1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:12,011 In five, four, three, two... 2 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:13,597 Hey, it's me. Carly. 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,432 On the other hand, I'm Sam. 4 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,016 And this is "iCarly." 5 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,311 Voted the number one web show in the world. 6 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,646 By who? Me. 7 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,021 Then it's official. 8 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,494 Morgan. Oh, hey daddy. 9 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,495 What are you doing? 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,915 Watching "iCarly" online. 11 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:44,545 Sweetie, I told you, If Daddy doesn't come up 12 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,964 with some TV shows that people your age like, 13 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:50,551 Daddy's gonna get fired and have no more money, 14 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,762 and then you'll starve. 15 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,306 So while I go see my boss, 16 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,225 I want you to watch this new show we're making. 17 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,101 It's really funny. 18 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,229 Okay. 19 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:05,357 But, Michelle, Why would you accept two dates 20 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:09,236 to the prom but not tell either boy about the other? 21 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:12,698 Because, Dad, Luke is so sweet, 22 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,951 but Brandon is so hot. 23 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,078 Ah, noodles. 24 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,749 Lame. 25 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,506 And now, we're gonna see what happens when you take 26 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,051 an ordinary watermelon... 27 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:35,054 And pump it full of pressurized air. 28 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,180 Yeah yeah, pump up the fruit. 29 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,653 C'mon! It's gonna blow! 30 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,295 It's gonna blow! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! 31 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,286 See, she's right there. 32 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,407 Morgan, what are you doing? 33 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,413 Watching "iCarly." 34 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,164 What is "iCarly?" 35 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,625 It's a web show. 36 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,165 I thought I told you to watch our new show. 37 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,586 It's lame, Daddy. 38 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,547 It's lame, Daddy. 39 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,632 Now let's see what happens when we pump air 40 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,718 into Freddie's pants. 41 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,219 Whoa, whoa, wait a second. 42 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,721 Yeah, pump up the pants. 43 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,389 These are brand new pants. 44 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,140 Seriously guys. Come on, Sam. 45 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,268 Not my pants. Shh. It'll be fun. 46 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,143 All right, will one of you help me pull this nozzle out? 47 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,564 If you wanna create something good, 48 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,606 then why don't you make a show like that one on the internet? 49 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,943 You know, the one 50 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:34,571 that's making your daughter laugh. 51 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,782 That is an excellent idea. 52 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,242 No, no. That's too much air. 53 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,078 My pants can't take it. 54 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,956 Carly, Sam. 55 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,124 Oh, my God! 56 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,339 In five, four, three, two... 57 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,385 ♪ I know, you see ♪ 58 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,638 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 59 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,934 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 60 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,145 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 61 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:08,814 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 62 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:13,610 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 63 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:17,031 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 64 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,158 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 65 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:22,911 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 66 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,080 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 67 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,791 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 68 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,334 ♪ And the time to see ♪ 69 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:33,421 ♪ The brighter side of every situation ♪ 70 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,590 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 71 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,969 ♪ So give your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 72 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:43,431 ♪ Leave it all to me, leave it all to me ♪ 73 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,351 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 74 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:58,155 And so, the hierarchy of the identification system 75 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:02,159 goes kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus... 76 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,535 Hi. 77 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,913 Yes, can I help you? 78 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,328 I've come for Carly Shay and her friends, 79 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,665 Sam and Freddie. 80 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,375 You can't just barge into my classroom 81 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,791 and demand to take children away without proper... 82 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:12,627 I run a television network. 83 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,713 Oh, help yourself. 84 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,931 Hello. 85 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,100 I'm the head of development for TVS. 86 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,685 We wanna turn "iCarly" into a hit TV show. 87 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,312 Will you come with me? 88 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,148 Okay. 89 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,898 But I should probably call my brother, Spencer. 90 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:35,941 He's the adult that's responsible... 91 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,069 Hey. 92 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,987 They picked me up on the way here. 93 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,989 In a limo! 94 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,699 It's full of fancy sodas and fruits 95 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,325 I never even heard of. 96 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,869 This is a guava. 97 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,706 Well, come on. 98 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,632 Okay, everyone, now, please sit. 99 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,383 Take a seat. 100 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,343 Excuse me, I'm Freddie's mother. 101 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,345 Yes, please come in, Mrs. Benson. 102 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:08,558 Oh, I will. 103 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,519 Now, did you kids like riding in that limousine? 104 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,647 Insane. Oh, yeah. 105 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,524 Well, if you'll agree to do "iCarly" as a regular show here 106 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,902 at TVS, you guys can use that limo whenever you want. 107 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,822 [slurps Mmm. 108 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:25,324 What country is this soda from? 109 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:29,621 I don't know. Well, it's sweet like berries. 110 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,206 Thank you. 111 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:34,251 What about stuff like cameras, lighting, audio? 112 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,211 Oh, we take care of all those things. 113 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,337 We're even gonna recreate your little "iCarly" studio 114 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:39,756 right here at TVS. 115 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,422 But then, how does Freddie fit into the TV show? 116 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:45,553 He's going to be "iCarly's" new supervising producer. 117 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,388 Supervising producer. 118 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,849 Is that dangerous? 119 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:52,227 Does it involve anything sharp or pointy? 120 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,312 Mom. 121 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,938 What about snacks? 122 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,140 Don't TV shows always have a big snack table somewhere? 123 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:00,401 Yes, of course. And would there be ribs? 124 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,738 Do you like ribs? Very much, yes. 125 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,074 Then we'll have ribs. 126 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,743 I think this could be good for us. 127 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,871 Carly, are you in? 128 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,165 A TV show, limos, ribs? 129 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,709 I'm not stupid. Yeah, I'm in. 130 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,295 Whoo-hoo! 131 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:25,260 Whoa. 132 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,845 Oh, my God. 133 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,222 They recreated our whole set. 134 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,932 Hey, hey. Welcome to television. 135 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,934 Awesome. Hey. This set looks awesome. 136 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,519 It's so cool. Yeah. 137 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,687 Hey, who are they? 138 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,608 That's your new "iCarly" band. 139 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,651 We get our own band? 140 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,402 Hey, Harper, come over here. 141 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,905 What's up, Brad? 142 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,363 I want you to meet the "iCarly" team. 143 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,658 Oh, yeah, I've seen your show online. 144 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,202 Yeah? Really? 145 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,829 Yeah, I love the one where Sam Tied up Freddie 146 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,873 and then shaved off his eyebrow. 147 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,416 Thanks. I was just improvising. 148 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,253 She has anger issues. 149 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,004 You guys ready for your first rehearsal? 150 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,256 Yeah. Let's rock it, Brad. 151 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,464 Let's do it. 152 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,304 Okay. 153 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,639 Rehearsing in five, four... 154 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,516 Freddie, Freddie, that's the director's job. 155 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,352 Oh, right. 156 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:18,521 Sorry, everybody. 157 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,773 Sorry, band. 158 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,191 Director. 159 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,195 Here we go. 160 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,655 In five, four, three, two... 161 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:35,872 ♪ ♪ 162 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,751 I'm Carly. I'm Sam. 163 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,045 And here's our impression of an obnoxious teenage girl 164 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,797 arguing with her mean mother. 165 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,424 Go. Mom, buy me a car. 166 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:46,633 No. Mom. 167 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:47,717 No. Mom. 168 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,802 No. Mom. 169 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:49,803 No. Mom. 170 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:50,804 No. Mom. 171 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,139 No. Mom. 172 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,557 No. Thanks so much. Thank you. 173 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,726 And now, say hey to "iCarly's" music dude. 174 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,813 Harper. 175 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,480 Thanks, Carly, Sam. 176 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,189 Actually, I wrote a little song about you guys. 177 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,276 It goes... 178 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:08,738 ♪ Carly, oh, Sam ♪ 179 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:12,159 ♪ Yeah ♪ 180 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,077 Hey, cool song. What do you call it? 181 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:17,080 I call it "Carly, Sam, Yeah." Punch it. 182 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,379 Going' great, huh? Yeah. 183 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,090 But I think the show looks a little too bright. 184 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,772 Can we bring down the lighting just a bit? 185 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,716 Look, it's really not your job to handle the lighting, okay? 186 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,595 But you said I was gonna be a producer. 187 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,097 Yeah, but you gotta work your way 188 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,724 up to producing stuff like lights. 189 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,559 Okay. 190 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,812 So, what can I produce right now? 191 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,063 Why don't you go produce me 192 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,484 a toasted bagel with cream cheese? 193 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,822 Coming. 194 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,410 Hey, Mrs. Benson, What's up? 195 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,745 By force of habit, I made some after-school snacks 196 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,873 for Freddie, but since he's at rehearsal, 197 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,747 I thought maybe you'd like to share them with me. 198 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,044 I really... Share them with me. 199 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,795 All right. 200 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,176 These are cucumber cups filled 201 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,970 with low-fat yogurt and chopped celery. 202 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,514 I really don't think I've ever... 203 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,522 Interesting flavor. 204 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,232 Thank you. 205 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,905 You know, it is so lonely in the afternoons 206 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,698 without Freddie. 207 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,573 Yeah, it's pretty quiet around here without Carly too. 208 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,242 Been doing laundry to help me keep my mind... 209 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,786 I can help with your laundry. 210 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,036 Oh, thanks, but seriously, you don't have to... 211 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,206 Where's your name? 212 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,916 Huh? 213 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,502 You don't have your name sewn into your underpants. 214 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:51,049 No. No, I'm a grown man. 215 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,386 A grown man who's going to lose his underpants. 216 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,388 Well, I've... 217 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,890 I'll go get my sewing machine, you finish the cucumber cups. 218 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,476 Cucumber's really aren't my... And you're gone. 219 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,772 Now, before we go... 220 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,441 We just wanna remind you... 221 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,193 That's what the Earth looks like from outer space. 222 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,153 And this is what Earth looks like dressed up 223 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,738 as a little girl. 224 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,660 Okay. Thanks for watching "iCarly." 225 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,703 Harper, jam us out. 226 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,539 Punch it. 227 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:32,631 ♪ ♪ 228 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,012 And great rehearsal, everyone. 229 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,265 We'll take a five. Hey, nice stuff. 230 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,600 You guys are hilarious. 231 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,185 Insane. Incredible. I loved it. 232 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,187 But, Harper, can I talk to the girls alone? 233 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,773 Can I drive your new Porsche around the parking lot? 234 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,443 How old are you? Fourteen. 235 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,652 Drive slow. 236 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,614 Yeah, right. 237 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,073 Hey, where is Freddie? 238 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,284 Oh, he's cleaning out my fish tank. 239 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,662 So, listen, I thought rehearsal went great, like, perfect. 240 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,247 Cool. Sweet. 241 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,166 But I'd like to make some changes. 242 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,668 Why change anything? You just said it was perfect. 243 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,295 Well, it was. 244 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,880 But we don't feel Harper should talk so much. 245 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,008 Why not? He's really cool and funny. 246 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,759 I know, but we just did some testing 247 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:20,013 and our research shows that kids love dinosaurs. 248 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,431 What are you talking about? 249 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,850 I'm talking about Zeebo. 250 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,937 Zeebo? 251 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,772 I'm Carly. And I'm Sam. 252 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,108 And I'm Zeebo. 253 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:36,695 Cha! 254 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,949 I've been told not to speak. 255 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,743 Okay. Welcome to "iCarly." 256 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,038 Now, today, we're gonna... 257 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,873 I'm Zeebo. 258 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,668 Whoa! 259 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:50,751 You wanna quit doing that? 260 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,962 Nope. 261 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,506 Ka-boom! 262 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,636 Hey, could we lower the microphone a little bit? 263 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:00,845 A little lower. 264 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,013 Little low... yeah. 265 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,434 Oh, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't. 266 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,895 Ow, ow. 267 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,398 Yeah, kids love dinosaurs. 268 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,486 Breaking the face. Breaking the face. 269 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,987 Breaking the face of Zeebo. 270 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,867 Ow, ooh, ooh. 271 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,202 Hurting Zeebo. 272 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,745 Help Zeebo! Help Zeebo! Cut. 273 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,207 Cut it. Cut. Get her off! 274 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,210 Come on, Sam. I think you made your point. 275 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,716 I don't have to take this, you know? 276 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,634 I did four episodes of "Full House." 277 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,679 Ethan. 278 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,805 Come on, guy, don't do this. 279 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,935 Aww. Personally, I love Zeebo. 280 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,018 But I guess we'll just have to do the show without him. 281 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,355 Oh, darn. 282 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,024 Don't worry. Anyone can play Zeebo. 283 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,151 Ah, hey, Harper, come here. 284 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,195 What's up? Put this on. 285 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,284 There. You look great. 286 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,661 I don't wanna play Zeebo. 287 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,993 We have a contract and you'll play 288 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,163 whatever I tell you to play. 289 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,416 Let go of my snout. 290 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,796 How's he gonna play keyboard 291 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,338 if he's wearing that dumb Zeebo costume? 292 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,675 Oh, don't worry about that. 293 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:21,798 We're getting rid of the band completely. 294 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,136 But why? 295 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:27,056 So we'll have time for more Zeebo. 296 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,849 Why are you so stupid? 297 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,520 Ooh, I'm late for a thing with a guy. 298 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,398 He's ruining "iCarly." 299 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,857 Zeebo. 300 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,443 How long before that nub dresses me up 301 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,321 like a dinosaur and starts calling me Carbo? 302 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,993 Hello. What's that? 303 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,078 Bag of ice. For what? 304 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,705 Brad told me there's some guy 305 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,248 who works here who got all sweaty, 306 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,793 and I'm supposed to cool him down. 307 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,169 Over here. 308 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:14,187 Ah, yeah. 309 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,689 That's the stuff. 310 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,734 Rub it around. Oh, okay. 311 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,156 Careful, Spencer. 312 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,076 I'm fine. Just hand me the screwdriver. 313 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,162 Okay. But caution. 314 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,665 The tip is pointy. 315 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,583 I've used a screwdriver lots of times. 316 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,504 I really don't think... Ow, oh, oh! 317 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,339 I warned you. Come down. 318 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,218 Let me see it. It's fine. 319 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,761 Oh, my God, it's bleeding. 320 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,763 Oh, we got a bleeder. My hand is bleeding. 321 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,431 I'll go get my first aid kit. 322 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,433 Wait. I don't think I should be left alone. 323 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,186 There's a hole in my hand. Mrs. Benson? 324 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,690 Mrs. Benson? Mrs. Benson? 325 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,525 Everything's fine. 326 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,069 I've got my first aid kit. 327 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,237 Wow. That's large. 328 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,488 Thank you. 329 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,408 Hold out your hand. 330 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,826 Is it gonna sting? 331 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,536 Cause I don't want it to... ah! 332 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,164 That's nice. 333 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,877 Mm-hmm. 334 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,880 Bandage. 335 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,215 And you know what's gonna make you feel even better? 336 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,677 A visit from Dr. Lollipop? 337 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:31,598 A visit from Dr. Sugar-Free Lollipop. 338 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,767 Hey. 339 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,229 Lick slower. Sorry. 340 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,943 Mmm. 341 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,655 I hate this TV network, but I love their ribs. 342 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,867 Mmm. 343 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,412 The sauce is so thick and rich. 344 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,705 Look at this. 345 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,880 That's good barbecue sauce. 346 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,139 You understand that it's wrong. 347 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,599 Yes. 348 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,483 Hey, guys, good news. 349 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,692 The network execs watched 350 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,817 the tape of yesterday's rehearsal 351 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,736 and they loved it. 352 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,070 They are cuckoo for "iCarly." 353 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,194 But you just wanna change... 354 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,407 One thing. Shocker. 355 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,867 This involves you, Sam. 356 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,742 If you try to put that dinosaur head on me, I swear... 357 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,245 No. Nothing like that. You're fired. 358 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,165 What? You can't fire Sam. 359 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,334 Whoa, wait, whoa. 360 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,544 If you fire me, do I still get paid for the whole week? 361 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,840 Yes. Later. 362 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,006 Sam, don't go. 363 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,843 I can't do "iCarly" without Sam. 364 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,719 She's my co-host. Sorry. 365 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,555 But our executives found her pushy and aggressive. 366 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,808 She is pushy and aggressive. 367 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,685 That's her thing. 368 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,229 And not to be rude, but you are kind of stupid. 369 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,982 Carly, relax. 370 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,441 You won't have to do the show alone. 371 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,067 We got you a new co-host. 372 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,736 Who? Amber Tate. 373 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,155 The movie star? Yup. 374 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,157 She's right over there getting her makeup done. 375 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,701 Wow. 376 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,119 Can I meet her? No. 377 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,373 But you can meet her dog. 378 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,666 Her dog? Yeah. 379 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,376 I need you to give it a bath. 380 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,878 Be careful. He vomits a lot. 381 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,256 Have fun. 382 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,092 Okay. Look, Brad. 383 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,803 Nothing against you or Amber Tate, 384 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,262 her vomiting dog, 385 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,179 But this isn't turning out like I thought it would. 386 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,517 I like doing my show with Freddie behind the camera 387 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,352 and Sam standing next to me. 388 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,352 So I think I'll just go home and keep making "iCarly" 389 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,190 the way we like it. 390 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,360 Yeah, sorry, you can't do that. 391 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,362 We own the title "iCarly" now. 392 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,531 And we own you. 393 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,493 Oh, come on, get psyched. It's gonna be great. 394 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,161 Just read the new script. 395 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,288 Wait, wait. Sam and I write our own scripts. 396 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,749 Not anymore. 397 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,206 We hired professional comedy writers. 398 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,877 Hey, you know where the ribs are? 399 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,679 We heard there were ribs. Are there ribs? 400 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:16,095 "ICarly" rehearsal in five, four, three, two... 401 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,431 Hello, people who own televisions. 402 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,809 My name is... I'm Amber Tate. 403 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,436 Carly. 404 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,438 And I'm Zeebo. 405 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,441 And this is "iCarly," kind of. 406 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,234 Now, to kick off the show, 407 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,738 how about a little song from our friend, Zeebo? 408 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,660 ♪ H-U-G-G-I-N-G ♪ 409 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,371 ♪ A hug for you is a hug for me ♪ 410 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,790 Stop the music. 411 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,750 Stop the... hold the track, man. 412 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,376 Now, what's wrong, guy? 413 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,045 The show is jank. 414 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:52,131 Jank? It means bad, lame, suckish. 415 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,215 Catching on, Brad? 416 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,301 Jank. 417 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,344 And I crashed your Porsche. 418 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,888 My Porsche! 419 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,723 Oh, Zeebo! 420 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,683 Do not call me Zeebo. 421 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,479 Freddie. 422 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,355 The dog puked on me four times. 423 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,650 Give me him. 424 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,152 What did you do to him? 425 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,195 Ow. 426 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,530 Don't thump him. 427 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,907 Don't even talk to me. 428 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,200 Too late. I'm already talking to you. 429 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,912 And since I am, what is with you chick celebrities 430 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,831 carrying around your prissy little dogs? 431 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,312 I've had chicken wings with more meat 432 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,251 on them than that thing. 433 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,046 Well, when you're ready to apologize to me 434 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,925 and Bitty Boo, we'll be in my dressing room. 435 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,385 Hey, kid, go unclog the toilet in my office. 436 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,475 No. 437 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,770 I toasted your bagel, cleaned your fish tank, 438 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,024 got yacked on by Amber Tate's rat dog, 439 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,985 and I even rubbed ice all over a sweaty guy's stomach, 440 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,780 but I will not plunge your toilet. 441 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,573 Come on, you're my supervising producer. 442 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,994 Well, I ain't supervising what you produced in there. 443 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,790 I'm sorry, Carly. I quit. 444 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,462 Well, now, we've lost Sam, Freddie, and Harper. 445 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,463 Oh, everything's gonna be fine. 446 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,882 Fine? 447 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,006 This isn't even "iCarly" anymore. 448 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,718 Oh, come on, how can you say... 449 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,638 You know, you're right. 450 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,641 This isn't "iCarly" anymore. 451 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,108 So this is what TVS did with "iCarly"? 452 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,360 Uh-huh. They turned it into a sitcom. 453 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,738 And they're not even calling it "iCarly" anymore. 454 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,573 Lucky for us. So you get the name back? 455 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,782 Yeah. We did. 456 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,826 Let's watch. Okay. 457 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:47,914 But, Michelle, why would you accept two dates to the prom 458 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,917 without telling either boy about the other? 459 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,503 Because, Dad, Luke is so sweet, 460 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,006 but Brandon is so hot. 461 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,634 Oh, noodles! 462 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,470 Lame. 463 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,894 In five, four, three, two... 464 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,270 Howdy, y'all. I'm Carly. I'm Sam. 465 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,982 And this is "iCarly." Back on the internet. 466 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,567 Where nobody can tell us what to do. 467 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,903 Yeah, baby. 468 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,279 And now, Carly will spell the word "punctuality..." 469 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,490 While Sam screams like a girl in a horror movie 470 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,826 about to be eaten by a monster. 471 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:31,165 P-U-N-C-T-U-A-L-I-T-Y. 472 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,418 Nice job, Carls. Thank you, Sam. 473 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,878 And now on "iCarly"... 474 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,588 Some live music from a new friend of ours 475 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,798 who's amazingly talented. 476 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,298 So let's get them out here. 477 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,093 Harper! 478 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,522 This one's for the real "iCarly." 479 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:05,365 ♪ It all started out so innocently ♪ 480 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:09,495 ♪ You were just another pretty face that I love to see ♪ 481 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,165 ♪ But somewhere down the line I got this feeling ♪ 482 00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:15,960 ♪ Deep inside that won't stop talking to me ♪ 483 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:20,464 ♪ Yeah, it won't stop talking' to me ♪ 484 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:25,303 ♪ But lately I started to dream about you and me ♪ 485 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:29,682 ♪ And how it would be to hold you close to me ♪ 486 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,017 ♪ Like it's supposed to be ♪ 487 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,352 ♪ But then I get this ringing in my ear ♪ 488 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:38,774 ♪ And it brings me right back to reality ♪ 489 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,944 ♪ Oh, reality, yeah, yeah ♪ 490 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,991 ♪ Help me, I think I'm falling ♪ 491 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:50,577 ♪ In love with you ♪ 492 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:54,665 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 493 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,835 ♪ In love with you ♪ 494 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,670 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 495 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,974 Hey! You there! 496 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,852 You wanna see us do stuff you can't see anywhere else? 497 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,229 Do you? I think they do. 498 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,147 Then go online to iCarly.com. 499 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,149 Yeah! Go to iCarly.com. 500 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,651 Once you get to iCarly.com, you can see me and Carly... 501 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,487 And Freddie and Spencer do all kinds of wacky fun stuff. 502 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,447 You know you like wacky fun stuff. 503 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,491 So go online to iCarly.com. 504 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,493 And see stuff you can't see anywhere else. 505 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,453 Only at iCarly.com. So go there. 506 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,914 Do it. Seriously.