('HIGH HOPES' BY PANIC! AT THE DISCO PLAYS)
DAVID: I travelled halfway across the world
to see the best that Australia has.
And I have seen that with you.
# High hopes for a living
# Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing
# Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision
# Always had high, high hopes
# Had to have high, high hopes for a living
# Didn't know how but I always had a feeling... #
I am a fan of you.
I want to see more.
You're very bendy, aren't you?
KATE: You've won over yet another Australian audience.
Make some noise for the one light DJ Sue on the desk!
I need a nap after that. Me too.
Alesha, you look fine as hell. I'm not gonna lie. You look beautiful.
(SQUEALS)
I'm old enough to be his mother.
I don't know what it was but I just want more.
# They said I couldn't, so I did... #
Smile.
ALL: Cheese!
Mwah!
DAVID: OK, guys, we've all got to do a selfie.
We're on Australia's Got Talent.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
You know what TikTok is? Not really.
(LAUGHTER)
About a quarter of a million followers.
I write songs
and I put them on TikTok and they ended up going viral on there
and now I'm on Australia's Got Talent so...
Fantastic.
I'm definitely a TikToker.
I mean, I'm not recognised on the daily
but I certainly go to shopping centres and get a little wave.
Hi. I'm Shannen Michaela.
I'm 22 years old, from the Gold Coast.
And I am an acrobat.
My act is definitely a form of self-expression.
I like to call it modern day shape-shifting.
I haven't performed in front of this many people live
but across my TikTok I perform to millions of people.
So, I first went viral for eating fruit with my toes.
Which sounds really like...
That sounds so bad.
I like to tell people that I am a professional attention seeker.
I think that some people just love the attention
and I love being on stage.
And whereabouts are you from? I'm from the Gold Coast.
(GASPS) Same!
Oh!
Same!
I think people are going to be really shocked by my act.
I've be preparing something and I haven't performed it before
and this is gonna be my first time.
(CHEERING)
SHANE: It's supposed to be a ring, isn't it?
It's gotta be a wedding ring. Oh, is that what it is.
I think it is.
Alright, well, there's a lot of people out there ready to watch you
so good luck.
Thank you. (CHEERING)
(MOUTHING) Wow!
Hello. Hi.
Welcome to Australia's Got Talent.
Thank you, it's good to be here.
How are you? I'm well, thank you.
Yeah? And so, what's your name?
I'm Shannen.
And how old are you, Shannen? I'm 22 years old.
OK. (CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHTER) You're very happy about that.
And Shannen, is what you're gonna do your normal job
or do you have a sort of normal job?
Yeah, I've been doing it full-time for like, six years now.
OK. So, what's the big dream for you?
Why have you come on this show?
I remember watching this show when I was a little girl
and it's always been one of those dreams that I'd like to do.
Well, Shannen, we are intrigued as to what you're going to do.
So, the stage is yours, take it away.
Thank you.
(CHEERING)
('TAKE ME TO THE ROOF TOP' BY GAZELLE HUNTER PLAYS)
# And the clocks keep ticking
# Every single day... #
(APPLAUSE)
# And I keep drinking
# Candle in the sun
# I've got nowhere to run and hide
# If I make it through the night
# Then nobody survives... #
Oh, my goodness!
(LAUGHTER)
('TAKE ME TO THE ROOF TOP' CONTINUES)
(AUDIENCE GASPS AND APPLAUDS)
(CHEERING)
I gotta learn some of new moves.
(CHEERING)
Ooh!
Where do all of her organs go?
Oh, my gosh!
(CHEERING)
The back of her head is touching her butt!
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
(CHEERING)
(MUSIC ENDS) Wow! Wow!
DAVID: So, when you need to scratch your arse,
do you actually use your head or your hand?
Because you can...
You could do it with your head, couldn't you?
You're very bendy, aren't you, eh?
We're actually saying all the time,
we wanna see something we've never seen before.
I've actually
never seen anyone touch their bum with their head before.
(LAUGHTER)
I didn't know that was possible.
I'm gonna try it when I get home, I tell you that.
(LAUGHTER)
It's very...
Well, it's extraordinary what you do.
It's also very graceful
and you put it together in this very artistic and beautiful way.
So I can see why you're looking a little bit smug.
You're very good at what you do.
And what you do is extraordinary.
What did you think?
Well, I agreed with what you said to me quietly, which was,
"I like the way she continues to smile throughout."
You did all of these crazy bendy body things
and just had this incredible smile on your face the whole time.
And when you were up there and you were bending,
it was almost like you had two bodies
because surely the top part of your body
and the bottom part of your body surely can't be joined.
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah, it was almost as if your head was detached from your body.
It was really freaky.
But the best part for me was the little foot wave.
I loved that. I was like, yeah, she's got a sense of humour.
She knows she's hot but she's got a sense of humour as well.
I thought it was really great, the whole thing. Well done.
Thank you so much. (CHEERING)
So, just to give you an idea, Shannen,
when I get in the car - this is not even a joke, this is a fact,
I have to push my elbow to get the seatbelt.
ALESHA: Are you kidding? SHANE: No, I'm not. I wish I was.
Oh, wow. So, that was...
So surprising 'cause you and Shannen are so similar in body type.
(LAUGHTER) I mean, I'm flabbergasted.
As David said, when you actually snapped all of your spine
and turned yourself into a piece of rubber,
I went no, this is amazing.
So, well done. I've not seen that before.
Thank you.
ALESHA: OK, shall we take a vote, Shannen? Would you like that?
Let this poor girl get on with her life.
I know. I'm going to say yes.
Thank you.
And it's a yes from me.
Thank you so much.
It's a yes from me. Thank you.
You've got four very bendy yesses. Well done.
(CHEERING)
Thank you.
ALESHA: Well done. KATE: Yeah, well done.
Can you wave goodbye with your foot again?
(LAUGHTER) Just like that.
Thank you.
The shapes she made... Oh, it was amazing.
There must be stuff missing inside her.
How the hell did you touch your bum with your head?
Oh, some bit of stretching every day.
Yeah, no. No.
Not just a bit of stretching every day.
That is not normal.
In the best way you are a freak. Thank you.
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
AUDIENCE: Oi! Oi! Oi!
He stole our record.
Yes! (AUDIENCE BOOS)
A Guinness World Record...
Three...
Two...
One...
Whoa!
It was extraordinary.
Stop the song.
Tim, do you have a second song?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Alesha, get into the spirit of it.
We are the Coastal Caring Clowns.
(BUZZER)
DAVID: I'm so sorry on behalf of the people of Britain.
Eugh!
It was so entertaining.
(BIG TOP MUSIC)
(NOSE HOOTS)
Now, see, I thought I was gonna have the most outrageous outfit.
(LAUGHTER)
Wait till we get changed.
(CHEERING)
(HOOTER)
Hello.
Hi.
What is the name of this group?
We are the Coastal Caring Clowns.
The name of our act is The Bike Pump Orchestra.
(APPLAUSE)
OK so, I get why you're clowns.
And you're caring because?
We visit nursing homes and hospitals.
Children's wards and palliative care,
and anywhere we can go that people need cheering up and feeling...
Good for you.
Shane, could you come up here? Oh.
Oh, what is it?
It's a clown nose.
He's going to put a clown nose on for our act.
Oh, we do? Yes.
Oh.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, look at Shane, he's a bit of a clown too.
Oh, look at Alesha.
Alesha, get into the spirit of it.
I'm in the spirit.
It's 'cause the nose doesn't go with her look.
DAVID: Here we go. The stage is yours.
(BIKE PUMPS HISS IN TIME TO UP-BEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(CHEERING)
(LAUGHTER)
ALESHA: Do you like it?
(BUZZER) Oh!
Round of...
Round of applause.
Oh!
See? One with sense.
Sit down! Sit!
They don't... Alesha!
They don't like it.
They just applauded me for buzzing.
Do you want to take the red buzzer away?
No.
'Cause I think what to do outside of the show is absolutely fantastic
but for the Australia's Got Talent stage,
do you want to see $100,000 go to these clowns?
Well, yes. Yes.
'Cause they give it to good causes, Alesha.
They would give it to charity, Alesha.
I'm so sorry on behalf of the people of Britain.
I think this is a really lovely idea so I'm gonna say yes.
(CHEERING)
Yes from me. Easy yes.
What are you gonna say, Alesha?
Well, as they say, you can't please all the people all the time
so I have to represent those people that their ears are bleeding.
So I'm saying no.
Boo!
Boo.
Ahh, I'd just like to make a reservation for one in Hell, please.
Yep. Just one. Alesha Dixon. (LAUGHS)
Crime? Heartless.
(LAUGHTER)
And it's a yes from me. (CHEERING)
Yay!
What a shame. (LAUGHTER)
What a shame.
Who do you think is like, the most crazy act that's here today?
(GOOFY MUSIC)
My name is Walison Muh. I'm 33.
Originally from Brazil but based in Brisbane.
What makes my act unique is you can expect the 'unexpectable'.
Wow. What's your name?
(MAKES RAPID BLOWING SOUND)
(LAUGHS AND COUGHS)
Sorry, I didn't quite get that? What's your name?
(SPEAKS NONSENSE)
You have to be good in improvising.
It's Ricki-Lee! Oh, my goodness.
See? No, that's my name. What's your name?
Mine? Mine. What's your name.
Ow!
That's what makes this act very interesting
because you never know what's gonna happen.
They're ready for you, whatever your name is.
Good luck. Thank you.
(CHEERING)
KATE: Wow. Yes.
Oh, my god! David!
Hello.
Hi, Alesha.
Hello.
WALISON: Hi, David. How are you?
Nervous. But excited.
OK. Excited and nervous. WALISON: Yes.
That's good. That's how you should feel.
So, what's your name?
My name is Walison Muh.
Walison Muh. Yes.
And is what you're gonna do for us today,
is this what you as a job?
Yes. I'm a circus clown so... (CHEERING)
OK, Walison, the stage is yours. We're all rooting for you.
Thank you. Would you mind to join me on the stage, please?
Me? Yes.
Here comes David.
You're gonna stay right there. OK.
I'm gonna stay right here.
And then, guys, we...
(LAUGHTER)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
(WESTERN MUSIC)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
(LAUGHTER)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
(MAKES SOUNDS)
(LAUGHTER)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
(APPLAUSE)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
(LAUGHTER)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
Yeah! That's our man! (CHEERING)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
(LAUGHTER)
Ooh!
(LAUGHTER)
(MAKES VARIOUS SOUNDS)
(CHEERING)
(MEXICAN STAND-OFF MUSIC)
(WALISON MAKES CLOPPING SOUNDS)
(STRONG GUTTURAL SOUNDS)
(WEAK HIGH-PITCHED SOUNDS)
(MEXICAN STAND-OFF MUSIC CONTINUES)
Eugh!
Ow, ow.
(LAUGHTER)
WALISON: Eugh! Ow, ow.
Hey, die! (LAUGHTER)
Oh, it's all about you. Come on.
Well done.
And sing.
Thank you.
DAVID: Thank you, Walison, that was wonderful.
I mean, I was part of it but what did you think watching it, Alesha?
I mean, it was extraordinary.
I didn't know what I was watching.
I don't know what it was but I just want more.
It was, honestly, brilliant.
It was so entertaining.
SHANE: The thing was, when it started I didn't get it
and I'm not sure anyone did.
And then you go OK, we've got to follow you.
And then after that
we were all part of kind of expanding your act with you.
So from that point of view I agree,
I was kinda mesmerised.
So, well done, mate. That's actually called entertainment.
(APPLAUSE)
Walison, I happen to think that that was brilliant.
You made the room feel so happy.
You're incredible. Thank you so much.
(EMOTIONALLY) Thank you. Yeah. Oh, mate.
DAVID: It's a wonderful thing.
Oh, you're obviously a very sensitive soul
but you are a born clown.
And the great thing about an act like this is
you don't need any words to make people laugh.
And that's an amazing, amazing talent to have.
I just thought it was joyous.
Thank you. (CHEERING)
So, we're gonna vote. I'll start with Shane.
I am very happy to give you your first yes.
Thank you. (CHEERING)
It's a yes from me.
WALISON: Thank you.
I love you, Alesha.
I love you too.
My heart is full, Walison. It's a yes from me.
WALISON: Thank you.
Well, Walison, I'm going to give you Alesha's phone number
but also I am gonna give you your fourth yes.
Well done! (CHEERING)
('WE JUST GET ONE LIFE' BY NINEONEONE PLAYS)
What a great find.
RICKI-LEE: Look at you go. Oh, my goodness.
He was so great.
And you know what I love about that kind of act like,
you just don't know where he could take it next.
I cannot explain.
It was amazing.
Yeah. (CRIES)
You were amazing. It was all you. It was all you.
# I feel pretty
# Oh, so pretty... #
DAVID: Shall we get some make-up on?
Kate, are you letting him near your face?
Yeah. He's very gentle.
Oh, my god! Thank you.
Very gentle with my brushes.
# I feel charming
# Oh, so charming
# It's alarming how charming I feel... #
Do I look alright? Of course. You look gorgeous!
I like your dress. Thank you.
I must say our face paint's pretty good!
Our face paint's great.
That looks like Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, it really does.
(GROOVY ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC)
What do I say again?
My name's Tim Stevens.
I'm 28 and I'm a tradie from Wollongong.
I've been told a few times that I look like a Hemsworth
and you know what, I'll take it.
My day job during the week is air-conditioning.
I work with my dad.
See, I would imagine it would get quite hot when you're around.
I'm also a singer, by the way, and...
Very good. Yeah.
Mine's more like a love song, wedding singer type of thing.
Ed Sheeran type of vibe.
Good luck. Alright.
(APPLAUSE)
How are you?
TIM: I'm good. How are you?
ALESHA: I'm great, thank you, darling. What's your name?
Tim.
Tim, where are you from?
From Wollongong.
ALESHA: Nice.
(APPLAUSE)
Tim, what is the big ambition for you?
I'd love to be a full-time wedding singer,
even just in the wedding industry
'cause a love being around that environment.
Oh, OK.
Are you married?
I'm not married, mate.
OK. That's good to know. (LAUGHTER)
Are you single?
I am single, yes. Wonderful.
That may change tonight.
Have you brought anyone along with you?
Just my dad.
Oh, Dad's here?
Yeah, he's a great support.
Yeah, I think it's time I met him.
Stop interrupting. (LAUGHTER)
(ALESHA LAUGHS)
This is your moment.
Thank you. ALESHA: So enjoy it.
And if you wanna relax a bit, Tim, take your shirt off,
that's fine with us.
(LAUGHTER) Not a problem.
Just to bring it back down,
what's the name of the Ed Sheeran song you'll be singing?
Perfect.
ALESHA: Go for it.
(APPLAUSE)
This is a serious song.
# I found a love for me
# Darling, just dive right in and follow my lead
# I found a girl, beautiful and sweet
# Oh, I never knew you were that someone waiting for me
# We were just kids and we fell in love
# Not knowing what it was
# I will not give you up this time
# Darling, just kiss... #
Do you like it?
He's good but he's got a stronger voice than that, hasn't he?
# ..all I own
# And in your eyes you're holding mine... #
Can we stop the song? Can we stop the song?
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
(APPLAUSE)
ALESHA: Tim, I'm so sorry.
Do you have a second song?
I do have a second song.
ALESHA: What is the second song?
'Say something'.
OK, you see the thing is,
and I'll tell you why we had this chinwag
because you have a lovely voice but we really want you to have a moment.
And I think that there's more of a moment to be had.
So if you're up for it, would you do your second song for us?
Of course I can. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
'Say something' is such a more haunting, powerful song as well.
OK, alright.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Round Two.
('SAY SOMETHING' BY A GREAT BIG WORLD PLAYS)
# Say something, I'm giving up on you
# I'll be the one, if you want me to
# Anywhere, I would've followed you #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Say something, I'm giving up on you #
Yeah!
# And I am feeling so small
# I was over my head
# I know nothing at all
# And I will stumble and fall
# I'm still learning to love
# Just learning to crawl #
Right, come on, Tim.
# Say something, I'm giving up on you #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# I'll be the one, if you want me to
# Yeah
# Say something, I'm giving up on you. #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
You know what, song choice is so key
because it gives us the opportunity to connect with you
on a deeper level.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, Alesha,
for giving him the opportunity to sing something like that.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
ALESHA: Shane, what did you think?
I'm so glad we got to hear you sing that
because we just got to hear the timbres in your voice.
It was just more enjoyable to hear.
Thank you.
ALESHA: Go on, David, what did you think?
Yeah, you said you sort of, you know,
you wanna do well as a wedding singer.
Well, this is a much bigger stage than being a wedding singer.
You know, we wanted you to have bigger dreams.
Just believe in yourself, Tim. I'm gonna give you your first yes.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
There is so much going for you.
You're the complete package.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yes, no, you need to aim higher.
Three yesses.
Thank you so much.
ALESHA: Tim, you worked hard in that audition
and I really hope you've taken on board everything we've said...
I have, thanks.
ALESHA: ..and you up your level now and really go for it.
Really believe in yourself.
Four yesses. You're through to the next round.
TIM: Thank you. Yes, four yesses!
Thank you so much.
ALESHA: Congratulations. Well done.
Thank you.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Amazing! Oh, wow!
He's, um, he's not gonna be single for long, that Tim, is he?
No, he's not. (LAUGHTER)
You're gonna smash it.
Alesha, you look fine as hell, not gonna lie, you look beautiful.
(LAUGHTER)
I 'm old enough to be his mother!
I think the audience have recognised you, Farmer Dave.
Yeah, g'day everyone. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
We can't wait to see what you're going to do.
Make some noise for Jimmy. The quintuple steps!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Oh yeah, baby.
We love surprises on this show.
ALL: Yes!
So today I'm going to be trying to set a Guinness World Record.
I'm excited about this one. So is the audience.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Come on!
(AUDIENCE CLAPS)
As you know, the time to beat was 47 seconds.
# Rise up Like I'm marching through the fire
# Rise up As the flames getting higher
# Rise up Now I'm gonna rise up
# Ahhh
# Rise up Like a phoenix out the fire
# Rise up Got the strength of a lion
# Rise up Now I'm gonna rise up
# Rise up Ahhh... #
G'day, legends. How are we doin'?
Very good.
Firstly, tell us who you are, where you're from.
Legends, I am Chilli Philli from Burnin Bites Down Under.
We do everything you can think of with chilli and spicy products.
So what... What are we gonna be seeing?
Give us an idea.
You're about to see four of the most savage competitors.
Hello. G'day, mate, how are you going?
I'm great, how about yourself?
Very good.
Have you... Have you been on the show before?
I have, I'm the Balloonatic.
You are the Balloonatic.
You broke a Guinness World Record on AGT, didn't you?
I did, I did.
However, a guy from Britain's Got Talent 2020,
Ryan Tracey, he stole our record!
Yeah!
(AUDIENCE BOOS AND LAUGHS)
Are we gonna try and steal this back, is that what we're doing?
We stealing the record back?
Yep, we get the record back for Australia.
We will see about that.
What are we gonna see? What's the act?
What you're gonna witness
is seeing four individuals take on the Carolina Reaper World Record
for most Carolina Reapers eaten in 60 seconds.
A Carolina Reaper is the hottest chilli in the world.
What is the matter with you people?
Why would you do this? (LAUGHTER)
Yeah, I don't get it.
There are official Guinness Records rules.
My name's Pete Fairbairn
and I'm an officially authorised Guinness World Record Adjudicator.
OK, I'm gonna come up and I'm also going to adjudicate.
(LAUGHTER)
Wanna check there's no jiggery-pokery. OK.
When I say "three", we say "chilli".
Alright, count with us.
Three...
Two...
One...
Chilli!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Come on, Aussie.
Come on guys, cheer them on!
They're going through some massive pain for you.
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
Oh, come on, Trish, you can do it, mate.
Do it for your country!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one!
(BUZZER BLARES)
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
Ohh! What a shame.
What a terrible shame.
Ohh. Adam.
And Adam has eaten 123 grams of Carolina Reapers!
That's a world record! Yeah!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Whoo!
Didn't have it on the day and that's all I can say.
You didn't break the record today but you entertained this audience
so I am saying yes.
You've got a yes from me. There's two yesses.
And it's a yes from me. Get back here.
I mean, do I want to see it again?
No. So I'm sorry, it's a no today.
Thank you, legends. Goodbye.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
AUDIENCE: Oi, oi, oi!
# I'm not giving up I'm not giving up... #
Hi, I'm Jaydyn.
I'm 20 and I'm from Adelaide, South Australia.
I'll be doing sport stacking.
A sports stacker is a person that stacks nine or 12 cups
in predetermined sequences as fast as possible.
I've brought my mum along today.
# I'm not giving up I'm not giving up... #
Where do I start? (LAUGHS)
I think he's pretty amazing.
He's now Australia's fastest sports stacker.
But he's had a bit of a hard life.
When Jaydyn was born, he arrived 16 weeks early,
at 24 weeks.
We like to say he's always been in a hurry.
(LAUGHS)
Jaydyn also has autism
so that's been really challenging for him growing up.
I have to grab it very differently there.
I think for a long time I didn't even realise
that it was a sport that he was doing.
I thought he was just having some fun.
It wasn't until I arrived at the tournament
and I realised how good he was. (LAUGHS)
And after that tournament,
he was invited onto the Australian team straight away.
Five months later we headed to Canada for the World Championships.
Sports stacking has been amazing for his autism.
He used to sort of hide behind me
and the second Worlds he just went "See ya, Mum."
And I was like, "Oh!" (LAUGHS)
"There goes my boy."
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Hey, mate.
G'day, how's it going?
Going very well. What's your name, mate?
I'm Jaydyn Coggins.
I am 20 and I'm from Adelaide, South Australia.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Fantastic, Jaydyn.
So, Jaydyn, what are you here to do for us today, mate?
So today I'm going to be trying to set a Guinness World Record
for doing 15 3-6-3 stacks consecutively as fast as possible.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
So, a Guinness World Record?
Is there a Guinness representative here?
Yes, I would like to call out the Guinness World Record person, Pete.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Very popular. Very popular with the crowd.
Jaydyn, as you know, this record is for the fastest time
to complete 15 individual sports stacking stacks.
I'm excited about this and so is the audience.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Ladies and gentlemen,
minimum standards that's been set is 47 seconds
as the fastest time to complete 15 individual sports stacking stacks.
Jaydyn, are you ready?
Three, two, one, go.
Ohh, no.
Wow.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Come on!
(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Yeah!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yeah!
God, look at him,
he's like a white pointer walking around those cups.
This is terrifying. (LAUGHTER)
Look at him, circling the prey.
OK, here we go, here we go. Good luck.
Jaydyn, as you know, the time to beat was 47 seconds.
Having inspected all of the cups...
And based on the time of 45.811 seconds...
I can confirm
that this is a brand-new Guinness World Records title.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Jaydyn, a few moments ago when you walked out on that stage,
you were, dare I say it, "just Jaydyn",
but now you are "Guinness World Record Jaydyn".
How does it feel, mate?
It feels so surreal to me, it's amazing.
Well, it's real, sir.
It's real.
Alesha, what did you think of that?
Hard work pays off, right?
Yeah. Hard work definitely does pay off.
The speed of your hands.
I've never seen anything like that before.
Who knew you could have so much fun with cups!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
We're so proud of you.
You should be really proud of yourself.
Obviously your mum is too.
Well done, buddy.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, and what was wonderful is you nailed it, OK.
And you are also just a fantastic young man.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
So we've gotta vote, right.
Yeah, can I start? Can I be first?
It's a yes from me!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Of course it's a yes!
Yes, it's a yes from me, Jaydyn.
Jaydyn, you've got four yesses.
Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And a world record!
That's how you do it!
Thank you so much!
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)
Bye, darling. Well done, mate.
(CHEERING)
Thank you. Well done, mate.
So proud of you.
Congratulations! Thank you very much.
You did it!
One, two, three!
ALL: Yeah!
I wonder if a family ever won AGT before.
I'm glad to be here with you, bro.
You are all my brothers but you're also my best friends.
(LAUGHTER)
Good on you, Jack.
We can do it. Mm-hm! Definitely.
Deez, look!
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
AGT?
Yeah, my name's Dylan. I'm 15 years old.
This is my little brother, Damien, and he is...
11.
We're just best friends, like, I mean...
We just bond.
We get along, like, we've been through a lot.
Been through my whole life
and him just being by my side performing.
Just to have him next to me is just awesome.
One, two, three, to the four!
My big brother's a bit of an inspiration.
Cool.
I have seen you guys in Pitt Street.
Yes, ma'am.
I've seen you in Pitt Street
and I sent you a message on Instagram
because you are amazing.
Me and my brother perform at Pitt Street Mall
every Saturday in the city making everyone have a great time.
You're so used to performing for crowds.
Yep. Yeah.
But this is another level.
Indeed.
AGT, I hope you're ready for Dylan and Damien
'cause we're gonna blow up that stage.
Good luck. Go and smash it.
Yo!
Hey, what's good, gang?
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
What's goin' on. Ey.
Hello, boys. Welcome to Australia's Got Talent.
Don't you two look cool.
Yes sir, you already know the drill. Thank you.
You all feel me. You're goin' crazy.
Where have you come from today?
We're from Sydney, Australia.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
I just say, first off, I'm a big fan of all of y'all.
For real. Y'all. I look up to y'all.
Especially Alesha, you look fine as hell.
I'm not gonna lie, you look beautiful.
I'm not gonna (INDISTINCT).
Guys, know what I mean. (GIGGLING)
Aye to you.
(LAUGHS)
I'm old enough to be his mother!
(LAUGHTER)
How long have you had this talent for?
How long have you been working on it?
I've been rapping since the age of four
and, really, my brother, I really got him into it since he was born.
I taught him to do the ad-libs, do the choruses, do the hooks, yeah.
So, from birth he was rapping?
Yeah, literally. Pretty much, pretty much.
(LAUGHTER)
Came out of his mummy's tummy doing a rap by the Notorious BIG.
Yeah, yeah.
Very much like my childhood.
(LAUGHTER)
Can I ask a question? Where's your accent from?
Really, most of my friends are in America, really.
'Cause I'm, like, a recording artist too.
And, like, I love collaborating with people that produce beats and stuff.
So really think that's how I inherited it, yeah.
Do you speak with this accent at home?
Yeah, really, that's how I speak.
Not gonna lie. Yeah.
Have you ever thought of having your own subtitles?
(LAUGHTER) Just to follow you around?
Just in case some people don't get exactly what you're saying.
(LAUGHTER)
Have you done anything like this before?
Yeah, actually we busk in Pitt Street Mall.
Actually, yeah.
We turn up every Saturday at Pitt Street Mall, going crazy.
And can that be quite lucrative?
Like, what kind of cash are we talking?
The biggest cheque we've got was
actually recently Kid Laroi popped up in the city and gave us $1,000.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, wow.
Two Sydney boys got the surprise of a lifetime
while busking in the city with a hip hop superstar watching on.
The Kid Laroi praised the starstruck teenagers
and left behind a generous tip.
Hey, Pitt Street, let me say,
these two kids are up next.
Right now, can we make some noise for them?
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yeah.
OK, boys, look, we really can't wait to see...
Y'all gonna be impressed.
So when you're singing this song,
you're gonna be thinking about Alesha, or...?
Oh, stop it, David, stop it.
(LAUGHTER) What?
Not like that, I'm just gonna be rapping for the crowd.
Gonna get the crowd hyped.
Yeah, exactly.
Pumping y'all full of energy, hey.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Our plan, hey TO.
Hey DJ, drop that beat, y'all from the start point, come on.
Woo-hoo!
('CALIFORNIA LOVE' BY TUPAN SHAKUR PLAYS)
# California love
# We take you to California
# West coast
# Oh, hey, let's go, let's hear y'all singing
# Knows how to party
# West coast, come on
# In the city
# Hey, can I get a "hell, yeah" real quick?
# Sydney, you're pumped tonight, come on!
# We keep it rockin' # We keep it rockin'
# Hey, check it out, come on
# So let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
# In a state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
# The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
# Reminisce in the jetty with the city of sex
# We get the show solid state with a bomb ass hemp beat
# The state where you never find the dance floor empty
# So crampy
# Wiggle my full length greens
# Make me money, making machines serve fiends
# I been in the game for ten years makin' rap tunes
# Ever since honeys was wearin' sassoon
# Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me
# Diamonds shinin' lookin like I robbed Liberace
# It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay
# Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay, yeah
# Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
# D and D they kinda AGT, yeah #
Whoo! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yes sir, you're the goose.
They killed it.
Oh my goodness, boys. Thank you.
I was loving everything about that.
And then I saw you embrace at the end of the performance.
And I just think, "We all can hear and see how much the two of you
"love each other and obviously love being up here on the stage...
BOTH: Thank you. "..together."
So round of applause. Thank you so much.
Means a lot, thank you. Just for that.
Thank you. (APPLAUSE)
D and D. You're here on AGT.
Oh, yes sir. D and D. You're here on AGT.
I heard that.
I love your relationship.
I love your little adlibs.
Be nice to hear you singing on the chorus as well.
Thank you.
You got the party started.
You go the audience on their feet.
Great job, well done boys. Thank you so much, means a lot.
Thank you. Thank you.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Guys, you, like...
thank you so much for getting my head to move in ways
that I can't even imagine make happen again.
And...David what did you think?
I mean, it was so much fun, wasn't it?
Well, I mean...
I rather liked it.
I must say. (ALL LAUGHING)
Thank you. Thank you, bro.
You live it.
That's what I like about you two.
(INDISTINCT) Thank you, bro.
It is a pleasure to give you a big, fat, YES.
WOMAN: Yeah.
Thank you, appreciate it. Thank you.
(CHEERS) Yeah, first yes.
Ah, boys, I can't wait to see you back here.
It is a yes from me. (CHEERING)
I'm feeling a flood of yesses coming on.
You brought the vibes today, boys.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you Alesha. Appreciate it. Thank you so much, Alesha.
You got three, on AGT.
Four comin' your way, that's a yes from me.
(CHEERING)
Yey!
Appreciate it all. Thank you so much.
Thank you all so much. You da ghost.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERS) Go! That was amazing.
We got an icon in the houuuse.
I'm Nikki Webster.
People will remember me from the Sydney 2000 Olympics.
We're all dying to get on stage and perform.
# We will rise up...
Nikki, you must be so proud up there.
I'm so proud of each and every single one of them.
I think the audience have recognised you, Farmer Dave.
And I'm going to google you when I get home.
Farmer Dave, topless pictures.
(LAUGHING)
Singing is one of my big love of my life.
I'm going to sing my original song,
about Australia pubs.
What's it called?
Australian pub.
OK, yeah.
(LAUGHING)
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL CHORDS)
ALL: We're Dauntless Movement Crew from Sydney.
(ORCHESTRAL HIP HOP MUSIC)
MAN: We're here to audition for Australia's Got Talent
to try and express our athletic diversity.
And really push our brand to another level.
Do it. (ALL CHEERING)
Are you ready?
ALL: Yeah.
Are you pumped?
ALL: Yeah.
All right, let's go.
('WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT' BY BASEMENT JAXX PLAYS)
(CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
(CHEERING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
I thought it was just wildly entertaining.
Because, there was always sort of, like
20 things happening at once.
I just loved that kind of hyped energy.
I love that we've got some chicks up there.
(CHEERING) A part of the gang.
OK, well I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
(CHEERING)
Shane?
You got two yesses.
Yeah, I can't wait to see you next.
Yes.
You've got four yesses, OK?
Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
('WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT' BY BASEMENT JAXX PLAYS)
ALESHA AND DAVID: Well done guys.
You did it! That was amazing.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, wow.
(BIG BAND PLAYS)
My name is Shu.
I'm 62 years old.
I'm a singer from Sydney.
I was born in Japan.
Tokyo.
I came to Australia when I was 20
to finish my university degree.
And most importantly,
I wanted to play rugby.
Singing is one of my big love of my life.
My friends think that my singing is better than my touch footy.
You got CDs? Yeah.
I got CDs. Cool.
Shu fly. (LAUGHING)
I love that, Shu.
A Beach Shu. A Beach Shu.
That's my mate's Holden.
And then, Shunatra. These are cool.
Shunatra. (LAUGHING)
I like to enjoy myself.
And hopefully the judges and the audience will do that too.
Are we ready? All right, they're ready for you.
Oh, who's got this one? I don't know.
Off you go.
(BIG JAZZ SONG FINISH)
Hello.
Welcome to Australia's Got Talent.
Thank you so much for having me.
Well, it's our pleasure. What's you name?
My name is Shu.
Where do you live, Shu?
I live in Sydney.
How old are you, Shu?
Umm, I'm 62.
But I feel like 12 years old now.
(LAUGHING)
What are you going to do for us tonight?
I'm going to sing my original song
uh about Australian pubs.
I hope you like it.
And what's it called?
'Australian Pub'.
OK, yeah.
(ALL LAUGHING)
We've got all the Australian classics,
'You're the Voice', 'The Horses',
'Never Tear Us Apart'
and 'Australian Pubby'.
It's a fun song. It's very simple.
DAVID: OK, all right.
Do we join in? ALESHA: I can't wait.
Yes, please. We should join in.
OK, it'll be obvious where we should join in, will it?
Yeah, yeah. OK.
All right, Shu. The stage is yours.
Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Thank you everyone.
(JAUNTY FOLK MUSIC PLAYS)
# I landed in Australia
# In '83
# Headed to Queensland for my uni degree
# I stopped this guy walking by a fig tree
# For help to find my way to the university
# He said "Don't know what you are looking for
# Nothing like that around here for sure
# But I can show you the best place to go
# C'mon, follow me mate
# There was pub pub pub pub Pubbing
# Australian pubbing
# Oh, me mate, he's a-drinking
# A truck load of beer
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
# I saved enough after 10 years on
# My mates and I built new pub of my own
# I bought the land (BUZZER SOUNDS)
# By the Brisbane River (EXCLAIMS)
# The same spot I used to piss into.
Don't say anything. Boooo.
# Fair Dinkum! We finally open.
# We call it 'Aussie Brickies Pub'!
Let's go.
# We love pub, pub, pub, pub, pubbing.
Sing along with me.
# Australian pubbing.
# Oh me mate, he's a-drinkin'
# Enjoying having beer!
# We love pub, pub, pub, pub, pubbing.
Sing louder!
# Australian pubbing.
(CHEERING)
# Oh me mate, he's a-drinkin'
# Enjoying having beer!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Good on you mate!
One more time.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) One more time.
Hey, what?
ALESHA: # Pub pub pubbing
Look at the crowd on their feet.
(CHEERS)
DAVID: What's going on?
Wonderful, look at that.
Nice touch.
(APPLAUSE DIES DOWN)
DAVID: Kate, please explain.
What is the matter with you?
OK, maybe I didn't read the room.
I...
I don't know.
I think you're fabulous.
I think, I love...
Don't backtrack now, you pressed the buzzer.
(LAUGHTER)
I think Kate should sing the chorus.
"I thought you're fabulous,
"I just thought I'd press the buzzer.
"As soon as you started singing."
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
KATE: OK.
The words 'drinking' and 'beer' didn't rhyme.
And I'm a real stickler for that.
ALESHA: Oh, but the melody was great.
(AUDIENCE BOOS)
# Closer each day, Home and Away #
That's a better song, is it?
(LAUGHING AND APPLAUSE)
Right, let's vote. Hand on, hang on.
Hang on. Hang on.
I'm sorry Shu, I'm sorry Shu.
Kate's got some more criticism for you.
Just hold on one sec. OK.
Because she wants to carry on with this.
She thinks she's gonna win you round.
(LAUGHING)
And what's the second thing? They're dying to know.
I just think...
..oh.
No, come on. Out with it.
I just don't think this is why
I came to AGT.
To see a performance like this.
(AUDIENCE BOOS) DAVID: Really?
Erm...
Gee.
(AUDIENCE BOOS)
(APPLAUSE)
Well, allow me to say a few things.
Shu, I wanna do a shooey with you.
I wanna drink beer out of a shoe.
Thank you. Thank you Shane.
It's a yes from me! Yes!
Yes, Shane.
Yes!
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYS) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Kate didn't come to the show for this,
but I certainly did.
It's a yes from me.
Thank you.
C'mon Australia.
(SHANE EXCLAIMS)
It's a no from me. Oh.
(AUDIENCE BOOS)
I travelled half way across the world
to see the best that Australia has.
(LAUGHTER)
And Shu...
I have seen that with you.
It is three yesses. Thank you.
You are through to the next round.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYS)
We're going to the pub, we'll see you later.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
See ya.
(CHEERS) Just grab that.
See you guys. See you folks, see you guys.
Have fun at the pub. See you guys.
Ah, thank you Shane.
You feel like a bit of lunch, too?
Roast?
Now, that's entertainment.
(LAUGHTER)
ALL: Pub, pub, pub, pub, pubbing.
Hey!
Australian pubbing.
Oh my mate, he's a-drinkin'
(MAKES BUZZER SOUND)
Enjoying having beer!
Oi!
I don't even actually know what to say.
But I've never, ever had a room full of people like that
booing me.
Well, get used to it.
I'm not... (LAUGHING)
It's fun.
I'm Nikki Webster.
I'm 35, and I am the director
Dance at Nikki Webster studios in Sydney
ALL: We are Nikki!
People will remember me
from the Sydney 2000 Olympics Opening Ceremony.
We've got an icon in the houuuse!
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS)
But now I'm lucky enough
to be raising the next superstars of Australia.
GIRL: Nikki, as a coach, is super supportive.
She's always there for us.
We're all dying to get on stage and perform.
Go on out there, good luck, enjoy.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(EXCLAIMS)
ALL: # You live, you learn
# You love, you learn
# You cry, you learn
# You lose, you learn
# You bleed, you learn
ALESHA: I can feel the love and the energy
and the family vibe
that you guys have all got going on,
it was pouring out of you.
Nikki, you must be so proud up there.
I'm so proud of each and every single one of them.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Big Jimmy, hop up.
Quick, hop up, come one.
C'mon Jimmy.
Mm.
Yeah, good boy.
(CHUCKLING)
(JAUNTY UKULELE MUSIC)
G'day, I'm Farmer Dave.
I'm 42, I'm from the Hawkesbury,
and I'll be performing with Jimmy
and the RuffTrack kids.
(APPLAUSE)
We got this rescue dog, Jimmy.
Who had a pretty hard life.
But he's also got some mates with him.
Oh this is a lovely looking group of people, how are you?
We're the mob from RuffTrack.
The mob from RuffTrack, and who do we have here?
This is Jimmy Choo.
Oh Jimmy Choo!
There's more to my act than a clever canine doing tricks.
What does Jimmy Choo do?
Ninja!
What? Yeah!
Let's do it guys.
This looks fun.
Babes, wake up.
OK?
You're about to do the show of your life
on the biggest stage in the world.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
All right, chookas.
Thanks babes.
Bye!
(JAUNTY UKULELE MUSIC PLAYS)
(APPLAUSE)
Oh my goodness.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
KATE: Yes.
Um, I think the audience have recognised you Farmer Dave.
Yeah, g'day everyone. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Um, welcome to Australia's got Talent.
You might need to just quickly explain to our international guests,
David and Alesha,
why everyone is cheering so loudly.
I've been on TV for about 20 years
doing lots of reality
from Dancing With The Stars to Big Brother.
Twice. Big Brother twice, yeah.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
You certainly haven't done anything like this before.
No, this is uh- this is a bit different.
OK.
I'm a youth worker. So, I run a pretty unique program.
That utilises dogs... to be able to transform kids.
And we do it one paw at a time.
The kids come to us via police, the juvenile justice system...
..schools that just can't keep them engaged.
The aim of RuffTrack is to break all the cycles
that put them in that position in the first place.
And hopefully get them on a pathway of...a solid career.
By giving them lots and lots of skills.
And of course,
they all start with kindness, compassion and trust.
Which they build up, with their dog.
(SOFT MUSIC)
Why dogs?
Because...
..they are just so incredible.
And when you add kids to that mix,
especially troubled kids.
You get...magic.
To have the kids on stage with me today...
..means everything.
Are we ready?
Let's do it. Let's do this.
Often these kids are told that they're useless,
they're no good and they're a blight on society.
But I want them to shine.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
And tell us about your little friend in your arms there?
So, this is Jimmy,
and believe it or not,
he used to be the most pyscho dog ever.
But just through kindness, rewarding behaviour that I liked
and ignoring behaviour I didn't.
He went from wanting to fight everyone
and wanting to bite everyone,
to being our number one therapy dog.
And that's exactly what we do with the kids.
You know, they come to us violent,
they come to us vulnerable.
And they end up like the kids that you're seeing on stage right now.
Kids that have absolutely transformed their lives.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
We can't wait to see what you're going to do.
The stage is yours.
Right-o, let's do this, little Jimmy!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(ENGAGING MUSIC PLAYS)
Right-o.
We're off and we're racing.
Make some noise for Jimmy, the Quintuple Steps!
Let's go, let's go.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yeah, give it up for Ashton!
Right-o, Dakota,
now he's gonna go really, really slow and steady here.
This is dangerous.
It's a long way down for this little tiny dog.
She's doing really good.
Give it up for Dakota.
She's only been with us for a few months.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
She's doing absolutely brilliant.
Now, this ladder is not easy... for even me.
It's an old rickety, wooden ladder.
He's shaking it off.
Oh crikey-moses!
(LAUGHING)
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Dakota!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
That's what you call leadership, right there.
Right-o, young Brockie here.
Now, when he first came to our programme,
he couldn't speak.
He used to have several people would help him at school.
Just to read and write.
Now he's got an apprenticeship.
He goes to TAFE.
He's completely changed his life.
And you can't shut him up.
Give it up for Brockie!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Right-o.
Harley's taking the wheel!
Right-o, Jimmy! You can do this.
Come on. Make some noise. Let's get Jimmy across.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Ladies and gentlemen.
Now the RuffTrack story is all about making sure that we remember
the old adage that it takes a village to raise our kids.
When you come to us, we get you where you wanna go.
And he's gonna go all the way up there.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise. Let's get him up, up, up!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Come on Jimmy!
(VICTORY MUSIC PLAYS)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yes, press it Jimmy, yes!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
Oh my goodness!
Well done!
I was worried when the performance started,
that I hadn't asked enough about the kids standing beside you.
But then we learnt all about their wonderful journey.
So, thank you so much.
And thank you for being up here tonight.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yeah, look it's-each of them makes the choices to change their lives.
I just put the apparatus in front of them.
And it's them that leads their own pathway through.
They're the authors of their own story.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
It's so much more than just the act.
Like knowing what you do,
is kinda- that's the joy of what we're watching.
And mate, well done telling some of the stories while it was going on.
So, as much as I know it was the dog doing the act,
the-the work that's been done behind the scenes,
is the bit that's most impressive.
Well done all of you, what a journey!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Thanks Shane!
ALESHA: I have rescue dogs at home.
I've grown up with dogs and I know how special they are,
the bond, how they bring healing to people's lives,
so, I love what you're doing,
I love what this represents.
All of us have a chance to start again
and deserve a chance in life
and can better our lives no matter what our circumstances are.
So I absolutely loved it,
and it was lovely to meet all you guys.
Well done farmer Dave! Good for you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Do you ever think you might take a camp,
50-year-old comedian under your wing?
(LAUGHTER)
Turn his life around.
DAVE: Da-David you can join us any day,
you can join us anyway,
there's plenty of acres to frolic around on.
Yeah. (LAUGHTER)
'Cause you're kinda spunky.
(LAUGHTER)
RICKI-LEE: This is not a dating show.
He was very, very charming. He was very charming,
and it's wonderful to-you know.
That these kids have-you've given them a fresh start in life,
so I applaud you...
..for that.
And I'm going to google you when I get home.
(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
"Farmer Dave topless pictures."
(LAUGHTER)
All I can say farmer Dave, it's a very big yes from me!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
However it comes, I'm taking it.
Credit to you farmer Dave
and credit to all of you wonderful kids.
It's a very big yes from me!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yeah, it was lovely to meet you all today.
It's a yes from me!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Oh, three yesses!
Tonight you're not getting any nos,
you're getting four yesses, well done!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Oh my god!
Awesome! Four yesses, they're going through!
('LET SOME LIGHT IN'
BY JOHNNY BITTER, ALEX BLOOMFIELD & JACK MERCER PLAYS)
Thank you everyone!
Thanks heaps.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
('LET SOME LIGHT IN' CONTINUES)
You did it! Did it, did it, whoo!
You absolutely nailed it!
And look at him, he's so excited!
Jimmy Choo, you were so good!
VOICEOVER: Next...
ANNOUNCER: Last act of the whole audition process...
Everyone wants something on a big scale. That would be good!
Yeah, yeah.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(INTENSE MUSIC)
Hello mum, how are you?
(APPLAUSE)
I'm a little bit nervous, I'm shaking with the microphone.
Well, I feel like I'm finally ready...
..to show Australia what I can do.
OK.
The stage is yours, Sue.
OK, I'll be back in a moment.
What's she up to?
What's going on?
Oh!
(GUITAR MUSIC PLAY)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
One more to go...
We never have to see each other again!
No!
No, I gotta come back for the Semi's and then we get to celebrate!
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
We have seen so much amazing talent,
we've never seen across ten years of doing Got Talent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know,
Britain is a much bigger country, has a much bigger population.
Yeah!
So we have more talented people per capita, is-
That's what you're saying, that Australia's- I get it, just say it.
Yeah, well, as long as this is only shown on Australian television!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
ANNOUNCER: And here we go guys.
Last act of the whole audition process!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
What haven't we seen yet, that we'd like to see?
The hard thing about that to answer is,
it's the things that you just didn't expect.
I really want something on a big scale, a lot bigger!
Yeah. Yeah.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
# You make me feel so young. #
Just checking everything's alright.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm going great!
Fantastic. We'll be ready on stage for you in just a minute.
Would you like a lolly?
Oh yes, thank you very much.
Lolly?
Anyone else?
Oh hi, my name's Sue!
I come from Canberra.
Beautiful.
Is that any good? Yeah that's good.
Just take a couple if you like and pass them around.
Thank you. Hope you enjoy them guys.
Oh thank you very much, I appreciate that, thank you.
It's a pleasure!
I'm really excited to be on Australia's Got Talent!
It's something I could never have imagined
would come into my life.
Can I get you some tea or anything? No, no, I'll be 'right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks! You're alright? We'll see you soon!
When I am performing my act,
I bring a lot of happiness into people's lives.
And that makes me feel really special.
'Right, let's get this last act on the road guys.
# I do today.
# 'Cause you...
# You make me feel so young.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# You, you make me feel so young. #
Hello!
Hello everybody.
Hello mum, how are you?
It's probably past my nap time!
So, what's your name please?
My name is Sue!
(CHEERING) Hello Sue!
What brings you to Australia's Got Talent?
Well, I've been practising a little act for the last few years
OK.
and I feel like I'm finally ready to show Australia what I can do.
OK.
I'm a little bit nervous. I'm shaking with the microphone!
Oh bless you!
Don't be nervous, we are all rooting for you.
Are you? Awesome, thank you! OK, we love you already.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Thank you so much!
Ah, well look, we are excited to see what you're gonna do.
The stage is yours, Sue.
OK, I'll be back in a moment.
OK.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
What's she up to?
Missing you already.
(LAUGHTER)
Right, let's all get undressed while she's off-off stage.
(LAUGHTER)
When she comes back on she'll be surprised!
What's going on?
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Are you ready?
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
Oh, yeah!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(DJ MUSIC CONTINUES)
# Lean back, shake, lean back, lean back.
# Bounce.
# Lean back, shake, lean back, lean back.
(DJ'ING MUSIC CONTINUES)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(DJ'ING UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (DJ'ING MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
# The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war.
# Ah, the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor!
# Tell me, tell me.
# Where the freaks at!
# Freaks at, freaks at, freaks at, freaks at, fre-fre-fre-fre-fre...
# Tell me where the freaks at!
(MUSIC CHANGES)
Wave those sticks in the air!
# Jackie when you're touching my soul in the candle light.
# Oh!
# Jackie when I lost control in the heat of the night.
# Oh-ohh!
# Jack, Jack, Jackie.
# Say, say, gonna say.
# Can't get you off my mind.
# Jackie when you touching my soul...
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
ALL: Oi, oi, oi!
Let's go!
# We are family.
Oh yeah baby!
# I got all my sisters with me.
# Sisters with me. Got our sisters right here!
# We are family.
# Hey sing it to me.
# Get up everybody and sing.
Sing!
# We are family. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Oh-oh, oh-oh.
# I got all my sisters with me.
# Oh, oh, oh.
# We are family.
# I got all my sisters... #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Let's hear it for this gangster granny!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Make some noise for Sue everybody!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Everyone! Make some noise for the one like DJ Sue on the decks!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Oh, if you ever need an MC Sue, I'm your girl!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Man, grey is the new disco.
(LAUGHTER)
You...that was so much fun!
I just love what I do, you know,
when I go out and I do music and I take requests
I just love it so much!
I couldn't ask for a better job.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
We love surprises on this show.
And- I heard you did, yeah!
..we've never seen a lady of your age
spin the decks like that.
So, is this your passion? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Is dance music your passion?
My p-pardon?
(SHOUTS) Is dance music your passion?
(LAUGHTER)
No, I love all music actually.
I love all the current hits
and I love R&B and I play music to suit everybody.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes Sue!
Go Sue, with your bad self!
I'm telling it, you are my hero. I wanna be like this when I'm older.
Oh Alesha, that's so beautiful.
Honestly, this is amazing. I know.
I want you to join my family. I don't have a nanna anymore.
Oh I can be your nanna! You can join the Ritchie clan!
(LAUGHTER)
Probably the coolest nan on the planet.
Oh aren't you gorgeous? Thank you so much.
Oh, you are!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Let's vote!
We all danced together, can we just all vote together?
KATE: Yes! I think we could.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
One, two, three.
ALL: Yesss!
Thank you so much. Thank you!
Thank you everybody!
('(I'VE HAD) THE TIME OF MY LIFE', BY BILL MEDLEY & JENNIFER WARNES PLAYS)
# Yes I swear, it's the truth.
Could you be anymore loveable if you tried?
# And I owe it all to you.
She's a banging nanna, isn't she, hey?
She banging!
Banging nanna. Banging nanna.
Although, I need a nap after that...
Yeah, me too. A nanna nap! Should we go have a nap together?
OK, a nanna nap!
# Never felt this way before. # Never felt this way.
# Yes I swear, it's the truth...
Well done everyone!
Well done audience! Whoo!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Take care, get home safe!
Bye ladies!
Thank you!
ANNOUNCER: Please give it up one more time for your judges!
'Cause you guys have been amazing!
# Yes I swear, it's the truth.
# And I owe it all to you... #
SHANE: God that was fun!
ALESHA: We had a fantastic series. Amazing acts.
RICKI-LEE: Yeah! Yeah, we did, we got there.