- Okay.
- Oh to the kay!
- So, last week, gibby...
- ...who's a freak...
- ...said that he loves baggles.
- You remember baggles.
- Baggles is
a recurring character on icarly,
played by a large sack of yogurt.
- So when gibby said that he loved baggles,
Sam said... - ...then why
don't you marry him?
- And gibby, being the gibby that he is...
- Said, "uh, yeah, sure, whatever."
- Which means it's... - ...wedding time!
[ Applause ]
[ Crowd cheering ]
- Father Steinberg?
- Gibby, baggles, get out here!
[ Music ]
- Gibby... - Father Steinberg.
- Baggles... [ Grunting ]
- Ughhh... - I'm sorry...
He has a sinus infection.
- Let's get on with it.
Kids have short attention spans.
- All right.
Gibby, do you take
this infected sack of yogurt
to be your... whatever?
- I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
Yes, I do.
- Baggles... [ Grunting ]
- Do you take orenthal Hayes Gibson
to be your... whatever?
[ Grunting ]
- I now pronounce you, bag and wife.
[ Glass breaking ]
- Well, we hope you enjoyed
this freak show wedding.
- Join us next week for the bitter divorce.
[ Grunting ]
- Y'all come back now, ya hear?
[ Music ]
- Okay, this chicken wing
was only in your mouth
for like two seconds,
and the bone is totally clean!
How do you do it?
- Years a'practice.
It takes a lotta mouth coordination
to totally master the chicken wing bite,
scrape, and slurp.
[ Slurping ]
- Genius.
- Okay, can you guys stop
the chicken wing lesson and help me come up
with some more names?
- Flerbert.
- What?
- Ah, you said to come up with names.
So I invented "flerbert".
- Nooo.
We're making a list of people to invite
to Spencer's birthday party.
- How 'bout... "Smelvin"?
- I'd party with a smelvin.
- Real people!
And take that wedding dress off.
- No, I paid forty bucks to rent this dress
and I don't have to return it
'til tomorrow.
I'm gettin' my money's worth
outta this rag.
- C'mon, we need more people
for Spencer's party.
- Who we got so far?
- Uh... me... you... Freddie... gibby...
- And?
- Flerbert and smelvin.
- Ah! Socko!
- No, socko's on safari
in Africa with his cousin, uhhh...
- Hunter.
- What about t-Bo?
- T-Bo and Spencer are mad at each other.
- Why?
- 'Cuz Spencer made fun of him for the way
he pronounces tissue.
- How does t-Bo say tissue?
- "Tiss-you".
- That's not how you pro-nounce it?
- C'mon, Spencer's gotta have
some friends other than us.
- Friends his own age.
- Spencer's book club.
- No, he got kicked out
after he accidentally set
a whole box of books on fire.
- What book were they reading?
- Fahrenheit 451.
- It's pro-nounced:
Fur-in-height.
- Gibby!
- So Spencer has no grownup friends?
- Really?
- I guess, since he's always
taking care of me, and hanging out with us
all the time, he doesn't really have
that many friends his own age anymore.
- Well, I'm just gonna say...
Dresses are really comfortable.
Seriously.
The air-conditioning just comes
right up there.
- Hey guys.
- Hey what's up!
You were playing tennis?
- Yeah, but I lost.
- I thought you were gettin' good?
- I am.
But I made my own tennis racquet,
and when I got it out in the sun,
I guess the heat just...
- That's pretty embarassing.
- Hey... if you played tennis
then you were with a friend, right?
- Sure, why?
- Get ready to type.
Ahhh, what friend?
- Ryan.
- Hey man, can I use your bathroom?
- Sure -- it's up there to the right.
- Coo.
- What is he, in fourth grade?
- Third.
Ahhh, I gotta go fix my floppy racquet!
- Okay, we have to find Spencer
some friends his own age.
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
- So, when did Spencer start
playin' teenis?
- It's tennis!
- I say teenis.
- In five, four, three, two [ music ]
I know you see somehow the world
will change for me and be so wonderful
live life, breathe air I know somehow
we're gonna get there
and feel so wonderful it's all for real
I'm telling you just how I feel
so wake up the members of my nation
it's your time to be there's no chance
unless you take one and it's time to see
the brighter side of every situation
some things are meant to be
so give me your best
and leave the rest to me
leave it all to me leave it all to me
just leave it all to me [ music ]
- Hey, whaddaya think a'him?
- He could be a friend for Spencer.
- Perfect age.
- Alone.
- Doesn't look too stupid.
- Or too smart.
- Let's hit him up.
- Goin' in.
- What? - You got a name? - Yeah. Darnell.
- Well, hey, Darnell.
- We saw that, uh,
- well, hey, Darnell. - We saw that, uh, you're sittin' with no friends.
- Well... I work at night.
You're sittin' with no friends. - Well... I work at night. And my friends have day jobs.
So, I don't have many buds
and my friends have day jobs. So, I don't have many buds to hang with.
- Well, Darnell,
what if I told ya,
- well, Darnell, what if I told ya, we have a friend for ya...
What if I told ya, we have a friend for ya... Who's got no job?
We have a friend for ya... Who's got no job? - None.
- A cool, fun dude
- none. - A cool, fun dude who could hang out with you
- a cool, fun dude who could hang out with you whenever.
Who could hang out with you whenever. - And makes sculptures...
Whenever. - And makes sculptures... Out of garbage.
- Sometimes...
His socks...
Light up.
- Keep talkin'.
[ Phone beeps ]
- What's Carly sayin'?
- They got their first friend
- what's Carly sayin'? - They got their first friend for Spencer.
Some guy named Darnell.
For Spencer. Some guy named Darnell. - Ah.
I used to know a guy
- ah. I used to know a guy named Darnell.
- And?
Named Darnell. - And? - Y'know, not every story
- and? - Y'know, not every story has to be "interesting".
- Now let's try to find him
another one.
- Right.
Another one. - Right. A cool friend for Spencer.
- What about him?
- Psh, no way.
He's wearing his towel
- psh, no way. He's wearing his towel like a woman.
No dude should do that.
Like a woman. No dude should do that. - So, did you return
no dude should do that. - So, did you return your wedding dress?
- Nah.
Your wedding dress? - Nah. I called the guys --
- nah. I called the guys -- they lemme keep it
one more day.
They lemme keep it one more day. - Awesome.
One more day. - Awesome. He looks all right.
- Yeah --
he looks all right. - Yeah -- that's how ya wear a towel.
- C'mon...
That's how ya wear a towel. - C'mon... Uh, 'scuze us.
- Yes -- excuse us.
- Whatcha guys need?
- Take a look at this guy.
Yeah.
How would you like to be friends
yeah. How would you like to be friends with him?
- You know you would.
With him? - You know you would. - Hey --
- you know you would. - Hey -- what time you wanna start
- hey -- what time you wanna start the party?
What time you wanna start the party? - I dunno.
The party? - I dunno. I'll text Jennifer
and see what time she wants
to start it.
And see what time she wants to start it. - There's two guys.
To start it. - There's two guys. - Yeah.
I could see them hangin'
- yeah. I could see them hangin' with Spencer.
- Oh great -- cilantro.
With Spencer. - Oh great -- cilantro. - Oh, yeah,
- oh great -- cilantro. - Oh, yeah, let's not get any cilantro.
- How come?
Let's not get any cilantro. - How come? - Jennifer doesn't like it.
What?
- Why do you have to get
what? - Why do you have to get your girlfriend's approval
- why do you have to get your girlfriend's approval for everything?
Your girlfriend's approval for everything? - I don't have to get
Jennifer's approval for--
- you love cilantro, man!
You and me,
we've been eatin' cilantro
you and me, we've been eatin' cilantro together since prison!
We've been eatin' cilantro together since prison! And now your dumb girlfriend
comes in and ruins the whole--
and now your dumb girlfriend comes in and ruins the whole-- - don't you call Jennifer dumb!
Comes in and ruins the whole-- - don't you call Jennifer dumb! - Y'know what?
- Don't you call Jennifer dumb! - Y'know what? You can just get yourself
- y'know what? You can just get yourself another best friend.
- Okay!
Another best friend. - Okay! Maybe I will!
- My older brother...
Loves cilantro.
- Loooooooves it.
- Hey hey...
- What?
- That guy who just went in
- what? - That guy who just went in that stall --
- that guy who just went in that stall -- perfect grownup friend
for Spencer.
Perfect grownup friend for Spencer. - Yeah,
but Carly says
- yeah, but Carly says we already have enough.
But Carly says we already have enough. - Oh, one more won't hurt.
We already have enough. - Oh, one more won't hurt. - Ok well, what are you...
Don't go into the...
- Who are you?
- Gibby.
You want a cool friend?
- Get outta here!
- Just gimme 10 minutes
- get outta here! - Just gimme 10 minutes to tell you about this guy
- just gimme 10 minutes to tell you about this guy named Spencer.
To tell you about this guy named Spencer. - No!
Named Spencer. - No! - No!
He's an artist...
He has great hair...
He plays teenis...
I mean--
he plays teenis... I mean-- - oh c'mon...
Stupid soap...
- Oh c'mon... Stupid soap... - Here ya go, sir.
Put your hands out.
- Thank you.
'Preciate it.
- So... how was your food?
- It was excellent.
- Oh, need a towel?
- Ah. Thank you again.
- Sure thing.
- And that's for you.
- Three bucks?
For what?
- You're the men's room
for what? - You're the men's room attendant, right?
- Yyyesss.
Attendant, right? - Yyyesss. I am the men's room attendant.
That is my job.
- Well, take care.
- This is the best job ever!
[ Music ]
- Yo yo,
[ music ] - Yo yo, you guys ready to go bowling?
- Um, actually...
You guys ready to go bowling? - Um, actually... - Guess who has his own ball?
- You bought a bowling ball?
- No.
I made one.
I sculpted it!
Shhhheck it out...
- That's not round.
- So?
Look, I realize it didn't
- so? Look, I realize it didn't come out "perfect,"
look, I realize it didn't come out "perfect," but c'mon --
that's what makes it special.
But c'mon -- that's what makes it special. - It makes you special.
That's what makes it special. - It makes you special. - Anyway,
- it makes you special. - Anyway, we're not really going bowling.
- Aww, what are we doing?
We're not really going bowling. - Aww, what are we doing? - We're not doing anything.
- You are going out to dinner
- we're not doing anything. - You are going out to dinner with some friends.
- Game time.
With some friends. - Game time. - Spencer --
- game time. - Spencer -- these are your new friends.
- Uhhh...
These are your new friends. - Uhhh... Heyyyyy?
- I, uh...
I brought you some cilantro.
[ Music ]
- ...And so this reporter
[ music ] - ...And so this reporter from CNN asks the senator,
- ...and so this reporter from CNN asks the senator, and he goes,
"well, I feel
"that such information
should remain confidential."
"That such information should remain confidential." - Oh my god.
Should remain confidential." - Oh my god. - So hypocritical.
- And that's the guy pushing
- so hypocritical. - And that's the guy pushing for campaign finance reform,
- and that's the guy pushing for campaign finance reform, right?
For campaign finance reform, right? - Hey, hey,
you guys know who loves
- hey, hey, you guys know who loves to talk about politics?
You guys know who loves to talk about politics? - Tell us.
To talk about politics? - Tell us. - Old man belly button.
- Who's that?
- I'll introduce ya to him.
Whoa!
I'll tell ya about politics.
But first:
I think I'm gonna sneeze.
Ahhhtchoooo!
Now watch --
ahhhtchoooo! Now watch -- I can make him gag.
Right?
- I think he's having
right? - I think he's having a good time.
- Yeah...
A good time. - Yeah... Man, I'm starving.
Where's our waiter?
- Over there, bein' weird.
- Aw, he's not that weird.
- Uh, did you hear him take
- aw, he's not that weird. - Uh, did you hear him take our order?
"Whaaaat?
Our order? "Whaaaat? "You want a cheeseburger?
"Okaaaaay,
"you want a cheeseburger? "Okaaaaay, "I'll get you a cheeseburger...
With cheese on it."
- Yeah,
with cheese on it." - Yeah, and when I asked
- yeah, and when I asked for chili fries,
he was all, "whaaaat?
For chili fries, he was all, "whaaaat? "Chili fries?
He was all, "whaaaat? "Chili fries? "Sure, we have chili fries.
Why do..."
Hello.
- You making fun of me?
- No.
Noooo, I was not.
- I think you were.
- Was I making fun of him?
- Yes.
- Sam.
Look, we just want our food.
- Sure.
I'll getcha your food.
- Uh-ohhhhh.
- What?
- He is gonna do somethin' bad
- what? - He is gonna do somethin' bad to your foo-ood.
- No he is not.
To your foo-ood. - No he is not. Carly?
- He is not gonna do something
bad to Freddie's food.
- Mm-kay.
Bad to Freddie's food. - Mm-kay. Enjoy your chili fries.
- I will.
- After he blows his nose
on 'em.
- Dang it, Sam...
On 'em. - Dang it, Sam... [ Music ]
- Hey -- where's gibby?
- In the men's room.
- Doin' what?
- Working.
[ Music ]
- Here's a paper towel
[ music ] - Here's a paper towel for ya... and... a meatball.
- Okaaaay.
For ya... and... a meatball. - Okaaaay. Later.
- Whoa whoa whoa... ahem ahem.
- Oh, sorry.
Um... I don't have any money.
- You got a watch.
Thank you for using my toilet.
- I think it's going well.
- Mmmmm, I dunnooo.
- Spencer's not lookin'
- mmmmm, I dunnooo. - Spencer's not lookin' too happy.
- ...So before I could move
here to Seattle,
- ...so before I could move here to Seattle, I had to sell my condo.
Here to Seattle, I had to sell my condo. - Hey!
Any you guys play
- hey! Any you guys play zombie death squad?
My gamer tag is buju.
Zombie death squad? My gamer tag is buju. I made that up in the shower.
I was just washin' me,
and boom --
popped into my head --
buju! Wooooooo!!
Popped into my head -- buju! Wooooooo!! - Hey.
Buju! Wooooooo!! - Hey. - What?
- Where were you a minute ago?
- Outside. In the alley.
- With a customer's
- outside. In the alley. - With a customer's chili fries?
- Maybe.
Chili fries? - Maybe. - Who are they for?
- Table nine.
The icarly boy
- table nine. The icarly boy who made fun of me.
- Where's my coffee?
Who made fun of me. - Where's my coffee? - Just a second!
- Hey, I'm still waiting
- just a second! - Hey, I'm still waiting on my chili fries!
- All right!
On my chili fries! - All right! - Seriously,
- all right! - Seriously, if you guys enjoy live theater,
- seriously, if you guys enjoy live theater, you've got to see the seagull
at the chumley.
You've got to see the seagull at the chumley. - Oh, I love
the chumley theater.
- Hey. Hey.
The chumley theater. - Hey. Hey. You guys have seen
- hey. Hey. You guys have seen the new Eddie Murphy movie,
you guys have seen the new Eddie Murphy movie, right?
The new Eddie Murphy movie, right? Kanga-fat?!
Right? Kanga-fat?! He buys a kangaroo
kanga-fat?! He buys a kangaroo and he wears a fat suit!
I hear they considered
calling it fataroo!
Both good options.
Calling it fataroo! Both good options. - That movie is for children.
- And idiots.
- I write poetry.
- Ohhhhhhh.
- Your chili fries.
- 'Bout time.
- Really.
- Oh god, those look goooood.
Owwww! What the hey?!
- You said
owwww! What the hey?! - You said you didn't want chili fries.
- Yeah, 'cuz I thought
my nachos were gonna come out
- yeah, 'cuz I thought my nachos were gonna come out at the same time--
- you can't change your mind!
At the same time-- - you can't change your mind! - These are for us.
- You can't change your mind! - These are for us. - You guys... are so mean...
And boring!
- Well, you're childish.
- I am not!!!
- Mmmm. Good chili fries.
- Carly!!!
- What?!
- I don't like those guys!
- Just give them a chance to--
- noooo!
They're dull and un-fun
and they talk about politics
they're dull and un-fun and they talk about politics and taxes and live theater
and I hate them!
And taxes and live theater and I hate them! - But you need friends
your own age.
- I do not!
Your own age. - I do not! - Awww, c'mere....C'mere baby.
It's okay, it's okay...
- Yeah...
- Oh my god!
Oh my god, it's icarly!!!
It's icarly! Hiii! Hiiiiii!!
- Hey.
- I love you!
- How are you doing?
- Hi. I love you.
I'm your biggest fan
- hi. I love you. I'm your biggest fan in the world!
- I'm Carly's bro.
In the world! - I'm Carly's bro. - Oh my god! Oh my god!
- Nice meeting you.
- I need pics.
I need your picture now.
I need pic.
All right. All right. Smile!!!
You're my favorite! Smile!
- Okay.
- Oh god! Oh my god!
- Hey, you're on my lap!
- Oh my god! --You.
Smile!
- You're insane.
- Where's gibby?!?!
- Oh, he's in the men's room
- where's gibby?!?! - Oh, he's in the men's room workin--
- oh, he's in the men's room workin-- - oh my god gibbyyyy!
Workin-- - oh my god gibbyyyy! Gibby!
- Oh my god gibbyyyy! Gibby! Oh my god meatballs!
Ah, gibbeh...
I met gibby! I touched gibby!
Oh my god!!
[ Screaming ]
- No! No! No! No! No!
I love you, icarly!
- Ugh, these chili fries...
They taste weird...
- I... I don't feel so good.
- I think...
I think I'm gonna be sick.
- How you fellas doin' tonight?
Ah, when you're done in there,
- how you fellas doin' tonight? Ah, when you're done in there, I got meatballs for ya.
[ Vomiting ]
Yeah. Hot, juicy meatballs.
[ Vomiting ]
Oh, and here's
[ vomiting ] Oh, and here's a little soothing music,
oh, and here's a little soothing music, while ya handle your business.
A little soothing music, while ya handle your business. lovin' you
is my favorite thing to do
and if you'll be mine
till the end of all time
my heart will sing
the sweetest part
of this song
oh love
gibbeh....
Oh love gibbeh.... for he's
a jolly good Spencer
for he's
a jolly good Spencer
for he's
a jolly good Spencer
- my feet are swollen!
A jolly good Spencer - my feet are swollen! Where are my pills?!?!
- My feet are swollen! Where are my pills?!?! [ Laughs ]
- All right. Come on. Let's go.
- Okay, okay, okay... ready?
- All right.
[ Applause ]
- Yeah.
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, kid.
- And happy birthday
- thanks, kid. - And happy birthday old man belly button!
- Thank you Carly!
Old man belly button! - Thank you Carly! - Okay okay,
- thank you Carly! - Okay okay, let's eat this sucka.
- Giant spaghetti taco time!
Let's eat this sucka. - Giant spaghetti taco time! - Grande espagueti tacola!
- No! No.
It's my birthday,
- no! No. It's my birthday, and I say that before we eat,
it's my birthday, and I say that before we eat, we play Jamaican laser tag!
And I say that before we eat, we play Jamaican laser tag! - Yeah!
We play Jamaican laser tag! - Yeah! - Yeah!
- Dreads on...
- Yup.
- Laser weapons, mon!
- Let's go, mon!
- Yeah, mon!
- Look out mon!
- Ha, ya missed me!
- Pyoo pyoo mon!
- Hoppy birthday, mon!
- I'll blast ya mutha!
- Ya be shootin' like a woman!
- Ya lasered me nose!
- Hey, thanks for comin' out. Man, we got
man, we got a sweet looking crowd.
A sweet looking crowd. How you guys doing? Boo!
Yeah. All right.
So what's up with pigeons?
Why are they always eating junk
why are they always eating junk off the ground?
Off the ground? Hey, pigeons!
Have you heard of restaurants?
Huh?
- [ Laughs ]
- Thanks.
You've been a great crowd.
- That's fantastic.
- Mmm...
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