1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,700 I'm coming in, Tsunade. 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,700 Jiraiya? Did you learn anything? 3 00:00:09,370 --> 00:00:12,030 I discovered the whereabouts of the Akatsuki leader. 4 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:13,870 What?! Is that true?! 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,400 Tell me more! 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,200 We'll use that information to plan a surprise attack! 7 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,670 Don't be hasty, now. 8 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:24,370 This isn't like plotting a sequel to your novel! 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,930 We don't have the time to waste! 10 00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:29,070 Haste makes waste. 11 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,470 Especially with the stakes this high... 12 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:35,630 Say, why don't we grab a drink together? 13 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,330 Just you and me. 14 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,500 I'll tell you everything there. 15 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:42,730 You fool! I am the Hokage! 16 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:44,430 And you're asking me to go drinking in broad daylight?! 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,100 Have you no shame when our ninja are on duty?! 18 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,500 SAKE BAR 19 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:53,300 You know... 20 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:57,230 You really ought to take your own words a bit more to heart. 21 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,730 Drinking sake straight out of the bottle... 22 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:03,700 Remember, you are the Hokage, right? 23 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:38,670 Twilight 24 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,770 That girl's late... 25 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:45,200 How long does it take to pick up supplies...? 26 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:48,870 I wish it would get dark soon... 27 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,200 After Jugo and Suigetsu turn in, 28 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:53,330 I'll make my move on Sasuke while he sleeps! 29 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,230 I'm so excited! 30 00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:08,970 This feeling... 31 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:14,370 Well, Kiba?! 32 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:18,200 I'm concentrating, trying to single out Sasuke's faint scent! 33 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:20,470 So shut up! You're distracting me! 34 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:30,070 There's no mistake... They're steadily approaching. 35 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,470 One...two... 36 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,800 Their chakra is strong too. 37 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:37,200 There're quite a few. 38 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:44,330 I sense non-human chakra too. 39 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:46,270 Dogs? 40 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,370 Are they tracking our scent? 41 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:52,000 Is it Akatsuki? Or maybe the Hidden Leaf? 42 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,230 INN OKOSHI 43 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:54,470 Jugo. 44 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:57,530 I'm gonna go check on Karin. 45 00:03:57,930 --> 00:03:58,900 Yeah. 46 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,370 Wh-What...? 47 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,200 Wake up, Sasuke! 48 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:09,900 We're going to have company! What do we do?! 49 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:15,330 Sasuke just waking up...is also nice! 50 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:17,000 We escape... Get ready. 51 00:04:17,530 --> 00:04:23,030 Jugo, mark every Akatsuki hideout that we know. 52 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,930 You're okay now, Sasuke? 53 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:37,100 Yeah. I've been healing a lot faster since I absorbed Orochimaru's power. 54 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:39,870 So this is the Power of the White Snake... 55 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:42,300 Whether it's Akatsuki or the Hidden Leaf, 56 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:44,600 they might have information on Itachi. 57 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:47,300 So why don't we ambush them, Sasuke? 58 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,770 From what you reported about the number of people, 59 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,630 it's most likely the Hidden Leaf. 60 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:57,770 Akatsuki always work in two-man cells. 61 00:04:58,070 --> 00:05:02,230 Which means an ambush would be a waste of time. 62 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:05,330 Exactly. Forget the Hidden Leaf. 63 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:07,470 Then what'll we do? 64 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,430 Itachi is our only priority. 65 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:12,000 Once we locate him, worse comes to worst, 66 00:05:12,030 --> 00:05:13,900 you three must stop the Hidden Leaf. 67 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:19,030 For now, team "Hebi" will use the information gathered by Jugo 68 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:21,430 and check out Akatsuki hideouts one by one. 69 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,530 All right... 70 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:24,270 Let's go. 71 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:32,300 Help me out for a second. 72 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,600 With that? 73 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:36,670 Can you gather as many birds as you can? 74 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,200 What do you plan on doing? 75 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:41,030 This is Sasuke's old outfit. 76 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:42,930 It's soaked with his sweat and smell, so we'll use this to... 77 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:46,670 Why would you have an outfit that Sasuke threw away? 78 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:50,000 Uh...! Th-That... That's not important... 79 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:51,900 Y-You jerk! 80 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,500 A-Anyway... 81 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:56,970 I hate to do this, but... 82 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,270 Sensory-Type Ninja have different specialties 83 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,100 depending on their village. 84 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:04,900 The Hidden Leaf often use ninja hounds. 85 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,930 So we'll use that to our advantage. 86 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:11,900 What's wrong, Kiba? 87 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,070 Shoot! Sasuke is starting to move! 88 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:18,670 Let's hurry! Sasuke is going after Itachi! 89 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,030 Hold it, something's wrong! 90 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:24,270 Sasuke's scent is dispersing! 91 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:27,630 Not only that, it's scattering in all directions! 92 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:31,130 He's on to us. Taking strategic action. 93 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,530 On to us? But how?! 94 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:35,870 I don't know what kind of power. 95 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:40,670 But I'm guessing he has a skilled Sensory-Type Ninja on his side. 96 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,370 The distance is too great, 97 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,170 so I can't guide you through the wireless. 98 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,100 I'm the only one who can pursue him... 99 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:49,230 But it's one scent. What'll we do? 100 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:52,970 I'll find him if I have to search every blade of grass! 101 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,900 With whatever means necessary! 102 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,570 Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu! 103 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,730 It's up ahead... 104 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:13,330 You guys wait until I give the order. I'll go and see. 105 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:26,330 Who's that...? 106 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,600 Sharingan?! 107 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,030 Sasuke?! 108 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,070 Th-That's--! 109 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:47,970 Itachi...Uchiha! 110 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:54,670 Come on out... Naruto Uzumaki. 111 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,070 You've come to capture me? 112 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:06,200 No...I didn't. I just came to talk to you. 113 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:17,430 Like I'd ever trust you! 114 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,400 When up against the Sharingan, 115 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:25,770 if it's one on one, always run away. 116 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,430 If it's two against one, get his back... 117 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,070 But in his case... 118 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,900 Even while making a seal, 119 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:35,630 he can put his target under a genjutsu using only finger movements... 120 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,630 I have to be careful! 121 00:08:39,030 --> 00:08:43,530 I know that you're alone. So why don't you run? 122 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:47,730 Hah! My numbers can go from one to a thousand! 123 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:50,100 Besides, I can't run away! 124 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:54,000 If I capture you, I get to see Sasuke! 125 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:01,930 Why are you so attached to my brother? 126 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,670 He's a Rogue Ninja. 127 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:10,070 That's because unlike you... 128 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:13,630 I think of him as a brother more than you ever would. 129 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:32,500 You're already under my genjutsu. 130 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,170 Dammit!! 131 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:41,730 I'll say it again. 132 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:44,170 I just wanted to talk to you for a moment. 133 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:52,500 This Akatsuki leader is in the Hidden Rain Village, correct? 134 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:53,800 Yes. 135 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:58,300 But that place conducts thorough checks of anyone entering and exiting their territory, 136 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:00,770 and they track how long visitors stay. 137 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:03,900 Just preparing for the Joint Chunin Exams is difficult each time 138 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:07,930 because the village is so closed off to others. 139 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:13,330 Doesn't seem like a place where the Akatsuki leader can move about freely. 140 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:18,100 However...because security is so strict, 141 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:21,530 they're able to keep other nations from learning about their internal affairs, 142 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:24,000 and hence, keep a lid on any shame. 143 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:26,000 Shame? 144 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:30,400 It seems that land has seen much internal strife, 145 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,530 and the village itself has been split into two. 146 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:38,500 Word has it that the leader of one side is also the leader of Akatsuki. 147 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,800 That land is surrounded by 148 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:44,830 EARTH WIND FIRE the three great nations of Earth, Wind and Fire. 149 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:46,270 And from ages past, 150 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,830 it has been the battleground of their conflicts. 151 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:53,030 As a result, there has never been domestic stability 152 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,670 and the number of refugees is continually on the rise. 153 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:58,100 That is why I will infiltrate 154 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:02,170 and verify the information we have gathered. 155 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,630 Then we can plan strategy... 156 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:06,630 It's too dangerous to go alone! 157 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,330 I am one of the Legendary Sannin of the Leaf. 158 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,030 You know what that means as well. 159 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:18,100 I'm sorry... 160 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,830 that you always get the short end of the stick. 161 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,730 What's with you?! 162 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:30,070 I'm saying, you were supposed to be Hokage. 163 00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:33,970 The Third Hokage always wanted you to be the next to-- 164 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,230 I was never cut out for that sort of thing. 165 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:38,200 Being on my own suits me too well... 166 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,970 You regretted not being able to stop Orochimaru. 167 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,430 So all that time, 168 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,670 you were tracking his movements alone, isn't that right? 169 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,000 I no longer need to do so. 170 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:56,600 That means I get to release the sequel to my novel sooner. 171 00:11:57,470 --> 00:12:00,000 Fact is stranger than fiction, isn't it? 172 00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:03,300 Who would have imagined that Orochimaru would die... 173 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:12,330 Remember how the three of us would go up against Old Man Third and... 174 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:16,570 The flat-chested Tsunade has become the big-bosomed Hokage! 175 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,770 Times are changing by the second. 176 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,300 You were beautiful back then... 177 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:23,430 and now, you're a fifty-something old granny. 178 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:28,300 It pains me to see how all the memories of your lost friends and loved ones 179 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,900 are stored inside that big breast of yours. 180 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,700 And you know, the number will continue to grow. 181 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,730 I guess I shouldn't wallow in sadness. 182 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:49,900 My duty is to be a model for the next generation 183 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,570 and to help them. 184 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:58,200 For that, I'd happily give my life. 185 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,600 It's what makes us old folks cool, see? 186 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,200 Wh-What's going on? 187 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,670 Aren't you after me? Then this is your...! 188 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,400 I'm going now... 189 00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:30,070 I have an important task to do. 190 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:34,770 Shadow Clone... 191 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,800 What was that? 192 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,630 Damn! This one's a bust too! 193 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:48,330 What's wrong, Naruto? 194 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,130 Oh, nothing... 195 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,070 Did something happen? 196 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:55,670 I just tripped. 197 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,270 Never mind that. Kiba, track the next scent. 198 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:08,930 Your drinking habits are worse than mine... 199 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:10,830 Want to stop and rest somewhere? 200 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:14,130 It's late. We have to go home. 201 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:14,900 - Okay! - Okay! 202 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:18,370 Hey, wait up! 203 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,470 Akatsuki... 204 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:25,430 The leader is capable of organizing a group so powerful... 205 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,500 Who knows how strong he may be? 206 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:33,600 You'll be walking right into the enemy's territory. 207 00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:37,500 Well then... I should set out. 208 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:40,800 Come back alive... 209 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:47,000 If I lost you too... I... 210 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:51,070 You'll cry for me? That'll make me happy! 211 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:54,770 But I doubt that it'll be like the time Dan died. 212 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:56,900 You idiot! 213 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,200 Then how about making a bet with me? 214 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,300 You bet that I will die. 215 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:08,270 After all, you always lose. 216 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:14,670 But if I make it back alive... 217 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,230 Joking! I'm just joking! 218 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,630 You know, I'm grateful to you. 219 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,800 Rejection makes a man stronger. 220 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:39,100 MAKE-OUT PARADISE In other words, you can't call yourself a real man 221 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:41,700 unless you can laugh off stuff like that. 222 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,370 Better yet, make a joke out it. 223 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,470 So a man's duty is to be strong? 224 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,830 Kind of... 225 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:55,230 And besides... men aren't the only ones who seek happiness. 226 00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:59,130 Humph... Stop trying to act so cool. 227 00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:03,070 Without a woman, you guys can't be rejected. 228 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,030 That's so true. 229 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,800 If anything happens, contact me through your toad. 230 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,470 I'll rush over myself. 231 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,630 No need for that. You must not leave here. 232 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:38,130 The village relies on you now. 233 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,830 There are other candidates for Hokage. 234 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:45,170 There can be no stability if the Hokage keeps changing. 235 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:49,930 Right now, you are the only one who can be Hokage. 236 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:51,800 There's Kakashi. 237 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,500 And eventually, there's also Naruto... 238 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,800 You're really sold on Naruto, aren't you? 239 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,500 Although, I can understand... 240 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:10,630 Your kid brother Nawaki... Your sweetheart Dan... 241 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,830 - It's my dream to become Hokage. - It's my dream to become Hokage. 242 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,670 And Naruto too... 243 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,100 I guess you could say they chased the same dream. 244 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,700 Sure, Kakashi can step in. 245 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:35,100 But Naruto still has a long way to go, even though you gave him your necklace. 246 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,670 You have high hopes for him too... 247 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,470 You taught him the Rasengan. 248 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,530 Oh that... Well, call it nostalgia. 249 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,430 It reminded me of the days when I taught Minato. 250 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:52,500 Minato Namikaze... True, Naruto does resemble him. 251 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:56,500 Minato was a genius that appears only once in a generation. 252 00:17:57,370 --> 00:18:00,170 There won't be another like him. 253 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:04,670 He was kind-hearted, but had nerves of steel. 254 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,770 He rose to become the Fourth Hokage so swiftly. 255 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,530 I've never been a parent, so I don't know much about these things... 256 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:15,270 but if he had been my son, I think I'd have been awfully proud. 257 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:20,100 Now that you mention it... Naruto might not resemble him, after all. 258 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,130 Rather than a son you boast about, 259 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,470 he'd be the problem child, always up to mischief. 260 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:29,370 Naruto is more like his mother... 261 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:33,300 Wasn't she a former kunoichi from the Land of Eddies...? 262 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:37,930 Yeah... His personality and ninjutsu style is just like Kushina Uzumaki. 263 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,830 Yes...that's her name! 264 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:46,330 That talkative, red-haired rascal... She was such a tomboy. 265 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:51,900 Kushina grew up to be a beauty, but Naruto looks like his father. 266 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,600 I can see Naruto's father in him... 267 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,070 To me, it feels as though I'm looking at my grandson. 268 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,970 It is being passed on... 269 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:06,930 the will of the Leaf, from the past to the future. 270 00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,630 I guess I'll be off. 271 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:26,570 Oh, that's right! 272 00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:29,930 I had one last warning for you. 273 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:30,830 Huh? 274 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,600 Beware of the Foundation. 275 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:37,200 Yeah... I know. 276 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,400 Ah... Good then. 277 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,030 Farewell. 278 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,500 Now, now, now! 279 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,400 Those from afar, listen carefully! 280 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:42,230 Those up close, come and see! 281 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:46,270 I am the super hot ninja of the Leaf! 282 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,470 I can hear the wild cheers of all the girls! 283 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,100 I may steal your hearts, but they won't shatter! 284 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:54,230 I help the weak and fight the strong! 285 00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:58,830 Now let the tale of Jiraiya Ninja Scrolls begin! 286 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:04,970 Next time: "Tales of a Gutsy Ninja ~ Jiraiya Ninja Scrolls ~ Part 1" 287 00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:08,070 TSUNADE'S ROOM 288 00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:09,870 Now then, today's guest is... 289 00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,930 Hold it right there! 290 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,800 The most holy hermit sage of the spirit of Mt. Myoboku Toads! 291 00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:19,100 I am the great Master Jiraiya! 292 00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:20,870 Oh, it's you. 293 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,370 What a greeting! Aren't you happy to see me? 294 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:27,330 Well, we don't have much to talk about. 295 00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:30,900 Don't say that. How about dwelling into my heroic tales? 296 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,530 Heroic tales, huh...? 297 00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:35,970 Yeah, something that'll make the women watching their TV shout for joy. 298 00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:37,330 You mean like long ago... 299 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,370 for the crime of peeking into the hot springs... 300 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,300 the Third Hokage made you sit for hours... 301 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,830 or the time you had a book-signing for your first novel... 302 00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:49,330 it didn't sell at all and not one single soul showed up? 303 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:51,470 There must be more than that! 304 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,400 Hmm... Can't think of anything. 305 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,930 I guess that's all I am to you, huh? 306 00:22:56,970 --> 00:22:59,200 - Oh! - That's right. Tell them that! 307 00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:01,630 Time's up. Goodbye. 308 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:04,700 What?! 309 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:09,070 Tune in again!