1 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,310 Ugh, I am so hungry. 2 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,103 Then go make something. 3 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,815 Ugh, I'm so lazy. 4 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,861 Whoa! Last week's web cast of "iCarly," 5 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,362 The most viewers we ever got. 6 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,655 Really? How many? 7 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,782 355,000. 8 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:34,284 Oh. Holy cheese. 9 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,291 Where have you been all day? 10 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,627 Canada. 11 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,838 I thought you were just going to the art museum. 12 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,549 I was, until I fell asleep on the bus 13 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,676 and woke up in Vancouver. 14 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,512 I'm so done with public transportation. 15 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,514 Ah, it's not that bad. 16 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,140 You know, I was born on a bus. 17 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,392 Huh? 18 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:02,396 My mom's not good at planning. 19 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,525 You know, I'm not sure it's fair to blame the bus 20 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:07,943 'cause you fell asleep. 21 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,152 It's not just that. 22 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,320 Last week on the bus, 23 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,031 a hobo spilled chili on me 24 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,075 Then continued to eat it without a spoon. 25 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,161 I can't believe you went all the way to Canada. 26 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,997 It wasn't a total loss. 27 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:24,043 I bought Canadian bacon while I was there. 28 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,961 Who wants night breakfast? 29 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,922 Me. Me. 30 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,551 Text message? 31 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,470 Email. From the president of Daka. 32 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,638 Daka, the shoe company? 33 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,265 Yeah. Read it. 34 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,475 "Dear Carly, we're big fans of your web show." 35 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,603 Wow. Cool. 36 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,686 "We'd love to have a meeting with you in our Seattle office 37 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,440 "and talk about a business relationship 38 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,358 between Daka shoes and 'iCarly.'" 39 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,277 No way. That's awesome. 40 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,029 Oh. 41 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,322 This is just sliced ham. 42 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:59,536 How dare those Canadians try and pass this off 43 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:02,372 as some sort of fancy bacon. 44 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:13,383 In five, four, three, two... 45 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,097 ♪ I know you see ♪ 46 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,223 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 47 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:24,812 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 48 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,439 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 49 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,441 ♪ I know somehow we're going to get there ♪ 50 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:33,988 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 51 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:38,241 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 52 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,201 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 53 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:44,205 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 54 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,041 ♪ It's your time to breath ♪ 55 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,543 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 56 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,505 ♪ Every time you see the brighter side ♪ 57 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,758 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 58 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,677 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 59 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:59,888 ♪ So give me your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 60 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,223 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 61 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,518 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 62 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,771 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 63 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,619 And this is our conference room. 64 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,704 Cool. Nice. 65 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,164 I like it. 66 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,664 Where did you get the turkey sandwich? 67 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,250 Found it on some dude's desk. 68 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,255 All right. 69 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,006 Let's go over the game plan. What do you mean? 70 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,676 We don't even know what they want from us. 71 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,509 Well, they probably know that lots of people watch "iCarly," 72 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,138 so I bet they want us 73 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,345 to promote some shoes or something. 74 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,058 Cool. Yeah, if they pay us. 75 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,935 We should get 50 bucks cash or no deal. 76 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,771 "ICarly"'s got a huge audience. We should get at least 100. 77 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:50,814 Okay. 78 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,273 We'll ask for 100. 79 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,609 I hope they don't think that's pushy. 80 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,111 Yeah. 81 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,572 I'd hate for anyone to think I'm pushy. 82 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,366 I swear. 83 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,702 One minute my turkey sandwich was sitting there on my desk 84 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,079 and then gone. 85 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,164 Get over it, Braxley. I'm stupid. 86 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:09,124 Carly. 87 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,584 Sam. 88 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,960 Freddie. Hey. 89 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,005 I'm Greg Horvath, president of Daka shoes. 90 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,673 Please, sit down. Have a seat. 91 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,093 We have a lot to discuss, 92 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,054 A lot to discuss indeed. 93 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,852 Our marketing team is very familiar 94 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,188 With your web show, "iCarly." 95 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,193 Apparently, you're getting 300,000 viewers a week. 96 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,402 More. 97 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,570 Impressive. 98 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,155 And that's why Daka 99 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,657 would like to advertise our new sneaker 100 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,118 on your show. 101 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,206 Oh, here it is. Here it is. 102 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:57,589 Daka's new Techfoot. 103 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,428 Awesome. Sweet shoe. 104 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,512 That's so cool. 105 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,181 The Techfoot 106 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,976 is our most technologically advanced shoe ever. 107 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,602 It has a pedometer, 108 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,227 so you know exactly How many steps you've run, 109 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,855 walked, or jogged. 110 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,024 It has a foot warmer for when your feet get cold, 111 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:20,946 And it even offers Wi-Fi connectivity. 112 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,864 I call it shoe-fi. 113 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,449 Braxley. I'm stupid. 114 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,326 So, how do you want us... 115 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,410 Lights. 116 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,912 Screen. 117 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,248 I'm Carly. 118 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,499 I'm Sam. 119 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,919 We love the new Techfoot. 120 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,130 Yes, the new Techfoot. 121 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:41,967 They are fantastic. Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,680 That's what we want you to do. 123 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,723 Carly and Sam just talk about the shoes 124 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,809 while they're doing "iCarly"? Exactly. 125 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,051 Because if your audience knows 126 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,854 that you guys love the new Techfoot, 127 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,023 then they'll go out and buy 'em. 128 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,356 So how much are you gonna pay us? 129 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,734 Sam. You don't say it like that. 130 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,864 So... how much are you gonna pay us? 131 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,365 How much do you want? 132 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,618 We want 100. 133 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:11,288 Deal. We'll pay you $100,000. 134 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,915 Sam, Sam. 135 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,587 Braxley. 136 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,762 Now, $100,000 paid over one year comes to... 137 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,057 Over $8,000 a month. 138 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,390 Do we have a deal? 139 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,185 Uh... 140 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,311 Yes. Uh-huh. 141 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,563 Yeah. 142 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,481 Excellent. 143 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,109 Just sign these contracts. You'll get your first check. 144 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,528 Whoa, whoa, wait. Whoa, whoa. 145 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,612 We want cash. 146 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,119 Keep it going. Yeah. 147 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,038 Keep it coming. This is good. 148 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,164 This is fun. 149 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,790 This is a fun time. 150 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,547 And I bought some stuff 151 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,466 'cause you know I got paid the other day 152 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,386 Freddie, come over. 153 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:10,013 I'm having fun with Daka's money 154 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,349 Spending a ton of Daka's money 155 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,017 I'm a rich girl 156 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,274 Looking good, Carly. 157 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,525 Feeling good, Freddie. 158 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,651 So what did you buy? 159 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,071 Oh, just this. 160 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,655 New laptop? 161 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,366 This isn't just a laptop. 162 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:32,660 This is the Devaglio, the finest, best, 163 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:36,123 most insanely awesome portable computer known to man. 164 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,625 Listen to the sound it made when you open it. 165 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,421 Sweet. 166 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:43,630 So what did you buy? 167 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:48,051 Some awesome sunglasses from Mercedes Lens. 168 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,095 Whoo. Fancy. Okay. 169 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,889 Tell me what pair you like better, these... 170 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:56,768 Or these... 171 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,356 Uh... Or these. 172 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,942 How many did you buy? 173 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,153 I don't know. I stopped counting after 30. 174 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,946 Side five. 175 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,074 Ooh! 176 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:14,286 Are you guys having some fun spending your Techfoot money? 177 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,246 Oh, yeah. 178 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,747 What is that? 179 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,041 Oh, well, since I refuse to ride the bus anymore, 180 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,709 I made myself this bike out of parts 181 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,670 I found at the junkyard. 182 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,337 What's wrong with the bike you already have? 183 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,674 I don't have a bike. Yeah, you do. 184 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:29,275 It's hanging in the kitchen right there. 185 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,138 Well, too late now. 186 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,018 What up? Built a bike. 187 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,644 Later. Later. 188 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,691 Hey, did Daka deliver the Techfoots yet? 189 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,151 Yeah. They're up in the studio. 190 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,527 Nice. 191 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,366 Uh... 192 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,742 Oh, sorry. 193 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,870 Carly, Freddie, this is Sonya, my personal chef. 194 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,830 Yoo-hoo. 195 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,208 What? You hired a personal chef? 196 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,835 Well, my mom doesn't feed me. 197 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,210 And since I got some real money now, 198 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,296 why not? 199 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,672 Sonya, please make me 200 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,673 a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato. 201 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,300 Yes, Ms. Sam. 202 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,344 I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato. 203 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,470 Make that two, please. 204 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,013 Yes, Ms. Sam. 205 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,807 I like grilled cheese sandwiches too. 206 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,267 Tough nubs. 207 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,148 Sonya! 208 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,318 I'm done with this plate. 209 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,153 Dessert? I really shouldn't. 210 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,488 I can make you cake. 211 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,407 I'm thinking pie. I will make pie. 212 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:36,951 Maybe it's just me, 213 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,577 but didn't the Techfoot shoe 214 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,955 they showed us at Daka look better than these? 215 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,707 Yeah. I think you're right. 216 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:43,833 Who cares? 217 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,835 I got a lady making me pie. 218 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,590 Uh, they're kind of squeaky. 219 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,259 Yeah. They're just new. 220 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,758 Probably need to be broken in a little bit. 221 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,470 Right. True. Okay. 222 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,847 "ICarly" Goes live in 15 seconds. 223 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,140 Let's shake it, baby. 224 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:05,646 In five, four, three, two... 225 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,899 Hello, people. 226 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,152 You're watching "iCarly." I'm Sam. 227 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,113 So I must be Carly. 228 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,656 So Carly. So Sam. 229 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,991 Why don't we tell everybody 230 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,324 about the insanely awesome new shoes 231 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,369 we got the other day? 232 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,037 You know, we should. 233 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,456 Okay. 234 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,458 These bad boys are called Techfoots. 235 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,460 By Daka. 236 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,255 And not only did they look cool... 237 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,006 They have a built-in foot warmer. 238 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,716 They have a digital pedometer 239 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,716 to tell you how far you've run, walked, or jogged. 240 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,636 They even have Wi-Fi connectivity. 241 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,098 I mean, who wouldn't buy these shoes? 242 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,766 Jerks. 243 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,851 So quit being a jerk 244 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,895 and go buy yourself a pair of Techfoots. 245 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,398 Woosh. By Daka. 246 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,732 Hula hula. 247 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,901 Hula, hula, hula, hula, hula, hula. 248 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,671 Hey. Hey. 249 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:12,964 Your feet hurt, too? 250 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,549 Yeah. These Techfoots are killing me. 251 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,592 Mine, too. 252 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,717 Oh, and last night, 253 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,094 I tried to use the Wi-Fi on 'em 254 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,679 And they crashed my new Devaglio. 255 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,142 And I think these things are squeaking even louder. 256 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,893 I know. Mine too. 257 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,154 Oh, my gosh! What happened? 258 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,491 I stepped in a little puddle and my Techfoot shocked me. 259 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,950 No way. 260 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,869 And then they totally fell apart. 261 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,630 Hey, thanks for telling us to buy Techfoots. 262 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,705 Really awesome shoes. 263 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,957 We want our money back 264 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,877 Well, we didn't sell you the shoes. 265 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,296 Fine. Then we're just gonna stop watching "iCarly." 266 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,713 Yeah. 267 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,675 There's plenty of other things to watch. 268 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,428 I hate these stupid Techfoots. 269 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,458 Techfoot. 270 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,004 This is bad. 271 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,548 It's not that bad. 272 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,548 Thousands of people wearing the worst shoe in history 273 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,009 cause of "iCarly," 274 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,387 'cause we told them how great they are? 275 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,804 This is bad. 276 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,526 I need some milk. 277 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,697 What happened to your homemade bike? 278 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,283 I chained it up by the curb for a few minutes 279 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,619 and one of those street sweeper truck things came by 280 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,579 and sucked it right in. 281 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,374 Well, maybe you should Just start riding the bus again. 282 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,917 Not happening. 283 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,793 I'll just get around in an old fashion way. 284 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,254 You're gonna walk everywhere? 285 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,255 No. 286 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,424 I'm gonna blade. 287 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,432 So what are we gonna do about these jankfoots? 288 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,100 Well we better do something 289 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,227 unless we want "iCarly" to keep losing viewers. 290 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,438 Blubbery muffins? 291 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,190 What? 292 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,942 Blubbery? 293 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,737 Blueberry. 294 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,739 Sorry, Sonya, we're too upset to eat. 295 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,791 How about this. 296 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,191 We go talk to the guys at the Daka, 297 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,502 tell him everything 298 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,709 that's wrong with the Techfoots, 299 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,752 and then maybe they'll fix 'em. 300 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,213 I think that's smart. 301 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,507 Sam? 302 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,594 Oh, sorry, I was lost in this muffin. 303 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,729 Whoo! 304 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,524 If you need me, I will be at the gym. 305 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,736 Whoo! 306 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,791 Will you get the door? 307 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,006 Hey, hey, it's the iCarly team. 308 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,258 How you guys doin'? Not so great. 309 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,966 We need to talk to you guys about the Techfoot. 310 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,762 They have a ton of problems. 311 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,807 Problems? Like? 312 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,017 Well, first, they squeak really bad. 313 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,269 And the Wi-Fi crashed my computer. 314 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,061 Carly got shocked when she stepped in a puddle. 315 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,773 And then they practically fell apart. 316 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,484 And when I throw 'em away, they exploded. 317 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,320 You know when you put out a new shoe, 318 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,489 they always have a few minor problems. 319 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,615 Minor? 320 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,283 What would be a major problem? 321 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,536 If they came to life in the middle of the night 322 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,787 and ate your family? 323 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,914 I live alone. 324 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,292 Look, either you make 325 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,294 the shoes work like they're supposed to... 326 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,294 Or we will never talk about them on "iCarly" again. 327 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,798 Yeah. Look. 328 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,966 You signed a deal with Daka shoes 329 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,802 and you took our money 330 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,971 so you're gonna keep talking up the Techfoots on "iCarly" 331 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,599 or you're gonna be in big legal trouble. 332 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,100 We're not scared of you. 333 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,894 Yeah, my uncle happens to be a lawyer. 334 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,854 I thought he got arrested? Shhh. 335 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,737 Here's another one. 336 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,906 "Why don't you iCarly jerks come over to my house 337 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,154 "so I could put on my new Techfoots 338 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,576 and jump and down on your faces." 339 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,287 This is awful. 340 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,622 I know. 341 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,123 Half our audience hates us, 342 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,924 and we're completely out of blubbery muffins. 343 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,587 Look, on "iCarly" tonight, 344 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,256 you guys got to tell everyone that Techfoots bite. 345 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,384 No thanks, I don't wanna get sued for everything I have. 346 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,428 What do you have? 347 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,096 Oh, yeah. 348 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,393 Spencer. What happened? 349 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,270 One minute 350 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,481 I'm blading down Hill Street, feeling good, 351 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,316 on top of the world, 352 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,151 and the next thing I know... bam! 353 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,821 I got a face full of dumpster. 354 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,698 Well, that's it. 355 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,201 From now on, Spencer's walkin'. 356 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,288 Aw. 357 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,916 Didn't Spencer go to law school for, like, 20 minutes? 358 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,253 Three days, thank you. Well, do you think 359 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,088 you could help us get out of a contract? 360 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,507 What? The Techfoot one? 361 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,591 Yeah. Uh-huh. 362 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,634 Well, I have to read it, 363 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,009 but if there's one thing 364 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:54,514 I learned in my 72 hours of law school, 365 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,266 it's that every contract has a loophole. 366 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,685 So you'll help us? 367 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,061 Sure, but not right now, okay? 368 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,687 I just had to walk eight miles to get home 369 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,775 and I'm tired and sad. 370 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,069 Aw. 371 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,780 You wanna nice bowl of hot soup? 372 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,491 Yes please. Sonya! 373 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,784 Yoo-hoo! 374 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:22,583 In five, four, three, two... 375 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,794 Hey. 376 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,171 Okay, this is "iCarly." 377 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,298 And before we do anything else tonight. 378 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,882 We wanna talk to you guys some more about 379 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,677 The incredible new Techfoot shoes 380 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,094 we told you about last week. 381 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,680 We're gonna show you all the reasons 382 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,431 why Techfoots are so unique. 383 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,516 Hey, Carly. 384 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,893 Yes, Sam. 385 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,895 Do your feet ever get hot And sweaty? 386 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,313 Only always. 387 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,566 Well, that's not a problem with Techfoots. 388 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,108 Don't I know it? 389 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,444 'Cause all you got to do is get them a little wet. 390 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,487 Like when it rains. 391 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,407 And then you can just 392 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:58,369 shove your toe to the front like this. 393 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,454 How wonderful. 394 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,499 And now our technical producer, Freddie, 395 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,834 will show you another cool thing 396 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,460 about the Techfoot. 397 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,254 Okay. 398 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,879 If your computer's hard drive is cluttered 399 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,758 with a bunch of files, music, 400 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,844 and precious pictures of family and friends, 401 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:18,431 the Techfoot does an amazing thing with Wi-Fi technology. 402 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,558 See, you just sync the pedometer 403 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,353 up to your computer and... 404 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,731 it wipes out your entire hard drive. 405 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,275 Isn't that great? 406 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,276 We're going over there. We'll go over there... 407 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,616 And wait till you see this. 408 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,284 For those cold winter days. 409 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,119 Every Techfoot comes with a built-in toe warmer. 410 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,914 And if you turn the toe-warmer on high. 411 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,707 Like this. 412 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,709 Then bang it on the table. 413 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,841 It magically catches on fire. 414 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,760 Isn't that handy? 415 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,471 That'll keep your piggies warm. 416 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,598 And not only that... 417 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,475 It's also perfect for... 418 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,103 Roasting weenies. 419 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,437 So go out right now 420 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,355 and buy yourself a pair of Techfoots. 421 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,109 Cause this is one hot shoe. 422 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,155 You were warned. I warned you. 423 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,656 Did I warn them? Oh, yes you warned them. 424 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,367 Not only did you violate your contract 425 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,870 by not saying good things about the shoe, 426 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,914 you besmirched the name of the Techfoot 427 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,624 by criticizing it. 428 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,582 You think that I won't take legal action against you? 429 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,962 You think that I'm above suing children? 430 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,463 Well, I'm not. 431 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,548 So I hope you have a good lawyer. 432 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,925 Oh, we do. 433 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,969 Gentlemen, 434 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:42,849 I'm their lawyer, and this is my necktie. 435 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,519 Cool tie. 436 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,520 Yeah? Where did you get it? 437 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,023 Socco's brother, Tyler. 438 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,232 Now I understand that you're peeved at my clients. 439 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,819 They were in violation of a signed contract. 440 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,698 Your contract states only 441 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,575 that the members of "iCarly" must comment on your shoe, 442 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,828 the Techfoot, in a positive way. 443 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,413 Which they didn't. Wrong sir. 444 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,126 I reviewed the webcast in question, 445 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,128 and they only said positive things 446 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,629 about the Techfoot. 447 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,548 Exhibit "A." 448 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,758 And then you can just 449 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,344 shove your toes to the front 450 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,429 to cool them off like this. 451 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,724 How wonderful. 452 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,266 Exhibit B. 453 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,810 Like a magic eraser. 454 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,937 Isn't that great? 455 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,523 And exhibit C. 456 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,067 It's also perfect for... 457 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,861 Roasting weenies. 458 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,408 How wonderful. 459 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,118 Isn't that great? 460 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,120 Roasting weenies. 461 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,623 Those sound like very positive comments. 462 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,958 Wouldn't you agree? 463 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,083 'Cause I sure think a judge would, 464 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,922 certainly one who enjoys weenies. 465 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,097 And we're gonna keep talking about the Techfoots 466 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,511 in a "positive way." 467 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,097 Just like we did tonight. 468 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,767 To over 300,000 "iCarly" fans every week. 469 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,022 Why are we huddling? 470 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,273 I don't know. They're doing it. 471 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,068 All right. 472 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,611 If you'll stop talking 473 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,114 about the Techfoot on "iCarly" completely, 474 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,364 then we're prepared 475 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,533 to buy you out of your contract. 476 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,826 For how much? 477 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,828 Ten thousand. Twenty thousand. 478 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,705 Fifteen thousand. Thirty thousand. 479 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,040 What? 480 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,625 And you have to give full refunds 481 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,834 to every "iCarly" viewer 482 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,294 who bought jankfoots. 483 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,380 Techfoots. I know what I said. 484 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,467 And what if I say no? 485 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,261 Then we sue you. 486 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,097 All right. 487 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,515 Braxley, write her out a check for $30,000. 488 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,976 Nuh-uh. Cash. 489 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,311 All right. 490 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,566 Blubbery muffins? 491 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,073 I'm stupid. 492 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,995 Keep it coming. This is good. 493 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,205 This is fun. This is a fun time. 494 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,003 Where are we going? 495 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,418 Can you not try not to talk so much? 496 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,546 Just give me a hint. 497 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,674 Oh, look who keep saying words. 498 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,050 But why can't you tell me 499 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,677 Why I have to wear this blindfold? 500 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,846 Hey, just be quiet and take off your blindfold. 501 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,727 What is this? A motorcycle. 502 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,979 I bought it for you 503 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,605 So you don't have to ride buses, 504 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:39,775 Or janky bikes, Or rollerblade into dumpsters. 505 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,735 You spent your Techfoot money on me? 506 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,154 I got it 'cause of you. 507 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,656 You. You. 508 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,367 Stick this on your head and get on. 509 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:50,911 Okay. 510 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,042 Where are we going? 511 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,044 Canada. 512 00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,296 See, you love their bacon. I do. 513 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:02,589 Even if it is just ham. It's good ham. 514 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,757 All ham is good ham. 515 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,467 Touché. 516 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,933 Hey! You there! 517 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,641 You wanna see us do stuff you can't see anywhere else? 518 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,187 Do you? I think they do. 519 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,022 Then go online to iCarly.com. 520 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,857 Yeah! Go to iCarly.com. 521 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,484 Once you get to iCarly.com, you can see me and Carly... 522 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,819 And Freddie and Spencer 523 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,321 do all kinds of wacky fun stuff. 524 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:27,281 You know you like wacky fun stuff. 525 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,116 So go online to iCarly.com. 526 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,327 And see stuff you can't see anywhere else. 527 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:32,828 Only at iCarly.com. 528 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:33,913 So go there. Do it. 529 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,248 Seriously.