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<i>NARRATOR: Following months
of high rainfall,</i>

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the river Seine begins to rise
more rapidly than normal.

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Over the course of the last week,

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<i>thousands of Parisians living nearby the
river</i>

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have already evacuated.

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<i>To continue moving throughout the city,</i>

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<i>residents travel by boat or across</i>

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<i>a series of wooden walkways
built by Parisians themselves.</i>

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<i>The water reaches a height
of 20 feet above the normal.</i>

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<i>The Eiffel Tower has wet feet.</i>

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(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Emile, hey! Over here!

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(SIGHS)

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- Let me take that.
- (GIGGLES) Thanks.

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You know, Emile, I only have one regret.

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You do? What?

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That it took you two years
to ask me for a date.

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I... I was scared you'd say no.

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Oh, Emile. I wish I had known.

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All that time wasted.

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Maud, my darling.
Don't let your mind dwell on that.

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The past is past. The future is ours.

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Nothing. Nothing can come between us
now.

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(SCREAMS)

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- (ROARS)
- (BOTH SCREAM)

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Emile!

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(CHUCKLES) It's show time! What do you
got?

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To the left! Yes, parry! To the right!

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- Whoa!
- (SCREAMS)

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It's a dragon!

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What on earth is a dragon doing in
France?

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What on earth is a dragon doing on earth?

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(SCREAMS)

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(ROARS)

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(AUDIENCE GROANS)

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(GASPS)

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Oh, no!

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(AUDIENCE JEERING)

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Okay, come on! Here it is!

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(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

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Whew.

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- Come on.
- (EXCLAIMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SIGHS)

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Hmm.

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(HUMMING)

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- (SIGHS)
- (BACKFIRING)

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(GASPS)

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(CLANGING)

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Hey. (COUGHS)

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- (GASPS)
- Hello, Raoul.

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Well, hello, Maud.
Look at you. Petite as always.

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That's a lovely dress. What is that?

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- Kind of an eggplant?
- Oh, thank you.

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Um, I think it's more of a purple.

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More of an eggplant I think.

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Is Emile in? I have something for him.

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No, I guess it is kind of an eggplant.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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- Oh. The new Melies film!
- Mmm-hmm.

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He'll be so excited, it's his idol.

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- Hey, Emile!
- Oh!

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- Hey, Raoul!
- Catch this!

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(GRUNTS)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Oh! Oh, that's embarrassing.

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(GIGGLES)

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Hey You!
"oh!

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Come on, come on. Quick.

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Okay, not looking.

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- I can't see anything now.
- Come on, come on!

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Going somewhere, Emile?

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I have to go to Barbers to buy a new belt.

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Obviously.

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Oh, no, no. A belt for my projector.

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(CHUCKLES) Since when do you put
pants on your projector?

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(LAUGHS)

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- Pants on my projector?
- Yeah, because uh... Never mind.

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Do you need a lift? It's on my route.

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Catherine is right...

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Oh! Catherine!

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(YELLS) Come on! Could you stop the...

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- (CLATTERING)
- (WOMAN GASPS)

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Sorry! Come here!

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- Come on, bad truck! Come back.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

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(STAMMERS) So, I'll see you later
at the screening?

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Yes. Uh, yes, you will.

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(STAMMERING) You know, Maud,

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I was wondering if...

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If you don't mind...

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- Uh, maybe... Maybe you would...
- Yes! Of course I would.

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You would?

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Ah, yes, yes... That!

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Well, yes, of course... I mean, thank you.

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Uh, here. Thank you, Maud.

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Um, anything else, Emile?

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Yes. Uh...

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(STAMMERING) Well, I thought perhaps
after the screening...

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Emile, buddy! Let's shake a leg.
I'm on a schedule here.

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You'll have plenty of time
to woo Maud when you're back.

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(GIGGLES)

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Bye!

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(CHURCH BELLS TOLLING)

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EMILE: Well, thank you very much, Raoul!

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Well, you're very welcome, Emile.

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Uh, for what?

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I was talking to her and you ruined it!

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You little devil, you!
Let me pinch those cheeks.

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You finally decided to ask her out, didn't
you?

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Well, no, it's so complicated.

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What's so complicated?
You ask her out, she swoons.

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She says yes, you swoon back.
Deal sealed. You're on a date.

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EMILE: It's not that simple.

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Every time I see her,

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my tongue kind of gets glued
to the top of my mouth.

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Which is why you write her a letter.

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The only thing you have to glue then
is an envelope. (GIGGLES)

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A letter.

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That's not a bad idea!

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Of course that's not a bad idea.
It's a great idea. I had it!

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- I'll help you if you want.
- I got a way with words as you know.

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EMILE: (STUTTERING) Well... I do know.

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But do you know much about love, Raoul?

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Do I... (LAUGHS)

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Oh, you are adorable. Do I know about
love?

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Do you have any idea
what they say around Paris?

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When Raoul is on the prowl,
the kitty cats all meow!

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- EMILE: Oh. That does rhyme.
- It better than rhymes, my friend.

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Hello, Madame Omelette!

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Hope you're not feeling too scrambled
today

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and you're feeling nice and over-easy.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Where... Where are my eggs?

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It's not that I don't trust you, Raoul,

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but the way you drive,
I figured it's safer to deliver the eggs

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- with a little padding.
- (CLUCKING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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(GROANS) Great!

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(SNEEZING)

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- Raoul, are you okay?
- No I'm fine, it's just...

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(SNEEZES VIOLENTLY) Allergies!

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(CONTINUES SNEEZING)

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MAN: Hey!

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- Moron!
- RAOUL: Sorry, honey!

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EMILE: You drive very fast!

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I know!

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Ever since Catherine runs on
sunflower oil, she really flies.

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Uh, speaking of flies...
Your coat. It's very itchy!

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It feels like straw.

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Straw? Are you kidding? What I paid for
this?

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(LAUGHS) Oh, Emile.

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This is genuine 100%... (SNEEZES)

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...rare!

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The flood of the century!
Commissioner's popularity sinks as...

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- As fast as the water rises!
- Uh, Raoul!

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(HORN HONKING)

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Oh! (SCREAMS)

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- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- (TYRES SCREECHING)

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Whoa!

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(CLUCKING)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(TYRES SCREECHING)

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Oh.

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Oh, no.

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(SNEEZING VIOLENTLY)

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<i>RAOUL: (SHOUTING) I hate birds!</i>

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- EMILE: Thank you, Raoul!
- Don't mention it, big man!

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See you later!

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Hey! Watch where you're going!

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(CHUCKLING)

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Here. A brand new second-hand belt.

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- Anything else?
- Uh, maybe.

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Mmm-hmm. She's a beauty, isn't she?

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Oh, yes!

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(WHISTLING)

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- What's that?
- What is that?

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That is the future!

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No, that! Is it straw?

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No. Okay. Now, back to the future.

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You see? No more blisters,
no more dirty clothes,

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no more aches and pains.

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All comfort, no effort! That's the future.

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- Okay. But what does it do?
- What does it do?

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It does...

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(SPUTTERING)

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(BOTH CHUCKLING EMBARRASSEDLY)

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(CLEARS THROAT) Well...

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- Bye-bye now! Thank you.
- Thank you.

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Uh, bye!

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(SIGHS) My camera.

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Oh, look at that!

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(LAUGHS)

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This is beautiful.

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That's... That's my camera.

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Wait! He's running away.

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Thief! (PANTING) Thief!

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Okay? Well, okay. Oh, right, right, right.

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- My camera!
- MAN: Hey, stop, thief!

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(GROANS)

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Oh, no. It's not supposed to do that.

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Huh? That's fantastic!

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(GRUNTING)

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It worked great yesterday!

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(BLOWING)

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(BLARING LOUDLY)

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Okay. Maybe if I just press...

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'(GASPS)
- Oh. Hey!

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One. Two.

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And it's supposed to do that?

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Raoul! Thank you. Thank you so much!

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You saved my life!

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- Uh, I did?
- Yes. Look.

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And three. And I meant to do that!

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Now, we are all nice and warmed up,
let's deliver those babies.

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(STAMMERING) Uh, I don't know if I can.

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It's just that I don't want to be late.

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Don't worry. We're gonna get there in a
flash.

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(RAOUL WHISTLING)

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Wow!

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RAOUL: You're gonna love the professor.
He's a real character.

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Way ahead of his time.
A real visionary. A little like myself.

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Too bad he never lets me see his work.

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Maybe he's shy?

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Yes, maybe. Professor!

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- Oh, apparently very shy!
- Hmm.

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Okay, what have we got?

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"Dear Raoul, I am in New York
for a conference.

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"Just leave the peat outside.

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"In my absence, Charles will take care of it.

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- Hmm.
- Who's Charles?

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(CHUCKLES)

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- RAOUL: Charles, come on.
- (SNIFFING)

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Oh!

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Oh! "Charles, Assistant Botanist. "

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Hello, Charles.

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Now, let's get those precious bags inside.

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We wouldn't want them to get wet.
Right, Charles?

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- (SCREECHING)
- What? Okay.

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"Well, now that you're inside,
just leave the peat at the door.

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"Whatever you do, don't... " (GRUNTS)
"... touch anything. "

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"Thank you. Good day. "

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Okay. Okay, I get it.

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The professor seems to know you pretty
well!

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Yeah. Yeah.

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(WHISTLING)

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EMILE: WOW!

253
00:11:52,797 --> 00:11:54,663
- Beautiful.
- (GRUNTING)

254
00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:58,387
Another job well done.
For peat's sake! Right?

255
00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:02,224
(LAUGHS) 'Cause it's peat!
Get it? Do you get it?

256
00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:02,909
Pete's sake?

257
00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:04,616
You're a monkey.

258
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,779
All right! Ready for a quick tour?

259
00:12:09,814 --> 00:12:12,335
But the monkey said
we weren't supposed to...

260
00:12:12,370 --> 00:12:13,783
The monkey said, come on! You could
film it!

261
00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:17,379
Imagine, Your own jungle movie!
I play the brave explorer.

262
00:12:17,414 --> 00:12:18,884
- What do you think?
- You think I could?

263
00:12:18,919 --> 00:12:20,674
(LAUGHS) You are... Yeah, of course!

264
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:21,957
(WHISPERS) Let's get to it!

265
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,620
Right. (CLEARS THROAT) We'll call him...

266
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:25,955
Let's call him Jeff,

267
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,380
with my companion Charlie

268
00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:31,648
and we're going to save the damsel
from the dark regions of the jungle.

269
00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:34,695
- (SCREECHING)
- Oh, my... Look at that monster!

270
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,644
EMILE: What kind of tree is that?

271
00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:40,201
Well, that, Emile,
it's an Extremus Gigantis Circus uh...

272
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,012
Asparagus.

273
00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,950
- (HOOTING)
- Actually, it's a sequoia.

274
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,986
If you prefer the generic name.

275
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,082
Oh, my... Look at that! it's the professor's
lab!

276
00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:59,322
Emile! Emile! Come and get a shot of me!

277
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,712
(LAUGHING ECSTATICALLY)

278
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,389
Okay! What do we got? "Do not use. "

279
00:13:06,424 --> 00:13:07,420
All right. Let's see what it does.

280
00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:10,686
- Are you filming?
- Yes, but it says do not use...

281
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:11,625
No. (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

282
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,025
Oh!

283
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,503
(COUGHING)

284
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,544
(SIGHS) Huh? Right. Okay, next.

285
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,396
How about this one? "Atomise-a-tune. "

286
00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:25,488
Atomise-a-tune. Good name!

287
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,665
"Blah blah blah...
For a more melodious voice. "

288
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,121
(SCREECHING)

289
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,707
(SINGING WITH OPERATIC VOICE)

290
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,044
(LAUGHING) That's incredible!

291
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,589
That's amazing!
Charles, you have a lovely singing voice.

292
00:13:43,624 --> 00:13:46,942
All right let's try this one.
"Super-Fertilizer. " Hmm.

293
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:46,977
"Unstable. "

294
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,725
Okay. Now all I need now is a little seed.

295
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:53,794
From this jar, here.
A tiny drop, or two. And then we wait.

296
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,542
And we continue to wait.

297
00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,651
And we wait.

298
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,891
This one's a... This one's a dud.

299
00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:05,055
- Maybe you need to water it.
- Good idea, Emile.

300
00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:05,736
(HUMMING)

301
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,938
Very disappointing, Professor.

302
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,140
Okay. Next!

303
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:19,941
RAOUL: Let's see if the old geezer invented
anything that actually works?

304
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,196
(GASPS)

305
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,255
- (SCREAMS)
- EMILE: Whoa!

306
00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:25,499
Wow!

307
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,918
(WHISPERS) Did you get that?

308
00:14:28,953 --> 00:14:31,183
<i>- L did! All of it!
- (LAUGHING)</i>

309
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:34,686
God! A sunflower that big
must produce tons of oil.

310
00:14:34,721 --> 00:14:37,075
This could cut Catherine's fuel budget by
10.

311
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:39,809
Emile, this must be my lucky day!

312
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:40,923
(WHIMPERS)

313
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,132
(CREAKING)

314
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,628
- Emile!
- (CHARLES SCREECHING)

315
00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:47,995
(GRUNTS)

316
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,310
(EXPLOSION)

317
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,617
(COUGHING)

318
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,174
Huh? What?

319
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,345
(EXCLAIMS)

320
00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:30,014
(GASPS)

321
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,011
(SCREAMING)

322
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,237
(GROANING)

323
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,919
Raoul? Raoul?

324
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,869
Raoul! Raoul, are you okay?

325
00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:52,806
(SHUDDERING)

326
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:57,189
Yeah. I think... I think the coat saved my
life.

327
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,762
Emile? Emile! I'm okay! I'm okay.

328
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,616
Oh. Good. Good.

329
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,543
(GASPS) Charles! Where is Charles?

330
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,322
Charles?

331
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,718
"Look up. "

332
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,242
Huh? Oh!

333
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,295
- (LAUGHS) Hey, Charles!
- (HOOTING)

334
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:15,821
Right, good, Charles is fine.
You're fine. I'm fine.

335
00:16:15,856 --> 00:16:17,368
The plants are fine. Everything's fine.

336
00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:17,393
(SHATTERING)

337
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,557
There. So, I think we'll be going now.
Good night.

338
00:16:20,592 --> 00:16:22,017
It's been a pleasure.

339
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,789
Raoul. Raoul?

340
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,718
You didn't see something
strange in there, did you?

341
00:16:29,753 --> 00:16:31,707
You mean besides a singing monkey,

342
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:35,576
a 50 foot sunflower
and vials of potions that almost killed us?

343
00:16:35,611 --> 00:16:37,004
No. You see anything strange?

344
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,673
(STAMMERING) You mean you didn't see
a seven foot creature

345
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,542
with big red bug eyes, four arms,
and spikes all over his body?

346
00:16:43,577 --> 00:16:43,914
(CHUCKLING)

347
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,982
Emile. I think somebody has been
watching too many movies.

348
00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:50,254
- You think?
- Yes, my friend.

349
00:16:50,289 --> 00:16:50,401
(SNEEZES)

350
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:54,970
(HORN BLARING)

351
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,517
(MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONOGRAPH)

352
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,159
(SINGING ALONG)

353
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:27,749
(SCREAMING)

354
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,582
(MAN SCREAMING)

355
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,440
(WOMAN SCREAMING)

356
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,440
MAN: With all this flooding,
what a dreadful winter...

357
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,967
- Whoops!
- CARLOTTA: Very harsh winter, yes.

358
00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,296
- But I don't complain.
- Naturally.

359
00:17:59,331 --> 00:17:59,795
- We're lucky.
- Yes, we are.

360
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,858
Uh, say, Madame Carlotta,
have you told Lucille about my songs yet?

361
00:18:03,893 --> 00:18:05,329
- (WHISPERS) Go on!
- Oh, okay.

362
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,567
- Water goes where water goes.
- Mmm-hmm?

363
00:18:08,602 --> 00:18:10,466
Who do they think I am? Moses?

364
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,673
Am I supposed to make miracles?

365
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,588
Uh, no, but perhaps some boats,

366
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,266
more walkways, shelters for
the poor, blankets...

367
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,686
Forget blankets.
What's needed here is diversion.

368
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,762
Oh, yes, perfect. We can divert the water.

369
00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:27,339
- Not water, Pate. Their minds.
- Oh.

370
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:32,254
We need to get their minds out of the wet
and onto something big.

371
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,706
Something that will wash this headline
away

372
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:39,575
and replace it with something
that will grab their imagination.

373
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,512
Uh... Like What?

374
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,262
I don't know.
Something that will have some pizzazz.

375
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,124
Something that will pop!

376
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,515
ALBERT: Whoa!

377
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,809
Give me that!

378
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,138
- What?
- Go!

379
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,182
Not my fault!

380
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,516
- (WHISPERS) Now!
- Whatever!

381
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,886
Commissioner Maynott, Captain Pate,
I trust everything is to your liking?

382
00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,361
Oh, yes, my dear Carlotta, yes.

383
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:01,231
Yes, of course it is, isn't it?

384
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,429
- One step from perfection.
- One step from... Oh!

385
00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:05,718
All that is needed now is

386
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,804
for your angel of a niece

387
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,606
to accept my invitation.

388
00:19:10,641 --> 00:19:11,591
(LAUGHS)

389
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:15,296
- With my compliments.
- Oh, Commissioner, what an honour!

390
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,730
Oh, I'm sure she will be delighted.

391
00:19:16,765 --> 00:19:17,305
(LAUGHS)

392
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,166
Oh, speak of the devil.

393
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,260
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
- Ah!

394
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:21,734
(PIANO PLAYING)

395
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,278
<i># She is resplendent</i>

396
00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:40,089
<i># So confident</i>

397
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,706
<i># La Seine, La, Seine, La Seine</i>

398
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,032
<i># I realise I'm hypnotised</i>

399
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,033
<i># La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

400
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,670
<i># I hear the moon singing a tune</i>

401
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,632
<i># "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine"</i>

402
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,413
<i># Is she divine?
Is it the wine?</i>

403
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,175
<i># La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

404
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,802
<i># I don't know, don't know</i>

405
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,841
<i># So don't ask me why
that's how we are</i>

406
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,521
<i># La Seine and I</i>

407
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,352
<i># I don't know, don't know</i>

408
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,391
<i># So don't ask me why
that's how we are</i>

409
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,364
<i># La Seine and I</i>

410
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,118
<i># I don't know, don't know</i>

411
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,235
<i># So don't ask me why
that's how we are</i>

412
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,041
<i># La Seine and I</i>

413
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,255
<i># That's how we are</i>

414
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,230
<i># La Seine and I#</i>

415
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,111
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

416
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,182
Not interested.

417
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,584
Everybody needs somebody. Even you!

418
00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:02,728
You look at the Commissioner.

419
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,222
He's successful, he's a national figure.

420
00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:07,681
- He's pompous.
- He has a medal of honour!

421
00:21:07,716 --> 00:21:09,820
- He's boring.
- People respect him.

422
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,815
He's got nice hair. Oh, I love his hair.

423
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,448
He smells good, doesn't he?

424
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:17,509
- He's attractive...
- (SIGHS) He's not my type!

425
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,144
Not your type? Okay, maybe not yet.

426
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,333
But you meet him,
you're nice, and he becomes your type.

427
00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:26,094
Perhaps you smile
that wonderful smile of yours.

428
00:21:26,129 --> 00:21:27,319
- And who knows?
- (SIGHS)

429
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,509
Come on, let me see it.

430
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,533
Ah, perfect! (LAUGHS)

431
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,046
(SIGHS)

432
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:42,322
- What a singer!
- (CHUCKLES) Mmm, and what a woman!

433
00:21:42,357 --> 00:21:44,110
What do you mean, "What a woman"?

434
00:21:44,145 --> 00:21:45,863
I'm wondering. Would you be jealous?

435
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,600
- Oh, dear!
- What?

436
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:56,885
There.

437
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,830
(EXCLAIMS)

438
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,458
- What's wrong?
- Something touched me!

439
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,929
Oh! Don't worry, dear.
It won't attack a larger animal.

440
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,806
- (HISSING)
- (CAT YOWLING)

441
00:22:12,841 --> 00:22:14,267
- (SCREAMS)
- What?

442
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,311
(SCREAMS)

443
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,589
Oh, God, no! No! Let me go!

444
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,319
(WHIMPERING)

445
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,924
- Go! Run!
- (SCREAMING)

446
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,228
Rum

447
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,514
(GROWLING)

448
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,352
Oh, horrible. Seven feet tall,

449
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,253
razor-sharp teeth.

450
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,080
Horrible.

451
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,708
- Yeah, of course. Sign here.
- Oh.

452
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,590
How's it going with that sketch?

453
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:43,280
(SIGHS)

454
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,731
- Huh? Wait. Uh...
- He's getting good, huh?

455
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,321
Let's see here.

456
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,025
What could rhyme with "great destiny"?

457
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:01,256
(CHUCKLES) Ah, yes, I know! "Me!"

458
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,156
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Come in!

459
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,135
Pate.

460
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,103
What in the world are you wearing?

461
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:11,870
It's all part of the new fitness campaign
for elite officers.

462
00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:14,759
I have agreed to lead
the Rapid Response Bicycle Unit.

463
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,351
Brilliant. Anything new?

464
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,601
Well, it's just a theory but...

465
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,583
Here is where the store window was
smashed.

466
00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:25,288
Yes.

467
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,873
- Here is where the children were traumatized.
- Okay.

468
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:32,379
Here is where the horse was spooked
and stampeded through the lingerie shop.

469
00:23:32,414 --> 00:23:34,896
- See what I'm getting at?
- Uh... Actually no.

470
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:37,729
There is a pattern, a logical progression,

471
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,234
leading all the way to here.

472
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,428
MAYNOTT: And?

473
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:45,468
Well, I would like permission to do
a more thorough investigation,

474
00:23:45,503 --> 00:23:48,148
- Sir.
- Yes, of course, investigate away.

475
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,213
Let the public see that we are men of
action.

476
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,442
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Yeah. Hmm.

477
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,324
But don't be too quick
at solving the case, Pate.

478
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,172
But, sir, I should think the quicker the
better.

479
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:01,823
We are on the verge of a catastrophe.

480
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:04,725
Where you see catastrophe, I see
opportunity.

481
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,771
You see, my dear Captain,

482
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:11,885
when people are frightened
they need protection.

483
00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:14,872
They need someone that they can turn to,

484
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,892
someone to believe in,

485
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,458
a saviour,

486
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:20,085
a hero.

487
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,326
In other words, they need

488
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:24,738
me!

489
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,026
CARLOTTA: And say hello for me.
LUCILLE: Sure.

490
00:24:33,061 --> 00:24:35,373
CARLOTTA: No, don't.
You don't have to. No, no.

491
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,273
I mean, well, if he mentions me.

492
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,331
- LUCILLE: Okay!
- Oh, let me see...

493
00:24:37,366 --> 00:24:39,354
Darling, wait. Stop. Let me take a look.

494
00:24:39,389 --> 00:24:40,370
- Oh, perfect.
- Mmm-hmm?

495
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,220
What's that?

496
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,415
"A strange creature has been
seen in the streets of Paris. "

497
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:02,370
"The beast is seven feet high,
is extremely hairy,

498
00:25:02,405 --> 00:25:04,046
"and has two big and red eyes.

499
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,796
"Under those circumstances,
we recommend all citizens

500
00:25:07,831 --> 00:25:09,544
"not to go out alone at night. "

501
00:25:09,579 --> 00:25:10,385
Ch, great!

502
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,506
"Be cautious and do not panic. "

503
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,156
(SCREAMS)

504
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:21,439
Raoul! You scared me!
What are you doing here?

505
00:25:21,474 --> 00:25:22,946
You scared me! And I'm working here!

506
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:26,042
- Well, I hope nothing's broken.
- No, I'm fine.

507
00:25:26,077 --> 00:25:28,040
I'm talking about the champagne, you
idiot!

508
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,800
Look at me! I'm a mess!

509
00:25:29,835 --> 00:25:31,508
Here comes the drama queen.

510
00:25:31,543 --> 00:25:33,181
Come on. It's nothing. Here.

511
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,211
Give me that! You're making it worse.

512
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,753
Oh, great. Now, I have to change again!

513
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:42,258
Uh, not a bad idea.
Brown is definitely not your colour.

514
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,411
I see. You're a fashion expert now.

515
00:25:45,446 --> 00:25:46,970
Very credible with that straw coat on.

516
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,639
- It's not straw.
- I see nothing has changed.

517
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:53,008
Still the same birdbrain you were
in the first grade.

518
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:54,027
And you're still so, so...

519
00:25:54,062 --> 00:25:54,888
$0 you!

520
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:58,032
- What a repartee!
- (MIMICKING) What a repartee!

521
00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:00,640
Oh, I'm so smart. I use words like repartee.

522
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,944
Look at me. Look at how amazing I am!

523
00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,572
(MIMICKING) Ooh, I'm so dumb.
Oh. I fell on my butt again!

524
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:09,441
(MIMICKING) I'm a star. I'm a princess.
But I sing like a frog!

525
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,620
- Oh. I get it.
- You get what?

526
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:14,818
- You're jealous.
- (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah, I'm jealous.

527
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:17,344
- You're jealous of my success.
- It makes you feel small.

528
00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:19,334
- Listen, honey...
- Don't you honey me.

529
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,290
Listen honey. I'm doing just fine, okay?

530
00:26:21,325 --> 00:26:23,428
Women like me, men want to be me,

531
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:27,255
uh, men want to be with the women
who like me.

532
00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:30,401
And the women, uh, want to be...

533
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,271
The men who want to be with me...

534
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,919
I'm popular and creative.

535
00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:37,571
Creative?

536
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,872
You mean that piece of junk?

537
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,151
Don't you... Don't you dare
bring Catherine into this!

538
00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:47,248
If you want to see popular and creative,
come see my show one night.

539
00:26:47,283 --> 00:26:49,314
Oh, wait! You can't. We don't accept losers.

540
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:53,425
Oh, good one. Oh, pardon me,
your Royal Pain in the Buttness.

541
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:56,302
I didn't realise you had to win
the Medal of Honour

542
00:26:56,337 --> 00:26:56,498
to gain entrance to the Cheese Hall!

543
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:59,334
In your case, the only way you
will be admitted

544
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:02,805
is if you show up with that medal
pinned to your chest.

545
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:06,099
It would look great on your lovely straw
coat!

546
00:27:06,134 --> 00:27:07,852
It's not... It's not... It's not straw!

547
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:11,763
Ah, and one more thing.

548
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,014
If you come with that medal,

549
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:17,418
the best table will be waiting along with
all the champagne you can drink.

550
00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:18,129
On the house.

551
00:27:18,164 --> 00:27:18,805
(GRUNTING)

552
00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,100
(NEIGHING)

553
00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:28,702
ALBERT: I'm in the bathroom!
LUCILLE: Now!

554
00:27:28,737 --> 00:27:30,477
- ALBERT: Okay, okay!
- (SIGHS)

555
00:27:30,512 --> 00:27:30,859
Pest!

556
00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,319
(GRUNTING)

557
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:36,134
- There is a monster in Paris!
- (SCREAMS)

558
00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:36,596
People are scared!

559
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,182
Give me one! Here.

560
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,201
Thanks.

561
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:48,426
Huh?

562
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,255
How is it going up there?

563
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,142
I'm close.

564
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,079
POLICEMAN: Would you just check
over there...

565
00:28:09,114 --> 00:28:09,921
Let's see... Okay.

566
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:11,573
There... Oh.

567
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:14,976
POLICEMAN 3: Let's search thoroughly.
Look everywhere.

568
00:28:15,011 --> 00:28:15,320
(CHARLES SCREECHING)

569
00:28:15,355 --> 00:28:16,272
(SIGHS) oh;

570
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,640
Wait a minute. What is this?

571
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,216
Oh, my God!

572
00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,640
Oh, this is a nightmare!

573
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:52,107
Emile! It's a nightmare! I've lost all my
clients.

574
00:28:52,142 --> 00:28:53,024
(EXCLAIMS)

575
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:57,185
- What's that?
- It's the monster!

576
00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:59,079
The monster that we created!

577
00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:01,776
Yes, our own monster. He's got your eyes.

578
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,241
And, Uh, my hairy legs!

579
00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:04,699
What are we going to do?

580
00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:08,172
Everything's fine. Nothing happened.
It's not our fault.

581
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,688
(PANTING) Besides, nobody knows
we were there!

582
00:29:10,723 --> 00:29:12,836
Could have been anybody!
Could have been anybody.

583
00:29:12,871 --> 00:29:14,219
Sorry to interrupt the show, gentlemen,

584
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:18,020
but I think you are about to
be the stars of the next feature.

585
00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:19,260
It's called The Interrogation!

586
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:21,072
(WHIMPERING)

587
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,168
(CLEARS THROAT)

588
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,540
The faceless and nameless masses

589
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,541
living their lives like cockroaches,

590
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:39,314
and those with a great destiny,

591
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:42,092
those like you and me.

592
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,068
You're very kind, Commissioner,
but I'm just a singer.

593
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,997
Oh, don't be modest.

594
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:52,356
You see, I'm due to inaugurate
the new railway.

595
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,009
Everybody will talk about it

596
00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:58,207
and I would be honoured
to have you open the event

597
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,167
and stand by my side.

598
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:04,278
Because you're not just a singer,
you're a star.

599
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:07,152
Shining brighter than all others,

600
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,409
lighting the way to a brilliant future.

601
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,935
For you, for me, for us.

602
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:18,216
Uh, that's very nice of you,

603
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:23,069
but don't you think it's
a little early to refer to us as "us"?

604
00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:25,507
(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me?

605
00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:27,577
Yes, Pate?

606
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:31,494
I don't mean to interrupt,
but I have extremely important news.

607
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:33,197
- What?
- The monster...

608
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,229
I have three suspects.

609
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,464
(WHIMPERS)

610
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,141
Now, if you'll look very closely

611
00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:45,804
right here, just before the explosion...

612
00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:46,603
See that little black dot?

613
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,646
It's a flea from the monkey's fur.

614
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:51,707
I believe that the combination
of these potions

615
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,100
turned it into

616
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,793
- the monster!
- Bravo, Pate!

617
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,197
Bravo! A giant flea!

618
00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,380
This is exactly what I've been looking for!

619
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,600
(LAUGHS)

620
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,971
Excuse me, sir. I'm just starting out in life.

621
00:31:13,006 --> 00:31:13,755
I don't want to go to jail.

622
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:16,919
Prison's a low-growth market
for home deliveries.

623
00:31:16,954 --> 00:31:18,826
Arrest the monkey! It was his flea!

624
00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:21,897
Prison? Who said anything about prison?

625
00:31:21,932 --> 00:31:23,833
This is a story about heroes.

626
00:31:23,868 --> 00:31:25,734
Heroes don't go to prison.

627
00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,770
- But, sir, they're guilty!
- Guilty of what?

628
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:33,276
Of giving me the chance to show the
public where they can place their trust?

629
00:31:33,311 --> 00:31:35,809
No, no, they do not deserve to go to
prison.

630
00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:39,483
They deserve to be celebrated,
to be honoured.

631
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,431
They deserve...

632
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,353
- Huh?
- Here, pick one.

633
00:31:46,388 --> 00:31:47,483
Uh, well...

634
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:51,518
Would you have a medal of
honour in there, by any chance?

635
00:31:51,553 --> 00:31:51,553
Hmm?

636
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,512
<i># When I can't take no more
I take a great big snore</i>

637
00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:57,406
<i># I fall asleep at Easter
and wake up at Easter</i>

638
00:31:57,441 --> 00:31:58,915
<i># One year fate!- #</i>

639
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,022
(PANTING)

640
00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,793
- So?
- Uh... Right.

641
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:08,201
Thank you, Albert!

642
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,895
I, uh... Look, I'll be honest with you...

643
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,939
What? You don't like that one?
This one perhaps.

644
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:16,604
<i># To the bosses, I say no
To work I say bye-bye... #</i>

645
00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:17,913
Albert... Albert. Albert!

646
00:32:17,948 --> 00:32:19,188
The song isn't the problem.

647
00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:22,150
What is the problem then? I have talent.

648
00:32:22,185 --> 00:32:23,199
All my friends say so.

649
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:26,761
All I need is someone to
give me a big break. That's all.

650
00:32:26,796 --> 00:32:27,412
That or some new friends.

651
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:30,883
It's just me, but I have to go, sweetie.
I have to run.

652
00:32:30,918 --> 00:32:32,236
You'll tell me about it, right?

653
00:32:32,271 --> 00:32:32,792
Tell you what?

654
00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:36,058
You know! How it went with
the Commissioner! Right?

655
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,249
- Oh, right.
- Okay, good.

656
00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,096
I can't wait!

657
00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:43,642
- Look, Albert. Thank you.
- Don't bother.

658
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:47,009
I know. I'm too original for a place like this.

659
00:32:47,044 --> 00:32:47,724
Too avant-garde.

660
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:50,080
You took the words right out of my mouth.

661
00:32:50,115 --> 00:32:52,054
- That's what I am.
- That's what you are.

662
00:32:52,089 --> 00:32:53,993
- Too avant-garde...
- Of course you are!

663
00:32:54,028 --> 00:32:54,819
- I'm so out of here!
- Bye now!

664
00:32:54,854 --> 00:32:55,391
(HUFFS)

665
00:32:57,727 --> 00:32:58,728
(SIGHS)

666
00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:03,114
She's jealous! That's what she is.

667
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:06,414
She's stuck in her little bourgeois
dance hall tunes

668
00:33:06,449 --> 00:33:07,586
while I'm blazing a trail.

669
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,276
It scares her.

670
00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:11,336
True talent scares her.

671
00:33:11,371 --> 00:33:12,553
(CLATTERING)

672
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,192
- Who's there?
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)

673
00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:24,469
(EXCLAIMING)

674
00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,064
Open the door. Open up! It's me Albert!

675
00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:28,921
Open the door!

676
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,129
(SCREAMING)

677
00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:33,616
(WHIMPERING)

678
00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,156
(SCREAMS)

679
00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:37,398
(CLATTERING)

680
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,902
Ouch! Oh, my ankle! I broke my ankle!

681
00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:45,688
(BELL RINGING)

682
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,537
Listen, Albert...

683
00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:51,880
- (GROANING)
- Oh, my God!

684
00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,462
Are you okay?

685
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,070
Did I hurt you?

686
00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:02,232
I am really sorry.

687
00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:04,514
Let me see...

688
00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:08,089
(GROWLING)

689
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,383
(GASPS)

690
00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:28,374
(SCREAMS)

691
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:29,899
No! Let me go!

692
00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:31,779
Let me go!

693
00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:33,713
(GASPING)

694
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:37,383
(PANTING)

695
00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:48,331
It's a nightmare. I'll wake up.

696
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,548
I'll wake up! I'll wake up!

697
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,991
(WHIMPERING)

698
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,155
<i># I hide my light</i>

699
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:20,764
<i># Inside a cloak of night</i>

700
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,728
<i># Beneath a red scarf and a chapeau</i>

701
00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:31,465
<i># The pearl of my heart</i>

702
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,968
<i># Locked within a shell</i>

703
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,738
<i># I'm too afraid to let it go</i>

704
00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:43,280
<i># To let it show</i>

705
00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,759
<i># And all the headlines read</i>

706
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,534
<i># For all the world to see</i>

707
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:52,068
<i># A Monster in Paris</i>

708
00:35:56,447 --> 00:35:58,108
<i># I fall apart</i>

709
00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,612
<i># I fall apart</i>

710
00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:06,090
<i># Apparently! did appear... #</i>

711
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:06,492
(SCREAMING)

712
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,836
<i># Beneath a light, yes, it was me</i>

713
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:13,339
<i># A monster in Paris</i>

714
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,192
<i># I hide my pain</i>

715
00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,971
<i># Inside a melody</i>

716
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,745
<i># As if the notes I sing... #</i>

717
00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:28,931
(SCREAMING)

718
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,804
<i># Will set me free</i>

719
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,959
<i># I keep all my dreams</i>

720
00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:38,281
<i># Under lock and key</i>

721
00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:43,237
<i># I'm so afraid that they will fly</i>

722
00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:46,740
<i># Away from me</i>

723
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:49,228
<i># A monster in Paris... #</i>

724
00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,453
(SCREAMING)

725
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,715
<i># A monster in Paris</i>

726
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,904
<i># A monster in Paris #</i>

727
00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:19,341
(CHITTERING)

728
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:24,467
Do you... Do you have a name?

729
00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:27,621
(CHITTERS)

730
00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:34,796
How about Francoeur?

731
00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:39,505
It means "honest heart. "

732
00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:41,787
(Coos)

733
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,388
Follow me.

734
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,293
Mmm-hmm. Ah. Hmm.

735
00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:09,698
Wait. Wait.

736
00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:11,859
There.

737
00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:14,809
Be patient, I'm nearly done. Wait here.

738
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,979
LUCILLE: All right.

739
00:38:18,014 --> 00:38:19,018
This... Okay.

740
00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:20,906
Mmm-hmm.

741
00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:23,068
No, no... Not this.

742
00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:24,531
(CHITTERING)

743
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,613
Oh... Oh, that could work!

744
00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:31,883
Or not. Or not.

745
00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:34,363
Hmm.

746
00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:36,524
What about this one?

747
00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,458
Hmm. Too eccentric.

748
00:38:40,778 --> 00:38:41,779
I know!

749
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,336
Don't move. Don't move.

750
00:38:46,409 --> 00:38:47,638
Almost done.

751
00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:50,140
There you go... Sharp!

752
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,533
Your arms, Francoeur.

753
00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:57,529
There.

754
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:01,508
Perfect! The police will never
recognise you now.

755
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:04,150
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's my turn.

756
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,164
Are you okay?

757
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,098
(HUMMING)

758
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:39,427
LUCILLE: That's called a guitar.

759
00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:42,397
- It's very hard to play.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

760
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:44,690
(SHUSHES)

761
00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:47,418
- CARLOTTA: It's just me!
- (SIGHS)

762
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:51,467
Oh! There's a surprise
for you out front, sweetie.

763
00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:52,600
I'll be right there.

764
00:39:53,017 --> 00:39:55,748
Whatever you do, don't make a sound,
okay?

765
00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,370
I'll be right back.

766
00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:03,960
- Good evening, Miss Lucille.
- Good evening.

767
00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:07,649
Well. Well. Twinkle, twinkle little star.

768
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:10,249
What are you doing here?

769
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:13,288
My dear, we came to see your
so called "show. "

770
00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:15,838
Say, Emile, what's that on your lapel?

771
00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:18,740
I do believe it's the Medal of Honour,
Raoul.

772
00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:20,564
Well, Emile. What a coincidence!

773
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,386
I happen to have one, too!

774
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,583
What? Where did you steal this?

775
00:40:25,174 --> 00:40:27,058
Oh, no. We didn't steal them.

776
00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:30,097
- They're from Commissioner Maynott.
- Really!

777
00:40:30,132 --> 00:40:30,895
Hold on! Wait, what is that?

778
00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:32,813
Do you hear something? I hear a voice.

779
00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:36,978
"If you get the Medal of Honour,
you get the best seat in the house. "

780
00:40:37,013 --> 00:40:37,717
Sound familiar?

781
00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:38,903
- Albert...
- What?

782
00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:42,169
Show these gentlemen
to the best seat in the house.

783
00:40:42,204 --> 00:40:43,109
Why me?

784
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,768
Enjoy the show. If you even know
what you're watching.

785
00:40:49,073 --> 00:40:49,915
Bye.

786
00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:53,703
- You two know each other?
- Oh... Yes!

787
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,020
I mean, uh... Yes.

788
00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:57,388
(EXHALES)

789
00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,157
- He's such a...
- (PLAYING GUITAR)

790
00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:02,551
Francoeur! What are you?

791
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,419
- Darling! He's brilliant!
- I can explain.

792
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,598
Genius needs no explanation, my dear.

793
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:11,069
I've never been so transported.
Where did you find him?

794
00:41:11,104 --> 00:41:12,520
He, uh... Just dropped in.

795
00:41:12,555 --> 00:41:15,820
Well he's a perfect fit for your
sweet, sweet voice.

796
00:41:15,855 --> 00:41:18,136
I'll go inform the rest of the musicians.

797
00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:18,943
I really don't think...

798
00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:21,811
History will be made tonight. I can feel it.

799
00:41:21,856 --> 00:41:22,914
(GIGGLES)

800
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,961
What part of "Don't make a sound,"
did you not understand?

801
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,490
Thank you, my good man! Thank you.

802
00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:35,876
Don't mention it.

803
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,346
Come on, buddy relax! Lose the coat!

804
00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:40,845
(SIGHS) okay-

805
00:41:44,587 --> 00:41:45,816
What's this?

806
00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:48,800
- Dear Maud...
- Don't... Give me that!

807
00:41:48,835 --> 00:41:50,654
Oh, you took my advice, you dog.

808
00:41:50,926 --> 00:41:52,226
I didn't know you had it in you.

809
00:41:52,261 --> 00:41:54,815
- Give that back!
- No, no, no, no, no...

810
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:57,369
- I'd really like...
- Stop reading that.

811
00:41:57,404 --> 00:41:58,783
- A date?
- No.

812
00:41:58,818 --> 00:41:59,727
Oh! Where?

813
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:02,495
I don't know. Please give me that back.

814
00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:06,575
Or I'll tell everyone
that you are in love with Lucille.

815
00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:10,947
Are you crazy? Me? That woman?

816
00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:14,848
How can you even think that?

817
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:16,593
It's so obvious.

818
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,227
You're so obvious.

819
00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:25,676
CARLOTTA: And now,
ladies and gentlemen,

820
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:29,045
- it is with the greatest pleasure
- Francoeur, hurry!

821
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,066
- (GASPS)
- that I give to you, the one, the only.

822
00:42:31,101 --> 00:42:32,400
- Francoeur, move!
- The incomparable.

823
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,990
- Lucille!
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)

824
00:42:36,972 --> 00:42:38,098
(ALL GASP)

825
00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:39,426
Huh? Uh-Oh.

826
00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:41,864
Good evening!

827
00:42:42,311 --> 00:42:44,177
Welcome to The Rare Bird.

828
00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:47,897
It's... It's so good to see you out tonight.

829
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:51,832
We're delighted to introduce
a brilliant new talent.

830
00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:55,563
The master of the guitar, all the way from...

831
00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:57,042
Somewhere else...

832
00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:59,298
The supreme virtuoso...

833
00:42:59,495 --> 00:43:01,429
<i>Monsieur Francoeur!</i>

834
00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:06,119
Go on, sit with the band, you'll be fine.

835
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,345
(GUITAR STRINGS SCREECHING)

836
00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,863
<i># She is resplendent</i>

837
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,900
<i># So confident</i>

838
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,501
<i># La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

839
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:43,187
<i># I realise</i>

840
00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:45,339
<i># I am hypnotised</i>

841
00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:47,843
<i># La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

842
00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:52,188
<i># I hear the moon... #</i>

843
00:43:52,223 --> 00:43:52,881
(CHUCKLES)

844
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,556
<i># Singing a tune</i>

845
00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:57,060
<i># La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

846
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,234
<i># Is she divine?</i>

847
00:44:00,723 --> 00:44:02,555
<i># Is it the wine?</i>

848
00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:05,027
<i># La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

849
00:44:06,395 --> 00:44:08,450
<i># I don't know, don't know</i>

850
00:44:08,485 --> 00:44:10,325
<i># So don't ask me why</i>

851
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,166
<i># That's how we are</i>

852
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:14,415
<i># La Seine and I</i>

853
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,896
<i># I don't know, don't know</i>

854
00:44:16,931 --> 00:44:18,844
<i># So don't ask me why</i>

855
00:44:18,879 --> 00:44:20,758
<i># That's how we are</i>

856
00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:23,007
<i># La Seine and I</i>

857
00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:28,186
<i>FRANCOEUR: # I fee! alive</i>

858
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,207
<i># When I'm beside</i>

859
00:44:30,252 --> 00:44:33,017
<i>BOTH: # La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

860
00:44:34,757 --> 00:44:37,124
<i>FRANCOEUR: # From this angle</i>

861
00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:38,613
<i># Like an angel</i>

862
00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,400
<i>BOTH: # La Seine, La Seine, La Seine</i>

863
00:44:42,431 --> 00:44:44,403
<i># I don't know, don't know</i>

864
00:44:44,438 --> 00:44:46,375
<i># So don't ask me why</i>

865
00:44:46,477 --> 00:44:48,411
<i># That's how we are</i>

866
00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:50,576
<i># La Seine and I</i>

867
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,994
<i># I don't know, don't know</i>

868
00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:55,036
<i># So don't ask me why</i>

869
00:44:55,071 --> 00:44:57,044
<i># That's how we are</i>

870
00:44:57,363 --> 00:44:59,127
<i># La Seine and I</i>

871
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:04,168
<i>LUCILLE: # Upon the bridge</i>

872
00:45:04,203 --> 00:45:06,672
<i>FRANCOEUR: # My heart does bid</i>

873
00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:08,505
<i># Between the waves</i>

874
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,975
<i>FRANCOEUR: # We Will be saved</i>

875
00:45:11,010 --> 00:45:12,801
<i># The air we breathe</i>

876
00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:14,980
<i>FRANCOEUR: # Can you believe?</i>

877
00:45:15,015 --> 00:45:17,125
<i>BOTH: # Learn to forgive</i>

878
00:45:17,299 --> 00:45:19,131
<i># Upon the bridge</i>

879
00:45:24,473 --> 00:45:26,407
<i># That's how we are</i>

880
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,364
<i># La Seine and I</i>

881
00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,915
<i># That's how we are</i>

882
00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:37,373
<i># La Seine and I</i>

883
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:43,716
<i># That's how we are</i>

884
00:45:44,201 --> 00:45:45,965
<i># La Seine and I</i>

885
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:52,224
<i># That's how we are</i>

886
00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:54,325
<i># La Seine and I#</i>

887
00:46:02,511 --> 00:46:04,070
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

888
00:46:04,513 --> 00:46:05,674
(WHISTLING)

889
00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,141
Losers!

890
00:46:07,683 --> 00:46:08,809
(CHEERING)

891
00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:12,218
- Come on!
- Yeah, okay.

892
00:46:16,108 --> 00:46:17,491
You were amazing!

893
00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:19,585
Success like that deserves...

894
00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,560
The feathers...

895
00:46:21,595 --> 00:46:22,505
(SNEEZES)

896
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:23,824
(GASPS)

897
00:46:24,324 --> 00:46:26,053
I'm sorry, feathers...

898
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,057
I tell you what I don't deserve.

899
00:46:29,092 --> 00:46:29,838
You!

900
00:46:30,372 --> 00:46:33,637
RAOUL: Look, Lucille.
I just really wanted to say...

901
00:46:33,672 --> 00:46:35,385
I felt that the high notes were high,

902
00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:38,001
and the low notes were, uh... Low.

903
00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:42,047
And you know, the whole thing was...
Was... You know, it was...

904
00:46:42,342 --> 00:46:44,970
- Magic.
- Yeah, exactly. It was magic!

905
00:46:45,005 --> 00:46:45,894
And you... You...

906
00:46:45,929 --> 00:46:47,863
(LAUGHING) You were, uh...

907
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:49,975
Huge!

908
00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:53,643
It was really very good,
Mademoiselle Lucille!

909
00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:54,021
- Thank you.
- Sir!

910
00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:58,143
(BOTH GASP)

911
00:46:58,567 --> 00:46:59,728
(SCREAMING)

912
00:47:00,569 --> 00:47:01,445
Ouch!

913
00:47:01,737 --> 00:47:03,671
- Hey!
- Hey, that hurts!

914
00:47:03,706 --> 00:47:04,547
(SHUSHES)

915
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,572
What do you mean, "Shh"?

916
00:47:06,575 --> 00:47:07,804
(STUTTERING)

917
00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:10,268
(WHISPERS) It's the monster.

918
00:47:10,303 --> 00:47:11,345
He's not a monster!

919
00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,876
What about the eyewitnesses?
And all the destruction?

920
00:47:18,911 --> 00:47:20,387
When people panic
they say all sorts of things.

921
00:47:20,422 --> 00:47:23,858
He may be a giant flea
but he wouldn't hurt a tiny fly.

922
00:47:23,893 --> 00:47:24,904
Look at him.

923
00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:27,133
And his voice.

924
00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:29,788
Have you ever heard anything so sweet?

925
00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:32,199
(SINGING)

926
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:35,794
Oh! We have, once.

927
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:37,532
Yeah. And by a monkey.

928
00:47:37,567 --> 00:47:38,822
(KNOCKS) Oh, Honeybee?

929
00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:42,293
CARLOTTA: Are you ready?
You're back on in two minutes.

930
00:47:42,328 --> 00:47:42,618
I'll be right there.

931
00:47:42,653 --> 00:47:45,315
Wonderful, sweetheart. Don't be too long.

932
00:47:45,350 --> 00:47:45,629
(GIGGLES)

933
00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:51,913
Well, I guess he does look
pretty laid back, for a monster.

934
00:47:51,948 --> 00:47:52,846
Yeah. He does, Emile.

935
00:47:52,881 --> 00:47:53,420
Okay, here's what we do.

936
00:47:53,455 --> 00:47:57,619
We introduce him to the Commissioner
tomorrow at the press conference,

937
00:47:57,654 --> 00:47:58,935
we clear the entire thing up.
What do you think?

938
00:47:58,970 --> 00:47:59,883
What press conference?

939
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:00,796
I will pulverise it!

940
00:48:01,797 --> 00:48:03,231
I will crush it!

941
00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:05,960
Send it back to hell from whence it came!

942
00:48:06,802 --> 00:48:08,268
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

943
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:09,993
REPORTER: Uh, Commissioner?

944
00:48:10,028 --> 00:48:11,683
How do you propose to kill it?

945
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,574
Why, with water.

946
00:48:14,142 --> 00:48:16,304
See fleas cannot live in water.

947
00:48:17,229 --> 00:48:20,961
At the moment, as fate would have it,
Paris is full of water.

948
00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:26,197
Which is why I have not moved
more aggressively to drain the streets.

949
00:48:26,232 --> 00:48:28,088
Water is my weapon of choice.

950
00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:32,514
When I find the beast,
I will take it and drown it.

951
00:48:32,549 --> 00:48:33,090
AUDIENCE: Oh!

952
00:48:33,579 --> 00:48:35,431
REPORTER: Uh, Commissioner.

953
00:48:35,466 --> 00:48:37,284
Commissioner. Very commendable.

954
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:40,431
But how are you going to drown the
monster,

955
00:48:40,466 --> 00:48:41,093
when you can't even find it?

956
00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:43,654
(LAUGHS) Oh, I Will find it all right.

957
00:48:44,214 --> 00:48:45,514
As a matter of fact,

958
00:48:45,549 --> 00:48:48,883
I am using this press conference
to announce a reward

959
00:48:48,918 --> 00:48:51,264
for the first person
to offer up any information

960
00:48:51,299 --> 00:48:53,610
that leads to the discovery
and death of this menace

961
00:48:53,645 --> 00:48:55,517
to our peace and happiness.

962
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:57,644
Uh, sir...

963
00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:58,819
MAYNOTT: Yes?

964
00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:00,515
I have information...

965
00:49:00,606 --> 00:49:02,267
Excellent, excellent.

966
00:49:02,274 --> 00:49:04,902
- Please, come up.
- Come on, let's go.

967
00:49:04,937 --> 00:49:06,326
RAOUL: That little rat!

968
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:09,311
He is the one who's gonna get drowned
when I get my hands on him.

969
00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:12,262
- We'll never get there before the police!
- Are you kidding?

970
00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:14,169
There is no one alive who can beat Raoul
when he drives!

971
00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,156
- Oh, Emile!
- Maud!

972
00:49:17,539 --> 00:49:19,423
I heard about how brave you were!

973
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:22,587
- You did?
- Yeah, with a medal to prove it, huh?

974
00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:25,362
- It was nothing.
- I don't think so.

975
00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:25,771
- Emile!
- Coming.

976
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:28,107
I have to go. But... For you.

977
00:49:28,142 --> 00:49:29,855
- Emile!
- Duty calls.

978
00:49:34,056 --> 00:49:36,423
"Dear Maud, I'd really like a date.

979
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:39,118
"Saturday 3:00 p. m.

980
00:49:40,354 --> 00:49:42,482
"Yours affectionately, Emile. "

981
00:49:42,898 --> 00:49:43,899
(SIGHS)

982
00:49:44,608 --> 00:49:48,169
- Saturday at 3:00 p. m. okay, but where?
- (SIREN BLARING)

983
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,845
Come on, let's go.

984
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,478
To the cabaret!

985
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,758
(BANGING)

986
00:49:57,579 --> 00:49:58,603
(SHOUTS)

987
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:02,232
Ah! A monkey.
This is not Noah's Ark, you know.

988
00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:05,580
Look, sweetheart,
I didn't come to argue with you.

989
00:50:05,615 --> 00:50:06,183
- I came to save you.
- Save me?

990
00:50:06,218 --> 00:50:07,089
Let's go. Maynott...

991
00:50:07,798 --> 00:50:10,165
- The police...
- The police what?

992
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,400
- (TYRES SCREECHING)
- (GASPS)

993
00:50:11,435 --> 00:50:11,933
(SIREN BLARING)

994
00:50:11,968 --> 00:50:14,801
- Hurry up! In here. Go!
- (BANGING ON DOOR)

995
00:50:14,836 --> 00:50:15,711
(PLAYING PIANO)

996
00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,026
(BANGING ON DOOR)

997
00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,824
(LUCILLE CLEARS THROAT)

998
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:25,264
Commissioner. What a surprise!

999
00:50:25,299 --> 00:50:27,257
For both of us. Where is he?

1000
00:50:27,526 --> 00:50:29,255
- Who?
- The monster!

1001
00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:32,740
Not as much as you've hurt me.

1002
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:37,176
Your words carry no weight
with me any longer, my dear.

1003
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:39,461
Now let's stop this little charade

1004
00:50:39,496 --> 00:50:42,966
and at least have one moment
of true honesty between us.

1005
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,355
- Where is it?
- Where is what?

1006
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:47,057
Uh, sir? It's in there.

1007
00:50:47,796 --> 00:50:48,570
Oh!

1008
00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:53,067
First you accuse me
without a shred of evidence.

1009
00:50:53,102 --> 00:50:55,353
Then you violate my private property.

1010
00:50:55,804 --> 00:51:00,173
If you dare to enter my dressing room,
you'll have to find another singer.

1011
00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:01,067
Consider it done.

1012
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,354
(GASPS)

1013
00:51:04,688 --> 00:51:07,123
- (BREATHES DEEPLY)
- MAYNOTT: Damn.

1014
00:51:07,158 --> 00:51:08,423
(MAYNOTT GRUNTING)

1015
00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:13,049
Not in here.

1016
00:51:17,284 --> 00:51:19,810
We've searched all over, sir. Nothing!

1017
00:51:19,845 --> 00:51:20,662
Really?

1018
00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:21,990
I told you!

1019
00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:26,127
I'm... I'm confused. I do not know what to
say.

1020
00:51:26,162 --> 00:51:27,268
I do. Thank you.

1021
00:51:27,586 --> 00:51:28,712
Thank you?

1022
00:51:28,754 --> 00:51:30,971
For putting the public's safety
before your own.

1023
00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:35,239
Leading the charge to rid
the streets of Paris of this terrible danger,

1024
00:51:35,274 --> 00:51:36,792
wherever it may take you.

1025
00:51:37,345 --> 00:51:38,471
(WHIMPERS)

1026
00:51:39,181 --> 00:51:40,605
It was right here!

1027
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,768
- I heard it...
- Arrest him!

1028
00:51:42,803 --> 00:51:44,025
What have I done?

1029
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:45,610
MAYNOTT: What have you done?

1030
00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:48,410
Lying to the police, bearing false witness.

1031
00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:50,700
Malicious intent.

1032
00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:52,858
Do you want me to go on?

1033
00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,359
Take him away!

1034
00:51:54,738 --> 00:51:56,900
But wait! I didn't do anything!

1035
00:51:56,935 --> 00:51:57,866
My dear...

1036
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,565
I am mortified.

1037
00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:03,587
You thought you were doing the right
thing.

1038
00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:07,627
I would not blame you
if you did not sing at the inauguration now.

1039
00:52:08,043 --> 00:52:09,607
Of course, I will sing.

1040
00:52:09,642 --> 00:52:10,927
If for nothing else,

1041
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:14,796
to show my support and admiration
for all you have done for us.

1042
00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:17,083
<i>Oh. Thank you, mademoiselle.</i>

1043
00:52:18,428 --> 00:52:19,793
Enjoy your day.

1044
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,204
And you.

1045
00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:25,098
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (SIGHS)

1046
00:52:26,728 --> 00:52:28,196
Francoeur? Raoul?

1047
00:52:29,981 --> 00:52:31,608
Okay, it's safe now.

1048
00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:33,535
You can come out!

1049
00:52:33,570 --> 00:52:34,444
(GASPS)

1050
00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:36,678
(SIGHS) Francoeur.

1051
00:52:37,364 --> 00:52:38,695
There you are.

1052
00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:42,433
RAOUL: Bravo, Lucille.
Excellent acting skills.

1053
00:52:42,953 --> 00:52:44,079
(COUGHING)

1054
00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:48,167
EMILE: Well he can hide
in my projection room.

1055
00:52:48,202 --> 00:52:48,590
No one ever goes up there.

1056
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:52,061
Until they do.
And then we will have to move him again.

1057
00:52:52,096 --> 00:52:52,750
We need a more permanent solution.

1058
00:52:52,785 --> 00:52:53,729
Here, take that.

1059
00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:56,064
(SNEEZES)

1060
00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:58,047
God, feathers.

1061
00:52:58,093 --> 00:53:01,358
If only we could shrink him down
to his normal size,

1062
00:53:01,393 --> 00:53:02,229
then no one would ever find him.

1063
00:53:02,264 --> 00:53:05,097
Smaller you are the less people look at
you.

1064
00:53:05,132 --> 00:53:06,107
At least that's been my experience.

1065
00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:09,203
There's only one person
who could save Francoeur

1066
00:53:09,238 --> 00:53:10,098
and he's in New York right now.

1067
00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:10,628
Mmm-hmm.

1068
00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:12,405
But we don't need him.

1069
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,377
Lucille, no offence,
we're talking big-time science, here, okay?

1070
00:53:16,412 --> 00:53:19,428
All I know is deliveries,
Emile is all about movies,

1071
00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:22,444
you're an expert in show business,
but you know...

1072
00:53:22,479 --> 00:53:22,479
Exactly!

1073
00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:24,816
Mmm-hmm. I see.

1074
00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:26,531
Smart girl!

1075
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,289
Thank you.

1076
00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:32,666
Excuse me, will someone tell me
what you two are talking about?

1077
00:53:32,701 --> 00:53:35,021
Ladies and gentlemen,
come see Paris from above.

1078
00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:38,213
An uplifting experience!

1079
00:53:39,426 --> 00:53:40,655
(BELL DINGS)

1080
00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:45,496
MAYNOTT: My fellow citizens,

1081
00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:49,015
I know we are here today

1082
00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:51,278
to dedicate this wonder of technology

1083
00:53:51,313 --> 00:53:54,248
even as we are beset by problems on all
sides.

1084
00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:58,214
Monsters are ruling our streets.

1085
00:53:59,154 --> 00:54:01,623
Floods threatening on our very lives.

1086
00:54:02,449 --> 00:54:03,915
- Oh, sorry.
- Excuse us.

1087
00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:07,580
And so, along with this marvel,
I bring you something else.

1088
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:08,755
I bring you hope.

1089
00:54:09,623 --> 00:54:10,988
I bring you me!

1090
00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:13,524
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING SLOWLY)

1091
00:54:14,544 --> 00:54:17,878
And so, it is with great pride
and great expectations

1092
00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:22,796
that I announce my candidacy
for the post of Maire of Paris!

1093
00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:28,338
Yeah, oh, yeah.

1094
00:54:28,391 --> 00:54:30,901
But before I take on this momentous task,

1095
00:54:30,936 --> 00:54:33,962
it is my great, great pleasure to present to
you

1096
00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:37,647
a symbol of its current greatness.

1097
00:54:38,193 --> 00:54:39,854
Ladies and gentlemen,

1098
00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:42,978
I give you, Lucille, the Angel of
Montmartre.

1099
00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:45,860
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

1100
00:54:45,895 --> 00:54:46,349
Lucille.

1101
00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:56,177
<i># My head was in the clouds
And not a soul around</i>

1102
00:54:58,505 --> 00:55:00,735
<i># In the blossom of youth</i>

1103
00:55:02,384 --> 00:55:04,944
<i># So aloof on the roofs of Paris</i>

1104
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,612
<i># As my bicycle flew down the avenue</i>

1105
00:55:13,937 --> 00:55:15,871
<i># My heart did sing</i>

1106
00:55:16,982 --> 00:55:19,542
<i># Because you gave me wings... #</i>

1107
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:22,278
Got it?

1108
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,739
<i># Paris may we agree</i>

1109
00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:27,170
<i># That you can surrogately</i>

1110
00:55:27,909 --> 00:55:29,468
<i># Be my Papa</i>

1111
00:55:30,078 --> 00:55:32,240
<i># I was born in the arms</i>

1112
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,742
<i># Of your Sacred Heart #</i>

1113
00:55:39,129 --> 00:55:41,257
- Sir... Sir.
- Not now, boy!

1114
00:55:42,007 --> 00:55:43,932
- It's...
- I said, not now...

1115
00:55:43,967 --> 00:55:47,335
But Commissioner! It is the antidote.
For the monster!

1116
00:55:47,637 --> 00:55:49,969
I found it in the professor's lab.

1117
00:55:50,004 --> 00:55:50,670
May I see that?

1118
00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:53,769
Did you not hear my speech?
I am the antidote!

1119
00:55:54,436 --> 00:55:55,562
Now scram!

1120
00:55:55,979 --> 00:55:58,846
<i># All alone as I roam in a trolley car</i>

1121
00:55:59,149 --> 00:56:01,151
<i># I can never be far</i>

1122
00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:05,337
<i># From your belle boulevard #</i>

1123
00:56:06,156 --> 00:56:09,319
- (CHUCKLES)
- RAOUL: Oh, my God! It's the monster!

1124
00:56:09,354 --> 00:56:09,354
(GASPS)

1125
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,478
Where?

1126
00:56:12,454 --> 00:56:13,615
Over there!

1127
00:56:15,749 --> 00:56:16,875
(ALL GASP)

1128
00:56:18,835 --> 00:56:19,893
(SCREAMS)

1129
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,388
- No!
- (WHINING)

1130
00:56:25,175 --> 00:56:27,200
- (GRUNTS)
- Oh, I'm scared!

1131
00:56:27,235 --> 00:56:28,250
(ALL SCREAMING)

1132
00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:29,444
Oh, dear!

1133
00:56:31,014 --> 00:56:33,676
No! No! Don't shoot! You'll hit my angel!

1134
00:56:33,711 --> 00:56:35,518
Commissioner. The antidote!

1135
00:56:37,312 --> 00:56:38,370
Throw it!

1136
00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:44,694
(COUGHING)

1137
00:56:49,157 --> 00:56:50,784
Hey! Look everybody!

1138
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,189
- It's the monster!
- (ALL GASP)

1139
00:56:53,224 --> 00:56:55,137
Shrunk back to his flea size!

1140
00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,575
- Oh, yes. Kill it!
- I shall!

1141
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,216
The monster is dead!

1142
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:03,084
Long live our hero! Long live Mayor
Maynott!

1143
00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:03,338
Oh, bravo!

1144
00:57:03,505 --> 00:57:06,372
- Long live Mayor Maynott!
- (CROWD CHEERING)

1145
00:57:06,508 --> 00:57:08,169
Thank you! Thank you!

1146
00:57:09,344 --> 00:57:11,352
(CROWD CHANTING) Maynott! Maynott!

1147
00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:14,254
MAYNOTT: I'm thrilled.
Thank you! Thank you!

1148
00:57:14,289 --> 00:57:15,654
(CHUCKLING) Not at all.

1149
00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:18,656
Commissioner!

1150
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:19,862
Yes?

1151
00:57:20,688 --> 00:57:21,746
No! Pate!

1152
00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,250
Open the trap door!

1153
00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:28,538
I've been fooled.

1154
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:30,505
(GUNSHOT)

1155
00:57:30,824 --> 00:57:31,848
(GRUNTS)

1156
00:57:32,909 --> 00:57:35,139
- (CROWD SCREAMING)
- (sun FIRES)

1157
00:57:35,662 --> 00:57:36,686
(GRUNTS)

1158
00:57:47,215 --> 00:57:50,776
LUCILLE: Francoeur! Get out of here!
RAOUL: Get out! Jump!

1159
00:57:50,811 --> 00:57:51,226
RAOUL: Jump! Yes!

1160
00:57:51,261 --> 00:57:54,265
RAOUL: Yes, yes, yes. Jump!
LUCILLE: Hurry up!

1161
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,254
LUCILLE: Come on, get out of there!

1162
00:57:55,289 --> 00:57:57,282
EMILE: Go on, Jump! Jump! Go!

1163
00:57:57,892 --> 00:57:58,893
(GASPS)

1164
00:58:04,023 --> 00:58:05,184
(SQUEAKING)

1165
00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:07,568
(CHITTERS)

1166
00:58:08,945 --> 00:58:10,606
Out of the way! Move!

1167
00:58:14,909 --> 00:58:16,343
LUCILLE: Oh, no!

1168
00:58:16,378 --> 00:58:17,302
(GUNSHOT)

1169
00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:19,763
Oh. What?

1170
00:58:20,081 --> 00:58:21,207
(CHITTERS)

1171
00:58:27,589 --> 00:58:29,114
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1172
00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:32,086
(SHRIEKING)

1173
00:58:34,095 --> 00:58:35,153
(GUNSHOT)

1174
00:58:39,058 --> 00:58:40,787
Hey! Is that a monkey?

1175
00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,507
LUCILLE: See you down below!

1176
00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:52,276
MAYNOTT: What are you waiting for?

1177
00:58:52,614 --> 00:58:54,241
Go and get him! Now!

1178
00:58:58,119 --> 00:58:59,883
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1179
00:59:02,624 --> 00:59:03,989
Raoul, come on!

1180
00:59:04,024 --> 00:59:04,834
Okay.

1181
00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:08,554
Hey!

1182
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:10,962
- Ready? Huh?
- Oh, no!

1183
00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:14,481
- Raoul, if we die, I'll kill you.
- Okay.

1184
00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:15,735
(YELLING)

1185
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:28,156
Haul that car back up!

1186
00:59:28,191 --> 00:59:29,949
Impossible, sir! The system is automated.

1187
00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:32,851
Once the doors are closed, you can't stop
it.

1188
00:59:33,363 --> 00:59:34,787
Won't come back up?

1189
00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:37,257
(CHUCKLES) Okay, then it'll go down!

1190
00:59:38,201 --> 00:59:39,259
(YELLING)

1191
00:59:40,495 --> 00:59:41,496
(GASPS)

1192
00:59:41,663 --> 00:59:44,030
- (SIGHS)
- Let's go get Catherine!

1193
00:59:44,065 --> 00:59:45,124
(GRUNTING)

1194
00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:52,731
- Raoul?
- Oh, no!

1195
00:59:52,966 --> 00:59:54,092
(LAUGHING)

1196
01:00:02,850 --> 01:00:03,976
(ALL GASP)

1197
01:00:04,352 --> 01:00:05,478
(COUGHING)

1198
01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:09,108
(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1199
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,671
Uh, Lucille?

1200
01:00:14,529 --> 01:00:15,828
And what about Raoul?

1201
01:00:15,863 --> 01:00:18,628
- Come on! He'll find us!
- (SIREN BLARING)

1202
01:00:19,117 --> 01:00:20,333
Hey! My bike!

1203
01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:22,530
There you are. Did you miss me?

1204
01:00:22,565 --> 01:00:22,878
Hey!

1205
01:00:23,413 --> 01:00:24,414
(SIGHS)

1206
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,729
Stop, thief!

1207
01:00:29,836 --> 01:00:31,702
- (BANGS)
- (THIEF GROANS)

1208
01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:39,422
Gimme that!

1209
01:00:39,637 --> 01:00:41,264
'(GRUNTS)
'(GROANS)

1210
01:00:41,931 --> 01:00:42,955
(GRUNTS)

1211
01:00:46,227 --> 01:00:47,735
MAYNOTT: Requisitioned!

1212
01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:50,774
You want to be poster boy
for the cycle corps?

1213
01:00:50,809 --> 01:00:52,624
Well, here's your big chance!

1214
01:00:52,659 --> 01:00:53,751
Start pedalling!

1215
01:00:54,235 --> 01:00:55,259
(GRUNTS)

1216
01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:06,630
Hey!

1217
01:01:06,914 --> 01:01:08,541
Your ticket, please.

1218
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:09,827
(SHRIEKING)

1219
01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:11,108
(SHOUTS)

1220
01:01:15,256 --> 01:01:17,918
POLICEMAN: Hey! Look out!
Stop that bus!

1221
01:01:17,953 --> 01:01:18,851
EMILE: Excuse us.

1222
01:01:22,013 --> 01:01:24,038
Ah! There you are! Climb on!

1223
01:01:31,647 --> 01:01:32,705
(YELLING)

1224
01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:41,407
- Welcome aboard!
- (SIGHS)

1225
01:01:41,442 --> 01:01:42,613
(HORN HONKING)

1226
01:01:43,826 --> 01:01:45,351
(TYRES SCREECHING)

1227
01:01:49,499 --> 01:01:50,864
(SIREN BLARING)

1228
01:01:56,089 --> 01:01:57,454
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

1229
01:02:02,804 --> 01:02:04,431
- (SHRIEKS)
- Raoul!

1230
01:02:12,939 --> 01:02:14,805
Oh. Oh, my! Are you okay?

1231
01:02:16,192 --> 01:02:17,216
My hood!

1232
01:02:18,069 --> 01:02:20,003
Let's put him in the back!

1233
01:02:20,029 --> 01:02:21,360
Okay, hold on!

1234
01:02:22,824 --> 01:02:23,848
(GRUNTS)

1235
01:02:24,409 --> 01:02:27,777
POLICEMAN: Hey, you!
You are under arrest! Don't move!

1236
01:02:27,812 --> 01:02:30,081
Guys! Guys! Guys! We've got go. Come on.

1237
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:32,298
Get in, quick! Let's go!

1238
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:34,092
Come on! Shake a leg! Shake a leg!

1239
01:02:34,127 --> 01:02:36,755
POLICEMAN: Stop right there! Don't move!

1240
01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:38,107
They're here! Raoul, come on!

1241
01:02:38,142 --> 01:02:39,424
- Okay!
- Come on! Hurry up!

1242
01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:42,776
POLICEMAN: Onwards! Onwards men!
Let's get them!

1243
01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:44,368
Charles?

1244
01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:47,473
(CREAKING)

1245
01:02:48,307 --> 01:02:49,331
(GRUNTS)

1246
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,935
POLICEMAN: Stop right there! Stop!

1247
01:02:54,970 --> 01:02:56,221
Got you. Show me some ID.

1248
01:02:58,693 --> 01:02:59,819
(EXCLAIMS)

1249
01:03:06,409 --> 01:03:07,467
(GIGGLES)

1250
01:03:14,292 --> 01:03:15,066
Oh.

1251
01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:17,628
(SNORTING)

1252
01:03:18,546 --> 01:03:20,275
Well, well! Pardon me!

1253
01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:23,582
What? What are you doing?

1254
01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:29,447
- Your coat.
- It's okay.

1255
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:31,677
(WHIMPERS) It was straw anyway!

1256
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,686
(NEIGHING)

1257
01:03:34,395 --> 01:03:35,920
(TYRES SCREECHING)

1258
01:03:37,398 --> 01:03:39,025
POLICEMAN: Look out!

1259
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:47,507
'(GASPS)
- Hey!

1260
01:03:47,950 --> 01:03:50,885
Oh, you thought you would
escape me, did you?

1261
01:03:51,287 --> 01:03:52,311
(LAUGHS)

1262
01:03:52,413 --> 01:03:53,847
- Emile!
- Yes?

1263
01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:56,084
Can you get rid of that thing!

1264
01:03:56,119 --> 01:03:57,055
- Out there?
- Please.

1265
01:03:57,090 --> 01:03:57,710
Okay.

1266
01:04:11,891 --> 01:04:12,899
(GUNSHOTS)

1267
01:04:12,934 --> 01:04:13,983
- Whoa.
- RAOUL: Emile!

1268
01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:16,282
- Emile! Be Careful!
- (THUDDING)

1269
01:04:16,317 --> 01:04:16,737
Huh?

1270
01:04:19,482 --> 01:04:20,608
(GRUNTING)

1271
01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:23,285
Hey!

1272
01:04:26,822 --> 01:04:27,880
(SCREAMS)

1273
01:04:30,451 --> 01:04:32,510
Pate! I need a bigger weapon!

1274
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:36,101
MAYNOTT: Oh! Of course! Perfect!

1275
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:38,179
To the Seine.

1276
01:04:38,584 --> 01:04:40,848
To the Seine, Pate. To the Seine.

1277
01:04:41,963 --> 01:04:46,127
I'll happily take you there, little lady,
but there's no one up there.

1278
01:04:46,162 --> 01:04:47,260
There will be. I'm sure of it.

1279
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,869
MAYNOTT: Faster, Pate!

1280
01:04:55,268 --> 01:04:57,999
Imagine you're winning the Tour de
France!

1281
01:04:58,034 --> 01:04:58,669
(LAUGHS)

1282
01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:02,917
I never planned on doing
the Tour de France, sir. It's too tough.

1283
01:05:02,952 --> 01:05:05,604
Precisely! This is easier.
There are no mountains.

1284
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,429
Pedal, man! Pedal!

1285
01:05:18,374 --> 01:05:20,843
The wheels are useless. I can't turn!

1286
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:25,631
Oh, no!

1287
01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:30,094
(EXCLAIMS)

1288
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:42,314
(LAUGHING)

1289
01:05:43,024 --> 01:05:44,185
Oh, my God!

1290
01:05:46,027 --> 01:05:47,290
Oh, my goods!

1291
01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,131
Francoeur!

1292
01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:13,827
(GRUNTS)

1293
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,027
Quick! We have to help him!

1294
01:06:21,062 --> 01:06:23,292
We have to help ourselves first!

1295
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,353
We're sinking!

1296
01:06:39,872 --> 01:06:40,873
(SIGHS)

1297
01:06:48,756 --> 01:06:49,757
(GASPS)

1298
01:06:51,759 --> 01:06:52,817
(SCREAMS)

1299
01:07:04,271 --> 01:07:05,796
(SCREAMING) Emile!

1300
01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:10,271
Oh! I know!

1301
01:07:12,947 --> 01:07:14,413
RAOUL: There we go!

1302
01:07:14,448 --> 01:07:16,917
- One-two, one-two, one-two...
- Oh.

1303
01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,721
Sorry, but we're still sinking!

1304
01:07:19,756 --> 01:07:21,574
RAOUL: Maybe, but we're moving.

1305
01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:22,806
Up, down. Up, down.

1306
01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:25,600
(PANTING)

1307
01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:30,457
Get us down, Pate. Get us down!

1308
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,672
I'm trying my best, sir!

1309
01:07:32,675 --> 01:07:34,734
Your best is not good enough!

1310
01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:51,659
<i>And, voila!</i>

1311
01:07:51,694 --> 01:07:53,458
Safe and sound and dry!

1312
01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:57,299
Thanks to the great team,
"Raoul and Catherine"!

1313
01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:58,659
Catherine!

1314
01:07:58,826 --> 01:07:59,600
No!

1315
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:08,559
(PANTING)

1316
01:08:10,045 --> 01:08:12,514
- Oh, Emile?
- Maud? What are you...

1317
01:08:12,548 --> 01:08:15,779
You know the monster
that everyone's talking about?

1318
01:08:15,814 --> 01:08:16,308
He's here...

1319
01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:19,870
No, no, no. Don't worry, Maud.
We're here to protect him.

1320
01:08:19,905 --> 01:08:20,354
You protect a monster?

1321
01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:23,256
- RAOUL: Come on, Romeo!
- Yeah! I'm coming!

1322
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:24,634
I will be right back for you.

1323
01:08:24,669 --> 01:08:25,978
Wherever you go, I'm going.

1324
01:08:27,605 --> 01:08:29,164
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1325
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:33,884
It's no good, sir!

1326
01:08:33,919 --> 01:08:34,703
Huh?

1327
01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:39,022
MAYNOTT: You're hopeless.

1328
01:08:41,202 --> 01:08:42,044
Sir?

1329
01:08:42,620 --> 01:08:43,746
(CHUCKLES)

1330
01:08:44,038 --> 01:08:45,096
(GUNSHOT)

1331
01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:48,971
I don't... I don't mean
to tell you what to do, sir,

1332
01:08:49,006 --> 01:08:50,814
but don't you think... I mean...

1333
01:08:50,849 --> 01:08:51,746
We should reconsider.

1334
01:08:51,754 --> 01:08:55,918
(IN HIGH VOICE) I mean, that, that creature
never really hurt anybody.

1335
01:08:55,953 --> 01:08:56,223
That's not the point...

1336
01:08:56,258 --> 01:08:59,284
Why are you talking
with that ridiculous voice?

1337
01:08:59,319 --> 01:08:59,769
It's the helium, sir.

1338
01:08:59,804 --> 01:09:03,672
(IN HIGH VOICE) The monster stands
between me and the city hall.

1339
01:09:03,699 --> 01:09:05,260
He dies...
(CHUCKLES) And I Win!

1340
01:09:05,893 --> 01:09:07,054
(CHUCKLING)

1341
01:09:07,812 --> 01:09:08,870
(PANTING)

1342
01:09:09,563 --> 01:09:10,689
Francoeur!

1343
01:09:12,066 --> 01:09:13,329
Are you okay?

1344
01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:16,847
Uh-oh.

1345
01:09:18,239 --> 01:09:19,968
Come on! Quick! Quick!

1346
01:09:22,243 --> 01:09:23,870
Step aside, Lucille!

1347
01:09:24,745 --> 01:09:26,095
Go ahead. Shoot.

1348
01:09:26,130 --> 01:09:27,445
Don't tempt me.

1349
01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:30,049
The newspapers were right.

1350
01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:33,645
There is a monster in Paris.
And I'm looking right at him.

1351
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,463
What?

1352
01:09:34,672 --> 01:09:36,697
(CHUCKLES) Have it your way!

1353
01:09:36,882 --> 01:09:37,940
(GUNSHOT)

1354
01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:39,946
Oh, I'm hit! Man down!

1355
01:09:40,678 --> 01:09:42,237
I'm okay. I'm okay.

1356
01:09:43,097 --> 01:09:45,099
- Go, Francoeur! Go!
- Go!

1357
01:09:47,476 --> 01:09:48,500
(GRUNTS)

1358
01:09:50,437 --> 01:09:51,438
(YELLS)

1359
01:09:53,524 --> 01:09:54,855
No,Lucille,no!

1360
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,304
Raoul!

1361
01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:03,424
- Raoul!
- Hold on, Lucille.

1362
01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:04,778
- Raoul!
- I'm here!

1363
01:10:05,077 --> 01:10:06,238
(CHUCKLING)

1364
01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:08,167
Stop right now!

1365
01:10:08,202 --> 01:10:09,506
Of course, yes...

1366
01:10:09,748 --> 01:10:10,590
Boo!

1367
01:10:12,668 --> 01:10:13,726
(PANTING)

1368
01:10:13,878 --> 01:10:15,710
Oh! Emile! Are you okay?

1369
01:10:24,847 --> 01:10:26,406
What are you doing?

1370
01:10:27,391 --> 01:10:29,450
Hold on, Lucille! I'm coming!

1371
01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:38,516
Emile, it's okay, it's over. Let me help you.

1372
01:10:39,695 --> 01:10:42,130
You know what, Maud? I'm very upset.

1373
01:10:42,698 --> 01:10:46,168
And for the first time,
I'm gonna do something about it!

1374
01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,962
- May I borrow that, please?
- Sure!

1375
01:10:50,122 --> 01:10:52,557
- Almost there. It's okay!
- Raoul!

1376
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:56,481
Don't worry everything
is gonna be all right. Okay?

1377
01:10:56,516 --> 01:10:57,752
Lucille, I'm right here.

1378
01:10:58,172 --> 01:10:59,230
Oh, no...

1379
01:11:01,759 --> 01:11:03,591
Oh, no! We're gonna die!

1380
01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,156
(CHUCKLES)

1381
01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:32,922
Give me that, you dwarf!

1382
01:11:32,957 --> 01:11:35,790
Well, I may be a dwarf but I have a big gun!

1383
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:39,570
Actually the gun is pretty small.
Now, now give it to me!

1384
01:11:39,605 --> 01:11:41,037
You leave my Emile alone!

1385
01:11:41,072 --> 01:11:42,106
Maud? No, no, stop!

1386
01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:46,652
- Still want to play the hero?
- EMILE: Stop!

1387
01:11:46,687 --> 01:11:46,917
Give me my gun.

1388
01:11:47,179 --> 01:11:48,854
- Or over she goes.
- (WHIMPERS)

1389
01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:51,415
Okay, okay! No, here. Here's your gun!

1390
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,744
We each have our destiny.
Yours lies in the shadows.

1391
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,664
And mine is out in the spotlight.

1392
01:12:04,279 --> 01:12:06,043
RAOUL: Oh. Your brooch.

1393
01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:08,284
Wait.

1394
01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:11,461
Hey!

1395
01:12:17,084 --> 01:12:18,813
Maud, close your eyes!

1396
01:12:18,848 --> 01:12:19,526
(GROANS)

1397
01:12:50,451 --> 01:12:51,612
(SCREAMING)

1398
01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:01,212
Oh, Emile. You were wonderful.

1399
01:13:01,962 --> 01:13:03,726
Just like in my dreams.

1400
01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,371
In your dreams?

1401
01:13:20,647 --> 01:13:21,705
(GUNSHOT)

1402
01:13:22,316 --> 01:13:23,442
Francoeur!

1403
01:13:25,319 --> 01:13:27,845
MAYNOTT: Where are you? Where are
you?

1404
01:13:28,864 --> 01:13:29,990
(LAUGHING)

1405
01:13:32,534 --> 01:13:33,592
I did it!

1406
01:13:34,495 --> 01:13:36,623
I killed the monster of Paris!

1407
01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,334
(LAUGHING)

1408
01:13:51,887 --> 01:13:53,013
(WHIMPERS)

1409
01:13:56,975 --> 01:13:58,101
(LAUGHING)

1410
01:13:59,019 --> 01:14:00,282
Commissioner.

1411
01:14:00,771 --> 01:14:02,205
Oh! Pate! Hello!

1412
01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:05,380
I have a message from the Interior
Minister.

1413
01:14:05,415 --> 01:14:07,904
He's not happy with all the
destruction caused

1414
01:14:07,986 --> 01:14:11,650
by your psychopathic chase
in pursuit of your own ambitions.

1415
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:14,968
But as everyone can plainly see,
I have risked my life.

1416
01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:18,365
Pate, I have slain the monster.

1417
01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:21,932
- Tell that to the Minister.
- With pleasure.

1418
01:14:21,967 --> 01:14:23,342
Victor Maynott, I am arresting you

1419
01:14:23,377 --> 01:14:26,540
for the premeditated murder
of Monsieur Francoeur.

1420
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,758
What? Have you lost your mind?

1421
01:14:29,091 --> 01:14:30,354
The opposite.

1422
01:14:30,384 --> 01:14:32,559
I was so set on being a loyal officer,

1423
01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:35,461
I did not see the road you had taken us
down.

1424
01:14:35,848 --> 01:14:38,215
I needed a flea to show me the way.

1425
01:14:38,559 --> 01:14:41,688
Are you mad?
It was just a miserable little flea!

1426
01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:43,862
You are so wrong, sir.

1427
01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:46,307
There was more humanity in that flea

1428
01:14:46,342 --> 01:14:48,717
than in the louse I see before me now!

1429
01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:50,358
Take him away!

1430
01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:59,011
<i>FRANCOEUR: # See my face wet with tears</i>

1431
01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:02,473
<i># They're running down my cheeks</i>

1432
01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:06,462
<i># Washing over my fears</i>

1433
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,247
<i># Like rain upon the streets</i>

1434
01:15:11,884 --> 01:15:14,251
<i># I'm a monster but my heart</i>

1435
01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:18,505
<i># Is passionate and profound</i>

1436
01:15:20,434 --> 01:15:22,994
<i># I will sing like April showers</i>

1437
01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:26,304
<i># Singing 'til my final hour</i>

1438
01:15:27,774 --> 01:15:30,209
<i># Up here everything is clear</i>

1439
01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:33,337
<i># I'm looking at Paris</i>

1440
01:15:33,614 --> 01:15:35,548
<i># I know eventually</i>

1441
01:15:37,034 --> 01:15:39,401
<i># You'll know the meaning of</i>

1442
01:15:39,578 --> 01:15:41,580
<i># This thing that we</i>

1443
01:15:43,415 --> 01:15:44,940
<i># Call love</i>

1444
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:48,690
<i># So the end of this poem</i>

1445
01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:51,685
<i># If it really has a moral</i>

1446
01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:56,629
<i># This boogieman wants you to know</i>

1447
01:15:57,888 --> 01:16:00,255
<i># That love is in the soul #</i>

1448
01:16:23,914 --> 01:16:24,972
(SOBBING)

1449
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:27,565
Lucille?

1450
01:16:31,421 --> 01:16:34,186
Listen. Listen, to them. They all love you.

1451
01:16:34,221 --> 01:16:35,122
I can't, Raoul.

1452
01:16:35,509 --> 01:16:38,633
Of course, you can.
You were born to sing, Lucille.

1453
01:16:38,668 --> 01:16:41,758
If you don't do it for them, or me.
Do it for him.

1454
01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:43,930
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1455
01:16:45,227 --> 01:16:46,103
Okay?

1456
01:16:49,523 --> 01:16:51,184
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

1457
01:17:10,627 --> 01:17:11,651
Come on.

1458
01:17:13,088 --> 01:17:14,647
(FRANCOEUR SINGING)

1459
01:17:15,048 --> 01:17:15,890
Huh?

1460
01:17:19,344 --> 01:17:20,470
Francoeur!

1461
01:17:20,929 --> 01:17:21,987
(SINGING)

1462
01:17:25,767 --> 01:17:26,825
(SINGING)

1463
01:17:29,396 --> 01:17:30,522
He's here.

1464
01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:31,656
Huh?

1465
01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:33,665
(SINGING)

1466
01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:42,508
<i># To feel unbearable never again</i>

1467
01:17:43,243 --> 01:17:45,712
<i># Even if I change deep inside</i>

1468
01:17:45,747 --> 01:17:46,944
<i># I'll be the same</i>

1469
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,742
<i># We have a tendency to be ashamed</i>

1470
01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:51,466
<i># Let me tell you how</i>

1471
01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:54,368
<i># To help me break out of these chains</i>

1472
01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,874
<i># Just a little kiss will do</i>

1473
01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:07,033
<i># Just a little kiss from you</i>

1474
01:18:08,602 --> 01:18:11,765
<i># Don't you know that it's enough to believe</i>

1475
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,030
<i># That every glass of water</i>

1476
01:18:13,065 --> 01:18:15,500
<i># Will return to the sea... #</i>

1477
01:18:15,535 --> 01:18:15,907
Okay, let's go.

1478
01:18:15,942 --> 01:18:18,570
<i># It's very easy and it's apropos</i>

1479
01:18:18,862 --> 01:18:20,542
<i># It's not more complicated</i>

1480
01:18:20,577 --> 01:18:22,222
<i># Than a simple hello</i>

1481
01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:26,472
<i># So why not and why not?</i>

1482
01:18:27,788 --> 01:18:29,916
<i># So why not can it be?</i>

1483
01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:32,232
<i># To be to be enough?</i>

1484
01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:35,937
<i># One day two days three days for everyday</i>

1485
01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:46,009
<i>FRANCOEUR: # Just a little kiss Will do</i>

1486
01:18:46,044 --> 01:18:48,256
<i>LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss from you</i>

1487
01:18:50,685 --> 01:18:52,611
<i>BOTH: # Just a little kiss will do</i>

1488
01:18:52,646 --> 01:18:55,775
<i>LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss will from you</i>

1489
01:18:56,608 --> 01:18:58,241
Raoul, come and dance with us!

1490
01:18:58,276 --> 01:19:01,211
<i>FRANCOEUR: # Just a little kiss Will do</i>

1491
01:19:01,246 --> 01:19:02,088
<i>LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss</i>

1492
01:19:05,117 --> 01:19:06,792
<i>BOTH: # Just a little kiss will do</i>

1493
01:19:06,827 --> 01:19:09,694
<i>LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss from you</i>

1494
01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:22,274
<i>FRANCOEUR: # Just a little kiss Will do</i>

1495
01:19:22,309 --> 01:19:23,985
<i>LUCILLE: # Just a little kiss</i>

1496
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,120
Emile, over there.

1497
01:19:28,223 --> 01:19:29,384
(CHUCKLING)

1498
01:19:32,269 --> 01:19:35,102
- Excuse me, would you like to dance?
- Oh!

1499
01:19:43,196 --> 01:19:45,028
I love it, Commissioner.

1500
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,948
<i>BOTH: # Just a little kiss from</i>

1501
01:19:56,983 --> 01:19:58,468
<i># Just a little kiss from</i>

1502
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:01,063
<i># Just a little kiss from you! #</i>

1503
01:20:18,565 --> 01:20:19,930
(IMITATING CAR)

1504
01:20:22,903 --> 01:20:23,677
Oh!

1505
01:20:24,196 --> 01:20:25,322
(CHUCKLES)

1506
01:20:40,629 --> 01:20:41,790
(CHUCKLING)

1507
01:20:44,549 --> 01:20:45,607
Hey! Hey!

1508
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:53,490
(SOBBING)

1509
01:20:57,646 --> 01:20:58,704
(EXHALES)

1510
01:20:59,022 --> 01:21:00,490
LUCILLE: Come in!

1511
01:21:03,276 --> 01:21:06,439
Lucille, there's something
I've got to tell you...

1512
01:21:06,474 --> 01:21:08,581
Ever since first grade I've always...

1513
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:10,348
- Mmm.
- Oh, boy.

1514
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:12,433
I've always needed to, um...

1515
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:15,775
I love you too, you idiot.

1516
01:21:15,810 --> 01:21:17,681
- What?
- Ever since we met.

1517
01:21:17,716 --> 01:21:18,798
But you took my toy!

1518
01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:21,598
I was hoping you would come to get it
back.

1519
01:21:21,633 --> 01:21:22,387
- Really?
- Yes.

1520
01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:25,872
- You mean you love me?
- Mmm-hmm.

1521
01:21:26,591 --> 01:21:29,026
This is the greatest day of my life!

1522
01:21:33,807 --> 01:21:35,673
You still have it, right?

1523
01:21:35,708 --> 01:21:36,643
(CHUCKLES)

1524
01:27:03,136 --> 01:27:04,797
(FRENCH SONG PLAYING)

1525
01:29:37,081 --> 01:29:39,184
<i>BOTH: # To the bosses, I say no</i>

1526
01:29:39,219 --> 01:29:41,287
<i># To work I say, bye-bye</i>

1527
01:29:42,170 --> 01:29:44,217
<i># To my bed! will go
- (SCREAMING)</i>

1528
01:29:44,252 --> 01:29:46,265
<i># Doing nothing, that's life #</i>

1529
01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:49,667
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's life. Yeah!