1 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:09,240 carly, come on! 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,180 ohhh... Ohhhhhh... 3 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:15,550 Ohhh... Ohhhhhh... 4 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,010 no. 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,500 How ya doin'? 6 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,420 I'm sick and dying! 7 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:31,310 Oh. 8 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:33,140 maybe I should take you to a doctor. 9 00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:34,360 nooo. 10 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:39,250 Just open our door so I can go in there 11 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,790 And just be alone. 12 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,840 'kay. 13 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,070 Hey! Hey! 14 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:49,730 Hola. 15 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:50,460 hey, guys. 16 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:51,610 hi. 17 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:54,280 what is going on here?! 18 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,340 I'm cookin' steaks. 19 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:56,320 playin' video games. 20 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,670 I'm in a kiddie pool! 21 00:00:57,670 --> 00:00:59,440 gibbehhhh. 22 00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:03,810 How long have you guys been hanging in our apartment?! 23 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,620 uh, how long have you guys been on vacation? 24 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:06,350 eight days. 25 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:07,680 'bout eight days. 26 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:11,560 ohhhh... Ohhhh... 27 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,550 she okay? 28 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:16,580 no. She's like dying. 29 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:17,950 ohhhhhh. 30 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:19,000 gib, help her up. 31 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,660 kay-kay. 32 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:22,310 ohhhh... Ohhhh... 33 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,840 man, she looks sicky-sick. 34 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:25,830 yeah. She's got jungle worms. 35 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:28,110 oh my god. Oh my god. 36 00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:30,290 Oh my--oh my god. Oh my god. 37 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:31,570 Oh my god. 38 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,950 well, what are jungle worms? 39 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:36,330 they're like these scuzzy little parasites 40 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,500 That set up camp in your guts. 41 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,810 ohhhhhh... 42 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:39,590 aah. 43 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:40,700 oh. 44 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:42,800 how do you know about jungle worms? 45 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:43,660 my mom got 'em from usin' 46 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:45,680 Some foreign guy's toothbrush. 47 00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:49,350 so what are the symptoms? 48 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:51,370 uhhh... Dry mouth... 49 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:52,890 I'm so thirsty... 50 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:54,130 chills... 51 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:55,920 can someone cover me with a blanket? 52 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,230 moaning... 53 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:57,870 ohhhhh... 54 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:58,620 groaning... 55 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,230 ohhhhh... 56 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:00,700 and a lot of, y'know... 57 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,970 Uh... 58 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,730 Vomiting. 59 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:08,550 ewwww. 60 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:10,000 poor kid. 61 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:10,700 yeah. 62 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,160 One of us should probably get in there and help her. 63 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:14,760 hey these steaks are ready. 64 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,340 I want one! carne! 65 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:16,600 mmmm. Feed me. 66 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:23,240 in 5, 4, 3, 2... 67 00:02:25,223 --> 00:02:26,393 I know,you see. 68 00:02:27,073 --> 00:02:31,243 Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful. 69 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:36,073 Live life,breathe air. 70 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,693 I know somehow we gonna get there 71 00:02:39,123 --> 00:02:41,293 And feel so wonderful. 72 00:02:43,993 --> 00:02:46,163 It's all for real. 73 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,213 I'm telling you just how I feel. 74 00:02:49,633 --> 00:02:52,793 So wake up the members of my nation. 75 00:02:53,343 --> 00:02:54,793 It's your time to be. 76 00:02:55,273 --> 00:02:57,443 There's no chance unless you take one. 77 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:02,253 and the time to see the brighter side of every situation. 78 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,233 Somethings are meant to be. 79 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,923 So give you best and leave the rest to me. 80 00:03:08,903 --> 00:03:10,473 Leave it all to me. 81 00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:13,263 Leave it all to me. 82 00:03:17,253 --> 00:03:21,703 iCarly S06E02 iGo One Direction 83 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,810 oh yeah... 84 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:30,980 Oh yeah... 85 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,300 Yes... 86 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,700 after this will you massage my feet? 87 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:36,930 no, gross. 88 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,000 C'mon, work the heel. 89 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,210 Rub it like a man. 90 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:46,640 tsk! Tsk! Tsk! 91 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,210 so, am I better? 92 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,040 Are my jungle worms gone? 93 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,160 yeah, I'd say 94 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,490 You're pretty much over it. 95 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,280 But you still could be contagious, 96 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,620 So don't go kissing any boys. 97 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,210 yeah, no problem -- 98 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,760 I don't have a boyfriend. 99 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,990 I didn't think so. 100 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:06,720 Well, I'll be in my apartment upstairs 101 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,240 If you need anything else. 102 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,220 hey, doc... 103 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:13,330 I got this weird-lookin' bump growin' outta my neck. 104 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,650 that's your head. 105 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:17,850 no, I meant a bump 106 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:18,720 That could be a problem 107 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,000 If it's not... 108 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,700 oh, hey, guys -- 109 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,170 Guess what I got! 110 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:27,910 a woman? 111 00:04:27,910 --> 00:04:28,500 a real job? 112 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,270 a friend your own age? 113 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,400 no! 114 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,210 Shhheck it out... 115 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,120 I just found this at the junkyard! 116 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:43,080 Amongst the junk! 117 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,310 what is that -- a motorcycle? 118 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,370 mm-hmm. 119 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:49,350 A motorcy... 120 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:52,200 What about this looks like a motorcycle?! 121 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:54,240 do you see wheels? 122 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,010 a motor? 123 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:56,960 anything motorcycle related? 124 00:04:57,870 --> 00:04:59,230 look. I'm just a kid -- 125 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,740 I'm not a "Wizard". 126 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,980 get in between the toes. 127 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:05,070 oh. 128 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,200 Is that some kind of exercise machine? 129 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,950 uh, thee best exercise machine ever made! 130 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,740 It's called the omni-flex. 131 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:15,950 what are you gonna do with it? 132 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,030 fix it up and use it. 133 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:18,390 like, to get in shape? 134 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,310 I'm already "In shape." 135 00:05:21,590 --> 00:05:23,500 yeah, the shape of a tall marshmallow. 136 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:25,580 uhhh... 137 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:27,550 Look at these toned abs. 138 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,560 what's that In your belly button? 139 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:37,160 there's nothing in my-- 140 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:39,070 Whoa, popcorn. 141 00:05:45,350 --> 00:05:47,260 okay, fellow icarly people. 142 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,450 Check out the email I just got from the manager 143 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,770 Of a certain british band known as one direction. 144 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:53,920 shut up. 145 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,810 one direction?! 146 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,050 oh my god, oh my god, 147 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,390 Oh my god... 148 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,620 read the email! 149 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:02,740 he says... "Dear freddie." 150 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:03,920 oh my god! 151 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,630 "In response to your email, 152 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,050 "My clients, one direction, 153 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:11,740 "Will be in the seattle area later this week..." 154 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:14,640 no way, real life?! 155 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,030 ssh. Let him finish!!! 156 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:18,980 "...And they would love 157 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,130 "To appear on icarly 158 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,310 And perform a song." 159 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:28,930 sounds good. 160 00:06:34,530 --> 00:06:35,640 t-bo! 161 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,330 You cannot borrow my deodorant. 162 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:38,420 Just-- 163 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,580 Hello lady. 164 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,200 hi. Are you, um... 165 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,850 ...Spencer spay? 166 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:46,670 shay. 167 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:49,770 is that fudge on your face? 168 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,270 no, no. 169 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:53,090 Yes. 170 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,780 Uh, who are you? 171 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:56,780 justine. 172 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,650 I think they left this at my door by mistake. 173 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,260 oh... Well thanks. 174 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:03,830 no way, is that an omni-flex? 175 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,750 yeah! You wanna come in And look at it?! 176 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:06,980 sure! 177 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:09,750 Oh my gosh, 178 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,030 I used to work out on one of these. 179 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,140 really? 'cuz, uh... Y'know, 180 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:16,080 I'm a personal exercise trainer. 181 00:07:17,330 --> 00:07:17,960 yeah? 182 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,920 You lookin' for new people to exercise? 183 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,040 yes. 184 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:22,410 cool. 185 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:25,820 Could you do a workout tomorrow, 'round seven pm? 186 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,080 seven is perfect. 187 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:30,760 'kay. Well, bye. 188 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:32,400 no-ho-ho... 189 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,670 Bye to you. 190 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:36,680 Okay. 191 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:43,420 I love what you've done for me. 192 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:49,220 hey. 193 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:49,880 hey. 194 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:50,850 sam here yet? 195 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,420 no, she texted me from jail 196 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,060 And said she'd be a few minutes late. 197 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,810 sam's in jail?! 198 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:58,090 nah, she was just visiting her cousin, tanya. 199 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:03,040 Uh, nice water bottle holder. 200 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,150 don't make fun of it. 201 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,120 Spencer got this for me In texas. 202 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:08,830 See all the little handguns? 203 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:09,860 oh, yeah. 204 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,400 You gotta love texas. 205 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,240 noooooo!!!! 206 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:19,290 you can't drink after me! 207 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,320 I could still be contagious with jungle worms! 208 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,650 oh right. 209 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:25,030 'sup m'peeps? 210 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:26,820 whoa gib. 211 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:27,890 holy... 212 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:28,720 what? 213 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,960 are you all dressed up like that 214 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,540 'cuz one direction's Coming here? 215 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:34,040 noooo. Is that today? 216 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,340 Nooooo. What? 217 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:42,370 you guys, one direction Are on their way up! 218 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:43,520 oh my god oh my god 219 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,770 Oh my god oh my god oh my god! 220 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:04,570 how was that? 221 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,990 fan-tastic! Gorgeous! 222 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:09,950 so, what time do we do the show tonight? 223 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,110 we start at seven thirty, 224 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,850 So probably get here twenty minutes early. 225 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:13,670 okay, cool. 226 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:14,460 hey guys, 227 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:15,660 Quick announcement... 228 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,110 I am not currently dating anyone. 229 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,890 Just puttin' that out there. 230 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:24,430 and I give good foot massages. 231 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,480 Just puttin' that out there. 232 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,850 yeah, I'm not puttin' anything out there. 233 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,230 Anyway... We made you guys 234 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,280 Some british sandwiches, 235 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,360 If you're hungry. 236 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,910 what are "British sandwiches"? 237 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:40,620 oh, y'know, 238 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,460 They're sandwiches that are... 239 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:44,170 They have um... 240 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,030 They're just normal sandwiches. 241 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:48,820 so who's hungry? 242 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:49,480 yeah. 243 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:49,980 me too. 244 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:50,960 okay, we'll bring 'em up. 245 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:51,520 cool. 246 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:52,440 freddie, gibby, come help us. 247 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,580 'kay. sure. 248 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,420 something we can do for you? 249 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,520 uh, would you guys autograph 250 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,200 My... Sister's scrapbook? 251 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,200 yeah. Sure. 252 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:14,860 cool. 253 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,250 Just sign it by your pic. 254 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:16,700 yeah. Sure -- 255 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,700 What's your sister's name? 256 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,500 uhhh... My sister's name is, 257 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,520 Uh... Gib-- 258 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,040 G... Girlby. 259 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:28,200 girlby? 260 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,440 that's a name? 261 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,050 yeah.It's a really popular girls' name here in america. 262 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,530 You wouldn't know that. 263 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:37,130 is there any water around here? 264 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,290 over there. 265 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:39,340 ah. 266 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,450 Handguns! 267 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,860 oh hey sam. 268 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,110 one direction here yet? 269 00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:57,850 yeah, they're upstairs 270 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,350 Gettin' ready to do the show. 271 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:00,790 mmm. Awomome. 272 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:02,340 Ahh. 273 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:04,440 Why are you dressed Like a rapper 274 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,040 That never sold any records? 275 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,590 I tricked this really hot lady 276 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:13,630 Into thinking I'm a personal exercise trainer, 277 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:14,720 And she'll be here any minute-- 278 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,630 You're not a good listener! 279 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,080 And hel... 280 00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:33,160 well? You just gonna stand there and look all stupid? 281 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:36,760 who are you? 282 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,950 bethany. 283 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:40,130 yeah, uh, look kid, 284 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:42,860 I don't wanna buy any of your church candy, 285 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,570 Or whatever you're selling. 286 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,400 I got a really hot lady coming here-- 287 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,940 are you an exercise trainer Or not? 288 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:50,330 exercise trainer? 289 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,480 I smell fudge. 290 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,350 ah, hey... Kid... 291 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,820 What are you doing? 292 00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,380 smelling this fudge. 293 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,160 well get out. 294 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:07,270 my mother said you were gonna exercise me. 295 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,210 no, I'm supposed-- 296 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:10,400 Your mother? 297 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:12,990 I thought she wanted to work out. 298 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,450 well ya thought wrong, moron. 299 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,210 hey! I'm an adult. 300 00:12:18,210 --> 00:12:20,500 You do not call adults "Morons". 301 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:21,160 pbbbbbbfffffffffttttt! 302 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,210 no. Whija--?!?! Oh. 303 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,740 ohhh. 304 00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:30,800 can he stand?! 305 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,090 here, let's try... 306 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,670 ohhh. 307 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,520 whoa, he's really sick. 308 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,390 oh no! 309 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,660 This is horrible! 310 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,590 how'd he get so sick so fast? 311 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:52,920 ohhh... I feel cold... 312 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,500 And thirsty. 313 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:58,980 Will somebody hold me? 314 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,500 no. 315 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:03,370 here... 316 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,780 Have some more of this water. 317 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:08,690 whoa what?! What? What?! 318 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,620 Harry... You drank from my water bottle?! 319 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,720 yeah. 320 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,160 oh my god. 321 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,700 I gave harry styles jungle worms! 322 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,120 nooooo! 323 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,720 Ahhh gaaaahhhh, 324 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:23,770 Nooooo!!! 325 00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:27,790 I'm so sad. I'm so sad. 326 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,260 Oh! 327 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:39,090 is he better? 328 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:42,840 I think so. Or maybe not. 329 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,030 How long has he been lying here sick? 330 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,340 almost a week. 331 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,080 I don't get it -- 332 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,030 Carly had jungle worms -- 333 00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:50,700 She felt better after two days. 334 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,550 well, sickness is... 335 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,850 Y'know, it's just... 336 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:59,080 Other times... There it is. 337 00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,260 wow. Good to know. 338 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,500 we're so lucky To have a doctor 339 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,880 right here In the building. 340 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:08,370 yes. Well, if I can be Of any more help... 341 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:09,720 you helped nothing! 342 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,190 y girls have A couple hundred bucks 343 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,500 You can float me 'til the weekend? 344 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:13,930 get out! 345 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,040 leave! 346 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,350 C'mon, we gotta roll. 347 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,360 'kay. 348 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,690 Oh, uh, harry, 349 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,330 You need anything before I go? 350 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,810 oh, no. Wait... 351 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:28,250 Could I have some more fruits? 352 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,780 fruit, sure. 353 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:33,430 and... And could you cut them Into the little cubes, 354 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:35,010 The way that you do? 355 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:37,860 'course. 356 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,220 I'll be right back with it. 357 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:42,860 and... Could you put Warm socks on my feet? 358 00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:45,550 sure. I'll heat up a pair In the dryer. 359 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,320 what else ya want carly To do for ya -- 360 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,340 Wash your tour bus? 361 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,470 sam... 362 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:51,940 how 'bout twenty bucks? 363 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:52,460 no! 364 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,850 beat it, clown! 365 00:14:55,020 --> 00:15:01,330 ...One and two and good, 366 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:02,880 Tell your mom to call me 367 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,990 And good and pull and-- 368 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,820 I wanna stop! 369 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,130 why?! 370 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:13,460 cuz I've already been doin' this for forty-five seconds! 371 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,500 Where's the dang fudge?! 372 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,730 no more fudge! 373 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,370 I hate you! 374 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,830 awww... 375 00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:37,990 Awww, kid... 376 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,270 Bethany... What's wrong? 377 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,360 Wow, you're already sweating. 378 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,580 no one likes me -- 379 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,170 'cuz I'm awkward. 380 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,770 you're not awkward. 381 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,520 I'm not? 382 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,440 you just have a terrible, Terrible personality. 383 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,530 You're so mean. 384 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,060 And look at your shirt... 385 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,480 What is that stain? 386 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,800 mucus. 387 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,520 okay, well some people don't wanna be friends 388 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,270 With girls Who have mucus all over them. 389 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:14,960 I need a make-over. 390 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,860 well... Yeaaahh. 391 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:23,540 But you also need to be nicer To people. 392 00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,650 And snot less on yourself. 393 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,260 I wanna make-over!!! 394 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,620 all right!!! 395 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,340 ...And if harry's not better By Friday, 396 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,640 We'll have to cancel our shows In san francisco. 397 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,670 san francisco! Mah town! 398 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,870 Wooo! 399 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,940 I've never been there. 400 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,470 well I feel awful. 401 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:49,040 I don't know Why he's not getting better. 402 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,390 oh carly... 403 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:55,550 Oh, sweet, innocent, Stupid little carly. 404 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,250 why am I stupid? 405 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,300 harry Doesn't wanna get better -- 406 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,960 'cuz you make him Breakfast in bed, 407 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,820 And you warm his socks, 408 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:05,540 And read him stories 409 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:06,400 And brush his hair 410 00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,560 And, you know, you're not ugly. 411 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,270 what do you think, hot pants? 412 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,120 well, if you were treating me 413 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,160 Like you've been treating harry, 414 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,540 I sure wouldn't wanna leave. 415 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:19,860 you think harry's faking? 416 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:20,740 not faking. 417 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,580 I'm sure he was sick. 418 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,170 I just think, 419 00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:23,010 Now, he's havin' a good time 420 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,770 At "Hotel carlyfornia." 421 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,390 you did not just say that. 422 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:27,940 I said it 423 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:28,510 And I'm proud of it. 424 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:29,640 oh. Uh. 425 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,600 okay, so what are we gonna do about this? 426 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,720 uh, I know What might motivate harry 427 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,320 To get outta bed 428 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,390 And back on stage. 429 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,350 you think I should work him over 430 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:38,970 With the butter sock? 431 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,620 y'know, I really Really don't. 432 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,330 did she say 'butter sock'? 433 00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,660 is that a sock? full of butter? 434 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,100 do you guys wanna hear my idea? 435 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:48,790 yes. 436 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,310 does it involve the butter sock? 437 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,320 no! 438 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,100 Look, I was just thinking... 439 00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:55,700 Harry might suddenly feel better If he thought 440 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,990 He was gonna be replaced In one direction. 441 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,590 whoa, wait -- replace harry? 442 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,590 not for real. 443 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,490 We just make him think he's being replaced. 444 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,040 who with? 445 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:10,560 Baby, you light up my world Like nobody else 446 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,650 The way that you flip Your hair 447 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,400 Gets me overwhelmed 448 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,530 But when you smile At the ground 449 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,960 It ain't hard to tell 450 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,600 stop it!!! 451 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,700 Oh, oh 452 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,500 You don't know You're beautiful 453 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,010 nooooo! 454 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,430 what? 455 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,430 please get rid of him. 456 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,770 I'm feeling better. 457 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,890 you really think You can perform? 458 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,950 yes! What time's icarly? 459 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,880 'bout an hour. 460 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,650 you're not even wearing A watch. 461 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:36,610 well... 462 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:39,240 I'll be ready! Just please... 463 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,510 Don't let him sing or dance, Ever again. 464 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,250 yeah. 465 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,340 whoa! 466 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,310 well that worked. 467 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,010 it really worked! 468 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,040 it worked great. 469 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,420 wait... What worked? 470 00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:33,130 and... Done. 471 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,750 Make-over complete. 472 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:35,880 I wanna see, I wanna see!!! 473 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,290 okay. 474 00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:45,950 oh my god! I look awful! 475 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,850 noooo, you look great! 476 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:50,520 you made me look worse 477 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,110 Than I did when I got here! 478 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:52,980 but I-- 479 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,400 moron! 480 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,290 bethany wait! 481 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,620 Bethany c'mon, come back! 482 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,070 Our story can't just end Like this! 483 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,180 We need some kind of resolution! 484 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,390 okay icarly fans... 485 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:16,920 'tiz the moment Ya been waitin' for. 486 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,990 five super-cool guys... 487 00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,950 ...All without jungle worms. 488 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:20,840 we give you 489 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,960 The fantaztical... 490 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,470 ...Boybandable... 491 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:25,860 One Direction 492 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,860 One Direction - What makes you beautiful 493 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,630 You're insecure 494 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:43,390 Don't know what for 495 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:44,810 You're turning heads 496 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,540 When you walk Through the door 497 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,140 Don't need makeup 498 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,030 To cover up 499 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:53,490 Being the way that you are 500 00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:55,370 Is enough 501 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:59,760 Everyone else in the room Can see it 502 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:02,920 Everyone else but you 503 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,760 Baby, you light up my world Like nobody else 504 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,810 The way that you flip Your hair 505 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,560 Gets me overwhelmed 506 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,700 But when you smile At the ground 507 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,310 It ain't hard to tell 508 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,910 You don't know 509 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,050 Oh oh 510 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,930 You don't know You're beautiful 511 00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:22,110 If only you saw What I can see 512 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,210 You'd understand 513 00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:25,980 Why I want you so desperately 514 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,970 Right now I'm looking at you 515 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,810 And I can't believe 516 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,200 You don't know 517 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,390 Oh oh 518 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,510 You don't know You're beautiful 519 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,200 Oh, oh, oh 520 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,130 That's what makes you Beautiful 521 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,840 So girl, come on 522 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,850 You got it wrong 523 00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:46,360 To prove I'm right 524 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,010 I put it in a song 525 00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,690 I don't know why 526 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,620 You're being shy 527 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,900 And turn away when I look 528 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,060 Into your eyes 529 00:21:57,530 --> 00:22:01,270 Everyone else in the room can see it. 530 00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,280 Everyone else but you 531 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,160 Baby, you light up my world like nobody else 532 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,670 The way that you flip your head 533 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:12,020 Gets me overwhelmed 534 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,140 But when you smile at the ground 535 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:15,810 It ain't hard to tell 536 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:17,270 You don't know 537 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:18,440 Oh oh 538 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,400 You don't know beautiful 539 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,530 If only you saw what I can see 540 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,660 You'd understand 541 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,400 Why I want you so desperately 542 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,420 Right now I'm looking at you 543 00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:31,210 And I can't believe 544 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,590 You don't know 545 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:33,790 Oh oh 546 00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,940 You don't know you're beautiful 547 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,700 Oh, oh, oh 548 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,610 That's what makes you beautiful