- ♪
- Sam, what are you doing?
- Watching the news.
- You're supposed to be upstairs with us
rehearsing for iCarly.
- Why aren't you wearing your 80s costume?
- Why aren't you more appealing?
- Let's go.
- Wait, just lemme watch this next story.
I think it's about Bigfoot.
- No one cares-- - Bigfoot?
- Why are you all interested in--?
- Shhhhh!
- REPORTER: On the northern outskirts
of Mount Baker National Forest,
two hikers saw something that, at first,
they thought was a large bear.
- It's Bigfoot. I know it's Bigfoot.
Shhh!
- You were the only one talking.
- Shhhhh!
- REPORTER: Now, before you dismiss this sighting
as another Bigfoot hoax,
take a look at this footage shot
by one of the hikers with his mobile phone.
- CARLY: There.
See that? Bigfoot.
- Could've just been a guy in a costume.
- Maybe you're just a guy in a costume.
- Actually, I am.
- Hush.
- So, was it a hoax? - No.
- Or was it Bigfoot? - Yes.
Discussion over.
Take that, Mrs. Guntrell.
- Our fifth grade teacher?
- Yeah, don't you remember?
We all had to write a report about a rare creature?
- Oh, yeah. I wrote mine about that tall pygmy
that dated my mom.
- Tall pygmy?
- They're very rare.
- Well, I wrote my report on Bigfoot
and I worked really hard on it.
And then Mrs. Guntrell was all:
"Bigfoot isn't real, so you get an 'F'".
I'd like to give her an "F".
- Aah, ahh.
Hey, you guys.
- Wow, that's a pretty sexy dance there.
- It's not a dance.
I went swimming at Socko's today and I got water in my ear.
Uh, what up with the 80s garb?
- These are costumes for an iCarly bit
we were rehearsing.
- SAM: Till Carly saw a Bigfoot story on the news
and went all weee-ooo-wooo-dee-wooo-wooo.
- You saw the Bigfoot video on the news?
- People fake chiz like that all the time.
- Ah, is this about the "F" you got from Mrs. Guntrell?
- Maybe.
- Kid, there's no such thing as Bigfoot.
Bop.
- Oh, but there is such a thing as the beavecoon?
- Yes, there sure is.
- What's a beavecoon?
- A creature that lives in Spencer's
diseased imagination.
- I saw one with my own eyes.
- Don't tell the story.
- I was in the eight grade. - Ohhh.
- My body was just starting to change...
- Ohhh.
- Coach Berferd took our whole class
on a field trip to the Peckinpah trail.
And just as dusk fell, I saw it. - What?
- A beavecoon, a creature about yay wide and yay long.
- Yay?
- It had the head of a beaver and the body of a raccoon.
- The beavecoon.
- Yes, and it looked at me and went...
- There's no such thing as a beavecoon.
- Is to.
- There's no such thing as Bigfoot.
- Then there's no such thing as tall pygmies.
- You wanna see the videos of my mom and Gwooji?
- Not at all. - No way.
- Are we gonna rehearse this or what?
- FREDDIE: In 5...4...3...2...
- ♪
- CARLY: ♪ I know you see ♪
♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪
♪ And be so wonderful ♪
♪
♪ Live life, breathe air ♪
♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪
♪ And feel so wonderful ♪
♪ It's all for real ♪
♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪
♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪
♪ It's your time to be ♪
♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪
♪ And the time to see ♪
♪ The brighter side of every situation ♪
♪ Some things are meant to be ♪
♪ So give your best and leave the rest to me ♪
♪ Leave it all to me ♪
♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
♪
- Hey.
- Man, how long should a crock pot take to cook gumbo?
- How would I know?
- Well, check it on your pear phone.
- There's no crock pot app.
Man, everybody's talking about Bigfoot
because of that video on the news.
- I know, during my last class, the--
- Hey, hey. - What?
- Will you guys tell Shawn that Bigfoot does exist?
- Will you guys tell Gibby that Bigfoot is a myth?
- Well, myth doesn't-- - Told ya.
- There's no such thing as a Bigfoot.
- You watch your mouth. - What?
- Or I will watch it for you.
- For me?
- Bigfoot does exist.
- SHAWN: This is just like the last time with unicorns.
- Guys, don't fight about it.
- Ah, let 'em fight.
The only fun part about this whole Bigfoot debate
is watching people scream at each other.
- People screaming at each other isn't fun.
- Yeah, it is.
Watch this.
- Isn't that Miss Briggs' bullhorn?
- It was before I took it.
Attention, attention, people.
Okay, everybody who thinks Bigfoot is real,
say "yeah." - Yeah!
- Okay, now everyone who thinks Bigfoot is fake,
say "yeah." - Yeah!
- Okay, about half and half.
That means half of you are stupid, discuss.
- Stupid.
- Hey, you guys, guess what.
- What's up?
- Why is everyone fighting?
- The Bigfoot debate.
- Oh, good. Gimme that.
Hey, everyone.
You guys.
Everyone.
Listen!
If you wanna know the truth about Bigfoot,
watch iCarly tomorrow night
because Sam and I will be interviewing
doctor Sydney Van Gurbin.
- GUY: Who's that?
- We don't know who that is.
- He is a scientist who's been researching Bigfoot
for the last 10 years.
He even wrote this book: "Bigfoot: True or Real?".
- [bells ringing]
- So watch iCarly!
- How'd you get that guy to come on iCarly?
- I just e-mailed him
and he wrote back saying he'd do it.
- We're really gonna talk about Bigfoot on iCarly?
- Sure, why not?
- You don't think we'd kinda be
jumpin' the shark a little bit with that?
- No, lots of people are really curious about--
- BRIGGS: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Get to class!
Go!
Scurry! Scoot!
- Come on, let's go.
- So you took my bullhorn.
- No, no, no, no.
See Sam was the one--
- Come with me! - Loud.
- ♪
- SAM: And finally, a hearty layer of mozzarella...
- There's no such thing as too much cheese.
- Eeee.
- Oh, the cheese. - Oh.
- Raining cheese deliciousness.
- And there.
- That's how you make...
- Gibby parmesan!
Yay.
- Now, that's Italian.
- Come on.
Augh.
- Okay, this past week, all over America...
- ...especially here in Seattle...
- ...people have been talking about one thing...
- Bigfoot.
- Or as Bigfoot's called in Mexico...
- So now we're gonna bring out a scientist
who's possibly the world's number one expert on Bigfoot.
- SAM: Sit down there.
- So, thanks for being here, doctor Van Gurbin.
- Well, thank you for having me on.
- SAM: No prob.
- I know that lots of people think Bigfoot is a myth,
but that's just because they haven't read my new book:
"Bigfoot: True or Real?".
- Right.
So, what'd you think about the recent Bigfoot sighting
by those hikers in Mount Baker National Forest?
- Do you think it was real? - Oh, I do.
In fact, two years ago I predicted that Bigfoot
would be spotted in that very location,
and because Bigfoot usually comes out of hibernation
during this time of the year.
- You weren't popular as a kid, were you?
- No.
- Sam.
So when's the first time you--
Uh--sorry, Spencer just walked in for some reason.
- Hi, sorry to interrupt.
- Not sorry enough to not do it. - Ha.
Anyway, doctor Van Gurbin, a question, if I may.
- Uh, sure.
- What do you know about the beavecoon?
- Oh, my God. - Dude!
- Surely you've heard of it.
It has the head of a beaver and the body of a raccoon?
- Is this person supposed to be here?
- He's my brother.
- Oh, well, I'm sorry,
but I am not familiar with a beavecoon.
- SPENCER: But you're not denying that it exists.
- And now, Sam and I will sing a little song called
"Spencer's leaving."
♪ Spencer's leaving ♪
- ♪ It's time for you to go ♪
- ♪ So he's leaving, he's leaving ♪
♪ It's time for you to go away ♪
- SPENCER: That song's lame.
- Sorry about the intrusion.
- Back to Bigfoot. - Right.
So over the next few days,
I'll be camping out in the northern outskirts
of Mount Baker National Forest.
- To get some hard evidence on Bigfoot?
- That's the dream.
And you can read about that dream in my new book:
"Bigfoot: True or Real?".
- If you see an animal that looks like this,
please contact...
- Aw, man. - Spencer!
- Don't zoom in on it.
- ♪
- Ha, listen to this.
Since 2005,
at least 56 people claim to have seen Bigfoot
in or around the northern areas of Mount Baker National Forest.
- Sure, 56 freaks and liars.
- No, it says
one was a girl scout and one was a rabbi.
- So a lying little girl and a freaky rabbi.
- I once met a freaky rabbi in Vegas.
- Hey, can I have this root beer?
- Wait, I think that's our last one.
- It is, thanks.
- SPENCER: Ah, look!
It says right here:
"Two graduate students from the University of Fresno
"recorded video of a female beaver and a male raccoon
"'socializing' by a river".
- Ulch, this is diet.
- Have you guys ever watched this show:
Celebrities Underwater?
- Oh, check this out.
In the past year, tourists have reported
nearly a dozen sightings of Bigfoot in the wooded area
behind a well-known hot dog stand
called Robin's Wieners.
- I've heard of that place.
The food channel did a whole thing
about Robin's Wieners on American Meats.
Here, click on the link.
- Man, how can David Schwimmer hold his breath this long?
Wait, he's not moving.
- SPENCER: A-ha.
In the 1800s,
a Cherokee Indian was bitten by an animal he described
as having "head of beaver" and "rump of raccoon."
- He's still not moving.
- Ryan Seacrest said: "Best hot dog I ever had."
- So?
- Ryan Seacrest is never wrong.
- I guess there's never gonna be a Friends reunion.
- Okay, look.
I wanna prove that Bigfoot exists,
you wanna find a beavecoon,
and Sam wants to go to Robin's Wieners.
- I do!
- And?
- Doesn't Socko have an R.V.?
- You mean a recreational vehicle?
- Yes. - He does.
- So borrow it, and let's go up to Mount Baker National Forest.
- You wanna? - Yeah, c'mon. Robin's Wieners.
- Let's do it. - Road trip.
- I'm in! Yeah!
- ♪
- SPENCER: Woo! - CARLY: Woo!
- SPENCER: Yes! - FREDDIE: Yeah!
- Awesome hot dog. - Mm-hmm.
- SPENCER: Oh, yeah.
Honking for Robin's Wieners!
- Robin's Wieners!
- Woo.
- Oh, there's the exit.
Mount Baker National Forest.
- Right there, go, go.
- I see it.
Oh, water in my ear.
Careful, careful.
- ♪
- SPENCER: Open your eyes.
Yeah.
And welcome to Mount Baker National Forest!
- Woo! - Woo!
- Yay, let's go find Bigfoot!
- And a beavecoon.
- Bigfoot is our priority.
- Nyeeehhh.
- I'll set up the equipment.
- Sam?
Sam?
Aw, she fell asleep while eating one of Robin's Wieners.
Sam, wake up.
- Wow, it's nice out here.
Ah, I still got water in my ear.
Aa-aah.
- Quit spazzing out.
You're gonna scare Bigfoot away.
- I don't think a seven-foot beast man
is gonna be afraid of a 160-pound spazzy artist.
- Okay, I'm gonna go set these up in a tree.
- What are those?
- Motion-activated night-vision wireless cameras.
- Ahhhhh?
- See, I set these up in a tall tree,
and when they pick up motion,
they turn on and transmit an audio-video signal,
scanning a radius of up to 10 yards.
- Ow, it hurts. - What?
- The sound of him talking.
- Look Sam, I'm not just gonna stand here--
- Just go set up your tree cameras.
- Okay.
- All right. There's a big tree.
I'm gonna go rig up my rope trap.
- Wait, wait. You're gonna try to trap Bigfoot?
- No, but there might be wild pigs
or deer in these woods.
I'm gonna trap a snack.
- Here.
I need you to stick this in my head.
- Why'd you bring this?
- 'Cause I read online that you can use them
to get water out of a person's ear. Try it.
- You want me to use a turkey baster
to suck water out of your ear?
- Yeah, come on. Put it in there.
Squeeze the thing on the end.
- I know what to squeeze.
- Aha, it tickles my brain.
- FREDDIE: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
- What, what happened?
- I was up in a tree and I heard rustling,
and someone or something was in--
- You think it could've been Bigfoot...?
- ...or beavecoon?
- Is that a turkey baster?
- Shh, listen.
- Rustling.
- Anybody see anything?
- There! - Aaah!
- Aw, it's just two guys.
- And they're not even cute.
- Bummer.
- Hey.
- How are you guys?
- What are you guys doing here?
- Looking for Bigfoot.
- Duh.
- You see anything yet?
- Perhaps a creature, yay wide, yay long,
head of a beaver, body of a raccoon,
sounds like...?
- Aah! - Jeez!
- Look, if you guys wanna find Bigfoot,
go look somewhere else.
- This is our spot. - You can't make us leave.
- Whoa, Bigfoot.
- Where? - Where?
- Aah. - Hey, did you just--?
Aah, Jeff I'm in trouble.
- I really think you guys
should go look for Bigfoot somewhere else.
- I totally agree.
Aah. - Good, go!
- GUY: Let's get out of here.
- It's refreshing when she hurts someone who's not me.
- Man! Why won't this water come out of my head?
Ahh.
- DOCTOR: Carly?
Carly?
- Bigfoot?
- How would Bigfoot know your name?
- Well, I didn't expect to see you all out here.
- Doctor Van Gurbin, hi.
- You've come to find Bigfoot? - Uh-huh.
- And a beavecoon. - And Robin's Wieners.
- We already found those. - I ate five.
- Excellent hot dogs. - Yes, it's a fine wienery.
So any signs of Bigfoot? - Not yet.
- Me either, but I know he's out here.
Just like I wrote about in my new book: "Bigfoot--
- We know about the book.
- Well, happy searching.
- He's an interesting man.
- Yeah, I never knew a hot dog place
could be called a wienery.
- I know. - Interesante.
My tree cameras, come on!
There! - SAM: I see something moving.
- Awww, it's those idiot boys.
- Look, tree cameras.
- Let's take 'em.
- FREDDIE: Oh, no no, no, no, no. Don't!
Awww, I got those for Christmas.
- ♪
- You see anything? - Just trees...
and some bushes...
and two squirrels wrestling.
- Carly? - Hmm?
- They're not wrestling.
- Oh.
Sam's still asleep.
- Yup, probably dreaming
about prancing through a field of hot dogs
and fried chicken legs.
- Hey, you guys.
- What are you wearing?
- Camo.
I'm going out into the wilderness
to find me a beavecoon.
- You mind wearing a special camera on your helmet?
- I don't know, I guess not.
- Cool, so I'll just take this
and just put that down there.
- Careful. - Ah, come on, man up.
All right, so we angle that down a little bit--
--and then we stick this in your ear.
- Okay, got it.
- And now, we'll be able to see whatever you see.
- Did you see those squirrels? - Don't talk about it.
- ♪
- Ah.
- SPENCER: Here, beavecoons.
Come to Spencer, ya lil freaks a'nature.
- Tell him to look for Bigfoot.
- Spencer.
- SPENCER: Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah!
Oh, hi.
- Carly says you should look for Bigfoot.
- What was that? - My rope trap!
- SPENCER: Hello?
Who's there?
beavecoon?
Hey, aah, aah, oh, God!
Ah, gah! Get it off! Get it off of me!
Ah, stop! Stop! Get off!
What are you?! Where are you?!
What's happening?!
- FREDDIE: Be careful.
- Are his feet big?
Did we get Bigfoot?
- Not unless Bigfoot
has a zipper running down his back.
- Hah. - Eh.
- Hey.
- Doctor Van Gurbin?
- Well, this is a Scooby-Doo moment.
- I'm so sorry.
I-- see my book wasn't selling well,
and my dad always told me I'd be a failure.
- Your dad was right.
- So you dressed up like Bigfoot
just to create hype?
- Yes, so people would buy my new book: "Bigfoot--
I had that coming.
- SPENCER: Ahhhh! Guys!
- CARLY: What's wrong, Spencer?
What happened? What is it?
- I saw Bigfoot and I ran away 'cause I didn't wanna be alone
in the woods all by myself with Bigfoot. Aah!
- Wait, you saw Bigfoot in the woods?
- Ye-aah.
- Oh, get your camera. - Right.
- You remember where you saw him?
- Uh-huh. - Can you take us there?
- Yes! - Ready.
- Guys, we gotta go. - Come on, Spencer.
- ♪
- See anything?
- Hey, is this where you saw Bigfoot?
Where'd Spencer go?
- Duh, he climbed up that tree.
- Spencer, what are you doing at the top of that tree?
- SPENCER: I'm very scared!
- Come down from there. - SPENCER: Nahh.
- I'll get him.
- If Bigfoot was here, looks like he left.
- Well, we're not giving up.
We're gonna stay here until--
- SPENCER: Owwww!
- What happened?!
- I got him out of the tree.
- By throwing a rock at me.
At least the fall made the water come out of my ear,
and some blood.
- Wait, shh, listen.
- [car horn]
- What's that?
- It sounded like the R.V.
- You mean, our recreational vehicle?
- Yes.
- Who would've started our R.V.?
- SPENCER: Come on.
- FREDDIE: Move it, move it.
- SPENCER Let's get out.
- CARLY: Come on, you guys.
- Ahhhh!
- Where's the R.V.? - It's gone.
- Look what else is gone.
- Doctor Van Gurbin.
- That chunk a'chiz stole our R.V.
- Well, let's call the cops.
- Yeah. I don't...
- Our cell phones are in the R.V.
- Well, how are we gonna get--
- GUY: Hey!
Look, we got Bigfoot.
- Right here, baby.
- Ugh, you guys are so stupid.
- Why are these--? - Pull his head off.
- Hey.
- You're still trying to fool people?
- I'm a sick person.
- So, there's no real Bigfoot?
- Yeah, there is.
I just got into a fracas with him in the woods
10 minutes ago.
- CARLY: Okay, wait.
If doctor Van Gurbin didn't steal our R.V.,
then who did?
- It's all right.
Come on people, let's not be idiots here.
I mean, we're really gonna stand around
thinking Bigfoot stole our R.V.?
- No... Come on.
- [car horn]
- [howl]
- ♪
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- Yeah, go to iCarly.com.
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- [bell] - MAN: Mmm!