[ Laughs ]
- Look... I cut up some watermelon.
- Uh-huh.
- Do ya want some?
- Shhhh. Jimmy fallon show.
- Thank you, cotton candy,
for making my grandmother's hair
look delicious.
[ Laughs ]
- Cotton candy is like sweet pink hair!
Unh-uh, quit it, quit it, quit it.
Jimmy fallon.
- You'd rather watch him
than snoodle with me?
- I think I made that clear.
- Thank you, handkerchiefs,
for being a classy way of saying
"I'm carrying around
"two weeks worth of snot in my pocket."
- No, I don't, I don't--what?
Mmmmm... You smell like melon...
- Thank you, Internet,
for giving us icarly...
...because icarly
makes us all laugh-- - oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god!!!
Carly, Carly, Carly--Carly!
- I'll just wait here on the floor.
- Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly
Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly
Carly Carly... Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Wake up, wake up.
This is gonna be-- wake up, Jimmy fallon,
Jimmy fallon.
- What are you doing?
- Carly, Jimmy fallon!
Wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up! Come see!
You're not gonna believe this!
Get up!
- I was dreaming about a cute boy
in yellow pants!
- --Get up, Carly.
I'm carrying you!
Let's go!
It's such a special night
and it can't wait!
- What?
- You're not gonna believe this!
- -- - amazing!
Still the coolest thing I've ever seen!
You have to see it!
- Put me down!
- Kirsten, that's Carly!
Carly, that's Kirsten!
We met at a drive-through window!
- Will you please tell me
what's going on here?
- Freddieeeeeeee!!!!
Quick, quick, quick, quick!
- So you work at a drive-through window?
- Yeah.
- What's that like?
- Hamburgers.
- Would you put me down?!
- You have to see it!
You're not gonna believe--
- you ran over my mother!
Crazy!
- Forget your mom!
Give me the remote!
- You wanna tell us what's going on?
- Shhhhhaaaaaazzzzz!!!!
- Don't you work at inside-out burger?
- Mmm-hmm.
- Okay, you guys.
Look look look look-it!!!
- Thank you, Internet,
for giving us icarly...
- Oh my god, that's us!
- ...because icarly makes us
all laugh thus proving-- - huh?
- --That the Internet
has more to offer than--
- Jimmy fallon watches icarly!
- He said it makes him laugh!!!
- And do you know how hard it is
to make Jimmy fallon laugh?!?!
[ Phone ringing ]
- It's Sam!
Sam, did you see?!
- Yeah I saw, did you see?!
- Yes!
- Jimmy fallon likes icarly!
- I know!
- I can't believe he watches the show!
Right?
Mom, quit tryin' on bikinis!
They all look bad.
[ Coughing ]
- I'll call ya later!
- 'Kay!
- Hey... hey guys... Did ya see?
Did ya see Jimmy fallon?!
- I saw it first!
- Yeah!
- Jalapeño!
- Gibby... You're not wearing shoes.
- Ah, there... There was no time.
I was in the bathtub... Watchin' fallon...
And then I...
I ran here as fast as I could.
Aren't you the chick
from the inside-out burger drive-through?
- Yeah. Job's a lotta fun.
Well, congrats you guys.
But I should probably head home.
- Okay.
Ah, want me to give you a ride
on my motorcycle?
- I think it stopped raining, I'll walk it.
- Which way you headed?
- Towards bartlett square.
- Cool, I'll walk ya.
- Thanks.
- I'll walk her.
- I got it. Later guys.
- Bye!
- Wait, don't put your arm around...
Watch your hand!
- In five, four, three, two... [ Music ]
I know, you see somehow the world
will change for me and be so wonderful
live life, breathe air I know somehow
we're gonna get there
and feel so wonderful it's all for real
I'm telling you just how I feel so wake up
the members of my nation
it's your time to be there's no chance
unless you take one and it's time to see
the brighter side of every situation
some things are meant to be
so give me your best
and leave the rest to me
leave it all to me (leave it all to me)
leave it all to me
just leave it all to me
[ music ]
- Huh. There.
Tonight, we're doing
a very special icarly
in honor of the greatest
late night television host ever
-- James Thomas fallon junior.
Jimmy, this one's for you.
[ Music ]
- From apartment 8-c in bushwell Plaza!
The world wide web brings you
the icarly web show
with Carly shay and Sam Puckett!
Tonight's guest star is, baggles!
And featuring, the legendary gib-love!
- Dialysis!
- And here they are!
Carly shay and Sam Puckett!
- Playin' drums... Playin' drummmmssss!!!
- This is what I'm talkin' about! - Let's hear the love!
- Yeah, thank you so much!
- And welcome
- yeah, thank you so much! - And welcome to a very special icarly...
- ...Which is a special tribute
to Jimmy fallon!
- ...which is a special tribute to Jimmy fallon! - ...Jimmy fallon!!!
To Jimmy fallon! - ...Jimmy fallon!!! - Oh my god, oh my god!
Hey Higgins! Come here!
They're talking about us
hey Higgins! Come here! They're talking about us on icarly!
- What's happening?!
On icarly! - What's happening?! - Icarly!
- Oh my gosh...
Tonight's flavor
- oh my gosh... Tonight's flavor is butter pecan!
- Shhhh. Icarly.
Is butter pecan! - Shhhh. Icarly. - Okay guys, on this icarly...
- ...We thought we'd catch up
- okay guys, on this icarly... - ...We thought we'd catch up on some personal stuff...
- ...we thought we'd catch up on some personal stuff... -...And write a few
thank you notes
-...and write a few thank you notes to people we love.
Thank you notes to people we love. - Look, they're doing
our "thank you notes" bit!
- Ok that's it,
I'm callin' the lawyers.
- No, shhh!
I think this is gonna be
- no, shhh! I think this is gonna be a loving tribute!
Shhh!
A loving tribute! Shhh! - Hey, gib-love,
shhh! - Hey, gib-love, can we get some thank you note
- hey, gib-love, can we get some thank you note writing music please?
Can we get some thank you note writing music please? [ Music ]
Writing music please? [ Music ] - Thank you, Jimmy fallon...
-...For mentioning icarly
- thank you, Jimmy fallon... -...For mentioning icarly on your awesome TV show...
-...for mentioning icarly on your awesome TV show... - Well, come on.
On your awesome TV show... - Well, come on. - ...And for curing
- well, come on. - ...And for curing male pattern baldness...
- ...and for curing male pattern baldness... -...And female pattern
hairiness...
-...and female pattern hairiness... - Hairy ladies! Hairy ladies!
Hairiness... - Hairy ladies! Hairy ladies! - Thank you, alphabet song...
- ...For tricking
- thank you, alphabet song... - ...For tricking generations of children
- ...for tricking generations of children into thinking
that there's one big
giant letter called elemeno.
That there's one big giant letter called elemeno. - And now our first guest...
Giant letter called elemeno. - And now our first guest... Baggles!!!
- Baggles!!! Whoo!
- Baggles!
- Oh, baggles!!!
- Baggles!!!
- Baggles! Only on icarly.
- I'm not callin' the lawyers.
I'm callin' my agent.
- Wait, look at this.
- Baggles!!
Baggles has a sinus infection.
- That baggles...
- It's just...
- Mucus...
[ Music ]
- Hey, what are those? - Clams. I took Kirsten to Madison beach
- clams. I took Kirsten to Madison beach and we went clam digging
all afternoon.
And we went clam digging all afternoon. - Was it fun?
All afternoon. - Was it fun? - Yeah.
- No. I can't get my clam open.
- Wait, you just gotta...
Ah, this is a rock!
Awww, they're all rocks!
- Aw.
- Comin' in hot.
What's that?
- Wahoo punch.
- Awesome.
- No!
...Sure, I'll just stay thirsty.
- Kirstennnn.
...sure, I'll just stay thirsty. - Kirstennnn. - Hey you.
- Remember when I walked you
- hey you. - Remember when I walked you home the other night?
- Yeah...?
Whaaaaat...? - Yeah! - What?
- Hey, I gotta get to work.
- Ah cool, I'll walk ya down.
- Okay.
- Nah nah nah nah nah,
- okay. - Nah nah nah nah nah, I'll walk her down.
- Gibby can walk me.
- I'm walking you down!
- Hey Benson, did ya find the video of that chick
with the freaky thumbs?
Of that chick with the freaky thumbs? What was it called?
With the freaky thumbs? What was it called? - Freaky thumb chick.
- Look up freaky thumb chick.
- No.
I'm trying to find a website
- no. I'm trying to find a website that sells--
- video-chat request?
That sells-- - video-chat request? - Uh-huh.
- Video-chat request? - Uh-huh. - Who from?
- Uhhh... therealjimmyfallon.
- What?!
- Really?
- Shut the fridge!
- You don't think
- shut the fridge! - You don't think it's really Jimmy fallon do you?
- I'll know in a click.
It's really Jimmy fallon do you? - I'll know in a click. - Hey guys!
- What!
- You are Jimmy fallon!
- I know!
And you're the icarlys.
- It's true we are.
- Oh, yeah.
- Right here.
- Hey, thanks so much
- right here. - Hey, thanks so much for mentioning our show
- hey, thanks so much for mentioning our show on your show.
For mentioning our show on your show. - Well, thank you
for mentioning my show
- well, thank you for mentioning my show on your show.
For mentioning my show on your show. - Yeah, sure!
On your show. - Yeah, sure! - Happy to.
- Are you serious? Of course!
- Yeah,
- are you serious? Of course! - Yeah, your show's a lotta fun.
- So listen, I dunno
if you guys would be up for it,
- so listen, I dunno if you guys would be up for it, but ya wanna come to New York
and be guests on my show?
But ya wanna come to New York and be guests on my show? - New York?!
And be guests on my show? - New York?! - Us?!
- You're inviting all of us
- us?! - You're inviting all of us to be on your show?!
- True chiz.
To be on your show?! - True chiz. You guys in or what?
- Yeah! Come on.
- Confirmo!
- Come on.
- Cool.
I'll have my producer connect
- cool. I'll have my producer connect with you guys later today,
and set everything up.
With you guys later today, and set everything up. - Ok.
And set everything up. - Ok. - We'll be here.
- Excellent.
- Thank you!
- Gibbeh!
- Okay. I'm clicking off now.
Wait, how do I--
- okay. I'm clicking off now. Wait, how do I-- how do I do this...
- Just click that box.
How do I do this... - Just click that box. - That's Tina fey.
I love her so much.
- You're so knowledgeable.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Ooo, look it's Jimmy again... - Whatcha need, Jimmy?
- Ah, sorry guys...
Just I clicked the wrong thing.
And I--
just I clicked the wrong thing. And I-- Tina...?
[ Music ]
- How?! How could the dumb airline lose my luggage?
- It's probably on it's way
to Brazil.
- Don't say that!
To Brazil. - Don't say that! - Hey, too late...
- Losin' my luggage. - Woo! New York, baby! - Wooo-hooo!
- Man, I love New York!
Ooo look,
- man, I love New York! Ooo look, that's a bike messenger.
Hey!!-- No, no! Bam!
That's a bike messenger. Hey!!-- No, no! Bam! - Wow.
- Yeah.
- New York! Proud New York!
- Proud New York.
- Help me out, okay?
- Yep. Okay.
[ Speaking foreign language ]
- I don't know what language
[ speaking foreign language ] - I don't know what language you're screaming at me in?!
No! No!
You're screaming at me in?! No! No! You are the bad person!
[ Speaking foreign language ]
- Come on. Come on.
- No! No!
- Calm down.
- Just go. Get out of here.
- Hey! Put the camera away!
Turn it off! You all right?
- Okay? That one's mine.
- Aaand this one's mine.
Thanks.
- I'm the green one.
- Yellow for me.
- And none for me.
Stupid airline --
- and none for me. Stupid airline -- losin' my luggage.
- Ah, don't sweat it, gib.
Losin' my luggage. - Ah, don't sweat it, gib. We'll take ya shoppin'.
- 'Kay 'kay.
- Uh, what is this weird lump
- 'kay 'kay. - Uh, what is this weird lump on your neck?
- Oh, I call it "little gibby".
On your neck? - Oh, I call it "little gibby". - It's got a nice feel to it.
- Thanks.
- Okay, we don't have to be
- thanks. - Okay, we don't have to be at nbc for eight hours.
So first, let's check
into our hotel and then-
so first, let's check into our hotel and then- - awesome -- you check us in.
Into our hotel and then- - awesome -- you check us in. - Aand we'll take gibby
shopping.
- But I can't get
all this stuff--
- but I can't get all this stuff-- - let's go, gib.
All this stuff-- - let's go, gib. Come on, quickly.
- Let's go, gib. Come on, quickly. - Go.
- I'm gonna go to the top
- go. - I'm gonna go to the top of the empire state building
with my g.I. Judo,
and I'm gonna let him parachute
all the way down to the street.
And I'm gonna let him parachute all the way down to the street. - That's cool,
but first could ya--
- that's cool, but first could ya-- - see ya!
But first could ya-- - see ya! - All right.
- See ya! - All right. [ Honking ]
Whoa!
Hey guy!
Why don't you watch--
hey guy! Why don't you watch-- [ Speaking foreign language ]
- I should stay
[ speaking foreign language ] - I should stay out of the street.
[ Music ]
- Hey look -- that guy's sellin' clothes. - So?
That guy's sellin' clothes. - So? - We're taking you
- so? - We're taking you to a real store.
- Yeah, I don't think
you can buy quality clothing
- yeah, I don't think you can buy quality clothing from some dude off the street.
You can buy quality clothing from some dude off the street. Is that guy sellin' meat?
From some dude off the street. Is that guy sellin' meat? - Oh, so gibby shouldn't buy
is that guy sellin' meat? - Oh, so gibby shouldn't buy clothes off the street,
- oh, so gibby shouldn't buy clothes off the street, but you're gonna buy meat?
Clothes off the street, but you're gonna buy meat? - I like street meat.
But you're gonna buy meat? - I like street meat. - Ah, have you forgotten
what happened last year
- ah, have you forgotten what happened last year at the Seattle street fair
when you bought a pork chop
from that dude with one arm?
When you bought a pork chop from that dude with one arm? - Yeah,
I'd have been better off
- yeah, I'd have been better off just eating his other arm...
- Let's go see
what that guy's got.
- Ahh excuse me, sir?
What that guy's got. - Ahh excuse me, sir? - Yeah, what do you want?
- Uh, I just got here
- yeah, what do you want? - Uh, I just got here from Seattle,
- uh, I just got here from Seattle, and the airline lost my luggage,
so I need some clothes.
And the airline lost my luggage, so I need some clothes. - We're gonna be
on Jimmy fallon tonight.
All of us.
On Jimmy fallon tonight. All of us. We do a web show,
all of us. We do a web show, it's called icarly.
I like your hat.
It's called icarly. I like your hat. - I need pants.
- Hey -- what's this
"screaming Mel" doll?
- Push the button.
"Screaming Mel" doll? - Push the button. - Ahhhh! I'm so angry!!!
You lied to me!!!
Where's my script?!?!
- Why would anyone want this?
- No one does.
- Hey hey... look at this.
These are some whiz-bang pants.
Yeah.
- Gibby...
- Those are hideous.
- Hideously awesome.
- Yes -- like my daughter,
- hideously awesome. - Yes -- like my daughter, fook-la!
- Yikes!
Fook-la! - Yikes! - I'm so sorry.
- That's rough.
Anyways, I want these pants.
- Ten dollars.
- Will ya take three bucks?
- Absolutely.
- Pay 'em.
- Right.
- Did you need a shirt?
- Nah, I'll just wear
- did you need a shirt? - Nah, I'll just wear this shirt.
Do you sell belts or underwear?
This shirt. Do you sell belts or underwear? - No -- do you?
- No.
- Then why should I?
- Ahh! Hey guys.
- Spencer, what's up?
- What's up?
- Did you throw
- what's up? - Did you throw your g.I. Judo parachute guy
- did you throw your g.I. Judo parachute guy off the top
of the empire state building?
Off the top of the empire state building? - Yeah.
Of the empire state building? - Yeah. - So what happened to it?
- I dunno.
I was watchin' him float down,
and then the wind blew
really hard and I lost him.
And then the wind blew really hard and I lost him. - Awwww.
Really hard and I lost him. - Awwww. - Bummer.
- Yeah.
- Thanks for the pants.
- Yeah yeah.
- All right, let's bounce.
- Okay.
- Let's hit it.
- Poor fook-la.
Hey mister man! I think your friend just landed!
- Hey, my g.I. Judo! I thought I lost you, but we are reunited my friend--
- gee.
But we are reunited my friend-- - gee. [ Speaking foreign language ]
- Gee. [ Speaking foreign language ] - Here it is.
[ Speaking foreign language ]
- I don't understand
[ speaking foreign language ] - I don't understand your language!
[ Speaking foreign language ]
- Hey. Here's your smoothie, now go sit down.
- Did you add
the feminine boost?
- No, I forgot,
but Jimmy fallon's
- no, I forgot, but Jimmy fallon's just about to introduce icarly!
But Jimmy fallon's just about to introduce icarly! - I need the feminine boost!
Just about to introduce icarly! - I need the feminine boost! I'm starting to grow hair
in new places.
- Hey!
In new places. - Hey! Jimmy's introducing icarly!
- Everybody shut up!
- Welcome back.
- Quiet everyone!
My son is about to be televised!
- ...If you've never heard
my son is about to be televised! - ...If you've never heard of icarly,
- ...if you've never heard of icarly, then something's wrong with you,
'cuz these talented teenagers
have taken the Internet
by storm...
Have taken the Internet by storm... So wake up the kids
and set your safe search
so wake up the kids and set your safe search to weird,
'cuz here comes Carly shay,
Sam Puckett, Freddie Benson,
and gibby!
[ Music ]
And gibby! [ Music ] ...Members of my nation
[ music ] ...Members of my nation it's your time to be
...members of my nation it's your time to be - welcome to the show.
It's your time to be - welcome to the show. Thank you so much.
- Welcome to the show. Thank you so much. - Hey, how's it goin'?
- All right.
Buddy, nice to see you.
All right.
Come on.
- Yeah icarly!!!
- That's my son! Go Freddie!!!
- Listen to them --
- that's my son! Go Freddie!!! - Listen to them -- they love you guys.
They love you.
They love you guys. They love you. - That's amazing.
- Yeah!
- So okay,
- yeah! - So okay, I guess it's no secret
- so okay, I guess it's no secret that I'm a big fan
of the icarly web show.
That I'm a big fan of the icarly web show. - Oh, thanks.
Of the icarly web show. - Oh, thanks. - Oh, 'preciate it.
- Thank you.
- Show's a lotta fun.
- And we love your show.
- Oh come on,
- and we love your show. - Oh come on, you're just saying that.
- Nooo, we watch it
all the time.
- Hey Jimmy, look --
I bought these pants
- hey Jimmy, look -- I bought these pants on the streets of New York.
- They're pretty cool.
On the streets of New York. - They're pretty cool. They are cool, right there.
Ah, but did you guys get
they are cool, right there. Ah, but did you guys get a screaming Mel doll?
- No.
A screaming Mel doll? - No. - Screaming Mel?!
You didn't get it?
- No.
- Well, guess who did.
- Hoooray!!!
- Pointlessly angry...
Now one of my favorite bits
- pointlessly angry... Now one of my favorite bits you guys do on icarly is
now one of my favorite bits you guys do on icarly is "the cowboy
"and the idiot farm girl
"who thought
"the cowboy's mustache
was a squirrel".
"The cowboy's mustache was a squirrel". You guys know it?
Was a squirrel". You guys know it? This--I love that one...
- Thanks.
- We love that one.
- Now, would you mind
- we love that one. - Now, would you mind givin' the audience
- now, would you mind givin' the audience a little taste of that?
Givin' the audience a little taste of that? Please, please, please!
A little taste of that? Please, please, please! - Uhhhh...
- I didn't bring my mustache...
- I happen to have a mustache
right here.
Come on. Please!!!
Right here. Come on. Please!!! - Okay.
- Okay I'm ready!
- Well, thank ya there,
- okay I'm ready! - Well, thank ya there, mister fallon.
Now, as a cowboy, I do reckon
this here must be uh
now, as a cowboy, I do reckon this here must be uh idiot farm girl.
This here must be uh idiot farm girl. - Hiiiiiii.
Idiot farm girl. - Hiiiiiii. Does your squirrel
- hiiiiiii. Does your squirrel speak Spanish?
- Oh m'god I can't believe
this is happening.
- This ain't a'no squirrel
on m'lip.
This here's a mushy-stash.
On m'lip. This here's a mushy-stash. - When your squirrel pees
this here's a mushy-stash. - When your squirrel pees do you get squirrel pee
- when your squirrel pees do you get squirrel pee in your mouth?
Do you get squirrel pee in your mouth? - Dang it!
In your mouth? - Dang it! - Okay okay, that's enough,
- dang it! - Okay okay, that's enough, don't spoil me.
Give that stachy back.
Don't spoil me. Give that stachy back. Ah, now Freddie...
- He's asking Freddie
ah, now Freddie... - He's asking Freddie a question!
- Freddie, I hear
that your mother's a huge pain.
- Well, she can be a handful,
but I wouldn't say she's a pain.
- I would.
But I wouldn't say she's a pain. - I would. - Yeah, she's a pain.
- She's pretty bad.
- Yeah, she is.
- Yeah, sorry Freddie,
- yeah, she is. - Yeah, sorry Freddie, your friends have spoken.
Now, if you guys are up
for some fun,
now, if you guys are up for some fun, I was thinking that...
For some fun, I was thinking that... - Is that Spencer?
- Uhhh...
Does anyone know who ah...
- Spencer!
- Jimmy fallon everybody!
Yay!
- Live TV, you guys--
yay! - Live TV, you guys-- sometimes things go wrong.
What are you gonna do?
Sometimes things go wrong. What are you gonna do? Right screaming Mel?
- You're turning my children
right screaming Mel? - You're turning my children against me!
- Whoa, relax Mel.
Against me! - Whoa, relax Mel. Anyway, if you icarly kids
- whoa, relax Mel. Anyway, if you icarly kids are up for some fun,
anyway, if you icarly kids are up for some fun, follow uncle Jimmy.
Are up for some fun, follow uncle Jimmy. - All right.
Follow uncle Jimmy. - All right. - I'll do anything.
- All right. Now, on icarly, you guys do a lot of "random dancing" am I right?
You guys do a lot of "random dancing" am I right? - That's true.
Of "random dancing" am I right? - That's true. - And on this show,
- that's true. - And on this show, we do a bit called
- and on this show, we do a bit called "dance your hat and gloves off".
We do a bit called "dance your hat and gloves off". - Yeah.
"Dance your hat and gloves off". - Yeah. - So we thought
- yeah. - So we thought it'd be all kinds of fun
- so we thought it'd be all kinds of fun if we combined both bits
into one super-bit called
"randomly dancing your hat and gloves off".
You guys down?
- Yeah.
[ Music ] randomly dance your hat and gloves off
gonna dance 'em off
- randomly.
Gonna dance 'em off - randomly. - Please release
the mirror ball!
Smooth...
The mirror ball! Smooth... Get your hats
smooth... Get your hats and get your gloves, you guys.
Okay!
And get your gloves, you guys. Okay! You know the rules:
No touching your hats
you know the rules: No touching your hats or your gloves --
no touching your hats or your gloves -- you must remove them
by whipping your arms and heads
like maniacs,
while the song is being played,
that's how ya do it.
While the song is being played, that's how ya do it. You guys down?
That's how ya do it. You guys down? Everybody on board?!
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Okay icarly!
Randomly dance
- okay icarly! Randomly dance your hat and gloves off!
- Random dancing!!
[ Music ]
- That's it. That's two points! That's good. Yes!
Get those gloves off!
- Dance them hats and gloves off! - Whip your limbs Freddie!
Off! - Whip your limbs Freddie! Whip 'em good!
- What? Gibbehh!
- Well, thanks for having us on the show, Jimmy. - We'll be right back...
On the show, Jimmy. - We'll be right back... [ Music ]
- I know... I know... Look, I'm sorry, look I didn't know
look, I'm sorry, look I didn't know the kid's pants
were gonna fall down.
The kid's pants were gonna fall down. I know.
Were gonna fall down. I know. I know it's cheap comedy --
we didn't plan it.
- We're back from commercial
in sixty seconds.
- Okay look, lorne, I gotta go.
In sixty seconds. - Okay look, lorne, I gotta go. No, I love you.
- Okay okay, that's enough duct tape. - No, no -- use more duct tape.
That's enough duct tape. - No, no -- use more duct tape. - A lot more.
- Okay, all right.
- Tape those pants on
- okay, all right. - Tape those pants on permanently.
- Would you chill?
Permanently. - Would you chill? - I will heat!
- Ha ha hey!
Hey good job, guys.
That went pretty well...
'Til gibby danced his pants off.
- It's not funny!
- I know!
- It's really not.
- I don't disagree.
I think it was very wrong
and bad that all of America...
That all of America...
And bad that all of America... That all of America... Saw gibby's danger zone.
I'm a child.
- Ok I'll get back to you.
Um, hello?
- Hi.
- Who are you?
- Jason --
- who are you? - Jason -- I'm one of Jimmy's producers.
- Oh.
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Um, any reason this kid
- hello. - Um, any reason this kid decided to drop his pants
- um, any reason this kid decided to drop his pants in the middle of our show?
Decided to drop his pants in the middle of our show? - He didn't mean to.
In the middle of our show? - He didn't mean to. - I am a victim of gravity,
- he didn't mean to. - I am a victim of gravity, and loose pants.
- They were cheap street pants.
And loose pants. - They were cheap street pants. - So...
When his pants fell down,
- so... When his pants fell down, you're sure it was definitely
when his pants fell down, you're sure it was definitely on camera?
You're sure it was definitely on camera? - You wanna see
what the audience saw?
- Uhhhh...
What the audience saw? - Uhhhh... - Ehhhh...
- Well...
- Yes!
- Roll back "the incident".
Yeah, show me what people saw
- roll back "the incident". Yeah, show me what people saw at home on TV.
- --Your hat and gloves off!
At home on TV. - --Your hat and gloves off! That's good!
[ Music ]
- Hah!
- Well... that's hard to miss.
- Gibbeh!
- That's a naked gibby.
- Well, that's insulting. - What's she vomiting into? - That's questlove's hat.
- You okay, kid? - Yeah I'm fine -- nope! Blagghhhhh!
- We're back in five, four,
blagghhhhh! - We're back in five, four, three, two...
[ Music ]
- Okay, uhhh we're back. Uhhh... If you all saw
uhhh... If you all saw the icarly segment
if you all saw the icarly segment before the commercial,
you witnessed
a disturbing incident.
You witnessed a disturbing incident. So, I'd like to apologize
for gibby's pants malfunction...
Trouser wowzer,
whatever you wanna call it.
But hey, live TV, right?
Whatever you wanna call it. But hey, live TV, right? - Yeah.
- What'd you think about it,
- yeah. - What'd you think about it, questlove?
- Hey, I'm just looking forward
to wearing my new hat tonight.
- Oh yeah. That's right.
To wearing my new hat tonight. - Oh yeah. That's right. Questlove bought
- oh yeah. That's right. Questlove bought a new hat today, you guys.
Fun stuff.
A new hat today, you guys. Fun stuff. Join me tomorrow night
fun stuff. Join me tomorrow night when my guests will remain
join me tomorrow night when my guests will remain fully clothed.
When my guests will remain fully clothed. Goodnight everybody!
Fully clothed. Goodnight everybody! [ Music ]
- Come, on! - Yes, sir... No, his pants were not supposed
- yes, sir... No, his pants were not supposed to fall down.
No, I don't know why
he wasn't wearing underwear.
- You okay?
He wasn't wearing underwear. - You okay? - Uhh, yeah I think so.
If only I could throw up
- uhh, yeah I think so. If only I could throw up the memories.
- I can't believe
that used to be
a Turkey sandwich.
That used to be a Turkey sandwich. - I understand...
A Turkey sandwich. - I understand... Yes, I'll make sure
they're there.
That was the ncc.
They're there. That was the ncc. - Yeah, we're not really fans
that was the ncc. - Yeah, we're not really fans of women's basketball.
- The ncc is the government.
Of women's basketball. - The ncc is the government. - They're in charge
- the ncc is the government. - They're in charge of what you can and can't show
- they're in charge of what you can and can't show on television, and the Internet.
Of what you can and can't show on television, and the Internet. - Ohhhhh.
On television, and the Internet. - Ohhhhh. - Oh man,
- ohhhhh. - Oh man, did we get Jimmy in trouble?
- I guess we'll find out
tomorrow.
The ncc wants to meet
with all of us at noon.
- Wait, I'm supposed
to wake up by noon?
- We'll be there.
To wake up by noon? - We'll be there. - I ahhh,
- we'll be there. - I ahhh, I feel kinda bad about this.
- Kinda?!
- Gibby, come with me.
- Where we goin'?
- To apologize to Jimmy fallon.
- No, I don't wanna go.
- Come on, gibby. We have to.
He has every right to be mad
- come on, gibby. We have to. He has every right to be mad which is why
he has every right to be mad which is why we're going to apologize.
Which is why we're going to apologize. - I think that used to be
lettuce...
- Gibby... gibby, come on.
Lettuce... - Gibby... gibby, come on. - Stop.
- Gibby.
Umm, excuse me... Jimmy?
- Hey, Carly.
- Hey, what's up?
- Just ah, wiping down
- hey, what's up? - Just ah, wiping down the ol' desk.
- Uh, mister fallon?
The ol' desk. - Uh, mister fallon? - Yeah, gibby?
- I'm sorry about
- yeah, gibby? - I'm sorry about what happened...
Y'know, with my pants.
What happened... Y'know, with my pants. - Hey, it's okay.
Ah, quick question though?
- Yeah?
- Why no underwear?
- Oh, his luggage got lost.
- And I didn't have time
- oh, his luggage got lost. - And I didn't have time to buy any.
- Oh, well here...
To buy any. - Oh, well here... Have a free pair
- oh, well here... Have a free pair of late night with Jimmy fallon
have a free pair of late night with Jimmy fallon underwear.
Of late night with Jimmy fallon underwear. - I didn't know
they made those.
- I make 'em myself.
They made those. - I make 'em myself. I have my own loom.
- Wow.
- Cool.
- Yeah.
Hey, look, you kids better run.
I gotta lock up the place,
hey, look, you kids better run. I gotta lock up the place, turn the lights out.
Ah, you guys, stay cool.
Turn the lights out. Ah, you guys, stay cool. - Thanks, Jimmy.
- 'Night, mister fallon.
- Hey, lorne,
- 'night, mister fallon. - Hey, lorne, I'm on my way home.
- I feel really bad
about my pants.
- Well, at least
you didn't vomit
- well, at least you didn't vomit in questlove's hat.
You didn't vomit in questlove's hat. - Hey! What's this in my hat?!
In questlove's hat. - Hey! What's this in my hat?! - Go...Go go go!
[ Music ]
- Hey. Hey. You guys wanna know what I'm doing?
So check it out...
What I'm doing? So check it out... I bought one of those
so check it out... I bought one of those screaming Mel dolls, and see?
I made him look like me!
Screaming Mel dolls, and see? I made him look like me! I spencified him!
Remember how we used
to scream stuff?
Well, I wiped his audio chip...
To scream stuff? Well, I wiped his audio chip... - Gross.
- ...And I put my voice on it,
- gross. - ...And I put my voice on it, so now it says stuff
- ...and I put my voice on it, so now it says stuff that I often say!
So now it says stuff that I often say! Like...
That I often say! Like... Carly, I'm home!
Who wants spaghetti tacos?
Quick! Call the fire department!
- Can you make him say
quick! Call the fire department! - Can you make him say "I've gotta quit
- can you make him say "I've gotta quit "playing with dolls
and get a job"?
"Playing with dolls and get a job"? - Y'know, I think
these Jimmy fallon underpants
- y'know, I think these Jimmy fallon underpants make me look slimmer
in the hips.
Make me look slimmer in the hips. Carly, what do you think?
In the hips. Carly, what do you think? - I don't really wanna think
about your hips.
- Unreal.
About your hips. - Unreal. - What?
- Icarly still has three
- what? - Icarly still has three of the top ten worldwide
- icarly still has three of the top ten worldwide trending topics.
Of the top ten worldwide trending topics. - What are they?
Trending topics. - What are they? - "Gibby's trouser wowzer",
- what are they? - "Gibby's trouser wowzer", "icarly pants whoops",
- "gibby's trouser wowzer", "icarly pants whoops", and "iblame fallon".
"Icarly pants whoops", and "iblame fallon". - Ulch. That's so unfair.
And "iblame fallon". - Ulch. That's so unfair. - It's not Jimmy fallon's fault
- ulch. That's so unfair. - It's not Jimmy fallon's fault that gibby's pants fell down.
- Yeah, but people are saying
it's Jimmy's fault,
- yeah, but people are saying it's Jimmy's fault, which is why
we're gonna apologize publicly.
Which is why we're gonna apologize publicly. - We can go live
on icarly dot com
- we can go live on icarly dot com in thirty seconds.
On icarly dot com in thirty seconds. - I don't see
why we have to apologize.
Gibby's the one who flashed
his flapjacks on national TV.
- Yeah,
but we're all part of icarly
- yeah, but we're all part of icarly so we're all gonna apologize.
But we're all part of icarly so we're all gonna apologize. [ Groans ]
So we're all gonna apologize. [ Groans ] - I just swallowed my keys!
Hah! What an idiot!
- You guys ready?
- Yep.
- Let's do this.
- Whatever.
- Hey, try to keep
- whatever. - Hey, try to keep your pants up.
- I'm gonna tighten his belt.
Your pants up. - I'm gonna tighten his belt. - My belt's
already tight enough--
- my belt's already tight enough-- oh! God!
Already tight enough-- oh! God! I think something popped...
Oh! God! I think something popped... - Good...There.
Now let's do this.
- In five, four, three, two...
[ Music ]
- Hey there. I'm Carly.
- Sam.
- If you happened to catch us
last night on
- if you happened to catch us last night on late night with Jimmy fallon...
Last night on late night with Jimmy fallon... - ...Then you probably saw
a little more gibby
- ...then you probably saw a little more gibby than you needed to.
A little more gibby than you needed to. - ...Or wanted to.
Than you needed to. - ...Or wanted to. - Never buy pants
- ...or wanted to. - Never buy pants on the street.
- Nah...
On the street. - Nah... - Only buy your pants from
- nah... - Only buy your pants from a licensed pants distributor.
- Anyway, what happened
on the Jimmy fallon show was...
- ...Totally our fault.
On the Jimmy fallon show was... - ...Totally our fault. - Not Jimmy fallon's fault.
- ...totally our fault. - Not Jimmy fallon's fault. - Jimmy didn't even know
- not Jimmy fallon's fault. - Jimmy didn't even know that gibby was wearing
defective pants...
That gibby was wearing defective pants... - He did not know.
Defective pants... - He did not know. - So if you're upset, shocked,
- he did not know. - So if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated
- so if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated by what you saw last night...
Or nauseated by what you saw last night... - ...Blame us.
By what you saw last night... - ...Blame us. - Or more specifically,
- ...blame us. - Or more specifically, blame...
- Gibbehh.
Blame... - Gibbehh. - And now,
- gibbehh. - And now, little Spencer says...
- I'm Carly's brother--ahhh!
Little Spencer says... - I'm Carly's brother--ahhh! - Ahhh! Ahhh!
- Put it out!
Put the fire out!
- There's a fire!
- Put it out!
[ Music ]
- And your name?
- Jason gipps -- producer
- and your name? - Jason gipps -- producer of late night with Jimmy fallon.
- Uh, I just wanna say...
Of late night with Jimmy fallon. - Uh, I just wanna say... I went to law school...
Briefly... so...
Yeah.
- This isn't a courtroom.
- The ncc
- this isn't a courtroom. - The ncc is a government agency.
- Well, I think we're done here. Good meeting you all.
We're done here. Good meeting you all. - Sit.
- Young lady,
- sit. - Young lady, the ncc has a responsibility
- young lady, the ncc has a responsibility to make sure that television
and Internet entertainment
are appropriate
for their audiences.
Are appropriate for their audiences. - A lot of kids were watching
the Jimmy fallon show
- a lot of kids were watching the Jimmy fallon show last night when...
The Jimmy fallon show last night when... "It" happened.
Last night when... "It" happened. - They were street pants.
- We're not blaming the pants.
- It's what the pants did.
- No more questions.
- What's wrong with him?
- No one's clear on that, sir.
- So you guys don't serve
- no one's clear on that, sir. - So you guys don't serve anything at these meetings?
No snacks? Juice? Nothin'?
Anything at these meetings? No snacks? Juice? Nothin'? - Sam...
- Like it'd kill 'em
to put out a plate a'crackers?
- Stop.
To put out a plate a'crackers? - Stop. - Suck on this sugar.
Listen, I just wanna say
- suck on this sugar. Listen, I just wanna say what happened
listen, I just wanna say what happened on the show last night
wasn't Jimmy fallon's fault.
On the show last night wasn't Jimmy fallon's fault. - Not Jimmy's fault.
Wasn't Jimmy fallon's fault. - Not Jimmy's fault. - Gib...
There's no microphone.
- I did not take
there's no microphone. - I did not take the microphone.
- Well, I'm sorry,
but we can't ignore
- well, I'm sorry, but we can't ignore what happened.
But we can't ignore what happened. - Why can't ya?
What happened. - Why can't ya? - Because that young man
- why can't ya? - Because that young man displayed his nakedness
- because that young man displayed his nakedness on national television.
Displayed his nakedness on national television. - And the penalty
for doing that is a fine of
- and the penalty for doing that is a fine of five hundred thousand dollars.
For doing that is a fine of five hundred thousand dollars. - Well, it was Jimmy fallon's
fault!
- Sam...
Fault! - Sam... - Don't...
- Yeah yeah,
- don't... - Yeah yeah, right before the show,
- yeah yeah, right before the show, Jimmy walked up to us and said,
"hey, y'know what'd be funny?
"If this idiot's pants
fell down".
So then we were all,
"okay, mister fallon!
Whatever you say!"
"Okay, mister fallon! Whatever you say!" Cuz, y'know, we respect adults.
- That is not true!
It's...
False.
And that's not a good
false. And that's not a good Jimmy fallon impression.
- Please calm down,
mister gipps.
The impression was not great,
not bad -- I'd give it a b plus.
And we know
that the pants incident
and we know that the pants incident was not the fault
of the Jimmy fallon show.
Was not the fault of the Jimmy fallon show. - How do you know that?
Of the Jimmy fallon show. - How do you know that? ...What happened
- how do you know that? ...What happened on the Jimmy fallon show was...
...what happened on the Jimmy fallon show was... - ...Totally our fault.
On the Jimmy fallon show was... - ...Totally our fault. - Not Jimmy fallon's fault.
- ...totally our fault. - Not Jimmy fallon's fault. - Jimmy didn't even know
- not Jimmy fallon's fault. - Jimmy didn't even know that gibby was wearing
defective pants...
That gibby was wearing defective pants... - He did not know.
Defective pants... - He did not know. - So if you're upset,
- he did not know. - So if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated
- so if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated by what you saw last night...
Shocked, or nauseated by what you saw last night... - ...Blame us.
By what you saw last night... - ...Blame us. - So... I guess
- ...blame us. - So... I guess we're gonna have to pay
- so... I guess we're gonna have to pay that five hundred
thousand dollar fine.
That five hundred thousand dollar fine. - Either that...
Thousand dollar fine. - Either that... Or we'll have to shut down
- either that... Or we'll have to shut down ickerly.
- It's pronounced icarly.
Ickerly. - It's pronounced icarly. - Ah. Sorry. Icarly.
[ Music ]
- That's my hat... [ Music ]
- Five hundred thousand dollars? How are we supposed to get
that much money, huh?
How?
That much money, huh? How? - Oh give it up, we're not.
- Well, then the ncc
- oh give it up, we're not. - Well, then the ncc is gonna shut us down,
- well, then the ncc is gonna shut us down, so goodbye icarly.
Is gonna shut us down, so goodbye icarly. - No! That web show is my life.
So goodbye icarly. - No! That web show is my life. My life, Carly!
What kinda pickle is this?
- That's a dill.
- It's not a dill.
- I think it's a dill.
- It's not a dill!
I'm sorry I yelled,
- it's not a dill! I'm sorry I yelled, I'm very upset, I--
- you and your dumb pants,
you just haaad to buy
street pants.
You just haaad to buy street pants. - How many times you want me
to say I'm sorry?!
- Five hundred thousand!
To say I'm sorry?! - Five hundred thousand! - Fine.
I'm sorry I'm sorry
- fine. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry--
- stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!!
- Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!! - This is a dill.
- It's not a dill!
- Over here. Well?! - You figure out a way
well?! - You figure out a way to get us the money?!
- No.
To get us the money?! - No. I called dad, I called granddad,
- no. I called dad, I called granddad, socko, socko's dad,
and I got nothin'...
Socko, socko's dad, and I got nothin'... I I I I I got nothin'.
And I got nothin'... I I I I I got nothin'. Ah, that's a good pickle.
Did you try asking fallon
ah, that's a good pickle. Did you try asking fallon if he'd pay the fine?
- Yeah.
If he'd pay the fine? - Yeah. - He said he would lend it
- yeah. - He said he would lend it to us...
But he lost a buncha money
on that Christmas album
but he lost a buncha money on that Christmas album that nobody bought.
On that Christmas album that nobody bought. - What Christmas album?
That nobody bought. - What Christmas album? - "It's beginning to smell
- what Christmas album? - "It's beginning to smell a lot like fallon".
- Riiiiight.
A lot like fallon". - Riiiiight. - Look, let's all just be
- riiiiight. - Look, let's all just be honest...
- Okay.
Honest... - Okay. One time, I used a litter box.
My cat freaked out.
- I meant...
We're never gonna raise
five hundred thousand dollars
we're never gonna raise five hundred thousand dollars to pay that fine.
Five hundred thousand dollars to pay that fine. So, icarly's over.
To pay that fine. So, icarly's over. - You guys want some more
so, icarly's over. - You guys want some more dill pickles?
- Ha!
Dill pickles? - Ha! - What?!
- C'mon!
- Litter box?
[ Music ]
Hey, what time are we supposed to be at the airport by? - Our plane doesn't leave
'til two A.M.
-- but we might as well
get there early.
-- But we might as well get there early. - Yeah. I just wanna go home.
Get there early. - Yeah. I just wanna go home. I mean, this whole trip
- yeah. I just wanna go home. I mean, this whole trip has been so...
Sam...
Has been so... Sam... You can't steal the lights
off the walls.
- Show me one sign
in this hotel that says
- show me one sign in this hotel that says we can't steal things.
In this hotel that says we can't steal things. - Okay, how about that sign
right th--
- okay, how about that sign right th-- you stole the sign that says
"please do not steal
our things."
"Please do not steal our things." - Ahhhh! D'ahhhhh! Wahhhhh!
- Okay, how could you start a fire in the shower? - You tell me! Geez!
A fire in the shower? - You tell me! Geez! [ Knocking ]
- Who's that?
- I think it's someone
- who's that? - I think it's someone knocking on the door.
- Oh. Hi.
Knocking on the door. - Oh. Hi. - Yes, I'm with them now...
Hey, I'm glad I caught you guys.
- Shouldn't you be
hey, I'm glad I caught you guys. - Shouldn't you be at the fallon show?
- Yeah. It's on right now.
At the fallon show? - Yeah. It's on right now. - I know.
I think, after the show,
Jimmy wants to talk to you guys
about somethin'.
- Is this about Carly
puking in questlove's hat?
- Oh I forgot...
Puking in questlove's hat? - Oh I forgot... Questlove also wants
- oh I forgot... Questlove also wants to talk to you about his hat.
- Well, thanks
for reminding him.
Fine, whatever,
let's go see Jimmy...
What the--
stupid flammable... towel...
Come on... [ Music ] - So Jeff -- what is that?
Some type of crazy duck?
- No. No, this is a penguin.
- Penguin. Right.
Also known as
- penguin. Right. Also known as "the duck of the north."
- No, that's not true.
"The duck of the north." - No, that's not true. - But, is it true
- no, that's not true. - But, is it true that penguins eat soup?
- Yes.
That penguins eat soup? - Yes. They love cream of mushroom.
- That's a classic soup.
- Yeah, and sometimes--
- that's a classic soup. - Yeah, and sometimes-- - Jimmy! Jimmy they're here!
The kids! Get rid of Jeff!
Kids are here!
- Awesome! Later Jeff!
Take care.
- But I have more
take care. - But I have more penguin information.
- Bah bah bah bah bah!
Penguin information. - Bah bah bah bah bah! I don't have time
- bah bah bah bah bah! I don't have time for your mutant ducks,
take care buddy!
For your mutant ducks, take care buddy! - But I--
- bye!
Hey guys, look who's here again:
- Bye! Hey guys, look who's here again: Icarly!
[ Music ]
so wake up the members
[ music ] so wake up the members of my nation
it's your time to be
there's no chance
unless you take one
and it's time to see
the brighter side of
- hey guys, welcome back.
The brighter side of - hey guys, welcome back. - Thank you.
- Hey guys, welcome back. - Thank you. - Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Um... your producer said
- yeah. - Um... your producer said you wanted to talk to us
- um... your producer said you wanted to talk to us after the show.
You wanted to talk to us after the show. - Yeah, that was a big lie.
After the show. - Yeah, that was a big lie. - Oh.
- Ah.
- I see.
- Cool.
- Fibby.
- So, we're here why?
- Well, I've been thinking
- so, we're here why? - Well, I've been thinking about your little problem
- well, I've been thinking about your little problem with the ncc,
so yesterday morning,
I tweeted this out:
So yesterday morning, I tweeted this out: Hey! Icarly's in trouble
and they need money.
If you have any spare cash,
don't save it
if you have any spare cash, don't save it for your kids future -
bring it here
and give it to icarly.
Bring it here and give it to icarly. - Wow.
And give it to icarly. - Wow. - Thanks, but--
- wow. - Thanks, but-- - shut up!
You're not gonna believe this.
- Shut up! You're not gonna believe this. But ever since my tweet,
you're not gonna believe this. But ever since my tweet, kids and parents
but ever since my tweet, kids and parents have been showing up here
all day and night,
bringing whatever money
they could scrape up,
just for you guys.
They could scrape up, just for you guys. - Really?
Just for you guys. - Really? - That's great.
- Cool.
- So check it out...
This jar contains
- so check it out... This jar contains eighty-seven dollars
this jar contains eighty-seven dollars and forty-five cents.
Eighty-seven dollars and forty-five cents. [ Music ]
And forty-five cents. [ Music ] - Yay?
- Dude, that's nowhere near
- yay? - Dude, that's nowhere near enough mon--
- dude, that's nowhere near enough mon-- - shut up again!
Enough mon-- - shut up again! Cuz this isn't all the money
that people brought.
Quest, can you play
some happy ending music, please?
[ Music ]
Some happy ending music, please? [ Music ] Now open that curtain!
- Oh my god! - Whoa-ho! - This is insane!
- Dinero gigante!
- Monehhhh!
- How much is that?!
- Higgins?
- Jimmy, you're looking
at five hundred,
seventy-six thousand
and ninety-four dollars!
Seventy-six thousand and ninety-four dollars! - Oh my god!
And ninety-four dollars! - Oh my god! - Wait.
And this is all for us?!
- It's all for icarly!
- Wait wait wait wait wait...
Did anyone hear that bell ring?
- I did!
And Jimmy says
every time a bell rings,
and Jimmy says every time a bell rings, a penguin gets his soup.
Every time a bell rings, a penguin gets his soup. - Jimmy, thank you so much!
A penguin gets his soup. - Jimmy, thank you so much! - You saved icarly!
- Don't thank me --
- you saved icarly! - Don't thank me -- thank your fans.
And me.
Thank your fans. And me. Okay, icarly is saved,
and me. Okay, icarly is saved, a penguin had some soup,
okay, icarly is saved, a penguin had some soup, questlove washed the vomit
out of his hat,
and that's our show!
Out of his hat, and that's our show! Goodnight everybody!
And that's our show! Goodnight everybody! [ Music ]
- When you grow up, do you know
what's really important?
- Ehh oh, is it making sure
I always dig all the filth
out of my belly button?
- Nooo... - No, that's not it.
- It's learning to eat the proper food.
- I love to eat the proper foods.
- I want to hurt you.
- What?
- Iiiii didn't say anything.
- I think you did.
- Oh... - Freddie... - Hmm?
- Did you hear her say
that she wants to hur-- - hey!!
- Mmm...
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