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[Blowing]

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♪

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♪ Whilst I was walking along

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one day ♪

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♪ A voice from afar began to say

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♪ "Beware, beware, you are

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quite lost ♪

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♪ The breadcrumbs you

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cast look just like the frost ♪

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♪

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♪ "The only hope for finding

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your way, is to stand on one

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foot and do as I say ♪

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♪ "Croak like a toad and hop

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like a ninny, talk like a horse

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and give a big whinny" ♪

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[Whinnying]

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♪ "Run like the wind, at the

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oak, hang a right, but hurry or

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else you'’ll get quite a fright ♪

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♪ "The bats will not harm you,

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I told them '’Let pass,' ♪

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♪ The ghouls are a problem, best

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watch your--" ♪

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Um, bottom.

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♪

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♪ "The stakes are quite high

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because, as you know ♪

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♪ If you'’re late for dinner,

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you'’re eating crow ♪

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[Clapping]

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[Rumbling]

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[Poe screaming]

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Oh, what was it, again?

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While-- whilst-- something with

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"whinny."

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♪

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♪ So today we'’re gonna

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take the time to show you ♪

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♪ The br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Only thing you oughta know,

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you really gotta ♪

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♪ See the br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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♪

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♪ We'’re gonna show you why ♪

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♪ There'’s more than

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meets the eye ♪

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♪ The br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Only thing you oughta know,

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you really gotta ♪

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♪ See the br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ♪

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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom

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♪

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[Screaming]

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[Creaking]

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But I can'’t open that door!

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Who knows what evil lurks

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behind it!

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Who cares?

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Open it!

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Who cares?

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I'’m gonna open it!

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[Creaking]

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[Ominous music playing]

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Oh, boy, I can'’t believe what

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I'’m seeing!

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It'’s a-- it's--

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RUBY: Yes?

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Yes?

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[Sighing]

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Doom.

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'’Twas the strangest thing

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I'’ve ever seen.

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It all makes sense now, all the

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clues gathered over this very

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long period of time has led us

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to this startling conclusion.

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Who would have ever thought the

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murderer was--?

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[Ruby groaning]

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Doom!

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And that climactic episode

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concludes our 26-part series.

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Oh, Doom.

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[Giggling]

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You really are a mischievous

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kitty, aren'’t you?

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♪

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MISERY: Don'’t worry, Marie

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Antoinette, your neck won'’t be

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cold for long.

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Doom?

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[Guitar riffing]

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LEN: Hey, cut it out!

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Look, I didn'’t mess with your

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tuning pegs, okay?

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Well, someone messed with

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'’em.

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If it wasn'’t you, who was it?

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Well, how should I know?

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Huh?

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RUBY: Of course Doom'’s okay,

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Iris, she'’s being playful.

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But she keeps teasing Squig

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and he'’s afraid to land near the

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house.

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[Teeth chattering]

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Doom'’s just being a cat.

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[Crashing]

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Sounds like the cat'’s

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rearranging the furniture again.

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[Furniture dragging]

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RUBY: Um--

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Perfect!

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I need to sweep under there,

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anyway.

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♪

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See what I mean?

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A cat.

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Midnight snack, anyone?

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♪

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Aaah!

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Mo-o-o-oan!

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I'’m scary!

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So very frightening!

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Nothin'’?

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Wait, I got more.

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Boo!

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[Clearing throat]

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Boo!

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Check this out.

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[Babbling]

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♪

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We meet again, Boo Boo.

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> Mr. White here isn'’t happy

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with your progress, or lack

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thereof.

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Thank you, Mr. White.

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Sadly, Boo Boo, you are an

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embarrassment to the ghost

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family.

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You gotta give me another

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chance, I really want to make

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ghost.

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Please!

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He'’s cute when he's pleading

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for his afterlife, ain'’t he?

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Adorable.

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[Laughing]

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BOO BOO: B-- b-- This is a

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tough gig!

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I can'’t even go through walls

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yet!

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You gotta scare someone, see?

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One scare and you go through

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walls.

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Capisce?

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Sure is cute, though.

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WHITE: Yeah.

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[Ghosts laughing]

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I'’m not cute.

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I hate cute.

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IRIS: See?

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There'’s something up with her.

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RUBY: Nonsense.

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You want to go inside the

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closet, Doom?

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Nothing wrong with that.

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MISERY: Hm, let'’s see.

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You were attacked by a pack of

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rabid wolverines and dragged

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into their closet-like lair.

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Could happen.

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Doom is simply saying there

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are people in the closet.

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Right, Doom?

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Oh.

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Besides us?

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Right now?

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Okay.

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Yeah, okay, Doom.

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Of course there are people in

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here.

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I believe you.

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Obviously, Doom needs help.

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So that'’s when I realized you

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should never put your

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carnivorous pets in the same

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pen.

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Then, when I was six--

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RUBY: Okay, thanks, Misery--

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For sharing, but this group

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session is meant to help Doom.

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In  How to Care for Your Doom

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Kitty in 33 Steps or Less, step

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one is, and I quote, "Listen

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carefully to avoid

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misunderstandings."

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[Crying]

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I'’m sorry, Frank.

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I didn'’t mean to misunderstand

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you earlier.

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No, it-- it was my fault.

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I dismissed your whole tuning

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pegs thing.

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I should'’ve taken an interest.

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I love you, man.

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LEN: Yeah, me too, man.

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Come here.

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RUBY: Guys!

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We'’re here for Doom, remember?

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♪

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Poor Doom!

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She really is having a nervous

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breakdown.

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Nervous breakdowns, nervous

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breakdowns.

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♪

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Whoa, Doom!

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It'’s okay, calm down.

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FRANK: Hey, maybe it'’s

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something otherworldly.

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I heard cats have a fifth sense

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and can see things we can'’t.

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Frank, please.

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You'’re upsetting, Doom.

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Besides, we all have five

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senses.

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Whoa.

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So, we can see otherworldly

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things, too?

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[Gasping]

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Who are you and why are you

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here?

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Hey, brainiac, I'’m over here.

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Boo!

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Nope, nothing.

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Let'’s check out the other

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rooms.

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Oh, Doom, don'’t worry.

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We'’ll figure this out.

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Let'’s see, "Finding your inner

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kitten."

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I definitely feel a presence

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here.

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Yeah!

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It'’s colder.

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[Screaming]

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My late aunt used an Ouija

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board to call out ghosts.

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What happened, something

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heinous?

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MISERY: Yes.

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One day she pulled the Ouija

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board out of the cupboard.

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And?

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And it fell on top of her

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head, may she rest in peace.

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It was a heavy board.

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Hey, maybe we need one of

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those boards to draw the ghost

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out.

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Yeah!

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Beware--!

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Of the cupboard.

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[Rattling]

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Are you sure, uh, you'’re-not-

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bonkers-but-it'’s-okay-if-you-are

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party is gonna work, Ruby?

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Well, what would be better

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than a calm sit-down dinner with

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friends?

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We can even use my most

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prized possession, my great-

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great-really-great-grandmother'’s

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tablecloth.

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The only thing salvaged from the

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Great Fire of London.

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Lo!

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A light in the darkness!

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Methinks that is too much

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light!

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Verily.

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Uh, okay.

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00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:43,987
Who are you and why are you

292
00:11:44,022 --> 00:11:45,989
here?

293
00:11:46,024 --> 00:11:47,335
I'’m not getting anything.

294
00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,336
You sure we have the right

295
00:11:48,371 --> 00:11:51,374
board, Frank?

296
00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:53,514
[Sighing]

297
00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:54,515
[Shattering]

298
00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:55,896
Back to the drawing board.

299
00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:56,931
Hey!

300
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,969
Drawing board, that'’s it.

301
00:12:04,076 --> 00:12:06,009
[Car engine running]

302
00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:07,010
Nice to make your

303
00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:08,011
acquaintance.

304
00:12:08,046 --> 00:12:11,049
[Trembling]

305
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,918
This house is weird.

306
00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:20,817
Nothing fazes them.

307
00:12:20,852 --> 00:12:22,301
Mr. White is not impressed.

308
00:12:22,336 --> 00:12:23,820
I'’ll take it from here, Mr.

309
00:12:23,855 --> 00:12:24,959
White.

310
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,134
Drastic times call for drastic

311
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:29,446
measures.

312
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:31,034
Mr. White, you'’re not gonna--

313
00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:33,243
It appears I have no choice.

314
00:12:33,278 --> 00:12:34,831
You'’re going back to ghost

315
00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:36,971
school.

316
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,490
[Gasping]

317
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,527
BOO BOO: No!

318
00:12:45,152 --> 00:12:47,948
[Doom trembling]

319
00:12:47,982 --> 00:12:48,949
[Doom whimpering]

320
00:12:48,983 --> 00:12:49,950
What'’s the matter, Doom?

321
00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:50,951
You look like you'’ve seen a

322
00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:52,953
ghost.

323
00:12:52,987 --> 00:12:54,886
Of course!

324
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,267
Iris, you are so smart!

325
00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,441
I am?

326
00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,236
Doom'’s not bonkers at all,

327
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:03,411
it'’s just a ghost in the house.

328
00:13:03,446 --> 00:13:05,517
Oh, I can'’t wait to meet him.

329
00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:13,870
♪

330
00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:16,493
[Ruby groaning]

331
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:18,530
I'’m okay.

332
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:26,296
♪

333
00:13:27,297 --> 00:13:29,299
Look, ectoplasm!

334
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:40,310
♪

335
00:13:47,939 --> 00:13:49,009
Whoops.

336
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:51,045
Too strong.

337
00:13:52,046 --> 00:14:02,056
♪

338
00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:06,854
GRAMOPHONE:  Simply lower your

339
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,304
voice three deadly octaves,

340
00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:10,030
like so.

341
00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:14,137
Boo-oo-oo!

342
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:17,037
Mo-o-o-oan!

343
00:14:17,071 --> 00:14:18,486
Remember to vary your terror

344
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:20,592
up with a few sharp shrieks of

345
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,043
pain, such as this.

346
00:14:23,077 --> 00:14:26,080
[Screaming]

347
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:31,223
Shri-i-i-iek!

348
00:14:32,776 --> 00:14:35,848
[Coughing]

349
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:36,953
[Sighing]

350
00:14:36,988 --> 00:14:38,990
I hate ghost school.

351
00:14:39,991 --> 00:14:45,997
♪

352
00:14:56,662 --> 00:15:00,183
RUBY: That must be him.

353
00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,358
Well, I sure hope this ghost

354
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:03,946
doesn'’t show up at the big

355
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,983
dinner tonight and scare us.

356
00:15:07,018 --> 00:15:08,881
Yeah, '’cause that would be

357
00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:11,367
the perfect opportunity to scare

358
00:15:11,401 --> 00:15:14,853
us, at the dinner party.

359
00:15:14,887 --> 00:15:18,029
RUBY: Tonight at 8:00.

360
00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:19,858
Come as you are.

361
00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:22,102
[Boo chuckling]

362
00:15:22,136 --> 00:15:23,517
Are you sure our ghouls-just-

363
00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:24,932
want-to-have-fun party'’s gonna

364
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:25,933
work?

365
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,521
Of course, Iris.

366
00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:29,247
What better way to make our new

367
00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,007
guests feel at home than a nice

368
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,008
dinner?

369
00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:33,078
Good point.

370
00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:34,873
And we can draw the ghost out

371
00:15:34,907 --> 00:15:36,875
with this eerie breadboard.

372
00:15:36,909 --> 00:15:38,049
Hey, watch it!

373
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,878
That'’s my antique tablecloth

374
00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,432
from my great-great-great-great-

375
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,433
great--

376
00:15:43,468 --> 00:15:44,434
Grandmother'’s.

377
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:45,884
Yeah, we got that.

378
00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:47,886
[Clinking]

379
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,060
Okay, everybody.

380
00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:50,923
Let'’s make the new ghost feel at

381
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:51,924
home.

382
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,271
That way, maybe he won'’t

383
00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:56,308
terrorize Doom so much.

384
00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:07,423
♪

385
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,394
[Gasping]

386
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:15,086
Are you saying this ghost was

387
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,604
trying to scare everyone but it

388
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:19,124
wasn'’t working?

389
00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:22,541
How frustrating for him.

390
00:16:22,576 --> 00:16:23,887
I know what to do.

391
00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,028
Just follow my lead.

392
00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:28,996
What a lovely table, Misery!

393
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,480
Thanks.

394
00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:33,483
Uh, Ruby.

395
00:16:33,518 --> 00:16:36,003
Gloom.

396
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,522
It'’s so great to have

397
00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:38,557
everyone--

398
00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:40,525
[Deliberate screaming]

399
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,768
A ghost!

400
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:45,909
Over there!

401
00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:47,152
What do you know?

402
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:48,222
[Gasping]

403
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,568
A ghost!

404
00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:51,777
Yes, the ghost in here is

405
00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:54,263
extremely frightful.

406
00:16:54,297 --> 00:16:55,712
Really, where is it?

407
00:16:55,747 --> 00:16:57,369
Aah!

408
00:16:57,404 --> 00:16:59,992
I am an ugly, horrifying

409
00:17:00,027 --> 00:17:01,304
creature.

410
00:17:01,339 --> 00:17:02,581
[Deep breathing]

411
00:17:02,616 --> 00:17:06,171
Okay, knock '’em dead.

412
00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,172
Boo.

413
00:17:07,207 --> 00:17:09,381
[Screaming]

414
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,142
[Coughing]

415
00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:12,453
Moan.

416
00:17:12,488 --> 00:17:15,491
[Screaming]

417
00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:22,256
Whoa, this stuff is gold.

418
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,294
I must be a ghost.

419
00:17:28,918 --> 00:17:29,884
Huh?

420
00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:30,885
I don'’t get it.

421
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,646
I'’m killin' in here.

422
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,683
[Continued screaming]

423
00:17:37,685 --> 00:17:38,652
WHITE: You have to

424
00:17:38,686 --> 00:17:40,550
technically cause the scare in

425
00:17:40,585 --> 00:17:42,483
some way.

426
00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:44,002
Why couldn'’t I have got some

427
00:17:44,036 --> 00:17:45,003
kid afraid of the boogieman

428
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:46,246
first time out?

429
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,214
This gig is death.

430
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:50,974
No one said it would be easy,

431
00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:53,045
but like I says, all you need is

432
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,633
one scare and you go through

433
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:55,945
walls.

434
00:17:55,979 --> 00:17:57,671
Yeah, and you'’ll be seen by

435
00:17:57,705 --> 00:17:59,604
more than just cats, psychics,

436
00:17:59,638 --> 00:18:01,330
and that nutty guy on the street

437
00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:02,365
corner.

438
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,540
[Slurping]

439
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:05,541
WHITE: Now, get out there,

440
00:18:05,575 --> 00:18:06,507
kid.

441
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:09,545
You'’re blocking my sun.

442
00:18:10,546 --> 00:18:12,755
That was inspiring, Mr.

443
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:13,756
White.

444
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:16,862
Thank you, Mr. White.

445
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:21,350
[Kids groaning]

446
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,628
RUBY: I'’m so scared.

447
00:18:23,662 --> 00:18:26,113
Really, really-- [Yawning]

448
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,425
-- scared.

449
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:29,081
Hold the breadboard up high,

450
00:18:29,116 --> 00:18:30,290
man.

451
00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:31,808
Okay, but are you sure this

452
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:32,913
is working?

453
00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,673
I still don'’t see a ghost.

454
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:36,710
Who are you and why are you

455
00:18:36,744 --> 00:18:38,436
here?

456
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,473
BOO BOO: Mo-o-o-oan.

457
00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:46,029
Nope, nothing.

458
00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:55,522
Hey, there he is.

459
00:18:55,556 --> 00:18:57,213
There'’s the ghost.

460
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:58,352
Aaaah!

461
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,734
Where?

462
00:19:00,768 --> 00:19:03,737
Ow.

463
00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:06,636
He'’s so cute!

464
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:07,672
No, no, no, no!

465
00:19:07,706 --> 00:19:10,951
Not cute, terrifying.

466
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,953
[Howling]

467
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:17,268
[Screaming]

468
00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:19,822
MISERY: Not my great-great-

469
00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:23,929
really-great-grandmother'’s

470
00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:26,967
tablecloth!

471
00:19:29,763 --> 00:19:33,215
[Gasping]

472
00:19:33,249 --> 00:19:36,218
Well, isn'’t this awkward.

473
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,810
Hey, wait a minute.

474
00:19:42,845 --> 00:19:44,260
I must be--

475
00:19:44,295 --> 00:19:45,917
Could it be true?

476
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,919
I made ghost?

477
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,403
Well, technically, that whole

478
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,441
scary tablecloth bit was mine.

479
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,066
I'’m a ghost!

480
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,241
I'’m a ghost!

481
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:01,243
I'’m a ghost!

482
00:20:02,313 --> 00:20:04,142
♪

483
00:20:04,176 --> 00:20:05,592
Congratulations!

484
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:06,834
He'’s a ghost.

485
00:20:06,869 --> 00:20:09,941
KIDS: Yay!

486
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,391
I'’m gonna go tell Mr. White

487
00:20:11,425 --> 00:20:14,428
and Mr. White.

488
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,466
[Giggling]

489
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:26,233
♪

490
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,476
Stay tuned for this week'’s

491
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,926
chilling episode of "Cooking

492
00:20:29,961 --> 00:20:34,034
with Dorothy."

493
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,449
See?

494
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,209
Doom'’s not crazy at all.

495
00:20:37,244 --> 00:20:39,281
She'’s just being a cat.

496
00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:40,351
Boo!

497
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:41,593
Hey, Boo Boo.

498
00:20:41,628 --> 00:20:43,215
Yep, I'’m glad everything's back

499
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,734
to normal.

500
00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:46,633
Boo.

501
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,186
Oh, hiya, Boo Boo.

502
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,809
Yeah, goes to show you.

503
00:20:50,844 --> 00:20:52,190
There'’s no problem you can't

504
00:20:52,224 --> 00:20:55,227
solve.

505
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,028
RUBY: Ruby'’s blooper reel.

506
00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:07,274
[Footsteps racing]

507
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,276
DIRECTOR: And action.

508
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,279
Who are you and why are you--

509
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,487
Line.

510
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,523
Here.

511
00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:16,041
No, I'’m not supposed to be

512
00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:18,630
there, I'’m supposed to be here.

513
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:20,322
I know my blocking, Len.

514
00:21:20,356 --> 00:21:22,047
I was at rehearsal.

515
00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,532
No, "here."

516
00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:25,154
"Why are you here?"

517
00:21:25,188 --> 00:21:27,052
Len, I'’m here because I'm

518
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:28,468
saying my line.

519
00:21:28,502 --> 00:21:30,953
Sheesh.

520
00:21:30,987 --> 00:21:33,473
DIRECTOR: Frank and Len, Take

521
00:21:33,507 --> 00:21:36,372
342.

522
00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:39,375
And action.

523
00:21:40,825 --> 00:21:42,965
Okay, line!

524
00:21:42,999 --> 00:21:44,725
"Who are you and--"

525
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,107
Man, this business has really

526
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:50,144
got to you.

527
00:21:51,422 --> 00:21:53,769
DIRECTOR: And action.

528
00:21:53,803 --> 00:21:54,942
Are you sure, uh,

529
00:21:54,977 --> 00:21:58,221
you'’re-not-bonky party-- bonko--

530
00:21:58,256 --> 00:22:00,741
you'’re-not-honkers party--?

531
00:22:00,776 --> 00:22:03,468
[Laughing]

532
00:22:03,503 --> 00:22:06,264
Sorry, mister director.

533
00:22:08,439 --> 00:22:18,449
♪