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Is he stupid?!

2
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Yes, John!

3
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Yes, I got the cards and the flowers
and the chocolates.

4
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Yes, I got the cushion, as well.

5
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But it's finished. Sorry!

6
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[John on the phone]
But please, don't leave me!

7
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Don't cry!

8
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Oh, goodbye!

9
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Oh, and happy birthday!

10
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Ah! Men!

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Come on Charley, come on.

12
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Post, Bridget.

13
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Charley and I have the post.
Haven't we, Charley?

14
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Give me the post, Charley.
Give me the post, Charley.

15
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Drop it, Charley.
Oh, good boy!

16
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Oh, telephone bill, gas bill, electricity bill.
Oh.

17
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Ah, what's this?

18
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Mmm, a parcel for you, Bridget.

19
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Oh, good.

20
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What is it?

21
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Oh, it's from mother.

22
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Oh, ‘Bridget darling, this arrived for you
and I made you this. Love Mummy.’

23
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Oh, ho-ho, oh very you, Bridget!

24
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Mother!

25
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Ooh, this is from Argentina.

26
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Argentina. Who from? What does it say?

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[Erm], it says
‘Hello, do you remember me?’

28
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No.

29
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‘Seven years ago we was pen pals.’

30
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‘We was’ -  we were pen pals.

31
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Oh yeah, now I remember, it’s Hector!

32
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Who’s Hector?

33
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He was my pen pal seven years ago.
Oh...

34
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‘I speak English good now.’
I speak English good.

35
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I speak English well now –
‘and I am coming to England.’

36
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Oh, Latin Americans!

37
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‘I would like to sleep with you.
Do you have a bed for me?’

38
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Oh, he wants to stay here! [Oh]. Ah, ha, ha.

39
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But [erm] what about the rules?

40
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Ooh, a Latin American here,
ooh, like Ricky Martin!

41
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Tall, handsome, rich!

42
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So [erm] when is he coming?

43
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Oh [erm] let me see.
It says ‘November 5th.’

44
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Oh, November 5th.
But that’s …

45
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Aaaah!!!

46
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Oh, oh it’s you Nick!

47
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Hi, babes!
Hello Nick. How are you?

48
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Gr-eat.

49
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Nice muscles.
Here’s your milk.

50
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Our milk.

51
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You mean our milk you borrowed
three weeks ago.

52
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Oh, thanks Nick.

53
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[Speaking in a mock Italian accent]
I forget nothing!

54
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Would you like a drink, Nick?
Would you like a drink, Nick?

55
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Uhh.

56
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I said, would you like a drink, Nick?

57
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Oh!

58
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Sorry. No thanks.

59
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Oh, erm, Bridget’s friend is coming.

60
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Oh yeah.

61
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Aha. From Argentina.

62
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Wow! From Argentina!

63
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What’s she like?

64
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She is a he!

65
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Huh?
Not a girl, a boy.

66
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Oh.

67
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Tough guy, ay!

68
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Why don’t I show you
how to do it properly!

69
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Nick, I've told you before.
Nobody uses my bike, nobody,

70
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is that clear?

71
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Why not?

72
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Why not!!!

73
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If you touch my bike again,
you are out! O-U-T, out!

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Clear!
What?!

75
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I said …

76
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Hello.

77
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Hello.

78
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I am called Argentina.
I am from Hector.

79
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You mean ‘I am called Hector.’

80
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You are called Hector?

81
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Oh, no, no, no, I am called Annie.

82
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I am called Annie.

83
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No! She means ‘I am called Hector,

84
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I am from Argentina.’

85
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You are from Argentina!

86
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Oh,

87
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come in!

88
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My cars.

89
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You play with cars?!

90
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Yes, you play, no?

91
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I play with cars.

92
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He plays with cars!

93
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I read.

94
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I love the library.

95
00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:01,746
Fascinating!

96
00:10:02,317 --> 00:10:05,718
We go to the library, too.
Don't we, Bridget!

97
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,395
Yes, it's great!

98
00:10:10,214 --> 00:10:10,749
Good.

99
00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:15,505
I live here.

100
00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:19,119
You live in a museum?
Full of old things?

101
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Old things?

102
00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:25,257
Yes, I have lots of old things.

103
00:10:25,903 --> 00:10:30,747
I live in a museum.
OK. I live in a museum.

104
00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:36,102
Well, thank you Hector and
now we’ll show you the flat.

105
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This is the bedroom.

106
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Thank you.

107
00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,566
Who-hey!!

108
00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:50,150
Where do you sleep?

109
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:54,849
[Erm] no you don’t understand,
we only have one bedroom.

110
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One?
I have twenty.

111
00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:01,454
Twenty?

112
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:07,107
Yes, he lives in a museum,
with twenty bedrooms.

113
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:12,664
Oh! Ha-ha-ha, very funny,
ha, twenty bedrooms!

114
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:18,595
Well, you can sleep here.

115
00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:20,722
Oh, thank you.

116
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Oh, no, no, no, Hector!

117
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It’s a bed.

118
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A bed?   Ah, oh …

119
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Here's a cushion.

120
00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:36,490
Oh, thank you.

121
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:40,450
Oh, this of course is the TV.

122
00:11:40,797 --> 00:11:44,123
But just relax, I must go to the bathroom.

123
00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:48,589
Psst! Annie! Bathroom!!

124
00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,170
Now!

125
00:11:59,621 --> 00:12:02,392
Oh my goodness,
what are we going to do?

126
00:12:02,506 --> 00:12:04,430
He plays with toy cars!

127
00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:06,965
He is not a sexy Argentinian.

128
00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:09,904
But he is sweet.

129
00:12:10,692 --> 00:12:12,397
And he is polite.

130
00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:16,266
But those clothes!

131
00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:19,354
Oh, he is so old-fashioned.

132
00:12:20,048 --> 00:12:21,740
Mm, he must go.

133
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Room service.

134
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Hello. Who are you?

135
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Oh, you who are quick, good

136
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Ay?

137
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My luggage is downstairs.

138
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What?

139
00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:04,540
Bring it up, please.

140
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,796
What are you doing?

141
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:13,003
I pulled, you come,
you are the butler.

142
00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:15,049
The butler?!

143
00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:18,721
I am Nick, I live next door.

144
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:23,839
Oh, I, … I am Hector.

145
00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:29,765
Oh, Hector, from Argentina.
Yes, from Argentina!

146
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,112
Where are the girls?

147
00:13:33,592 --> 00:13:35,518
The girls?
Yeah, Bridget and Annie.

148
00:13:36,327 --> 00:13:38,440
Oh they live here.

149
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:39,560
Yeah, I know.

150
00:13:40,575 --> 00:13:42,842
Where’s Bridget?
Does she know you are here?

151
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,971
Bridget, she gave me this.

152
00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:50,303
Oh.

153
00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:55,169
Hello Nick!

154
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:58,611
Oh, this is Hector from Argentina.
Yeah, I know.

155
00:13:58,993 --> 00:14:01,350
Isn’t he wonderful!
Wonderful.

156
00:14:01,672 --> 00:14:02,932
Are you hungry?

157
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:03,625
Uh?

158
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:05,327
We’ll buy your lunch.

159
00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:06,990
What would you like to eat?

160
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:08,512
Fish and chips?

161
00:14:09,044 --> 00:14:11,597
Oh, fish and ships!!

162
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,400
[Erm] Nick, Hector, make friends.

163
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,720
Nick, teach Hector some English.

164
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:28,533
Yeah, OK,
I’ll teach Hector some English.

165
00:15:42,047 --> 00:15:46,703
OK, this is the oven.

166
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:50,116
This is the ov-en.

167
00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:53,749
Annie’s dog sleeps in the oven.

168
00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:58,093
Annie’s dog sleeps in the oven.

169
00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:02,448
So you say
“Annie! The dog is in the oven!”

170
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:06,486
Annie, the dog is in the oven!

171
00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:09,379
Gr-eat!

172
00:16:09,648 --> 00:16:10,726
Now, Bridget.

173
00:16:11,214 --> 00:16:13,537
Oh, oh dear.

174
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:18,650
Well Bridget likes strong men,
especially strong legs.

175
00:16:18,835 --> 00:16:20,345
Well I am strong.

176
00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:20,995
Yeah?

177
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:25,469
Can you cycle fifty kilometres?

178
00:16:26,562 --> 00:16:27,046
Yes.

179
00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:28,266
No way!

180
00:16:28,574 --> 00:16:29,151
Yes.

181
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:30,505
Well go on then, show me.

182
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,880
Yes, look!

183
00:16:40,812 --> 00:16:42,619
Adios, Amigo!

184
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:09,040
Ah, Bridget, Annie, lunch!

185
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,230
Fish and chips!

186
00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,197
Yes, lunch, Hector.

187
00:17:15,149 --> 00:17:19,102
Look Bridget, fifty kilometres.

188
00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:25,283
Oh, Annie,
the dog is in the ov-en.

189
00:17:25,781 --> 00:17:28,005
What?
Oh!

190
00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:37,244
Hi, everything OK?

191
00:17:37,498 --> 00:17:38,774
Gr-eat!

192
00:17:42,486 --> 00:17:43,118
Pouf!

193
00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:47,405
I am, how do you say?

194
00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:48,269
Dead!

195
00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:49,883
Hot.
Hot.Yeah,

196
00:17:50,265 --> 00:17:52,243
I am hot, I need a ..

197
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:53,631
… Shower.

198
00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:55,846
Yeah, I need a shower.

199
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,743
Be my guest!

200
00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,903
Oh, thank you.

201
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,494
Right, that’s it!
He must go!

202
00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,151
Why?
He is so nice.

203
00:18:12,209 --> 00:18:15,085
He used my bike!
Oh!

204
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,162
Yeah, and he said that
the dog was in the oven!

205
00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,405
What a horrible joke!

206
00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:21,398
Where is Charley?

207
00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:22,399
Charley!

208
00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:25,800
What a bad, bad boy.

209
00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:26,845
He must go!

210
00:18:27,495 --> 00:18:28,666
Can he stay with you, Nick?

211
00:18:28,877 --> 00:18:30,536
Ah-ah, sorry ladies.

212
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,350
Oh please Nick,
you have a spare room.

213
00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:35,310
No way, not my problem.

214
00:18:35,393 --> 00:18:36,723
He must go now!

215
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,125
But he’s in the shower.

216
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:40,632
I don’t care!

217
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:48,873
Hector, please come out,
we want to talk to you.

218
00:18:49,573 --> 00:18:51,640
I like fish and ships, I …

219
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,963
Hector, please come out,
we want to talk to you.

220
00:18:56,358 --> 00:18:58,492
OK, one moment please!

221
00:18:58,812 --> 00:19:00,869
I like fish and chips!

222
00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:03,863
Yes, you want me.

223
00:19:10,722 --> 00:19:13,187
We think we...

224
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,186
… We, we,
we have a problem.

225
00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:21,408
It’s like this.

226
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,594
Go on then, tell him.

227
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,206
Yes, Bridget

228
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,207
Hector, the thing is …

229
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,576
Stay there, I’ll talk to him.

230
00:19:43,738 --> 00:19:45,528
Hector, can I have a word please?

231
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,012
Oh …

232
00:19:54,414 --> 00:19:56,730
Ricky Martin!

233
00:19:57,381 --> 00:20:00,085
Hector, is this you?

234
00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:04,102
Yes, and my parents.

235
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,591
The Romero family.

236
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:09,988
One of the richest families
in Argentina.

237
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:13,542
Who are these?

238
00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:14,834
My …

239
00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:17,759
… Servants.

240
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,172
Yeah, my servants.

241
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:22,398
Your cars?

242
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,304
Yeah, my cars.

243
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,356
Hector, you are rich!

244
00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:31,998
Why stay here?

245
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:37,576
I want friends, good friends

246
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,548
People like you for your money?

247
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:46,501
That’s awful!

248
00:20:48,131 --> 00:20:51,848
[Erm] listen, keep it a secret. Sshh.

249
00:20:54,397 --> 00:20:54,889
OK!

250
00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:59,322
Perhaps he could stay here.

251
00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:02,404
Yes – poor boy

252
00:21:07,738 --> 00:21:08,780
Shut up, Nick.

253
00:21:08,781 --> 00:21:10,937
Hector will stay with us,
won’t you, Hector.

254
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:16,885
Hector, come and – sit down.

255
00:21:20,962 --> 00:21:24,710
Hector please, call me Gigi!

256
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,238
Oh, Charley, there you are.

257
00:21:31,651 --> 00:21:34,662
Oh Annie, the dog is in the ov-en.

258
00:21:35,703 --> 00:21:36,439
The oven?

259
00:21:37,146 --> 00:21:40,950
Yes, Nick is a good English teacher.

260
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,324
Yes, a very good English teacher!

261
00:21:48,255 --> 00:21:51,249
I’d love to see your photos again.

262
00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,761
Oh, me too!

263
00:21:57,464 --> 00:22:00,773
Oh, your sweet toy cars!

264
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:02,590
They are not toys!

265
00:22:04,287 --> 00:22:07,364
Today Hector arrives and
it’s Bonfire Night.

266
00:22:07,913 --> 00:22:08,925
Let’s party!

267
00:22:09,617 --> 00:22:11,192
What sort of music do you like?

268
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,540
Music?

269
00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:17,175
Yeah, music, you know,
soul, funk, dance.

270
00:22:17,511 --> 00:22:18,652
Watch me, like this.

271
00:22:26,495 --> 00:22:27,318
Interesting.

272
00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:33,639
I dance – like this. [Oh!].

273
00:22:43,715 --> 00:22:45,400
I’ll get it, I’ll get it.

274
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:48,223
Hello.

275
00:22:49,853 --> 00:22:54,596
Oh, yeah, that’s great,
sure, come up.

276
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,428
It’s the landlady!

277
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:00,350
The tarantula!

278
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:01,880
Quick, hide, Hector.

279
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,566
I’m off,
I owe two week’s rent!

280
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:14,350
Aaah!!

281
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,800
Next time in EXTRA –
the flat mates go shopping for Hector.

282
00:23:24,768 --> 00:23:26,850
Hector goes shopping for the girls.

283
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:31,203
But what happens when Hector
goes shopping for himself?

284
00:23:31,204 --> 00:23:33,300
EXTRA – don’t miss it!