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previously on "cashmere mafia"...
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they're facing us off against each other for publisher.
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Congratulations,mia.You're the new publisher of barnstead media.
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mia got the job,and jack called it off.
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I'm sorry,mia.
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alicia lawson?Caitlin dowd.
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I have to tell you,I have no real experience with women.
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Is it hard for you to stay faithful to me?
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Where'd that come from?
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Davis is having an affair with cilla gray.
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I know about cilla gray.
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Take a good look around at all our friends,
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and I'm going to take one of them as my lover.
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Cashmere Mafia Season 1 Episode 02
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your new office.
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ooh,the mayor,graydon carter,howard stern?
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You never expect muffins from howard stern unless a stripper delivers them.
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I love this!
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"Your future's so bright,you have to wear shades.
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that's from me.
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grant!
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Aren't we proud of our girl?
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We are!
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I haven't actually done anything yet except exercise self-control around the mfins.
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Oh,publisher of the magazine group,corner office,designer swag--
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mia mason,to think,you started as my assistant,and now here I am working for you.
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With me.
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Crumbs to the peasants.
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Grant,seriously,I've got zero time to prove myself.
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I have to make a splash.
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I have to get ian weber to sign this exclusive to take pictures only for havoc.
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I've got this one shot tomorrow night.
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We go to his gallery opening.
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We do the double-team sweet-talk--
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it will all work out.
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Really?
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Really,really?
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Because you're the only one who actually knows the man.
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So I can tell you we will succeed.
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You have absolutely nothing to worry about...
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except that.
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why can't he just stay in his office and admire his stuffed moose heads?
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He is.
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You're one of them now.
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Clive.
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Mia.
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Grant.
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So I hear the wedding's off?
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Your fiance is a sore loser.
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I'm here,and that's all that matters.
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That's what I like to hear--
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a woman who has her priorities straight.
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Won't have to worry about drinking stale champagne at some office baby shower for you,hmm?
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Maybe for you though,right?
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I'm up to here with gays and their maternity leave.
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Come see me when you have a minute.
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"Come and see me when you have a minute.
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" That's never good.
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Well,I've only had the job five minutes.
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I couldn't have screwed up yet.
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Sure,you could.
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No worries.
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That's still long enough to put it on your resume.
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but naomi has one,and she didn't even ask for it.
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Her mother just came home one day and said,"look what I got you.
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" Sasha,you're 10.
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You shouldn't even know what a marc jacobs bag is.
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Everyone does.
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We love you!
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Love you,too!
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So where's the thing you wanted to show us,huh?
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Over here,see?
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Our class planted this tree.
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-Oh,it's great. -Oh,it's wonderful.
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Look at that.
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Miss wagner's class only planted an herb garden.
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Oh,a tree is so much better.
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Zoe,you're not supposed to rank the class plants.
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I'm sorry,but a tree is better.
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I wish I could start every morning looking at a new tree.
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You can if you bring me to school.
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busted.
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Eric!
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Zoe!
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Hi!
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-Hi. -Hi there.
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Oh,great,we're being summoned by a woman in a velour track suit.
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Be nice.
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oh,this is such a surprise.
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We never see you at drop-off.
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so are you guys pumped for thursday?
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My mommy coming.
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So is mine.
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Right,mom?
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Class field trip?
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The historic harlem bus tour?
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We had a flyer on the bulletin board for weeks.
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We have a bulletin board?
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Uh,wh-what time thursday?
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Oh,there's only room for three parents.
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We've been booked for weeks.
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It's our most popular trip.
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Hey,lukie,you want to be in my group?
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Would that be okay with you?
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Oh,honey.
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You know what?Let's do something fun after school.
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The girls want to go to construct-a-bear.
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You like that,too,right?
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yeah,okay.
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I should get these guys to class.
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-I'll call you later. -Okay,bye.
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Bye,sweetie!
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bye,mom.
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Bye-bye.
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You know,your husband is really adorable.
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Well,that's always nice to hear...
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from other women.
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our research indicates that women don't actually want to tan.
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What they want is to glow.
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Well,maybe we should call it the "no-blush blush.
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" You know,my concern here is that,uh,you know,
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we seem to be marketing mainly to a white clientele,hmm?
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Well,they do buy makeup.
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Yeah,of course.
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I'M...
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and they certainly should glow,if that's what they want.
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You did say that's what they want?
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I did?
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I did.
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is anyone else thirsty?
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It'S...it'S...
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so...sounds good.
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So we'll get to work on some pitches.
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Dale,gordon,frances.
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Ms.Dowd.
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Tomorrow night?
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Yeah,mm-hmm.
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Are you wearing the product now?
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'Cause I'm noticing this no-blush blush.
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If I'm being really honest with myself,I,uh...
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I wanted to get caught.
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I knew what I was doing was wrong,and I think subconsciously I needed to be punished.
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Juliet,are you going to punish davis?
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You bet your ass I am.
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She says she's going to sleep with one of my friends.
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Which you've already done.
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"You won't know who,and you won't know when.
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" Why do you think davis had the affair?
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Affairs.
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This wasn't his first.
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But the others were out of town,women I didn't know.
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So this was an accepted part of the relationship?
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Do we really have to do this?
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Haven't you humiliated me enough?
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Do you find talking to a therapist humiliating?
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In that you're a complete stranger,yes.
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Then don't talk to me.
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Talk to davis.
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We don't do that much anymore.
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Uh,pretty much all we talk about is logistics--
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where we're going and how we're going to get there.
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Well,maybe if I didn't have to handle every single social arrangement--
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who asked you to make all the social arrangements?
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I'd be perfectly happy hanging out at home.
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That is a complete lie.
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He manages a hedge fund.
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He says it helps his business when people see us go out together,
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people see us as a new york power couple.
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Then he blames me if we don't get photographed.
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You're obviously very angry.
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Really?Does it show?
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Hohave you been expressing this anger?
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I don'T.
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Yeah,you don'T.You don't express anything.
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You don't laugh.You don't smilE.You don't cry.
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Y-y-you're an ice queen.
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I am not an ice queen.
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This thing with cilla-- you confronted me in a room full of our friends,
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and then you got up to accept an award.
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I should have killed you.Then you'd know how I feel.
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Juliet,perhaps davis felt he had to...
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push the boundaries to get your attention.
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That sounds right.
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I think that was a big part of it.
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And what was the other part--
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having the ultimate upper east side orgasm?
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Hearing the $100 million woman scream out your name?
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am I an ice queen?
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-What are you talking about? -Well,a little bit.
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Davis says I am,and that's why he cheated,
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which caused me to lose it in front of the marriage counselor,
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who,by the way,is no longer our marriage counselor.
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It's great that you're seeing a marriage counselor,even if you can't face her again.
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Well,you shouldn't stay in the marriage just because you're afraid to break a bad habit.
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If juliet wants to work it out,she should probably work it out.
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I don't know if I could.
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Well,that's not something you have to face.
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If anyone would cheat,it would be you.
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What?
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Wait,that's a terrible thing to say.
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I meant it as a compliment.
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You're such a catch.
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okay.
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well,I guess we don need this,then.
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What is it?
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The revenge sex spreadsheet.
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This is every guy from our combined address books.
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The point is to fill it out first.
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So what we need to do is go through and cross off the ones that are married--
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or bald,unless you're okay with bald.
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Shaved can be hot.
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I'll accept receding.
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Ye,but juliet wants to work on her marriage.
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In the meantime,she has a free pass,and she can have sex with anyone she wants,and davis can't say anything.
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True.
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All right.
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Married.
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Divorced...
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And dating his stepdaughter.
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Uh,eliot scher?
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Oh,gained a tremendous amount of weight.
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He has no neck.
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Scott presley.
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Toupee with bangs.
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Oh,warren keyes.
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He's 5 feet tall.
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Ooh,I have the perfect candidate.
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Bobby walsh.
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bobby walsh-- the one who got away.
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I haven't seen him since business school.
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Did you two date?
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Well,he--he asked.I was already involved with davis.
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I heard he got a d-I-v-orce and made a fortune with a health care dot-com.
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Oh,my god.You are booty-calling bobby walsh.
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no,no!
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I-I should at least google him first.
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Fine.Googled.
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Done.
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there's a picture.
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He still has hair.
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Oh,come on.Let me have a look.Let me have a look.
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Oh,now you're loving this.
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Hey,I'm not saying it isn't fun.
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Okay,let's do you next.
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I...
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I'm good.
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What?What do you mean,you're good?You're never good.
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thanks a lot.
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I am.
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I have a date.
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Really?
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-You did mention that you kissed someone. -You've been holding out on us.
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Who?
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with a woman.
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You've really been holding out on us.
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You're gay now?
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Oh,she's not gay.
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Excuse me.Can the possible lesbian answer that question?
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I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight.
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I don't want to join a union yet or anything.
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You know what?She's hip.
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It's the thing to do.
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It's like when everyone was pregnt,you know?
266
00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,160
Lesbians are the new babies.
267
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,710
Is this like when you went kosher for two weeks?
268
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Okay,I met someone I like.
269
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It happens to be a wom.
270
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That's all I got.
271
00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:08,200
Just please be supportive.
272
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,570
And don't act like this never happened to any of you.
273
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,780
Well,I went to wellesley.
274
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It was practically part of the curriculum.
275
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,740
-Exactly. -I made out with jenny magruber at summer camp.
276
00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,070
She was really good at lanyard.
277
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:20,050
I had some amazing plastic jewelry that summer.
278
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,830
I was trying to process one lesbian.
279
00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,870
Now I have three.
280
00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,310
James perse sample sale.
281
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,410
Want to come?
282
00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,670
Oh,I can'T.I have to work.
283
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,930
Oh,right.Some of us have a media empire to run,
284
00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:38,550
while others of us can sneak off to the james perse sample sale.
285
00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:40,510
Kiss,kiss.
286
00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:50,340
Is this a good time?
287
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:53,250
Well,for you,clive,it's always a good time.
288
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:57,980
I couldn't really talk before with grant makinsure he still has a seat on your coattails.
289
00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:01,790
So let's talk about what you're going to do as publisher.
290
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:07,310
Well,tomorrow night there's a deal I'm hoping to seal with ian weber,and--
291
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:12,420
when I say,"let's talk," I mean,"I'll talk.
292
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:16,330
sorry.
293
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:21,010
First,you're gonna find me a top-notch director of marketing.
294
00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:23,690
Well,grant is our director of marketing.
295
00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:24,760
My mistake.
296
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,110
That's second.
297
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,180
First...
298
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is fire grant.
299
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Cashmere Mafia Season 1 Episode 02
300
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,440
bobby walsh's office.
301
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,490
caitlin dowd.
302
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,400
What's it like to have sex with a stranger?
303
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,260
What,do you have me on speed dial under "slut"?
304
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:09,040
I just dialed bobby walsh's office and hung up on his receptionist.
305
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,510
I'm so afraid they're gonna know it was me.
306
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:14,060
No,they won't,unless they have caller I.D.
307
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,650
not helping.
308
00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:16,530
I'm sorry.
309
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,810
This is not who I am.
310
00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:19,090
I hate feeling insecure.
311
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,860
When I say I'm going to do something,I do it.
312
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:21,710
Calm down.
313
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,950
It's not like you signed a contract.
314
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:26,440
I did.I told davis I was going to have an aair.
315
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,880
Th's an oral contract which is legally binding in everything except real estate.
316
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:34,330
Okay,based on my experience,sex on the first date can be awkward,
317
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,490
but it can also be wonderful.
318
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,540
Although as I'm running through the experience in my mind,
319
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:40,760
that's rare and usually becomes awkward.
320
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,000
What if he's not interested?
321
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,170
That's ridiculous.
322
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,400
Of course he's gonna be interested.
323
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,260
Why?My own husband isn'T.
324
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,350
I'm on fifth avenue and 70th.
325
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,600
How soon can you get here?
326
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,590
What for?
327
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,740
Leave now.
328
00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:57,930
I want the latest circulation figures for all the magazines,
329
00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,630
a budget breakdown of what we're paying who,
330
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,450
a rundown of stories for the next three issues and all of that for our major competition.
331
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,250
And I have,like,two pens on my desk.
332
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,790
I never want to have to look for a pen.
333
00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:12,480
Power becomes you.
334
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,320
You look almost 5'2".
335
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,970
well,I learned from the master.
336
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,300
Not me,sweetheart.
337
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,960
You're the one who specializes in heavy lifting.
338
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,870
Well,I don't think it's wrong to expect people to work hard.
339
00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:23,760
I mean,I do.
340
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,350
Yes,but we all don't have espresso machines where our heart should be.
341
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,910
That's probably why I don't have your job...
342
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:30,910
which is fine.
343
00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:33,320
I'm happy to be the parrot to your...
344
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,670
pirate.
345
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,980
You know what?
346
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:41,060
I feel like all we've been doing lately is talking about me,which I love,
347
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:43,610
but still,let's talk about you.
348
00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:46,630
Tell me what you've been working on.
349
00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:52,160
Okay,why don't I just scoot back to my office and get my files and my notes and my laptop?
350
00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:57,860
Anything left in that muffin basket?
351
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,330
I'm here.
352
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:05,890
I don't know why,but I'm here.
353
00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:07,170
That's okay.I do.
354
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:11,020
Marco,daniella,this is one of my best friends--juliet.
355
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,560
As you can see,juliet is an exceptionally beautiful womaN.
356
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,120
Please,if you havto say it...
357
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,420
I'm saying it 'cause apparently you've forgotten.
358
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:19,450
But they are gonna help you remember.
359
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,740
Please,after you.
360
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,850
I'll be right here.
361
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:25,610
-You better be. -I'm not going anywhere.
362
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:26,710
Shoo.
363
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,150
The works.
364
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,030
All right.
365
00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:35,140
Hey!
366
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:35,860
mommy!
367
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,530
Hi.
368
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,760
Oh,what's for dinner?
369
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,030
We're having tofu stir-fry with steamed vegetables.
370
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:44,070
I mean,yum!
371
00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:46,650
Well,we made a really decadent dessert.
372
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,580
We made apple tart.
373
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,970
So you have the ingredients for apple tart in your house?
374
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:52,720
Of course.
375
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,600
I bet you have kids lining up for playdates.
376
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,730
Oh,look,you do.
377
00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:01,300
You know,I was thinking we should have a playdate.
378
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,080
I mean,it's crazy.
379
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,170
Our kids know each other so well.
380
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,850
We should all go to dinner,the four of us.
381
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:06,140
Yeah,we should,we should.
382
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,200
Okay,we will,then.
383
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,210
How's tomorrow night?
384
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,110
Oh,tomorrow.The,um...
385
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:12,790
mom,we got this for you.
386
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:14,140
For me?
387
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,540
Yeah,it's-- it's really special.
388
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,710
You're gonna treasure this.
389
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:17,590
I want to reimburse you.
390
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:18,330
Oh,don't be silly.
391
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:19,350
-No,I should.This is,like- don't be silly.
392
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:20,980
It was absolutely my pleasure.
393
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,510
Just say we can have dinner tomorrow night.
394
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:24,860
Okay,sure.
395
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,390
Okay.
396
00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:27,840
You guys made this?
397
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,960
What is it?
398
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,840
can't wait to see it...
399
00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:37,860
it's working mommy bear.
400
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,280
Do you like it?
401
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:41,830
I love it.
402
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,380
Press the hand,press the hand!
403
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,480
Press the hand?
404
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,540
I can't talk now.
405
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,860
I'm on a conference call.
406
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,360
It's supposed to be you.
407
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,130
Put your name on the birth certificate and everything.
408
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,750
It was absolutely their idea.
409
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,090
I had nothing to do with it.
410
00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:00,680
that is just...
411
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,770
it's just so unbelievable.
412
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:06,680
No,I did not say "tweak.
413
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,870
" I said "redo.
414
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:08,580
" Not tweak.
415
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,890
Redo.Okay?
416
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,630
I gotta call you back.
417
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,840
I always knew you were beautiful,but this is ridiculous.
418
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:25,950
How can you not live in there?
419
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:28,460
Because if you're not going to,I will.
420
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,860
Thank you so much.
421
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:33,430
Just promise you won't waste it on your idiot husband.
422
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:34,800
we had a little time to talk.
423
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,930
They know everybody's secrets...
424
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:36,780
except mine.
425
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,680
Are you sure about that?
426
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,500
Now will you call bobby?
427
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,900
I can'T.I have to go home.It's late.
428
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,830
I'll do it tomorrow.
429
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:45,720
Oh-- I will.
430
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,720
No,you won'T...
431
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,040
but I will.
432
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,420
hi,yeah,bobby walsh,please?
433
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,370
We went to business school together.
434
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,280
I need you to sign this.
435
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,200
What is it?
436
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,430
Math test.
437
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,650
You got a 56?
438
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,910
Just sign it.
439
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:12,150
Does your mother know about this?
440
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,010
Yeah.
441
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,570
Communication around here has been at an all-time high.
442
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:19,020
You know,the last thing that i need right now is your attitude.
443
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,890
Is there a problem?
444
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,100
Mom.
445
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,460
I love the new look.
446
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,310
Thank you.
447
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,950
Here you go.
448
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,190
Thanks for caring.
449
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,620
You're welcome.
450
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,510
What was all that about?
451
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:40,630
I am much more interested in what that's about.
452
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,120
I needed something new.
453
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,600
You know what that's like.
454
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,680
Well,you look absolutely beautiful.
455
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,350
And here I was thinking we wasted our time going to that marriage counselor.
456
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,540
I didn't enjoy it.
457
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,290
Ah,but look at the result.
458
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:02,240
I only wish I'd spoken up sooner.
459
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,450
you're obviously committed to making this work...
460
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,770
and I'm going to do my part.
461
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:16,660
Tomorrow night we start from square one,and dinner out to celebrate.
462
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:19,540
{a6} Drinks with Booby Walsh. Tomorrow night at 9.{\a6}
463
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:19,040
How does nobu sound?
464
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,400
Tomorrow night?
465
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,680
I can'T.I have a date.
466
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,400
michael,we'll be one more.
467
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,660
What did you say?
468
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,990
Tell me everything you said.
469
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:36,060
I said there was gonna be a little b-school reunion,
470
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,490
you would be there--all he needed to hear,by the way.
471
00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:42,630
So bobby walsh is gonna show up here expecting some kind of party.
472
00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,670
I think he'll be happy with the one he's getting.
473
00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:45,780
I'm not going.
474
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:49,230
You're going,because we don't stay in the stable when we're the show pony.
475
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:53,310
I have something uelievably horrible to show you.
476
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,370
Look.
477
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,880
Is it tiing?
478
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,090
I hate these theme bears.
479
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:03,380
Emily has hippie bear and biker bear and one I don't even want to ask,
480
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,020
but looks a lot like hooker bear.
481
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,960
Which one is this?
482
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,030
I n't talk now.
483
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,540
I'm on a conference call.
484
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:10,320
Zoe bear?
485
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,410
Oh,honey.
486
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,580
It's from my kids.
487
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,300
My kids made it for me yesterday after school.
488
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,990
With who?Not eric.
489
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:22,030
This mother from the school took them on a construct-a-bear playdate.
490
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:23,110
A stay-at-home mom?
491
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:24,240
Yeah.She's on every committee.
492
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,060
She controls the top step at school.
493
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,510
I mean,she grinds her own peanut butter.
494
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:28,370
Why would she do this?
495
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:30,300
It's the classic mommy war.
496
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:34,080
We make stay-at-homes feel inferior for being throwbacks who live off their spouses.
497
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,520
They make us feel guilty for not eliminating everything from our lives but our children.
498
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,150
Eric and I are supposed to have dinner with her and her husband tonight.
499
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:41,330
I just--I want to cancel.
500
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,120
You can'T.
501
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,640
Remember what they taught us in school.
502
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,940
You can't run from the fire.
503
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,100
You have to walk into it.
504
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,110
You have to take the enemy down the first chance you get.
505
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,370
This is not a drill.
506
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,250
Guys...
507
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,270
it's a teddy bear.
508
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:55,480
The woman fed my children tofu while I watched.
509
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,290
She's a monster.
510
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:10,490
oh,no.
511
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,930
Clive!
512
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:18,030
I need to speak to you right away.
513
00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:19,240
With me?
514
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,860
Because I think the person you need to speak to is grant.
515
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,210
Yes,I do need to talk to you.
516
00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:26,570
But first I need to talk to you.
517
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,100
Clive,I don't want to fire grant.
518
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,290
He's a valuable asset.
519
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:41,620
He gets great product placement.
520
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,000
He's handled four magazine launches.
521
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,900
This ian weber deal?
522
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,070
Grant really deserves the credit for that.
523
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:49,330
If you trust my opinion at all as your publisher,
524
00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:51,240
you won't ask me to do this.
525
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,530
Fine.
526
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,380
Great.
527
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,420
I'll fire him.
528
00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:01,250
He's phoning it in,and you know it.
529
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:06,060
Now that you're publisher,you are gonna need a director of marketing
530
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,970
who can brings eyeballs to our magazines.
531
00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:12,230
If he stays,he will drag you down,and you'll be doing his work for him.
532
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,850
This weber deal was your idea.
533
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:20,140
Grant is only there for moral support which you think you need,but you don'T.
534
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:24,920
Mia,at this level...
535
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,080
decisions get tough.
536
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,650
I thought you already knew that.
537
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:40,080
yeah,I could do the financial model,
538
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,560
but we're only talking about a $50 million difference.
539
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,950
Of course.
540
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:46,670
Yes.
541
00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:49,640
It's just,the figures are gonna be exactly what you'd expect.
542
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,170
zach,I'm late for dinner.
543
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,660
Tell katherine I need to see her.
544
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,180
Katherine left for the day.
545
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,700
What?
546
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,740
Damn it.
547
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:01,840
yeah.
548
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,580
All right,nelson,you'll have them in one hour.
549
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,690
One hour.
550
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,970
No,no.
551
00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:12,190
It's okay.We'll see you when you get here,huh?
552
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:12,830
Hey!
553
00:23:12,830 --> 00:23:14,160
Hi.How are you?
554
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,450
Really good.
555
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,150
Um,zoe's running late.
556
00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,300
Okay,well,strauss got stuck in boston.
557
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,330
Oh.
558
00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:21,460
Uh,should we do this another night?
559
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,140
I don't know.
560
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,420
I mean,we're here.I'm pretty hungry.
561
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:24,330
Excuse me.
562
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:26,580
We can seat you at your table if you'd like.
563
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,380
Uh,sure.
564
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:29,600
Why not?
565
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,460
right this way.
566
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:42,310
zach,there's no paper in the printer!
567
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,560
I'm printing it on your machine.
568
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,080
eric,if you get this,it's 9:00.
569
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,970
I'm on my way.
570
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,930
Uh,purse.
571
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,600
Thank you!
572
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,580
You're welcome.
573
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:11,010
thank you.
574
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:16,050
So if I'm not prying,is this pretty typical for you,too?
575
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,650
Dinner without your spouse?
576
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:19,590
Oh,I can usually wait.
577
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:21,030
Cereal helps.
578
00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:24,250
see,I don't usually have that option.
579
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,680
Strauss always seems to be getting stuck somewhere.
580
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,220
Well,luckily,they have us to balance them out.
581
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,190
That's true.
582
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:34,280
But what do we have?
583
00:24:36,290 --> 00:24:38,630
not sure what you mean.
584
00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:42,930
Are you sure you're not sure?
585
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:48,990
The only safe affair is between two people who want to stay in their marriages.
586
00:24:48,990 --> 00:24:51,340
You have a good time,you go home.
587
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:54,090
Nobody gets hurt.
588
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,740
It sounds like you've had some...
589
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:59,290
experience with this.
590
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,910
no,actually,I haven'T.
591
00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:04,920
I'm just trying to sound confident so you'll agrewith me.
592
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,790
You don't have to answer me now.
593
00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:12,120
This is one of those offers that's good anytime.
594
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,710
was I wrong to say something?
595
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,310
Hi.
596
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,740
Hi!
597
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,470
Hey.
598
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,900
I tried to call,but you weren't answering your phone.
599
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,070
Oh,I-I didn't hear it.
600
00:25:42,070 --> 00:25:43,700
I'm so glad you could make it.
601
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:47,150
Oh,well,I would have hated to miss this.
602
00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,300
Juliet?
603
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,300
Bobby,hi.
604
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,180
Are we the first ones here?
605
00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:12,270
Looks that way.
606
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:13,110
Is davis here?
607
00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:16,200
No,not his sort of thing.
608
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,160
Well,I'm glad you showed up.
609
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,900
Yeah.
610
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,360
I wasn't sure I was going to.
611
00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:23,790
I guess people really don't like these reunions.
612
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:27,350
Although if I can be honest,you're the only one I came to see.
613
00:26:27,350 --> 00:26:31,500
Good news.I'm the only one you will see.
614
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:35,620
Bobby,there i no b-school reunion.
615
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:36,830
So what am I doing here?
616
00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:40,100
Meeting me for a drink under false pretenses.
617
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,430
Except I would have met you for a drink anytime.
618
00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:46,650
I didn't know that,and I was too chicken to call you myself,
619
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:48,640
and you wouldn't believe the effort that has gone into this,
620
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,460
and before I tell you anything else,I'm gonna need that drink.
621
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:57,750
There is nothing my daughter loves more than going to a shopping mall.
622
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,960
Oh,sasha,too.Right?
623
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,750
The suburban nightmare we all grew up with.
624
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,100
Can you believe it?
625
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:09,260
You know you're raising a new york city kid when they complain about never getting to go to a mall.
626
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,020
I'm sorry.
627
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:12,120
Where did you say your husband was?
628
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,480
-Boston. -Excuse me.
629
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,280
Oh,look.This looks great.
630
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,180
Oh,my goodness.
631
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,650
Thank you very much.
632
00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:20,060
Wow,now that's a steak.
633
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,920
Yeah,this looks really,really good.
634
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:27,790
How is yours?It looks good.
635
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,150
Fabulous.
636
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:31,880
Oh,you know what?
637
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,240
I-I've been meaning to tell you,I love your kitchen.
638
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,070
It's so inviting.
639
00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:39,090
The other day I went over there to pick up adrienne.
640
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:42,290
I don't know if eric told you,but I just had the hardest time leaving.
641
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:44,470
No,he didn't mention it.
642
00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:46,830
Well,and then I found out that you designed it.
643
00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,460
I mean,I knew you were an architect,
644
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:52,440
but I've been talking to architects for a year looking for someone to design my kitchen,
645
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:57,770
and it seems that,well,you know,most of their designs come from here.
646
00:27:57,770 --> 00:28:01,050
But your work seems to come from here.
647
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,390
Thank you.
648
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,890
Would you consider?
649
00:28:04,890 --> 00:28:06,700
And before you say anything,you should know that
650
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:10,260
"architectural digest" wants to do a feature on the renovation.
651
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,680
I mean,that would be amazing.
652
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,000
Don't you think?
653
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,050
Are you even available?
654
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,790
he,uh,he's got A...
655
00:28:19,790 --> 00:28:21,960
you--this big job in charleston.
656
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,760
Yeah,but you know-- he's not even-- you're really not even gonna--
657
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,960
he's not even gonna be in the city,so...
658
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,880
yeah,but I think,you know,I-I could handle both.
659
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,490
I'm available.
660
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:11,910
caitlin!
661
00:29:11,910 --> 00:29:13,320
Hey,mike.
662
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,250
Wow,you're looking good,babe.
663
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,260
Thank you.
664
00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:17,990
Gonna introduce me to your friend?
665
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,460
Uh,alicia,mike.
666
00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:20,460
Mike,alicia.
667
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:22,160
We used to date.
668
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,620
'Course,you never mentioned you played for both teams.
669
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:26,620
I don't--that's crazy.I don'T.
670
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:29,390
It's cool,you know?Whatever's the game,right?
671
00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:30,850
Uh,you knowhat?I'm beat.
672
00:29:30,850 --> 00:29:32,020
I'm gonna call it a night.
673
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,270
So you two have fun.
674
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:34,960
It was nice meeting you,mike.
675
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,050
He seems like a nice guy.
676
00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:38,040
Your type.
677
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,570
You know what's weird?
678
00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:43,220
You're like the third chick that's gone gay on me.
679
00:29:47,290 --> 00:29:48,600
And then I threatened him.
680
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,610
I told him I was going to take a lover.
681
00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:51,470
Okay.
682
00:29:51,470 --> 00:29:54,300
You're just as crazy as you were in business school.
683
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,080
The secret to my success.
684
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,990
And I'm the lucky guy?
685
00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:01,410
I told him it was a threat,not a promise.
686
00:30:01,410 --> 00:30:04,520
Juliet,most marriages don't work out.
687
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,620
Mine didn'T.
688
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,920
It's tough,but you get through it.
689
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,110
I come from a long line of dignified sufferers.
690
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:16,550
Look-- and I admit I'm biased-- but even if you could convince me that
691
00:30:16,550 --> 00:30:19,670
you were the source of all the trouble in your marriage,
692
00:30:19,670 --> 00:30:22,580
davis wasn't gonna solve 'em by cheating.
693
00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:25,270
And will I?
694
00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:32,250
I've been with him since I was 22.
695
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,540
For me,maybe a bad marriage is better than no marriage.
696
00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:38,850
I hope you don't believe that.
697
00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:42,040
I don't know what I'm feeling right now.
698
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,450
You want to know if I'm a good guy.
699
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,300
I'll be whatever guy you want me to be.
700
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,850
Well...
701
00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:55,720
yeah.
702
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,060
What happens now?
703
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:04,920
I don't know.
704
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,190
Can I call you?
705
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,030
I'm not sure that's t best idea.
706
00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:18,940
I've got better ones,but they all start with calling you.
707
00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:23,920
When I'm ready,I'll call you.
708
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:38,150
Bye.
709
00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:44,430
You can't take that job.
710
00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:45,480
Zoe,it's fine.
711
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,280
I can handle both.
712
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,070
No.
713
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,390
I'm asking you not to take it.
714
00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:54,360
Why would you do that?
715
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,650
It's--it's a career-making opportunity.
716
00:31:56,650 --> 00:31:59,210
It'd be a showcase even without the "architectural digest" piece.
717
00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:02,270
Yeah,well,I think it's fairly obvious what kind of opportunity it'll be.
718
00:32:02,270 --> 00:32:04,710
She likes my work.
719
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,470
Don't you think she likes my work?
720
00:32:06,470 --> 00:32:07,580
Uh...
721
00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:09,850
I think she likes the way you work it.
722
00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:12,510
Well,I'm flattered by your high opinion of my ability.
723
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:13,650
Yeah.
724
00:32:13,650 --> 00:32:16,750
You're a wonderful architect,but this isn't about that.
725
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,310
So--so what's it about?
726
00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:21,470
She has come up with a way to get you into her home
727
00:32:21,470 --> 00:32:23,880
where there doesn't seem to be much chance of running into her husband.
728
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,320
I mean,where is he?
729
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,050
okay.So let me get this.
730
00:32:27,050 --> 00:32:29,810
In your version,I'm not an architect.
731
00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:32,870
I'm like some actor in a porn video starring the lonely housewife
732
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:34,360
and the guy with the tool belt.
733
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,020
Thanks.
734
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,700
So I'm totally off base here?
735
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:39,790
She's not interested in you in that way?
736
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,980
Well,even if she were...
737
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:45,020
"even if she were"?
738
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,020
So she is.
739
00:32:48,330 --> 00:32:49,700
is that what I walked in on tonight?
740
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,030
You didn't walk in on anything.
741
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:55,190
She was leaning across the table...
742
00:32:55,190 --> 00:33:02,230
sting into your eyes,this very,uh,hopeful,expectant,yearning look on her face.
743
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,910
I saw it.
744
00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:07,140
She was hitting on you.
745
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,860
Yeah,she was.
746
00:33:10,860 --> 00:33:12,730
But so what?
747
00:33:12,730 --> 00:33:14,070
Nothing happened.
748
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:16,270
Nothing would ever happen.
749
00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:18,110
You know that.
750
00:33:18,110 --> 00:33:20,100
Don't you know that?
751
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:25,540
Yeah,but isn't that just what people say right up until something does happen?
752
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,380
I step back for you.
753
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:39,250
I let you do what you want to do with work because I see it makes you happy.
754
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:44,080
Can't you do the same for me?
755
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:11,690
and after the first year,we publish a coffee-table book,
756
00:34:11,690 --> 00:34:13,630
limited run,very high-end.
757
00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:14,690
A collector's edition.
758
00:34:14,690 --> 00:34:16,070
Yes,I like that.
759
00:34:16,070 --> 00:34:18,960
Great.Then I'll send out a press release saying that we've got you and--
760
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,300
but I want it to be the size of a coffee table,
761
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:25,430
so that there can be no other books,like we discussed.
762
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:27,690
I think it's genius.
763
00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:31,480
except that coffee tables come in ny sizes.
764
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:36,160
Therefore you would have to order the book custom-made to fit your coffee table.
765
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,610
I thought this was worked out.
766
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,020
Uh,you know...
767
00:34:43,510 --> 00:34:46,590
can you just excuse me for one minute?
768
00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:49,960
I'm so sorry.I know you're busy.
769
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,040
Would you know a panic attack if you saw one?
770
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,760
Why?Are you okay?
771
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,550
Not really.I'm tanking.
772
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:56,140
What are you doing here?Aren't you supposed to be on your l-lady date?
773
00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,210
I screwed it up.
774
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:59,550
We ran into this guy I used to go out with,and I should've told him to get lost,
775
00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:00,770
but I didn'T.
776
00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:01,790
I know.I just stood there--
777
00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:03,160
this guy I used to go out with on one side of me,
778
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,460
this girl I'm going out with on the other side of me,and I'm thinking to myself,
779
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:06,850
do I even know how to have a relationship?
780
00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:07,920
Because I don't think I do.
781
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,130
My life--it's like a romantic comedy that's never romantic or comedic.
782
00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:13,340
My life is nothing like a romantic comedy!
783
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:14,430
Oh,honey,hold on.I have to deal with this.
784
00:35:14,430 --> 00:35:15,050
Wait!
785
00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:18,450
Just tell me-- do you think I'm capable of being in a normal relationship?
786
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,500
Yes.
787
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,070
just...
788
00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:25,240
grant,can I talk to you for one second?
789
00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:28,300
What just happened there?
790
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,860
Look,you want the deal.
791
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:30,870
He wants the books.
792
00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:33,060
I'm just giving everybody what they want.
793
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,030
You should be thanking me.
794
00:35:35,030 --> 00:35:37,170
Grant,you're fired.
795
00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:38,520
What?
796
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,690
Ian,I love your work,and I will give it the showcase it deserves,
797
00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:45,900
but I cannot custom-make coffee-table books the size of coffee tables.
798
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,900
Well,it never hurts to ask.
799
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,020
was that your idea of a joke?
800
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,350
No,this is awful.
801
00:35:55,350 --> 00:35:56,290
This is the worst thing ever.
802
00:35:56,290 --> 00:35:57,780
-I never thought I'd have to do something like this. -I'm so sorry to bother you.
803
00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:00,230
This is a really big question for me,and I want you to be totay honest.
804
00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:01,870
Still busy!
805
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,730
You're actually firing me?
806
00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:06,180
You wouldn't be where you are today if it weren't for me.
807
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:07,940
Oh,no,no,no.That's not true.
808
00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:09,230
caitlin...
809
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:11,310
-well,he's being a-- -I can handle this.
810
00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:13,440
I just don't want him to say things he's gonna regret later.
811
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,700
I'm kind of an expert in that.
812
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:17,800
Oh,you mean like,um,like when I said you were hired?
813
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,170
I shouldn't regret that?
814
00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:21,280
Grant,can we talk about this outside?
815
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,020
no.
816
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:25,730
Everybody in this room knows what a bitch you are!
817
00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:27,530
first,you whack your fiance.
818
00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:30,780
Then you knife your mentor,and it's only day two.
819
00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:35,650
At this rate,you're gonna have a lot of bodies on your hands.
820
00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:37,800
Grant!
821
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,720
See,that's the kind of thing he's gonna regret later.
822
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:46,380
So far I've seen it on mediabistro,romanesk...
823
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:48,160
it got over 6,000 hits on gawker.
824
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,550
They're calling me "barnstead's bitch on heels.
825
00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:54,200
no one's even mentioning the fact that I made an exclusive deal with ian weber.
826
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,230
Look,let's face it.
827
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:56,940
You didn't get where you are by being a nice person.
828
00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:57,880
I'm not saying you're not a nice person.
829
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,480
You're a really nice person.
830
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,760
Just maybe not so much at your job.
831
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,010
Tracy,can you hold on a minute?
832
00:37:03,010 --> 00:37:04,960
I-I'll call you back.
833
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:10,190
The disparity in the circulation figures are because of discount subscription services.
834
00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:13,340
I was just gonna tell u you did a really nice job.
835
00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:16,330
Thanks.
836
00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:21,380
I want to do what you did...
837
00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:23,610
work my way up.
838
00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:26,160
Well,that's nice to know.
839
00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:31,050
Tell me,have you given any thought to what you want to do next?
840
00:37:31,050 --> 00:37:34,030
Maybe something with ian weber?
841
00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:37,440
He can be very difficult...
842
00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:41,110
but I think you can handle it.
843
00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:48,240
How about a pair of sunglasses?
844
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:03,230
What's a woman got to do to get flowers like these,huh?
845
00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:06,820
Whatever it is,I've never done it,and I've given birth to triplets.
846
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,090
Wait.Something's up.
847
00:38:09,090 --> 00:38:12,040
Does this mean they already closed the tokyo deal?
848
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,320
-Morning. -Good morning.
849
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,570
These came for you.
850
00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:15,480
Really?
851
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,550
They're gorgeous.
852
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,840
They're from my husband.
853
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,420
Must be a special occasion.
854
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:24,190
Well,let's just say it's an occasion.
855
00:38:24,190 --> 00:38:26,480
These are for you,too.
856
00:38:31,290 --> 00:38:33,930
Can not stop thinking about you.----Bobby.
857
00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:35,670
Expecting any more?
858
00:38:35,670 --> 00:38:38,810
Who knows?It's still early.
859
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:02,760
Alicia!
860
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,980
Alicia!
861
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:06,860
Why did you leave last night?
862
00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:10,440
Look,if someone doesn't want to be on a date with me,then guess what?
863
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,730
They don't have to be on a date with me.
864
00:39:11,730 --> 00:39:13,380
I should have said it.
865
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:15,500
I did want to say it.
866
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,640
It's just,he was asking me all these questions-- am I gay?
867
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,570
Am I straight?
868
00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:20,540
Am I with you?
869
00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:26,340
These are things other people know about themselves that I,apparently,don't know about myself.
870
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,980
And it's really scary to realize you don't know them.
871
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:35,480
I've never even had a really serious,really successful relationship.
872
00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:39,690
I don't--I don't think I can honestly say I've even had
873
00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:44,300
a semi-serious,moderately successful relationship.
874
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,630
These are things you should probably know before you get in a relationship with me.
875
00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:51,660
Caitlin,we just met a week ago.
876
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:54,530
We haven't even had a complete date yet.
877
00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:57,060
So...too soon for the "r" word,then.
878
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:58,690
Kinda.
879
00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,040
see?
880
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,310
This is stuff I don't know.
881
00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:04,050
I have a lot to learn.
882
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:08,200
That's okay,'cause I'm an excellent teacher.
883
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,210
Hey!
884
00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:17,940
Mommy!
885
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,830
Oh,lukie,I need to talk to your mommy for just a second.
886
00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:26,420
See you in a minute!
887
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:27,570
Oh,god.
888
00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:29,220
This is a little awkward.
889
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,290
There's only three parents allowed on this trip.
890
00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:31,910
I know.
891
00:40:31,910 --> 00:40:34,730
There was a waiting list,and a lot of parents missed out.
892
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:38,980
So I thought,what if we made other arrangements?
893
00:40:52,210 --> 00:40:56,890
oh,just so you know,I don't blame you for hitting on my husband.
894
00:40:56,890 --> 00:40:59,260
He's a good-looking guy,and he's an adult.
895
00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:01,130
I trust him to make his own decisions.
896
00:41:01,130 --> 00:41:05,710
But don't hit on my kids...
897
00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:08,970
ever again.
898
00:41:10,850 --> 00:41:13,800
Hey,is this how we do a bus tour or what?
899
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,820
yeah!
900
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,210
zoe,I'm patching you through.
901
00:41:20,210 --> 00:41:22,180
and how was it with bobby walsh?
902
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:25,170
Hey,mia,you were all over the internet this morning.
903
00:41:25,170 --> 00:41:26,930
Yeah,I'd be scared to work for you.
904
00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:27,680
you had your date last night--
905
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,080
you know,I just want to say one thing--
906
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,580
uh,I can't talk now.
907
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:34,110
I'm on a conference call.
908
00:41:35,950 --> 00:41:40,850
-=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents
909
00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:45,620
Sync: YTET-ÅÝÅÝ·É -=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
910
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:48,830
Cashmere Mafia Season 1 Episode 02
911
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912
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