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"The Skull Boy Show."

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With special guest, Doom Kitty.

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Doom Kitty, I'm sure many

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viewers out there are wanting to

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ask you this very important

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question: doesn't it drive you

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crazy when people don't

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understand what you're trying to

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say?

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Doom says, "Can you give my

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chair a push, please?"

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Fascinating.

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[Chair squeaking]

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Ah!

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On the afternoon of March 7th,

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after a long and, by all

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accounts, restful nap, you

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coughed up a fur ball.

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Was this a sign of your inner

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turmoil over the recent loss of

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your favourite rubber ball?

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Perhaps you have another

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question which doesn't involve

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fur balls?

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Okay, yes.

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The final question.

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Doom Kitty, what would you say

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is the secret to your success?

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[Chair squeaking]

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"Never stop rocking.

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Oh, and good friends."

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Thanks, Doom.

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Same here.

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Wise advice.

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And that's all the time we have

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for today.

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Join me next week, when my guest

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is noted Gloomsville wing nut,

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Cashew Crow.

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[Organ music playing]

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And we're out.

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That was fun, Skull Boy.

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Thanks a lot, guys.

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See you.

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Now to try a little of Doom's

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philosophy.

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[Chair squeaking]

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[Laughing]

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Whee!

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Whoa!

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Hey, how do you stop this thing?

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Hello?

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Guys?

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Doom, how does this thing work?

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♪

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♪ So today we're gonna

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♪ Take the time to show you

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♪ The br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Only think you oughta

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♪ No, you really gotta

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♪ See the br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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♪

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♪ We're gonna show you why

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♪ There's more than

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meets the eye ♪

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♪ The br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Only think you oughta

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♪ No, you really gotta

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♪ See the br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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SKULL BOY: Ladies and

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gentlemen!

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Tonight, you will witness a

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daring feat of spectacular

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stupefication.

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The Great Gilbert, a flea of no

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small renown and star of the

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Gloomsville travelling flea

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circus, will jump from trapeze

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to trapeze for the very first

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time.

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Ready?

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One, two, go.

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That's it.

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VOICE: No!

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That's not it.

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[Ghastly screaming and sobbing]

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[Shouting indistinctly]

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Yes, I know it's not your fault.

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I'll see what that noise is

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about.

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[Screaming and sobs continuous]

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VOICE: No!

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Cool.

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Yikes.

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Uh-oh.

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It's all over!

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Venus, what's wrong?

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VENUS: My voice, my voice!

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I cannot find my voice!

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I know where it is, Venus.

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Where, where?

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Coming out of your mouth.

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No, no, no, no.

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My writing voice.

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Although good guess.

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The deadline for the screenplay

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writing contest is in two days,

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and I haven't written a word.

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It's okay, Venus.

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I'm sure we can help you find

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your writing voice.

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Right, guys?

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Oops.

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Sorry.

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At least you still have the

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paper.

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Exactly, Misery.

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Now we just have to inspire

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Venus to write a great

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screenplay.

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Wow.

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Venus, a real writer.

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Seems like only yesterday you

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got your speaking voice.

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Listen carefully, Venus.

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This record will teach you to

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speak perfect English, okay?

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I won't be long.

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[Whistling]

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Hi yo Squig, away!

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MAN, OVER RECORD:  Learning to

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speak perfect English with a

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perfect accent.

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Lesson one...

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And it was only yesterday you

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developed your own distinct

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personality.

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It was this tall and that wide,

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and it walked like this.

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And it jumped like this.

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[All laughing]

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Yup, seems like only yesterday.

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I believe that was this

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morning.

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[Sighing]

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They sprout so fast.

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Okay, enough of the

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embarrassing stories, please.

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Yes.

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Time to write new ones, right,

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Venus?

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And I've got the solution.

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What, what, what?

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We bring in another voice to

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help you find your writing

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voice.

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I beg your pardon?

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One of us sits with you while

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you write.

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BOTH: That's a great idea,

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Ruby.

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[Laughing]

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BOTH: Oh, oh, oh!

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Okay, you guys go first.

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All right!

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Yeah!

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Killer.

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First you better tell us what

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you have so far.

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Yeah, lead the way, oh

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plantiful one.

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[Laughing]

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Good one, Frank.

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What'd I say?

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[Clearing throat]

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VENUS: It's a gushy romance

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starring a girl named Ella.

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Hi.

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Who is the most fabulous girl

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in the universe.

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Aw.

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FRANK: Who loves to rock.

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[Rock music playing]

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VENUS: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Guys, guys, guys!

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[Clearing throat]

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The idea, I must tell it to you

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first, sillies.

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It's the night of the big prom,

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and poor Ella, she is locked up

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like a prisoner in her own home.

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Forbidden to go by her mean

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step-sisters, Edgarina and

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Allana.

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Then, poof.

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It's her fairy godmother in the

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very flesh.

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Ow.

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She wants Ella to go to the

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dance, but not looking like

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that.

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So she needed more poof.

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Ella becomes a beautiful

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princess.

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Cool.

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Thanks, godmother.

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Fairy godmother.

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Oh.

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VENUS: Ahem!

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Oh!

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Sorry.

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Whoops.

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VENUS: Her luxury coach and

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driver await her.

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But before she goes, her fairy

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godmother warns her.

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Be back by midnight, or else.

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Okay, let's go.

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I think I'd better get my

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eyes checked.

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Ah!

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[Body thudding]

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Ow.

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[Playing jazzy music]

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VENUS: Everybody's there,

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especially the boy currently

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known as Prince.

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And when Ella comes in, he goes

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goo-goo eyed.

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Wow.

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But, oh, look at the time.

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CUCKOO: Five to.

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Five to.

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Five to.

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VENUS: It's almost midnight.

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But I just got here.

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[Venus sighing]

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Very well.

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You may have a short visit, but

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make it snappy.

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Okay.

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Ella vamooses, but one of her

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glass slippers, it does not

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vamoose.

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But the prince picks it up.

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Uh, now what?

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The next day, without rest or

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a shower or even a change of

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clothing.

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Hey.

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Oh, well, maybe a little

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freshening up.

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[Skull Boy screaming]

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[Crashing]

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He goes in search of the girl

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who fits the slipper.

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Will he find her?

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I don't know.

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Will she find him?

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Beats me.

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Will the fairy godmother poof

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again?

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Great.

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Oh, it's all so romantic.

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So, what do you think?

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Be honest, I can take it.

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Yeah, despite its own little

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twists and turns, and a stellar

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cast, it's sort of been done.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, I see.

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Interesting.

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Will you excuse me, please?

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BOTH: Of course.

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[Humming]

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No!

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[Chandelier tinkling]

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That's it, that's it.

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That's not it.

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[Shouting indistinctly]

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VENUS: Please leave me be.

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I need to be alone.

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Hey, Venus, it's okay.

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Your story just needs a little

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juicing, that's all.

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And that's where we come in.

296
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:41,727
Okay, imagine this: Ella's

297
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,294
moping around.

298
00:10:43,337 --> 00:10:45,818
I mean, mopping around.

299
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,341
Oh.

300
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,516
When all of a sudden her

301
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,562
fairy godmother shows up.

302
00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:53,434
Only, her fairy godmother turns

303
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,046
out to be Oglug of the planet

304
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,569
Immoculus.

305
00:10:57,612 --> 00:10:59,702
[Sighing]

306
00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:01,529
LEN: Yeah, and she can only

307
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,314
speak in her native tongue of

308
00:11:03,357 --> 00:11:05,403
Immoculish.

309
00:11:05,446 --> 00:11:08,754
[Speaking gibberish]

310
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,321
Sorry.

311
00:11:10,364 --> 00:11:12,236
Maybe if you clear your throat?

312
00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:13,846
Okay.

313
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,719
[Clearing throat]

314
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,332
[Speaking gibberish]

315
00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:24,901
Oh, much better.

316
00:11:24,944 --> 00:11:27,033
FRANK: And, instead of glass

317
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:30,167
slippers, she gives Ella, uh...

318
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,606
She gives Ella, uh...

319
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:36,651
That's it.

320
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,088
Killer.

321
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,654
FRANK: A pair of cool, new

322
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,179
Immoculean wow-wow boots.

323
00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:45,791
Okay.

324
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,228
LEN: Ella puts them on and,

325
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,273
yeah!

326
00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:52,276
[Ruby screaming]

327
00:11:52,319 --> 00:11:54,452
She falls around and just barely

328
00:11:54,495 --> 00:11:55,496
misses...

329
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,369
Uh...

330
00:11:58,412 --> 00:11:59,457
FRANK: The handsome

331
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,503
superheroes Frank Man and Len

332
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,376
Boy.

333
00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:06,812
Ah!

334
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:07,987
FRANK: Who are out on their

335
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,467
rounds, keeping the universe

336
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,817
safe for all human, vegetable

337
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,601
and mineral kind.

338
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,212
VENUS: What?

339
00:12:15,255 --> 00:12:16,430
Timeout.

340
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,388
Superheroes?

341
00:12:17,431 --> 00:12:18,911
Fairy godmother from outer

342
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,086
space?

343
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,914
Rocket-powered footwear?

344
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,829
This is all science fiction.

345
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,222
Exactly.

346
00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:27,746
But where is the love, the

347
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:31,010
romance, the smoochy-smoochy?

348
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,359
No offence, guys.

349
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,144
I just don't think your story

350
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,841
works for me.

351
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,060
[Both sighing]

352
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:39,714
Oh, but don't get me wrong.

353
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,542
Frank Man and Len Boy do have a

354
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:44,154
certain something.

355
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,242
Stop the presses.

356
00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:46,504
I've got the perfect idea for

357
00:12:46,547 --> 00:12:47,679
you, Venus.

358
00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:48,723
Yes, yes?

359
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,073
Picture this.

360
00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:52,031
Friday night at the Gloomsville

361
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,206
Cabaret.

362
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,381
The joint, as it were, is

363
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,166
jumping, so to speak.

364
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,515
Swinging [so on and so forth] to

365
00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:59,299
the sounds of the Doom Kitty 5,

366
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,258
minus three, plus one.

367
00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:04,304
[Band playing upbeat jazz music]

368
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,655
When all of a sudden from the

369
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,527
heavens descends a fellow of

370
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,659
impeccable fellowosity.

371
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,228
Major General Poe.

372
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,535
And once he touches down, the

373
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:19,842
story really sets sail.

374
00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,321
♪ I am a major general

375
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,670
♪ I have the hat and boot

376
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,802
to prove ♪

377
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,803
♪ I rhyme in time

378
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,891
and time my rhyme ♪

379
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,066
♪ In order to amuse

380
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,242
♪ Or use

381
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,504
I...

382
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,941
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

383
00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:34,639
Sorry, but "use"?

384
00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,902
Poetic license?

385
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,164
[Chuckling]

386
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,296
Just got it renewed last month.

387
00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:40,863
Poe, I love it, except for

388
00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:43,039
two itsy-bitsy things:

389
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:45,998
The singing and the rest of it.

390
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,479
I can work with that.

391
00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:50,785
[Chiming]

392
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,265
Oh, no!

393
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,919
Time is running out!

394
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,704
Time is running out!

395
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,272
You might want to step back.

396
00:14:01,535 --> 00:14:04,147
No!

397
00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:14,244
VENUS: No!

398
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,202
[Chandelier tinkling]

399
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,207
Frank and Len here, Venus.

400
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,340
We got fresh water for you.

401
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:26,691
With the sugar cube inside.

402
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,301
Go away.

403
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,564
Venus, it is I, Poe, with a

404
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:31,914
bucket of Gloomsville

405
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:34,003
scrumpdelicious fertilizer.

406
00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:35,439
[Venus sniffing]

407
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:36,919
I'm not hungry.

408
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:38,877
Hey, Venus, look who's here.

409
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,183
Skull Boy.

410
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,314
I'm sure he's got lots of great

411
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,881
ideas to help you.

412
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,056
Hey, Venus.

413
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,188
I'd love to help.

414
00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:46,319
Really?

415
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,364
Sure, what do you have so

416
00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:48,278
far?

417
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,410
Well, okay, it's a gushy

418
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,238
romance about a girl named Ella.

419
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,413
Hi.

420
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,328
Who loved to rock!

421
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,026
[Rock music playing]

422
00:14:57,069 --> 00:14:58,592
Yeah!

423
00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,767
VENUS: Her ugly step-sisters

424
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,247
lock her in the prison.

425
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,771
MISERY: And who saves her?

426
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,773
VENUS: Her godmother.

427
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,384
MISERY: Excuse me?

428
00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:10,343
VENUS: Her fairy godmother.

429
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,041
The one with the bucket on

430
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,216
her head.

431
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,392
VENUS: And the kooky accent.

432
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:18,395
[Speaking gibberish]

433
00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:20,440
FRANK: What?

434
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,399
LEN: It's Immoculish.

435
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,618
Then the major general sings.

436
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,185
♪ I am a major general

437
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,447
♪ I have a hat and boot

438
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,709
And Ella gets her

439
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,624
rocket-powered wow-wow boots.

440
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,757
[Screaming]

441
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,325
Duty calls for Frank Man...

442
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:39,242
And Len Boy.

443
00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:41,592
Ah!

444
00:15:41,635 --> 00:15:43,855
[Speaking gibberish]

445
00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:45,683
[All screaming]

446
00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:47,380
The ship is aflame!

447
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,991
My feet are hot.

448
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:51,080
It is a disaster!

449
00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:52,516
[Sobbing]

450
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:53,952
Hanky?

451
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,563
It's not so bad, Venus.

452
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,261
Your story just needs some good

453
00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,523
old-fashioned grounding.

454
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,612
Here's the setup, sweetheart.

455
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,528
That's me over there.

456
00:16:04,571 --> 00:16:06,486
I go by the welcome mat of Skull

457
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,271
Spade.

458
00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:09,750
It was Tuesday, and I was in a

459
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,839
real pickle.

460
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,189
Sure, I'd been down for the

461
00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:14,364
count and up to my ears and over

462
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,714
a barrel before, but never like

463
00:16:16,757 --> 00:16:18,194
this.

464
00:16:18,237 --> 00:16:20,283
I needed to find that doll face,

465
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,198
and quick.

466
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,156
And all I had to go on was this

467
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,462
glass slipper.

468
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:26,941
Like that's easy.

469
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,291
I had to find the foot that fit

470
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:29,379
the slipper, and the girl that

471
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,336
owned the foot, before I found

472
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,685
that I couldn't live without

473
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,860
finding the foot belonging to

474
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:33,905
the girl with the foot that fit

475
00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:35,211
the slipper.

476
00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:36,516
But first I had to figure out

477
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,997
what I just said.

478
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,086
Okay, I love your dark and

479
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,480
shadowy style, Skull Boy.

480
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:45,612
But my story needs light and

481
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,050
colour.

482
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:51,879
That's what I'm talking about.

483
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,185
Too bright.

484
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,752
I'm out of here.

485
00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:56,058
Gilbert, get ready for the

486
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,624
aerial loop in five...

487
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,843
Wait, maybe we can work

488
00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:00,192
something out.

489
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,411
What do you think?

490
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,630
Oh, no!

491
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,328
The contest deadline is

492
00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:06,372
tomorrow.

493
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,244
What am I going to do?

494
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:09,854
What am I going to do?

495
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:11,334
Oh, what am I--?

496
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:12,378
Hey, Venus.

497
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,814
Ruby?

498
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,469
But where am I?

499
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,297
You're now in my version of

500
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,603
your story.

501
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:20,691
Huh?

502
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:21,648
I say.

503
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,649
Freaky.

504
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:23,650
Cool.

505
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:24,651
It's a little different, and

506
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,089
goes something like this.

507
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:32,833
It's a beautiful, gloomy day.

508
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,967
What a beautiful, gloomy day.

509
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,143
And Venus, you feel great

510
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,362
about your story.

511
00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:42,060
I feel great about my story.

512
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,280
You slip a piece of paper in

513
00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:45,411
the typewriter.

514
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,804
Hold it!

515
00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:48,893
Perhaps I should step out of the

516
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,677
room for this part.

517
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,157
Thanks, Misery.

518
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,376
I think I'll just slip this

519
00:17:53,419 --> 00:17:54,681
piece of paper in the

520
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,379
typewriter.

521
00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,598
And you start writing.

522
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,078
Fade in.

523
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,384
Interior.

524
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:02,559
Jungle.

525
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:04,735
Day.

526
00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:08,086
[Laughing]

527
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:19,141
♪

528
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,277
And they lived happily ever

529
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,583
after.

530
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:29,238
The end.

531
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,417
[Clearing throat]

532
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:37,159
No!

533
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,989
RUBY: Venus.

534
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,295
[Laughing]

535
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,644
Surprise.

536
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:45,776
I'd just like to announce that

537
00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:47,256
I've finished my screenplay, and

538
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:50,389
it is amazing.

539
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,176
And that's my version.

540
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,221
You relax, have fun and write.

541
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,657
What do you think?

542
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,181
I love it.

543
00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:01,487
Okay, scoot so I can relax, have

544
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,794
fun and write.

545
00:19:03,837 --> 00:19:05,230
[Cracking knuckles]

546
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,754
Now, how does that start again?

547
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:10,322
It's a beautiful gloomy day.

548
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,976
Way to go, Ruby.

549
00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:13,717
You helped Venus find her voice.

550
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,501
RUBY: Yeah, but if it wasn't

551
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,416
for you, Iris, she wouldn't even

552
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,765
have a voice.

553
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,941
Wow, that seedling's really

554
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,856
typing up a storm in there.

555
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:23,988
[Laughing]

556
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,946
Yeah, good old Venus.

557
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,252
Always has to do everything

558
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,471
fast.

559
00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:29,689
I wonder where she gets that

560
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:30,951
from.

561
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,388
Well, who's in the mood for a

562
00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:33,476
bungee jump?

563
00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:34,651
Whoa!

564
00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:36,653
[Crashing]

565
00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:38,872
Uh, I'm good.

566
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,792
SKULL BOY: Cut!

567
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,011
VENUS: What?

568
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,795
No!

569
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:52,103
More emotion, please!

570
00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:53,409
[Sighing]

571
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:54,845
More emotion.

572
00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:57,151
And action!

573
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,458
Hey, Venus, what's going on?

574
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,852
It's so exciting.

575
00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:03,288
Skull Boy is directing my

576
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,465
screenplay, a romantic comedy:

577
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,467
Sleeveless in Gloomsville.

578
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,469
Oh, my little seedling's

579
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,254
really sprouted.

580
00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,386
Mr. Director, they need to be

581
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,520
smouldering with passion.

582
00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:19,522
Okay, can you be more, uh,

583
00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:21,915
smouldering with passion,

584
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,308
Gilbert?

585
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,571
[Grumbling]

586
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,273
Yes, yes.

587
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:32,317
[Gasping]

588
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,014
Yes, yes!

589
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,494
The aerial hoop loop-de-loop.

590
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,669
You did it.

591
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,628
Way to go, Gilbert.

592
00:20:40,412 --> 00:20:41,544
See?

593
00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,285
There is a method to my madness

594
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:44,851
after all, yes?

595
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,070
Yes.

596
00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:47,419
Moving on to the love scene

597
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,681
between our two big stars.

598
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,684
Now in this scene, you are

599
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,686
smouldering with passion.

600
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,992
Feel it.

601
00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:56,298
I want you to feel it.

602
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:57,429
Ready?

603
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,301
Action.

604
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,477
Oh, very nice.

605
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,392
Very nice.

606
00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:04,480
Ha!

607
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:06,525
That boy's got talent.

608
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,706
IRIS: Whee!

609
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:18,145
Tip number one: When flying your

610
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,930
Squig, always wear safety

611
00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:22,802
goggles, because you never know

612
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:25,152
what you'll face in the air.

613
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,937
[Gasping]

614
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,896
Like a whipped cream mountain.

615
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,158
Mmm.

616
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,422
Tip number two: Always point

617
00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:34,771
your Squig in the right

618
00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:36,903
direction.

619
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,470
Whoo-hoo!

620
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:39,428
Uh-oh.

621
00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:42,387
This is the wrong direction!

622
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,346
Ah!

623
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,350
And finally, tip number three:

624
00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:50,743
Never, but never jump off a

625
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:54,007
moving Squig unless you want to

626
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:56,314
have even more fun.

627
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,360
Whee!

628
00:21:58,403 --> 00:21:59,361
Oh!

629
00:21:59,404 --> 00:22:01,014
And you already worked it out

630
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,276
with your Squig.

631
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,236
Hi yo Squig, away!

632
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:16,508
♪