1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:06,879 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:07,980 Hiiiiii! 3 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:12,930 I made a lawn! 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:16,090 Whoa. That is a lawn! 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,240 See, this is why I don't like to leave the house. 6 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:25,190 - What do we do with it? - Whatever we wanna do. 7 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:27,060 The possibilities are limitless. 8 00:00:27,630 --> 00:00:32,860 We can play on it, we can sit on it and listen to music. 9 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:35,640 We can have a barbecue on it. 10 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,310 - We can play badminton! - You play badminton? 11 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:40,680 Heck yeah! Got my own racket and shuttlecock! 12 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,410 Sweet. 13 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:48,580 Ooo, and at night, we can just lay on the grass and just stare up at the stars. 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,240 - Yeahhhh. - Okaaaaay. 15 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:57,420 Man, wait 'til Sam and Freddie see this. 16 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:59,590 I bet they love lawns. 17 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,400 - Where are they? - Prolly makin' out. 18 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,200 - Ewww. - Why "eww?" 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,590 I don't like couples that are all public with the... 20 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,570 Oh c'mon. 21 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:14,040 Sam and Freddie have spent years practically hating each other. 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,360 I think it's kindaice to see 'em being all... 23 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:20,770 No, it's more like... 24 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:28,790 Look at this lawn. 25 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:32,070 This is one sweet patch. 26 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:36,010 Y'know that's Kentucky chub grass. 27 00:01:36,370 --> 00:01:38,240 Seriously? 28 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,540 - Unbelievable. - You don't live here. 29 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,910 Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you! 30 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:47,640 - Fine. Talk. - Okay. 31 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,010 It's not that I don't appreciate what you were trying... 32 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,790 You walked away again! 33 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,380 - Look at my lawn. - Sam... 34 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:57,150 - What are you guys fighting about? - Nothin'. 35 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,520 Mister Fracks gave me a B on my world history paper, 36 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,320 and I was mad 'cuz I thought I deserved an A. 37 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,390 That's right. You told me you were mad at Fracks. 38 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,090 That didn't mean I wanted revenge. 39 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:07,600 If he's gonna give you B's, why shouldn't I give him B's? 40 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,550 - Wait, what'd you do? - I filled his car with bees. 41 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:14,600 I don't need you to fight my battles for me! 42 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,170 C'mon, baby, you wrote a good paper. 43 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,010 I know, but you can't just go around... 44 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:20,240 All right, listen. 45 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,940 Sam, Freddie should be able to complain about people to you 46 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:25,500 without worrying that you're gonna put them in a hospital. 47 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,010 I guess. 48 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:31,980 And, Freddie, even though it's a little extreme to violate a man with bees, 49 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:35,650 you should at least appreciate that Sam did it 'cuz she cares about you. 50 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,620 Yeah, you're right. 51 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:40,370 I'm sorry. 52 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,730 - Give mama some sugah. - Okay. 53 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:48,340 Awwww. 54 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:50,940 Awwwww. 55 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:56,980 In five, four, three, two... 56 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,180 ♪ I know, you see ♪ 57 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,210 ♪ somehow the world ♪ 58 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:01,380 ♪ will change for me ♪ 59 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:05,590 ♪ and be so wonderful ♪ 60 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:08,190 ♪ live life, breathe air ♪ 61 00:03:08,190 --> 00:03:09,260 ♪ I know somehow ♪ 62 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:10,390 ♪ we're gonna get there ♪ 63 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:15,560 ♪ and feel so wonderful ♪ 64 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,830 ♪ I'm telling you ♪ 65 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,970 ♪ just how I feel ♪ 66 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:22,440 ♪ so wake up ♪ 67 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,110 ♪ the members of my nation ♪ 68 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,870 ♪ it's your time to be ♪ 69 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:27,610 ♪ there's no chance ♪ 70 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:29,610 ♪ unless you take one ♪ 71 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,110 ♪ and the time to see ♪ 72 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:32,410 ♪ the brighter side ♪ 73 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,620 ♪ of every situation ♪ 74 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,180 ♪ some things are meant to be ♪ 75 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,590 ♪ so give me your best ♪ 76 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:41,060 ♪ and leave the rest to me ♪ 77 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:45,590 ♪ leave it all to me ♪ 78 00:03:45,590 --> 00:04:10,850 ♪ just leave it all to me ♪ 79 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,250 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 80 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:16,010 - Gibby? - Yep? 81 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:17,640 Whatchoo doin' here? 82 00:04:17,650 --> 00:04:19,430 Aren't we rehearsing for iCarly? 83 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,120 No, not today. 84 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,420 Well, I heard Freddie on the phone tell his mom 85 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:26,690 that we were rehearsing here after school. 86 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:29,020 He's somewhere with Sam. 87 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:29,720 But why would he tell... 88 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,990 'cuz Freddie doesn't want his mom to know that he and Sam are dating. 89 00:04:32,990 --> 00:04:35,700 - Why not? - 'Cuz she'd murder him. 90 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:39,080 Right. Murder's so not cool. 91 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,050 Anyway... 92 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,020 - What? - What? 93 00:04:57,690 --> 00:05:00,220 - You were gonna say something? - Yeah. 94 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:02,960 But I couldn't think of anything. 95 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:17,240 - Okay. I wanna know... - Whatchoo wanna know? 96 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,300 - When you first started to like me. - Okay. 97 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:24,740 Remember the time I pushed you in front of that bike messenger, 98 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:28,290 and he knocked you down, and your head hit that fire hydrant? 99 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,250 Yes. 100 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:34,020 Well, afterwards, when you were layin' there, moaning, 101 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,720 blood comin' out your ear... 102 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:37,720 Yeah? 103 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:41,960 I don't know, you looked kinda cute. 104 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,700 Awww. 105 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,990 Then it was worth the hearing loss. 106 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,530 - Well, yeah. - Yeah. 107 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:49,700 Aa-aah! 108 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:53,170 Don't you kids drink those little medium-size smoothies. 109 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:55,040 - T-Bo. - What are you doin'? 110 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,080 You two are a couple now. 111 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,150 So you get the love smoothie. 112 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:04,650 And it's free. 113 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:07,050 - Wow. - Thanks, Teebs. 114 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:09,740 - All right. - That's thirty-six dollars. 115 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:13,730 What?! You said it was on the house. 116 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:15,660 Oh, the smoothie's free. 117 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:17,850 But that's a thirty-six dollar cup. 118 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:21,400 - Pay the man. - No! 119 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,170 What cup is worth thirty-six bucks?! 120 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:25,910 That's jamaican plastic! 121 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,740 - Forget it. - I can't believe you're bein' so cheap. 122 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:30,640 I can't believe you're being so pushy. 123 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:33,400 I can't believe I still don't have my thirty-six dollars. 124 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,650 This is not how boyfriends behave. 125 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:38,080 - Yes, it is! - Okay. 126 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:41,320 - Let's go ask Carly what she thinks. - Let's do it. 127 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,120 Wait. Wait! 128 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,690 What about my thirty-six dollars? 129 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:58,230 Spencer! Spencer! 130 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:05,980 Spencer! Spencer!!! 131 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:07,970 Oh, hey, Carls! 132 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,310 Why?! 133 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:34,530 - I was mowin' the lawn. - It's not a lawn! 134 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,680 Then what is it? 135 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,680 It's a... 136 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,950 - Go get the door. - Why me? 137 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:46,250 Because I need to go get more gas for my mowing machine. 138 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,780 Carly? I'm comin' in and I got a friend. 139 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,730 - Aw. A puppy? - Yeah! Isn't he cute? 140 00:07:53,730 --> 00:07:56,700 Yeah. He's really cute. 141 00:07:56,700 --> 00:08:01,060 Ya hear that, little guy? Mommy loves you. 142 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:07,300 Uh, why'd you call me his mommy? 143 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:11,410 Well, y'know, Sam and Freddie are always hangin' out together now... 144 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:12,110 Yeah. 145 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:14,710 ...And that means you and I are gonna have more time, 146 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,180 just the two of us. 147 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,350 Yeah? 148 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:20,090 So I figure sharing a dog will give us somethin' to talk about. 149 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:21,750 Noooo. 150 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,320 I named him sir licks-a-lot. 151 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:27,060 That's really cute, but he's your dog, okay? 152 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:30,500 So don't go thinking that I'm gonna have to take... 153 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,700 Awwww. 154 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:36,570 Sir does lick a lot. 155 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:38,640 Good, Carly's here. Let's ask her. 156 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,410 - After I get some ham. - What's going on? 157 00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:43,710 Some things are more important than ham. 158 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,070 Don't you ever say that to me. 159 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,280 You guys are fighting again? 160 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,180 Yeah, and we need your help. 161 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:52,290 Why do I always have to be the one... 162 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:54,720 'Cuz you're fair and balanced. 163 00:08:54,720 --> 00:09:00,560 Oh. Okay. What's the problem? 164 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,460 T-Bo gave us a gigantic smoothie, 165 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:04,730 then tried to make me pay thirty-six bucks for it! 166 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:07,300 And I say a gentleman should happily treat his chick 167 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:10,100 to a smoothie no matter how enormous. 168 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:13,150 For thirty-six bucks I could buy you a whole ham! 169 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:18,480 I'm waiting. 170 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,480 Sam, I'm not buying you a ham. 171 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,380 - Oh, so, oh, you just said... - I'm saying that I could buy you a ham. 172 00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:22,720 - Guys, come on. - So you could buy me a ham. 173 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,120 - Yes. - But that means you're going to... 174 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,190 No. It didn't. I said it with a C, not a W. 175 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,760 Hey, c'mon! 176 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,910 Not in front of our baby. 177 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,460 He's not our baby! 178 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,660 You guys... 179 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:38,760 What? 180 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:42,230 If a guy really likes a girl and they're dating, 181 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,490 I think it's nice for the guy to give the girl an enormous smoothie now and then. 182 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,640 Boom. 183 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,380 But nice girls don't demand things from guys they're dating. 184 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:52,450 Boom! 185 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:56,480 Boom. 186 00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:01,790 To be a little more polite and patient. 187 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:05,050 And maybe you need to be a little less stingy with your boy-wallet. 188 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:10,760 I think that's fair. 189 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:14,930 Diddy-o. 190 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:22,630 - Let's go get you that ham. - Awwww baby. 191 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:28,220 Ahhhhh. Oh my God! 192 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,990 What happened to you?! 193 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:38,610 Do you guys realize how flammable gasoline is?!?! 194 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,090 It's really flammable!!! 195 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:50,540 - Carly! Carly! - Carly. Hey! 196 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,670 - Carly. Wake up, Carly! - Come on, let's go. 197 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,310 - Carly, come on. - Come on, wakey-wakey. 198 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:57,230 What are you guys doing here?! 199 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,720 - What's on your face? - What? 200 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:08,020 Nothing. What mask? 201 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,260 The one that you just had on your face. 202 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:13,710 It keeps me from snoring. Ya happy? 203 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,630 What are you guys doing here at almost 3:00 in the morning?! 204 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,130 We were video chatting online... 205 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:22,610 ...And Sam said that her mom is a bigger freak than my mom. 206 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,700 She is! 207 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:27,140 When I was a baby, my mom put a chip in my brain 208 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:29,780 so she could locate me anywhere on Earth! 209 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:32,730 When I was a baby, my mom made me drink bottles full of black coffee! 210 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:33,580 Why? 211 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,400 She said it made me dance funny! 212 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,150 Both your moms are... 213 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:39,520 - Did it? - Yes. 214 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,990 Both your moms are freaks! Okay? Both of 'em. 215 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:45,860 - Well, mine's freakier! - Mine is! Are you kidding me? 216 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,010 How can you possibly say that your mom's freakier? 217 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,460 - There is no way. I've met your mom. - Sure, your mom's got kind of a little weird side going on, 218 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:51,600 but my mom is insane. 219 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,330 Carly has lived next to my mom for years. 220 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:54,130 You don't see my mom? 221 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:54,830 Carly, tell her! Tell her! 222 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,770 She walks around in her bathing suit all the time. 223 00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:59,110 Have you seen all of her freaky things? 224 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,800 Hey hey hey... I brought you some... 225 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,310 Whatcha doin'? 226 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,750 Spray painting this butt blue. 227 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:23,560 - Any reason? - It's for a bit we're doing on iCarly tonight. 228 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,160 - A blue butt bit? - Yes, the blue butt bit. 229 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,210 I brought you some corn juice. 230 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:33,000 See, I was just hangin' on my lawn, 231 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,870 shuckin' some corn, and I thought to myself, 232 00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:38,340 "how come no one's ever thought to juice corn?" 233 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,370 So I grabbed a juicer... 234 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:40,910 Maybe nobody's ever thought to juice corn 235 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:44,800 because most people have brains that function normally. 236 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,620 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No. Here, gimme the cup. 237 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,990 Come here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 238 00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:57,960 Come here. Come here. 239 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:02,270 No. I know. You didn't do anything wrong. 240 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,570 It's just Sam and Freddie have been bugging me 241 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:13,940 like 10 times a day to referee every little argument they have, 242 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:16,570 and I'm just... I'm under a lotta stress. 243 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,800 Okay. 244 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:22,050 If Sam and Freddie are getting on your nerves, 245 00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:23,950 why do you keep helping 'em? 246 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:27,190 'Cuz they're my friends. And they're in this new relationship, 247 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:30,590 and I want them to be happy. 248 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,770 - Corn juice is awful! - Isn't it?! 249 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,430 Gib-behhh! 250 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:46,310 - Hey, Gibby. You wanna help me paint... - Shut up a sec. 251 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,640 What? 252 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,920 After the show, you gotta take the puppy to the vet. 253 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,220 I think he's got an anxious bladder. 254 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:57,550 - Why me? - He's your dog too! 255 00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:01,550 No, he's not! I never wanted a dog! 256 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,960 I'm sorry. Come here. 257 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:13,040 Oh my God. I'm a monster. 258 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,170 Shhh. You want some corn juice? 259 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:18,130 Yes, please. 260 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:25,440 Heyyyyy, nice butt, Carls. 261 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,610 Thank you. 262 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,520 Hey, how great does Sam's hair look? 263 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,010 - He brushed it for me. - With one a'these. 264 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,620 Hey, you're havin' dinner with us tomorrow night. 265 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,620 - I am? - Yeah. 266 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:41,330 Sam and I love Italian food, so we made a reservation at Pint's. 267 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:42,770 I love Pint's! 268 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,580 Gibbys are not invited. 269 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,630 Then no corn juice for you. 270 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,210 Don't you guys wanna go to dinner by yourselves, 271 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,270 ya know, like, just the two of you? 272 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,310 Nah. Every time we're alone for more than an hour, we fight about somethin'. 273 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,010 So we want you to come with us 274 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:02,650 'cuz you always come up with smart ways for us to compromise. 275 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,020 And anyway, have you ever had the lasagna at Pint's? 276 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,980 No. It's good? 277 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,820 Good? 278 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,190 Uh, it is so good that when I die, 279 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:14,590 please buy me naked in a bathtub fulla pint's lasagna. 280 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,860 So you'll come to dinner with us? 281 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:18,600 I guess, but I think it'd be better... 282 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,270 Ten seconds to iCarly. 283 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,970 Game faces. 284 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:28,670 In five, four, three, two... 285 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,410 - I'm a girl named Carly. - And I'm a girl named Sam. 286 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:33,210 And if you don't believe we're girls... 287 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:35,140 Just listen to us giggle. 288 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,850 Okay, first up on iCarly... 289 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:45,290 We're gonna show you how to make adult diapers out of old newspapers. 290 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:47,320 I recommend the Boston grove! 291 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,600 I thought we were doin' the blue butt bit first. 292 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,690 No, we decided to do the adult diaper bit first. 293 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,800 - You never think I'm right. - You never respect my opinion. 294 00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:58,540 That's insane! 295 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,570 Yesterday, I asked your opinion about... Am I your girlfriend or not? 296 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,580 Carly? 297 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,450 While I take a moment to settle this argument, 298 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:11,800 please enjoy this pre-recorded emergency video of Spencer flirting with a watermelon. 299 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,590 Yeah, you are. Yeah, you're pretty. 300 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,730 Yeah, you're a pretty little melon. 301 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,600 Yes, you are. 302 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:27,080 What? Nooo, I don't think vertical green stripes make you look fat. 303 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:39,010 Ayyyy, there's my li'l sis. 304 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,550 You want some chicken? It's moist. 305 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,380 Nah, thanks. 306 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,520 I'm going on a dinner date with Sam and Freddie. 307 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:49,350 Um, hi. 308 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,520 Hey. 309 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,560 Who's your friend? 310 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,260 I dunno. 311 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:59,510 I met her at the hardware store, and she loves chicken. 312 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:02,580 Super. 313 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:08,850 - Carly? Woof woof. - Come on in, Gib. 314 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:14,510 What's up? 315 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,520 We had a playdate for sir licks-a-lot in the park at 4 P.M. 316 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,250 And you didn't show up. 317 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,490 I told you I'm not interested in raising a puppy with you. 318 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:25,040 I'm starting to feel like you're not committed to this whole puppy thing. 319 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,360 I'm not. 320 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,530 Then maybe I should just raise him without you. 321 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:31,200 I completely support that. 322 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,480 - I'm not gonna argue about this. - Thank you. 323 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,110 On three? 324 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,320 - One... - Two... 325 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,410 Three. 326 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:58,080 Ohhhhhhhhh. 327 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,710 Carly, how amazing is this lasagna? 328 00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,180 It's very good lasagna. 329 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,500 Why can't I sit with you guys? 330 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,070 'Cuz me and Freddie are on a date. 331 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,230 - Parmesan cheese? - Sure. 332 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,410 So I'm just supposed to sit here and wait for you guys to have a fight so I can settle it? 333 00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:21,440 - Pretty much. - We'd really appreciate that. 334 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:35,600 - I'm Paul. I'm a DJ. - See ya, Paul. 335 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,570 Wow, that's a lotta parmesan. 336 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,210 What are you, the cheese keeper? 337 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,550 No, I'm just saying the lasagna here is amazing, 338 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,010 so I don't think you need to shovel nine pounds of parmesan cheese... 339 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,480 Oh, it's okay, Freddie. 340 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,850 You don't have to pay for the parmesan. 341 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:03,790 It's not about the money. 342 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,520 Then why don't you stop criticizing me for every single thing... 343 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:06,630 Why is it whenever I make a suggestion... 344 00:19:06,630 --> 00:19:07,910 Carly? 345 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:18,570 Freddie, it's not nice to judge other people's cheese habits. 346 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,940 Sam, that's an insane amount of cheese. 347 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,210 It embarrasses me. 348 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,580 - Sorry. - Sorry. 349 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:39,270 - You ever been sailing? - Go away! 350 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,000 Mmm. 351 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:51,040 Oh, what do they put in this lasagna to make it so incredible? 352 00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:55,610 Uh, look, I don't wanna start an argument... 353 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:59,610 But you might wanna finish chewing, y'know, before you talk. 354 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,620 What is this, pick on Puckett night? 355 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:07,150 - I said I don't wanna start an argument. - Well, ya done it. 356 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,790 Carly, is it wrong to tell a person 357 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:12,290 that it's not polite to talk with a mouth full of lasagna? 358 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:15,560 Is it wrong for a person to constantly pick on every little thing I do?! 359 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,900 Yes! And yes! 360 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,570 You both should be furious with each other! 361 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,070 Furious! 362 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,810 I wouldn't say I'm furious, 363 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,570 - I was... - Well you should be furious! 364 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,510 What guy wants to go on a date and watch a girl go... 365 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,580 Ohhhh I'm Sam Puckett... 366 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:40,730 Bwah bwah bwah bwah bwah bwah bwah! 367 00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,190 Ewwww. 368 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:46,560 And how can you sit there and listen to that whiny nub go, 369 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,530 myehhhh... you're using "too much parmesan... 370 00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,560 Myeeeeh... 371 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,570 Don't chew with your mouth open... 372 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,680 Myeeeeh! 373 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,170 Seriously, why don't you two just pick up your forks 374 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,620 and use 'em to jab each other in the eyes?! 375 00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:06,510 Okay. What are you doing? 376 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,410 You're supposed to be helping us solve our problems. 377 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:11,320 No. You two should be solving your own problems! 378 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,750 Not expecting me to be your twenty-four-seven couples counselor! 379 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,180 - I'm also a photographer. - This close to callin' the cops! 380 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:22,290 You think I wanna sit here at a table by myself 381 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,130 having to fix every stupid little problem you guys have?! 382 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:26,730 I could be at home right now eating moist chicken 383 00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:29,530 with Spencer and some icky chick from a hardware store! 384 00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:35,270 If you guys can't learn to work things out on your own, 385 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,580 then you shouldn't be dating at all. 386 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,130 I deserve this lasagna. 387 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,060 This is nice. 388 00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,080 Yeeeaaahhh. 389 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,680 And it's a lot more fun hangin' here with you 390 00:22:18,690 --> 00:22:21,260 than that dumb girl from the hardware store. 391 00:22:22,490 --> 00:22:24,490 Thanks. 392 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:26,650 I'm sorry she stole your wallet. 393 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,490 Yeah. It's okay. 394 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,910 There was only four dollars in it. 395 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,360 Those stars you put on the ceiling look so cool. 396 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,540 Good. 397 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:43,480 It wasn't easy gettin' 'em up there. 398 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,180 - What about that moon? - Even harder. 399 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:48,510 That thing weighs like sixty pounds. 400 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,510 Wow. 401 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:53,950 Yeah, I had to use a buncha big, long screws, **. 402 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:55,350 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com