- ♪
- Good morning.
- When did you get here? - I spent the night.
- But I remember you leaving before I went to bed.
You said, "Good night. I'm going home,"
and then you left.
- Yeah, but then on my way out, I tripped and fell down
the stairs. - Oh my God. Were you hurt?
- Nah. I just didn't feel like getting up
so I slept on the floor.
Can I borrow a clean shirt? - Sure.
- And some pants? - I guess.
- Underwear? - Absolutely not.
- [knocking]
- Hi. Could I come in? I'm already in so say, "yes."
- Sure. - What's up, Fredward?
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure. - Of course.
- Do you guys think I'm funny?
- Ah, yeah. - You're funny.
- Why do you care if you're funny?
I mean, I'm not saying you're not funny.
- Yes, you are. - I know, but why do you care?
- Well, okay.
My mom's cousin is going to some comic book festival
in New Jersey so she left her baby with us.
- Oh, right. Baby Stephanie. - Yeah. She hates me.
- She's six months old. - I know.
And every time she sees anyone, she just giggles and laughs.
[makes giggle sound]
But you know what she does when she looks at me?
- I know what I want to do when I look at you.
- What does she do when she looks at you?
- Nothing. No-thing.
She just lies there with a bored, blank expression.
- Like Sam in math class? - Exactly.
I can't make that baby laugh no matter what I do.
What's wrong with me? - Don't.
- Hey. You guys wanna go grab some breakfast?
- Oh, yes. - Yes. Where are we going?
- Galini's pie shop. - Pie for breakfast?
- No, no. Don't say, "Pie for breakfast?"
say, "Pie for breakfast?!".
- Okay. But only 'cause it's Galini's.
- What's so great about Galini's pie?
- BOTH: [gasps]
- You've never had Galini's pie?
- What? Isn't one pie as good as any other pie?
CARLY: No. SPENCE: What?! SAM: Are you insane?
- All right.
We gotta get this kid a mouthful of Galini magic so he'll understand.
CARLY: Immediately. SAM: Yeah, we do.
Wait, you're wearing pajamas. - It's a pie shop, not church.
Come on.
- FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two.
- ♪
- CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪
♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪
♪ And be so wonderful ♪
♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪
♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
♪ It's all for real ♪
♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪
♪ So wake up, the members of my nation ♪
♪ It's your time to be ♪
♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪
♪ Every time just see the brighter side... ♪
♪ ...of every situation ♪
♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best ♪
♪ And leave the rest to me ♪
♪ Leave it all to me ♪
- ♪ Leave it all to me ♪
♪ Leave it all to me ♪
♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
- ♪
- What? - We wanna watch your face
when you take your first bite of Galini pie.
- We should get this on video. - Yes. Let's capture the moment.
- You guys are insane.
Oh my God! - Yes.
- Oh, yes. - See, we told you.
- Mmm. - Mmm.
- Oh. Why can't I marry this pie?
All I want out of life is to be "Mrs. Sam This Pie."
- I wanna stick my whole face in a Galini pie and go--
[makes sound]
- I gotta get some to take home.
Yo, Mario. - Hey, Spencer.
What can I get you, huh?
- I gotta have a couple of coconut cream pies to go.
- I got to see if we have enough.
- What? You always have enough.
Why would you say you might not have enough?
Now I'm scared. What?
- Well, you see, Mr. Galini is in the hospital.
- Huh? - What happened?
- No. He's gonna be okay, right?
- I'm not so sure.
I mean, you got to remember, Mr. Galini is 97 years old,
you know, he doesn't look so good.
- No. - That's so sad.
- Can I get another piece of pie?
- Hey. Sure, sure. And who knows?
Mr. Galini's very old
but he has a heart like a bull, huh?
- A heart like a bull.
That's what they said about Sam's great grandfather.
- But then he died. - Of a heart attack?
- No, wrestling a bull.
- ♪
- Stupid baby.
- Hey, easy there, Slammy. What's wrong?
- I still can't get that baby to laugh.
I want pie. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
No pie. - Why?
- We're trying to make it last until Mr. Galini
is out of the hospital. - Well--
- Mmm.
- Well, then, how come Sam gets some?
- Sam doesn't get any-- [screaming] Put that down!
- Oh, no. - Put that down!
Put that down! You put that pie down!
Put it down!
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Put it down. Put it down! - I want a pie!
- Give me the pie! Give me the pie!
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Give me-- give me the pie!
- Oh, no. Oh, no. - Put it down.
Sam, give me the pie. - Stop!
- Don't-- - Come on, Sam!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.
Whoa. Calm down. What's going on?
- Sam's got the pie. - [screams]
- No. - Out of my way--
- Gah! Oww!
- She locked herself in the bathroom.
- Well, that's it.
She's gonna sit down in there and finish it.
- Ah, it's okay. I called the hospital.
They said Mr. Galini checked out yesterday.
- I decided to share this with you, guys.
- You already finished it. - Yeah. I decided too late.
- It's okay. Mr. Galini checked out of the hospital.
- So we can get more pies. - Awesome!
Now, I can lick this and not feel guilty.
- [makes sound] - [doorbell ringing]
- Hey, Mrs. Benson. Oh, look, a little baby person!
- Freddie, I'm taking baby Stephanie out for a walk
in the fresh air.
- Oh, I don't care what you do with her.
- Oh, look at her.
- She's so small like a little meatloaf.
- Hi, baby. - What's up little Stephanie?
- [baby talk]
- Oh look, we made her laugh. - Yeah.
She thinks everybody is hilarious but me.
- Here, let's test it out.
First, me and Carly will get her laughing.
- [babbling]
- [baby giggling]
- And now-- - [baby giggling]
[baby giggling]
- Aw, the baby does hate you.
- ♪
- Hello. - Oh, hey.
- Ciao. Bienvenuti. So, what can I get you all for today?
- We want four slices of the coconut cream pie.
- Oh, I'm so sorry. We got no pie.
We got water and cherries. What do you want?
- Wait. What do you mean you got no pie?
- The hospital said Mr. Galini checked out yesterday.
- Yeah. He checked out-- [makes sound] --forever.
- He passed away? - Mm-hmm.
- We're so sorry. - MARIO: Me too.
You know, he was a very good man.
But to live 97 years, eh?
Not too bad. You know, I'll never forget the time--
- Who's gonna make the pies now?!
- Nobody. The shop is gonna close.
- But why don't you make the pies?
- I don't know the recipe. It's a family secret.
The only one who knows it is Galini's granddaughter, Trudy.
- All right, I wanna talk to this Trudy chick.
Where is she? - That's her.
- ALL: Oh.
- Go over there and use some of your Spencer charm
to get her to keep this place open.
- Why don't you go? - Just go.
- Go. - Do it.
- Come on. - Come on, Spencer.
Come on. - Go.
- Okay, fine. I'll do it for the pie.
Hello, Trudy. My name is Spencer Shay.
I come here a lot. - Yeah. I recognize you.
- I'm so sorry about the loss of your grandfather.
- Oh, thank you.
I used to rub his feet with mayonnaise.
- Okay.
Listen...
Your grandfather was-- he was like a true genius.
I mean, his pies, it would be so tragic
if his pies died with him, don't you think?
- Yeah. His pies were tasty.
- Oh, yeah.
So, maybe you'd consider carrying on his tradition.
- Oh. I don't think so.
I wanna be an actress, like in movies and junk.
- Well, um, then would you consider--
- Consider what?
- Maybe sharing the recipe with me?
- I don't know. - I'd pay you for it.
- I'd rather go on a date with you.
- I'd pay you for it.
- You can invite me over to your place,
make me some dinner. - I can go to an ATM right now.
Money's not an object.
- I've never had spaghetti tacos before.
- Yeah. It's something I make a lot.
Carly and her friends love 'em. - Well, so does this woman.
- Hey, I got an idea.
- Do you? - Uh-huh.
Why don't we swap recipes?
I'll give you mine for spaghetti tacos,
you give me your grandfather's for coconut cream pie.
- Whoa, now, slow your roll there, big boy.
What do you say we move this party to the couch?
- The couch is broken.
- Well, why don't we go break it some more?
- No. No.
[screaming]
- And my mom keeps telling me over and over,
"Don't squeeze it!"
But how can I not squeeze it, you know what I mean?
- No.
- Well, think of it like a plastic bag
just filled with pudding and you know--
- Oh, wait.
Trudy's probably still in there with Spencer.
- Oh, good. Let's go in and see if he got the pie recipe.
- No. What if he's just about to get it?
We don't wanna go in and risk--
- I thought I heard you guys out here.
- Freddie? Is that you in there?
- Yeah, it's me.
- Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie.
Bad bear. - FREDDIE: [screams]
Never do that again! - You're not the boss of me.
- FREDDIE: [screams]
- Why are you in a bear suit?
- I thought I could make baby Stephanie laugh if I wore this.
- And did it work? - No.
- Look. What is this on your chest?
- Baby vomit. - Oh-- 'kay.
- SPENCER: [screaming] - Spencer?
- What's going on in there? - I don't know.
- Come on. - Hurry.
- I'm trying.
Spencer!
- [screams]
Oh, you're just a boy.
- I can't believe you were making out with her!
Did you get the recipe?
- No, I didn't get the recipe
and I wasn't making out with her.
She just grabbed me and started kissing me.
- Don't act like you didn't love it.
- Look, he invited you over and fed you dinner,
so just give him the pie recipe, would you?
- Okay, I have a confession.
I don't have my grandfather's pie recipe.
He never gave it to anyone.
- And he never wrote it down anywhere?
- Well, he said he put it in his computer,
but I can never find it.
Anyway, I'm sorry I deceived you. Goodbye.
- Look, I'm just sorry that your grandfather--
[screaming]
- That is good stuff.
- ♪
- Okay, Spencer.
I think you've scrubbed all the Trudy off your mouth.
- I hope so.
Well, at least one good thing came of my dinner date tonight.
- What?
- Mr. Galini's very last piece of coconut cream pie.
- How'd you get this? - Trudy brought it for me.
- And you're sure this is the last piece in existence?
- A hundred percent.
The shop closed yesterday,
Trudy had the last pie,
and this is the last piece.
- Okay, who gets to go first? - Well, to be most fair--
- Remember when that piece of pie was still there?
- Yeah. - Uh-huh.
- Okay, wait.
Maybe we haven't tasted the last insanely amazing piece
of coconut cream pie in the world.
- ♪
- Okay. Before we go, we have an urgent message
from all of us here at "iCarly".
- It's about pie. - Pie.
- We have a pie issue. - And we need your help.
- We're looking for the best-- - And we mean the best.
- --coconut cream pie recipe in the world.
- So we're appealing to you-- - The fans of "iCarly"--
- --to send us your best recipe for coconut cream pie.
- Ask you parents-- - Your grandparents--
- --your aunt-- - --your uncle--
- --your aunt's uncle-- - --your uncle's aunt--
- --your neighborhood hobos--
- --hobos from other neighborhoods.
- Anyone who might have a great recipe for coconut cream pie.
- Get it. Just get it.
- And send it to us right here at icarly.com.
- Please, think of the children.
- And we are clear.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Mom, what are you doing here?
- I've been trying to put Stephanie to bed
for three hours, but she won't stop giggling.
Would you mind showing her your face?
- Sure. - [baby laughing]
- Hi.
- ♪
- I can't eat another pie. I'll explode.
You'll have to hose me off the walls.
- How many pies have we tasted so far?
- Forty-two.
And none of 'em are as good as Galini's.
- You guys, I just got off the phone.
Whoa! You guys made all the pies?
- And tasted every one. - SPENCER: No way.
Which one is the best? - Number 22.
- Twenty-two.
- But it's not as good as Galini's.
- SAM: Not even close. - FREDDIE: Nope.
- You dare call yourself a pie?
- There's no reason to make the pie feel bad about itself.
- Yes, there is.
Anyway, I just got off the phone with Trudy, and she invited us
to a memorial service for Mr. Galini
down at his pie shop tomorrow night.
- I don't wanna go. - Me either.
- I'm too full to ever go anywhere ever again.
- We're all going to the service,
and you wanna know why?
- [groans] - I don't know.
- 'Cause remember, Trudy said Mr. Galini
kept his pie recipe in his computer.
- Yeah, but she said she can never find it.
- True, but I bet we know someone who could!
- Yeah. If Galini put that recipe in his computer,
I'll bet I could find it. - Yes! We're going.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Doesn't it make us kind of skeevy to go
to a man's memorial service just so we can steal
his pie recipe? - No.
No, no, no, no, no. No.
See, if we find his recipe, then we can share it
with the whole world.
And that way, Mr. Galini's genius
will live on forever.
And I gotta have that pie recipe!
We're going.
- ♪
- And Mr. Galini looks at me,
and he says to me, "Mario," he says,
"before you get married,
there's something I got to say to you."
- Where's the computer? - In the back.
- And he say to me, "Mario," he says,
"Your pants, the zipper's down.
you don't wanna get married like that."
Now, would anyone else like to say some words?
- Go up there and say something. - Why?
- 'Cause it will give us a chance
to sneak into the back room and find the computer.
Go speak. - I don't know what to say--
- This man has a lot to say about Mr. Galini.
- Oh, I don't. - Oh, Spencer.
- Really, I-- - Please. Please.
Oh, that's so nice. Thank you.
- Friends, family,
lovers of pie,
what does it mean to lose someone you're close to?
It means you've lost someone
that you're close to.
I once lost my goldfish.
His name was Swimmy.
I also lost Brock-- another goldfish.
- Go with Freddie. I'll guard the door.
- [sighs] Okay.
- Then there was Reggie, a goldfish I used to have
before I lost him. - Whoa.
Oh, man. Look at this dinosaur.
- Can you figure it out? - Maybe, but it's so old.
My phone has a faster processor than this thing.
- Okay. Save the nerd talk for your AV Club buddies
and just find the pie recipe.
- I will, but it could take some time.
- I'll go tell Carly.
- SPENCER: What I've learned is that if you have--
- Tell Spencer he still-- - --goldfish, feed them.
And if you take them for a walk, leave them in the bowl.
Mr. Galini will be missed.
So that's really all I have to say about-- oh!
Mr. Galini was such a special man--
for all of us, so cherished--
Yeah, my little sister, Carly, would like to say a few words.
Carly.
Be strong.
- Thank you, Spencer, for that wonderful story
about your many dead goldfish.
I've never really spoken in a memorial service before,
so, uh...
...let's all just sing.
Yeah.
Here's a fun song to sing when people die.
Just jump in if you know it. [clears throat]
♪ Amazing grace ♪
♪ How sweet the sound ♪
♪ That saved-- ♪ - Will you hurry?
Carly's making sad people sing.
- I'm going as fast as I can. - Not fast enough.
- Sam. - Just move, let me do it.
- No, you don't know how this operates.
- No, just move and I'll-- - Sam, Sam, knock it off!
- Oh, I'll do it! - What are you doing?
- Give me that-- - Ow. Hey!
- Let go of my hair.
Nice. - What happened?
- Freddie went berserk and
pushed the computer off the table.
- What? I did not. - SAM: He did.
- I was just sitting down at the computer-
And you said, "Hey, you need to go faster."
And I said, "I'm trying to go as fast as I can."
- I wasn't doing-- - You guys! Guys!
Look what I just found in Mr. Galini's computer?
- The pie recipes. - No way!
- Mamma mía!
- I guess when Mr. Galini said he put the recipes
in his computer, he really meant "in" his computer.
- That crazy old fudgebag.
- Oh, look. Here's his recipe for coconut cream pie.
- [cheering]
- Pucker up, Spencer.
- ♪
- No. She said she's gonna give up her dream
to become an actress and run the shop with Mario.
- Did Mario say how long it'll be
'til more pies are ready?
- Yup. We can go back any time after three tomorrow.
- Oh, great. Wake me at a quarter to pie.
- [knocking]
- Hi. I brought Stephanie over to say goodbye.
- Every time.
I can't believe I never made this baby laugh once.
Wait.
You got any of those pies left that we made yesterday?
- Yeah. There are, like, six of 'em in the fridge.
Why?
- FREDDIE: You wanna know why?
Hey, Stephanie. Watch this.
- [baby giggling]
- Oh, victory! Yeah. Yeah.
- Hey, iCarly. This is Emma.
I'm gonna open my fridge with my shoulder blade.
Okay. Ready?
Love your show. Bye.
- [ding] - MAN: Mmm!
- [burble]