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This is, boom boom.
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Boom boom copy, Seven Two. Go ahead.
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Friendlies are south.
Go ahead and egress.
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T0T1A mobilized and ready for remarks.
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Copy, Seven Two. I copy all.
Ready for remarks.
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Fuck!
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Sir?
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- What the fuck?
- Jesus, Eric.
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I thought that haji was killing you.
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I fucked his shit up good, didn't I?
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You stuck him in a magazine.
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Better luck next time, sir.
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Damn, sir. Your hamster
must have fell off its wheel.
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All Hitman Two Victors,
this is Hitman Two.
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Continue digging in. We're holding here
while R.C.T. One advances. Over.
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R.C.T. One is moving into Al Kut.
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It's about time
they carried their weight.
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Kocher is on patrol in this zone.
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Do not engage on your left
beyond eleven o'clock.
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Copy on all, Three Two. Godfather out.
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I'm taking him to a field interrogation.
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It's all good.
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He's your capture.
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Shit, he'd probably fuck up the report.
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Mobile One One this is boom boom.
You got wind of One Five.
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Roger...
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- The officers are assembled.
- Let's go right away.
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As of 0915 hours
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forward elements
of Colonel Dowdy's regiment
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seized the main bridge
over the Tigris river in Al Kut.
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As you know, I just returned
from a meeting with General Mattis.
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What you don't know
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is that shortly after Dowdy
led his regiment into Al Kut,
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General Mattis relieved him
of his command.
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And gentlemen,
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Colonel Dowdy was also relieved
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of the ammo for his sidearm.
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Colonel Dowdy was a good man,
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but he did not fully embrace
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maneuver warfare.
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And lest we forget,
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maneuver warfare
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is America's warfare
for the 21st century.
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It is all about the violence of action.
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With first recon
at the tip of the spear,
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7,000 Marines
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have just completed
the corps' longest march
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since the barbary campaign
against Tripoli in 1803.
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Actually, some of you are riding
in the same Humvees they used.
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Through our use of maneuver,
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we have tied down many times
our number of the enemy's force,
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opening the door
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for the army to invade
the enemy capital from the west.
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Sir, does this mean
it's the end of our mission?
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Unknown.
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But
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the First Marine Division
is positioning itself
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on the outskirts of Baghdad
for the assault, and we will be there.
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Rest assured,
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Godfather will find a mission
for this battalion.
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But what I want to leave you with today
is this:
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Colonel Dowdy did succeed this morning.
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He did lead his men into Al Kut.
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But General Mattis
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has a long memory.
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He did not forget
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that at critical moments
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Dowdy hesitated to execute orders.
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And gentlemen,
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Ferrando
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has a long memory too.
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Gunny,
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that stuff about the General's memory
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and Dowdy being relieved,
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was Godfather talking about us in there?
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I believe he meant, sir,
that if you don't square away Nate Fick,
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you'll be in his sights.
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Gunny,
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the men get those new M.R.Es?
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They did. They're happy.
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These are the new ones with milkshakes.
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There's strawberry,
chocolate and vanilla.
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Didn't you get Hasser's report
on shooting that civilian?
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We've got to take care
of this asscovering bullshit.
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It'll be good for Hasser too.
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He does his duty,
gets back to being a Marine.
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Thanks, Mike. You're a fucking nag.
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Hey, Walt.
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Feel the love.
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Walt,
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- baby.
- Just leave me the fuck alone.
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Finally, he speaks.
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I liked it better when we were starving.
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Then I didn't have
to see shit all over your face.
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Want some?
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Walt.
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Finish your report
and get it to me ASAP.
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You did nothing wrong.
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But we're gonna see if there's
a better way to stop these cars.
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Walt's got a great way, Lt.
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Shoot the driver,
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stop the car.
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Trombley.
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Sir, it's vital.
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Hasser will write his way clear,
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but we're fast becoming
an army of occupation.
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We can't just shoot these civilians
like we're doing.
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Marines aren't cops, Brad.
We're an aggressive force.
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That said, we'll see what we can do.
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Hey, fuck it, Walt.
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These haji motherfuckers
are trying to kill us.
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I'm for lighting up every motherfucker
that comes within 100 m.
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Damn, man.
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Didn't we kick their asses already?
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This is really interesting.
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You know, Iraqis don't really seem good
at fighting,
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but then they never really
completely surrender either.
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Put down that fucking milkshake
and dig a fucking hole.
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Why, so I can be more
like the teacher's pet?
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Yeah, that's exactly it.
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- You should be more like Trombley.
- More like Trombley?
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More like Trombley?!
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- Whopper Jr.
- Give me the hook.
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Whopper Jr.
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Walt.
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Anybody find that extra pin
from the gypsy rack?
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No, we still missing that?
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That thing's gonna fucking fall off
and we're gonna lose all our water cans.
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Maybe take an extra off
and shove those down.
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Brunmeier, drink the fucking water.
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- How are they doing?
- Ass to mouth disease.
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Half the guys got the shits.
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- Both right now?
- Yeah, take 'em.
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It's a good thing this is over.
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Fuck!
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For us, anyway.
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Manimal just dropped a case of grenades.
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See?
That's why we can't have nice things.
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Fucking hick.
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- You wanted to see me, sir?
- Nate, did you hear?
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General Mattis shitcanned Colonel Dowdy.
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He took the ammo from his sidearm,
lieutenant.
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Colonel wasn't a team player.
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Godfather said
we should all play on the team.
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If it can happen to a full bird Colonel,
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it can happen to anyone.
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So you know, there will be
no more questioning of my orders.
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Respectfully, sir, I've only tried
to interpret your intent
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to the best of my ability.
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Captain, sir.
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Here comes the warrior on our team.
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Outstanding work last night
taking down that E.P.W.
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- Just doing my job.
- Looks like he put up quite a fight.
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A fight like that tells me
the company took in a highvalue asset.
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He did not want to surrender.
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You have the afteraction report?
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Sergeant Kocher is bringing it.
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While your platoon has been busy
shooting civilians at roadblocks
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Bravo Three
was taking in live prisoners.
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I heard.
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Good work, Dave.
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Anybody got any chow over there?
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What do you want?
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I'll take anything I can get
at this point.
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Tell Victor Three to get on the road,
we got C.A.O. checks.
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This'll be handy if we write
your platoon up for a commendation.
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Sergeant,
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your E.P.W. put up quite a struggle.
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It's a good thing your C.O. was there.
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If you want to believe
what was the reason for this meeting?
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Right.
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Battalion says we're moving on.
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That's ASAP, Lieutenant.
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- Lieutenant, I was about to...
- Yeah, but no.
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Not the right time.
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Trombley,
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why were they calling you Whopper Jr.?
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They were calling me that?
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Ray...
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Why were they calling him that?
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- Brad, we got foot mobiles.
- Hitman Two, this is Two One.
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We've got a bunch of foot mobiles
at 11 o'clock.
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Interrogative: do they have weapons?
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- Hostile intent?
- They got naked intent.
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Be advised,
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there's a minivan pulling off the road.
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Roger.
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- Be vigilant, over.
- Trombley, range the Mark-19.
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Bad guys could be in that van.
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Stand by, Hitman Two.
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Roger, standing by.
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Walt, watch your fucking sector.
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It looks like we caught
these guys in the act,
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trying to change their uniforms.
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Two Actual,
we ought to halt the convoy here.
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Roger that, Two One.
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They say they were robbed.
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Lying motherfuckers.
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Tell us where you hid your uniforms.
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Your documents.
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They say there were robbed
by the soldiers.
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They stole their clothes
and siphoned the gas from the car.
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Lieutenant Fick, sir!
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Over here!
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Be careful of the one on the right!
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He's got a horse cock like Manimal's.
You don't want to get that thing angry.
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Sir, we have three Arab males
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naked.
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It appears they've been shot
execution style.
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H.M.C. Bryan investigating
the cause of death has determined
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all three have been killed
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with gunshot wounds
to the back of the head.
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Good work, Rudy.
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- Team Two at your service, sir.
- Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes.
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This ain't our work.
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Dudes are telling the truth.
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He says they are farmers.
One family brothers.
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I don't think he's lying.
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Command Two, this is Two One Bravo.
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I've got an english speaking haji
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in this minivan
waving around his wife beater.
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Says they got jacked
by some Iraqi soldiers.
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Americans, you win battle,
beat Saddam's army.
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Now his army beat us. What you do?
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They rob us.
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What do you do?
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Listen,
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this is something
you're gonna have to...
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You have to take it up with the U.N.
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Okay?
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Just
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stay back from the road.
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And you don't have to wave
your T-shirts around anymore, all right?
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Here.
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Found a haji helmet.
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Fits good.
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How do I look?
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Like a target.
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It's better than nothing.
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What we did,
running and gunning through those towns,
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the good stuff and the bad
was all part of the plan.
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Of all the Marines in the 1st division,
the General selected us
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to be the instrument
of long range strategy.
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We led the feint to Al Kut.
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We tied down two Iraqi divisions,
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saved untold numbers of U.S. soldiers.
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You should be proud.
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Why didn't we go into Al Kut?
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Gabe, the General's plan
wasn't about taking the city.
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It was about making the Iraqis think
we were gonna take it.
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To be clear,
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the Commander's intent
was never to take it.
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The focus has always been Baghdad.
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This sucks, man.
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We did all this shit
because we took a wrong turn?
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00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:24,287
- Gabe, that's not what I'm saying.
- You got something better to do?
258
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,394
What the fuck is in your hand?
259
00:18:27,489 --> 00:18:28,776
It's my new helmet, sir.
260
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,637
It's a haji gear I painted Marine camo.
261
00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:37,702
I lost my kevlar in the run
to the airfield, remember?
262
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,914
Sergeant Major Sixta
made me ditch the bike helmet.
263
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:44,684
Brad?
264
00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:47,635
How's your teams combat effectiveness?
265
00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,590
Well, we got Person's allergies,
266
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,924
but none of my teams got the shits.
267
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:54,172
Leon and Lilley both have it, but
268
00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:56,280
they're still doing their job, sir.
269
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,700
Team Two is out.
270
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,615
Three is almost as bad.
271
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:04,907
Looks like we'll be nursing
this platoon all the way into Baghdad.
272
00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:07,107
My money is we won't be
in the assault to Baghdad.
273
00:19:09,151 --> 00:19:11,195
You don't use Humvees
to attack an urban center.
274
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,407
You don't use Humvees to strong point
a city either, but we did.
275
00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:17,519
Maybe they'll hook us up, sir,
276
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:20,426
let us guard some of Saddam's money
in one of those palaces.
277
00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:21,537
I don't know.
278
00:19:23,341 --> 00:19:27,172
I just hope we get to fuck up
some more shit before the war ends.
279
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,154
They need to send our asses to Baghdad.
280
00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,035
Reyes, how many guys
are sick on your team?
281
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,936
I have three men down, warrior healer.
282
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,055
That makes 14 in the platoon.
283
00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:55,153
Are you throwing up?
284
00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:56,873
Wake up, Budweiser.
285
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,421
Brunmeier, come on. Wake the fuck up.
286
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,063
I got the shits, doc.
287
00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:04,407
- I can't.
- Drink some water, you fucking asshole.
288
00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:06,953
What's this about a T72 tank
on his side of the perimeter?
289
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,294
- It's fucking blown, Gunny.
- Reyes.
290
00:20:10,095 --> 00:20:11,692
Aye, Gunnery Sergeant.
291
00:20:13,425 --> 00:20:14,895
What kind of team leader are you,
292
00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:17,353
not checking out an enemy tank
on your perimeter?
293
00:20:17,473 --> 00:20:18,624
Roger that, Gunny.
294
00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:21,139
Being I'm the only man on my team
not down with the shits
295
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:22,848
I will take out a patrol.
296
00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:25,909
No, you put the hammer to your team.
Like Godfather says,
297
00:20:26,029 --> 00:20:29,314
malingering spreads like a yeast
infection unless you nip it in the bud.
298
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,482
These men can't walk.
299
00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:33,661
Has our Lieutenant approved this order?
300
00:20:33,781 --> 00:20:34,528
He has.
301
00:20:35,752 --> 00:20:38,072
If the men are ill,
then you should go with them, corpsman.
302
00:20:41,063 --> 00:20:42,119
I love this guy.
303
00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:46,044
And you'd better watch it, doc.
304
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,294
Team Three will take it.
305
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:51,069
Your men are sicker.
306
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,026
Doesn't even have a turret.
307
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,340
Fucking cocksucker sends us
into a fucking swamp
308
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,405
to check this weak shit out.
309
00:21:32,589 --> 00:21:34,254
What the hell was that?
310
00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:39,318
I shit my pants.
311
00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:44,775
How are you showing yourself
as team leader tonight?
312
00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:46,397
Tonight?
313
00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:48,467
Rudy.
314
00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:50,624
- Yes, sir.
- Where the hell is Lovell's team?
315
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,094
They're out there.
316
00:21:52,719 --> 00:21:55,634
- They're inspecting the T72.
- A tank? Where?
317
00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:57,529
In the swamp.
318
00:21:57,814 --> 00:21:59,404
They blown out one.
319
00:21:59,814 --> 00:22:01,724
Gunnery Sergeant Griego
informed us that you...
320
00:22:01,844 --> 00:22:04,075
They're covering your ass, Nate.
321
00:22:08,031 --> 00:22:10,118
What the fuck is going on here?
322
00:22:10,407 --> 00:22:12,501
How would it look if that tank
was operational?
323
00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:15,292
I'll tell you what it looks like
right now.
324
00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:17,892
It resembles an incompetent moron
climbing up the asshole
325
00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:21,362
of his company commander
by inventing a bullshit mission.
326
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,194
Did you seek my authority
before tasking my platoon with this?
327
00:22:24,314 --> 00:22:25,114
I did.
328
00:22:25,402 --> 00:22:27,850
I woke you 40 mikes ago
to affirm the order.
329
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:28,976
You woke me?
330
00:22:30,194 --> 00:22:31,888
I hadn't been to sleep in 36 hours.
331
00:22:32,008 --> 00:22:34,689
I have no recollection whatsoever
of you waking me.
332
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:41,863
I thought I was dreaming.
333
00:22:49,374 --> 00:22:51,124
Get the fuck out of here.
334
00:22:52,090 --> 00:22:54,740
And do not ever again
mess with my platoon.
335
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,126
I was just trying to cover you.
336
00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:08,305
You know you're suspect with battalion.
337
00:23:10,521 --> 00:23:11,471
Fuck that.
338
00:23:12,856 --> 00:23:14,688
You can fuck with me
all you want but do not,
339
00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:17,524
I repeat, do not fuck with my men.
340
00:23:20,892 --> 00:23:22,742
I'm putting it down, Gunny.
341
00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:25,511
You picking it up?
342
00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:52,808
Stiney, that's my front yard
you just puked on there.
343
00:23:53,294 --> 00:23:54,094
Sorry.
344
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,408
Clumps of them in 10s and 20s.
345
00:24:15,273 --> 00:24:17,654
They're coming from as far as I can see.
346
00:24:29,393 --> 00:24:31,383
Quite a party you got going, Damon.
347
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,853
They started showing up at 00 dark 30.
348
00:24:39,465 --> 00:24:41,903
The plan is for my platoon
to escort these folks through our lines
349
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,569
to the southern checkpoint.
350
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:46,439
Need you to let them through
in blocks of 40.
351
00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:49,692
Sir, if I may ask,
why not send them back to Al Kut?
352
00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:52,996
- The fighting's over there.
- These people aren't from Al Kut.
353
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,066
They say they're from Baghdad.
354
00:24:58,114 --> 00:24:59,459
They walked over 100 miles?
355
00:25:00,862 --> 00:25:01,662
Look,
356
00:25:01,906 --> 00:25:03,235
we don't know who anyone is.
357
00:25:03,355 --> 00:25:06,405
Could be a suicide bomber among us,
so stay frosty.
358
00:25:07,196 --> 00:25:08,730
Keep your vehicles at a walking pace
359
00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:11,124
and this is important keep
a good distance from these people.
360
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:12,271
Roger.
361
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,677
White boys on my team
celebrating the end of our war, sir.
362
00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:28,965
35, 40 at a clip.
363
00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,918
Keep the families together.
364
00:25:31,038 --> 00:25:32,163
Roger.
365
00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:35,328
Smith, bring them through
in groups of 35.
366
00:25:35,488 --> 00:25:37,173
Keep the families together.
367
00:25:37,293 --> 00:25:38,495
Slow walk them.
368
00:25:38,801 --> 00:25:39,751
Stay hard.
369
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,490
Slow walk them. Slow walking them.
370
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,045
This is Hitman Actual.
371
00:25:44,205 --> 00:25:46,214
Keep your eyes open. Watch their hands.
372
00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,910
Some of them might be armed.
373
00:25:48,341 --> 00:25:49,742
Kid, nice jacket.
374
00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:54,419
Espera.
375
00:25:54,569 --> 00:25:55,412
Espera!
376
00:25:55,532 --> 00:25:56,782
Take this group.
377
00:25:57,635 --> 00:25:59,918
- Salāmu 'alaykum.
- Salāmu 'alaykum.
378
00:26:00,038 --> 00:26:01,288
Salāmu 'alaykum.
379
00:26:03,557 --> 00:26:05,907
Keep your fucking distance from them.
380
00:26:06,651 --> 00:26:08,523
Lilley, why don't you take up the rear?
381
00:26:08,643 --> 00:26:10,793
Garza, come up here to the front.
382
00:26:11,451 --> 00:26:12,446
All right?
383
00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:14,451
- Let's roll.
- Bravo, this is Two Two.
384
00:26:15,089 --> 00:26:18,593
Don't point weapons at these people,
but keep your guns up.
385
00:26:26,645 --> 00:26:29,753
Hitman Two Three, Hitman Two Two.
Roger, copy that.
386
00:26:29,873 --> 00:26:31,968
All right, we've got
the left side on this one.
387
00:26:44,902 --> 00:26:47,414
Two Two, keep an eye on that group
coming past your Humvee.
388
00:26:47,534 --> 00:26:48,984
Where's my Trombley?
389
00:26:52,134 --> 00:26:53,984
Get these people some water.
390
00:26:54,926 --> 00:26:56,701
Not the ass water. Get the bottled.
391
00:27:01,076 --> 00:27:03,765
Two Two, keep that group tight.
Keep a good pace.
392
00:27:05,703 --> 00:27:07,553
Carry that, miss? I got it.
393
00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,887
Yo, break out some M.R.Es.
394
00:27:17,607 --> 00:27:20,392
Like my nigga Tupac said,
"it's hard times, man."
395
00:27:20,552 --> 00:27:21,352
Yeah.
396
00:27:21,524 --> 00:27:23,074
Make me wanna holler.
397
00:27:23,263 --> 00:27:24,063
Word.
398
00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:25,730
What are these?
399
00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:27,080
- Sure.
- Water! Water!
400
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,550
Pass them around.
401
00:27:28,670 --> 00:27:30,819
- Water!
- Water water, me me!
402
00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:39,400
Keep moving.
403
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,870
Easy, easy, easy.
404
00:27:41,771 --> 00:27:43,242
Thank you, soldier.
405
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,418
Thank you for letting me pass
on my own road in my own country.
406
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,170
- Excuse me, ma'am?
- Why are you Americans here?
407
00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,922
We want to help you, ma'am.
408
00:27:51,082 --> 00:27:52,504
You know, I come from Baghdad.
409
00:27:52,624 --> 00:27:54,752
It is a beautiful city
and you are bombing it.
410
00:27:54,872 --> 00:27:56,374
This is to make my life better?
411
00:27:56,494 --> 00:27:58,542
Brad, we don't have
to take this kind of guff.
412
00:27:58,662 --> 00:28:00,802
I mean, we're liberating
these ungrateful bitches.
413
00:28:00,922 --> 00:28:03,154
You know,
this is a very beautiful country.
414
00:28:03,274 --> 00:28:04,978
And our president is very stupid.
415
00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,634
Maybe you are here for liberation,
I don't know.
416
00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:10,566
But because of oil,
it feels like war of aggression.
417
00:28:10,727 --> 00:28:12,639
Ma'am, I think you got
a really good point.
418
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,009
No, I really do.
419
00:28:15,405 --> 00:28:16,255
Really.
420
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,397
So much for death before dishonor.
421
00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:23,079
Damn, devil dog,
for a piece of ass like that,
422
00:28:23,897 --> 00:28:26,160
I'd sell your sister to Uday and Qusay.
423
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,917
Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two.
424
00:28:28,077 --> 00:28:29,198
Go on. Go.
425
00:28:36,032 --> 00:28:37,677
Don't give that thing to me.
426
00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:41,794
Yeah, I understand. Ma'am, I understand.
427
00:28:53,884 --> 00:28:54,934
Here you go.
428
00:28:58,415 --> 00:28:59,765
Are you happy now?
429
00:29:00,276 --> 00:29:02,613
Man, like this I grow up.
430
00:29:08,093 --> 00:29:08,943
Come on.
431
00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:13,594
Here you go.
432
00:29:16,204 --> 00:29:17,384
Mikey, give us a hand.
433
00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,841
It's okay. Come on.
434
00:29:24,398 --> 00:29:25,225
I got you.
435
00:29:25,385 --> 00:29:26,438
Here we go.
436
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:28,561
Easy, easy, easy.
437
00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:32,732
- In you go.
- That's enough.
438
00:29:36,622 --> 00:29:38,413
No more. Truck's full.
439
00:29:39,942 --> 00:29:41,192
All right, now.
440
00:29:42,172 --> 00:29:44,383
We just turned this combat team
into a hay ride.
441
00:29:44,503 --> 00:29:45,416
Thanks.
442
00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:46,578
Obrigado.
443
00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:58,011
Got to keep them cool.
444
00:30:00,731 --> 00:30:03,805
Doesn't matter what we do here.
Quarter of these babies are gonna die.
445
00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,159
You all right, Nathan?
446
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:13,571
Yah, Gunny.
447
00:30:13,967 --> 00:30:14,917
I'm good.
448
00:30:16,341 --> 00:30:17,891
We're helping people.
449
00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:25,017
This humanitarian stuff,
450
00:30:25,821 --> 00:30:28,583
we get lost in it,
we're not combat effective.
451
00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:31,100
This is our future here.
452
00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:32,625
Lieutenant, sir!
453
00:30:32,745 --> 00:30:36,613
Godfather's on the radio for you.
Battalion wants us Oscar Mike.
454
00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:46,400
Yeah, man. On it, thanks.
455
00:30:50,845 --> 00:30:52,812
Don't bravo it. Use the smoke first.
456
00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:02,197
What the fuck? Shit!
457
00:31:02,357 --> 00:31:04,055
His fucking head exploded!
458
00:31:04,734 --> 00:31:06,337
Guarantee he ain't getting up.
459
00:31:06,457 --> 00:31:09,287
At least we gave him a happy meal
before he died. No wait, check that.
460
00:31:09,447 --> 00:31:12,529
Before we hit him in the head
with a fucking 40 Mike-Mike.
461
00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:26,367
God damn!
462
00:31:27,398 --> 00:31:29,861
How'd the fuck the hajis kill an M1A1?
463
00:31:29,981 --> 00:31:31,370
Not a mobility kill.
464
00:31:31,618 --> 00:31:33,078
Both tracks look okay.
465
00:31:33,243 --> 00:31:34,812
Think the Marines in there got out?
466
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,496
If not,
they died fighting a legit enemy.
467
00:31:37,616 --> 00:31:39,859
Jesus, dude. That was first marines.
468
00:31:41,593 --> 00:31:43,553
They've got to be from oceanside.
469
00:31:45,243 --> 00:31:47,137
Hitman Two One, this is Hitman Two.
470
00:31:47,257 --> 00:31:49,452
The E.C.P. from the division camp
is in Grid
471
00:31:49,890 --> 00:31:53,190
Papa Quebec 278394.
472
00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:54,249
Over.
473
00:31:54,526 --> 00:31:55,326
Roger,
474
00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:57,168
I copy. Grid Papa Quebec
475
00:31:57,328 --> 00:31:59,379
278394, over.
476
00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:02,914
Hitman Two out.
477
00:32:03,832 --> 00:32:06,261
Hey, those are dogs we ought to shoot.
478
00:32:06,421 --> 00:32:09,527
If I felt we could spare the ammo,
I'd give you the order.
479
00:32:10,169 --> 00:32:11,350
Oh, fuck, man.
480
00:32:15,223 --> 00:32:16,884
Do not run that over, Ray.
481
00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:24,197
Jesus.
482
00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,229
You just can't fucking win.
483
00:32:32,926 --> 00:32:33,726
Man,
484
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,794
they're prepping Baghdad hard.
485
00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:37,871
And we're in a fucking pog camp.
486
00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:39,919
It's over for us.
487
00:32:40,936 --> 00:32:43,217
We won't be part of the show in Baghdad.
488
00:32:44,987 --> 00:32:45,769
Yup.
489
00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:51,212
This wasn't what we trained for.
490
00:32:54,671 --> 00:32:56,271
I just wanted to get one
491
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,752
real recon mission in this war.
492
00:33:00,143 --> 00:33:01,166
You know?
493
00:33:03,211 --> 00:33:04,685
Putting us in these
494
00:33:05,104 --> 00:33:07,224
is an affront to my warrior spirit.
495
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,401
I'm a hunter,
496
00:33:12,175 --> 00:33:15,238
not a fucking truck driver
corralling gun platforms.
497
00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:20,788
Brad, we were the fucking first boots
on the ground
498
00:33:20,908 --> 00:33:23,195
in the American invasion
of Mesopotamia.
499
00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:27,230
And you got your men out alive.
500
00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:33,273
Might be sad about not getting
your mission but for me,
501
00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,672
I got to tell you,
I'm glad this is over.
502
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,666
One other thing,
503
00:33:42,786 --> 00:33:44,354
no more cat holes.
504
00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:50,318
This fucking pog camp
we're in has a legit slittrench latrine.
505
00:33:51,589 --> 00:33:52,476
Really.
506
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,785
That's my recon mission then.
507
00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,193
??? Two on comms.
508
00:34:05,648 --> 00:34:06,780
... Hitman.
509
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,579
Hitman Two Three,
this is Hitman Two Two...
510
00:34:12,488 --> 00:34:13,360
Over.
511
00:34:14,549 --> 00:34:18,059
Manimal, you're no longer allowed
to touch the handset again. Over.
512
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:21,665
I put my babies down.
513
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,085
Think I'm gonna get some shuteye.
514
00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:29,854
I want you to know
you've done good, Tony.
515
00:34:33,062 --> 00:34:37,002
You earned a lot of reputation
in the recon community as my A.T.L.
516
00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:42,353
You've always had my six.
517
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:49,661
I just want you to know
I really appreciate that.
518
00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:55,179
And it's been...
519
00:34:55,647 --> 00:34:56,848
Do you realize
520
00:34:57,902 --> 00:34:59,710
the shit that we've done here,
521
00:35:00,773 --> 00:35:02,350
the people we've killed?
522
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:05,648
Back in the civilian world, dawg,
523
00:35:06,776 --> 00:35:08,115
if we did this,
524
00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:10,847
we would go to prison.
525
00:35:18,643 --> 00:35:20,455
Poke,
you're thinking like a mexican again.
526
00:35:21,865 --> 00:35:23,401
Think like a white man.
527
00:35:24,564 --> 00:35:26,002
Over there, they'll be
528
00:35:26,162 --> 00:35:28,283
laying on the medals for what we did.
529
00:35:35,929 --> 00:35:37,493
What's with you, dawg?
530
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,477
I'm tweaking, bro.
531
00:35:41,813 --> 00:35:43,933
Don't feel right unless I'm strapped.
532
00:35:44,781 --> 00:35:46,355
I'm gonna go pull guard duty.
533
00:36:03,949 --> 00:36:04,749
Sir.
534
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,008
Sergeant,
535
00:36:10,454 --> 00:36:13,609
they're speaking pretty highly
of First Recon at division headquarters.
536
00:36:14,418 --> 00:36:16,755
The General thinks
we're slaying dragons.
537
00:36:17,632 --> 00:36:19,166
I'm pleased to hear that, sir.
538
00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:20,848
But between you and me,
539
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,393
it's bullshit.
540
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,385
You men need another mission.
541
00:36:29,809 --> 00:36:32,199
Tanks are gonna lead the way
into Baghdad,
542
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,154
but we want to get in the game too.
543
00:36:36,682 --> 00:36:37,659
Yes, sir.
544
00:36:38,941 --> 00:36:40,117
Be advised, Brad:
545
00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:42,921
stay frosty.
546
00:37:07,054 --> 00:37:09,435
- I got her right in front of me!
- Show me those titties!
547
00:37:09,555 --> 00:37:12,316
Come on, baby! I got 15 large!
Give me one ass cheek!
548
00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:16,411
- A liberated bitch.
- I'm gonna hit that shit.
549
00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:18,764
Wearing your desert goggles.
That ain't nothing but a
550
00:37:18,884 --> 00:37:20,576
piece of nappy haired Whiskey Tango.
551
00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,562
He's right, man. You ain't hittin' shit.
W.M. like that?
552
00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:27,728
No, she be wearing kevlar panties nailed
on top of a concertina wire bush.
553
00:37:27,848 --> 00:37:30,110
Yeah, well, I'm gonna do a recon there.
554
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,628
I'm gonna make a path
for all you motherfuckers.
555
00:37:35,124 --> 00:37:37,592
Shit, man, can you imagine
the stank on that cunt?
556
00:37:37,816 --> 00:37:40,128
That is exactly why I'm going!
557
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,638
Sir, I'm gonna go down on her
558
00:37:42,798 --> 00:37:45,266
like she got all of Saddam's W.M.Ds
559
00:37:45,426 --> 00:37:47,455
just buried right between her legs.
560
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:49,812
- You better dig deep.
- Oh, Yeah, baby!
561
00:37:50,366 --> 00:37:51,689
Hit that gas, come on!
562
00:37:51,849 --> 00:37:53,900
Give it a little tap! Pat it, pat it!
563
00:37:56,528 --> 00:37:58,892
It's not that bad over here.
Don't kill yourself like that.
564
00:37:59,012 --> 00:38:01,479
Shit, go get it, baby.
Get some for old J.C.
565
00:38:01,891 --> 00:38:04,327
- Oh, shit. Heads up.
- Oh, shit, smash!
566
00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:07,455
Belays that, Devil Dog!
567
00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:09,172
You's a squealin'
568
00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:12,473
like a bunch of butt-fucked
Vassar bitches!
569
00:38:14,103 --> 00:38:15,355
Unfuck yourselves
570
00:38:16,066 --> 00:38:18,215
or we gonna suffer the spectacle
of a W.M.
571
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,437
with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs
trailin' their stern.
572
00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:23,987
Get yourselves squared up here.
573
00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:26,370
Corporal,
574
00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:31,312
you're inappropriatin' your
chemical filtration device by attemptin'
575
00:38:31,648 --> 00:38:33,053
fornication wit' it!
576
00:38:33,297 --> 00:38:37,027
Jesus, do I have to tell you not
to desecrate your mask with perversions?
577
00:38:38,453 --> 00:38:40,350
Where the fuck are your helmets?
578
00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:42,035
Fuckin' Sixta.
579
00:38:42,724 --> 00:38:44,859
No sooner do we stop getting shot at,
580
00:38:45,017 --> 00:38:46,848
the motherfucker is out here lifing us
581
00:38:46,968 --> 00:38:49,492
in his illiterate fucking retardese.
582
00:38:50,486 --> 00:38:53,852
People think they have the authority
to kill the minority, man.
583
00:38:55,025 --> 00:38:56,258
Fuck the police.
584
00:38:57,472 --> 00:38:59,292
- Holy shit!
- What the fuck?
585
00:39:01,327 --> 00:39:02,878
What the fuck? Get some!
586
00:39:04,714 --> 00:39:05,825
Fuckin' Brad.
587
00:39:09,737 --> 00:39:11,739
Yeah! Hell, yeah.
588
00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:14,080
It don't get no better than that.
589
00:39:15,807 --> 00:39:18,605
Man over all stations, be advised:
Sergeant Colbert is...
590
00:39:18,725 --> 00:39:20,022
wings level.
591
00:39:20,574 --> 00:39:21,862
Can somebody clear him hot?
592
00:39:26,584 --> 00:39:29,897
What, did you give him some
Rolling Stone drugs or something?
593
00:39:30,017 --> 00:39:30,819
No.
594
00:39:31,423 --> 00:39:33,194
What the fuck did you do to him?
595
00:39:34,016 --> 00:39:35,960
Asked him what he would be
if he wasn't Marine.
596
00:39:36,398 --> 00:39:38,919
Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina?
597
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:40,548
That's my fuckin' dream.
598
00:39:45,389 --> 00:39:46,505
What the fuck?
599
00:39:52,178 --> 00:39:53,433
You fucking rock.
600
00:39:57,352 --> 00:39:58,408
Better now.
601
00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:03,482
Ray, I want you to gather the team.
602
00:40:10,024 --> 00:40:10,953
All right.
603
00:40:15,185 --> 00:40:16,764
Drop your pots, gents.
604
00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:19,621
Sergeant Colbert's giving you a pass.
605
00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:29,155
There's something
I've been keeping from you.
606
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:33,561
I wasn't sure we were gonna live
to share this moment.
607
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:36,867
Fuck yeah!
608
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,033
- Chef Boyardee, the master!
- To celebrate.
609
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,281
- Here, hurry up!
- Trombley, get a fire going.
610
00:40:47,441 --> 00:40:48,441
Walt, here.
611
00:40:49,788 --> 00:40:51,660
You deceiving, conniving,
612
00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:53,913
hebrew motherfucker.
613
00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:58,057
How were you gonna keep
this from your dearest pal Rayray?
614
00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:00,668
I got one more secret to share.
615
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,385
- Juggs!
- No no! Wait! Not yet.
616
00:41:08,546 --> 00:41:10,580
I need some I need some time
with this alone.
617
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,666
- Come on. Just give me one.
- Just calm down.
618
00:41:12,786 --> 00:41:15,101
You'll get your sloppy
seconds with Jasmine.
619
00:41:16,087 --> 00:41:17,519
You gotta share with Trombley.
620
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,281
What? He'll kill her!
621
00:41:19,401 --> 00:41:21,614
Eat, fuck, kill all the same, right?
622
00:41:21,734 --> 00:41:24,193
Yeah! All the same
if you're a fucking psycho.
623
00:41:25,605 --> 00:41:28,489
- I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine.
- Speaking of which,
624
00:41:29,369 --> 00:41:32,284
one of you guys
still has my girlfriend's picture.
625
00:41:33,006 --> 00:41:33,752
Dude,
626
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,905
I hate to tell you this, but your
girlfriend's is a kind of a whore.
627
00:41:38,025 --> 00:41:38,858
What?
628
00:41:38,978 --> 00:41:42,063
Yeah, last time I saw her,
she was doing all of H&S company.
629
00:41:42,183 --> 00:41:43,753
She doesn't deserve you, man.
630
00:41:44,819 --> 00:41:47,718
Brah, civilian food
gives me the munchies!
631
00:41:48,085 --> 00:41:49,835
- Lilley.
- Thanks, Brad.
632
00:41:52,589 --> 00:41:53,839
Arbe are faroni?
633
00:41:54,952 --> 00:41:56,232
What's your problem?
634
00:41:56,352 --> 00:41:58,544
Last time the white man gave
my people something,
635
00:41:58,664 --> 00:42:00,896
it was blankets laced with typhoid.
636
00:42:01,299 --> 00:42:03,053
Poke, can't we all just...
637
00:42:03,697 --> 00:42:04,647
get along?
638
00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:08,612
Whopper Jr.,
639
00:42:08,966 --> 00:42:10,613
you got any tabasco to go with this?
640
00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:12,346
Okay, there it is.
641
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,651
You did just call him Whopper Jr.
642
00:42:14,771 --> 00:42:16,821
Now what the hell is that about?
643
00:42:18,590 --> 00:42:21,458
We call our man Whopper Jr.
because they're sold at Burger King.
644
00:42:23,134 --> 00:42:24,234
Burger King.
645
00:42:24,354 --> 00:42:25,421
Right. B.K.
646
00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:27,341
"Baby killer."
647
00:42:27,661 --> 00:42:30,634
Trombley's our little Whopper Jr.
ever since he shot those shepherds.
648
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,181
Damn, Brad,
what else you got hidden in the Humvee?
649
00:42:36,342 --> 00:42:37,392
A fat chick?
650
00:42:39,136 --> 00:42:40,573
Shoot some civilians,
651
00:42:40,693 --> 00:42:42,543
you get a reputation. Right?
652
00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:47,770
Walt.
653
00:42:49,688 --> 00:42:51,085
He didn't mean that.
654
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,147
Walt.
655
00:42:58,685 --> 00:43:02,061
You're a fuckin' messed up hick.
You can't even eat ravioli.
656
00:43:02,181 --> 00:43:03,667
I'm eating ravioli.
657
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,341
Look at him!
658
00:43:09,304 --> 00:43:13,034
Gents, the final battle against
Saddam's military began this morning
659
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,866
when R.C.T-5 crossed the Diyala river.
660
00:43:16,299 --> 00:43:18,057
The final assault of Baghdad
is under way.
661
00:43:19,726 --> 00:43:20,742
Now,
662
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,412
some of you may have surmised
663
00:43:23,532 --> 00:43:26,698
that this is not a game
for marines in open Humvees,
664
00:43:26,935 --> 00:43:28,970
that while this great battle
is being fought,
665
00:43:29,090 --> 00:43:31,965
you'd be sitting in a field
holding your dicks.
666
00:43:32,557 --> 00:43:34,490
Or if you're in h&s company,
holding our dicks.
667
00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:41,622
This is a problem that's been
gnawing at Godfather since Al Kut.
668
00:43:43,286 --> 00:43:45,501
And the solution was right
in front of me the whole time.
669
00:43:49,213 --> 00:43:50,214
Gentlemen,
670
00:43:50,334 --> 00:43:51,981
the northern flank.
671
00:43:53,779 --> 00:43:55,476
Above Baghdad, we assume
672
00:43:55,596 --> 00:43:57,995
a significant Republican guard presence,
673
00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:02,351
especially since it's this region that's
the home to the Sunnis and Ba'athists.
674
00:44:03,339 --> 00:44:06,028
Now it turns out this had been weighing
on the C.G.'s mind
675
00:44:06,148 --> 00:44:08,601
when I went to meet with him last night.
676
00:44:09,477 --> 00:44:13,476
Chaos has committed all three regiments
to the assault from the east here.
677
00:44:15,306 --> 00:44:17,771
There's a town called Baqubah
678
00:44:18,235 --> 00:44:20,077
about 50 kliks north of the city
679
00:44:21,252 --> 00:44:23,664
where an iraqi mechanized
Republican guard division
680
00:44:24,053 --> 00:44:25,593
is unaccounted for.
681
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:29,055
Okay? Now this leaves
Chaos's northern flank
682
00:44:29,175 --> 00:44:31,248
as tender as the virgin's thigh.
683
00:44:33,447 --> 00:44:34,805
Until I met with him,
684
00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:38,924
the C.G. thought his only option was
to peel off a mechanized battalion.
685
00:44:39,473 --> 00:44:41,126
As a good officer should,
686
00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:42,996
I gave him another option.
687
00:44:44,044 --> 00:44:46,221
Gentlemen, we are going to Baqubah.
688
00:44:47,122 --> 00:44:49,392
Expect morning orders within 30 mikes.
689
00:44:50,218 --> 00:44:51,968
Sir, there's a situation.
690
00:44:52,969 --> 00:44:55,705
Despite our best efforts,
they came up on our comms this morning.
691
00:44:55,825 --> 00:44:59,824
They know where we are and they're less
than two kliks from our perimeter.
692
00:45:02,671 --> 00:45:04,681
Sir, we could give them
a tangential mission,
693
00:45:04,801 --> 00:45:06,951
maybe task them with guarding H&S?
694
00:45:07,201 --> 00:45:09,251
Major, we can't unfuck this one.
695
00:45:10,528 --> 00:45:12,378
Gentlemen, one other thing:
696
00:45:13,776 --> 00:45:15,841
Delta company will be with us.
697
00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:20,429
The reservists have arrived.
698
00:45:22,634 --> 00:45:24,184
All right, that's it.
699
00:45:39,185 --> 00:45:40,934
Lt, what's the date today?
700
00:45:41,054 --> 00:45:43,535
Copy that, Two Two. Solid copy.
701
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,781
Yo, Dirty,
702
00:45:51,236 --> 00:45:52,708
you got a donkey dick?
703
00:45:52,828 --> 00:45:53,846
Radiator?
704
00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:55,942
Yeah, wait a minute, Ray.
705
00:45:57,863 --> 00:45:59,467
What the fuck are you doing?
706
00:46:00,014 --> 00:46:01,564
Writing in my journal.
707
00:46:02,115 --> 00:46:03,565
About all this shit?
708
00:46:03,966 --> 00:46:06,805
What, about you're
singlehandedly winning this war?
709
00:46:07,428 --> 00:46:09,934
That's the type of shit
that Cody puts in his little diary.
710
00:46:10,054 --> 00:46:11,892
Look, if they say
we fought valiantly here,
711
00:46:12,012 --> 00:46:14,026
I want 'em to know we fought retarded.
712
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,369
Yeah, 'cause going into towns,
713
00:46:16,489 --> 00:46:18,779
storming an airfield
with no observation.
714
00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:21,485
. I work for Captain America.
You got fick at least.
715
00:46:21,605 --> 00:46:24,409
I've been telling you, Eric,
it don't have to be that way.
716
00:46:24,889 --> 00:46:27,413
One bullet in the head,
our whole platoon is squared away.
717
00:46:27,574 --> 00:46:29,067
Just stow that fuckin' shit.
718
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:32,708
You had your chances like everybody else
and you haven't done it, so fuck you.
719
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,052
Here comes dumbass.
720
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:41,741
Well, guys, it's been groovy.
721
00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:43,887
Good work, men.
722
00:46:45,824 --> 00:46:47,067
Yes, sir.
723
00:46:49,570 --> 00:46:50,300
Good.
724
00:46:51,388 --> 00:46:52,445
Good work.
725
00:47:03,405 --> 00:47:06,022
Each man sees things
differently in combat.
726
00:47:07,353 --> 00:47:08,996
Right now at any time, we could die.
727
00:47:09,933 --> 00:47:11,999
It's almost enough
to make you lose your sanity.
728
00:47:12,414 --> 00:47:14,835
To remain calm and stay in a place
where you think you will die,
729
00:47:14,996 --> 00:47:17,346
that too is the definition of insane.
730
00:47:22,784 --> 00:47:24,834
Nate, you have to become insane
731
00:47:25,255 --> 00:47:26,805
to survive in combat.
732
00:47:33,305 --> 00:47:34,223
Yeah.
733
00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:39,910
This is how it comes down to us.
734
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,613
We're on point for the battalion,
735
00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,823
but first we're linking up with war pig.
736
00:47:45,984 --> 00:47:48,573
We're gonna be rolling
with some real ass the fuckin' L.A.Vs.
737
00:47:48,693 --> 00:47:49,952
And good newsbad news,.
738
00:47:50,114 --> 00:47:53,457
They're giving us the L.A.Vs because
they're sending us north of Baghdad,
739
00:47:54,365 --> 00:47:56,084
where all Saddam's people are from.
740
00:47:56,930 --> 00:47:59,712
And they don't love us up there
like they do down south.
741
00:47:59,873 --> 00:48:01,697
- So fuck 'em where they live.
- Damn right.
742
00:48:01,817 --> 00:48:04,515
We'll be surrounded by friendlies
until here...
743
00:48:04,635 --> 00:48:05,885
the magic line.
744
00:48:07,181 --> 00:48:09,514
No american unit
has gone past this line.
745
00:48:10,438 --> 00:48:13,088
A couple tried yesterday
and got ambushed.
746
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,050
This...
747
00:48:15,763 --> 00:48:17,174
is badguy country.
748
00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:23,926
All l right, gents, we got 30 mikes.
749
00:48:25,154 --> 00:48:26,532
Somebody's got to win this.
750
00:48:26,961 --> 00:48:29,311
What the fuck are you all moto about?
751
00:48:30,127 --> 00:48:31,702
Jumpin' jehoshaphat.
752
00:48:32,888 --> 00:48:35,908
Are we that desperate for cannon fodder
that they're clearing out the sick,
753
00:48:36,028 --> 00:48:39,324
- the lame, the crazy?
- Look at you boys?
754
00:48:39,444 --> 00:48:41,255
At what's up with these guys?
755
00:48:41,415 --> 00:48:43,589
- What's up, Dawg?
- Look at these guys.
756
00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:49,137
- How the fuck did you find us?
- I came up
757
00:48:49,298 --> 00:48:50,348
with Delta.
758
00:48:51,037 --> 00:48:52,643
Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude?
759
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:56,638
Brad, you're not gonna believe it.
It has been madness since day one.
760
00:48:56,758 --> 00:48:59,146
What happened to your
cushy liaison gig at Al Jabar?
761
00:48:59,492 --> 00:49:02,319
Yeah, rockin' the fucking side pipe
with them air force hotties.
762
00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:04,999
Fuck that, I ain't had a war
since Somalia I had to get some.
763
00:49:05,119 --> 00:49:08,939
But I seriously would not have jumped
ship if it meant rolling with Delta.
764
00:49:09,298 --> 00:49:10,292
What?
765
00:49:10,412 --> 00:49:12,411
- Clusterfuck?
- They're off the hook.
766
00:49:12,697 --> 00:49:15,135
Dude, they don't got any gear or food.
767
00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:17,513
They were pulling escort duty
just to eat.
768
00:49:17,633 --> 00:49:21,117
And then they got to rollin'
into these hamlets and doing these shows
769
00:49:21,237 --> 00:49:24,934
of force you know, cowboy shit for fun.
Like this one time, I swear to god,
770
00:49:25,054 --> 00:49:27,884
they thought it'd be funny to give
these little kids, like, porn mags
771
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:31,346
like Hustler and Maxim and shit,
772
00:49:31,507 --> 00:49:33,375
show the little hajis
what we're fighting for.
773
00:49:33,495 --> 00:49:36,322
This old Iraqi comes storming out,
774
00:49:36,442 --> 00:49:39,479
starts screaming at our interpreter
about how we're fucking up their morals
775
00:49:39,983 --> 00:49:41,498
or some dumb shit, right?
776
00:49:41,618 --> 00:49:44,534
And he's super fucking pissed.
The old man's got an R.P.G.
777
00:49:44,873 --> 00:49:45,944
What?
778
00:49:46,104 --> 00:49:49,489
Delta fuckin' freaks.
They lob like 26 mark-19 rounds.
779
00:49:49,815 --> 00:49:51,174
They fuck up the whole hamlet.
780
00:49:51,383 --> 00:49:53,143
- Fuck.
- Bull-fucking-shit.
781
00:49:53,263 --> 00:49:55,077
Ollie North filmed
the whole fucking thing.
782
00:49:55,197 --> 00:49:56,479
The Oliver North?
783
00:49:56,599 --> 00:50:00,417
Oliver fuckin' North was standing there
with a camera crew from Fox
784
00:50:00,784 --> 00:50:03,787
filming the whole thing like it was
the turning point in the fucking war.
785
00:50:03,907 --> 00:50:06,323
These delta fucks are like L.A.P.D. cops
786
00:50:06,443 --> 00:50:09,665
and D.E.A. agents
and fucking air marshals.
787
00:50:09,785 --> 00:50:11,094
You know what I mean?
788
00:50:11,254 --> 00:50:15,181
And they're led by this Napoleon douche
who is like a Corporal
789
00:50:15,342 --> 00:50:18,769
or some shit in Albuquerque P.D.
I swear to god,
790
00:50:18,929 --> 00:50:21,980
this motherfucker has got cattle horns
791
00:50:22,140 --> 00:50:24,774
- on his Humvee.
- This is so colossally retarded,
792
00:50:24,894 --> 00:50:27,903
- I can't even say anything about it.
- Godfather knows.
793
00:50:28,330 --> 00:50:31,901
He's been ducking us on the comms
for the past couple weeks.
794
00:50:32,021 --> 00:50:33,408
But they're here now, brad,
795
00:50:34,011 --> 00:50:36,033
and they're rolling with you.
796
00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:39,623
No fuckin' way.
We're working with reservists?
797
00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:41,661
That's some bullshit.
798
00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:46,003
Look at this motherfucker.
799
00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:50,867
Check it out. If I'm lying, I'm dying.
800
00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:54,705
That's a real marine.
801
00:50:56,918 --> 00:50:57,934
Fick!
802
00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:05,082
We're out of our M.O.P.P.S.
803
00:51:05,535 --> 00:51:07,348
- Right now.
- Yes, sir.
804
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,371
You can actually see it
rolling downhill.
805
00:51:10,491 --> 00:51:11,311
Yep,
806
00:51:11,431 --> 00:51:12,614
here it comes.
807
00:51:13,176 --> 00:51:14,483
Change in S.O.P.
808
00:51:14,901 --> 00:51:18,245
Out of our M.O.P.P. suits. You've 5 min
to get right, then we're red-con one.
809
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,206
- We're back in cammies!
- So fresh and so clean.
810
00:51:24,828 --> 00:51:26,570
Fuck, I don't have bootpants.
811
00:51:27,256 --> 00:51:29,485
My balls smell like Jack's mouth.
812
00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:32,175
How do you know
what his mouth smells like?
813
00:51:32,335 --> 00:51:34,210
'cause my balls were in it.
814
00:51:34,330 --> 00:51:36,763
What the fuck do they do
over there, man?
815
00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:40,435
No, really, if we're not
in our M.O.P.P. suits,
816
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,991
that means there's no W.M.Ds
817
00:51:43,339 --> 00:51:47,337
If there's no W.M.D.S,
then why are we here in the first place?
818
00:51:47,726 --> 00:51:50,019
I knew you were a fucking
gay-ass liberal.
819
00:51:50,139 --> 00:51:52,967
You tried to pretend
by invading iraq with us, but I knew.
820
00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:56,433
I'm serious, Ray. Isn't that
the whole point of us being here?
821
00:51:56,955 --> 00:52:00,067
The point is we get to
kill people, you dumb fuck.
822
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,560
What's the difference anyway, man?
823
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,609
I mean,
824
00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:06,518
the war's almost over.
825
00:52:06,638 --> 00:52:09,066
We're just about done with this bitch.
826
00:52:12,367 --> 00:52:14,451
Shit, man, they're taking everything.
827
00:52:15,447 --> 00:52:16,386
Yeah,
828
00:52:16,723 --> 00:52:18,539
they're pretty much liberated
around here.
829
00:52:18,659 --> 00:52:20,290
Ray, stay focused.
830
00:52:21,072 --> 00:52:23,743
- We have a mission.
- Yeah, some mission...
831
00:52:23,863 --> 00:52:25,829
"cross the magic line."
832
00:52:26,432 --> 00:52:28,742
What the fuck can that be all about?
833
00:52:31,186 --> 00:52:33,747
That's us. War pig, then recon.
834
00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:36,468
The line is on 34 northern.
835
00:52:36,942 --> 00:52:38,973
On the other side? The Iraqis.
836
00:52:40,058 --> 00:52:41,748
And they're mechanized.
837
00:52:43,253 --> 00:52:44,322
Focus, Ray.
838
00:52:45,225 --> 00:52:46,038
Focus.
839
00:53:01,508 --> 00:53:02,954
Watch for mines, Ray.
840
00:53:03,074 --> 00:53:05,288
Remember, this is bad-guy country.
841
00:53:07,322 --> 00:53:09,773
Reporter, do you know
what you're supposed to do
842
00:53:09,893 --> 00:53:13,892
if the Humvee gets hit by a mine?
You're supposed to curl up like a bitch.
843
00:53:14,062 --> 00:53:17,347
- Trombley, make nice.
- You know how to curl up like a bitch,
844
00:53:17,467 --> 00:53:18,917
don't you, reporter?
845
00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:23,021
What is believed to bethe final assault
on the city's defenders.
846
00:53:24,010 --> 00:53:25,625
And now for cricket...
847
00:53:26,574 --> 00:53:29,299
BBC says they're puttin' whoop-ass
on Baghdad.
848
00:53:29,419 --> 00:53:31,428
And we're out here
in the fucking sticks.
849
00:53:34,663 --> 00:53:36,432
Man, turn that shit off.
850
00:53:36,872 --> 00:53:40,853
... disappointing results, "but,"
he said, "there's always a next time."
851
00:53:41,944 --> 00:53:45,006
We're out here under the radar
where nobody knows we're here.
852
00:53:45,828 --> 00:53:46,824
Hopefully,
853
00:53:47,509 --> 00:53:49,396
it'll fuckin' stay that way.
854
00:53:55,661 --> 00:53:58,025
Once more into the great good night.
855
00:53:59,212 --> 00:54:00,244
"Cry havoc
856
00:54:00,955 --> 00:54:02,909
"and let slip the dogs of war."
857
00:54:03,069 --> 00:54:04,098
Man,
858
00:54:04,218 --> 00:54:08,198
when I get home, I am gonna eat
the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy.
859
00:54:08,485 --> 00:54:09,935
Is that Shakespeare?
860
00:54:10,611 --> 00:54:12,345
Shakespeare wrote that?
861
00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,837
About his girlfriend's pussy?
862
00:54:16,124 --> 00:54:17,764
Godfather, Godfather.
863
00:54:20,462 --> 00:54:23,889
I take it the L.A.Vs in front of us
just crossedthe magic line.
864
00:54:24,049 --> 00:54:27,500
The L.A.Vs report enemy contact
on both sides of the road.
865
00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,311
Rockets, mortars and machine guns.
866
00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:37,858
Hitman, Hitman, small arms fire
to our three o'clock, 2-5-0 meters out.
867
00:54:41,249 --> 00:54:42,449
I have no targets.
868
00:54:44,097 --> 00:54:45,262
No targets.
869
00:54:49,699 --> 00:54:51,166
Walt, what are you shooting at?
870
00:54:51,326 --> 00:54:53,251
I got muzzle flashes behind those walls.
871
00:54:57,075 --> 00:54:59,591
Hold on, buddy!
That's a fuckin'village over there.
872
00:54:59,751 --> 00:55:02,552
- I see fuckin' fire coming in.
- Not from the houses!
873
00:55:03,179 --> 00:55:04,821
There are people in that village.
874
00:55:04,941 --> 00:55:07,290
- All Hitman Two...
- They ain't shooting at us.
875
00:55:07,410 --> 00:55:09,960
... one-six north on route green. Break.
876
00:55:10,922 --> 00:55:13,563
They've made contact
with a squad-sized force. Over.
877
00:55:13,683 --> 00:55:14,626
Roger.
878
00:55:15,067 --> 00:55:16,642
- Halt the vehicle.
- All right.
879
00:55:16,762 --> 00:55:18,098
L.A.Vs have stopped.
880
00:55:25,831 --> 00:55:27,935
Enemy! Enemy, both sides! Break!
881
00:55:28,664 --> 00:55:30,956
My God. Is he crying?
882
00:55:31,116 --> 00:55:32,499
No, he's not.
883
00:55:32,659 --> 00:55:33,767
He's just nervous.
884
00:55:33,887 --> 00:55:36,046
We're gonna die
if they don't get us out of here!
885
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,712
They sent us to die!
886
00:55:37,872 --> 00:55:39,171
Okay, fuck it. He's crying.
887
00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:42,010
All Hitman Victors, this is Hitman Two.
888
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:45,480
Be advised, the L.A.Vs are egressing
to the south. Break.
889
00:55:47,312 --> 00:55:49,962
We pull back into a defensive position
and dropping mortars. Over.
890
00:55:50,082 --> 00:55:51,171
That's a solid copy.
891
00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:53,678
Trombley, the L.A.Vs
will be coming up on our left.
892
00:55:53,798 --> 00:55:54,948
Do not engage.
893
00:55:55,712 --> 00:55:57,727
If you do, they'll schwack us.
894
00:56:03,025 --> 00:56:04,269
Jesus Christ.
895
00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:05,823
Tracers skipping around us.
896
00:56:06,370 --> 00:56:08,849
That's our own guys,
shooting down the axis of our convoy.
897
00:56:08,969 --> 00:56:10,695
All Hitman Two Victors,
hold your fire...
898
00:56:10,815 --> 00:56:12,343
Fucking reservists.
899
00:56:12,463 --> 00:56:13,581
Hold, Delta. Over.
900
00:56:15,627 --> 00:56:18,277
Is that the reservists firing
on the ville?
901
00:56:18,682 --> 00:56:20,532
- Walt!
- It's Delta.
902
00:56:21,134 --> 00:56:23,070
They're laying down F.P.F.
on the village.
903
00:56:23,190 --> 00:56:25,872
- It's all fucked up.
- Get those guys on the net.
904
00:56:25,992 --> 00:56:29,242
Man, they got passed down.
We have no comms with Delta.
905
00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:32,599
I don't know, maybe the fucking retards
will just run out of ammo.
906
00:56:32,761 --> 00:56:35,211
God damn,
this is gonna be a long night.
907
00:56:41,478 --> 00:56:43,301
This is Assassin One. We are set.
908
00:56:43,421 --> 00:56:45,824
Assassin One, this is Assassin Two...
909
00:56:46,590 --> 00:56:48,710
Assassin One Two,
this is Assassin One Three,
910
00:56:48,830 --> 00:56:52,480
we have local enemy entrenched
400 meters to the north. Break.
911
00:56:53,134 --> 00:56:54,873
Possible enemy mortar position.
912
00:56:54,993 --> 00:56:57,319
- North 1,000 meters. Interrogative.
- Stay in line!
913
00:56:57,439 --> 00:57:00,989
Are you in the position to observe
and persecute the target?
914
00:57:01,398 --> 00:57:03,756
Assassin One Three,
this is Assassin One Two.
915
00:57:03,876 --> 00:57:05,091
We are static.
916
00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:08,764
Stand by while I roll
the Godfather back.
917
00:57:09,082 --> 00:57:11,473
Assassin One Two out. Break break.
918
00:57:24,048 --> 00:57:26,738
They all got blankets on
to hide their heat signatures,
919
00:57:26,858 --> 00:57:28,238
right, Sergeant Colbert?
920
00:57:31,162 --> 00:57:35,012
A week ago, they didn't know
we could see their thermals at night.
921
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,049
Now they're adapting.
922
00:57:40,506 --> 00:57:42,175
Didn't work for that guy.
923
00:57:42,295 --> 00:57:43,686
- Get down!
- No!
924
00:57:50,546 --> 00:57:51,670
Cease fire!
925
00:57:52,542 --> 00:57:54,572
Cease fucking fire, Sergeant!
926
00:57:55,612 --> 00:57:56,612
Sergeant!
927
00:57:57,150 --> 00:58:00,438
- Cease fire, motherfucker!
- Cease fire!
928
00:58:01,661 --> 00:58:02,940
Cease fire now!
929
00:58:04,478 --> 00:58:05,989
Cease fucking fire!
930
00:58:07,682 --> 00:58:09,584
Sergeant! What the fuck?
931
00:58:09,704 --> 00:58:11,713
My staff Sergeant told me
to engage all movement.
932
00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:13,827
What are you doing?
You dumb motherfucker,
933
00:58:13,987 --> 00:58:15,668
you realize you're shooting at Marines?
934
00:58:15,788 --> 00:58:17,352
I saw an Iraqi helmet.
935
00:58:18,321 --> 00:58:19,871
I got this, Corporal.
936
00:58:20,756 --> 00:58:21,584
Fuck.
937
00:58:22,018 --> 00:58:23,916
Two Actual, this is Two One.
938
00:58:24,036 --> 00:58:25,793
Who the fuck is shooting at us?
939
00:58:25,913 --> 00:58:27,938
Fuckin' L.A.P.D. cops from Delta!
940
00:58:28,234 --> 00:58:30,322
They fucking love shooting Mexicans.
941
00:58:30,442 --> 00:58:32,057
It was Alpha, Gabe.
942
00:58:32,177 --> 00:58:33,215
Alpha.
943
00:58:33,862 --> 00:58:35,128
Mistakes happen.
944
00:58:35,744 --> 00:58:37,994
Two One Actual, what's your status?
945
00:58:39,345 --> 00:58:42,431
Everyone likes to shoot Mexicans,
even Mexicans.
946
00:58:59,488 --> 00:59:01,338
Hitman Two, this is Two One.
947
00:59:01,661 --> 00:59:04,751
This is accurate mortar fire.
Request permission to egress.
948
00:59:05,176 --> 00:59:07,532
Negative.
Our orders are to hold our position.
949
00:59:07,652 --> 00:59:09,690
We're blocking for Alpha. Over.
950
00:59:09,810 --> 00:59:12,960
- There's a fuckin' braindead idea.
- That's a hold.
951
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,761
We're covering Alpha's assault.
952
00:59:18,718 --> 00:59:19,571
Brad.
953
00:59:20,918 --> 00:59:23,709
Check out the retard
cas-evacing lamb chops.
954
00:59:27,226 --> 00:59:29,878
Man, that's fucking intense
when you think about it, homes.
955
00:59:29,998 --> 00:59:31,854
Here's this poor farmer
who's out there...
956
00:59:31,974 --> 00:59:33,411
Shut the fuck up.
957
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,302
Fucking fish in a barrel.
958
01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:07,356
Same motherfuckers
who tried to smoke your ass.
959
01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:16,658
... the most dramatic pictures
are showing
960
01:00:16,818 --> 01:00:19,099
American Marines in Baghdad city center
961
01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:21,860
pulling down a giant statue
of Saddam Hussein.
962
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,646
Fighting seems to have come to an end...
963
01:00:23,766 --> 01:00:26,131
- Turn that shit off.
- All right, fine.
964
01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:30,671
Apparently, these motherfuckers
up here don't listen to the BBC.
965
01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:33,065
No talking, no radio. Jeez, Brad.
966
01:00:41,922 --> 01:00:42,850
Grab the mag.
967
01:00:45,322 --> 01:00:48,525
- How about this guy over here?
- No, man, over here, J.J.
968
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:51,247
- Bobby, use my camera too, man.
- Damn!
969
01:00:52,645 --> 01:00:54,988
- Fucking reservists, man.
- Just take the fucking photo.
970
01:00:56,755 --> 01:00:58,544
Be careful, Dan.
R.P.G. could be mined.
971
01:00:58,664 --> 01:01:00,698
Don't pick shit up till you check it.
972
01:01:00,818 --> 01:01:01,953
Copy that.
973
01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:12,839
- Get up. Get the fuck up.
- No no no.
974
01:01:12,999 --> 01:01:14,172
- Come on.
- Okay.
975
01:01:14,292 --> 01:01:15,670
- Okay, okay.
- Now.
976
01:01:19,646 --> 01:01:21,210
Got you covered, Eric.
977
01:01:21,465 --> 01:01:22,265
Hands.
978
01:01:23,131 --> 01:01:23,933
Come on.
979
01:01:24,731 --> 01:01:25,583
Hands.
980
01:01:27,177 --> 01:01:28,199
Thank you.
981
01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:31,607
You saved our asses.
It's the 1st real fighting we've seen.
982
01:01:31,767 --> 01:01:34,444
- You move and I'll blow your head off.
- I have a family!
983
01:01:38,102 --> 01:01:40,522
We ought to cut his throat
like in the Chechen soldier video?
984
01:01:42,863 --> 01:01:45,178
Captain, sir... sir, what are you...
985
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,899
Sir. Intimidation tactic.
986
01:01:48,681 --> 01:01:51,231
Sir, we got this situation
under control.
987
01:01:51,817 --> 01:01:53,755
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Bombs!
988
01:01:54,801 --> 01:01:56,823
We got a live one, men!
989
01:01:56,943 --> 01:01:58,175
Cover him, Redman.
990
01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,301
You motherfuckers.
991
01:02:02,554 --> 01:02:05,832
I'm sorry I shook your hand.
You abused that prisoner.
992
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,119
Bravo Two, stay on line.
993
01:02:19,706 --> 01:02:21,783
- Hold your fire.
- No Saddam.
994
01:02:24,069 --> 01:02:24,986
Come.
995
01:02:29,227 --> 01:02:31,683
Looks like you won
some hearts and minds, sir.
996
01:02:31,803 --> 01:02:33,111
And some tongue.
997
01:02:38,468 --> 01:02:40,175
Check it out! We got their colors!
998
01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:41,227
Yeah!
999
01:02:43,288 --> 01:02:44,864
I love killing people!
1000
01:02:45,209 --> 01:02:47,475
- Please, I'm a very low soldier.
- Fuck that.
1001
01:02:47,921 --> 01:02:49,352
You were waiting to kill us.
1002
01:02:49,959 --> 01:02:51,437
You didn't put your weapon down.
1003
01:02:51,597 --> 01:02:55,370
I'm afraid if we put our weapons down,
the police will come and beat us.
1004
01:02:55,490 --> 01:02:57,333
Everybody under Saddam is silent.
1005
01:02:57,453 --> 01:02:59,535
If he say we go to war
with America, we say "good."
1006
01:02:59,655 --> 01:03:01,823
If he say we don't go to war
with America, we say "good."
1007
01:03:01,983 --> 01:03:03,121
Shit yeah.
1008
01:03:03,241 --> 01:03:05,824
- We can't drop our weapons either.
- We got orders.
1009
01:03:05,944 --> 01:03:08,371
- Next stop is Baghdad.
- Sweet, man.
1010
01:03:09,268 --> 01:03:12,757
I don't want any war crimes in the back
of my truck. Untie his hands.
1011
01:03:12,877 --> 01:03:14,259
Give him some water.
1012
01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:18,512
You letting me go?
1013
01:03:19,223 --> 01:03:20,573
How can I go home?
1014
01:03:20,955 --> 01:03:22,838
My sergeant, he sees me,
1015
01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:26,229
- he find out I didn't fight.
- Negro, ain't no Saddam.
1016
01:03:26,816 --> 01:03:29,142
Know what I mean? Ain't no Iraqi army.
1017
01:03:30,708 --> 01:03:32,858
You ain't got a sergeant no more.
1018
01:03:33,135 --> 01:03:37,037
Either we killed his ass already or shit
he be running away faster than you.
1019
01:03:37,157 --> 01:03:38,207
Feelin' me?
1020
01:03:38,521 --> 01:03:40,383
You're going to Baghdad, my friend.
1021
01:03:40,503 --> 01:03:42,397
We got
a prisoner collection center there.
1022
01:03:42,517 --> 01:03:43,367
Baghdad?
1023
01:03:44,239 --> 01:03:45,095
For free?
1024
01:03:45,215 --> 01:03:47,181
I'm so happy. Thank you, thank you.
I'm so happy.
1025
01:03:47,301 --> 01:03:48,536
It's all good, playboy.
1026
01:03:48,696 --> 01:03:51,697
Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
1027
01:03:58,651 --> 01:04:00,169
Contact, two kliks!
1028
01:04:04,149 --> 01:04:05,585
What the fuck, man?
1029
01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:09,581
Don't these fucking guys know
that we won the war already?
1030
01:04:11,969 --> 01:04:14,219
We got ambushed all the way up here.
1031
01:04:14,757 --> 01:04:17,907
There still could be some
bad guys who want to play.
1032
01:04:24,430 --> 01:04:26,165
God damn it, Ray.
1033
01:04:27,206 --> 01:04:29,085
No country music.
1034
01:04:30,191 --> 01:04:30,995
Okay?
1035
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:32,167
Dude,
1036
01:04:32,287 --> 01:04:34,902
it's not a country song,
it's a cowboy song.
1037
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,466
I hate to break it to you, Ray,
1038
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:50,348
but there are no cowboys.
1039
01:05:43,954 --> 01:05:45,427
I don't give a fuckwhat you write.
1040
01:05:45,547 --> 01:05:48,566
It's gonna come out all liberal
media bullshit spin on it anyway.
1041
01:05:48,686 --> 01:05:50,730
Seriously, what am I supposed to do
1042
01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:52,931
with all this bullshit
you guys constantly talk?
1043
01:05:53,051 --> 01:05:55,108
You think I'm some sort
of racist psycho redneck?
1044
01:05:55,228 --> 01:05:56,291
What, you ain't?
1045
01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:59,919
And you ain't some fucking
militant taco-bender revolutionary?
1046
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:03,114
See, reporter? No outsider
can understand how we really are.
1047
01:06:03,234 --> 01:06:04,509
We're all fucking brothers.
1048
01:06:04,629 --> 01:06:07,514
- And we're all fucking alpha males.
- We gotta constantly test each other.
1049
01:06:07,634 --> 01:06:10,472
All we do is fight for position
in the pack, dawg.
1050
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:13,316
All that training we do,
the martial arts, to grappling...
1051
01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:15,611
is for practice,
but it's also for real,
1052
01:06:15,731 --> 01:06:17,469
to achieve dominance
over a motherfucker.
1053
01:06:17,589 --> 01:06:18,977
We do the same thing mentally.
1054
01:06:19,138 --> 01:06:20,331
It's prison rules, dawg.
1055
01:06:20,451 --> 01:06:22,479
We probe for any fucking weakness
we can find...
1056
01:06:22,599 --> 01:06:24,664
family, race, brains, looks...
1057
01:06:24,784 --> 01:06:27,910
anything you have on a motherfucker,
you wear it the fuck out.
1058
01:06:28,030 --> 01:06:29,882
Being a Marine
isn't about words, anyways.
1059
01:06:30,002 --> 01:06:31,489
It's about your fucking actions.
1060
01:06:31,723 --> 01:06:35,151
In the civilian world, a fool slaps a
"protect the planet" sticker on his car,
1061
01:06:35,271 --> 01:06:37,226
suddenly he's all about
the environment and shit.
1062
01:06:37,346 --> 01:06:39,172
Don't matter that he drives
that fucking car,
1063
01:06:39,292 --> 01:06:41,014
fires up his computer and video games
1064
01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:43,196
and cell phone every night
with electricity made
1065
01:06:43,316 --> 01:06:46,591
from nuclear power, coal and
fucking melted baby seal oil.
1066
01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:48,741
"nuh-uh, I got a dolphin sticker
on my shit,
1067
01:06:48,861 --> 01:06:50,915
"so I'm all about saving
the fucking planet."
1068
01:06:51,035 --> 01:06:52,753
In our fucking Marine corps civilization
1069
01:06:52,873 --> 01:06:54,656
it don't matter
what a motherfucker says.
1070
01:06:54,776 --> 01:06:56,231
Only thing that matters is, dawg,
1071
01:06:56,351 --> 01:06:58,400
when you charge
that motherfucking machinegun
1072
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,102
when the motherfucker tells you
to charge the motherfucking machinegun.
1073
01:07:01,222 --> 01:07:03,603
Shit, everybody in this platoon
is a hard charger.
1074
01:07:03,723 --> 01:07:06,495
Marines bitch about everything, man...
chow, fucking moron officers,
1075
01:07:06,615 --> 01:07:07,918
no time for a combat jack...
1076
01:07:08,038 --> 01:07:11,197
You never hear a Marine in this platoon
bitch that we could die at any second.
1077
01:07:11,317 --> 01:07:13,113
- Hell no.
- That's what we signed up for.
1078
01:07:13,233 --> 01:07:14,614
Hoorah that, motherfucker.
1079
01:07:14,734 --> 01:07:17,702
Fucking care if some latte-sipping
bisexual college student
1080
01:07:17,822 --> 01:07:19,939
reading about Justin Timberlake
in "Rolling Stone"
1081
01:07:20,059 --> 01:07:22,215
thinks I'm a psycho racist cracker?
Fuck no.
1082
01:07:22,335 --> 01:07:24,443
I'd give my life
for any brother in here.
1083
01:07:24,563 --> 01:07:26,593
I know any one of them
would do the same for me.
1084
01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:29,722
You think it matters
if I call fucking T a nigger?
1085
01:07:29,842 --> 01:07:33,841
Fucking love that big dark green marine
and his big old beautiful nigger dick.
1086
01:07:34,223 --> 01:07:36,055
Love all my dirty spic brothers here.
1087
01:07:36,175 --> 01:07:40,026
And I love this fucking cracker-ass
inbred racist peckerwood fuck.
1088
01:07:40,550 --> 01:07:43,076
I don't know why I do, dawg, but I do.
1089
01:07:43,196 --> 01:07:44,901
'cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls.
1090
01:07:45,021 --> 01:07:46,564
Want to touch 'em, reporter?
1091
01:07:46,787 --> 01:07:47,776
No. Thanks.
1092
01:07:49,236 --> 01:07:52,579
Look, man, I joined the Marine corps
10 days after I graduated high school.
1093
01:07:52,699 --> 01:07:55,956
I went to school with all these
rich kids at St. Tammany's parish,
1094
01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:57,413
but I was an apartment kid.
1095
01:07:57,533 --> 01:08:00,427
My mom worked. I worked summers
digging footings on the weekends.
1096
01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:02,463
I was a dishwasher
at D'Angelo's pizzeria.
1097
01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:04,196
I busted my ass.
1098
01:08:04,316 --> 01:08:06,528
Became a recon Marine since I was 19.
1099
01:08:06,648 --> 01:08:07,874
My shit is tight as fuck.
1100
01:08:07,994 --> 01:08:10,057
I know that, my brothers
in this platoon know that,
1101
01:08:10,177 --> 01:08:11,589
so fuck all of you.
1102
01:08:13,692 --> 01:08:16,681
Damn, war scribe, you just spit
on my fucking rack, dawg.
1103
01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:18,276
- Where?
- There.
1104
01:08:19,298 --> 01:08:21,305
You see that pile
of dried camel dung?
1105
01:08:21,425 --> 01:08:24,692
That's my fucking pillow, dawg.
You fucking spit on it, fool.
1106
01:08:25,052 --> 01:08:26,910
You're a heinous-asswhite boy.
1107
01:08:27,030 --> 01:08:28,065
I'm sorry.