1 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:14,055 ♪ 2 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,433 What is that? 3 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:21,146 Looks like a big sheet. 4 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,858 I want to know what's under the sheet. 5 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,499 I want to know what's between your ears 6 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,903 'cause it sure ain't brain. 7 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,196 Help me pull this sheet off. 8 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,906 Okay. All right. 9 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,410 Did I startle you? 10 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,787 Yeah. You did. 11 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,037 Sorry. 12 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,248 But what's under this sheet is a big surprise 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,625 to make up for your last birthday. 14 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,335 I thought you bought her a lava lamp. 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,671 He made me a lava lamp, which exploded. 16 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,882 It didn't explode. 17 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,842 It burst into flames. 18 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:50,885 And then exploded. 19 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,929 Well... yeah. 20 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,013 Anyway, you know how you've been asking me to make you 21 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,305 a cool sculpture for the "iCarly" Studio? 22 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,684 Yeah. 23 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,769 You know the old car you guys got up there? 24 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:01,854 Sure. Back up! 25 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,567 Oh, my God. Look at that. 26 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,027 You made this? Heck yeah. 27 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,152 I went to the junkyard. 28 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,779 I have an account there. 29 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,615 I found an old bench seat from a '66 Ford, 30 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,910 reupholstered it, added cup holders, 31 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,119 and installed real police lights. 32 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:22,041 It's art... you can sit upon. 33 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:25,044 May we sit upon it? I'd be sad if you didn't. 34 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:28,171 Cool, awesome. Let us sit. 35 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,464 Nice. 36 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,090 Wait, wait. Let me turn it on. 37 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,636 Yeah. Sweet. 38 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,138 Now, if you hit that button, you'll hear a real car horn. 39 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,180 Okay. 40 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,649 Electrical wiring just isn't your thing. 41 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,026 No, it is not. 42 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,486 ♪ 43 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:55,074 In five, four, three, two... 44 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:57,409 ♪ 45 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,912 ♪ I know, you see ♪ 46 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,456 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 47 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:05,000 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 48 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,627 ♪ 49 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,004 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 50 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,590 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 51 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,551 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 52 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,428 ♪ 53 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:20,265 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 54 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,350 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 55 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:26,229 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 56 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,940 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 57 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:31,902 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one and the time ♪ 58 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:36,698 ♪ To see the brighter side of every situation ♪ 59 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,199 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 60 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,079 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 61 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:44,331 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 62 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,541 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 63 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:54,583 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪♪ 64 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:59,805 ♪ 65 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,516 Okay, Sam gives Carly a haircut? 66 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:03,809 What, are you serious? 67 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,727 I think our viewers would get a kick 68 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,228 out of seeing me cut your hair. 69 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:10,273 I'm not letting you near my neck with a pair of scissors. 70 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,275 Fine. What else we got? 71 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,569 Hey, what are you guys doin'? 72 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,155 Looking through our show idea cards. 73 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:18,740 We need one more fun thing to do on next week's "iCarly." 74 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,868 Hey, did you ever get the software set up 75 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,828 to do Twister Vision? Yeah, I think so. 76 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:26,414 Let me check. 77 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,749 Yup, set to go. 78 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,376 Good, we'll do Twister Vision. Yeah. 79 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:32,295 Whoo! 80 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,923 Hey, listen to this comment one of our viewers wrote. 81 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,548 If it's about that zit I had last week, 82 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,217 I don't wanna hear about it. 83 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:42,056 It was barely noticeable. It was a volcano. 84 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,390 Listen. 85 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,100 "My name is Mandy, and I think 'iCarly' 86 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,187 "is the awesome-est web show on the whole Internet. 87 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,187 "I live near Seattle and I was wondering if you guys 88 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,857 "ever thought about having a live audience 89 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,984 "'cause I'd love to come see the show in person. 90 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,195 Please write back. Love and hugs, Mandy." 91 00:03:56,235 --> 00:04:04,235 And then she types this super smiley emoticon like this... 92 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,538 Live audience? Whatcha think? 93 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,205 We don't have room in here for an audience. 94 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,501 We got Spencer's cool car seat he gave us. 95 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,336 Yeah, I guess Mandy could sit there. 96 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,630 An audience of one? Why not? 97 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:21,136 I don't care. Let's do it. 98 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,761 Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs 99 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:26,683 then bake him at 350? 100 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,810 Just till he's golden brown. 101 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:32,689 ♪ 102 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,566 Okay. Now it's time for a new segment 103 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,317 on "iCarly" which we call... 104 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,486 Twister Vision. 105 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,199 It's the twistiest. 106 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,367 But how does it work? 107 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,367 Well, with the help of our technical producer, Freddie... 108 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,205 That silly dude right there. 109 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,124 We can alter reality. 110 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:55,087 Alter, alter, alter, alter, alter, alter, alter. 111 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:58,548 Okay, Freddie, start twisting this vision. 112 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,302 Twisting the vision. 113 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:06,556 Ahhh! 114 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,392 I'm Carly. I'm Sam. 115 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,645 It's Sam. That was Carly. 116 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,563 We have hair. 117 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:19,194 Ahhhh! 118 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:21,736 Okay, Freddie. Back to reality. 119 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:25,366 Restoring reality. 120 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,161 Okay. Okay. 121 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:30,413 Okay. Now, we're gonna throw something else new at you. 122 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,329 The other day, we were checking out the comments 123 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:33,541 here at iCarly.com. 124 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,835 We found a girl who's gotta be 125 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,920 the biggest fan of this web show ever. 126 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,464 This chick's cuckoo for "iCarly." 127 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,757 So let's bring her out. 128 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,510 Mandy Valdez. 129 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,348 Hi. Hi, everyone. I'm on "iCarly," 130 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,894 Hey, hi. 131 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,771 How ya doin', Mandy? Welcome to the show. 132 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,815 I made some cookies for you, guys. Look it. 133 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,234 That is so nice. Wow. 134 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,611 She put our faces on the cookies. 135 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,530 Freddie, zoom in on these. 136 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,866 I'm Carly. I'm Sam. 137 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,868 My face is delicious. 138 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,120 There's a chocolate chip on my brain. 139 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,748 You guys made my cookies talk. That's so funny. 140 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,959 Yeah, well... 141 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,377 Ooh, I made a Freddie cookie too. 142 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,214 Here's your cookie, Freddie. 143 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,673 Thanks. 144 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,217 Uh, you're a little close to the lens. 145 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,677 Oops. 146 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,722 Mandy, since you're "iCarly's" first live audience member ever- 147 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,139 Please step this way where you'll be able to watch the show 148 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,642 while sitting upon what we call the... 149 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,103 Seat of sitting. 150 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,231 Oooh. 151 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,316 Okay. 152 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,693 And I should point out that this amazing seat was made 153 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,362 by my brother... Spencer! 154 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:46,073 That's your brother's name. 155 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,700 Wow. This girl really knows her "iCarly." 156 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,827 Yes, she does. It's true. I do. 157 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,663 This seat is comfortable. 158 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,875 Go on, do your thing. 159 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,590 ♪ 160 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:08,511 These stairs are awesome! 161 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,428 So this is the first floor of you guys' apartment? 162 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,309 This is, like, where you eat meals and socialize? 163 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,895 Uh-huh. Cool. 164 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,273 Who plays the drums? 165 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,690 I don't know. 166 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:24,945 I'm not sure why those are here. Oh. Hey, a mystery. 167 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,239 Yeah. Well, I guess it's time for you to go. 168 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,657 Thanks so much for being our first live audience member. 169 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,326 Thank me? You're kidding. 170 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,828 Try thank you. 171 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,248 Anybody seen my bottle of lotion? 172 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,582 Spencer! 173 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,044 How are you? Great. 174 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,088 Awesome. 175 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:48,343 I haven't seen you since... the past. 176 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,677 That's Mandy. 177 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:50,843 She watches our show a lot, 178 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,431 so we had her on as a guest tonight. 179 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:53,471 You don't know her. 180 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,777 Well, okay. Hey, what's up with the drums? 181 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,238 Yeah, we were curious. 182 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,408 Right. Well, there was a flyer in the lobby for a band 183 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,367 that needs a drummer. 184 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,868 So, I found these at the junkyard, 185 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,662 and I'm gonna fix 'em up and try out. 186 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:18,623 Awesome! 187 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,709 Well, all right, Mandy, it was really nice meeting you. 188 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,001 What are you guys gonna do now? 189 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,712 We're just gonna go across the street. 190 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,214 Get some smoothies. Awesome! 191 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:29,134 Let's do it. I have money. 192 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,678 You wanna come with us? 193 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:35,182 Uh, Freddie, talk to Mandy. 194 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,891 Hello. 195 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,477 I like your camera work. 196 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,520 Sweet zooms. 197 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:46,067 Thank you. I do try my best to zoom sweetly. 198 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,568 Look, it already bums me out 199 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,487 Freddie gets to come with us. 200 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,988 Now we gotta take her too? 201 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,991 You know how much I hate people? 202 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,368 Come on, she's our biggest fan 203 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,578 and she wants to buy us smoothies. 204 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,454 Come on, Mandy. Let's go to Groovy Smoothies. 205 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,791 Awesome! 206 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,085 We'll be like The Three Musketeers. 207 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,213 But there's four of us. Touche. 208 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,091 What are your guys' favorite berries? 209 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,510 I like cranberries, boysenberries, 210 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,969 blueberries, black berries. 211 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,138 I don't like Halle Berry. 212 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,932 ♪ 213 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,600 There we go. 214 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:23,271 Let's see now. 215 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,819 I rock too hard. 216 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,196 I just think for five bucks, 217 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,758 they could blend it a little bit better 218 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,116 so I don't get strawberry lumps stuck in my straw. 219 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,826 That'd be a cool name for a band. 220 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,201 Stuck in my straw? Strawberry lumps. 221 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,872 Better. 222 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,166 You got your drums all set up. Sorta. 223 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,460 Where's Freddie and that girl... Mandy. 224 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,378 Freddie went home. 225 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,837 We finally got rid of Mandy. 226 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,631 Someone needs to take that chick to the Wacky Shack. 227 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,510 She lives here in Seattle? Nah. But way too close. 228 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:54,719 She's from Tacoma. 229 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,481 She made her aunt drive her all the way here 230 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:59,099 so she could be on the show. Can I spend the night here? 231 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,351 You don't wanna go home? Nah, when my mom buys 232 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,017 buys a new bikini, she usually wears it around 233 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,771 for a couple of days to break it in. 234 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:07,815 If you're my friend, you won't make me look at that. 235 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,692 Can she spend the night? Sure. 236 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,570 Okay. All fixed! 237 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,531 Which means I'm now officially a drummer. 238 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,744 Ah! 239 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:25,125 How could that even happen? 240 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,088 ♪ 241 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,381 Nice. 242 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:36,219 ♪ 243 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,430 This monkey. Marmoset. 244 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,263 Moron said you already know about your surprise party, 245 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,268 and I say you don't. Surprise party? 246 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:47,105 Surprise! 247 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:51,109 Sam, Sam, we fell asleep. 248 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,527 Huh? 249 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:56,114 "Girly Cow" is on. Oh, I love "Girly Cow." 250 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,366 Is this the new one? I think. 251 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,867 Oh, good. 252 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,078 I can't believe two bulls asked me to the prom, 253 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:06,791 and I said moo to both. Moo-hoo. 254 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,297 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you, guys? 255 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,008 Yeah. Kinda. How'd you get in here? 256 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,509 I thought you and your aunt left for Tacoma like four hours ago. 257 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,887 We did. But you guys are so cool. 258 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:24,559 I made my aunt get a motel room, so I could spend the night here. 259 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,727 Hey, remember on "iCarly" where you guys dressed up 260 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,355 wiener dog up like a pig? 261 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,108 That rocked! 262 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,068 How'd you get in here? The door was locked. 263 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,572 Yeah. But not all your windows were. 264 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,866 Hey, remember on "iCarly" when you guys put spaghetti 265 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:44,120 in a blender? That was gen-ius. 266 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,664 Thanks. Okay. 267 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:04,224 ♪ 268 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:08,811 Look, I got another thank you card from our biggest fan. 269 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:09,979 You guys too? 270 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,524 Oh, no, not just another card. 271 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,526 Mandy also sent me seasons one through four 272 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,612 of "Girly Cow" on DVD. 273 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,700 She sent me a $40 gift card to Bandana Republic. 274 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:25,744 Well, I got a new scarf and a box of frozen steaks. 275 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:26,996 When is she gonna stop? 276 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,831 I don't know. It's been over a week. 277 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,789 Do you know how many times she's text messaged me? 278 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,878 Can I have the steaks? What? 279 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,464 Hey, gang! Ahh! 280 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,925 Can you believe I'm here at Ridgeway? 281 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,719 No. No, we can't. 282 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,179 It's true. I'm officially a bulldog. Woof! 283 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,350 But why are you- I transferred schools. 284 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,225 You transferred schools. She transferred schools. 285 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,979 I heard her say she transferred schools. 286 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,940 Now we could be together every day. 287 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,567 We'll be like the "iCarly" quartet. 288 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,110 The two stars, the tech producer, 289 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,446 and the show's biggest fan... me. 290 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,577 Seriously, can I have the steaks? 291 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:11,958 ♪ 292 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:18,089 Here I come! 293 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,550 Hey, so you must be Blake from the band. 294 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,968 Yup, and I guess you're Pouncy. 295 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,928 Spencer. 296 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,514 This is my girlfriend and our keyboard player, Suzay. 297 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,099 Hi, Susie. Suzay. 298 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,601 Suzay. It's not Susie. 299 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,893 Suzay. Suzay. 300 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,938 Right. Well, then, come on in. 301 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,440 Sure, man. Thanks. 302 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:40,445 So there's my drum set right there. 303 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,614 Hey, these look just like the drums Kato threw out 304 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,365 at the junkyard. Weird. 305 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,118 Weird coincidence. 306 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,496 Anyway, thanks for comin' by. 307 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,247 I guess you wanna hear me play a little. 308 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,249 Yeah. We can't actually put you in the band yet 309 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,751 until we hear you pound a little bit. 310 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,961 Oh, I'm ready to pound a little bit. 311 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,463 Or a lot of bit. 312 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,841 I'll play the drums now. 313 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,594 Wait, I was just getting started. 314 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,861 You're great. 315 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:26,115 Really? Yeah. You're super drummy. 316 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,535 Thanks. So, can I be in the band or what? 317 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,120 Will you answer one very important question? 318 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,664 Does it involve Canadian trivia? 319 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,873 No. 320 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,250 Then I will answer this question. 321 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,086 Can we use this apartment to rehearse whenever we want? 322 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,130 Well, sure. Then congratulations, Alfonzo. 323 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,465 Spencer. You're in the band. 324 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,802 Yes! Thank you so much. Yay! 325 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:51,808 ♪ 326 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,438 There, we're safe. 327 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,649 What happened? Mandy happened. 328 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,359 I thought she went back to Tacoma. 329 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,241 Yeah, and then she transferred to our school. 330 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:06,280 Mandy's nuts, dude. The girl is nuts. 331 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,533 She asked if she could do her impression of a duck, 332 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,575 then quacked right in my face. Quacked right in it. 333 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,163 Can't you just tell her to leave you alone? 334 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,665 We tried. She won't listen. 335 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,041 She tried to follow us home. 336 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,918 I had to get rid of her by telling her 337 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,376 we need some fladoodles for the show. 338 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,297 What are fladoodles? I don't know, I made 'em up. 339 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,799 Are those new drums? 340 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,342 Oh yeah, I didn't tell you guys. 341 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,845 I auditioned, and I got in the band. 342 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:29,926 That's cool. Nice going. 343 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,222 Thanks. 344 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,683 Wanna hear how they sound? 345 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:37,562 It's me! Oh, man. 346 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:43,109 How can Mandy be back here already? 347 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,653 I found fladoodles. 348 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,698 I thought they didn't exist. 349 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,117 She means we thought they'd be really hard to find. 350 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,786 Oh, they were. 351 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,913 I had to try seven different places 352 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,790 until I finally found them in this weird 353 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,834 Scandinavian market in Nordic Town. 354 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,920 Here you go. 355 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,422 Thanks. Great. 356 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,049 But we needed fat-free fladoodles. 357 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,887 Oh, fat-free. 358 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,599 I also have barbecue, cool ranch, and zesty jalapeño. 359 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:19,312 ♪ 360 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:23,399 ♪ Well, baby will you take me back ♪ 361 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:40,625 How was that? Great. 362 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,210 Cool! Anybody hungry? 363 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,797 'Cause I made you guys some special snacks. 364 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,759 BRB. 365 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:53,847 Look man, that dude drums like puke. 366 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,307 How long are we gonna pretend he's in the band? 367 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,018 Come on, he's making us snacks. 368 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,979 It ain't worth it. Seriously. 369 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,272 He can't play. 370 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,689 All right, we'll just kick him out then. 371 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,108 Good. It's about time. 372 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,404 Yes! 373 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:14,116 I hope you guys like deviled eggs and good news. 374 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,284 Good news? 375 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,536 You ready? Okay. 376 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,371 What would you say if I told you 377 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,707 I booked our band on "Seattle Beat?" 378 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,082 What? "Seattle Beat?" 379 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,376 No way. Uh-huh. 380 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,545 My buddy Socko knows their talent booker. 381 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,547 So, I e-mailed him a couple of your songs, 382 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,590 and we are booked on the show for next Friday! 383 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,302 Oh my God! That's awesome. Yeah! 384 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,637 We've been trying to get booked 385 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,514 on "Seattle Beat" for three years. 386 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:42,937 So, you guys wanted to tell him something? 387 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,315 We're just psyched to have you as our drummer. 388 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,443 Glad you're in the band, dude. Yeah! 389 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,988 Let's play it up! Whoo! 390 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,494 One, two, three, four! 391 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,998 ♪ 392 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,671 All right, in five, four, three, two... 393 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,048 And now... 394 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,672 web casting to you live from Seattle. 395 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,509 My name's Carly. And my name's Sam. 396 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,512 And my name's Mandy! 397 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,932 Yes, you remember Mandy. 398 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,389 Our audience member from last week. 399 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,019 Who's still here. 400 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,064 And is supposed to be sitting quietly in her seat over there. 401 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,648 Oh right, sorry. 402 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,816 Go "iCarly"! 403 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,192 Okay, tonight we're gonna kick off the show 404 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,613 with one of your favorites. 405 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,990 Messin' with Lewbert. 406 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,551 We're about to play the best trick ever 407 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,079 on my horrible doorman. 408 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,290 Who may be the most disgusting dude in all of doorman-ity? 409 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,375 Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 410 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,628 Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 411 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,505 Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 412 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,049 That was my impression of a duck. 413 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,969 Ooh, here it comes again! 414 00:18:56,010 --> 00:19:00,014 Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. 415 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,601 Yes. Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 416 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,435 ♪ 417 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,770 Quack, quack. 418 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:11,442 ♪ 419 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,360 Hey. Hey. 420 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,612 What's wrong? 421 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,326 Who's this from? My band. 422 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,286 Read it out loud. 423 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,621 "Dear Splinter." 424 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,916 He never did learn my name. 425 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,540 "Thanks for getting us booked on "Seattle Beat." 426 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,377 "You rock for that. 427 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,297 Unfortunately, your drumming is suckish." 428 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:37,051 Aw. That's where I said aw, too. 429 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,843 "We've decided to go ahead with our appearance 430 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,597 "on 'Seattle Beat, ' but we're kicking you out of the band. 431 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,221 "Also, we took the rest of the deviled eggs 432 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,392 "and stole your drums. 433 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,561 Take care, Blake." 434 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,230 Well, that wasn't nice at all. 435 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,692 Nope. 436 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,276 I'm sorry. 437 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,903 Thanks. 438 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,947 I'm just sitting here listening to their music. 439 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:58,865 Well, don't do that. 440 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,617 They're mean people. I know. 441 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,954 But their music is so good. 442 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,290 They took my drums! 443 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,546 Hey. You ready? 444 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,796 Yeah. We're gonna go upstairs and jam on some more ideas 445 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,884 for "iCarly" before Mandy shows up. 446 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,970 Okay. I'm gonna go for a walk. 447 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:25,808 Take an umbrella. I don't want to. 448 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,019 Why is he all sad? Tell you later. 449 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,146 Let's just get upstairs before you know who shows up. 450 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,605 Yeah. Yeah. 451 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:37,277 ♪ 452 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,488 Carly? 453 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,115 You home from school yet? 454 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,367 Freddie? 455 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,746 ♪ You gotta feel it too ♪ 456 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:50,374 ♪ I wanna treat you right ♪ 457 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,168 ♪ And be ♪ 458 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,502 Whoo! 459 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,379 This music is fantastic. 460 00:20:55,421 --> 00:21:00,551 Yeah, rock it baby. 461 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,137 ♪ I said, I said, I said it ♪ 462 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,186 And that was this week's... Celebrity Armpit. 463 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:12,939 Okay now... 464 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,774 to conclude this fine web cast... 465 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,607 Sam and I will demonstrate the classic comedy bit 466 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,195 called the Spit Take. 467 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,488 Hey Carly, remember at lunch when you asked me 468 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,449 to put ketchup on your fries? Mm-hmm. 469 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,743 It was really chicken blood. 470 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,487 And that's what's known as... 471 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,207 The spit take! 472 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:34,334 Okay, check us out next week... here at iCarly.com. 473 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,212 Ciao. Bye-bye. 474 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,547 Keep clicking away, iCarly.com. Yeah, keep watchin'. 475 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,382 And we're clear! Whoo! 476 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,592 Yeah! 477 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,010 Awesome show, you guys. 478 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,012 You too. Agreed. 479 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:50,059 And now some punch for you, for you, and for me. 480 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:53,187 To Mandy, who knows what happened to her. 481 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,940 Let's just be psyched that she's out of our lives. 482 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,154 Mm, awesome spit take, by the way. 483 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,072 Yeah, it felt good. 484 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,658 Carly! Guys! 485 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,326 You guys. What's up? 486 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,663 Turn on the TV! Channel Seven! 487 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,248 What's on? "Seattle Beat." 488 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,917 I turned it on to see if the band was using my stolen drums. 489 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,710 They were. 490 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,960 And right in the middle of their song... 491 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:21,215 Here, I got it. Get off the stage. 492 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,549 That's Mandy. 493 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,761 OMG. This is too great. 494 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:29,473 People of Seattle, this is the best band ever! 495 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:32,350 And I'm your guys' biggest fan in the whole wide world. 496 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,729 Look, I made you guys cookies with your faces on them, see? 497 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,232 Here's Blake, Derek, and Susie. 498 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,026 Suzay. 499 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,361 I can hang out with you guys all the time. 500 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:47,616 Hey, somebody call the cops. 501 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,493 Quack. Quack, quack. 502 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,787 Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 503 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:55,499 Here it goes again. 504 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,043 Quack, quack! 505 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:01,964 Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack! 506 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:06,344 Whoa. Go Mandy. Go Mandy! 507 00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:08,012 Yeah. 508 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:11,557 Hi, Carly, Sam, and Freddie. 509 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,767 My name is Ashton, I live in Southern California. 510 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,009 And this is my special talent. 511 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,645 This is an air-rim, it's gonna throw me 512 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,022 about 30 feet over to the pad. 513 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,149 I'm a trained professional, so don't try this at home. 514 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:30,151 ♪ 515 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,869 Love your show. Bye. 516 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,164 ♪ 517 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,874 Mmm.