1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,594 I can't believe Mr. Klein gave me a "D" 2 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,095 on that test. How'd I get a "D"? 3 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,013 You only answered half the questions, 4 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:16,517 then told Mr. Klein the test was stupid, 5 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,519 then burped, then left. 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,272 And that's not worth a D-plus? 7 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,858 Hey, guys. Bad news. 8 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,860 The doctors can't fix your face? 9 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,154 What's the bad news? 10 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,781 Benji's flaking on us. 11 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:32,449 I'm not flaking. 12 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:33,993 Benji. Come on. 13 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,325 The Plain White T's are signing autographs 14 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,620 at the Westbrook mall. 15 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,942 The Plain White T's are in town? 16 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:38,998 I love them. 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,624 So it's cool if I miss "iCarly"? 18 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,543 No. 19 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,959 You promised you'd be on the show tonight. 20 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,630 Sorry. I'll do it another time. 21 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,718 Great, where are we gonna find another kid 22 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,720 who can fit his entire foot in his mouth? 23 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:57,516 Hey, Gibby. You wanna be on "iCarly"? 24 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,685 Totally. What do I got to do? 25 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,854 I'll show you. Oh! 26 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,938 Put your foot it your mouth. Come on, you can do it. 27 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,901 I can't! In the mouth, Gibby! 28 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,608 I don't bend that way! Put your foot in your mouth! 29 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,819 Put your foot in your mouth! I can't! I can't do that! 30 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,781 She's not like other girls. No. 31 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,533 Come on, Gibby, lift your foot higher. 32 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,535 Bend it, Gibby, come on! 33 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,704 Put the foot in the mouth! 34 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:22,165 In five, four, three, two... 35 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,879 ♪ I know you see ♪ 36 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:29,256 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 37 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:33,594 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 38 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,221 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 39 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,223 ♪ I know somehow we're going to get there ♪ 40 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:42,770 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 41 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:47,066 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 42 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:49,026 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 43 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:52,988 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 44 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,907 ♪ It's your time to breath ♪ 45 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,325 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 46 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,370 ♪ Every time you see the brighter side ♪ 47 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,248 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 48 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,500 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 49 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,670 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 50 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,006 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 51 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,050 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 52 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:16,011 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 53 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,609 In five, four, three, two... 54 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,611 Hello, Internet-alonians. 55 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,905 Greetings, webites. 56 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,279 If you're here to see a live autopsy 57 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,198 of an alien... 58 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,034 You've come to the wrong url. 59 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,537 Okay, we've got an awesome show 60 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,622 for you guys tonight. 61 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,873 And we're gonna kick it off 62 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:45,874 by showing you a freakish video. 63 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,208 Sent in by an "iCarly" viewer... 64 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,044 Of a cat meowing the national anthem. 65 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:52,047 God bless "a-meow-ica." 66 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,215 Freddie? One singin' cat comin' up. 67 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,180 I rule you, horse. 68 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:04,101 I said, giddy-up. I said, giddy-up. 69 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,727 I said, giddy-up, yeah! 70 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,646 Freddie, where's the singing cat? 71 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,230 Okay, okay. Hang on. 72 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,568 Here. 73 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,905 It's upside down. I see that. Wait. 74 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,657 Sorry "iCarly" viewers. 75 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,368 Freddie will have the cat video fixed in just a sec. 76 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,747 Okay, guys, we're having some minor 77 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:26,999 technical difficulties. 78 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,750 So, while we get 'em fixed... 79 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,294 Please enjoy this picture of an old lady biting a brick. 80 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,467 Freddie, what do you think went wrong? 81 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,679 I'm not sure. 82 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,220 But I'd bet an entire month's allowance 83 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,016 that all my equipment was working perfectly. 84 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,559 Ooh, you'd bet a whole eight bucks? 85 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,352 Shh. 86 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,354 Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month? 87 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,023 She's afraid if she gives me more, 88 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,774 I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her. 89 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,442 That's so dumb. 90 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,028 Yeah, not really. 91 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,531 It's on right now? Cool, I'm puttin' it on. 92 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:03,160 Thanks, Socko. Turn on channel eight! 93 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,912 Why, what's... No time for questions! 94 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,082 At the Westbrook mall, the Plain White T's, 95 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,917 famous for their number one hit song, 96 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,418 "Hey There, Delilah," 97 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,461 were signing autographs when lead singer 98 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:16,882 Tom Higgenson sneaked away to buy himself a latte. 99 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,593 As Mr. Higgenson was leaving the coffee kiosk, 100 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,345 he was almost struck by a giant menu board 101 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,887 when it fell from the upstairs food court. 102 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:24,932 Oh, no! What? 103 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:28,476 Shh, watch, watch. 104 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,896 Luckily, a passing bystander pushed the rock star 105 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,647 out of the way, saving his life. 106 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,024 Spencer! That's you. 107 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,568 I know! You're like a hero. 108 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,403 "Like"? 109 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,285 So did you get an autograph from Tom Higgenson? 110 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,116 Better, I didn't have any paper, 111 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,952 so he signed my back. 112 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,370 Wow. Read it. 113 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,537 "Spencer, thanks so much for pushing me out of the way. 114 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,039 If it wasn't for you, I could have been killed 115 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,333 by that menu board. 116 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,212 By the way, nice mole." Oh, look. 117 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,546 Tom drew a little arrow 118 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,632 pointing to Spencer's back mole. 119 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,218 That is a nice mole. 120 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,263 "Thanks again. I totally owe you one, bro. 121 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:06,265 Your buddy, Tom Higgenson." 122 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:07,849 Is that his phone number? Yup. 123 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,101 Hey. What? 124 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:11,019 Oh, never mind, I shouldn't ask. 125 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,854 Okay. 126 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,771 Will you ask the Plain White T's to perform on "iCarly"? 127 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,189 Will you take a digital picture of my back? 128 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,901 Yes. Then, yes! 129 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,994 Ah! No way! 130 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,537 Colonel Morgan. What's up, buttercup? 131 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,790 Permission to hug? Permission granted. 132 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,876 Me next. Spencer. 133 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,131 At ease. Sorry, sir. 134 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,675 What are you doing here? 135 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,008 Yeah, I thought you were overseas with dad. 136 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,178 I was. 137 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,593 But I'm back here for a couple of weeks 138 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,635 to do a little recruiting. 139 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,764 But more importantly... 140 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,103 I bring gifts from your father. 141 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,437 Yes! Awesome. 142 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,607 For Carly, a handmade laptop case 143 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:58,942 from Switzerland. 144 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,237 Whoa, I love Swiss laptop cases! 145 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,906 And for Spencer, a two-foot-long 146 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,950 Italian meat stick. 147 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,081 This is two feet? It was, till I had lunch. 148 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,334 So you're gonna be in Seattle till the end of the month? 149 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:18,712 Yep, and before I leave, 150 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,130 I want you both to come over 151 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,589 and have dinner with me and Carmela. 152 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,134 Sure. We'll try and get there early. 153 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,221 All right. I better run on. 154 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,515 Ooh! Before you go, you got to read my back. 155 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,392 Read your back? Read my back! 156 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,022 If you ever need my help with anything, 157 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,315 you just call me. 158 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,733 Thanks, Colonel Morgan. 159 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,902 Uncle Roger. Uncle Roger. 160 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,405 Is he reading it? 161 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,286 Are you sure we're not gonna have 162 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,660 any more problems? We shouldn't. 163 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,497 I triple-checked everything. 164 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,999 Okay, we're live 165 00:06:56,041 --> 00:07:00,754 in five, four, three, two... 166 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,715 Hello, people of Earth, Jupiter, and Wisconsin. 167 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,051 I'm Carly, which rhymes with barley. 168 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,762 And I'm Sam... Which rhymes with ham. 169 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,011 Okay, by now, I'm sure you've heard 170 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,348 that Tom Higgenson... 171 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,100 Lead singer of the Plain White T's... 172 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,227 Recently had his life saved by a passing bystander. 173 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,479 And that passing bystander is my brother, Spencer. 174 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:21,816 Now guess what? 175 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,193 Tom Higgenson is so cool 176 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,028 that he promised my brother a big favor. 177 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,819 So Spencer's gonna try and get the Plain White T's 178 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,157 to play live right here on "iCarly." 179 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,201 Just go to iCarly.com to check out more info 180 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,327 when that might happen. 181 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,787 But right now... 182 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,287 Sam's gonna send a 20-word text message 183 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,957 using only her feet and toes. 184 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,459 Here I go. 185 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,583 Okay, Carly, just put the cell phone 186 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,129 between my toes there. 187 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,502 Okay, there you go. There we go, okay. 188 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,215 All right. Oh, yeah. 189 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,675 Yeah. Gettin' some words in there. 190 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:48,760 B-r-b. 191 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,844 Oh, yeah. L-o-I. 192 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:52,720 Freddie, what up with the green screen? 193 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,766 Uh, I'm not sure. 194 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,624 Uh, what's going on with the monitor? 195 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,146 I don't know. 196 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,817 Random dancing! 197 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,319 Freddie, do something! 198 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,612 I'm trying! 199 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,323 It's like I have no control over anything! 200 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,408 Random dancing... 201 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,579 Okay, now what? We're offline. 202 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,206 No signal in or out. 203 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,666 Our whole website's down. 204 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,376 Aw, great, in the middle of our show? 205 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,046 Wait, what's going on with the monitor? 206 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,714 I'm not making it do that. 207 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,134 Well, then who's... I am the source 208 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,679 of "iCarly" 's technical difficulties. 209 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,681 Well, knock it off! 210 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,099 Who are you anyway? 211 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:39,686 My identity is a secret. 212 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,980 Nevel, come say goodbye, sweetie. 213 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,316 Mother, I'm busy! 214 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,900 Nevel? 215 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,655 Hello, Carly, Sam, Freddie. 216 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,782 You're the one messing up our Webcast? 217 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,494 That's right. I've hacked your website. 218 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,829 I told you I'd get revenge. 219 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,247 No. You said I'd "rue the day." 220 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,748 Same thing! 221 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,211 And now your time to rue has come. 222 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,418 Look, Nevel, you better just back off, 223 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,838 or I'm gonna squeeze 224 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,466 your big round melon head till it pops. 225 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,301 You don't scare me, Sam. 226 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,345 Well, we know what does scare you. 227 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,178 Yeah. We're just gonna tell your mom on you again, 228 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,681 and then you'll be in huge trouble. 229 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,225 Wrong. 230 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,976 My mother's leaving for a two-month cruise 231 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,602 around the Arabian peninsula. 232 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,604 Well, someone has to be in charge of you. 233 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,899 Correct. My grandmother. 234 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,943 But she's hopelessly confused. 235 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,655 That's right. I'm untouchable. 236 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,615 I control "iCarly", and there's nary a thing 237 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,201 you can do to stop me. 238 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,327 "Nary"? 239 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,580 Let the ruing begin. 240 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,499 You feel it, Carly? 241 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,042 You feel the rue? 242 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,835 You feel it? 243 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,672 Nevel, come kiss mommy goodbye. 244 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,674 All right, mother! 245 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,012 Better find a new hobby, Carly, 246 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:59,474 'cause your web show is officially canceled by me. 247 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,809 I hate him. 248 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,478 I heard that. 249 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,326 Well, how's he doing it? 250 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,660 I don't know. 251 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,662 Somehow Nevel hacked into my computer 252 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,165 and was able to control everything in our studio. 253 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,917 Well, this is horrible. 254 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,419 You know what else is horrible? 255 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,921 You're out of mini marshmallows. 256 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,172 Sam. 257 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,258 This is a crisis situation. 258 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,634 Yeah? I'll just use this big one. 259 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,596 So Nevel can just mess up our show 260 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,723 whenever he wants? 261 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,016 Yeah. Till we can figure out 262 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,436 how to stop him, which could take months. 263 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,688 Well, then, for now, we're stopping "iCarly." 264 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,815 What? Carly! 265 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,064 There's no point in us doing the show 266 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,776 just so Nevel can wreck it. 267 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,069 Yeah. True. 268 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,488 Awesome. 269 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,739 That's incredible! That's incredible! 270 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,242 I'll tell them right now. Bye. 271 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,787 Oh, my God! 272 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,539 That was Tom Higgenson. 273 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,416 He said yes. 274 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:11,087 I got you the Plain White T's for "iCarly" next week! 275 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:15,592 Guys, calm down. 276 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,970 Does it have to be next week? 277 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,679 Well, yeah, after that, they leave on 278 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,016 like a year-long world tour. What's the problem? 279 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,392 We can't do "iCarly" next week. 280 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,102 Nevel hacked us. 281 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,188 That evil little maniac that makes great tapenade, 282 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,315 but tried to kiss Carly? 283 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,774 Yeah, the little nub hates me now, 284 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,316 and he figured out how to mess up our show 285 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,402 whenever he wants. 286 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,903 Do you know how huge it'd be 287 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,320 for "iCarly" to have the Plain White T's on? 288 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,199 Yes. 289 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,034 Then we're not canceling the show. 290 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,536 Tell Tom we'll be ready. 291 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,703 Yay. I go dial. 292 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,624 Why'd you do that? 293 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,083 How are we gonna stop Nevel? 294 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,211 He messed with iCarly.com. 295 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,505 We're gonna mess with nevelocity.com. 296 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,006 You think you can hack him back? 297 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,757 Yeah. We just got to sneak into his house 298 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,552 so I can get to his computer. 299 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,346 And then, when he realizes that we can crash his site, 300 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,805 he'll leave "iCarly" alone. 301 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,141 Nice. Wow, Freddie. 302 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,809 I like seeing you get all feisty. 303 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,478 That's that Freddie way. 304 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,021 I thought the Freddie way 305 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,691 was a toasted bagel with grape jelly. 306 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,901 That's the Freddie breakfast way. 307 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:31,876 ♪ ♪ 308 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,838 Sam, where are you? 309 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,507 In the kitchen. 310 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,427 How'd you get in here? 311 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,053 Back door was open. 312 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,638 Hey, look, I got some tuna tetrazzini 313 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,181 in the fridge. 314 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,183 Sam, we're here to hack Nevel's computer, 315 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,310 not eat his tetrazzini. 316 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,062 I feel we can do both. 317 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,608 Okay, here I come. 318 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,822 Come on, can we just do this before Nevel comes back? 319 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,491 Yeah. Let me just unhook myself. 320 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,327 I'm gonna go scope the place out. 321 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,205 Oh, man. The latch is bent. 322 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,917 What? 323 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,920 So you're stuck there? 324 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,215 Yeah. 325 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,965 Well, here, here, let me help you out there. 326 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,343 Oh, cool, thank you. 327 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,555 Ah! Stop me! Stop me! Stop me! 328 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,644 Will you quit playin' around? 329 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,186 He can't release the latch. 330 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,063 Oh, man. 331 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,815 Okay, then, just tell us what to do. 332 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,192 Okay. 333 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,361 First, go find Nevel's base of operations. 334 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,780 Right in here. 335 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,199 Wow. 336 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,826 I used to rate geeks on a scale of one to Freddie. 337 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,581 But I think Nevel just broke that scale. 338 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,167 Whoa. 339 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,128 Okay, Freddie, we're in Nevel's nerd cave. 340 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,921 What do we do? Okay. 341 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,715 Hook up my T.I.D. cable 342 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,883 from the UGC port on my laptop 343 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,804 to the QSB input on his Y drive. 344 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,430 What? 345 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,349 The blue cable. 346 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,100 Plug the small end 347 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,894 into my laptop and the fat end into Nevel's computer. 348 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,814 Thank you! 349 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,704 Oh, spider! 350 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,291 Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We have a situation! 351 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,126 What's wrong? 352 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,003 I think Nevel's grandmother just walked in. 353 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,003 Don't worry. Nevel said she's hopelessly confused. 354 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,296 Okay, we've got the cable hooked up. 355 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,217 Now what? 356 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,804 Okay, there's a file on my desktop called vl2.exe. 357 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,723 Drag that onto his hard drive. 358 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,766 Okay. After you do that, 359 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,351 just unhook the... 360 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,147 Hi, there. 361 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,440 Spider! 362 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,650 Stop it, lady! 363 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,195 Would you... Stop! 364 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,697 Who are you? 365 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,449 Your personal trainers. 366 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,076 My personal... 367 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,557 come on, let's do some squat thrusts. 368 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,953 Squat thrusts. 369 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,832 There you go. 370 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:16,955 Ready? But I don't... I don't... 371 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,085 Just squat and thrust. Begin. 372 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,337 One... Two... 373 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,172 Do it! 374 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,049 One... three. Three. 375 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,802 Four. Yup, I can count, one. 376 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,054 Good... Oh, yeah, likin' that. 377 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,347 Two. Work it. 378 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,140 Oh, keep workin'. 379 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,101 Don't get lazy on me. One... uh-huh, good job. 380 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,437 Two, okay, come on, one... all the way down, 381 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,937 don't give up. 382 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,147 Go on, feel the burn? Ooh. 383 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,024 Better, okay. Keep it going. Yeah, sure. 384 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,234 Ooh! 385 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,070 Three! "W." 386 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,405 Mustard! 387 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,156 Petticoats! 388 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,618 Four! 389 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,035 And in about two minutes, 390 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,705 we are gonna crash Nevel's website. 391 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,373 Pull up the nevelocity.com. 392 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,250 Copy that. 393 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,168 Hey, which socks do you think I should wear 394 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,961 when the Plain White T's come here? 395 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,923 Blue stripes with golden pineapples? 396 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,761 Or aqua with fuchsia palm trees? 397 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,555 Wear one of each. 398 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,014 Hey, that's brilliant. 399 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,810 Look at you thinking outside the socks. 400 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,858 I'll be in my room. 401 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,779 Okay, Sam, keep your eye on Nevel's site 402 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,865 and watch it crash. 403 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,328 Still workin'. 404 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,622 What happened? My computer crashed. 405 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,501 Surprise! Ha ha ha ha! 406 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,294 Aw, it's so cute how you tried 407 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,923 to crash my website, but who failed? 408 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,549 You did. 409 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,218 Okay, Nevel, why are you torturing us? 410 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,262 Firstly, because you refused to kiss me, 411 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,473 then soiled my face with tapenade. 412 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,309 You better just back off, Papperman. 413 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,562 No, I control the "iCarly" website now. 414 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,148 But look at the bright side. 415 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,818 What bright side? There is none! Ha! 416 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,112 You all lost and I all won. 417 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,323 Bye. 418 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,827 Well, better tell Spencer to cancel the Plain White T's. 419 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,163 Oh, man, this bites. 420 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,579 But we can't do "iCarly" as long as Nevel 421 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,958 controls our site. 422 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,919 So true. Get off my monitor! 423 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,759 Who are you calling? You'll see. 424 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,013 You ordering pizza? No! 425 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,394 Um, are you sure we should do the show? 426 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,937 Yeah, seriously. 427 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:43,855 I mean, you know Nevel's just... 428 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,148 We're doing the show. 429 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,650 Okay. 430 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:54,782 In five, four, three, two... 431 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,534 And welcome. To what? 432 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,786 ICarly. Oh, yeah. 433 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,664 I'm Sam. And I'm Carly. 434 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,672 It's Nevel again. Now, what's he doing? 435 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,049 Overriding our signal. 436 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,175 He's web casting directly to our audience. 437 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,595 And now on "iCarly", I will sing a song 438 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,305 all about my web cast. 439 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,893 ♪ I have a web show that I do ♪ 440 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,062 ♪ It is really bad ♪ 441 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,605 How could this not be infuriating you? 442 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,356 Just keep watching. 443 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,859 ♪ And boring, too, it makes people sad ♪ 444 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,152 ♪ With a boring here and... ♪ 445 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,953 What are you people doing here? I demand a... 446 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,790 Quiet! Yes, sir. 447 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,666 Who's that? A friend of my dad's. 448 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,126 You called in the military? I don't play around. 449 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,464 Nevel Papperman, your computer hacking 450 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,883 is a direct violation 451 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,385 of the Internet security act of 1983. 452 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,178 Wait. They're taking my equipment. 453 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,431 They can't do that. Oh, yes, they can. 454 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,183 And I can also place you under military arrest. 455 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,436 No! No, please, I'm just a young boy. 456 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,355 Huh? 457 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,148 A boy, trust me. 458 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,947 Please don't arrest me. Okay, fine. 459 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,824 You're not under arrest. 460 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,161 Then what are you gonna do with me? 461 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,754 Get me down from here! 462 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,341 After you apologize to Carly. 463 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,135 I'm sorry, Carly. 464 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:41,347 Now, call yourself a weenie. 465 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,725 I'm a weenie. 466 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,436 He is a weenie. Yeah. 467 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,855 Very weenie-ish. 468 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,566 Okay, Carly, I don't think this boy 469 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,691 will be bothering you anymore. 470 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,070 No. Let's clear out. 471 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,116 Wait, 472 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,573 You can't just leave me dangling up here! 473 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,494 Sure, I can. 474 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,245 Let's go get some sushi. 475 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,247 Wait, wait. 476 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,958 No, no, please. 477 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,543 You can't just leave me dangling here. 478 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,837 No! No! 479 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,881 Don't leave me dangling! 480 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,924 Don't leave me dangling! 481 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,386 Okay, iCarly.com 482 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:24,431 is back under our control, and we are live. 483 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,059 We're back. 484 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,224 Sorry for that little interruption. 485 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,811 We don't think it'll happen again. 486 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,437 Nope. And now a first for "iCarly." 487 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,398 A world famous band is gonna perform live 488 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,774 right here. 489 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,650 Right now. So please welcome... 490 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,903 The Plain White T's! 491 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,456 Hey, I'm Tom Higgenson. 492 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,877 Before we do this song, I wanna thank Carly's brother, 493 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,171 Spencer, for saving my life. 494 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,923 Spencer, you're a heck of a guy 495 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,340 and you wear some rockin' socks. 496 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,926 That's true. 497 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,098 All right, let's do this for "iCarly." 498 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,896 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 499 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,991 ♪ There will be no rules tonight ♪ 500 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,785 ♪ If there were, we'd break 'em ♪ 501 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,912 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 502 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,623 ♪ Let's get down to it ♪ 503 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,333 ♪ Nervous hands and anxious smiles ♪ 504 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,128 ♪ I can feel you breathing ♪ 505 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,255 ♪ This is right where we belong ♪ 506 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,590 ♪ Turn up the music ♪ 507 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,300 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 508 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,344 ♪ This is the dance for all the lovers ♪ 509 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,973 ♪ Takin' a chance for one another ♪ 510 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,268 ♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪ 511 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,520 ♪ These are the times that we'll remember ♪ 512 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,274 ♪ Breaking the city's heart together ♪ 513 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:03,197 ♪ Finally, it's our time now it's our time now ♪ 514 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,494 ♪ This is more than just romance ♪ 515 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,372 ♪ It's an endless summer, I can feel the butterflies ♪ 516 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,209 ♪ Leading me through it ♪ 517 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,586 ♪ Take my heart, I'll take your hand ♪ 518 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:21,799 ♪ As we're falling under, this is an addiction, girl ♪ 519 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,968 ♪ Let's give in to it ♪ 520 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,386 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 521 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,597 ♪ This is the dance for all the lovers ♪ 522 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,850 ♪ Takin' a chance for one another ♪ 523 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,937 ♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪ 524 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,065 ♪ These are the times that we'll remember ♪ 525 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,151 ♪ Breaking the city's heart together ♪ 526 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,737 ♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪ 527 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,949 ♪ It's our time now ♪ 528 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:51,204 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 529 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,372 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 530 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,960 ♪ Finally, it's our time now ♪ 531 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,009 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 532 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:08,637 Hey. You there. 533 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:09,763 You wanna see us do stuff 534 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,140 you can't see anywhere else? 535 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,516 Do you? I think they do. 536 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,352 Then go online to iCarly.com. 537 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:15,895 Yeah, go to iCarly.com. 538 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,063 Use your computer. 539 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,396 It's the best way to get there. 540 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,899 Once you get to iCarly.com, 541 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,192 you can see me and Carly... 542 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,276 And Freddie and Spencer... 543 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,610 And our other friends... 544 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,154 Do all kinds of wacky, fun stuff. 545 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,031 You know you like wacky, fun stuff. 546 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,116 So go online to iCarly.com. 547 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,035 And see stuff you can't see anywhere else. 548 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,452 Only at iCarly.com. 549 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,495 So go there. Do it. 550 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,538 Seriously. Bah. 551 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:35,873 Bah.