[Bagpipes playing]
[Croaking]
[Giggling]
>> Hello, and welcome to my
Madhouse of Merriment where our
motto is: Safety first.
That's why I'm taking my spanner
to the whatsit on the
thingamajigger to show that--
[Screaming]
Tight as a drum.
Now how can I increase the
velocity?
[Croaking]
[Giggling]
Ooh.
Excellent torque!
And, oh, feel that G-force!
[Croaking]
It won't be hard on me bottom.
Although the braking factor does
require a wee bit more research!
But overall...
it's fairly safe, right,
Socrates?
[Croaking rapidly]
♪
♪ So today we're gonna
♪ Take the time to show you
♪ The br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Only thing you oughta
♪ Know, you really gotta
♪ See the br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
♪
♪ We're gonna show you why
♪ There's more than
meets the eye ♪
♪ The br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Only thing you oughta
♪ Know, you really gotta
♪ See the br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom
♪
>> Ah, pillows.
Plump and soft.
Was there ever a more
fascinating topic?
♪
[Creaking]
[Snickering]
[Screaming]
>> Gotcha!
I am good.
[Gasping]
That was great!
[Giggling]
>> MR. WHITE: Boo Boo!
>> Your behaviour causes us much
consternation of the ticked off
variety.
>> Which is why we're
requesting a little chat with
you.
>> Y-yeah, sure, Mr. White.
>> So get your bottom in the
boat, posthaste.
>> Right away, Mr. White.
[Chuckling nervously]
>> It's come to the family's
attention that you've been
slacking off, Boo Boo.
>> Yeah, playing pranks when you
oughta be making with the scary
stuff.
>> As in less taunt more haunt.
>> Heh-heh, good one, Mr. White.
>> MR. WHITE: Thank you,
Mr. White.
>> But I scare people all the
time.
Take Scaredy Bat for instance.
I got him scared out of his
wings.
>> Big deal.
That bat's scared of his own
shadow.
>> Ah!
>> We are aware the prank habit
can be hard to break.
>> That's why the family is
sending you to the Apparition
Rehabilitation Station.
>> Translation: The Prank Tank.
>> Come again?
>> The Prank Tank is where you
go to kick the pranking habit.
>> What?!
But I love pranking.
>> Suit yourself, but it's
either the prank tank or we pack
you and your ectoplasm outta
here.
>> Away from my friends?
>> We prefer to call them "Haunt
Victims."
But yeah.
[Gasping]
Far, far away.
>> I promise, no more pranks.
I'm so over the prank thing.
[Chuckling nervously]
[Teeth chattering]
>> Poor Scaredy.
Boo Boo really loves pranking
you.
>> Indeed.
But why must I be the foil for
his tricks?
>> Maybe it's because you always
fall for them.
Next time, try laughing it off
instead.
>> Oh.
Do you really think so?
>> Absolutely.
The key is: Always remain calm.
>> Okay, I will be as cool as a
cucumber no matter what befalls
me.
Ohm.
[Buzzing]
Hmm, I am not scared.
In fact, I am laughing.
Yes, ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Buzzing]
No, not a bit nervous.
>> Good going, Scaredy.
You even sound calmer.
[Suppressing nervous laughter]
[Harp music playing]
>> MAN: Part 1: Pranking.
>> Darn you, Peter Pranky and
your propitious pranks.
[Snickering]
>> MAN: Nobody likes a prankster
and nobody liked Peter Pranky.
But nothing could stop
Peter Pranky from pranking.
He ended up a shunned outcast
living in a cave with nothing
but vermin for company.
[Burping]
[Sobbing]
Boys and girls, don't let
pranking ruin your life like it
ruined Peter Pranky's.
[Laughing]
>> You gettin' the drift,
Boo Boo?
>> Great movie.
Well, I'm cured.
Relax, Boo Boo, we're just
getting warmed up.
[Groaning]
>> Boo Boo's next prank could
come at any time.
So keep your eyes peeled.
>> P-peeled?
>> Oh, Scaredy.
[Screaming]
Scaredy, it's just Misery in a
mud pack.
Staying calm, remember?
Giving yourself a facial,
Misery?
>> No.
>> Oh.
[Rattling]
Skull Boy, it's beautiful.
>> Thanks.
My model of the great pyramids
is made entirely of empty
bottles of lime cordial.
>> Really?
Oooh!
Ah!
>> Careful, the slightest motion
could topple the whole thing.
[Gulping]
Ah.
Refreshing.
Voila, my masterpiece is
complete.
>> Bravo, the Valley of the
Kings truly is a masterpiece.
>> Hey, that's great, Scaredy.
You've relaxed and stopped
worrying about Boo Boo and his
pranking.
>> I forgot.
Is he here?
>> Let go, please!
My masterpiece.
>> Oh, no!
[Sighing]
That was a close one.
See, Scaredy?
Nothing to be afraid of.
[Loud burping]
[Rattling]
[Screaming]
[Door slamming]
>> Oh, no!
I've scared poor Scaredy out of
his wits.
I'm such a lout.
>> You just burped.
No big deal.
>> Yes, it is.
That was so rude.
Can you ever forgive me, Ruby?
>> Don't worry about me, but
your masterpiece took it kind of
hard.
>> Oh, that doesn't matter.
What matters is my repulsive
behaviour.
From now on, I'm going to be the
politest skeleton alive.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm
off to bone up on etiquette.
>> Whoa!
>> And in conclusion, I
apologize sincerely for my
earlier behaviour.
>> Oh, no problem, I--
>> It was, uh...
Let's see.
"Chapter 6: How to Apologize."
Inexcusable.
Please accept this token of my
steam.
>> Hmm?
>> I mean, this token of my
esteem.
>> Ah!
>> "Chapter 8: Fear of the
Unknown: Section 2: Presents.
Presents are usually good things
and there is no need to fear
them."
Hmm, okay then.
Ooh, crumpets.
My favourite.
[Knocking on door]
Ah!
>> Hey, Skull Boy, where's
Scaredy?
>> Well, I'm loathed to
embarrass the gentleman, but...
>> It's no use.
I'm destined to be a timid Tom
all my life.
>> No, you're not.
What you need is a coach.
>> A coach?
>> Sure, with a little
encouragement, I can whip you--
>> Whip me?!
[Screaming]
>> Uh, it's just an expression.
>> MAN: And that concludes our
integrated multi-platformed 246
part series entitled Awake the
Boo Within.
[Clicking]
>> Okay, next phase: Temptation.
Let's see if you have truly
kicked the habit here.
[Groaning]
Observe, a bucket over the door.
A phone smeared with shoe
polish.
And a chair with one leg
removed.
It is a veritable pranker's
paradise.
>> If you're into that sort of
thing.
[Knocking]
>> May I come in, please?
>> Sure-- I mean, no, do not...
come in.
Hey, I did it!
I can do this.
Bring it on.
[Telephone ringing]
>> Oh, gee, is that the phone I
hear?
>> No!
Yes, another point for me.
>> Boy, that was a--
>> No, no, no, no.
Woo-hoo!
Who's the ghost?
I am.
>> Kid, you just might be
prank-free after all.
You're ready to haunt.
>> Ha-ha!
>> Enjoy a refreshing soda.
On us.
>> Thanks, Mr. White.
[Both laughing]
>> Sorry, I couldn't resist.
>> Good one, Mr. White.
>> Thank you, Mr. White.
[Both laughing]
>> Ground pepper, mademoiselle?
>> Uh-oh.
Makes me...
[Sneezing]
>> Oh, allow me.
>> Ow.
>> Dessert, milady?
>> No thanks, I'm full.
>> Allow me to tempt you.
I present a mint macabre--
>> Okay, don't go for the laugh.
Time to do some scaring.
[Inhaling deeply]
Oh, but look at that setup.
It's just a prank beggin' to
happen.
>> SKULL BOY: For a gastronomic
epiphany of euphoric
proportions.
>> Huh?
>> Madam, I must insist you try
our sundae to the stars.
>> But--
>> Bon appétit.
Whoa!
[Thudding]
>> And I'll pass on the tea,
thanks.
>> Woo-ee!
The ghost still got it.
[Laughing]
>> Boo Boo, that was your last
chance, kid.
>> Sayonara, wisenheimer.
You're history.
[Clanging]
>> No!
>> Boo Boo, you have brought
dishonour to the family.
>> Please, give me another
chance.
>> Forget about it.
We tried everything.
>> Well...
there is one more thing.
>> Mr. White, you don't mean...
[Gulping]
>> We don't have a choice,
Mr. White.
Group therapy.
[Both screaming]
>> Oh, sure, a troll has to live
under a bridge.
That's original.
I could've gone to college or
been a pilot.
But no, no, no, I had to live
under a bridge.
Stupid, stupid bridge.
I don't even like bridges.
>> We got a ghost who doesn't
want to scare.
A troll who doesn't want to live
under a bridge.
And a headless horseman who'd
rather shoot hoops.
>> Oh, yeah?
You try livin' under some
dirty, smelly bridge.
Oh, I can't take it anymore I
tell ya.
I'm crackin' up.
My kingdom for a pillow.
>> Hey, don't wrinkle the
ectoplasm.
>> Oh, sorry.
Got a little carried away there.
You look good, sir, you've been
working out?
Because it shows.
Look at those obliques.
>> So what do you think,
Boo Boo?
Ready to join these guys?
>> Stupid, I don't even like
playin' bridge.
Stupid game.
What's trump?
What is trump?
I mean, come on.
>> No!
I can see the dark now.
I can scare, really scare.
Because I'm a ghost, a bona fide
ghost.
And I just realized one thing...
[Gasping]
The afterlife is too short.
[Sobbing]
>> Excellent.
I think we have what we call a
breakthrough.
We're done here.
>> Yeah.
[Sniffling]
Gee, maybe this therapy stuff
really does work, huh?
>> RUBY: Scaredy, with immersion
therapy you come face to face
with your worst fears.
And then get over them.
How's this?
Are you scared?
>> SCAREDY: No, not in the
least.
>> Whoa, congratulations.
You did it.
>> Are the lights on yet?
>> Scaredy?
[Gasping]
>> I'm afraid it's no use, Ruby.
I will never overcome my fears.
>> What if you had something to
hold on when you were afraid
like a good luck charm or a
security object?
>> A security object you say?
>> Yeah, for me it's a lucky
penny.
>> Coins frighten me.
>> What about a four-leaf
clover?
>> I am allergic.
>> A horseshoe?
>> Oh, horses are very
dangerous.
>> I got it.
What about a crumpet?
That's the one thing you're not
afraid of.
>> That is it.
With this crumpet I shall never
be afraid again.
>> Terrific.
Now it's time for the new
Scaredy to face the world.
>> Oh, the world?
The whole world?
[Groaning]
>> Okay, the next test is to sit
through a really scary story.
"It was a light and sunny day."
How are you doing?
Nervous?
>> I am fine, I think.
Keep reading, please.
[Thudding]
Not panicking, staying calm.
>> Hey, Misery, been gardening?
>> No.
[Thudding]
>> Misery, please, allow me.
[Rattling]
Abject apologies, Misery.
>> You know what?
I was not even scared of that
commotion.
>> Wow.
You're really making progress.
>> It's my wondrous crumpet!
I am ready for the next test.
>> Really?
You're ready to go outside in
the dark by yourself?
>> Yes!
Uh, alone?
Okay, as long as I have my
trusty crumpet I will not be
afraid.
>> Uh, Ruby?
>> Oh, Skull Boy.
Who knew courtesy could be such
a pain?
>> Ruby, how do I say this?
I sincerely hope you won't be
terribly offended if I wasn't
quite so courteous?
>> Honestly?
I kinda miss the old Skull Boy.
>> Really?
>> Well, as of now he's back.
>> Excellent.
>> So like, what do you think?
Is our young associate ready?
[Both screaming]
[Laughing]
>> Not too shabby, huh?
[Both laughing]
So am I a great ghost or what?
>> I gotta hand it to you, kid,
you got my sheet in a knot
there.
>> Indeed.
Your skills have well pleased
the family, Boo Boo.
Time to take him into the field.
[Wolf howling]
>> Does not frighten me in the
least.
[Owl hooting]
Not scary at all.
Oh, crumpet, you are my
salvation.
[Crow squawking]
It phases me not.
>> Well, I might as well warm up
with an easy target.
>> How about a little
prankity-prank, huh?
That'd be fun, wouldn't it?
>> Boo Boo, remember, pranking
is wrong.
Haunting is right.
>> Pranking, pranking, pranking.
>> Boo Boo, in the name of all
that's good and pure, you must
haunt.
>> Prank, prank, prank!
>> Ah, I don't know what to do.
>> RUBY: Scaredy?
>> Yes?
>> Are you okay out there?
>> Yes, as long as I have my
crumpet, I will never fear.
>> Now's your chance, Boo Boo.
>> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
>> Oh, yeah?
[Thudding]
>> Hey, Scaredy, have you seen
Doom?
>> Doom has disappeared?
Ah, crumpet, crumpet, what shall
become of us?
>> It's okay, Scare-- huh?
>> Huh?
[Screaming]
>> Excellent scaring.
Your progress is most
encouraging, young Boo Boo.
You have the family's blessing
to stay here for a while.
>> Yes!
[Laughing]
>> Don't be nervous, Scaredy.
>> Me?
Nervous?
I am not nervous in the least.
>> Hi.
[Screaming]
>> A toast to Boo Boo who passed
the test and gets to stay.
>> Yep, and there won't be
anymore pranking.
>> Oh, thank goodness.
>> Thanks.
>> Great.
>> Well, maybe once in a while.
>> We'll remember to be
frightened, right, Misery?
>> Yeah.
I mean, yes, I am frightened
now.
>> Ah!
Oh, I am fine.
>> Cheers, everyone.
What?
>> The old dribble cup gag.
Good one.
>> Huh?
>> If you could see the looks on
your faces.
[Laughing]
Oh, I am good.
>> Scaredy.
Very funny.
[Wind blowing]
>> SKULL BOY: Rapunzel,
Rapunzel, let down your long
hair.
>> MISERY: Oh, now?
I just washed it.
>> RUBY: The girl is my
prisoner.
>> SKULL BOY: But we're in love.
[Ruby snickering]
>> RUBY: Oh, really?
Well, isn't that-- ahhh!
>> SKULL BOY: Ooh!
>> RUBY: Is there a doctor in
the court?
>> SKULL BOY: Rapunzel, at long
last we can be together.
Let down your hair.
>> MISERY: Oh, all right.
All right.
>> SKULL BOY: Oh!
>> MISERY: Hey, this short hair
feels great.
Catch me, prince, I'm coming
down.
>> SKULL BOY: Okay, but--
>> MISERY: Now we can be
together forever.
>> SKULL BOY: Uh, yeah, I think
I left the tap running.
>> The tap running?
>> That's all I had.
>> You couldn't let her down
easy?
>> Well, maybe she could've let
herself down easier?
>> I was in the moment.
♪