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♪ OHHH OHHH OHHH ♪

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(beeping)

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(beeping stops)

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(exhales) MORNING.

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IT'S DAY 182
OF PROJECT COOPLETS.

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WE'RE AT 26 WEEKS. MULTIPLES ARE
USUALLY BORN AROUND 32.

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SO I'M SAVORING EVERY
LAST MINUTE OF THIS PREGNANCY.

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I MEAN, JUST LOOK
AT MY GORGEOUS WIFE.

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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

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HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

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I SWEAR, I HAVE NO IDEA.

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ALL I KNOW IS THAT THIS IS WHAT
I'VE WANTED MY ENTIRE LIFE--

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TO TAKE CARE OF MY PREGNANT WIFE
AND A HOUSE FULL OF KIDS.

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(kisses)
(snorts)

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OH.

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(grunts)

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(snorts)

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(mouth full) YOU KNOW,
I'M REALLY NOT MUCH

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OF A MORNING PERSON,
BUT THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO NOW,

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IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT
MULTITASKING.

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THE BABIES ARE THE SIZE
OF LETTUCE THIS WEEK.

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YOU KNOW,
THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT.

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BRAIN DEVELOPMENT HAS KICKED
INTO HIGH GEAR,

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SO IT'S IMPORTANT THAT CHARLOTTE
GET ALL THE RIGHT NUTRITION.

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AND YEAH, SOMETIMES
WHEN I GIVE HER HER VITAMINS,

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SHE THROWS THEM AT ME,
BUT I DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

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THIS IS WHAT I CAN DO
TO CONTRIBUTE

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WHILE SHE IS DOING ALL
THE HEAVY LIFTING, LITERALLY.

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(sets bottle down)

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(makes whooshing sound)

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YES!

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BREAKFAST IS CHARLOTTE'S
LEAST FAVORITE MEAL,

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SO I LIKE TO GIVE HER
PLENTY OF OPTIONS.

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THANKS FOR MAKING
ME PANCAKES, DAD.

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YOU GOT IT, MASE.

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RISE AND SHINE, BEAUTIFUL.

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TIME TO GET UP.

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(groans) ENOUGH
WITH THE DAMN BREAKFAST BUFFET.

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(groans)

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IT'S TOO EARLY.

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I LET YOU SLEEP
AS LONG AS I COULD.

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(utensils clatter)
NO, COOP.

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MY WATER JUST BROKE.
THE BABIES ARE COMING.

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(panting)

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(pencil scratches paper)

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YOU KNOCKED ME UP.

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MY GUYS PREVAILED.

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SWEETIE, WE'RE HAVING A BABY,
YOU AND ME?

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WE'RE HAVING A BABY.

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NO, COOPER. (chuckles)

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WE'RE HAVING THREE BABIES.

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(sighs)

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THREE? THREE BABIES.

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THAT... (laughs)

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IS AMAZING. I'M--WOW. OKAY.

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I CAN'T REACT.
SHE--SHE DOESN'T WANT ONE.

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SHE'S DEFINITELY
NOT GONNA WANT THREE.

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BUT I'M TOTALLY EXCITED.
YOU GET THAT, RIGHT?

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WOW.

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(chuckles)
THAT'S ONE WORD FOR IT.

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I CAN THINK OF A FEW OTHERS,
ALL FOUR LETTERS.

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ARE YOU OKAY?

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NO. YOU HEARD ME, RIGHT?

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THREE BABIES.

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I KNOW WHEN THE NIGHT
OF CONCEPTION WAS.

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WE WERE IN THE SHOWER,
AND SHE DID THIS THING...
NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT.

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AND THEN I DID
THIS OTHER THING...
THIS THING'S SUPPOSED TO BE
99.9% EFFECTIVE.

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AND I MADE SOUNDS
COME OUT OF HER...
LUCKY ME. I'M THE 1%.

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THAT YOU DO NOT HEAR
IN NATURE.
UGH! YOU KNOW HOW BIG
I'M GONNA GET...

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I WAS THE MAN.

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HOW HARD IT'S GONNA BE TO TAKE
CARE OF THREE RUG RATS?

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OKAY. I KNOW IT'S A LOT
TO TAKE IN.

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IS IT OKAY THAT
I'M A LITTLE BIT EXCITED?

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AS LONG AS YOU DON'T EXPECT
ME TO BE.

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UGH.

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(sighs)

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(pencil scratches paper)

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OKAY.
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

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YOU'VE SEEN
PLENTY OF ULTRASOUNDS.

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NOT WHEN THEY'RE OUR KIDS

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AND NOT WHEN
THEY'RE THE SIZE OF PLUMS.

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OH, COME ON, CHARLOTTE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED.

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ALL ULTRASOUNDS LOOK THE SAME.

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THEY'RE LIKE THE SKETCHES
OF "AMERICA'S MOST WANTED."

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YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY SOMEONE
FROM THOSE.

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ALL RIGHT.
THERE THEY ARE.

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THERE'S BABY ONE,

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BABY TWO...

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OH, YOU SEE IT, RIGHT?
THOSE ARE CLEARLY OUR KIDS.

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SHE HAS NO IDEA
WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

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(high-pitched voice) HI, KIDS.

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(chuckles)
(normal voice) I MADE YOU.

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THIS MEANS I CAN'T GO
TO THE UROLOGY CONFERENCE

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IN SPAIN IN OCTOBER.

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WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO
TO HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS.

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OH, COME ON, CHARLOTTE.
YOU'RE PREGNANT.

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YOU'RE NOT TERMINALLY ILL.

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I'M GONNA BE A DOUBLE-WIDE
WITH FEET.

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MORE OF YOU TO LOVE.

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LOOK, ALL THREE LOOK GREAT.

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YOU SAID WITH TRIPLETS,
ONE OF 'EM MIGHT NOT MAKE IT.

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NO, WHAT I SAID WAS THAT
WITH MULTIPLES,

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THERE'S A 53% CHANCE
OF SPONTANEOUS REDUCTION,

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BUT SINCE THAT USUALLY HAPPENS
IN THE FIRST TRIMESTER,

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YOU ARE ALMOST IN THE CLEAR.

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YAY FOR ME.

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LOOK, THERE ARE INHERENT RISKS
WITH CARRYING TRIPLETS TO TERM.

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WE SHOULD GO BACK TO MY OFFICE
AND TALK ABOUT IT.

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I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE HOSPITAL.

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NO, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
IS HIRE A NEW E.R. DOC

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AND FOCUS ON THE PLUMS.

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(sighs)

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(pencil scratches paper)

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(indistinct conversations)

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SORRY.
(clears throat)

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I'D, UH, JUST AS SOON
KEEP THIS TO MYSELF,

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BUT SINCE
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE,

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I'M, UH,

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I'M PREGNANT...

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WITH TRIPLETS.

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WOW.
THAT'S SO WONDERFUL.

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CONGRATULATIONS!
THAT'S SO GREAT. YEAH.

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OKAY, WHO ALREADY KNEW?

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TIME-OUT. IF THERE'S
A TIME AND A PLACE TO LIE,

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IT'S RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW.

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AND DON'T YOU DARE LIE
TO A PREGNANT WOMAN.

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LET'S GO, PEOPLE.
SHOW OF HANDS.

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OW!
IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU
TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT?

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YOU TOLD ADDISON.
SHE'S MY DOCTOR.

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WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE
FOR TELLING VIOLET?
DOESN'T COUNT.

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THANKS, COOP.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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I'M SORRY. I TOLD JAKE.
(mouth full) BUT ONLY
SO SHE COULD PICK MY BRAIN

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ABOUT PREGNANCY WITH MULTIPLES.

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(Amelia) I SAW COOPER TROLLING
THE INTERNET FOR BABY NAMES.

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AND NOT THAT YOU ASKED,

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BUT YOUR KID WILL BE PANTSED
EVERY DAY IF YOU NAME HIM OTIS.

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AND COOP WAS ASKING ME

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WHEN NAOMI STARTED WEARING
MATERNITY CLOTHES.

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MM.
YOU THINK I LOOK FAT?

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NO, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

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BEAUTIFUL AND FAT,

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BUT BEAUTIFUL.

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I MAY BE THE LAST ONE TO KNOW,

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BUT THIS IS FANTASTIC NEWS.

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SERIOUSLY. NEW LIFE.
YOU--YOU MUST BE SO EXCITED.

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I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE ODDS
THAT MY BODY MIGHT ABSORB

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AT LEAST ONE OF THESE
FREELOADERS BEFORE BIRTH.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.

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THAT'S TERRIBLE.
THAT'S DARWIN.

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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

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YOU GONNA FIND OUT THE SEX?

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WELL, THE ULTRASOUND
WON'T BE DEFINITIVE

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UNTIL CLOSER TO 18 WEEKS.

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IF THIS TECHNICALLY WASN'T
A HIGH-RISK PREGNANCY,

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I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE
ANOTHER ULTRASOUND.

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I MEAN, I WANT THE MYSTERY OF
THAT. I WANT THE ANTICIPATION.

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I WANT TO KNOW
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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BUT I MEAN, IT WOULD BE AWESOME
IF IT WAS A SURPRISE, RIGHT?

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I AM PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS.

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THAT'S SURPRISE ENOUGH
FOR A LIFETIME.

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SO WE'RE HAVING TRIPLETS.

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(laughter)
GREAT.
CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.

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I THREW OUT ALMOST EVERYTHING
OR DONATED IT TO CHARITY.

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BUT I STILL HAVE
PETE'S TOOTHBRUSH.

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I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT BABIES...
I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT.

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BUT BABIES ARE LIFE, AND VIOLET
WANTS TO TALK ABOUT DEATH.
THE BRISTLES ARE ALL WORN DOWN
AND THERE'S EVEN

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THAT LITTLE STAIN OF DRIED
TOOTHPASTE UNDERNEATH IT.
I NEED TO FOCUS.
I NEED TO FOCUS ON DEATH.

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AND I JUST STARE AT IT
EVERY MORNING...

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IT SOUNDS WRONG, DOESN'T IT?
IN THE BATHROOM.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S NOT ACTUALLY
GONNA COME BACK TO USE IT,

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BUT IT JUST MAKES ME
FEEL BETTER TO SEE IT THERE,

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NEXT TO MINE ON A SINK.

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WHATEVER WORKS, RIGHT?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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DON'T YOU THINK--

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I MEAN, SHOULDN'T YOU BE
TALKING TO SOMEONE?

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I'M TALKING TO YOU.

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COME--

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I MEAN--I MEAN,
I HAVE GRIEF GROUP,

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WHICH SORT OF HELPS.

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I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW.
LOOK, I MEAN,

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PETE IS DEAD, AND, UM...

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AND THAT SUCKS.

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IT'S GONNA SUCK
UNTIL IT DOESN'T.

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OH, I'M SO SORRY, VI.
OKAY.

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SHE'S MOURNING THE LOSS
OF HER HUSBAND,

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AND HE WAS MY FRIEND.

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I JUST CAN'T GO THERE RIGHT NOW.
I AM IN BABY LAND.

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I MEAN, I WANT TO BE DOING
CARTWHEELS, WHICH IS FUNNY,

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'CAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE
A CARTWHEEL IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

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I NEED TO STOP THIS.
OKAY, HER HUSBAND IS DEAD.

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I CANNOT SHOW HER MY BABY GLEE.

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I NEED TO SMILE AND NOD
AND PRETEND I'M LISTENING.

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(exhales deeply)

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OKAY.

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THANKS. THANKS, COOPER.

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FOR WHAT?
FOR LISTENING.

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ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

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I'M GONNA BE LATE
FOR MY GROUP.
OKAY.

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(door opens)

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(people speaking indistinctly)

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SHE THANKED ME FOR LISTENING.

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I WASN'T LISTENING.

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I'M A BAD FRIEND.
I MEAN, SHE NEEDS HELP.

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SHE IS SUFFERING,
AND I'M... JUST AN ASS.

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I MEAN, GO.
GO--GO BE WITH VIOLET.

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SERIOUSLY, I'M GOOD. GO.

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(woman speaking indistinctly
over p.a.)

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VIOLET?

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YOU'RE NOT IN GRIEF GROUP.

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GABI, HI.

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UH, YEAH, I WAS
CHECKING ON A PATIENT.

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GUESS I LOST TRACK OF TIME.

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OH, ME, TOO.
I WAS VISITING ALLY.

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I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS AT ST. AMBROSE.

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YEAH. THIS IS LIKE MY SECOND
HOME. I'M HERE EVERY DAY.

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YOU KNOW, I READ TO HER,
PLAY MUSIC.

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YOU KNOW, JUST LET HER KNOW
I LOVE HER.

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THAT'S REALLY NICE.

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WELL, IF WE GO NOW,
WE WON'T BE TOO LATE.

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IS IT AWFUL
THAT I WANNA PLAY HOOKY?

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OH, GOD. (laughs) NO.

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IT'S HARD, THE WORK
THAT WE DO OVER THERE.

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00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:20,333
YEAH, IT'S ALSO HARD TO HEAR
OVER KASEY'S SOBBING.

225
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,625
(laughs)

226
00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,583
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I'M SORRY.

227
00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:25,917
NO, JUST THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF
TISSUES THAT SHE USES, YOU KNOW,

228
00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:28,208
LIKE A WHOLE BOX, REALLY?

229
00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,500
WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?

230
00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,750
YEAH,
BUT IT'S ALSO THAT THERE'S

231
00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:31,959
A KIND OF PECKING ORDER,
YOU KNOW?

232
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,583
I MEAN, I KNOW I'M ENTITLED
TO MISS MY GIRLFRIEND,

233
00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:38,792
BUT HER SON WAS LIKE,
WHAT, 26 WHEN HE DIED?

234
00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,291
HOW DO YOU COMPETE
WITH THAT?

235
00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:41,583
YOU PLAY HOOKY.

236
00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:44,792
(woman speaking indistinctly
over p.a.)

237
00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,583
DO YOU WANT COMPANY?

238
00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,000
OKAY, EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.

239
00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,875
THE FIRST TRIMESTER TESTS
CAME BACK

240
00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,667
NEGATIVE FOR TRISOMY 13 AND 18,

241
00:08:52,709 --> 00:08:54,166
WHICH MEANS IT'S UNLIKELY
THAT THE KIDS

242
00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,041
WILL HAVE
ANY CHROMOSOMAL ABNORMALITIES.

243
00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,333
WE CAN GO AHEAD AND DO AN AMNIO
AT 16 WEEKS TO BE SURE.

244
00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:00,834
SOUNDS GREAT.

245
00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,041
RIGHT, CHAR?

246
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,375
FANTASTIC. ARE WE DONE?

247
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,375
NO. NO. WE HAVE TO DISCUSS
YOUR OPTIONS.

248
00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:07,166
NO, I KNOW MY OPTIONS.

249
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,542
I'D LIKE TO HEAR THE OPTIONS.

250
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,667
WITH MULTIPLES,
THERE'S A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY

251
00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:15,792
OF PRETERM DELIVERY, RESULTING
IN LOW BIRTHWEIGHT INFANTS,

252
00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:17,917
WHICH ARE AT RISK.
I KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE AT RISK FOR.

253
00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,792
A DEAD MOTHER.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE AT RISK FOR,

254
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:22,458
BECAUSE I JUST MAY KILL HER
RIGHT NOW.

255
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,083
THE PROBLEM IS,
SHE'S CARRYING MY BABIES,

256
00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,417
SO I GUESS I SHOULD WAIT.

257
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,583
IDEALLY,
WE WANT TO GET 32 WEEKS.

258
00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,208
THAT GIVES THE BABIES
THE BEST CHANCE.

259
00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,583
ANYTHING BEFORE 26 WEEKS,

260
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,041
AND YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE POSSIBILITY

261
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,208
OF COGNITIVE
AND NEUROLOGICAL IMPAIRMENTS.

262
00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,500
GREAT. GOT IT.

263
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,041
YOU DID YOUR JOB.

264
00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:45,375
SHE HAS TO UNDERSTAND THE RISKS.
CAN--CAN YOU TALK TO HER?

265
00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,500
TELL ME
WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.

266
00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:58,625
(exhales deeply)

267
00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,542
(exhales)

268
00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,458
CAN'T SLEEP?

269
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,041
AH, BLOODSUCKING TICKS ARE
GIVING ME HEARTBURN.

270
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,125
CAN'T WAIT TILL
THEY KEEP ME UP KICKBOXING.

271
00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,709
ANYTHING I CAN DO?

272
00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,041
HMM. GO BACK IN TIME,

273
00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,875
WEAR A CONDOM.

274
00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:17,458
(chuckles)

275
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,959
SO I WAS TALKING TO ADDISON
THIS AFTERNOON AFTER YOU LEFT.

276
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,333
AND WITH TRIPLETS,
YOU'RE LOOKING AT A LOT

277
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:25,583
OF POSSIBLE
OBSTETRIC COMPLICATIONS.

278
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,792
REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED IF THERE
WAS ANYTHING YOU COULD DO?

279
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,250
STOP TALKING.

280
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,542
YOU'RE AT RISK
FOR PRETERM LABOR,

281
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,041
PREMATURE RUPTURED MEMBRANES,

282
00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,041
GESTATIONAL DIABETES,
PREECLAMPSIA,

283
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:38,500
AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGING,

284
00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:40,500
WHICH MEANS YOU COULD DIE,
CHARLOTTE.

285
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:43,041
COOPER, I'M A DOCTOR.
I KNOW WHAT I'M AT RISK FOR.

286
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:45,375
OH, MY GOD. I TAKE BACK
THE WHOLE KILLING HER THING.
I KNOW
THE POSSIBLE COMPLICATIONS.

287
00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,125
OKAY?
QUIT BEING SO DRAMATIC.

288
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,375
IS IT GONE?

289
00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,333
QUIT BEING SO DRAMATIC.

290
00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:53,583
I THINK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
SELECTIVE REDUCTION.

291
00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,750
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY
I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS?

292
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,542
REDUCTION FROM TRIPLETS
TO TWINS,

293
00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:59,959
DECREASES THE RISK
OF SEVERE PREMATURITY

294
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,917
AND THE RISK
OF LOSING THE WHOLE PREGNANCY

295
00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,750
FALLS FROM 15% TO 4%.

296
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:06,083
I WON'T ABORT.

297
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:11,709
YOU WERE HOPING THAT ONE OF THEM
WOULD BE ABSORBED ANYWAY.

298
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:12,750
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

299
00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,709
ABSORBED IS
MY HIGHER POWER AT WORK.

300
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,000
ABORTION IS
ME MAKING THE CALL.

301
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,959
SELECTIVE REDUCTION
ISN'T EXACTLY ABORTION.

302
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,625
IT'S A SHOT TO THE HEART
OF A FETUS

303
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,208
WITH POTASSIUM CHLORIDE.

304
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,041
YOU KNOW HOW YOU PICK?

305
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:28,041
WHICHEVER ONE'S CLOSEST.
THAT'S WHO GETS THE NEEDLE.

306
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,917
I'M NOT DOING THAT.

307
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,250
I HAVE TO PEE.

308
00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:37,000
(grunts)

309
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,583
(exhales)

310
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,333
OKAY, THAT'S HORRIBLE,

311
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,375
BUT IF LOSING ONE MEANS
YOU CAN SAVE TWO,

312
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:52,041
IF LOSING ONE MEANS CHARLOTTE
WOULD BE OKAY? I DON'T KNOW.

313
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:54,458
I DON'T KNOW. I'M THE DAD,
SO I SHOULD HAVE A SAY,

314
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:58,834
BUT RIGHT NOW MOM'S DOING
ALL THE HARD WORK.

315
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:03,458
IT'S CHARLOTTE'S BODY,
IT'S HER LIFE, IT'S HER CHOICE.

316
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,709
(water running)
BUT I CAN'T LOSE HER AND I DON'T
WANT TO LOSE ANY OF MY BABIES.

317
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,792
(water stops)

318
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,500
SO WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?

319
00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:15,041
WHAT DO I DO?

320
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:18,583
COOPER.

321
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:21,709
WE TOLD MASON HE WAS
HAVING THREE SIBLINGS.

322
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:26,709
THEN MASON'S HAVING
THREE SIBLINGS.

323
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,250
(pencil scratches paper)

324
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,667
WOW. THEY HAVE
A LOT OF STROLLERS HERE.

325
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,125
MM-HMM.
YES. OH. HERE YOU GO.
LOOK AT THIS ONE.

326
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,875
NO. BABY IN THE FRONT
WILL BE 3 MILES AWAY.

327
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,458
I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT.
SOMEONE COULD SNATCH IT

328
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,208
AND I WOULDN'T KNOW TILL,
LIKE, AN HOUR LATER.

329
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,542
(Mason) WELL, I-I CAN HELP.
SHE'S INSANE. RIGHT?
I MEAN, IT'S 3 FEET.

330
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,041
UNLESS SHE'S LEGALLY BLIND,
SHE'LL BE ABLE TO SPOT DANGER.
I MEAN I COULD WALK,
LIKE, IN FRONT

331
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,250
WITH ONE OF THE BABIES.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A HELL
OF A BIG BROTHER.

332
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,083
CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS?

333
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:07,041
YES. WE ARE LOOKING
FOR STROLLERS, BUT, UM,

334
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,917
THERE'S A LOT
TO CHOOSE FROM.

335
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,500
WE HAVE SOME EXCELLENT MODELS,

336
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,250
BUT THE TRUTH IS, IT'S REALLY
BEST TO CARRY THE BABY

337
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,291
AND HOLD THEM CLOSE.
I DID THAT WITH MINE.

338
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,458
YEAH, WELL, I'M PREGNANT
WITH TRIPLETS,

339
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,125
SO HOW DO I HOLD ALL THREE
AT THE SAME TIME?

340
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:24,250
DO YOU PUT ONE IN A BASKET
ON YOUR HEAD? OR--OR MAYBE

341
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:26,041
WITH THREE IT DOESN'T REALLY
MATTER IF I DROP ONE

342
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,166
NOW AND AGAIN,
'CAUSE I'VE GOT SPARES.

343
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,041
OH, GOOD. SHE'S MAKING FRIENDS.
(Mason) YOU DON'T REALLY
MEAN THAT, RIGHT?

344
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,041
I'LL BET THIS LADY WISHES
SHE CALLED IN SICK TODAY.
I CAN HELP WITH THE BABIES.

345
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,291
I CAN CARRY ONE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.

346
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,166
UH, WE'LL LET YOU KNOW
IF WE NEED ANYTHING. THANKS.

347
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,709
WITH MY LUCK, SHE'LL BE WAITING
FOR ME IN THE BREAST PUMP AISLE

348
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,083
SO SHE CAN TELL ME HOW
SHE NURSED ALL OF HER KIDS

349
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,083
UNTIL THEY'RE 27.

350
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,375
EW! PEOPLE REALLY DO THAT?
NO.

351
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,208
WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT,
EVERYONE'S GOT AN OPINION,

352
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,041
AND THEY ALL
WANNA OFFER ADVICE.

353
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,041
OKAY, DOES SOMEONE NEED
A HUG? THREE...

354
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,834
TWO...
ONE.

355
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,166
(clears throat)

356
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,208
WHO'S CRANKY?

357
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,375
(sighs and sniffs)

358
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,750
YOU CAN LET GO.
ALL RIGHT.

359
00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:01,291
YOU CAN STAY.
OKAY.

360
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,625
(people speaking indistinctly)

361
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:06,542
YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT LUCAS
IN GROUP TODAY. HOW'S HE DOING?

362
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,291
HE DOESN'T ASK ABOUT PETE
ANYMORE.

363
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,583
I'M WORRIED THAT HE WON'T
REMEMBER HIS DAD,

364
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,041
BUT SOMETIMES I THINK
THAT'S BETTER.

365
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:17,333
SURE. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER,
THERE'S NOTHING TO MISS.

366
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:20,041
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I NEED--
AMNESIA.

367
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,041
(chuckles)

368
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,458
ALTHOUGH I'M ALREADY
STARTING TO FORGET THINGS.

369
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,583
LIKE WHAT?

370
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,375
OUR FIRST DATE,
ALLY AND I WENT

371
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,041
TO THIS HOLE-IN-THE-WALL
RESTAURANT IN MEXICO

372
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,834
WHILE WE WERE WORKING
DOWN THERE.

373
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,875
I WAS WRITING
FOR "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC."

374
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,375
SHE WAS TAKING
THE PICTURES.

375
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,875
I'VE BEEN RACKING MY BRAIN
FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS,

376
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:40,041
BUT I CAN'T RECALL
THE NAME OF THE PLACE.

377
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,041
ALLY WOULD KNOW.

378
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,166
BUT SHE HASN'T
ANSWERED ME IN A WHILE.

379
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,250
I AM SO SORRY.

380
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:49,291
I CAN'T IMAGINE
HOW HARD THIS IS FOR YOU.

381
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:53,375
I KEEP HOPING THAT
I CAN WILL HER TO WAKE UP.

382
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:56,834
NONE OF THE DOCTORS CAN AGREE
AS TO WHEN THAT MIGHT BE.

383
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,875
BUT AS LONG
AS A CHANCE EXISTS,

384
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,041
I CAN'T GIVE UP.

385
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,125
I WON'T.

386
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:11,208
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!

387
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,917
OH, MY--I'M SO EXCITED
FOR YOU GUYS. THIS IS AMAZING.

388
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:16,041
AMAZING? I CAN'T HAVE
TOO MUCH COFFEE.

389
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,667
I CAN'T EAT SUSHI. I'M SUPPOSED
TO WATCH MY MERCURY LEVELS

390
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,875
AND BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR
TOXOPLASMA, LISTERIA, E.COLI.

391
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,500
YEAH, SHE SHOULD KEEP
COMPLAINING TO AMELIA...
(speaking indistinctly)

392
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,917
ABOUT PREGNANCY BECAUSE
IT MUST'VE BEEN REALLY FUN

393
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,417
TO GO THROUGH THE NINE MONTHS

394
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,125
AND THEN GIVE BIRTH TO A BABY
WITH NO BRAIN.

395
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,083
...AND EVEN HERBAL TEA.
HERBAL TEA.

396
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,250
AND THEN THE DAMN SHOPPING
HAS TO GET DONE

397
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,500
BEFORE THEY GET HERE--

398
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,083
THE BOTTLES, THE DIAPERS.

399
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,458
AND WHAT THE HELL'S A LAYETTE?

400
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,083
I CAN'T EVEN GO
TO THE STORE ANYMORE, THOUGH,

401
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:41,333
BECAUSE I'M SO GASSY AND ITCHY--
MY BOOBS, MY BUMP.

402
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:45,125
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS CRAP.
I HAVE A JOB. TWO JOBS.

403
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,542
YOU KNOW, IF WE THREW YOU
A SHOWER--

404
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,208
NO.
COME ON. THINK ABOUT IT.
IT COULD BE FUN.

405
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,709
CHARLOTTE HATES SHOWERS.
COME ON. THINK ABOUT IT.
IT COULD BE FUN.

406
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,083
MOSTLY SHE HATES THE WOMEN
THAT HAVE SHOWERS...
WE CAN STUFF OUR FACES
WITH GREAT FOOD...

407
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,917
BECAUSE THEY'RE
ALL THAT WOMAN...
(speaking indistinctly)

408
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:56,709
YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT THINK
THE WORLD NEEDS TO STOP

409
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,166
BECAUSE THEY'RE PREGNANT,

410
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,041
LIKE THEY'RE THE FIRST ONES
TO EVER DO THAT.

411
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,792
...SUGARY BAKED GOODS.

412
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:05,000
I HATE SHOWERS.
YOU KNOW WHO HAS SHOWERS?

413
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,875
THAT WOMAN--THE ONE I HATE,

414
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,083
THE ONE WHO THINKS
THE WORLD'S GOTTA STOP

415
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,750
BECAUSE SHE'S HAVING A BABY.

416
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:10,917
LIKE SHE'S THE FIRST
ONE TO EVER DO IT.

417
00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:13,291
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
THERE IS NO DANGER

418
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,875
OF YOU EVER BECOMING
THAT WOMAN.

419
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:19,041
SECOND, YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU
NEED EVERYTHING IN TRIPLICATE.

420
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,083
SO IF I THROW YOU A SHOWER,

421
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,333
YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ANY OF IT.

422
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,709
I'LL REGISTER FOR YOU,

423
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:23,875
AND BY THE TIME THE BABIES
ARE BORN,

424
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,125
YOU'LL HAVE
EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

425
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,041
SO YOU CAN BE GASSY
IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME.

426
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,166
SO REALLY,
YOU'RE JUST BUYING ME STUFF?

427
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,041
OKAY.

428
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:38,125
WHAT SHE MEANT TO SAY WAS
"THANK YOU."

429
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,166
(laughs)

430
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,041
(pencil scratches paper)

431
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,917
20 MINUTES FOR YOU,
30 FOR ME,

432
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,834
AND TEN MINUTES FOR
"AMERICAN BAKE OFF."

433
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,792
UH...
OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE
IN "BAKE OFF,"

434
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:52,333
BUT MY 30 IS NONNEGOTIABLE.
I NEED EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

435
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:53,792
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

436
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,000
US, COMMISERATING
ABOUT OUR LIVES

437
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,041
OVER CORNED BEEF
ON MARBLE RYE.

438
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,083
RIGHT. LUNCH.

439
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,583
I TOTALLY FORGOT.

440
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,834
DID YOU FORGET?

441
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,041
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU FORGOT.

442
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,667
(mouse clicks)
I FORGOT.

443
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:07,250
AND ADDISON'S ABOUT TO DO
CHARLOTTE'S ULTRASOUND

444
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,583
IN, LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT?
NO.

445
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,625
OH, MY GOD.
PLEASE DON'T LET HER BE MAD.
IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED
YOUR MIND.

446
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,667
I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T HANDLE THAT
RIGHT NOW.
WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE...

447
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:15,125
I JUST WANT TO SEE
MY LITTLE SWEET POTATOES.
GIVEN WHAT YOU'VE GOT
GOING ON.

448
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,625
YOU'RE NOT MAD, ARE YOU?

449
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:17,875
I'M FURIOUS.

450
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,625
YEAH, BLOW OFF
YOUR WIFE'S ULTRASOUND

451
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,500
AND HAVE LUNCH WITH ME.
(kisses)

452
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,000
YOU KNOW, IF YOU STILL WANT ONE,
WE CAN DO AN AMNIO.

453
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:28,041
NO.

454
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,041
I REALIZE THAT THERE ARE
ASSOCIATED RISKS,

455
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,959
BUT I DO KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.

456
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,875
OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. EVEN
IF AN AMNIO TELLS US EACH KID

457
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:37,041
HAS TWO HEADS AND IS COVERED IN
GILLS, THEY'RE STILL OUR BABIES

458
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:40,291
AND THEY'LL STAY OUR BABIES.

459
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,583
MM.

460
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,417
HI, KING-FREEDMANS
OR FREEDMAN-KINGS.

461
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,041
DID YOU MISS ME?

462
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,291
WELL, HOW COULD THEY MISS YOU?
YOU TALK TO 'EM EVERY DAMN DAY.

463
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,166
OKAY, SO THERE'S
BABY NUMBER ONE.
I READ IN ONE
OF THE PREGNANCY BOOKS

464
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,208
THAT IF YOU TALK
TO YOUR CHILDREN EVERY DAY...
TWO, YOU CAN SEE HIS HAND...

465
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,417
THEY'RE MORE SECURE
AND WELL-ADJUSTED.
AND THEN BABY NUMBER THREE...

466
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,041
I DON'T KNOW. AT LEAST
THEY'LL KNOW ME RIGHT AWAY.

467
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,041
IS HIDING
BEHIND THE OTHER TWO.

468
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,041
IT IS PRETTY CROWDED IN THERE,

469
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:03,583
BUT YOUR GIRLS...

470
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,417
LOOK GOOD.
GIRLS?

471
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,041
ALL THREE OF 'EM?
ALL THREE OF 'EM.

472
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:10,208
(high-pitched voice)
GIRLS ARE AWESOME!

473
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,125
OH, MY GOD!

474
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,333
(laughs)

475
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,959
OH, MAN!
OH!

476
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,333
WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO
WITH THREE GIRLS?

477
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:18,375
(laughs)
(sighs)

478
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,625
(pencil scratches paper)

479
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,208
(blows air)

480
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,917
(jangles keys)

481
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:26,959
CHARLOTTE?

482
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,709
(Charlotte groans)

483
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,041
(exhales)

484
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,333
YOU OKAY?

485
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:34,625
IT'S 7:00 P.M.

486
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,125
I'M TIRED.

487
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,959
I'M ALWAYS TIRED.

488
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,875
IT'S BECAUSE
I DON'T SLEEP ANYMORE.

489
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,875
EVERYTHING'S TIGHT.
MY SOCKS ARE TIGHT.

490
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:45,041
MY TOWELS ARE TIGHT.

491
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,041
THE FREAKING MANGOES ARE
MAKING ME MISERABLE.

492
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,917
YOU'D NEVER KNOW BECAUSE SHE'S
SO SHY ABOUT HER DISCONTENT.

493
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,041
REALLY KEEPS IT ALL INSIDE.

494
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,500
(exhales deeply) AND I'M
DOING THIS FOR GIRLS.

495
00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:56,041
WHY DO THEY ALL
HAVE TO BE GIRLS?

496
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,125
GIRLS ARE AWESOME.

497
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,041
YOU WERE A GIRL.

498
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,500
AH.

499
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,875
GIRLS...

500
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,041
(scoffs)

501
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,291
ARE SILLY AND STUPID.

502
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,041
WHEN THEY TURN 12,
WE'RE GIVING THEM AWAY

503
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,792
BECAUSE 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS MAKE
STALIN LOOK LIKE GANDHI.

504
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:12,917
(laughs)

505
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,917
SURE, THEY'RE DISGUSTINGLY SWEET
TO THEIR DADDIES,

506
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:20,041
BUT GIRLS HATE THEIR MAMAS
FROM PUBERTY TO AT LEAST AGE 20.

507
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:24,166
MM. THE ONLY THING THAT'S WORSE
IS WHEN THEY BECOME WOMEN.

508
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:28,041
SURE, THEY'LL TALK YOUR EAR OFF
ABOUT SISTERHOOD

509
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,041
WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY
STABBING YOU IN THE BACK

510
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,083
AND SLEEPING WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
WOMEN ARE AWFUL.

511
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,041
YOU'RE NOT AWFUL.
YOU'RE PERFECT.

512
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,083
AND YOU WILL RAISE THEM
TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.

513
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,792
MM.

514
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:39,709
AND THEN HOPEFULLY,
THEY WILL EACH MEET A MAN

515
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,834
AS PATIENT AND SELFLESS
AS I AM.

516
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,625
ALTHOUGH, I PROBABLY WON'T LET
THEM DATE UNTIL THEY'RE 30

517
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,834
BECAUSE BEFORE I WAS SELFLESS
AND PATIENT,

518
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,959
I WAS A MAN-WHORE WHO KNOCKED
A WOMAN UP IN A PARKING LOT

519
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:52,667
AND MET MY WIFE
ON A SEX SITE.

520
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:55,959
I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME,
DON'T I?

521
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,041
(Violet)
THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK.

522
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,458
I KNOW THAT ALLY'S
ON LIFE SUPPORT,

523
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,041
BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS
THAT SHE--

524
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:04,000
NO, THERE ARE NO ODDS.
ALLY HAS NO CORTICAL ACTIVITY.

525
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,875
I'M GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME
IMAGINING

526
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:08,125
ANY DOCTOR SAYING OTHERWISE.
I MEAN, SHE'S BRAIN-DEAD.

527
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,333
SHE'S NOT WAKING UP EVER.
I'M SORRY, VIOLET.

528
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

529
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,959
HEY, GABI.
UH, THIS IS DR. SHEPHERD.

530
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,041
SHE'S A NEUROSURGEON
AND A FRIEND.

531
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,834
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
TO GET ANOTHER OPINION.

532
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,917
NO, I REALIZE THAT. BUT I JUST
THOUGHT THAT SINCE SHE'S HERE--

533
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,000
GET OUT, BOTH OF YOU.

534
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,041
(pencil scratches paper)

535
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,166
ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

536
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,917
THERE'S A SWIMMING POOL
IN THE BACK,

537
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:40,458
A 6-CAR GARAGE,
AND 8 BEDROOMS.

538
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,834
OKAY. HOW MUCH?

539
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,000
$15 MILLION.

540
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:46,667
IS--IS THAT TOO MUCH?

541
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:49,000
NO, NOT IF WE WIN
THE LOTTERY.

542
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,041
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
SEE, FIVE BEDROOMS,

543
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,375
BIG BACKYARD.

544
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,041
WE COULD BUILD A TREE HOUSE.

545
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:04,041
I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE CHARLOTTE
WITH A HOUSE.

546
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,750
WHO AM I KIDDING?
THIS IS LOS ANGELES.

547
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,542
WE CAN'T AFFORD A HOUSE
FOR THIS BROOD.

548
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,291
MAYBE IF ALL THE KIDS
SHARE ROOMS.

549
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,041
WILL THEIR FRIENDS
MAKE FUN OF THEM

550
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,041
FOR NOT HAVING THEIR OWN SPACE?
MAYBE THEY WON'T HAVE FRIENDS.

551
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,959
MAYBE IF WE DON'T BUY
THE $15-MILLION HOUSE

552
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,041
WITH THE POOL,
THEY'LL BE SHUNNED.

553
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,834
IT DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN
WITH THE AMISH, RIGHT?

554
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,041
IT KINDA LOOKS HAUNTED.

555
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,041
OH. YEAH.

556
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,959
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS,
IF YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR ROOM

557
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,375
WITH A GHOST, HE WON'T
TAKE UP MUCH SPACE.

558
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,041
HEY, WHEN THE BABIES COME,

559
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,542
ARE YOU GONNA LIKE THEM
MORE THAN ME?

560
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,458
MASON.

561
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,041
I MEAN, IT HAPPENS.

562
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:47,041
PEOPLE LIKE BABIES.
BABIES ARE CUTE.

563
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:48,583
I SPEND A LOT OF TIME
WITH BABIES,

564
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,333
AND THEY CAN BE
QUITE DISGUSTING.

565
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,041
THEY GOT BALD,
LITTLE POINTY HEADS.

566
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,917
ALL THEY DO IS EAT, SLEEP,
POOP, AND CRY.

567
00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:56,041
I MEAN, YOU'RE WAY MORE FUN
THAT THAT.

568
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,041
REALLY?

569
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,083
REALLY. AND BESIDES,

570
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,625
WE'RE GONNA BE THE ONLY DUDES
IN THAT HOUSE.

571
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,542
WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER.

572
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,041
RIGHT?

573
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,917
OUR SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON IT.

574
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,875
(chuckles)

575
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,041
WELCOME, MOMMIES AND DADDIES,

576
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:21,041
TO THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY
OF CHILDBIRTH.

577
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,291
LET'S START WITH
SOME BREATHING EXERCISES.

578
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,166
DADS, PROP UP YOUR WIVES

579
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,834
SO THEY CAN FOCUS
ON THEIR DIAPHRAGMS.

580
00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:29,208
JUST LIKE THAT.

581
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,041
(indistinct conversations)
GOOD. GET COMFY.

582
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,291
OKAY.

583
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:35,375
NOW TAKE A SLOW, DEEP INHALE
THROUGH THE NOSE.

584
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,667
(inhales deeply)

585
00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:39,041
FOLLOWED BY
A LONG, SLOW EXHALE

586
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:41,041
OUT THROUGH THE MOUTH.
(exhales deeply)

587
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:44,041
LIKE THESE PEOPLE REALLY
DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREATHE.

588
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:47,041
BREATHE IN LOVE...
(inhales deeply)

589
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:48,875
AND BREATHE OUT FEAR.
(exhales deeply)

590
00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:51,041
(Charlotte) UGH.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

591
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:52,792
IT'S HARD FOR ME
TO BREATHE IN LOVE

592
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,375
WHEN YOU'RE BEING
SO NEGATIVE.

593
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,166
SHOWTIME.

594
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,041
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?

595
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,291
ONCE YOU BEAR DOWN TO PUSH
AN ENORMOUS HEAD

596
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,458
THROUGH A NOT-QUITE-BIG-ENOUGH
OPENING

597
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,041
THAT NO AMOUNT
OF KEGEL EXERCISES

598
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,875
WILL EVER WHIP BACK
INTO SHAPE,

599
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,041
YOU WON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS

600
00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,458
WHETHER OR NOT
YOU PAID ATTENTION

601
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,834
DURING BREATHING EXERCISES.

602
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,000
YOU'RE GONNA BE TOO BUSY
SCREAMING FOR DRUGS

603
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:11,875
AND WISHING
THAT SON OF A BITCH

604
00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:13,667
WHO KNOCKED YOU UP
HAD NEVER BEEN BORN.

605
00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:16,917
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY FABULOUS WIFE.

606
00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:19,667
YOU'RE ALL DOING GREAT. ANOTHER
FIVE MINUTES OF BREATHING,

607
00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:20,917
AND WE CAN MOVE ON
TO SOME BALL WORK.

608
00:23:20,959 --> 00:23:22,875
(snickers) WHICH IS WHAT GOT US
HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

609
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:24,834
(chuckles)

610
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,625
(whispers) GOOD JOB.
KEEP BREATHING.

611
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,458
YEAH, THIS ONE--
THINK MAYBE A TURKEY BASTER.

612
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,834
OH. MISSIONARY POSITION.
LIGHTS OFF,

613
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:34,000
BLINDS DRAWN, TWO MINUTES,
AND DONE.

614
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:38,208
WHAT ABOUT THE CREEPY TWINS?

615
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:42,041
OH. SEX SWING
AND A BALL GAG FOR SURE.

616
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,041
SHH.
ARE YOU TWO GOING TO RUIN

617
00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:46,667
THIS BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE
FOR EVERYBODY?

618
00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:48,709
HONEY, LIGHTEN UP.
THAT'S IT.

619
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:49,917
I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU BOTH LEFT.

620
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:52,208
(man) ♪ HEY, LITTLE DARLIN' ♪

621
00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:53,417
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

622
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:55,959
♪ YOU WEAR ME OUT ♪

623
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,083
HELP.

624
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:58,542
♪ YOU'RE SUSPICIOUS, BABY ♪

625
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,291
(Cooper moans)

626
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,208
IF I KNEW GETTING KICKED OUT
OF CLASS WAS GONNA TURN YOU ON,

627
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,667
I'D BE SIGNING UP FOR ADULT ED
ALL OVER TOWN.

628
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:05,917
(chuckles)

629
00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:07,917
OH. YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF
A HERNIA.
(groans)

630
00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:09,959
OKAY.

631
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,709
(exhales deeply)

632
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,041
♪♪♪

633
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:16,959
DO YOU MIND? I'M TRYING
TO SCREW MY HUSBAND.

634
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,250
MAN, DO I LOVE MY WIFE.

635
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,500
OH.

636
00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:27,041
(man) ♪ YOU WERE BORN YOUNG ♪
(pencil scratches paper)

637
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,250
SO THIS, UH, MOTHER
OF A PATIENT OF MINE

638
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,792
ASKED ME IF IT WAS OKAY FOR HER
TO BE HAVING SEX

639
00:24:31,834 --> 00:24:33,083
THIS FAR ALONG
IN HER PREGNANCY.

640
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,875
HOW FAR ALONG IS SHE?

641
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,041
UH, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
SECOND TRIMESTER-Y.

642
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,083
WAIT. DOESN'T HER O.B.
HAVE THAT COVERED?

643
00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:40,792
I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES HIM,

644
00:24:40,834 --> 00:24:42,041
AND APPARENTLY, SHE SAW
THIS THING ON THE INTERNET

645
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,041
OF THIS WOMAN
WHO EXPERIENCED SEX

646
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,709
AND THEN WENT INTO LABOR EARLY,

647
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,333
AND THE BABY WASN'T
FULLY COOKED.
DUDE, IT'S SICK.

648
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:51,083
I HOPE THAT WAS HER WORD
AND NOT YOURS.

649
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:54,041
DID SHE, UH, DID SHE EXPERIENCE
ANY DISCOMFORT?

650
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,041
NOT THAT SHE MENTIONED.
IS IT A HIGH-RISK PREGNANCY?

651
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,208
IT'S...

652
00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,041
MULTIPLES. I THINK
IT'S MULTIPLES, SO...

653
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:02,625
OH, REALLY? SO, UH, WHEN DID
YOU AND CHARLOTTE HAVE SEX?

654
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,625
(laughs)

655
00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,291
LIKE A WEEK AGO.

656
00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:06,792
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TROLLING THE INTERNET

657
00:25:06,834 --> 00:25:08,125
FOR MEDICAL ADVICE ANYWAY?
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

658
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:10,125
IT'S AL GORE'S FAULT
FOR INVENTING THE INTERNET,

659
00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:12,083
AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT
MAKE IT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE

660
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:15,166
WHERE ALL MY DARKEST FEARS ARE
SO CONVENIENTLY REALIZED.

661
00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,291
CHARLOTTE IS FINE.
IF ANYTHING WAS GONNA GO WRONG,

662
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:20,166
IT WOULD'VE HAPPENED BY NOW.
BUT SINCE YOU ARE AT 22 WEEKS,

663
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,041
YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD
IDEA TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

664
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:25,041
YEAH. CHARLOTTE'S NOT THE ONE
TO WORRY ABOUT.

665
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,542
UH, YOU'RE ALREADY AT WHAT,
STAGE ONE DADDY FREAK-OUT.

666
00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,041
JUST WAIT
UNTIL THE BABIES COME.
STOP IT. I'M A PEDIATRICIAN.

667
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:31,417
YEAH, WHO'S WORRIED
THAT HE MIGHT INDUCE LABOR

668
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:32,959
WITH HIS LITTLE COOPER.

669
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,041
OKAY.

670
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,750
I'M AROUND KIDS ALL DAY.

671
00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:38,667
CHARLOTTE RUNS THE HOSPITAL.

672
00:25:38,709 --> 00:25:42,208
WE'RE PREPARED.
NO, YOU'RE
NEVER FULLY PREPARED.

673
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,250
PLUS, YOU'RE HAVING THREE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE OUTNUMBERED.

674
00:25:44,291 --> 00:25:46,583
DR. COOPER FREEDMAN,
PEDIATRICIAN.

675
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,041
NO, IT'S DIFFERENT.

676
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:50,000
HOW?
IT JUST IS.

677
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:51,041
THAT'S DEEP.

678
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,041
LOOK, MY ADVICE?
CANCEL THE INTERNET.

679
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:56,041
OKAY. I MAKE THIS, I'M GONNA BE
OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED

680
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,041
AS THE BEST,
MOST PREPARED FATHER

681
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,750
IN HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

682
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,917
GET IT! TWO OUT OF THREE.
TWO OUT OF THREE.
ALL RIGHT. TRY AGAIN.

683
00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:06,083
TWO, ONE. FREEDMAN!

684
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:08,083
(laughs)
(groans)

685
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:11,125
(indistinct conversations)

686
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:19,834
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE I'VE MADE A NEW FRIEND.

687
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:23,041
YOU KNOW, A REAL FRIEND.

688
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,458
AND I KNOW BY GETTING A CONSULT
FOR ALLY, I OVERSTEPPED,

689
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:29,834
BUT, UM, I THINK OF YOU
AS A FRIEND,

690
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,041
AND I WANTED TO HELP.

691
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,041
I'M SORRY.

692
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:35,041
WE ARE.

693
00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:36,458
WE ARE FRIENDS.

694
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,083
BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,
TWO DOCTORS TOLD ME

695
00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:42,083
THE SAME THING THAT
YOUR FRIEND DID MONTHS AGO.

696
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:44,041
BUT I...

697
00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:46,083
I COULDN'T HEAR IT.

698
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:49,041
SO I WENT TO SEE A PSYCHIC--
WHICH IS INSANE, I KNOW--

699
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,041
BUT SHE SAID
THERE WAS HOPE.

700
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,041
I UNDERSTAND
WANTING TO HOLD ON, I DO,

701
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:57,125
BUT AT A CERTAIN POINT...

702
00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:59,125
WAS PETE
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?

703
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,000
(chuckles)

704
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,041
ALLY IS.

705
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:09,000
I WAS MARRIED
TO A WONDERFUL MAN

706
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:10,125
FOR EIGHT AND A HALF YEARS.

707
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:11,917
HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

708
00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:16,250
AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE
COULD BE MORE UNTIL I MET ALLY.

709
00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:18,458
AND THAT KIND OF LOVE?

710
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,667
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
HOW SHE MADE ME FEEL.

711
00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:24,041
BUT I FELT THAT WAY EVERY DAY
FOR TEN YEARS.

712
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:27,000
EVERY SINGLE DAY.

713
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:29,041
AND IF I PULL THE PLUG,

714
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:31,041
IF--IF SHE'S GONE,

715
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,667
REALLY GONE,

716
00:27:33,709 --> 00:27:37,834
I'M AFRAID THAT NO ONE WILL
EVER LOVE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN.

717
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,208
AND WHO THINKS LIKE THAT?

718
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:45,834
I MEAN, SHE'S THE ONE
LYING THERE, STUCK IN LIMBO,

719
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,125
AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT ME.

720
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,166
I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.

721
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:56,291
WHEN PETE DIED,
I FELT RELIEVED.

722
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,333
I'VE NEVER TOLD THAT
TO ANYBODY,

723
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:02,041
NEVER SAID IT OUT LOUD.

724
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:07,041
I MEAN, I MISS HIM. I DO. I MISS
HIM ALL THE TIME, EVERY DAY.

725
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:09,375
BUT PETE WAS...

726
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,041
PETE.

727
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:15,208
HE WAS COMPLICATED
AND DIFFICULT,

728
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:18,041
AND I TRIED FOR SO LONG
TO WORK OUT OUR ISSUES,

729
00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:20,041
AND...

730
00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:22,583
I MEAN, THE THING WAS,
WE DON'T HAVE ISSUES ANYMORE.

731
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,166
YOU KNOW, HE WON'T FIGHT,
HE WON'T LEAVE,

732
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:27,834
BECAUSE PETE IS--IS...

733
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,041
PETE'S DEAD.

734
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,250
THE ARGUMENT IS OVER.

735
00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:38,834
SO YEAH, YEAH, HE--

736
00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,250
HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,

737
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,250
AND IT--AND IT HURTS
THAT HE'S GONE,

738
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:46,625
BUT I FELT R-RELIEF.

739
00:28:46,667 --> 00:28:48,208
I'M...

740
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:50,083
I'M RELIEVED.

741
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:55,041
SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,

742
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:58,041
AND I DON'T FEEL RELIEVED.

743
00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:01,083
I JUST WANT HER BACK.

744
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,917
(pencil scratches paper)

745
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,041
ISAAC INVITED ME

746
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,041
TO HIS BROTHER'S BAR MITZVAH
NEXT MONTH.

747
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:17,333
CAN I GO?

748
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,333
SURE.

749
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,417
AM I GONNA HAVE
ONE OF THOSE?

750
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,250
DO YOU WANNA BE JEWISH?

751
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,083
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.

752
00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:26,041
WELL, THAT'S COOL IF IT'S
SOMETHING YOU WANNA DO.

753
00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:28,125
YOU CAN PAVE THE WAY
FOR THE TRIPLETS.

754
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,291
WE'RE RAISING THEM JEWISH?

755
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,542
UH, I KNOW WE HAVEN'T TALKED
ABOUT IT,

756
00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,500
BUT I WAS THINKING... MAYBE.

757
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:34,834
WELL,
YOU DON'T GO TO TEMPLE.

758
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:37,041
BUT THOSE TRADITIONS ARE
PART OF WHO I AM,

759
00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:39,041
AND THAT SPIRITUAL HERITAGE IS

760
00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:41,250
SOMETHING I WANT
FOR THE CHILDREN.
WELL, SO DO I,

761
00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:43,041
WHICH IS WHY I THINK
THEY SHOULD BE BAPTIZED.

762
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,500
W--
IF THEY AREN'T BAPTIZED,
THEY WON'T GO TO HEAVEN.

763
00:29:45,542 --> 00:29:47,875
I STILL HAVE THE GOWN
I WAS CHRISTENED IN...
OKAY, I KNOW I EAT PORK
AND SHELLFISH...

764
00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,667
AND I DON'T FEEL
I NEED TO GO TO ISRAEL...
BEAUTIFUL LACE DRESS
MY GRANDMOTHER MADE BY HAND.

765
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:51,166
AND I MARRIED A CHRISTIAN,
SO ONE COULD ARGUE

766
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,166
THAT I SHOULD BE FLEXIBLE...
MY MOTHER
WAS BAPTIZED IN IT, TOO.

767
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,041
WHEN IT COMES
TO RELIGIOUS INSTRUCTION.
SO WERE MY BROTHERS.

768
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:57,250
BUT BAPTISM? NO WAY.
I KNOW IT'S SOMEWHERE SAFE
AT MAMA'S HOUSE.

769
00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:59,917
ALL MY ANCESTORS WOULD ROLL OVER
IN THEIR GRAVES.

770
00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:01,959
MY MOM TOOK ME TO CHURCH
SOMETIMES,

771
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,750
LIKE, FOR CHRISTMAS,
EASTER, TOO.

772
00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:05,792
WELL, THOSE SERVICES
ARE NICE, RIGHT?

773
00:30:05,834 --> 00:30:07,083
I WANT THE BABIES TO WAKE UP
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

774
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,583
TO PRESENTS
UNDER A TREE.

775
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:10,083
I WANT TO HIDE
EASTER EGGS.

776
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,166
OKAY, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
BASE OUR CHILDREN'S RELIGION

777
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:15,083
ON WHAT THE MOST ENTERTAINING
HOLIDAYS ARE.

778
00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:17,041
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE THAT IS A BATTLE
I WOULD TOTALLY LOSE.

779
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,041
I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH BEING ENTERTAINED?
I MEAN, NOBODY WANTS TO FAST
AT YOM KIPPUR.

780
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:21,041
ISN'T HAVING FUN IMPORTANT?
AND YOU EAT MATZO
AND YOU DON'T POOP FOR A WEEK.

781
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,041
ALTHOUGH CHRISTIANITY
ISN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES.
LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

782
00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:24,792
THE SON OF GOD GETS NAILED
TO A CROSS...
DOES EITHER RELIGION
HAVE A HOLIDAY...

783
00:30:24,834 --> 00:30:26,125
AND HIS FATHER LOVED HIM.
WHERE YOU GET TO PLAY
VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY?

784
00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:28,041
HOW DOES THAT NOT GIVE A KID
NIGHTMARES?

785
00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:29,125
VIDEO GAME DAY.

786
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,417
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

787
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:32,041
OR WE COULD EXPOSE THEM
TO BOTH RELIGIONS.

788
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:35,041
LET THEM DECIDE.
DOESN'T THAT SEEM CONFUSING?

789
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,917
I'M NOT CONFUSED.
TWO RELIGIONS, TWICE THE GIFTS.

790
00:30:38,959 --> 00:30:39,959
THINK ABOUT IT, COOP.

791
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.

792
00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,625
(pencil scratches paper)

793
00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:50,125
IT'S TOO SOON! THEY'RE ONLY
LETTUCE! THEY WON'T MAKE IT!

794
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:52,083
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, CHARLOTTE.
IT'LL BE OKAY.

795
00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:54,000
DR. MONTGOMERY'S
FIVE MINUTES OUT.

796
00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,458
WE'LL NEED A B.O.A. KIT
AND AN O.B. BED.

797
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,166
AND GIVE HER NIFEDIPINE,
10 MILLIGRAMS.

798
00:30:57,208 --> 00:30:59,417
I'M ONLY 26 WEEKS!
YOU GOTTA STOP THE LABOR!

799
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,208
ADDISON'S GONNA TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING. DON'T WORRY.

800
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,208
IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY?
SHE'S GONNA BE FINE. OKAY?

801
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:05,041
YOU REMEMBER NURSE FIONA? YOU GO
TO SCHOOL WITH HER DAUGHTER.

802
00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:06,250
OKAY, AMELIA'S GONNA COME
AND PICK YOU UP.

803
00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:08,000
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE THIS.

804
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,166
LABOR'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
FOR ANOTHER SIX WEEKS,

805
00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:11,125
AND I WAS GONNA BRING HER
ICE CHIPS AND RUB HER BACK

806
00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,041
AND ALL THE BABIES
WERE GONNA BE HEALTHY

807
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,000
AND CHARLOTTE WAS
GONNA BE INCREDIBLY HAPPY

808
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,166
BECAUSE SHE WOULD'VE KNOWN
THAT I WOULD'VE DONE

809
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,041
EVERYTHING I COULD TO KEEP HER
AND THE BABY SAFE.

810
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:21,458
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO
BE LIKE THIS.

811
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,458
CHARLOTTE. COME ON.
(Charlotte groans)

812
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:27,041
(screaming)
(speaking indistinctly)

813
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,709
(James) I STARTED
THE TOCOLYTICS,

814
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:35,083
BUT SHE'S STILL LABORING.
OKAY, CHARLOTTE,
LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

815
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,208
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

816
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,625
ONE OF THE TRIPLETS IS
PRESENTING AS A FOOTLING BREACH.

817
00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,500
WE NEED TO DELIVER RIGHT NOW.
THE LUNGS
AR-AREN'T DEVELOPED.

818
00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:43,792
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
I NEED THREE RESUSCITATION KITS

819
00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:45,375
AND THREE INCUBATORS.

820
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:47,917
LET THE NICU KNOW THEY COULD BE
GETTING UP TO 3 26-WEEKERS.

821
00:31:47,959 --> 00:31:49,208
OKAY, CHARLOTTE, WE'RE GONNA
START DELIVERING NOW.

822
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:51,375
OKAY? YOU READY? LET'S GO.

823
00:31:51,417 --> 00:31:53,250
(screaming)

824
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:54,500
GOOD.

825
00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:57,709
GOOD. GOOD. THERE YOU GO.

826
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,041
AAH!

827
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,041
(monitor beeping rhythmically)
AAH.

828
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:05,291
2.5 TUBE AND A STRAIGHT BLADE.

829
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,041
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
ADDISON'S WORKING ON IT.

830
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:09,041
ADDISON?
(Jake) CHARLOTTE,
I'M GOING TO EXAMINE YOU

831
00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:11,125
TO SEE IF THE REMAINING
MEMBRANES ARE INTACT, OKAY?

832
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,333
OKAY. OKAY.
(whispers) IT'S OKAY.

833
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:17,083
(beeping continues)

834
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:20,208
IS SHE BREATHING?
WHY--WHY ISN'T SHE CRYING?

835
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,041
ALL RIGHT. COME ON, KID.
HELP ME OUT HERE.

836
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,625
OKAY, THE MEMBRANES ARE INTACT,
AND IF THE MEDS

837
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,083
THAT DR. PETERSON GAVE YOU
WORKED, THEN--

838
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,917
WHAT? THEN WHAT?
(woman) THE CONTRACTIONS
WILL STOP.

839
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:29,041
UNTIL 32 WEEKS?

840
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:30,500
BECAUSE THESE BABIES
AREN'T READY TO BE DELIVERED.

841
00:32:30,542 --> 00:32:32,291
I CAN STITCH UP YOUR CERVIX.
WHAT?

842
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:33,458
THAT'LL DELAY DELIVERY
FOR A FEW WEEKS,

843
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,291
GIVE THE OTHER BABIES
A CHANCE TO MATURE.

844
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,500
JAKE, IS THAT SAFE?

845
00:32:36,542 --> 00:32:37,875
THERE ARE SIGNIFICANT RISKS.

846
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:40,375
MATERNAL MORBIDITY IN DELAYED
INTERVAL BIRTH IS ABOUT 30%.

847
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,291
CHARLOTTE COULD DIE?

848
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,583
HOW IS SHE?
SHE'S GOT ECTOPIA CORDIS.

849
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,875
THE CHEST WALL HASN'T DEVELOPED
COMPLETELY TO COVER THE HEART.

850
00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:48,583
SHE'LL NEED SURGERY.

851
00:32:48,625 --> 00:32:50,333
OH, WHAT DO WE DO, COOPER?

852
00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:52,041
I JUST--I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE THESE BABIES,

853
00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:54,250
BUT I'M SCARED.
WHAT DO WE DO?

854
00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:55,917
OKAY, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.
HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN--

855
00:32:55,959 --> 00:32:58,166
ADDISON IS GONNA SEW UP
YOUR CERVIX,

856
00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,458
AND I'M GONNA GO BE
WITH OUR DAUGHTER,

857
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,417
AND THIS PLAN IS GONNA WORK.
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

858
00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:04,333
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE.
OKAY?

859
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:05,583
OKAY. SAY IT.

860
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:07,083
I'M NOT GONNA DIE.

861
00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:08,500
PROMISE ME.
I PROMISE YOU.

862
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:10,083
OKAY. I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.

863
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,333
(crying) I LOVE YOU.

864
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:13,041
OKAY.

865
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:17,333
♪♪♪

866
00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:22,208
(man) ♪ YOU COME BACK HOME ♪

867
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,583
YOU READY?

868
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:26,959
(voice breaking) NO.

869
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,291
BUT IT'S TIME.

870
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:32,041
♪ YOU GET BACK HOME ♪

871
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:34,875
THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME.

872
00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:40,375
THANK YOU FOR BEING
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

873
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:46,417
♪ I'VE BEEN LIKE A PLUG
IN YOUR WALL TOO LONG ♪

874
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:49,583
(monitor beeping rhythmically)

875
00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,041
♪ NOTHING LIKE... ♪

876
00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:56,458
(monitor emits continuous tone)

877
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,792
(tone stops)

878
00:33:57,834 --> 00:34:00,917
♪♪♪

879
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,542
HMM.

880
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,250
♪♪♪

881
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:10,458
OKAY, SO TELL ME
ABOUT THE PROCEDURE.

882
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,125
WELL, WE'RE GONNA PLACE
A MESH OVER HER CHEST

883
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:16,083
THAT WILL COVER HER HEART.
TISSUE WILL GROW OVER THAT.

884
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:18,500
AND THEN IN A YEAR,
SHE'LL NEED A SKIN GRAFT.

885
00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:20,792
SHE'S JUST SO TINY. CAN WE WAIT
TILL SHE'S A LITTLE STRONGER

886
00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:22,041
AND THEN DO IT?

887
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:25,417
NO, SHE WON'T GET STRONGER
WITHOUT THE SURGERY.

888
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:28,291
♪♪♪

889
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:31,041
THEN I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

890
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,166
YEAH.

891
00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:35,041
♪ ...OF TIME THIS YEAR ♪

892
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,500
OKAY. LET'S DO IT.

893
00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:37,667
ALL RIGHT.

894
00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:45,667
♪ NOTHING LIKE
A FLICKERING LIGHT, OH ♪

895
00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:54,417
HEY, COOPER.

896
00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:55,667
HI.
I JUST HEARD.

897
00:34:55,709 --> 00:34:56,458
I'M SO SORRY.

898
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,834
THANKS.

899
00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:01,625
I'VE BEEN A BAD FRIEND.
OH, STOP IT.

900
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,417
NO, I'VE BEEN SO WRAPPED UP
WITH CHARLOTTE.

901
00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:05,083
AND I'M PROUD OF YOU
FOR THAT.

902
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:06,542
YOU'VE BEEN MOVING HEAVEN
AND EARTH

903
00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,542
TO GET CHARLOTTE
THROUGH THIS.

904
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:10,333
THAT'S YOUR JOB.

905
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,041
IT'S GOOD TO SEE A MAN
DO THAT.

906
00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:14,208
I LOVE YOU.

907
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,333
LOVE YOU.

908
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:16,875
GO SEE YOUR DAUGHTER.

909
00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:18,041
OKAY.

910
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,542
♪♪♪

911
00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:22,458
ALMOST DONE.

912
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,291
I'LL NEED ANOTHER 4-0 NYLON
ON A DRIVER.

913
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,792
(monitor beeping erratically)

914
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,166
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

915
00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:29,667
HEART RATE'S DROPPING.
PRESSURE'S CRASHED.

916
00:35:29,709 --> 00:35:31,583
SCISSORS. I NEED TO CUT
THESE SUTURES.

917
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,709
COME ON, SAM. DO SOMETHING.
COOPER, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WAIT OUTSIDE.

918
00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:35,125
I'M NOT LEAVING.

919
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,792
(beeping continues)

920
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:39,125
COME ON, SWEETIE. HANG IN THERE.
HANG IN THERE. HANG IN THERE.

921
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:42,375
THE HEART IS TWISTED
UNDERNEATH THE GRAFT.

922
00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:44,542
I NEED TO FLIP IT BACK.

923
00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:47,041
COME ON, SWEETIE. HANG IN THERE.
HANG IN THERE. HANG IN THERE.

924
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:49,041
HANG IN THERE. COME ON.

925
00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:52,375
(beeping continues)

926
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:53,750
♪ NOTHING LIKE ♪

927
00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:55,083
OKAY. THERE. GOT IT.

928
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:56,625
♪ A FLICKERING LIGHT ♪

929
00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:58,500
PRESSURE'S COMING BACK UP.

930
00:35:58,542 --> 00:36:00,041
(monitor beeping rhythmically)

931
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:03,125
(crying)

932
00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,500
♪ NOTHING LIKE ♪

933
00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:05,834
(clears throat)

934
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:08,041
♪ A FLICKERING LIGHT, OH ♪

935
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,375
(cries)

936
00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:17,625
BEING A PARENT SUCKS.

937
00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,041
DON'T GET ME WRONG.

938
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:20,959
MASON'S THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME,

939
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,583
BUT HIS MOTHER DID ALL THE HARD
WORK. SHE GOT HIM THERE.

940
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:28,417
I LOOK AT MY BABY AND I KNOW
SHE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT,

941
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:32,041
AND EVEN IF SHE DOES, I HEAR
ADDISON SAYING, "COGNITIVE"

942
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,959
AND...
"NEUROLOGICAL IMPAIRMENT."

943
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

944
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:43,041
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE FOUGHT HARDER
TO REDUCE.

945
00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:45,125
BUT WE'RE A TEAM.

946
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,375
WE ARE A TEAM, AND CHARLOTTE'S
LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED,

947
00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:50,000
TRYING TO KEEP
OUR OTHER BABIES SAFE.

948
00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:55,375
AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.

949
00:36:55,417 --> 00:36:57,041
HOW THE HELL DO I DO THIS?

950
00:36:57,083 --> 00:37:00,625
I NEED MORE TIME.
I'M JUST NOT...

951
00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,041
READY.

952
00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:11,291
BUT WHO GETS ENOUGH TIME?

953
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:13,041
PETE CERTAINLY DIDN'T.

954
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:16,041
VIOLET DIDN'T GET ENOUGH TIME
WITH HIM.

955
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:18,250
MY FAMILY NEEDS ME.

956
00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,625
CHARLOTTE AND MASON

957
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,625
AND BABY KING-FREEDMAN

958
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:25,041
AND THE TWO HEADS OF LETTUCE--
THEY ALL NEED ME,

959
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:28,000
BECAUSE I'M THE DAD NOW.

960
00:37:28,041 --> 00:37:31,792
AND SO IT'S TIME TO STEP UP
AND DO MY JOB,

961
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:37,291
BECAUSE BEING A DAD IS
THE GREATEST GIFT IN THE WORLD.

962
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:40,125
SO...

963
00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:43,083
IT'S TIME.

964
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,500
COOPER.
HEY. HOW'S CHARLOTTE?

965
00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:48,041
GOOD. UH, SHE TOLERATED
THE PROCEDURE WELL.

966
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:50,041
CONTRACTIONS HAVE STOPPED,
AND SHE'S SLEEPING.

967
00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:51,542
SO ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS?
NOT ENTIRELY.

968
00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:53,709
I HAD TO PUT HER INTO
TRENDELENBURG.

969
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:56,333
IT COULD PREVENT HER
FROM GOING INTO LABOR AGAIN.

970
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:59,000
AND HOW LONG DOES
SHE HAVE TO STAY LIKE THAT?
PROBABLY UNTIL
SHE GIVES BIRTH.

971
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:03,208
AND IN THAT POSITION,

972
00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:05,542
SHE'S AT RISK FOR BLOOD CLOTS,
HEADACHES?

973
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,291
YEAH.

974
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:09,542
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO SEE HER BABY.

975
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:12,083
ANYWAY, I'M SORRY.

976
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,583
NO. THANK YOU.

977
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:22,041
HEY, LITTLE GIRL.

978
00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:23,375
I'M SORRY YOU DON'T HAVE
A NAME YET.

979
00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:27,583
YOUR MOM AND I HAVEN'T HAD TIME
TO DECIDE.

980
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:30,083
BUT WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS,

981
00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:33,000
I NEED YOU TO FIGHT.

982
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:35,291
OKAY? I NEED YOU TO STAY
IN THIS FAMILY.

983
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:37,542
BECAUSE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE YET--

984
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,041
IF YOU'RE...

985
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,041
YOU'RE A SCIENCE GEEK

986
00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:43,041
OR SOME KIND OF CRAZY,
OUTDOOR WILDERNESS JOCK

987
00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:45,041
THAT LIKES TO CAMP
AND ROCK CLIMB--

988
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,750
TWO THINGS I HATE,
BY THE WAY--

989
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:52,041
BUT I WILL GLADLY TAKE THEM UP
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO,

990
00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:53,834
'CAUSE YOUR...

991
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:58,041
YOUR DAD'S GONNA JUMP
RIGHT IN THERE WITH YOU.

992
00:38:58,083 --> 00:39:03,041
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EVEN
A DAY OLD,

993
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:05,583
AND YOU HAVE ME
WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER.

994
00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:08,041
(Gregory Alan Isakov's
"Second Chances" playing)

995
00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:11,333
I LOVE YOU.

996
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:14,041
AND WE CAN'T LOSE YOU.

997
00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:15,208
♪ OH, MY HERO ♪

998
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,583
HI.

999
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,041
♪ SIT UP STRAIGHT ♪

1000
00:39:18,083 --> 00:39:20,041
SO... (clears throat)

1001
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:22,875
YOUR MOM'S CHRISTIAN,
AND I'M JEWISH,

1002
00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:25,041
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA CHOOSE--MAYBE NEITHER--

1003
00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:29,041
BUT I WANT TO HEDGE MY BETS.

1004
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:32,041
IF YOUR MOM'S GOD IS LISTENING,
I WANT HIM ON OUR SIDE,

1005
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:34,041
AND...

1006
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,375
WELL, JESUS IS JEWISH, SO MAYBE
WE'RE ALREADY COVERED.

1007
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:38,000
I DON'T KNOW.

1008
00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:40,041
BUT... (whispers) DON'T TELL
YOUR MOM,

1009
00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,375
BUT I STOLE THIS
FROM THE CHAPEL DOWN THE HALL.

1010
00:39:43,417 --> 00:39:46,875
AND I HOPE GOD DOESN'T HOLD IT
AGAINST US.

1011
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,041
OKAY.

1012
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:51,000
♪ I'M SOME SICK HOUND ♪

1013
00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:54,917
♪ DIGGING FOR BONES ♪

1014
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:57,875
♪ IF IT WEREN'T
FOR SECOND CHANCES ♪

1015
00:39:57,917 --> 00:40:00,250
DAD'S LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.

1016
00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:03,375
OKAY.

1017
00:40:05,667 --> 00:40:12,000
♪ MY HANDS, THEY WERE STRANGERS
LOST IN THE NIGHT ♪

1018
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:21,000
♪ OH, THEY'RE WAVING AROUND
IN THAT PARKING LOT LIGHT ♪

1019
00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,667
COOPER.

1020
00:40:24,709 --> 00:40:27,041
♪ AND I'M WAITING IN THE WINGS
WHILE THE TREES UNDRESS ♪

1021
00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,333
HEY. (inhales deeply)

1022
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:31,041
(exhales)

1023
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,041
THANKS FOR BRINGING HIM.

1024
00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:35,041
MM. NO PROBLEM.
I'LL BE OUTSIDE.

1025
00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,041
OKAY. HEY, BUDDY.

1026
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,333
HEY.

1027
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:42,583
♪ I'M A GHOST IN THE GARDEN ♪

1028
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,041
CAN I TOUCH HER?

1029
00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:48,041
YEAH. HERE.

1030
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:50,041
THIS.
PUT YOUR HAND IN THERE.

1031
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,750
OKAY, RUB THEM TOGETHER.

1032
00:40:51,792 --> 00:40:53,542
OKAY.

1033
00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,041
NOW REACH IN THERE.

1034
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:57,792
BE REALLY GENTLE, OKAY?

1035
00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:02,750
♪ AND I'M RUNNING FROM NOTHING ♪

1036
00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:04,875
♪ NO THOUGHTS IN MY MIND ♪

1037
00:41:04,917 --> 00:41:06,041
IS SHE GONNA DIE?

1038
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:07,250
♪ AND MY HEART WAS ALL BLACK ♪

1039
00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,250
I DON'T KNOW YET, MASE.

1040
00:41:09,291 --> 00:41:12,041
♪ THOUGHT THAT PART WAS YOURS ♪

1041
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:13,041
WHAT'S HER NAME?

1042
00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:15,041
WE HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

1043
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:18,041
I THOUGHT WE WERE
GONNA HAVE MORE TIME.

1044
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:20,500
GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TALK ABOUT THAT.

1045
00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:22,083
♪ BLOOD AND KNUCKLES ♪

1046
00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:23,125
HEY, LITTLE SIS.

1047
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:25,125
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

1048
00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:27,750
♪ LONGING FOR HOME ♪

1049
00:41:27,792 --> 00:41:30,000
♪ IF IT WEREN'T
FOR SECOND CHANCES ♪

1050
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:33,125
♪ WE'D ALL BE ALONE ♪

1051
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:37,041
CHARLOTTE'S ALWAYS BEEN
THE STRONG ONE,

1052
00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,583
AND I LOVE HER FOR THAT.

1053
00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:42,041
IT'S MY TURN NOW.

1054
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:45,000
♪♪♪

1055
00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,834
IS SHE DEAD?

1056
00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:05,417
SHE'S ALIVE.

1057
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:08,041
OUR DAUGHTER IS ALIVE.

1058
00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,667
(crying) OH.

1059
00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,625
OH, GOD.

1060
00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:15,041
♪ IF IT WEREN'T
FOR SECOND CHANCES ♪

1061
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:18,000
♪ WE'D ALL BE ALONE ♪

1062
00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:22,291
♪ MM, MM, MM ♪