1 00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:05,083 ♪ OHHH OHHH OHHH ♪ 2 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:11,041 (tango music playing) 3 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,041 (inhales sharply) 4 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:48,333 (people speaking indistinctly) 5 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:50,417 (grunts) 6 00:00:50,458 --> 00:00:52,041 (sighs) 7 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:55,834 (people continue speaking indistinctly) 8 00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:00,792 (groans) 9 00:01:00,834 --> 00:01:03,041 (groan) 10 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:07,041 (exhales deeply) 11 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,709 (Charlotte, thinking) DAMN IT. 12 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:19,208 EVEN THOUGH I WON'T BE BACK IN MY OFFICE UNTIL I GIVE BIRTH, 13 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:20,583 I'M STILL RUNNING THINGS HERE. 14 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:22,208 SO Y'ALL NEED TO COME UP WITH FIVE WAYS 15 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,208 TO IMPROVE THE PATIENT EXPERIENCE. 16 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,667 'CAUSE I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, IT SUCKS. 17 00:01:26,709 --> 00:01:28,041 THAT'S IT. 18 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:30,041 (indistinct conversations) 19 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,041 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 20 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:34,333 DID ADDISON SAY THIS IS OKAY? 21 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:37,333 SHE SAID I HAD TO SAY IN THIS POSITION FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT. 22 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:39,250 WELL, THIS IS NOT BED REST. 23 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:41,709 THIS IS RUNNING A HOSPITAL FROM A BED. 24 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,291 POTATO. PO-TAH-TO. 25 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:44,709 HOW'S MY GIRL? 26 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:47,875 THIS IS AN HOUR AGO. 27 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,750 SHE'S SO TINY. 28 00:01:49,792 --> 00:01:51,917 SMALL BUT MIGHTY, LIKE HER MAMA. 29 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:54,959 I THINK SHE'S GETTING TIRED OF "BABY KING-FREEDMAN" 30 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,542 ON THE SIDE OF HER INCUBATOR. 31 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,208 SHE TELL YOU THAT? MM-HMM. 32 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,041 I CAN'T NAME HER UNTIL I MEET HER. 33 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:02,458 YOU'LL MEET HER SOON. I PROMISE. 34 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,041 (groans) I STILL LIKE MATHILDA. 35 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,709 YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 36 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,333 I'M GONNA PUT IT ON THE BOARD. 37 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:10,792 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 38 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:12,250 DON'T WORRY, BABY. 39 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:16,000 HE'LL CALL YOU MATHILDA OVER MY COLD DEAD BODY. 40 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,291 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 41 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,542 I WONDER IF THERE'S ASBESTOS UNDER THERE. 42 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,083 (Violet speaking indistinctly) NOT GOOD FOR THE BABIES 43 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,792 OR ANY OTHER PATIENT IN THIS PLACE. 44 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,083 LORD, I'D SELL MY SOUL FOR ARMS LONG ENOUGH 45 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,667 TO SCRATCH THOSE TOES. (Sheldon speaking indistinctly) 46 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:29,041 BOY, DO I NEED A PEDICURE. 47 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:31,041 CHARLOTTE, TELL SHELDON HE HAS TO NICK. 48 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,750 NICK THE PEDOPHILE? 49 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:33,959 HIS NAME IS NICK CALHOUN. 50 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,750 WHO CARES WHAT HIS NAME IS? 51 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:37,291 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A MAN WHO TOOK A 7 YEAR OLD 52 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:39,417 FROM MY HOSPITAL AND DID GOD KNOWS WHAT TO HER. 53 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,333 THAT IS THE NICK YOU'RE REFERRING TO, RIGHT? 54 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,959 WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU VISIT HIM? 55 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,166 HE CALLED ME, DEPRESSED. HE'D BEEN IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. 56 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,291 EXCUSE ME, DR. KING. I NEED TO PLACE ANOTHER I.V. 57 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:49,583 GET ON WITH IT THEN. 58 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,041 I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT TO DO. 59 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,041 SHELDON, HE REACHED OUT TO YOU. YOU HAVE TO SEE HIM. 60 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:54,959 WELL, NOW THAT HE'S BEEN INCARCERATED, 61 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,041 I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE IF HE'S STILL MY PATIENT 62 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,750 OR WHAT MY OBLIGATION IS-- 63 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,333 YOUR ONLY OBLIGATION IS TO YOU. 64 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:01,625 OW! (gasps) 65 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:03,709 HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE? 66 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,750 STEPHANIE. 67 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:06,542 GO. NOW. 68 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,375 AND DON'T COME BACK. 69 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:10,583 WHERE THE HELL WE'D FIND HER? 70 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,625 SHE CAN'T RESTART AN I.V. MY 9 YEAR OLD COULD DO THAT. 71 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,834 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WENT TO SEE KATIE, 72 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:16,834 I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT HER, BUT REALLY, IT HELPED ME. 73 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:19,041 HOW WOULD VISITING NICK THE PEDOPHILE HELP SHELDON? 74 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,792 CAN YOU STOP CALLING HIM THAT? 75 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,041 THE GUY WHO TOOK SARAH NELSON? 76 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:24,875 UH, SORRY. NOT MY CONVERSATION. 77 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,834 OKAY, LOOK, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP. 78 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:28,667 I TRIED TO HELP HIM AND I FAILED. 79 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,125 (Charlotte) NO, HE FAILED. 80 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,750 NOW HE DESERVES TO ROT, ALONE. 81 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:35,125 ALL DONE. 82 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:37,417 DO YOU KNOW... 83 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:38,792 HOW IS SARAH? 84 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,542 WELL, I RECOMMENDED A PEDIATRIC PSYCHIATRIST, 85 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,458 ONE WHO SPECIALIZES IN SEXUAL TRAUMA. 86 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,417 HER PARENTS ARE CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC. 87 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,625 I'M GLAD. 88 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:49,375 I'D LIKE TO CASTRATE NICK THE PEDOPHILE, 89 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:51,417 BUT I'M GLAD. 90 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,834 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 91 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:56,208 I LIKE HER. 92 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:58,291 (imitating Addison) CHARLOTTE, I'M YOUR DOCTOR. 93 00:03:58,333 --> 00:03:59,917 YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. 94 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:02,709 TO STOP THE LABOR, WE NEED TO KEEP YOU SUPINE 95 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:06,000 WITH YOUR LEGS 30 DEGREES OVER YOUR HEAD. 96 00:04:06,041 --> 00:04:07,458 IT'S CALLED TRENDELENBURG. 97 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,417 (normal voice) DR. TRENDELENBURG WOULD'VE HAD 98 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,458 A LOT OF FANS DURING THE SPANISH INQUISITION. 99 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,041 SADISTIC BASTARD. 100 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,667 (exhales deeply) 101 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:16,875 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 102 00:04:16,917 --> 00:04:19,875 (bell chiming) 103 00:04:19,917 --> 00:04:21,500 (exhales deeply) 104 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:24,041 YES, DR. KING? IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'M LIVING UPSIDE DOWN. 105 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:25,959 CAN'T I GET A DECENT PILLOW? 106 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:28,875 TOUGH DAY? 107 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:30,041 OH, WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF? 108 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:31,667 WELL, TWO WEEKS IN BED IS A LONG TIME. 109 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:32,750 THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED 110 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:34,041 TO THE SIX WEEKS I STILL HAVE COMING. 111 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:35,834 HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, BUDDY? 112 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,041 IT WAS FINE. 113 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,417 OH, CAN I GO GET A SNACK BEFORE I START MY HOMEWORK? 114 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:40,959 SURE. 115 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,041 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 116 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:47,250 SO MUCH FOR TODAY'S MOTHER-SON QUALITY TIME. 117 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,041 HE TALKING TO YOU? 118 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:52,041 UH, SOME. YOU KNOW, HE'S PROCESSING EVERYTHING. 119 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,750 OOH! 120 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:55,291 LUCAS LOVES HAVING HIM STAY WITH US. 121 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:56,959 I'M AFRAID HE'S GONNA DEMAND AN OLDER BROTHER 122 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,041 AFTER YOU GUYS COME HOME. 123 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:00,458 MM. 124 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,542 I CAN'T GET COOPER TO LEAVE THE NICU AT NIGHT. 125 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,667 HE LOOKS LIKE DEATH ON TOAST. 126 00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:07,750 YOU KNOW, NOT THAT I'M ONE TO TALK. 127 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:10,291 WELL, YOU'RE IN A PERIOD OF TRANSITION, 128 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,792 AND THE STRESS RELATED-- 129 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,542 STOP. I DON'T NEED A SHRINK. 130 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:14,750 RIGHT. (chuckles) 131 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:15,917 I NEED FOR MY DAUGHTER TO GET STRONGER. 132 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,792 I NEED TO KEEP THESE BUNS IN THE OVEN. 133 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:20,375 BUT I DON'T NEED A SHRINK. 134 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:23,041 OF COURSE, BEING ABLE TO PEE IN THE TOILET WOULD BE NICE. 135 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,333 YEAH. WELL, I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE, 136 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:29,625 BUT IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF ON THE VERGE OF LOSING IT, 137 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,000 DISTRACTION WORKS WELL. 138 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,375 SOME PEOPLE COUNT TO TEN, 139 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,417 AND TAKING REALLY DEEP BREATHS CAN HELP. 140 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:37,333 I KNOW IT SOUNDS LAME, BUT IT WORKS. 141 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:40,166 THESE... ARE GOOD, TOO. 142 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,542 (chuckles) STRESS BALLS. 143 00:05:43,583 --> 00:05:45,000 (laughs) 144 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:47,792 SQUEEZE THEM INSTEAD OF BITING SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF. 145 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:50,000 IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS TALKING TO A SHRINK. 146 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:53,041 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE? 147 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,667 THESE ARE PLENTY. 148 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:58,875 HANG IN THERE, MAMA. 149 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,875 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 150 00:06:00,917 --> 00:06:03,917 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 151 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,709 (sighs) 152 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,583 (sniffles) 153 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,041 (bell chiming) 154 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:21,667 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND A DAMN PILLOW? 155 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:27,041 SHE'S GOT HER DADDY'S HANDS. 156 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:28,291 PULSE OX HAS IMPROVED. 157 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,709 (Sam) HER HEART RATE IS STABLE. 158 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,375 I'M GONNA TEACH YOU PIANO FIRST 159 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:33,041 BECAUSE THEN GUITAR'S GONNA BE A SNAP. 160 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,834 SHE'S TRIGGERING THE VENT ALL BY HERSELF. 161 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,834 WAIT. WHAT? SHE'S BREATHING ON HER OWN? 162 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,041 YEAH. I CAN TAKE HER OFF THE VENTILATOR NOW. 163 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:40,792 IS IT--IS IT OKAY? REALLY? 164 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,625 YEAH. SHE'S READY. I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE TO RUSH IT, RIGHT? 165 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:44,792 OH, I'M DONE. 166 00:06:44,834 --> 00:06:46,208 WOW. OKAY. WHAT'S--WHAT'S NEXT? 167 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,583 KANGAROO CARE. 168 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,166 I-I GET TO HOLD HER? 169 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,041 YEAH. UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT AND SIT DOWN. 170 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:52,583 WHOA. IT SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT WHEN CHARLOTTE SAYS IT. 171 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:53,917 (laughs) SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT 172 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:56,041 HAS BEEN KNOWN TO IMPROVE OXYGEN SATURATION, 173 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,500 RESPIRATION, 174 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,792 HEART RATE. 175 00:06:58,834 --> 00:07:02,125 HERE WE GO. 176 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:03,291 I'M READY. 177 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,458 OKAY, SWEETIE. 178 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,083 THERE. OKAY. 179 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,542 (laughs) 180 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:09,834 HI, SWEETIE. (laughs) 181 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:11,250 OKAY. 182 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:12,500 I'M DADDY. 183 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:13,834 YOU GOT HER? 184 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,041 YEAH. 185 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,208 OH, MY GOODNESS. 186 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,834 OXYGENATION'S IMPROVING. 187 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:22,750 LOOK AT THAT. IT'S LIKE MAGIC. 188 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:23,959 OH, HERE. 189 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,750 OKAY. 190 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:29,208 SAY, "HELLO, MAMA." 191 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,500 (high-pitched voice) HELLO, MAMA. 192 00:07:30,542 --> 00:07:32,041 (cell phone camera shutter clicks) 193 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,625 (man) THE BALL IS THROWN AWAY... (remote clicks) 194 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,041 (man) WE'VE GOT BETTER NEWS FOR YOU TOMORROW. 195 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,041 (click) (woman speaking indistinctly on TV) 196 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,750 (Charlotte, thinking) WHAT'D SHE DO? 197 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,375 WHAT, STEAL YOUR MAN? RUN OVER YOUR DOG? 198 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:44,458 (laughs) DAMN, GIRL. 199 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,125 YOU FIGHT DIRTY. (laughs) 200 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,917 NO HAIR PULLING? 201 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:50,750 HUH. (woman) IS THAT YOUR BABY DADDY?! 202 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:52,583 HUH. 203 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:55,583 SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN YOUR BRAIN CELLS DIE. 204 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,709 (man) OH, HELL, NO. OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! 205 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:58,959 (turns off TV) 206 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 207 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,458 OH. 208 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:06,542 (sniffles) 209 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:08,041 (bell chiming) 210 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,375 (clicking button) 211 00:08:10,417 --> 00:08:12,625 (chiming continues) 212 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,166 YOU ONLY HAVE TO PRESS IT ONCE. 213 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,417 WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE? 214 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:18,583 WORK, WHICH I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK TO. 215 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,750 HEY, DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB? 216 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,542 IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? 217 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,583 NO. THEN YES. 218 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:26,625 I MEAN, I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT NURSES ARE 219 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,750 JUST FRUSTRATED DOCTORS, BUT I LIKE BEING MORE HANDS-ON. 220 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:31,125 THEN IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. 221 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:32,917 I'M MAKING YOU MY PRIVATE NURSE. 222 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:35,709 NO ONE ELSE HERE KNOWS THEIR ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND. 223 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,375 I'M THE FLOOR MANAGER, DR. KING. 224 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,709 I CAN'T CATER TO JUST ONE PATIENT. 225 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:39,750 YOU CAN NOW. 226 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,583 FIGURE IT OUT. 227 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:44,041 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 228 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,417 OFF THE VENT. (whispers) OH, MY GOD. 229 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:47,583 HI. HI. 230 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:48,834 (Charlotte) LET'S SEE. 231 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,667 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND HERE MUCH. 232 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:51,542 I-I'VE BEEN BUSY. 233 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,041 OKAY. I'LL, UH... 234 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,041 OKAY. TAKE CARE. YEAH. YEAH. 235 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:58,041 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 236 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:03,583 OKAY, UH, I'M GONNA... 237 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,000 SAM, THANK YOU SO MUCH. YEP. 238 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,625 YOU SHOULD GO, TOO, COOP. HOME. MM. 239 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,834 SHE'LL BE OKAY WITHOUT YOU FOR ONE NIGHT. 240 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:12,208 I'LL GO GET SOME CLOTHES, I GUESS. 241 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,709 (groans) 242 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,709 DAMN IT. 243 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:24,208 CONTRACTION. 244 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,834 I THINK IT WAS, UM, JUST THE ONE. 245 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:29,375 NO, YOU'VE BEEN HAVING CONTRACTIONS 246 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,166 EVERY THREE MINUTES. THAT WAS JUST PRESSURE. 247 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,458 I DON'T THINK IT'S ACTUALLY A CONTRACTION. OKAY. 248 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,417 LOOK, WE'VE GOT YOU ON TOCOLYTICS 249 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,792 AND WE'VE PUT YOU IN TRENDELENBURG. 250 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:39,291 I MEAN, WE COULD--WE COULD ADD A MAGNESIUM DRIP. 251 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:41,709 IT'S NOT STANDARD TREATMENT ANYMORE, BUT IT'S WORTH A TRY. 252 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,041 IT WILL PROVIDE NEURAL PROTECTION 253 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,583 AND IT MIGHT STOP THE CONTRACTIONS. 254 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,625 MIGHT? YOU SAID 48 HOURS. 255 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,250 THAT'S ALL I HAD TO GO WITHOUT A CONTRACTION 256 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:50,709 TO BE ABLE TO LAY FLAT. 257 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,875 THAT WAS MY BIG PRIZE-- NOT STANDING UP, 258 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:55,625 NOT GETTING TO USE THE ACTUAL TOILET, 259 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,542 NOT SEEING MY BABY. 260 00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:59,625 LAYING FLAT... 261 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,041 I WAS LIVING FOR THAT. 262 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:04,625 I ONLY NEEDED 16 MORE HOURS. 263 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:07,041 (sighs) 264 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,750 I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS. 265 00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:17,583 (Bollywood style music playing) 266 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:27,917 (woman singing in foreign language) 267 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,500 OKAY. 268 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:48,709 LOOKS LIKE GOOD NEWS. 269 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,500 THIS IS ALL JUST A BAD DREAM, 270 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:52,542 AND I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS WITH THREE HEALTHY BABIES? 271 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:57,583 NO, BUT YOU HAVE STOPPED HAVING CONTRACTIONS FOR TWO DAYS, 272 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:59,792 SO YOU GET TO LIE FLAT. 273 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:00,875 OHH, GREAT. 274 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:03,583 (bed whirring) HOW'S THAT FEEL? 275 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:06,417 AH. STILL NOT THE ANGLE I WANT TO SEE CHRISTMAS FROM. 276 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,500 MM. 277 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,083 IT WAS GONNA BE GREAT. 278 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,709 I WAS GONNA SIT MY FAT ASS ON THE COUCH 279 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,917 WITH THREE BABIES COOKING IN MY ENORMOUS BELLY... 280 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,750 (chuckles) WHILE I DRANK VIRGIN EGGNOG. 281 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:18,500 I'M SORRY, CHARLOTTE. 282 00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,083 I AM GONNA KEEP YOU ON THE MAGNESIUM DRIP 283 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,291 BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO BE HELPING, BUT IF YOU HAVE 284 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,125 ANY OTHER CONTRACTIONS, I GOTTA PUT YOU BACK ON TRENDELENBURG. 285 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:29,208 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 286 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,041 YOU'RE LURKING. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 287 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,834 I'M HERE ON BEHALF OF THE BOARD. 288 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,375 UH, WE THOUGHT MAYBE, 289 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,333 UM, GIVEN YOUR CONDITION, MAYBE-- 290 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:37,750 SPIT IT OUT, LISA. 291 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:40,041 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PASSING ALONG 292 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,667 SOME OF YOUR CHIEF OF STAFF DUTIES, 293 00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:44,041 JUST FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE? 294 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,041 I HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF CANDIDATES HERE. 295 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:47,166 HAVE YOU? 296 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:50,041 WELL, THANKS, BUT THERE'S NO NEED. 297 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,625 UH, WELL, THE BOARD IS JUST THINKING OF YOUR HEALTH. 298 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,583 REALLY? THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE THINKING 299 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,417 WHEN THEY SENT A MID-LEVEL HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER 300 00:11:57,458 --> 00:12:00,041 TO RELIEVE ME OF MY DUTIES? 301 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,583 (exhales) 302 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,000 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SCARIEST THING IN THE WORLD 303 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,041 IS TO AN H.R. DEPARTMENT? A PREGNANT WOMAN. 304 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,709 JURIES LOVE PREGNANT WOMEN. 305 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,041 THEY ESPECIALLY LOVE WHEN WE HAVE TWINS, 306 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:12,250 AND OH, MY, DO THEY ADORE TRIPLETS. 307 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,458 YOU SEE, RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE 308 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,667 MY EMPLOYERS ARE TRYING TO FIRE A PREGNANT WOMAN, 309 00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:19,709 AND IF THAT'S THE CASE, I WILL SUE YOU AND THEM 310 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,041 AND THE WHOLE HOSPITAL. 311 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:23,041 AND THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL STILL BE HERE 312 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:24,834 IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE 313 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:28,667 IS A VERY RICH ME. 314 00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:31,709 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 315 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:46,875 YOU'RE SITTING AT THE BAR, ALONE. 316 00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,917 I SIDLE UP NEXT TO YOU, 317 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:51,041 ORDER A MARTINI. 318 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:54,041 I'M IN THIGH-HIGH BLACK BOOTS 319 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:57,959 AND A SILK SLIP THAT'S NOT QUITE 320 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,041 long enough to be decent. 321 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,083 LIPS? 322 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,458 CHERRY RED. 323 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,709 OH, I LOVE THIS ONE. 324 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,000 MM, YOU NEVER HEARD THIS ONE. 325 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,625 WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER. 326 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:08,625 We don't? 327 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:09,709 NOPE. 328 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:12,041 I touch your hand, 329 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,083 ask you for a light. 330 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,583 But I drop my cigarette, and when 331 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,041 I LEAN OVER TO GET IT, 332 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:22,291 THE SLIP RIDES UP JUST ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SEE 333 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,750 THAT I AM NOT WEARING 334 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,583 any-- OH, YOU'RE KILLING ME. 335 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:27,583 (chuckles) 336 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,667 WHAT IF MY WIFE CATCHES US? 337 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,959 WELL, IS SHE HOT? MAYBE WE CAN ALL-- 338 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,542 OH, I GOTTA GO. Wait. What? 339 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,083 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. NO, I H-- 340 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,250 I--YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS. 341 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,875 FEMALE ORGASMS BRING ON UTERINE CONTRACTIONS. 342 00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:42,792 NO. YOU WANT TWO MORE PREEMIES? 343 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:45,041 OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE. PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT TRUE. 344 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,041 WELL, IF I CAN'T FINISH, NEITHER CAN YOU. 345 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,125 I LOVE YOU. 346 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,041 I LOVE YOU. 347 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,583 DRIP. 348 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,750 DRIP. 349 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,041 DRIP. (sighs) 350 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,041 WHERE THE HELL'S THAT IDIOT FROM ENGINEERING? 351 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,792 I PUT IN A REQUEST TO FIX THE FAUCET YESTERDAY 352 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,333 AND THE DAY BEFORE. 353 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:10,709 HE'S FIRED. 354 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,333 WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, EVERYONE'S FIRED. 355 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,583 (inhales and exhales deeply) 356 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,375 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 357 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:18,875 (exhales deeply) 358 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,583 (woman continues speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 359 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,333 OH, A PILLOW CAN MUFFLE A GUNSHOT, 360 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,000 BUT NOT THAT DAMN DRIP? 361 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,750 (sighs) 362 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:28,959 8:07. HERE SHE COMES. 363 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,750 LOOK... AT... HER. 364 00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:34,000 YOU JUST KNOW HER NAME'S ASHLEY. 365 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,542 ENJOY THOSE PERKY BOOBS WHILE YOU CAN, MISSY. 366 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,041 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL NEED A PUSH-UP BRA 367 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,834 TO KEEP THOSE GIRLS AT ATTENTION. 368 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,250 OW! 369 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,750 OH. 370 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:43,834 NO. 371 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,792 THAT'S NOT A CONTRACTION. 372 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,000 GAS. THAT'S ALL. 373 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,083 JUST GAS. 374 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:53,792 WHO'D THEY BRIBE TO ESCAPE THIS HELLHOLE WITH A HEALTHY BABY? 375 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,041 OW! 376 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,041 SON OF A BITCH, THAT FELT LIKE A CONTRACTION. 377 00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,875 NO. DON'T GO THERE. 378 00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:02,208 IT'S PROBABLY JUST--AH! OH. 379 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,875 OKAY. 380 00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:06,208 THAT'S FOUR. THIS IS BAD. 381 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,709 VERY BAD. 382 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,792 IF THIS KEEPS UP, ADDISON'LL PUT ME BACK UPSIDE DOWN, 383 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,834 AND CANDY STRIPER ASHLEY WILL STEAL MY HUSBAND, 384 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,667 AND THE HAPPY FAMILY WILL TAKE MASON AND MY BABY, 385 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:17,667 AND THE FAUCET WILL JUST KEEP DRIPPING. 386 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,709 (panting) 387 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,959 ADDISON DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW. 388 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,041 (grunts) 389 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,291 (beeps) 390 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,291 (grunts) 391 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,750 THAT SHOULD DO IT. 392 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:35,041 (pants) 393 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,542 (exhales deeply) 394 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,625 HEY. 395 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,875 COME GIVE ME A HUG. 396 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,625 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 397 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,250 MM. 398 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,542 (kisses) 399 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,709 MM. 400 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,458 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHIRT? 401 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,375 I RIPPED IT DURING RECESS. 402 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,625 IS THAT A BITE MARK? 403 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:01,875 WHO DID THIS TO YOU? 404 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,542 JUST THIS KID AT SCHOOL. OKAY? 405 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,875 HE'S BIGGER THAN ME, BEAT ME UP. 406 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,000 WELL, YOU ALL RIGHT? DOES IT HURT? 407 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,041 I'M FINE. 408 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,583 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 409 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,041 NEAL SEGAL. 410 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:17,083 GO ASK STEPHANIE TO CLEAN THAT UP. OKAY? 411 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:21,083 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 412 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,083 THINK YOU CAN BEAT UP ON MY KID? 413 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:25,458 THINK AGAIN, NEAL SEGAL. 414 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,750 LET'S JUST FIND YOUR PARENTS. 415 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,417 (clicking, bell chiming) 416 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:36,583 WHAT'S WRONG? 417 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,417 GET THIS TRAY AWAY FROM ME. 418 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:39,792 THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN TRYING TO GET IT DOWN 419 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,709 IS WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK UP. 420 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,041 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 421 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,125 THE CHRISTMAS BUFFET YOU PUT OUT. 422 00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:46,709 UGH. HOW DO PEOPLE EAT THIS STUFF? 423 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:48,333 YEAH. TOO BAD ONE OF US DOESN'T HAVE CONTROL 424 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,375 OVER THE QUALITY OF FOOD IN THIS PLACE. 425 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,625 HEY. HOW YOU FEELING? STEPH. 426 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,000 HI. 427 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,792 SAME AS I WAS WHEN YOU ASKED ME AN HOUR AGO. 428 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:58,041 (laughs) THIS ONE GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? 429 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,750 OH, IT'S NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE. 430 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,125 YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN STICK HER WITH NEEDLES. 431 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,583 (laughs) 432 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:05,750 (laughs) 433 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:10,041 OH, NEEDLES. 434 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,750 OKAY. WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET YOUR REST. 435 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:14,250 (pats bed) 436 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,041 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 437 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,041 TELL ME SOMETHING-- 438 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,750 YOU STILL INTO SAM? 439 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,792 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. 440 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,041 WELL, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ENTERTAIN ME. 441 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,750 NO, I MAY BE YOUR BECK-AND-CALL GIRL, 442 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,041 BUT I'M NOT YOUR SOCIAL DIRECTOR, 443 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,166 AND I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU 444 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,417 ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE. 445 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,959 SO YOU ARE STILL INTO SAM. 446 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,166 OH. 447 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,875 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 448 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:36,000 YOUR I.V. BAG EMPTIED FASTER THAN I EXPECTED. 449 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,375 REALLY? 450 00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,000 YEAH. AT THE FLOW RATE I SET, THERE SHOULD BE PLENTY LEFT. 451 00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,875 YOU GONNA GIVE SAM ANOTHER CHANCE? 452 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:45,542 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 453 00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,041 YOUR BROTHER WANTS TO HAVE A PARTY WHEN YOU COME HOME, 454 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,625 WITH BALLOONS AND STREAMERS 455 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,458 AND A CLOWN. 456 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,166 ALTHOUGH HONESTLY, CLOWNS ARE A LITTLE CREEPY. 457 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,709 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 458 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,917 IF YOU NEED A BREAK, I'M HERE. 459 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,667 NO, I'M GOOD. THANKS. 460 00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,625 HER PULSE OX IS A LITTLE LOWER THAN NORMAL. 461 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,375 ON THESE LITTLE ONES, IT CAN VARY QUITE A BIT. 462 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:11,291 YEAH. BUT HER HEART RATE'S BEEN CREEPING UP. 463 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:14,041 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 464 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:17,041 DOCTOR PARENTS ARE ALWAYS A LITTLE OVERANXIOUS. 465 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,875 MM. 466 00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:22,417 SHE'S GOT RHINORRHEA 467 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,625 AND INTERCOSTAL MUSCLE RETRACTIONS WHEN SHE BREATHES. 468 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,083 I'LL MAKE A NOTE IN HER CHART. 469 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,625 NO, SHE NEEDS A CHEST X-RAY, AND SHE NEEDS ARTERIAL BLOOD GAS 470 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,834 AND NASAL WASHINGS. I WILL LET THE ATTENDING KNOW-- 471 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,458 OKAY, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 472 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,625 I'M NOT WAITING FOR THE ATTENDING. 473 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,917 I'M A DOCTOR, I'M HER FATHER, 474 00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,834 AND I'M TELLING YOU TO GO GET TESTS. 475 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,875 YOU GO GET THE DAMN TESTS. NOW. 476 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:51,208 (big band music playing) 477 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,250 (man) ...ALABAMA VERSUS TENNESSEE. 478 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,709 WHOO! FIRST DOWN, BAMA. 479 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,417 ROLL TIDE'S GONNA STAMPEDE ALL OVER ROCKY TOP. 480 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,375 ALABAMA'S THE CRIMSON TIDE, 481 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,625 BUT THEIR MASCOT'S AN ELEPHANT. 482 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:21,917 MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU? 483 00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:24,041 THAT'S WHAT VOLUNTEER FANS ALWAYS LATCH ON TO 484 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,417 WHEN THEY'RE GETTING THEIR BUTTS KICKED. 485 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,166 MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST TURN IT OVER NOW. 486 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,792 TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD FOR THE BABIES. 487 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,333 THESE BABIES ARE FINE. THEY GOT SOUTHERN BLOOD IN THEIR VEINS. 488 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,000 (man speaking indistinctly on TV) 489 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,500 THE FIRST ONE'S OFF THE VENTILATOR. 490 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,041 THAT'S GREAT NEWS, CHARLOTTE. 491 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,208 SO YOU'VE BEEN ADJUSTING YOUR MAGNESIUM DRIP? 492 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,208 YES, I HAVE, 493 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,000 AND IT STOPPED THE CONTRACTIONS. 494 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,375 AND YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN? 495 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,834 BECAUSE I'M A DOCTOR AND THE CHIEF OF STAFF. 496 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,041 NO, NOW YOU ARE A PATIENT, CHARLOTTE. 497 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,041 YOU CAN'T SELF-MEDICATE, CHARLOTTE. IT'S DANGEROUS. 498 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,458 IT'S ADDISON'S FAULT. 499 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,041 SHE'S THE ONE WHO LEFT AN ADDICT WITH ACCESS TO DRUGS. 500 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:58,041 MAGNESIUM IS NOT A NARCOTIC. NICE TRY. 501 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,000 BUT SINCE YOU CLEARLY CANNOT BE TRUSTED... (control pad beeping) 502 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,458 I AM LOCKING THE PUMP. 503 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,041 (man) TENNESSEE'S DEFENSE 504 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,041 IS GONNA HAVE TO TIGHTEN UP AGAINST THE PASS 505 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:09,792 OR THIS COULD BE A LONG GAME. 506 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,959 I ALREADY SUSPECT THE WORST. IS IT THE WORST? 507 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,375 CHEST X-RAYS SHOW AN INFILTRATE ON HER LUNGS. 508 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,041 YEAH. THE LABS? 509 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,750 R.S.V. PNEUMONIA. 510 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:22,041 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT HER BACK ON THE VENTILATOR. 511 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,125 I SO WANTED TO BE WRONG. 512 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,417 (inhales deeply) ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T TELL CHARLOTTE. 513 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,041 SHE'S ALREADY IN HELL. 514 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,041 THERE'S NO TREATMENT FOR THIS VIRUS, 515 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,083 AND W-WITH A BABY SO SMALL... 516 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,083 WE'RE NOT-- WITH A COMPROMISED IMMUNE SYSTEM. SHE COULD JUST-- 517 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,667 WE'RE NOT THERE YET. 518 00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,083 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL PUT HER BACK ON THE VENTILATOR. 519 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:37,083 WE'LL WATCH HER. 520 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,875 WE'RE NOT THERE YET. 521 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,834 (bell chimes) 522 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,458 (indistinct conversations) 523 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,000 (chimes) 524 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,166 (clicking button, bell chiming) 525 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,458 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 526 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,000 WHY DID YOU TATTLE TO ADDISON? 527 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,667 THAT'S--THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED ME IN? 528 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,208 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY NEEDED SOMETHING. 529 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,500 I DO. I NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU RATTED ME OUT 530 00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,041 ABOUT THE MAGNESIUM DRIP. 531 00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,417 'CAUSE IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 532 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:05,000 (clicking button, bell chiming) 533 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,750 I'M THIRSTY. I NEED SOME WATER. 534 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,000 (chuckles) 535 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,667 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 536 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,834 WHAT ARE YOU, 5? 537 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,625 IT'S NOT MY JOB TO JUMP WHENEVER YOU'RE BORED. 538 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,583 GET ME ANOTHER NURSE. NO. 539 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,041 YOU'RE FIRED. NO, I'M NOT. 540 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,125 YOU ARE DEFINITELY FIRED. 541 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,125 OH, YEAH? YOU KICK ME TO THE CURB, 542 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,125 THERE'LL BE NOBODY ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 543 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,041 EVERY OTHER NURSE OUT THERE WOULD SOONER QUIT 544 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,709 THAN WALK IN THIS ROOM. OKAY? 545 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,041 I GET THAT YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE, I GET THAT YOU'RE SCARED, 546 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,000 BUT YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO HAVE A HIGH-RISK PREGNANCY, 547 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,750 SO THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU 548 00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,917 TO BE SUCH A MONUMENTAL PAIN IN THE ASS 549 00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,250 AND MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE 550 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,041 FOR ANYBODY TO FEEL COMPASSION FOR YOU. 551 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,667 NOW I AM TRYING MY VERY BEST NOT TO SMOTHER YOU WITH A PILLOW 552 00:21:58,709 --> 00:22:00,041 EVERY TIME I WALK IN THIS ROOM, 553 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,041 BUT YOU ARE SERIOUSLY TRYING MY PATIENCE. 554 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,583 SO PLEASE, 555 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:06,333 FOR YOUR HEALTH, FOR THE HEALTH OF YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN, 556 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,792 DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT PRESSING THAT CALL BUTTON AGAIN 557 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,458 UNLESS YOU'RE IN LABOR OR YOU'RE DYING. 558 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:17,041 (exhales) 559 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:20,000 (Charlotte) I COMPLETELY AGREE. 560 00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:22,583 YES. 561 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:26,041 I ASSURE YOU, IT'S UNDER CONTROL. 562 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,041 (sighs) 563 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,542 WHAT'S WRONG? 564 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,500 IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO OUR SON, 565 00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:34,041 YOU MIGHT'VE NOTICED THE BITE MARK ON HIS ARM. 566 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,000 SOMEBODY BIT HIM? 567 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,542 IS HE OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED? 568 00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:39,250 HE'S FINE. APPARENTLY, MASON WAS PICKING ON 569 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,458 A KID IN HIS CLASS-- NEAL SEGAL. 570 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,041 OH, COME ON. MASON'S A GOOD KID. 571 00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,834 THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE TO THE STORY THAN THAT. 572 00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,625 THE PRINCIPAL SAID MASON WAS PROVOKING NEAL. 573 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,542 THAT'S WHY HE BIT MASON. 574 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,834 WELL, BITING'S NOT OKAY. WELL, NEITHER IS BULLYING. 575 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,000 TAUNTING A KID IS JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE, 576 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,041 AND IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, 577 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,750 THE PRINCIPAL'S THREATENED TO SUSPEND HIM. 578 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,333 I WILL GO DOWN TO THE SCHOOL. I WILL TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL. 579 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,959 NO, YOU NEED TO TALK TO MASON. 580 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 WE NEED TO CUT HIM SOME SLACK. 581 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,041 HE IS SCARED AND STRESSED ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 582 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,041 YOU NEED TO QUIT MAKING EXCUSES. WE HAVE TO PUNISH HIM. 583 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,166 HE NEEDS STABILITY. HE NEEDS NURTURING. 584 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:12,375 WHAT HE NEEDS IS A CLEAR SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG, 585 00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:15,041 AND IF HIS FATHER'S TOO MUCH OF A WUSS TO TEACH IT TO HIM, 586 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:17,041 THEN I'LL DO IT, JUST LIKE I DO EVERYTHING ELSE. 587 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,041 REALLY? 588 00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,041 WELL, I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN IN THE NICU 24 HOURS A DAY, 589 00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:22,917 TRYING TO KEEP OUR DAUGHTER ALIVE 590 00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:25,709 AND WATCHING SAM PUT HER BACK ON A VENTILATOR AND-- 591 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,083 WAIT. 592 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:28,834 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 593 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,041 SHE... 594 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:33,041 SHE HAS R.S.V. PNEUMONIA. 595 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,041 SINCE WHEN? 596 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,041 I NOTICED SOMETHING THIS MORNING. 597 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,041 I HAD THEM RUN THE TESTS. 598 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:40,083 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 599 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:42,041 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO PROTECT YOU, CHARLOTTE. 600 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,417 (scoffs) LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT MASON? 601 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,041 YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT, COOPER. 602 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,041 YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE TRYING TO KEEP 603 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,041 THIS FAMILY TOGETHER, CHARLOTTE. 604 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,041 NO, I AM THE ONLY ONE STUCK IN THIS BED... 605 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,667 OH! EVERY DAMN DAY. JUST GET THE HELL OUT. 606 00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:55,333 YEAH. GLADLY. 607 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,041 (exhales deeply) 608 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,333 (man) ♪ BEEP, BEEP, BACK IT UP, WHAT? ♪ 609 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,875 ♪ LAY IT DOWN LIKE A CEMENT TRUCK, WHAT? ♪ 610 00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:07,417 ♪ STANDING IN THE BACK, MAD LIKE AN UMPIRE ♪ 611 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:10,041 ♪♪♪ 612 00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,625 ♪ TRY TO RUN, RUN, BUT I'M GONNA CATCH YOU ♪ 613 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:15,041 ♪ GONNA POP, POP, FIRECRACKER ♪ 614 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,083 ♪ GOT YOU LOCKED IN MY SIGHTS LIKE A SATELLITE ♪ 615 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,959 ♪ FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE ♪ 616 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,959 ♪ BULL'S-EYE, CUTE FACE ♪ 617 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,542 ♪ BIG... TO MEASURE ♪ 618 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:25,000 ♪ BUT THE DUDES GOT ME THROWING OFF MY VISION ♪ 619 00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:27,875 ♪ DROP IT DOWN LIKE A BYE FROM AN AIRPLANE ♪ 620 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:30,166 ♪ RED, WHITE, LIKE, LIKE THE TIN CAN ♪ 621 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:35,041 ♪ WHAT? ♪ 622 00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:36,542 MUSCLES. 623 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,375 BONES. BRAIN. 624 00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,166 THEY'RE ALL GOING SOFT AND MUSHY 625 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,041 AND DISSOLVING IN THIS BED. 626 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,792 (men and women) ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ OH, GOD. NO. 627 00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:46,917 NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. ♪ FA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 628 00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:49,375 I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF BED... ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 629 00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:51,583 BUT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH A BUNCH... ♪ FA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 630 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:54,291 OF YE OLDE CHOIR REJECTS SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS. ♪ DON WE KNOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 631 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:57,750 DO NOT COME IN HERE. DO NOT! ♪ FA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 632 00:24:57,792 --> 00:25:00,375 STOP SINGING! (yelps) 633 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,125 (pants) 634 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:05,208 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 635 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:09,125 "YOU SEE, WENDY, WHEN THE FIRST BABY LAUGHED FOR THE FIRST TIME, 636 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:11,792 "ITS LAUGH BROKE INTO A THOUSAND PIECES, 637 00:25:11,834 --> 00:25:14,375 "AND THEY ALL WENT SKIPPING ABOUT, 638 00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:17,959 AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF FAIRIES." 639 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,333 YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH FOR ME ONE DAY. 640 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:26,041 YOU HAVE TO. 641 00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:28,166 (groans) 642 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,333 (Amelia and Addison, singsongy) SURPRISE! 643 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:33,250 IT'S YOUR NONSHOWER SHOWER! 644 00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:34,834 WHY AREN'T YOU WITH MY BABY, ADDISON? 645 00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:37,625 BECAUSE COOPER IS. HEY, I THOUGHT OF A GOOD BABY NAME. 646 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:39,375 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OLIVE? 647 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,166 I THINK IT'S A MARTINI INGREDIENT. 648 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,625 WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING MASON BY TODAY? 649 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,166 HE DIDN'T WANT TO COME, AND COOPER SAID IT WAS OKAY. 650 00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:46,667 WELL, SCREW, COOPER. IF I WANT TO SEE MY DAMN KID, 651 00:25:46,709 --> 00:25:48,583 THAT'S MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT. YOU WANT A CUPCAKE? 652 00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:50,000 DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT A CUPCAKE? 653 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:51,333 SO THAT'S A NO THEN? 654 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,834 YES, IT'S A NO. I DON'T WANT YOUR CUPCAKES 655 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,667 OR YOUR FLOWERS OR YOUR PRESENTS. 656 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:58,667 WHAT PART OF "I DON'T WANT A SHOWER" WAS UNCLEAR, AMELIA? 657 00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:00,333 WE THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD CHEER YOU UP. 658 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:01,458 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD CHEER ME UP? 659 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,583 IF YOU GOT YOUR ASSES OUT OF MY ROOM. 660 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:04,709 MMM. THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 661 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,250 HEY, CHARLOTTE, 662 00:26:06,291 --> 00:26:07,625 FOR PATIENTS WHO ARE ON BED REST 663 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:10,041 IN THE SAME ROOM FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME, 664 00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:11,500 IT'S NATURAL THEY DEVELOP A KIND OF CABIN FEVER... ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, 665 00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:13,000 SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN. 666 00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:15,166 AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR BABY GIRL... 667 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:16,834 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN. 668 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,375 IT'S HARD FOR PERSONS USED TO BEING IN CONTROL... 669 00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:20,500 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN. 670 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:23,000 ...TAKE CARE OF THINGS AND THEM. 671 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,208 SMELL THAT. 672 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,375 WHICH ONE'S A TRAPEZOID? 673 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:28,583 IT'S A SQUARE AT AN ANGLE? 674 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,917 NO. NO. WAIT. THAT'S A RHOMBUS. 675 00:26:30,959 --> 00:26:32,291 (sighs) ALL THOSE YEARS IN SCHOOL, 676 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,625 AND THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER IS THAT CINEMA CLASS. 677 00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:37,208 BY THE WAY, ELSA DIDN'T LOVE RICK. 678 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:39,291 (scoffs) LOVE STORY, MY ASS. 679 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,208 EVERY GOOD ROMANCE ENDS IN DEATH. 680 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,875 WITHOUT A PLANE CRASH, CONSUMPTION, 681 00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:44,291 OR THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, 682 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,083 TWO PEOPLE CAN'T JUST STAND THE TEST OF TIME. 683 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,083 MAMA. 684 00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:50,458 DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? 685 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,208 I HEARD YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME. 686 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,959 I DIDN'T WANT TO GET YELLED AT. NEAL BIT ME. 687 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,208 BECAUSE YOU PROVOKED HIM. 688 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,750 AND WHEN YOU PUSH SOMEONE TOO FAR, WELL-- 689 00:26:58,792 --> 00:27:00,500 SOMEDAY I'LL SHOW YOU "THE BURNING BED," 690 00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:02,208 AND THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 691 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,542 I NEVER DID IT BEFORE. 692 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,041 THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS NEVER DOING IT AT ALL. 693 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,333 EVERYONE HATES NEAL. HE'S WEIRD. 694 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,667 WELL, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. 695 00:27:08,709 --> 00:27:11,542 YOU WANT TO BE A SHEEP? FOLLOW THE HERD? 696 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,041 OR DO YOU WANT TO BE A MAN? 697 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,333 THE KIND OF PERSON WHO STICKS UP FOR OTHERS? 698 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:18,333 NOT ONLY DID YOU BULLY A KID, 699 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:22,125 WHICH IS HORRIBLE AND CRUEL AND NEVER OKAY, 700 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,959 BUT YOU LIED TO ME. 701 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,917 DID YOU APOLOGIZE TO NEAL? NO. 702 00:27:26,959 --> 00:27:29,041 WELL, YOU HAVE TO. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN? 703 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,333 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SELFISH? 704 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,166 I'M THE ONE STUCK IN THIS BED. 705 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,959 YOUR DAD'S RACING BETWEEN ME 706 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,291 AND YOUR BABY SISTER IN THE NICU. 707 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:38,083 AND INSTEAD OF BEING HELPFUL, YOU'RE JUST ACTING OUT. 708 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:40,083 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU FINISHED? 709 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,667 DON'T YOU GET FRESH WITH ME. 710 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:46,959 WE STILL HAVE TO DISCUSS YOUR PUNISHMENT. 711 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,041 DAD ALREADY DID. NO TV OR VIDEO GAMES FOR A WEEK. 712 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,792 NOT A WEEK. A MONTH. 713 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:55,208 AND YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO NEAL AND TO HIS PARENTS. 714 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:58,166 THAT'S NOT FAIR. WELL, LIFE ISN'T FAIR. GET USED TO IT. 715 00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:00,291 I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! 716 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,959 (sighs) 717 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,208 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 718 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,333 I HATE ME, TOO. 719 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,083 (sighs) 720 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,959 (monitor beeping rapidly) 721 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,375 I GOT YOUR PAGE. WHAT'S GOING ON? 722 00:28:13,417 --> 00:28:14,750 WELL, SATs ARE DROPPING. 723 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:16,041 B.P. AND HEART RATE ARE UNSTABLE. 724 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:18,208 WHAT'S HER CHEST X-RAY LOOK LIKE? 725 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,250 WORSE. DIFFUSE INFILTRATE. 726 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:21,041 I HAVEN'T TOLD COOPER YET. 727 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,458 I WANT TO PRESENT HIM WITH ALL THE OPTIONS. 728 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,333 IF WE OXYGENATE THE BLOOD OUTSIDE THE BODY, 729 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:26,417 THERE'S A CHANCE THAT-- 730 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,125 NO. ECMO's TOO DANGEROUS AND INVASIVE. 731 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:30,041 WELL, THEN WHAT OTHER OPTION DO WE HAVE? 732 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,834 I DON'T KNOW, BUT ECMO YOU CAN'T EVEN DO UNTIL 34 WEEKS. 733 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:33,041 SHE'S STILL TOO YOUNG. 734 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:34,417 PLUS, THERE'S NO GUARANTEE OF SURVIVAL, 735 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,750 AND THEN YOU RUN THE RISK 736 00:28:36,792 --> 00:28:38,875 OF BLEEDING, INFECTION, CLOTTING, STROKES. 737 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,542 WELL, PNEUMONIA PRESENTS JUST AS BIG A THREAT. 738 00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:42,375 THE ECTOPIA CORDIS AND THE PREMATURITY-- 739 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:44,166 I MEAN, SHE'S-- 740 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:45,250 SHE'S ALREADY LOOKING AT SUCH A HARD LIFE. 741 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,083 I-I JUST... 742 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,417 I DON'T KNOW IF SUCH AN AGGRESSIVE APPROACH 743 00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:49,583 IS WHAT'S BEST FOR HER. 744 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,083 WELL, IT'S NOT FOR HER. 745 00:28:51,125 --> 00:28:53,208 WE'D BE DOING THIS FOR COOPER AND CHARLOTTE. 746 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,709 DO WHAT FOR US? 747 00:28:57,834 --> 00:29:01,083 IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT... 748 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:04,458 THEY THINK THAT ECMO IS OUR BEST OPTION. 749 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,375 HOW LONG WOULD SHE BE ON BYPASS? 750 00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:09,041 A WEEK. 751 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,291 AND BLOOD THINNERS. 752 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,667 SO AMELIA WOULD DO AN ULTRASOUND 753 00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:14,208 EVERY DAY TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NOT A BRAIN BLEED. 754 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:16,166 AND IF THE ECMO DOESN'T WORK? 755 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:19,750 WELL, THEN OUR--OUR DAUGHTER WILL DIE. 756 00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:25,417 (sighs) 757 00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:30,208 I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE THIS MAGICAL FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH MASON. 758 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:33,083 MM, BUY THE BIGGEST TREE ON THE LOT, 759 00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:35,333 DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE, 760 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:37,458 LIE AROUND IN OUR P.J.s ON CHRISTMAS MORNING, 761 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:41,959 COME UP WITH NAMES FOR OUR GIRLS. 762 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,917 JUST BE A FAMILY. 763 00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:47,375 BUT NOW? 764 00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:50,500 I KNOW. 765 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:53,125 NO, YOU DON'T. 766 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,000 (inhales and exhales deeply) 767 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,375 YOU'VE HELD HER 768 00:29:59,417 --> 00:30:01,166 AND YOU'VE KISSED HER HEAD 769 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:04,166 AND YOU'VE TALKED TO HER. 770 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,834 SHE KNOWS HER DADDY. 771 00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,500 BUT ME? 772 00:30:11,417 --> 00:30:14,792 OUR DAUGHTER MAY DIE BEFORE I EVER GET TO MEET HER. 773 00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:18,250 (sighs) 774 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:26,000 (orchestral music playing) 775 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:43,625 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 776 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,750 PUMP IS PRIMED. VENOUS CATHETER'S IN. 777 00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:47,625 OKAY. I GOT SOME BLEEDING HERE. 778 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:49,000 WHAT BLEEDING? WHAT'S WRONG? 779 00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:51,709 NOTHING'S WRONG, COOP. WE GOT THIS, OKAY? 780 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,625 (Yuna's "Come As You Are" playing) 781 00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:57,583 HELLO, PRECIOUS GIRL. 782 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,291 THIS IS YOUR MAMA. 783 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:02,041 SORRY YOU DON'T HAVE A NAME YET. 784 00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:04,667 I WANT SO MUCH TO BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, 785 00:31:04,709 --> 00:31:07,041 HOLD YOUR LITTLE HAND, 786 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:08,750 TELL YOU EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 787 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:10,834 AND LET YOU KNOW 788 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,041 YOU ARE BLESSED. 789 00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:16,041 IT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE IT, BUT YOU ARE. 790 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,041 I SHOULD BE PRAYING. 791 00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:21,875 RIGHT NOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW. 792 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:23,875 I CAN'T DO THIS. 793 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,041 I CAN'T JUST WAIT AROUND. 794 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,000 ♪ THE CHOICE IS YOURS, DON'T BE LATE ♪ 795 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:28,750 I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT ADDISON SAYS. I'M GETTING UP. 796 00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:32,375 ♪ TAKE A REST AS A FRIEND ♪ 797 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:33,667 (grunts) 798 00:31:33,709 --> 00:31:35,166 ♪ AS AN OLD MEMORIA ♪ 799 00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:37,041 (inhales sharply) 800 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,917 WAS THAT A KICK? 801 00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:41,000 ♪ MEMORIA ♪ 802 00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:44,166 HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A MOTHER TO ALL OF THEM? 803 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,583 READY TO RELEASE THE CLAMP. 804 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:49,000 ARTERIAL CLAMP OFF. 805 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,000 ♪ MEMORIA ♪ 806 00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:54,667 (Addison) VENOUS CLAMP OFF. PUMP ON. 807 00:31:54,709 --> 00:31:56,875 (whirring) 808 00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:59,875 ♪♪♪ 809 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,041 PULSE OX IS COMING UP. 810 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,500 (sighs) 811 00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:05,500 NOW WHAT? 812 00:32:05,542 --> 00:32:07,208 NOW WE WAIT. 813 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,834 ♪ SOAKED IN BLEACH ♪ 814 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:13,041 ♪ AS I WANT YOU TO BE ♪ 815 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,083 ♪ AS A TREND, AS A FRIEND ♪ 816 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,667 SHE'S, UH... 817 00:32:17,709 --> 00:32:18,750 SHE'S HANGING IN THERE. 818 00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:20,542 ♪ MEMORIA ♪ 819 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:22,041 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 820 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:25,458 ♪ MEMORIA ♪ 821 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:29,083 ♪ MEMORIA ♪ 822 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:32,625 ♪ MEMORIA ♪ 823 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:35,667 THIS IS MY FAULT. ALL OF IT. 824 00:32:35,709 --> 00:32:37,917 I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH. 825 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:40,291 I CALLED THEM TAPEWORMS AND TICKS. 826 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,583 I SAID THEY WERE SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME. 827 00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:46,542 I ACTUALLY HOPED FOR A MISCARRIAGE. 828 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:49,375 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 829 00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:52,000 I'D GIVE MY LIFE FOR ANY ONE OF THEM. 830 00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:57,041 IS THERE ANYONE UP THERE? 831 00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:59,792 IS ANYONE LISTENING? 832 00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:03,291 YOU HAVE TO TAKE A LIFE, YOU TAKE ME. 833 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,375 (voice breaks) TAKE ME. 834 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,041 SAVE MY BABIES. 835 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:10,041 ♪ I DON'T HAVE A GUN ♪ 836 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:13,709 ♪ NO, I DON'T HAVE A GUN ♪ 837 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:17,834 ♪ NO, I DON'T HAVE A GUN ♪ 838 00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:19,959 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 839 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,583 ♪ AND I SWEAR THAT I DON'T ♪ 840 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:25,041 IT'S CLEAR. 841 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,625 SHE MADE IT ANOTHER DAY. 842 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:28,041 THAT'S GOOD. 843 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:30,291 ♪ NO, I DON'T HAVE A GUN ♪ 844 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:33,083 (sobbing) IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 845 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:34,834 I'M SORRY I COMPLAINED. 846 00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,166 I TAKE IT ALL BACK. 847 00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:40,041 IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. 848 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,041 OH, NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 849 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:43,291 OH. 850 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:47,000 OH, WAIT. OH, WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 851 00:33:47,041 --> 00:33:48,583 PLEASE HURRY. PLEASE. 852 00:33:48,625 --> 00:33:51,792 YOU'RE THE WORST PATIENT EVER. 853 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:54,792 I-I COULDN'T HOLD IT. 854 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:57,750 I'M SORRY. 855 00:33:57,792 --> 00:34:00,875 TRUTH IS, YOU JUST SAVED ME FROM COMMITTING A HOMICIDE. 856 00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:03,041 YOU KNOW THAT NEW L&D NURSE--TAI? 857 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,375 SHE'S GREAT IN THE O.R., BUT THE WOMAN HAS GOT 858 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,875 TO CLOSE HER MOUTH WHEN SHE'S CHEWING GUM. 859 00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:09,667 MY MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE ANY AS A KID. 860 00:34:09,709 --> 00:34:11,959 SAID I LOOKED LIKE A COW CHEWING ON HER CUD. 861 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,959 SHE GOT THAT RIGHT. 862 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,458 (whispers) THANK YOU. 863 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,875 ♪ ...HAVE A GUN ♪ 864 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,750 ♪ AND I SWEAR ♪ 865 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,917 ♪ THAT I DON'T HAVE A GUN ♪ 866 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:25,041 ALL RIGHT. X-RAY'S CLEAR. 867 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:27,041 BLOOD GAS IS IMPROVED. VITALS ARE GOOD. 868 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:29,041 SHE IS A FIGHTER. 869 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:31,000 CHARLOTTE'S DAUGHTER. 870 00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:31,917 (chuckles) 871 00:34:31,959 --> 00:34:33,166 MM. 872 00:34:33,208 --> 00:34:35,000 SO NOW? 873 00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:36,417 NOW SHE COMES OFF ECMO. 874 00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:38,667 SHE'LL STILL HAVE TO BE ON THE VENTILATOR. 875 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:41,792 YEAH, BUT SHE'S STABLE AND SHE'S HEADING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 876 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:43,041 (sighs) 877 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,583 ♪ MEMORIA ♪ 878 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,834 AW, COOPER. IT'S OKAY. 879 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:51,875 (cries) 880 00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,709 I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA MAKE IT. 881 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:55,417 MM. 882 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:56,458 (sniffles) 883 00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:04,375 (swing music playing) 884 00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:34,709 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 885 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,709 HEY, STRANGER. 886 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,250 WHERE YOU BEEN? 887 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:39,917 DAD HASN'T LET ME DO MUCH SINCE YOU GROUNDED ME, 888 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:42,333 BUT I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT, HUH? 889 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,166 YEAH, IT IS. HOW'S SCHOOL? 890 00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:47,792 I APOLOGIZED TO NEAL. HE WAS PRETTY NICE ABOUT IT. 891 00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:50,041 MAYBE WHEN I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE, HE CAN COME OVER? 892 00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,041 OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 893 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,000 (people speaking indistinctly) 894 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:57,291 I'M SORRY I DISAPPOINTED YOU. 895 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:59,000 OH, SWEETIE, COME HERE. 896 00:36:01,917 --> 00:36:03,917 LOOK, 897 00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:07,208 I KNOW IT'S PRETTY SCARY, SEEING ME LIKE THIS. 898 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,041 I KNOW YOU GOT SOME PRETTY BAD MEMORIES 899 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,834 OF YOUR MAMA IN THIS HOSPITAL. 900 00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:13,041 I'M NOT GONNA DIE LIKE SHE DID. 901 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,542 HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? 902 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:17,709 BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT, NOT SICK. 903 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,000 BECAUSE I'M TOO MEAN TO DIE. 904 00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:21,041 YOU JUST ASK ANY OF THOSE NURSES. 905 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:22,125 (chuckles) 906 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,041 IT'S OKAY TO BE AFRAID, 907 00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:26,041 BUT YOU GOTTA TALK TO ME ABOUT IT, 908 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:30,083 NOT TAKE IT OUT ON OTHER KIDS. OKAY? 909 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,041 OKAY. 910 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:32,917 GOOD. 911 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:35,959 NOW GO OVER AND GET ME WHAT'S IN THAT DRAWER. 912 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,834 DO YOU WANT SOME PAPER? 913 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,375 NAH. 914 00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:48,000 I WAS RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO ANNOY THE NURSES. 915 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:53,041 (chuckles) 916 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,250 YOU WANNA TRY? 917 00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:01,917 (laughs) DO IT AGAIN. 918 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,041 SHE'S OFF THE VENTILATOR? 919 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:09,041 FOR GOOD THIS TIME? 920 00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:10,792 YEP. COOPER'S HOLDING HER RIGHT NOW. 921 00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:11,792 OH. 922 00:37:11,834 --> 00:37:15,041 IT'S GOOD. IT'S REALLY GOOD. 923 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:16,709 ALL RIGHT. I SHOULD GET BACK. (bell chimes) 924 00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:19,500 NO. WAIT. TELL ME MORE. I WANT TO KNOW MORE. 925 00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:22,875 OKAY. UH, WELL, SHE'S GONNA GET STRONGER EVERY DAY. (clicking, bell chiming) 926 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:25,208 WE'RE BACK TO THIS AGAIN? I KNOW SHE'S PREGNANT, 927 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:26,583 BUT JUST LET ME JUST GET ONE GOOD SMACK IN. 928 00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:28,041 (laughs) NOW CALM DOWN. 929 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:32,000 THIS IS A WOMAN WORTH FIGHTING FOR, AND I HATE MOST OF 'EM. 930 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,500 YOU'D BE A FOOL TO LET HER GET AWAY, SO MAN UP. 931 00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:36,083 OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? ENOUGH. 932 00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,041 NOW THIS IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. 933 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,625 I AM A GROWN MAN. 934 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:42,208 I WILL CHOOSE WHO I WANT TO BE WITH. 935 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,041 I CHOOSE YOU. 936 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:49,917 NOW I DIDN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING BEFORE 937 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,709 BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D RUN. 938 00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:55,542 AND I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. 939 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:03,875 (indistinct conversations) 940 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:06,875 SO YOU'VE NEVER BOUGHT A CHRISTMAS TREE? 941 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:09,041 NO, I'M JEWISH. 942 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,500 YOU GOTTA HELP ME PICK OUT THE RIGHT ONE, OKAY? 943 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,834 WHAT SIZE? 944 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:14,917 BIG. 945 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,875 LIKE, HOW BIG? 946 00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:18,583 LIKE, CRAZY BIG. 947 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:22,000 (woman) OKAY, YOU GUYS. SLOW DOWN. 948 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:22,792 (speaks indistinctly) 949 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,041 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 950 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:27,125 PERFECT. 951 00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:28,333 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 952 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:30,000 WE GET A TRUCKLOAD OF ORNAMENTS, RIGHT? 953 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,083 AND THEN WE HANG ENOUGH LIGHTS TO DOUBLE OUR ELECTRIC BILL. 954 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:34,333 WE PUT IT IN THE LIVING ROOM SO IT'S ALL SET UP 955 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:36,083 FOR WHEN MAMA COMES HOME. 956 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,000 THAT'S NOT WHAT WE DO? 957 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,792 WELL, YEAH, BUT... 958 00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:41,917 IT DOESN'T GO IN THE LIVING ROOM. 959 00:38:41,959 --> 00:38:44,000 (indistinct conversations continue) 960 00:38:46,834 --> 00:38:48,709 (people speaking indistinctly) 961 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:50,208 DR. KING? 962 00:38:51,834 --> 00:38:53,917 WELL... 963 00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:57,000 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOME SORT OF A THANK-YOU. 964 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:58,083 THIS WILL DO. 965 00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:00,709 OH, PLEASE. YOU SHOULD BE GIVING ME FLOWERS 966 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,792 AND GIFT CERTIFICATES FOR MASSAGES 967 00:39:02,834 --> 00:39:05,959 AND DEPARTMENT STORES AND STUFF FOR MY HOUSE. 968 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,375 THESE ARE FROM THE BOARD. 969 00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,375 THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS BOUGHT ME FLOWERS? 970 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,542 I CAN'T IMAGINE IT'S BECAUSE THEY LIKE YOU, 971 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,125 SO THEY MUST REALLY BE SCARED OF YOU. 972 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:18,917 WHAT THE-- 973 00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:20,583 (laughs) HOW DID YOU GET THIS PAST SECURITY? 974 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,917 I TOLD THEM IT WAS FOR THE CHIEF OF STAFF. 975 00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:23,041 SANTA SAYS YOU'VE BEEN 976 00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:24,959 AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR. 977 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,250 (lowered voice) ALTHOUGH I LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE BAD, 978 00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:27,875 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE WEARING CHERRY RED LIPSTICK. 979 00:39:27,917 --> 00:39:29,959 BUT IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET. 980 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,208 THAT'S THE BEST PART. WE GET TO HAVE TWO CHRISTMASES. 981 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,458 I KNOW IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, BUT... 982 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,583 THANK YOU, COOP. 983 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,792 BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO BUY ME PRESENTS. 984 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:41,875 ♪♪♪ 985 00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:45,000 READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. 986 00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:46,458 AH. 987 00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:49,041 AH. 988 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:50,458 YEAH! (Charlotte) YAY! 989 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,208 I THINK YOU FOUND YOUR CALLING, KIDDO. 990 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:55,375 (man) ♪ DEAD LEAVES, DEAD TREES ♪ 991 00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:57,041 THANK YOU. 992 00:39:57,083 --> 00:40:01,083 ♪ TO OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 993 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:03,000 YEAH. 994 00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:05,208 THESE TWINKLE LIGHTS ARE ODDLY SOOTHING. 995 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:06,709 MM. 996 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,500 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE UP ALL YEAR ROUND. 997 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,917 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HOLD UP YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE MUGS. 998 00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:13,917 I WANT SISSY TO SEE WHAT HER FIRST CHRISTMAS WAS LIKE. (clink) 999 00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:15,917 YEAH, WE GOTTA NAME THAT BABY 1000 00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:18,041 BEFORE SHE'S STUCK WITH "SISSY" FOREVER. 1001 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,291 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT BUDGING ON MARJORIE. 1002 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:22,208 I DO NOT LIKE IT. 1003 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:24,041 WELL, LET'S GO BACK TO THE BOARD. 1004 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:27,417 OKAY, UM... 1005 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:28,583 (pants) 1006 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:30,041 WHAT? MAMA? 1007 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:31,417 WHAT? MY WATER JUST BROKE. 1008 00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:33,208 THE BABIES ARE COMING? YEAH. 1009 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:35,041 WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. I'LL GET A NURSE. 1010 00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,041 MASE! WAIT. LET HIM GO. 1011 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,875 I DON'T THINK THEY'LL ANSWER THE CALL BUTTON ANYMORE. 1012 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:43,208 OH, MY GOD. I CAN LEAVE THE ROOM. 1013 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:45,500 THIS IS IT. I'M FREE. 1014 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,041 I CAN SIT UP. 1015 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,250 THIS IS IT, COOPER. 1016 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,417 OH, MY GOD. 1017 00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:52,667 KISS ME. 1018 00:40:52,709 --> 00:40:54,500 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA NEED A SURGICAL TRAY 1019 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:56,250 TO OPEN THE CERCLAGE, TWO ISOLETTES, 1020 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,417 AND A NICU TEAM ON STANDBY. 1021 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,041 WAIT. STOP. 1022 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,583 ARE YOU OKAY? WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 1023 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,917 I NEED TO GO TO THE NICU. I NEED TO SEE HER. 1024 00:41:03,959 --> 00:41:05,917 YOU'RE IN LABOR. NO. NO. NO. YOU GOTTA GO TO DELIVERY, RECOVERY, 1025 00:41:05,959 --> 00:41:08,917 AND THEN THE NICU. THESE TWO AIN'T COMING THIS SECOND. 1026 00:41:08,959 --> 00:41:12,792 NOW I'M YOUR DAMN BOSS. TAKE ME TO MY BABY RIGHT NOW. 1027 00:41:12,834 --> 00:41:15,000 ALL RIGHT, MASE, LET'S GO GET SISSY READY. 1028 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,834 (sighs) 1029 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:25,000 ♪♪♪ 1030 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,542 OH, MY GOD. 1031 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:30,959 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1032 00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:34,709 (blows kiss) 1033 00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:39,333 GEORGIA. 1034 00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:44,375 YOUR NAME IS GEORGIA. 1035 00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:48,375 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 1036 00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:49,792 LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 1037 00:41:49,834 --> 00:41:52,792 (jazz music playing)