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- Okay, next, Sam will add
two cups of chopped chicken.

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- Ah.
- Oh, yeah.

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- Yeah. There it goes.

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And finally, the noodles. Oh.

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- And then, you just stir until
it's all evenly mixed.

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- And that's how you make--
- BOTH:

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- In the toilet, yo.
- CARLY: Yeah.

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- SAM: Oh, yes.
And now, next on iCarly--

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- We're gonna do
something totally new.

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- There's a girl named Kathy
right outside in the hall.

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- She goes to our school
and we invited her to be
on the show tonight.

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- Now, Kathy thinks she's here
to play a new iCarly game--

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- But we're actually gonna pull
a mind-blowing

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practical joke on her.

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- SAM: Gibby, get out here
and get under the table.

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- CARLY: Yeah, Gibby. Woo.
- SAM: Hey. Yeah. Yeah.

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- [applause]

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- And now, please welcome
our friend...

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- [applause]

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- Thanks for being on the show.
- Sure. So, what am I gonna do?

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- You, ma'am, are gonna play
a new game called--

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- BOTH:

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- Okay, Kathy,
see this big bowl

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of raspberries here?

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- KATHY: Yep.

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- Your job is to sniff
those raspberries.

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- You must inhale deeply.

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- Then, you tell us three words

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to describe exactly
how they smell.

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- Got it?
- Oh, yeah, I guess.

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- Cool.
Ten seconds on the clock.

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And now--

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- BOTH:

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- Woo.
- [applause]

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- [screams]

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- CARLY: Sorry, Kathy.
- SAM: Oh, yeah.

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Okay, bye, Kathy.
- Yeah, thanks.

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You're awesome. Bye.

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- SAM: Run along, now.
Just keep scurrying.

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- CARLY: Thank you.
- SAM: There you go.

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Okay, that wraps it up
for this iCarly.

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- 'Til next time.
- Keep your feet on the ground.

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- And your soup in the toilet.
- Courage.

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- CARLY: Woo.
- And we're clear.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- BOTH: Woo.
- FREDDIE: Good show, guys.

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- Hey, how'd the show go?
- Awesome.

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- Rocked.

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- Good, now, who wants to go out
for dinner and break in

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my fancy new credit card?
- Why did you get a new one?

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- Because, you know,
how I haven't been sleeping well

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'cause of my stiff neck?
- Yeah.

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- Well, I tried to order
two new special pillows online,

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but the pillow company
declined my credit card,

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so I called my credit card
company to complain.

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- How long does this story
go on?

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- It gets better.

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Then I got in a phone fight
with the customer service lady,

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so I told her: "Nertz to you",
and then I canceled

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that credit card--
- It's not getting better.

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- --and then,
I ordered this new one

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so that I could buy the pillows,

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and look, my new card has
a hologram on it, see?

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Happy bunny, sad bunny,
happy bunny, sad bunny--

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- Okay. Let's go.

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- SPENCER: The bunny
has conflicting emotions.

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- FREDDIE: In five,
four, three, two--

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- CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪

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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪

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♪ And be so wonderful ♪

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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪

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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪

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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪

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♪ It's all for real ♪

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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪

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♪ So wake up, the members
of my nation ♪

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♪ It's your time to be ♪

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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪

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♪ And the time to see
the brighter side...♪

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♪...of every situation ♪

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♪ Some things are meant to be
so give it your best...♪

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♪...and leave the rest to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
- ♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪
♪ Just leave it all to me ♪

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- ♪

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- [knocking]
- Come in, Freddie.

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- Why?

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- I'm turning myself in circles

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without touching my feet
to the floor.

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- Again, why?
- 'Cause I was bored.

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Hey, how many people
watched iCarly last night?

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- I don't know. I'll check.

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- You know, I bet this is really
good for your butt muscles.

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Wait, do butts have muscles?

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Yeah, I think they do.

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- Okay, that's weird.
- What's weird?

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Oh. What's up?

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- FREDDIE: Well, I'm tryin'
to log in to our iCarly account,

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but it won't let me.

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Did you change our password?

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- No, it should still be
"Samlovesham".

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- Okay, wait.
Now it's not even--no way.

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- What?

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- We don't own
iCarly.com anymore.

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- What? Yes, we do.
- No, look.

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It says: "Unable to charge
renewal fee, account closed".

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- No, it automatically charges
Spencer's credit card every--

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Spencer canceled
that credit card.

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- Oh, man. We lost iCarly.com.

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- All right, all right,
just don't panic.

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Just buy it back.
- Okay.

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- Hurry.
- I am hurrying--

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Someone else already bought it.
- Who?

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- Somebody named Amanda Valdez.
- Amanda Valdez? Who's--

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- There's a photo profile.
- Well, click it.

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- I am. Here.

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- BOTH: [screams]

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- Mandy. It's Mandy.
Our insane, biggest fan.

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- Whoa, it is her.
- I know it's her.

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Why would I say it's her
if it wasn't her?

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Oh my God, it's her.
Mandy bought our URL.

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- Okay, calm down.

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At least it was bought
by someone we know.

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- Yeah, someone we know
who's a lunatic,

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who wears a duck mask.

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Remember the "quack-quack,
quack-quack, quack-quack?".

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- Hey, I stopped by the market
on my way home.

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- iCarly's been hijacked
by a psychotic she-duck.

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- Mexican sponges.

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- ♪

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- Hey, have you guys seen Carly,
Sam, and/or Freddie,

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the iCarly gang?

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No? They called me here
for a meeting.

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Yo, any of you have seen
Carly, Sam, and/or Freddie?

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No? Your loss.

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Excuse me, I'm looking--
aah! They're here, move.

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Hey, you guys.
- Ow.

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- Ow.

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- Ow.

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- Mandy. You got taller.
- And louder.

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- And stronger.
- I know. I blossomed.

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Let's sit.

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Have you guys missed me?
Oh, I got a special hat.

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Look it.

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With this remote control, I can
click through a slide show.

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These are screen grabs
from iCarly, see?

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Oh, and here's me and my mom,

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and here's me with my dad
before he left.

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- That is quite a hat.

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So, uh, Mandy--
- Yeah? What's up, Carls?

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- Well, we wanted to thank you
for buying iCarly.com

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when it expired.

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- Uh-huh.
You really saved us there.

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- I know, 'cause, like,
what if some freak bought it?

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- Right.
- Exactly.

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- So, if you'll just sign
this transfer document,

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we'll get the URL back

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and you won't have
to worry about it.

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- Oh, no way.

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- You won't sign iCarly.com
back over to us?

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- MANDY: Well, come on.
I mean, you guys almost lost it.

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We can't let that
happen again, right?

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- It won't happen again.

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- It was just a screw-up
with Spencer's credit card.

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- Whatever, I'll just hang on
to the URL, and I'll be like

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you guys' manager.

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- Manager?
- Cómo?

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- Oh, good news.

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I got a new and improved
duck mask.

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Quack-quack, quack-quack,

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quack-quack, quack-quack,
quack-quack.

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Quack-quack. Quack-quack.

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- Who's the duck?
- Our manager.

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- MANDY: Quack-quack.
- GIBBY: Man, she's weird.

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- MANDY: Quack-quack.
Hey T-bo, where's my smoothie?

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- MANDY: Quack-quack.

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- ♪

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- [doorbell ringing]
- SPENCER: Coming.

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Hey.
- Hi.

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You order some pillows
from pillow-my-head.com?

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- I did. Yes.
- Sign here.

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- Sure.
I am so psyched to get these.

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I read that their pillows
really support your head

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and neck while you sleep.

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- Yeah, that's pretty
interesting.

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- So, where are my pillows?
- My partner's bringing them up.

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- [bell ringing]
- That's probably him.

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- SPENCER: Whoa, wait,
I just ordered two pillows.

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- No, you ordered 200 pillows.
- Two-hundred?

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What person
orders 200 pillows?

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- You.

192
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:03,335
- No, I didn't.
- You signed for them.

193
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- Yeah, but that was before--

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No, no, no. No, no.

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You need to take 198
of these pillows back.

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- Hey. Watch it, man.

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- Oh.

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- Stop.

199
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- Help me, Lou.

200
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,489
- SPENCER: Please. Don't.

201
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,790
No, wait, no. No, no. No.

202
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No. Get help. Please.

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No.

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- ♪

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- FREDDIE: And now on iCarly,
we'd like to present to you

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another original play.
It's called:

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The Cowboy with A Mustache
and the Idiot Farm Girl

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00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,604
Who Thought the Mustache
Was a Squirrel.

209
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:12,904
- ♪

210
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,115
- Can I pet your squirrel?

211
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,826
- Uh, little lady,
this is no squirrel.

212
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,787
This here is a mustache.

213
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,998
- Does he like nuts?

214
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,833
- Nuts?
- Your squirrel.

215
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,378
Is he nutty for nuts?

216
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,591
- Dear, there's nary a squirrel
upon my face.

217
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:36,177
Once again, this is a mustache.
- What's his name?

218
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,887
- Whose name?
- Your squirrel's.

219
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:41,891
Is it a boy squirrel
or a girl squirrel?

220
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,352
- Well, now you surely
must be an idiot,

221
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for there is not,
nor has there ever been,

222
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a squirrel upon my lip.

223
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,025
- Is his name, like, George?

224
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,736
- My goodness, when I tell you--
- Hey, guys.

225
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,614
- Mandy, we're in the middle
of a show.

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- I know, but I don't get it.
- You don't get what?

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- You know, that's obviously
not a squirrel.

228
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,703
- Mandy--
- That's the joke.

229
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,957
- Um, you all remember Mandy.
- iCarly's biggest fan.

230
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,501
- Boo-yah.

231
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,921
- She bought our web address.
- So now she's our manager.

232
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,133
- Uh-oh, part of your real hair
is showing.

233
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,218
Here--
- What? No, Mandy, no.

234
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,886
- I'll go drop this
in the trash.

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00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,974
- Sam!
- I'm gonna kill her.

236
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,683
- Please join us
on the next iCarly.

237
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,478
- I'm gonna kill her.
- She's not gonna kill her.

238
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,728
Freddie, turn the camera off.

239
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,272
Bye.
- I'm gonna kill her.

240
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,731
- MANDY: Quack-quack.
- Freddie!

241
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,526
- We're clear.

242
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,654
- ♪

243
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:40,325
- One for you, one for you,
one for you.

244
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,784
- Listen, Mandy.

245
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,872
You have been so--
helpful to our show.

246
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:49,334
- CARLY: Yeah,
you're an awesome manager.

247
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,337
- Hey.
You guys want some bagels?

248
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,047
- No, thanks.
- Buck a piece.

249
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,382
- We don't want any bagels.

250
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,926
- I'll sell you
the whole stick--$5.

251
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,428
- Bye.

252
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:08,895
- Anyway, Mandy, we'd just feel
more comfortable if--

253
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,648
if you'd sign the iCarly.com URL
back over to us.

254
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,316
- I already gave it back.

255
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,570
- When?

256
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,363
- After Freddie e-mailed me
last night begging for it.

257
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,738
Does my tongue have a sore
on it?

258
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,368
- I didn't e-mail you
last night.

259
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,827
- Sure you did.

260
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,996
You're Freddieb123
@splashface.com, right?

261
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,498
- No.
- Oh.

262
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,291
Well, then who'd I sign
the website over to?

263
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:42,887
- NEVEL: I'm Carly. And I'm Sam.

264
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,893
Hello, former iCarly fans.
I'm Nevel Papperman.

265
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,105
Welcome to the new iCarly.com.

266
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,609
And now, Carly and Sam
are going to visit my underarms.

267
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,992
We can't breathe. Too bad.

268
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,079
[sinister laughing]

269
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,757
- ♪

270
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,306
- ♪

271
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,643
- Hey, what's up,
Carly and friends?

272
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,102
- Nothing.
- Everything.

273
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,480
- Oh. Well, that's not vague.

274
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,024
What's the problem?

275
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,735
- What is the problem?

276
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,533
- You got tricked
into giving iCarly.com to Nevel.

277
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,577
- Papperman?
- Yeah.

278
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,454
- SAM: And that little nub-munch
took our website down

279
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,331
and put up a puppet show
making fun of us.

280
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,582
- And he made
our puppet personas

281
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,501
sniff his pits.

282
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,419
- Man, why is that little jerk
always trying so hard

283
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,587
to mess with you guys?

284
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,713
- MANDY: Nice bird.
- Stop it.

285
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,424
- He's jealous.

286
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,967
- 'Cause iCarly
is just as popular as his

287
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,678
stupid Nevelocity site is.

288
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,929
- And he still hates me
'cause I refused to kiss him.

289
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,640
- Why don't you go
check out Nevel's site

290
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,351
and see if he's sayin' bad stuff
about us on there.

291
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:15,271
- Hey, I know how we can get the
iCarly.com URL back from Nevel.

292
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,023
- You do?
- How?

293
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,983
- MANDY: Okay, first,
we're gonna need three zebras.

294
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,363
- That's it. Come here.
- Okay. Where are we going?

295
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,365
On an adventure? Whoa.

296
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,077
- Here, blow up this garbage bag
'till it's full of air.

297
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,245
- Why?

298
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,246
- Wanna help us
get our site back or not?

299
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,247
- Of course.
- Then blow.

300
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,332
- On it.

301
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,506
- Okay, what is that?

302
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,759
- A super-cool
deep sea fishing rod.

303
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,927
I found it at the junkyard,
brought it home, lubed it up,

304
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,638
and it works great.

305
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,932
Yar, I've caught me
another pillow-fish.

306
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,519
- You've never fished before.
- 'Cause I never had a rod.

307
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,856
But now I do,
which gives my pillows purpose.

308
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,441
You know, I could reel in a fish
up to 300 pounds with this baby?

309
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,610
- I'm halfway there.

310
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,572
- This day is so weird.

311
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,991
- What's Nevel saying
on Nevelocity?

312
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,660
Nothing.

313
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,286
He's just promoting
another autograph-signing event

314
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,371
for his fans.

315
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,913
- He's so conceited.

316
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,709
- Where's he signing
autographs? When?

317
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,460
- FREDDIE: This weekend
at the Beverly Garvin Hotel.

318
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,919
- Why?

319
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,089
- What if we show up there
and trick Nevel

320
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,383
into signing iCarly.com
back over to us?

321
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,343
- How are we gonna trick Nevel?

322
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,512
- As soon as he saw us,
he'd know something was up.

323
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,347
- True.
- We could send Mandy.

324
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,685
- Or what about Spencer?
- Nah.

325
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,520
Nevel's seen Mandy and Spencer.

326
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,983
But Nevel hasn't seen
my great aunt Natalie.

327
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,069
- We don't have a great
aunt Natalie.

328
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,488
- What size dress do you wear?
- Ten, why?

329
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:56,372
- ♪

330
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,630
- Nevel Papperman.

331
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,716
- MAN: Thanks.
- That'll be $4.

332
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,514
- MAN: Here you go.

333
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,725
- Thank you for your support.

334
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:23,942
- Pardon me.
Are you Nevel Paper-man?

335
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,112
- It's Papperman.
- SPENCER: Oh, yes.

336
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,907
I do so enjoy your website.

337
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,993
But I never knew you were
such a handsome young boy.

338
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,957
- I blush.

339
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,793
- Well, hello.
You come here alone?

340
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:45,338
- Yes. Go away now.

341
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,927
Here, young man, if I could just
get your autograph, I'd be--

342
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,470
- Come on, baby.

343
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,182
Let's go get us
some chicken pot pie, huh.

344
00:16:56,223 --> 00:17:00,687
- No, I don't care for pot pie.
Run along.

345
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,815
Now, if you could just
sign your name right here,

346
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,442
you'd make me
such a happy old woman.

347
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,361
- NEVEL: Well, of course.

348
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,780
Now, who should I make it
out to?

349
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,031
Carly, Sam, or Freddie?

350
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,453
- I don't know those people.

351
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,079
- Really?

352
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,749
- SPENCER: Now, now,
no need to unfold things.

353
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,918
- Oh, be quiet, Spencer.

354
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,753
You were just trying
to get me to sign this

355
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,547
URL transfer document.

356
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,175
- No, no.
I'm just a busty old woman.

357
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,928
- Spencer.
- You're not too old for me.

358
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,139
- Beat it, buddy.
- Oh my god. Security.

359
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,393
- Now you listen to me, Nevel.

360
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,936
You better give
my little sister

361
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,146
her website back
or I swear I will--

362
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,565
- You'll what?

363
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,107
- You don't wanna know
what I'll do.

364
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,028
- That's the one.
That's a man-lady.

365
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,487
- No, no.

366
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,948
I'm just a--I'm a
simple old lady from...

367
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,913
- Get him. Get him.
- I hate you.

368
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,250
- ♪

369
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,088
- Well, tell us what happened.

370
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,927
- Nevel figured out it was you.

371
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,221
- And you got chased
by security guards.

372
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,018
- Okay, that's it.

373
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,896
- Where are you goin'?
- To get our website back.

374
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,856
- [knock on door]

375
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,612
- Look, why don't you just

376
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,907
put the wig back on,
and we can start all over.

377
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:42,830
- ♪

378
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,919
- Carly Shay.

379
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,921
I had a feeling
I'd hear from you.

380
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,131
- I want iCarly.com back.

381
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,342
- We all want things.
- I mean it.

382
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,511
- NEVEL: Carly, if you want
your precious website back,

383
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,221
all you need to do is ask.

384
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,307
- CARLY: Okay.
Can I have my website back?

385
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,683
- No.
- Nub.

386
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,021
- Don't be rude.
I'm just negotiating.

387
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,856
- What do you want?

388
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,358
- The same thing I wanted
the day we first met: a kiss.

389
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,570
A kiss is what I seek--
upon your lips--

390
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,864
no, not your cheek.

391
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,240
- Okay, first of all,
no one likes a rhymer.

392
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,494
- Very well.

393
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,537
If you refuse to kiss me,
I suppose I'll just have

394
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,748
to keep iCarly.com forever
and there--

395
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,792
- I'll do it.
- Whoa, what?

396
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,838
- I said I'll kiss you.
- You're trying to trick me.

397
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,048
I smell subterfuge.

398
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,300
- CARLY: No, Nevel,
I'm tired of playing games.

399
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,053
You want a kiss, fine,
I don't care.

400
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,847
I just want my website back.

401
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:45,685
- Oh, well, okay.

402
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,520
- Meet me in the alleyway
on the west side

403
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,605
of my apartment building.
Tonight. Eight o'clock.

404
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,232
- All right, but if you pull
any shenanigans--

405
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,234
- I won't.
- Then I'll see you at eight.

406
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,945
- I'll bring the URL
transfer document.

407
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,405
- And bring your sweet lips.

408
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,701
Get ready, Carly Shay,
for a real kiss,

409
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,995
from a real man.

410
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,204
Mother, run a bath!

411
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:15,213
- ♪

412
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,307
- NEVEL: Carly Shay.

413
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,894
You look lovely in low light.

414
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,314
- Um, thanks?
- It was a compliment.

415
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,816
- Whatever,
let's just get this over with.

416
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,442
- NEVEL: Nay nay.

417
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,361
You will have
a pleasant attitude

418
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,363
when you kiss me
or the deal's off.

419
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,615
- Okay.

420
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,034
But you sign this first.

421
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,494
- No. You kiss me first.

422
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,122
- If I kiss you, how do I know
you'll sign it afterwards?

423
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,959
- You don't trust me.
Smart girl.

424
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,920
Hand me the document.

425
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,426
- NEVEL: Here you are.
- Thanks.

426
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,929
- And before you try
to run away.

427
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,056
Raul? Alfonso?

428
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,187
- Friends of yours?

429
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,065
- More like insurance--
to make sure you don't try

430
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,273
to skip out on my kiss.

431
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:19,070
- You don't trust me? Smart boy.

432
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:23,281
- Yes. Now, first, this.

433
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,749
- No, first, this.

434
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,291
- Wait. What are you--

435
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,336
- Bye, Nevel.

436
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,298
Wheee!

437
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,263
- C'mon, Spencer. Reel faster.

438
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,389
- She's heavy!
- Quack-quack.

439
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,310
- SAM: Come on, come on.
- I'm not very comfortable.

440
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,398
- All right, she can't go.
- SAM: Hurry. Grab her.

441
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,025
- Come on.
- SAM: Hold her. Hold her.

442
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,235
- Here we go. Okay.

443
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,408
- FREDDIE: Well?
- Did you get it?

444
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,494
- Shoosh yeah, I got it.
- Yeah.

445
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,581
- Wait, wait, wait.
Thanks, Nevel!

446
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,792
- You'll pay for this,
Carly Shay.

447
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,544
I declare
that you will rue this day.

448
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,046
You'll rue it!

449
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,339
- Give me the guacamole.

450
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,218
- Oh, yeah.

451
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,099
- Rue this, Nevel!

452
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:33,269
- What, what is she-- oh no.

453
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,533
- So now, what should we do?

454
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,621
So we could go to the mall,
or if you guys are hungry

455
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,414
we could stop
by Inside Out Burger.

456
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,792
And oh, there's a new movie out
starring David Schwimmer.

457
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,376
He directed it, too.

458
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,129
It's a story about two men
who are opposites

459
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,755
but share the same dream--

460
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,053
Okay, I'll wait here
in the hallway.

461
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,387
- ♪

462
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,810
- Guess what's happening
at iCarly.com.

463
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,187
- Do you realize
what's happening at iCarly.com?

464
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,897
- Tell them.
- I don't know.

465
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,606
- Well, guess.
- Guess?

466
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,984
- Yeah, guess what happens
if you go at iCarly.com.

467
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,944
- Uhm, can I win free food
at iCarly.com?

468
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,529
- No.
- Can I get go a hot boyfriend

469
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,864
at iCarly.com?
- No.

470
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,866
- Can I eliminate my enemies
at iCarly.com?

471
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,743
- Yes. Wait, no.

472
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,912
But you can see
tons of funny cool stuff
that you can't see anywhere
else.

473
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,081
- But I can see this
funny cool stuff at iCarly.com?

474
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,083
- Yes, you can.
- I love sugar!
- Random!

475
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,292
- [ding]
- MAN: Mmm!

476
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:40,753
- [bubbling]