1 00:00:00,670 --> 00:00:02,610 tehran,iran 2 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:05,140 Not very good 3 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:07,830 Terrible use of color 4 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,590 madrid barajas airport two weeks later 5 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,780 This looks like it was painted by a five year-old 6 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,230 miller art gallery downtown los angeles 7 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:44,790 your money's on the desk. 8 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:58,550 what a piece of crap. 9 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:04,690 one month later northeast los angeles Please...please don't shoot;don't shoot me. 10 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,420 Just put the gun down. 11 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:07,640 Gently. 12 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,800 I can't shoot. That's the problem. 13 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:11,100 The stupid thingis busted. 14 00:01:11,110 --> 00:01:15,500 Well,when it comesto mr.Bartowski,my friend,busted is just a state of mind. 15 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:18,380 Opening this puppy up. reconfigure that. 16 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:22,920 And ta-da--locked and loaded. Try that. 17 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,370 nice shot. See? 18 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:28,230 - Chuck,big mikewants to see you. - Not now,harry. 19 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,300 Can't you seeI'm with a customer? I apologize,sir. 20 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:32,370 This is not normallyhow we do things at buy more. 21 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:33,310 Now,chuck! 22 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,590 I was just on my wayto see you-- that's crazy. 23 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,520 Pause that. 24 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,160 bartowski,what is itthat you want out of life? 25 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:48,340 You mean,existentially--like,fulfillment,inner peace,that kind of a thing? 26 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:51,340 Or are we talkingmore practically,like,lakers tickets,personal steam room... 27 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:52,830 we're talking buy more. 28 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,590 Career objectives. 29 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,730 Where do you see yourselfin five years,ten years? 30 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:57,850 Honestly? 31 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:58,690 Honestly. 32 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,100 I have absolutely no idea. 33 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:02,080 Well,then it's timeyou started to think about it. 34 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:04,740 As you know,there's an assistantmanagement position open. 35 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,610 It's down to youand harry tang. 36 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:09,210 Now,you want that job or not? 37 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,810 I do,I do. 38 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,010 Uh,I'm sorry,big mike. 39 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:13,780 I absolutely want that job. 40 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:18,040 Well,then,bartowski,it's your turnto show me something. 41 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:21,350 I got some bad news. 42 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,330 Big mike wants us tofix all of this junk in two days, 43 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:27,930 or he's going to give the assistant store managerposition to tang. 44 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,380 I'm sorry,guys. 45 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:30,080 And anna. 46 00:02:30,090 --> 00:02:31,080 Guys is fine. I don't mind. 47 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:33,730 No,it's not right. We need to come up withsomething non-gender specific. 48 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,280 How do we feel about team? 49 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:36,880 The little nerd herders? 50 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:37,880 The lesters? 51 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:40,920 Chuck's stable of hos. 52 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:42,570 Hey... 53 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:46,620 Oh,man,uh,heard big mikethrew down the gauntlet. 54 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,890 Wanted to come byand say I'd love to help. 55 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:52,710 But,a: I lackthe skill set,and B.Old computersgive me the willies. 56 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,710 You have no idea how much courage it's takenjust to stand here. 57 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,540 I'm really proudof you,buddy. 58 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:57,710 Thanks,bro. 59 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,750 I bring you news. 60 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,820 What? 61 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:01,190 Your lady's here. 62 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:06,120 And if I'm not oversteppingmy bounds,looking good. 63 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,740 - Hey. - Hey. 64 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,810 Give me a kiss. 65 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:25,070 I'm sorry. What? 66 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,730 We've been onthree dates. 67 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,970 We have to sell it. 68 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:34,360 That's it? 69 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:36,630 I'm not really goodwith pda. 70 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:40,010 Well,let's gosomewhere more private. 71 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,530 Shall we? 72 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:51,300 Okay,he is so in. This is... 73 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:53,780 hey. Okay,whoa! 74 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:56,370 Why don'twe give the kids a little privacy? 75 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:01,540 not cool. 76 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:05,540 Sorry to break upyour little tryst. 77 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:08,740 Next time you needto talk to the subject,I'd appreciatea heads up. 78 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:11,410 Relax. I wouldn't dream of starting without you,agent casey. 79 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:15,010 Mom,dad,can we get on with it? I have hard drivesto fix. 80 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:19,400 Why are these people sleeping? 81 00:04:19,410 --> 00:04:20,450 Casey: They're notsleeping. 82 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,470 They werekilled,chuck,and we want to know why. 83 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,440 I have no idea. 84 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:25,060 Well,look again. 85 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:27,900 I would rather not. It's kind of creepy. 86 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:30,360 Sorry. 87 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,980 I was goingto take a nap. 88 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:35,630 I'll come back in five. Kind of called dibs on the couch? 89 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,750 Chuck,what did you see? 90 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,750 Um,I don'T...I'm not... I'm not totally sure. 91 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,350 A water lily painting,weapons,an art auction tomorrow night. 92 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,240 Does the name la ciudadmean anything to you? 93 00:04:53,670 --> 00:04:54,320 Why? 94 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:57,440 Because I thinkhe's going to be at the art auctiontomorrow night. 95 00:04:58,620 --> 00:04:59,270 Right then. 96 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,290 I'm goingto go fix some hard drives. 97 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,030 Good luck with the spy stuff. Excuse me. 98 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,290 Ellie: Chuck,I am so proud of you. 99 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,040 Morgan told me about theassistant management job. 100 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:09,760 Congratulations. 101 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:12,300 Team bartowski moving upin the world,huh? 102 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,710 okay,first of all,it's not mine yet,and second of all,you can ease upon the enthusiasm. 103 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,540 It's only a two dollar an hour raise at anelectronics store, 104 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:21,850 and it doesn't even give memy own parking space. 105 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:23,410 Well,does your lack of interestmean that 106 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:26,300 you're actually considering leaving the buy morefor a real profession? 107 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,840 Real profession? Sorry. 108 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:30,020 I'm goingto need clarification on that. 109 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,030 He went to stanford,for god's sakes,morgan. 110 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,060 Right,and was unceremoniouslyexpelled sophomore year-- 111 00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:37,060 sorry to bring that up,champ-- butI think we need to be realistic about our goals here. 112 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,680 His goals or your goals? 113 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:42,450 Great question,and I think we need to hammer outa plan for chuck. Where do we see him in five years? 114 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,480 - Ten years? - We? 115 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:46,500 Fine. Then just you and I. 116 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:49,590 Woman: We're glad to hear you've settled into chuck's apartment building. 117 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,510 But if he's right,this is a high priority. 118 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,510 La ciudad is the most elusive and dangerous arms dealer in the world. 119 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:01,460 And the last anyone heard,mi-6 in london had a drop on him,but he vanished. 120 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:03,640 Well,if he turns up,we'll justtake him down at the auction. 121 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:04,630 Man: Not so easy. 122 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,960 We have no idea whathe looks like,no photographs. 123 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:09,900 No one has ever seen la ciudadthat has lived to tell about it. 124 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:12,360 So we'll bringthe intersect. 125 00:06:12,610 --> 00:06:14,880 Everything you knowabout la ciudad was fed into that computer. 126 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:16,130 No way. It is too dangerous. 127 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:18,090 He has no field experienceor training. 128 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,100 He'll be fine. It's an art auction. 129 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,360 Morgan: Listen to me-- it isway to scary out there. 130 00:06:22,370 --> 00:06:23,930 Chuck can't leavethe buy more. 131 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,220 We're stillfinding ourselves. 132 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:29,040 Ellie: No offense,morgan,but I think my brother has spent quitea few years finding himself, 133 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:31,840 and he's definitely proventhat his place in life is not at the buy more. 134 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,800 Morgan:You don't understand. He is a fragilelittle gelding. 135 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:36,310 You know,still tryingto find his legs. 136 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,790 The real world will crush him. 137 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,020 Do you knowwhat a gelding is? 138 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:46,480 it's the... that weird creaturefrom the dark crystal. 139 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,980 Smells like gelding. That-that guy. 140 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,430 He'll be fine. 141 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,190 La ciudad probablywon't even be there. 142 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,150 And if he is,is it worth the risk? 143 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,990 All right,I've heard enough. 144 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,010 Put him in the field. 145 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:58,770 We don't know what he's capable of until he's been tested. 146 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:01,240 What he needs issomething to challenge him. 147 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,320 To test hislimitations. 148 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:04,430 A brush withhis own mortality. 149 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,460 You know what I'm thinking? 150 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:06,640 I have no ideawhat you're thinking. 151 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:09,210 As far as I'm concerned,dude,you're way off the reservation. 152 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,260 Class five whitewater rapids. 153 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:12,850 Just the two ofus this weekend. 154 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,270 Near-deathexperience. 155 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,540 Awesome! 156 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:18,520 That sounds great,but my wet suit'sat the dry cleaners. 157 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:20,090 That is a terrible idea. 158 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,130 That's way too dangerous. 159 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:24,160 I agree,and I am not comfortable with you guys spendingthat amount of time together. 160 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:26,940 Well,chuck hasn't said a word. What do you want to do? 161 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:28,650 I'm just going to hit the sack. 162 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,850 Good night,team bartowski. 163 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:32,490 that's-that's great work,guys. 164 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,740 You see what you're doing here? That's awesome. 165 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:36,830 Congratulations,chuck. 166 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,290 You just got your firstmission-- tomorrow night. 167 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:42,920 Hope you're readyfor the real world,huh? 168 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:56,290 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- proudly presents 169 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:10,410 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 170 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:16,180 Chuck Season01 Episode03 171 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,370 So,dress attire for this evening-- uh,sneakers, 172 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,210 or are we classifying this as more of a shoe event? 173 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:22,160 I rented you a tux. 174 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,370 Oh,that's very nice... 175 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,280 how did you know my size? 176 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:27,850 Nsa-- they have records of your rental information from prom night. 177 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,440 I checked the suit in your closet. 178 00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:32,390 Okay,this is my first foray into major undercover spy work, 179 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,430 so you could ease up on the sarcasm. That would be great. 180 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,280 And how am I supposed to recognize la ciudad? Is there a picture or something? 181 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:39,580 If there was a photograph,why would we need you? 182 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:40,800 What did we just talk about? 183 00:08:40,810 --> 00:08:41,470 I'm sorry. 184 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,260 We're hoping something in the event triggers a flash. 185 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:44,530 See,that's all you had to say. 186 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:46,860 Now,uh,hand-to-hand combat-- in all seriousness, 187 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:49,140 if it comes down to me and la ciudad in some fisticuffs or something,is there, 188 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:51,140 like,a 20-minute tutorial you can take me through? 189 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,330 Don't worry. You're going to be fine. 190 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,060 Nothing's going to happen to you. 191 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:56,490 Assuming you know how to tango. 192 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,920 Seriously? 193 00:08:57,930 --> 00:09:00,460 Oh,I don't joke about your life. 194 00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:02,810 Right. 195 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,300 Chuck,your girlfriend's here. 196 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,880 One minute,I have computers to fix. 197 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,440 Anna: Don't worry about it. We got it. 198 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:09,440 There's only a few left. 199 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:10,440 What? Are you sure? 200 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,610 It's done,but next time I have a big date,you are going to cover for me. 201 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,830 Okay.Great. Thanks,team. 202 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,590 I'll see you tomorrow. 203 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,740 Thanks,team. 204 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,000 Where are you lovebirds headed? 205 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:22,310 We're actually going to an art auction at the wilshire grand. 206 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:23,510 Swanky! 207 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,780 Yeah,I like it,man. 208 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:27,590 Uh,aren't we moving a little too fast now? 209 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,810 Career,girl. 210 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,090 Guy's got it all. 211 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:36,690 The idea with a cover is to keep it as simple as possible without revealing true personal detail. 212 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,040 Any thoughts on a name? 213 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,300 Charles carmichael? 214 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,520 Simple,dignified. 215 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:45,560 - Easy to remember and not far off from... - graduated with honors from stanford. 216 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:48,070 Runs a hugely successful software company. 217 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,400 Semi-retired and is considering entering america's cup. 218 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:53,170 Have you donethis before? 219 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:57,830 Let's just say,uh,mr. Carmichael and I sharea small kinship. 220 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,850 How's that? 221 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,390 When I first entered stanford, 222 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,670 it's kind of where I envisionedmyself being by now,except for the sailing part. 223 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,360 I don't really knowwhere that came from. 224 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:11,540 But he's where most of my classalready is. 225 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:13,000 So,what happened? 226 00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:14,900 My life took a little detoursophomore year 227 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:18,760 when our old friendbryce larkin discovered stolen testsunder my bed, 228 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:21,600 and was kind enoughto alert administration. 229 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:22,770 Did you steal the tests? 230 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:26,070 I thought it was kind of impliedthat I'm a decent person. 231 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,780 Well,we all make mistakes. 232 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,440 And I made plenty. That just wasn't one of them. 233 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,970 But,hey,then bryce sent mea whole database of government secretsthat are now locked in my brain, 234 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:41,370 keeping me in a constant stateof fear,danger and anxiety,so I'd say we're even. 235 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:42,960 Don't worryabout tonight. 236 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:44,350 No reason tobe nervous. 237 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,720 I am not going toleave your side. 238 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,600 Me nervous? Come on.Never. 239 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,170 Your hand isa little moist. 240 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,000 It does thatwhen I'm freaking out. 241 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,380 Hey,sis. 242 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:59,860 Hey,sis,um... do you know how to tango? 243 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:01,700 No,why? 244 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,870 Oh,no reason. 245 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,020 I just,I have a date tonight. 246 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,100 I thought it might come up. 247 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:07,980 You're tangoing on a date? 248 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:09,640 Well,that's definitelynew territory. 249 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,390 It's good to see you reachingoutside of your comfort zone. 250 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,210 Well,consideringmy comfort zone extends to the endof that couch, 251 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,670 new territorywas bound to come up. 252 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,100 Did someone say tango? 253 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,240 No,thank you,captain awesome,I'll look it up online. 254 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,730 Would you please put on something,a robe or something? 255 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,940 Did a semester abroadin buenos aires. 256 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:29,420 Spent many a nighttangoing my way into señoritas' pantalones. 257 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,090 And... go. 258 00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,860 There's no way he's going to breakthe two minute record. 259 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:29,740 Ooh,there. 260 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,040 It's okay,sweetheart. 261 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,760 Lester is right here. 262 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,890 Sorry to interrupt. 263 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,800 But we found just a few moredown by the loading dock. 264 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,640 Where's bartowski? 265 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,780 On a date with a smoking hotwiener girl,no biggie. 266 00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,570 And he left you all here? 267 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:45,850 Good leadership. 268 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:46,850 Real good. 269 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:50,130 Well,it shouldn't be too difficult to getthese done by morning. 270 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,590 I'll leave the coffee pot on. 271 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,030 done. 272 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:00,890 What are those? 273 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,790 Morgan,what are those? 274 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,790 Tank. 275 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,790 Here. This is for you. 276 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,940 Inside the watchis a tracking system. 277 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:14,510 That way you can'trun away from me. 278 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,020 And if you flash on anyone,tell me immediatelyand then stay out of the way. 279 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,310 Absolutely,yeah. 280 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,050 I,uh,I always runfrom a fight. 281 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,590 This isn't a joke,chuck. 282 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,000 No one who's ever seen youhas lived to tell about it. 283 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,410 Is he being serious? Seriously? 284 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:28,870 What are my chancesof getting into trouble? 285 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,280 Toughen up,you'll be fine... 286 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:31,810 assuming you know how to tango. 287 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,140 I did somepreparation,okay? 288 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,200 I wouldn't callmyself an expert... 289 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:36,830 why would he need to know howto tango? Is that code? 290 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,130 No,not-- no,he told me thatI needed to know how to tango... 291 00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,580 - Spy humor,I like that. - Come on,you ready? 292 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,010 Okay,wait,wait. Where's everybody going,huh? 293 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:55,960 We got computers to fix. 294 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:57,460 Sorry,bro,I got mybar mitzvah lesson. 295 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,340 Internet poker. 296 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,480 I'm off by 8:00and hammered by 8:05. 297 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,030 What about chuck bartowski? 298 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,670 Okay,what about our fearlessleader? 299 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,550 We owe him. 300 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,380 - For what? - What? 301 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:08,940 'Cause tonight,chuck bartowski's boldly going where none of ushave ever gone before-- 302 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:11,300 to have intercoursewith a beautiful woman. 303 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,600 Speak for yourself. 304 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,580 - Interesting. - Interesting. 305 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,150 I'm out of here. I gotta go. 306 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,350 Anna,could I-- anna? 307 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,190 Okay. Okay,fine. 308 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,750 See you guys. 309 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,820 Big michael just gavethe position to harry tang. 310 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,110 Oh,have I gotyour attention now? 311 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,550 Good. Good,'causeyou know what that means? 312 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,570 No more two-hour lunch breaks. 313 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,640 No more xbox tournaments. 314 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,740 No more porn. 315 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,390 Yeah,yeah. Total work hell. 316 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,520 I'm in,but your boybetter close the deal. 317 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:45,380 Let's do this. 318 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,320 - Okay,thanks a lot,lester. - Don't touch me. 319 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,410 I'm going to talk to youabout this whole girl thing. 320 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,340 Hey,jeff,atta boy,huh? 321 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,070 Oh,nice,yes,thank you. 322 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,990 Oh,nice. 323 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:09,250 I've been a spyall of five seconds and I already havesoy sauce on my shirt. 324 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:10,770 Well,go and wash it off. 325 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:14,260 And chuck,stop sayingthat you're a spy. 326 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:16,770 Right,of course. 327 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,530 Idiot. 328 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,930 Do we know each other? 329 00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:39,840 No. 330 00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,850 No,not that I know of. 331 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,910 Sorry. 332 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,160 - It's him. - Who? 333 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,220 La ciudad. 334 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,420 Come on. 335 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,650 I've already identifiedthe perp,as it were,what are we still doing here? 336 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,230 I mean,you know,mission accomplished. Time to go. 337 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,520 Chuck,go wait at the bar. 338 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,700 Go wait... wait at the bar? 339 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:22,150 Okay,you go do what you do. I'm going to beat the bar,waiting there. 340 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,150 Covering that whole area. 341 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,320 Drink,sir? 342 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,540 Yeah,uh... 343 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:34,740 I'd like a martini,barkeep,shaken and stirred. Thank you. 344 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,750 Would you likea cherry with that? 345 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,700 Chuck bartowski? 346 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,360 No. 347 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,620 - The name's carmichael. - Allan watterman,stanford? 348 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,870 - Hey,hey,how are you? - Hey.Hey,you.Hey. 349 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,530 I'm great. I don't knowif you heard,I sold outof my software company. 350 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,800 Kind of unemployed. 351 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:52,160 Problem is,I'm too young to retire. 352 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,720 I'm too rich to work. 353 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,820 that's quite a pickle you findyourself in,watterman. 354 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:57,860 What are you doing now? 355 00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:01,130 Last I heard,you were,um,you were fixing computers or something? 356 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:01,700 Yeah. 357 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:05,110 You know,just kind of,uh,just kind of weighingmy options right now. 358 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,470 Uh,you know,I may be gettinga managerial position at an electronics conglomerate, 359 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,790 - so,you know... - all right. 360 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,030 Well,I always knew you'd makesomething of yourself. 361 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:13,690 Who are you here with? 362 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,840 Oh,my date. She's right over there. 363 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,510 She's with you? 364 00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,480 We have a very openrelationship. 365 00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,720 Well,hey,um,give me a call. 366 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:30,040 You know,if you need helpwith the whole job thing. 367 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,150 I know people. 368 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,560 Bet you do,yeah. Yeah. 369 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:34,270 There you go. 370 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:44,560 Insider tradingand offshore accounts in the caymans. 371 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,800 What did you just say? 372 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:51,030 Do you work for the sec? I got to go. 373 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,050 Lester: Something fishy going on. 374 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,730 I know you guys think chuck'sa great guy and all that, 375 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,850 but that weiner girlis super hot. 376 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,590 Even for me. 377 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,060 It's obvious,dude. She's a pro. 378 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:00,720 Are you kidding? 379 00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,070 Do you think chuck couldafford her if she was a pro? 380 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,030 All right,you know what,guys? Enough crapping about. 381 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,590 All right,break time's over,let's go. 382 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,340 All right,who's up fora game of deerhunter? 383 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,260 - Done. - No,no,no,no,no. 384 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,360 Guys,guys,guys,work now,play later,okay? 385 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,560 We've got hard drives to fix. 386 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,190 Look at this place,come on. Let's go. 387 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:23,420 :Oh,no. 388 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,280 Oh,no what? 389 00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:27,930 The lock is broken,man. 390 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,970 You needa key to open it. 391 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,150 Then get the key,jeff. 392 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,660 There's only two keys. 393 00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,480 Harry tang has one. 394 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,960 And old chuck has the other one. 395 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:40,920 Yikes. 396 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,530 Where are you going? 397 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,990 Don't,don't--no,no,no,no,no! 398 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,830 Come on,old computers freak me out! 399 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,520 Somebody get me-- anna help me! 400 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,480 John,get me out of here,please! 401 00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,300 Hit me again. 402 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,130 You stay. 403 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,200 Stay? 404 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,970 Stay-- like a dog. 405 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:02,620 Woman:Beautiful painting. 406 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:04,470 What's that? 407 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,480 Yeah,beautiful. Painting,yeah. 408 00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,790 It definitely hasa quality about it. 409 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,270 Very,I would say,bob rossian in its influence. 410 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,310 - Who? - Bob ross. 411 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,080 Bob ross,you know,bob ross. 412 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,780 The guy who usedto paint on pbs. 413 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:24,110 With the afro and the soothing-- you have no ideawhat I'm talking about. 414 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,960 Sorry. 415 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,770 It won't be the first time. 416 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:28,960 I'm malena. 417 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,170 Hi. Chuck. 418 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,220 Charles. 419 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,240 Charles carmichael. 420 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:35,970 So you don't like the painting? 421 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,510 No,I-I,it seemsvery lovely. 422 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,200 I just more interestedin the frame,but that-- you don'T... 423 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,890 So sorry. 424 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,930 So sorry about this. 425 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,670 Work never leaves you alone. 426 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,760 I'm in thesoftware game,so... 427 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,370 so you were sayingabout the frame? 428 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:58,110 Nothing,it doesn't reallyactually matter,sorry. 429 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,200 Champagne? 430 00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:01,630 Sure,yeah. Thank you. 431 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,430 - Cheers. - Cheers. 432 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:13,330 Man:What's your real name? And who do you work for? 433 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,560 I love a tango. 434 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,420 Oh,yeah. 435 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,050 Who doesn't? 436 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,690 Do you? 437 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,510 Do-- oh,do I want to,uh... 438 00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:33,580 you know what,what the hell. 439 00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:35,590 Yeah,let's give it a shot. 440 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,480 What are you doing here? 441 00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:39,770 Please don't lie. It'll make thismuch more painful. 442 00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:53,620 - Mr.Carmichael... - please. 443 00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,130 Chuck. 444 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:59,500 Chuck,i think your handis supposed to be on my hip. 445 00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,740 Right. 446 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,350 Uh,apparently,I learned the girl'spart of this dance. 447 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,960 Would you mind leading? 448 00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,690 Not at all. 449 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,320 Federal agent. Don't move. 450 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,630 Don't you move. 451 00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,440 Internationalagents-- mi-6. 452 00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,140 Drop your gun! 453 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,660 - We're britishsecret service. - Lower your weapon! 454 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,780 Everyone take a deep breath. 455 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:41,800 I'm puttingdown my gun,and I'm gettingmy identification. 456 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,420 Slowly. 457 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,530 What are youdoing here? 458 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:03,580 I could ask you the same thing. 459 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,040 We've been pursuingan arms dealer through five countries. 460 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:08,320 Let me guess. La ciudad? 461 00:23:08,330 --> 00:23:09,610 That's right. 462 00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:17,970 Mi-6 intercepteda painting with plutoniumhidden in the frame. 463 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,370 Rather thanannounce the bust,we removedthe plutonium 464 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,690 and kept the auction in the hopeof luring ciudad. 465 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:26,630 If you're not la ciudad,then where is he? 466 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,320 Whoa,whoa,whoa,okay,okay,listen to me,so,listen to me. 467 00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:48,000 My friend is at some sort of artfunction at your hotel,okay? 468 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,370 Uh,now listento me clearly. 469 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,590 I need to speak to him. 470 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,640 It's a matter of life and death. 471 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:54,000 Describe your friend. 472 00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:54,730 Morgan:He's good-looking. 473 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:56,610 You know,it depends on your angle,I suppose. 474 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:57,560 Uh,he's not classicallyhandsome. 475 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,720 I wouldn't say he is,you know. 476 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,510 But he makes up for itwith charm. Lots of,uh...of charm. 477 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,550 And he's kind of a lost soul. 478 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,750 Does this funny little thingwhen he's nervous. 479 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,760 He laughs. He goes... 480 00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:05,840 he kind of does this... 481 00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:07,930 uh,anyways,what,uh,what,what? 482 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,280 Uh,brown hair,six-one. 483 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,370 Does that help at all? 484 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,520 What,uh... 485 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:13,900 what line ofwork are you in,malena? 486 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,540 Why are you so interested,mr.Carmichael? 487 00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:19,320 No reason. Just making conversation. 488 00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:20,300 Excuse me,sir. 489 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:21,780 Are you chuck bartowski? 490 00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,860 Who,me? No! 491 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:24,830 No,I'm carmichael. 492 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,100 Uh,that's him. That's my... that's my friend. 493 00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:28,420 I can hear his voice. Hey,chuck! 494 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:29,880 Are you sure you'renot mr.Bartowski? 495 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:31,130 Your friend insists. 496 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,500 No,no,I insist. 497 00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:35,270 I've never heardthat name in my life. 498 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,010 I got to go. Excuse me. 499 00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:44,960 Why don't we head up tomy room now,mr.Carmichael,and find outwho you really are. 500 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,700 okay. 501 00:24:52,610 --> 00:24:55,310 Uh,so I guess we shouldregroup in the morning? 502 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,300 Good idea. 503 00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:58,200 No,wait,wait,wait,wait. Where youguys going? 504 00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:00,110 Dude,it's just... it's out of my pay grade. 505 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,800 I got to get someserious alcohol in me or I am nevergoing to sleep. 506 00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:05,500 Anna: I'm sorry,morgan. Be strong. 507 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:07,200 No,no,come on,guys,don't leave me in herewith these computers. 508 00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:08,810 You can hand me a slice,maybe some water. 509 00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:11,960 I need to survivethrough the night,and I... 510 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,480 not cool! 511 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,140 Malena: Let's startwith an easy one. 512 00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:31,220 What's your real name? 513 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,580 Carmichael,charles carmichael. 514 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,470 Chuck bartowski. 515 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,190 That wasn't so hard. 516 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,430 Now... 517 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,780 before you answermy next question, 518 00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:50,270 I want you to think long andhard about my options here. 519 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:55,300 There's the old favorite-- yank out a tooth. 520 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,430 Too noisy. 521 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,330 cut off a toe. 522 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,420 That's too messy. 523 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:01,560 Far too messy. 524 00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:04,680 Or we can chuck you offthe balcony... 525 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,970 chuck. 526 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,480 Probably landface first. 527 00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:11,070 Teeth go through theback of your head. 528 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:15,140 not a good way to go. So... 529 00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:20,420 here's my question: Who do you work for? 530 00:26:21,950 --> 00:26:23,720 No one. 531 00:26:23,730 --> 00:26:24,530 No,no,stop,stop! 532 00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,850 I fix computersfor a living! 533 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:26,640 I swear to god! 534 00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:28,800 I snuck into the partyunder a fake name to impress a girl! 535 00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:31,010 Please,please,down... put chair down! 536 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:31,670 Good-bye,chuck. 537 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,840 No,no,no,it's a setup! 538 00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:35,790 What is? 539 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,470 The painting? 540 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,560 The painting. 541 00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:38,780 The painting,I think. 542 00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:41,660 I think the painting mightbe a fake or something. 543 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:42,520 Why? 544 00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:44,770 If you put me downI'll tell you. 545 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:51,040 I saw a photoof the painting in the L.A.Times,okay? 546 00:26:51,050 --> 00:26:52,570 But it hada different frame. 547 00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:54,590 So I'm assuming somebody maybe swapped it out,I don't know. 548 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,450 But if I were you,I would not buy that painting. 549 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:57,930 A fake painting. 550 00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:00,500 And you had no intentionof bidding on it? 551 00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:01,310 Me? Bid on... 552 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,130 No,not unless they wereselling it for 25 bucks. 553 00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:04,960 I mean,that's about what I havein my decorating budget. 554 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:08,700 Okay,tell me howto fix a computer,chuck. 555 00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:19,960 my first inclination isthat your bus speed is not up to snuff with your video card. 556 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,930 I'm assuming we're talking about a pc here,right? 557 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,380 Is your memorydedicated? 558 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,320 That's enough,mr.Bartowski. 559 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:26,610 I believe you. 560 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:30,180 the problem is since you've seen me,now I have to kill you. 561 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,110 Have... have to,have to? 562 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,500 No,no,no,I disagree,I disagree... 563 00:27:32,510 --> 00:27:33,490 vehemently,vehemently. 564 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,900 No,no,no,I won't sayanything,I swear to god. 565 00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:37,680 You don't know the things I know about people. 566 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,410 Don't worry,it'll be fast. 567 00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:44,780 Good-bye,mr.Bartowski. 568 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,290 I enjoyed our tango. 569 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,700 I didn't likeit that much. 570 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,090 - Really? - He was kind of silly. 571 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,390 Oh,I kind of liked him. Hi. 572 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,710 They're on to us. 573 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,700 The sec knows everything. 574 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,890 Shelly,they knowabout the caymans. 575 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,710 I surrender! I surrender! 576 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,590 Get down,chuck. 577 00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:21,010 Chuck:Sarah! 578 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,570 Let's do this. 579 00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:34,970 oh,my god! 580 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,170 it's okay,chuck. 581 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:39,580 - Are you okay? - Okay?Okay? 582 00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:40,910 Two more seconds andI'd have been dead. 583 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,200 They were going tothrow me off the balcony. 584 00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:43,420 Did you tell themyou work for us? 585 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,210 Of course not. 586 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,430 Where the hellwere you guys? 587 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,310 You're still alive. 588 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,690 I'd consider myself lucky. 589 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,680 We have to get youout of the country. 590 00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:52,830 First we take him out. 591 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,160 Hey. 592 00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:09,060 How was the big date? 593 00:29:09,070 --> 00:29:11,140 It was good,great,fine. I'm going to go to bed. 594 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:11,880 - I love you. - What? 595 00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:13,860 No,no,no,no. 596 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:14,860 Is that all I get? 597 00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:17,410 Come on,sit down. 598 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:20,080 I want to know,you know,do you like this girl? 599 00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,930 It'S... you know,it's complicated. 600 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:26,290 Well,explain it to me slowly,I'll catch up. 601 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,620 She's a very beautiful girl. 602 00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:31,720 Good. Go on. 603 00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:34,490 And she's very agile. 604 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,130 I'm not sure how thatapplies,but continue. 605 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,320 And I think she's tooexhausting for me. 606 00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:43,090 Well,what happened? 607 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:43,850 Did you guys tango? 608 00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:45,140 Oh,yeah,yeah. We tangoed. 609 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:49,830 In fact,we tangoedquite a bit,but awesome taught methe woman's pa of the tango, 610 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,060 so it was a little difficult,as one might expect. 611 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:54,820 Awesome:What's up,bro? 612 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,290 - Did you do thefamous dip? - Yeah. 613 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,670 I was on thereceiving end of that dip. 614 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,200 You did tango witha woman,right? 615 00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:01,600 And on that note... 616 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:04,570 no,no,no,no,no. You're notgetting off that easy. 617 00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:08,200 Why won't you talk to me? 618 00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:10,630 It's... 619 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,240 it's complicated,okay? Just let it go. 620 00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:16,230 Fine. 621 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,340 You don't wantto talk to me, 622 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:21,540 I suggest you findsomeone to talk to like maybe your idiot friend. 623 00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:23,500 He's called about 75 times. 624 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:26,670 He locked himselfin a storage cage. 625 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,050 Whatever that means. 626 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,720 Oh,god! It's you. 627 00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:54,570 Dude,dude,you have no idea. 628 00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:55,540 Okay,okay,okay. 629 00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:56,930 Settle down,settle down,settle down. 630 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,550 Settle downit's all good. It's all good. 631 00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,760 What happened? 632 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,280 Oh,what happened? 633 00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:03,770 Tang showed up,and he dropped all these off. 634 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:06,570 I guess he was stashingthem,you know? 635 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:07,860 So... 636 00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:09,770 all right,let's do this. 637 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,490 What are you talking... Morgan,you don't knowhow to fix a computer. 638 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,710 Moral support,man. Never... 639 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,120 never leaveyour wingman,okay? 640 00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,090 Something your team couldlearn a little something about. 641 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,290 Look,it's okay,man. 642 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,310 Go get some sleep,okay? 643 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:20,860 Are you sure? 644 00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:22,800 'Cause you say the word and we go down together. 645 00:31:22,810 --> 00:31:26,380 No. I appreciate that,but I think it'll be nice to do somethingI'm actually good at, 646 00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:27,340 so I'll see you. 647 00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:29,350 Fantastic. I'll see you later.Good night. 648 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,780 Good night. 649 00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:59,210 You finished,bartowski? 650 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,810 Mission accomplished. 651 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:02,740 Two days was meantas an incentive. 652 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,160 I didn't think you'd really do it. 653 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:05,070 I'm impressed. 654 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,770 And I'm not a maneasily impressed. 655 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:11,300 Why,I think you should know thatI only fixed the last few--my team did most of the work. 656 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,170 They deserve the credit. 657 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,600 And you're only as goodas your team,so... 658 00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:17,160 first rule of management:Always take credit. 659 00:32:17,170 --> 00:32:18,530 Hope we can sell all this crap. 660 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:24,980 Sir,there's beena major infraction-- drinkingalcoholic beverages on the property. 661 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:28,190 Nothing wrong with a man wetting his whistleevery once in a while. 662 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,640 Keep it out of thestore,bartowski. 663 00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:31,350 Yeah.Yeah. Absolutely,sir. 664 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,890 You get extra points for style. 665 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:34,680 Looking sharp. 666 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,470 You look like a waiter. 667 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:42,520 kiss-ass. 668 00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:43,800 Was I scared? 669 00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:45,170 Yeah. Yeah,I was scared. 670 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,860 But then this survivalinstinct kicked in. 671 00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:49,200 Something I didn'teven know I possessed. 672 00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:50,410 A desire to live. 673 00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:52,350 Good news is,I may be ableto retire off this,all right? 674 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,280 I talked to big mike. 675 00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:54,830 I told him he'd be hearingfrom my attorney. 676 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,750 That cage isa major fire hazard. 677 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,260 Chuck. 678 00:32:58,270 --> 00:32:59,490 Good work last night. 679 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,410 Okay,you know what? 680 00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:02,740 I'm,I'm workingon an all-nighter here,big guy. 681 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,820 And I realize that you areprobably armed. 682 00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:08,900 And so I'm gonna ask youvery nicely,would you please easeup on the sarcasm. 683 00:33:08,910 --> 00:33:10,680 I wasn't being facetious. 684 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,160 You helped us find la ciudad. 685 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:13,050 But she got away. 686 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:15,110 Yeah,we got a photofrom hotel security. 687 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,490 We got a blood samplefrom a broken window. 688 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,820 Our intel tell usshe's heading down to central america. 689 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,170 We have peoplewaiting there. 690 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,480 You're lookin' sharp. 691 00:33:23,490 --> 00:33:24,910 Yeah,thanks. 692 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,470 That was facetious. Idiot. 693 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,800 I fixed this one personally. 694 00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,400 So it should begood as new. 695 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,300 And sorry about the delay. 696 00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,010 Chuck,hiding from work again? 697 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,530 I,uh,I-I thinkI dropped something. 698 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,400 Go away,harry! 699 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,430 Oh,you wish I would. I'm not going anywhere,chuck. 700 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,740 When you goto sleep at night,all you're gonna seeis tang in your face. 701 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,650 man:Excuse,please. 702 00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:14,320 Where can I finda chuck bartowski? 703 00:34:15,110 --> 00:34:16,220 Why,what's he done? 704 00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:18,220 Because I need to speak to him. 705 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:22,570 Okay,well,if he's in any kindof trouble,let me know. 706 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:25,440 Chuck,you have a visitor. 707 00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:28,190 Chuck? 708 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,500 Well,uh,maybeI can help you,sir. 709 00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,840 I think we have some company. 710 00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:57,030 I'm on it. 711 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,360 Chuck bartowski,to the storage cage. 712 00:34:58,370 --> 00:35:01,100 Chuck bartowski,pleasereport to the storage cage. 713 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,430 Where's the storage cage? 714 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,900 Oh,just throughhere,sir. 715 00:35:03,910 --> 00:35:05,420 I'll show you. 716 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,240 by the way we are havinga big sale on refrigerators in case youdidn't notice. 717 00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,160 Where is he? 718 00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:44,950 Where is chuck bartowski? 719 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,410 Sir,I'm just sales clerk. 720 00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,370 Take me to him now! 721 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:39,910 oh,you! 722 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:42,700 You big 'ol guy... you think... 723 00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:45,030 that was so broken this morning. 724 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,510 Now that's what I callmoving some merchandise,yeah? 725 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,760 Yeah. 726 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,580 hang here. 727 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:02,430 Uh,charles irving bartowskiof the encino bartowskis, 728 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,430 could you please reportto the returns desk. 729 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,890 Charles irving bartowski... 730 00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:10,230 what? 731 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,120 Nothing,nothing. I'm just lovingthis thing,man. 732 00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:13,980 You know what? We should get onefor your apartment. 733 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:14,980 Oh,good news. 734 00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:18,420 They fixed the lock onthe storage cage,so... 735 00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:21,480 what? 736 00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:25,770 I'm really sorry,sis. 737 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,810 I-I know that I'vebeen kind of evasive. 738 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:29,710 It's just that I... 739 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:34,490 I didn't want to lie to you and I chose notsaying anything as being the lesserof two evils. 740 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,640 Why would youhave to lie to me? 741 00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:38,330 Ellie,I just need youto trust me and know it has nothingto do with you. 742 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,930 But you want me to butt out. I get it. 743 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:40,720 It's none of my business. 744 00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:42,260 No! No,no,no,no,I'm not saying that! 745 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,480 I'm not saying that. I-I... 746 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:49,320 I just don't wantto create a false senseof excitement for a relationshipthat seems doomed. 747 00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:51,540 Why is it doomed? 748 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,280 Because she'snot into me. 749 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,340 Uh,trust me. 750 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,990 I have seen the way thatthat girl looks at you and she is into you. 751 00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:01,880 Really? 752 00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,930 It's noneof my business. 753 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:05,790 Okay,no. 754 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,690 Okay,fine. What the hell. 755 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:09,330 What do you,what do you want to ask me about sarah? 756 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:10,780 Really? 757 00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:12,680 You better hurry up. This offerwill not last. 758 00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:15,970 Okay. Do you like her? 759 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,260 Yeah. 760 00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:22,770 Da-da-da-- no,no,unnecessary excitements. 761 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,280 Sorry. Sorry. 762 00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:27,810 - What else? - That's it. 763 00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,070 - That's it? - Yeah. 764 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,480 Chuck,that's it. 765 00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:32,480 I don't need to know theintimate details,okay? 766 00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:34,220 As long as you're happy,that's enough for me. 767 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:37,350 And I don't,I don't want to nag you about yourfuture and your job. 768 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,390 I don't wantto be the sister that just pestersyou into oblivion. 769 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,740 No,no,no,no,you're,you're not a pest. 770 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:47,630 I just know what an incredibleguy charles bartowski is and... 771 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:51,820 and sometimes I'm not so surethat he knows it. 772 00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:55,480 How do you feel about a brother-sister hugsituation right now? 773 00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:57,670 - I'm open to it. - Okay. 774 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,810 oh,I'll get iT. 775 00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:07,350 Sorry. I thought we hadplans tonight,you know? 776 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,730 What is she doing here? 777 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,570 What,uh,what gave youthat impression? 778 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:14,350 Uh,when you were leavingearlier and you were,like,see you later,dude. 779 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,850 Took you at your word. 780 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:18,130 It's coolif you don't want me to be here;that's fine. 781 00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:20,500 Just gotta stopgiving me mixed signals. 782 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,910 - Come on in. - Super. 783 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,600 Awesome. What are we having? 784 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:30,100 - Here you go. - Oh,thank you.Thank you. 785 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:32,860 You okay? 786 00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:35,390 Uh,occupational hazard. 787 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,300 She got in a lucky kick. 788 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,770 Congratulationson your first mission. 789 00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,200 You did really good,chuck. 790 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,870 Stop it. 791 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,210 I'm not really a spy. 792 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:08,580 Your computer ended upin the head of a guy who only knows how to fix 'em,nothing else. 793 00:41:08,590 --> 00:41:11,540 You surviveda near-death experience under the threatof torture 794 00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:14,290 and apprehended one of the world'smost elusive killers. 795 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,270 I'm not sure you what you thinkspies do exactly, 796 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,510 but most of us wouldconsider that a pretty good day. 797 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,630 Okay,sure,so todayI helped take down a major internationalarms dealer, 798 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,840 but tomorrow,tomorrow I still gotta goclock in at buy more. 799 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,370 I mean,what's the goodof being a hero if nobody knows about it? 800 00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,290 You know. 801 00:41:34,610 --> 00:41:36,650 And so do I. 802 00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:41,400 You know,if wewere really dating,this would bethe part 803 00:41:41,410 --> 00:41:43,910 where I'd be forced to kissyou good night. 804 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,790 Forced? 805 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,890 Would it beso bad? 806 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,110 I'm sure I could sufferthrough it. 807 00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:53,250 Me,too. 808 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:10,990 Man,that dudeis creepy. 809 00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:15,530 Agreed. 810 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:20,330 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- proudly presents 811 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:24,690 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ