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- East Coast!
- West Coast!
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- East Coast!
- West Coast!
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- East Coast!
- West Coast!
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- East Coast!
- West Coast!
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East Coast!
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How does if feel to be the
centerfold for losers?
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Not this year.
Sharks all the way.
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ALL: Yeah.
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Just because you skanks
go all the way...
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What?
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...doesn't mean
your team will.
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Boys.
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One, two, three, four.
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(CHEERING) "J" to the "E"
to the "T" to the "S"
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Jets kick ass from east to west
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All you do is shake your butts
Cheer 101 for stupid sluts
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We're the West Coast Sharks
And we got bite
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We got what it takes
to win this fight
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Jets, you stiff,
you dull, you old
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Your moves and motions
leave us cold
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Carson, captain of their team
A loser even in her dreams
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You said it all,
except one hitch
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She's a stuck-up, nasty,
stupid little witch
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You girls think
that you're ahead
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Our mascot's moves
will knock you dead!
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(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)
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(CHEERlNG STOPS)
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(SCREAMlNG)
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I am so psyched!
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No, really. This time
it wasn't a nightmare.
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AEYSHA: Busted.
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(GlRLS EXCLAlMlNG)
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Damn! We're gonna
have some fun.
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Fun? We're not here to have fun, Ruben.
We're here to win.
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Do you think East Coast is here to have fun?
Hell, no! So, no fun.
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Okay. I won't use
the "F" word anymore.
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Look, this year we're taking the title
and going on the world tour.
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Hell to the yeah!
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Let's bust some
East Coast attitude!
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Reality check. The Jets have
beat us three years in a row.
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What's your problem, doom cookie?
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No problem. Let the
disemboweling begin!
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Dibs on their entrails!
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REPORTER: Cheer TV is live at the
Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando.
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And I'm here with Pepper Driscoll
and Vance Voorhees,
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owners of the two
rival cheer camps.
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Pepper, can you tell
us a little bit about
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the All Star Cheer
Camp Championships?
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I'd love to. Well, this
year is extra special,
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because the winning squad will
represent our great nation
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on a Cheer Exhibition World Tour.
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That's right.
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And my teams will come in at least
first and second place again.
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Pepper's camp has
both champion squads
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that epitomize the clash
in American cheer styles.
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In fact, last year,
one of her squads,
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the East Coast Jets,
with their traditional
cheer moves
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narrowly defeated
the West Coast Sharks,
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another one of Pepper's
squads shown here
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with their new wave
dance styling
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inspired by music video choreography.
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In the cheer world,
the controversy is brewing over
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what exactly defines cheerleading,
precision or flavor.
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Speaking of controversy, Vance,
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is the bad blood between
your Camp Victory
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and Pepper's Camp Spirit Thunder
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related to your divorce?
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Of course not.
We're both professionals,
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and we handle
our craft seriously.
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Which is why I can
say that, this year,
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a Camp Victory team
will vanquish all comers.
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(SCOFFS) By vanquish
he means third again.
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No, this year Camp Victory
has a secret weapon.
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Bulltwinkle, you do not.
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We do, and I guess you're gonna
have to wait and see.
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Well, we'll all see in this Saturday's
World Cheer Exhibition
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right here on Cheer TV.
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All right, after
everybody unpacks,
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we need to practice
our home routine.
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We just got here.
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Yeah, and if we want
to leave here winners,
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it's going to take practice,
practice and more practice.
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And after that...
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Oh, my God. Carson.
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I'm, like, so glad
you came back this year.
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Hey, Brooke,
of course we came back.
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After losing to us three years in a row,
it's, like, so brave.
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Yo! Can we burn this
Least Coast trash?
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You know what?
They're not even worth it, Aeysha.
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Give it up, Brooke.
We're not gonna play like that.
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Oh, you mean like champions?
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Yeah. Not really your thing, huh?
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Practice in 10 minutes!
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Ta-ta.
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(CHEERlNG) We're from the West Coast
The mighty, mighty West Coast
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We ain't got no fear
We're the best, it's our year!
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W-E-S-T,
West Coast can't be beat!
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I think it's time for a little
guerilla warfare.
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Brooke, where are we
gonna find gorillas?
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Just follow my lead.
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All right, you guys,
spread out. Give it flavor.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, four, five and six,
seven and eight.
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One, two, and four, five and six,
seven and eight.
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One and two...
Ignore them!
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- Six, seven, eight.
- BROOKE: Hey, girls.
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Oh, hell, no.
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RUBEN: Oh, shit.
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She's gonna go throw down.
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Yo, Paris Hilton.
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If you and this little
purse dog of yours
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ever pull that skanky
East Coast mess again,
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I will slice you like
government cheese!
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Aeysha, give it a rest.
Give it a rest.
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I swear to you I will...
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I didn't know the government
made cheese.
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She better watch her back.
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What?
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You go, girl.
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You know what? I need to rework
that transition, anyway,
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so free time until
opening ceremonies.
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(GlRLS SCREAMlNG)
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(EXCLAlMS)
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Whoa.
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Hey, are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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You kind of got skid marks.
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Good. Now the police can
track down the stroller.
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Hey, why do I feel like
I've met you before?
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I don't know.
Maybe in a prior life.
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Well, I was thinking this one,
but now that sounds whack.
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So, where are you from?
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California. A place
called Eden Hills. You?
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Nowhere and everywhere.
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You know, I'm an army brat.
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I guess I'm just a regular brat.
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I've never been out of the country.
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We just moved back from London.
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Really?
We're going there soon.
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Oh, you're gonna love England.
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You know me so well.
Oh, no doubt.
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Because, you know,
in our prior life,
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when we were guards
at Buckingham Palace,
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you were that hottie wearing
that bearskin hat.
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Of course, all the guards were
trying to hook up with you.
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Oh, right, let me guess.
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You defended my honor.
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No, I was trying
to get at you, too.
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Hey, you ever done
the Double-Dragon?
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What?
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(YELLING)
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Right. I got to go.
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Hey, hold up, skids.
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What if I want o see you again?
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(CLICKS)
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Number?
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916-555-0198.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(PHONE CLICKS)
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Cool. Now, I got
your number, skids.
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It's Carson.
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It's Penn.
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If you need help
wiping that off...
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Just so you know,
I'm not mad anymore.
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I MySpaced it all
out of my system.
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Now, hurry up,
or we're gonna be late
for the opening ceremony.
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Why him? Why now?
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Why who?
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Aeysha,
I met this guy.
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What? I wasn't even sure you
remember what guys were.
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His name is Penn and he's so...
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Carson, breathe.
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He's awesome and smart,
but in a good way.
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And he's hot, caliente hot.
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Aeysha, I want to lick his abs.
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But you didn't, right?
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No!
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I need to stay focused,
that means no cute boys.
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Right now, beating the Jets
is my top priority.
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And you're doing the right thing.
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I know.
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So, can I have him?
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Ooh, Penn looks hot.
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Just don't.
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What do you mean?
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I like your hair
that way, Chelsea.
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Oh, it's this new gel.
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My hair always looks better when
there's something sticky in it.
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All right.
Who is she?
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What?
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The girl who's making you stupid.
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All right.
Check it out. I met her today
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when I was running.
Her name's...
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Carson!
Carson!
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- Right.
- Wrong.
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She's a Shark.
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She's the frigging
captain of the Sharks.
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And what did she say?
What did she want?
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Did she ask about our routines?
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Yeah, right.
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Cheering was the last
thing we talked about.
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Penn, she's like
your sworn emeny.
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I swear it.
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Trust me.
She's not my enemy.
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Penn, you need to know.
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Carson's a two-faced, back-biting,
man-eating Shark!
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Yeah. And guys hate biters.
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Why are you guys busting on me?
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Because you don't get it.
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Yeah. I think I do.
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Don't flatter yourself, Penn.
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This is about our team,
about winning.
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So now what, Captain?
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Are you gonna forbid me
from seeing Carson?
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I would never do that.
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Good, 'cause it
wouldn't work.
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(EXCLAlMS)
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He can't date a Shark!
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Duh, Chelsea.
Watch and learn.
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(CHEERlNG)
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Hi, everybody.
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Welcome to Camp
Spirit Thunder.
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(WHOOPS)
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This year,
we're so proud to welcome
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a new member to our family, okay.
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I heard she's
really tough.
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Give a big Spirit welcome to our
new choreographer, Chicago.
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Come on up here, girl.
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(WHlSTLES)
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All right, all eyes on me.
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Now, I want you all to remember
this gorgeous face,
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'cause it will
haunt you in your sleep.
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Now, I believe in hard work.
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Winning knows no pain.
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So, when I say jump,
I wanna hear, "How high?"
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Now jump.
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ALL: How high?
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That's what I'm
talking about.
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Don't hate the
player, baby.
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Okay, seriously, Cheerzilla is
a little scary.
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What? I love her.
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She's the kind of black woman gay men emulate.
She's amazing.
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Welcome your cheer-tastic 2008
Spirit Thunder instructors!
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Come on, guys.
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That was
really great.
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♪ (CONGA PLAYlNG) ♪
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(ALL CHEERlNG)
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Yeah! Aren't they terrific?
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Aren't they wonderful?
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Yeah!
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All right.
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And now, as you know, we have
a very special tradition here
255
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,284
at Camp Spirit Thunder.
256
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,846
This spirit stick was given to me
257
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,553
by the father of
cheerleading himself,
258
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,356
Herkie Herkimer.
259
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:53,422
It embodies the heart and
the soul of cheerleading,
260
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,901
and it brings the luck
of the cheer spirits.
261
00:13:56,970 --> 00:14:00,406
So, each team will
be able to experience
262
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,874
its powerful aura
for one night.
263
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,238
That's right.
264
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:13,309
And last year's winners of the Championships
will have the honors first,
265
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,183
the East Coast Jets.
266
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,660
- Go get it.
- What?
267
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,593
- Come on. You do it. Go.
- What?
268
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,153
Just a warning.
269
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:30,067
Lose the stick and you will face
the wrath of the cheer gods.
270
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:34,402
I once knew a cheerleader who misplaced
the stick for just one day
271
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,203
and she broke her leg
doing a simple toe touch.
272
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,538
Wait for it.
273
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:38,873
So guard it with
your lives, people.
274
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,139
Wait for it.
275
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,546
You will find good fortune while
it's in your possession, Jets.
276
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,241
(ALL CHEERlNG)
277
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,149
(GASPS)
278
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,814
Cheer smackdown.
279
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,453
Words, shorty.
Use your words.
280
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,618
Him.
281
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,486
Abs Penn.
282
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,455
Go Jets.
283
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,522
Oh, girl.
You know a cheer Crip
284
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,568
can't be hitting it
with a cheer Blood.
285
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:08,497
All right. Everybody have a fun and
safe week here at Camp Spirit Thunder!
286
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,678
You're a Jet?
287
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,806
Yeah, that's a trip, huh?
288
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,871
Why didn't you tell me?
289
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,418
What, that I was
a male cheerleader?
290
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,784
Sure. That's a real
panty-dropper!
291
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,053
Look, I didn't mean any...
292
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,751
Did Brooke tell you to play me?
293
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,588
Sucks to be you, huh?
294
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,126
Carson, I didn't know
you were a cheerleader.
295
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,754
Like...
And what's the big deal?
296
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,355
I'm a Jet. So what?
297
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,525
So what?
298
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,661
I cannot have an
inter-cheeracial relationship!
299
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,205
(CELL PHONES RlNGlNG)
300
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,331
Hello?
301
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,500
VANCE: Greetings, Camp Spirit Thunder.
302
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,770
Just a friendly video postcard
from Camp Victory.
303
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,472
Looking very forward to seeing you
in the Championships.
304
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,412
We've got a secret
weapon this year.
305
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,746
Say, Pepper, how many
of your kids can throw
306
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,981
a roundoff, back handspring
double-fold twist?
307
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,283
Oh, none?
308
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,412
(LAUGHS)
309
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,458
Meet the new and improved Flamingos.
310
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,391
See you at the...
311
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,894
The Flamingos?
312
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,590
They can barely stand on one leg.
313
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,928
Everybody, it is all right.
314
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:13,302
Vance Voorhees is just trying to
psyche us out. Okay?
315
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,501
And it didn't work last year,
and it's not gonna work this year.
316
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,339
We always win.
317
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,275
Nothing's gonna stop us this week.
318
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,406
Except the Sharks.
319
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,746
Your little trick's
not gonna work, Brooke.
320
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,786
Making sure I knew
Penn was a Jet
321
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,753
makes it that much
easier to resist him.
322
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:29,911
(EXCLAIMS)
323
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,285
I'm no player, but I thought l
had a little game.
324
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,294
Sorry, Penn, but I've only got
one thing on my mind,
325
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,728
and that is crushing your squad.
326
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,464
Not even in your dreams, Carson.
327
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,327
We're done here.
Let's go.
328
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,941
Hey, can you go on
spiritaccessories.com
329
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,075
and see if they have the
key chains that light up?
330
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:03,246
If pink is the new black,
what's the new pink?
331
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,655
Aeysha, I'm trying
to work here.
332
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,960
I have to find a killer stunt that'll
knock East Coast on their spanks.
333
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,224
Sorry.
334
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,157
It doesn't matter.
335
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,792
I can't concentrate anyway.
336
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:24,676
Hey, you need to get serious, 'cause
I don't care how cute he is,
337
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,837
we are here to win, right?
338
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,608
True that, sister, yo.
339
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,949
Girl, go to sleep.
Tomorrow is gonna be fun.
340
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,056
Five, six, seven, eight.
341
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,624
Come on.
My granny can jump higher
than that from her grave.
342
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,102
...seven, eight, one.
343
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,072
Okay, Sarah, you're up.
344
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,971
Let's have a little
spirit this time.
345
00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:00,737
(CHEERlNG) 1st and 10,
do it again. Go, go
346
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,509
All right, Ruben, you're up.
347
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:07,986
P-E-A-C-E. Peace to the Middle East.
Go, planet!
348
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,521
He can't do that, can he?
349
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,990
I mean, if he cheers for peace,
then the terrorists win! Duh!
350
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,262
Showmanship.
351
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,330
That's what sells the performance.
352
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:32,105
So, I want everyone
to give me big facials.
353
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,078
Because you have to remember
354
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:38,641
that points will be deducted
for bad facials, okay?
355
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,612
All right. All right,
you guys, now.
356
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,090
Any of those dance moves
can be used in a cheer routine.
357
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,150
Since when is dance a part
of cheerleading, anyway?
358
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,891
Since the world first started recognizing
that cheerleading was real.
359
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,557
I mean, think about it, you guys.
360
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,191
If you've got some dope cheerleading,
361
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,667
you're throwing some hot dance moves
362
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,067
and you got some crazy tumbling.
363
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,366
What do you have?
364
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,599
You got a triple threat, right?
365
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,005
Triple threat right here.
366
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,338
Yo, I got this.
367
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,105
Okay. Okay.
Bring it, boo.
368
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,515
Ain't like they can
hang when a sister
369
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,254
gets to cracking and
popping her collarbone.
370
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,795
You smell me?
371
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,692
What the hell are you doing?
372
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,832
I'm keeping it real, sister.
373
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,370
Keeping it real for who?
374
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,928
You need to just be you, okay, boo?
Just be you.
375
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,001
(CHEERING)
I love it when we win
376
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,912
The only thing that's better
Is when it's twice as long
377
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,109
And I get a double-header
378
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,350
Your cart.
379
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,357
First off, we're gonna start
with happy, happy, happy.
380
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,658
We're so happy to be here. Good.
381
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,822
All right, now, surprise.
382
00:19:58,898 --> 00:19:59,956
(GASPS)
383
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,560
- What just happened?
- I don't know, but it was wonderful.
384
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:07,766
Uh-oh! Here comes the big wink
for you in the back, judge.
385
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,274
Big wink.
There we go.
386
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:17,014
Come on, girl. Sunshine, I have
seen better facials at a funeral,
387
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,745
and I'm talking about the corpses.
388
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,480
Oh, we like that, do we?
389
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,816
Well, let's just make that smile...
390
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,913
(SNARLS)
391
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,958
Oh, gosh.
Okay, all right.
392
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,516
Well, the workshop is over.
393
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,699
Do just one facial.
Come on.
394
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,342
If you hate cheerleading so much,
why do you do it?
395
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,003
For Satan.
396
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,015
That's a shiny nugget
I did not need to know.
397
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,974
BOY: It's just like yoga, you know.
398
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,541
GlRL: It is.
399
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,849
Satan is my car.
400
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:03,589
My parents promised me payments and
insurance if I join the squad.
401
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:07,360
Well, my parents promised me a car
if I stop cheerleading.
402
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:11,096
And if I nail a girl,
I get my own apartment.
403
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,660
See, that was
almost a facial.
404
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,969
Yeah, in Transylvania.
405
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,269
Step off, Brooke.
406
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,310
Who are you?
Her fairy Goth-mother?
407
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:22,007
Brooke, get over yourself,
and stop sweating my team.
408
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,311
Why would anyone
listen to you?
409
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,182
You suck as a gymnast
and a captain, too.
410
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,721
Cheer-off. Sharks!
411
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,847
Yeah.
412
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,914
Five, six, seven, eight.
413
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,392
(CHEERlNG)
It don't matter what we do
414
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,759
Music, baby, is our cue
415
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,094
Hands and shoulders, face so tight
416
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,259
All our moves
will rock this fight
417
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,304
Our moves are tight,
we lift with ease
418
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:48,238
The things we do
will make you wheeze
419
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,038
So watch us strike our muscle pose
420
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,635
While you all prance
and dosey-doe
421
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,806
That was cute, your pose was dull
422
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,316
But all of you have belly rolls
423
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,579
Once again we groove with flare
424
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,780
The moves we do,
you wouldn't dare
425
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,085
So listen quick while
your face gets cracked
426
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,921
One, two, three, you're wack
427
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,018
Your rhymes are fun,
but we're still good
428
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,256
We still can stunt,
you're from the hood
429
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,663
Hood rats, good rats,
what are you called?
430
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,224
The moves you do
won't win at all
431
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,395
So listen quick, oops
432
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,531
You said that rhyme
One, two, three, our time
433
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,371
Motions, motions,
hear them roar
434
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,140
No one's knocking at your door
435
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,374
With no rhythm and with no sass
436
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,508
All of you can kiss our ass
437
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,779
Dance, 10, looks, 3
438
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,344
The moves you do make us all pee
439
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,118
We laugh, we cry, we all say hi
440
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,854
'Cause when you dance,
it's bye, bye, bye
441
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,361
Bye, bye
442
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,418
Bye.
443
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,555
Bye. Have fun.
444
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,539
Bye.
445
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,337
Yo, that was shady, Brooke.
446
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,609
Please, you totally popped a chubber.
447
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:04,707
Hey, Brooke.
448
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,773
What?
449
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,911
(CHEERlNG) You've got no clue,
you're in the dark
450
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,386
Wake up call,
it's the year of the...
451
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:10,513
(SCREAMS)
452
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,708
Come on, babycakes.
453
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:34,679
If we all just imagine this world's
a fabulous place, it'll happen.
454
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:41,178
I see children frolicking under a rainbow
eating hormone-free treats.
455
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,450
A unicorn.
456
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:51,819
I see mutant turtles gnawing
on festering human flesh.
457
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,221
(EXCLAlMS)
458
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,598
They ate the unicorn.
459
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,229
You need Jesus.
Or Prozac.
460
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,309
Thanks for trying to
cheer me up, Ruben,
461
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,845
but I'm more mad at
myself than Brooke.
462
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,175
I let her get to me.
463
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,978
That's why we lost the cheer-off.
464
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,076
Yeah, that bites.
465
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,245
You gonna finish that steak?
466
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,652
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
467
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,334
Spirit to you.
468
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:38,134
Hey, I heard you had kind of
a rough day, huh?
469
00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:40,645
But your luck's about to change.
470
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,510
Okay. All right.
471
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,608
Oh, West Coast Sharks,
may the luck of Herkie
472
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,654
smile on you as it has for me.
473
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,445
(CHEERlNG) Go Sharks
474
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,581
Go Sharks
475
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,659
Go Sharks
476
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:57,019
Go Sharks
477
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,224
Go Sharks
478
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,322
Go Sharks
479
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,591
Go Sharks
480
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,261
Go Sharks
481
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,169
Okay, guys, we got to give
props to the spirits,
482
00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:14,073
but isn't this a little extreme?
483
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:16,706
You know how nasty some cheerleaders
can be when they're alive.
484
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,977
Do you really want to risk the
dead ones hating on you?
485
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,145
Then let's do this right.
Look, off.
486
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:29,818
Fire, water, earth,
air, spirit stick.
487
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,759
You know what this
really needs to pop?
488
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,999
The blood of a virgin.
489
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,372
Okay. Why are you
guys looking at me?
490
00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:46,343
Come on, Carson,
just a little pin prick.
491
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:49,973
If she can take a little prick,
she wouldn't be a virgin.
492
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,645
RUBEN: You coming?
493
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:54,845
Hell to the yeah.
494
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,047
Where?
495
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,919
You wouldn't be into it.
496
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,049
Cheer poker with the Prairie Dogs.
497
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,821
What's the buy-in?
498
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,691
Sarah, this is cheer poker.
499
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,197
Sounds like easy pickings. Wait.
500
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,290
Who's gonna guard
the spirit stick?
501
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,897
You know what?
You guys go.
502
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,440
I'm captain, I'll do stick duty.
503
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:16,736
Thanks.
Thanks, boo.
504
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,174
SARAH:
What room is the poker game?
505
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,235
RUBEN:
Dumpy Dogs have a suite.
506
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,407
Why can't I delete you?
507
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:07,917
(HISSES)
508
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,359
Down here.
509
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:10,653
Penn, what are you doing?
510
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,129
Well, you don't answer
my calls and texts,
511
00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:15,463
so I had to do it old school
and show up in person.
512
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,367
Don't make me serenade you.
513
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:19,131
Penn, you're a Jet.
We can't...
514
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,935
I know. I know. Look,
let's just do the rides.
515
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:24,670
No cheer talk.
I promise.
516
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:25,972
The Double-Dragon?
517
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:28,275
Now you're talking.
I'll meet you.
518
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,445
Cradle.
519
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,477
(SCREAMING)
520
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,031
That was sick!
521
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:57,936
You had fun, didn't you?
522
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,944
Hey! I know how to play, bro.
523
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,070
Mmm-hmm.
524
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:04,310
What? I take cheering seriously.
525
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,180
You know, my team's counting on me.
526
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,149
I'm not gonna let them down.
527
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,747
Word on the street?
It's just summer camp.
528
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,621
Yeah, maybe for you.
529
00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,524
We worked our butts
off just to get here.
530
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:17,454
So did we.
531
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,055
And we had to
raise a lot of money.
532
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,896
You know, wet T-shirt car washes.
533
00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,563
Trust me. I know.
534
00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:29,096
Anyways, winning
a competition like this,
535
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:32,144
it could really up my chance of
getting a scholarship to college.
536
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,475
I even had to get a team scholarship
just to get here.
537
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,344
Yeah, so did l.
538
00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,906
You know, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
539
00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:40,281
In my case, it is.
540
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:41,546
What do you mean?
541
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,447
Look, don't get all
serious on me, skids.
542
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,014
Come on.
543
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:53,324
(CHEERING) You fumbled on the flop
We'll trick you on the turn
544
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:56,232
Now here comes the river
and the P-Dog burn!
545
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:59,703
You Dogs think you can fool us Sharks
at poker faces.
546
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:04,040
You are so bluffing,
Prairie Dog. I call.
547
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,442
Trip cowboys.
I beat that.
548
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:09,538
How about my three bullets
shoot down your cowboys?
549
00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:11,139
P-Dogs rule!
550
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,947
Oh, yeah? How about a Texas
titty twister on the house?
551
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:16,852
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, no, what the...
552
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,083
Go, go. Oh, no, we got them.
553
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,523
We got his shorts.
554
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:24,421
Look, shark.
555
00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:25,589
(GUN FIRES)
556
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,762
A world tour is no big deal to me.
557
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,825
I've been overseas
my whole life.
558
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:34,270
Well, if you win again, you can
get a cheer scholarship, too.
559
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,898
To West Point?
560
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,844
Okay, wait, why would
you go there?
561
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,969
You're a musician and a dancer.
562
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,202
(SlGHS)
563
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:45,808
Yeah, well, my father
is a son of immigrants,
564
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,978
and they came from nothing.
565
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:49,645
And after he made a career out
of the military,
566
00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,155
he had everything.
567
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,817
So, all his sons
went to West Point.
568
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:57,021
There's five of us, and,
well, I'm the last one.
569
00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:01,097
So, my parents, well,
my father expects it.
570
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:02,794
Well, can't you talk to him?
571
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,860
I mean, won't he let you cheer
somewhere else?
572
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:09,238
Wait. He doesn't know?
573
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,700
My dad would spew a colon.
574
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:15,404
I kind of told him I joined
the Tae Kwon Do team.
575
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:20,008
Can I tell you a secret,
but just between us?
576
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,211
Sure.
577
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:29,353
(SIGHS)
578
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,329
What?
579
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:36,962
Even though my family has money,
I took a team scholarship
580
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:41,405
because I didn't want him to find
out about Cheer Camp.
581
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:45,404
Wow. Well, does your team know?
582
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,504
Weak, huh?
583
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,953
So, where does your
dad think you are now?
584
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,045
Extreme Warrior Martial Arts Camp.
585
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,123
He watched me pack my nunchuks.
586
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,954
(EXCLAIMING)
587
00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:14,402
(BOTH SHOUT)
588
00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:17,071
Whoa, you Sharks do stick together.
589
00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:18,302
(BOTH LAUGH)
590
00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,814
Yeah, get it, get it.
591
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,651
Move it.
Come on, honey.
592
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,195
Oh, go get Carson.
593
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,134
Honey, that girl can wear a thong.
594
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:46,865
Yeah, my girl needs
to learn to hang.
595
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,667
But we need to take
this show to my crib.
596
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:50,368
She's guarding the stick there.
597
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,933
Come on, you all, let's go.
Let's go.
598
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,385
Yo, Carson dipped out.
599
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:06,552
And took the stick.
600
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:08,254
Where?
601
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:10,594
Maybe my girl learned to hang.
602
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:12,631
Come on,
let's go find her.
603
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,831
You know, I should really get going.
604
00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,600
I just told you my darkest secret.
605
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:23,574
Yeah, I know, but...
606
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:28,170
Look, when was the last time
you just danced for fun?
607
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:31,239
Without being thrown in the air
every few seconds?
608
00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:34,377
A bar mitzvah three years ago.
609
00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:01,842
So, Jet boy thinks he can handle
West Coast moves?
610
00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:04,508
I think Shark girl's
asking the wrong question.
611
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,574
♪ ("BE GOOD TO ME" PLAYING) ♪
612
00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:11,620
(EXCLAIMS)
613
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:42,920
No, Carson wouldn't bring it here.
614
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,285
Too many haters.
615
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,256
Where else can we look?
616
00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:50,394
I think I have an idea.
617
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:52,497
Carson!
618
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,478
Oh, no.
619
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,544
What?
620
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:19,523
I'm about to have a secret, too.
621
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:20,922
Carson!
622
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,291
What are you guys doing here?
623
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,887
Us? You need to check yourself.
624
00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:27,522
We were just hanging out.
625
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,999
Carson, give us back
the spirit stick.
626
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:32,867
You junk up its karma around here
with all these civilians.
627
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,200
Ruben, it's in our room.
628
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,467
SARAH: No, it's not.
629
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,635
Why do you think we're out here
looking for you?
630
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:42,311
Somebody jacked it,
and now we know for sure who.
631
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:43,678
ALL: Jets!
632
00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:48,009
(CHEERlNG) Jets kick ass
from east to west
633
00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:50,385
And speaking of coincidence...
634
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,321
You lost the spirit stick.
635
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,552
Ooh! You Sharks are tuna.
636
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:55,820
Just give it back.
637
00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:58,954
Carson, this isn't a Jets prank.
638
00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:00,498
I wouldn't scam you like this.
639
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:02,500
Come on, Carson,
it's just a big coincidence
640
00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,433
how he got you out of your room
641
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,993
and then the spirit
stick was stolen.
642
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:09,632
Seems wrong he didn't tell you
he was a Jet when he met you.
643
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,642
That's right.
This has cheer bitch's
644
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,610
skanky paw prints all over it!
645
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,237
Don't let them play
us again, Carson.
646
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,838
It's our year, remember?
647
00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,473
This is so whack.
Look, Carson.
648
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,541
I'll help you look for
the stupid stick, all right?
649
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:21,950
What?
Stupid stick?
650
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,284
Yeah. I'll help you look, too.
651
00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:26,714
Look, don't get all
crazy about this, okay?
652
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,259
No, it's not okay.
653
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,557
How can I trust someone
who lies to his own team?
654
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:31,653
Carson.
655
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,924
You know, he didn't need you guys
656
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,693
to raise travel money for the trip.
657
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,894
He was too scared to tell
his dad about Cheer Camp.
658
00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:40,029
She's a liar, right, Penn?
659
00:35:43,075 --> 00:35:45,168
No, Brooke. I should
have just believed you
660
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:48,645
when you said Sharks and
Jets were sworn enemies.
661
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,477
Now I know why.
662
00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:53,050
You showed your true
colors, didn't you?
663
00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:55,552
And you showed you're just a Jet.
664
00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:00,020
Have fun being cursed, losers.
665
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,389
Hey, we sold candy
bars for you, dude.
666
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,561
I'll pay you back the money, okay?
667
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,095
But those Butterfingers were heavy.
668
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,136
GlRL: Hey, Pepper.
669
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,906
Heard the Sharks totally
lost the spirit stick.
670
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:22,035
What?
671
00:36:26,118 --> 00:36:27,142
Yeah, they're over there.
672
00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:28,311
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
673
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:29,649
See you.
674
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:38,018
(GlGGLES)
675
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,289
Uh-oh.
676
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:47,537
So it's true.
You lost my spirit stick.
677
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,335
Pepper, I'm sorry.
Look, I got distracted...
678
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:52,241
Well, it was up to you to guard
it with your lives.
679
00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:53,642
We'll find it, Pepper.
680
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:54,974
Oh, you better.
681
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:57,607
Yeah, so, on the real,
what happens if we don't?
682
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:58,775
Oh, who knows?
683
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,318
You remember that cheerleader
I was telling you about?
684
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,013
Well, after she broke her leg,
685
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:06,113
her entire team got some kind
of nasty stomach virus,
686
00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:09,558
and they all vomited on the
competition floor, all right?
687
00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:11,926
And, needless to say,
everyone was happy
688
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:14,227
to see them go
home the next day,
689
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:16,426
including the judges.
690
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,062
Okay, stop!
We are not cursed.
691
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,801
Not even the spirit stick gods
692
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,502
can take this victory
away from us.
693
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,408
We are going to win,
damn it.
694
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,310
Pyramid, seven, eight.
695
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,212
One, two, three and
four, five, six...
696
00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,511
Hey.
697
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:33,846
(GROANlNG)
698
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,887
You guys, get up!
699
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,520
This is one
fast-acting curse.
700
00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:42,517
Hey!
701
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,881
(GASPlNG)
702
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,233
Damn curse.
703
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,405
(GROANING)
704
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,405
(SIGHS)
705
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,176
- Are those the Sharks?
- Yeah.
706
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,456
Don't let them touch you.
707
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,985
Let the curse be with you!
708
00:38:58,203 --> 00:39:00,364
This is all the money I've got
on me right now.
709
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:03,498
So I can give you the rest
as soon as I can, all right?
710
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,805
That's not what I care about.
711
00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:11,513
So, what's your deal, Penn?
712
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,175
Do you want to be here or not?
713
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:15,913
At this minute, not so much.
714
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,147
I'm serious.
715
00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:19,122
We want to win.
716
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:22,024
Now you know what kind of snakes
those Sharks really are.
717
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:25,096
Yeah. They're like snarks.
718
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:27,162
The enemy.
719
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,392
Yeah, I get it, Chelsea.
720
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:31,959
BROOKE: Do you?
721
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:36,269
Look, I get it. You're not into me.
Nothing's gonna happen.
722
00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:37,433
(CLEARS THROAT)
723
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,204
But it will happen for this team.
724
00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:42,269
And the only way it's gonna work
is if we do this together.
725
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:43,507
CHELSEA: Yeah.
726
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:46,517
So, you're like
with us or what?
727
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:50,043
(CHEERING) "J" to the "E"
to the "T" to the "S"
728
00:39:50,122 --> 00:39:53,182
Jets kick ass from east to west!
729
00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:54,850
You know they stole the stick.
730
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:58,362
It don't matter who took it, we got
to bust a cap in this curse.
731
00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:59,829
Even Ruben thinks so now.
732
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,924
AEYSHA: You know what? I think it's
time for Sarah to do her thing.
733
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:06,732
A cheer sacrifice?
Has it really come to that?
734
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:10,172
Well, if it'll get us a win,
we'll do it at midnight.
735
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:24,917
O mighty fallen cheer angels,
736
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,686
we summon thee from darkness.
737
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,727
We're sorry about
your spirit stick,
738
00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:33,561
but shouldn't you be cursing the
skanky succubae that stole it?
739
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:34,929
Not us.
740
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:38,231
While you process our request,
741
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:41,101
will you please accept our sacrifices?
742
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:43,198
Go, spirits!
743
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,738
It wouldn't hurt.
744
00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:04,694
Girl! Your lucky strapless?
745
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:07,197
If you love something, set it free.
746
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,862
(EERIE MOANS)
747
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,497
Oh, my God.
The cheer spirits are here.
748
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,541
They don't sound cheerful.
749
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,534
Maybe it was just the wind.
750
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:21,636
(CRASHING)
751
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:28,116
That's for trying to
get us cursed, freaks!
752
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,585
Yeah, except that you don't deserve.
753
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,521
Like we need to steal
the spirit stick to win.
754
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:35,992
You couldn't even beat me
in a cheer-off, loser.
755
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,120
All right, that's it.
You want a real battle?
756
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,187
Sharks and Jets, right now.
757
00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,130
Fair fight. No contact.
758
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,428
ALL: Cheer rumble!
759
00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:44,628
Let's go.
760
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,170
Yeah, let's go, you guys.
Let's do this.
761
00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:48,433
Come on, you guys,
go around the corner.
762
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,668
Come on, guys, let's go.
763
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:51,834
Hey, snarks.
764
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:52,934
Bring it.
765
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,199
ALL: Jets!
766
00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:30,509
Sharks!
767
00:42:36,488 --> 00:42:37,580
Jets!
768
00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,319
Sharks!
769
00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:57,802
Pyramid! Higher!
770
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:19,227
(ALL SCREAMING)
771
00:43:22,534 --> 00:43:25,833
What happened tonight
is an all-time,
772
00:43:25,904 --> 00:43:30,068
an all-time low for
Camp Spirit Thunder!
773
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:34,077
You've just ruined this camp's
chances against Vance.
774
00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:35,635
And, even worse,
775
00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:37,511
you lost my spirit stick.
776
00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:39,550
Brooke, give Pepper
back her spirit stick.
777
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:41,381
Hey, loser,
if I had the stick,
778
00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:42,977
why would my team
have gotten hurt?
779
00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:44,681
CARSON: Because your team
started the rumble.
780
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,485
You don't even deserve...
781
00:43:47,559 --> 00:43:49,459
Enough!
782
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:54,487
You kids have let down yourselves,
your camp and your country.
783
00:43:54,566 --> 00:43:55,863
Take a look around.
784
00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:59,097
Neither of you have enough
team members to compete now.
785
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,468
So in the morning,
when you get up,
786
00:44:01,573 --> 00:44:04,770
there'll be buses here waiting
to take you all home.
787
00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:06,174
Good night!
788
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:18,453
Tomorrow, we need to whip those
little Prairie Dogs into shape.
789
00:44:18,523 --> 00:44:21,720
Then girlfriend, you'd better pray
for a miracle.
790
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,255
Let's just go home and pretend
791
00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,356
this whole sorry
trip never happened.
792
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:08,298
What a nightmare.
793
00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:20,582
Where's the spirit stick?
794
00:45:20,652 --> 00:45:23,212
Brooke, I know you have it.
795
00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:25,950
You're still the rock star of stupid.
796
00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:28,219
Why would I keep the stick
and stay cursed?
797
00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:30,284
RUBEN:
Can we all just get over it?
798
00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,522
Even Paris and Nicole settled their...
799
00:45:32,597 --> 00:45:34,224
ALL: Shut up, Ruben!
800
00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:37,097
(EERIE GROWL)
801
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:38,826
CARSON: Pepper?
802
00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:45,800
Run! Flip! Jump high! You dissed
the spirits, and die, die, die!
803
00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:47,435
Pepper, let go!
804
00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:50,037
(PEPPER LAUGHlNG EVILLY)
805
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:53,217
(CARSON SCREAMING)
806
00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:58,354
What the hell?
807
00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:00,050
Brooke didn't steal
the spirit stick.
808
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,218
She would've given it back by now
to get rid of the curse.
809
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:05,091
Whatever! She is still
a sick individual.
810
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:09,122
Now, just go to sleep. I don't need
any more drama tonight, okay?
811
00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:16,433
But that means Penn had nothing
to do with it, either.
812
00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:48,298
You guys, we can't leave like this.
813
00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:49,965
It's like we're giving up.
814
00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:52,100
I promised you guys a win,
815
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,805
and we're going to get one.
816
00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:01,115
Pretty.
817
00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:09,956
Brooke, I don't think you stole
the spirit stick anymore.
818
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,724
Like I give a flying
tuck what you think.
819
00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:14,128
Well, I do think you want to win
820
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,757
Camp Championships as much as I do.
821
00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:17,131
So what?
822
00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,669
Well, if there was any chance
to stay and compete,
823
00:47:18,736 --> 00:47:20,169
you'd consider it, right?
824
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:21,728
Even if it meant coming together.
825
00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:23,471
Ew! That's like
cheer-cest!
826
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:26,169
Chelsea, I meant combining our teams.
827
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:27,969
Look, it's about not quitting.
828
00:47:28,046 --> 00:47:30,173
Pepper wants her camp to win,
I think she'll help us.
829
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,510
Brilliant plan, Carson.
830
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,778
Look, I think the Jets are already
on the spirits' hit list.
831
00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:36,184
Because of you.
832
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:40,122
Okay, well, if we leave now,
we'll all stay cursed.
833
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,783
Come on, Brooke.
834
00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:48,398
Boo that, freak!
We're out of here.
835
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,132
Penn?
836
00:47:58,810 --> 00:48:01,472
Look, I'm sorry for...
837
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:03,878
Well, it's kind of a long list.
838
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:07,207
Later, Carson.
839
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,785
You can call me skids!
840
00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:18,385
What?
841
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:21,159
You wanted me to say yes to
Hilary Duff light?
842
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,631
Strap on a pair, Penn.
843
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:24,065
Can I borrow yours?
844
00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:26,729
Don't even try to out-bitch me.
845
00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:29,238
Yeah. Brooke's like
the Olym-bitch champion.
846
00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:30,467
No doubt.
847
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,099
I just never pegged
you for a quitter.
848
00:48:32,176 --> 00:48:33,700
I'm not quitting, Penn.
849
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:36,212
I'm embracing my future.
850
00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:38,078
Which is freaking bright!
851
00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:40,049
Everyone says so.
852
00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,416
They say a lot of other stuff
about her, too, you know.
853
00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:44,114
Shut up, Chelsea!
854
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:02,834
Okay, we're in.
855
00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:04,067
Yes.
856
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,010
I'm captain, of course.
857
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:08,545
(SLAPS)
858
00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:11,181
You two perform together?
859
00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:13,615
In what? A cheer death match?
860
00:49:13,685 --> 00:49:15,050
No. We would be...
861
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,019
Co-captains.
862
00:49:17,689 --> 00:49:20,783
Pepper, even with
only half our squads,
863
00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:23,122
we've still got the best
cheerleaders in camp.
864
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:27,153
Hey, P-Dog! It is only a jump if
your feet come off the ground.
865
00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:28,528
- Okay, hon?
- Whatever.
866
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:31,295
Pep, I'm trying to tell you,
these Prairie Dogs are so bad,
867
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,098
they can't even roll over.
868
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,196
Don't give up on them yet.
869
00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:40,569
Come on, you all. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.
870
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,808
Two, two, three, four...
871
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:49,753
(CHEERING) We are the Flamingos!
We are the Flamingos!
872
00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:51,914
Look. Please give us a second chance.
873
00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,390
Sorry, don't believe in those,
angel pants. So you all just...
874
00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,154
We are the Flamingos!
875
00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:59,993
We are the Flamingos!
We are the Flamingos!
876
00:50:00,064 --> 00:50:01,122
CARSON: Damn.
877
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,394
No Flamingo could throw
down like that last year.
878
00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:06,494
Get out of my camp, Voorhees!
879
00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:08,436
Hey, we're just passing through, ma'am.
880
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,838
Don't get your scort in a twist.
881
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:16,511
Wouldn't it be fun to, like, rip him
a new one in Championships?
882
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,475
All right, you guys.
We called you out here to tell you
883
00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,382
that Pepper got us approved
with the council.
884
00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,387
And now all we need is a new name.
885
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:26,548
I was thinking the East-West Spirit?
886
00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:28,922
Ain't that an Amtrak train?
887
00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:32,952
Why can't we have a cool name,
like TomKat or Bennifer?
888
00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:34,692
How about the Jarks?
889
00:50:34,766 --> 00:50:36,631
How about
890
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,066
the Sharts?
891
00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:39,125
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
892
00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:42,300
How about the Shets?
893
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,934
I mean, I don't see you guys coming up
with something better.
894
00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:48,103
All right.
We're the Shets.
895
00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:50,477
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
This ain't gonna work.
896
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,175
Remember what happened
to Tupac and Biggie?
897
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,911
We'll make it work.
898
00:50:53,985 --> 00:50:55,452
We're combining the best parts
of both routines,
899
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,544
so get up!
Get up. Up, guys.
900
00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:59,215
Come on, you guys,
positions. Get up!
901
00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:10,024
Penn and Chelsea,
get in the back.
902
00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:11,192
(CHELSEA LAUGHlNG)
903
00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:13,829
I so don't do the back row.
Tell her, Brooke.
904
00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:17,306
Why doesn't Goth-a-sauraus
step to the back?
905
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,275
Because Goth...
906
00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:21,334
Sarah can dance
her little ass off.
907
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,573
Now let's try this.
Come on.
908
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:24,737
(SNARLS)
909
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,674
Chels, please.
910
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,556
Five, six, seven, eight.
911
00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:36,787
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.
912
00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:38,556
Ready? Try it.
913
00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:40,688
Five, six, seven, eight.
914
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:44,758
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Two more.
915
00:51:44,836 --> 00:51:48,772
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Last one.
916
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,833
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.
917
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,110
I got this.
918
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,949
All right, everybody, that was great.
We got the fever.
919
00:52:10,027 --> 00:52:12,291
Yeah, bite me.
920
00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:13,990
You're doing great, honey.
921
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:20,894
Hey, Penn.
922
00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:21,996
I...
923
00:52:22,073 --> 00:52:23,973
I'll be back
before next practice.
924
00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:25,770
You know, I was hoping
that we could talk.
925
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,606
And by talk I mean,
926
00:52:27,678 --> 00:52:30,704
you know, I thought that maybe
we could have a do-over.
927
00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:34,547
Do-over? Carson,
I think we're done.
928
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:38,680
Look, Penn, I'm sorry I accused you
of stealing the spirit stick,
929
00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:40,986
and, of course, embarrassing you
930
00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:43,253
and telling everyone
your darkest secret.
931
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,090
That was bad, but...
932
00:52:47,098 --> 00:52:49,191
This could be going better.
933
00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:54,132
Look, Carson, I'm gonna work
my ass off to help our team win.
934
00:52:54,205 --> 00:52:55,729
But you and me,
935
00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,433
I think we should
stick to our own coasts.
936
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,100
All right?
937
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,143
Seven, eight.
938
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:09,778
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
939
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:13,881
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
940
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:18,885
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
941
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:22,922
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
942
00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:39,642
Tight work.
943
00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:42,810
♪ (TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
944
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:00,802
Hey!
945
00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:10,146
Pepper's lost her mind.
946
00:54:10,214 --> 00:54:12,546
I think she put out
an AMBER Alert, too.
947
00:54:12,617 --> 00:54:14,278
Man, I'd love to
know who took it.
948
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:17,116
I smell P-Dog.
949
00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:18,382
No.
950
00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:19,923
I bet it was the Flamingos.
951
00:54:19,991 --> 00:54:22,983
Look, either way, let's just hope
the curse is done.
952
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:24,618
We need all the help we can get.
953
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:25,957
You know what?
You're right.
954
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:27,895
Let's practice our
routine one more time.
955
00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:31,363
What? You guys! Ow!
956
00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:53,152
Get it, boy.
You better work it.
957
00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:20,950
Bet I can cheer you up.
958
00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:24,250
Don't be a wad, Penn.
959
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:27,382
Go find Carson.
960
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:30,385
Excuse me?
961
00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:31,485
Yeah, I know.
962
00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:33,393
Never thought l'd
say those words.
963
00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:37,560
But, hey, if you're into a bony ass
and cankles, then what the hell.
964
00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:40,297
Knot up! Go get her, fool.
965
00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:42,532
Yeah, but after she ratted me out
966
00:55:42,606 --> 00:55:44,699
I can't make myself
trust her, you know.
967
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,003
Why not?
968
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:48,673
Damn.
969
00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,373
I must be insane.
970
00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,741
Doesn't mean I have to be.
971
00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:57,553
Do what you want, Penn.
972
00:55:57,621 --> 00:55:59,987
But don't be a pendejo.
973
00:56:03,227 --> 00:56:05,559
Brooke, thanks.
974
00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:06,891
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
975
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,128
Whatever.
976
00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:15,796
By the way,
977
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,135
your loss.
978
00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:18,937
I'm double-jointed.
979
00:56:22,813 --> 00:56:24,747
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
980
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:28,114
five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
981
00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,743
five, six, seven, eight.
982
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,117
One, and two, and three, and four...
Hey!
983
00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:33,418
Ever heard of this new
thing called counting?
984
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,254
Everybody stretch! Now!
985
00:56:35,326 --> 00:56:37,294
Ever heard of team work?
Shut up, Carson.
986
00:56:37,361 --> 00:56:38,589
Yo, watch it, cuz.
987
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:39,856
Yo, stop fronting, cuz.
988
00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,591
I heard you with Chicago.
989
00:56:41,665 --> 00:56:43,223
You're not just an Oreo,
Aeysha.
990
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:44,426
You're double-stuffed.
991
00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:45,594
You're wrong, Brooke!
992
00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:49,002
My girl, she been pulling drive-bys
since she was a shorty.
993
00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:50,438
Yo, she was drinking
40's off the nipple.
994
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:51,600
Carson?
995
00:56:51,675 --> 00:56:53,666
So, don't be getting up
on her Kool-Aid, biatch,
996
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,473
'cause I have seen
what she's done
997
00:56:55,546 --> 00:56:58,379
to fugly swamp donkeys
like you, fo shizzle.
998
00:56:59,283 --> 00:57:01,615
Carson, it's over.
999
00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:02,709
Are you sure?
1000
00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:05,551
I cannot watch you
"fo shizzle" ever again.
1001
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:08,283
Good.
1002
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:18,735
Look, you all. All this,
"Girl, please" and cursing,
1003
00:57:18,803 --> 00:57:20,327
it ain't me.
1004
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:22,304
I mean, it isn't me.
1005
00:57:22,373 --> 00:57:24,841
I just did it to get your respect.
1006
00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:26,877
See, the real Aeysha
got teased every day
1007
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,912
in Junior High for being an Oreo.
1008
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:32,608
You know, black on the outside,
white on the inside.
1009
00:57:32,683 --> 00:57:35,208
And I've been hood
ratting it up ever since.
1010
00:57:35,286 --> 00:57:36,617
(EXCLAIMS)
1011
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,251
You're whiter than me.
1012
00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:41,519
Maybe so, but, that's who I am.
1013
00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:43,992
Just a black girl who enunciates.
1014
00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:48,489
Do you have something to say?
1015
00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:52,229
Hey, if you want respect that badly,
1016
00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:54,362
just be a bitch, like me.
1017
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,070
Same respect,
half the effort.
1018
00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:00,434
Guess the bitch is out of the bag.
1019
00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:02,001
Truth out!
1020
00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,516
I'm a virgin.
1021
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,144
Technically.
1022
00:58:12,223 --> 00:58:14,623
I just act that way
so guys will like me.
1023
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:17,126
But it's really hard
being slutty all the time.
1024
00:58:17,194 --> 00:58:19,685
I don't know how
you do it, Brooke.
1025
00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:30,907
My parents aren't bribing me
to be a cheerleader.
1026
00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:34,035
I do it because
cheerleading is dark
1027
00:58:34,111 --> 00:58:35,772
and twisted.
1028
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:36,938
Are you high?
1029
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,879
No. Think about it.
1030
00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:40,382
We cheer for
the other team's failure
1031
00:58:40,451 --> 00:58:44,217
just as much as we cheer
for own team's victory.
1032
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:45,949
That's so twisted.
1033
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,285
Sarah?
1034
00:58:47,358 --> 00:58:49,918
Okay, I'm a little high.
1035
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,621
Yo, this is like confession.
1036
00:58:53,597 --> 00:58:55,827
I'm out of here.
1037
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,162
No, wait.
1038
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:00,968
I have something to confess.
1039
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,369
BROOKE: This should be good.
1040
00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:04,202
Miss USA has a secret.
1041
00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:06,743
Spill, Tara Connor.
1042
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,368
I'm scared.
1043
00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:09,844
It's okay, Carson.
1044
00:59:09,914 --> 00:59:11,347
You can do it.
1045
00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:13,906
No, that's it.
1046
00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,349
I'm scared.
1047
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,452
You know, I act like
the fearless captain
1048
00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:20,785
who's not afraid to go for it,
1049
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:25,591
but, in reality, going for it
is my biggest fear.
1050
00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:27,824
I'm so confused.
1051
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,298
But don't let it stop you, I mean,
it happens all the time.
1052
00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:33,097
Yeah. What I meant was,
1053
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:35,161
I just wish I could
believe in myself
1054
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,605
as much as I believe
in all of you.
1055
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,683
I'm not gay.
1056
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,585
I like girls
1057
00:59:51,655 --> 00:59:53,384
a lot.
1058
00:59:53,457 --> 00:59:55,049
Are you serious?
1059
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,624
I'm straight.
1060
00:59:58,696 --> 01:00:02,792
You girls just assumed,
1061
01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:07,462
so once you started changing in front
of me, I couldn't stop you.
1062
01:00:07,538 --> 01:00:11,030
And then, I was like committed.
1063
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,632
Hold up.
1064
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:16,077
There's no way this guy's not gay,
and I'll prove it.
1065
01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:22,818
Okay.
1066
01:00:22,886 --> 01:00:24,376
He is not gay.
1067
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,753
No, but he is dead.
1068
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:28,485
Get him.
Get him.
1069
01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:32,657
(ALL SHOUTlNG)
1070
01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:36,631
Hey, Mom. Hey, can l
speak to the General?
1071
01:00:37,701 --> 01:00:39,066
All right.
1072
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,063
Hello, sir.
1073
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,801
No, everything's fine.
1074
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,638
I'm fine.
1075
01:00:46,710 --> 01:00:48,200
No, I'm great.
1076
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:54,250
Actually, I'm not at
Warrior Camp exactly.
1077
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,979
I'm at Cheer Camp.
1078
01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:01,949
Because I'm a cheerleader.
1079
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,522
Yes, one of those.
1080
01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:10,591
Sir?
1081
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:12,135
Dad?
1082
01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:13,191
Dad!
1083
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:14,259
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1084
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:16,897
Listen.
1085
01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:18,703
This is the funny thing,
when you hear the rest,
1086
01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:21,973
cheerleading is gonna sound
like the good part.
1087
01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:25,274
About West Point...
1088
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:30,080
Okay, that was traumatic
but good, right?
1089
01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:31,587
I mean, now we can
work as a team.
1090
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:34,021
Yeah. A team of freaks.
1091
01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:36,286
We are not a team, okay?
1092
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,818
We can't combine routines
and this was a dumbass idea!
1093
01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:43,164
Tell them, Ruben.
We can do this.
1094
01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:47,001
We blow.
We cannot do this.
1095
01:01:47,104 --> 01:01:49,538
Because we're cursed,
all of us.
1096
01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:52,575
Holy crap, Ruben,
snap out of it!
1097
01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:56,445
What have you done
with happy Ruben?
1098
01:01:56,513 --> 01:01:57,980
It's weird, you know.
1099
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,175
Now that I'm not gay anymore,
1100
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,047
I'm not gay anymore.
1101
01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:03,643
Okay, we're freaks!
1102
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,188
But let's make that work for us.
1103
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:07,519
Come on, you guys. I mean,
there has to be some way
1104
01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:09,821
that we can perform together.
1105
01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,954
We can start with couples.
1106
01:02:14,031 --> 01:02:16,022
♪ ("BE GOOD TO ME" PLAYlNG) ♪
1107
01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:35,980
I'll take the lead.
1108
01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:37,281
So, like, we're gonna copy them?
1109
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,117
I'm gonna move to the right
then to the left.
1110
01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:40,622
Okay.
1111
01:02:40,691 --> 01:02:41,783
Start up like that, all right?
1112
01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:42,883
Okay.
1113
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,621
Here we go.
1114
01:02:44,695 --> 01:02:45,855
Hey, you want to try this?
1115
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,021
There you go.
1116
01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:49,796
Top again.
1117
01:02:52,770 --> 01:02:55,398
All right, top again.
Here we go.
1118
01:03:01,712 --> 01:03:04,442
Give me a turn.
There you go.
1119
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,806
For real.
1120
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,381
This could work.
1121
01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:40,848
And I'll prove it.
Get over here.
1122
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:45,883
All right, everybody ready?
From the top.
1123
01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:48,516
Look, I'm cool about you coming
out of the straight closet.
1124
01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:50,787
Please, you're just saying that
so I'll try to catch you.
1125
01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:52,419
Try?
1126
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,465
All right.
Five, six, seven, eight.
1127
01:04:34,805 --> 01:04:35,897
(EXCLAlMS)
1128
01:04:49,887 --> 01:04:51,855
That was tight.
You know what?
1129
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,957
I think we could actually win this.
1130
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:57,727
Maybe we should make sure.
1131
01:04:57,794 --> 01:05:02,026
"Compare the opposing army so
you may know where strength lies."
1132
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:03,259
Recon?
1133
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,598
Hey, guys. We need
to get some disguises.
1134
01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:20,912
They practice on stage 70A.
Find it.
1135
01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:23,009
Cell phones ready?
1136
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,714
Recon positions by texting only.
Break!
1137
01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:43,300
Chels,
1138
01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:45,238
I'm right next to you.
1139
01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,189
Thank you.
1140
01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,531
VANCE: Hey, Ron,
get the gate for me.
1141
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,270
Hello, Mr. Voorhees.
1142
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,172
The Flamingos just started...
1143
01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:21,210
Listen, we have got to
tighten up the security.
1144
01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:23,644
I need more time for my Flamingos...
1145
01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,011
Keep up the good work.
1146
01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:31,143
I guess your father
would laugh at us, huh?
1147
01:06:31,221 --> 01:06:33,280
He's not big into laughter.
1148
01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:36,053
You know, I told him everything.
1149
01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:37,252
Really?
1150
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,795
Then what'd he say about
you being a cheerleader?
1151
01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,888
Well, that he laughed at.
1152
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,731
Hey, covert cheer-ops.
1153
01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:49,134
Two-to-one pyramid.
1154
01:06:52,075 --> 01:06:55,272
All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick,
you three in the corner, be the base.
1155
01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:58,041
Come on, guys, hurry up.
Let's go.
1156
01:06:58,115 --> 01:06:59,605
Chelsea, watch out for the guard.
1157
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:02,550
Brooke, first level.
All right.
1158
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:04,450
One, two, three.
1159
01:07:05,989 --> 01:07:07,718
PENN: All right. Now, Carson.
1160
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:09,418
One, two, three.
1161
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,236
MAN: One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
1162
01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:22,533
I don't want to see
any loose knees.
1163
01:07:22,606 --> 01:07:25,040
Jason, that's on the two.
You're always late.
1164
01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,871
Wait, how did you
guys get in here?
1165
01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:30,811
Seriously, that guy
wasn't even a real guard.
1166
01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:33,406
"lf an enemy leaves the door open,
you must rush in."
1167
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:34,882
Art of War.
1168
01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:37,485
MAN:
Base, keep it together now.
1169
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:40,955
I really want to see you attack the ground.
Oh, yeah!
1170
01:07:43,093 --> 01:07:44,754
BROOKE: Oh, my gosh.
1171
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,625
Welcome to cheer-topia.
1172
01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:48,857
State of the art everything.
1173
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:51,762
Is that Letty Trotter?
1174
01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:53,302
Choreographer to the stars?
1175
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:54,530
That look on your faces,
1176
01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:56,765
that's the same look
I had after my divorce.
1177
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,138
So sad to see a dream die.
1178
01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:00,470
(SIGHS)
1179
01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:03,342
Anyhoo, give my best
to Pepper, would you?
1180
01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:10,384
Vance wasn't bluffing.
1181
01:08:10,454 --> 01:08:12,479
Their tumbling is amazing.
1182
01:08:12,556 --> 01:08:13,648
Those Flamingos are like...
1183
01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:15,281
Better than us.
1184
01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:17,621
We need to come up with
something really good.
1185
01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:18,751
No, really?
1186
01:08:18,829 --> 01:08:20,421
I thought we'd come
up with something bad
1187
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:22,055
and see if we can win that way.
1188
01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:25,295
Sorry, it's a reflex.
1189
01:08:25,368 --> 01:08:26,392
What are we going to do?
1190
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:28,267
Look, I don't know, okay?
I can't believe it.
1191
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:31,967
After all this, I just wanted
to win Camp Championships once.
1192
01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:33,373
Don't freak out, Carson.
1193
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,105
Yeah, easy for you
to say. You've won.
1194
01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:42,641
Look, our dance routine
is better than theirs.
1195
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:45,119
We just need a triple threat.
1196
01:08:45,188 --> 01:08:47,622
Let's think.
What would Sun Tzu do?
1197
01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:54,820
"Make use of concubines
who are greedy for gold."
1198
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:06,673
I don't think Sun Tzu would be riding
a rollercoaster, Carson.
1199
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:08,711
You see how the red
and blue rails loop?
1200
01:09:08,778 --> 01:09:10,541
Criss-cross and
then corkscrew away?
1201
01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,605
Yeah, almost like a double helix.
1202
01:09:13,717 --> 01:09:15,548
That'll be the path
of the two flyers.
1203
01:09:15,619 --> 01:09:16,608
Sweet!
Sweet!
1204
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,381
No one's ever done that before.
1205
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:20,320
We're gonna need something new
if we want to win.
1206
01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:22,654
Imagine if we pull it off.
That would be sick!
1207
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,192
It'd be awesome.
So cool!
1208
01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,525
But is it possible?
1209
01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:29,463
Yeah, it's gonna be really
difficult for the flyers.
1210
01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:31,194
Who's gonna do it?
1211
01:09:32,369 --> 01:09:33,927
Five, six, seven, eight...
1212
01:09:57,761 --> 01:09:58,750
(GROANS)
1213
01:09:58,828 --> 01:10:00,989
(ALL GASPING)
1214
01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:02,257
You okay?
1215
01:10:02,332 --> 01:10:03,424
Yeah. I'm fine.
1216
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,559
All right, you guys,
let's do it again.
1217
01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:22,644
One, two, three,
four, five, six...
1218
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:53,772
(LAUGHlNG)
1219
01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:56,416
Hey, Aeysha,
who taught you to sew?
1220
01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:57,748
Martha Stewart.
1221
01:10:57,821 --> 01:11:00,415
All right.
One portable hot press.
1222
01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:02,515
Nice work.
Where'd you find that?
1223
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:06,551
Concierges can do anything
all over the world.
1224
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:09,963
You'll see for yourself
when we win tomorrow.
1225
01:11:16,306 --> 01:11:18,501
REPORTER: Where in the world
of competition sports
1226
01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:20,509
will you find two arch rivals,
1227
01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,738
forced by a dramatic twist of fate,
1228
01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:24,939
to join teams and
combine their styles
1229
01:11:25,015 --> 01:11:27,108
to face a mysterious new challenger?
1230
01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:30,448
Well, right here at the
All Star Cheer Camp Championships,
1231
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,545
where one of these teams
will win the title
1232
01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,522
and the right to represent
the United States
1233
01:11:34,591 --> 01:11:36,456
in the World Cheer Exhibition Tour.
1234
01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:37,823
And who will that be?
1235
01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:49,104
Up next on Cheer TV, the most exciting
cheerleading in the world!
1236
01:11:49,172 --> 01:11:51,106
All right. All right. All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
1237
01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:53,438
boys and girls, moms and dads,
1238
01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:56,570
welcome to the
All Star Cheer Camp Championship!
1239
01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:57,635
(WHOOPING)
1240
01:11:58,415 --> 01:11:59,780
You guys look great.
1241
01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:01,612
All right. Well, let's
not waste any more time.
1242
01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:04,711
Let's bring out our first people,
representing Camp Victory,
1243
01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:08,224
Iadies and gentlemen,
make a lot of noise for Sebring!
1244
01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:09,986
(CROWD CHEERING)
1245
01:12:20,270 --> 01:12:23,296
(CROWD CHEERING)
1246
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:35,846
PEPPER: Thank you, Prairie Dogs.
Good luck in the competition.
1247
01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:39,377
Next up on the practice pad,
the Flamingos.
1248
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:52,134
...three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
1249
01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:04,973
Yeah.
1250
01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:18,216
Yeah!
1251
01:13:18,328 --> 01:13:19,920
Yeah!
Good job.
1252
01:13:20,864 --> 01:13:22,832
All right. All right!
1253
01:13:24,134 --> 01:13:25,931
Great job, Sebring!
1254
01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:27,026
(WHOOPS)
1255
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,627
They really brought it, didn't they?
1256
01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:32,368
Another fantastic routine.
Am I right?
1257
01:13:33,143 --> 01:13:35,634
Yeah!
Are you ready for another?
1258
01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:38,239
All right! All the way
from South Dakota,
1259
01:13:38,314 --> 01:13:40,407
give it up for the Prairie Dogs!
1260
01:13:40,483 --> 01:13:42,542
Don't forget your lock out.
1261
01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:52,823
All right, guys, let's run it.
Five, six...
1262
01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:18,048
(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)
1263
01:15:06,369 --> 01:15:08,303
This is a cheer-saster.
1264
01:15:08,571 --> 01:15:10,300
A cheer-tastrophe.
1265
01:15:10,907 --> 01:15:13,569
A total cheer-clipse of the sun.
1266
01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:14,632
Not bad.
Good one.
1267
01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:15,735
Yes.
1268
01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:17,245
Look, no, you guys
are all wrong, okay.
1269
01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:19,247
We're still good.
We just...
1270
01:15:19,315 --> 01:15:21,215
We want the crowd to be pumped up.
1271
01:15:45,608 --> 01:15:46,836
(INAUDIBLE)
1272
01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:31,215
MAN: Okay, all right.
They were really good, right?
1273
01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:35,054
Sharks, Jets, Shets.
1274
01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:37,354
It doesn't really matter
what you call yourselves.
1275
01:16:37,427 --> 01:16:41,227
Oh, and you call yourselves
the Flaming Hoes.
1276
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:43,424
Yeah.
That's a bad choice.
1277
01:16:43,499 --> 01:16:47,833
...introduce to you,
the mighty Flamingos.
1278
01:16:52,575 --> 01:16:55,942
Hope you've been practicing
your loser facials.
1279
01:16:56,012 --> 01:16:58,344
Oh, wait.
I think you're on.
1280
01:16:58,681 --> 01:17:00,581
You are so on.
1281
01:17:00,683 --> 01:17:02,310
Shelby, come on!
1282
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:03,977
Shelby, come on!
1283
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,145
Come on, you guys.
1284
01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:06,245
Let's go.
1285
01:17:15,331 --> 01:17:16,798
Flamingos, think pink!
1286
01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:18,423
ALL: Pink, pink, pink!
1287
01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:54,333
They're even better than I remembered.
1288
01:17:54,404 --> 01:17:56,531
And they're not even cursed.
1289
01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,371
Carson.
1290
01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:14,752
Okay, you've got to get
over yourself and fast.
1291
01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,485
What?
Stop psyching yourself out.
1292
01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:17,583
Look, I'm totally fine.
1293
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:20,026
You're totally not, and they
know that you're scared.
1294
01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:21,495
Look, what else do
you want me to say?
1295
01:18:21,564 --> 01:18:22,929
You've been right
about me all along.
1296
01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:24,296
I'm not a good leader,
my skills are...
1297
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,301
You idiot.
This is not about skills.
1298
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:28,269
This competition is about showmanship.
1299
01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:31,204
Your choreography is
going to win it for us.
1300
01:18:31,274 --> 01:18:34,801
Don't you know you're
more creative than me?
1301
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:37,607
Why else would I bother
to put you down?
1302
01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:41,915
Carson, you've got it.
You always have.
1303
01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:45,683
But for the Shets' sake,
now you gotta bring it.
1304
01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:48,383
Hey, it's your year,
remember?
1305
01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:50,858
No, Brooke, it's our year.
1306
01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:11,941
(EXCLAIMS)
1307
01:19:14,684 --> 01:19:15,981
All right, you guys,
this is it.
1308
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:17,280
Just stay tight and lock out.
1309
01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,877
Okay. On three.
1310
01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:21,353
One, two, three.
1311
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:22,652
ALL: Shets!
1312
01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:29,494
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1313
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,532
- Yeah.
- Hey.
1314
01:19:36,606 --> 01:19:38,506
Yeah! Great job!
1315
01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:43,944
And now for our last performance
of the day,
1316
01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:49,576
from Camp Spirit Thunder, rising from
the ashes of both coasts,
1317
01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:52,485
here are the Shets!
1318
01:20:07,503 --> 01:20:10,028
Don't worry, skids,
I checked your marks.
1319
01:20:10,106 --> 01:20:11,596
Just catch me, okay.
1320
01:20:11,674 --> 01:20:12,800
Cradle.
1321
01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:14,932
All set, Penn.
1322
01:20:50,546 --> 01:20:52,207
♪ (FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1323
01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:55,580
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1324
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:44,792
Cradle.
1325
01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:48,502
Told you I'd catch you.
1326
01:22:48,864 --> 01:22:50,263
(EXCLAIMING)
1327
01:23:59,735 --> 01:24:02,101
Yes, yes. Yes, yes!
1328
01:24:26,095 --> 01:24:28,029
(CROWD ROARING)
1329
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:41,907
We did it!
1330
01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:43,736
(WHOOPING)
1331
01:24:48,551 --> 01:24:50,610
That's what I'm talking about.
Give me some.
1332
01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:52,313
Some what?
1333
01:24:52,388 --> 01:24:54,618
Okay. All right. Yeah!
1334
01:24:54,690 --> 01:24:58,854
As always, Cheer Camp Championships
deliver, huh? Let's hear you.
1335
01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:00,896
We'll have to wait
for the judges to score
1336
01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:02,863
because this one's
going to be close.
1337
01:25:04,033 --> 01:25:05,762
- Too close.
- Yeah.
1338
01:25:05,835 --> 01:25:07,860
Now is a really bad
time to be cursed.
1339
01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:11,771
You know what? Who cares
if we're cursed?
1340
01:25:11,841 --> 01:25:15,004
Getting cursed may have been the best
thing that's ever happened to us.
1341
01:25:15,077 --> 01:25:17,511
Without this curse, we would
have never become this team,
1342
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:19,514
and hit a stunt that's never
been done before.
1343
01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:21,573
I mean, that was amazing.
1344
01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:24,848
I have the results right here.
1345
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:27,616
I'll be reading third
place, apparently.
1346
01:25:27,690 --> 01:25:31,524
In third place, representing South
Dakota, the Prairie Dogs.
1347
01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:34,188
Way to go, Dogs.
1348
01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:37,891
Look, we all gave 1 00%,
and we trust each other.
1349
01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:41,232
Who cares about some stupid old trophy
and world tour?
1350
01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:44,568
Coming in at second place,
1351
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,631
the Flamingos!
1352
01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:48,934
Oh, my God!
1353
01:25:49,011 --> 01:25:51,639
All right. So that means
the winning squad
1354
01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:53,773
that will represent
the United States
1355
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,009
on a Cheer Exhibition World Tour
1356
01:25:56,085 --> 01:25:59,646
is the East-West Shets!
1357
01:26:01,457 --> 01:26:03,049
- Brooke, I meant what I said.
- I know.
1358
01:26:03,125 --> 01:26:04,752
It's just...
We freaking won!
1359
01:26:04,827 --> 01:26:05,851
I know.
1360
01:26:07,096 --> 01:26:09,360
Pepper, got something for you.
1361
01:26:09,431 --> 01:26:11,126
My spirit stick.
1362
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,827
Vance, I knew it
was you all along.
1363
01:26:12,902 --> 01:26:14,893
But why? You don't
even believe in it.
1364
01:26:14,970 --> 01:26:16,096
No, but you do.
1365
01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:18,636
Besides, the stupid stick didn't
work in the first place.
1366
01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:20,470
- Pepper.
- Maybe it did.
1367
01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:22,272
We broke the curse.
1368
01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:25,745
You sure did.
Congratulations.
1369
01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:28,408
No more curse!
No more curse!
1370
01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:32,011
No more curse!
No more curse!
1371
01:26:32,087 --> 01:26:33,918
No more curse!
1372
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:35,784
Carson.
1373
01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:42,160
(ALL WHOOPING)
1374
01:26:56,478 --> 01:26:58,537
♪ Boy walk in the spot,
he's so fresh
1375
01:26:58,614 --> 01:27:00,605
♪ He got what he needs to impressin' ♪
1376
01:27:00,683 --> 01:27:02,742
♪ Just look at the way
that he dressin' ♪
1377
01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:04,809
♪ Ain't no question chicks like oh ♪
1378
01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:06,946
♪ Girl walkin' the spot,
she stop traffic ♪
1379
01:27:07,022 --> 01:27:09,047
♪ She's blowing your mind
with her asset ♪
1380
01:27:09,124 --> 01:27:13,026
♪ So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like oh ♪
1381
01:27:13,195 --> 01:27:14,992
♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪
1382
01:27:15,130 --> 01:27:16,927
♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪
1383
01:27:16,999 --> 01:27:19,194
♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪
1384
01:27:19,335 --> 01:27:21,565
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪
1385
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,365
♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪
1386
01:27:23,505 --> 01:27:25,234
♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪
1387
01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:27,565
♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪
1388
01:27:27,710 --> 01:27:29,735
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪
1389
01:27:29,979 --> 01:27:34,109
♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪
1390
01:27:34,183 --> 01:27:38,176
♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪
1391
01:27:38,254 --> 01:27:42,418
♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪
1392
01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:46,120
♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪
1393
01:27:46,195 --> 01:27:48,425
♪ Just like that they ♪
1394
01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:50,656
♪ Boy actin' as if
there's no pressure ♪
1395
01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:52,892
♪ He'd do anything to get with her ♪
1396
01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:54,902
♪ He say anything to convince her ♪
1397
01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:57,005
♪ Money spent to diamonds send her ♪
1398
01:27:57,072 --> 01:27:59,040
♪ Girl playin' it cool
but she's with it ♪
1399
01:27:59,174 --> 01:28:01,165
♪ She lovin' the fact
that she's gifted ♪
1400
01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:03,245
♪ Everything he do she gets lifted ♪
1401
01:28:03,379 --> 01:28:05,347
♪ Feels so wicked lovin' like oh ♪
1402
01:28:05,414 --> 01:28:07,143
♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪
1403
01:28:07,283 --> 01:28:09,046
♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪
1404
01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:11,643
♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪
1405
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,812
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪
1406
01:28:13,889 --> 01:28:15,652
♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪
1407
01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:17,554
♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪
1408
01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:19,885
♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪
1409
01:28:20,029 --> 01:28:22,122
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪
1410
01:28:22,197 --> 01:28:26,156
♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪
1411
01:28:26,235 --> 01:28:30,729
♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪
1412
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:34,469
♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪
1413
01:28:34,543 --> 01:28:38,604
♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪
1414
01:28:38,681 --> 01:28:40,911
♪ Just like that they ♪
1415
01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:46,552
♪ One night with you boy
just one night with you ♪
1416
01:28:46,622 --> 01:28:51,321
♪ All the things we could do
Every day I think of ♪
1417
01:28:51,393 --> 01:28:54,988
♪ One night with you
no one else but us two ♪
1418
01:28:55,064 --> 01:29:00,263
♪ All our dreams would come true
If we'd just get together ♪
1419
01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,064
♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪
1420
01:29:02,204 --> 01:29:03,899
♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪
1421
01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:05,906
♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪
1422
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,975
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪
1423
01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:09,873
♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪
1424
01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:11,775
♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪
1425
01:29:11,914 --> 01:29:13,905
♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪
1426
01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:16,040
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪
1427
01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:18,086
♪ Uh, what you waitin' for? ♪
1428
01:29:18,287 --> 01:29:22,451
♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪
1429
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:26,358
♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪
1430
01:29:26,428 --> 01:29:30,592
♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪
1431
01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:34,966
♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪
1432
01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:37,198
♪ Just like that they ♪
1433
01:29:37,272 --> 01:29:39,536
♪ And it's only baby ♪
1434
01:29:39,608 --> 01:29:43,476
♪ You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it ♪
1435
01:29:43,612 --> 01:29:45,580
♪ You're gonna like it ♪
1436
01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:47,979
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪
1437
01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:51,349
♪ You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it ♪
1438
01:29:51,420 --> 01:29:53,183
♪ You're gonna like it ♪
1439
01:29:53,255 --> 01:29:55,883
♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪