[MUSIC PLAYING]
-You're still editing?
-I call it Fred-iting.
[LAUGHTER]
-You really thought that was funny?
-No.
-What's Freddly working on?
-A new video short for iCarly.
It's a parody of all the vampire movies and TV shows.
-Look what I made!
-What?
-An egg shooter.
-Oh, jeez.
-You take a raw egg, put it in this end,
and then you pump this part like 18 or 20 times.
[PUMPING]
-19, 20.
You see that target way over there?
-I see it.
-Watch this.
Yeah.
[SPLAT]
-Aw.
[FLAMES BURSTING]
SPENCER SHAY: Oh, no.
Why?
Oh.
Again.
I don't understand.
[SCREAMING]
-The perfect Christmas gift.
SPENCER SHAY: But I don't understand it could even--
-Hey, can I come in? Freddie, get off that computer.
Have you guys seen this? You got to see this.
-No, wait.
Just give me about 20-- going down.
Man.
It was rendering.
-What is up?
-Nevel.
-Papperman?
-No.
Nevel Van Huterschmusen.
-The pianist?
-There's only one Nevel.
-And he's not a pianist.
-I'm going to go ride bikes with Socko.
-What's up with Nevel?
-Here, here, watch.
-Dill pickles, kosher pickles, sweet pic-- ah.
Bread and butter pickles.
Last jar.
[GLASS BREAKING]
-No.
No.
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry?
You're sorry?
That was the last dang jar of bread and butter pickles
in this store.
Where's your stupid mother?
Where is she?
Were you going to buy this lollipop?
[SHATTER]
-Well, now it's broken.
[CRYING]
-Not so fun, is it?
-Already over a million views.
And you should read the comments.
Everyone's hating Nevel.
-Man.
This is bad for him.
-It's going to ruin his life.
[CHEERS]
FREDDIE BENSON: In five, four, three, two--
THEME SONG: I know you see somehow the world will
change for me and be so wonderful.
Live life, breathe air, I know somehow we're
gonna get there, and feel so wonderful.
It's all for real, I'm telling you just how I feel.
So wake up the members of my nation, it's your time to be.
There's no chance unless you take one,
and the time to see the brighter side of every situation.
Some things are meant to be, so give me your best
and leave the rest to me.
Leave it all to me.
Just leave it all to me.
-You're doing awesome.
-Come on, Gibby.
-Hang in there, Gib. -Good going, Gibby.
-You can do it.
-Think warm thoughts.
-I-- I-- I-- I can't.
I'm so cold.
[SHOUT]
-There you go.
We proved it.
-Ice is very cold.
-Cold enough to freeze your Gibbies.
-OK.
-Next on iCarly--
-It's time for the premier of our newest short film.
-Which is like a long film--
-But short.
-Now please enjoy--
-Another vampire thing--
-That no one needs or wants.
-It's called "Moonlight Twi-Blood."
-Hi.
Are you a vampire?
-Why, no, ma'am.
I'm a what you call a cowboy.
Cow boy.
-Will you be my vampire boyfriend?
-Hey, you dumb tadpole.
I done told you, I ain't nary no vampire.
-I want a vampire.
As a boyfriend.
-Well, here comes a vampire in slowed motion.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Ooh.
Hi.
My friend says you're a vampire boy.
-It's true.
-Cool.
Come to my house.
You breathe funny.
So.
Will you be my vampire boyfriend?
My BBF?
Cause that's what I want.
-Nobody can love me.
I'm a monster.
-Do you want to kiss me?
-If I do, I might bite your neck.
You know, murderously.
-You're stupid.
-I can't love either one of you.
BRA (MALE VOICE): But I'm so fun to be with.
And I'm great with kids.
-You're my vampire boyfriend.
BRA (MALE VOICE): What?
You said your relationship with her was just casual.
-It is.
But I can't love you, either.
BRA (MALE VOICE): Why?
-You're a bra.
BRA (MALE VOICE): Oh.
-You seem hungry and stupid.
-Wasn't that awful?
-Yes.
Thanks for watching our truly terrible short film.
-And speaking of terrible--
-Let's take another look at that awesome video gone viral--
-Of Nevel being a jerk face.
-Playback.
-Oh.
Here we go.
Sure.
Cry it up.
Well, I'm crying on the inside 'cause
I haven't got any dang bread and butter pickles.
You're--
-And that's why American now hates Nevel Papperman.
-We've always hated him.
-We were ahead of the curve.
-All right.
That contoods another episode of iCarly.
-And for now, we'll pretend that "contoods" is a word.
Goodnight.
-Contoods.
-Bye.
-See you guys.
-And we're clear.
-Woo.
-Goodnight, nurse.
-Hey, Gibb.
Feeling better?
-My toes are numb.
-Well, numb toes or not, you're still
going to have a lot of fun tomorrow
night at our karma party.
-What party?
-Why didn't you invite him?
-I didn't want him to come.
-You're totally invited.
-Thanks.
So what's a karma party?
-It's a special party where you celebrate the failures
and disappointments of your enemies.
-And since Nevel is now the most hated kid in America,
we are going to celebrate.
-So what kind of food do you have at a karma party?
-Just desserts.
Oh.
-Whoa.
-Oh, no.
Oh.
-That was.
-I don't get it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Hey.
How's the chicken karma-san?
-Fantastic.
-Really good.
-Hi, Freddie.
-Hey.
-What's up?
-You were awesome in that vampire thing on iCarly.
-Oh, thanks.
You know, I edited that whole movie
with some new software I just got.
Cutting Room Flow.
-Um, would you say that again?
-But like, the way you did in "Moonlight Twi-Blood."
-Yeah.
-Say it like that.
-Yeah.
-You know, I edited that whole movie
with some new software I just got.
Cutting Room Flow.
-Yeah.
-Uh huh.
-That was it.
-Seriously.
-I love this karma corn.
-And it looks like everyone's liking the karma apples.
-People sure love pun food.
-To Nevel's misery!
[CHEERS]
[SAD MUSIC PLAYING]
NEVEL PAPPERMAN (VOICEOVER): Everyone hates me.
My life is over.
-Ugh.
[TYRES SQUEALING]
MAN: Jerk.
[CAR HORN]
-This is what you get for screaming at that little girl.
Wet.
[SAD MUSIC PLAYING]
-See you guys.
-Bye.
-Thanks for coming to our karma party.
Karm again.
OK.
OK, that was a really fun party.
-Yep.
One final toast to the downfall of Nevel Papperman.
[CHEERS]
-He has fallen down.
-In the drain, huh?
-Hey.
I love that liquid soap you guys have in your bathroom.
I am done with bar soap.
-Who texted you?
-One of those girls that just left.
"Freddie, you are so, so hot."
-Man.
What is it with girls?
A guy acts like a stupid vampire on a screen
and they get all floppy.
[KNOCKING]
-Who's that?
-Somebody probably forgot something.
Nevel?
-What's he doing here?
-I don't know.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Must you eat your pudding so loudly?
[SMACKING]
-OK, Nevel.
Why are you really here?
-Yeah.
Why?
-You hate us.
-I don't hate anyone anymore.
Except myself.
Until I saw that video of me shouting at that little girl,
I didn't realise what a terrible,
awful person I really am.
-This pudding rocks.
-OK, Nevel.
-Don't trust him.
-Let's say you really do feel bad about what you did.
-Why should we help you?
-I know I don't deserve your help,
but where else can I turn?
-So what do you expect us to do?
-Well, first I'm hoping you'll be kind enough to untie me
because I've lost all feeling in my hands and feet.
-And after you're untied?
-I-- I'd like you to somehow help me show
the world that I regret my behaviour.
That I've changed.
-How do we know you've changed?
-Yeah.
This could just be another one of your tricks.
-I'm going to go to the store across the street
and get some more of this pudding.
-How can I prove it to you?
-You want to prove it?
See this sneaker?
My foot's been sweating in this for over a year.
Now here's a half drop can of Wahu Punch.
Drink it.
-Oh my god.
-You want to prove you're sincere?
-Then drink from the shoe.
-This Wahu Punch.
Is it organic?
-Drink it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-What's this?
-Dead cricket.
[GAGGING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Hey, Freddie.
-Oh, hey.
Patrice?
-Uh huh.
I watched you on iCarly the other night.
You know, in "Moonlight Twi-Blood."
-Oh, yeah.
So did you-- did you like what you saw?
-A lot.
-I get it.
-Well, you should call me.
-We'll see.
-OK.
-Later.
You guys, can I please do more vampire stuff on iCarly?
Please.
-Can you just record this?
-Oh.
Uh, yeah.
Whenever you're ready.
-It doesn't work on us.
-Rolling.
-Hey, everyone.
-Carly and Sam here--
At the Groovio Smoothio--
-With America's number one dip wad.
-Former dip wad.
-Maybe.
-Nevel.
-Nevel says he feels really bad about how
he screamed at that little girl.
-And just to show how sorry he is--
-He's handing out free smoothies--
-That he paid for with his own money, and--
-Free creamed corn--
-That he made himself.
-Hi.
Have a smoothie and some creamed corn.
Thank you for your understanding.
Hi, smoothie for you?
-Sure.
Wonderful.
And here is a bag of creamed corn.
The recipe comes from my Grand pappy Papperman.
Here you go.
Take a smoothie, some creamed corn.
Enjoy.
-Thanks.
-Thank you.
Hello, fellow person.
Have a free smoothie and some creamed corn.
-Over 800,000 views.
-But the comments are over 96% negative.
-Look at that one.
-"Stupid video.
Nevel's still the worst person alive."
-Oh.
-"I'd like to back over him with my pickup truck."
-Oh.
-"Hey, Nevel.
Why don't you just take a golf club and--"
These comments should really be monitored.
-Hey, guys.
-Hi.
-Whatcha doing?
-Just counting these screws, you know.
-Why?
-I got nothing else to do.
Whatever.
It's just--
-Everyone still hates me.
-Guess our video made people think
Nevel was just trying to do damage control.
You know, that he doesn't really even
feel bad about what he did.
-Hey.
You guys want some advice from me or anything?
-No.
-No thanks.
-We're good.
-OK, fine.
That's just fine.
-Why are you mad?
-I'm not mad.
I just feel kind of left out.
You know, I'm just-- just sitting here.
-You're counting those screws.
-Yeah, great.
But I feel like I have a little bit more value,
you know, more to offer than counting-- forget it.
-Oh.
I've got the spins.
Oh.
-It's going to be OK.
-No, it's not.
No one's ever going to believe I truly
feel bad about what I did.
-I bet people would believe you if you tell them that.
SPENCER SHAY: Hey, guys.
Look.
I'm buttering my face.
What?
My face isn't toast.
Yeah.
Woo.
What's up with these antics?
I don't need this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-OK, Gibbers Now stick your finger down in the fishbowl.
-Okie doke.
-See?
It's true.
-African blow fish do like human flesh.
-I thought they were kidding.
-Oh.
Why don't you go sponge that off?
-Yes.
Hurry.
-Before you bleed out.
-OK.
Now we usually don't do anything very serious here on iCarly.
-But tonight, we are.
-Nevel?
-Good evening.
My name is Nevel Amadeus Papperman.
I stand before you to sincerely apologise for the inexcusable--
inexcuse-- I hate the way I yelled at that little girl.
I don't know why I acted like that.
But I know it was really, really wrong.
I apologise.
And I-- I just wish I could apologise to that little girl.
-Nevel?
You want to say something to Molly?
-Molly.
Sweet, sweet Molly.
I am so sorry for the way I shouted at you.
-That's OK.
-Oh.
I brought you something.
-She brought him something.
-Oh.
Bread and butter pickles?
Thank you so much, Molly.
-You're welcome.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-I'm sorry.
It's just the whole vampire thing is kind of played out.
I'm more into the werewolf type now.
-Werewolf type?
Come on, if you were going to--
-Hey, Patrice.
Let's roll.
-Bye.
-Gibby.
You have a girlfriend.
-We're not exclusive.
-Hey, Freddie.
-Hey, Nevel.
-Look at all these positive comments
I'm getting about my apology.
-Wow.
Carly was right.
-I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you guys.
-Well, just try not to destroy iCarly anymore, all right?
-I'll do my best.
-Later, Pap.
-Bye.
I am so happy.
Oh.
Lucky penny.
Ow.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-No, no, no.
I'm sorry you don't look where you're going.
Do you know you probably just bruised my buttocks?
Jerk.
-Can I buy you a smoothie?
-No.
I have never seen such careless, stupid--
-Hey, Nevel.
-Oh, chez.
-Spencer here with the iCarly news.
Leaders from several nations today
gathered in a special place to discuss
specific problems and issues.
According to a person near the location where the gathering
was happening, one of the people tripped and fell
over something, which required him
to stop doing what he had been doing.
According to the specialists, the leader
will be back on his feet at some point.