FRANK AND LEN: Gloomsville
Cooks with Frank and Len!
[Rock chord playing]
Hey, Gloomsville!
Are you ready to cook?
Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"
Yeah!
Right on.
Today, we'’re going to show you
how to whip up our number one
hit meal: Frank--
And beans!
Len, I am going to put frank
and beans in this pot.
I can'’t believe it's that
easy!
Yeah, it is.
[Can rattling]
Now, Len, do you know what the
most important ingredient in
frank and beans is?
Hmm.
Frank?
What?
I'’m guessing.
Is frank the most important
ingredient?
[Laughing]
Thanks, Len, but no.
It'’s not me.
Is it beans?
No!
The most important ingredient is
the music!
Yeah!
[Rock music blaring]
♪
[Feedback blaring]
You see?
It'’s all about the music.
Yeah.
All about the music.
Yum!
♪
♪ So today were gonna
♪ Take a time to show ya
♪ The br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Only think you oughta
♪ No, you really gotta
♪ See the br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
♪
♪ We'’re gonna show you why ♪
♪ There'’s more
than meets the eye ♪
♪ The br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Only think you oughta
♪ No, you really gotta
♪ See the br-br-bright side
of the dark side ♪
♪ Ruby Gloom, Ruby Gloom
♪
[Boinging]
[Crashing]
[Boinging]
[Boinging continuing]
Hey, cool!
Oh, hi, Iris.
[Laughing]
Look at these great springs I
found!
Want to see how high I can get
in them?
Huh, do ya?
Okay, here goes!
Don'’t you just love it?
Iris is always trying to have
more fun.
Enough is never enough for her.
Whee!
Fun!
Okay, this time I'’m going to
touch the ceiling.
Don'’t you agree, Doom?
About Iris?
[Boinging]
I knew you would.
IRIS: Touched it!
Uh-oh.
[Crashing]
Hey, so did you!
[Crashing]
IRIS: Whee-hee!
Whoa.
I am now a sitting bat for a
whole manner of horrific
multi-headed, sharp-clawed
flying creatures!
Well, look on the bright
side, Scaredy.
It does open up the room.
Whoa!
Whoops!
I'’ll fix that, Scaredy.
Promise.
[Shivering]
[Crashing]
Aah!
[Alarm ringing]
Iris!
Come on!
♪
[Alarm blaring]
The horror!
[Whistle blowing loudly]
[Beeping]
Ugh, move along, little dust
bunnies.
Misery!
It'’s raining on your parade.
At least it'’s not acid rain.
Where'’s Iris?
IRIS: Yikes!
Oh, sorry, Misery!
I'’ll fix it!
Just as soon as--
I'’m done!
Promise!
Don'’t worry.
Ceilings always cause problems
for me, too.
That and walls.
Woo-hoo!
At least she'’s okay.
You don'’t mind if we turn off
the alarm, do you?
No, although I do find it
comforting.
Doom Kitty, Scaredy.
[Alarm blaring]
[Alarms stopping]
I say!
How am I expected to finish
mapping out the cosmos under
these wretched circumstances?
So, do you want to see what I'’ve
done, Ruby?
I'’d love to, Skull Boy, but
can it wait?
We'’re a bit busy down here.
But it'’s really, really
important!
Really!
Okay.
I'’ll be right up.
Yay!
I mean, right then, carry on.
Ha ha!
Hi, Mr. Spider!
Bye, Mr. Spider.
Woo-hoo!
[Crashing]
[Laughing]
Careful, Iris!
Maybe you should take a break?
IRIS: It'’s okay.
Just a few more jumps.
[Crashing]
[Laughing]
[Humming]
♪ La la
♪ La la la la la
♪ La la la
Ah, yes.
So glad you could make it.
Wow!
Excellent!
Behold!
My working model of the cosmos!
Remarkable, Skull Boy!
So, you really like it, huh?
Is that--
Potato chips and onion dip.
The preferred construction
materials of all top-notch
explorers.
To whom I must be related.
Chips and dip?
Isn'’t that Frank and Len's
favourite snack?
♪
[Sighing]
It'’s just not the same,
Frank.
Hey!
No double dipping!
Nothing surpasses slogging
through the muck of unchartered
territory, drawing sustenance
from one'’s raw courage and
steely resolve!
So, where are you going next?
Uh--
Going?
♪
Skull Boy, we have to move
your model!
Iris is on her way up!
Whee!
She'’s close!
♪
Here?
She'’s closer!
How about here?
She'’s--
[Crashing]
Here.
[Crashing]
[Gasping]
I never thought I'’d live to
see the night.
It'’s so beautiful.
[Crashing]
Whoa!
Oh, I'’m so sorry, Skull Boy.
[Sighing]
[Whooshing]
Oh!
Aah!
[Gasping]
Hang on, Ruby!
Ow!
Okay.
Oh, my!
Oh, dear!
SKULL BOY: Ready?
Pull!
Again!
Once more!
[Grunting]
[Panting]
That was close.
Iris sure knows how to have fun.
Enough is never enough with
her.
Yes.
Enough is never enough.
I'’m really worried.
She might hurt herself or
somebody else.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes--
Oh!
[Chuckling]
This reminds me of a story.
I once owned a hand towel, which
shall remain nameless due to a
pending lawsuit.
Anyway, one day--
That'’s it, Poe!
You'’re a genius!
Well, naturally.
What did I say?
Iris needs to discover
adventure, not just in the big
things but in the little things.
[Crashing]
IRIS: Oops!
Sorry, everybody.
I'’ll fix that, too.
Just as soon as I touch the
moon!
Woo-hoo!
We have no time to lose.
Jump on!
[Grunting]
Let us try another way.
Shall we?
Yippee!
Oh, hiya, Ruby, Poe.
Iris!
How would you like to play
something else, like pin the
tail on the dust bunny?
Okay.
See you inside.
We did it, Poe, we--
[Crashing]
Uh-oh.
Where'’s Iris?
Iris!
She'’ll bounce up any second.
Iris!
Come on.
Iris!
Yoo-hoo!
[Echoing]
Iris?
Where are you?
Somewhere down that hole is
our dear friend, Iris.
Who knows if she'’s even
alive?
Oh!
Oh, no!
Who knows if she'’s even alive?
Of course she'’s alive!
We need to rescue her.
Any ideas?
Skull Boy?
You have explorer blood in your
bones.
Um--
We could send a search party?
A party?
Yeah!
We love a good party!
Uh, guys?
Not that kind of party.
Oh.
Bummer.
Great idea, Skull Boy!
Lead the way!
Uh, me?
Hold still, Scaredy.
I can always stay behind and
say, uh, water the plants?
Your size will come in handy
getting into small, dark
crevices.
We need you down there.
I have been eating a lot
lately.
I am not as small as people
think.
Besides, we need Doom and
Misery to operate the machine.
And do not forget moi on
lookout.
Has anybody seen Frank and
Len?
Ta-da!
You never know when you'’ll
run into a talent scout.
Or girls.
[Laughing]
Yeah!
Okay, now listen up--
Uh...
Very clever, Skull Boy.
Uh, a meditative chant to clear
our minds before the mission.
Uh...
Ah!
That was refreshing.
Like a jug of hemlock.
Okay, um, everybody ready?
RUBY: Yep!
MISERY: Nope.
Good!
Doom Kitty!
Lower the rope!
♪
[Clanging]
Uh--
[Crashing]
Skull Boy, the machine!
Gotcha.
Misery!
Huh?
Find the thing-a-ma-jig and
give it a gentle one of these--
Yeah.
Find the thing-a-ma-jig and give
it a gentle--
Ah, there it is.
[Alarm blaring]
Oops.
I think I pressed the
thing-a-ma-- warning!
[Alarm blaring]
ALL: Whoa!
Whoa!
SCAREDY: Oh, dear!
ALL: Whoa!
Whoa!
SCAREDY: Oh, my!
[Alarm blaring]
Oh, what do we have here?
[All screaming]
[Screaming]
[Grunting]
Ta-da!
[Giggling]
Hey!
That mark over there looks just
like Iris'’ springs!
I see another one up ahead!
BOTH: Yeah!
What do we do, Skull Boy?
Uh--
[Clearing throat]
Walk?
I mean, follow the marks.
Good idea.
I guess I should have just
stopped touching that thing,
huh?
Coast clear!
Oh, this work is exhausting.
Is it tea time yet?
Iris!
Uh-oh.
Which way do we go now?
I see a mark!
And one over there, too!
Uh, excuse me?
Skull Boy?
You'’re thinking, if you
please--
We split up.
Ruby, Frank, Len, you go in that
direction.
Scaredy and I will go in this
direction.
Call out if you see Iris.
And good luck.
Oh!
[Gasping]
Guys, be careful!
Of course we'’ll be--
Guys?
[Screaming]
[All screaming]
Len, I just want you to know
that you'’ve been the best
brother a brother could have for
a brother.
Yeah, you--
Uh--
What you said.
[All screaming]
ALL: Again!
Are you sure you know where
you are going?
It might help if you removed
your hands from my eyes.
Whoa!
BOTH: Whoa!
[Grunting]
I say.
I--
[Growling]
Aah-- aah-- aah--
[Sneezing]
[Screaming]
I never had so much fun!
SCAREDY: Oh, my!
Oh, dear!
Are you guys all right?
That was the most trying
experience I have ever tried and
experienced!
You'’d never believe me if I
told you!
How '’bout you guys?
Oh, man, yeah.
Tough.
Yeah, very tough.
So tough we couldn'’t stop
screaming.
Now I know how Iris feels.
[Laughing]
Coast still clear!
I wonder what this doo-hickey
does.
[Machine warming up]
[Rumbling]
Oops.
Iris'’ marks seem to end here.
Fascinating!
Oh.
[Chuckling]
Oh, I want to go home!
We'’re with you there, little
bat.
We'’ve come all this way and
we haven'’t seen one talent
scout!
And my hair looks so good!
Anything yet?
Wait a sec.
Iris'’ marks are over there.
On the other side of the canyon.
But how do we get over there?
Hmm.
What would Iris do?
Uh, jump?
Oh three!
Um, could you pick a larger
number so I can work up to it,
please?
Ready?
One, two--
Three!
Aah!
Wah!
[Giggling]
[All laughing]
That was-- dare I say--
exhilarating!
[Giggling]
Look!
FRANK AND LEN: What is it?
Whoa!
Whoops.
[Screaming]
[Birds hooting]
Whoa!
[Munching]
The other side of the Earth!
Beats the dark side of the
moon.
BOTH: Oh, yeah!
There!
Look!
LEN: She'’s in danger!
We must save her!
Oh, yes, you must.
Well, is not the rule, "You
before me, except after tea?"
Well, we have no tea, so--
Oh.
Well, then again, the rule is a
bit outdated.
[Bouncing]
SKULL BOY: And-- now!
Wha!
[Splashing]
Oh, hey guys!
Glad you could make it!
Isn'’t this fun?
Fun?
Fun?!
Our near peril and nearly
certain death-- fun?
Hmm.
Well, okay.
Maybe a little.
[Chuckling]
What'’s going on?
Are you guys okay?
We got here just in the nick
of time!
After a long, scary journey
through the centre of the
Earth--
The plants were about to chow
down on you.
But we saved you!
Wow.
Thanks so much, guys.
But you really didn'’t have to.
Watch!
[Munching]
They love peppermints!
Okay.
And people.
But who am I to judge?
Iris, I think I speak for
everybody when I say you are one
special person.
But next time when you'’re having
fun, you might want to consider
that enough is enough might just
be enough.
And maybe even better than never
enough!
Uh--
Okay.
♪
Hey, Ruby, that stuff you
told Iris?
Killer.
Yeah, she seems to have taken
it to heart.
Plant watering-- not a lot of
risk in that, I should say.
And have you seen the way she
fixed the house?
Better than before!
Yep, that Iris.
She sure is something.
Wow, you are a hungry bunch!
Venus, I just fed you.
When will you learn that enough
is enough?
[Munching]
[Laughing]
RUBY: My movie hero!
♪
[Piano keys crashing]
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