1 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,970 - ANNOUNCER: Attention. 2 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,930 All students attending the Girls' Choice Dance 3 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,015 must submit their medical records 4 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,684 to Nurse Bogart. 5 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,269 Thank you. 6 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:22,523 - Hey, Nate. - Oh, hi. 7 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:27,152 - So, you know, the Girl's Choice Dance. 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,445 - Right. 9 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,322 - You... 10 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:34,368 wanna go with me, possibly? 11 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:37,955 - Ah... - Did I just spit in your eye? 12 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,290 - It's cool. - No, it's not cool. 13 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:44,043 I spit in your eye. - No worries. 14 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,922 But anyway, sorry, Rebecca Berkowitz 15 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,549 already asked me to the dance. 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,425 - Oh. 17 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:54,221 I hear she's a lotta fun. - Yeah. 18 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:55,472 - Yeah. 19 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,683 Well, enjoy her. 20 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,103 - Did you ask him? - CARLY: Yes. 21 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,605 - And? - No. 22 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,565 - Why'd he say no? 23 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,900 - Well, he claims it's 'cause 24 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,359 he already has a date, but it might be 25 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,278 'cause I hocked a loogie right in his eye. 26 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,823 - You... why would you even-- - I don't know. 27 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,075 It just flew off my lip. 28 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,785 - Well, who ya gonna ask now? - No one. 29 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,204 There's no other guys in this school I wanna go out with. 30 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,414 - Hey. - CARLY: Hey. 31 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,832 - And speakin' of guys Carly doesn't wanna 32 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,124 go out with... 33 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,252 Ladies and gentlemen, Fredamame Benson. 34 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,130 - Girls who are rude to me don't get a bag of bacon. 35 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,549 - Whoa, Freddie, I never realized 36 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,301 what a hot, handsome hunk a boy you really are. 37 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,303 - Better. So what's up? 38 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:39,182 - Carly spit in Nate's eye, so he doesn't wanna go to the dance with her. - Huh? 39 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:42,269 - He turned me down 'cause he already has a date. 40 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,812 - So you didn't spit in his eye? 41 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,190 - No, I did, my DNA's all over his cornea. 42 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,317 And why are we all focused on me? 43 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,569 Sam doesn't have a date yet either. 44 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,072 - Yeah, 'cause Girl's Choice Dances are stupid. 45 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:56,199 If a guy wants a date with momma, he should ask me. 46 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,827 And pay for it. 47 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:02,121 Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life. 48 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,749 - Wow. 49 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,334 - Well, there's no guys at this school that don't make me sick. 50 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,795 This is good bacon. 51 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,547 Any desperate girls ask you yet? 52 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,716 - FREDDIE: Actually, two, Jamie and Ariana. 53 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,259 - So which one are you goin' with? 54 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,261 - I haven't given either one an answer yet. 55 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,263 In case someone else wants to ask me? 56 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,223 - Nooo. - Yeeaaah. 57 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:24,394 - Hi, Freddie. - Hmmm. Hi, Malika. 58 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,271 You guys know Malika. 59 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,439 - Uh-huh. - Hi, Malika. 60 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,025 - Who wants to see a magic trick? 61 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,151 - Later. - Bye, Malika. 62 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,697 - Um, I should really get to-- - A blank piece of paper! 63 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,200 I wad. 64 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,828 - Look, I really-- 65 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:44,331 - I toss. - Whoa. 66 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:47,626 That's pretty good. - Feel inside your pocket. 67 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,089 Un-wad. 68 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,803 - "Will you go to the dance with me?" 69 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,054 - Will ya? 70 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,264 - Um, a couple other girls already asked me, 71 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,641 and I'm not sure yet-- 72 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,352 - Well, think about choosing me if you wanna have 73 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,354 a magical night. 74 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,316 - FREDDIE: Gibby? 75 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,736 How did you... - I--I have no idea. 76 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,698 Whose banana is this? 77 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,452 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two... 78 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,499 - CARLY: ♪ I know, you see ♪ 79 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,668 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 80 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,047 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 81 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,675 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 82 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,094 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 83 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,181 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 84 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,227 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 85 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,604 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 86 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,525 ♪ So wake up, the members of my nation ♪ 87 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,276 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 88 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,113 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 89 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:01,033 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side...♪ 90 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:04,243 ♪...of every situation ♪ 91 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,288 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give it your best...♪ 92 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,457 ♪...and leave the rest to me ♪ 93 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,919 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 94 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:17,841 ♪ Leave it all to me, just leave it all to me ♪ 95 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:31,730 - ♪ 96 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,191 - I'm home! - SPENCER: Hey! 97 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,777 Come check out the new sculpture I'm workin' on. 98 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:41,031 - CARLY: Cool. What is it? - I don't know yet! 99 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:43,491 It's either gonna be a bunny or an abstract representation 100 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,827 of the over-mechanization of modern society. 101 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:50,415 - I like bunnies. - Then I'll need some cotton balls. 102 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,417 So how was school? - Okay. 103 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,044 Except Nate Garner turned me down 104 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,629 for the Girl's Choice Dance. 105 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,756 - Yeah, I heard you spit in his eye. 106 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,382 - How did you know that? 107 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,509 - I follow iCarly. 108 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,970 - Sam tweeted it? - Uh-huh. 109 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,846 - Aww! I can't believe she told the entire world 110 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,266 that I spit... - [phone ringing] 111 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,725 - Just a sec. 112 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,560 - ELECTRIC VOICE: Squat thrusts. - Squat thrusts. 113 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:15,523 - ♪ 114 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:19,527 - What are you doing? - Squattin' and thrustin'. 115 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,571 I got a new application for my Pear Phone. 116 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,573 See, doctors say you should get at least thirty minutes 117 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:26,367 of aerobic exercise every day. 118 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,036 And done. Oh. 119 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,956 - You're done? - For now. 120 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,540 - But you just said thirty minutes. 121 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,793 - That's what's so cool about this application. 122 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,629 It beeps 180 times a day and every time it does, 123 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,965 I do 10 seconds of vigorous exercise 124 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,009 so that by the end of the day, I'll have done 125 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,012 a full thirty-minute workout. Uh-huh. 126 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,055 - Can't you just join a gym? 127 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,725 - I can't go to a gym a hundred and eighty times a day. 128 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,728 Stupid. - [knock on door] 129 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,814 - It's me. Don't shoot. - SPENCER: Hey, Sam. 130 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,108 - You're in trouble. - Who has urine trouble? 131 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,819 - CARLY: No, you tweeted about me spitting in Nate's eye. 132 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,570 - SAM: It was a totally tweet-worthy event. 133 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,905 - CARLY: Maybe, but I'd appreciate it 134 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,741 if you didn't tweet about my personal spit. 135 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,952 - Aw, you're just crotchety 'cause you don't have a date 136 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,369 for Girl's Choice. 137 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,622 - Which gives me the right to be crotchety. 138 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:16,126 - Well, buck up, 'cause I got a way to find an awesome guy for you to ask. - Oh, really? 139 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,627 - We do a contest on iCarly. 140 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,005 We say you're looking for a cute guy in the Seattle area 141 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,008 to ask to the dance. Interested boys, please apply. 142 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,010 - No, that'd make me sound desperate. 143 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,427 - Aren't ya? - Yes. 144 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,972 But I don't wanna sound it. 145 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,389 - Come on, you know, how many guys will wanna take you to the dance-- 146 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,101 - I'm not using iCarly to beg for boys. 147 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,603 I'd rather be alone and crotchety. 148 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:39,649 - Crotchety, it's funny 'cause it sounds wrong. 149 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:47,824 - FREDDIE: 150 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,204 - SAM: 151 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,998 - FREDDIE: 152 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,336 - SAM: With special guest star: 153 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,255 - Me! 154 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,887 - Pardon me, father. - GIBBY: Aah. 155 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,347 Can't you see I'm knitting myself 156 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,766 a pair of trousers? 157 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,143 - FREDDIE: But we're ever so hungry. 158 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,145 - You haven't fed us a bite of food 159 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,980 since last tyoosday. 160 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,815 - I think it was myun-day. 161 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,817 - Oh, oh. 162 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,612 - You want food? 163 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,364 Very well. 164 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,160 Hyah! 165 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,585 - FREDDIE: Father, these are push pins. 166 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,381 - They're colorful and pointy. 167 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,507 You ungrateful nuggets! 168 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:51,972 Now floss my toes. 169 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,808 - No! - Augh! 170 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:58,437 - Ha, ha, ha, ha! - Father. 171 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,440 - Floss them! - I think I might vomit. 172 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,571 - Okay, that's all for this iCarly. 173 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,907 - Actually, no it's not. - What are you-- 174 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,409 - I wanna do somethin' real quick. 175 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,119 Before we end this show, Carly is gonna sit 176 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,495 in this chair. 177 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,583 - For the record, I have no idea what she's doing. 178 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,628 - Just sit tight. 179 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,839 - Freddie? - I don't know. 180 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,548 - And now...duct tape. 181 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,010 - What what, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't-- 182 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,679 - SAM: Oh, just relaaaax. 183 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,266 Listen up, iCarly fans. 184 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,600 If you're a guy who's not a loser 185 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,436 and you live here in the Seattle area, 186 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,396 and you'd like to go to a dance with Carly... 187 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:46,276 - [screaming] 188 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:50,238 - Just send us an e-mail right here at iCarly.com 189 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,700 - Mmmnnn! Mnnnn! - Come on! 190 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,203 Who wouldn't wanna go out with this? 191 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,207 - CARLY: Sam, come here! 192 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,582 You're gonna get it! - Oh, am I? 193 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,378 - CARLY: Yes. I can't believe you did that. 194 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,795 - I was trying to help you. 195 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,215 - I told you I didn't wanna use iCarly to beg for boys! 196 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,675 You went too far this time! 197 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,303 Stop running from me. - Why am I running from you? 198 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,430 Okay, you caught me. Now what? 199 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,309 - There! 200 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,810 - Feel better? - No! 201 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,479 I can't believe you embarrassed me like that 202 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,688 in front of the whole Web. 203 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,732 - Well if you didn't want me to do it, 204 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:28,943 why didn't you say something? - You duct-taped my mouth shut. 205 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,196 - Come on, you might meet a really cool, cute guy. 206 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,907 - Or a psychopath with a chainsaw. 207 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,326 - I have grocery items. 208 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,578 - You need a hand with the bags? - Nah, I got 'em. 209 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,498 And I hope you guys are hungry 'cause I bought-- 210 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,999 - [phone rings] - Ah, take 'em, take 'em, 211 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,585 - CARLY: Wait, no, I'm not really ready-- oh, no. 212 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:47,754 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: V-steps. 213 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,172 - V-steps! 214 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,300 - ♪ 215 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,469 - You're droppin' stuff. 216 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,097 - Oh, whew, ooohhh. 217 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:01,393 And done. Whew! 218 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,727 I was feeling pretty whipped there 219 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,688 at the seven second mark, but I powered through. 220 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,607 I'll put the groceries away. 221 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,068 - I'm gonna go throw fat cakes at joggers. 222 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,613 - Noooo, you're not. - They're low-fat fat cakes. 223 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,366 - If I'm gonna go to the dance with some iCarly contest winner, 224 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,327 then you're asking Gibby to go. 225 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,371 Come on, Gibby's so sweet. 226 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,664 - Well, then maybe some other insane chick already asked him. 227 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,750 - No, he told Freddie he's not going and I feel bad. 228 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,626 - So then why don't you ask him? 229 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,670 - I was thinking about it till you went and committed me 230 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,256 to going with some random iCarly fan-dude. 231 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,050 - But I really don't wanna go. - C'mon, just please ask Gibby. 232 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,219 Please? 233 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,055 - All right. - [phone ringing] 234 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,639 - SPENCER: Awww! Already? 235 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,891 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: Windmills. 236 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,726 - Windmills. - Aww! 237 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,793 I'm so bummed. 238 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,711 - What's wrong? 239 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,172 Besides this. 240 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,009 - I'm not in the mood, Puckett. 241 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,511 I waited too long. 242 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,638 Jamie and Ariana both already asked other guys 243 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,807 to the dance, so I had to say yes to Magic Malika. 244 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:29,814 Uh, don't you have something to do? 245 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,774 You promised Carly you'd ask him. 246 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,569 Hurry along. 247 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,031 - Gibby! - Hmm. 248 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,740 - I wanna talk to you. 249 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,368 - What's up? 250 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:45,413 - How would you like to go to the Girl's Choice Dance with me? 251 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,081 - Nah, I'm good. 252 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,922 - What do you mean, you're good? 253 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,424 Who asked you to the dance? 254 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,134 - Nobody. 255 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,888 - Nobody? - Aahhhh! 256 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,849 - Nobody asked you and you just turned me down?! 257 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,394 - Please don't break my thumbs again. 258 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,687 - What are you doing? 259 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,771 - I was tryin' to do this boy a favor and he-- 260 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,191 - GIBBY: Nooo. - Aw, see what you did? 261 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,776 He got away. - What happened? 262 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,028 - I asked him to the stupid dance 263 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,198 and he said: "Nah, I'm good." 264 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,075 - Did somebody else already ask him? - No. 265 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,080 - Not laughing. I'm not laughing. 266 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,999 - Whatever. I'm goin' home. 267 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,376 - Oh, no you're not. 268 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,086 You're coming with us to the Groovy Smoothie 269 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,046 to interview all the guys who entered your little 270 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,715 Take-Carly-To-The-Dance contest. 271 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,217 - Oh, can't you and Carly and Spencer just handle it? 272 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,177 - It was your idea. - So? You don't need my help. 273 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,137 How many guys do you think are gonna show up? 274 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,436 - Seven hundred and fifty two guys? 275 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,247 - Hey! So ya see one ya like? - I don't know! 276 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,583 It's like one big giant sea of boy. 277 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,169 - Okay, I got a plan. - What? 278 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,671 - Speed-dating. - Speed-dating? 279 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,839 - FREDDIE: Yeah, we set up one long line that leads to you, 280 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,092 and then, each guy gets 15 seconds to impress you. 281 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,303 - How can I get to know someone in 15 seconds? 282 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,221 - Come on, six of my mom's best relationships 283 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,847 started in fifteen seconds. 284 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,644 - SPENCER: Uh, even at fifteen seconds apiece, 285 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,313 it's still gonna take Carly hours to meet this many guys. 286 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,273 - Okay, so we set up four tables. 287 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,483 Me, you, Carly, and Fredlumps. 288 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,234 The three of us pass the decent ones 289 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,027 on to Carly, and we eliminate the freaks. 290 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,197 We ready? - I guess. 291 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,407 - [whistle] 292 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,824 - Begin! 293 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,538 - Hi, I'm Rick. 294 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,500 - Hey, I'm Carly, and listen, I'm really sorry about this. 295 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,710 I had no idea Sam was gonna even have this contest 296 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,171 and then I thought, you know, maybe 10 or 15 guys 297 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,255 would show up here. 298 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,881 I had no idea there'd be this many, 299 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,384 and I know it's not fair to only give you 15 seconds, 300 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,012 but just do your best and we'll see how it goes. 301 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,305 - Okay, well-- - [beeper] 302 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,016 - Whoops sorry, time's up. Next! 303 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,977 - Hi, I'm Clark. - Nice to meet you, Clark. 304 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,313 So you'd like to take Carly to the dance? 305 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,231 - Um, I'd rather just make out with her. 306 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,941 - Next! 307 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,195 - I'm Kevin. - Freddie. 308 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,530 So tell me about you, Kevin. 309 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,948 - Well, I collect fishing lures. 310 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,703 My bedtime is 9:30 and girls usually don't like me 311 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,080 because I have an odd odor. 312 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,208 - You know, I think you might be perfect for Carly. 313 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,169 Next. 314 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,338 - And believe me, I never wanted to ask Gibby out, 315 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,715 but Carly guilted me into it. 316 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,217 So I ask the kid and he turns me down. 317 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,802 Gibby turns me down. 318 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,137 Like I'm not good enough for that shirtless potato! 319 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,598 - [beeper] - Sorry, you bored me. Leave. 320 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,561 - Just buy a bell pepper. - No! 321 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,521 - Four fifty. - T-bo! 322 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,899 - You're a male model? 323 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,861 - Well, I was, but I quit modeling 324 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,154 'cause now I'm a lead singer in this really cool band, and we-- 325 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,322 - Carly would hate you. 326 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,074 - But no-- - Get out of here! 327 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,910 - Wow, so you're an artist? 'Cause I'm-- 328 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,955 - [phone ringing] - I have to exercise now. 329 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,166 - ELECTRONIC VOICE: Hip swivel. - Hip swivel! 330 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:26,217 - ♪ 331 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,469 - You taught your grandmother how to ice skate? 332 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,847 - Yeah, don't laugh. - Well, I'm laughing. 333 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,849 'Cause I'm trying to imagine my grandfather, like wearing 334 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,559 ice skates-- - BOY: You should have seen her. 335 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,185 I swear she was goin' faster than I was. 336 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,395 - How can an old lady go-- 337 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,897 - I even taught her how to skate 338 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,398 backwards, which was totally-- 339 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,400 - AUSTIN: I think my 15 seconds are up. 340 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,904 - Oh. Whoops. No they're not. 341 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,363 Keep talkin'. 342 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,337 - Hey. 343 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,590 - Whoa. - Does this look cute? 344 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,175 - Yeah, maybe a little too cute. 345 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,138 - What do you mean? - Come here. We need to talk. 346 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,389 - What about? 347 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:18,227 - Well, okay, you're going to a dance tonight, 348 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,272 you know, with a new guy. - Mm-hmm. 349 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,442 - So I just think it's time you and I had a little talk about-- 350 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,152 - I'm not having this conversation. 351 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,320 - Thank you so much! 352 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,865 - [knock on door] - Oh, Austin's here. 353 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,246 Hey, Austin. - AUSTIN: Hey. 354 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,414 - Whoa, you look great. 355 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,958 - I was just gonna say that to you. 356 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,168 - Okay, we're all super-attractive here. 357 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,336 So how about a couple of pics? 358 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,796 - Okay. - No problem. 359 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,928 - One, two, three... Awesome. 360 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:55,556 - Hey, is that a GX-250? - Yep, 16 megapixels. 361 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,851 - My dad sent it to him from Japan while he was there-- 362 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,393 - My brother's got a Dykon super-shot. 363 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,521 - Niiice. - I think Freddie has a Dykon-- 364 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,022 - Hey, we should get to the dance. 365 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,775 - Oh. Well, okay. 366 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,401 - You guys have fun. - We will. 367 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,611 And don't worry, I'll be back-- 368 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,947 - I'll have her back by midnight. 369 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,658 - Don't forget your purse. Get out of here. 370 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,660 - Bye. - Bye. 371 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,996 - You crazy kids. 372 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,919 - [phone ringing] - ELECTRONIC VOICE: Sit-ups. 373 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,546 - Aw! 374 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,013 And done. 375 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,860 [knock on door] - GIBBY: Who is it? 376 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,779 - It's me. Open the door, Gibby. 377 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,369 - Hey, Sam. Nice dress. 378 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,996 - Thanks. 379 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,248 What up with your hair? - Oh. 380 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,543 I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. 381 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,672 - I know. 382 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,465 - So whatcha doin' here? 383 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:15,469 - Well, I decided you are taking me to the dance. 384 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,596 Come on, let's go. 385 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,557 - But I told you I don't wanna go. 386 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,812 - Listen, I know I can be a little intimidating, 387 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,398 but you don't have to be scared of me, all right? 388 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,816 - But-- - SAM: Come on. 389 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,818 You don't wanna sit home by yourself and be a loser. 390 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,071 Don't you wanna go out? Have a little fun? 391 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,281 - Look, I really appreciate you comin' over here and-- 392 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,491 - How long are you gonna keep me waiting? 393 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,870 Who's she? 394 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,414 Who's you? 395 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,084 - It's cool. She's just a friend. 396 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,671 Give me two seconds. - Okay. 397 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,594 - Who was that? - Tasha. 398 00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,598 - SAM: And you're on a date with her? 399 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,058 - Yeah. 400 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,812 - Well, what's wrong with her? 401 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,355 - Nothin'. 402 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,274 Nothing at all. 403 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,904 - So why didn't you take Tasha to the dance? 404 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,656 - 'Cause it's girl's choice and she doesn't go 405 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,032 to our school. 406 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,119 - TASHA: Gibby, come on. 407 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,329 Your mom just brought us strawberries and whipped cream. 408 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,538 - Later. 409 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,099 - Mmm, good fries. 410 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,143 - I know. Crinkle cut are the best. 411 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,394 One time Spencer took me-- - Anybody into soccer? 412 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,857 - Soccer? 413 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,358 - Yeah, this Olympic soccer player 414 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,485 from Nigeria just moved in across the street from my house. 415 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,403 Pretty awesome. 416 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,409 - Yeah. - Freddie, drink your smoothie. 417 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,452 - Okay. 418 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,331 - That's weird. 419 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:14,130 - The power of magic! - It singed my hair. 420 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,174 - Yeah, I mean, that was a pretty cool trick, 421 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,176 but don't you think-- - One time my parents took me 422 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,761 and my brother camping, and we saw bears. 423 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,517 - Did you? 424 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,269 - Hey, wasn't my phone on the table a minute ago? 425 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,897 - Yeah, you set it down right after-- 426 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,108 - Four bears. Big old paws. Grrrr! 427 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,197 - I know I put it right here-- 428 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,992 - Would that be your phone, up there? 429 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,455 - Please put it down. 430 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,456 - As you wish. 431 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,003 - Well, that hurt. 432 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,091 - Oh, my God, it's already past my curfew. 433 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,299 - All right, no worries. 434 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,177 I'll call my mom and have her pick us up. 435 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,511 - CARLY: Freddie. - Yeah? 436 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,512 - She's gone. 437 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,105 - Best trick of the night. 438 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,899 - She really is an amazing magician. 439 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,734 Like, back at the dance-- 440 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,112 - One time I was watching this reality show with celebrities. 441 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,988 They had to do stuff under water. 442 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,578 - So, as I was saying, I wonder-- 443 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,997 - You guys ever been to Fresno? - Shut up! 444 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,498 - What? I was just-- 445 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,834 - Shut up, shut up, shut up! - AUSTIN: What's your deal? 446 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,671 - My deal is you haven't let me finish one sentence all night and I can't take it anymore! 447 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,716 It's like you won't even let me-- - What are you trying to say? - Get out of here! 448 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,349 - And then there were two. 449 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,559 - Yep. 450 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:51,811 Just us. 451 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,395 Thank God. 452 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,110 - Not a very fun dance, was it? - Nope. 453 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,656 - ♪ My heart is calmer right now ♪ 454 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,576 ♪ It opened up a whole new world ♪ 455 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,995 - What? 456 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,370 - Don't you think we both deserve 457 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,248 one nice dance tonight, with a person 458 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,749 we don't wanna kill? 459 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,752 - Absolutely. 460 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,755 - FREDDIE: Hey, T-bo. 461 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,548 Turn up the music? 462 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:36,105 - ♪ But then when I touch you and I disappear ♪ 463 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:42,195 ♪ Safe in your arms, you take me ♪ 464 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:50,286 ♪ And if you feel my love, just let it show ♪ 465 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:57,710 ♪ And if you want my heart, just let me know ♪ 466 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:01,797 ♪ Ooooh ♪ 467 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,764 ♪ 'Cause you are meant for me ♪ 468 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,103 - Carly told me to tell you guys you gotta go to iCarly.com 469 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,437 In fact if you promise me 470 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,439 you're gonna go check out iCarly.com, 471 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,275 I will magically turn Gibby 472 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:22,776 into a five year old 473 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,195 and make him say "I love cheese". 474 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,571 Abracadabra 475 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,073 'till you're a five year old. 476 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,866 Augh! 477 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,245 Say it. 478 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,287 - I love cheese. 479 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,123 - [ding] - MAN: Mmm! 480 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,918 - [bubbling]