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I don't believe you
'cau I know I'm right.
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I'm a woman! You don't think I
remember the day of our first date?
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Well,if you remember that it
was a year ago today,then yeah.
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Our anniversary is tomorrow,okay?
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I have it circled in my
calendar. I have it in my black--
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oh,my god,that is so weird.
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Mia,we're gonna be late.
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No,but we were just talking about our
first real date,and here these people are.
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- Remember,we stopped on the way back from dinner.
- I remember,a year ago today.
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No,it wasn't a year ago today.
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- oh,my god,you actually danced with me.
- Yes.
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So romantic.
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They even played this song.
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would you just admit I'm right?
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No.
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Okay. Will you marry me?
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yes!
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oh,god,it's lord voldemort at 2:00.
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- Hi,clive.
- Hi,clive.
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Serendipity.
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I've just come from a
meeting of the board...
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about the two of you.
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We're consolidating on the print side,raising
one of you up to U.S.Group publisher.
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But I can't make a decision
based on past performance.
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You are--both of you-- for all
intents and purposes,perfect equals.
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So we're gonna play a little game here
called "survivor: West 23rd street."
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Okay. Which means?
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Whichever one of you closes the biggest
block of advertising this quarter stays.
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The other one's off the island.
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This quarter closes friday.
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And winner takes all.
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- Beautiful ring. Are you engaged?
- Yes.
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- Just now.
- Well,congratulations.
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One of you is gonna be married to the
publisher of the barnstead magazine group.
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Are you up for this?
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Do we have a choice?
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Well,I was thinking maybe
one of us could step aside.
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Oh,what a gentleman.
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I meant the other one of us.
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You know one of the other
things I love about you?
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Your sense of humor.
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juliet draper, coo, stanton
hallhotels and resorts
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cancel your lunch all
of us the usual place
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gentlemen,thank you so
much for this opportunity.
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and we hope that a visit to our
site might be the next logical step.
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{6}juliet: cancel your lunch all
of us the usual place. urgent xo mia
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Gentlemen,I would like to remind you
that I am the C.O.O.Of this company
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and the ranking
executive in this meeting.
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If there's a next step,I
would appreciate it
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if you would address your proposals
to me as well as to my colleagues.
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Cream or sugar?
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caitlin dowd, senior vp
for marketing , lily parish
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I'm so not wanting to have
this conversation right now.
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I don't wanna have this conversation.
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Right,well...
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{6}caitlin: cancel your lunch all
of us the usual place. urgent xo mia
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okay,perfect example.
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You and that thing-- you just
can't wait to pick it up,can you?
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What is this,get caitlin day?
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Honestly,if it had a vibrator
attachment,you wouldn't need me.
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Which is kind of the
issue,if you want the truth.
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Wait a minute. Are you dumping me?
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During breakfast?
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Well,I'm trying to tell you what I need,what
I'm not getting from this relationship.
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Okay,then.
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You know what you can get?
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The check.
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For once.
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zoe burden, managing
director, mergers and acquisity
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{6}zoe: cancel your lunch all of
us the usual place. urgent xo mia
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don't panic,carl.
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This is how I play the game with them.
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Yeah,well,it's my job to get them up,
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and I will. (Mommy? We're home!)
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Everybody sit tight and I'll...
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update you later.
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Mommy,why are you in the closet?
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Uh,sometimes moms have to talk
on the phone in the closet.
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Uh,you'll understand when you're older.
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My dance recital's thursday.
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- You promise you'll make this one. Promise?
- Promise!
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I can't find my shoes!
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Honey,could you ask the nanny?
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Mom,becky'sone.
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What?
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I left you a note.
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What time did you get in?
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Oh,we circled kennedy forever.
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What's going on? Where's becky?
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The greenwalds across
the street poached her.
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they offered her six figures
and two months' paid vacation.
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Well,didn't we make a counteroffer?
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Plus a car and a clothing allowance.
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Taxi!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Okay,so where's the fire?
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I knew it!
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When was this?
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He proposed to me this
morning on the way to work.
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Great. So I'm officially the old maid.
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Oh,will you cut that out?
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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there is a "however."
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Outrageous prenup demands?
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Would you stop?
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I'm sorry. I'm having trust
issues with men right now.
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Get this-- they're facing us off
against each other for publisher.
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Sudden death. One moves up and the
other moves ou the gun's gone off,
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and the finish line is this friday.
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so I go for it,right?
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What's the prize--
the job or the man?
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Well,both.
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Well,if she has to choose.
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Shh! It's 2007!
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- She doesn't have to choose. She brings it.
- I know what year it is.
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I also know it would be a hell of
a way to start off an engagement.
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He asked her to marry him.
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He's gotta know what he's getting into.
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Well,he knows,because we talked
about it afterwards,and he asked me--
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- hello,ladies.
- Cilla.
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Hi,cilla.
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I'm sorry to interrupt,but I
have a tiny,little favor to ask.
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Caitlin,you're in the
arbogast,aren't you?
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Yeah,I am.
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I have an accepted
bid for the penthouse.
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Could you possibly put in a
word with the board for me?
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Well,I'm--I'm on the board,so I'll
see if I can move them along at least.
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Thank you so much.
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You're welcome.
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Great to see all of you.
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Bye.
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Now there's a woman who
knows how to divorce.
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Yeah,first,there was
that actor and then--
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ron buckler.I hear she
really backed up the truck.
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Now before you and jack put the
gloves on,we need a celebration.
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I'm thinking a little engagement party.
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Nothing stressful,just
nearest and dearest.
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An engagement party?
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for me?
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Now let me see this rock.
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Zoe,you need to make some
room in your schedule.
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We're gonna meet a potential
nanny the day after tomorrow.
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Checking,checking.
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I'm really crunched,'cause I've got another
interview fothat restoration in charlestoN.
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Thanks.
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- You do?
- Yeah,um,I'll have her meet me with the kids after school.
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there.
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I can do 4:00.
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Make it 4:10.
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Can we just say 4:00?
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Fine,I just might be 10 minutes late.
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Kidding.
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nice get on that fashion advertorial.
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- Hey!
- hey, You're fine.
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spit it out.
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We only threw it together this morning.
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juliet,zoe,will you please join me?
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- Where's mia?
- Where's mia?
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Hey.
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Okay,when we were in
business school together,
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we'd talk about what kind of
guy we thought we'd end up with,
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and mia would always
describe r perfect man.
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He had to be
smart,funny,uh,generous,driven--
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basically,mia...with a penis.
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- and then...
- in walked jack.
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And after 15 fantastic years
with davis,here's what I know.
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No matter where life takes you,if
you're together,you're home.
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Oh,one last little
thing-- be good to her.
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'Cause if you break her heart...
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we'll break every
last bone in your body.
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- Cheers!
- Drink up.
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- when they're in agreement,don't waste your breath trying to argue.
- All right.
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And never use the "r" word.
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It's like it's the "c" word.
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The "r" word?
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- Relax.
- Relax.
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I have a teleconference
with tokyo. I love you.
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- My nanny quit.
- Oh,no.
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It's a whole thing.
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I have to have sex with davis.
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He's going on a business trip tomorrow.
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It's a superstitious,good
luck thing with us.
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Oh,kinda like a little bone voyage?
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Exactly.
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And,ladies,I know you all bought tables,
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but I'd appreciate if you
came to the benefit thursday.
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Sasha has a recital,but
I'm gonna peek in.
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I'm there.
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Try.
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So what if I get this promotion?
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Have you really thought about it?
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Yeah,I'll just stay home
and catch up on "the view."
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OkayI'm serious.
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I'll be fine.
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Come on. Relax.
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Hey! Watch it.
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what? Did I say something funny?
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What do you think of this
for the benefit thursday?
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Perfect.
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Davis,close your eyes
and describe the dress.
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Black,beaded around the,um,cleavage
or whatever you call it.
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It probably cost more than my new car.
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Can I open them now?
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Yes.
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Gross!
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Mom!
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If you're gonna rekindle the flames or
whatever,you could at least lock the door.
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I'm off.
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em!
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I'm gonna have nightmares.
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caitlin,your
9:00 appointment--
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wakey,wakey,eggs and bakey.
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You have an interview
scheduled for three minutes ago.
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The new rep fr the ad agency.
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Damn.
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okay,hang on. Hang on,hang on.
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Alicia lawson?
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Caitlin dowd.
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- hi
- hi
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Thank you so much for coming in.
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Oh,no,thank you.
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Oh,I'm sorry.
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Oh,god!
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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That's usually my move.
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Please,sit.
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no,let's just see their
top four candidates.
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Yeah.
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Oh,let's pray to the nanny
gods that we find someone today.
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Okay,love you,bye.
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where's katherine?
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Has anybody seen katherine?
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I-I believe she's in your office.
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Tell you what--why don't
i rework the flowcharts,
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and we can look at the fresh
profiles over drinks later?
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Spotted pig,6:30?
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Perfect. Bye now.
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Dan armbrister had some questions
about the waterfield buyout.
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Oh,he had questions for you?
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Well,no,just questions,but you were
busy with your nanny search, and so--
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katherine,my nanny quit,so
now I have her job and my job,
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and I really need you to do your job.
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Could you get me the waterfields
research and copy the team?
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Sure,just,uh,as soon
as I've finished it.
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You haven't finished it?
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I'm on the homestretch
and kicking up dust!
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Peter johnson on line two.
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Peter,listen,I wanted to get
you ahead of a situation here.
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My colleague mia mason's magazines have a
number of those "go green" issues coming up,
251
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and I hear your S.U.V.S are in
for some pretty harsh coverage.
252
00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,430
I'll catch you up tomorrow.
253
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:34,920
I booked us some track
time up at lime rock.
254
00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,630
Okay,bye now.
255
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,140
What green issues?
256
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,470
Well,it's not impossible that one of
your brands would do a green issue,
257
00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:48,170
and you can't do a green issue
without ragging on some S.U.V.S,right?
258
00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,000
I got you an iced coffee.
259
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,240
Tracy,will you call
peter johnson's office
260
00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,670
and find out what he
likes to do other than eat?
261
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,260
We need to show him a rock
star night on the town.
262
00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,520
And will you roll me to juliet?
263
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,020
I'll get you a table at per se and
seats at the soho house poker game.
264
00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:10,310
He'll be putty in your hands.
265
00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:11,240
That's what I'm here for.
266
00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:13,480
Go get 'em,tiger.
267
00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:17,980
davis,it's me.
268
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,740
The company jet's
dead-heading down to miami,
269
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,690
and seeing as we never
got to it last night,
270
00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:26,050
I thought maybe d do something
totally uncharacteristic
271
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,850
and have them drop me in hilton head and
meet you for dinner and some hotel sex,
272
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,740
and I'd fly back up with you tomorrow.
273
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,600
This offer good until 6:00.
274
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,590
Call me. Big kiss.
275
00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:51,380
mmm,davis,this is
supposed to be our time.
276
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Cashmere
Mafia Season 01 Episode 01
279
00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,580
here you go.
280
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:19,120
I can't remember the last time I
had breakft before I went to bed.
281
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,030
well,I hope you remember this time.
282
00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:24,130
The look on that guy's face when
I laid down the straight flush?
283
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,280
Never gonna forget that.
284
00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,410
listen,one minute of business?
285
00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:33,010
Our research shows that women still
find shopping for a new car intimidating,
286
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,630
yet they drive the market for a
huge segment of your product line.
287
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:39,740
You're not gonna let me sleep
until I give you the buy,are you?
288
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,250
She's not to be disturbed.
289
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,420
No,I'll just take a second.
290
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:51,890
Okay,time-out.
291
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,550
You knew I had johnson for track time
292
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:54,430
- this morning...
- what?
293
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,920
And now he canceled.
294
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,300
Well,I didn't tell him to cancel.
295
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,020
No,you just kept him out all night.
296
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,540
It took me all night to move him off
the bull you put in his ear about me.
297
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,280
You torpedoed a colleague.
298
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,530
At least own up to it.
299
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,400
You know,I didn't do
anything you don't do.
300
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,920
- You know,that's what I hate about working with women.
- What?
301
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,590
You make like you're
playing by the rules,
302
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,060
but when push comes to shove,
303
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,750
- out come the little looks and the sexy little signals.
- Excuse me,have you even met peter johnson?
304
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,520
- And it's demeaning to everybody.
- Do you really think there is anything going on
305
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,170
other than trying to
make a deal?Come on!
306
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,710
- No,of course not,but
- and as for the rules,
307
00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,640
I wasn't conferenced in the
day you boys made 'em up,
308
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,630
so I'm kind of at a
disadvantage here,okay?
309
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,320
It's a good thing I'm marrying you.
310
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,640
Oh,really?Why is that?
311
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,560
'Cause I'd hate not
having you on my team.
312
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,380
well,I feel the same way about you.
313
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,750
So what do you wanna do about it?
314
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,510
I don't know.
315
00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,490
I'm kinda torn between ravaging you
316
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,160
and locking you in here till friday.
317
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,190
Well,why don't we compromise?
318
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,450
I'll lock the door...
319
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,680
and you can ravage me.
320
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,450
forgive me,father,for I have sinned,
321
00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:02,240
it's been god only knows when since my
last confession,and here are my sins.
322
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,420
Um,I think I might be gay.
323
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,470
I don't know if I'm gay.Oh,god.
324
00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:16,180
I think the real danger you're in
here is of ending up like aunt ruth.
325
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,450
Because you weren't brave
enough to put yourself out there
326
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,630
or sure enough of god's
love to realize that
327
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:23,770
you deserve to be
loved,too,for who you are.
328
00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:27,110
The pope would have your collar,he
heard you talkin' like that.
329
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,820
I'm talkin' as your brother.
330
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,390
And I want what's best for you.
331
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,610
- You've been dating for 20 years.
- 15!
332
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:34,630
Whatever.
333
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,760
And at some point,I
think it's okay if you...
334
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,790
admit that it's not about
finding the right guy anymore.
335
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,360
It's about the right person.
336
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,700
Well,I don't even know
if she's gay or straight.
337
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,470
I don't know if I'm gay.
338
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,100
Just...
339
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,200
I don't know if she even
gave me a second thought.
340
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,880
Just,there was this vibe,you know?
341
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,290
We're just going for
drinks.Drinks are safe.
342
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,830
You think?
343
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,590
I think you can do better than
me for the dating dos and don'ts.
344
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,250
That's true.
345
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,080
And the winner is...
346
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,560
both of you!
347
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,860
Now why don't you guys go enjoy
while mommy and daddy and I talk?
348
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,470
let me see yours!Let
me see what you got!
349
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,540
Well,they certainly seem to like you.
350
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:17,530
So,um,how can we make this work?
351
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:22,990
Well,I get $900 a week,wednesday
half days,sundays off,uh,
352
00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:26,820
a cell phone with unlimited
texting,a metrocard,
353
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,730
my own shelf in the fridge...
354
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,950
and a tv with premium
channels in my room.
355
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,950
- I'm sorry.I just gotta
- oh,sure.
356
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:35,930
Yes,katherine?
357
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,780
I really need a mental health day.
358
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,670
I'm sorry.I'm gonna have to say no.
359
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:40,640
why not?
360
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,800
That research that I needed
yesterday-- the thing is,
361
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,910
I need it even more today,seeing
as how a day has passed.
362
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,530
fine.
363
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:50,830
So when can you start?
364
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:54,140
oh,uh,just excuse us one second.
365
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,910
she's,uh,a little demanding.
366
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:58,180
- Shouldn't we see some others?
- she's perfect!Trust me.
367
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,130
um,thursday is my
daughter's dance recital,
368
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,970
and we underline bold cannot miss it.
369
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,660
Well,how about tonight,then?
370
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,950
- I could go grab a suitcase.
- Done.
371
00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:08,180
Late.Running.
372
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,700
Thank you!
373
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,850
Oh,and,hey,welcome to our home!
374
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,860
- Bye.
- Bye.
375
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:27,720
Wait--wait
a second.
376
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,350
Just-- I think I
see someone I know.
377
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,300
Oh,my god.
378
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,760
Davis and cilla grey?
379
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,110
they're kissing.It was
kissing on the street,
380
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,840
and then cilla goes off in the cab,
381
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,890
and davis goes back inside.
382
00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,100
She said she was living at the hotel.
383
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,790
Yeah, while she waits to
close on her apartment.
384
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:00,960
Are you positive it was davis?
385
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,200
Positive.
386
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,790
If it was you,would you want to know?
387
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,010
If it was eric,and you guys knew,
388
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:11,580
and you didn't tell
me,and then I found out,
389
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,520
I'd kill you.
390
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,540
Or we could just spare juliet
and pay davis a little visit
391
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,860
and punch his balls off.
392
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,030
I don't think that's us.
393
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,060
Tempting, though.
394
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,150
Sure would send the message.
395
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,210
Does the spinster get a vote?
396
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,610
Stop that,and of course you do.
397
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:24,980
This isn't about us.
398
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,530
This is about our friend
who we've known for 15 years
399
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,800
now who hates surprises, by the way,
400
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,960
so you two be juliet for a moment.
401
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:35,980
So, juliet, if davis was
dipping his wick in cilla grey,
402
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,080
would you want to know?
403
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,710
- Dipping his wick?
- Damn right I would.
404
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,280
Nice.
405
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:44,770
oka,how are we gonna do this?
406
00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,170
What are your tomorrows like?
407
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,600
I am back-to-back till
5:00,includinlunch.
408
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,250
I'm on a plane to atlanta at 3:00,
409
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,180
not back until thursday at 4:00,and I've
got sasha's recital at 7:00 that night.
410
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,860
- Maybe you 2
- no, it should definitely be all 3 of us.
411
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,450
Well, what about before the
benefit, at her apartment?
412
00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,590
What if davis is there?
413
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:00,780
Well, I'll call first.If he's there,
414
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:03,290
we'll take her downstairs
for coffee. Say 5:00?
415
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,560
- I can do that.
- I'll make it work.
416
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,730
Agreed
417
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,130
is it hard for you to
stay faithful to me?
418
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,310
where'd that come from?
419
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:17,800
Davis is having an
affair with cilla grey.
420
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,840
Does juliet know?
421
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,080
Mia and caitlin and I--
we're telling her tomorrow.
422
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,820
Wow.
423
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,210
Will you bring nets
and a tranquilizer gun?
424
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,290
that's not funny.
425
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,680
You didn't answer my question.
426
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,990
I'm of the old paul newman school.
427
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,140
Why go out for hamburger
428
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,880
when you can have steak at home?
429
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,860
what the...
430
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,280
no.
431
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,200
Don't move a muscle
432
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,440
Brooke?
433
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,600
Brooke,could you turn that off?
434
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,720
That's waking me up.
435
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,800
Honey,it's going right off.
436
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,520
Now go back to sleep,okay?
437
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,770
Uh-oh!
438
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:03,580
Club night alarm.
439
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,790
Oh.
440
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,170
club night alarm?
441
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,690
Yeah,you know,like,for
when you need to crash,
442
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:17,310
but you're going out
clubbing so you need,
443
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,130
like,that extra-strength alarm?
444
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,990
I must have left it on.
445
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,860
That is not an everyday
bottle around here.
446
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,850
Oh.
447
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:28,160
Well,you should just label the
"okay to drink" bottles,then.
448
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,170
- Anyway,night.
- Oh,uh...
449
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,950
brooke,no walking around
the house without a robe.
450
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:37,040
New house rule,okay?
451
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:49,360
it's like I got one at
work and one at home.
452
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,180
What do you mean?
453
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:53,710
Brooke,katherine and--
what is it with these girls?
454
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,990
It's--
455
00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:58,740
it's like generation "y"
gave way to generation "I.D."
456
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,070
I.D.?
457
00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:01,850
"I deserve."
458
00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:05,600
I mean,when I was their age,we
were so grateful to have a job,
459
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,140
and we were so aware of
how expendable we were.
460
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:12,230
Well,yeah,but--
but they're not,
461
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,080
and you can't blame them,
462
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,720
because we both spread
ourselves so thin that
463
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,510
we really need them to
keep the train on track,
464
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,160
and they can't help but know it.
465
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,050
We're being held hostage by our help.
466
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,990
Look,I know it's a long shot,but
467
00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:30,900
if I get this job,I'll
be traveling all the time.
468
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,140
We'll need all the katherines
and brookes we can find.
469
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,470
I know.
470
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,920
You're rooting for me,though,hmm?
471
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,310
Of course I am.
472
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:42,540
Let's just cross that
bridge when we come to it.
473
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,800
Just so we both know it's there.
474
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:50,730
Yes,and it will be there in the morning.
475
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:57,260
But what I really want to know is...
476
00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:01,850
how do you like your steak done,mister?
477
00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:06,530
I think lily hired me 'cause
where I grew up--in brooklyn--
478
00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:10,130
she stood for class
and park avenue glamour.
479
00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:12,510
- Hey,queens girl here.
- Nice.
480
00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:13,770
I know what you're saying.
481
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:15,580
You do know her real name,right?
482
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,660
No.
483
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,990
Yetta goldman...
484
00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,720
from the bronx.
485
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,950
Well,as her head of marketing,
486
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:25,600
may I say that you're doing a
fantastic job at sustaining the fantasy?
487
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,520
Thank you.
488
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,300
I'm thinking...
489
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,840
of skewing the line...
490
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,670
younger.
491
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,590
well,you're just the
person to kick-start that.
492
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,640
You've got a-a really special style.
493
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,640
Right.
494
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,980
No,really.
495
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,410
I mean,it's easy and unaffeed.
496
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:44,900
I don't know.
497
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,980
You just know there's
a lot going on there.
498
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,400
Yeah,well,still waters.
499
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:52,940
Hi.
500
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:56,860
The two guys in the suits at the
other end want to buy your next round.
501
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,430
Thank you.
502
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,830
Not bad.
503
00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:03,800
You know,in a hot,well-dressed,
504
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,960
probably really smart and
incredibly successful kind of way.
505
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,730
Yeah,if you're into that sort of thing.
506
00:23:09,730 --> 00:23:11,900
Well,I've got a late supper,so...
507
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,660
you get your pick.
508
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,890
I'll walk out with you.
509
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,260
- Really?
- Yeah.
510
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:24,840
Okay.
511
00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:29,110
Can I drop you?
512
00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:32,570
Um,I'm actually meeting my
brother in brooklyn for dinner,
513
00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:34,190
- so I'll just take a taxi.
- Okay.
514
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,280
- This was fun.
- Yeah.
515
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,890
Good night.
516
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:54,200
I,uh,I should tell you I've had
a terrible time with men and--
517
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,040
and no real experience with women,
518
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,090
so I'm kinda flying without
the instruments here,and I'M...
519
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:08,660
and I should tell you that
you're a wonderful kisser.
520
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:12,120
I'm late.
521
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,200
I'll see you monday.
522
00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:20,920
taxi.
523
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,740
It's all good.
524
00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:42,990
Whatever comes friday...
525
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,170
we got this.
526
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:50,100
I got the woman I love,and that's
527
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:53,930
the only thing I care about winning.
528
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,180
Okay.What have you got?
529
00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:02,030
Everett computer-- new
line rollout,6-page spreads,
530
00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:06,610
3-month total saturation
ramping up to the launch--
531
00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:08,190
mine.
532
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,930
that's what you think.
533
00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:14,440
I've got gary pell,the
C.E.O.,For drinks tomorrow.
534
00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:17,290
You might want to ink
about a plan "b"...
535
00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:20,520
Because I've stepped up security
since that johnson thing.
536
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,060
Yeah,right.Sure.
537
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,800
are you gonna get that?
538
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,120
terry,just a sec.
539
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,650
Okay,what do you got?
540
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,460
Okay.
541
00:25:38,510 --> 00:25:40,710
okay,I can do that.
542
00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:43,720
HiIt's zoe.You know what to do.
543
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,550
zoe,it's mia.
544
00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:46,360
Can you reach out toour networks
545
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,680
and get me gary pell's
itinerary for tomorrow?
546
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,740
Thanks,sweetie.
547
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,970
what a day for it,huh?
548
00:25:56,970 --> 00:25:58,110
And the capper?
549
00:25:58,110 --> 00:26:01,070
Phil mickelson's gonna be doing
something with espn out there.
550
00:26:01,070 --> 00:26:02,940
We got him for drinks after.
551
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:05,420
Nice doing business with you,jack.
552
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,710
gentlemen.
553
00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:12,750
Gary pell,I'm mia mason.
554
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,100
Mind if we make it a threesome?
555
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,010
Mia,what are you doing?
556
00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:17,530
Well,gary and I had a
drinks meeting later,
557
00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,730
but when I found out you
guys were playing sebonac...
558
00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:22,300
I didn't want to have
to have him rush back in.
559
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,130
Two birds,one stone.
560
00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:26,170
Oh,you have got to try this.
561
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:28,760
I get an extra 20 yards off the tee.
562
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,890
Sweet.
563
00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:31,590
Hey,thanks.
564
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,650
Gosh.What a day for it,huh?
565
00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:35,040
You know,I was just saying that.
566
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,880
Were you?
567
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,040
Didn't I just say that?
568
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,870
Listen,I want to be the
matchmaker between your rollout
569
00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:43,560
and the 5 million women who
rely on my brands for guidance.
570
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,240
great.
571
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,450
We have got until 5:00 to top their bid,
572
00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:52,190
and we need to flatten
them with our counter.
573
00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:55,480
I think that we should offer 55 a share.
574
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,920
go big or go home.
575
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,970
guys,I have to take this.
576
00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:04,470
can you excuse me just one...
577
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,800
hey.Is everything okay?
578
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,390
how do you turn off the smoke alarm?
579
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,030
The kids are going nuts!
580
00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:10,880
Is there a fire?
581
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,660
No,I was just smoking a cigarette.
582
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:13,830
I mean,what the hell
kind of a smoke alarm...
583
00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,910
Goes off of a cigarette,anyway?
584
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:19,470
You're smoking in my
house around my kids?
585
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,850
Look,the alarm is driving the kids nuts.
586
00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:22,360
Now they are driving me nuts.
587
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,980
Luke,quit it!
588
00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:26,790
Brooke,when I get home,we
are gonna have a serious talk.
589
00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,250
Let me spare you the effort.
590
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,670
I know where this is going.
591
00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:32,330
I'll drop the kids and
my key at your office.
592
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:35,030
Sasha's recital is tonight,and
I've gotta get up to juliet'S.
593
00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,400
I'll be there in half an hour.
594
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,220
Wait.Wait.I'm-- I'm
not at my office.
595
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,370
Brooke?
596
00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:42,410
Everybody,I am so
sorry for the delay and
597
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:44,590
for having to continue
by teleconference.
598
00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:46,980
- N
- touchdown!
599
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:48,670
One more moment,please.
600
00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:49,520
Mommy.
601
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,080
Mommy is having a very busy
day and trying not to lose it,
602
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,440
and you guys could really help by
sitting down quietly with your crayons
603
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,620
and paper and drawing a really nice
picture of mommy's head exploding,
604
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:02,720
and the winner gets an ice cream,okay?
605
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,740
- I'm gonna win!
- No!
606
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,990
- Just get off...
- I'm gonna win!
607
00:28:05,990 --> 00:28:07,390
I'm back.
608
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:17,610
Jesus,mary and joseph.
We're all wearing black.
609
00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,040
It's new york.
610
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:31,530
Okay. Who died?
611
00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:32,070
What?
612
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,590
- Nobody.
- I love that dress.
613
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,060
It's so nice.
614
00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:39,790
Coffee,tea,or should i
open a bottle of wine?
615
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:41,610
Wine sounds good.
616
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:45,480
Wine it is,just as soon as you
tell me what the hell is going on.
617
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,290
uh,there's really no easy
way to say this. I,uh...
618
00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:06,850
I saw davis coming out of the gansevoort
with,uh,cilla grey,and he was,uh...
619
00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:13,720
kissing her,and it wasn't just a
"hey,really nice to see you" kind of a kiss.
620
00:29:13,730 --> 00:29:16,160
It was very much A...
621
00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:19,870
it was a kiss.
622
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,350
And when was this?
623
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,380
Tuesday afternoon.
624
00:29:24,390 --> 00:29:27,170
- And you're positive it was davis?
- Yes.
625
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,630
Well,thank you for that.
626
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,960
I-I know it couldn't have
beeeasy. I'll go get us that wine.
627
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,430
That went well.
628
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,800
mia,would you grab some glasses?
629
00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:46,210
Juliet?
630
00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:48,950
Say something.
631
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,790
What's there to say?
632
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:54,590
My husband... steps out on me.
633
00:29:55,490 --> 00:29:57,320
You knew?
634
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,830
About cilla grey? No.
635
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,210
That's kind of a nasty wrinkle.
636
00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:05,490
It's always been an
out-of-town sort of thing.
637
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,170
Would you mind?
638
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,430
How can you stay with him?
639
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,280
Do not judge me.
640
00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:15,760
When you've been with someone,anyone,a man,a
woman, a pet for 15 years,then we will talk.
641
00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:18,430
You do not get to judge me.
642
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,600
I'm not excusing him
643
00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:35,080
but look at what-what a man gives up
to be with one of us
644
00:30:35,090 --> 00:30:37,180
we make more money. we rise higher
645
00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:42,320
we take up more space. we are as far from the idea
of a wife he grew up with as is possible to be
646
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:45,390
and still wear his ring and go by his last name
647
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,700
Don't gey me wrong. I hate it
648
00:30:56,950 --> 00:31:02,050
But I hate the alternative more
649
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:07,280
I don't want to be a single mother, a blind date
a third wheel
650
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,710
I love having someone to come home to
to go to parties
651
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,830
and do the postmortems with, to plan holidays for
652
00:31:24,690 --> 00:31:28,070
So there it is
653
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,720
The secret to my happy marrige
but kids don't try this at home
654
00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:37,060
We love you
655
00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:38,870
I know you do
656
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,730
- I'm sorry if i...
- You didn't
657
00:31:45,950 --> 00:31:47,590
Now about that dress
658
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,670
You don't like it
659
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,770
I do, but given the circumstances
660
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:56,270
Meybe something a little more brave
661
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,650
wow Look at you
662
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:48,620
Zoe Mia Caitlin great to see you
663
00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:50,620
- Davis Hi
- Hello
664
00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:52,680
Hi Em...
665
00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,150
How long is this thing
666
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,470
Not long
667
00:32:56,700 --> 00:33:00,650
Hey Em you look nice.listen why don't you pretend
your mom as one of your best friends
668
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:01,500
Just for tonight
669
00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:04,700
A friend has been a little down
and could you do some cheering up
670
00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:06,440
you think you could do that
671
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,160
I guess
672
00:33:08,170 --> 00:33:10,490
Great come on
673
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,960
The woman we honor tonight can truely
be called a force of nature
674
00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:22,530
She's as warm as a june afternoon
675
00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:29,330
as inspiring as a mountain view
and as anyone who is trying to say no to her in a contest
676
00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:33,730
she can be as fierce and unrelenting as a hurricane
677
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,970
I know about Cilla Grey
678
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,630
I am so sorry.
679
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,430
Someone we know,where we live.
680
00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:52,470
It's over as of right now.
681
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,880
It sure as hell better be.
682
00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:00,930
what can I do? Just tell me what to do.
683
00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:05,130
You know what you can do,davis?
684
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,090
Take a good look around
at all our friends. Go on.
685
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,390
Okay.
686
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:21,420
Now you won't know
when,and you won't know who,
687
00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:23,720
but I'm going to take
one of them as my lover,
688
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:27,510
and I'm ing to do things with
him that would curl your toes.
689
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:33,310
And then I'm going to end it,and you
and I can start over with a clean slate.
690
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,280
Ladies and gentlemen,juliet draper.
691
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:56,810
And while I am honored to be up here,
692
00:34:56,820 --> 00:35:01,460
it's really all of you who gave so
generously we're also honoring tonight...
693
00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:08,620
has enjoyed 100% board participation
in the annual drive,and what's more,
694
00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,990
generosity on such a
high level has enabled...
695
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,590
Us to move up the capital
campaign for new construction...
696
00:35:23,410 --> 00:35:25,740
Sorry,but no one's allowed
back in until intermission.
697
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,240
My--my daughter's
in there.
698
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,620
Sorry.
699
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,260
As I explained,after this particular...
700
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,150
I made it.
701
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,300
They offered me the job.
702
00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:37,650
yeah,they're making a decision today.
703
00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:39,720
Oh,this is him. I'll call you later.
704
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,200
ClivE.
705
00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:43,240
Congratulations,mia.
706
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,050
You're the new publisher
of barnstead media.
707
00:36:46,810 --> 00:36:48,730
I am?
708
00:36:49,430 --> 00:36:50,560
Well done.
709
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,530
Thank you,clive. Thank you very much.
710
00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:55,020
Don't celebrate too hard.
711
00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:57,220
You've got a long,hard
stretch coming up.
712
00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:58,810
I won'T.
713
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,810
If you see jack before I do,.
714
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,960
I'm in my office.
715
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,490
Yes! Yes!
716
00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:11,790
so how'd jack take it?
717
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,750
what are you gonna say when you see him?
718
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,460
Oh,here he is. I'll call you back.
719
00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:19,370
Congratulations.
720
00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:21,160
You mean it?
721
00:37:21,170 --> 00:37:22,830
Of course I do.
722
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,990
I took the liberty of
expensing this to your account.
723
00:37:28,010 --> 00:37:29,640
thank you.
724
00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:35,760
So where have you been?
725
00:37:35,770 --> 00:37:37,480
Just walking around.
726
00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:42,010
The way you nailed pell yesterday,wasn't
hard to see the writing on the wall.
727
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,090
Well,nothing you
wouldn't have done,right?
728
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:46,720
I guess.
729
00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:51,220
- I'm gonna take the team out for a last lunch.
- Okay.
730
00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:53,730
So I'll see you later?
731
00:37:57,780 --> 00:37:59,990
Jack,what's going on?
732
00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:02,860
I can'T.
733
00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:05,400
I-I can't do it,mia.
734
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:07,540
Do what?
735
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:15,150
I'm sorr I thought I'd win.
736
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,500
You'd be disappointed.
737
00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:20,260
You'd throw yourself into looking
for a place or planning the wedding,
738
00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:25,400
but now that it's reversed,I
can't see my place in it.
739
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:28,590
I don't understand
why you're doing this.
740
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,940
The truth is...
741
00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:34,950
I'm gonna want someone to come home to.
742
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:40,130
I'm gonna want kids,and we're
just moving in opposite directions.
743
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:43,010
No. I want those things,too.
744
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,590
But not as much as you want to win.
745
00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:49,520
it's not winning without you.
746
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,620
I'm sorry,mia.
747
00:39:14,430 --> 00:39:16,150
okay. I have to tell
you something,ladies.
748
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,580
Um,you're not gonna believe
who I kissed the other night.
749
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,830
Mia got the job,and jack called it off.
750
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,390
oh,my god. I'm so sorry.
751
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,200
And screw him.
752
00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,340
well,not anymore.
753
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:31,900
he even took the ring back?
754
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:34,180
No,I put it
in my desk.I--
755
00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:37,610
am I allowed to say
congratulations? You won.
756
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,120
Well,I got the job.
757
00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:41,380
Whether I won or not,I'm not so sure.
758
00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:44,150
That whole having it all
thing? I think it's a crock.
759
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,080
Oh,heads up.
760
00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:47,440
You know how it is,cilla.
761
00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:50,200
I mean,the--the board doesn't have to
give you a reason for turning you down.
762
00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:53,940
Well,next time,could we find something
I can fall in love with and actually buy?
763
00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:55,430
Well,s--of
course.
764
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,730
Two for my table.
765
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,180
I'm sorry,ms.Grey. I've
got nothing down for you.
766
00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:04,500
But I'm that table right over...
767
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,520
heads up.
768
00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:13,500
- here she comes.
- Here we go.
769
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,830
The cashmere
mafia--
770
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,550
that's what they call you,you know.
771
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,110
Really?
772
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,670
You don't wanna know
what I know about you.
773
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,520
And you don't wanna know what
I know about you. Careful there.
774
00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:35,610
See you around the campus,girls.
775
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,020
Can we just change the
subject l the way around?
776
00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:42,350
Oh,my god. Who did you kiss?
777
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,920
- Yeah.
- Oh,no,no,no,no,no.
778
00:40:43,930 --> 00:40:46,030
No,later,I promise.
779
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,490
What did you say to davis last night?
780
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,910
He looked like he swallowed an eel.
781
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,460
I told him that I
would be taking a lover.
782
00:40:52,610 --> 00:40:54,910
Do you think you could
really go through with that?
783
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,820
Most of me hopes I can,part
of me hopes I can'T.
784
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,290
I do love davis,you know.
785
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,320
champagne,ladies?
786
00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:02,300
Ah,perfect.
787
00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:03,500
Oh,great.
788
00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,120
thank you.
789
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,300
To friends in high places.
790
00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:10,050
Cheers.
791
00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:16,830
I don't know what I would
do without you,girls.
792
00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:23,100
I really don'T.
793
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,450
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
794
00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:29,040
Okay,let's review options.
795
00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:30,600
He's gotta be single.
796
00:41:31,430 --> 00:41:33,330
Over 5'9" and under 210.
797
00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:34,250
Hair? You want hair?
798
00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:36,090
Oh,hair's good. And hot.
799
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,650
Definitely hot.
800
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,950
You know,I almost hate to say this.
801
00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:42,220
This is gonna be fun.