>> "Dinner--
[Gasping]
--With Mr. White."
>> "And Mr. White."
>> Oh...
>> To make the perfect pasta
dish, it's all about the
victim-- I mean, the
ingredients.
If you wouldn't mind, Mr. White.
>> Certainly, Mr. White.
>> First, one must whack-- I
mean, chop the onion.
>> Nicely done, Mr. White.
>> Now, what's pasta without
tomatoes?
>> I don't even want to think
about it, Mr. White.
Inspiring.
[Panting]
>> Now, you mix it all up.
[Bubbling]
[Sniffing]
Poltergeist primavera a la
Whites.
>> Yum.
Time for din-din.
>> Ah!
>> That's all the time we have
for today.
Join us next week, when we make
tortellini a la terror.
>> Terror?
Oh...
♪
♪ So today were gonna
♪ Take a time to show ya
♪ The br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Only think you oughta
♪ No, you really gotta
♪ See the br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
♪
♪ We're gonna show you why
♪ There's more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ The br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Only think you oughta
♪ No, you really gotta
♪ See the br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
[Thunder crashing]
>> Ah, what a perfect day to
travel.
>> I hope you have a nice time
visiting your family, Misery.
Are you sure you've packed
enough?
>> Oh, dear, dear me!
Oh, my...
Phew...
Ooh, ooh, eee, ah, ow!
>> I should be okay.
[Bell ringing]
Oh, there's my ride.
>> FRANK: Bye-bye.
>> LEN: Goodbye.
>> SKULL BOY: Have a good time,
Misery.
[Bell ringing]
>> Sorry.
>> See you later.
>> FRANK: Have fun.
[Bell ringing]
[Birds chirping]
[Gasping]
>> What a strange phenomenon.
It is... the sun!
>> Wow, so this is what it's
like to be where it's sunny.
[Laughing]
>> Cool.
>> Yeah.
I always wanted to legitimately
wear these.
>> And I love my eggs sunny side
up.
[Sizzling]
>> This is so exciting.
Come on, guys.
Let's have some fun in the sun.
>> LEN: That is so cool.
>> Oh, my...
>> Cannonball!
Woo-hoo!
>> Ouch, ouch, ooh, ooh.
Oh dear, oh dear.
Ow, ooh, ow, ooh.
>> Woo-hoo!
[Both gasping]
[Both yelling]
>> Oh no!
They're overdone!
[Gasping]
>> Oh no!
It's getting too hot.
Okay, everybody.
We better get inside and quick.
Go, go, go!
[All panting]
>> There... we'll be safe in
here.
>> Yeah, this should be good.
>> Phew...
Oh dear!
[Sizzling]
>> Oh no!
We need to go farther down.
>> Well, I was going to say, but
I did not want to spoil the
party.
>> But where can we go that's
dark, damp and the furthest away
from any daylight known to man?
>> ALL: Misery's room!
>> Uh, guys?
>> FRANK: Oh man--
>> LEN: What a nightmare.
[Shivering]
>> It's cold, it's dark--
>> It's perfect.
>> Oh, how long must we stay
here?
I'm so hungry and I didn't get
breakfast.
>> Hmm... if only we could
somehow look outside, to see if
the sun's going away.
>> Hmm... hmm... hmm...
A-ha!
I need everyone to give me
everything they've got on them.
>> Whoa, Skull Boy.
Don't you want to wait until
we're dead first, before you
take our stuff?
>> Unless, we're dead now.
>> In which case, we won't be
needing this stuff.
>> I just need a few objects and
a mirror, and I can create a
periscope, like on a submarine.
>> That's ingenious, Skull Boy.
>> Thanks, but credit has to go
to my family.
I think I might be related to a
long line of action heroes.
How else would I know how to
build a periscope?
[Voice deepening:]
Or talk like this?
>> Ooh, my.
>> See?
With this action hero voice,
everyone listens up.
>> I know.
I couldn't not listen.
[In regular voice:]
>> Thanks, Ruby.
Okay, everyone, please give me
what you can.
I mean--
[In deeper voice:]
Come on, people!
Give me the goods!
[Crashing]
[Squeaking]
>> It was a phase.
I'm over it now.
>> Great!
All I need now is a mirror!
[Humming]
>> My mirror?
But I shan't be able to check my
beak without it.
But, I suppose I could make this
sacrifice for the greater good.
♪
[Drill whirring]
>> Ah...
>> ALL: Ooh...
>> Okay, now I just look through
here.
Be prepared, boys and girls.
Mr. Sun isn't going anywhere.
>> Wow, good action hero line.
[In regular voice:]
>> Really?
Thanks.
It just came to me off the top
of my head.
>> Something's just not right
ever since Misery left.
>> You're right, Frank.
She's left and it's not right.
Unlike us, I'm left and you're
right.
Unless we're looking in a mirror
and then I guess I'm right and
you're left, right?
[Sighing]
>> Oh, Misery...
You know, it's not the same
without her.
She adds her own-- how shall I
say it?
[Gasping]
Unique touch.
>> You're right, Scaredy.
Remember your birthday last
year, when she helped you get
all your wishes?
Come on, Scaredy.
Make a wish.
[Thunder rumbling]
>> This is your lucky day.
[Buzzing]
>> Oh, I love mosquitoes.
>> RUBY: And remember that great
fireworks display last New
Years?
>> It's not starting, Frank.
>> Hello.
[Thunder rumbling]
[Fireworks whistling]
>> Whoa, you're good, Frank.
[Thunder rumbling]
Okay, you can turn the lights
off now, Frank.
>> RUBY: And don't forget the
time Misery helped Poe find his
lost keys.
>> Oh, drat.
[Hiccupping]
[Wind blowing]
[Yelling]
>> Found them!
Whoa!
>> Well, you got to admit, she
certainly has had an influence.
>> Yeah.
This time she took a storm
system with her when she left.
>> Right!
>> But she's got so many
relatives all over the map, how
will we find her?
[In deeper voice:]
>> Do not fear!
I have an idea!
Look!
[Radio static sounding]
>> Great idea, Skull Boy.
If we listen to some tunes, it
will help us relax and think of
an idea.
>> SOUTHERN WOMAN: In the
weather today, a big old storm
is moving towards us in the
south.
Golly, it's coming right to our
station!
Oh!
>> Misery's visiting her family
in the south.
>> Hmm...
We'll just have to follow the
storms and we'll find her.
>> We just need someone who can
fly, someone who can use natural
navigational abilities to go
south.
>> Who, me?
Alone out there?
Oh, I don't really do the long
haul flights.
Sorry.
Bad jet lag, you know?
>> Come on, Poe.
We need you.
You're the only one who can do
it.
>> All right!
[Clearing throat]
If I don't return in half an
hour, please do not fret.
Just remember me well, friends.
A tribute in my honour, if you
must.
Perhaps a song, a park--
>> ALL: Go!
>> Yes, yes.
[Panting]
Phew...
I'm spent!
[Sighing]
>> Hmm...
Anyone have any other ideas?
[Ticking]
>> MALE REPORTER And every
autumn, the furry, grey rodent
burrows down.
[Radio static sounding]
>> RUSSIAN ACCENTED MAN: Storm
moving north, coming towards
us.
[Yelling]
[Static sounding]
>> But what happened to the
furry, grey rodent?
>> REPORTER: ...where he stores
his nuts and berries for the
long, long winter.
>> God speed, furry, grey
rodent.
[Clinking]
>> Oh, what are we going to do?
>> We just have to stay calm and
think of some way to travel
north.
>> Yes, but how?
[Clinking]
Poe, can you please stop that
banging?
[Rumbling and cracking]
>> Got it!
[Crashing]
Um, pickle anyone?
>> Poe, I think you solved the
problem.
It's the underground cave
system.
We'll spelunk our way north.
>> But how do we find our way
around?
>> Are you kidding?
My ancestors are used to being
chased through eighteen
different countries in a day, by
camel.
I can handle it.
>> I'll go with you.
Two heads are better than one.
>> Can't argue with that logic.
Right, Len?
>> Right.
[In deeper voice:]
>> Ready to risk life and limb,
Ruby.
>> As ready as I'll ever be,
Skull Boy.
We'll come back-- ow!
[In regular voice:]
...soon.
[In deeper voice:]
And we'll be bringing Misery
with us!
[Chuckling]
[Playing harmonica]
>> I can't take it anymore.
I've got to get out of here!
How long have we been down here
now?
How long?!
>> Well, let's see.
Add six, carry the two, minus
the four... 23.
>> 23 days?!
>> Minutes, 23 minutes.
>> Oh, the agony!
23 minutes of my life and
without sustenance.
>> Luckily, Skull Boy knows what
he's doing.
>> Yeah.
He and Ruby have probably found
Misery by now.
>> Sure is quiet down here.
>> Yeah.
Bet we can make great echoes.
Hello!
[Voice echoing]
Cool.
Have a go, Skull Boy.
[In deeper voice:]
Hello!
>> GIRL'S VOICE: Hello?
[Voice echoing]
[Clearing throat]
>> I must have a frog in my
throat.
Let me try again.
[In deeper voice:]
Anyone there?
>> GIRL: Yeah.
Anyone there?
>> Hey, I know that voice.
>> Hi, guys.
What you doing?
>> We're trying to find Misery
to bring back the rain, so we
can get rid of the sun, so we
can go outside again.
>> Oh really?
Whoa!
[Splatting]
I'm good.
>> Great!
Let's see where we are.
[Gasping]
[In regular voice:]
I'm sorry, Ruby.
But Mr. Buns is still out there.
>> Oh no!
We have to save him.
[In deeper voice:]
>> I'll go.
It's in my job description!
[In regular voice:]
The action hero job description.
>> Got it.
♪
Thanks, Skull Boy.
>> Uh, sure.
>> Hey guys, shouldn't we keep
moving?
>> Um--
>> Great!
I'll lead the way.
This way.
[Hard rock playing]
♪ We're stuck in this place
♪ Oh man, you gotta
give me some space ♪
♪ In my shoes, now
♪ I need lace
♪ Hey, look I got
♪ Dirt on my face
[Squawking]
♪ Boy, Len that is
♪ Such a disgrace
[Panting]
>> Oh!
Well, Misery certainly likes to
be prepared.
Ooh, I've got it!
I know what we can do!
>> Good.
We'd better do it fast, before
they get to the chorus.
>> So, we pretend we're Misery
and trick Mother Nature into
bringing rain?
>> Yes.
Okay, let's be Misery.
[Clearing throat]
Hello, everybody, hello.
Look at me, over here.
Down here, yes.
I am Misery, with my rain hat
on.
Why?
Because it rains wherever I go.
>> Ow...
>> Nope, nothing.
Poe?
[Clearing throat]
>> Oh, forsooth, this particular
bad luck I seem to have, as
Misery, my namesake, the person
who I am, is quite, quite, um--
line?
[Sizzling]
>> Ow.
>> Ow!
[Gasping]
>> That is good acting, guys.
I feel your misery.
>> Hot!
>> Ow, that's hot!
>> Ah!
[Panting]
>> I sure hope Skull Boy and
Ruby are having better luck.
>> Woo-hoo!
[Crashing]
I hit a wall.
[Crashing]
>> I don't think the wall liked
it.
[Rumbling]
>> ALL: Help!
Help!
>> Oh, dear.
>> Indeed.
[Groaning]
>> Bummer.
[Sniffing]
>> I miss Misery.
[Sighing]
>> Me too.
[In deeper voice:]
>> There doesn't seem to be a
way out!
>> We're doomed.
>> There must be something we
can do.
>> Yeah, we can make the most of
the time we have.
Wee!
>> In action hero movies, now
would be the time when the
heroes are really honest with
their feelings.
Skull Boy, I have to tell you
something.
[In regular voice:]
>> What's that, Ruby?
>> Skull Boy, I really--
>> IRIS: Hey guys, look.
>> Not now, Iris.
Skull Boy, I just think you're
so--
>> Come on, guys.
>> Okay, in a minute, Iris.
Skull Boy, what I mean to say
is--
>> Don't cry, Ruby.
>> I'm not crying.
>> Really, Ruby, it'll be oaky.
>> Rain, it's leaking through.
>> MISERY: Goodbye, Auntie
Morose.
>> It's Misery.
She's right above us.
>> Yeah, it's good old Misery.
She's brought the rain.
[Rumbling]
>> That's not all she brought!
>> ALL: Mud slide!
Run!
[Yelling]
>> Where's The Nature Channel?
>> MALE REPORTER Big storm
heading for Gloomsville.
>> ALL: Gloomsville?
>> That's what I said,
Gloomsville.
[Thunder crashing]
>> Which must mean--
>> ALL: Misery!
>> Um, thanks.
What's going on?
[Springs bouncing]
>> RUBY: We missed you, that's
what.
>> Hi, Misery.
>> Whoa!
Have you guys done anything
different?
You look good.
Why is everybody acting weird?
>> We're just glad you're back.
>> Remind me to go away more
often.
[All gasping]
>> ALL: No!
>> Uh, okay.
I won't then.
[Thunder crashing]
>> So, Ruby, what were you going
to say to me in the cave?
You know, before the rain came.
>> Yeah, what?
>> Ah, a perfect evening.
[Thunder crashing]
>> Oh, let's save that story for
another sunny day.
>> ANNOUNCER: "The Sunlight
Sphere."
[Crashing]
[Clearing throat]
>> You're about to enter another
dimension of the mind, a journey
into the bright, unexplored
territories of The Sunlight
Sphere.
Meet Scardey Bat.
A bat who, on a normal day,
would enjoy his hammock and bag
of mosquitoes.
But today, he's not going to be
able to do that.
[Buzzing]
>> Uh, I'm not?
>> You're not.
I mean--
[Clearing throat]
-- he's not, because he's soon
going to be entering The
Sunlight Sphere.
[Buzzing]
Oh, he may be reading a book
now, but in just a moment, Mr.
Scaredy Bat will experience a
strange phenomenon that can only
be found in The Sunlight Sphere.
[Buzzing]
Oh, you may think this little
bat is--
>> Okay, okay!
I give up.
>> Here, a simple walk back to
the house in frustration, may
actually be a walk to The
Sunlight Sphere.
Well, this house may look like
an ordinary house to you or I,
but in just one moment...
I'm sure in just one moment,
something will happen!
Please?
Oh, come on!
Give me something here!
Anything?
♪