1 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,635 - ♪ 2 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,930 - Okay, 12 bottles of soda, diet and regular. 3 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,891 Five cans of nuts, assorted. 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,352 Chips, five bags, nine cylinders. 5 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,396 - Hey, sorry. - Where have you been? 6 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,148 - I got this new-- - Don't care. 7 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:28,445 Okay. I've already got drinks, nuts, chips--ooh, dip. 8 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,113 Should we get onion or maybe guaca-- 9 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,199 what are you doing? 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,326 - My mom got me a home bio scanner. 11 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,119 - Will it help us plan Sam's birthday party? 12 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,205 - No, but check out how it works. 13 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,457 See, I just prick my finger with this thing. 14 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,960 - We don't have time for you to prick your silly finger. 15 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:45,420 - Now I just squeeze out a drop of blood... 16 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:46,964 - Gross. 17 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,008 - And then I rub it around on this panel 18 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,885 which is connected to my laptop, and in two minutes, 19 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,679 it'll tell me all kinds of biological stuff about myself. 20 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,016 - Stuff like that you have a bloody punctured finger? 21 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,475 Come help me. 22 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,310 - Why are you so worried about Sam's party? 23 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,270 - 'Cause I want it to be special. 24 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,272 The one her mom threw last year was so lame. 25 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,858 - You don't like bowling? 26 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,818 - I do, when it's at an actual bowling alley 27 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,655 and not outside in the parking lot at El Taco Guapo. 28 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:15,534 - Hey, Carly, Fredwardo. 29 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:20,205 - What up with the tuxedo? - Do you like it, hmm? 30 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,499 Little side view, little over the shoulder, 31 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:25,961 twirly spin, foot in the air, hips forward, hmm? 32 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,963 - Why did you rent a tux? - I didn't. 33 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,798 Socko's brother, Taylor, made it for me 34 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,634 so his grandmother can take me to the Mexican ballet. 35 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,846 - So why are you wearing it now? 36 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,682 - 'Cause I dig looking super hot. 37 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,060 And get this, you know that cute checkout girl at Hey Food? 38 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,561 - Veronica? - SPENCER: Yeah. 39 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,063 You know how I always try and flirt with her, 40 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,647 and she just says: "Paper or plastic?" 41 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,733 and I say: "Why don't you go out with me?", 42 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,693 and she says: "Don't make me call the cops", and I say: "Okay, sorry. Plastic". 43 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:50,778 - Yeah. - Right. 44 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,321 - Well, today, she asked me out. 45 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,575 Friday night, baby! ♪ It's the power of the tux! ♪ 46 00:01:58,077 --> 00:01:59,954 - Yo. I got my bio scan test results. 47 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:03,373 - Ooh, please give me a full report. 48 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,833 - All right, let's see. 49 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,710 From just one little drop of my blood, 50 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:09,128 it knows that I'm... 51 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,256 "Prone to excessive bleeding". 52 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,383 But I'm not prone to excessive-- - Freddie. 53 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,886 - FREDDIE: Oh, God, paper towel, paper towel, paper towel. 54 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,097 Aah-aah-aah. 55 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:23,560 In five, four, three, two... 56 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,983 - CARLY: ♪ I know you see ♪ 57 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,151 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 58 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,571 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 59 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,117 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 60 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:40,368 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 61 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,538 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 62 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,710 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 63 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,046 ♪ I'm tellin' you just how I feel ♪ 64 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:54,967 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 65 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,718 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 66 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,596 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 67 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,390 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side...♪ 68 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,686 ♪ ...of every situation ♪ 69 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,438 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best ♪ 70 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,066 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 71 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,485 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 72 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:19,407 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 73 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,999 - ♪ 74 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,084 - CARLY: Okay, iCarly fans. Now, it's time for... 75 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:33,338 - BOTH: I'd Morph That. - [applause] 76 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,757 - Okay, on screen, you see a pic of Carly. 77 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,885 - CARLY: And a pic of Sam's rabid cat. 78 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:40,595 - [cat scream] - His name is Frothy. 79 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,930 - What do you think, Sam? 80 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,265 - I'd morph that. - Then do it. 81 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,980 - SAM: Okay. That's it for this iCarly. 82 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,815 - Yeah, not quite. - SAM: Huh? 83 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,608 - CARLY: Before we go... 84 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,652 - Surprise! 85 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,245 - It's my birthday. 86 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,372 - 'Til next time. - Get plenty of sleep. 87 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,084 - Eat lots of dirt. - And scream at the sky. 88 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:13,045 - Now, to close the show, a song for Sam. 89 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,505 ♪ Happy-- ♪ - FREDDIE: Stop, stop, stop! 90 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,674 Not PD. 91 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,510 - ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 92 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,304 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 93 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,233 - This party is so great. 94 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,776 I can't believe you invited Pete. 95 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,402 - I had to. 96 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,446 You haven't stop talking about him for three weeks. 97 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:43,408 - I can't help it. The boy gets me going. 98 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,785 - [doorbell chimes] 99 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,536 - I got it. I got it. 100 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,916 Hey, Veronica. - Hi. 101 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,836 - Hey. You wanna dance? - Um, no, thanks. 102 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,547 - Why not? 'Cause I'm different? 103 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,217 Your loss, lady. 104 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,138 - Uh, Carly. - Hey. 105 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,722 - You met my little sister Carly? 106 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,599 - Oh, yeah. Paper. - Plastic. 107 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,726 - Oh, right. 108 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,436 - Okay, so we're gonna head out. 109 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,688 So if you have any problems, Mrs. Benson is next door 110 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,815 and I've got-- - Okay, bye. 111 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:15,899 - Apparently, we're leaving. 112 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,025 Just promise me you'll make sure 113 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,277 that if anything goes wrong-- 114 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,948 - Hey, everybody. 115 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,492 Hey, everybody, listen, listen up. 116 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,079 All right, now the time has come for whoever wants 117 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,331 to say some words about the birthday girl. 118 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:34,501 - [cheering] - [applause] 119 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,587 - Carly, you wanna go first? - CARLY: I do. 120 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,798 - PARTY GUESTS: [cheering] 121 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,841 - Hey, everybody. 122 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,092 - ALL: Yeah. 123 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,220 - Sam, first, happy birthday. 124 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,721 You're my best friend in the whole world 125 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,598 and the funniest person I've ever met. 126 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,059 - Yes, Sam. Aow! 127 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,316 - Sam, you're smart and creative and fun 128 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:58,984 and awesome, and you're the only person 129 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,903 I know who can eat an entire ham in less than 15 minutes. 130 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,073 To Sam. - ALL: Yeah. 131 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,451 - Freddie, you're up. - GUYS: Freddie! 132 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:10,996 - All right. 133 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,873 I got a few words to say about Sam. 134 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,499 - Better watch it, Fredifer. 135 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,670 - I just wanna say, Sam, even though you constantly 136 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,548 cause me both physical and emotional pain-- 137 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,633 - [laughter] 138 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,344 - Not joking. 139 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,555 I think of you and me as really close friends. 140 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,516 - Apparently, I haven't caused him enough emotional pain. 141 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,144 - Sam, you're funny, you're cool, 142 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,063 and you're the only girl I've ever seen knock out 143 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,606 a truck driver using only a carton of milk. 144 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,526 So, happy birthday, you crazy psychopath. 145 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,988 Gibby, your turn, get up here. 146 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,990 - Gibby! All right! 147 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,910 - [cheering] 148 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,453 - Hey. Couple of years ago, 149 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:55,332 I asked Sam to go with me to the junior high dance. 150 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,666 - ALL: Aww. 151 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,253 - GIBBY: So she broke my thumb. 152 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,715 - And at some point during the slumber party, 153 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,051 Sam took my bra, filled it with pudding, 154 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,511 and stuck it in the freezer. 155 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,638 Then, the next morning, she took it out and threatened 156 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,516 to beat my brother with it unless he gave her his muffin. 157 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,146 - And even though I haven't known Sam 158 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,815 for too long, I know that if I ever get in a fight 159 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,609 and I can have either the football team 160 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:26,029 or Sam back me up, I'm going with Sam. 161 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,782 You are one bad dude. 162 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,992 - [cheering] 163 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,871 - Uh, Gibby, maybe you wanna put your vest back on? 164 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,790 - What are you, a cop? 165 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:41,502 - ♪ 166 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,049 - Hey. - Hey. 167 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,676 - Party still going on? - Uh, yeah. 168 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,763 But at ten o'clock, everyone turned invisible. 169 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,141 Hey, keep it down, you guys! 170 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,102 - Sorry. - Are you okay? 171 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,979 - My date with Veronica didn't go too well. 172 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,647 - Why? You said you guys really clicked 173 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,857 the other day at Hey Food. - I know. I don't get it. 174 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:06,320 - Maybe she only likes you when you're wearing a tux. 175 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,697 - You know what? I think you may be right. 176 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,242 - I was kidding. - No. Think about it. 177 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,286 She wouldn't talk to me for months. 178 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,746 Then I wear the tux and boom, she gets all flirty 179 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,332 and asks me out. 180 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,000 Then I don't wear the tux on our date and boom, 181 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:20,917 she doesn't like me again. 182 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,461 The tux is the key. 183 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,338 - Oh, please, there's no way-- - SPENCER: Shh. 184 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,675 The tux is the key. 185 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:39,102 - ♪ 186 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,737 - Why are you cleaning out your locker? 187 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,740 - Just am. 188 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,742 - But these are your throwin' eggs. 189 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,329 - I know. 190 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,500 - Okay, why have you been acting all weird since the party? 191 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,168 - It's no big deal. Just forget about it. 192 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,961 - BOY: Aa-aah! 193 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,214 - The next time I sneeze, you better say: "God bless you". 194 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,549 - I will. I'm sorry. 195 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,470 - Who is that girl? - Some chick named Jocelyn. 196 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,430 - BOY: Aah! - And she's a student? 197 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,724 - Uh-huh. She's a senior. 198 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,726 - Yeah, a senior citizen. 199 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,770 - Let me down. - No. 200 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,481 - Can someone call the police? 201 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,817 - Maybe you should stop her? - Why me? 202 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,694 - You know, 'cause you're-- - Just 'cause some bully's 203 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,696 picking on a kid doesn't mean I should go in there-- 204 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,365 - TEACHER: Hey, hey, hey. Hey, break it up. 205 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,534 Put that boy down right now. 206 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,453 - [yelps] [grunts] [screams] 207 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,498 - You irritate me! 208 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,834 - [bell rings] 209 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,212 - TEACHER: Come on, you people are gonna be late for homeroom. 210 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,796 Go. Go on. 211 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,094 - We better go. - No. 212 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,762 - We're gonna be late. - I don't care. 213 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,640 What's bothering you? 214 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,142 - When everyone was making their speeches 215 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:06,314 about me at the party, it made me feel...icky. 216 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,442 - Why? They said nice stuff. 217 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,402 - Yeah, Pete said he'd want me for backup if he ever got 218 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,404 in a fight and then he called me a "duuude." 219 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,449 - So? 220 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,409 - So unless I really got this whole biology thing 221 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:20,287 mixed up, I am not a dude. 222 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,704 - Oh, that's just an expression. 223 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,749 People call me dude. Sometimes. 224 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,586 - It's different. 225 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,296 When people think of you, they don't think of fighting 226 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,839 and pranks and vicious behavior. 227 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,674 - But that's who you are. 228 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:37,512 You're lovable and vicious-- like your rabid cat, Frothy. 229 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,601 - I want guys like Pete to think of me as just lovable, 230 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,185 not the person to call when there's a riot 231 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,564 or they wanna tip a truck over. 232 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,942 - So you wanna, like, change your image? 233 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,278 - Would you help me? - Of course. 234 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,572 But what do you wanna-- - I wanna be more like you. 235 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,450 You know, all soft and girly and weak. 236 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,370 - Well, then you're gonna have to really commit. 237 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,038 No more fighting. - Done. 238 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,458 - No more pranks, no more spitting for distance. 239 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,126 - That's all over. 240 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,170 - And you can't wear boxer shorts to school anymore. 241 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,630 - Why? 242 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,381 - If you wanna be all soft and girly, you-- 243 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,425 - Don't say it. - I'm just gonna say-- 244 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,051 - SAM: Don't. - Okay. I won't say it. 245 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,512 - Thanks. 246 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,013 - Panties. - [screams] 247 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,515 - ♪ 248 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:28,480 - ♪ 249 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,856 - There. 250 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:32,233 - So how does all this make me girlier? 251 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,529 - Well, this is good practice, 'cause your eating habits 252 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,532 aren't the best. 253 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,117 - What are you sayin'? 254 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:44,703 - I'm saying it's not ladylike to talk with your mouth full. 255 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,874 - What, I gotta finish chewing before I can talk? 256 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:51,378 - Yes. Guys like girls with good manners. 257 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,087 - Ugh. Fine. 258 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,714 - Um, if you like a guy, what about doing stuff like... 259 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,342 Like texting him a smiley face 260 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,302 or leaving him a little card with hearts on it? 261 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,347 - I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. 262 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,683 - [knock on door] 263 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,142 - Hey, what are you guys doing? 264 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,352 - Carly's teaching me how to be girlier. 265 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,353 - And I'm outta here. 266 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,771 - Wait. - What? 267 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,731 - I want you to role-play with Sam so she can practice 268 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,693 what to do when she likes a guy. 269 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,199 Come on. - No. 270 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,618 - For me? Come along. 271 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,954 - All right. What do you want me to do? 272 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,082 - Just stand here. Sam, you here. 273 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,667 And I want you to pretend Freddie's a guy 274 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,502 you have a crush on. 275 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,005 - One sec. 276 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,932 - Sam! 277 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,601 - How can I pretend to have a crush on Freddie 278 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,728 if I'm looking at his face? 279 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,313 - FREDDIE: You know, I don't need this. 280 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,024 - Hey. I'm back. 281 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,610 - You were with Veronica? - SPENCER: Yeah. 282 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,361 And you were totally right about the tux. 283 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,531 Best date of my life. - I was joking about the tux. 284 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,617 - Whatevs. She likes me now. 285 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,076 And it's all 'cause of good old tuxie. 286 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,580 Right, tuxie? Right on, Mr. Spencer. 287 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,206 - No girl's gonna like you better just 288 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,208 'cause you're wearing a tux. - Think about it. 289 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,877 Before I got the tux, Veronica wanted no part of me. 290 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,589 First time I wear the tux, she asks me out. 291 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,258 The date comes, I don't wear the tux, she hates me. 292 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,843 This time, I wear the tux, she kisses me on my face. 293 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,681 It's science. - FREDDIE: Ah! Let go of my leg. 294 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,850 Aah! Oh. Get off. 295 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,227 - What's going on there? 296 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,646 - I'm teaching Sam to be more girly. 297 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,439 - Ah. Good work. 298 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,652 - FREDDIE: No, no, no. Aah! 299 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,951 - Come on. You look awesome. 300 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,203 Come inside. - SAM: I can't. 301 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,871 - Get in here. 302 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,466 - I feel like a daffodil. - Good. 303 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,968 Embrace your inner daffodility. 304 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,221 - Look, look, look, it's Pete, it's Pete. 305 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,474 - CARLY: I know. - How'd you know he'd be here? 306 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,975 - I do my research. 307 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,477 He comes here every Tuesday and Thursday 308 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,936 after baseball practice. 309 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,647 Oh, perfect. His friend just left. 310 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,231 Now, get over there and girl it up. 311 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,859 - Unh. - Oh, come on, daffodility. 312 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,611 - That's not even a word. - Go. 313 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,408 - Hi there, Pete. - Hey, Sam. 314 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,662 Whoa. You look great. 315 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,122 What happened? 316 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,835 - I don't know, may I sit? - Yeah, sure. 317 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,923 - Good-looking burger. 318 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,802 - You want the rest? 319 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,221 - No, no, I'm just gonna throw it away for you-- 320 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,764 if you were done. 321 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,890 - Yeah, thanks. 322 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:13,204 - It's gone. - Cool. 323 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,540 - [sniffs] 324 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:20,002 Hey, are you wearing perfume? - Um, yeah, a little. 325 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,464 You can sniff me if you wanna. 326 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,175 - Uh, okay. 327 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,635 [sniffs] 328 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,929 Nice. - Cool. 329 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,308 - Hey, Sam. - You can call me Samantha... 330 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,102 If you wanna. 331 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:39,230 - Samantha, so do you wanna do something Friday night? 332 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,990 - Yes. Yes, I would. - Cool. 333 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,368 I'll text you. - I'll text you back. 334 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,828 - Late. - Bye. 335 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,623 - He asked you out. - SAM: I heard. 336 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,998 - Let's go pick out your outfit. 337 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,376 - SAM: Okay. Wait, Sam. One sec. 338 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,339 You know, I owe this all to you. 339 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,258 You are doing an awesome job with me. 340 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,394 - [knocking] 341 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,231 - Hey, Veronica. Whoo. 342 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,610 - Hey, you're wearing your tux. - Uh-huh. 343 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,945 - But we're going jogging. 344 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,655 - Yeah, I'm gonna jog in my tux. 345 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:32,116 You know, a little tux jogging. 346 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,580 - Okay, what's going on? Why won't you take off that tux? 347 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:41,375 - Okay, honestly, you only like me when I'm wearing it. 348 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,710 - That's insane. 349 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,170 - You and I have never clicked once 350 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,797 unless I was wearing this. 351 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,133 - I like you for you, not your tuxedo. 352 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,390 - I don't know if I believe you yet. 353 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,646 Okay, I'll go change. 354 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,731 Sorry, tuxie, I gotta take you off now. 355 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,026 Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 356 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,571 Why don't I go change? - Why don't you? 357 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,698 - Good call. 358 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,659 - ♪ 359 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,536 - And last night, Pete took me for a walk 360 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,621 in the park and it was so romantic. 361 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,456 And we saw this really big hornet's nest, 362 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,333 and I didn't throw a rock at it or anything. 363 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,671 - Amazing. - See? I am so proud of you. 364 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,631 You wanted to change, and you did. 365 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,009 - Get out of my way. I'm in a bad mood. 366 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,386 Move! 367 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,430 - That girl is a lunatic. 368 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,932 - I just hope she doesn't get hungry 369 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,226 and eat the soccer team. 370 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,229 - What are you clowns laughing at? 371 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,399 - Oh, we weren't laughing. - Totally not laughing. 372 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,194 - I was laughing. 373 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,115 - Yeah? Then how about shutting your mouth before I shut it for you? 374 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,254 - Look, I don't want any trouble. 375 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,130 - I do. 376 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,345 - Ohh, this is gonna get fighty. - Real fighty, real fast. 377 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,519 - Listen, I know I've changed and everything, but how bad would it be if just for a second, 378 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,396 I rip her head off her body? 379 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,274 - You're a better person than she is. 380 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,359 You don't have to sink to her level. 381 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,369 - Nice girls don't fight. 382 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,333 I like your shoes. 383 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:54,675 - ♪ 384 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,512 - SPENCER: Oh! Oh! Oh! 385 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,348 Wow, my tongue is so dry. 386 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,602 Ahh. Thanks. 387 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,396 - What happened? We only ran four blocks. 388 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,524 - I just--I'll be all right. 389 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,443 - Oh, no, you look like you're about to pass out. 390 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,653 - No, no. 391 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:18,240 I just--ohh, I need some-- 392 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,951 That's not water! - What is it? 393 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,911 - I don't know. 394 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,997 - Here. You gotta take this off. 395 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:28,126 - No, no. No, please. Leave me be, leave me be. 396 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,256 - You're wearing the tux? 397 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,174 - Oh, that's weird. 398 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,472 - You know what? This isn't gonna work out. 399 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,017 - But you love me in the tux. Lookit! 400 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,190 Look at me! 401 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,359 Don't go. Please, don't-- I'm so nicely dressed. 402 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,864 Okay, fine, that's it. 403 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,406 We are over. 404 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,537 - You do look cute in that tux. - I know. 405 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:10,584 - ♪ 406 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,419 - So what time is Pete meeting you here? 407 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,880 - 8:15. 408 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,089 - Tell him where you're having dinner. 409 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,591 - On his uncle's boat. - Nice. 410 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,302 - I know. I love boat food. 411 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,933 - Uh-oh. Here comes big sweaty trouble. 412 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,064 - Hey, look here. We got the whole iCarly gang. 413 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,150 Two ballerinas and their tech stooge. 414 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,820 - She called me a tech stooge. 415 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,865 - Ooh, fries. 416 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,617 - Um, those are our fries. 417 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,244 - Oh, right. Sorry. 418 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:49,623 Here. You keep 'em. 419 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,421 - Sam, don't. 420 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,465 This date tonight is really important to you 421 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,593 and I'm not gonna let you ruin it by getting in a fight. 422 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,260 Let me handle this. 423 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,098 Look. 424 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,644 I know the only reason you act like this 425 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,521 is 'cause you're insecure, but that doesn't make it okay 426 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,981 for you to-- 427 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,950 - Sam? - Yeah? 428 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,618 - Rip her head off. 429 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,203 - [audience cheers] 430 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,662 - Rip my head off? 431 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,374 I'd love to see her try-- - [screams] 432 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:52,061 - Is that all you got? 433 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,064 Tap out. Tap out. 434 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,528 Get out of here! 435 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,448 - [applause] 436 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,242 - Out! 437 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,628 You all right? - CARLY: Yeah, but, uh... 438 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,848 - Hey. - Hi. 439 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,558 - Did you see what just... 440 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,977 - Yeah. 441 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,979 - Oh. 442 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,816 - You were, like, awesome. 443 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,235 - Seriously? - Yeah. 444 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,987 - But I thought you asked me out 'cause I was all-- 445 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,115 - Dude, I don't wanna date some daffodil. 446 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,658 - You don't? - No, man. 447 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,994 I want a girl who can kiss good and snap a bone 448 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,620 when she needs to. 449 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,289 - Then I'm your girl. 450 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,167 One sec. 451 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,216 It's actually a pretty good place 452 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,550 to keep french fries. 453 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,434 - Go to iCarly.com. 454 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,478 - Wait, who let you guys in my room? - Why aren't you on iCarly.com?! 455 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,897 - 'Cause I don't have my laptop. 456 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,065 - But iCarly.com has special videos! 457 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,398 - Awesome pics! - Blogs! 458 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,859 - The highlights from the web show! 459 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,695 - I know, I'm part of iCarly.com! - You are?! 460 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,030 - You're lucky. 461 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,282 - Then you should go to iCarly.com! 462 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,533 - Dude, what is going on? 463 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,743 - You're having a nightmare! 464 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,078 - Still?! - Yeah! 465 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,079 - [roaring] 466 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,747 - [screaming] 467 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,417 - [ding] - MAN: Mmm! 468 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,087 - [burble]