1 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:13,931 - ♪ - [hammer banging] 2 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:18,853 - And that proves that the hammer is the wrong tool 3 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:21,104 to fix a desk lamp. 4 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,941 - Looks like Freddie's gonna be doin' his homework in the dark. 5 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,902 Okay, next on "iCarly"-- 6 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,946 - We're introducing a new segment which we call... 7 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,202 - Tonight's episode... 8 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:39,581 - [applause] 9 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,001 - Since the dawn of time, kids have wanted things. 10 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,293 - And parents have said no. 11 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,128 - Until one brave, little cave girl 12 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,046 changed the world forever. 13 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:49,842 - Archeologists recently dug up this-- [blows] 14 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:51,468 prehistoric DVD. 15 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,971 - It shows the cave girl's courageous story. 16 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,764 - Play it. - No problem. 17 00:00:55,806 --> 00:01:00,853 - ♪ 18 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,438 - Oonga? 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,900 Oonga-doonga? 20 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,943 - Oh, bwagga. 21 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,029 Bwagga-oonga? 22 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:12,990 Eh. 23 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:16,035 - Mom, Dad, can I have a dinosaur? 24 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:18,203 - No, I'm sorry, baby. 25 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,580 - I'm afraid you can't have a dinosaur. 26 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,665 - [screams] 27 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,334 Dinosaur! Dinosaur! Dinosaur! 28 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,713 - Honey, please stop! - That's really inappropriate. 29 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,131 - Dinosaur! Dinosaur! [screams] 30 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,259 Dinosaur! Dinosaur! - All right! 31 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,637 - You can have a dinosaur! 32 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:36,764 - Oonga. 33 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,098 - ♪ 34 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,268 - And thus-- - --the tantrum was born. 35 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,478 - [applause] 36 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,981 - Okay, as you know, we've been running a contest to find 37 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,106 the "iCarly" viewers who look the most 38 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,901 like me, Sam, and Freddie. 39 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,194 - And tonight, we're gonna show you our top three picks 40 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,030 for the best look-alikes here in Seattle. 41 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:54,698 - So, I'm gonna stand by this monitor. 42 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,743 - And Freddie will show us a local girl who looks 43 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,118 a lot like Carly. 44 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,039 - Here comes the Carly look-alike. 45 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:05,709 - [applause] 46 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,920 - Not a bad match. 47 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,504 - Okay, now you come stand here. 48 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,381 - Okey-doke. 49 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,550 - Freddie, let's see the girl who looks the most like Sam. 50 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,385 - Here she comes. 51 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:19,056 - [applause] 52 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,139 - Pretty close. 53 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,558 - Yeah, she's good lookin'. 54 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,604 - Okay, Freddie, it's your turn. Get over here. 55 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,525 - And now, the Freddie look-alike. 56 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,988 - [applause] 57 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:36,197 - Hey, that guy does look a lot like Freddie. 58 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,908 - Oh, wait, I got the wrong pic. 59 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,077 Here. 60 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:43,122 There, now. That dude looks like Freddie. 61 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,206 - Get him off the monitor. 62 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,167 - Okay, sorry. 63 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,795 Ooh, here's an exact match. 64 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,463 - [toilet flushes] 65 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,424 - Look, they're like twins. - All right, that's it. 66 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,719 Would it kill you to just show me a little bit of respect? 67 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:02,099 - [indistinct yelling] 68 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,101 - You know what? Honestly, you're gonna tell me-- 69 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:09,606 - [indistinct yelling] 70 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,442 - Stop! [screams] 71 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:17,280 - All right! - We'll stop arguing. 72 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:20,117 - Oonga. 73 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:24,121 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two-- 74 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,081 - ♪ 75 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,291 ♪ I know you see ♪ 76 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,003 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 77 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:35,132 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 78 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,509 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 79 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,137 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 80 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:45,017 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 81 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:48,520 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 82 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,522 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 83 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:54,275 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 84 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,319 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 85 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,280 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 86 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,034 ♪ And a time to see the brighter side ♪ 87 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:05,162 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 88 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:08,247 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give your best ♪ 89 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,375 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 90 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,794 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 91 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,089 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 92 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,050 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 93 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,343 ♪♪♪ 94 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:30,729 - ♪ 95 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,732 - Hey, guys. Great "iCarly" tonight. 96 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,609 - Thanks. - Muy gracioso. 97 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,403 I'm gonna check our feedback. - Good idea. 98 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,740 I'm gonna check the fridge. 99 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,408 - What's this for? New sculpture? 100 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,620 - Yes. And don't ask what it is 'cause it's a surprise. 101 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:49,164 What is wrong with my purple paint? 102 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,332 - No way. - What? 103 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:55,045 - I was just checking our feedback, and look who wrote us. Kevin Colt. 104 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,381 - You mean the Kevin Colt who I've never heard of? 105 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,716 - Uh, you've heard of his dad. 106 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,718 - Who's his dad? - Jackson Colt. 107 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,346 - Get out. Don't you lie to Mama. 108 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,141 - Who's Jackson Colt? 109 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,725 - BOTH: What? 110 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:12,312 - And why the simultaneous "What"? 111 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,773 - Jackson Colt's like one of the top ten fighters in the MMA. 112 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,650 - Oh, yeah, I've heard of that guy. 113 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,485 What did his son say? 114 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,319 - Uh, that his dad is fighting in Seattle this weekend-- 115 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,072 - Move. - Whoa. Oh. 116 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,286 - Whoa, Kevin says he's a big fan of ours 117 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:29,163 and wants to come meet us. 118 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,165 - Cool. Hey, we should ask him if we can interview his dad 119 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,207 for "iCarly." 120 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,583 - Oh, that's brilliant. 121 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,920 - [groans] 122 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,630 - Hey, Freddie, bring me that screwdriver, would you? 123 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,465 I think the nozzle on this paint can is jammed. 124 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,259 - Sure. 125 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:43,718 - Thanks. 126 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,179 - That can is pressurized. Be careful. 127 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,972 - Yuh-huhhh. 128 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,811 - I have to meet Jackson Colt. 129 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,313 He's got this one move called the shoulder crunch, 130 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,064 and I need to learn how to do it! 131 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,356 - Yeah, I bet he can teach you all kinds of new ways 132 00:05:57,398 --> 00:06:00,819 to hurt people. - I know! 133 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,238 - Man, if we get to interview Jackson Colt on "iCarly," 134 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,282 it'll be the coolest thing we-- - SPENCER: Ah! 135 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:12,331 Could someone bring me a tissue? 136 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:17,961 - ♪ 137 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:21,173 - Hey, Freddie, hold this. 138 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:24,634 - Uh... - I took it out of Carter Ford's locker. 139 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,011 - Why did you steal Carter's basketball? 140 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,223 - 'Cause I think he's cute. 141 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,350 - Well, you're gonna think this e-mail is a lot cuter. 142 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,101 - What? 143 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:37,231 "Grow hair anytime, anywhere?" 144 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,107 - Ugh. Oh, there. 145 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,487 - Kevin got us tickets to the MMA fight! 146 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:48,283 - FREDDIE: Yeah. - And we get to hang out with him and his dad backstage! We're gonna meet Jackson Colt! 147 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,451 - And Kevin said we get to interview him for "iCarly." 148 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,246 - Ah, this is perfect! 149 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,249 We do a little interview, we eat some nachos, 150 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:59,294 we watch huge dudes punch each other in the face. 151 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,755 - Excuse me. Who's punching who in the face? 152 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,798 - Mom, what are you doing here? 153 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,302 - You forgot your ointment. - Mom! 154 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,679 It stopped itching. 155 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,430 - Itches can come back. 156 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:14,726 - Please let his itch come back. 157 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,061 - Who's fighting? 158 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:19,814 - Look, it's no big deal. 159 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,400 We're gonna do "iCarly" from an MMA fight. 160 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,319 - Mixed martial arts? Oh, no. 161 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,948 My Freddie's not going anywhere near one of those brutal fights. 162 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:31,534 - Ugh, why you always gotta irritate everybody? 163 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,912 - Come on, Mom. They can't do the show without me. 164 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,663 - You've never even seen an MMA fight. 165 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,958 - I don't have to. I know that exposure 166 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,794 to violence is very bad for a teenage boy's development. 167 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,170 - Says who? 168 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:45,340 - I read it on aggressiveparenting.com! 169 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,675 - Why'd you take my ball? - What? 170 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,262 Oh, no, I didn't--ow. 171 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,972 - That's for stealin' my ball. 172 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,057 - Excuse me. I happen to be his mother. 173 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,602 Ah! 174 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,813 - And that's for giving birth to him. 175 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,148 - FREDDIE AND MOM: Ow! 176 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:07,070 - ♪ 177 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,530 - Hey, Spencer. - Hey, kiddo. 178 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,657 Oh, Sam and Freddie are here. 179 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,118 - When aren't they here? 180 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,370 - Good point. - So true. 181 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,497 - Oh, I brought you a present from the Groovy Smoothie. 182 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,665 - Please be a smoothie. 183 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,959 - It's a smoothie. - Yay! 184 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,169 Awesome. Thanks. 185 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,175 - Okay, what is this sculpture? 186 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:32,511 - It's a gigantic version of Newton balls. 187 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,722 - Newton balls? 188 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,057 - Here, watch. 189 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:41,313 Look at that, huh? 190 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,773 Sir Isaac Newton theorized the behavior of a pendulum 191 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,693 follows from the conservation of momentum and kinetic energy 192 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,945 only in the case of two pendulums. 193 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,448 But, in a case where you have-- where did you go? 194 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,409 - We got bored. 195 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,995 You guys, we have to do "iCarly" from that MMA fight. 196 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,788 - My mom won't let me go. 197 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:02,750 - Yeah, no offense, Freddie, but your mom is horrible. 198 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,920 - How could I be offended by that? 199 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,256 - Can we just try to figure something out? 200 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,217 - What if Freddie's mom had a little... 201 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:14,513 accident? - What? 202 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,264 - My uncle Carmine? 203 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,350 - We're not paying your uncle Carmine 204 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,102 to hurt Freddie's mom. 205 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:25,148 - Well, he's not gonna do it for free! 206 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,651 - Hey, why don't we get Spencer to talk to her? 207 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:33,656 - [slurping] 208 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,075 - Hey, can you do us a favor? 209 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,493 - Sure, whatcha need? 210 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,869 - We wanna do an interview for "iCarly" backstage 211 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,496 at a mixed martial arts fight. 212 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:42,457 - And Freddie's freakish mother won't let him go. 213 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:47,379 - What do you say about her when I'm not in the room? 214 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,587 - Will you just talk to Mrs. Benson 215 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,048 and try to change her mind? 216 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,133 - I don't know if that's such a good idea. 217 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,843 - Come on. The worst she can do is say no. 218 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:57,347 - Right, but--okay, you're not gonna love hearing this, 219 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:00,225 but I kind of agree with her. 220 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,185 - Huh? 221 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,187 - I don't want you going to that fight either. 222 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,320 - [laughs] You're kidding, right? 223 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,905 - No, I'm serious. 224 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,407 - Spencer! 225 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,078 - Look. I've seen those MMA fights. 226 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,496 They can get really rough. 227 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,248 I don't think it's a place for kids. 228 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,500 - Okay, when did you suddenly turn uncool? 229 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,628 - Uh, when did you turn into a little baby who yells at me 230 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,338 the first time she doesn't get what she wants? 231 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,591 - Right when you stopped giving me what I want! 232 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,178 - Uh, we're gonna-- - --go. 233 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,222 - No, it's fine. We're just having a discussion. 234 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,808 And I'm going to that fight! - No, you're not. 235 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,269 Look, I'm sorry you're upset, but I'm in charge here. 236 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,687 You're the kid, and I'm the adult. 237 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,233 You give me that back right now! - No, I bought it! 238 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,859 - You gave it to me as a present! 239 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,236 - Let me go to that MMA fight! 240 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,653 - You're not going to that fight! 241 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,738 - You're not getting this smoothie back! 242 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,115 - Don't be such a big baby! 243 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,658 - I can't believe you're trying to ruin this for me! 244 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,951 - It's my job to keep you safe! 245 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,286 - You don't deserve this smoothie! 246 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,663 - Give me that smoothie back right now! 247 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:06,707 Don't touch my Newton balls! 248 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,127 Ah! 249 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:16,884 - ♪ 250 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,595 - I don't know if we should do this. 251 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,472 Should we do this? I don't know if we should do this. 252 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,140 - We should, and we are. 253 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,601 - Well, what if it doesn't work? - It's gonna work. 254 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,395 What's Kevin sayin'? - He and his dad just got there. 255 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,230 The fights don't start for another hour and a half. 256 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,983 - Awesome. Tonight is gonna be insane. 257 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,443 - You know I've never snuck out before. 258 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,655 Not once in my whole life. - I have...once. 259 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,366 - Really? - What happened? 260 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,495 - I walked out the front door of the building, saw a hobo, 261 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,873 ran back inside. 262 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:50,418 - You are one crazy motorboat, kid. 263 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,045 - Are you guys sure we should do this? 264 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,630 - Yes, our plan is fool-proof. 265 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,423 - Unless it doesn't work. - It's gonna work. 266 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:59,010 - How can you be so sure? Like, what if-- - GIRL: We're ready! 267 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:09,103 - ♪ 268 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,522 - This is totally gonna work. 269 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,192 - ♪ 270 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:24,994 - ♪ 271 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,829 - Wow. 272 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,415 This is kind of amazing. 273 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:32,168 - Yeah. Not exactly clones, but close. 274 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,462 - Uh-huh. I'd say we are a pretty good match. 275 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,381 - Totally. 276 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:40,343 - Hey, when did Freddie start looking so hot? 277 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:44,472 - Okay. This chick is nothing like me. 278 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,516 - Oh, come on. You guys could be sisters. 279 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,269 - You ever been arrested? - No. 280 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,853 - We cannot be related. 281 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,690 - [phone beeps] - Hey, we should leave soon. 282 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,484 - Yeah. Okay. This is the plan. 283 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,445 We're gonna sneak out of here and go to the MMA fight. 284 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,406 - Eww. Fighting's so icky. 285 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,492 - Oy, how can we look alike? 286 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,785 - Wait. I thought you guys invited us here 287 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,162 to be on "iCarly"? 288 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,997 - Yeah. I mean, that's what Sam said in her e-mail. 289 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,542 - Uh-huh. 290 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:16,630 - Sam! - Why'd you tell them that? 291 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,172 - 'Cause I thought they might not come 292 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,133 if I told them they were just gonna be locked in a room 293 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,635 all night with nothing to do. 294 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,136 You can't blame me. - Lock me in a room-- 295 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,971 - Wait a second! Hold on, hold on, hold on! 296 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,847 - All right. We just need you guys to stay here 297 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,558 for the night and pretend to be us. 298 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,018 - Just in case my mom or Carly's brother comes up here. 299 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,312 - And what's in it for us? 300 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,440 - Uh...20 bucks apiece? - Fifty. 301 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,610 - Sure. Now she's like me. 302 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,779 - Fine, 50 each. 303 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,572 - Okay. And what are we supposed to do? 304 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,616 - Just stay up here with the door locked. 305 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,409 - Freddie's gonna fix the elevator 306 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,453 when we get downstairs so it won't open on this floor. 307 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,414 - Now, if my brother, Spencer, comes up, here's what you do. 308 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,332 Freddie? 309 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,916 - This way, please. 310 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,296 Okay. We have recorded 200 probable responses 311 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,256 to anything Spencer might say. 312 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,800 So you just scroll up and down this list 313 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,384 and click on any of these phrases. 314 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,512 - Just show 'em. 315 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,096 - All right. 316 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,473 Pretend you're Spencer and ask me a question. 317 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,309 - Uh, you guys wanna order a pizza? 318 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,479 - Okay. Um... 319 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,189 - CARLY: No, thanks. We're good. 320 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,649 - Nice. - Cool. 321 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,317 - All right. Now, give me a harder one. 322 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,068 - "Hey, Freddie, it's me, Spencer. 323 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,445 Can I borrow your ointment?" 324 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,283 - FREDDIE: Sorry, this isn't a good time, 325 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,702 but thanks for asking. 326 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,870 See? Oh, and here's a Sam response that works 327 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,122 for almost any question. 328 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,545 - SAM: I don't know. Just bring me a bucket of fried chicken. 329 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,797 - Okay. We gotta leave. 330 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,716 We're really counting on you guys. 331 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,217 - No worries. - No problem. 332 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,969 - ♪ 333 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,471 - Hey, what's this one? 334 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:52,141 - FREDDIE: Test, one, two, check, check. 335 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,518 I love you, Carly. 336 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:58,231 Love you. Love-- - [laughing] 337 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,400 - I was checking the mic! 338 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,401 Come on. 339 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,485 - Wait. No, I-- - Don't touch it. 340 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,862 Don't touch it. 341 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,363 - FREDDIE: I love you, Carly. 342 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,449 Love you. Love-- 343 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:20,503 - ♪ 344 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,511 - Whoa, this place is intense. 345 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,097 - Yeah. These guys are like superhuman. 346 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,016 You realize that most of 'em 347 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,895 could kill Freddie with one punch? 348 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,563 - Are you still seeing that teen therapist every week 349 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,898 to discuss your issues? 350 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,442 - Yeah, why? - It's not working. 351 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,360 - Just 'cause these fighters are all big and tough 352 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,572 doesn't mean they're not regular people. 353 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:51,367 Hi, where'd you get the sushi? - This ain't sushi. 354 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,660 - Hi. I'm Dr. Doty. 355 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,746 - Hey, can you sew my ear back on? 356 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,334 - Sure. 357 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,337 - [indistinct chatter] 358 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,840 - Hey, Jackson Colt! [laughs] 359 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,884 - Hey, "iCarly." - Hi. 360 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,427 - What's up? - You're Kevin? 361 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,678 - That's me. 362 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,888 - Thanks so much for letting us come. 363 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,347 - Yeah. - This is awesome. 364 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,724 - Thanks. I'm a huge fan of "iCarly." 365 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,142 So is my dad. - Really? 366 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,560 - Seriously? - No way. 367 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,396 - Oh, yeah. Random dancing. [laughs] 368 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,564 You girls kill me. 369 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,524 - Wow, that is so nice. 370 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,319 He's so nice. 371 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:30,114 - Um, I'm sorry, Mr. Colt, but they were out of the meatloaf, 372 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,326 so I got you the fish. 373 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,787 - [groans] - Ahh! 374 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,246 - [crash] 375 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,253 - So, you ready to do the interview? 376 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,505 - Oh, yeah. - Ah! 377 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,423 - [growling] 378 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,049 - I love this guy. 379 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:53,262 - ♪ 380 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,056 - [laughing] 381 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,604 - [on TV] I want everyone to-- 382 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,731 - [knocking at door] - Carly! 383 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,442 Carly! - [knocking at door] 384 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,779 - Sam! Freddie! - Come on, you guys. 385 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,865 - Come on. I know you guys are mad I wouldn't let you 386 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,450 go to the fight, but you don't have to lock the door. 387 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,243 - Quick, click on a response. 388 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,328 - I'm looking for the right one. 389 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,705 - Hurry! 390 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,206 - Guys, I'm sorry you couldn't go to the fight. 391 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:25,378 But come on, I made some cubed fruit. 392 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,589 - CARLY: Sorry, what did you say? 393 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:33,051 - I said I made some cubed fruit! 394 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,221 - Uh... 395 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:39,183 - CARLY: No, thanks. We don't want any cubed fruit. 396 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,267 - All right. 397 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,104 Well, I got some kung fu movies. 398 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,983 You guys wanna watch them with me? Aah! 399 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,570 - CARLY: I'll call granddad back later. 400 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:54,741 - Okay! I didn't know granddad called! 401 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,076 Do you guys wanna watch the movies with me? 402 00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,538 - CARLY: [laughs] You're so funny. 403 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,373 - Thanks. 404 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,293 It wasn't a joke really. It's more of a straightforward question. 405 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:10,965 If you guys are still mad, I, you know-- - FREDDIE: Just leave the package out there. 406 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,299 - Package? What pack-- 407 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,636 Are you guys messing with me? 408 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,305 - FREDDIE: Okay. See you. - CARLY: Bye. 409 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,892 - SAM: I don't know. Just bring me a bucket of fried chicken. 410 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:26,856 - ♪ 411 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,151 - Alright. If you guys are mad at me, 412 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,653 you could tell me to my face instead of-- 413 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,988 Holy similar! 414 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,115 - ♪ 415 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,952 - Okay. Who--what are--wait. 416 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,830 - ♪ 417 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,088 - Okay. And...23 inches. 418 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:52,381 Sam? - Twenty-one inches. 419 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,592 - Okay, "iCarly" fans, that proves it. 420 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,096 Jackson Colt's bicep is bigger than Sam's head. 421 00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:02,934 - Oh, yeah. - [cheering] 422 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,352 - Hey! - [laughs] 423 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,774 - BOTH: Uh-oh. 424 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,651 - Yeah, uh-oh. Are you crazy? 425 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,113 - I told them we should stay home tonight. 426 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,697 - Sam. 427 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,616 - Hey, we're doing an interview for "iCarly." 428 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,742 - No, the interview is over. 429 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,077 Freddie, turn off the camera. 430 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,620 - But we're live. - Spencer-- 431 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,789 - You just be quiet. - Hey! 432 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,540 Don't talk to the little girl that way. 433 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,793 - I happened to be her-- - I don't care who you are! 434 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,086 - Whoa. 435 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,839 Whoa. Look at your hand. 436 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,341 That is the beefiest hand I've ever seen. 437 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,135 Look at it. It's like a baseball mitt. 438 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,678 - CARLY: Spencer. 439 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,263 - Oh, now you're making fun of my hand. 440 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,557 - All right. Don't try to intimidate me. 441 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,893 I am a citizen of Seattle, and I'm taking these kids 442 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,395 home right now because I told them--oh, God, I'm afraid. 443 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,355 - Wait, don't-- - [screams] 444 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,150 - [crash] 445 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,696 - ♪ 446 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,162 - We'll be right back. 447 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:04,996 - [clicks tongue] 448 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:09,876 - ♪ 449 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:16,132 - Okay. Just bring him right in here. 450 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,967 - Where do you want him? 451 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,053 - Just put him on that couch. 452 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,804 - Sure beans. 453 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,018 - Spencer! - Okay. 454 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,521 Uh...I'll get the legs. 455 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,023 - What has he been eating? 456 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,232 - Yeah. There we go. 457 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,944 - Right. Right. - SAM: Ugh! 458 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,823 Get his legs off me. 459 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,201 [groans] 460 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,619 - There. - Thanks. 461 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,163 - Yeah, and again, I'm really sorry. 462 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,622 I didn't know he's your brother. 463 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,874 - Hey, don't worry about it. 464 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,964 - Are you sure he's gonna be okay? 465 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,674 - Oh, yeah. 466 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,676 I didn't throw him hard enough to kill him or nothing. 467 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,388 - I know he'll appreciate that. 468 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,015 - Yeah. 469 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,350 - Hey, should we go finish the show? 470 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,019 You know, tell all the "iCarly" fans 471 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:13,147 that Spencer's okay? - Yeah, we probably should. 472 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,775 - Hey! - KIDS: [yelp] 473 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,276 - You guys going up to do "iCarly"? 474 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,611 - Yeah. - Why? 475 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,949 - I was just thinking. Maybe I-- 476 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,282 me and the biceps could-- 477 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,994 - ♪ 478 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:30,039 - And here it is one more time in slow motion. 479 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,253 - [in slow motion] Whoa! 480 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,009 - Yep, that was Carly's brother airborne. 481 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:47,347 - But no worries. The doctor said Spencer's gonna regain consciousness any minute. 482 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,016 - Okay. Before we go-- 483 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,392 - ♪ 484 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,646 - Uh-oh, looks like it's time for-- 485 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:58,358 - MALE VOICE: Random dancing! - BOTH: With Jackson Colt. 486 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,989 - [cheering] 487 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,449 - ♪ 488 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,993 - Ha, the bra. 489 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:11,497 - MALE VOICE: Oooh, it's Jackson Colt. 490 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,041 - And now, it's fake us. 491 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:19,337 - [cheering] 492 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,424 - ♪ 493 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,970 - MALE VOICE: [evil laughter] 494 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:29,182 - ♪ 495 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:32,310 - Oh, I mean it, Carly. 496 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,146 You're grounded for two--two weeks. 497 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:40,651 - ♪ 498 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,154 - Why is Jackson Colt dancing with a bra? 499 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,990 - ♪ 500 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:49,994 - Okay, ready? - Go. 501 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,662 - What do you do if your foot catches on fire? 502 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,080 - Go to iCarly.com. - Correct. 503 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,290 What if a bear swallows your little brother? 504 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,582 - Go to iCarly.com. - Yes. 505 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,959 What do you if you can't find your pants? 506 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,752 - Go to iCarly.com. - Good girl. 507 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,921 What do you do if a bear catches on fire, then swallows your pants? 508 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:04,342 - Go to iCarly.com. - Exactly. What do you if-- - Go to iCarly.com. 509 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,885 - How'd you know? - Had a feeling. 510 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,303 - Mm. Wanna get some chicken wings? 511 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:08,554 - Yep. 512 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:12,432 - AUDIENCE: [cheering] 513 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,894 - ♪ 514 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,937 - [timer dings] - MAN: Mm. 515 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,358 - [bubbles popping] - [splat]