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- [school bell rings]

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- SAM: It's not my fault!
- GIBBY: Totally your fault!

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- SAM: Don't blame me.
- I am blaming you!

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- [bickering]

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- Okay, will you guys
stop already?

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- What's the problem now?

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- Sam tried to give Gibby
a wedgie.

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- Yeah, and this happened.

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- And they were new!
- Wait, she--

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- Yes, she yanked Gibby's
underwear right out of his
pants.

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- Like it's my fault, his mom
buys him cheap-o underwear.

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- They were workin' just fine
'til you manhandled them.

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- Good morning,
young citizens of the planet.

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Go ahead and take your seats.

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I'm sure you're all
as psyched as I am

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it's that time
of the year again.

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- Time for his yearly shower?

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- It's national green week.
- Yay.

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- No.
- [groaning]

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- Okay, now we all know
it's cool to recycle

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and be kind to the planet
every week.

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- Can I be excused?

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- You need to go
to the restroom?

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- Nah, I just hate this.

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- But seriously guys,
we gotta spread the word:

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reduce, reuse, recycle.

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Who wants to sing the jingle?

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I bet Carly wants to sing it.

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- Oh, you'd lose that bet.

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- Come on, Carly,
sing it for us.
- All: Come on, come on!

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- ♪ Reduce, reuse,
and recycle ♪

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♪ Cha! ♪

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- All right.
- [applause]

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To celebrate N.G.W.,
I want everyone to do an
original project that benefits
the environment.

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- Like switching to those
curly-q fluorescent light bulbs?

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- Yes, but that bores me.

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- What about really
big fluorescent light bulbs?

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- Gibby,
go stand in the corner.

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- Ah, mustard!

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- Can't I just conserve water
by not flushing the toilet
for a few days?
- I said original.

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I got rid of my toilet
two years ago because--

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- Who needs a toilet when you
have a backyard and a shovel?

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- Yes!
Good, Freddie, good.

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- Um, how much will
this project count

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toward our final grade?

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- A lot.
- Oh.

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- But remember,
you can always get extra credit

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by joining me
on the root and berry retreat.

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- GIBBY: What's the root
and berry retreat?

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- Oh, you see,
one weekend every year,

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I take a few students
on a magical trip

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deep into the forest.

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- But if we get a good grade
on our environment project,

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then we don't have to go
on the retreat, right?

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- Well, true,
but it's a lot of fun and--

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- [door knocking]

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- Excuse me.
I'm Gibby's mother.

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He texted me
saying he needed these.

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- Gibby?

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- Thanks, mom.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Not in here.

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- Whoa!
- Gibby.

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- No!
- No.

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- Prudes!

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- FREDDIE: In five, four,
three, two--

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- ♪

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- CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪

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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪

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♪ And be so wonderful ♪

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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪

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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪

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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪

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♪ It's all for real ♪

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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪

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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪

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♪ It's your time to be ♪

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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪

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♪ Every time just see
the brighter side... ♪

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♪ ...of every situation ♪

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♪ Some things are meant to be
so give it your best ♪

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♪ And leave the rest to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪

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- ♪

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- Okay worms, let's see
what we gotta do here.

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- A fun way
to help our environment

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is by creating a composter.

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Basically, you fill a box
with dirt and worms.

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Then you place all your
leftover food scraps

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into the box.
- Yay.

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What's more fun than a box
full a dirty worms

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and rotten food?

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- The worms
will eat the food scraps

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and then produce poo.
- Poo?

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- Now, before you start
your composter--

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- Don't you mean "compooster"?

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- --pick up one of your worms

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and check to make sure
it's pink and plump.

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- All right.
I can pick up a worm.

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[squeals]

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Oh, you stuck to the ceiling.

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- [door knocking]
- FREDDIE: It's Freddie.

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- It's open.

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What is that?

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- This is my green week
project;

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the latest in high-tech
composting technology.

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- Composting?

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- Uh-huh. I imported my worms
from Portugal.

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- Oh.

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Fancy.

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- What's that stuff?
- Nothing!

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It's my lunch.
Don't look at it!

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- Hey, you guys,
check out my tomato plant.

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I grew it from just one seed
all by myself.

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Oh, what's that thing?

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- It's the best composter
in the history of the world,

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okay?
- Oh, wait.

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Were you gonna build
a composter, too?

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- I was.
- I'm sorry,

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[device beeping]
I didn't mean--oh, one sec.
Oh, time to massage the worms.

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- Why do the worms
need to be massaged?

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- It helps their digestion
and self confidence.

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Later.

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- See you.
- Bye.

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Now what's my project
gonna be?

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I don't wanna go
deep into the forest

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with Mr. Henning.
Help me think of a new project.

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- Okay. Hey!

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I still have the electric motor
I bought from that redheaded

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eskimo lady.
- So?

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- So, I can hook it up
to your old scooter and make--

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- An electric scooter!
That's perfect.

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And I'll ride it to school
instead of taking the bus.

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- Right. And that way
the bus won't have to carry

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your weight and it'll
burn less fuel.

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- I don't weigh that much.

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- I know.
But every pound counts.

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- You think I'm pudgy.
- I didn't say that!
- Maybe I should leave the room
before my skirt explodes.

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- I don't think that--

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Oh.

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A worm fell on my head.

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- ♪

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- Come on, come on, come on.

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- Hey.
- I don't know what it is,

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but you better hurry up
and get it to the dork festival.

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- This is my green week project
for Mr. Henning's class.

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- [beeping]
- One sec.

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- What is that?
- Beef stroganoff.

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- You forgot about your green
week project, didn't you?

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- I didn't forget.
I chose not to do it.

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- Okay. Well, then I guess
you're gonna have to choose

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to go on the root and berry
retreat to get extra credit.

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- Yeah.
Here's my worried look.

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Oh no, meah, meah!

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- ♪

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- [horn]

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- Hey move, lady.
- I'm helping the environment!

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- Stupid hippie!

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- [thunder]

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- Oh, man.

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- [laughter]

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- I hear you laughing!

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- ♪

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- So, in just three days,
my composter has produced

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over 15lbs
of organic fertilizer

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enough to fill
four large garbage bags,

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and I ain't just talkin' trash.

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- Well, Freddie, it looks like
you've put a lot of work

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into this project.

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- I did.

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What do you think?
- Look, it's fine.

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But it's not new, or exciting,
or good.

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- But I imported my worms
from Portugal.

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- And do you realize
how much jet fuel

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an airplane uses
to fly here from Portugal?

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- Ah--
- Burning jet fuel is very bad

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for the environment, Freddie.
Gyah!

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- But at least it--
- D-minus.

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- But--
- Sit.

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- Yes, sir.

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- Who wants to go next?

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- Sam does.

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- Dude--
- Sam, you're up.

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- ♪

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- Behold, the humble orange.

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So many of our foods
and beverages today are sold

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with all kinds
of needless packaging

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which ends up right
in our nation's trash cans.

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Well, I say
to heck with packaging!

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If I'm thirsty,
I can just do this--

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Hmm. That was refreshing.

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But wait. Now I'm hungry.

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Hmm, what should I--

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You see?
I just had a drink and a snack.

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And now, I simply dispose
of the biodegradable

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orange carcass.

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- Bravo!
Bravo, Sam!

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- No!

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She just jammed her thumb
into an orange.

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- No. She jammed her thumb
into the future.

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That's an "A" for you, Sam.

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- Thank you, Mr. Henning.

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- All right.

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Wesley, why don't you--
- I'm here.

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- Carly?
You look awful.

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- Thanks.

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- What happened to you?
- What happened?!

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I tried to make
an electric scooter to cut down

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on the need for gasoline-powered
transportation.

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But it only goes
like four miles an hour,

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and it shorts out
when it gets wet,

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and the seat hurts my bottom.

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- Well, Carly, do you know
how much power is needed

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to charge a huge battery
like that?

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- Uh, I don't know, like,
you--it--some?

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- A lot.

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You would have created
a much less pollution

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by just taking the bus.
- But what if--

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- I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to give you

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a D...
- Aw.

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- ...minus.
- Aww.

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- But you can still get
extra credit by joining me

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on the root and berry retreat.

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- [screams]

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[screams]

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- ♪

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- ♪

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- [knocking on door]

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- Oh, look
at your electric scooter.

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Your poor,
barbecued electric scooter.

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- I know.

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- Well, maybe Spencer
could help you fix it.

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- It's okay,
don't worry about it.

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- Wow, you're in a good mood
for someone

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who just got a D-minus
on her science project.

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- 'Cause Mr. Henning said
he'd give me the weekend to
come up with a new project.

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- Ah, so you might not
have to go on the root

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and berry retreat.

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- Not after I get
an "A" on this, I won't.

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- Whatcha makin'?
- A completely

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environmentally safe pesticide.

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- Uh-oh, I'm bored.

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- No, this is cool.

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I'm inventing a safe pesticide
that'll kill the bugs,

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but not hurt the environment.
- I just want a boyfriend.

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- Pay attention.
- Okay.

250
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,742
- Now watch, I'm gonna spray
this tomato plant

251
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:04,867
with my pesticide.

252
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,579
And now, if any bugs
try to eat it,

253
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,247
my pesticide will kill 'em
before any harm

254
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,458
can come to the plant
or to the environment.

255
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,838
- Is that supposed to happen?
- No.

256
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:29,058
- ♪

257
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,894
- I'm a plant murderer.

258
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,521
One day they'll make a movie
about me called

259
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,732
"The Plant Murderer."

260
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,024
- Carly.
Hey, come here.

261
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,360
I want you to meet a guy
I found.

262
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,697
This is Cal.
- Hi.

263
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,990
- Hey.
- How are you?

264
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,241
- He just moved in
to our building.

265
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,660
- Nice.

266
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,078
- So, Cal,
you got a teenage brother,

267
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,790
maybe one a little better
lookin' than you?

268
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,333
- Uh, no, I don't.

269
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,833
- Cal and I
met down in the laundry room.

270
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,586
He let me borrow
his stain stick.

271
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,338
- Yeah.
Can I get that back?

272
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,256
- Oh, yeah, sure.

273
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:04,636
- This is a pepperoni stick.
- Oh my god. I'm in trouble.

274
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,764
- Look, we'd love to hang out
and talk about laundry

275
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,099
and stain sticks,
but if I don't come up

276
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,850
with an idea
for a new science project

277
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,436
by tonight--
- Cal is gonna help you

278
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,647
come up with the best
science project ever.

279
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,023
- I'm a science student.

280
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,525
I was Majoring
in Quantum Physics at M.I.T.

281
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,776
- Wow.
- Whatever.

282
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,570
- So your brother tells me
you need to come up

283
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,322
with a special project
for green week.

284
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,949
- Yeah, I do.
And I only have two days.

285
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:31,162
- Well, what would you say
if I told you

286
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,957
that we could build
a compact power generator

287
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,586
only this big
that gives off no pollution?

288
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,213
- You could do that?

289
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,841
- Sure. We could start tonight.
- Awesome, thanks.

290
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,217
- Hey, Cal, you wanna see
my tomato plant

291
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,844
that I grew from one tiny seed?
- Sure.

292
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:49,222
- No, he doesn't.

293
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,182
- Why not?
I want him to--

294
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:57,689
- ♪

295
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,774
- You're a plant murderer!

296
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:05,864
- ♪

297
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,615
- Okay, hand me
the static polarizer.

298
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,785
- Ah, static polarizer--
- Blue handle.

299
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,746
- Ah.

300
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,913
- Hey, in solitaire,
what goes on a black queen?

301
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,957
- Red jack.
- Oh. I don't have a red jack.

302
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,626
- Shucks for you.

303
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,590
This is the coolest
power generator I've ever seen.

304
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,174
Not that I've seen
an uncool power generator,

305
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,967
but you know what I mean.

306
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,888
- Yeah.
Farkle wrench?

307
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,557
- This thing?
- Mm-hmm.

308
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,436
French fry.

309
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,941
Ketchup?
- Oh.

310
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,741
- I need a red jack!
Man, I hate solitaire.

311
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,242
- Well, what do you expect
from a card game

312
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,913
invented for the lonely?
- Joy?

313
00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,209
- All right, Carly.

314
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,754
Use this to zero out
the compression modulator.

315
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,631
- Me?

316
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,800
- Just put it on this valve
and turn it counter-clockwise

317
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,385
'til you see 0.0.

318
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,971
- Okay.

319
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,640
Counter-clockwise.

320
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:20,647
Oh, 0.0.
I'm a physicist.

321
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,441
- Alright.

322
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,527
Now for the main fuel supply.
- [beep]

323
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,493
- Cool.

324
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,746
What is that?
- The main fuel supply.

325
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,498
- Yeah, but what's it made of?

326
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,835
- Uh, let's just say
it comes from nature.

327
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:46,547
- Oh, perfect for green week.
- Yep. Here we go.

328
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:53,053
- Red jack? No.
Having fun? No.

329
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,807
- And done.
- Awesome.

330
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,684
So how much can we power
with this thing?

331
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,688
- Oh, I'd say
the whole west side of Seattle.

332
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,941
- Wow. Why doesn't everyone
have one of these?

333
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:09,779
- Because some people
are afraid of progress.

334
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,532
- Oh. Well okay.

335
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,493
- Ready?
- Yeah, fire this bad boy up.

336
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,334
- Hey, it works.

337
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,545
- Okay, I'm totally gonna get
an A+ on this.

338
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,630
- You should.

339
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,259
- Hey, this thing
could power a computer,

340
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,928
some lights, and a couple
of video cameras

341
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,054
at the same time, right?

342
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,514
- Easy. Why?

343
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,391
- I wanna use it
for my next web show.

344
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,853
- Oh, it's got plenty
of power for that.

345
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,604
You wanna see?
- Sure.

346
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,152
- SPENCER: Whoa!
Hey!

347
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,655
Could you turn that down
a little?

348
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,407
[screams]

349
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,660
- I think
you better turn it off.

350
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:06,920
- SPENCER: [groans]
Found the red jack.

351
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,548
- ♪

352
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,969
- In five, four, three, two--

353
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,847
- Bwaaaaaaaah!
- Bwaaaaaaaah!

354
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,682
- I'm not Carly.
- And I'm not Sam.

355
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,643
But this is absolutely--
- BOTH: "iCarly."

356
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,565
- Okay, before we go on--

357
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,610
- We are gonna
introduce you guys to some very
special guests here in the
studio with us tonight.

358
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,779
First--
- My brother, Spencer.

359
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,907
- [applause]

360
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,575
- SAM: Our new friend, Cal.

361
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,994
- [applause]

362
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,038
- And our science teacher,
Mr. Henning.

363
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,999
- [applause]

364
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,251
- Heads up, hippie ladies,
he's single.

365
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,588
- So, why do we have
these special guests tonight?

366
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,048
- 'Cause this is
the first ever--

367
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,174
- --totally green episode
of "iCarly."

368
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,843
- And by green, we mean--

369
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,679
- --the electrical power
making this live web show happen

370
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,515
is all coming from this one,
little, nonpolluting generator.

371
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,769
- Zoom in on it, Fred-head.
- Zooming.

372
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,314
- It's powering
Freddie's camera.

373
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,608
- And the two computers
that bring you "iCarly."

374
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,486
- And all the lights.
- Especially our new--

375
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,656
- BOTH: --environmentally green
strobe lights!

376
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,078
- MAN: Random Strobing.

377
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,665
- ♪

378
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,756
- A toast.
- Toast!

379
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,215
- ALL: A toast!

380
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,593
- To Carly Shay,
and the first project ever

381
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,097
in my class to get an A+.

382
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,641
- [cheering]

383
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,770
- And a toast to Cal.

384
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,940
- [cheering]

385
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,692
- Good goin' Carls.

386
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,569
Now you don't have to go
on that root and berry retreat.

387
00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,741
Which all the kids say
is an awesome time.

388
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:04,537
- And they don't say it
sarcastically.

389
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,665
- I have to go
on the root and berry retreat.

390
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,417
- Mr. Henning, I gotta say,
now that you gave me an A+,

391
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,837
I think you're a pretty darn
good science teacher.

392
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,338
- Thank you, Carly.

393
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,049
- You know,
when I was at Ridgeway,

394
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:19,052
we had this science teacher
who was such a loser.

395
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,803
I mean, like a freaky weirdo,

396
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,972
and he smelled like
rotting wood.

397
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,140
- Spencer--
- Hmm?

398
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,934
- That was me.
- What?

399
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,602
Oh.

400
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,398
- Hey.
Check out that guy over there.

401
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,691
- Blue shirt?
- Yeah.

402
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,277
Guy's got a sweet haircut.

403
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,989
- Where does a fellow
get a haircut like that?

404
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,658
- Not at my barber.
Come on.

405
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,330
Hey, excuse us.

406
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,875
- We were wondering
where you get your hair cut.

407
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,545
- It's pretty sweet.
- Me?

408
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,130
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

409
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,882
- Hey. You know,
I was wondering the same thing.

410
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,676
Where do you get your hair cut?
- Uh...I don't remember.

411
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,595
- Oh, come on,
you can't remem--

412
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,724
Wait a second.
I've seen your face.

413
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:11,395
- Uh, no. I don't--
- FBI Most Wanted.

414
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,147
You're a criminal.
- What?

415
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,648
- [mumbles]

416
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:17,985
- Stop!

417
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,114
- Go after him.
I'll call it in.

418
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,949
- Let's get him!
- What's goin' on?

419
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,825
- That guy's wanted by the FBI.
- Why?

420
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,954
- What'd he do?
- Refill?

421
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,539
- He buys and sells
black market uranium rods

422
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:34,961
to create nuclear power
which is extremely illegal.

423
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,088
You guys know anything
about that?

424
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,172
- No.
- Uh-uh.

425
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,632
- I like smoothies.

426
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,676
- This is officer Price.

427
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,762
We got a 10-41
at The Groovy Smoothie.

428
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,680
Two officers in foot
pursuit of a top ten

429
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,225
FBI Most Wanted criminal.

430
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:53,646
- [slurps drink]

431
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:02,655
- You built an illegal
nuclear-powered generator?

432
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:07,160
- Uh, sorta, maybe.

433
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,829
But I still get an A+,
right?

434
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,665
A-?

435
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,877
Root and berry?

436
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:23,634
- ♪

437
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:30,850
- Root?

438
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,060
- Sure.

439
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,856
Berry?

440
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,066
- Thanks.

441
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,656
- Man, how long
can it keep raining?

442
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,914
- Here, the pan flute
should lift your spirits.

443
00:22:53,956 --> 00:23:04,800
- ♪

444
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,766
- Now, I will play the part
of a teenage girl who's upset

445
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,143
about many things.

446
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,644
- And I will play the part
of her friend,

447
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,104
offering helpful suggestions.
Action!

448
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,981
- My mom hates me.
- Then go to iCarly.com.

449
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,108
- I failed my French test.
- Then, go to iCarly.com.

450
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,236
- I feel bloated.
- Then go to iCarly.com.

451
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,238
- The globe, it's warming.
- Then, go to iCarly.com.

452
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,864
- Obama
won't return my phone call.

453
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,199
- Then go to iCarly.com.

454
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,867
- I want to be a vegetarian,
but I love meat.

455
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,827
- Then, go to iCarly.com.
- Should I go to iCarly.com?

456
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,746
- Pretty much.

457
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,207
- [ding]
- MAN: Mmm!

458
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,168
- [burble]