1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,512 - Bad, bad tuna! Bad, bad tuna! 2 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,388 Bad! 3 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,724 - And that's the proper way to spank a tuna fish. 4 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,479 Okay, and now to prove iCarly can be educational. 5 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,189 - Let's bring out 4 kindergarteners who live here 6 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,691 in Carly's building. 7 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,610 - [applause] 8 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,028 - CARLY: Yeah. - SPENCER: Woo, hi. 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,030 - Hello, children. 10 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,241 It's time to learn about our nation's monuments. 11 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:37,120 - So, let's take a look at... 12 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,582 - BOTH: The Statue of Gibberty. 13 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:41,583 - CARLY: Whoa! 14 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,463 - Baa! - KIDS: [screaming] 15 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,468 - Now, how about a hand for those little kids 16 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:52,720 we just emotionally scarred. 17 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,304 - Whoo! - Yeah. 18 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,473 - So proud of myself. 19 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,975 Okay, that's about it for this iCarly. 20 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:00,227 - Except... - Oh, yeah. 21 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:03,022 - Do you guys remember Wade Collins? - That obnoxious hob-knocker from America Sings? 22 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,566 - One might call him hob-noxious. 23 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,192 - Oh, Carly. 24 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,653 - Anyway, you guys remember that music video 25 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,112 Freddie directed for him? 26 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,365 - Tell our fans the big news, Fredenstein. 27 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,075 - According to PearTunes, the Wade Collins 28 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,160 music video we made is the number three 29 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,413 most downloaded video of the year. 30 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,081 - And that deserves one of these. 31 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:24,209 - [applause] 32 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,838 - We still hate that guy. - He be hobbin' and knockin'. 33 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,464 - But we're very proud of Freddie for directing 34 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,132 and editing the video. 35 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,134 - Carly and Sam helped a lot. 36 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,720 There's no way I coulda gotten it all done. 37 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,221 - [screaming] 38 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,767 - Stop, please. 39 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,936 Hey, quit it! That's not patriotic! 40 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:45,146 Carly, Sam! I'm the Statue of Gibberty! 41 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,648 Where's the respect? 42 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,609 Aah, aah, stop. 43 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,985 - Kids. 44 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,779 They're gonna sleep good tonight. 45 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,617 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two... 46 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,914 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 47 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:04,123 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 48 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:07,168 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 49 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,048 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 50 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:13,008 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 51 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:16,177 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 52 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:21,600 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 53 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,936 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 54 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:27,856 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 55 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,483 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 56 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:32,527 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 57 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,989 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side ♪ 58 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,533 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 59 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,120 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best ♪ 60 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,872 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 61 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,249 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 62 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:51,755 ♪ Leave it all to me, just leave it all to me ♪♪♪ 63 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,934 - Whatcha watchin'? - Our Wade Collins music video. 64 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,561 - Man, I can't believe that thing's still in the top 20. 65 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,188 - We did a good a job with that fudge bag. 66 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,526 - Hey, what's the most downloaded video of all time? 67 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,070 - Um, let's see. 68 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,322 Oh, yeah, Ginger Fox: Hate Me, Love Me. 69 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,491 - Mm-hmm, I love that song. - Yeah, Ginger was good. 70 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,618 - Yeah, 'til her career went in the toilet. 71 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,704 Remember that insane video of her last year? 72 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:27,749 - Yeah, wait. Hang on. Um, oh, here it is. 73 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,584 - MAN in VIDEO: Ginger, what are you doing? 74 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,087 - Washing my hair. 75 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,380 - MAN in VIDEO: That's not even shampoo, 76 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,549 that's blue cheese dressing. 77 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,300 - Oh. 78 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,846 - Get out of my bathroom! - That chick's a disaster. 79 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:43,682 - Carly. Where's Carly? - Groovy Smoothie. 80 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,018 - Ooh, text her and tell her to bring me a corn dog. 81 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,352 - They don't sell corn dogs. 82 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,730 - I know, she'll be so confused. 83 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,107 Anyway, so get this, I was just at Hey Food 84 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,775 buying groceries, and as I'm coming out, 85 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:56,737 I meet this woman, this like totally super hot woman 86 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,072 wearing a sweater. 87 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,447 So I start flirtin' her up, right? 88 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,991 - Sure. 89 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,576 - Then I say: "Yo, let's go grab a donut". 90 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,327 and she goes: "M'kay", so I took her 91 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,996 to that religious donut shop around the corner. 92 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,790 - Holy-O's? - No, Amazing Glaze. 93 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,376 Anyway, it turns out she's really fun and cool 94 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,753 and single and female and she's coming here 95 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:13,879 to have dinner with me tomorrow night. 96 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:14,963 Oh! - Nice. 97 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,965 - Tchyaaa. 98 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,176 - So where are the groceries? 99 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,055 - You left them at the donut shop. 100 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,974 - No. - Where ya goin'? 101 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,018 - To the donut shop. 102 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:38,153 - Roll over, roll over. 103 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,615 Roll over! 104 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:47,412 - Ginger, you need to go out there and rehearse. 105 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,206 You haven't had a hit song in three years. 106 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:52,042 - So? Neither have you. 107 00:04:56,088 --> 00:05:00,175 - You know, there are plates and spoons right there. 108 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,846 - I don't need to rehearse. 109 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:08,267 - Do you know how many people watch the Pop Music Awards? 110 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:10,227 - Rabbit, sit. 111 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,646 - 15 million people. 112 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,649 You've got to be amazing to make a comeback really happen. 113 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,235 - Uh, but I think I'm the biggest pop star 114 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,904 like ever. 115 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,615 - Were, you were. - Aaah! 116 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,994 - And you can be again, if you'll please, 117 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,496 just get out there and do what the director tells you. 118 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:33,458 - I fired the director. - Just go-- you what? 119 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,837 - He kept telling me what to do. 120 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,840 - 'Cause he's the director. - Not anymore. 121 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,471 - Look at that. 122 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,347 - LESLIE: What, the Wade Collins video? What about it? 123 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,433 - Get me the dude who directed that. 124 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,893 - Look, we can't just change directors 125 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,436 in the middle of-- 126 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,813 - Get me the director who did that video! 127 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,898 - Okay, okay. 128 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,150 - You stay! 129 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,823 - Special seasoning. 130 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,536 - Oh, all right, just tell me, 131 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,288 what is wrong with you? 132 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,914 - What do you mean? 133 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,458 - You're handsome, you're funny, you're smart, 134 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,085 and you can cook. 135 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,547 - Don't forget about my very special socks. 136 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:25,468 - Wheew. - Wow. 137 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,386 - You don't see that on most men, do you? 138 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,139 - Can't say I do. 139 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:36,063 Oh. Hmm, you're doing it again. 140 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,232 - What? - Staring at me. 141 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:42,110 - I'm sorry, I didn't-- it's just something about you 142 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,445 looks very familiar to me. 143 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,198 You're sure we've never met before? 144 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,866 - Not before yesterday, no. 145 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,244 - Huh, it's so weird 'cause when I look in your face, 146 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,162 it's like I can see-- - [doorbell] 147 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,956 - Excuse me, one sec. 148 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,209 I'm comin'. 149 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,589 Oh, hey, guys. 150 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,258 - 'Sup? - Carly here? 151 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,551 - SPENCER: Nah, she and Sam went to Build-A-Bra. 152 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,387 - They're always kickin' me out of that place. 153 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,057 - Yeah. Can Gibby and I run upstairs 154 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,850 real quick and install this? 155 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,186 - Sure, but make it fast. I got a hot one in the kitchen. 156 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,146 - Ooo. - No worries. 157 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:22,483 - Gibby? - Mom? 158 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,153 - Oh, my God. 159 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,953 - Hey, there. 160 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,831 I'm home from school. 161 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:45,132 Wee-oop, wee-oop, wee-oop, wee-oop, wee-oop. 162 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,135 - Oh, hey. 163 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,847 - Whatcha doin'? - Watching TV. 164 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,475 - Well, then, maybe you oughta turn it on. 165 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,688 - You're mocking my pain? - What's the matter? 166 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:05,777 - What's-- I have a crush on Gibby's mom. 167 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,238 - Okay, I still don't get why that's such a big problem. 168 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,073 - 'Cause when I look at her now, 169 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:14,161 all I see is Gibby's face, Gibby's eyes, Gibby's nose, 170 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,914 Gibby's lips. Oh, I can't kiss Gibby lips. 171 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,210 - Okay, why don't you just-- - [doorbell rings] 172 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,837 - --try to relax. 173 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,967 Hi. - Hi, I'm Leslie Grant. 174 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,262 You're Carly Shay? - Yeah. Um...? 175 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,306 - I'm Ginger Fox's manager. 176 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,475 - Ginger Fox, like, the Ginger Fox? 177 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,477 - Yeah, I had an appointment with you here. 178 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,188 I talked to some guy named...Spencer. 179 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,943 - Oh, yeah, Ginger Fox's manager called. 180 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,154 He's coming over here to meet you. 181 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,740 Oh, Gibby lips. 182 00:08:52,782 --> 00:09:00,999 - ♪ 183 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,709 - Where is she? 184 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,127 - I'm sick of waitin' for this chick. Let's bail. 185 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,753 - No. - We're not gonna pass up 186 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,588 a chance to work with Ginger Fox. 187 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,383 She's a huge star. 188 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,592 - She was, 'til she hopped on the psycho train and crashed 189 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,221 into Has-Been Island. 190 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:18,225 - Technically, you can't take a train to an island. 191 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,018 See, they're surrounded by water, so there's no-- 192 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,686 - Dude. - I'll shut up. 193 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,900 - Look, Ginger's manager said that she's gotten some, 194 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,568 you know, mental help, and now she's ready 195 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,112 to make a big comeback. 196 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,655 - MAN in SPEAKER: All dancers to stage. 197 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,408 - Hi, sorry to keep you guys waiting. 198 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,909 I had some trouble getting Ginger 199 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,244 out of her dressing room. 200 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,704 - Is that blood on your face? 201 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,789 - Yeah, Ginger stabbed me with a fork. 202 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,961 Here we go. 203 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:50,424 Ginger, this is-- where did Ginger go? 204 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,967 - Um, she's over there, using the bathroom. 205 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,553 - There's a bathroom back there? 206 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,012 - No. 207 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,474 - [nervous laugh] 208 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,808 - CARLY: [sarcastic laugh] 209 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,769 - Oh, there she is. 210 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,188 - Wow. - Gross. 211 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,107 - Come, meet some friends. 212 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,858 - Who are they? 213 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,860 - These are the people who made that video you liked? 214 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,695 - [gasps] Hamster In My Pasta? 215 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,824 - No, the Wade Collins music video. 216 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,494 - And they're gonna help you do an amazing performance 217 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,246 on the PMAs. 218 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,663 - Oh, we haven't agreed to that yet. 219 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,165 - Yes, we have. 220 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,959 - Um, aren't the PMAs in like five days? 221 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,835 Are we gonna have enough time? - It's cool. 222 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,712 The last director already had a basic routine worked out. 223 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,089 Here. 224 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,007 Larry, cue the song from the top. 225 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,675 - LARRY: You got it. 226 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,553 - Ginger, why don't you and the other guys show 'em 227 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,138 what you got so far, huh? 228 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,806 - Okay. 229 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:51,734 - ♪ 230 00:10:53,861 --> 00:11:01,119 ♪ 231 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,579 - Oww! - Aah! 232 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,705 - God, be careful. 233 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,664 - DANCER: Aah. 234 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:09,961 - ♪ 235 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,880 - Ginger, Ginger. 236 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,215 Kill the song. 237 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:18,094 - Ow. What?! 238 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,471 - You're doing the wrong moves. 239 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,099 No, no, don't throw it. Don't. 240 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,603 - Owww! 241 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,316 There's a fork in my shoulder. 242 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,446 - All right, who gave Ginger another fork? 243 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,905 - Ugh. 244 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,074 - [groaning] 245 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,372 - ♪ 246 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,123 - [grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 247 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,126 - Ew, it's really stuck in there. 248 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,710 - SAM: Just move. - Wait, no, no, no. 249 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,131 Sam, Sam, don't! Aah. 250 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,552 - Look, I'm really sorry about that. 251 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,345 Ginger can be a little-- - Hey, Backstage Hollywood 252 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,347 is ready to talk to you. - Good. 253 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,974 I'll be back in a sec, don't leave. 254 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:11,356 - [coughing] 255 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,191 - Can you believe that six years ago 256 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,569 Buzz Magazine named her "Sexiest Woman Alive"? 257 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,156 - Man, I gotta go hack this up. 258 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,285 - That's pretty sexy. 259 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,706 - GINGER: [coughing, dry-heaving] 260 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,416 - Here they are, right here. 261 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,001 - What's this about? 262 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,461 - What do you-- - What'd you--- 263 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,255 - I'm here with the iCarly crew, 264 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,798 the creative masterminds behind, what could be Ginger Fox's 265 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,927 comeback performance at Friday night's Pop Music Awards. 266 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,679 - No, that's wrong and-- 267 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,472 - There's been a little bit of a mix-up, we're not-- 268 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,849 - What inspired you to hire the iCarly team 269 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,351 to revive Ginger's career? 270 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,395 - Well, Ginger's a big fan of iCarly. 271 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,272 So it just seemed like a perfect fit. 272 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,982 - This isn't live, is it? Is this live? 273 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,693 - Yes. 274 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,279 Well, I know the whole world will be watching to see 275 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,656 if Ginger Fox still has that superstar magic. 276 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,452 - Well, whatever happens, it'll be 'cause of these guys. 277 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,246 - Señor, that's-- - Please listen to-- 278 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,416 - I'm Jessica Warner for Backstage Hollywood. 279 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,917 - If we could just have-- - JESSICA: Bye, kids. 280 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,960 - MAN: That's a wrap. 281 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:25,846 - ♪ 282 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,726 - I'm having such a nice time. 283 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:33,062 - Yeah, that's so good. 284 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,028 - You know, I was worried. 285 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,324 - What about? 286 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,075 - That you were never gonna call me again. 287 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,370 - Oh, well, why wouldn't I? 288 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,540 - 'Cause you seemed a little weirded out 289 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,417 when you found out I was Gibby's mom. 290 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,461 - Oh, well, not really, no. 291 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:01,382 I mean, Gibby's a great kid and you're his nice mom. 292 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,511 It's not a thing. 293 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,222 - Good. 294 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:14,312 So, isn't there something you would rather do 295 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,272 than watch the movie? 296 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,110 - Aah! 297 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,365 - What's wrong? - Nothing, nothing. 298 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,702 I just-- I saw a spider in your hair. 299 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,709 There, it's dead. 300 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,674 Maybe we should watch a part of... 301 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,143 - Aah! 302 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:59,232 - Now, what's wrong? - Gibby lips. 303 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,117 - I found her. - Oh, finalmente. 304 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,661 - Finally. - Oh, 'bout time. 305 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,705 - She was supposed to be here four hours ago. 306 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,541 - You said 2:00. - It's 6:00. 307 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,794 - Well, I didn't know if you meant o'clock AM 308 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,087 or o'clock PM 309 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,885 - You're o'mazingly stupid. 310 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,636 - What did she say? 311 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,138 - I'll leave you guys to it. Good luck. 312 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,432 - Calcetin. - Thank you. 313 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,600 - Great. 314 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,530 - Okay, people, let's rehearse this. 315 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,156 Can we get a wireless mic on her, please? 316 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,408 - LARRY: On it. 317 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,078 - Okay, Ginger, to start, we're just gonna rehearse 318 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,246 your vocals. 319 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,208 - SAM: Uh, dancers, you dance. 320 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,045 - Everybody, ready? - DANCER: Ready. 321 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,801 - Nice. 322 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,637 - Cue the track! - LARRY: Track's up. 323 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:16,434 - ♪ 324 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,896 - ♪ Hello, is everybody watchin'? ♪ 325 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,399 ♪ Before, I get the party blah, blah ♪ 326 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:27,487 ♪ You know you wanna be invited, step right up ♪ 327 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114 ♪ And dah d'dah dah dah-- [unintelligible] ♪ 328 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,784 - Ginger! Ginger-- 329 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,368 - Kill the track! 330 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,707 - Listen, I'm not gonna be able to sing that good 331 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,542 while I'm dancing, you know. 332 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,254 - Right. - Yeah, we wouldn't expect that. 333 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,300 - Excuse me. Ginger, hi. 334 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,844 Your ex-husband dropped off your baby. 335 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,846 - Oh, hi, baby. 336 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,141 Hi, baby. Someone take this. 337 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,940 - [baby crying] 338 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,694 - [knocking] 339 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,613 - CHARLOTTE: Spencer, I know you're home, Spencer. 340 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,785 - Hi. 341 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,078 - Okay, you've ignored my phone calls, my e-mails, 342 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,246 my text messages. 343 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,875 - I can't do this. - Why? 344 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:25,670 - It's not you, it's your face. - Well. 345 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,505 - You look too much like your son. 346 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,716 I can't kiss a woman when all I see is a bunch of Gibby. 347 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,469 - I've known Carly for three years. 348 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,304 She's been over to our house, I've given her rides 349 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,764 home from school. 350 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,685 - SPENCER: So? - So, you two look alike. 351 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,770 And if I can handle kissing a man who looks 352 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,564 like his little sister, you should be able 353 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,026 to handle kissing me, even if I look like my son. 354 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,823 - Well, I can give it a try. 355 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:08,254 I don't see Gibby. Wanna kiss again? 356 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,923 - Aah! 357 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,675 - What?! What's wrong? - You look like Carly. 358 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,802 - Ya-aah! - Why did you scream? 359 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,846 - You look like Gibby. - Aah! 360 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,890 - Aah! - Aah! 361 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,529 - ♪ I'm sitting here without your love ♪ 362 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,822 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 363 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,198 - How could Ginger Fox 364 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,200 have seemed so awesome seven years ago? 365 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,870 - She was young then. Now, she's all 26 and old. 366 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,915 - And even back then, it wasn't real. 367 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,333 Just editing, audio voice filters. 368 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,544 - Well, in two days, she has to appear live, 369 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,170 and the whole world knows we're responsible 370 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,547 for her performance. 371 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,132 - She can lip-sync the song. 372 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,759 - And how does that help the fact that she dances 373 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,011 like a diseased elephant? 374 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,429 Argh, I'm so mean. 375 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,014 Do you see what pressure does to me? 376 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,516 It brings out my mean. - All right, let's think. 377 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:07,021 We have a talentless woman who can't sing, can't dance, 378 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,984 and looks terrible. - Ooh, this thinkin's fun. 379 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,486 - Lip-syncing fixes the singing issue. 380 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,447 - And I guess, hair, makeup, costumes, lighting, 381 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:20,118 and no close-ups can make her look less disgusting. 382 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,996 - Little creative choreography? - I don't know. 383 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,664 - How did we get stuck in all this 384 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,040 Ginger Fox chiz anyway? 385 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,875 - Oh, it's not that bad. 386 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,961 - [baby crying] 387 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,171 - Then you change her baby this time. 388 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,013 Careful, he's a distance pee-er. 389 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,311 - HOST: Up next, Ginger Fox. 390 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,689 - You guys ready to put Ginger back on top? 391 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,899 - No. - Not really. 392 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,318 - Huh? - Ginger has zero talent. 393 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,779 - I know. 394 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,239 That's why I made this your responsibility. 395 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:03,410 If she fails, she blames you iCarly people, not me. 396 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,246 - Don't you think that's kind of slimy? 397 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,833 - Uh, I'm in the music business. 398 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,671 - HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, 399 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,548 please welcome three-time platinum selling artist 400 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,801 and two-time PMA winner: Ginger Fox. 401 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,845 - [crowd cheering] 402 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,222 - Here we go. - Fingers crossed. 403 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,933 - Can I get a sandwich? 404 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,816 - ♪ Let's get this started ♪ 405 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,319 ♪ Hello, is everybody watchin'? ♪ 406 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,656 ♪ Before I get the party started ♪ 407 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,576 ♪ You know, you wanna be invited ♪ 408 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,787 - She looks okay, from a distance. 409 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,084 ♪ Feel the groove when we move I'm the center ♪ 410 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,503 ♪ Get it right every night like I meant to ♪ 411 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:58,841 ♪ When it all goes down you're gonna love me ♪ 412 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,135 ♪ You're gonna tell me that you're ready to go ♪ 413 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,054 ♪ I'm already there, look up in the air ♪ 414 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,847 ♪ 'Cause I'm the star of the show ♪ 415 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:08,184 ♪ I'm number one, baby, always number one baby ♪ 416 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,979 ♪ So forget what you heard this is my world ♪ 417 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,027 - This is working. 418 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,570 - Just keep your fingers crossed. 419 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,740 Go wide, camera seven. 420 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,954 - That's too much light! We can see her face! 421 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,288 - More smoke. 422 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,250 - Thank you. 423 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,004 - I gotta say, this isn't half bad. 424 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,551 - Except her lip-syncing is pretty off. 425 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,929 - FREDDIE: It doesn't even look like 426 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,388 she's singing the right song. 427 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,182 Go wide again, camera seven. 428 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,518 - Hurry, and more smoke. And where's my sandwich? 429 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:01,279 - Why's the audience cheering her? 430 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,823 - SAM: She's just marching around the stage like an idiot. 431 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,912 - Did she shave under her arms? 432 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,957 I don't think she shaved under her arms. 433 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,127 What girl doesn't shave her underarms? 434 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:27,387 - ♪ 435 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,682 - [crowd cheering] 436 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,726 - Unbelievable. 437 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,561 - JESSICA: Okay, you just saw a replay 438 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,647 of the Ginger Fox live performance 439 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,482 from earlier tonight. 440 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,151 And as you can hear from this crowd, 441 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,444 Ginger is a hit, yet again. 442 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,530 - Ginger Fox has no talent. 443 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,406 - She can't do anything. 444 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,242 - Maybe, it's best they don't know. 445 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,452 - I feel like I kissed Gibby. 446 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,664 - Here comes Ginger Fox, right now. 447 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,958 - GIRLS: [screaming] 448 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,962 - Has anybody seen my baby? His name is Brian. 449 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,507 - It's Billy. - His name is Billy. 450 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,593 - Oh, Ginger. 451 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,600 - Aah! I just had a nightmare. - Aah! 452 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,102 Then you better go to iCarly.com. 453 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,770 - You have to get my hotel room. 454 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,274 - Aah! - I know! 455 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,484 - iCarly.com has special videos. - Awesome pics. 456 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,112 - Blogs. - Highlights from the web show. 457 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,947 - I know, I'm part of iCarly.com. 458 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,116 - You are? - You're lucky! 459 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,369 - Then you should go to iCarly.com. 460 00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,662 - Okay, what is going on? - You're having a nightmare! 461 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,955 - Still? - Yeah. 462 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,207 - [timer dings] - MAN: Mmm! 463 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,960 - ♪