1 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,927 - ♪ 2 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,720 - [knock on door] - CARLY: Comin'. 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,388 - [knock on door] 4 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,350 - Why aren't you dressed? 5 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,059 - 'Cause I need to borrow a fancy bra. 6 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,187 - I thought you just bought one at build-a-bra? 7 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,272 - Yeah, but I got barbecue sauce all over the left cup. 8 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,567 - Aw Sam, I told you, when you eat ribs, 9 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,319 you gotta wear a shirt. 10 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,697 - Aw, that kills the fun. 11 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,615 - Hey, hey! Sorry I'm late. 12 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,367 - SAM: 'Sup, Fredward? 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,119 - I need hot glue! 14 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,747 - How come you're late? 15 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:42,668 - 'Cause I was down in the lobby talking to some European swimsuit models. - European swimsuit models? 16 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,879 - Yeah, there's a bunch of 'em down there waiting to do 17 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,672 some calendar photo shoot across the street. 18 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,883 The photographer missed his plane. 19 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,343 - And these models in the lobby are actually wearing their swimsuits like right now? 20 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,429 - Yeah, they're just-- - Okay! You're not allowed to think about European swimsuit models 21 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,097 until you finish. 22 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,683 - I'll be done as soon as I glue on this last piece. 23 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,935 You guys wanna see? - Yeah! - Con mucho gusto. 24 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,645 - Okay, all right, you guys stand over there, 25 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,146 close your eyes, and I'll show you 26 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,732 an iCarly Award that'll knock you guys 27 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:05,941 right out of your pants. 28 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,402 Go over there. - SAM: Okay. 29 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,069 So are all the winners here yet? - Most of 'em. 30 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:12,280 They're just waiting upstairs in back of the studio. 31 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:15,492 - SPENCER: All right, I think you guys are gonna be really impressed with this. 32 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:18,871 And open your eyes! 33 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,623 The very first ever iCarly Award! 34 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,669 Well? 35 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,212 Looks just like Carly, right? 36 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,632 - Yeah, kinda, but-- - Dude, it's enormous. 37 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,466 - Thanks. 38 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,136 - It's like 10-feet tall. - SPENCER: Yeah. 39 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:38,348 That's what you guys said. One 10-foot-tall iCarly Award. 40 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:42,185 - No, we said: "Ten 1-foot-tall iCarly Awardzzz-uh". 41 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,314 - This is a disaster. - SPENCER: No, it's not. 42 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,901 I can make ten smaller awards really fast. 43 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,111 I'm just gonna need some help putting 'em all together. 44 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,863 - We can't help you make ten awards 45 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,449 while we're doing the show. - Who are you gonna get to help you? 46 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,659 - The European swimsuit models! 47 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,079 - Uh, maybe. 48 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,163 They're just sittin' down there, waitin' around. - You just wanna flirt with models in swimsuits. 49 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,540 - That is absolutely true. 50 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,961 - FREDDIE: Wait, Spencer-- - But if they'll help me 51 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,879 build the iCarly Awards then everybody wins. 52 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,671 Right? Yeaaahhhh! 53 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,304 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two... 54 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,476 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 55 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,436 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 56 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,606 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 57 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,568 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 58 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,528 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 59 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,615 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 60 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:42,162 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 61 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,498 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 62 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:48,418 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 63 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,045 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 64 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,923 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 65 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,843 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side...♪ 66 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,178 ♪...of every situation ♪ 67 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,682 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best...♪ 68 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,476 ♪...and leave the rest to me ♪ 69 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,937 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 70 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:11,316 ♪ Leave it all to me, just leave it all to me ♪ 71 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:24,788 - SPENCER: Freddie! Freddie! 72 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,289 - What is the problem? 73 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,709 - You said: "Hot European swimsuit models". 74 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,335 - Ahh, I didn't say they were hot. 75 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,212 - Yeah, and you didn't say they were dudes either! 76 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,675 - Look, if they're willing to help you build 77 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,259 the iCarly Awards, then what does it matter? 78 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,804 - They're dyoods! 79 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,890 - CARLY: Freddie! - SAM: Get up here! 80 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,893 - I gotta go! - But-- - Just please hurry up and start getting the awards built. 81 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,644 - SAM: Hey! - FREDDIE: I'm coming! 82 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,773 - Okay. 83 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,775 Let's see if I remember your names. 84 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,360 Yussle. - Yeah. 85 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,945 - Olaf. - Yeah. 86 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,656 - Vooshnod. - Oh, of course, Vooshnod. 87 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,743 Yurgin, Klaus... - Uh-huh. 88 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,953 - Buckminshta. - Buckminshta, yes! 89 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,914 Now, we're all gonna have to work as a team 90 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:10,333 to build ten iCarly Awards like that one. 91 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,503 But much smaller, and all the supplies we need 92 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,131 are in these bins, you see? 93 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:19,218 Okay, now which one of you guys speaks English the best? 94 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,594 Yeah. 95 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,638 - Your body is soft and mushy. 96 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,102 - You know, I don't need you to tell me about-- 97 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:33,273 - ♪ 98 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:36,443 - SPENCER: Guys, no, no. No, no, stop. 99 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:38,445 We need to build the awards. 100 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:42,032 Please stop, Buckminshta? 101 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:47,328 - In five, four, three, two... 102 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:51,125 Welcome to the first ever iCarly Awards. 103 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:57,923 And now, please welcome your host, Carly and Sam. 104 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,719 - SAM: Wow. Everybody, wow. I can't believe it. 105 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,935 Round of applause, everyone. You look especially great. 106 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,310 I give you the award for best dressed. 107 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,896 What a night. 108 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,689 - CARLY: You know, hosting the iCarly Awards 109 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,608 has always been a dream of mine. 110 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,235 - Whoa, too much information! 111 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:21,404 - Hey, don't go there! - Oh, oh. 112 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,574 - SAM: What a night. 113 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:25,993 - And now that you've heard 114 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,119 some of our stupid awards show banter. 115 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,411 - Let's get to the awards. 116 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,706 - ♪ 117 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,917 - Oh, yeah. - Isn't it amazing? 118 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,919 The flip of the wrist. - CARLY: Okay. 119 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,879 The very first video we're honoring tonight 120 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,631 was sent to us by a kid who's a little nuts. 121 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,175 - Pea-nuts, that is. 122 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,385 - Ooohhhh, peanuts. Peanuts. Peanuts. 123 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:48,682 - Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts! 124 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,018 - But seriously, this kid... 125 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,519 - Named Hunter... - Has a pretty amazing talent. 126 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,770 - Check this dude out. 127 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,609 - Hey, Carly. Hey, Sam. 128 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,904 My name's Hunter and see those glasses over there? 129 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,948 I'm gonna use just a rubber band 130 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:08,409 and some peanuts, to break all ten glasses. 131 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,829 - Yeah, broken glass! 132 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,497 - Here goes... 133 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:17,878 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: One... two... three... 134 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:23,508 four... five... six.... seven... 135 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,886 - That's insane. - ELECTRONIC VOICE: Eight... 136 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,471 nine... ten. 137 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:31,141 - That's it. iCarly. Epic. 138 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,856 - SAM: Oh, oh. - Yes, Hunter, that was epic. 139 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,276 - Which is why we're presenting you 140 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,695 with the very first iCarly Award for... 141 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,323 - BOTH: Best Peanut Shooter. 142 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,658 - Get out here, Hunter! - SAM: Let's go, buddy. 143 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,620 - Where have you been? 144 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,955 - You try building award statuettes with six 145 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,498 European swimsuit models who don't speak English 146 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,875 and one's named Buckminshta. 147 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,550 - Congratulations, Hunter. You won a Carly. 148 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,928 - I know! It's awesome. 149 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,430 - And now you get to make a speech. 150 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,182 - Well, yes, I wanna thank my dad-- 151 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:13,641 - Oh, I'm afraid that's all the time 152 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,143 we have for your speech. 153 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,561 - Thank you, Hunter. - Sorry about that. 154 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,730 We didn't allow too much time but-- 155 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,439 - CARLY: You were good. You did a good job. 156 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,482 - SAM: Yeah. 157 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,989 - Okay, our next award goes to an iCarly viewer 158 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,824 who can really sing. 159 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,410 - Shut your mouth. - Whaaaaaat? 160 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,163 - I just meant. 161 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,957 This girl can actually sing with her mouth shut. 162 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,792 - Ohhh! 163 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,711 Isn't our banter horrible? 164 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,714 - Just like a real awards show. 165 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,216 - But seriously... 166 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,009 - Take a look at this girl named Paris 167 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,553 who can actually sing with her mouth closed. 168 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,013 We gesture. - Gesturing. 169 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,265 - We are just gesturing. We are gesturing. 170 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,228 - PARIS: Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam. Watch this. 171 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,480 I'm going to sing with my mouth closed. 172 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:08,238 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are ♪ 173 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,365 ♪ Up above the sky so high ♪ 174 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,035 - Now, come on, guys, we gotta hurry! 175 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,163 They're gonna give out the next award in less than a minute. 176 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,623 Yurgin, you're done? - Yeah. 177 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,960 - Yurgin, you glued her hair to her feet. 178 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,586 - Yeah. 179 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,922 - Do women in your country have hair on their feet? 180 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,299 - Yes. 181 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:41,229 - Everybody, this is America so the girls' hair 182 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,231 goes on their heads. 183 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,233 - ALL: Ohhh! 184 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:55,369 ♪ --how I wonder what you are ♪ 185 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,287 - CARLY: A-mazing! - SAM: You're worth it. 186 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,498 The winner of the iCarly Award for... 187 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:03,251 - BOTH: Best Mouth-Closed Singer: Paris! 188 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,713 - CARLY: Hey, Paris. - SAM: We loved your video. 189 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,965 - Your mouth-closed singing is incredible. 190 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,052 - Just down here. - I got it. 191 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,304 - Hold it like this. - I got it, I got it. 192 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,181 - Just put your hands down here. - I got it! 193 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,144 - Thank you. 194 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,314 - Paris, would you like to say a few words? 195 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,066 - Sure. 196 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,942 I would like to thank my mom and my dad for always-- 197 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,153 - Ah! With your mouth closed. 198 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,779 - Okay. 199 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,990 I would like to thank my mom and my dad 200 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,951 for always encouraging me to sing with my mouth closed 201 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,746 and I'd also like to thank-- - Thank you, Paris. 202 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,207 That is quite enough. - Have a great trip back home. 203 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,958 - You rock. Take that exit right there. 204 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,378 - CARLY: Cheerio. - SAM: You know how to get out. 205 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,339 - CARLY: Okay, the next video we're honoring tonight 206 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:52,633 was sent into iCarly.com by a guy named Ivan. 207 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,512 Ivan can do things with his body that most guys can't do. 208 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,097 Check this out. 209 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,185 - IVAN: My name's Ivan. I'm 15-years-old. 210 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,187 This is what I got. 211 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,869 - Yeah. 212 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,247 - Nice hair. - I just love him. 23 skidoo! 213 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,998 - CARLY: And now for... 214 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,335 - CARLY and SAM: Best Male Acrobat With Lots Of Hair. 215 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,920 - The iCarly Award goes to... 216 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,756 - BOTH: Ivan! 217 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:35,135 - SAM: Ivan rocks. - CARLY: Oh yeah. Look at that. 218 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,554 - SAM: Whoa, that's amazing. Do you believe it. 219 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:40,932 - CARLY: Oh, my God. - I love his shoes. 220 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,477 - Oh, man!, Vooshnod, hurry, give me the statuette. 221 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,936 Thanks. 222 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,569 You forgot the skirt. - Umph. 223 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,322 - Thank you. 224 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,076 - Now you clearly deserve this iCarly Award. 225 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,418 - Gibby, where's the award? 226 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,711 - I don't have it. 227 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,880 - Gibby! 228 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,132 - Wait! 229 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,176 - Augh! 230 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,721 - Here. 231 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,223 - Thanks. 232 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,017 Oh, this is so... - Awesome video, Ivan. 233 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,227 - Congratulations! - That's all I know. 234 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:29,564 That matters right. We loved it. There you go. 235 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,025 Your hair, seriously, keep it looking 236 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,527 just like you have it now. - Bye. 237 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,157 - Now, the next iCarly Award is for a very unique category... 238 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,492 - Which we call... 239 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,993 - BOTH: Best Video Showing A Turtle 240 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,203 Trying To Eat A Small Tomato. 241 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,997 - CARLY: Take a look. - Won't you? 242 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,338 - HORATIO: Oh, yeah, you're a good tomato. - Help! No stop it! 243 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,798 Oh, give me some more bites of you. -YAMAMOTO: Stop invading my space. 244 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,469 - HORATIO: Mm, give me that. Oh, you taste so good. 245 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,389 - SPENCER: Okay, guys, I found the duct tape so... 246 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,099 Olaf! Buckminshta! Guys! 247 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,476 We don't have time to stand around-- 248 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,686 - [knocking at door] 249 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,814 - Hi, I'm the photographer for the European 250 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,567 Fun Guy calendar. 251 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,697 You took my models? - SPENCER: No, no, no-- 252 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:22,492 - Zee photographer is here. - Turn up zee music now. 253 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,495 - ♪ 254 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,622 - No, no, guys, please... 255 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,876 Look, if I could just borrow these guys 256 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,462 for like 20 more minutes-- - PHOTOGRAPHER: No, man. I'm late already, I gotta get 'em across the street 257 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,548 so I can start takin' shots. Let's go, boys! 258 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,383 - SPENCER: No, wait, wait! Stay! 259 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,096 Can we talk out in the hall for just a sec? 260 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,723 - Okay. 261 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,229 - HORATIO: Oh. Oh, yeah. - Inga-svine du tomato. 262 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,522 - Oh. 263 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,860 - Okay! 264 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,029 The photographer said you guys can keep helping me 265 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,780 build the statuettes for another half-hour. 266 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,701 So let's get back to work! Yeah! - Yeah. 267 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,415 - Unh. Fun Guys. 268 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,250 Argh! 269 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,258 - YAMAMOTO: Let go! - HORATIO: I'm gonna bite that. 270 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,884 - YAMAMOTO: Your lips are leathery. 271 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,724 - Yeah. - How about that? 272 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,643 - What a turtle. - Very cute. 273 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,645 - And here he is. - The winner for... 274 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,062 - BOTH: Best Video Showing A Turtle 275 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,398 Trying To Eat A Small Tomato. 276 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,066 - Horatio, the turtle. 277 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,444 - And his owner, Mr. Yamamoto. 278 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,116 - SAM: Congratulations, Horatio. 279 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,495 - CARLY: Of all the videos we've gotten showing a turtle 280 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,914 trying to eat a small tomato, yours was the best by far. 281 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:58,463 - But since you're a turtle, you don't get to make a speech, so-- 282 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,381 - All right then. - Bye, Horatio. Congratulations. 283 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,091 - SAM: Bye. 284 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,805 - That was a cute turtle. 285 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,265 - I've gone on dates with guys less cute than that turtle. 286 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,017 - She has. 287 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,561 Well. 288 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,107 - Anyway, at some point in every kid's life, 289 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,735 he or she does this. 290 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,617 - Now we're gonna show you a video 291 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,076 that three kids sent in to iCarly.com 292 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,704 - These guys take this... 293 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:37,043 To a whole new level. - This'll blow you away. 294 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,628 - Ohh, oh, Carly. 295 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,713 - Just watch. 296 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,967 - Hey, what's up, iCarly? 297 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,011 We wanna play you a little song, and it goes like this. 298 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:56,563 - ♪ 299 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,735 - And Yurgin. 300 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,741 And Klaus, yeah. 301 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,746 And Vooshnod, whoo woo. 302 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,336 Olaf. 303 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,048 And Yussle... 304 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,306 And Buckminshta. 305 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,231 And that is what we call European Fun Guy teamwork, baby! 306 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,733 - Yeah! 307 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,738 - ♪ 308 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,284 - Boom! - GIBBY: Two? 309 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,869 You're gettin' faster. 310 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,036 - Never underestimate the power of shirtless 311 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,455 European men in swimsuits. 312 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,291 - I never do. 313 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,504 - CARLY: Okay, you won't see any better bottle blowin' than that. 314 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,381 - SAM: Which is why the iCarly Award for... 315 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,050 - BOTH: Best Bottle Blowing. - Goes to... 316 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,095 - BOTH: Jessica and her bottle blowing friends. 317 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,556 - Get out here, kids. - CARLY: Come on, guys. 318 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,393 - SAM: You guys blow bottles like no other. 319 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,395 I applaud your bottle-blowing skills. 320 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,481 Yeah. - Thanks. 321 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,190 We all wrote little speeches, so should we do-- 322 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,693 - Take care now! - Thanks, you guys! 323 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,612 - Take good care of yourself. Keep blowing bottles though. 324 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,531 - Congrats. 325 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,618 - SAM: And now, since I drank five sodas 326 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,454 before we started tonight, I must go pee. 327 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,415 - Sam... - You want my bladder to explode live on the Internet? 328 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,208 - No. - Freddie, you're on. 329 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,543 Gibby, take the camera. 330 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,549 - Hello. - Half-step to the left. 331 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,802 - Nyeah. 332 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,720 - Now, everyone has hula-hooped at one time or another. 333 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,763 - I know, I have. 334 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,977 - But check out this video of a boy named River... 335 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,437 - Who hula-hoops just a little better than most people. 336 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,190 - And now we gesture broadly to the monitor... 337 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,736 - RIVER: I'm River and I'm 7-years-old. 338 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:13,199 - ♪ The hula-hoopin' boy ♪ 339 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,118 ♪ The hula-hoopin' boy ♪ 340 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,413 ♪ He's a hula-hoopin' boy ♪ 341 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,337 - Yeah! Hu-la-la! - Hula gusto! Eh. 342 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,799 - Now the iCarly Award for... 343 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,468 - BOTH: Most Insane Hula Hooper. 344 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,346 - Goes to... - BOTH: River. 345 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,976 - FREDDIE: Yeah. Nice goin', River. 346 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,519 - Is there something you'd like to say 347 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,312 to the people watching online? - Nope. 348 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,819 - River had some place to go. 349 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,529 - But that's cool, 'cause it's time for us 350 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,280 to start presenting the next iCarly Award. 351 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,409 - Yes, it is, Carly. Next-- - Back behind the camera, tech boy. 352 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,202 - There's no respect. 353 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,290 - Okay, skydiving is a pretty crazy thing to do, right? 354 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,377 - Like it was, kind of, insane when we jumped out of a plane in Japan. 355 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,837 - But skydiving is even more challenging 356 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,672 when you're doing it without a plane... 357 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,425 - Or a parachute. - Impossible you say? - Well, stop sayin' stuff... 358 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,176 - CARLY: And take a look at this video 359 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,721 sent in by two iCarly fans named, Kayla and Justin. 360 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,389 - This is hot, y'all. 361 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:24,062 - Hey, iCarly, we wanna show you what we can do. 362 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,152 - JUSTIN: iCarly rocks! 363 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,533 - Yeah! - That was insane, wasn't it? - I love the choreography, how they pulled it together. 364 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,954 - How do they do it? - I know, I dunno. Who knows? 365 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,539 - Okay, without a doubt.... - The award for... 366 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:47,919 - BOTH: Best Sky-Diving In A Wind Tunnel Type Thingy. - Goes to... 367 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,713 - BOTH: Kayla and Justin. 368 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,381 - Come on, you guys. 369 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:57,053 - SPENCER: Okay, European Fun Guys, only two awards left to go! 370 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,387 Yeah! 371 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,558 - Spencer? - Yes, Buckminshta? 372 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,685 - You are sure this is okay with our photographer 373 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,771 that we stay and do this? 374 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,648 - Oh, shoosh, yeah. 375 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,900 - Augh! Argh! 376 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,117 - Okay, this next guy has a special place in our hearts. 377 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,410 - If you saw the first iCarly web show ever... 378 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,079 - Then you'll definitely remember this video clip. 379 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,664 - Play it, Fredifer. 380 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,999 - Playback. 381 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,380 - CARLY: Wow! 382 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,425 Yeah, one of our favorite clips of all time! 383 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,136 - And he's back here with us tonight... 384 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,762 - To receive the award for... 385 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,723 - BOTH. Best Video Of Milk Squirting From Eye. 386 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,976 - SAM: It's our friend from the very first iCarly. 387 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,311 - BOTH: Simon! - Yeah. 388 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,438 Come out here milk boy. - Squirt it out, Simon. 389 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,315 - CARLY: What's up? - SAM: We love you, Simon. 390 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,233 - CARLY: Thanks. - SAM: Oh, Simon. 391 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:55,319 - SAM: Okay. 392 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,075 We love you, Simon. - Thanks, Simon, thanks. 393 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,164 - Bye-bye. 394 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,416 - Thanks. - SAM: All right. 395 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,335 - Thanks, Simon. - Thanks so much. 396 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,713 - And now... 397 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,297 Wait one sec. 398 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,892 Okay, and now it's time for the final iCarly Award 399 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,351 of the night. 400 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,898 - But the good news is this next video clip is um... 401 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,816 - It's umm... 402 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:34,942 - Amazing? - Disturbing? 403 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,861 - Amazing and disturbing. 404 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,863 - Take a look. - If you dare. 405 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,492 - NICK; My name is Nick and they call me tongue boy. 406 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,827 This is why. 407 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,560 - Okaaaaay... 408 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,605 - We don't understand how that's possible. 409 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,608 - But you saw it right here. Now let's bring Nick out. 410 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,778 - So we can present him with the iCarly award for... 411 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:23,532 - BOTH: Most Interesting Yet Frightening Tongue Of All Time. 412 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,118 - Here's Nick, or as he's better known... 413 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,078 - BOTH: Tongue boy! 414 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,495 - SAM: All right. 415 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:36,003 Oh, I love your tongue. Your tongue is beautiful. - CARLY: You rock! 416 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,379 All right. Show 'em, tongue boy! 417 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,715 - Sure. 418 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:45,972 - It's unusual. 419 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,433 - It's wigglin'. 420 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,561 - It's done! Here. 421 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,354 Here, tongue boy. This is for you, sir. 422 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,732 - Cool, thanks. - Don't do that. 423 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,486 - Okay, people, I think we're done. 424 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:03,781 - CARLY: Nope, we still have one final iCarly Award to present. 425 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,159 - Uh, you said ten. I don't have any more. 426 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,203 - And the iCarly Award for Best iCarly Award Builder 427 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:12,539 And Best Big Brother Of All Time, goes to... 428 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,792 Spencer! - Yeah! 429 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,715 - Thank you! 430 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,178 Oh, thank you. 431 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,720 Glorious. 432 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,350 - The swimsuit models are guys? 433 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:33,727 - Fun Guys. 434 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:39,650 - Okay, that's really it! - From all of us here at iCarly. 435 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:49,785 - ♪ 436 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,136 - FREDDIE: This has been the first ever... 437 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,722 iCarly Awards. 438 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:21,942 - BOY: Elizabeth, Elizabeth... 439 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,320 - Who's there? 440 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:27,990 - BOY: Your floating boxers. 441 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,367 - Boxers? 442 00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:32,036 - BOY: I come from your brother's 443 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,372 dirty laundry. 444 00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:35,915 - Aah! 445 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,833 - [timer dings] - MAN: Mmm!