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Hi I'm Chuck.
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Here are a few things that
you might need to know.
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You really think
you've been fighting evil...
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...doing good?
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You think it was all
a coincidence?
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The Intersect, FULCRUM,
the Ring, Shaw, Agent X?
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You're just a pawn,
you always were.
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No, no, n-n-n-no,
don't take the Intersect.
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- You're fired, Chuck.
- No!
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Operation Bartowski is done.
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What if we went
into business for ourselves?
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SARAH: Hartley turned over
all of Volkoff's assets to us.
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Our first purchase
was the Buy More
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and everything below it.
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Freelance spies.
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Under the radar, above the law.
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Oh, man, this is gonna be
so much fun.
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Nice.
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Guys... I know kung fu.
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So... ocean view,
gulls flying by?
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Think this is something
you could get used to?
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Well, I-I think I'm more of a
toes-in-the-sand kind of girl.
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I like the idea
of waking up in the morning
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and rolling out
onto the beach.
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Okay, well, then maybe
we can find
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a nice little place
on the sand someday
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if we, you know...
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Survive this?
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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How you doing today?
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No shooting.
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I don't want the blood
and the mess on the pool deck.
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Make them jump.
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Think we can survive this?
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I don't think so, honey.
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Honey?
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You talk
like an old married couple.
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Well, actually...
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No, no, I'm sorry,
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I don't care.
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Throw them
off the cliff.
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Do it and die, Jean Claude.
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We just came
for the vase.
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It belongs to
our client.
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You let us have it
and maybe we'll let you live.
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SARAH: You've fallen
into our trap.
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You see, we work
with a master spy,
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somebody
who you can't see coming.
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In fact, right now,
he's probably...
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(gun cocks)
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I want it noted that I took out
six of their guys.
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HENCHMAN:
He was taking this.
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You thieves have
expensive tastes.
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This vase is worth
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$6 million.
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It's times like these, I wish
I still had the Intersect.
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Well, you don't.
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What now, Moriarty?
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Kill them.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait wait!
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We have another master spy.
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(groans)
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(beeps)
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(beeping)
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Okay, yes, yes,
first mission as the Intersect.
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You can do this.
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They need you, Morgan, so get in
there, okay, and you be a man.
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No, be more than a man.
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Start with the man part,
just be a man first.
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♪ ♪
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Keep going, thief, this is fun.
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Well, the fun's about to end,
Jean Claude,
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because while we've been
standing around chatting,
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our other master spy
has been effortlessly breaching
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your compound's security.
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♪ ♪
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(thud)
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I'm good, I'm good.
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He's heartless, cruel...
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I'm so sorry, fishies,
about your pond.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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SARAH:
You think your security men
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are the best, top-notch?
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I admit I do.
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SARAH: Well, our spy
is currently slicing
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through them like a hot knife
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through butter.
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Go on, say something
about you-know-who.
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Do I have to?
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Yes.
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He'll tear your limbs off
and beat you with them.
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Okay, okay.
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Points for trying,
but where is this master spy?
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MORGAN:
You looking for me?
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Right here, tough guy.
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(laughing)
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Okay, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Kill him, too.
Kill them all.
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Come on.
Now's the time, buddy.
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I'm working on it,
working on it.
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CASEY:
And...
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we're dead.
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Let's dance.
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(grunting)
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♪ ♪
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(grunting)
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Who the hell are you?
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Charles Carmichael
of Carmichael Industries,
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private contractors,
spies for hire.
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Don't forget it.
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(shattering)
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Wow, I really thought
that the latch
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was latched,
but, uh...
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Buff that right out.
I think we can,
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we can still make that--
we'll make that work.
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We're still working out
the kinks.
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♪ Chuck 5x01 ♪
Chuck Versus the Zoom
Original Air Date on October 28, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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(tires screeching)
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♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na
na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na
na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na na-na
na-na ♪
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(whimpers)
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CHUCK:
All righty, folks,
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it wasn't a total
catastrophe.
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The client was not
interested in the vase
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but the microchip inside it,
and that is intact.
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Boom.
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Señor.
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Bang,
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we are in the pink.
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The vase was going
to be our payment.
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And...
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still is, fully restored.
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Who's not going to pay six mil
for a slightly used Ming vase?
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Chuck, we mowed through
the Volkoff fortune
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on start-up costs.
I mean,
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look at these numbers.
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$42 million, which is
still a lot of dough.
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Rockets, bullets,
the private jet,
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servicing the private
jet, the fresh shrimp
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that Morgan likes to eat
on the private jet.
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You have to understand they're
just not the same frozen.
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They're expensive, and
if we're going to stay solvent,
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then we need to collect soon.
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Or crawl back to Beckman,
get a government contract.
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Never had a problem
with Uncle Sam.
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Beat the yahoos
we got coming in here.
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Casey, our problem
is not with Uncle Sam,
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it's with Clyde Decker,
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and I don't see that
changing anytime soon.
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Beg, plead.
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You know I get antsy
taking cases
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with moral ambiguity.
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Guys, come on.
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Sarah,
isn't this
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what we wanted?
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Come on, Carmichael Industries--
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the independence and freedom
to do what we want when we want,
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and we're doing good,
we're doing good.
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We got a
solid team.
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We just need a little more time
to get our feet on solid ground.
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And, in the meantime,
we work for dirtbags.
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Chuck, you're handling this
really well.
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I mean, all the
bumps in the road
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and Morgan
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with the Intersect
and you without it.
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Which is fine.
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Morgan, yes, has
the Intersect now,
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but I'm, I'm
happy for him.
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Plus, I get to work
with my smokin' hot wife
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and my best friends.
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Who could ask for
anything more?
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Okay.
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What was that?
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(mumbling):
What was what?
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Are you hiding something?
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Why would I need
to hide anything?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Morgan, Operation
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VFTB is dead.
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"View from the
Bluff" is dead?
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(groans) Chuck, I found the
perfect house for you guys.
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Well, except
that I was wrong
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and Sarah doesn't want
a house on the bluff.
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She wants her toes
in the sand.
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Okay, fine, "Operation
Toes in the Sand."
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Actually, it makes
a better acronym.
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Toes in the Sa--
T.I.T...
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Why don't, why don't,
why don't we
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just call it
"Operation Toes," okay?
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Oh, fine, fine, I'll
start my research.
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Oh, Chuck, I know you've
been setting aside funds
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for this house, you know,
and I hope my accident
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with the vase didn't,
didn't blow it for you.
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No, hey, hey,
don't worry about it.
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We've got a very promising
potential client.
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We're going to wine
and dine him
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and, soon enough,
we will be raking it in.
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Good, and you know what?
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If it all goes south,
well, we still have...
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The Buy More.
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She's served us well
over the years.
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It all seems so normal,
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a little too normal.
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Yeah.
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Sleeping dogs, though;
sleeping dogs.
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(phone rings)
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Oh, it's Casey.
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Wants us down in Castle.
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Yeah, all right.
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(quietly):
Hoist the flag.
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Hey, Casey,
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what do you need?
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The client's here.
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I don't like him.
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What?
The who, the what?
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The client--
the client is here?
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- Hmm.
- I thought we were going to wine
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and dine the guy,
charm him.
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Waste of time--
he's here now.
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Casey, this is supposed
to be a secret base.
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I took precautions.
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Oh, good.
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Casey, what precautions?
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(panting)
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What the hell kind
of operation is this?
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We're still working out
the kinks.
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MAN:
$20 million
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was stolen from me
by a high-level Ponzi schemer.
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You heard the name
Roger Bale?
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Well, you will soon.
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He's bilked investors
to the tune
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of about a half
a billion dollars.
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Why not go
to the cops?
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I did,
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but Bale has falsified records,
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saying he lost the
money in normal trading
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and he's broke,
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but he keeps buying
property in St. Martin.
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He's a thief.
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The heart
of Bale's operation
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is a computer vault
in his corporate headquarters.
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Access the accounts,
get my money.
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Yes, we ride
at midnight.
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His security is deadly.
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So maybe, maybe we, we ride
first thing in the morning.
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- No need to rush.
- That's probably a better idea.
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Twenty percent
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of what you recover is yours.
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Fifty.
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Done some digging
on you, Woodley.
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You're just an ambulance
chaser, trial lawyer,
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scum of the earth.
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Uh! He's kidding.
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00:10:56,808 --> 00:10:58,509
He's kidding.
He's only kidding.
263
00:10:58,543 --> 00:11:00,878
Casey, Bale is worth
infiltrating anyway.
264
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,747
Looks like he's stolen money
from teachers' unions
265
00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:04,915
and families.
266
00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:07,518
WOODLEY: He stole $2 million
from Rush Limbaugh.
267
00:11:07,552 --> 00:11:11,522
Tell me everything you know
about this animal.
268
00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:16,577
WOODLEY: He's throwing himself a party
tomorrow night--
269
00:11:16,611 --> 00:11:19,063
his going-away--
but it's strictly invite,
270
00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:21,899
and everything goes
through his secure Blackberry.
271
00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:23,701
What a complete tool.
272
00:11:23,735 --> 00:11:25,753
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
on the Bluetooth,
273
00:11:25,787 --> 00:11:26,837
all day-- how rude.
274
00:11:26,872 --> 00:11:27,938
SARAH (over comm):
I'm getting
275
00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:29,256
a really good feed
from the satellite.
276
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:30,941
The party's being set up,
and the place
277
00:11:30,976 --> 00:11:32,009
looks like a fortress.
278
00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:33,210
CHUCK:
See? I told you satellite
279
00:11:33,245 --> 00:11:34,211
was a good investment.
280
00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:35,312
We just got to figure out
281
00:11:35,347 --> 00:11:36,547
a way to get into his PDA
282
00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:39,083
and invite ourselves
to this party.
283
00:11:39,101 --> 00:11:41,135
Let's talk
house, homeboy.
284
00:11:41,186 --> 00:11:42,136
What was that?
285
00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,137
Did you say house?
286
00:11:43,188 --> 00:11:44,254
Nothing, n-nothing, Sarah.
287
00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:45,556
Just hopping off real quick.
288
00:11:46,358 --> 00:11:48,392
(laughs softly)
289
00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:49,994
The house is secret, remember?
290
00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:52,563
The only secret,
the only real secret
291
00:11:52,597 --> 00:11:54,231
is gonna be which room
you're sleeping in.
292
00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:56,433
Why? 17 of 'em!
293
00:11:56,451 --> 00:11:59,303
Swimming pool, screening room,
bowling alley, gourmet kitchen,
294
00:11:59,337 --> 00:12:01,122
second... bowling alley,
295
00:12:01,156 --> 00:12:02,773
and it's on the beach.
296
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:05,076
(sighs)
I mean, it's crazy, but...
297
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,744
Hey, toes in the sand.
298
00:12:06,778 --> 00:12:08,045
Toes in the sand.
Toes in...
299
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,380
Toes in the sand!
300
00:12:09,414 --> 00:12:12,299
Could you imagine how awesome
this would be, buddy?
301
00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:14,668
I mean, to give Sarah
the dream life?
302
00:12:14,719 --> 00:12:16,587
Owning her own company,
living in the dream home,
303
00:12:16,621 --> 00:12:18,305
a place that we
can call our own.
304
00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:20,624
We just need
this gig to pay out.
305
00:12:20,659 --> 00:12:22,960
(phone rings nearby)
I know.
306
00:12:22,978 --> 00:12:24,345
One second.
307
00:12:27,899 --> 00:12:30,768
(clicking, beeping)
308
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,171
Chuck, why don't we just nab
309
00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:35,673
this guy's phone
while he's playing squash?
310
00:12:35,707 --> 00:12:37,992
Huh?
I just zoomed on his gym bag.
311
00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,326
Okay? Kensington Athletic.
312
00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:40,845
It's, like a super
exclusive squash club.
313
00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:42,163
He's got to have
a regular game, right?
314
00:12:42,197 --> 00:12:43,831
Morgan, that's fantastic.
315
00:12:43,865 --> 00:12:46,150
Fantastic!
316
00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:47,118
Zoomed?
317
00:12:47,152 --> 00:12:48,486
Did you say you... what?
318
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,855
Did you... you said
you zoomed on his gym bag?
319
00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:52,173
Yes, yeah, because
you had "flash,"
320
00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:53,791
which was
great, but...
321
00:12:53,825 --> 00:12:55,292
mmm... I kind of want
to do my own thing,
322
00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:57,027
mix it up a little bit,
so I came up with zoom.
323
00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,880
You don't like it.
Ah, you don't like it.
324
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:00,881
No, hey, hey--
325
00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:02,733
"zoom" it is, buddy. You know.
326
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:03,968
Whatever you want.
327
00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:05,686
Really?
You're-you're amazing.
328
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,139
You are so Zen right now.
If I had a power like that
329
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:09,440
and I thought
it was gone forever,
330
00:13:09,474 --> 00:13:10,558
aw, Chuck, I'd be a wreck.
331
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:13,210
Whew! But not you,
man, you are my hero.
332
00:13:13,245 --> 00:13:15,846
You're great even
without the Intersect.
333
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:22,820
CHUCK: How certain are you
that these glasses
334
00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:25,322
only had one reload
left in them?
335
00:13:25,357 --> 00:13:28,792
(sighs) Like...
very certain.
336
00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,194
I tried to access
337
00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,364
the program, but there
was no way to update it.
338
00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:37,201
This version of the Intersect
is a one-time deal-- I'm sorry.
339
00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:41,772
That's okay.
That's okay.
340
00:13:41,806 --> 00:13:43,040
Morgan's got it now,
341
00:13:43,058 --> 00:13:46,060
and he's doing
surprisingly well, so...
342
00:13:47,445 --> 00:13:49,914
Chuck, what's wrong?
343
00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:53,150
(heavy sigh)
The Intersect
344
00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:55,152
opened me up
to big dreams.
345
00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:57,855
But in order for those
dreams to become a reality,
346
00:13:57,889 --> 00:14:01,592
I need this business
to succeed, and...
347
00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:02,993
You think the company
doesn't work
348
00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:04,361
if you don't have the Intersect?
349
00:14:06,264 --> 00:14:07,565
Yeah.
350
00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:11,252
Chuck, I don't think that Dad
wanted you to have
351
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:12,753
the Intersect forever.
352
00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:15,606
And besides,
you don't need it.
353
00:14:16,775 --> 00:14:18,776
The computer
didn't make you a hero,
354
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,779
it just gave you
an opportunity to become one.
355
00:14:21,813 --> 00:14:24,281
Now it's up to you.
356
00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:26,183
The training wheels are off,
you're gonna fall down,
357
00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:28,786
but I promise you...
you can do this.
358
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,958
My two cents.
359
00:14:35,393 --> 00:14:37,444
Thanks, sis.
360
00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:40,281
I needed a good
Ellie speech.
361
00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:42,283
Well, what are sisters for?
362
00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:43,817
(laughs)
363
00:14:58,088 --> 00:15:01,140
The mission, is to
access Roger Bale's PDA
364
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:03,891
and put ourselves on the guest
list for his party tonight.
365
00:15:03,892 --> 00:15:06,260
The phone is gonna be
difficult to get to,
366
00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:08,862
and password-protected
when we do.
367
00:15:08,897 --> 00:15:10,430
Bale has bodyguards;
could be trouble.
368
00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:13,199
And that's why you're the one
going for the phone, Casey.
369
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:14,334
This plug-in
370
00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:15,836
will cut through
all the encryption
371
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:18,272
and install a virus that
will send me an invite.
372
00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:20,107
Bale is playing
in a club
373
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,875
squash tournament.
Morgan,
374
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,877
you're gonna delay his
opponent while I step in
375
00:15:23,895 --> 00:15:25,545
and match up with Bale.
376
00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:27,581
He'll get to know my face
and name so that when
377
00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:29,716
I show up at the party,
I won't be a complete stranger.
378
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:32,753
What? What-what-what,
what's the problem? What's up?
379
00:15:32,787 --> 00:15:35,756
You're gonna play?
Do you actually
380
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,958
play any non-video game sports?
381
00:15:37,992 --> 00:15:39,443
Yeah, I played
some racquetball.
382
00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:42,062
I think I can fake
squash for half an hour.
383
00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:45,265
No, Chuck,
I don't think so.
384
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,967
I... Sarah.
385
00:15:48,937 --> 00:15:50,454
SARAH:
Uh... well,
386
00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:52,906
sweetheart, um...
387
00:15:52,941 --> 00:15:56,043
you know, I-I think what, um...
388
00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:57,210
Let's put Grimes
on the court.
389
00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:59,046
He can zoom on squash,
give the guy a game.
390
00:16:00,081 --> 00:16:01,615
"Zoom," Casey?
391
00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:03,116
It'll buy me some time.
392
00:16:03,151 --> 00:16:04,217
MORGAN:
You delay his opponent,
393
00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:05,719
take over the job
I was gonna do.
394
00:16:05,753 --> 00:16:07,921
It'll be great, right?
What was the job I was gonna do?
395
00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,558
(moaning)
396
00:16:11,592 --> 00:16:12,793
Yeah...
397
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:13,927
Oof...
398
00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:15,261
I think I'm
supposed to be
399
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,564
playing my game right now.
You sure it's only 2:00?
400
00:16:17,598 --> 00:16:20,767
Oh, Mr. Burnham,
you just sit here and relax.
401
00:16:20,802 --> 00:16:22,970
I will tell you when it's time.
402
00:16:23,004 --> 00:16:24,621
And right now, it is...
403
00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:25,989
not time.
404
00:16:29,744 --> 00:16:31,328
Bale's coming.
405
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,013
(over comm):
Casey, he's headed your way.
406
00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:36,350
Morgan, get ready,
he'll be there in a minute.
407
00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:37,617
Yep.
408
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,521
Chuck, you keep
that bear on that table,
409
00:16:41,556 --> 00:16:42,723
or this all falls apart.
410
00:16:42,757 --> 00:16:43,924
BURNHAM:
Remember,
411
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,493
I like it deep... and hard.
412
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,629
That's great.
413
00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:50,330
That just sounds great.
414
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:57,137
Hey, man, sorry
for the delay.
415
00:16:57,155 --> 00:17:00,190
I had a hot tub
full of nursing students.
416
00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:02,526
BALE: They're so chatty.
MORGAN: Totally.
417
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:04,678
BALE:
So, you must be
418
00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:05,679
Killer Burnham?
419
00:17:05,713 --> 00:17:06,780
He's a no-show.
420
00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:07,814
I'm Michael Carmichael
421
00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:08,815
of Michael Carmichael
Industries,
422
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:09,850
a subsidiary of MikeCo.
423
00:17:09,884 --> 00:17:11,785
That sounds like big money.
424
00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:13,820
MORGAN:
Mmm, you have no idea.
425
00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:16,289
You know, if was standing
on my wallet...
426
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:17,791
I'd be tall.
427
00:17:17,825 --> 00:17:18,842
Yeah.
(laughs)
428
00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:19,893
Your skin is...
429
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:21,128
soft to the touch.
430
00:17:21,162 --> 00:17:22,295
There you go.
431
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:23,830
Is that a
waxing situation?
432
00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:25,632
My wife's talked to me
about waxing, but...
433
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:27,500
I'm not really a big fan
of physical contact.
434
00:17:27,518 --> 00:17:28,902
Outside of my job, of course.
435
00:17:28,936 --> 00:17:30,837
This is what I do every day.
436
00:17:35,526 --> 00:17:37,911
Hey, uh, your ball warm?
437
00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:40,346
Here we go.
438
00:17:43,401 --> 00:17:45,235
(grunts)
439
00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:48,872
Amigo, my ball is...
440
00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:50,157
(whispers):
red-hot.
441
00:17:53,695 --> 00:17:55,028
You're pretty quick.
442
00:17:55,046 --> 00:17:56,413
"Sneaky quick," they call that.
443
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:57,998
MORGAN:
Ooh! Sneaky quick.
444
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,839
Put a little elbow
grease into it.
445
00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:07,841
(grunting):
Oh, yeah? Should I do that?
446
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,559
There you go.
There it is.
447
00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:10,877
(whispers):
Almost there.
448
00:18:10,912 --> 00:18:13,380
Almost there.
449
00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:14,681
Little deeper.
450
00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:15,882
You know...
451
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,085
you are a thick man.
452
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,786
Yeah... right there.
453
00:18:19,821 --> 00:18:20,954
(grunts):
There it is.
454
00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:22,556
Come on.
455
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:23,573
(door opens)
456
00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:30,030
Turn and reach,
you old son of a bitch.
457
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:32,866
SARAH (over comm):
Hey, Chuck, we got a problem.
458
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:33,934
Casey's caught up
getting Bale's phone.
459
00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:35,102
Maybe I can tranq my guy
460
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:36,236
and give Casey an assist.
461
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,341
- So, let me ask you a question.
- Yes, sir.
462
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,111
This guy you're supposed
to play, Jim Burnham,
463
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:46,213
you called him something else.
464
00:18:46,247 --> 00:18:47,380
Killer.
465
00:18:47,414 --> 00:18:48,882
Heard he killed
nine men
466
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,083
in the Foreign Legion.
467
00:18:50,101 --> 00:18:51,218
The name stuck.
468
00:18:51,252 --> 00:18:53,753
Mm, only nine, huh?
469
00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:57,324
What the hell?
470
00:18:57,358 --> 00:18:58,859
No, no, somebody's
not relaxing!
471
00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:00,560
Relax, breathe, breathe.
472
00:19:00,594 --> 00:19:01,594
I just dropped
something.
473
00:19:01,612 --> 00:19:02,779
Oil's slippery.
474
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,833
(chuckles)
475
00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:08,452
John Casey.
476
00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,270
I knew you'd fall
for that old line.
477
00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:11,972
I haven't seen you
since jump school.
478
00:19:13,174 --> 00:19:14,574
Stark.
479
00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:15,976
Been a while.
480
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:16,793
Breathe.
481
00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:18,328
Is that a gun?
482
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:20,613
(gasps)
I am gonna rip
483
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:21,948
your head off!
484
00:19:22,984 --> 00:19:24,151
What's a leatherneck like you
485
00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:25,452
doing in the Kensington Club?
486
00:19:25,486 --> 00:19:26,987
Private security.
487
00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:29,156
Me, too.
For a turd named Bale.
488
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:31,658
Real scuzzer, but at
least it's a payday.
489
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,127
I don't have to sell
you on selling out.
490
00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:37,030
Guy with your skills, Casey,
you've got to be raking it in.
491
00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:40,267
(grunting)
492
00:19:41,669 --> 00:19:43,470
(loud crack)
(grunts)
493
00:19:43,504 --> 00:19:45,272
Ah!
494
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:46,773
(chuckles)
495
00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:50,210
You think one little dart
is gonna drop 400 pounds
496
00:19:50,244 --> 00:19:51,545
of solid meat?
497
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,118
(yells)
498
00:19:58,152 --> 00:19:59,202
(yelling)
499
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:01,171
(mouthing)
500
00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:03,707
You seem like a...
501
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:06,793
moderately successful
individual.
502
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,895
♪ ♪
503
00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:12,065
(grunting)
504
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:13,666
Let's say a fella
had 40 mil
505
00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:15,501
just kind of lying
around doing nothing.
506
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,103
What would you
do with it?
507
00:20:17,138 --> 00:20:18,471
You looking to invest?
508
00:20:18,506 --> 00:20:19,839
I might be.
509
00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:21,308
I might be.
510
00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:29,399
(gasps)
511
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,234
(panicky grunting)
512
00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:36,857
Aah! Aah! No! No! No!
513
00:20:37,925 --> 00:20:38,909
(yells)
514
00:20:40,962 --> 00:20:42,412
BALE:
Good game, Carmichael.
515
00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:47,300
Oh, bunny doll, bunny doll,
Bale; Bale, bunny doll.
516
00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:48,701
Hey, uh,
517
00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:51,171
why don't you guys come to
my party tomorrow night?
518
00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:52,172
Tomorrow night?
Bunny doll,
519
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,539
do we have anything,
uh, planned?
520
00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:54,724
No. I don't think so.
521
00:20:54,759 --> 00:20:56,726
Well, how do you feel?
You want to go?
522
00:20:56,761 --> 00:20:58,562
Oh, I'm game.
Mm.
523
00:20:58,596 --> 00:20:59,679
Excellenté.
524
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:01,014
Good, good,
good, good, good.
525
00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:02,566
It's a date, then, huh?
526
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,367
Tomorrow night.
527
00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:06,870
♪ ♪
528
00:21:06,921 --> 00:21:09,339
(grunting, Chuck whimpering)
529
00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:11,291
(grunts)
530
00:21:11,325 --> 00:21:12,375
(cocks gun)
531
00:21:12,426 --> 00:21:13,793
Quit goofing around, Chuck.
We gotta go.
532
00:21:13,828 --> 00:21:15,295
What about the mission?
533
00:21:15,329 --> 00:21:16,796
Don't worry,
Morgan saved the day.
534
00:21:16,831 --> 00:21:18,365
Got an invite to the party.
535
00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:21,001
- Huh?
- Thank God for the Intersect, huh?
536
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,663
Hey, buddy.
537
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,471
Nice work on
the mish today.
538
00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:32,139
Yes.
So listen,
539
00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:34,041
we wired a couple million
dollars into Bale's account.
540
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,510
You're all set for the party.
Would you go Bogart
541
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,103
with the white tux,
or would you go Bond
542
00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:39,328
with the black tux?
543
00:21:40,398 --> 00:21:42,616
Uh... black, definitely.
544
00:21:42,651 --> 00:21:44,585
I knew it. I knew black tux.
Always bet on black.
545
00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:46,520
Right?
546
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,605
Okay, what's wrong?
547
00:21:47,656 --> 00:21:50,291
Chuck, is this
Intersect withdrawal?
548
00:21:50,325 --> 00:21:52,259
I mean, are you...
are you missing it?
549
00:21:53,995 --> 00:21:55,562
Sure.
550
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,732
Yeah. Of course,
but it's-it's more than that.
551
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,467
I'm just realizing
552
00:22:00,502 --> 00:22:02,870
how hard it's going
to be without it.
553
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,538
I guess I got used to
554
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,207
our spy missions
being a little bit easier.
555
00:22:08,677 --> 00:22:11,779
But-But remember
the big picture here.
556
00:22:11,813 --> 00:22:13,747
Your beautiful wife,
your perfect home.
557
00:22:14,983 --> 00:22:16,317
It's all right here, buddy.
558
00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:18,118
Toes in the sand.
559
00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:19,386
It's the-the
big picture.
560
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,754
Hey, oh.
561
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,256
I gotta go.
562
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,440
I'll get this to the lab.
563
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:24,692
Good job, team.
Yeah.
564
00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:25,860
Right, a high
five here.
565
00:22:25,894 --> 00:22:27,027
Good, good, good, good.
566
00:22:27,062 --> 00:22:28,262
Good briefing.
567
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,764
Chuck, do you realize
that I am a trained spy
568
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:33,000
who can tell when somebody
is keeping a secret?
569
00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:36,537
Especially when that someone
happens to be my husband?
570
00:22:36,571 --> 00:22:38,606
It's who I am.
571
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,975
Husband without a secret.
572
00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:44,345
Casey and I are going to scout
Bale's corporate headquarters,
573
00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:46,013
so we'll talk about this later.
574
00:22:46,047 --> 00:22:48,332
Can't this be
that one-time conversation?
575
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,019
(sighs)
576
00:22:54,055 --> 00:22:55,489
(sighs)
577
00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:05,866
CHUCK:
This isn't good.
578
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:08,202
We finally lost control
of the store, haven't we?
579
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,855
All right, where's Jeff?
No...
580
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:14,074
Where's Lester?
I can sense his
581
00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:16,243
evil little hand
all over this.
582
00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:17,861
(whirring)
583
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:20,664
Hey, Jeff.
584
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:21,865
(clunk)
585
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,220
(tires squealing, thud)
586
00:23:26,254 --> 00:23:28,756
(whirring)
587
00:23:30,759 --> 00:23:32,927
Heartbreaking, isn't it?
588
00:23:32,961 --> 00:23:34,995
What happened?
589
00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:36,597
What do you mean?
590
00:23:36,631 --> 00:23:40,551
Is this about poor
Jeffrey over there?
591
00:23:40,602 --> 00:23:41,885
Poor Jeffrey?
Poor Jeffrey?
592
00:23:41,937 --> 00:23:43,771
He was trampled by a stampede
593
00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:46,006
of middle-aged secretaries
during the midnight release of
594
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,042
the talking Justin Bieber doll.
595
00:23:48,076 --> 00:23:50,027
His legs were crushed.
596
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:53,397
He may never walk again.
597
00:23:53,448 --> 00:23:55,716
But you would know that
598
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,517
if you ever bothered to come in
599
00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:59,370
and actually
manage the store, Grimes.
600
00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,255
Or you, Bartowski,
if you ever bothered
601
00:24:01,289 --> 00:24:03,624
to come by
and check up on your friends.
602
00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:06,293
Shame!
603
00:24:06,328 --> 00:24:08,379
Shame.
604
00:24:11,399 --> 00:24:15,085
Morgan, I can't believe it.
605
00:24:15,136 --> 00:24:16,870
It's terrible.
I feel so bad!
606
00:24:16,905 --> 00:24:20,040
No, Morgan, I mean,
I literally can't believe it.
607
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,541
Really? This?
They wouldn't. They couldn't.
608
00:24:21,559 --> 00:24:23,710
What am I talking about?
It's Jeff and Lester.
609
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:25,479
Of course it's a scam.
610
00:24:25,513 --> 00:24:27,581
Of course.
611
00:24:30,185 --> 00:24:31,318
(whirring)
612
00:24:31,353 --> 00:24:33,904
Please help.
Buy More insurance ran out.
613
00:24:33,938 --> 00:24:35,990
(scoffs)
The audacity.
614
00:24:36,024 --> 00:24:37,941
CHUCK: As the secret owner
of this establishment,
615
00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:40,110
I happen to know
we have excellent insurance.
616
00:24:40,161 --> 00:24:41,795
MORGAN: Listen, how are
we going to prove that
617
00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:43,397
Jeff and Lester are
bilking it from the store?
618
00:24:43,431 --> 00:24:44,832
Well, maybe we construct
619
00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:47,334
some sort of ruse, you know, and
trick him up out of the chair.
620
00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:49,503
Or we could... Hang on.
621
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,742
Or we could wait for him
622
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,911
to stand up like
the moron that he is.
623
00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,346
Yeah.
Mm.
624
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,583
Mr. Barnes, this is some
sort of insurance scam?!
625
00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:04,585
Hey, guys.
626
00:25:04,619 --> 00:25:07,021
Jeff, you're gonna give back
every penny, or you're going
627
00:25:07,055 --> 00:25:08,255
to jail.
To see my mom?
628
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,323
LESTER: Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
629
00:25:09,357 --> 00:25:11,358
Hey, guys, guys,
what are you doing?
630
00:25:11,393 --> 00:25:13,260
This is a very
sick man here.
631
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:16,480
Ah! Ah, my gosh!
632
00:25:16,531 --> 00:25:18,982
Jeffrey,
you can walk!
633
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,401
Guys, it's a miracle.
634
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:21,702
It's a miracle.
635
00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:23,987
This is because
of your donations.
636
00:25:32,547 --> 00:25:33,797
Shame.
(gasps)
637
00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:35,716
Shame.
Shame.
638
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:43,457
I think we may need to spend
some more time at the Buy More.
639
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,626
Yeah, we do. Oh!
640
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:48,695
Oh, I forgot-- Sarah
wants to have a talk.
641
00:25:48,730 --> 00:25:50,497
She knows I'm keeping
a secret from her.
642
00:25:50,532 --> 00:25:52,800
Oh, no. Not the house.
643
00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:55,369
- She's gonna try and break me.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
644
00:25:55,403 --> 00:25:58,038
Okay, I'm gonna
hold on to this, right?
645
00:25:58,073 --> 00:26:00,641
And, uh, you go in there,
and you be strong.
646
00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:02,176
Good luck.
647
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:05,012
Remember, I'm not there
to save you this time.
648
00:26:07,048 --> 00:26:09,349
Sarah?
649
00:26:09,384 --> 00:26:11,385
SARAH:
In a minute!
650
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,255
Um...
651
00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:19,059
so, honey, here's the thing.
652
00:26:19,094 --> 00:26:21,595
Uh, I'm not trying
to keep anything from you.
653
00:26:21,629 --> 00:26:25,099
You are my wife, and-and
that's a part of the deal.
654
00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,433
I'm well aware of that.
655
00:26:26,468 --> 00:26:28,469
I would, however, like
to keep a few things
656
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:31,438
in a special category of
657
00:26:31,473 --> 00:26:34,224
"you don't need
to know aboutness."
658
00:26:34,275 --> 00:26:35,275
Yeah.
659
00:26:39,881 --> 00:26:42,116
♪ ♪
660
00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:52,993
No, no.
661
00:26:53,027 --> 00:26:54,394
Not today.
662
00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:56,196
This has worked in the past.
Not today.
663
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:57,664
What is it?
664
00:26:57,698 --> 00:26:59,600
This. This. All that.
665
00:26:59,634 --> 00:27:01,535
What's your secret, Chuck?
666
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,971
(grunts)
667
00:27:04,005 --> 00:27:05,172
My lips are sealed.
668
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:09,510
Well, let me help you
unseal them.
669
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:17,251
Hand it over.
670
00:27:17,285 --> 00:27:19,887
He cracked like an egg.
671
00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:21,955
It's an acronym.
672
00:27:21,990 --> 00:27:23,223
You see the little dots there?
673
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,691
Whatever.
If you were to break it up
674
00:27:24,725 --> 00:27:27,094
and sound it out phonetically...
675
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,131
(laughs)
676
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:34,268
It's very sweet, Chuck,
that you tried to surprise me.
677
00:27:34,302 --> 00:27:36,470
With a dream home.
678
00:27:36,504 --> 00:27:38,305
Yeah.
Like that one
679
00:27:38,339 --> 00:27:40,207
right there,
right on the sand.
680
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,808
The perfect house
681
00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:43,710
for the perfect woman.
What do you think?
682
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:47,047
(sighs)
683
00:27:47,081 --> 00:27:48,148
It's not right, is it?
684
00:27:48,183 --> 00:27:50,951
You know, I-I could just
685
00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:54,922
keep playing detective
and trying to read your mind...
686
00:27:54,956 --> 00:27:58,592
Well, I haven't, um...
687
00:27:58,626 --> 00:28:01,628
Well, this isn't something
that I've ever told anybody.
688
00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:04,298
Hello. Husband.
689
00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:06,099
It's my official title now.
690
00:28:06,134 --> 00:28:08,168
I have a ring
to prove it.
691
00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:10,504
You tell me things that
you don't tell other people.
692
00:28:12,874 --> 00:28:16,243
Uh, well, when I was a
little girl, my, uh...
693
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,946
my dad's "work" kept us
moving around a lot.
694
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:23,617
And I always imagined what a
real family would feel like,
695
00:28:23,651 --> 00:28:26,486
you know, what the perfect
home for us all would be,
696
00:28:26,521 --> 00:28:28,055
and, you know,
the dream house.
697
00:28:28,089 --> 00:28:29,356
This is stupid.
698
00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:32,359
No, no, it's not.
Babe, continue.
699
00:28:32,393 --> 00:28:35,345
Well, I always imagined
700
00:28:35,396 --> 00:28:39,182
a little white house with
a red door and, don't laugh,
701
00:28:39,234 --> 00:28:42,936
but it had a picket fence,
just like, you know,
702
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:46,039
the houses that you see
on TV that people live in.
703
00:28:46,074 --> 00:28:48,208
Hmm.
704
00:28:48,243 --> 00:28:50,110
Mid-century,
very Leave It to Beaver?
705
00:28:50,144 --> 00:28:54,514
Cozy, homey and simple.
706
00:28:54,549 --> 00:28:55,816
And perfect.
707
00:28:56,851 --> 00:28:59,253
Really?
708
00:28:59,287 --> 00:29:02,623
Sarah, I'm going
to find you your dream home,
709
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:04,658
whatever it takes.
710
00:29:04,692 --> 00:29:06,827
I'll do anything. I promise.
711
00:29:11,132 --> 00:29:12,666
Testing, one, two.
712
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,268
One, two, three.
713
00:29:16,804 --> 00:29:19,106
(indistinct conversation)
714
00:29:21,643 --> 00:29:24,695
CHUCK (over comm):
Looking good, team.
715
00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:26,546
Especially you, Sarah.
716
00:29:26,581 --> 00:29:29,283
Well, let's have
a great mission, huh, team?
717
00:29:29,317 --> 00:29:31,785
While I sit by myself
in the van.
718
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:35,989
God, I hope this works.
719
00:29:41,732 --> 00:29:44,232
Allright. Let's go over the plan,
one more time.
720
00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:46,200
Casey, you locate
Bale's computer vault.
721
00:29:46,235 --> 00:29:47,735
Morgan and Sarah, you're gonna
create a distraction,
722
00:29:47,770 --> 00:29:49,470
giving Casey enough time
to get into the vault
723
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,638
and tap into the system.
724
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:51,823
Got it.
725
00:29:53,308 --> 00:29:55,677
Bale, old man,
good to see you.
726
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:56,711
Nice to see you.
727
00:29:56,745 --> 00:29:57,645
Right? Yeah,
you remember
728
00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:58,880
Sarah?
I do.
729
00:29:58,914 --> 00:30:01,199
This is Chalmers, my mute
730
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:02,316
manservant.
731
00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:03,651
We have received
your wire
732
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:05,036
and account
information.
733
00:30:05,087 --> 00:30:08,656
On behalf of our investors,
we're very excited
734
00:30:08,691 --> 00:30:09,824
to have you aboard.
735
00:30:09,858 --> 00:30:10,892
Oh, I bet. I bet.
736
00:30:10,926 --> 00:30:13,127
Follow me.
737
00:30:13,162 --> 00:30:15,163
Will do.
738
00:30:16,164 --> 00:30:18,165
I was to be
your accountant.
739
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:19,967
What I did was,
I improvised.
740
00:30:20,002 --> 00:30:21,436
Okay.
(grunts)
741
00:30:21,470 --> 00:30:22,887
CHUCK: Morgan, buddy,
you're doing great.
742
00:30:22,938 --> 00:30:24,889
You're doing great.
Just stay on point.
743
00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:27,008
Remember the mission.
Casey, you're up.
744
00:30:30,679 --> 00:30:33,915
(quiet whine, powering up)
745
00:30:35,217 --> 00:30:37,218
(blipping)
746
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,220
Excellent. Excellent,
Casey. Excellent.
747
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,755
Fiber optic cable leads
all the way
748
00:30:40,789 --> 00:30:42,073
down that hall. That's probably
where the vault is.
749
00:30:42,124 --> 00:30:43,658
I'll need a key card.
750
00:30:43,692 --> 00:30:44,659
Sarah?
751
00:30:44,693 --> 00:30:45,693
SARAH:
I'm on it.
752
00:30:47,296 --> 00:30:51,065
As you can see, my fortune
is based on shared wealth.
753
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:55,103
Finding others who enjoy
the better things in life.
754
00:30:55,137 --> 00:30:56,738
SARAH: Yeah, that's
very bold, Mr. Bale.
755
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,372
Chuck...
756
00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,275
this jerk's starting
to get handsy with my girl.
757
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:03,010
Ourgirl. Yourgirl.
758
00:31:03,044 --> 00:31:04,262
Calm. Calm, Morgan!
759
00:31:04,313 --> 00:31:06,214
Just calm down.
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
760
00:31:06,248 --> 00:31:07,415
I think I'm gonna zoom, okay?
761
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,183
I can feel it coming on--
a little kung fu.
762
00:31:09,217 --> 00:31:11,052
I am gonna karate chop
this guy in the face.
763
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,236
No, no, no, no. No, no.
764
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,054
Do not do that.
You're gonna zoom too soon.
765
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,557
Premature zoom? Really? Crap!
766
00:31:16,592 --> 00:31:18,392
Okay, okay, what do I do?
767
00:31:18,427 --> 00:31:20,495
Think about baseball.
768
00:31:20,529 --> 00:31:22,130
Baseball.
769
00:31:22,164 --> 00:31:25,566
Why baseball? I mean, come on.
It is so boring.
770
00:31:25,601 --> 00:31:28,736
I mean, just pitch
the damn ball already!
771
00:31:28,771 --> 00:31:31,272
And enough talk
with the statistics!
772
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,874
Chuck, do you know what
a slugging percentage is?
773
00:31:32,908 --> 00:31:34,475
'Cause I don't know what a
slugging percentage is,
774
00:31:34,510 --> 00:31:35,643
all right? And honestly,
775
00:31:35,677 --> 00:31:37,879
who the hell cares?!
776
00:31:37,913 --> 00:31:39,147
(sighs)
777
00:31:39,181 --> 00:31:41,432
All right, that worked.
Thank you, buddy.
778
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:42,917
Thank you. I'm good.
779
00:31:42,951 --> 00:31:45,920
Perhaps I can show you
around the gardens outside.
780
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:49,256
They are modeled after the
pleasure gardens of Italy.
781
00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:52,894
Well, the pleasure
would be all mine.
782
00:31:52,928 --> 00:31:54,929
(whispers):
You're a good girl.
783
00:31:58,116 --> 00:31:59,617
What a slime bag.
784
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:00,968
Mm.
CHUCK: Excellent work,
785
00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,270
everybody.
786
00:32:02,304 --> 00:32:03,905
Casey is on his way
to the computer vault.
787
00:32:03,939 --> 00:32:05,506
Morgan, Sarah, distraction time.
788
00:32:05,541 --> 00:32:07,842
All righty, Chuck. Am I up?
789
00:32:07,876 --> 00:32:10,178
Oh, you are up, buddy.
Zoom away.
790
00:32:14,049 --> 00:32:16,050
(sighs)
791
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,170
I like that.
792
00:32:19,221 --> 00:32:20,955
(dance music playing)
793
00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,791
Sarah?
794
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,971
Let me show you
how it's done.
795
00:32:37,005 --> 00:32:39,607
♪ ♪
796
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,954
(beep)
797
00:33:01,763 --> 00:33:03,698
Nice work, Morgan.
798
00:33:12,173 --> 00:33:13,858
(computer chirps)
799
00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:17,478
(trilling)
800
00:33:18,547 --> 00:33:19,914
We're in.
801
00:33:19,948 --> 00:33:22,817
Bingo. Now, once all
the accounts are downloaded,
802
00:33:22,851 --> 00:33:26,520
we can reroute them
to the original investors.
803
00:33:26,555 --> 00:33:27,822
(breaker clacks)
804
00:33:27,856 --> 00:33:30,758
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's happening?
805
00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:32,326
(static, beep)
806
00:33:32,361 --> 00:33:34,028
Decker.
807
00:33:34,062 --> 00:33:35,429
Hello, Chuck.
808
00:33:35,464 --> 00:33:36,597
What are you doing?
809
00:33:36,632 --> 00:33:38,032
I'm using your computer
810
00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:40,384
to access Bale's accounts
and freeze them.
811
00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:41,869
No. No, no, no, no, no.
812
00:33:41,904 --> 00:33:44,205
You're gonna trigger the alarm.
My people are still inside.
813
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,673
Yo people?
814
00:33:45,707 --> 00:33:47,091
Cute.
815
00:33:47,142 --> 00:33:49,043
(music playing,
applause and cheering)
816
00:33:57,102 --> 00:33:59,787
(applause, cheering
and whooping)
817
00:33:59,821 --> 00:34:02,690
Listen, I know you lied to me,
I know I'm not part
818
00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:05,092
of your bigger plan,
whatever the hell that is, okay?
819
00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:07,028
You've won. Now let us go.
820
00:34:07,062 --> 00:34:09,997
Payback's a bitch, Charlie.
821
00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:14,068
No... Guys, guys,
get out of there!
822
00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,202
Mr. Carmichael?
823
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:21,542
Darling, I know what you
did with my key card.
824
00:34:21,576 --> 00:34:23,577
Come with me now,
or I will kill you
825
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,813
in front of all
of my friends.
826
00:34:25,847 --> 00:34:28,849
Uh-uh. I think actually
what's gonna happen is,
827
00:34:28,884 --> 00:34:30,751
I'm gonna open up
a big can of--
828
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,139
Come with us.
What?
829
00:34:37,425 --> 00:34:39,259
Come with me, Colonel.
Oh, I'm sorry.
830
00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:42,730
You used to be
a colonel.
831
00:34:42,764 --> 00:34:45,599
Morgan, Sarah, Casey, please,
tell me what's happening.
832
00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:51,138
(computer trilling)
833
00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:56,844
(trilling)
834
00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:01,916
I'm locked out of the accounts!
What have you done?
835
00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:04,218
Do anything to us, and
you'll never have access
836
00:35:04,252 --> 00:35:06,420
to those accounts ever again.
837
00:35:06,455 --> 00:35:08,456
You see, we work with somebody.
838
00:35:08,490 --> 00:35:10,358
A master spy
839
00:35:10,392 --> 00:35:12,360
who always
has a plan.
840
00:35:12,394 --> 00:35:13,894
Okay. Okay, this isn't good.
841
00:35:13,929 --> 00:35:15,496
No plan, no plan.
842
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,264
The master spy
does not have a plan.
843
00:35:17,299 --> 00:35:19,266
Uh, I don't want
to hear her voice anymore.
844
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,135
Take 'em all downstairs.
I'll decide what
845
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,353
to do with them later.
846
00:35:22,404 --> 00:35:24,005
I need you
847
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,806
to get somebody from
our computer team
848
00:35:25,841 --> 00:35:26,974
on the phone right now!
849
00:35:27,009 --> 00:35:28,142
MAN:
Yes, sir.
850
00:35:28,176 --> 00:35:29,443
I think I have a plan.
851
00:35:35,584 --> 00:35:39,020
Computer emergency?
852
00:35:46,864 --> 00:35:47,909
What's wrong with it?
853
00:35:47,983 --> 00:35:50,285
An outside computer
is accessing your system.
854
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,321
You're under attack.
855
00:35:52,355 --> 00:35:53,989
Don't worry.
I cut into the attack,
856
00:35:54,023 --> 00:35:55,340
and your accounts
are still here.
857
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,442
- Is it fixed?
- Yeppers.
858
00:35:57,477 --> 00:35:58,794
Get rid of him.
859
00:35:58,828 --> 00:36:00,379
Huh? Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
860
00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:01,830
What's happening?
I'm just the IT guy.
861
00:36:01,864 --> 00:36:03,865
You saw some things you
weren't supposed to see.
862
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,201
And I don't like your face.
Kill him.
863
00:36:06,235 --> 00:36:07,235
Then the others.
864
00:36:07,270 --> 00:36:08,670
I'd think twice
about that, Bale!
865
00:36:10,373 --> 00:36:14,142
I pull these wires,
your firewall goes down,
866
00:36:14,177 --> 00:36:16,645
and the CIA is inside of you
in seconds.
867
00:36:17,847 --> 00:36:19,314
Your computer.
868
00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:21,683
Inside of your computer
in seconds.
869
00:36:21,718 --> 00:36:22,751
Who are you?
870
00:36:22,785 --> 00:36:25,320
Carmichael.
871
00:36:25,355 --> 00:36:27,322
Charles Carmichael.
872
00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:29,925
I have your brother Michael.
873
00:36:29,959 --> 00:36:33,061
I know, and you're gonna
let him and the others go.
874
00:36:33,096 --> 00:36:35,030
I so much
as sneeze, and,
875
00:36:35,064 --> 00:36:38,900
well, you lose
all your money.
876
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:41,086
Oh! (laughs)
877
00:36:41,137 --> 00:36:44,072
Oops. That was about ten million
bucks right there, Rog.
878
00:36:45,842 --> 00:36:47,409
Let 'em go.
879
00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:52,647
What the hell is going on?
880
00:36:52,682 --> 00:36:55,417
You're free to go.
881
00:36:55,451 --> 00:36:58,620
Hey, Chuck? Chuck,
can you hear me? Where are you?
882
00:36:58,654 --> 00:37:00,489
Sarah, you outside?
SARAH: Yeah.
883
00:37:00,523 --> 00:37:02,107
They let us go.
Are you still inside?
884
00:37:03,159 --> 00:37:05,227
Don't worry about me. Just go.
885
00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:07,079
No, I'm-I'm not going anywhere.
886
00:37:07,113 --> 00:37:08,246
Sarah, you, Casey and Morgan,
887
00:37:08,281 --> 00:37:10,065
get in the van
and leave right now.
888
00:37:10,099 --> 00:37:11,233
Did I do great?
889
00:37:11,267 --> 00:37:12,417
Shut up, moron.
890
00:37:12,452 --> 00:37:14,970
Chuck, I am not leaving
my husband on a mission.
891
00:37:15,004 --> 00:37:17,739
Sarah... Sarah, I'm sorry.
892
00:37:19,008 --> 00:37:20,976
I wanted to buy you the house.
893
00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:23,578
I wanted to give you the future
that you've always dreamed of.
894
00:37:23,613 --> 00:37:25,931
But more than that,
I want you to live.
895
00:37:25,965 --> 00:37:27,182
Come on.
What?
896
00:37:27,216 --> 00:37:28,417
Don't make me die in vain.
897
00:37:28,451 --> 00:37:30,018
Leave me behind.
898
00:37:30,052 --> 00:37:31,686
Get in the van.
899
00:37:31,721 --> 00:37:33,522
Leave. Leave me behind!
900
00:37:35,224 --> 00:37:37,091
Casey, we can't just
leave him behind like that.
901
00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,160
Please, leave!
902
00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:44,265
Guys, please don't leave me
behind! I have a plan.
903
00:37:44,283 --> 00:37:47,102
Your friends are safe,
but you're stuck here.
904
00:37:47,136 --> 00:37:48,570
What were
you thinking?
905
00:37:48,604 --> 00:37:50,338
Actually, I was thinking fast.
906
00:37:50,373 --> 00:37:51,807
Listen, there's-there's a button
on the control panel.
907
00:37:51,841 --> 00:37:53,325
Hit that button.
908
00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:55,477
I just hope
they got my message.
909
00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:57,012
(whirring, powering down)
910
00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:06,955
(alarms sounding)
911
00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:11,026
Morgan, disconnect us from
the building's electrical line.
912
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:13,128
Casey, get the van moving.
913
00:38:13,162 --> 00:38:15,129
Sarah, there's
a rather large window
914
00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:16,565
on the east side
of the building.
915
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:18,433
It's the only way out...
916
00:38:18,468 --> 00:38:20,168
so I'm going
to be jumping through it.
917
00:38:20,203 --> 00:38:22,637
Casey, east side of the
building-- go, go, go, go!
918
00:38:25,374 --> 00:38:27,442
(alarms sounding)
919
00:38:33,616 --> 00:38:35,333
(tires squealing)
920
00:38:41,374 --> 00:38:42,841
(engine revving)
921
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:47,045
CHUCK: And Sarah,
no matter what happens,
922
00:38:47,096 --> 00:38:49,598
I love you.
923
00:38:56,606 --> 00:38:57,839
(tires squeal)
924
00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:04,079
Ow! Ooh!
925
00:39:04,113 --> 00:39:06,531
CHUCK: Also, if at all possible,
if you could check
926
00:39:06,566 --> 00:39:08,517
to make sure
I'm still alive on the roof
927
00:39:08,551 --> 00:39:10,051
of the van, that would be great.
928
00:39:11,904 --> 00:39:12,921
Good work, Chuck!
929
00:39:12,955 --> 00:39:14,089
Thanks, honey.
930
00:39:14,123 --> 00:39:16,241
Hey, dude, that
was awesome!
931
00:39:23,499 --> 00:39:26,301
Listen, guys, team,
let's-let's...
932
00:39:26,335 --> 00:39:28,086
let's not get down, okay?
933
00:39:28,137 --> 00:39:30,472
Yes, that was not a classically
successful mission,
934
00:39:30,506 --> 00:39:32,841
but, you know,
we all made it out alive,
935
00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:34,543
uh, so-so, that-that's a plus.
936
00:39:34,577 --> 00:39:37,379
And the news says
that Bale was arrested, so,
937
00:39:37,413 --> 00:39:40,248
I think we should put that
in the win category.
938
00:39:40,283 --> 00:39:42,250
Win, uh, win
with an asterisk maybe.
939
00:39:42,285 --> 00:39:43,451
(clears throat)
940
00:39:43,486 --> 00:39:44,986
It's not that, Chuck.
941
00:39:45,021 --> 00:39:47,722
Well, okay, what is it then?
942
00:39:49,742 --> 00:39:51,893
Decker froze
Bale's accounts,
943
00:39:51,928 --> 00:39:54,329
which included the money
we transferred in.
944
00:39:54,363 --> 00:39:57,465
Castle and the Buy More are the
only things that aren't frozen.
945
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,467
SARAH:
Decker froze
946
00:39:59,502 --> 00:40:00,785
all of our money
947
00:40:00,836 --> 00:40:02,787
because he tracked
our deposit back to us.
948
00:40:02,838 --> 00:40:04,806
Wait.
949
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,841
Wait. What?
950
00:40:06,876 --> 00:40:09,277
All of our... all of our money?
951
00:40:09,312 --> 00:40:10,478
We have nothing?
952
00:40:10,513 --> 00:40:11,580
Payback's a bitch.
953
00:40:11,614 --> 00:40:13,682
MORGAN:
Okay, think about it.
954
00:40:13,716 --> 00:40:15,850
We still have the Buy More,
and-and we still have me.
955
00:40:15,885 --> 00:40:18,753
And, uh, Sarah
and Casey, you.
956
00:40:18,788 --> 00:40:20,355
This is still a team.
We can still do this.
957
00:40:20,389 --> 00:40:22,090
I think I, uh...
I think I need a little air.
958
00:40:25,127 --> 00:40:26,978
Chuck...
959
00:40:27,029 --> 00:40:29,147
Chuck...
960
00:40:29,198 --> 00:40:32,601
Listen, it's okay.
We'll bounce back. We always do.
961
00:40:32,635 --> 00:40:35,704
Yeah.
962
00:40:35,738 --> 00:40:38,406
I got to... uh...
963
00:40:38,441 --> 00:40:40,441
I'll be back.
964
00:40:45,815 --> 00:40:48,883
(car door opens)
965
00:40:48,918 --> 00:40:50,919
SARAH:
Chuck, you found it.
966
00:40:54,090 --> 00:40:56,124
What's the matter?
967
00:40:57,143 --> 00:40:59,010
I can't afford it.
968
00:40:59,061 --> 00:41:01,029
If I bought it yesterday
with our fortune,
969
00:41:01,063 --> 00:41:02,364
we'd own it,
but now...
970
00:41:02,398 --> 00:41:04,399
(sighs)
971
00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:06,301
I'm so sorry, Sarah.
972
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,906
Well, so what?
973
00:41:11,941 --> 00:41:13,641
I mean, we knew
this wasn't
974
00:41:13,659 --> 00:41:15,310
gonna be easy,
and we didn't get married
975
00:41:15,344 --> 00:41:16,544
because we thought
life was easy.
976
00:41:16,579 --> 00:41:18,179
We got married
977
00:41:18,214 --> 00:41:20,649
so that we could be
there for each other
978
00:41:20,683 --> 00:41:22,350
when things got tough.
979
00:41:22,385 --> 00:41:26,154
So we could work through things
together, rich or poor.
980
00:41:26,188 --> 00:41:28,590
But how are we going to do this?
I mean, we got to start over.
981
00:41:28,624 --> 00:41:30,725
It's okay. We'll get new
clients and new missions.
982
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,960
And we haven't
lost everything.
983
00:41:31,994 --> 00:41:33,678
We still have Castle
and the store.
984
00:41:33,713 --> 00:41:36,865
The Buy More.
985
00:41:36,899 --> 00:41:38,099
The Buy More.
986
00:41:38,134 --> 00:41:40,101
The Buy More.
987
00:41:40,136 --> 00:41:43,004
We use the store
988
00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:44,472
to support the spy team.
989
00:41:44,507 --> 00:41:45,807
We take Buy Mores' profits,
990
00:41:45,841 --> 00:41:47,609
put them
into Carmichael Industries
991
00:41:47,643 --> 00:41:49,444
until both companies
can make money.
992
00:41:49,478 --> 00:41:50,729
But in order for that to work,
993
00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:52,280
the store actually has
to turn a profit.
994
00:41:52,314 --> 00:41:53,748
We can do that.
995
00:41:53,783 --> 00:41:55,183
We can do that.
996
00:41:56,419 --> 00:41:59,120
What about me, though?
997
00:41:59,155 --> 00:42:00,989
You and Casey are super spies.
998
00:42:01,023 --> 00:42:02,323
Morgan's the Intersect.
999
00:42:02,358 --> 00:42:03,958
Who am I? What's my job?
1000
00:42:03,993 --> 00:42:07,361
Chuck, you're our leader.
1001
00:42:14,236 --> 00:42:17,706
(camera shutter clicking)
1002
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,591
That's the plan.
1003
00:42:19,642 --> 00:42:20,542
(computer chirps)
1004
00:42:20,576 --> 00:42:22,477
As you can see,
1005
00:42:22,511 --> 00:42:25,947
our superiors' interference
in Chuck Bartowski's life
1006
00:42:25,981 --> 00:42:27,482
has only just begun.
1007
00:42:29,351 --> 00:42:32,187
Now you understand
how important he is.
1008
00:42:32,221 --> 00:42:34,756
And why he must fail.
1009
00:42:34,790 --> 00:42:37,058
You all have your orders.
1010
00:42:37,093 --> 00:42:39,160
This is the plan.
1011
00:42:39,195 --> 00:42:41,830
Its final chapter.
1012
00:42:43,492 --> 00:42:45,193
Nothing can stop it.
1013
00:42:45,227 --> 00:42:49,227
== sync, corrected by elderman ==