1 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:04,713 Subtitle : www.sub-way.fr 2 00:02:07,432 --> 00:02:09,143 This is, boom boom. 3 00:02:09,357 --> 00:02:11,667 Boom boom copy, Seven Two. Go ahead. 4 00:02:12,617 --> 00:02:14,748 Friendlies are south. Go ahead and egress. 5 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,872 T0T1A mobilized and ready for remarks. 6 00:02:17,992 --> 00:02:20,977 Copy, Seven Two. I copy all. Ready for remarks. 7 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:03,527 Fuck! 8 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,294 Sir? 9 00:03:09,414 --> 00:03:10,991 - What the fuck? - Jesus, Eric. 10 00:03:11,221 --> 00:03:13,471 I thought that haji was killing you. 11 00:03:16,223 --> 00:03:18,473 I fucked his shit up good, didn't I? 12 00:03:20,594 --> 00:03:22,469 You stuck him in a magazine. 13 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:25,916 Better luck next time, sir. 14 00:03:31,026 --> 00:03:34,319 Damn, sir. Your hamster must have fell off its wheel. 15 00:03:47,224 --> 00:03:49,634 All Hitman Two Victors, this is Hitman Two. 16 00:03:49,861 --> 00:03:53,851 Continue digging in. We're holding here while R.C.T. One advances. Over. 17 00:04:04,407 --> 00:04:06,557 R.C.T. One is moving into Al Kut. 18 00:04:11,194 --> 00:04:13,911 It's about time they carried their weight. 19 00:04:17,723 --> 00:04:19,873 Kocher is on patrol in this zone. 20 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,557 Do not engage on your left beyond eleven o'clock. 21 00:04:25,968 --> 00:04:28,396 Copy on all, Three Two. Godfather out. 22 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:37,245 I'm taking him to a field interrogation. 23 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:42,976 It's all good. 24 00:04:43,446 --> 00:04:44,852 He's your capture. 25 00:04:49,534 --> 00:04:51,984 Shit, he'd probably fuck up the report. 26 00:04:54,469 --> 00:04:57,758 Mobile One One this is boom boom. You got wind of One Five. 27 00:04:58,889 --> 00:04:59,739 Roger... 28 00:05:23,861 --> 00:05:27,051 - The officers are assembled. - Let's go right away. 29 00:05:36,954 --> 00:05:39,328 As of 0915 hours 30 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,845 forward elements of Colonel Dowdy's regiment 31 00:05:43,005 --> 00:05:46,306 seized the main bridge over the Tigris river in Al Kut. 32 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:50,333 As you know, I just returned from a meeting with General Mattis. 33 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:51,964 What you don't know 34 00:05:52,084 --> 00:05:55,497 is that shortly after Dowdy led his regiment into Al Kut, 35 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:58,819 General Mattis relieved him of his command. 36 00:06:01,329 --> 00:06:02,615 And gentlemen, 37 00:06:02,882 --> 00:06:05,159 Colonel Dowdy was also relieved 38 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,116 of the ammo for his sidearm. 39 00:06:11,452 --> 00:06:13,402 Colonel Dowdy was a good man, 40 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:16,708 but he did not fully embrace 41 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,504 maneuver warfare. 42 00:06:18,624 --> 00:06:20,119 And lest we forget, 43 00:06:20,557 --> 00:06:22,188 maneuver warfare 44 00:06:23,139 --> 00:06:25,789 is America's warfare for the 21st century. 45 00:06:26,577 --> 00:06:29,460 It is all about the violence of action. 46 00:06:31,205 --> 00:06:33,817 With first recon at the tip of the spear, 47 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:36,029 7,000 Marines 48 00:06:36,275 --> 00:06:38,710 have just completed the corps' longest march 49 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:41,970 since the barbary campaign against Tripoli in 1803. 50 00:06:43,451 --> 00:06:46,742 Actually, some of you are riding in the same Humvees they used. 51 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,954 Through our use of maneuver, 52 00:06:50,515 --> 00:06:54,152 we have tied down many times our number of the enemy's force, 53 00:06:54,772 --> 00:06:56,088 opening the door 54 00:06:56,558 --> 00:06:59,603 for the army to invade the enemy capital from the west. 55 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,394 Sir, does this mean it's the end of our mission? 56 00:07:02,514 --> 00:07:03,364 Unknown. 57 00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:04,940 But 58 00:07:05,507 --> 00:07:08,272 the First Marine Division is positioning itself 59 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:11,832 on the outskirts of Baghdad for the assault, and we will be there. 60 00:07:11,952 --> 00:07:13,146 Rest assured, 61 00:07:13,606 --> 00:07:16,522 Godfather will find a mission for this battalion. 62 00:07:17,952 --> 00:07:20,442 But what I want to leave you with today is this: 63 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:24,280 Colonel Dowdy did succeed this morning. 64 00:07:25,705 --> 00:07:27,832 He did lead his men into Al Kut. 65 00:07:30,454 --> 00:07:31,650 But General Mattis 66 00:07:33,115 --> 00:07:34,549 has a long memory. 67 00:07:37,078 --> 00:07:38,407 He did not forget 68 00:07:39,198 --> 00:07:40,877 that at critical moments 69 00:07:41,735 --> 00:07:43,885 Dowdy hesitated to execute orders. 70 00:07:45,939 --> 00:07:47,159 And gentlemen, 71 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:49,929 Ferrando 72 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,276 has a long memory too. 73 00:08:07,389 --> 00:08:08,395 Gunny, 74 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:11,160 that stuff about the General's memory 75 00:08:11,571 --> 00:08:13,410 and Dowdy being relieved, 76 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,027 was Godfather talking about us in there? 77 00:08:18,328 --> 00:08:22,100 I believe he meant, sir, that if you don't square away Nate Fick, 78 00:08:23,051 --> 00:08:24,666 you'll be in his sights. 79 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:32,864 Gunny, 80 00:08:33,116 --> 00:08:34,832 the men get those new M.R.Es? 81 00:08:34,952 --> 00:08:36,661 They did. They're happy. 82 00:08:37,027 --> 00:08:38,836 These are the new ones with milkshakes. 83 00:08:38,956 --> 00:08:41,479 There's strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. 84 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:45,840 Didn't you get Hasser's report on shooting that civilian? 85 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,558 We've got to take care of this asscovering bullshit. 86 00:08:49,678 --> 00:08:51,575 It'll be good for Hasser too. 87 00:08:52,006 --> 00:08:53,870 He does his duty, gets back to being a Marine. 88 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:56,274 Thanks, Mike. You're a fucking nag. 89 00:08:59,114 --> 00:09:00,064 Hey, Walt. 90 00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:01,891 Feel the love. 91 00:09:05,924 --> 00:09:06,840 Walt, 92 00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:10,003 - baby. - Just leave me the fuck alone. 93 00:09:11,805 --> 00:09:13,518 Finally, he speaks. 94 00:09:19,246 --> 00:09:21,760 I liked it better when we were starving. 95 00:09:22,404 --> 00:09:24,765 Then I didn't have to see shit all over your face. 96 00:09:24,885 --> 00:09:25,938 Want some? 97 00:09:29,754 --> 00:09:30,603 Walt. 98 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,994 Finish your report and get it to me ASAP. 99 00:09:36,114 --> 00:09:37,664 You did nothing wrong. 100 00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:41,056 But we're gonna see if there's a better way to stop these cars. 101 00:09:41,176 --> 00:09:43,026 Walt's got a great way, Lt. 102 00:09:43,859 --> 00:09:44,921 Shoot the driver, 103 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:46,297 stop the car. 104 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:50,752 Trombley. 105 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:00,553 Sir, it's vital. 106 00:10:02,052 --> 00:10:04,125 Hasser will write his way clear, 107 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,943 but we're fast becoming an army of occupation. 108 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:10,247 We can't just shoot these civilians like we're doing. 109 00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:13,547 Marines aren't cops, Brad. We're an aggressive force. 110 00:10:15,023 --> 00:10:17,428 That said, we'll see what we can do. 111 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,372 Hey, fuck it, Walt. 112 00:10:19,532 --> 00:10:22,058 These haji motherfuckers are trying to kill us. 113 00:10:22,178 --> 00:10:24,876 I'm for lighting up every motherfucker that comes within 100 m. 114 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:29,297 Damn, man. 115 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,424 Didn't we kick their asses already? 116 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:37,097 This is really interesting. 117 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:41,560 You know, Iraqis don't really seem good at fighting, 118 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:45,367 but then they never really completely surrender either. 119 00:10:47,926 --> 00:10:51,176 Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fucking hole. 120 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,989 Why, so I can be more like the teacher's pet? 121 00:10:54,992 --> 00:10:56,642 Yeah, that's exactly it. 122 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,411 - You should be more like Trombley. - More like Trombley? 123 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,497 More like Trombley?! 124 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,544 - Whopper Jr. - Give me the hook. 125 00:11:06,704 --> 00:11:08,057 Whopper Jr. 126 00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:21,641 Walt. 127 00:11:25,211 --> 00:11:27,419 Anybody find that extra pin from the gypsy rack? 128 00:11:27,539 --> 00:11:28,815 No, we still missing that? 129 00:11:28,976 --> 00:11:32,870 That thing's gonna fucking fall off and we're gonna lose all our water cans. 130 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,863 Maybe take an extra off and shove those down. 131 00:11:46,753 --> 00:11:49,003 Brunmeier, drink the fucking water. 132 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:51,144 - How are they doing? - Ass to mouth disease. 133 00:11:51,432 --> 00:11:53,258 Half the guys got the shits. 134 00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:55,713 - Both right now? - Yeah, take 'em. 135 00:11:56,653 --> 00:11:58,717 It's a good thing this is over. 136 00:11:59,070 --> 00:11:59,870 Fuck! 137 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,291 For us, anyway. 138 00:12:01,411 --> 00:12:03,885 Manimal just dropped a case of grenades. 139 00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:06,383 See? That's why we can't have nice things. 140 00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:07,653 Fucking hick. 141 00:12:07,816 --> 00:12:10,890 - You wanted to see me, sir? - Nate, did you hear? 142 00:12:11,546 --> 00:12:13,996 General Mattis shitcanned Colonel Dowdy. 143 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:16,654 He took the ammo from his sidearm, lieutenant. 144 00:12:19,816 --> 00:12:21,766 Colonel wasn't a team player. 145 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,982 Godfather said we should all play on the team. 146 00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:27,771 If it can happen to a full bird Colonel, 147 00:12:28,134 --> 00:12:29,856 it can happen to anyone. 148 00:12:32,915 --> 00:12:35,673 So you know, there will be no more questioning of my orders. 149 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:40,265 Respectfully, sir, I've only tried to interpret your intent 150 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,139 to the best of my ability. 151 00:12:45,387 --> 00:12:46,407 Captain, sir. 152 00:12:46,863 --> 00:12:48,760 Here comes the warrior on our team. 153 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,523 Outstanding work last night taking down that E.P.W. 154 00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:55,398 - Just doing my job. - Looks like he put up quite a fight. 155 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:58,863 A fight like that tells me the company took in a highvalue asset. 156 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:00,657 He did not want to surrender. 157 00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,367 You have the afteraction report? 158 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,932 Sergeant Kocher is bringing it. 159 00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:08,456 While your platoon has been busy shooting civilians at roadblocks 160 00:13:08,617 --> 00:13:10,583 Bravo Three was taking in live prisoners. 161 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:11,705 I heard. 162 00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:13,445 Good work, Dave. 163 00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:19,676 Anybody got any chow over there? 164 00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:20,886 What do you want? 165 00:13:22,256 --> 00:13:24,305 I'll take anything I can get at this point. 166 00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:27,574 Tell Victor Three to get on the road, we got C.A.O. checks. 167 00:13:29,011 --> 00:13:31,813 This'll be handy if we write your platoon up for a commendation. 168 00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:34,073 Sergeant, 169 00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:36,443 your E.P.W. put up quite a struggle. 170 00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:38,403 It's a good thing your C.O. was there. 171 00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:43,284 If you want to believe what was the reason for this meeting? 172 00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:45,203 Right. 173 00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:48,413 Battalion says we're moving on. 174 00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:50,387 That's ASAP, Lieutenant. 175 00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:58,360 - Lieutenant, I was about to... - Yeah, but no. 176 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:00,465 Not the right time. 177 00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:21,739 Trombley, 178 00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:24,574 why were they calling you Whopper Jr.? 179 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:26,902 They were calling me that? 180 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:32,929 Ray... 181 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,980 Why were they calling him that? 182 00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:42,575 - Brad, we got foot mobiles. - Hitman Two, this is Two One. 183 00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:45,679 We've got a bunch of foot mobiles at 11 o'clock. 184 00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:48,845 Interrogative: do they have weapons? 185 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:51,477 - Hostile intent? - They got naked intent. 186 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:54,094 Be advised, 187 00:14:54,214 --> 00:14:56,664 there's a minivan pulling off the road. 188 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:57,966 Roger. 189 00:14:58,086 --> 00:15:00,569 - Be vigilant, over. - Trombley, range the Mark-19. 190 00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:03,191 Bad guys could be in that van. 191 00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:04,864 Stand by, Hitman Two. 192 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,042 Roger, standing by. 193 00:15:09,988 --> 00:15:11,497 Walt, watch your fucking sector. 194 00:15:15,429 --> 00:15:17,277 It looks like we caught these guys in the act, 195 00:15:17,397 --> 00:15:19,676 trying to change their uniforms. 196 00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:21,954 Two Actual, we ought to halt the convoy here. 197 00:15:22,074 --> 00:15:23,609 Roger that, Two One. 198 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,789 They say they were robbed. 199 00:15:32,738 --> 00:15:34,255 Lying motherfuckers. 200 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:37,230 Tell us where you hid your uniforms. 201 00:15:38,018 --> 00:15:39,268 Your documents. 202 00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:44,864 They say there were robbed by the soldiers. 203 00:15:44,984 --> 00:15:47,282 They stole their clothes and siphoned the gas from the car. 204 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,135 Lieutenant Fick, sir! 205 00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:51,540 Over here! 206 00:15:59,037 --> 00:16:00,651 Be careful of the one on the right! 207 00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:03,694 He's got a horse cock like Manimal's. You don't want to get that thing angry. 208 00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:05,859 Sir, we have three Arab males 209 00:16:06,629 --> 00:16:07,536 naked. 210 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:09,843 It appears they've been shot execution style. 211 00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:12,623 H.M.C. Bryan investigating the cause of death has determined 212 00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:14,043 all three have been killed 213 00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:16,255 with gunshot wounds to the back of the head. 214 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,713 Good work, Rudy. 215 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:21,464 - Team Two at your service, sir. - Team leader of the year, Rudy Reyes. 216 00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:22,859 This ain't our work. 217 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,528 Dudes are telling the truth. 218 00:16:27,045 --> 00:16:29,866 He says they are farmers. One family brothers. 219 00:16:30,028 --> 00:16:31,778 I don't think he's lying. 220 00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:33,992 Command Two, this is Two One Bravo. 221 00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:35,938 I've got an english speaking haji 222 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:38,146 in this minivan waving around his wife beater. 223 00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:41,044 Says they got jacked by some Iraqi soldiers. 224 00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:47,019 Americans, you win battle, beat Saddam's army. 225 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,441 Now his army beat us. What you do? 226 00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:53,790 They rob us. 227 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,233 What do you do? 228 00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:58,108 Listen, 229 00:16:58,228 --> 00:17:00,552 this is something you're gonna have to... 230 00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:02,621 You have to take it up with the U.N. 231 00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:03,657 Okay? 232 00:17:03,777 --> 00:17:04,943 Just 233 00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:06,455 stay back from the road. 234 00:17:06,575 --> 00:17:09,113 And you don't have to wave your T-shirts around anymore, all right? 235 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:14,863 Here. 236 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,466 Found a haji helmet. 237 00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:21,669 Fits good. 238 00:17:22,589 --> 00:17:23,768 How do I look? 239 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,110 Like a target. 240 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:32,077 It's better than nothing. 241 00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:40,186 What we did, running and gunning through those towns, 242 00:17:40,306 --> 00:17:42,772 the good stuff and the bad was all part of the plan. 243 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,946 Of all the Marines in the 1st division, the General selected us 244 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:52,905 to be the instrument of long range strategy. 245 00:17:53,025 --> 00:17:54,608 We led the feint to Al Kut. 246 00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,376 We tied down two Iraqi divisions, 247 00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:59,047 saved untold numbers of U.S. soldiers. 248 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,321 You should be proud. 249 00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,667 Why didn't we go into Al Kut? 250 00:18:04,787 --> 00:18:07,171 Gabe, the General's plan wasn't about taking the city. 251 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,843 It was about making the Iraqis think we were gonna take it. 252 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:12,688 To be clear, 253 00:18:13,121 --> 00:18:15,337 the Commander's intent was never to take it. 254 00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:16,931 The focus has always been Baghdad. 255 00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:18,892 This sucks, man. 256 00:18:19,148 --> 00:18:21,232 We did all this shit because we took a wrong turn? 257 00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:24,287 - Gabe, that's not what I'm saying. - You got something better to do? 258 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,394 What the fuck is in your hand? 259 00:18:27,489 --> 00:18:28,776 It's my new helmet, sir. 260 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,637 It's a haji gear I painted Marine camo. 261 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:37,702 I lost my kevlar in the run to the airfield, remember? 262 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,914 Sergeant Major Sixta made me ditch the bike helmet. 263 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:44,684 Brad? 264 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:47,635 How's your teams combat effectiveness? 265 00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,590 Well, we got Person's allergies, 266 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,924 but none of my teams got the shits. 267 00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:54,172 Leon and Lilley both have it, but 268 00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:56,280 they're still doing their job, sir. 269 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,700 Team Two is out. 270 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,615 Three is almost as bad. 271 00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:04,907 Looks like we'll be nursing this platoon all the way into Baghdad. 272 00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:07,107 My money is we won't be in the assault to Baghdad. 273 00:19:09,151 --> 00:19:11,195 You don't use Humvees to attack an urban center. 274 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,407 You don't use Humvees to strong point a city either, but we did. 275 00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:17,519 Maybe they'll hook us up, sir, 276 00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:20,426 let us guard some of Saddam's money in one of those palaces. 277 00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:21,537 I don't know. 278 00:19:23,341 --> 00:19:27,172 I just hope we get to fuck up some more shit before the war ends. 279 00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,154 They need to send our asses to Baghdad. 280 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,035 Reyes, how many guys are sick on your team? 281 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,936 I have three men down, warrior healer. 282 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,055 That makes 14 in the platoon. 283 00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:55,153 Are you throwing up? 284 00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:56,873 Wake up, Budweiser. 285 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,421 Brunmeier, come on. Wake the fuck up. 286 00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,063 I got the shits, doc. 287 00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:04,407 - I can't. - Drink some water, you fucking asshole. 288 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:06,953 What's this about a T72 tank on his side of the perimeter? 289 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,294 - It's fucking blown, Gunny. - Reyes. 290 00:20:10,095 --> 00:20:11,692 Aye, Gunnery Sergeant. 291 00:20:13,425 --> 00:20:14,895 What kind of team leader are you, 292 00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:17,353 not checking out an enemy tank on your perimeter? 293 00:20:17,473 --> 00:20:18,624 Roger that, Gunny. 294 00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:21,139 Being I'm the only man on my team not down with the shits 295 00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:22,848 I will take out a patrol. 296 00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:25,909 No, you put the hammer to your team. Like Godfather says, 297 00:20:26,029 --> 00:20:29,314 malingering spreads like a yeast infection unless you nip it in the bud. 298 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,482 These men can't walk. 299 00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:33,661 Has our Lieutenant approved this order? 300 00:20:33,781 --> 00:20:34,528 He has. 301 00:20:35,752 --> 00:20:38,072 If the men are ill, then you should go with them, corpsman. 302 00:20:41,063 --> 00:20:42,119 I love this guy. 303 00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:46,044 And you'd better watch it, doc. 304 00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,294 Team Three will take it. 305 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:51,069 Your men are sicker. 306 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,026 Doesn't even have a turret. 307 00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,340 Fucking cocksucker sends us into a fucking swamp 308 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,405 to check this weak shit out. 309 00:21:32,589 --> 00:21:34,254 What the hell was that? 310 00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:39,318 I shit my pants. 311 00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:44,775 How are you showing yourself as team leader tonight? 312 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:46,397 Tonight? 313 00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:48,467 Rudy. 314 00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:50,624 - Yes, sir. - Where the hell is Lovell's team? 315 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,094 They're out there. 316 00:21:52,719 --> 00:21:55,634 - They're inspecting the T72. - A tank? Where? 317 00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:57,529 In the swamp. 318 00:21:57,814 --> 00:21:59,404 They blown out one. 319 00:21:59,814 --> 00:22:01,724 Gunnery Sergeant Griego informed us that you... 320 00:22:01,844 --> 00:22:04,075 They're covering your ass, Nate. 321 00:22:08,031 --> 00:22:10,118 What the fuck is going on here? 322 00:22:10,407 --> 00:22:12,501 How would it look if that tank was operational? 323 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:15,292 I'll tell you what it looks like right now. 324 00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:17,892 It resembles an incompetent moron climbing up the asshole 325 00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:21,362 of his company commander by inventing a bullshit mission. 326 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,194 Did you seek my authority before tasking my platoon with this? 327 00:22:24,314 --> 00:22:25,114 I did. 328 00:22:25,402 --> 00:22:27,850 I woke you 40 mikes ago to affirm the order. 329 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:28,976 You woke me? 330 00:22:30,194 --> 00:22:31,888 I hadn't been to sleep in 36 hours. 331 00:22:32,008 --> 00:22:34,689 I have no recollection whatsoever of you waking me. 332 00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:41,863 I thought I was dreaming. 333 00:22:49,374 --> 00:22:51,124 Get the fuck out of here. 334 00:22:52,090 --> 00:22:54,740 And do not ever again mess with my platoon. 335 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,126 I was just trying to cover you. 336 00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:08,305 You know you're suspect with battalion. 337 00:23:10,521 --> 00:23:11,471 Fuck that. 338 00:23:12,856 --> 00:23:14,688 You can fuck with me all you want but do not, 339 00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:17,524 I repeat, do not fuck with my men. 340 00:23:20,892 --> 00:23:22,742 I'm putting it down, Gunny. 341 00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:25,511 You picking it up? 342 00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:52,808 Stiney, that's my front yard you just puked on there. 343 00:23:53,294 --> 00:23:54,094 Sorry. 344 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,408 Clumps of them in 10s and 20s. 345 00:24:15,273 --> 00:24:17,654 They're coming from as far as I can see. 346 00:24:29,393 --> 00:24:31,383 Quite a party you got going, Damon. 347 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,853 They started showing up at 00 dark 30. 348 00:24:39,465 --> 00:24:41,903 The plan is for my platoon to escort these folks through our lines 349 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,569 to the southern checkpoint. 350 00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:46,439 Need you to let them through in blocks of 40. 351 00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:49,692 Sir, if I may ask, why not send them back to Al Kut? 352 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:52,996 - The fighting's over there. - These people aren't from Al Kut. 353 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,066 They say they're from Baghdad. 354 00:24:58,114 --> 00:24:59,459 They walked over 100 miles? 355 00:25:00,862 --> 00:25:01,662 Look, 356 00:25:01,906 --> 00:25:03,235 we don't know who anyone is. 357 00:25:03,355 --> 00:25:06,405 Could be a suicide bomber among us, so stay frosty. 358 00:25:07,196 --> 00:25:08,730 Keep your vehicles at a walking pace 359 00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:11,124 and this is important keep a good distance from these people. 360 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:12,271 Roger. 361 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,677 White boys on my team celebrating the end of our war, sir. 362 00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:28,965 35, 40 at a clip. 363 00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,918 Keep the families together. 364 00:25:31,038 --> 00:25:32,163 Roger. 365 00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:35,328 Smith, bring them through in groups of 35. 366 00:25:35,488 --> 00:25:37,173 Keep the families together. 367 00:25:37,293 --> 00:25:38,495 Slow walk them. 368 00:25:38,801 --> 00:25:39,751 Stay hard. 369 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,490 Slow walk them. Slow walking them. 370 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,045 This is Hitman Actual. 371 00:25:44,205 --> 00:25:46,214 Keep your eyes open. Watch their hands. 372 00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,910 Some of them might be armed. 373 00:25:48,341 --> 00:25:49,742 Kid, nice jacket. 374 00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:54,419 Espera. 375 00:25:54,569 --> 00:25:55,412 Espera! 376 00:25:55,532 --> 00:25:56,782 Take this group. 377 00:25:57,635 --> 00:25:59,918 - Salāmu 'alaykum. - Salāmu 'alaykum. 378 00:26:00,038 --> 00:26:01,288 Salāmu 'alaykum. 379 00:26:03,557 --> 00:26:05,907 Keep your fucking distance from them. 380 00:26:06,651 --> 00:26:08,523 Lilley, why don't you take up the rear? 381 00:26:08,643 --> 00:26:10,793 Garza, come up here to the front. 382 00:26:11,451 --> 00:26:12,446 All right? 383 00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:14,451 - Let's roll. - Bravo, this is Two Two. 384 00:26:15,089 --> 00:26:18,593 Don't point weapons at these people, but keep your guns up. 385 00:26:26,645 --> 00:26:29,753 Hitman Two Three, Hitman Two Two. Roger, copy that. 386 00:26:29,873 --> 00:26:31,968 All right, we've got the left side on this one. 387 00:26:44,902 --> 00:26:47,414 Two Two, keep an eye on that group coming past your Humvee. 388 00:26:47,534 --> 00:26:48,984 Where's my Trombley? 389 00:26:52,134 --> 00:26:53,984 Get these people some water. 390 00:26:54,926 --> 00:26:56,701 Not the ass water. Get the bottled. 391 00:27:01,076 --> 00:27:03,765 Two Two, keep that group tight. Keep a good pace. 392 00:27:05,703 --> 00:27:07,553 Carry that, miss? I got it. 393 00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,887 Yo, break out some M.R.Es. 394 00:27:17,607 --> 00:27:20,392 Like my nigga Tupac said, "it's hard times, man." 395 00:27:20,552 --> 00:27:21,352 Yeah. 396 00:27:21,524 --> 00:27:23,074 Make me wanna holler. 397 00:27:23,263 --> 00:27:24,063 Word. 398 00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:25,730 What are these? 399 00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:27,080 - Sure. - Water! Water! 400 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,550 Pass them around. 401 00:27:28,670 --> 00:27:30,819 - Water! - Water water, me me! 402 00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:39,400 Keep moving. 403 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,870 Easy, easy, easy. 404 00:27:41,771 --> 00:27:43,242 Thank you, soldier. 405 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:46,418 Thank you for letting me pass on my own road in my own country. 406 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,170 - Excuse me, ma'am? - Why are you Americans here? 407 00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,922 We want to help you, ma'am. 408 00:27:51,082 --> 00:27:52,504 You know, I come from Baghdad. 409 00:27:52,624 --> 00:27:54,752 It is a beautiful city and you are bombing it. 410 00:27:54,872 --> 00:27:56,374 This is to make my life better? 411 00:27:56,494 --> 00:27:58,542 Brad, we don't have to take this kind of guff. 412 00:27:58,662 --> 00:28:00,802 I mean, we're liberating these ungrateful bitches. 413 00:28:00,922 --> 00:28:03,154 You know, this is a very beautiful country. 414 00:28:03,274 --> 00:28:04,978 And our president is very stupid. 415 00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,634 Maybe you are here for liberation, I don't know. 416 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:10,566 But because of oil, it feels like war of aggression. 417 00:28:10,727 --> 00:28:12,639 Ma'am, I think you got a really good point. 418 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,009 No, I really do. 419 00:28:15,405 --> 00:28:16,255 Really. 420 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,397 So much for death before dishonor. 421 00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:23,079 Damn, devil dog, for a piece of ass like that, 422 00:28:23,897 --> 00:28:26,160 I'd sell your sister to Uday and Qusay. 423 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,917 Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two. 424 00:28:28,077 --> 00:28:29,198 Go on. Go. 425 00:28:36,032 --> 00:28:37,677 Don't give that thing to me. 426 00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:41,794 Yeah, I understand. Ma'am, I understand. 427 00:28:53,884 --> 00:28:54,934 Here you go. 428 00:28:58,415 --> 00:28:59,765 Are you happy now? 429 00:29:00,276 --> 00:29:02,613 Man, like this I grow up. 430 00:29:08,093 --> 00:29:08,943 Come on. 431 00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:13,594 Here you go. 432 00:29:16,204 --> 00:29:17,384 Mikey, give us a hand. 433 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,841 It's okay. Come on. 434 00:29:24,398 --> 00:29:25,225 I got you. 435 00:29:25,385 --> 00:29:26,438 Here we go. 436 00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:28,561 Easy, easy, easy. 437 00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:32,732 - In you go. - That's enough. 438 00:29:36,622 --> 00:29:38,413 No more. Truck's full. 439 00:29:39,942 --> 00:29:41,192 All right, now. 440 00:29:42,172 --> 00:29:44,383 We just turned this combat team into a hay ride. 441 00:29:44,503 --> 00:29:45,416 Thanks. 442 00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:46,578 Obrigado. 443 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:58,011 Got to keep them cool. 444 00:30:00,731 --> 00:30:03,805 Doesn't matter what we do here. Quarter of these babies are gonna die. 445 00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,159 You all right, Nathan? 446 00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:13,571 Yah, Gunny. 447 00:30:13,967 --> 00:30:14,917 I'm good. 448 00:30:16,341 --> 00:30:17,891 We're helping people. 449 00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:25,017 This humanitarian stuff, 450 00:30:25,821 --> 00:30:28,583 we get lost in it, we're not combat effective. 451 00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:31,100 This is our future here. 452 00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:32,625 Lieutenant, sir! 453 00:30:32,745 --> 00:30:36,613 Godfather's on the radio for you. Battalion wants us Oscar Mike. 454 00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:46,400 Yeah, man. On it, thanks. 455 00:30:50,845 --> 00:30:52,812 Don't bravo it. Use the smoke first. 456 00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:02,197 What the fuck? Shit! 457 00:31:02,357 --> 00:31:04,055 His fucking head exploded! 458 00:31:04,734 --> 00:31:06,337 Guarantee he ain't getting up. 459 00:31:06,457 --> 00:31:09,287 At least we gave him a happy meal before he died. No wait, check that. 460 00:31:09,447 --> 00:31:12,529 Before we hit him in the head with a fucking 40 Mike-Mike. 461 00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:26,367 God damn! 462 00:31:27,398 --> 00:31:29,861 How'd the fuck the hajis kill an M1A1? 463 00:31:29,981 --> 00:31:31,370 Not a mobility kill. 464 00:31:31,618 --> 00:31:33,078 Both tracks look okay. 465 00:31:33,243 --> 00:31:34,812 Think the Marines in there got out? 466 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,496 If not, they died fighting a legit enemy. 467 00:31:37,616 --> 00:31:39,859 Jesus, dude. That was first marines. 468 00:31:41,593 --> 00:31:43,553 They've got to be from oceanside. 469 00:31:45,243 --> 00:31:47,137 Hitman Two One, this is Hitman Two. 470 00:31:47,257 --> 00:31:49,452 The E.C.P. from the division camp is in Grid 471 00:31:49,890 --> 00:31:53,190 Papa Quebec 278394. 472 00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:54,249 Over. 473 00:31:54,526 --> 00:31:55,326 Roger, 474 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:57,168 I copy. Grid Papa Quebec 475 00:31:57,328 --> 00:31:59,379 278394, over. 476 00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:02,914 Hitman Two out. 477 00:32:03,832 --> 00:32:06,261 Hey, those are dogs we ought to shoot. 478 00:32:06,421 --> 00:32:09,527 If I felt we could spare the ammo, I'd give you the order. 479 00:32:10,169 --> 00:32:11,350 Oh, fuck, man. 480 00:32:15,223 --> 00:32:16,884 Do not run that over, Ray. 481 00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:24,197 Jesus. 482 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,229 You just can't fucking win. 483 00:32:32,926 --> 00:32:33,726 Man, 484 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,794 they're prepping Baghdad hard. 485 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:37,871 And we're in a fucking pog camp. 486 00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:39,919 It's over for us. 487 00:32:40,936 --> 00:32:43,217 We won't be part of the show in Baghdad. 488 00:32:44,987 --> 00:32:45,769 Yup. 489 00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:51,212 This wasn't what we trained for. 490 00:32:54,671 --> 00:32:56,271 I just wanted to get one 491 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,752 real recon mission in this war. 492 00:33:00,143 --> 00:33:01,166 You know? 493 00:33:03,211 --> 00:33:04,685 Putting us in these 494 00:33:05,104 --> 00:33:07,224 is an affront to my warrior spirit. 495 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,401 I'm a hunter, 496 00:33:12,175 --> 00:33:15,238 not a fucking truck driver corralling gun platforms. 497 00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:20,788 Brad, we were the fucking first boots on the ground 498 00:33:20,908 --> 00:33:23,195 in the American invasion of Mesopotamia. 499 00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:27,230 And you got your men out alive. 500 00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:33,273 Might be sad about not getting your mission but for me, 501 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:37,672 I got to tell you, I'm glad this is over. 502 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,666 One other thing, 503 00:33:42,786 --> 00:33:44,354 no more cat holes. 504 00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:50,318 This fucking pog camp we're in has a legit slittrench latrine. 505 00:33:51,589 --> 00:33:52,476 Really. 506 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,785 That's my recon mission then. 507 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,193 ??? Two on comms. 508 00:34:05,648 --> 00:34:06,780 ... Hitman. 509 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,579 Hitman Two Three, this is Hitman Two Two... 510 00:34:12,488 --> 00:34:13,360 Over. 511 00:34:14,549 --> 00:34:18,059 Manimal, you're no longer allowed to touch the handset again. Over. 512 00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:21,665 I put my babies down. 513 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,085 Think I'm gonna get some shuteye. 514 00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:29,854 I want you to know you've done good, Tony. 515 00:34:33,062 --> 00:34:37,002 You earned a lot of reputation in the recon community as my A.T.L. 516 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:42,353 You've always had my six. 517 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:49,661 I just want you to know I really appreciate that. 518 00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:55,179 And it's been... 519 00:34:55,647 --> 00:34:56,848 Do you realize 520 00:34:57,902 --> 00:34:59,710 the shit that we've done here, 521 00:35:00,773 --> 00:35:02,350 the people we've killed? 522 00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:05,648 Back in the civilian world, dawg, 523 00:35:06,776 --> 00:35:08,115 if we did this, 524 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:10,847 we would go to prison. 525 00:35:18,643 --> 00:35:20,455 Poke, you're thinking like a mexican again. 526 00:35:21,865 --> 00:35:23,401 Think like a white man. 527 00:35:24,564 --> 00:35:26,002 Over there, they'll be 528 00:35:26,162 --> 00:35:28,283 laying on the medals for what we did. 529 00:35:35,929 --> 00:35:37,493 What's with you, dawg? 530 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,477 I'm tweaking, bro. 531 00:35:41,813 --> 00:35:43,933 Don't feel right unless I'm strapped. 532 00:35:44,781 --> 00:35:46,355 I'm gonna go pull guard duty. 533 00:36:03,949 --> 00:36:04,749 Sir. 534 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,008 Sergeant, 535 00:36:10,454 --> 00:36:13,609 they're speaking pretty highly of First Recon at division headquarters. 536 00:36:14,418 --> 00:36:16,755 The General thinks we're slaying dragons. 537 00:36:17,632 --> 00:36:19,166 I'm pleased to hear that, sir. 538 00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:20,848 But between you and me, 539 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,393 it's bullshit. 540 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,385 You men need another mission. 541 00:36:29,809 --> 00:36:32,199 Tanks are gonna lead the way into Baghdad, 542 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,154 but we want to get in the game too. 543 00:36:36,682 --> 00:36:37,659 Yes, sir. 544 00:36:38,941 --> 00:36:40,117 Be advised, Brad: 545 00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:42,921 stay frosty. 546 00:37:07,054 --> 00:37:09,435 - I got her right in front of me! - Show me those titties! 547 00:37:09,555 --> 00:37:12,316 Come on, baby! I got 15 large! Give me one ass cheek! 548 00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:16,411 - A liberated bitch. - I'm gonna hit that shit. 549 00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:18,764 Wearing your desert goggles. That ain't nothing but a 550 00:37:18,884 --> 00:37:20,576 piece of nappy haired Whiskey Tango. 551 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,562 He's right, man. You ain't hittin' shit. W.M. like that? 552 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:27,728 No, she be wearing kevlar panties nailed on top of a concertina wire bush. 553 00:37:27,848 --> 00:37:30,110 Yeah, well, I'm gonna do a recon there. 554 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,628 I'm gonna make a path for all you motherfuckers. 555 00:37:35,124 --> 00:37:37,592 Shit, man, can you imagine the stank on that cunt? 556 00:37:37,816 --> 00:37:40,128 That is exactly why I'm going! 557 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,638 Sir, I'm gonna go down on her 558 00:37:42,798 --> 00:37:45,266 like she got all of Saddam's W.M.Ds 559 00:37:45,426 --> 00:37:47,455 just buried right between her legs. 560 00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:49,812 - You better dig deep. - Oh, Yeah, baby! 561 00:37:50,366 --> 00:37:51,689 Hit that gas, come on! 562 00:37:51,849 --> 00:37:53,900 Give it a little tap! Pat it, pat it! 563 00:37:56,528 --> 00:37:58,892 It's not that bad over here. Don't kill yourself like that. 564 00:37:59,012 --> 00:38:01,479 Shit, go get it, baby. Get some for old J.C. 565 00:38:01,891 --> 00:38:04,327 - Oh, shit. Heads up. - Oh, shit, smash! 566 00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:07,455 Belays that, Devil Dog! 567 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:09,172 You's a squealin' 568 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:12,473 like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! 569 00:38:14,103 --> 00:38:15,355 Unfuck yourselves 570 00:38:16,066 --> 00:38:18,215 or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a W.M. 571 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,437 with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' their stern. 572 00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:23,987 Get yourselves squared up here. 573 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:26,370 Corporal, 574 00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:31,312 you're inappropriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' 575 00:38:31,648 --> 00:38:33,053 fornication wit' it! 576 00:38:33,297 --> 00:38:37,027 Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions? 577 00:38:38,453 --> 00:38:40,350 Where the fuck are your helmets? 578 00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:42,035 Fuckin' Sixta. 579 00:38:42,724 --> 00:38:44,859 No sooner do we stop getting shot at, 580 00:38:45,017 --> 00:38:46,848 the motherfucker is out here lifing us 581 00:38:46,968 --> 00:38:49,492 in his illiterate fucking retardese. 582 00:38:50,486 --> 00:38:53,852 People think they have the authority to kill the minority, man. 583 00:38:55,025 --> 00:38:56,258 Fuck the police. 584 00:38:57,472 --> 00:38:59,292 - Holy shit! - What the fuck? 585 00:39:01,327 --> 00:39:02,878 What the fuck? Get some! 586 00:39:04,714 --> 00:39:05,825 Fuckin' Brad. 587 00:39:09,737 --> 00:39:11,739 Yeah! Hell, yeah. 588 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:14,080 It don't get no better than that. 589 00:39:15,807 --> 00:39:18,605 Man over all stations, be advised: Sergeant Colbert is... 590 00:39:18,725 --> 00:39:20,022 wings level. 591 00:39:20,574 --> 00:39:21,862 Can somebody clear him hot? 592 00:39:26,584 --> 00:39:29,897 What, did you give him some Rolling Stone drugs or something? 593 00:39:30,017 --> 00:39:30,819 No. 594 00:39:31,423 --> 00:39:33,194 What the fuck did you do to him? 595 00:39:34,016 --> 00:39:35,960 Asked him what he would be if he wasn't Marine. 596 00:39:36,398 --> 00:39:38,919 Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? 597 00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:40,548 That's my fuckin' dream. 598 00:39:45,389 --> 00:39:46,505 What the fuck? 599 00:39:52,178 --> 00:39:53,433 You fucking rock. 600 00:39:57,352 --> 00:39:58,408 Better now. 601 00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:03,482 Ray, I want you to gather the team. 602 00:40:10,024 --> 00:40:10,953 All right. 603 00:40:15,185 --> 00:40:16,764 Drop your pots, gents. 604 00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:19,621 Sergeant Colbert's giving you a pass. 605 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:29,155 There's something I've been keeping from you. 606 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:33,561 I wasn't sure we were gonna live to share this moment. 607 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:36,867 Fuck yeah! 608 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:44,033 - Chef Boyardee, the master! - To celebrate. 609 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,281 - Here, hurry up! - Trombley, get a fire going. 610 00:40:47,441 --> 00:40:48,441 Walt, here. 611 00:40:49,788 --> 00:40:51,660 You deceiving, conniving, 612 00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:53,913 hebrew motherfucker. 613 00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:58,057 How were you gonna keep this from your dearest pal Rayray? 614 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:00,668 I got one more secret to share. 615 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,385 - Juggs! - No no! Wait! Not yet. 616 00:41:08,546 --> 00:41:10,580 I need some I need some time with this alone. 617 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,666 - Come on. Just give me one. - Just calm down. 618 00:41:12,786 --> 00:41:15,101 You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine. 619 00:41:16,087 --> 00:41:17,519 You gotta share with Trombley. 620 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,281 What? He'll kill her! 621 00:41:19,401 --> 00:41:21,614 Eat, fuck, kill all the same, right? 622 00:41:21,734 --> 00:41:24,193 Yeah! All the same if you're a fucking psycho. 623 00:41:25,605 --> 00:41:28,489 - I'm telling you, I fear for Jasmine. - Speaking of which, 624 00:41:29,369 --> 00:41:32,284 one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture. 625 00:41:33,006 --> 00:41:33,752 Dude, 626 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,905 I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's is a kind of a whore. 627 00:41:38,025 --> 00:41:38,858 What? 628 00:41:38,978 --> 00:41:42,063 Yeah, last time I saw her, she was doing all of H&S company. 629 00:41:42,183 --> 00:41:43,753 She doesn't deserve you, man. 630 00:41:44,819 --> 00:41:47,718 Brah, civilian food gives me the munchies! 631 00:41:48,085 --> 00:41:49,835 - Lilley. - Thanks, Brad. 632 00:41:52,589 --> 00:41:53,839 Arbe are faroni? 633 00:41:54,952 --> 00:41:56,232 What's your problem? 634 00:41:56,352 --> 00:41:58,544 Last time the white man gave my people something, 635 00:41:58,664 --> 00:42:00,896 it was blankets laced with typhoid. 636 00:42:01,299 --> 00:42:03,053 Poke, can't we all just... 637 00:42:03,697 --> 00:42:04,647 get along? 638 00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:08,612 Whopper Jr., 639 00:42:08,966 --> 00:42:10,613 you got any tabasco to go with this? 640 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:12,346 Okay, there it is. 641 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,651 You did just call him Whopper Jr. 642 00:42:14,771 --> 00:42:16,821 Now what the hell is that about? 643 00:42:18,590 --> 00:42:21,458 We call our man Whopper Jr. because they're sold at Burger King. 644 00:42:23,134 --> 00:42:24,234 Burger King. 645 00:42:24,354 --> 00:42:25,421 Right. B.K. 646 00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:27,341 "Baby killer." 647 00:42:27,661 --> 00:42:30,634 Trombley's our little Whopper Jr. ever since he shot those shepherds. 648 00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:36,181 Damn, Brad, what else you got hidden in the Humvee? 649 00:42:36,342 --> 00:42:37,392 A fat chick? 650 00:42:39,136 --> 00:42:40,573 Shoot some civilians, 651 00:42:40,693 --> 00:42:42,543 you get a reputation. Right? 652 00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:47,770 Walt. 653 00:42:49,688 --> 00:42:51,085 He didn't mean that. 654 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,147 Walt. 655 00:42:58,685 --> 00:43:02,061 You're a fuckin' messed up hick. You can't even eat ravioli. 656 00:43:02,181 --> 00:43:03,667 I'm eating ravioli. 657 00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,341 Look at him! 658 00:43:09,304 --> 00:43:13,034 Gents, the final battle against Saddam's military began this morning 659 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,866 when R.C.T-5 crossed the Diyala river. 660 00:43:16,299 --> 00:43:18,057 The final assault of Baghdad is under way. 661 00:43:19,726 --> 00:43:20,742 Now, 662 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,412 some of you may have surmised 663 00:43:23,532 --> 00:43:26,698 that this is not a game for marines in open Humvees, 664 00:43:26,935 --> 00:43:28,970 that while this great battle is being fought, 665 00:43:29,090 --> 00:43:31,965 you'd be sitting in a field holding your dicks. 666 00:43:32,557 --> 00:43:34,490 Or if you're in h&s company, holding our dicks. 667 00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:41,622 This is a problem that's been gnawing at Godfather since Al Kut. 668 00:43:43,286 --> 00:43:45,501 And the solution was right in front of me the whole time. 669 00:43:49,213 --> 00:43:50,214 Gentlemen, 670 00:43:50,334 --> 00:43:51,981 the northern flank. 671 00:43:53,779 --> 00:43:55,476 Above Baghdad, we assume 672 00:43:55,596 --> 00:43:57,995 a significant Republican guard presence, 673 00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:02,351 especially since it's this region that's the home to the Sunnis and Ba'athists. 674 00:44:03,339 --> 00:44:06,028 Now it turns out this had been weighing on the C.G.'s mind 675 00:44:06,148 --> 00:44:08,601 when I went to meet with him last night. 676 00:44:09,477 --> 00:44:13,476 Chaos has committed all three regiments to the assault from the east here. 677 00:44:15,306 --> 00:44:17,771 There's a town called Baqubah 678 00:44:18,235 --> 00:44:20,077 about 50 kliks north of the city 679 00:44:21,252 --> 00:44:23,664 where an iraqi mechanized Republican guard division 680 00:44:24,053 --> 00:44:25,593 is unaccounted for. 681 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:29,055 Okay? Now this leaves Chaos's northern flank 682 00:44:29,175 --> 00:44:31,248 as tender as the virgin's thigh. 683 00:44:33,447 --> 00:44:34,805 Until I met with him, 684 00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:38,924 the C.G. thought his only option was to peel off a mechanized battalion. 685 00:44:39,473 --> 00:44:41,126 As a good officer should, 686 00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:42,996 I gave him another option. 687 00:44:44,044 --> 00:44:46,221 Gentlemen, we are going to Baqubah. 688 00:44:47,122 --> 00:44:49,392 Expect morning orders within 30 mikes. 689 00:44:50,218 --> 00:44:51,968 Sir, there's a situation. 690 00:44:52,969 --> 00:44:55,705 Despite our best efforts, they came up on our comms this morning. 691 00:44:55,825 --> 00:44:59,824 They know where we are and they're less than two kliks from our perimeter. 692 00:45:02,671 --> 00:45:04,681 Sir, we could give them a tangential mission, 693 00:45:04,801 --> 00:45:06,951 maybe task them with guarding H&S? 694 00:45:07,201 --> 00:45:09,251 Major, we can't unfuck this one. 695 00:45:10,528 --> 00:45:12,378 Gentlemen, one other thing: 696 00:45:13,776 --> 00:45:15,841 Delta company will be with us. 697 00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:20,429 The reservists have arrived. 698 00:45:22,634 --> 00:45:24,184 All right, that's it. 699 00:45:39,185 --> 00:45:40,934 Lt, what's the date today? 700 00:45:41,054 --> 00:45:43,535 Copy that, Two Two. Solid copy. 701 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,781 Yo, Dirty, 702 00:45:51,236 --> 00:45:52,708 you got a donkey dick? 703 00:45:52,828 --> 00:45:53,846 Radiator? 704 00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:55,942 Yeah, wait a minute, Ray. 705 00:45:57,863 --> 00:45:59,467 What the fuck are you doing? 706 00:46:00,014 --> 00:46:01,564 Writing in my journal. 707 00:46:02,115 --> 00:46:03,565 About all this shit? 708 00:46:03,966 --> 00:46:06,805 What, about you're singlehandedly winning this war? 709 00:46:07,428 --> 00:46:09,934 That's the type of shit that Cody puts in his little diary. 710 00:46:10,054 --> 00:46:11,892 Look, if they say we fought valiantly here, 711 00:46:12,012 --> 00:46:14,026 I want 'em to know we fought retarded. 712 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,369 Yeah, 'cause going into towns, 713 00:46:16,489 --> 00:46:18,779 storming an airfield with no observation. 714 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:21,485 . I work for Captain America. You got fick at least. 715 00:46:21,605 --> 00:46:24,409 I've been telling you, Eric, it don't have to be that way. 716 00:46:24,889 --> 00:46:27,413 One bullet in the head, our whole platoon is squared away. 717 00:46:27,574 --> 00:46:29,067 Just stow that fuckin' shit. 718 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:32,708 You had your chances like everybody else and you haven't done it, so fuck you. 719 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,052 Here comes dumbass. 720 00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:41,741 Well, guys, it's been groovy. 721 00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:43,887 Good work, men. 722 00:46:45,824 --> 00:46:47,067 Yes, sir. 723 00:46:49,570 --> 00:46:50,300 Good. 724 00:46:51,388 --> 00:46:52,445 Good work. 725 00:47:03,405 --> 00:47:06,022 Each man sees things differently in combat. 726 00:47:07,353 --> 00:47:08,996 Right now at any time, we could die. 727 00:47:09,933 --> 00:47:11,999 It's almost enough to make you lose your sanity. 728 00:47:12,414 --> 00:47:14,835 To remain calm and stay in a place where you think you will die, 729 00:47:14,996 --> 00:47:17,346 that too is the definition of insane. 730 00:47:22,784 --> 00:47:24,834 Nate, you have to become insane 731 00:47:25,255 --> 00:47:26,805 to survive in combat. 732 00:47:33,305 --> 00:47:34,223 Yeah. 733 00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:39,910 This is how it comes down to us. 734 00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,613 We're on point for the battalion, 735 00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,823 but first we're linking up with war pig. 736 00:47:45,984 --> 00:47:48,573 We're gonna be rolling with some real ass the fuckin' L.A.Vs. 737 00:47:48,693 --> 00:47:49,952 And good newsbad news,. 738 00:47:50,114 --> 00:47:53,457 They're giving us the L.A.Vs because they're sending us north of Baghdad, 739 00:47:54,365 --> 00:47:56,084 where all Saddam's people are from. 740 00:47:56,930 --> 00:47:59,712 And they don't love us up there like they do down south. 741 00:47:59,873 --> 00:48:01,697 - So fuck 'em where they live. - Damn right. 742 00:48:01,817 --> 00:48:04,515 We'll be surrounded by friendlies until here... 743 00:48:04,635 --> 00:48:05,885 the magic line. 744 00:48:07,181 --> 00:48:09,514 No american unit has gone past this line. 745 00:48:10,438 --> 00:48:13,088 A couple tried yesterday and got ambushed. 746 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,050 This... 747 00:48:15,763 --> 00:48:17,174 is badguy country. 748 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:23,926 All l right, gents, we got 30 mikes. 749 00:48:25,154 --> 00:48:26,532 Somebody's got to win this. 750 00:48:26,961 --> 00:48:29,311 What the fuck are you all moto about? 751 00:48:30,127 --> 00:48:31,702 Jumpin' jehoshaphat. 752 00:48:32,888 --> 00:48:35,908 Are we that desperate for cannon fodder that they're clearing out the sick, 753 00:48:36,028 --> 00:48:39,324 - the lame, the crazy? - Look at you boys? 754 00:48:39,444 --> 00:48:41,255 At what's up with these guys? 755 00:48:41,415 --> 00:48:43,589 - What's up, Dawg? - Look at these guys. 756 00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:49,137 - How the fuck did you find us? - I came up 757 00:48:49,298 --> 00:48:50,348 with Delta. 758 00:48:51,037 --> 00:48:52,643 Shit, the fuckin' reservists, dude? 759 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:56,638 Brad, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since day one. 760 00:48:56,758 --> 00:48:59,146 What happened to your cushy liaison gig at Al Jabar? 761 00:48:59,492 --> 00:49:02,319 Yeah, rockin' the fucking side pipe with them air force hotties. 762 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:04,999 Fuck that, I ain't had a war since Somalia I had to get some. 763 00:49:05,119 --> 00:49:08,939 But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rolling with Delta. 764 00:49:09,298 --> 00:49:10,292 What? 765 00:49:10,412 --> 00:49:12,411 - Clusterfuck? - They're off the hook. 766 00:49:12,697 --> 00:49:15,135 Dude, they don't got any gear or food. 767 00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:17,513 They were pulling escort duty just to eat. 768 00:49:17,633 --> 00:49:21,117 And then they got to rollin' into these hamlets and doing these shows 769 00:49:21,237 --> 00:49:24,934 of force you know, cowboy shit for fun. Like this one time, I swear to god, 770 00:49:25,054 --> 00:49:27,884 they thought it'd be funny to give these little kids, like, porn mags 771 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:31,346 like Hustler and Maxim and shit, 772 00:49:31,507 --> 00:49:33,375 show the little hajis what we're fighting for. 773 00:49:33,495 --> 00:49:36,322 This old Iraqi comes storming out, 774 00:49:36,442 --> 00:49:39,479 starts screaming at our interpreter about how we're fucking up their morals 775 00:49:39,983 --> 00:49:41,498 or some dumb shit, right? 776 00:49:41,618 --> 00:49:44,534 And he's super fucking pissed. The old man's got an R.P.G. 777 00:49:44,873 --> 00:49:45,944 What? 778 00:49:46,104 --> 00:49:49,489 Delta fuckin' freaks. They lob like 26 mark-19 rounds. 779 00:49:49,815 --> 00:49:51,174 They fuck up the whole hamlet. 780 00:49:51,383 --> 00:49:53,143 - Fuck. - Bull-fucking-shit. 781 00:49:53,263 --> 00:49:55,077 Ollie North filmed the whole fucking thing. 782 00:49:55,197 --> 00:49:56,479 The Oliver North? 783 00:49:56,599 --> 00:50:00,417 Oliver fuckin' North was standing there with a camera crew from Fox 784 00:50:00,784 --> 00:50:03,787 filming the whole thing like it was the turning point in the fucking war. 785 00:50:03,907 --> 00:50:06,323 These delta fucks are like L.A.P.D. cops 786 00:50:06,443 --> 00:50:09,665 and D.E.A. agents and fucking air marshals. 787 00:50:09,785 --> 00:50:11,094 You know what I mean? 788 00:50:11,254 --> 00:50:15,181 And they're led by this Napoleon douche who is like a Corporal 789 00:50:15,342 --> 00:50:18,769 or some shit in Albuquerque P.D. I swear to god, 790 00:50:18,929 --> 00:50:21,980 this motherfucker has got cattle horns 791 00:50:22,140 --> 00:50:24,774 - on his Humvee. - This is so colossally retarded, 792 00:50:24,894 --> 00:50:27,903 - I can't even say anything about it. - Godfather knows. 793 00:50:28,330 --> 00:50:31,901 He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. 794 00:50:32,021 --> 00:50:33,408 But they're here now, brad, 795 00:50:34,011 --> 00:50:36,033 and they're rolling with you. 796 00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:39,623 No fuckin' way. We're working with reservists? 797 00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:41,661 That's some bullshit. 798 00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:46,003 Look at this motherfucker. 799 00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:50,867 Check it out. If I'm lying, I'm dying. 800 00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:54,705 That's a real marine. 801 00:50:56,918 --> 00:50:57,934 Fick! 802 00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:05,082 We're out of our M.O.P.P.S. 803 00:51:05,535 --> 00:51:07,348 - Right now. - Yes, sir. 804 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,371 You can actually see it rolling downhill. 805 00:51:10,491 --> 00:51:11,311 Yep, 806 00:51:11,431 --> 00:51:12,614 here it comes. 807 00:51:13,176 --> 00:51:14,483 Change in S.O.P. 808 00:51:14,901 --> 00:51:18,245 Out of our M.O.P.P. suits. You've 5 min to get right, then we're red-con one. 809 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,206 - We're back in cammies! - So fresh and so clean. 810 00:51:24,828 --> 00:51:26,570 Fuck, I don't have bootpants. 811 00:51:27,256 --> 00:51:29,485 My balls smell like Jack's mouth. 812 00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:32,175 How do you know what his mouth smells like? 813 00:51:32,335 --> 00:51:34,210 'cause my balls were in it. 814 00:51:34,330 --> 00:51:36,763 What the fuck do they do over there, man? 815 00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:40,435 No, really, if we're not in our M.O.P.P. suits, 816 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,991 that means there's no W.M.Ds 817 00:51:43,339 --> 00:51:47,337 If there's no W.M.D.S, then why are we here in the first place? 818 00:51:47,726 --> 00:51:50,019 I knew you were a fucking gay-ass liberal. 819 00:51:50,139 --> 00:51:52,967 You tried to pretend by invading iraq with us, but I knew. 820 00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:56,433 I'm serious, Ray. Isn't that the whole point of us being here? 821 00:51:56,955 --> 00:52:00,067 The point is we get to kill people, you dumb fuck. 822 00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,560 What's the difference anyway, man? 823 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,609 I mean, 824 00:52:04,993 --> 00:52:06,518 the war's almost over. 825 00:52:06,638 --> 00:52:09,066 We're just about done with this bitch. 826 00:52:12,367 --> 00:52:14,451 Shit, man, they're taking everything. 827 00:52:15,447 --> 00:52:16,386 Yeah, 828 00:52:16,723 --> 00:52:18,539 they're pretty much liberated around here. 829 00:52:18,659 --> 00:52:20,290 Ray, stay focused. 830 00:52:21,072 --> 00:52:23,743 - We have a mission. - Yeah, some mission... 831 00:52:23,863 --> 00:52:25,829 "cross the magic line." 832 00:52:26,432 --> 00:52:28,742 What the fuck can that be all about? 833 00:52:31,186 --> 00:52:33,747 That's us. War pig, then recon. 834 00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:36,468 The line is on 34 northern. 835 00:52:36,942 --> 00:52:38,973 On the other side? The Iraqis. 836 00:52:40,058 --> 00:52:41,748 And they're mechanized. 837 00:52:43,253 --> 00:52:44,322 Focus, Ray. 838 00:52:45,225 --> 00:52:46,038 Focus. 839 00:53:01,508 --> 00:53:02,954 Watch for mines, Ray. 840 00:53:03,074 --> 00:53:05,288 Remember, this is bad-guy country. 841 00:53:07,322 --> 00:53:09,773 Reporter, do you know what you're supposed to do 842 00:53:09,893 --> 00:53:13,892 if the Humvee gets hit by a mine? You're supposed to curl up like a bitch. 843 00:53:14,062 --> 00:53:17,347 - Trombley, make nice. - You know how to curl up like a bitch, 844 00:53:17,467 --> 00:53:18,917 don't you, reporter? 845 00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:23,021 What is believed to bethe final assault on the city's defenders. 846 00:53:24,010 --> 00:53:25,625 And now for cricket... 847 00:53:26,574 --> 00:53:29,299 BBC says they're puttin' whoop-ass on Baghdad. 848 00:53:29,419 --> 00:53:31,428 And we're out here in the fucking sticks. 849 00:53:34,663 --> 00:53:36,432 Man, turn that shit off. 850 00:53:36,872 --> 00:53:40,853 ... disappointing results, "but," he said, "there's always a next time." 851 00:53:41,944 --> 00:53:45,006 We're out here under the radar where nobody knows we're here. 852 00:53:45,828 --> 00:53:46,824 Hopefully, 853 00:53:47,509 --> 00:53:49,396 it'll fuckin' stay that way. 854 00:53:55,661 --> 00:53:58,025 Once more into the great good night. 855 00:53:59,212 --> 00:54:00,244 "Cry havoc 856 00:54:00,955 --> 00:54:02,909 "and let slip the dogs of war." 857 00:54:03,069 --> 00:54:04,098 Man, 858 00:54:04,218 --> 00:54:08,198 when I get home, I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy. 859 00:54:08,485 --> 00:54:09,935 Is that Shakespeare? 860 00:54:10,611 --> 00:54:12,345 Shakespeare wrote that? 861 00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,837 About his girlfriend's pussy? 862 00:54:16,124 --> 00:54:17,764 Godfather, Godfather. 863 00:54:20,462 --> 00:54:23,889 I take it the L.A.Vs in front of us just crossedthe magic line. 864 00:54:24,049 --> 00:54:27,500 The L.A.Vs report enemy contact on both sides of the road. 865 00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,311 Rockets, mortars and machine guns. 866 00:54:33,860 --> 00:54:37,858 Hitman, Hitman, small arms fire to our three o'clock, 2-5-0 meters out. 867 00:54:41,249 --> 00:54:42,449 I have no targets. 868 00:54:44,097 --> 00:54:45,262 No targets. 869 00:54:49,699 --> 00:54:51,166 Walt, what are you shooting at? 870 00:54:51,326 --> 00:54:53,251 I got muzzle flashes behind those walls. 871 00:54:57,075 --> 00:54:59,591 Hold on, buddy! That's a fuckin'village over there. 872 00:54:59,751 --> 00:55:02,552 - I see fuckin' fire coming in. - Not from the houses! 873 00:55:03,179 --> 00:55:04,821 There are people in that village. 874 00:55:04,941 --> 00:55:07,290 - All Hitman Two... - They ain't shooting at us. 875 00:55:07,410 --> 00:55:09,960 ... one-six north on route green. Break. 876 00:55:10,922 --> 00:55:13,563 They've made contact with a squad-sized force. Over. 877 00:55:13,683 --> 00:55:14,626 Roger. 878 00:55:15,067 --> 00:55:16,642 - Halt the vehicle. - All right. 879 00:55:16,762 --> 00:55:18,098 L.A.Vs have stopped. 880 00:55:25,831 --> 00:55:27,935 Enemy! Enemy, both sides! Break! 881 00:55:28,664 --> 00:55:30,956 My God. Is he crying? 882 00:55:31,116 --> 00:55:32,499 No, he's not. 883 00:55:32,659 --> 00:55:33,767 He's just nervous. 884 00:55:33,887 --> 00:55:36,046 We're gonna die if they don't get us out of here! 885 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,712 They sent us to die! 886 00:55:37,872 --> 00:55:39,171 Okay, fuck it. He's crying. 887 00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:42,010 All Hitman Victors, this is Hitman Two. 888 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:45,480 Be advised, the L.A.Vs are egressing to the south. Break. 889 00:55:47,312 --> 00:55:49,962 We pull back into a defensive position and dropping mortars. Over. 890 00:55:50,082 --> 00:55:51,171 That's a solid copy. 891 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:53,678 Trombley, the L.A.Vs will be coming up on our left. 892 00:55:53,798 --> 00:55:54,948 Do not engage. 893 00:55:55,712 --> 00:55:57,727 If you do, they'll schwack us. 894 00:56:03,025 --> 00:56:04,269 Jesus Christ. 895 00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:05,823 Tracers skipping around us. 896 00:56:06,370 --> 00:56:08,849 That's our own guys, shooting down the axis of our convoy. 897 00:56:08,969 --> 00:56:10,695 All Hitman Two Victors, hold your fire... 898 00:56:10,815 --> 00:56:12,343 Fucking reservists. 899 00:56:12,463 --> 00:56:13,581 Hold, Delta. Over. 900 00:56:15,627 --> 00:56:18,277 Is that the reservists firing on the ville? 901 00:56:18,682 --> 00:56:20,532 - Walt! - It's Delta. 902 00:56:21,134 --> 00:56:23,070 They're laying down F.P.F. on the village. 903 00:56:23,190 --> 00:56:25,872 - It's all fucked up. - Get those guys on the net. 904 00:56:25,992 --> 00:56:29,242 Man, they got passed down. We have no comms with Delta. 905 00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:32,599 I don't know, maybe the fucking retards will just run out of ammo. 906 00:56:32,761 --> 00:56:35,211 God damn, this is gonna be a long night. 907 00:56:41,478 --> 00:56:43,301 This is Assassin One. We are set. 908 00:56:43,421 --> 00:56:45,824 Assassin One, this is Assassin Two... 909 00:56:46,590 --> 00:56:48,710 Assassin One Two, this is Assassin One Three, 910 00:56:48,830 --> 00:56:52,480 we have local enemy entrenched 400 meters to the north. Break. 911 00:56:53,134 --> 00:56:54,873 Possible enemy mortar position. 912 00:56:54,993 --> 00:56:57,319 - North 1,000 meters. Interrogative. - Stay in line! 913 00:56:57,439 --> 00:57:00,989 Are you in the position to observe and persecute the target? 914 00:57:01,398 --> 00:57:03,756 Assassin One Three, this is Assassin One Two. 915 00:57:03,876 --> 00:57:05,091 We are static. 916 00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:08,764 Stand by while I roll the Godfather back. 917 00:57:09,082 --> 00:57:11,473 Assassin One Two out. Break break. 918 00:57:24,048 --> 00:57:26,738 They all got blankets on to hide their heat signatures, 919 00:57:26,858 --> 00:57:28,238 right, Sergeant Colbert? 920 00:57:31,162 --> 00:57:35,012 A week ago, they didn't know we could see their thermals at night. 921 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,049 Now they're adapting. 922 00:57:40,506 --> 00:57:42,175 Didn't work for that guy. 923 00:57:42,295 --> 00:57:43,686 - Get down! - No! 924 00:57:50,546 --> 00:57:51,670 Cease fire! 925 00:57:52,542 --> 00:57:54,572 Cease fucking fire, Sergeant! 926 00:57:55,612 --> 00:57:56,612 Sergeant! 927 00:57:57,150 --> 00:58:00,438 - Cease fire, motherfucker! - Cease fire! 928 00:58:01,661 --> 00:58:02,940 Cease fire now! 929 00:58:04,478 --> 00:58:05,989 Cease fucking fire! 930 00:58:07,682 --> 00:58:09,584 Sergeant! What the fuck? 931 00:58:09,704 --> 00:58:11,713 My staff Sergeant told me to engage all movement. 932 00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:13,827 What are you doing? You dumb motherfucker, 933 00:58:13,987 --> 00:58:15,668 you realize you're shooting at Marines? 934 00:58:15,788 --> 00:58:17,352 I saw an Iraqi helmet. 935 00:58:18,321 --> 00:58:19,871 I got this, Corporal. 936 00:58:20,756 --> 00:58:21,584 Fuck. 937 00:58:22,018 --> 00:58:23,916 Two Actual, this is Two One. 938 00:58:24,036 --> 00:58:25,793 Who the fuck is shooting at us? 939 00:58:25,913 --> 00:58:27,938 Fuckin' L.A.P.D. cops from Delta! 940 00:58:28,234 --> 00:58:30,322 They fucking love shooting Mexicans. 941 00:58:30,442 --> 00:58:32,057 It was Alpha, Gabe. 942 00:58:32,177 --> 00:58:33,215 Alpha. 943 00:58:33,862 --> 00:58:35,128 Mistakes happen. 944 00:58:35,744 --> 00:58:37,994 Two One Actual, what's your status? 945 00:58:39,345 --> 00:58:42,431 Everyone likes to shoot Mexicans, even Mexicans. 946 00:58:59,488 --> 00:59:01,338 Hitman Two, this is Two One. 947 00:59:01,661 --> 00:59:04,751 This is accurate mortar fire. Request permission to egress. 948 00:59:05,176 --> 00:59:07,532 Negative. Our orders are to hold our position. 949 00:59:07,652 --> 00:59:09,690 We're blocking for Alpha. Over. 950 00:59:09,810 --> 00:59:12,960 - There's a fuckin' braindead idea. - That's a hold. 951 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,761 We're covering Alpha's assault. 952 00:59:18,718 --> 00:59:19,571 Brad. 953 00:59:20,918 --> 00:59:23,709 Check out the retard cas-evacing lamb chops. 954 00:59:27,226 --> 00:59:29,878 Man, that's fucking intense when you think about it, homes. 955 00:59:29,998 --> 00:59:31,854 Here's this poor farmer who's out there... 956 00:59:31,974 --> 00:59:33,411 Shut the fuck up. 957 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,302 Fucking fish in a barrel. 958 01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:07,356 Same motherfuckers who tried to smoke your ass. 959 01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:16,658 ... the most dramatic pictures are showing 960 01:00:16,818 --> 01:00:19,099 American Marines in Baghdad city center 961 01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:21,860 pulling down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. 962 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,646 Fighting seems to have come to an end... 963 01:00:23,766 --> 01:00:26,131 - Turn that shit off. - All right, fine. 964 01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:30,671 Apparently, these motherfuckers up here don't listen to the BBC. 965 01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:33,065 No talking, no radio. Jeez, Brad. 966 01:00:41,922 --> 01:00:42,850 Grab the mag. 967 01:00:45,322 --> 01:00:48,525 - How about this guy over here? - No, man, over here, J.J. 968 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:51,247 - Bobby, use my camera too, man. - Damn! 969 01:00:52,645 --> 01:00:54,988 - Fucking reservists, man. - Just take the fucking photo. 970 01:00:56,755 --> 01:00:58,544 Be careful, Dan. R.P.G. could be mined. 971 01:00:58,664 --> 01:01:00,698 Don't pick shit up till you check it. 972 01:01:00,818 --> 01:01:01,953 Copy that. 973 01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:12,839 - Get up. Get the fuck up. - No no no. 974 01:01:12,999 --> 01:01:14,172 - Come on. - Okay. 975 01:01:14,292 --> 01:01:15,670 - Okay, okay. - Now. 976 01:01:19,646 --> 01:01:21,210 Got you covered, Eric. 977 01:01:21,465 --> 01:01:22,265 Hands. 978 01:01:23,131 --> 01:01:23,933 Come on. 979 01:01:24,731 --> 01:01:25,583 Hands. 980 01:01:27,177 --> 01:01:28,199 Thank you. 981 01:01:29,270 --> 01:01:31,607 You saved our asses. It's the 1st real fighting we've seen. 982 01:01:31,767 --> 01:01:34,444 - You move and I'll blow your head off. - I have a family! 983 01:01:38,102 --> 01:01:40,522 We ought to cut his throat like in the Chechen soldier video? 984 01:01:42,863 --> 01:01:45,178 Captain, sir... sir, what are you... 985 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,899 Sir. Intimidation tactic. 986 01:01:48,681 --> 01:01:51,231 Sir, we got this situation under control. 987 01:01:51,817 --> 01:01:53,755 - Fuck! Fuck! - Bombs! 988 01:01:54,801 --> 01:01:56,823 We got a live one, men! 989 01:01:56,943 --> 01:01:58,175 Cover him, Redman. 990 01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,301 You motherfuckers. 991 01:02:02,554 --> 01:02:05,832 I'm sorry I shook your hand. You abused that prisoner. 992 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,119 Bravo Two, stay on line. 993 01:02:19,706 --> 01:02:21,783 - Hold your fire. - No Saddam. 994 01:02:24,069 --> 01:02:24,986 Come. 995 01:02:29,227 --> 01:02:31,683 Looks like you won some hearts and minds, sir. 996 01:02:31,803 --> 01:02:33,111 And some tongue. 997 01:02:38,468 --> 01:02:40,175 Check it out! We got their colors! 998 01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:41,227 Yeah! 999 01:02:43,288 --> 01:02:44,864 I love killing people! 1000 01:02:45,209 --> 01:02:47,475 - Please, I'm a very low soldier. - Fuck that. 1001 01:02:47,921 --> 01:02:49,352 You were waiting to kill us. 1002 01:02:49,959 --> 01:02:51,437 You didn't put your weapon down. 1003 01:02:51,597 --> 01:02:55,370 I'm afraid if we put our weapons down, the police will come and beat us. 1004 01:02:55,490 --> 01:02:57,333 Everybody under Saddam is silent. 1005 01:02:57,453 --> 01:02:59,535 If he say we go to war with America, we say "good." 1006 01:02:59,655 --> 01:03:01,823 If he say we don't go to war with America, we say "good." 1007 01:03:01,983 --> 01:03:03,121 Shit yeah. 1008 01:03:03,241 --> 01:03:05,824 - We can't drop our weapons either. - We got orders. 1009 01:03:05,944 --> 01:03:08,371 - Next stop is Baghdad. - Sweet, man. 1010 01:03:09,268 --> 01:03:12,757 I don't want any war crimes in the back of my truck. Untie his hands. 1011 01:03:12,877 --> 01:03:14,259 Give him some water. 1012 01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:18,512 You letting me go? 1013 01:03:19,223 --> 01:03:20,573 How can I go home? 1014 01:03:20,955 --> 01:03:22,838 My sergeant, he sees me, 1015 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:26,229 - he find out I didn't fight. - Negro, ain't no Saddam. 1016 01:03:26,816 --> 01:03:29,142 Know what I mean? Ain't no Iraqi army. 1017 01:03:30,708 --> 01:03:32,858 You ain't got a sergeant no more. 1018 01:03:33,135 --> 01:03:37,037 Either we killed his ass already or shit he be running away faster than you. 1019 01:03:37,157 --> 01:03:38,207 Feelin' me? 1020 01:03:38,521 --> 01:03:40,383 You're going to Baghdad, my friend. 1021 01:03:40,503 --> 01:03:42,397 We got a prisoner collection center there. 1022 01:03:42,517 --> 01:03:43,367 Baghdad? 1023 01:03:44,239 --> 01:03:45,095 For free? 1024 01:03:45,215 --> 01:03:47,181 I'm so happy. Thank you, thank you. I'm so happy. 1025 01:03:47,301 --> 01:03:48,536 It's all good, playboy. 1026 01:03:48,696 --> 01:03:51,697 Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you, thank you. 1027 01:03:58,651 --> 01:04:00,169 Contact, two kliks! 1028 01:04:04,149 --> 01:04:05,585 What the fuck, man? 1029 01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:09,581 Don't these fucking guys know that we won the war already? 1030 01:04:11,969 --> 01:04:14,219 We got ambushed all the way up here. 1031 01:04:14,757 --> 01:04:17,907 There still could be some bad guys who want to play. 1032 01:04:24,430 --> 01:04:26,165 God damn it, Ray. 1033 01:04:27,206 --> 01:04:29,085 No country music. 1034 01:04:30,191 --> 01:04:30,995 Okay? 1035 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:32,167 Dude, 1036 01:04:32,287 --> 01:04:34,902 it's not a country song, it's a cowboy song. 1037 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,466 I hate to break it to you, Ray, 1038 01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:50,348 but there are no cowboys. 1039 01:05:43,954 --> 01:05:45,427 I don't give a fuckwhat you write. 1040 01:05:45,547 --> 01:05:48,566 It's gonna come out all liberal media bullshit spin on it anyway. 1041 01:05:48,686 --> 01:05:50,730 Seriously, what am I supposed to do 1042 01:05:50,850 --> 01:05:52,931 with all this bullshit you guys constantly talk? 1043 01:05:53,051 --> 01:05:55,108 You think I'm some sort of racist psycho redneck? 1044 01:05:55,228 --> 01:05:56,291 What, you ain't? 1045 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:59,919 And you ain't some fucking militant taco-bender revolutionary? 1046 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:03,114 See, reporter? No outsider can understand how we really are. 1047 01:06:03,234 --> 01:06:04,509 We're all fucking brothers. 1048 01:06:04,629 --> 01:06:07,514 - And we're all fucking alpha males. - We gotta constantly test each other. 1049 01:06:07,634 --> 01:06:10,472 All we do is fight for position in the pack, dawg. 1050 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:13,316 All that training we do, the martial arts, to grappling... 1051 01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:15,611 is for practice, but it's also for real, 1052 01:06:15,731 --> 01:06:17,469 to achieve dominance over a motherfucker. 1053 01:06:17,589 --> 01:06:18,977 We do the same thing mentally. 1054 01:06:19,138 --> 01:06:20,331 It's prison rules, dawg. 1055 01:06:20,451 --> 01:06:22,479 We probe for any fucking weakness we can find... 1056 01:06:22,599 --> 01:06:24,664 family, race, brains, looks... 1057 01:06:24,784 --> 01:06:27,910 anything you have on a motherfucker, you wear it the fuck out. 1058 01:06:28,030 --> 01:06:29,882 Being a Marine isn't about words, anyways. 1059 01:06:30,002 --> 01:06:31,489 It's about your fucking actions. 1060 01:06:31,723 --> 01:06:35,151 In the civilian world, a fool slaps a "protect the planet" sticker on his car, 1061 01:06:35,271 --> 01:06:37,226 suddenly he's all about the environment and shit. 1062 01:06:37,346 --> 01:06:39,172 Don't matter that he drives that fucking car, 1063 01:06:39,292 --> 01:06:41,014 fires up his computer and video games 1064 01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:43,196 and cell phone every night with electricity made 1065 01:06:43,316 --> 01:06:46,591 from nuclear power, coal and fucking melted baby seal oil. 1066 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:48,741 "nuh-uh, I got a dolphin sticker on my shit, 1067 01:06:48,861 --> 01:06:50,915 "so I'm all about saving the fucking planet." 1068 01:06:51,035 --> 01:06:52,753 In our fucking Marine corps civilization 1069 01:06:52,873 --> 01:06:54,656 it don't matter what a motherfucker says. 1070 01:06:54,776 --> 01:06:56,231 Only thing that matters is, dawg, 1071 01:06:56,351 --> 01:06:58,400 when you charge that motherfucking machinegun 1072 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,102 when the motherfucker tells you to charge the motherfucking machinegun. 1073 01:07:01,222 --> 01:07:03,603 Shit, everybody in this platoon is a hard charger. 1074 01:07:03,723 --> 01:07:06,495 Marines bitch about everything, man... chow, fucking moron officers, 1075 01:07:06,615 --> 01:07:07,918 no time for a combat jack... 1076 01:07:08,038 --> 01:07:11,197 You never hear a Marine in this platoon bitch that we could die at any second. 1077 01:07:11,317 --> 01:07:13,113 - Hell no. - That's what we signed up for. 1078 01:07:13,233 --> 01:07:14,614 Hoorah that, motherfucker. 1079 01:07:14,734 --> 01:07:17,702 Fucking care if some latte-sipping bisexual college student 1080 01:07:17,822 --> 01:07:19,939 reading about Justin Timberlake in "Rolling Stone" 1081 01:07:20,059 --> 01:07:22,215 thinks I'm a psycho racist cracker? Fuck no. 1082 01:07:22,335 --> 01:07:24,443 I'd give my life for any brother in here. 1083 01:07:24,563 --> 01:07:26,593 I know any one of them would do the same for me. 1084 01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:29,722 You think it matters if I call fucking T a nigger? 1085 01:07:29,842 --> 01:07:33,841 Fucking love that big dark green marine and his big old beautiful nigger dick. 1086 01:07:34,223 --> 01:07:36,055 Love all my dirty spic brothers here. 1087 01:07:36,175 --> 01:07:40,026 And I love this fucking cracker-ass inbred racist peckerwood fuck. 1088 01:07:40,550 --> 01:07:43,076 I don't know why I do, dawg, but I do. 1089 01:07:43,196 --> 01:07:44,901 'cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls. 1090 01:07:45,021 --> 01:07:46,564 Want to touch 'em, reporter? 1091 01:07:46,787 --> 01:07:47,776 No. Thanks. 1092 01:07:49,236 --> 01:07:52,579 Look, man, I joined the Marine corps 10 days after I graduated high school. 1093 01:07:52,699 --> 01:07:55,956 I went to school with all these rich kids at St. Tammany's parish, 1094 01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:57,413 but I was an apartment kid. 1095 01:07:57,533 --> 01:08:00,427 My mom worked. I worked summers digging footings on the weekends. 1096 01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:02,463 I was a dishwasher at D'Angelo's pizzeria. 1097 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:04,196 I busted my ass. 1098 01:08:04,316 --> 01:08:06,528 Became a recon Marine since I was 19. 1099 01:08:06,648 --> 01:08:07,874 My shit is tight as fuck. 1100 01:08:07,994 --> 01:08:10,057 I know that, my brothers in this platoon know that, 1101 01:08:10,177 --> 01:08:11,589 so fuck all of you. 1102 01:08:13,692 --> 01:08:16,681 Damn, war scribe, you just spit on my fucking rack, dawg. 1103 01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:18,276 - Where? - There. 1104 01:08:19,298 --> 01:08:21,305 You see that pile of dried camel dung? 1105 01:08:21,425 --> 01:08:24,692 That's my fucking pillow, dawg. You fucking spit on it, fool. 1106 01:08:25,052 --> 01:08:26,910 You're a heinous-asswhite boy. 1107 01:08:27,030 --> 01:08:28,065 I'm sorry.