[ Music ]
- Oooooo.
Who's putting on
her pretty little lip gloss
for her pretty little date?
- I thought you left a half hour ago.
Get out!
- Ewww, what smells weird?
- It's my new French perfume.
- Oh, is it called le poop?
- You need to leave.
- Easy, easy, I have a broken leg.
- Hey, it's not my fault
you broke your leg.
I told you not to wear
your rollerblades in the shower.
- But showering is so boring.
- Showering isn't supposed
to be entertaining.
- Alright, well, I'll be home
at around 11-- - great, bye!
- Wait, I need my-- ohhhh noooo--
no, no, not agai-- ahhhhh!!!
It's hurting, this is painful!
- You're fine.
- I'm not sure I am!
- Have a fun time.
- Could you get me an aspirin?
- I can't hear you.
- Ow.
- Okay. Now... [ Door knocking ]
- Hey!
- T-Bo. I told you,
you can't just barge in here
whenever you want.
- You wanna see my lemon launcher?
- No, I have a guy coming here any--
- see?
I ordered this from fruitfling.Com.
Look at this.
You just take a lemon,
you pop it in right here.
- I don't have time for this.
My date's gonna be here in--
- and then pull this back.
- I don't want you to pull it back.
- Then I aim it thusly.
- T-Bo, it is not a good time to--
nice.
Well, thanks for the damage.
Bye!
- Wait, wait, wait.
Lemme try it one more time.
- Yeah, that's not happening.
- No, no, I know what I did wrong.
- You did everything wrong.
- I got another lemon in my pocket.
- Take your lemon home and give it a bath.
- Look. I just aim like this...
- No, I don't want you to--
- hey, Carly, look, I brought-- - Keith!
- I got an appointment.
- T-Bo...
- In five, four, three, two...
I know you see somehow the world
will change for me and be so wonderful
live life, breathe air I know somehow
we're gonna get there
and feel so wonderful it's all for real
I'm telling you just how I feel
so, wake up the members of my nation
it's your time to be there's no chance
unless you take one and the time to see
the brighter side of every situation
some things are meant to be
so give me your best
and leave the rest to me
leave it all to me leave it all to me
just leave it all to me
- good table.
- Gibby.
- Well, we should get some smoothies.
- Yep. Hey, girls, why don't you go
get us some smoothies?
- Oooh, can we?
- Yeah.
Get yourselves somethin', too.
- Thanks, daddy.
- Gib... You gotta be a little more
respectful with girls.
- Aw, you're so cute.
- No, I think you missed my... Whoa. Whoa. - What?
- There's a couple a girls
- what? - There's a couple a girls I'd like to respect.
- Where?
- Behind you,
- where? - Behind you, but don't look now.
- 'Kay.
But don't look now. - 'Kay. - Wait. Aw.
- Alright, here are your four smoothies. - You sure you don't wanna
blast me in the head
- you sure you don't wanna blast me in the head with a lemon
before I drink this?
With a lemon before I drink this? - Alright.
Before I drink this? - Alright. But I don't think
- alright. But I don't think you're gonna like it.
- Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
You're gonna like it. - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What's this in my smoothie?
- Oh, there are my keys.
- What about my smoothie?
- You can keep the rest.
- Make me a new one!
- Okay then!
- I don't get it. How did those two guys get girls like that?
- I dunno.
Get girls like that? - I dunno. I'll go find out.
- No, no, no gib, gibby.
- Hey, excuse me.
Yo. Quick question.
My bud Freddie and I
yo. Quick question. My bud Freddie and I were wonderin',
my bud Freddie and I were wonderin', how do two guys like you
get girls like that?
How do two guys like you get girls like that? - What do you mean?
Get girls like that? - What do you mean? - Come on.
You guys are all, like, yeah.
And you girls are like...
And then I look back at you guys, and I'm all, like, yeah.
At you guys, and I'm all, like, yeah. - We're in a band.
And I'm all, like, yeah. - We're in a band. - Oh. Interesting.
- Yeah, I play guitar,
- oh. Interesting. - Yeah, I play guitar, he plays bass,
- yeah, I play guitar, he plays bass, and one day we were just...
He plays bass, and one day we were just... - They're in a band.
And one day we were just... - They're in a band. - Yeah, girls love guys
- they're in a band. - Yeah, girls love guys in a band.
- Right.
In a band. - Right. I wish we were in a band.
- Maybe we are.
You follow me?
- No.
- Here's a new smoothie,
- no. - Here's a new smoothie, no keys.
- Thank you.
No keys. - Thank you. - That'll be...
- Hey.
Those sleeves look familiar.
- Huh?
Oh yeah, they should.
This is your shirt.
- My shirt?
Why are you wearing my shirt?
- I needed a shirt
why are you wearing my shirt? - I needed a shirt so I went into your apartment
and got one out of the drawer
in your bedroom.
And got one out of the drawer in your bedroom. - Why didn't you borrow
one of Spencer's shirts?
- I don't like his style.
Hey, hey. I need $12 for those smoothies. - You don't need $12
for the smoothies.
- I don't need $12 dollars
for the smoothies.
- These aren't the droids
you're looking for.
- These aren't the droids
we're looking for.
- Move along.
We're looking for. - Move along. - Move along.
- Spencer! Spencer! Spencer--
t-Bo? - Oh, hey, Carly girl. You wanna come watch this movie
- oh, hey, Carly girl. You wanna come watch this movie with me?
I got corn nuts.
With me? I got corn nuts. - I'm not interested
in your corn nuts!
It's after 2:00 A.M.
In your corn nuts! It's after 2:00 A.M. what are you doing
it's after 2:00 A.M. what are you doing in our apartment?
What are you doing in our apartment? - Mrs. Benson doesn't like me
to watch TV this late
at her place.
To watch TV this late at her place. - Well, neither do I.
At her place. - Well, neither do I. Now, turn it off.
- But this movie's
now, turn it off. - But this movie's about the very first
- but this movie's about the very first Jamaican astronaut.
About the very first Jamaican astronaut. It's called "mon on da moon."
Listen.
- (Tv) Okay, here I go.
- (TV) Okay, here I go. One small step for mon, one giant leap for mon-kind.
- You crazy, mon!
One giant leap for mon-kind. - You crazy, mon! Now, out!
- Alright. Alright.
I'll just come back tomorrow
- alright. Alright. I'll just come back tomorrow and finish it up.
- No, you will not.
- Where else am I gonna go? - You're banned!
- Banned?
- You have no respect
- banned? - You have no respect for our privacy,
- you have no respect for our privacy, so now you can't come back here
at all.
So now you can't come back here at all. - But I'm t-Bo!
At all. - But I'm t-Bo! - You're t-banned!
- That's not even clever.
- Out!
- Can I just take
- out! - Can I just take a quick shower?
I spilled maple syrup all--
- what happened?
I heard Jamaicans.
- What happened? I heard Jamaicans. - Oh, I handled it.
'Cause whenever
- oh, I handled it. 'Cause whenever we have a problem here
'cause whenever we have a problem here you always sleep through it.
We have a problem here you always sleep through it. - No, I woke up.
You always sleep through it. - No, I woke up. Heard foreigners,
- no, I woke up. Heard foreigners, and tried to call the cops.
- Tried? What happened?
And tried to call the cops. - Tried? What happened? - I couldn't reach my phone.
- Why not, where's your phone?
- Um...
Somewhere in this general area.
- What?
- I put my phone back here,
- what? - I put my phone back here, sticking up outta the top
of my cast, you know,
just to hold it,
and it slipped down.
Just to hold it, and it slipped down. - Well, pull it out.
And it slipped down. - Well, pull it out. - If I could pull it out,
- well, pull it out. - If I could pull it out, don't you think
- if I could pull it out, don't you think I would pull--
[ Phone rings ]
- Your thigh is ringing.
- Yeah, I know.
- Hello? - Hello? - Spencer? That you?
- Yeah, t-Bo, it's me.
What's up?
- Man, your sister
what's up? - Man, your sister can be a real mean--
- t-Bo says hey.
- Hey, look. The idiots got girls. - I gotta hit the restroom.
- Can we help you? - Why are you girls sitting with these clowns?
- They're in a band.
Sitting with these clowns? - They're in a band. - Shhhh... sure are.
- Ohhh, they're in a band.
And this band is called?
- Uhhh...
- Um...
The...
The floors.
- The floors.
- The floooooors.
So, where are the floors
- the floooooors. So, where are the floors playin' next?
- We're not sure.
Playin' next? - We're not sure. - Yeah, it's not always
- we're not sure. - Yeah, it's not always easy to book gigs.
- Maybe I can help you guys
book a gig.
- We don't want your help.
Book a gig. - We don't want your help. - Please don't help us.
- No, I'm happy to do it.
- Sam...
- Happy to do it.
Freddie and gibby are in a band. - Oh my god. - Hey t-Bo.
Can I get a blueberry blitz
- hey t-Bo. Can I get a blueberry blitz and maybe--
can I get a blueberry blitz and maybe-- - no!
And maybe-- - no! You can have a cup of nothing.
- No! You can have a cup of nothing. - Why?
I just want a--
- why? I just want a-- - you banned me
from your place?
- You banned me from your place? I ban you
from the groovy smoothie.
- What?
From the groovy smoothie. - What? - You heard me!
- You had that made? - Yeah. Buh-bye!
- I am not leaving.
- Darrin, use the skunk spray.
- Skunk spray?
Ewwww!
Okay, you've already sprayed me!
I'm already skunky!
- And the next ingredient in our homemade smoothie is... - One cup
of non-fat plain yogurt.
- Or full fat
for all you fat lovers.
- One cup of non-fat yogurt.
For all you fat lovers. - One cup of non-fat yogurt. And some protein boost
- one cup of non-fat yogurt. And some protein boost and some energy boost
and some protein boost and some energy boost and now I push this.
See? Anyone can make an awesome smoothie at home.
So it really doesn't matter
if a very mean person
so it really doesn't matter if a very mean person unfairly bans you
from your favorite
smoothie place
just 'cause he's mad,
when what made him mad
was totally his fault
in the first place.
Was totally his fault in the first place. - Um, obviously,
Carly won't need
- um, obviously, Carly won't need to add the anger boost.
- Nope.
To add the anger boost. - Nope. - Now give 'er a taste.
- How is it? - I don't wanna talk about it. And now
Carly's gonna hold the camera
and now Carly's gonna hold the camera while Freddie and gibby
leave the room for a minute.
While Freddie and gibby leave the room for a minute. - Huh?
Leave the room for a minute. - Huh? - Why do we have to leave?
- We're not leaving.
- Fine.
Then hang out and watch us
- fine. Then hang out and watch us do a new icarly segment
then hang out and watch us do a new icarly segment called "girl stuff."
Do a new icarly segment called "girl stuff." - Bye.
Called "girl stuff." - Bye. - Back in a few.
- And now some big ol' news. - What news? - If you're a fan of icarly
- what news? - If you're a fan of icarly and music, you gotta come
- if you're a fan of icarly and music, you gotta come to the groovy smoothie
Saturday night at eight o'clock
to see Freddie and gibby sing
in their new band, the floors.
To see Freddie and gibby sing in their new band, the floors. - The floors?
In their new band, the floors. - The floors? - The floors.
You're all invited.
- What are we gonna do?
- Don't worry, we'll cancel.
- And there's no way
- don't worry, we'll cancel. - And there's no way they're gonna cancel.
And now I will do my sneaky
evil laugh.
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Evil laugh. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Little over the top.
- Mwa-ha.
- Dang it, Sam. - I can't believe you did that. - Uh-oh, I think I tickled
their angry bones.
- Why'd you invite people
to watch us play
- why'd you invite people to watch us play at the smoothie?
To watch us play at the smoothie? - You said it was tough
for a band to book a gig,
- you said it was tough for a band to book a gig, and I love you guys,
so I talked to t-Bo
and booked you a gig.
So I talked to t-Bo and booked you a gig. - You know we're not
a real band.
- Which is what makes this
so funny.
- Will you help with this?
So funny. - Will you help with this? - I got my own problems.
- Carly!
- Bye.
- What? Get back here.
[ Elevator ding ] - Hey. - Hi. Where've you been?
- I had an appointment
- hi. Where've you been? - I had an appointment with my special doctor.
- Your leg doctor?
With my special doctor. - Your leg doctor? -No, the other one.
- Oh.
Ohhhhhhhh.
[ Phone rings ]
- Ugh.
Your phone's still stuck
- ugh. Your phone's still stuck in the back of your cast?
- Yes.
In the back of your cast? - Yes. Hello?
Hello?
- Hey man, it's t-Bo.
Can I come over?
- Can t-Bo come over?
- No. He's never allowed
- can t-Bo come over? - No. He's never allowed over here again.
- Alright, you talk to t-Bo
right now and make up.
- I don't wanna make up.
Right now and make up. - I don't wanna make up. - Just talk to him!
Alright, t-Bo,
- just talk to him! Alright, t-Bo, you're on with Carly.
- What do you want?
You're on with Carly. - What do you want? - What?
- I said, what do you want?
- What? I can't hear you.
- You gotta get closer.
- What is it, t-Bo?
- You wanna know why I always
- what is it, t-Bo? - You wanna know why I always hang out at your place?
- Why?
Hang out at your place? - Why? - 'Cause sometimes,
- why? - 'Cause sometimes, livin' with the bensons
- 'cause sometimes, livin' with the bensons is a nightmare.
Livin' with the bensons is a nightmare. - What's so bad about it?
Is a nightmare. - What's so bad about it? - Mrs. Benson.
She's a lunatic!
- See?
T-Bo likes to hang out here
- see? T-Bo likes to hang out here so he can get away
t-Bo likes to hang out here so he can get away from Mrs. Benson.
So he can get away from Mrs. Benson. - Oh, come on,
she can't be that bad.
- You don't think
she's that bad?
You try staying with the Benson's for one night,
and if you can handle that,
I will never come here again
without asking,
and you can come back
to the smoothie.
And you can come back to the smoothie. - Sounds fair to me.
To the smoothie. - Sounds fair to me. - Alright.
Deal.
'Cause I'm not gonna have
deal. 'Cause I'm not gonna have any prob--
'cause I'm not gonna have any prob-- [ Phone rings ]
Any prob-- [ Phone rings ] - Sorry, one sec.
Hello?
- Spencer, it's your doctor.
- Oh, hey, Dr. Harley.
- No, this is Dr. buttman.
- Dr. buttman?
Uh, just a...
I'll take this in my room.
- I really appreciate you letting me spend the night here.
You letting me spend the night here. - Oh, I understand.
Spend the night here. - Oh, I understand. If I had to live with Spencer,
- oh, I understand. If I had to live with Spencer, I would need a break
if I had to live with Spencer, I would need a break now and then, too.
- Um, what are these scales for? - Tell her.
These scales for? - Tell her. - Well, what's the point
- tell her. - Well, what's the point of eating nutritious food
- well, what's the point of eating nutritious food if we don't know exactly
how much nutrition
our bodies absorb?
How much nutrition our bodies absorb? - I don't understand.
Our bodies absorb? - I don't understand. - We weigh the food
before it goes in...
- Yeah...
Before it goes in... - Yeah... - Then later,
- yeah... - Then later, we weigh what comes out.
- Oh.
We weigh what comes out. - Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhh.
- Mmmmm-hmmmm.
- Gibbeh...
Gibbeh...
- Quit that, man.
We got two days
- quit that, man. We got two days to learn this song.
- Rock n' roll.
To learn this song. - Rock n' roll. - Ready?
- Hit it. [ Music ]
Girl I see you walking down the hall
you know I think
you got it all
you look perfect to me
we sound pretty bad.
You look perfect to me we sound pretty bad. - Real bad.
We sound pretty bad. - Real bad. yeah
- real bad. yeah yeah
- Carly, is there anything else
I can get you?
- No thanks, Mrs. Benson,
but it's really nice of you
- no thanks, Mrs. Benson, but it's really nice of you to ask, and make me feel
so comfortable here.
To ask, and make me feel so comfortable here. - Wait for it.
So comfortable here. - Wait for it. Good night.
- Good night.
- By the way, Mrs. Benson,
- good night. - By the way, Mrs. Benson, I love this sofa bed.
I wanna find out what kind it is
and see if Spencer
will get me one for my room.
And see if Spencer will get me one for my room. It'd be really cool
when Sam sleeps over
it'd be really cool when Sam sleeps over so she can just--
[ Screams ]
So she can just-- [ Screams ] What the Jack?
What is that?
- A tick gasser.
You know how I used
- a tick gasser. You know how I used to give Freddie tick baths?
- Yeah?
To give Freddie tick baths? - Yeah? - Well, now I can get
- yeah? - Well, now I can get rid of ticks
- well, now I can get rid of ticks with this industrial gasser.
Rid of ticks with this industrial gasser. - Industrial?
With this industrial gasser. - Industrial? [ Screams ]
- You might feel a powerful
[ screams ] - You might feel a powerful burning sensation.
- I do!
Burning sensation. - I do! [ Screams ]
It will be a long time it will be a long time - stop, stop, stop.
It will be a long time - stop, stop, stop. - What's up?
- Stop, stop, stop. - What's up? - You were singing
- what's up? - You were singing the wrong lyrics again.
You're gonna humiliate us
in front of everyone.
- It's not my fault
Sam booked us a gig.
- It's your fault
we're in a fake band.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We're in a fake band. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just really worried
about this gig.
- Hey, what if we just
don't show up?
- Nah, then we'll look
even worse.
- Yeah, and I guess our band
can't break up
- yeah, and I guess our band can't break up before our first gig.
Can't break up before our first gig. - Right, we...
Before our first gig. - Right, we... We can break up
- right, we... We can break up during our first gig.
- Ha, Dee-uring.
During our first gig. - Ha, Dee-uring. - What?
- You said Dee-uring.
It's pronounced "during."
- Fine.
We can break up during
- fine. We can break up during our first gig.
- Yeeeeahhhh.
Our first gig. - Yeeeeahhhh. Keep talkin'.
- You get it?
- No, that's why I need ya
- you get it? - No, that's why I need ya to keep talking.
- Okay, listen, at the gig,
like, before we ever play
- okay, listen, at the gig, like, before we ever play a song, you and I
get in a fight.
A song, you and I get in a fight. - I'd kill you in a fight.
Get in a fight. - I'd kill you in a fight. - Not a real fight.
A fake fight.
We argue,
a fake fight. We argue, then you try to punch me,
we argue, then you try to punch me, but I'll duck the punch,
then we wrestle around a little
til people pull us apart.
Then we wrestle around a little til people pull us apart. I yell, "I'm never gonna sing
with that jerk again."
And boom,
the floors are no more.
- I love that.
The floors are no more. - I love that. But in a real fight
I'd kill ya.
-It's not gonna be
a real fight!
- Okay! Lucky you.
- Fire! Fire! Everybody out! Fire! Fire!
Everybody into the hallway
fire! Fire! Everybody into the hallway if you want to live!
Fire!
- What started the fire? - There's no fire. - What?
- Mrs. Benson likes to have
- what? - Mrs. Benson likes to have fire drills...
Frequently.
Fire drills... Frequently. - Our time was 32 seconds,
frequently. - Our time was 32 seconds, which means we'd all be dead.
- Now I gotta try to get back
to sleep.
- I'll come tickle your back
in a few minutes.
- No!
In a few minutes. - No! - What time is it?
- 2:01 A.M.
we'll have another drill
at 4:15.
We'll have another drill at 4:15. - Tonight?
At 4:15. - Tonight? - Of course.
Button that top up.
You're showing too much neck.
- Yes, ma'am.
- And, good night. - Hey, the deal was you stay at the Benson's all night.
- No. You win,
she's a nightmare.
You can come over to our place
any time you want.
- Aw.
Any time you want. - Aw. Now, that's what I like to hear.
Hey.
I'll see you
hey. I'll see you at the groovy smoothie.
- Thanks.
At the groovy smoothie. - Thanks. - T-Bo, close the door!
- I'm closin' the door!
- Alright, now, let's go over the plan one more time.
Let's go over the plan one more time. - One more time.
One more time. - One more time. - When I introduce our song,
- one more time. - When I introduce our song, you start an argument with me.
- I start an argument.
You start an argument with me. - I start an argument. - And when I say,
"what are you gonna
- and when I say, "what are you gonna do about it?"
"What are you gonna do about it?" Then you say,
"maybe I'll do this!"
- "Maybe I'll do this!"
"Maybe I'll do this!" - "Maybe I'll do this!" - Right.
That'll let me know
- right. That'll let me know when to duck.
Then you throw a punch,
missing me,
then you throw a punch, missing me, and we'll wrestle on the ground
til people pull us apart.
And we'll wrestle on the ground til people pull us apart. - Awesome.
Til people pull us apart. - Awesome. This is gonna be so--
- awesome. This is gonna be so-- - hey! When are the floors
this is gonna be so-- - hey! When are the floors gonna rock this joint?
We're the floors, and we're about to rock you like...
And we're about to rock you like... Like a...
Like... Like a... We are gonna
like a... We are gonna rock-a-doodle your do!
- Yeah, awkward silence, woo! - Now, this first song we're gonna do tonight is--
- now, this first song we're gonna do tonight is-- - hey, hey.
We're gonna do tonight is-- - hey, hey. - What?
- Hey, hey. - What? Maybe I wanna intro the song.
- I already started.
- Well, then maybe now
I am going to start an argument.
- Okay, why?
- I am sick of you
- okay, why? - I am sick of you always hoggin' the song intros.
- So far I like the floors.
Always hoggin' the song intros. - So far I like the floors. - Good band.
- Now, just shut up
- good band. - Now, just shut up and let me talk for once.
- And if I don't,
what are you gonna do about it?
I say,
what are you gonna do about it?
- Are you gonna take that?
- I feel so bad.
- Give it up for the floors.
Wa.
- Okay, tell you guys what... - Huh?
- What?
- What's up?
- Let's all of us
- let's all of us try to draw a perfect circle.
Try to draw a perfect circle. - Can we have some
- can we have some drawing music, please?
Drawing music, please? - Um, I'm right here.
- Ah.
[ Music ]
- We draw!
- Here's mine.
- And here's mine.
- I drew this.
- Mmm...
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