563 00:31:58,157 --> 00:32:00,676 threatening to bake antidepressants into our food. 564 00:32:00,702 --> 00:32:03,156 It got to the point I was scared to eat anything she cooked. 565 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:05,715 She was a good cook and a nice girl. 566 00:32:06,338 --> 00:32:07,442 Do you like girls? 567 00:32:08,121 --> 00:32:09,121 Yes, Ma'am. 568 00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,787 Charlotte was a nice girl. 569 00:32:11,815 --> 00:32:13,166 With the exception of puberty... 570 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,979 Which was unfortunately when Lily was going through a change of life. 571 00:32:16,013 --> 00:32:19,458 Impolite to discuss a person's menopause in mixed company. 572 00:32:19,515 --> 00:32:21,298 It nearly killed me. 573 00:32:21,646 --> 00:32:23,203 Horrible, the way Charlotte died. 574 00:32:23,298 --> 00:32:24,344 On a cruise... 575 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:28,129 Last days spent surrounded by middle-aged overweight women 576 00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:31,059 who wear sweatshirts with things sewn to them. 577 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,672 Usually kittens made of felt. 578 00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:35,223 And the food is perfectly atrocious. 579 00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:38,206 Unless she enjoyed vomiting and diarrhea, 580 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,374 I can't imagine she had a good last meal. 581 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,995 Good last meal can go a long way. 582 00:32:41,996 --> 00:32:43,786 Our penal system makes a point of it. 583 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,614 It's nice she had a little glimpse of the world before she died. 584 00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:48,479 Nah, the world isn't that great. 585 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,600 Well, at least she had the good sense not to fly. 586 00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:53,053 Airplanes fall out of the sky every day. 587 00:32:59,074 --> 00:33:02,807 Cheese. I would recommend the pure goat with blue ash... 588 00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:04,502 it has a grassy flavor. 589 00:33:06,381 --> 00:33:07,909 It does have a grassy flavor. 590 00:33:07,994 --> 00:33:09,834 It's delicious with Charlotte's honey. 591 00:33:10,024 --> 00:33:12,410 You haven't lived until you've tasted her honey. 592 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,533 The homeless love it. 593 00:33:16,605 --> 00:33:19,147 Not to change the subjects but, 594 00:33:19,424 --> 00:33:21,327 has the cruiseline returned her belongings? 595 00:33:21,736 --> 00:33:24,243 Specifically a stainless steel briefcase. 596 00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:31,405 Chuck couldn't remember why she was so desperate to leave this life behind. 597 00:33:31,858 --> 00:33:34,632 She missed her aunts, she missed her bees. 598 00:33:35,736 --> 00:33:37,717 She missed everything she was. 599 00:33:48,984 --> 00:33:50,031 Hello? 600 00:34:00,931 --> 00:34:03,364 Smuggling monkeys put an end to her life. 601 00:34:03,534 --> 00:34:07,016 Chuck didn't want to be remembered as the lonely tourist. 602 00:34:07,752 --> 00:34:10,470 She wanted to be remembered as something sweeter. 603 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,054 Unaware of Lily's fate upstairs, 604 00:34:48,082 --> 00:34:50,828 the pie-maker did his best to comfort Vivian. 605 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:53,008 Charlotte always wanted to get away. 606 00:34:53,546 --> 00:34:55,754 She got away further than any of us thought. 607 00:34:56,858 --> 00:35:00,849 In a rare moment of sensitivity, he reached out and touched her. 608 00:35:09,738 --> 00:35:12,682 Not realizing she didn't like being touched. 609 00:35:15,569 --> 00:35:17,862 I go see if she needs any help bringing it down. 610 00:35:38,923 --> 00:35:40,169 Didn't I kill you? 611 00:35:41,244 --> 00:35:43,820 I can hold my breath for a long time. 612 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,832 The jig appeared to be up. 613 00:35:55,115 --> 00:35:57,578 Aunt Lily was looking directly at her niece. 614 00:35:57,635 --> 00:36:00,069 Her niece who wasn't supposed to be alive. 615 00:36:00,635 --> 00:36:02,221 And if she possessed two good eyes... 616 00:36:03,721 --> 00:36:05,193 ... she would have seen her. 617 00:36:22,637 --> 00:36:25,263 A rush of warmth washed over the pie-maker. 618 00:36:27,443 --> 00:36:30,387 He would later describe this feeling as "delight". 619 00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:34,803 The girl he rescued from death had returned the favor. 620 00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:45,673 Former "Darling Mermaid Darlings" Vivian and Lily Charles 621 00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:49,297 defeated a deadly home invader who may have some connection 622 00:36:49,353 --> 00:36:51,278 to the smuggling-related murder of their niece 623 00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:53,175 lonely tourist Charlotte Charles. 624 00:36:53,373 --> 00:36:55,609 When asked about a "Darling Mermaid Darlings" reunion, 625 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:58,157 the sisters mentioned a benefit performance to support 626 00:36:58,242 --> 00:37:00,308 "Honey for the Homeless" was in the works. 627 00:37:10,641 --> 00:37:12,396 Was this really an act of kindness? 628 00:37:12,537 --> 00:37:13,585 Me, here... 629 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,755 Were you really trying to do something good 630 00:37:16,784 --> 00:37:18,586 for no other reason than to help me? 631 00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:20,832 I was being selfish. 632 00:37:21,762 --> 00:37:23,625 I'd love to tell myself I was being unselfish 633 00:37:23,663 --> 00:37:25,531 but I know deep down in my primal sweet spot 634 00:37:25,587 --> 00:37:27,682 I was being unselfish for selfish reasons. 635 00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:33,117 I just thought, my world would be a better place if you were in it. 636 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,570 Is there anything else I should know? 637 00:37:41,015 --> 00:37:42,742 The pie-maker wanted to tell Chuck 638 00:37:42,842 --> 00:37:45,884 about that fateful afternoon when he inadvertently 639 00:37:45,934 --> 00:37:48,913 killed her father, but instead he said : 640 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:51,810 No. 641 00:37:56,873 --> 00:37:59,977 Well I figure since they cost me my life, I should get to keep at least one. 642 00:38:00,095 --> 00:38:03,152 And seeing that I wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for you... 643 00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:05,204 I want you to have the other one. 644 00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:10,657 It's like those little half-heart pendants... 645 00:38:10,738 --> 00:38:11,788 except with monkeys. 646 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,695 Thank you for bringing me back to life. 647 00:38:18,806 --> 00:38:19,806 You're welcome. 648 00:38:33,866 --> 00:38:35,931 Oh, these are heavy... 649 00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:49,690 The monkeys value was significantly more than sentimental. 650 00:38:49,945 --> 00:38:51,417 They were golden. 651 00:38:52,691 --> 00:38:55,606 The man who killed Chuck was killed by Aunt Lily. 652 00:38:56,795 --> 00:38:59,258 After collecting the $50,000 reward, 653 00:38:59,343 --> 00:39:02,202 Vivian and Lily had a renewed interest in the world 654 00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:03,674 on the other side of their fence. 655 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,712 They retreated from their retreat... 656 00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:09,166 and took the plunge. 657 00:39:09,904 --> 00:39:12,987 Emerson Cod was plunged into something else altogether... 658 00:39:13,129 --> 00:39:14,403 A three-way split. 659 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,529 You know this whole thing is sort of like reincarnation but more immediate. 660 00:39:17,611 --> 00:39:18,666 Sort of. 661 00:39:18,706 --> 00:39:20,064 Do you believe in reincarnation? 662 00:39:20,121 --> 00:39:22,725 Hell no. The planet's falling appart. 663 00:39:23,122 --> 00:39:24,763 Right now, it's the children's problem. 664 00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:27,198 We reincarnate, it's our problem. 665 00:39:27,255 --> 00:39:29,576 - Afternoon. - You're the toxicologist? 666 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:31,284 Yes. 667 00:39:32,322 --> 00:39:34,303 Aren't you the dog expert? 668 00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:37,370 No. 669 00:39:41,134 --> 00:39:42,351 The facts were these : 670 00:39:42,593 --> 00:39:46,453 One Matthew Miltonburger, a paddy certify scup professional 671 00:39:46,647 --> 00:39:49,759 37 years, 6 hours and 45 minutes old. 672 00:39:49,984 --> 00:39:54,314 was found dead in the lobster tank of a franchise steak and lobster house. 673 00:39:55,054 --> 00:39:58,706 Before Mr. Miltonburger could get into the specifics of his demise... 674 00:40:00,957 --> 00:40:03,176 Chuck thought it would be nice to ask : - Hi 675 00:40:03,177 --> 00:40:06,134 Do you have any last words or thoughts or requests? 676 00:40:08,854 --> 00:40:11,776 - What? - Just something I never thought to ask. 677 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,878 As he stared at her, he reached around his back and held his own hand, 678 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:22,275 pretending he was holding hers. 679 00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:27,156 And at that very moment, she was pretending to be holding his. 680 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:34,670 Transcript & synchro Trystero, Babybello, Toupack & Shadow 681 00:40:34,804 --> 00:40:38,278 Aidés de Jesslataree, LucasCorso, Teewee, The Lovers 682 00:40:38,362 --> 00:40:41,745 www.All-about-Subs.fr 683 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,285 A.a.S. 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