1 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,601 Hey, what's that? 2 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:18,643 Lunch. 3 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,856 Low fat cheese in a can? 4 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,816 This is what your mom gave you for lunch? 5 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,693 Hey, I'm just happy she woke up before noon. 6 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:31,406 Hello, ladies, or should I say, "Lady and Sam?" 7 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,417 Hey. 8 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,792 You can have this back when you learn 9 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,504 to handle squirtable cheese responsibly. 10 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,177 Hi, Lisa. 11 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,682 Hi, Freddie. 12 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,226 Who's that? Ms. Gatlin. 13 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,562 She told our class that if everybody got A's on our quiz, 14 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,813 she'd dress up like a chicken 15 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:06,608 for the whole day. Impressive costume. 16 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:07,983 Yeah, that's the best Ms. Gatlin's looked 17 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,237 in three years. 18 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,781 Hey, Freddie, thanks for letting me borrow your notes. 19 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,740 Hey, anything to get a teacher in a chicken suit. 20 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,410 Yeah, what's better than that? 21 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,495 Maybe a chicken in a teacher suit. 22 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,539 Awesome, he'd be all... 23 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,123 [making chicken noises] 24 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,625 Do your homework. 25 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,047 You make funny chicken noises. 26 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:30,382 Thanks. All right. 27 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,133 Well, I gotta go give a nerd a wedgie. 28 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:35,094 Late. 29 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,680 Hey, who is he? 30 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,557 Jonah. A guy in my French class. 31 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,685 Freddie, go to your locker. Why? 32 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,100 I don't need to go... Go to your locker. 33 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:46,398 Okay. Okay. Okay. 34 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:49,568 You love Jonah. 35 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,862 Kinda, he's so cool. 36 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,278 Then you should ask him to hang out. 37 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,112 Nah, a guy like that won't wanna hang out with me. 38 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:56,658 Why not? 39 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,366 He makes chicken noises and bothers other children. 40 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,161 He's perfect for you. 41 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,163 Forget it. 42 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,458 I gotta go squirt cheese down Gibby's pants before class. 43 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,253 Hey, Gibby, don't you run, Gibby. 44 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,839 Gibby. 45 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,634 Open your mouth. I can't do that. 46 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:18,055 Come on, Gibby... 47 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:20,223 Freddie, do you believe in love at first sight? 48 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,893 Yes, I do. I always did. 49 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,520 I mean Sam likes your friend, Jonah. 50 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,231 Oh. Tell Jonah to ask Sam out. 51 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,817 No. 52 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,902 Jonah never did anything bad to me. 53 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,696 Come on. Sam doesn't like many guys. 54 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,657 No. Please, for me? 55 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,826 Don't do that. What? 56 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,627 You think whenever you say, "Please, for me?" 57 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,537 That I'll just do anything you want. 58 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,790 Well, not this time. Please, for me? 59 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,625 Okay. 60 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:50,629 In five, four, three, two... 61 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,300 ♪ I know you see ♪ 62 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,469 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 63 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,430 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 64 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,893 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 65 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,937 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 66 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:11,733 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 67 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,570 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 68 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,739 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 69 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:21,493 ♪ So, wake up the members of my nation ♪ 70 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,162 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 71 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:25,873 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 72 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,499 ♪ And the time to see ♪ 73 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,920 ♪ The brighter side of every situation ♪ 74 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,714 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 75 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:34,923 ♪ So give me your best shot ♪ 76 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,342 ♪ Leave the rest to me ♪ 77 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:41,722 ♪ Leave it all to me Leave it all to me ♪ 78 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,474 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 79 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,155 Hey, Jonah. Hey, what's up? 80 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,240 You remember that girl that was with me 81 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,616 when you gave me back my notes? 82 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,410 Yeah, she seems cool. Cute too. 83 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,873 I'm talkin' about the blonde one. 84 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,000 Yeah, I know. Her name's Sam, right? 85 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,752 Right. 86 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:15,881 So, I hear she kind of likes you. 87 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,633 Does she? 88 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,802 Tell me about her. Sure. 89 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:27,017 Well, she's got really great teeth. 90 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,145 That's great, but what's she like? 91 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:36,193 Well, she's, like, 92 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:39,362 she's really nice, cool, 93 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,698 and pleasant to be around. 94 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,115 Man, are you okay? You look kind of sick. 95 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:46,120 Yeah. 96 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,790 So, why don't you ask Sam out? 97 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,500 Okay, I will. Thanks for hooking me up. 98 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,670 I'm talkin' about the blonde one. 99 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,547 Yeah. 100 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,591 Okay. 101 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:05,764 All right, little buddy. 102 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,724 Now, I know you don't want a fat neck, do you? 103 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,063 No, of course you don't. 104 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:17,901 I'll just mold it down a little and it'll be nice and slender. 105 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,486 Okay, okay. I know. 106 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:20,821 He probably had a fever 107 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,447 and didn't know what he was saying. 108 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,992 Will you stop and just be happy that Jonah asked you out? 109 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,116 But why would he ask me out? 110 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,119 Why wouldn't he? 111 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:30,538 Well, you know. 112 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,792 Some boys find me kind of abrasive. 113 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,045 No. 114 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,214 It's true. 115 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,174 Hi. Hey. 116 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:43,969 Oh. 117 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,805 You made me slice the head off my space hamster. 118 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:47,848 Space hamster? 119 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,097 I thought our government cancelled 120 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,475 the Space Hamster Program. 121 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,061 That's a clay hamster. 122 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,773 Clay space hamster, which I'm sculpting for my movie. 123 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,692 You're making a movie? Yeah. 124 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,933 The Seattle arts council is having a short film contest, 125 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,238 so I'm using my sculpting skills 126 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,447 to do a little claymation. 127 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,283 What's claymation? 128 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:09,494 See, if I were made of clay and you take a video camera 129 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,205 and shot one frame of me like this, 130 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,081 and one frame like this, 131 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,959 and then one like this, then one like this, 132 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,294 and then one like this, 133 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:18,417 and then you played it all back, 134 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,420 it'd look like this. 135 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,925 So, what's your movie about? 136 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,802 Well, it's about an alien with five arms 137 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,637 that buddies up with a space hamster, 138 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:28,720 and they travel across the universe 139 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,390 in search of the ultimate burrito. 140 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,185 [phone ringing] 141 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,311 Oh, it's Jonah. Shh. 142 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,938 I wasn't even talking. 143 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,066 What's up? 144 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,151 Sure, cool. 145 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,650 He wants to take me to a movie tonight. 146 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,363 You said you had a ton of homework. 147 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,655 I didn't say I was gonna do it. 148 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,704 Hey, how was French class? 149 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,746 Terrible. 150 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,042 I got a b plus on a test. 151 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,877 A b plus? 152 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,713 That's not part of the Freddie Benson master plan. 153 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:05,133 Yeah, well, 'cause Jonah was sitting 154 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,552 right next to me Text messaging Sam the whole time. 155 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,929 You know, they spent, like, 156 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,805 every second together for the past three days? 157 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,266 Yeah, they're like a total couple. 158 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,601 I know. It's disgusting. 159 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:18,021 It's not disgusting. It's nice. 160 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,522 Hey, we were just talking about you. 161 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,608 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Shh, Jonah just texted me. 162 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,071 The back of your head is totally cute. 163 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,990 Aw, he's thinking about the back of my head. 164 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,201 Not just thinking about it. I'm looking at it. 165 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:33,745 Hey, I missed you. 166 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,620 I missed you too. Want to go get some lunch? 167 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,903 Sure, as long as you promise not to sniff the fruit salad. 168 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,046 Sniff the fruit salad? 169 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,587 We were at the Groovy Smoothie yesterday. 170 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,216 We saw this dude. 171 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,508 Oh, you had to be there. 172 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,010 Come on, let's go. Okay. 173 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,302 The fruit. And we sniffed it. 174 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,222 And the grape. 175 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:54,141 You had to be there. 176 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,935 Oh, give her a break. And be happy for Sam. 177 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,184 She hasn't had a boyfriend since fifth grade 178 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,314 When Frankie Murkin rudely dumped her. 179 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,065 She broke Frankie's leg. 180 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,067 Yes, and then he rudely dumped her. 181 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,866 Your tea. Thanks. 182 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,743 Okay, we only have half of the next 183 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,120 "iCarly" planned out, 184 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,911 so let's figure out What else we're gonna do. 185 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,581 Sam, where's the list of "iCarly" Ideas? 186 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,336 Sam? 187 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,720 This is a drawing of you and Jonah 188 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,482 in a big heart surrounded by smaller hearts. 189 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,100 Oh, give me that. 190 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,940 Okay. 191 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,622 We were talking about doin' either the bit 192 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,111 with the giant fan that blows stuff 193 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,196 or the wedgie-bounce. 194 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,989 I don't know. 195 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,701 The wedgie-bounce thing kind of scares me, you know? 196 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:55,742 Sam, what do you think? 197 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,580 Sam. Shh. 198 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,582 Okay, this is getting annoying. 199 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,750 How are we gonna rehearse 200 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,503 if she won't quit texting Jonah. 201 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:05,543 Maybe like this? 202 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,591 Hi, I'm Carly, and I'm Sam. 203 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,135 And this is a new bit we like to call, 204 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:16,556 "Obsessively texting your boyfriend." 205 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,475 Hey, your hair looks pretty. 206 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,232 Adjust. 207 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,068 Shoot, print. 208 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,570 Adjust. 209 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,572 Shoot, print. Sports drink. 210 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,370 What's he doin'? 211 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,576 He's making a claymation movie. 212 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,915 Oh, cool. 213 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,415 Is that a hamster wearing a space helmet? 214 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,751 Don't touch my movie. 215 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,129 It's all very precise. 216 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,382 If you move or change one little thing, 217 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,632 I got to start all over again. 218 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,427 How much have you done? 219 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,552 Fifteen more shots, I'll have the first two seconds finished. 220 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:56,804 Two seconds? 221 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,390 How long's the whole movie? 222 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:03,895 Ten minutes, which means I got about 14,367 shots to go. 223 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,148 Shoot, print. 224 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,150 14,366. 225 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,906 Hey, where are you going? 226 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,531 Jonah's at the Groovy Smoothie. Gotta go meet him there. 227 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,742 Wait. 228 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,784 But we're supposed to... 229 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,539 What's her deal? 230 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,205 Sam has a new boyfriend and he's all she thinks about. 231 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:27,085 Ah, the honeymoon phase. 232 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,462 What do you mean? 233 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,464 Well, when someone's in a new relationship, 234 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,215 It's like they're blind to everything else 235 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,967 but that other person. 236 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,848 Like when I started dating that girl, Jennifer, 237 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,843 I had a bad case of poison ivy for two whole weeks. 238 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,013 I didn't even know. 239 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,515 What made you finally notice? 240 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,560 Well, it spread to places. 241 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,439 Where? 242 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,570 Oh. Yeah. 243 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,493 Where is she? 244 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,078 Rehearsal was supposed to start a half-hour ago. 245 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,080 I'm calling her. Put it on speaker. 246 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,290 I want a piece of this. 247 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,419 Hey, you got my voicemail. 248 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,171 I'm here with the awesomest guy ever. 249 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,711 And I'm here with the cutest girl ever. 250 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,757 Oh, baby. 251 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,424 We're gonna be at the water park all afternoon. 252 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,094 So, don't bug us. 253 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,514 And don't sniff the fruit salad. 254 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:21,764 Goodbye. Goodbye. 255 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,477 Can you believe her? 256 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,103 She blew off "iCarly" Rehearsal. 257 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,190 So she could go play with Jonah? 258 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,733 Well, I know how we could get back at her. 259 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,194 Huh? 260 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,527 You and I should start dating. That way... 261 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,904 Freddie. I know. 262 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,251 Sam. I didn't do it. 263 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,836 Oh, it's just you. 264 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,796 Yeah. It's just me. 265 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,715 The girl from iCarly who showed up at rehearsal yesterday. 266 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,593 I was with Jonah. 267 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,637 Yeah. We need to talk about this. 268 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,347 Okay. Let's talk. 269 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,929 I'm really happy that you're going out with Jonah but... 270 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,184 [Jonah's voice] It's me. Isn't that cute? 271 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,853 Jonah recorded it to play every time he texts me. 272 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:12,190 It's adorable and I thought we were talking. 273 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,025 We are. Sorry. 274 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,943 I was saying, I think it's great that... 275 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:16,986 [Jonah's voice] It's me. 276 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,201 Look, I'm really glad you're all happy. 277 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,617 And have a boyfriend and everything, 278 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,621 but iCarly is important to me and Freddie. 279 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:27,664 It's important to me too. 280 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,123 Then start acting like it. 281 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,791 [Jonah's voice] It's me. 282 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,073 If you try to open the locker, I will bite your hand off. 283 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,882 Listen, I'm sorry I missed rehearsal, 284 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:41,052 it's just Jonah makes me so happy 285 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,430 and, you know, I haven't had a boyfriend, 286 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,887 since Frankie Murkin fell out of that tree 287 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,182 and broke his leg. 288 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,393 Yeah. "Fell." 289 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,437 Fell, was pushed. 290 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,398 The point is I've been single a long time. 291 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,815 [Jonah's voice] It's me. 292 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,569 Be at rehearsal on time today and be focused on us. 293 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,279 Okay. I'll be there. 294 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,491 Promise. 295 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,743 Hug? 296 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,745 I will hug you when I see you at rehearsal. 297 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,290 Deal. [Jonah's voice] It's me. 298 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,251 It's me. Carly, wait, my phone. 299 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,753 I got it. 300 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,313 Okay, let's make sure this baby works. 301 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,652 Yeah. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay, it works. 302 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,070 Sorry. 303 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,239 Yeah. Say you're sorry to my hair. 304 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,453 Hey, you're here. 305 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,538 And she brought Jonah. 306 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,332 What's up, player? 307 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,583 Carly. 308 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,502 Uh, listen. 309 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,295 ICarly rehearsals are kinda private so... 310 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,505 Oh, no worries. 311 00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,629 He's just gonna sit over there 312 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,215 and look cute while we do our stuff. 313 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,592 You won't even know I'm here. 314 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,553 Okay. 315 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,680 Let's rehearse the wig bit. 316 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,222 Oh, I love the wig bit. Okay. 317 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,850 Rehearsing in five, four, three, two... 318 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,482 Hi, I'm Carly. 319 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,567 I live with my brother Spencer, I do my homework, 320 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:20,777 and I shower every day. 321 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,196 Good one. 322 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,201 I'm Sam. 323 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,661 I do bad things, harass people, 324 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,705 and eat everything that doesn't eat me first. 325 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,838 Okay, good stuff. 326 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,086 You guys wanna try the fan bit next? 327 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,550 Sure. Yeah, the fan bit. 328 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,760 Uh, here's the thing. 329 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,042 Jonah doesn't think it's funny. 330 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,808 It seems kinda lame to me. 331 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,894 Okay. 332 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,228 Well, then maybe we should talk about 333 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,815 a new "Messin' with Lewbert." 334 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,857 The guy in your lobby with the big wart on his face? 335 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,276 Yeah. 336 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,487 You know what you guys should call that dude? 337 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,113 "Captain wart burger." 338 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,870 Captain wart burger? That's gold, baby. 339 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,330 Captain wart burger? 340 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,082 No, you gotta say it like Jonah did. 341 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,834 Yeah, and Carly, when you're doing the wig bit, 342 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,755 You gotta act more like Sam. 343 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,507 Weird. 344 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,384 I thought I was acting like Sam. 345 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,261 Have you ever thought taking acting lessons? 346 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,143 I can't believe it, 347 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,979 "You won't even know I'm here." 348 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,774 He was totally bossing us around 349 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,191 Sam was encouraging him. 350 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,942 Shh. They're right behind us. 351 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,445 Oh, they won't hear me. 352 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,526 They're too busy giggling about captain wart burger. 353 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,450 Yeah, you could be all, 354 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,368 "Hello there, "Captain wart burger. 355 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,994 "Would you like a side of wart fries?" 356 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,831 Wart fries?" 357 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,251 I need a snack. Fruit kebab? 358 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,961 Sure. 359 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,421 Hey, what's going on over here? 360 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,006 Oh, Carly's brother is making a movie. 361 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,966 Check out this dude. 362 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,343 No, don't touch that. 363 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,721 Okay. Mr. Space hamster, we're... 364 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:16,142 oh my god. 365 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,436 My movie is ruined. 366 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,229 I have to start all over again 367 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,398 and my deadline's in less than 24 hours. 368 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,733 Ha, ha, look, its arm came off. 369 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,234 Ha, ha, yeah. 370 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,276 Why don't you stay for dinner and rip my heart out? 371 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,907 Dude, don't cry about it. 372 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,199 Oh, fruit kebabs. 373 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,328 I'm out. 374 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,449 Text you later. Kick it! 375 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,417 Aw, how cute is he? 376 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,920 Yeah. 377 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,639 Hey, you wanted talk to me, Carly-o? 378 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,265 No need to add the "O," Just sit down. 379 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,353 Sure. 380 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,647 Jonah, I wanna talk to you about Sam. 381 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,315 My lady. 382 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,151 Yes. 383 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,818 I'm really happy you guys are so into each other. 384 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,613 But I need Sam for the show. 385 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,948 So you can't keep distracting her 386 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,073 and coming to rehearsals... 387 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,701 Sam hasn't complained about it. 388 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,367 Yeah, 'cause she's so into you, she can't think straight. 389 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,078 Oh. 390 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,912 You don't like me spending so much time with Sam. 391 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,541 No. 392 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,168 So maybe I should spend a little less time with Sam 393 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,086 and a little more time with someone else. 394 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,255 What are you doing? 395 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,716 Kiss me. What? 396 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,091 Sam doesn't have to know. 397 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,595 Ow, did you just thump me? 398 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,139 How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam? 399 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,894 You're icky, and I'm telling Sam. 400 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,271 Whoa, whoa. You don't wanna do that. 401 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,565 Oh, well, why not? 402 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,734 'Cause think about how happy I make Sam. 403 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,443 What kind of friend would you be 404 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,196 If you ruined her first great relationship by rattin' me out? 405 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,114 Carly, I got the... 406 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,283 hey, cupcake, What are you doing here? 407 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,493 Carly asked me to come over. 408 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,914 Yeah. 409 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,329 To tell help me with my imitation of you 410 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,917 for the wig bit. 411 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,048 I'm Sam. 412 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,758 I like to eat pork chops in bed. 413 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,093 That's exactly how I'd say that. 414 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,305 You're so helpful. Yeah. 415 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:28,148 14,327, 14,326. 416 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,358 Hey, Spencer, how's the... 417 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,402 Carly, Freddie is here. 418 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,904 14,325. 419 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,509 I'm freaking out, Freddie. Freaking out. 420 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,579 Did you talk to Jonah? Yeah. 421 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,663 And he tried to kiss me. 422 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,123 He totally tried to kiss me. 423 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,750 No way. Yeah. 424 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,376 You're sure Jonah tried to kiss you? 425 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,920 Well, let's see. 426 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,210 He said, "Kiss me," Then puckered his lips. 427 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,754 So call me crazy, but I think the boy wanted 428 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,591 some Carly kissin'. 429 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,426 That jerk. 430 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,970 No one tries to kiss my girl. 431 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,933 No one tries to kiss you. 432 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,392 So are you gonna tell Sam? 433 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,395 I was gonna, but Jonah makes Sam really happy 434 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,815 and I don't want her to get hurt. 435 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,274 Yeah. 436 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,442 Hey, we should get upstairs. 437 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,777 ICarly starts in three minutes. 438 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,948 14,317. 439 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,365 14,316. 440 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:20,994 14,315. 441 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,122 14,314. 442 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,417 14,313. 443 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,919 I am having a horrible time. 444 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,389 Hey, you were supposed to get me an iced tea. 445 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,184 Oh, yeah. 446 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,687 There wasn't any. 447 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,606 You guys ready? Ready. 448 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,483 Yup. 449 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,525 Sweetie, why don't you stand over there behind Freddie. 450 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,946 Whatevs. 451 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,531 Okay, girls. 452 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:03,410 ICarly starts in five, four, three, two... 453 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,164 Hey, welcome to iCarly. Dot com. 454 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,705 And I hope you know what "Com" Stands for. 455 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,500 'Cause we don't. 456 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,334 Hey, Sam, ever wonder what it'd be like 457 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,671 if we were each other? 458 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,964 Yeah. 459 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,549 But do you mind if we don't start off 460 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,675 with the wig bit tonight? 461 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,011 Uh, okay. 462 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,596 So what do you wanna do first? 463 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,382 But we haven't tested it yet. 464 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,726 So, let's test it now. 465 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,268 But who are we gonna get to... 466 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,227 Okay, iCarly fans, we're gonna start off the night 467 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,773 with a new bit starring my boyfriend, Jonah. 468 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,232 Woo. 469 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,902 Get up here, Jonah. 470 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,780 What am I doin'? 471 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,574 Trust me, baby, this is gonna be awesome. 472 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,992 Yes, yes, it is. 473 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,996 Okay, Jonah, you stand right here. 474 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,330 Okay. 475 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,750 Next, I climb up and get the big red rope 476 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,126 with the large hook. 477 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,713 Pretty cool. Yeah. 478 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,297 And now, Sam hooks the rope 479 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,633 onto the back of Jonah's underwear. 480 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,468 My underwear? 481 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,554 Just go with it, Jonah. 482 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,306 Relax, this is gonna be fun. 483 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,641 Okay, Freddie. 484 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,058 Is the button on Sam's remote ready to activate 485 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,519 our special surprise? 486 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,063 Yup. Bottom button. 487 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:17,151 And now, iCarly Presents The wedgie-bounce. 488 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,736 The wedgie-bounce? Wait, wait, wait. 489 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,113 Guys, I didn't... It begins! 490 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,201 Sam, this feels weird. 491 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,161 Sam. 492 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,704 This is so invasive. 493 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,759 So you found out. 494 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,803 I heard you and Freddie talking. 495 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,512 I'm really sorry. 496 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,973 Why are you sorry? 497 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,516 'Cause I know he made you all happy and stuff. 498 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:52,310 Come on. 499 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,729 Pork chops make me happy 500 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,411 and they don't try to kiss my best friend. 501 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,113 It's cool, I'm all right. Good. 502 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,361 But now I kinda want a pork chop. 503 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,158 I know, right? 504 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,326 So when are we gonna get to see Spencer's movie? 505 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,620 Right now. 506 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,080 I just finished burning the DVD. 507 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,541 So how'd you finish it early? 508 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,709 Oh, just watch it. 509 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,764 I am a space hamster. 510 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:32,559 Burritos are food. 511 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,818 That was it? 512 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,984 Well, it would've been longer 513 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:42,862 if Jonah hadn't ruined everything 514 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,488 and made me start over. 515 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,949 Don't worry, Sam took care of Jonah on iCarly tonight. 516 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,617 What do you mean? Come look. 517 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,915 Guys, come on, seriously. 518 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,210 This is so uncool. 519 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,045 You wedgie-bounced him? 520 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,963 Are still wedgie-bouncing him. 521 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,048 This is happening live. 522 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,883 Sam. 523 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,802 This has been going on for two hours. 524 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:09,263 My underwear, it's hurting me. 525 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,394 Hi, Carly, Sam and Freddie. 526 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,064 I'm Liliana. 527 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,865 I'm twelve years old and I'm from California. 528 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,873 I love your show, you guys. Bye.