1 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,052 - ♪ 2 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:13,430 - BOTH: Merry Christmas! 3 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:15,933 - On Comet. - On Stupid. 4 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,142 - On Donkey. - On Blitzberg. 5 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,226 - Blitzberg? 6 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,353 - What? A reindeer can't be Jewish? 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,524 - Okay. Last week, we asked you guys 8 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:24,900 to pick which costume Freddie should wear 9 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,443 for this Christmas show. 10 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,153 - A lot of you guys voted for Santa Claus. 11 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,947 - And a bunch of you guys voted for Elf, 12 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:31,365 but the winner-- - By far-- 13 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,993 - --was-- - BOTH: Flashlight! 14 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:36,996 - [applause] - Whoo. Give me the camera. 15 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,413 - FREDDIE: I don't wanna do this. I'm embarrassed-- 16 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:41,959 I don't wanna-- - Come on. Come on. 17 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:48,632 Ladies and gentlemen, Freddie, The Christmas Flashlight. 18 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:53,136 - [applause] - Switch to the B-cam. 19 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,095 - Switching. 20 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,685 Wow, Freddie, that is an amazing flashlight costume. 21 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:03,647 - Yeah, yeah. - And look, it actually works. 22 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,987 - You don't even wanna know where the batteries go. 23 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,740 - Ho ho ho. Can I walk away now? 24 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,742 - After you wish everyone a Merry Christmas. 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,660 - I wish you all a Merry--oh! - Too slow. 26 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,831 - Switch to the A-cam, Mr. Flashlight. 27 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,791 - Hurry so we can say our Christmas goodbyes. 28 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,043 - CARLY: Bye. - SAM: Later! 29 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,293 - CARLY: Merry Christmas. - Yes. 30 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,378 - Oh, yeah. Jingle. - Bells. 31 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,296 - Love you all. 32 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,800 Bye. - And we be clear. 33 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,468 - Okay. You stay here and help Freddie get out 34 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,012 of his flashlight costume. - Where are you going? 35 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,264 - To see if Spencer got our tree. 36 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,140 - SAM: Okay, let's get you out of that thing. 37 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,561 Here, lie down. - Um, keep going? 38 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,103 Straight down? Whoa. - You're good. 39 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,523 - Ohh! - Well, goodbye. 40 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,610 - FREDDIE: Sam, Sam. 41 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,361 Wait, Sam, you're supposed to help me get out of this. 42 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,114 Oh! Unh! 43 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,370 In five, four, three, two-- 44 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,498 - ♪ 45 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,709 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 46 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,045 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 47 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,756 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 48 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,927 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 49 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:17,262 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 50 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,890 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 51 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:25,729 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 52 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,940 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 53 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:31,693 ♪ So wake up, the members of my nation ♪ 54 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,654 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 55 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,531 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 56 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,158 ♪ Every time just see the brighter side... ♪ 57 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,454 ♪ ...of every situation ♪ 58 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,290 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best ♪ 59 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,793 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 60 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,003 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 61 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,337 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 62 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,131 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 63 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:55,050 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 64 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,101 - SPENCER: Just keep walking. 65 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:06,227 - CARLY: Just show me the tree. - Oh, you wanna see the tree? 66 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,022 Does little Carly Shay wanna see her Christmas tree? 67 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,231 - Yeah, she does. - Well it's right in front of you. 68 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,613 What? Don't you love it? 69 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,406 You can't not love it. Don't you love it? 70 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,827 - It's cool, but I thought we were gonna get 71 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,537 a real Christmas tree this year. 72 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,831 - We were, but then I was at the junkyard 73 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:29,001 looking for art supplies, and I got the idea for this, 74 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,461 it's a magna tree. - Magna? 75 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:34,131 - Yeah. It rigged with a dangerously large electromagnet. 76 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:40,261 Sam, come check out our magnetic Christmas tree. 77 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,056 - Magnetic? 78 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,141 - He made it instead of getting us a real Christmas tree. 79 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,852 - Here, watch. First, I activate. 80 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,939 And now...keys. 81 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:01,742 Yeah? 82 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,160 - Whoops, time for cheese. 83 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,246 - I thought you loved my sculptures. 84 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:09,208 - I do, It's just-- I wanted a Christmas tree 85 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:12,711 that smells like Christmas, this smells like junk. 86 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,047 And yard. 87 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:17,007 - You'll be happy once we put ornaments on it, 88 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:19,342 put presents all around it. Did you wrap any yet? 89 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,302 - Yeah. They're up in my room. - Go get 'em. 90 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,013 - Okay. - Hah. 91 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,725 - Hi. - Hey. 92 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,771 - Hey, you were supposed to help me 93 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,689 get out of that flashlight costume. 94 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,983 - Yeah, I'm supposed to do a lot of things that never happen. 95 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,196 - Hey, you know what'll make you feel better? 96 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,321 - What? - Sticking a hammer 97 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,783 to a magnetic Christmas tree. 98 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,451 - Yeah, that's always a good time. 99 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,456 - Hi, sorry to barge-- Freddie, give me that! 100 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:52,459 You know I don't like you handling tools. 101 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,377 - Mom. - Let's go. 102 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,256 - Come on. I'm trying to live my life. 103 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,133 - Um, if somebody wants to get to the mall in time 104 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,384 to sit on somebody's lap and tell somebody 105 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,387 what he wants for Christmas, somebody better hurry up. 106 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,682 - Aw, is widdle Freddie goin' to see Santa Claus? 107 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,978 - No. Let's go. 108 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,273 - I tried to keep it vague. - Well, it didn't work! 109 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,779 - Well, I better head out. Tell Carly I'll text her. 110 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,530 - Where are you going? - Home. 111 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:23,907 My mom bought a new TV. 112 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,659 - Cool. Are you guys gonna hook it up? 113 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,869 - Nah. We're gonna beat the old one with a baseball bat. 114 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:37,504 - ♪ 115 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,756 - [high-pitched beeping] - Oh, it's Christmas time? 116 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,970 [sniffs] Carly! Carly! 117 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,933 Oh, you're closed. 118 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,812 [crash] Aagh! 119 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,897 - [louder beeping] - Whoa! Oh! 120 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,441 Oh, this is--this is so bad! 121 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,819 Aah. Ah. 122 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,908 - What is going-- Oh my God! 123 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,910 Put it out, put it out!! - I'm trying! 124 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,496 Just shut off the smoke alarm! - Okay! 125 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,332 Wait, how do I turn off the smoke alarm? 126 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,916 - Use the pineapple. 127 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,797 - Aah! 128 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,720 Yeah, there's a fire. We know. Shut up! 129 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,812 - [beeping stops] 130 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,194 - Is it out? - Yeah. 131 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,111 Pretty much. 132 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,907 Ah. Oh, oh! 133 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,494 - Oh, man. 134 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,415 Do you know how much time and money 135 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:59,794 I spent on these presents? - I guess the electromagnet-- 136 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,130 - Why couldn't you have just gotten a regular tree, 137 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:05,342 one that didn't set all the presents on fire?! 138 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,886 I wish you'd been born normal! 139 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:20,899 - ♪ 140 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:28,990 ♪ 141 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,785 - At least I have you, little normal tree, 142 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,620 but you're not very big. 143 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,122 - MITCH: What's so great about being big? 144 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,581 - Who said that? 145 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,835 - That was me. 146 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,423 - Okay. And who are you? 147 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,301 - The name's Mitch. 148 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,677 - [screams] - Ooh. 149 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,430 Someone's a little jumpy. 150 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,101 - You better get out of here or I'll call the cops. 151 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,894 - Come on. 152 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,397 You don't wanna call the cops on your Christmas angel. 153 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:03,442 - I mean it! You better leave! 154 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,362 My brother is a-- a sculptor. 155 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:12,033 - Carly, Carly, Carly, relax. - How do you know my name? 156 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:15,536 - I told you. I'm an angel. I'm here to earn my wings. 157 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,039 - Oh, you're an angel? - That's right. 158 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,335 - So you're, like, magical? - On a good day. 159 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:26,214 - Okay, prove it. Prove you're magical. 160 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,425 - All right. 161 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,427 Here we go. 162 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,762 Pick a card. 163 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,891 King of clubs. 164 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,187 - So? Anyone can do card tricks. 165 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,813 - Look at it. 166 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,026 - He's not kidding. He's really an angel. 167 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,986 - [screams] 168 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,612 - Ow! 169 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,031 - MITCH: It's okay. 170 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,782 I'm here to make your wish come true. 171 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,659 - What wish? 172 00:08:54,701 --> 00:09:04,252 - ♪ 173 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:08,798 - What just happened? - He was born normal. 174 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,886 - You're...you're screwy. That's what you are. 175 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,972 I'm calling the cops. And when they get here-- 176 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:26,691 Hey! Mitch? Mitch. 177 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,155 Screwy! 178 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:41,622 - ♪ 179 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,667 - ♪ 180 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,045 - What happened to apartment? 181 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,839 - SPENCER: Right. Let's just get Mr. Schneider and Mr. Newman 182 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,466 into a room together and I'm sure 183 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,718 we can settle this dispute without going to court. 184 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,721 - [knock on door] - I'll call you later. 185 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:57,805 Come. 186 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,018 - I brought you some antacid tablets. 187 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,062 - Oh, thank you. The stress down at the office 188 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,648 has really been upsetting my stomach. 189 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,237 - Spencer was born normal, just like you wished for. 190 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,821 - [screams] 191 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,407 - Carly! Are you all right? 192 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,200 - Why did you scream? - Is something wrong? 193 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,701 - Yeah, something's wrong. 194 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:22,872 This weird guy is-- - What weird guy? 195 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,833 - Have you been reading a scary novel? 196 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,461 - No, I haven't been reading a novel. 197 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:28,878 - Oh, I have. 198 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,589 It's all about a baker in the 1700s 199 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,882 who makes bread for peasants. 200 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,885 - I love that book. - It's a charming read. 201 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,720 - Well, I better let you get off to work. 202 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,764 - I'll see you this evening. 203 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,477 - [screams] 204 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,936 - What's the matter? 205 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,522 - You really seem out of sorts today. 206 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:51,650 - Yeah. I just gotta go brush my teeth. 207 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,736 I'll be down in a few. 208 00:10:53,778 --> 00:11:00,743 - ♪ 209 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,874 - Okay. At least school seems like it should be. 210 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:14,424 - Does it? - Okay, Mitch. 211 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,051 Now, I don't know who you are or what you did to my life-- 212 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,388 - I made your wish come true. Spencer was born normal. 213 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:24,851 - Okay. Even if I believe that you could--hi, Freddie. 214 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:28,271 - Uh, hi. 215 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,857 - Why is Freddie holding hands with Rona Berger? 216 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,817 - Rona Berger is Freddie's girlfriend. 217 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,613 - What? No she's not. He hates Rona Berger. 218 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,615 Everybody hates Rona Berger. 219 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,700 - RONA: So what do you get me for Christmas? 220 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,537 No, don't tell me. I wanna be surprised. 221 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,912 No, wait, tell me. 222 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,499 It better be a Pear Pod, the good one. 223 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,791 - I thought you didn't want a-- 224 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,293 - Maybe you should give it to me right now. 225 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:53,338 No, don't. Wait, yeah, do it now! 226 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,631 - Okay. 227 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,891 - A picture frame? - Yeah. It's digital. 228 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,851 I filled it all up with pictures of us. 229 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,479 - I see you every day. Why do I need pictures? 230 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,190 Ugh! - [groans] 231 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,529 - Okay, I don't get it. 232 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:21,866 Why is Freddie dating icky Rona Berger? - It all goes back to Spencer being born normal. 233 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,118 It's made your whole life different. 234 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,120 - But Freddie's always been in love with me. 235 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,249 - He gave up 'cause you have a boyfriend. 236 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,875 - I don't have a boyfriend. 237 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,921 I mean, I want one really bad, but I don't have one. 238 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:38,717 - Hey, Carly. Your boyfriend's looking for you. 239 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,636 - What boyfriend? - Carly. 240 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,766 - Nevel?! 241 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:53,106 - ♪ 242 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,773 - [screams] 243 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:03,116 - ♪ 244 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,159 - Mitch! 245 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,956 Oh. What happened to our studio? 246 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,919 Mitch? Mitch?! 247 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,796 - Wow, you say Mitch a lot. 248 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,258 - Nevel Papperman is my boyfriend? 249 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,261 - Yeah. - Gross! 250 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:27,932 - Love is a crazy thing. - Hey, I'm not done with you. 251 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:33,229 - Oy! Now what? 252 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,982 - I wanna know why everything in my life is different. 253 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,692 - You wished for Spencer to be born normal. 254 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,402 - Yeah, I know that. 255 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,781 - You were who you were because Spencer was who he was. 256 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,865 You changed him, and that changed your life. 257 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,452 - Well, change it back. - Can't do that. 258 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,078 Haven't got my wings yet. 259 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,623 - Okay. What is this about wings? What wings? 260 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,207 - For an angel to get his wings, 261 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,833 he must grant someone a wish that causes 262 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,420 unintended consequences, thereby teaching someone 263 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,547 a valuable lesson. 264 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,549 - What? - I don't make the rules. 265 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,680 - Where's Sam? 266 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,226 Why wasn't Sam in school today? 267 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,814 Mitch. 268 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,650 - I think you better forget about Sam. 269 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:22,111 - Why? Why?! 270 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,071 - She barely knows you. - That's a lie. 271 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,366 - Spencer thought she was a bad kid. 272 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,535 He never let you hang with her when you were little, 273 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,244 so you and Sam never became friends. 274 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,747 - You're insane. Sam's my best friend. 275 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,708 We do "iCarly" together every week. 276 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,502 - There is no "iCarly." - Where's Sam? 277 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:44,634 - ♪ 278 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,177 - This is the place, 279 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,347 the Seattle Juvenile Detention Center. 280 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,393 - Sam's here? In juvie? 281 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,186 How come-- 282 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,859 - SAM: What do you mean I got a visitor? Nobody visits me. 283 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,652 - Oh, can it, Puckett, and sit down! 284 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,994 - Carly Shay? - Hi. 285 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,455 - What do you want? 286 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,165 - It's my fault you're in here. 287 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,626 - You're the one who called the cops? 288 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,420 Dude, I swear when I get out of here-- 289 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,838 - No. You're in here 'cause I wished 290 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,590 for Spencer to be normal. 291 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,551 - Who's Spencer? - My brother. 292 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,678 He made a magnetic tree that-- - Dude, I barely know you. 293 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,388 - You know me a lot. 294 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,891 We were best friends 'til I made that stupid wish. 295 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,183 - We were never friends. 296 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,685 Just 'cause we used to go to the same school, 297 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,895 that doesn't make you-- - Okay. 298 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,396 If we're not best friends, 299 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,022 then, how would I know that you've slept 300 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,649 with two different colored socks on your feet 301 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,234 since you were little 'cause think it's good luck? 302 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,611 And how would I know that you're right-handed, 303 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,404 but you punch harder with your left? 304 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,988 And how would I know that your mom's foot 305 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,365 has a tattoo on it? 306 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:53,119 - A tattoo of what? - A foot. 307 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,706 - How do you know my mom has a tattoo of a foot on her foot? 308 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,124 How do you know all that stuff? 309 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,586 - I told you, we're best friends. 310 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,087 - What's my favorite color? - Brown. 311 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,589 - Why? - It's the color of gravy. 312 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,551 - What's my favorite junk food? - Fat cakes. 313 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,219 - What's my favorite book? 314 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,596 - "Boogie Bear III: The Return of Boogie Bear." 315 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,931 - What do I hate most? - People. 316 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,432 - What do I wanna be when I grow up? 317 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,184 - An invisible ninja. 318 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,561 - Wow. 319 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:26,486 - ♪ 320 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,782 - A Pear Pod! It's about time. 321 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,575 - [doorbell rings] 322 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,830 - ♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪ 323 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,999 ♪ La-di-dah-di-li-dah ♪ 324 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,169 - Hello, Nevel. - Good evening, Mrs. Benson. 325 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,129 - Nevel, welcome. Carly isn't with you? 326 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,173 - No, I thought she was here. 327 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,134 [gasps] Oh, my-- 328 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,010 Is this ring for what I think it is? 329 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,346 - Indeed, it is. 330 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,222 - Well, congratulations to you both. 331 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,600 - Thank you. We were waiting until Carly got here to make 332 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,769 the official announcement. 333 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,856 But I guess the cat's out of the bag. 334 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,067 - What cat? 335 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,945 - Spencer and I are getting married. 336 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,198 - Aah. - Wow. 337 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,241 - Isn't it grand? - So grand. 338 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,078 - Okay, that's it! 339 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,580 - Car--aah, my arm. 340 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,919 - Make some spaghetti tacos. - What? 341 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:28,715 We're having steamed halibut for dinner. 342 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,133 - You hate steamed halibut 'cause it's boring. 343 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,969 You like to make spaghetti tacos 344 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,346 and when you make 'em, you sing a little song. 345 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,932 - Carly, I only sing songs in church. 346 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:38,850 - [screams] 347 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,020 - What's wrong with your sister? 348 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,980 - I'm not just his sister, I'm your friend. 349 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,148 - SPENCER: Carly, I think you better calm down. 350 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,862 - I don't wanna calm down! - She's crazy. - I heard that, Rona! 351 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:54,240 - Can I get you some ibuprofen? - No! 352 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,242 I just want you back. 353 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,578 I want you the way you're supposed to be. 354 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,204 I want you to make crazy sculptures 355 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,623 and to accidentally set stuff on fire 356 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,792 and to wear socks that light up. 357 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,880 And I want you to be single and lonely again. 358 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,549 And I want you to leave the country. 359 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,260 And nobody even likes you. 360 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,096 And I want Sam back. 361 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,639 And I want you to be my friend 362 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,474 and say "In five, four, three, two," 363 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,185 but not the one, which I never understood but I liked it. 364 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,646 And I just want my life back! 365 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,399 [crying] 366 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,612 - Well, bah, humbug. 367 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,076 - Mitch! 368 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:43,289 Mitch, where are you? Mitch. 369 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,335 I want my life back! 370 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,422 I don't want Spencer to be normal. 371 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,300 I want him to be all abnormal again. 372 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,971 Please. Mitch! 373 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,140 I want you to take everything back to the way it was-- 374 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:05,227 Spencer, Sam, Freddie, everything! 375 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,647 Mitch! 376 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:24,831 - ♪ 377 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,417 - Oh, there you are. 378 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,961 Hey, did you check out that video I sent 379 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,672 of the guy who can fit a whole grapefruit-- 380 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:36,550 Hey. Hey, are you crying? 381 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,679 - Just leave me alone. - Um, okay. 382 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,722 But for the next "iCarly," we gotta figure out 383 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,141 which video is going up in the first cycle. 384 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,768 - "iCarly"? 385 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,937 Did you just say for the next "iCarly"? 386 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,981 - Yeah. Why are you-- 387 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:53,693 - ♪ 388 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,530 - It's back. Our studio's back. 389 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,616 Hello, old car! Hello, beanbags! 390 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,995 Hello, hammer that almost killed me! 391 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:07,665 It's all back. - Oh. 392 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,004 - Whoa, daddy, what is going on here? 393 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,255 - Sam! 394 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,593 You're out of juvie! - Juvie? 395 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:23,221 What are you talking about? - Spencer! 396 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,479 Spencer. 397 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,985 Spencer! - Hey, what's up, kid? Oh. 398 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,863 Hey, what's up with all the squeezin' and squishin'? 399 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,701 - I missed you. And our house is back. 400 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,536 - Okay. I have no idea what you're-- 401 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,580 - FREDDIE: Hey, Spencer, do you want us to help you 402 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,915 to take that tree down to the garbage? 403 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,583 - Yeah. Just help me stuff it into-- 404 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:54,587 - No. No one touches this tree. 405 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,964 - I thought you hated it. - I do not. 406 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,966 It's my favorite tree ever. 407 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,719 Come on, let's put it back over there where it belongs. 408 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,930 - Okay. 409 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,389 Let's go. - All right. 410 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,891 - Here we go. - FREDDIE: Right in the middle. 411 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,350 All right? Okay. - Watch your hands. Go. 412 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,561 - Go, go, go. - Slow. Slow. 413 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,730 - Got it. - Right there. 414 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,398 And to the right, to the right. 415 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,775 - A little more. - Keep going. 416 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,360 - Okay. All right. - Right there. 417 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,906 - See, that's not bad at all, it just needs a little love. 418 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,408 - Yeah. 419 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,371 You guys help me slam some decorations on it real quick. 420 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,207 - Yeah. Sure. - Oh, I like this. 421 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,626 - Oh, wow - Get in there. 422 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,502 - This it's a purple banana. I love bananas. 423 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,674 Right there. It complements the tree nicely. 424 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,176 - Nice. 425 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,844 - I like it right here, sort of near the top. 426 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,471 - Right there. - Oh, that's nice. 427 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:46,806 All right, that looks a little better. 428 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,141 - Okay, help me put the garland on. 429 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,683 - Oh yeah, yeah. All right. 430 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,560 - Oh, these are so good. - FREDDIE: All right. 431 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:54,521 - SPENCER: Here, put this all along. 432 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,607 - FREDDIE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Good. 433 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,907 - Thanks, Mitch. - Thank you. 434 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,159 - Why thank me? 435 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,619 - 'Cause if it wasn't for you, 436 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,247 I would have never gotten my wings. 437 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:17,837 Oh. Oh. - Chicken wings? 438 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:21,924 - Merry Christmas, Carly. - Merry Christmas, Mitch. 439 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,386 - FREDDIE: We gotta make it look good. - SAM: Okay. 440 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:31,433 - Wow. 441 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,520 - Looks nice, huh? - Yep. 442 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:45,572 Spencer, you're not normal but you did build a nice tree. 443 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:50,368 - [humming "Hark the Herald Angels Sing"] 444 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,385 [humming continues] 445 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,392 - [humming continues] 446 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,708 - [ding] - MAN: Mmm! 447 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,377 - [burble]