1 00:00:00,866 --> 00:00:05,348 Subtitle : www.sub-way.fr 2 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:29,532 Oscar Charlie, how copy? 3 00:00:30,355 --> 00:00:31,158 Hitman. 4 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:35,622 Yeah, Misfit Two One, Two Two is ready for you, Nine One. 5 00:00:37,015 --> 00:00:40,835 All Hitman Two Victors, maintain speed, maintain dispersion 50 meters. 6 00:00:44,394 --> 00:00:46,790 Roger that... Copy that. 7 00:00:50,089 --> 00:00:52,137 - See anything, Garza? - Something at one o'clock. 8 00:00:53,532 --> 00:00:57,434 - Four T-55s at one o'clock, two kliks. - Hitman, this is Hitman Two One. 9 00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:00,796 Enemy contact, four T-55s, 10 00:01:00,916 --> 00:01:03,483 - one o'clock, two kliks, how copy? - Contact right! 11 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:06,234 Enemy foot-mobiles, four o'clock, 300 m, by the berm. 12 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,028 This is Hitman Two One. Roger that. 13 00:01:24,072 --> 00:01:26,088 Misfit Two One, cleared hot. 14 00:01:26,292 --> 00:01:27,400 Missile away. 15 00:01:28,384 --> 00:01:29,342 Get some! 16 00:01:30,947 --> 00:01:32,094 Watch your sectors. 17 00:01:39,772 --> 00:01:41,622 Misfit Two Two, cleared hot. 18 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,230 Missile away. 19 00:01:49,231 --> 00:01:51,853 - Is there any contact on the left? - Contact right. 20 00:01:51,973 --> 00:01:53,031 R.P.G. team, 21 00:01:53,235 --> 00:01:55,617 two o'clock... 500 meters behind the truck. 22 00:01:55,779 --> 00:01:58,079 Shit. We'll get some later. 23 00:02:09,275 --> 00:02:12,413 This is Hitman two. We have suppressed a zil six by six. 24 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,762 Request that Misfit pushes north to sweep flank 25 00:02:15,012 --> 00:02:16,889 to search for possible targets. 26 00:02:17,782 --> 00:02:20,058 - Misfit Two One, copy. - We barbecued them hajis. 27 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:27,441 Bravo Two One, man down! 28 00:02:28,033 --> 00:02:30,861 - Echo Four Lima is down. - Lilley's hit! He's hit! 29 00:02:32,031 --> 00:02:34,991 He's stopping. Two One Alpha, interrogative. 30 00:02:36,244 --> 00:02:37,367 Push, push... 31 00:02:37,571 --> 00:02:39,703 - Get out of the kill zone. - Grab the wheel! 32 00:02:41,971 --> 00:02:44,621 Two Three, make the hole for Two One Bravo. 33 00:02:51,121 --> 00:02:52,759 Stop the vehicles! 34 00:02:57,155 --> 00:02:58,257 Corpsman! 35 00:02:59,217 --> 00:03:00,787 - I'm on it! - Got a man hit! 36 00:03:00,907 --> 00:03:03,269 Two One Bravo's got a man hit! Come on! 37 00:03:03,638 --> 00:03:06,707 Don't waste the morphine, doc. My boy's been smoked. 38 00:03:06,827 --> 00:03:08,315 Is anybody else hit? 39 00:03:11,095 --> 00:03:12,945 How's it feel, motherfucker? 40 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,413 How's it feel to be fucking dead? 41 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:16,883 Bro, it feels sad. 42 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:19,196 I feel very alone. 43 00:03:20,497 --> 00:03:21,695 And also, 44 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,664 I gotta take a shit. 45 00:03:24,743 --> 00:03:26,708 - I told you... - Damn, man, and I had dibs 46 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:29,586 - on your video camera. - I had dibs on your wife. 47 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:32,664 - You make a nice casualty. Congrats. - Yeah, you die real good. 48 00:03:32,784 --> 00:03:34,976 {\All right, }Team leaders, let's do a little after-action on this. 49 00:03:35,096 --> 00:03:36,185 Hell, yeah! 50 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,047 This was the first time the boys got to live-fire any mark-19s or .50s. 51 00:03:40,627 --> 00:03:42,976 Might be the only chance we get before we step off. 52 00:03:43,096 --> 00:03:44,513 Be nice if it were otherwise. 53 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:47,537 It'd {\also }be nice if we got some batteries for our pec-fours and pec-thirteens. 54 00:03:47,657 --> 00:03:50,233 Our ops chief assures me they're coming. I'm assured of this. 55 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:53,986 I've never seen a fifty cal fuck up a truck before. That was cool. 56 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:55,822 {\I wonder what it would look like if you hit a person.} What if it hits a person? 57 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:58,332 At least you got to fire yours. 58 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,662 She didn't even shoot off round one. 59 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,997 Trombley, if you keep talking to your weapon like it's trim, 60 00:04:04,157 --> 00:04:06,031 everybody's gonna know you're a total psycho. 61 00:04:10,071 --> 00:04:13,091 We were good until Espera's team went down. 62 00:04:13,372 --> 00:04:16,077 You slowed your vehicles. You don't stop in a kill zone. 63 00:04:16,197 --> 00:04:18,830 You mean maneuver past the vehicles down and leave them? 64 00:04:18,950 --> 00:04:21,478 You know the S.O.P: assault through the ambush, 65 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:24,268 anybody's left behind, you maneuver to do support by fire. 66 00:04:24,388 --> 00:04:26,893 None of us are good to anybody if we're dead. 67 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:28,906 Sir, not to question the S.O.P, 68 00:04:29,258 --> 00:04:31,194 but if we have a disabled vehicle 69 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,773 the nearest element could stop and evaluate the Marines 70 00:04:33,893 --> 00:04:36,362 while other elements push through and provide support by fire. 71 00:04:41,512 --> 00:04:42,709 Yeah, that works, Brad, 72 00:04:42,829 --> 00:04:45,538 but only if you don't let emotions take over as you assess the situation. 73 00:04:45,949 --> 00:04:47,414 But on principle it works. 74 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:48,917 It's good. 75 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,210 All right, got half an hour to get back to Mathilda for chow. 76 00:04:54,391 --> 00:04:55,961 Fucking Kuwait, man. 77 00:05:04,359 --> 00:05:05,921 You believe this shit? 78 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:09,640 These people still haven't picked up the trash from the last war. 79 00:05:10,648 --> 00:05:14,039 People been fighting over this bitch since ancient times, Dawg. 80 00:05:14,698 --> 00:05:16,401 How many graves we standing on? 81 00:05:18,977 --> 00:05:20,615 Think about all the wisdom and science 82 00:05:22,258 --> 00:05:24,744 and money and civilization it took to build these machines, 83 00:05:26,271 --> 00:05:29,290 and the courage of all the men who came here, 84 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:34,324 and the love of their wives and children that was in their hearts. 85 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:38,675 And all that hate, Dawg, 86 00:05:39,575 --> 00:05:42,720 all the hate it took to blow these motherfuckers away. 87 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:46,212 It's destiny, Dawg. 88 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,970 White man's gotta rule the world. 89 00:05:57,228 --> 00:05:59,577 Hitman Two Two, this is Two One Bravo. 90 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:03,347 Our gunner has a silhouette at our nine o'clock, two kliks out. 91 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:06,765 Roger, we glassed it. It's a disabled vehicle. 92 00:06:06,885 --> 00:06:08,235 It's static. Over. 93 00:06:20,258 --> 00:06:23,767 You know, people forget the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. 94 00:06:23,887 --> 00:06:25,972 - Maybe on you. - Man, fuck you. 95 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,926 Take a look at that! 96 00:06:35,449 --> 00:06:36,587 Hey, man. 97 00:06:36,845 --> 00:06:38,197 You seen Person? 98 00:06:40,564 --> 00:06:41,872 Over there, Brah. 99 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:46,159 - Shitbird, you watch it. - Got a couple new ones... 100 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:49,055 And this one little Chinese girl had eyes so slanty, 101 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,885 you could've blindfolded her with dental floss, I swear... 102 00:06:53,436 --> 00:06:55,618 You gotta get tight on a motherfucker's windpipe... 103 00:06:55,738 --> 00:06:56,792 Get off me. 104 00:06:57,407 --> 00:06:59,338 Right as she's pulling the vibrating egg out, 105 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,190 she fuckin' licks my asshole. 106 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:03,043 Ray, did you get the word, man? 107 00:07:03,163 --> 00:07:05,167 - J. Lo's dead. - Bullshit! 108 00:07:05,287 --> 00:07:07,292 Yeah, I got the word from a Captain in G2. 109 00:07:07,412 --> 00:07:09,466 - {\Brad, }Did you hear about J. Lo? - Get over here, Ray. 110 00:07:09,586 --> 00:07:10,875 Need my R.T.O. 111 00:07:11,739 --> 00:07:13,295 - Did Conway tell you that? - Yeah. 112 00:07:13,415 --> 00:07:15,512 - Yeah, {\well, }he's full of shit. - No, man. 113 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:17,153 Bravo Two! 114 00:07:17,664 --> 00:07:19,214 All of you, listen up. 115 00:07:20,319 --> 00:07:22,683 H&S company had a negligent discharge today. 116 00:07:22,803 --> 00:07:24,113 Fuckin' supply company... 117 00:07:24,273 --> 00:07:26,668 So the C.O. {\personally }wants to make sure we brass-check our weapons. 118 00:07:26,788 --> 00:07:29,242 - Anybody hurt? - No, it was a two-oh-three. 119 00:07:29,664 --> 00:07:32,450 - It's a miracle no one was killed. - That would suck, homes, 120 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:35,394 getting killed before you got to go to war and kill people. 121 00:07:35,514 --> 00:07:37,729 And try wrapping up the chess tourney before lights out. 122 00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:40,045 - Got the Sergeant Major on my ass. - Fuckin' Sixta. 123 00:07:41,785 --> 00:07:42,876 Lieutenant, 124 00:07:44,216 --> 00:07:46,788 - have you gotten any word? - I only get what's passed down to me 125 00:07:47,046 --> 00:07:50,447 from Godfather and the only word he gets is from the BBC. 126 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:53,810 If we're lucky, Saddam will {\back down, }let the inspectors in and we can go home. 127 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:57,479 The important thing is, we are doing our jobs by being here. 128 00:07:57,599 --> 00:07:58,980 All of you should be proud. 129 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,167 Sir, that's not the word I was asking about. 130 00:08:01,287 --> 00:08:04,778 We wanted to know if you knew anything about J. Lo being killed. 131 00:08:05,173 --> 00:08:07,490 - Who killed her? - Shit, you know she's my cousin. 132 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:10,312 She's Puerto Rican. You're Mexican. 133 00:08:11,535 --> 00:08:15,038 Ray, the Battalion Commander offered no sit-rep as to J. Lo's status. 134 00:08:15,808 --> 00:08:18,628 - Piece of shit. - Puerto Ricans are tropical Mexicans. 135 00:08:21,261 --> 00:08:22,863 What? J. Lo's dead? 136 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:25,091 Apparently that's the word. 137 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:37,978 - Roger that, Sergeant. - Bring your canteen. 138 00:08:38,524 --> 00:08:40,662 It'{\s gonna}ll be hotter than 2 rabbits fucking in a wool sock 139 00:08:40,782 --> 00:08:42,566 out there in that motor pool. 140 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,069 Since when did the Marine corps start letting in faggots? 141 00:08:47,974 --> 00:08:49,313 Dawg, you're my driver. 142 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:52,160 How you gonna make your war movie when you'{\re gonna}ll be {\busy}driving my Humvee? 143 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,042 Brah... 144 00:08:56,162 --> 00:08:58,457 {\What do }You think CNN's gonna want to buy your version of the war? 145 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:00,714 Maybe. 146 00:09:02,313 --> 00:09:05,064 You know, you'd be better off shooting Rudy. 147 00:09:05,924 --> 00:09:07,967 Now that is some shit you could sell right there. 148 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,337 Brah... 149 00:09:10,662 --> 00:09:11,736 Gay porn! 150 00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:13,513 Gay porn, Lilley! 151 00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:18,311 {\Yo, all you gotta do is}Get Rudy on board, and you gonna be the next Spielberg of twink movies. 152 00:09:20,613 --> 00:09:22,728 You're always doing that shit with that rook. 153 00:09:22,848 --> 00:09:24,898 The same move every fuckin' day. 154 00:09:30,509 --> 00:09:32,040 How's that for a move? 155 00:09:33,189 --> 00:09:34,698 Checkmate, bitch. 156 00:09:45,348 --> 00:09:46,298 Get some! 157 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,590 Let's go! Slay that dragon! 158 00:09:49,183 --> 00:09:51,551 - Get some! - I love you, Fruity Rudy! 159 00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:55,428 Today's high is expected to be 85 Fahrenheit, 160 00:09:55,548 --> 00:09:57,455 nightly lows expected again in the upper 30s 161 00:09:57,575 --> 00:10:00,109 with Shamal winds moving in tomorrow 162 00:10:00,229 --> 00:10:02,793 gusting up to 70 miles per hour. 163 00:10:03,787 --> 00:10:04,587 Sir. 164 00:10:06,143 --> 00:10:09,027 Weather's got a better chance of atritting us than the Iraqis. 165 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:14,052 Word from the C.G. is to maintain our readiness 166 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,536 and ongoing preparations to enhance our readiness 167 00:10:18,276 --> 00:10:19,456 here in Kuwait. 168 00:10:19,576 --> 00:10:21,360 What does Godfather think? 169 00:10:21,911 --> 00:10:23,916 I think, in other words, 170 00:10:24,772 --> 00:10:25,711 no word. 171 00:10:27,456 --> 00:10:30,161 Our objective remains getting into that A-O, 172 00:10:30,626 --> 00:10:33,143 securing that bridge over the Euphrates, 173 00:10:33,421 --> 00:10:36,159 and holding it for the main Marine Force. 174 00:10:38,536 --> 00:10:41,209 Rolling through Iraq in open-top Humvees 175 00:10:41,329 --> 00:10:43,979 is completely outside of what first recon does. 176 00:10:44,795 --> 00:10:46,400 We might not like it, 177 00:10:46,656 --> 00:10:50,236 but the general has asked this battalion to be America's shock troops. 178 00:10:50,723 --> 00:10:53,071 And Godfather can't tell the general "we don't do windows." 179 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,705 Sir, Alpha company's still missing maps of the A-O. 180 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,539 The problem is battalion-wide and we are working on it, be assured. 181 00:11:07,488 --> 00:11:10,601 What is the policy on the wearing of the beanies? 182 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,626 When should they be worn? 183 00:11:14,199 --> 00:11:16,469 Maintaing a grooming standard is mission critical. 184 00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:19,932 Just because these men fancy themselves an elite unit 185 00:11:20,499 --> 00:11:22,407 doesn't mean they own the rules. 186 00:11:22,946 --> 00:11:25,470 Between 0900 and 1700 187 00:11:25,876 --> 00:11:27,373 watch caps are a no-go. 188 00:11:27,598 --> 00:11:31,597 I don't want us to see no cowboy elvises walking around in them beanies. 189 00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:33,857 All right, 190 00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:37,366 division has handed down change in the signals protocol... 191 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:45,396 All my hoses are rotted out. I got dirty earl working it. 192 00:11:45,516 --> 00:11:47,729 Got a mess of blown donkey dicks. 193 00:11:47,849 --> 00:11:49,354 On a short string here. 194 00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:52,465 I just got this bucket five days ago. This is like "Gilligan's Island." 195 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:55,133 They're giving us rocks and conuts to make radios... 196 00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:57,808 Even the gaskets are gone, man. 197 00:11:57,928 --> 00:12:00,969 Back home, they're driving around in Mercedes Benz SUVs 198 00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:03,726 picking up their poodles at the dog cappuccino stand. 199 00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:07,262 And here we are invading a country with ghetto hoopties. 200 00:12:07,382 --> 00:12:08,847 It's depressing. 201 00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:12,859 What the fuck? 202 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:14,917 Where the fuck you find those? 203 00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:17,605 I had to suck an officer's cock to get these. 204 00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:19,875 See? That's some exploitive shit. 205 00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:22,541 You been exploited by your betters. 206 00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:25,406 You know what we need in America? Is a holiday 207 00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:27,757 where once a year the blue-collar man 208 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,961 gets to go into the home of the white-collar man, eat his food, 209 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:33,339 sleep in his bed and fuck his shit up. 210 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,650 - Jeff, you realize you're a communist? - Fuck I am. 211 00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:39,648 A blue force tracker. 212 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:43,891 Downtown Baghdad, 213 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,247 Safwan Hill... 214 00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:48,561 The entire A-O. 215 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:50,855 You are the Iceman, Dawg. 216 00:12:50,975 --> 00:12:54,553 You up here in the 21st century, we're all back there in the stone age{\ ,man}. 217 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,376 Third infantry to the east, 218 00:12:58,889 --> 00:12:59,697 us, 219 00:13:01,183 --> 00:13:03,023 our neighbors to the north, 220 00:13:03,445 --> 00:13:05,065 and the Euphrates bridge, 221 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,436 our objective. 222 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:09,110 Jesus Christ! 223 00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:13,803 What is you, some kind of goddamn hippy faggot?! 224 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,919 Fuck is this? 225 00:13:16,524 --> 00:13:17,691 Damn it all. 226 00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:20,209 Why the fuck is your shirt out of regulation? 227 00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:22,016 Sergeant Major, is there a problem? 228 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,396 My Marines have been working on that Humvee all morning. 229 00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:25,620 I don't care 230 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,477 if your Marine has a sucking chest wound! 231 00:13:28,906 --> 00:13:32,647 He will not traipse around on the deck with his shirttails hanging out! 232 00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:35,468 Might just N.J.P all your asses! 233 00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:37,906 Yes, Sergeant Major. 234 00:13:38,282 --> 00:13:39,768 Corporal person, be advised, 235 00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,740 you'{\re expected to}ll conduct all business in this camp 236 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,742 in compliance with the grooming standard, 237 00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:47,291 under direct order from the Battalion Commander himself. 238 00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:56,425 Sergeant Patrick, 239 00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,591 your mustache hairs is in violations, 240 00:14:01,596 --> 00:14:03,554 growing beyond the corner of your mouth. 241 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,904 I hear Godfather himself say you look like a bum. 242 00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:10,943 Police that mustache! 243 00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:18,026 Yes, sir! And you look like elvises! 244 00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:24,303 Don't push our luck. 245 00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:26,930 Walt! 246 00:14:29,949 --> 00:14:30,858 Trombley. 247 00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:36,245 Nothing but letters. 248 00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:38,916 No batteries, no diapers, and no turret. 249 00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,642 Guess not today, homes. 250 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:45,956 Just another five dozen letters from fuckin' schoolkids and shit. 251 00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,609 Listen to this. "Dear Mr. Army men..." 252 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,497 Army? Fuck that. 253 00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:04,073 "... I am proud that you are being brave and defending 254 00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,057 "our country against the terrorists. 255 00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:09,410 They are bad and I am glad that you are going to catch them and punish them." 256 00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:10,439 {\She's a }Good writer. 257 00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:13,539 "... I am glad that you are so brave and I pray for you." 258 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:16,740 - What's she look like? - She's actually pretty hot. 259 00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:20,482 - I like them braids. - Let me see, man. 260 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,483 Listen to this shit right here. 261 00:15:22,603 --> 00:15:25,108 "Maybe you'll be able to come home without having to fight." 262 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,170 - Bullshit. - Fuck that. 263 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:30,169 "Peace is {\always much }better than war and it would be nice if no one would be hurt." 264 00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:31,730 Hippy communist shit. 265 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,814 - Where {\the fuck }is this weak-ass child from? - Vermont! 266 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,646 Frederick Firestone from 2707 267 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,774 Spencer road, Chevy Chase, Maryland. 268 00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,943 - Fucking Maryland. - "Dear Frederick! 269 00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:42,919 "Thank you for your nice letter. 270 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:45,947 "But I am actually a U.S. Marine who was 271 00:15:46,215 --> 00:15:47,627 "born to kill, 272 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,371 "whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of 273 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,990 "wine-sipping communist dick-suck. 274 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:57,067 "And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals 275 00:15:57,286 --> 00:16:00,045 "like you and your parents, I happen to be 276 00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:03,051 "a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior 277 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,537 "who wakes up every day just hoping 278 00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:07,927 "for the chance to dismember my enemies 279 00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:10,178 "and defile their civilizations. 280 00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:12,740 "Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie. 281 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:15,526 - "War is the motherfucking answer." - Hell, yeah! 282 00:16:15,797 --> 00:16:18,145 - "But thanks for writing anyway." - "Your pal, Ray." 283 00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:22,174 Man, every motherfucker in this camp is just waiting for packages of dip, 284 00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:25,779 ripped fuel, porn mags, batteries, hash chunks, 285 00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:29,428 a dirty-ass jerk-off letter from Suzie Rottencrotch. 286 00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:32,317 Except for Brad Colbert over here who actually thinks 287 00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:35,456 that his mail-order turret is gonna come in before we step off. 288 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,179 - Sorry, Brad. - But no. 289 00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:40,429 All we get is this happy day fucking horseshit from Miss cuntlips' 290 00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:43,053 fourth-grade class. Can you fucking believe this shit? 291 00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,023 Oh, bro. 292 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,038 Damn. 293 00:16:47,985 --> 00:16:50,677 I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from. 294 00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:52,375 Take her diaper off. 295 00:17:01,795 --> 00:17:05,419 Pass the word. Watch caps are a no-go between 0900 and 1700. 296 00:17:05,678 --> 00:17:07,485 That's Godfather talking. 297 00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:09,447 Brah. 298 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:11,972 What? 299 00:17:12,235 --> 00:17:14,115 - You got sauce on you. - Oh, yeah? 300 00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:17,999 I look like a mud? I look like Gabe's filthy spic brother? 301 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,927 - What the fuck is on your grape{\, devil dog}? - My boonie. Give me it back. 302 00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:33,497 You see any other Recon Marine in here wearing a soft cover? 303 00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:38,164 No fucking way, Dawg. 304 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,979 I know you didn't go through B.R.C, but, boy, you gotta front. 305 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,993 All these other grunts look up to recon like we are cold-blooded warriors. 306 00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:49,987 We're carnivorous motherfuckers, and you gotta carry it like that. 307 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,806 Here. 308 00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:58,635 I got your six, boy. 309 00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:08,536 This motherfucker. 310 00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:10,013 F.N.G., Sergeant. 311 00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:25,612 Cocky motherfuckers. 312 00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:31,073 The American Department of State has ordered all non-essential... 313 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,782 {\Okay,}Check it. The escort V.H.F. Watson gave us was in E.O.R. and it's U.H.F. 314 00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:36,956 Both the D.A.S.C. and the D.A.S.C.-A, right? 315 00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:39,139 - President Bush... - Hold on. I want to hear this. 316 00:18:39,259 --> 00:18:42,623 ... {\Prime Minister Tony Blair }and Spanish Prime Minister, José Maria Aznar... 317 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,540 I'd chili-dog that bitch. 318 00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:47,086 - Nice. - You think that's enough? 319 00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:49,042 You should be rockin' it like me, Pappy. 320 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,883 - Hitler 'stache is reg. - Looked good on Hitler. 321 00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:53,477 In sport... 322 00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,103 - No dead fly girl. - The media's in on it. 323 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,419 They don't want us to know J. Lo's dead. 324 00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,558 They think it will fuck with morale. 325 00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:06,624 On the C.E.O.I. they have the escorts listed as no encryption, 326 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,352 but they're covered, right? 327 00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:10,839 You can't do one frequency plain. 328 00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:13,613 Don't matter on the 113s anyway. They only go to six. 329 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,542 What the hell was that? 330 00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:22,580 - Not again. - I need Marines with sledgehammers! 331 00:19:22,783 --> 00:19:25,082 - Let's go. - Come on, you heard him! 332 00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:32,449 Pull it! Come on! 333 00:19:43,946 --> 00:19:44,728 You, 334 00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:47,779 get over there! 335 00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,902 - Come on! - Hold it down! 336 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,018 Shame about your tent, sir. Put these with my gear. 337 00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:26,063 Yes sir. 338 00:20:37,107 --> 00:20:37,975 Pappy. 339 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,665 I gotta be at battalion for a while, 340 00:20:40,785 --> 00:20:42,807 so make sure nothing happens when I'm there. 341 00:20:42,927 --> 00:20:44,710 This is a writer who's gonna embed with us. 342 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:48,513 - He's from Rolling Stone, so be gentle. - The Rolling Stones? 343 00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:52,813 Rolling Stone? 344 00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:56,940 Fuck if they don't give us a dope-smoking, peace-freak writer. 345 00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,135 Christeson, 346 00:20:58,642 --> 00:21:00,929 show Rolling Stone Magazine where to stow his shit. 347 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:05,298 You gonna write about how we're all baby killers and ma rapers? 348 00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:07,545 You gonna tell all them people who read Rolling Stone 349 00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,915 how it fucking feels to be in a war? 350 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,709 Actually, most avid readers of Rolling Stone 351 00:21:12,829 --> 00:21:16,484 only really know what it feels like to have a cock up their assholes. 352 00:21:16,604 --> 00:21:18,739 Could be worse. I used to write for Hustler. 353 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:22,426 - You wrote for Hustler? - We're in the presence of greatness. 354 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:24,785 What did you write for Hustler"? 355 00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,874 Porn reviews, hot letters, 356 00:21:28,848 --> 00:21:31,378 - beaver hunt. - You wrote beaver hunt? 357 00:21:33,773 --> 00:21:36,296 - This way, reporter sir. - This guy wrote beaver hunt! 358 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,675 He must have those polaroids of your mom. 359 00:21:39,592 --> 00:21:40,611 I'm sorry. 360 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,060 Your rack, sir. 361 00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:53,088 They got you in the fucking ghetto. 362 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,305 Reporter, ever seen a grown man naked? You feel me? 363 00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:59,247 Fuckin' spics and a goddamn jig. 364 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:01,136 Yo, that ain't cool, man, 365 00:22:02,539 --> 00:22:04,476 fuckin' race-hating motherfucker. 366 00:22:04,596 --> 00:22:06,919 Spics, a coon, and a fucking wigger. 367 00:22:07,415 --> 00:22:09,111 See, wiggers be the worst... 368 00:22:09,231 --> 00:22:11,332 Race traitors, miscegenatin' with the muds. 369 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,003 You don't have to listen to this little trailer-trash-whiskey-tango fuck. 370 00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:21,095 Ain't all your crackhead brothers nappy-headed and shit? 371 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,185 James is the only white boy in the family. 372 00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:25,513 Three stepdads, and they're all black. 373 00:22:26,354 --> 00:22:27,904 Take this down, Dawg. 374 00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:30,174 "It makes my heart heavy 375 00:22:30,294 --> 00:22:33,644 "to see the white race sink as low as James's mother has. 376 00:22:34,414 --> 00:22:37,489 "At least if she was Mexican she'd be ashamed of herself. 377 00:22:37,609 --> 00:22:39,062 "But being a white bitch, 378 00:22:39,182 --> 00:22:41,792 "she still thinks she's better than the brothers she sells that ass to 379 00:22:41,912 --> 00:22:45,050 "in the parking lot of the titty bar she works at." 380 00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:48,091 - Screwby, Dawg. - Yo, fuck you, man. 381 00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:49,996 She's a bookkeeper. 382 00:22:50,729 --> 00:22:51,729 Cockkeeper. 383 00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:54,321 Yo, T! 384 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:58,032 You hear that? The beaners are cracking on your people too. 385 00:22:58,152 --> 00:22:59,652 Ain't you gonna say something? 386 00:22:59,772 --> 00:23:01,648 I'm just not into that racial thing, man. 387 00:23:01,768 --> 00:23:02,917 All right. 388 00:23:03,037 --> 00:23:04,248 Let's go, Garza. 389 00:23:04,368 --> 00:23:07,039 Let's talk about what we're gonna do when we get out of the corps. 390 00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:10,883 We're gonna join us a border patrol and shoot us some wetbacks. 391 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,496 Shoot wetbacks! 392 00:23:13,382 --> 00:23:14,709 Welcome aboard. 393 00:23:16,607 --> 00:23:19,457 Fuck these turrets! Shit won't go past my five. 394 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,723 Relax, my manimal. Pappy will get you fixed up. 395 00:23:22,843 --> 00:23:25,400 - Rudy, hand me your leatherman. - Roger. 396 00:23:28,362 --> 00:23:30,881 Mr. Potato head at your six, closing fast. 397 00:23:31,137 --> 00:23:32,485 Sergeant Patrick! 398 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:33,942 Hold it there! 399 00:23:44,604 --> 00:23:45,872 You mocking me? 400 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,270 Hairs hanging from your face 401 00:23:50,498 --> 00:23:52,210 beyond your mouth areas. 402 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,217 You are unsightly, unsanitary, 403 00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:59,410 and in violations of Godfather's written standards. 404 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,652 Do you read me, Sergeant Patrick? 405 00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:07,990 You has until o dark hundred to unfuck yourself. 406 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,062 Godfather tells us two weeks ago 407 00:24:15,182 --> 00:24:17,217 that division's having a mustache-growing contest. 408 00:24:17,337 --> 00:24:19,851 Now Mr. Potato head here is lifing-out Pappy. 409 00:24:21,495 --> 00:24:23,124 We all got jobs to do. 410 00:24:24,227 --> 00:24:26,509 Sergeant Major Sixta's job is to be an asshole, 411 00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:30,096 and he excels at the position. 412 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:35,908 It's titanium. 16 lbs, about yeah big. 413 00:24:36,479 --> 00:24:38,126 Should have been shipped weeks ago, 414 00:24:38,246 --> 00:24:40,933 and I was starting to wonder if it was shortstopped at battalion somewhere. 415 00:24:41,053 --> 00:24:42,083 A shield? 416 00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,537 For the main gunner, yeah. 417 00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,530 Sergeant Colbert. 418 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,282 It's important. 419 00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:51,942 Gentlemen. 420 00:24:55,107 --> 00:24:58,054 The stove underneath Rudy's espresso pot went off like a forty mike-mike. 421 00:24:58,174 --> 00:25:00,987 Flamed white boy's face like a rotisserie chicken. 422 00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,857 Let me understand this... 423 00:25:03,856 --> 00:25:05,724 My R.T.O. has just been burned 424 00:25:05,844 --> 00:25:08,509 in his tent by an exploding portable stove. 425 00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:12,116 And without my R.T.O., I will be going to war 426 00:25:12,236 --> 00:25:15,473 unable to quickly and effectively establish radio communications 427 00:25:15,593 --> 00:25:16,817 within our unit, 428 00:25:16,937 --> 00:25:19,688 with other elements of the battalion, and with close air support. 429 00:25:21,108 --> 00:25:22,858 Is this what is happening? 430 00:25:23,174 --> 00:25:26,114 That and they're probably gonna N.J.P. all our asses for operating a stove 431 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,863 in the tent against the regs. 432 00:25:28,431 --> 00:25:30,164 Over an espresso maker? 433 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,180 This platoon is going down 434 00:25:35,647 --> 00:25:37,330 over an espresso maker? 435 00:25:38,195 --> 00:25:40,611 ... until division informs me otherwise. 436 00:25:40,731 --> 00:25:42,334 All right, that's all for now. 437 00:25:42,496 --> 00:25:45,171 Keep it tight, gentlemen. We're on a short string. 438 00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:47,426 Lieutenant Fick. 439 00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:49,404 Yes sir? 440 00:25:51,999 --> 00:25:54,085 Your C.O. passed on your report. 441 00:25:54,481 --> 00:25:57,224 Your unit sustained a casualty. A marine was burned. 442 00:25:58,611 --> 00:26:00,489 Corporal person sustained minor injuries 443 00:26:00,609 --> 00:26:02,803 when a cookstove being operated according to regulations 444 00:26:02,923 --> 00:26:04,654 suffered a catastrophic failure. 445 00:26:06,295 --> 00:26:08,431 And the men operating this cookstove 446 00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:10,427 were outside the tent when this happened? 447 00:26:10,547 --> 00:26:11,440 Yes sir. 448 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,970 At the time, corporal person was kneeling by the entrance, 449 00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:15,296 servicing a 148. 450 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:21,860 - And you witnessed this? - Yes sir. 451 00:26:22,094 --> 00:26:23,676 I observed the stove malfunction, 452 00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:27,013 and the swift action of my Marines to treat corporal person. 453 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,422 Lieutenant Fick, 454 00:26:31,863 --> 00:26:35,619 you might want to consider writing up some of these men for commendation. 455 00:26:35,882 --> 00:26:37,570 I will consider that, sir. 456 00:26:48,098 --> 00:26:50,129 Why is the PX at an army camp? 457 00:26:50,622 --> 00:26:54,483 Marines don't need a PX. We're about to loot and pillage a country! 458 00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:56,725 Then why are we going to the PX? 459 00:26:57,710 --> 00:26:58,916 AAA batteries. 460 00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:03,166 Dip... skoal and Copenhagen, 461 00:27:04,592 --> 00:27:05,653 baby wipes, 462 00:27:06,235 --> 00:27:08,584 various flavored Pringles in a can, 463 00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:12,456 and adult diapers, 464 00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:15,322 as requested. 465 00:27:16,659 --> 00:27:19,304 Why do you need me to get you all this stuff? 466 00:27:19,424 --> 00:27:20,725 In the infinite wisdom 467 00:27:21,094 --> 00:27:23,455 of whoever runs the military post-exchange stores, 468 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:27,391 they won't sell this stuff in quantity to actual military personnel. 469 00:27:27,511 --> 00:27:30,521 For civilians like yourself, the sky's the limit. 470 00:27:31,949 --> 00:27:34,495 - And why is that? - To keep us angry. 471 00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:38,047 If Marines could get what they need when they need it, 472 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:41,701 we would be happy, and we wouldn't be ready to kill people all the time. 473 00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:44,179 See, the marine corps is like America's little pit bull. 474 00:27:44,299 --> 00:27:45,807 They beat us, mistreat us, 475 00:27:45,927 --> 00:27:48,794 and once in a while let us out to attack somebody. 476 00:27:51,324 --> 00:27:53,296 What's the big deal with the batteries? 477 00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:55,592 They're for our pec-twos and N.V.Gs, 478 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,650 our night vision. 479 00:27:58,663 --> 00:28:01,291 Battalion didn't bring enough batteries. We had to ration them. 480 00:28:01,411 --> 00:28:03,616 Battalion didn't bring enough of anything that matters. 481 00:28:03,736 --> 00:28:05,427 They don't {\even }have enough fuckin' maps. 482 00:28:05,547 --> 00:28:07,531 The army goes to war, they bring it all. 483 00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:08,889 But Marines... 484 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,449 We make do. 485 00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:13,162 No maps, no batteries. 486 00:28:13,404 --> 00:28:16,322 We keep trying to get this shit mailed to us but nothing ever comes. 487 00:28:16,659 --> 00:28:20,327 Fuck if Colbert didn't try and have a shield for the turret Fedexed, 488 00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,593 not that it'll get here in time. 489 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,681 Titanium, 16 lbs. 490 00:28:27,985 --> 00:28:29,863 I had it custom engineered. 491 00:28:31,789 --> 00:28:34,491 {\See, }When the Marines invade a foreign country, 492 00:28:34,611 --> 00:28:36,557 we gotta buy all our own shit. 493 00:28:36,861 --> 00:28:40,179 Me and Brad spent $500 of our own money just fixing up the Humvee... 494 00:28:40,737 --> 00:28:43,860 Bought our own antennas, filters, cammie nets. 495 00:28:44,611 --> 00:28:46,626 We even painted it ourselves. 496 00:28:47,174 --> 00:28:48,424 So yeah, homes, 497 00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:50,971 we pimpin'. 498 00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:57,654 Why do you guys need the diapers? 499 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:07,694 Hitman two three, this is Hitman. Radio check, over. 500 00:29:19,603 --> 00:29:22,856 Brad, we have major activity on the wire. 501 00:29:24,171 --> 00:29:27,102 2-0 unidentified victors at the checkpoint. 502 00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:32,297 Fuck, they're coming through the gates! 503 00:29:37,227 --> 00:29:39,129 Un-fucking-believable. 504 00:29:39,509 --> 00:29:40,761 The shit is on. 505 00:29:41,102 --> 00:29:42,158 Has to be. 506 00:29:46,973 --> 00:29:49,456 - Pepperoni, motherfucker! - This fucking rocks! 507 00:29:52,701 --> 00:29:54,337 Some beer would go great with this! 508 00:29:57,010 --> 00:29:58,799 Here, I'll trade you one. 509 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,305 - Fuck yeah! - $10 a pie? 510 00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:03,287 - No sir, I'm selling $10 per slice. - The fuck you say? 511 00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:06,187 With kindness, sir, you go to Kuwait City and get it yourself then. 512 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,054 - Fucking ridiculous! - You have $20? 513 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,223 Can you believe they're like 10 bucks a slice? 514 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:12,842 - I need a 20! - You haji motherfucker! 515 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,485 Choke, motherfucker! 516 00:30:17,687 --> 00:30:20,202 I'm three for 20. I'm hornier than a motherfucker! 517 00:30:20,322 --> 00:30:24,321 Just when I thought I'd stopped loving the marine corps they go and do this. 518 00:30:25,381 --> 00:30:26,731 This is it, Dawg. 519 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:30,872 The corps doesn't just bring pizza pies from Kuwait City for no reason. 520 00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,402 We got lobster in Afghanistan. 521 00:30:37,262 --> 00:30:38,412 Captain, sir? 522 00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:40,863 Did you guys get some pizza? 523 00:30:40,983 --> 00:30:42,471 You can have my extra slice. 524 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,516 The other companies have bumped into high gear. 525 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:48,086 They're stowing their gear, packing the Humvees. What's up? 526 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,361 What do you mean? 527 00:30:50,876 --> 00:30:54,099 Sir, is there a reason we got pizza delivered today? 528 00:31:00,222 --> 00:31:03,069 Godfather issued maps for your team leaders, 529 00:31:03,409 --> 00:31:05,199 the whole A-O to the Euphrates. 530 00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:08,646 I was gonna bring it up at our briefing tomorrow. 531 00:31:13,985 --> 00:31:16,794 Godfather says General Mattis issued the warning order. 532 00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:21,352 So be prepared to move to the staging area within the next 48 hours. 533 00:31:24,804 --> 00:31:26,762 Nice of him to fucking mention it. 534 00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:27,949 Get some! 535 00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:30,538 Let's roll! 536 00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:36,526 - Shit, Dawg! - I feel like it's fuckin' Christmas! 537 00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:46,282 It's urgent, Brad. We're fuckin' almost Oscar Mike. 538 00:31:46,442 --> 00:31:47,205 Ray, 539 00:31:48,023 --> 00:31:50,354 can I have just one final moment 540 00:31:50,474 --> 00:31:52,761 enjoying the fruits of civilization? 541 00:32:06,754 --> 00:32:08,486 We are breaking open the M.O.P. suits. 542 00:32:08,606 --> 00:32:11,190 They are rated to maintain their effectiveness against chemical 543 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:13,350 and biological attack for 30 days. 544 00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:15,610 Now make sure they fit now. 545 00:32:15,971 --> 00:32:18,266 There will be no chance to exchange them later. 546 00:32:18,386 --> 00:32:20,857 Do not wash, abrade, or puncture your M.O.P. suit. 547 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:25,572 - We expect to fight dirty. - Been fighting dirty my whole life. 548 00:32:25,732 --> 00:32:28,699 If we are fighting in a chemical environment and we get shot, 549 00:32:29,054 --> 00:32:30,557 how are they gonna cas-evac us{\if we're dirty}? 550 00:32:30,677 --> 00:32:32,787 - They're not. - What? 551 00:32:32,947 --> 00:32:36,414 You're hit in a chemical environment, you're fucked anyway. 552 00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:41,045 Woodland camouflage? 553 00:32:41,349 --> 00:32:44,085 Anyone happen to remember we're invading a fucking desert country? 554 00:32:44,205 --> 00:32:46,633 - Fuckin' retards. - Exactly. What the fuck, man? 555 00:32:46,753 --> 00:32:48,154 Can't fight in this shit. 556 00:32:48,274 --> 00:32:50,011 I hate these fuckin' things. 557 00:32:51,514 --> 00:32:53,664 How come the reporter gets desert? 558 00:32:54,086 --> 00:32:56,089 - I didn't ask for... - Are you wearing shorts? 559 00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:57,854 What? Boxers, screwby. 560 00:32:58,437 --> 00:33:00,022 Yo, it's gonna be hot, man. 561 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:01,708 Me? 562 00:33:01,994 --> 00:33:04,096 Shit, I'm freeballing it all the way to Baghdad. 563 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:06,529 - Good thing I shaved my balls. - Your President 564 00:33:08,084 --> 00:33:09,165 is watching! 565 00:33:11,872 --> 00:33:12,894 America 566 00:33:14,713 --> 00:33:15,841 is watching! 567 00:33:18,717 --> 00:33:20,203 But more important, 568 00:33:22,322 --> 00:33:23,507 Godfather 569 00:33:25,187 --> 00:33:26,243 is watching. 570 00:33:29,014 --> 00:33:30,376 Make no mistake, 571 00:33:31,945 --> 00:33:33,973 there will be no 572 00:33:34,655 --> 00:33:36,013 fuckups! 573 00:33:38,192 --> 00:33:39,248 Marines 574 00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:43,460 around this world would gives 575 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,002 their left 576 00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:47,221 nuts 577 00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:49,168 to be 578 00:33:50,326 --> 00:33:51,619 where you are! 579 00:33:52,887 --> 00:33:56,078 - Anybody not want to go? - No, Sergeant Major! 580 00:33:57,012 --> 00:33:58,223 Marines, 581 00:33:59,585 --> 00:34:00,936 kill on three! 582 00:34:02,086 --> 00:34:02,967 One! 583 00:34:03,801 --> 00:34:04,728 Two! 584 00:34:05,508 --> 00:34:07,605 - Three! - Kill! 585 00:34:10,954 --> 00:34:12,809 Batal-lion, 586 00:34:14,864 --> 00:34:16,837 atten... 587 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,309 tion! 588 00:34:21,486 --> 00:34:22,465 Dismissed! 589 00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:27,831 Get some! 590 00:34:43,111 --> 00:34:44,016 Hitman three, 591 00:34:44,136 --> 00:34:47,536 can you have your R.T.O. head over here to Hitman? Over. 592 00:34:47,656 --> 00:34:49,368 Anybody need any water? 593 00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:56,864 Sergeant, are we there yet? 594 00:34:57,824 --> 00:35:00,313 Hitman, this is Hitman three. He's en route. 595 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,180 What the fuck is taking so long? 596 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,186 We've been sitting here for four goddamn hours. 597 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,660 - Don't spit on my Humvee, Ray. - I didn't. 598 00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:27,451 Ray, 599 00:35:27,571 --> 00:35:31,132 you spit with your lips, you always get it on the side of my Humvee. 600 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:33,856 I heard you spit with your lips. 601 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,720 Spit with your teeth{\, Ray}. 602 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,382 All Hitman victors, still waiting. 603 00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:43,967 Be advised we're still waiting for the battalion translator. 604 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:50,142 Do you mean you guys are invading Iraq with just one translator? 605 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:02,435 No, shit. 606 00:36:02,555 --> 00:36:03,678 What is it? 607 00:36:06,793 --> 00:36:08,730 Dude man, this majorly sucks! 608 00:36:09,511 --> 00:36:11,421 Sir, we can not delay any longer. 609 00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:17,011 I can't believe I'm leaving without my shit, man. 610 00:36:18,714 --> 00:36:19,879 It's primo chronic. 611 00:36:19,999 --> 00:36:22,307 - It's the best in the gulf! - That's regrettable, Sir. 612 00:36:22,468 --> 00:36:24,354 - Bullshit! - Let's go, mount up! 613 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,484 - Interpreter is stowed. - We are Oscar Mike! 614 00:36:26,604 --> 00:36:29,315 We are Oscar Mike to the border staging area. 615 00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:31,087 Two two's up! 616 00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:33,333 War scribe, 617 00:36:33,811 --> 00:36:34,737 want some dip? 618 00:36:36,453 --> 00:36:39,603 First couple of times I dipped, I puked a little bit. 619 00:36:40,606 --> 00:36:43,663 But as long as you don't get it. In Brad's Humvee, 620 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,619 we won't mind. 621 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:56,818 - All Hitman Victors... - It's good, isn't it? 622 00:36:56,938 --> 00:37:00,938 ... maintain 50 meter dispersion at 2-5 kph, over. 623 00:37:01,309 --> 00:37:02,516 Roger that. 624 00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,960 All Hitman Two Victors, we are Oscar Mike. 625 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,654 Maintain 50 meter dispersion at 45 kph. 626 00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:11,224 Check it out, Dawg. 627 00:37:11,726 --> 00:37:13,482 White man won't be denied. 628 00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:59,022 ... cruise missiles fired by US Ships 629 00:37:59,142 --> 00:38:01,589 and guided bombs dropped by stealth planes 630 00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:03,963 struck targets in downtown Baghdad 631 00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:05,912 in what American officials describe 632 00:38:06,073 --> 00:38:09,248 as an attempt to decapitate the Iraqi leadership 633 00:38:09,408 --> 00:38:10,893 before the war begins. 634 00:38:11,169 --> 00:38:14,289 Meanwhile, a quarter of a million American and British-led troops 635 00:38:14,409 --> 00:38:16,962 are said to be massed on the Iraq-Kuwait border 636 00:38:17,082 --> 00:38:19,759 amid claims that many Iraqi soldiers 637 00:38:19,919 --> 00:38:21,369 are ready to defect. 638 00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:25,165 In the States, the US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld 639 00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:29,106 has denied reports that negotiations are taking place for a cease fire. 640 00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:32,063 He said the only topic for discussion with Saddam Hussein 641 00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:35,358 - was unconditional surrender... - We kicked the hornet's nest. 642 00:38:37,017 --> 00:38:38,861 Now we better kill all the fucking hornets. 643 00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,784 You're being called upon to kill. 644 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:49,067 We're gonna be invading a country full of civilians. 645 00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:51,310 But at the same time, 646 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:54,129 we don't know if the people shooting at us are gonna be in uniform 647 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,916 or looking like farmers. 648 00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:57,933 If we shoot civilians, 649 00:38:58,053 --> 00:39:00,529 we're gonna turn the populace against us and lose this war. 650 00:39:00,649 --> 00:39:03,989 But I don't want to lose marines because we are not aggressive. 651 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:06,259 The R.O.E. will boil down to this: 652 00:39:07,383 --> 00:39:11,310 if in your mind you fire to protect yourself or your team 653 00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,808 - it's the right thing. - Hell yeah! 654 00:39:13,928 --> 00:39:15,090 Get that? 655 00:39:16,182 --> 00:39:17,893 I don't want to shoot no fuckin' farmer. 656 00:39:18,013 --> 00:39:19,364 - {\Shit, }I'd shoot one. - Sir, 657 00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:21,348 you got any word from the rest of the world? 658 00:39:21,468 --> 00:39:23,000 Is the U.N. going in with us, 659 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,670 or are we on our own? 660 00:39:25,845 --> 00:39:28,743 It's the usual french talk of stall and surrender. 661 00:39:28,904 --> 00:39:30,205 Gas gas gas! 662 00:39:31,115 --> 00:39:33,124 - Move move! - Gas gas! 663 00:39:35,703 --> 00:39:37,339 - Gas gas gas! - Move move move! 664 00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:38,914 Get to the vehicles! 665 00:39:45,137 --> 00:39:47,861 Let's go, let's take cover! Let's go! 666 00:39:48,507 --> 00:39:49,837 Move move move! 667 00:39:50,529 --> 00:39:52,685 Put a move on it! We gotta go! 668 00:39:52,845 --> 00:39:53,978 Get to the vehicles! 669 00:40:25,348 --> 00:40:27,109 What do you got, Sergeant? 670 00:40:33,828 --> 00:40:35,771 Can you help me with the... 671 00:40:54,238 --> 00:40:55,225 All clear! 672 00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:57,902 All clear! 673 00:41:02,665 --> 00:41:05,715 I just performed testicle surgery on the reporter! 674 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:12,676 I forgot to spit out my tobacco so I had to swallow it. 675 00:41:13,780 --> 00:41:16,104 And this suit is too small. 676 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:19,084 That strap was crushing my nuts. 677 00:41:19,204 --> 00:41:23,008 Reporter, you are possibly the biggest fuckup I have encountered. 678 00:41:23,573 --> 00:41:25,444 Well maybe he fits right in. 679 00:41:45,793 --> 00:41:49,162 You know it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. 680 00:41:49,282 --> 00:41:50,788 We all think he's hot. 681 00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:52,319 Jesus, you're beautiful. 682 00:41:52,439 --> 00:41:54,250 Actually I'm going to hell out here. 683 00:41:54,370 --> 00:41:55,338 Back home, 684 00:41:55,784 --> 00:41:57,893 all I eat is sushi and vegetables. 685 00:41:58,053 --> 00:41:59,812 The nutrition here is garbage. 686 00:42:01,444 --> 00:42:04,248 You know, I think sheree and I are going to move to san francisco. 687 00:42:04,368 --> 00:42:05,734 There's no fat people there. 688 00:42:05,895 --> 00:42:07,659 That was a no-shit scud attack, Gents. 689 00:42:07,779 --> 00:42:08,946 Awesome! 690 00:42:09,066 --> 00:42:11,412 I just lived through a scud attack. 691 00:42:11,692 --> 00:42:14,661 Rudy, why would you give a fuck if there's fat people where you live? 692 00:42:14,781 --> 00:42:17,098 Brother, I want to live where people care about themselves. 693 00:42:17,218 --> 00:42:18,697 Jesus christ, Rudy. 694 00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:22,417 When are you gonna realize that you're fucking gay? 695 00:42:23,766 --> 00:42:27,089 When we're on libo, you wear banana republic daisy duke shorts 696 00:42:27,550 --> 00:42:28,912 {\and }now you're rolling into battle 697 00:42:29,032 --> 00:42:31,677 in your goddamn chicken suit and J-Lo glasses. 698 00:42:32,096 --> 00:42:33,442 You dress like a pimp queen. 699 00:42:33,562 --> 00:42:36,185 I don't dress like no goddamn pimp queen. 700 00:42:36,476 --> 00:42:38,928 I wear clothes that are body-conscious. 701 00:42:41,611 --> 00:42:42,852 Gas gas gas! 702 00:42:46,061 --> 00:42:47,484 Move move move! 703 00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:56,769 - Good job, reporter. - I got it! 704 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,136 Air and Arty are now hitting Safwan Hill. 705 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:05,604 There are two Iraqi divisions on the other side of the breach. 706 00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:10,061 From the sound of it, they are not having a good day. 707 00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:14,071 We are going to demonstrate to the Iraqis that we have not come 708 00:43:14,191 --> 00:43:17,441 to harm innocent people or threaten their way of life. 709 00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:21,649 But if you bump into an Iraqi who wants to fight, you will fucking kick his ass. 710 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,385 Battle streamers for this battalion 711 00:43:25,505 --> 00:43:27,847 will be earned on your shoulders, 712 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,599 on your shoulders. 713 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:32,376 Now, gentlemen, 714 00:43:32,496 --> 00:43:35,835 all mustaches grown for the divisional contest 715 00:43:35,955 --> 00:43:37,761 are all to be shaved 716 00:43:38,145 --> 00:43:40,079 by the time we reach the Euphrates. 717 00:43:41,576 --> 00:43:44,526 This battalion will maintain a grooming standard. 718 00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,716 That's all, gentlemen. 719 00:43:50,981 --> 00:43:54,964 We're getting ready to invade a country and this is what our leader offers us. 720 00:43:55,084 --> 00:43:56,165 Mustaches. 721 00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:59,430 I trust you, Brad, to keep your personal feelings to yourself. 722 00:44:02,359 --> 00:44:03,542 Check it out. 723 00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:05,016 I taped my windows 724 00:44:05,136 --> 00:44:08,786 so I can turn my laptop on without the enemy seeing the light. 725 00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:09,963 Cool? 726 00:44:12,377 --> 00:44:15,542 How do you feel on the edge of this historical invasion? 727 00:44:15,775 --> 00:44:19,125 Find those batteries yet for my night vision gear, Gunny? 728 00:44:19,702 --> 00:44:21,637 That was a goddamn sucker punch. 729 00:44:21,757 --> 00:44:24,040 Supply situation isn't on any of us. 730 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,732 With all due respect, Gunny, last I checked, your billet 731 00:44:26,852 --> 00:44:30,674 was ops chief in charge of procuring supplies necessary for combat readiness. 732 00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,268 Yeah, and I inherited that mess 733 00:44:32,388 --> 00:44:35,978 from some pog who fucked it all up before I even got near it. 734 00:44:38,297 --> 00:44:39,973 - You get word on the escort? - A week. 735 00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:41,786 Gave me a {\fucking }week to unfuck this shit. 736 00:44:41,906 --> 00:44:42,756 Captain? 737 00:44:43,103 --> 00:44:44,966 Are we getting tanks or cobras? 738 00:44:45,823 --> 00:44:47,584 What's up with the escort? 739 00:44:47,891 --> 00:44:49,889 We got word a couple of hours ago. 740 00:44:50,099 --> 00:44:53,491 We're not getting escort tanks or cobras going over the border. 741 00:44:53,611 --> 00:44:56,761 Any reason you waited till now to tell me about this? 742 00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:07,553 We've lost our armor escort. And we get no ass going over the L.O.D. 743 00:45:07,673 --> 00:45:10,454 - That's a low priority to pass on? - Personal feelings, sir. 744 00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:13,124 They're sending us alone against Iraqi armor. 745 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,627 People are gonna die because of this! 746 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,316 See you on the other side, Bro. 747 00:45:20,453 --> 00:45:21,429 Godspeed! 748 00:45:22,214 --> 00:45:24,725 - God-fucking-speed to you! - Fucking Captain America. 749 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:28,573 - A little belt-fed today, isn't he? - We're all excited. 750 00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,400 They kill hundreds, those pilots. 751 00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:40,069 I would liked to have flown the plane that dropped the bomb on Japan. 752 00:45:40,189 --> 00:45:43,118 A couple of dudes killed hundreds of thousands. 753 00:45:43,278 --> 00:45:44,327 That fucking rules. 754 00:45:59,476 --> 00:46:01,543 All Hitman Victors, 755 00:46:01,663 --> 00:46:05,173 be advised we are five kliks out from breach point 2. Over. 756 00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:12,640 Man, I wish I had some 'shrooms. 757 00:46:13,374 --> 00:46:14,879 This is the fucking shit! 758 00:46:14,999 --> 00:46:16,860 Yeah, it's the shiznit. 759 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,593 Watch the fucking road. 760 00:46:20,273 --> 00:46:21,806 How come we're not there yet? 761 00:46:21,926 --> 00:46:25,661 Maybe 'cause a certain severely retarded company commander by the name 762 00:46:25,822 --> 00:46:28,664 of Encino man who, in his infinite retardation, 763 00:46:29,391 --> 00:46:30,958 duct-taped his humvee windows. 764 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:33,368 Thought he was being all tactical and shit, 765 00:46:33,488 --> 00:46:36,547 until Bravo missed the turn at the checkpoint 'cause retard couldn't see 766 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,242 out his fuckin' truck. 767 00:46:40,241 --> 00:46:43,495 There's layers of retardation that most people don't even know about. 768 00:46:43,615 --> 00:46:46,370 - You should quote me on that. - Two One, continue behind raptor. 769 00:46:46,490 --> 00:46:48,308 We'll be veering west to the 98 ***. 770 00:46:48,469 --> 00:46:50,185 Roger that. We still have *** point 2. 771 00:46:50,554 --> 00:46:54,367 Look at this shit. How come we can't ever invade a cool country... 772 00:46:54,487 --> 00:46:56,559 like chicks in bikinis, you know? 773 00:46:56,679 --> 00:46:58,934 How come countries like that don't ever need Marines? 774 00:46:59,054 --> 00:47:00,166 I'll tell you why. 775 00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:02,575 It's lack of pussy that fucks countries up. 776 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:06,593 Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability. 777 00:47:07,104 --> 00:47:08,995 If more hajis were getting quality pussy, 778 00:47:09,156 --> 00:47:11,914 there'd be no reason for us to come over here and fuck them up like this. 779 00:47:12,378 --> 00:47:14,993 'cause a nut-busted haji is a happy haji. 780 00:47:18,042 --> 00:47:19,962 How much ripped fuel have you ingested? 781 00:47:20,082 --> 00:47:22,011 I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad. 782 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,477 I'm moto, dude! 783 00:47:24,273 --> 00:47:26,326 No more of that shit. 784 00:47:26,446 --> 00:47:28,297 When you do ripped fuel, you can't shut up. 785 00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:30,310 All Hitman Victors, 786 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:33,704 be advised you are three kliks south of breach point 2. 787 00:47:34,777 --> 00:47:36,388 Interesting theory though. 788 00:47:36,508 --> 00:47:38,454 Yeah, you should quote me on it. 789 00:47:38,574 --> 00:47:40,652 You know what? You should definitely quote me on it. 790 00:47:40,813 --> 00:47:43,280 This whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy. 791 00:47:43,812 --> 00:47:45,722 If you took the republican guard 792 00:47:45,842 --> 00:47:48,111 and comped their asses in vegas for a weekend, 793 00:47:48,231 --> 00:47:49,427 no fucking war. 794 00:47:50,064 --> 00:47:53,188 So the war's not about oil or W.M.Ds? 795 00:47:53,308 --> 00:47:56,043 No. In the opinion of this Marine it's about pussy. 796 00:47:57,087 --> 00:48:00,214 - And it's not about Saddam? - Saddam's just part of the problem. 797 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:02,090 If Saddam invested more 798 00:48:02,453 --> 00:48:05,928 in the pussy infrastructure of iraq than he did on his fucking gayass army, 799 00:48:06,387 --> 00:48:10,086 than this country would be no more fucked up than, say, Mexico. 800 00:48:13,033 --> 00:48:14,101 Please shut up. 801 00:48:17,883 --> 00:48:18,881 Thank you. 802 00:48:19,262 --> 00:48:22,319 All hitman two victors, we are one klik until breach 2. 803 00:48:26,986 --> 00:48:28,419 Wake up, Trombley. 804 00:48:30,770 --> 00:48:32,120 You're missing the invasion. 805 00:48:59,764 --> 00:49:01,091 Yo, Christopher, 806 00:49:03,005 --> 00:49:05,710 get some of this on videotape for me, Brah. 807 00:49:05,927 --> 00:49:08,510 This is us invading a country right here. 808 00:49:11,504 --> 00:49:12,535 Oh, shit! 809 00:49:16,038 --> 00:49:17,707 Welcome to Iraq, bitches! 810 00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:32,139 All Hitman Two Victors, we take this turn, 811 00:49:32,998 --> 00:49:35,309 we're screening west with no adjacent support. 812 00:49:35,470 --> 00:49:38,568 Roger that. This is it. We got no escort. 813 00:49:38,688 --> 00:49:40,939 It's just our thin-skinned Humvees going against tanks. 814 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:44,276 Jesus, Captain America's a fucking retard. 815 00:49:44,396 --> 00:49:47,669 They need to keep that asshole off company-wide comms. 816 00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:56,565 Two One Alpha, this is Two One Bravo. 817 00:49:56,685 --> 00:50:00,629 We have a possible rocket tube at our two o'clock, 500 meters, 818 00:50:00,749 --> 00:50:02,426 that shiny thing. Over. 819 00:50:03,808 --> 00:50:06,922 Put your mark-19 at two o'clock, range at 500. 820 00:50:08,281 --> 00:50:09,993 I see a glinting, Sergeant. 821 00:50:10,113 --> 00:50:12,822 I can't tell if it's a pipe or a tank tube. 822 00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:15,349 I glassed it. It's a pipe. 823 00:50:16,887 --> 00:50:18,766 Two One Bravo, this is Two One Alpha. 824 00:50:18,886 --> 00:50:21,201 We see a pipe in a trash pile. Over. 825 00:50:22,276 --> 00:50:23,870 This is Two One Bravo. 826 00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:25,150 Roger that. Out. 827 00:50:25,470 --> 00:50:28,046 Tell you who the biggest fucking retard is: 828 00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,711 that Saddam Hussein. 829 00:50:30,358 --> 00:50:33,659 We already kicked his ass once, and what does this retard go and fucking do? 830 00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:37,037 He spends the next 10 years pissing us off even more. 831 00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:39,031 We don't{\ even} want to be in this shithole. 832 00:50:39,151 --> 00:50:40,207 Stop scribbling. 833 00:50:41,562 --> 00:50:42,959 It encourages him. 834 00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:49,768 Stay frosty, Gents. 835 00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:51,939 What do you got? 836 00:50:52,059 --> 00:50:54,723 I just waved at an Iraqi and he waved back. 837 00:50:55,439 --> 00:50:56,632 That was cool. 838 00:50:56,752 --> 00:50:59,142 Good, Garza. Be magnanimous. 839 00:50:59,752 --> 00:51:01,295 What the fuck does that mean? 840 00:51:01,415 --> 00:51:03,105 Lofty and kinglike. 841 00:51:03,486 --> 00:51:05,223 Buddy, it's 10:00 in the morning. 842 00:51:05,343 --> 00:51:08,110 Don't you think you oughta change out of your pajamas? 843 00:51:18,219 --> 00:51:20,639 - Afternoon, sir. - Beautiful day to get a war on. 844 00:51:20,759 --> 00:51:23,256 - I'll trade your pop-tarts. - I got combos. 845 00:51:24,383 --> 00:51:25,546 I'll take 'em. 846 00:51:26,144 --> 00:51:29,112 - Sucker. - Sir, is our mission still that bridge? 847 00:51:29,232 --> 00:51:31,087 All right, gents, listen up. 848 00:51:37,357 --> 00:51:38,386 We are here. 849 00:51:38,506 --> 00:51:42,480 Our orders, that we are to bust north until the battalion tells us to stop. 850 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,155 The bridge we're supposed to be seizing in six hours is here. 851 00:51:46,697 --> 00:51:48,447 We've gone beyond the A-O. 852 00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:51,613 Is battalion {\still }asking us to execute our mission on the same timetable? 853 00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:54,114 - I have no word on that, brad. - Anyone want a charms? 854 00:51:54,275 --> 00:51:55,925 What, are you an idiot? 855 00:51:56,045 --> 00:51:59,561 Never ever let charms into this vehicle again. 856 00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,829 Nobody lets charms in the vehicle in the whole fucking 857 00:52:01,949 --> 00:52:03,895 United States Marine corps. It's bad luck. 858 00:52:04,015 --> 00:52:07,045 - Semper simple motherfucker. - Fuckin' new guy! 859 00:52:08,437 --> 00:52:11,926 We've been static way too long, sitting here with our asses hanging out. 860 00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:14,551 We don't stand a chance against one T-72 tank. 861 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,231 They got 70 of them out here. This is suicide! 862 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,825 Sir, the behavior of your fellow officer, 863 00:52:20,945 --> 00:52:23,976 commander of our sister platoon, is starting to concern us. 864 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,093 Captain America's unprofessional. 865 00:52:26,213 --> 00:52:29,895 If you have a nickname for an Officer, I don't want to know it. 866 00:52:30,015 --> 00:52:32,099 Is everyone on your teams getting some shut-eye? 867 00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:35,197 Since they brought us pizza at Mathilda, my whole team hasn't slept. 868 00:52:35,845 --> 00:52:38,713 - That's, what, 30 hours now? - We don't know what's coming. 869 00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:40,712 You gotta rotate guys, get 'em some sleep. 870 00:53:41,755 --> 00:53:45,183 When my band opened up for Limp Bizkit in Kansas City, we fuckin' sucked. 871 00:53:46,344 --> 00:53:47,648 But then again, so did they. 872 00:53:47,768 --> 00:53:51,106 The only difference is that they became famous and I became a marine. 873 00:53:51,266 --> 00:53:53,191 Hey, there's kids holding hands. 874 00:53:55,562 --> 00:53:56,384 Cute. 875 00:53:57,521 --> 00:53:59,200 Don't shoot 'em, Garza. 876 00:54:09,597 --> 00:54:12,168 - We got hardball ahead, Sergeant. - That's M.S.R. Tampa. 877 00:54:13,503 --> 00:54:16,749 When we've crossed it, we'll be the northernmost unit in Iraq. 878 00:54:18,763 --> 00:54:20,172 Hitman Two, this is Two One. 879 00:54:20,292 --> 00:54:22,032 Do you want my victor to provide overwatch 880 00:54:22,152 --> 00:54:23,972 on the northeast corner of the M.S.R? 881 00:54:24,419 --> 00:54:25,441 Roger that. 882 00:54:25,942 --> 00:54:28,560 This is Hitman Two. All Hitman Victors align off Two One. 883 00:54:48,051 --> 00:54:50,520 I got two pickups bearing down on us fast. 884 00:54:52,970 --> 00:54:56,677 Sir, I observe men with A.K.S. They're in the lead vehicle. 885 00:54:56,797 --> 00:54:59,922 Hitman, this is Hitman Two. We have two victors with armed Iraqis approaching. 886 00:55:00,042 --> 00:55:01,141 How copy? 887 00:55:02,879 --> 00:55:04,179 Hitman, solid copy. 888 00:55:04,546 --> 00:55:06,181 Hitman, I am seeing armed Iraqis 889 00:55:06,341 --> 00:55:09,145 in civilian clothes in white pickups marked with red diamonds. 890 00:55:09,265 --> 00:55:10,553 We should smoke 'em, sir! 891 00:55:10,673 --> 00:55:12,869 Hitman Two, this is Hitman. Interrogative. 892 00:55:12,989 --> 00:55:14,065 Can you... 893 00:55:14,305 --> 00:55:16,811 - Can you wave them off? Over. - Hitman, this is Two. 894 00:55:16,931 --> 00:55:20,718 These are armed Iraqis in marked Victors with weapons pointed at us. Over. 895 00:55:21,074 --> 00:55:23,529 R.O.E. States uniformed soldiers only, 896 00:55:24,158 --> 00:55:26,073 and they should be firing at us. 897 00:55:26,704 --> 00:55:29,412 This is Two. I'm requesting to at least snatch one victor, 898 00:55:29,572 --> 00:55:31,577 find out who these guys are. Over. 899 00:55:31,697 --> 00:55:33,214 Negative. Wave 'em off. 900 00:55:33,503 --> 00:55:34,529 Hitman out. 901 00:55:43,377 --> 00:55:44,918 - This sucks! - What the fuck? 902 00:55:45,038 --> 00:55:46,388 I had a beautiful head shot. 903 00:55:46,548 --> 00:55:47,945 We all did, brother. 904 00:55:58,583 --> 00:55:59,930 Are you kidding me? 905 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,298 - What the fuck was that? - Our first contact with armed Iraqis 906 00:56:05,057 --> 00:56:06,783 and we wave at 'em like bitches. 907 00:56:11,687 --> 00:56:14,476 You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? 908 00:56:14,735 --> 00:56:16,356 You get your brains back. 909 00:56:18,367 --> 00:56:20,013 ... India of course chasing 910 00:56:20,133 --> 00:56:22,698 that massive Australian total of 359, 911 00:56:22,938 --> 00:56:26,763 already one wicket down with just an overcome at... 912 00:56:26,943 --> 00:56:28,931 Company Commanders are here, sir. 913 00:56:36,516 --> 00:56:38,173 Drop your pots, gentlemen. 914 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:41,150 I don't know if it's me or these new liners, but something 915 00:56:41,270 --> 00:56:42,694 in my kevlar fuckin' stinks. 916 00:56:49,832 --> 00:56:52,405 We're 14 hours since crossing the L.O.D. 917 00:56:53,218 --> 00:56:54,831 We've moved 70 Kliks north. 918 00:56:56,117 --> 00:56:57,277 We, gentlemen, 919 00:56:57,494 --> 00:56:59,494 are the northernmost unit in Iraq. 920 00:57:01,068 --> 00:57:04,343 Our job now is to screen the northern flank of one M.E.F. 921 00:57:05,251 --> 00:57:08,175 You got any WO on our mission, sir? We still doing the bridge assault? 922 00:57:08,385 --> 00:57:09,369 No word. 923 00:57:09,786 --> 00:57:12,075 But judging by where they've placed us, 924 00:57:12,487 --> 00:57:14,642 higher-ups have deemed that mission irrelevant. 925 00:57:15,129 --> 00:57:16,182 Even so, 926 00:57:17,036 --> 00:57:18,813 what's foremost in godfather's mind... 927 00:57:20,507 --> 00:57:22,903 we're still very much in the game, gentlemen, 928 00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:24,643 very much in the game. 929 00:57:25,722 --> 00:57:27,363 Okay, that's all for now. 930 00:57:35,529 --> 00:57:36,772 Colonel Ferrando, 931 00:57:37,839 --> 00:57:39,754 if I can ask, why does your... 932 00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:41,633 voice sound that way? 933 00:57:42,086 --> 00:57:43,264 Throat cancer. 934 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:46,749 You a smoker? 935 00:57:49,505 --> 00:57:50,914 Just lucky, I guess. 936 00:58:06,129 --> 00:58:08,314 Why the fuck are you throwing food around? 937 00:58:08,434 --> 00:58:10,068 I'm gonna shoot me a dog. 938 00:58:12,501 --> 00:58:14,169 No you're not, Trombley. 939 00:58:14,848 --> 00:58:16,912 No one's shooting any dogs in Iraq. 940 00:58:21,063 --> 00:58:22,132 I got seven. 941 00:58:23,699 --> 00:58:24,897 You got seven? 942 00:58:26,997 --> 00:58:28,424 Yes, Sergeant, I see seven. 943 00:58:33,537 --> 00:58:35,352 You seeing all these Iraqis? 944 00:58:37,047 --> 00:58:38,737 We've encountered over 60. 945 00:58:40,097 --> 00:58:42,272 See how they're walking all jacked-up, 946 00:58:42,932 --> 00:58:44,045 sore-footed? 947 00:58:45,354 --> 00:58:47,020 At the rate this is going, 948 00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:50,893 this whole goddamn war will be over without us firing a goddamn shot. 949 00:58:57,224 --> 00:58:58,907 - Shut up. - Sit down. 950 00:59:05,831 --> 00:59:06,913 Guy's clean. 951 00:59:08,622 --> 00:59:11,097 Mister, mister, my... my water... drink. 952 00:59:11,217 --> 00:59:12,400 Please, mister. 953 00:59:12,902 --> 00:59:13,729 Brad. 954 00:59:24,387 --> 00:59:26,425 Prison rules, Dawg, just like L.A. 955 00:59:40,450 --> 00:59:42,532 They are just civilians fleeing Basra. 956 00:59:42,781 --> 00:59:45,566 They are grateful to be liberated by the Americans. 957 00:59:48,706 --> 00:59:51,996 What manner of belt does this gentleman appear to have donned? 958 00:59:57,165 --> 00:59:58,791 Military issue, Dawg. 959 01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:12,029 Sir, this is Republican Guard. 960 01:00:19,195 --> 01:00:20,251 Sergeant, 961 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:23,449 somebody down the line already gave these guys M.R.E.S. 962 01:00:29,819 --> 01:00:30,787 It's good! 963 01:00:30,907 --> 01:00:32,090 Shut up! Sit down! 964 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,466 Shut the fuck up! 965 01:00:38,049 --> 01:00:40,600 This is the shit psy-ops dropped on Iraqi Forces, 966 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,351 promising safe passage to {\any }who surrender to {\the }Americans. 967 01:00:49,116 --> 01:00:52,527 He says 30 km east of here on a bridge by the canal, 968 01:00:52,914 --> 01:00:54,604 there are Iraqi military death squads 969 01:00:54,724 --> 01:00:57,243 that are executing Iraqi soldiers who flee. 970 01:00:59,777 --> 01:01:02,078 The death squad dudes are in white SUVs 971 01:01:02,456 --> 01:01:05,487 with red diamonds on them. They are Fedayeen. 972 01:01:05,867 --> 01:01:07,943 They are loyal to Saddam. 973 01:01:09,623 --> 01:01:11,163 These guys can't walk. 974 01:01:11,975 --> 01:01:13,589 Three Two actual, this is Three Two. 975 01:01:13,749 --> 01:01:15,951 Be advised, Alpha {\just }got hit by arty. Over. 976 01:01:16,071 --> 01:01:17,143 Did you copy? 977 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,887 Alpha {\just }had artillery hits near their position. 978 01:01:20,047 --> 01:01:22,765 Get someone on the com. We need at least 347 tons up here. 979 01:01:26,451 --> 01:01:28,021 Shoot that dog, Corporal! 980 01:01:29,198 --> 01:01:29,907 Sir, 981 01:01:30,558 --> 01:01:32,288 {\shouldn't we be saving our rounds for enemy combatants?} we should save our rounds for the enemy. 982 01:01:32,408 --> 01:01:33,970 Shoot that fucking dog! 983 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:36,338 Darnold, 984 01:01:37,175 --> 01:01:38,800 give it a piece of your jerky. 985 01:01:45,379 --> 01:01:47,426 Stike, give me some water from the Humvee. 986 01:01:47,546 --> 01:01:48,618 Turn around. 987 01:01:50,043 --> 01:01:52,128 No, I don't want your fucking cigarette. 988 01:01:55,093 --> 01:01:57,517 That the same hand he uses to wipe his ass? 989 01:01:58,395 --> 01:02:00,714 I ain't touching no filthy Haji gum that's been touched 990 01:02:00,834 --> 01:02:02,904 by those filthy brown Haji fingers. 991 01:02:04,219 --> 01:02:05,635 Brah, these are people. 992 01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:06,559 Good?{\ Good?} 993 01:02:09,488 --> 01:02:10,906 Oh yeah, very good. 994 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,989 {\Yeah, }I'd stick my cock through that veil hole 995 01:02:13,109 --> 01:02:15,818 and fuck the shit out of your wife's face any day. 996 01:02:19,254 --> 01:02:20,384 Oh, my God. 997 01:02:22,702 --> 01:02:23,576 Check it out! 998 01:02:24,136 --> 01:02:25,620 They got their own Fruity Rudy. 999 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:31,632 We captured a fucking gay Iraqi! 1000 01:02:31,951 --> 01:02:33,736 Yo, hold that turd-pusher up. 1001 01:02:35,368 --> 01:02:37,928 For shizzle, a gayass haji. 1002 01:02:39,608 --> 01:02:41,260 Danger close, 12:00. It's godfather. 1003 01:02:48,736 --> 01:02:50,561 Meesh, take him over there. Sergeant. 1004 01:02:52,998 --> 01:02:54,908 Alpha took three artillery hits. 1005 01:02:55,028 --> 01:02:56,567 Somebody has an idea we're here. 1006 01:02:56,936 --> 01:02:59,979 We've got four hours of daylight to make it to our next position. 1007 01:03:00,099 --> 01:03:02,024 We're not gonna deal with these surrenders. 1008 01:03:02,144 --> 01:03:03,592 That's from division. 1009 01:03:03,911 --> 01:03:05,783 Send them all back the way they came. 1010 01:03:05,903 --> 01:03:06,934 Roger that, sir. 1011 01:03:10,549 --> 01:03:12,126 We have orders, Nate. 1012 01:03:16,873 --> 01:03:18,560 Are they fuckin' serious? 1013 01:03:19,179 --> 01:03:20,614 Send them back where? 1014 01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:22,777 What, the fucking death squads? 1015 01:03:23,211 --> 01:03:25,811 Sir, under articles 13 and 20 of the Geneva convention, 1016 01:03:25,931 --> 01:03:27,681 we're obligated to take care of 1017 01:03:27,801 --> 01:03:29,988 and protect any fuckers who surrender to us. 1018 01:03:30,108 --> 01:03:32,812 Division has ordered us to unsurrender these Iraqis. 1019 01:03:39,124 --> 01:03:40,570 Write this as you see it. 1020 01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:42,552 I'm not here to stop you. 1021 01:03:43,899 --> 01:03:46,033 The Iraqis' first contact with Americans. 1022 01:03:47,857 --> 01:03:48,958 We fuck 'em. 1023 01:03:51,905 --> 01:03:53,446 Bravo Two, listen up! 1024 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,242 Get ready to push! 1025 01:03:55,518 --> 01:03:57,100 - Let's go, gents! - Mount up, boys! 1026 01:03:57,220 --> 01:03:58,958 - Mount up! - Let's go! 1027 01:04:03,678 --> 01:04:04,735 Forget it! 1028 01:04:24,941 --> 01:04:26,183 We're Oscar Mike. 1029 01:04:26,755 --> 01:04:29,003 Turn it over, Ray. We're Oscar Mike.