1 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:19,186 - ♪ 2 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,313 - Why are we in trouble? 3 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,773 - Hush. 4 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,566 - Can't you just tell us what we did? 5 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,861 - I don't know what you did and if I did know, 6 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,405 I still wouldn't tell you, so, ha ha ha ha. 7 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,784 - [indistinct arguing] 8 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,452 - You're always getting in trouble. 9 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,788 - You're always pointing your finger at me like that. 10 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,332 What are you guys doin' here? - You tell us. 11 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,209 - I'm sure it has something to do with you. 12 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,919 - I haven't done one bad thing this week. 13 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,295 - Oh, please. 14 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,339 I know you put that big snapping turtle 15 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,590 in the teachers' toilet. 16 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,010 - You got it on video? - No. 17 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,928 - Then I didn't do it. 18 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,306 - Why are we in trouble? - Stop asking that. 19 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,850 - Principal Franklin just asked us 20 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,058 to bring you all here. 21 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,435 Now, Sam-- - Attack! 22 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,938 Help! I'm bein' attacked by a teacher. 23 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:09,403 - Hey, hey, people, people, people! 24 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,488 Cheese 'n rice. 25 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,115 You can put your bat away. 26 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,369 Thank you for bringing them here. 27 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,120 - Our pleasure. 28 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,540 - What are you gonna do to 'em? 29 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,250 - This is a private matter. 30 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,295 - We miss all the good stuff. 31 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,839 I don't deserve this, you know. 32 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,261 - Now... - Why are we in trouble?! 33 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,555 - You're not. I just need a favor. 34 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,265 - What? You need someone hurt? 35 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,559 - No. 36 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,310 - You want someone to disappear? 37 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,312 Because my uncle Carmine can-- - No. 38 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,106 My daughter's birthday is coming up, 39 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,943 and she is a huge fan of iCarly. 40 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,069 - Oh. 41 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,404 Well, then I bet she's pretty. 42 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:57,117 - So what's the favor? - Well, I thought it would be, you know, neat if I could say 43 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,036 happy birthday to her on iCarly. 44 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,788 - Oh, sure. - Really? 45 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,498 - Uh, the boy doesn't make the decisions, all right? 46 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,417 We need to uhh--could you--? 47 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,126 - Certainly. 48 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,796 - Should we? 49 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,547 - Well, yeah, but our next show's already full. 50 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,173 - So we'll bump something. - Fine, let's bump Gibby. 51 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,928 - Oh, no, he got his hair done up all special. 52 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,138 - Whatever, we'll make it work. - Okay. 53 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,682 - Um, sure, we'd love to have you on the show. 54 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:24,519 - Great. Oh, man, Emily's gonna be so excited. 55 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,438 - Principal Franklin. - FRANKLIN: Yes? 56 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,398 - Here's your ointment. 57 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,403 - Thank you. - Everything all right? 58 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,824 - Yes, it's just that the other day, 59 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,118 while using the teacher's restroom, 60 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,619 I was bitten by a turtle. 61 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,329 - Well bye. - Good luck. 62 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,747 - Pantalones. 63 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:47,334 In five, four, three, two... 64 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,547 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 65 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,009 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 66 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,970 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 67 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,682 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 68 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,267 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 69 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,228 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 70 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:12,359 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 71 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,611 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 72 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:18,573 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 73 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,367 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 74 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:23,286 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 75 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:26,289 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side... ♪ 76 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,250 ♪ ...of every situation ♪ 77 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:32,253 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best ♪ 78 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,589 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 79 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,925 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 80 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:42,848 ♪ Leave it all to me, just leave it all to me ♪ 81 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,989 - Hello? - Y'over here. 82 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:02,701 - Oh, hey. Where's Carly and Sam? 83 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,203 - Upstairs. 84 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:05,746 Carly's takin' a shower and Sam's up there 85 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,539 puttin' Gibby in a toga. 86 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,957 - Oh, Gibby. 87 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,585 - He got his hair done up all special. 88 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,170 - I know. 89 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:14,755 What's that, new sculpture? - SPENCER: Nah. 90 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,382 This is a mechanical bull. 91 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,052 It has all the rage and power of a real bull. 92 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:23,262 - So what's it for? - For to ride. 93 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,432 See, you sit on it, and then you power it up 94 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:29,394 and it like whips you all around in a frenzy of mechanical jerks 95 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,312 and spasms. - Oooh. 96 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,648 - Yeah, and you try to hang on and not get thrown off. 97 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,358 I found it in the junkyard. 98 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,276 - What's that stuff stickin' outta the top there? 99 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,278 - I dunno... 100 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,365 I'm not sure I've got all the parts in the right places yet. 101 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,993 You want a little preview? - Sure, why not? 102 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,628 Yeah, have fun sittin' on that. 103 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,673 - Now, you all know my brother Spencer is an artist 104 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,550 who makes insanely awesome sculptures. 105 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:03,470 - It's true, he do. 106 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:06,056 - Now check out this new one he made just a few weeks ago. 107 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:09,350 - We call it... - BOTH: Those Gigantic Pants. 108 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,108 - This gigantic pants sculpture was made by Spencer... 109 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,692 - ...along with some actual prisoners... 110 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,569 - Two of which tried to escape by-- 111 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,114 - FRANKLIN: Hello! 112 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,908 - Uh-oh, is there another prisoner in there? 113 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,869 - Nope, that's not a prisoner. 114 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,832 - It's our very own Principal from Ridgeway High School... 115 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:35,794 - BOTH: Principal Franklin. 116 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,630 - Principal Franklin, welcome. - All right, yeah. 117 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,883 - High five. C'mon! 118 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,677 Now, is there some special reason why you're here? 119 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,262 - Yes, there is, Carly and Sam. 120 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:47,097 I'm here to say a special happy birthday 121 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:50,142 to one of your biggest fans, my daughter Emily. 122 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,313 - You hear that, Emily? 123 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:57,274 - Happy birthday from all of us at iCarly. 124 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,693 - Now let us celebrate with the dropping of balloons... 125 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,402 - ...and multicolored feathers. 126 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,077 All right! 127 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:15,125 - Okay, bull, prepare to be ridden. 128 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,919 But I warn you, when I was a kid, I used to ride 129 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:21,089 a very rambunctious pony named Princess 130 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,758 and he could never throw me off. 131 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,721 We'll start with level one. 132 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,472 La bamba! 133 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,392 Wooo. 134 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,394 This is fun. 135 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,772 Yeah. 136 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,358 - [bull growls] 137 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,030 - So that's how it's gonna be. 138 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,948 - [bull growls] 139 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:50,285 - Now, Emily, since we have your dad right here with us... 140 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,703 - And since it's your birthday... 141 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,288 - We thought you might be psyched to see him play... 142 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,208 - One of the most popular games we do here at iCarly. 143 00:06:56,250 --> 00:07:00,587 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: ♪ Hey, hey. Hey, What Am I Sitting on? ♪ 144 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,047 - Okay, Principal Franklin. 145 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,840 - Are you ready to sit on somethin' weird? 146 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,634 - Yes, I'm looking forward to it. 147 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,803 - Gibby, the blindfold, puh-leeze. 148 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,056 - [applause] 149 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:13,975 - Nice hair. 150 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:17,854 - Thanks, I had it done up all special. 151 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,565 - CARLY: Okay, can you see? - I see nothing. 152 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,901 - Excellent. Now come this way to... 153 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,447 - Okay, now, before you sit... 154 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:29,824 - We're gonna show the freaks at home 155 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,368 the secret item you'll be sitting on. 156 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:34,704 - Very good. - The secret item is... 157 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,707 - FREDDIE: Fudge balls. 158 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,543 - Shh. 159 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,839 - Okay, Sam, fill the chair of wonder. 160 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,717 - Filling the chair of wonder. 161 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,346 - And 60 seconds on the Gibby. 162 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,723 - FREDDIE: 60 seconds. 163 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,017 - Okay, Principal Franklin, you have 60 seconds to tell us 164 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,394 what you're sitting on. 165 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:59,313 - My butt is ready. - Okay, then. 166 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,521 Come around here. - Come around. 167 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,649 Sit just right there. 168 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:03,650 - Perfect. - Good job. 169 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,986 - Okay. - BOTH: Go! 170 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:10,490 - Uhhh--they feel kind of round. 171 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,743 Is it--is it golf balls? - No, not golf balls. 172 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,578 - FRANKLIN: Is it dumplings? - No, no, no, nope. 173 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,788 C'mon, keep guessing. 174 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,713 - All right bull, you might throw me, 175 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,677 but now you can't hurt me. 176 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,390 Hey Jude! 177 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,851 - [bull growls] 178 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:45,150 - Aah, aah, aah! 179 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,698 You hurt me bad. 180 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,493 - Ten seconds! - Candy? 181 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,411 - Okay. Yes, yes, it is candy, candy. 182 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,787 What kind of candy? - Fudge? 183 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,456 - Yes, fudge. What kind of fudge? 184 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:03,001 - Fudge balls! - Yeah. Woo-hoo. 185 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,338 - ALL: [cheering] 186 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,798 - SAM: Yeah! Yeah, Principal Franklin! 187 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 188 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,802 Okay, that's all for this iCarly. 189 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,637 - Special thanks to our very own Principal Franklin 190 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,264 for being here. 191 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,476 - Thank you, guys, and happy birthday again, Emily. 192 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,020 - Oh, and remember... 193 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,646 - ...no fudge balls were harmed during this web show. 194 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,732 - Yeah, they were. - Oh, right, a man sat on them. 195 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,278 - Uh-huh. - Well, bye! 196 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,696 - Arreevo. 197 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,116 - And we are clear. 198 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,535 - Woo-hoo. 199 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,455 - ♪ 200 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,956 - FREDDIE: Sam, Sam! 201 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,583 Are you ready for this? - Sure, tell me. 202 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,669 - FREDDIE: The last iCarly broke our record 203 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,463 for most viewers ever. 204 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,465 - SAM: 900,000 people watched? 205 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,966 - FREDDIE: Yes, ma'am. - What? 206 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,843 That's insane. Principal Franklin! 207 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,262 - Guess what? - Yes? 208 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,763 - The last iCarly you did with us... 209 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,098 - It was our most popular one ever. 210 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,684 - Ever. - Oh, that's--that's wonderful. 211 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,812 - What's the matter? - What's wrong? 212 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,357 - My boss, Superintendent Goreman, 213 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,235 it wasn't so popular with him. 214 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,528 I've been fired. 215 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,696 - BOTH: What? Why? 216 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,491 - Dude, we gotta stop doin' that. 217 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,992 - Why would he fire you? 218 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,120 - He said it's unbecoming of a Principal 219 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,039 to emerge from gigantic pants and to willingly sit 220 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,874 on fudge balls. 221 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,586 - But it was just for fun. - You were hilarious. 222 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,505 - Thanks, but he disagrees. 223 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,631 - Oh, yes, sir. - Indeed. 224 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,552 - You guys be good, all right? 225 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,476 - C'mon. 226 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,685 Hey, Superintendent Goreman. 227 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,855 - What do you want? - Whoa, deep voice. 228 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,816 Can I feel your Adam's apple? - Sam. 229 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,653 - What are you--? Just stop that. 230 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,657 - Careful, Superintendent. - She's dangerous. 231 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,659 - You didn't need to fire Principal Franklin. 232 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,162 - He rocks at his job. 233 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,289 - I don't need children telling me my business. 234 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,957 - You need someone. - Easy. 235 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,377 - Now get to class, Puckett. - Yeah, you too, Benson. 236 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,212 - Were we talkin' to you two? 237 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,714 - Young lady, you will speak to your Principals 238 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,842 in a respectful tone. 239 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,677 - What? - Them? 240 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:23,141 - Ms. Briggs and Mr. Howard are your new co-principals. 241 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,311 - Now get to class. 242 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,062 - Yeah. 243 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,650 - Does the cafeteria have chicken tots? 244 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:32,817 - Yes, sir. - Indeed. 245 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,152 - Take me to them. 246 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,740 - The two meanest teachers in school 247 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,784 are our new co-principals. 248 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,414 Sam? 249 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,626 - I need to hit something. - Okay, okay. 250 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,920 Just uhh, just hit my backpack. - You sure? 251 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,922 - Yeah, I got four text books and two sets 252 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,133 of gym clothes in here, do it. 253 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,929 Aah, aah. 254 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,645 - Uh. 255 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:23,159 - ♪ 256 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,286 - Ugh, I can't believe school actually got worse. 257 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,954 - Shh. - Be quiet. 258 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,416 - I don't wanna be quiet, I hate these clothes! 259 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,711 Wearin' blue and khaki makes me feel like a nub. 260 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,796 No offense to you and the other nubs of the world. 261 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,924 - You better not criticize the dress code out loud. 262 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,634 - Why, it's not like they're gonna hear me? 263 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,719 And how come we gotta-- 264 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,760 - MS. BRIGGS: Sam Puckett, 265 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,221 to the Principal's Office. 266 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,182 - Huh? Why? - MS. BRIGGS: I heard you. 267 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:56,192 - [bell ringing] 268 00:12:56,234 --> 00:13:00,947 - Y'know, Carly, being Freddie Benson, 269 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,865 I think Ms. Briggs and Mr. Howard are doing 270 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,535 a great job as our new co-principals. 271 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,745 [whispering] I'm so scared. 272 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,706 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Gibby. 273 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,750 - How's it goin'? - Bad. 274 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,209 Mr. Howard just gave me detention. 275 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,630 - For what? - For being too "Gibby". 276 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,923 - How can you be "too Gibby"? - That's what I said. 277 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,760 But, you know, not everybody gets me. 278 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,428 - MR. HOWARD: Oh, I get you, Gibby. 279 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,764 I get you like a rash. 280 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,725 The question is: how do I get rid of you? 281 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,478 - Baby powder? 282 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,937 - That's double detention. 283 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,897 - But baby powder gets rid of rashes. 284 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,815 - Triple detention. 285 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,319 - Volcano! 286 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,782 - Don't you think you were a little too hard on him? 287 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:47,327 - What makes you say that? - Well, he is vomiting. 288 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,831 - You, wipe that look off your face. 289 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,834 - This isn't a look. It's just my face. 290 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,421 - Well, you should get your money back. 291 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,304 - Okay, we've gotta get Principal Franklin his job back. 292 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,682 - Shhh! Don't say that. - Carly Shay. 293 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,057 - Ohhhh. 294 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,142 - MS. BRIGGS: To the Principal's Office. 295 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,727 - Coming. 296 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,980 [whispering] I'm so scared. 297 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,571 - Freddie's got ya. 298 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:32,038 - ♪ 299 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,791 - Hey, you're Bucky? - I know that. 300 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,836 - Well, I really appreciate you comin' over. 301 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,170 Y'know you're the only guy in Seattle 302 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,588 that teaches bull riding? 303 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,841 - Where can I spit? 304 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,342 - Spit? 305 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,926 Uh--well, there's a trash can over there in the kitchen. 306 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,971 I'll go-- or you could do that. 307 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,350 - BUCKY: So this is your bull machine. 308 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,185 - Yeah, you know how to ride it? 309 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,103 - Boy, I've ridden real bulls that would make this thing 310 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,898 look like a fat lady's purse. 311 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,818 - I see. 312 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:05,363 - Real bulls that kick and spit and buck 313 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,366 and try to stomp your chest 'til you ribs are broke 314 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,703 and you're coughin' up blood and mucus. 315 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,121 - I just wanna learn to ride this. 316 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,125 - Wow, that is so disgusting. 317 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,962 - If you wanna learn how to ride a bull, 318 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,591 then you gotta learn to think like a bull. 319 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,552 - Well, my dad always said I was bull-headed. 320 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,928 You would hate my dad. 321 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,848 - Get down on your hands and knees. 322 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,808 - I'm sorry? - Get down. 323 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,101 - 'kay. 324 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,773 - Now when I climb on ya, I want you to try 325 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,482 to throw me off. 326 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,193 - Climb?, oh no, I don't think this is a good idea. 327 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,571 - You wanna learn to ride that tin can of a bull 328 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,491 or don't ya? - I'm not sure anymore! 329 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,785 - Try to throw me off. 330 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:52,786 - Okay. 331 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,704 - Yeehaw! 332 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,248 C'mon boy, you can do better than that. 333 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,834 - I dunno. This is so new to me. 334 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,753 - BUCKY: Yeehaw! 335 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,212 - Aah. 336 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,716 - ♪ 337 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,677 - Okay, everybody settle down. 338 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,597 Listen up, please. 339 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:20,020 - Quiet! 340 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,608 - Okay. 341 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,527 We all know why we're here. 342 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,112 We've gotta find a way to get Principal Franklin 343 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,490 his job back. 344 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,532 Shawn? 345 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,826 - If I come up with a plan 346 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,785 that helps us achieve this goal... 347 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,286 - Yeah? 348 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,539 - Would you consider being my girlfriend? 349 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,875 - If you come up with a plan that completely smoothes out 350 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,837 the Middle East, I'm not going to be your girlfriend. 351 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,881 - All right, we called Principal Franklin 352 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,382 and he should be here any second. 353 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,968 So when he gets here, I want you guys-- 354 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,846 - You wanna buy a donut? 355 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,347 - No, we're having a meeting. 356 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,808 - Why'd you stick the donuts on that way? 357 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,225 - What are you sayin'? 358 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,436 - Well, they're donuts. 359 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,896 They have a hole right in the middle. 360 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:05,859 - But you put the stick through the sides. 361 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,236 - Man, this is embarrassing. 362 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,408 - He's here! 363 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,454 - ALL: [cheering] 364 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,416 - So what's this about? 365 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,751 - We want Briggs and Howard out. 366 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,252 - Yeah! 367 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,880 - And we want you back as our Principal. 368 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,381 - Yeah! 369 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,883 - Would you be my girlfriend for just one hour 370 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,050 to prove to my mom-- - Shawn! 371 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,762 - Look kids, I'm flattered that you all miss me, 372 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,431 but Superintendent Goreman made it very clear. 373 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,350 - I know, but he's gonna be at school tomorrow-- 374 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,394 - And we're trying to come up with some kinda plan-- 375 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,103 - Guys, I'm not interested in playing games. 376 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,772 Anyway, Goreman's not the kind of man 377 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,650 who changes his mind. 378 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,402 - You wanna buy a donut? 379 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,904 I fixed 'em. 380 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,240 - No, thanks, but could you point me 381 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,616 toward a restroom? - Over there. 382 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:02,122 - Hey, I got a plan that might work. 383 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,251 - So? He doesn't want us to do anything, so what's the point? 384 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,836 - I dunno, maybe we can talk him in 385 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,337 to tryin' somethin' when he comes back out. 386 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,464 - He didn't seem too into it. 387 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,967 - Hey, T-Bo! Large smoothie, Blueberry Blitz. 388 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,260 - B Blitz. 389 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,054 - Oh, hey. - Why are you here? 390 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,722 I thought you had a bull riding lesson. 391 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:22,142 - I did and my teacher put his butt on me. 392 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,477 I don't ever wanna think about him 393 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,563 or that stupid bull ever again. 394 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:30,735 Augh, that thing is just a big, vicious torture machine. 395 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,403 - Interesting. 396 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,530 - Would you agree to be digitally photographed with me? 397 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,823 - No, Shawn! 398 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:43,039 - ♪ 399 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,875 - They're right behind me. - Get under the desk. 400 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,667 - Okay. 401 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,801 - You? 402 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,594 What are you doing in that chair? 403 00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,306 - We'll deal with her later? Where's the shirtless boy? 404 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,266 - He's in the closet. 405 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,060 - Gibby. - Gibby, come out. 406 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,395 - Come out here. Gibby! - MS. BRIGGS: Gibby. 407 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,564 - MR. HOWARD: Where are you? - MS. BRIGGS: You can't hide. 408 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,609 - Gibby! - [knocking] 409 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,820 - MR. BRIGGS: Let us out! - MR. HOWARD: Open this door! 410 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,362 Unlock this door, now! 411 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,198 - Push like a man! 412 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,242 - GIBBY: Ooooh. - MR. BRIGGS: This is not funny. 413 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,911 Both of you are in big trouble. 414 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:26,582 - Attention, attention. The meatballs are in the sauce. 415 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,794 - Ooh, that sounds good. - Shh. 416 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,130 - The meatballs are in the sauce. 417 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:36,843 The meatballs are in the sauce. - He just got out of his car. 418 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,803 - Let's do it! 419 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:46,560 - ♪ 420 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:56,821 ♪ 421 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,824 - SHAWN: He's here! 422 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,076 - Hey, hey! 423 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,619 What's going on here? 424 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,833 You, you there. - Blow it! 425 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,210 - GUY #1: Game's on! Yeah! - GUY #2: Let's go, bulldogs! 426 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,586 - GUY #1: Yeah, get 'em up. 427 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,553 - GUY #2: Let's do it, go! 428 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,182 - GOREMAN: Turn it off! 429 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,808 Stop this thing! 430 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,601 Turn it off! 431 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:31,022 - [laughter] 432 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,273 - Stop this thing! 433 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,692 - What's happening? 434 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,027 - Oh, my God. 435 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,779 - Stop this thing. 436 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,656 Turn it off. 437 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,461 - This is how you run a high school? 438 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,713 - No, sir. - Absolutely not. 439 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,548 - Control these students. 440 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,136 - Everybody, settle down. 441 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,890 - [indistinct cheering, talking] 442 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,733 - Everybody calm down right now! 443 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,529 I am very disappointed in you kids. 444 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,699 - We just wanted to show Superintendent Goreman 445 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,159 that you were a better Principal-- 446 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,411 - I told you I didn't wanna play games. 447 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:31,249 Now all of you, get to class, right now. 448 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,835 - Not you three. 449 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,422 - Why are you here, anyway? 450 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,091 - I came to pick up my last check, 451 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,717 if it's all right with you. 452 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,511 If you'll excuse me. 453 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:50,810 - Ted, why don't you stay? 454 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,394 Please. 455 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,816 - Harold, remember last night, the casserole. 456 00:21:56,857 --> 00:22:00,611 - Please, my wife finally thinks I'm not a loser. 457 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,698 - Well you are. You too. 458 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,577 Now both of you, get going while you still have your teaching jobs. 459 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,537 - Better hurry along. 460 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,457 - Go. 461 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,840 - You'll stay? 462 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,763 - Sure. - Arriba! 463 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,515 - Welcome back. 464 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,526 - Okay, you have no idea how psyched we are that you're back. 465 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,611 - You're in big trouble, Carly, and so are you two. 466 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:45,739 I was very clear yesterday when I told you all-- - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 467 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,783 What, what? - He's gone. 468 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,706 - I love you guys. 469 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,999 - Yeah. Yeah. Wooo. 470 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,252 - [cheering] Yay, yay, uh-huh. 471 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:02,340 - [cheering] Yeah! Yeah! Woo-hoo! 472 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,599 - Hi, Carly, hi, Sam. It's Julie -- here. 473 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,727 I made you guys a beat, so I hope you like it. 474 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:18,772 [imitates drum beat] 475 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,733 ♪ I know you'll see-- ♪ 476 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,236 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me-- ♪ 477 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,530 ♪ And be so wonderful-ful ♪ 478 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,199 ♪ Live life, breathe air-- ♪ 479 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,534 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there-- ♪ 480 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:34,496 ♪ And feel so wonderful-ful-ful ♪ 481 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,040 - [timer dings] - MAN: Mmm! 482 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,585 - ♪