1 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,428 - What are we gonna do? - Oh, man, I don't know. 2 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,763 Let post fix it. - Miranda. 3 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:13,931 - Miranda. - Oh, God. 4 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,356 - Sneezed, tissue. - I got it, I got it. 5 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,904 - Thanks. - It's always a pleasure. 6 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:31,782 - Everything ready? - Yeah. We got the video cued on the studio set. 7 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,200 - Cool. Bring Jerry, okay? 8 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,743 - You got it. Bring Jerry to set. 9 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,831 - Miranda, I have Dan Schneider on the phone for you. He says it's really important. 10 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,290 - Take a message. 11 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,834 - Hey, Dan, yeah, she's busy. 12 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,754 - Hey, Miranda, cucumber or brick? 13 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:46,964 - Brick. 14 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,215 - We're going with the brick. 15 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,299 - GUY: Miranda likes the brick. 16 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:56,932 - Hey, I have Jerry. 17 00:00:58,642 --> 00:00:59,768 - What's goin' on? - Just sit. 18 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,778 - Uh...Did I do something wrong? 19 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,530 'Cause I really need this job. 20 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:15,200 - Look, Jerry, I-- - You know I love playing Spencer. 21 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,037 - I know. I just need to talk to you about something. 22 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,330 - Yeah, I also really need the money. I just leased a new car 23 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,916 and my dog has a thyroid condition 24 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,500 that's really expensive to treat. 25 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,710 - I'm not firing you. 26 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,004 - Whew. Thanks. 27 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,631 - You just gotta start working a little harder in rehearsal. 28 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,008 - What do you mean? 29 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,300 - You've been messing up too much. 30 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,012 - I have--No, I haven't. 31 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,555 - Haven't you? 32 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,640 - Well... 33 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,559 - Maybe you need to take a look at this. 34 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,394 - Take a look at what? What is going on? 35 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,604 I was just in the bathroom and-- 36 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,354 - Shh. 37 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:50,819 - Um, but almost definitely sour cream. 38 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,572 Hold, uh--sour milk. 39 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,949 - I didn't say they were hot. 40 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,450 - Dan, you didn't say--dyoods. 41 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,202 - [speaking gibberish] 42 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:03,290 - I know you guys are mad I wouldn't let you go to the fight but... 43 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:06,376 Sorry, I don't know what line to say. 44 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,796 - FREDDIE: Why are you drinking Ketchup? 45 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,714 - My magic meatball told me to. 46 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,133 And the rescue of the horklops 47 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,719 from the planet Jooveron! 48 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,972 - That--! 49 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,599 - I'm gonna use the word "flawless." 50 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:25,562 Proton missiles set to-- 51 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:26,981 What's the line? 52 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,607 - What was that crash? - We're fine. 53 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:32,111 The elevator just fell nine stories to the... 54 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:33,779 - To the what? - The basement. 55 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,030 It's in the basement. 56 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,531 - Can you show me where that is? 57 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,325 - It's on the stairs. - I'll take those. 58 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,701 - That's a really old video game 59 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:40,911 from like the last century. 60 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,496 One of the most pop-- 61 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,873 I don't know what to say anymore. 62 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,167 But, I have a got a wagon full of dog parts 63 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,295 and a big bag of dog hair... 64 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,007 - DIRECTOR: Hold. 65 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,467 - I got a wagon full of dog parts apparently. 66 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,385 Talk's cheap chot--toder? 67 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,474 - That's not his name. 68 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,266 - Why? 69 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:07,855 - Sorry. 70 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,398 - [laughter] 71 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,068 - I told you, I have a boyfriend. 72 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,236 - Is he served with soft chee-- What? 73 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,366 - DIRECTOR: Go back to one. 74 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,035 - JERRY: I don't know what I'm doing. 75 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,997 I'm sorry. I just-- 76 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,165 Can I have a minute? 77 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,499 - Don't be embarrassed. 78 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,417 - Just roll the main titles, please? 79 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,211 ♪ I know-- the world will change ♪ 80 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,881 Just roll it, please, come on. 81 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:37,176 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two... 82 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,678 - ♪ 83 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,097 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 84 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,099 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 85 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:47,227 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 86 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,106 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 87 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,525 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 88 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,277 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 89 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:02,034 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 90 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,161 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 91 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:08,082 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 92 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,708 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 93 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,669 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 94 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,421 ♪ And the time to see ♪ 95 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:18,466 ♪ The brighter side of every situation ♪ 96 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,385 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 97 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:24,098 ♪ So give your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 98 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:28,227 ♪ Leave it all to me, leave it all to me ♪ 99 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:32,064 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 100 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,320 - ♪ 101 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,614 - JERRY: Okay, okay. 102 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,199 I am not the only actor on iCarly 103 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,617 that sometimes messes up their lines. 104 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,993 Here, let me see this. 105 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,453 - Oh, don't, don't touch my mouse. 106 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,038 - No, I'm-- - MIRANDA: Don't touch it. 107 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,581 You're a dirty person. - I'm not a dirty person. 108 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,749 - Okay, fine, do it. 109 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,042 - Ah-ha! 110 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,044 Nathan bloopers! 111 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,503 Let's take a look at this. 112 00:04:57,047 --> 00:05:00,259 - Mr. Blanton picked up Sam on--ha-mad-ooven. 113 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,428 He's just--he's just pernoding. 114 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,139 That's what he's doing. 115 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,808 And the cheerleaders, let's meet the fear leader. 116 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,851 - [babbling] 117 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,270 - Well, I thought you might wanna snack, 118 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,687 so I took some raisin bread, 119 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,189 put a little butter and toast on it. 120 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,774 Then, I put a little butter on toast on it, 121 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,775 then cinnamoned it. 122 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,030 - Just hurry up and--Yeah. [babbling] 123 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,406 - What? - I don't even know. 124 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,992 - That's okay. You look good in a tux. 125 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,494 - Thank you. 126 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,204 You're coming with us to The Groovy Smoothie to interview all the guys who entered your little... 127 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,832 [babbling] 128 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,500 - Come on, can you really bring-- [babbles] 129 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,961 - In the-- [babbling] 130 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,297 I am so confused. 131 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:39,631 You guys think I'm funny? 132 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,259 Hello. 133 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:45,220 Puberty. All righty. 134 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,847 'Cause if you're dating Shane, 135 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,307 that'll make Carly want a boyfriend, and then I-- 136 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,891 - Oh, shh, shh. Here, he comes. Go, leave. 137 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,353 Why are you blocking your face, I didn't pull it out yet. 138 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,024 - Okay, guys, look, well, no-- 139 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,943 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm just fine. 140 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:04,031 Hook up my TID cable from the UGC port on left-- 141 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,741 [babbling] [laughter] All right. 142 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,368 - So, this is really where you guys do iCarly from? 143 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,871 - Yeah, right upstairs. 144 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,956 I live across right-- 145 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,000 [babbling] 146 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,375 - GIRL: Do you? 147 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,752 - I don't bluff. 148 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,422 Okay, I was bluffing when I said I don't bluff. 149 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:25,052 But I'm serious about quitting. 150 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,345 - JENETTE: All right. 151 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:27,762 - That was it! 152 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,514 - Ha-ha. See that? 153 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,432 Nathan's made a lot of mistakes himself, 154 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,228 so I'm not the only one who wastes time while we're filming. 155 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,938 - So we clearly have a problem with the iCarly boys. 156 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,439 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 157 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,941 - What? 158 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,651 - Look at that one, fifth one down, see? 159 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,570 Jennette bloopers. 160 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:44,905 - This meeting is about you. 161 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,365 - Click on the Jennette thing. 162 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:47,741 Come on, just click on it. 163 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,284 I will come over there-- - Okay. 164 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:53,372 - Uh-- the boy doesn't make the dechis--ah. 165 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,497 Whoa, I'm sorry. 166 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,124 Gibby turns me down. 167 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,001 Like I'm not good enough for that shirtless potato! 168 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,460 - [beeping] 169 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,172 - Shoot. 170 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,177 We used some footage from a recent--re--ree-- 171 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,889 - Yeah. 172 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,140 - Why does he have two bullet holes in his eyes? 173 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:16,019 - Those are his eyes. - That was not right. 174 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:19,064 My mom just had laser eye surgery this morning and-- 175 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,523 No, it was this afternoon. 176 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,483 I'm sorry, wasn't this morning, it was 12. 177 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,652 Get out! Don't you lie to mamma. 178 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,239 [laughter] I'm sorry. 179 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,326 - Shoulda put it on my tray in the first place. 180 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,036 - You don't wanna know where I-- [babbling] 181 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,040 I'm Carly. I am not Carly. 182 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,218 I-- I thought you came first! 183 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,178 Well, since my mom doesn't fig-- 184 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,179 What? 185 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,181 - DIRECTOR: Back to one. 186 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,810 - Since my mom doesn't fig-- 187 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:57,852 Doctors can't fix? 188 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:58,812 I'm sorry. 189 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,607 Somebody barked behind us-- 190 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,151 It's not my fault. 191 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,819 Waiting around for people makes me crake-- 192 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,404 What? "Makes me crake"? 193 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:08,989 Why do I not rock? 194 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,240 Look at me, I'm rock-- I'm rocking right now. 195 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,118 I'm walkin'. 196 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,704 - Look. I know I'm not a perfect actor. 197 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,789 - Yeah. 198 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,499 - But you know as well as I do, 199 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,875 when you're making a TV show, 200 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,085 sometimes things just don't happen 201 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,711 the way they're supposed to. 202 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,797 - That's probably what's in this clip package. See? 203 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,799 "Things that didn't happen the way they were supposed to." 204 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,009 - JERRY: Mm-hmm. - Should I click it? 205 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,260 - I think you have to. 206 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,057 Take that. 207 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,310 Take that, telescope manufacturers. 208 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,189 - Ahh! 209 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:45,275 - DIRECTOR: Cut it! 210 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:51,781 Back to one. 211 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,953 - Open the door! 212 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,497 - Hello, the remote's gone again. 213 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,457 That's--Yeah-oh, 214 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:01,749 We lost it. 215 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,792 It's out of there. 216 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,252 Five...four-- 217 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:07,672 - My bad. 218 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,674 - Yeah. 219 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,134 What? 220 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,260 Oh, no. 221 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,552 - Our TV. 222 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,305 - Watch the TV swing out... 223 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,806 - [beep] 224 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,187 - Come on! 225 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,104 - I'm here. 226 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,949 - This ostrich thinks I'm a lady. 227 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,161 Whoa. 228 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,958 - DIRECTOR: Hold. 229 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,545 - Said "hold" too late. 230 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,295 - JERRY: Aah! 231 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,509 - JENETTE: Oh, my gosh. 232 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:53,385 - I'm fine. 233 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:55,887 - Uh-oh. - Oh, my God. 234 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,732 - Thank you. 235 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,902 - Yeah, anyway, on behalf of Briarwood-- 236 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,654 this is for you. 237 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,073 - What is this-- 238 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,913 - You know it is so lonely in the afternoons 239 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,164 without Freddie. 240 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,545 - I'm sorry. - DIRECTOR: Cut. 241 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,755 - SPENCER: This stuff was still in my mouth, dude. 242 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,090 It's all over the place. 243 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,133 - What's the matter with you? 244 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,177 - Uh-oh-- 245 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,145 Oh, dude. Why? 246 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,440 So, should we look at more clips? 247 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,816 - Sure. 248 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,109 Right after this commercial break! 249 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,277 - The camera's behind you. 250 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,696 - Right after this commercial break. 251 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,994 - We are back. 252 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,036 - The camera's behind you. 253 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,331 - We are back. 254 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,208 So, we were talking about recipes? 255 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,835 - No, we were talking about the fact 256 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,378 that you've been screwing up a lot on the show. 257 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,088 - Well, maybe I've been messing up 258 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,466 'cause I'm physically wrecked. - Wrecked? 259 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,884 - Yeah, 'cause of all the stunts I do on the show. 260 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,595 - You don't do that many stunts. 261 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,139 - Do so. Click on that. - MIRANDA: Click on what? 262 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,265 - JERRY: Fourth from the bottom. 263 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,850 - I'm clicking it. - Click. 264 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,435 - Come down from there before you hurt yourself. 265 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,728 - SPENCER: No worries, I got my legs wrapped around this pipe. 266 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,023 Aah! Ooh! 267 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,108 I'll get it. 268 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,111 Augh! - [phone ringing] 269 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,154 - SPENCER: Hey, you guys. 270 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,032 I was wondering--Aah. Ooh. 271 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,118 [yelling] 272 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,538 - CARLY: Fire! 273 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,125 - Aah! 274 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,086 Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo. 275 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,635 Whoo. 276 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,054 If you need me, I'll be at the gym. 277 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,642 Ha! 278 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,560 A-haa! 279 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,105 Stop, stop! 280 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,692 Got it! 281 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:19,280 - Hurry back. - Will do. 282 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,532 I know. 283 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,782 You know, when I was a kid, 284 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,117 I wanted to build one like this. 285 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,202 But dad always said there were-- 286 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,203 Aah! 287 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,830 Aah, ooh. 288 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,208 Will you turn that down a little? 289 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,251 [screaming] 290 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,378 Oh-ho! 291 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,130 Aah-ha-ha-ha! 292 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,174 [screaming] - I found it. 293 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,726 See all the stunts I do? 294 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,269 - So? We all do stunts. 295 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,103 - Prove it. 296 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:52,897 - What button? - The green one. 297 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,608 - I'm pressing the green one and nothing's happen-- 298 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,317 [screaming] 299 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,903 - Time for a confetti surprise. - Hit it. 300 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,947 - [explosion] - Aah! 301 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,907 - Move. - Ah, ow. 302 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,242 - Move ahead. - Ye-aah. 303 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,453 - Windmills... - Aah! 304 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,786 - Can you toss me an apple? 305 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,080 - Red or green? 306 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,164 - Red 'cause green apple always-- 307 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,790 Ow. 308 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,833 - Whoo. 309 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,762 Oww! 310 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:24,471 - Hit the floor. 311 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,076 No! 312 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:55,794 - ♪ 313 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,170 - [truck horn] 314 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,134 - You girls call me 315 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,552 when you learn to be a little more-- 316 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,930 Aah! 317 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,061 - Bad bear. - Aah. 318 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,062 Aah. 319 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,690 - Gibby. - Wait. 320 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,027 - [screaming] 321 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,945 - [doorbell] - It's Shelby. 322 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,698 [screams] 323 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,032 I'm not here! 324 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,535 How are we gonna get-- [screams] 325 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:30,870 - [screaming] 326 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,251 - Carly, don't let go! 327 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,754 - Why on Earth would I let go?! 328 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,550 See? Spencer isn't the only character on iCarly 329 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,426 that does stunts. - Yeah, anyway, you know 330 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,721 what really wastes time on set? - What? 331 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,430 - Everyone acting all silly, and being goofy, 332 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,349 and laughing and just being unprofessional. 333 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,226 - I think you're exaggerating. - No. 334 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,395 Here, let's watch this clip labeled... 335 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:12,412 - ♪ 336 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,297 - Dan sent me some direction via text message. 337 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,049 Let me clear this message here. 338 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,509 I will act better. 339 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,097 - ♪ When it all goes down I need to tell ya ♪ 340 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,807 ♪ You're gonna love me ♪ 341 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,517 ♪ You're gonna tell me that you're ready to go ♪ 342 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,352 ♪ I'm already there, look up in the air ♪ 343 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,187 ♪ 'Cause I'm the star of the show ♪ 344 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:42,275 ♪ I'm numba one, baby, always numba one baby ♪ 345 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,401 - I want to squeeze your cheeks. 346 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,114 What if I... 347 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:53,870 - Okay, let's be serious. 348 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,796 - DIRECTOR: Nathan. - FREDDIE: Yeah, I'm good. 349 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:03,880 Thanks, Dan. 350 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:04,839 - DIRECTOR: Easy, Nathan. 351 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,721 - Oh, we're waiting-- Miranda's learning her lines? 352 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,139 - DIRECTOR: Cut. - Are we already rolling? 353 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,267 Oh, we are-- 354 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,853 She's learning 'em as we're rolling? Okay. 355 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,647 - ♪ You're gonna love me ♪ 356 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:24,317 ♪ You're gonna tell me that you're ready to go ♪ 357 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,777 - Can I have the first line once? 358 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,696 - Okay, you can-- 359 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,657 - No, I wanna-- - No, do it. 360 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,408 - Whee. Who are you? 361 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,875 - [laughter] 362 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,255 - Look, I shouldn't just blame you and Jennette and Nathan 363 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,966 for messing up on the show. 364 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,092 - Yeah, there's that Gibby guy and what's his name? 365 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,385 Nevel and Lewbert? 366 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,470 - And other guest stars. 367 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,513 - Yeah, click that package. 368 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,306 - Okay. 369 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,391 - Aww, your song's over? 370 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,476 - Do another one. 371 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,939 - Oh my God, she was caught in my pipes. 372 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,318 - Aw, your song's over-- 373 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,903 - Be quiet, Gabby--Gibby. 374 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,573 Sorry. 375 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,659 - You shouldn't-- - [thud] 376 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,869 - I'm sorry. 377 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,245 - [laughter] 378 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,873 - She kicked me. She started talking to people. 379 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,000 - I'm sorry. 380 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,045 - I always watch, because I've been worried about your posture. - Don't tell my mother. 381 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,046 - Hey, what's up? 382 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,134 - Hey, who is she? - I don't believe I know you. 383 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,051 - Where's Josh? 384 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,182 Where's mom and dad? 385 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,853 - Have you changed your-- [babbling] 386 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,437 - The locator chip. 387 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,399 As soon as Freddie was old enough to toddle, 388 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,943 I had a locator chip put in his head. 389 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,947 - "If Spencer tries to be lazy, 390 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,908 throw coffee in his face to perk him up." 391 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:55,909 No, sorry. - Really? 392 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,827 She said that, coffee? 393 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,746 - "Throw water in his face to perk him up." 394 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,122 Well, she was-- 395 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,666 - Yeah, I know. 396 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,710 I wasn't feeling it either. 397 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,422 - Going over there. I gotta hit the loo. 398 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,758 Oh. 399 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,801 Check out what it says every fourth word. 400 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,053 - Happy birthday. 401 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,060 - [laughing] 402 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,358 Oh, man. Got it. 403 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,528 - This is a mockery, eat popcorn! 404 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,488 Oh, no, don't eat popcorn. 405 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,117 - Wow. - Wow. - Yeah. 406 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,286 - I guess almost everyone on iCarly 407 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,412 messes up their lines. 408 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,081 - Almost? - Yeah, almost. 409 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,458 - Meaning, not you? - I come to work very prepared. 410 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,336 - Oh, do you? - Yeah, I do. 411 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,797 - JERRY: Give me this! - No, no. 412 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:51,965 - JERRY: I'm taking it. 413 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,340 - MIRANDA: Get off me! 414 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,094 [laughter] - No! 415 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,013 Let's take a look at some of your screw ups. 416 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,682 - No! - Yo, yes. 417 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,183 - And so to the question, 418 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,520 can we drink and eat spaghetti and meatballs? 419 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,481 - We're gonna find out. 420 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,440 - Drink and eat? 421 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,818 Where's she? 422 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,735 - JERRY: What? - What? 423 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,694 I know where she is. 424 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,241 - This is Jeffrey, the guy whose father is-- 425 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,035 This is Jeffrey, the guy who father-- 426 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,623 And he made our puppet persona sniff his face. 427 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,707 What? 428 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,252 I can't say that line. 429 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,712 That's a revelant. 430 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,506 - A revelant? - A reveblant. 431 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,050 - GUY: The word is "irrelevant." 432 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,054 - If I'm going to the dance with Gibby, then... 433 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,264 I'm not going to dance with Gibby. 434 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,517 His last words were: "Why, Miles, why?". 435 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,601 - His name is Oliver. 436 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,021 - Now, say "hello". 437 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,899 Now, please enjoy it. 438 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,317 Unless you guys wanna drive up to Yakima-- 439 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,694 --day after Friday. 440 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,322 Sorry. 441 00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,782 Come on, we gotta get out of here, if miff--cah-- 442 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,037 I had to get rid of her by telling her 443 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,329 we needed some imaginary doodles. 444 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,664 Sorry, that's not right. 445 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,374 I heard a pink coming from the sink. 446 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,168 Maybe it's--Sorry. 447 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,003 - Which causes this camera to snap a picture of the thief, 448 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,671 so I'll know that... 449 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,756 - I can't get it out of my bag, I'm sorry. 450 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,718 Yeah, well, you shouldn't complain. 451 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,469 Right after gym--It's history. 452 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,221 Yeah, well, you shouldn't complain. 453 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,265 Right after history, I had gym. 454 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,601 You know what coach Ms. Natalie made us do? 455 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,978 That's so weird of her-- 456 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,315 Whoa, defaulty cup. 457 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,735 - GUY: Defaulty? 458 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,529 - That's not a word, Sorry. 459 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,114 Let me guess. 460 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,824 Carly is a coward, Car--mly is lame. 461 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:45,494 Carly is--Carmly--Sorry. 462 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,913 I forgot my name. 463 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,331 Why are we in trouble-- Guys, nevermind. 464 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,791 Wait, I don't say that. Do I? 465 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,334 - DIRECTOR: Yeah, you do. - Oh. 466 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,045 So the only two people left in the game now 467 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,171 are Sam and my best friend. 468 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,714 My best friend? Sorry. 469 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,841 - I think I'm your best friend. 470 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,300 - Well, I wrote my report on Bigfoot 471 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,761 and I worked really hard on it, 472 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,429 and then Mrs. Cantrell was all: 473 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:06,766 "Bigfoot isn't real? So you get an 'A', an 'F'". 474 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,977 Why would I get an "A", then I'm like-- 475 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,314 - Hmm. It seems little Miss Perfect is flawed. 476 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,442 Huh. - I'm--I'm so ashamed. 477 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,777 - Ah, don't be. 478 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,071 I mean, really, who cares if we mess up? 479 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,864 - That's right. 480 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,699 The important thing is that we have fun making iCarly. 481 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,618 - And you know what we have the most fun doing? 482 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,786 - Would it be... 483 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:39,799 - ♪ 484 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:49,183 ♪ 485 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,145 - Hula, hula, hula, hula ho, hula, hula, hula, hula. 486 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:57,191 - ♪ 487 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,151 - Quit it, feet! 488 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,986 - ♪ 489 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:05,532 - ♪ 490 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:18,754 - ♪ 491 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:30,390 - ♪ 492 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:41,944 ♪ 493 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:52,955 ♪ 494 00:22:53,956 --> 00:23:01,463 ♪ 495 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:10,514 ♪ 496 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,773 - Sam! - Just let me eat the chicken. 497 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,775 - No, you need to go to iCarly.com. 498 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,277 - After I eat the chicken? - No. 499 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,904 You should be in iCarly.com, right now. 500 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,365 - Why? Is there an awesome new video on iCarly.com? - Yeah. 501 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:28,824 - Is there a new blog on iCarly.com? 502 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:30,326 - Yeah, and pics and other cool stuff. 503 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,410 - All at iCarly.com? - All at iCarly.com. 504 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,579 - Come on, let's eat the chicken. 505 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,705 - No. - Bummer. 506 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,042 - [ding] - MAN: Mmm! 507 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,919 - ♪