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A girl will never forget
the first boy she likes.

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Even if things don't quite work out.

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Why did you do that?

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Because you smell like dog poo.

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You're so stupid, just like dog poo.

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You're made out of poo!

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But usually someone is there
to offer words of wisdom.

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Made...

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...of...

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...dog...

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...poo.

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Honey...

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...do you know why that little boy
did those things and said those things?

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It's because he likes you.

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And there it is.

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That's the beginning of our problem.

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That little boy is doing those terrible things
because he's got a crush on you.

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Do you know
what this means?

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We're all encouraged...

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...no, programmed...

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...to believe that if a guy
acts like a total jerk...

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...that means he likes you.

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Here's the problem:
He likes you too much.

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You're too pretty and too awesome.

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- Yes.
- He can't handle it.

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That Phi Delt so obviously liked you.

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I'm sure he just lost your number.

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He's not asking you out because he's
intimidated by your professional success.

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Trust me. It's because he's just
getting out of a serious relationship.

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Trust me. It's because he's never had
a serious relationship.

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Why do we say this stuff
to each other?

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Is it possible that it's because
we're too scared...

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...and it's too hard to say
the one obvious truth...

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...that's staring everyone in the face?

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So Janine says
you're a real-estate agent.

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Yeah, but I'm not
one of those cheesy ones...

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...that puts my headshots on bus benches
and grocery carts.

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So just, like, Frisbees and notepads?

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Basically.

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- It's much classier.
- My thoughts exactly.

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Wonder why Janine never thought
to introduce us before.

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I don't know. I don't know.

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- Hey, guys. Want another round?
- You want one more?

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Only if you do. I mean,
if you need to get going, I totally...

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Uh...

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Okay, well...

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Sure. One more. Ketel and soda?

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And a beer, please.

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Be right back.

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Well, Conor, I had a really nice time.
- It was really nice meeting you.

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- Bye.
- See you.

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Hey, it's me.

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He's cute, and I think it went well.

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And I think he might be leaving me
a message at home as we speak.

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Hey, it's me. Just wanted to let you know
I was thinking about you.

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Oh, that's very sweet of you,
Conor. Thanks.

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Listen, I was wondering if you
wanted to grab a late bite.

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Tonight? I...

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No, I was supposed to meet friends
but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me.

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No, of course, I'm not mad.
Well, I'll be up for a while.

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- Do you wanna go ahead of me?
- I'll be up.

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- Oh, can you hold on?
- Okay.

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No, that's fine.
You just have one thing, so...

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No, technically I have six...

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...and I'm mulling over a gum purchase,
so I think you should go.

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Okay.

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Let me call you right back.

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All right. Okay.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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Just that and that, please.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my word.

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Seriously? That's not possible.

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I just deposited cash three days ago,
so it's just not possible.

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Oh, it's not that.
Let me check something.

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Congratulations, you won.

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What?

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Our Funky Fall promotion.
You're our 1000th customer this month.

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What?

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Are you kidding me?

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I don't do kidding.

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Oh, my God.
I can't believe this, it's so exciting.

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Oh, my God.
I never won anything before.

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This is the most exciting thing
that ever happened to me. Is that sad?

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Yea- No.
I don't think so.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Thank you! Come here.

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Wow.

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...as the Terps move
to mid-ice, trying to...

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- How was the date?
- It was fine. Whatever.

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- Why are you here?
- My cable's out.

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Come on, Spiewak,
it's not the Ice Capades.

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You didn't hear the phone ring
by any chance, did you?

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- No, I didn't.
- Shit.

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Anna gave me the old,
"I'll call you right back. "

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Oh, shit, yeah? Well, how long ago?

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That was 22 minutes ago.

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Do I call back?

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Should you call back? No, absolutely not.

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I'm gonna call back
and say I'm going to bed.

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What? No. It's 9:30.
You're gonna-?

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No, it's a great idea.

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I'll call and say, "In case you were
gonna call me back, don't...

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...because I'll be sleeping. "
A genius idea.

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Okay, no,
that's brilliant.

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When you wake up you can say, "I'm awake
now, I'm available to take your call. "

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Oh, gosh. A second.

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- Sorry about that.
- It's all right.

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I was-

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Wait, what was I saying again?

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You don't wanna be like your mother,
wake up one morning...

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...and realize
you never pursued your dreams.

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Is that what I was saying?

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- You want some gum?
- No, thank you.

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God, that's kind of heavy
for a grocery chat.

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- No, that's okay.
- Isn't it?

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- Sorry.
- I actually might be able to help.

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Yeah, I know a guy at my office
who deals exclusively with music clients.

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- Are you kidding?
- Uh-uh.

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Oh, my God.

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- Are you my savior or something?
- No.

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- Can you hold this for a second?
- Yeah.

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Oh, this is so unexpected.

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Okay...

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I don't...

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I'm married.

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I don't do this.

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You don't do what?
You don't help struggling singers?

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Not hot yoga-instructing singers...

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...who are incredibly charming.

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Hm.

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Well, you could-
You could give me your card.

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That's legit, right? Is that allowed?

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I could do that.

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- Yeah.
- That'd be okay, right?

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Yeah.

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Great, thank you so much.

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Course. Do you need help to your car?

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- Where'd you park?
- No, I'm fine. It's okay.

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- It was very nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

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Okay.

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Who was that?

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- Oh, that was a prospective client.
- Oh.

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Okay.

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I can talk to a woman.
It doesn't have to be like that.

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No. Absolutely not.

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- Just drive.
- Relax.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- How you doing?
- Good.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah. I just got off the phone.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, with my little sister.

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- How's she doing?
- She's getting married.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Great.

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You really think that's great?

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Yeah.

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Devon seems like...

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...a great guy.

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Well, so you think it's great
that they're getting married...

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...but you don't ever feel like
we're going against nature, or something...

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...by not getting married?

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No.

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Going against nature
is like the cat who suckled that monkey.

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You and I are just two people
who happen not to be married.

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Let me tell you something. People
who get married are not to be trusted.

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You are so weird.

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They're not. You know why?

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Because if you are so legitimately happy,
honestly...

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...you wouldn't feel the need
to make a big show out of it.

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You wouldn't have to broadcast it.

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They do it because they're insecure...

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...and they think getting married's
what they're supposed to be doing.

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So they're lying to themselves
and to other people.

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Seriously.

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Think about you and your friends.
Okay?

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These women you have
great relationships with...

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...you're close to them,
some of them you've known for years.

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But you don't feel the need...

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...to write a $45 check to the state
of Maryland for a friendship certificate.

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- Yeah. No, I get that.
- Right?

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Why should it be any different,
you know, with me and you?

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We're very happy, I love you,
I'm committed to you...

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...we have a great life, you know?

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Yes, you're right.

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Why can't we just be happy?

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You're right.

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- I'm gonna get you some more tea.
- Okay.

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Please enter your pass-

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You have no messages.

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Main menu.
To send a message-

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Okay, so clearly he hasn't called.

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Maybe he's away on business.

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He sells real estate. In Baltimore.

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- Staying in town is his business.
- Right.

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Well, look, let me tell you.

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After I went out with Ben for the first
time, he didn't call me for 11 days.

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Eleven days. And now
he's the world's best husband.

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That happens all the time.

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- Really?
- Really.

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00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,100
You want coffee?

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- I got you 2 percent.
- Thanks.

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This is all your fault.

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What? Why?

206
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You set us up.

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00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:07,500
No. You asked me if I know any guys,
and I gave Conor your phone number.

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00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,300
That's not a setup.

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00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,300
When I do a setup,
I weigh the pros and cons.

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I do my due diligence.

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All I know about Conor
is that he sold us this house.

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Seriously, stop.

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00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,000
He said he always hangs out after work
at the City Supper Club.

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Maybe I should do
a little drive-by?

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Please don't.

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He'll call.

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Okay, I have a question:

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Why'd they even invent caller ID?

219
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It's, like, who is this service helping?

220
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I mean, for centuries...

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Okay, well maybe not centuries,
but for, like, a lot and lot of years...

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...people have been answering their phone,
not knowing who it is...

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...and as far as I can tell,
no one's died from that.

224
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And it's like if the police wanna know
who placed a call, they could trace it.

225
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I mean, what am I, the police?

226
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,100
This constant obsession with needing
to know who's calling all the time...

227
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...it's, like, so gross.

228
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Like, you pick up the phone,
you find out who it is, then you know.

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It's, like...

230
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Look, all I'm saying...

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...if a guy doesn't call me,
I would like to reserve the right...

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...to call him at 15-minute intervals
until he picks up.

233
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But if he looks down
and sees my numbers...

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...he's gonna think
I'm some kind of psycho or something.

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Which I'm not.

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Obviously.

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Hello?

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Mom.

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I gotta call you back.

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Inhale.
Upward-facing dog.

241
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Look up towards the ceiling.

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Look up towards the ceiling.

243
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,000
He ordered more drinks for us
when the waitress came.

244
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He remembered exactly what I wanted.

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He initiated the hug.
He said it was nice meeting me.

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00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000
So wait. This was at the end of the date
or the beginning of the date?

247
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End. Why, does it matter?

248
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Yeah. "Nice meeting you" at the beginning
of the date, that's normal.

249
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"Nice meeting you"
at the end of the date...

250
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It could be a blowoff.

251
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Maybe it was at the beginning.

252
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,800
Okay. That's fine. He's gonna call.

253
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,400
Or maybe it was at the end.

254
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,600
Or maybe it was just nice to meet me.

255
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,300
Help.

256
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,700
Hi. This is torture.

257
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,800
How am I supposed to come up
with something pithy and dynamic...

258
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,500
...to say about cinnamon blends?

259
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,100
It's hard to focus on nutmeg...

260
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,700
...when the guy who might be
the guy of my dreams...

261
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,200
...refuses to call me.

262
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,900
After my first date with Neil...

263
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,100
...I called him.

264
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,100
There are no rules anymore.

265
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,900
And, I mean, why should you
have to wait for him to get off his ass?

266
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,500
- It's ringing.
- That's pretty standard.

267
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,500
- Hey, you've reached Conor.
- Yes! Voicemail.

268
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,500
- Leave a message, I'll get back to you.
- Notes.

269
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,500
"Hey, Conor, it's Gigi.

270
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,700
I just thought, I hadn't heard from you...

271
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:20,100
...and how stupid is it that a gal has
to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?"

272
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,200
What does that say?
What's that say?

273
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,400
Because we're all equal, right?

274
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,400
More than equal.

275
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,400
More women are accepted
into law school now than men.

276
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,000
And, I mean, I don't know
if you saw that Dateline...

277
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,800
...but women practically
have penises now, right? So...

278
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,000
Call me.

279
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,600
Oh, this is Gigi. Call me.

280
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,900
Don't worry, he's totally gonna call.

281
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,000
What?

282
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,400
How can there not be a dial tone?
How can there not be a dial tone?

283
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
No dial tone. Come here, dial tone.

284
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,400
Gigi, are you there?

285
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,000
Hello, Gigi?

286
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,600
- Mom, is that you?
- Yes.

287
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,400
- I can't talk now, I'll call you back.
- Wait, I need you to-

288
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,700
Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message.

289
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,200
Hi, Janine, it's me.

290
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,500
Conor never called...

291
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:39,400
...so I'm on the precipice of staging
a casual run-in at the City Supper Club.

292
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,500
Pick up if you wanna stop me.

293
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,600
All right, I'm interpreting your silence
as tacit compliance. Bye.

294
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,400
- What's up, girl?
- Hey.

295
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,800
- How are you?
- Good.

296
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,900
Knock, knock.

297
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,500
Hey.

298
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,900
So...

299
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,200
...here we are. Same shift again.

300
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,600
I know. I make the schedule. Remember?

301
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,200
Well, I figured it was no coincidence.

302
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,200
I had...

303
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,500
...a good time the other night.

304
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,100
Yeah.

305
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,900
It's amazing where 10 shots
of Patrón will get you.

306
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,700
So I was thinking...

307
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,900
...after work we could...

308
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
You know...

309
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:47,700
Look, Kelli Ann, what happened
between us the other night was fun.

310
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,000
It was definitely fun.

311
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,100
But we're way understaffed tonight.
I even have to man the bar.

312
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:55,300
So that's why I scheduled you.

313
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,300
To work.

314
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,100
So...

315
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,300
Are we good?

316
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,700
- Nope, we're good.
- Okay.

317
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,100
Hey, oh, Kelli Ann.

318
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,700
Hey, babe, could you get the door?
Thanks.

319
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,000
Hi. Are you joining us
for dinner, or?

320
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,500
I'm meeting someone. A guy.

321
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,200
- Why?
- Hm?

322
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,200
Nothing. Sorry. For dinner?

323
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
I'll wait at the bar.

324
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,100
That's a great idea.

325
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,900
What can I get you?

326
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,400
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone.

327
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,300
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date?

328
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,000
I don't know if you'd call it "hot. "

329
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,500
This guy Conor and I
have only been out one time-

330
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,200
Wait, wait, wait. Conor Barry?

331
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,700
Yeah.

332
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,900
Conor's not coming in tonight.
Thanks a lot.

333
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,600
Did he forget he was
supposed to meet you here?

334
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,700
Oh, see, when I said "meeting someone,"
I guess it was kind of a broad term.

335
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,800
A wide interpretation
of the word "meeting. "

336
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,100
Right. You know what? I'll call him.

337
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,400
Oh, no. I mean, just totally unnecessary.

338
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,900
Okay.

339
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,900
I just was actually in the area...

340
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,300
...and so I just figured I'd swing by
and see if he was around.

341
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:27,800
Because I had to return his pen.

342
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,000
Had to return this pen. He left this.

343
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:35,200
And I just thought I should really return it
before he, you know, freaks out.

344
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,800
Yeah. Okay, I'll get it to him.

345
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,800
Thanks.

346
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,600
"Wilson Ward, DDS,
Adult, Child and Geriatric Dentistry. "

347
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:50,100
Look, I'm not going to judge what may
or may not be important to someone.

348
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,800
Yeah. That's not even
his dentist, though.

349
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,700
Oh, really. Who is?

350
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,100
My dad.

351
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,400
Oh.

352
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,900
I'm Gigi. I went out
with Conor last week.

353
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,500
And I just...

354
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:18,100
I thought if I just ran into him...

355
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I don't know. I'm gonna go.

356
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,800
Wait.

357
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Wait, just-

358
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,300
Hang out for a second.
Let me buy you a drink.

359
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000
One drink. Okay?

360
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,100
Give me two seconds, I'll be right back.

361
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,900
Look, you seem like a cool girl,
so I'm just gonna be honest with you.

362
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,300
Conor's never gonna call you.

363
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,100
Oh, really. How do you know?

364
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,800
Because I'm a guy,
and it's just how we do it.

365
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,500
He said it was nice meeting me.

366
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,200
I don't care if he said
you were his favorite female...

367
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,700
...since his mommy
and Joanie Cunningham.

368
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,000
Over a week went by, okay, Gigi?
And he didn't call you.

369
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,800
But maybe he did call
and I didn't get the message.

370
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,400
Or maybe he lost my number...

371
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:07,600
...or he's out of town,
or got hit by a cab, or his grandma died.

372
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,700
Or he didn't call because
he has no interest in seeing you again.

373
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:16,300
Yeah. But my friend Terri once went
out with a guy who never called.

374
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,100
She totally wrote him off.

375
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,900
- Over a year goes by.
- Right.

376
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,800
She ran into him,
and it ended up that-

377
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,600
Your friend Terri's an idiot.
She's also the exception...

378
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,800
...by the way.
The rare exception.

379
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,800
Okay. Okay.
But what if I'm the exception?

380
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,800
No, you're not. You're not at all.
In fact, you're the rule.

381
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:37,300
And the rule is this: If a guy doesn't
call you, he doesn't wanna call you.

382
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,100
- Really?
- Yeah.

383
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,100
- Always?
- Yeah, always.

384
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,300
Look, I know what blowing off
a woman looks like, okay?

385
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,900
I do it early, I do it often.

386
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:52,600
So trust me when I say if a guy
is treating you like he doesn't give a shit...

387
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,200
...he genuinely
doesn't give a shit.

388
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,300
No exceptions.

389
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,200
Thank you.

390
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,500
Given me a lot to think about.

391
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,800
- Morning, morning.
- Excuse me.

392
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,200
- Hi.
- Hi.

393
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,600
Everything okay?

394
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,900
Oh, I was up all night.

395
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,100
Please say you were working
on the nutmeg copy.

396
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:30,400
Sure. It's basically done.
I have to tell you something important.

397
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,500
Sweetie?
What's going on with your hair?

398
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,000
Yeah, come here before people
see you have a mini muffin in your hair.

399
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,800
Okay.

400
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,300
So...

401
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,600
Thank you. I think I figured it out.

402
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,900
Remember that notary public
who cheated on me?

403
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,400
Then Anastasia told me her boyfriend
cheated on her at the beginning...

404
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,700
...but then he changed and now
they're married and crazy in love?

405
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,700
- I thought that guy was a process server.
- No, notary.

406
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,800
Anyway, my point is,
Anastasia's the exception, not the rule.

407
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
We have to stop listening
to these stories.

408
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:06,200
The rule is that guys who cheat on you
don't care about you much.

409
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:10,600
- Okay.
- Okay, so Exhibit A:

410
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,600
Chad, the drummer who lived
in a storage space.

411
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:17,600
He only used me for rides, and yet
I continued to stalk him for most of 1998.

412
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,300
And then... Oh, there was Don...

413
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,000
...who broke up with me every Friday
so that he could have his weekends free.

414
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,100
I was delusional about that relationship.

415
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,700
I'd refer to him as my husband
to my dental hygienist.

416
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:31,200
And all of my friends
used to tell me stories...

417
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,000
...about how things might work out
with these dipshits...

418
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,000
...because they knew someone
who dated a dipshit like mine...

419
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,100
...and that girl ended up getting married.

420
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:42,300
But that's the exception.
We're not the exception, we're the rule.

421
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,100
Okay, let me just see if I understand.

422
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,000
So what you're saying is...

423
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,500
...if I hear a story about a girl
who's been with a guy for 13 years...

424
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,200
...and he finally married her,
that's the exception.

425
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,000
Yes.

426
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,000
But the rule are guys like Neil...

427
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,100
...who are with girls like me...

428
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,800
...for seven years and aren't married...

429
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,600
...they're never getting married.

430
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,400
- No.
- No.

431
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,100
- No, no, no. No, no, no.
- No.

432
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:20,100
- It's not what she meant in that-
- No, it's got nothing to do with you.

433
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,400
I absolutely was not talking about you.

434
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,500
- These are specific relationship situations.
- I was talking about myself specifically.

435
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,300
Just me specifically,
you know?

436
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,400
This guy is, like, impossible
not to like, you know?

437
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,900
He's flirting with me pretty heavily
outside of the Handy Mart...

438
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,100
...and, you know, everything just kind
of lines up, it's really magical.

439
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,300
And then he tells me that he's married.

440
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,900
Which, of course,
I should be pissed about, right?

441
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:52,100
But I just can't stop thinking about him.

442
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,500
But he's married.

443
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,100
I know, I realize that.
I don't know what's wrong with me.

444
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,500
What's wrong with me?

445
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,500
Okay.

446
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,500
I know this guy,
he works in my dad's printing business.

447
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:09,200
And he was married for 15 years
to a nice lady.

448
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:14,100
And one night he meets this woman
at some church event.

449
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:18,600
And he tells my dad that he's never
felt anything like it before.

450
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,200
That he had finally met the one.

451
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,100
So he divorced his wife...

452
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:27,500
...and he's been with this other woman
for 22 years...

453
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,000
...and they're insanely happy.

454
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,800
I mean, what if you meet
the love of your life...

455
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,000
...but you already married someone else?

456
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,300
Are you supposed to
let them pass you by?

457
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:43,100
You're right. Okay.

458
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,900
I'm gonna call him.

459
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,300
Okay.

460
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,100
- Hello?
- Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks.

461
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,700
Hey, Anna. What's up?

462
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:11,000
Nothing, I was just-
I was taking you up on your offer.

463
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:15,600
I know you said you had a couple
of contacts you thought could help me.

464
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:21,000
And I thought maybe we could talk
about it over coffee or something like that.

465
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,500
Look, I just...

466
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,300
I can't, Anna.

467
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,900
You seemed great. I just-
I don't know.

468
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,100
I should probably go.

469
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,900
Take care, though. Bye.

470
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,900
- Hey.
- Hey.

471
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,500
- I'm psyched you called.
- Cool.

472
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,100
Kind of given up on you
when you didn't call me back.

473
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,000
I was just thinking about you.

474
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,900
- Want a glass of wine?
- Sure.

475
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:56,900
Okay, what were the categories again?

476
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,900
Four categories:

477
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,700
Smart, sexy, funny and cute.

478
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,000
But you can only be two things.

479
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,500
Like Sarah Jessica Parker
would be funny and sexy.

480
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,600
Bill Clinton would be smart and sexy.

481
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,600
I can't believe you're hot for Clinton.

482
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,300
Go. What am I?

483
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,700
Wait, what was I again?

484
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,700
You're smart and cute.

485
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,900
Okay, you are sexy, very sexy.

486
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,600
And cute.

487
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,300
No, you can't-

488
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,600
Sexy and cute
are both in the looks column.

489
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,500
Nobody wants to be all in one column.

490
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:34,600
I sound like a jackass if I say you're all four,
which obviously you are.

491
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,000
Especially sexy.

492
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,000
You're the best.

493
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,700
I better go.

494
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:50,100
Okay, well, you know
you could stay here if you want.

495
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,500
What? It's been a while.

496
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:54,400
No, I can't.

497
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,100
I can't stay, I'm totally-

498
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,800
I'm totally, totally fried.

499
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,200
Is that okay?

500
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,800
Yeah.

501
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,900
I'll see you later.

502
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,500
Bye.

503
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,500
Hey.

504
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,600
That look straight to you?

505
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,000
Why are you hanging that?

506
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:30,000
Because you asked me to
about three weeks ago.

507
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,400
I'm getting around to it.

508
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Why? You don't want it here?

509
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,500
No, I love it there. But just stop.

510
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,100
Why? Is it the painting?

511
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:44,200
You know, I know, it looks
kind of like a deflated boob here.

512
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,700
Right? I know.

513
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:48,300
It's gonna be depressing.
Should I take it down?

514
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,400
No, I want you
to stop doing anything nice.

515
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,500
This feels like a trick.

516
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,200
- No.
- No?

517
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:02,300
No, I just- I just need you
to stop being nice to me...

518
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,500
...unless you're gonna marry me after.

519
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,200
Is that funny?

520
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,900
Do you think that's funny?

521
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,400
No, I guess it's not funny.

522
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,500
See, you can't keep being nice to me...

523
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:19,400
...and I can't keep pretending
that this is something that it's not.

524
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,800
We've been together
for over seven years.

525
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,500
You know me, you know who I am.

526
00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:27,500
You either wanna marry me
or you don't.

527
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,400
Or there's the possibility...

528
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,900
...that I mean it when I say
I don't believe in marriage-

529
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,600
Bullshit.

530
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:38,700
Bullshit.

531
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:41,300
Come on, it's bullshit for every woman...

532
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,000
...that has been told by some man
that he doesn't believe in marriage...

533
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:50,700
...and then six months later he's married
to some 24-year-old that he met at a gym.

534
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,700
It's just-
It's bullshit.

535
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,400
Where is this coming from?

536
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,600
From the place I've been hiding
from you for about five years.

537
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:58,800
Okay.

538
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,500
Five years, because I haven't wanted
to seem demanding.

539
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:06,300
And I haven't wanted
to seem clingy or psycho.

540
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,600
Or whatever.

541
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,900
So I haven't asked you.

542
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,000
But I...

543
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,900
I have to.

544
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,200
I mean...

545
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,700
...are you ever gonna marry me?

546
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:47,300
Oh, I can't do this anymore.

547
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,300
I used to think that I had
never been dumped.

548
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,500
Yeah, then we started comparing notes.

549
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,700
Then we realized we've both been dumped
by every man we've ever been with.

550
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:15,500
- Every one.
- Yeah.

551
00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,200
- But they do it so skillfully.
- Mm-hm.

552
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,700
They just so sneaky
that you think it was your idea.

553
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,100
Yeah. You're sitting back
and you're like:

554
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,100
"Oh, yeah. This my idea.
But wait a second, why am I alone?"

555
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,800
"Why am I unhappy?
Why have I gained 20 pounds?"

556
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,400
- They Jedi mind-trick you.
- Yes, they do.

557
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,000
- So they do a soft pass.
- Yeah.

558
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,200
They got little lines they like to tell you.

559
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,200
Like, "I don't wanna stand in your way. "

560
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,800
Or, "You're perfect,
it's just I have to work on myself. "

561
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Right. "I'm just thinking
of your happiness. "

562
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,800
"Oh, I don't deserve you. "
That's my favorite one.

563
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,400
You know the other one I like?

564
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,000
"I am so jealous of the guy
who gets to marry you. "

565
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,000
- Well, that could have been you.
- Yeah.

566
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,900
That's what I was leaning towards.

567
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Yeah. And the second you hear that...

568
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,200
...run to the store, get yourself some ribs
and some ice cream...

569
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,100
...because you have been dumped.

570
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,700
Hey Anna, it's Ben.

571
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,700
Listen, I know it's been a while
since you called.

572
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:12,000
It's just-
It took me by surprise.

573
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,600
But I did offer to help you
with your career...

574
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,800
...and I don't see why
I can't do that, right?

575
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,600
So why don't you give me a call...

576
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,300
...and maybe you can
come by the office or something.

577
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,000
Okay? All right, take care. Bye.

578
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,300
Hey, you.

579
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,500
Oh, shit.

580
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,600
- What?
- You scared me.

581
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,600
- You okay?
- Yeah.

582
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,600
Everything's fine.

583
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,200
Are you smoking again?

584
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,400
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.

585
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,600
Why?

586
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,300
You get jumpy when you smoke.

587
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,000
I'm not smoking, I promise.

588
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,300
No, I was just sitting here...

589
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,100
...trying to picture what this room's
gonna look like when it's finished.

590
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,500
- I like that game.
- You do?

591
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,100
Yeah.

592
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,700
What color did you picture?

593
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,900
That's where I got stuck.

594
00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,500
Yeah.

595
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,600
I was thinking...

596
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,900
...maybe yellow.

597
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,400
- Yellow? Okay.
- Yeah. I mean, it's neutral.

598
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,400
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah. So it could be whatever.

599
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,100
It could be an office,
it could be a guest room...

600
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:20,000
...a gym, a baby's room...

601
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:26,700
Wait, did you mean "neutral,"
or "gender-neutral"?

602
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:30,400
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh, really?

603
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,100
I know we said
we'd wait to talk about it.

604
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,000
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hm.

605
00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:43,600
But I think that we're almost ready
to start talking about it.

606
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,500
So that's the last time
I do anything pro bono.

607
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,800
Well, ladies, I guess
I have to get back to the office.

608
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,700
You go back to the office after happy hour?
What's happy about that?

609
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,400
I met you.

610
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,200
I would love to call you sometime.
Do you have a card?

611
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,200
- Of course.
- Oh, great.

612
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,500
Here is my info.

613
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,600
- Nice to meet you, Janine.
- Nice to meet you.

614
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,000
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.

615
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,700
Oh, wait.

616
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,500
So...

617
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,300
...how are we doing this?

618
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:42,500
Are you hearing from me
or am I getting a call?

619
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:43,700
What?

620
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,900
You said you'd love to call me...

621
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,900
...but then you said,
"Look forward to hearing from you," and-

622
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,000
You see how that's kind of confusing?

623
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah, look, we'll talk. We'll get in touch.

624
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,500
You did it again. Very vague.

625
00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:00,400
You know what?
Let's just say that you'll call me...

626
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:03,100
...and then we can skip all the nonsense.

627
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,200
Goodbye, Gigi.

628
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:18,900
- He was cute.
- Yeah, please don't cyber-stalk him.

629
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,000
What are you doing?

630
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,300
I'm not calling him.

631
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,800
If he wants to see me, he'll call.

632
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,200
Wow.

633
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,400
That guy Alex really
made an impression on you.

634
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,800
Was he hot?

635
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,500
No. He was just...

636
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,900
...right.

637
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,900
Morning.

638
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:41,600
Morning, Ryan.

639
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,700
A surprise mocha venti
just because you're so awesome.

640
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:47,300
- Love you.
- Love you.

641
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:49,600
Good morning.

642
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:02,000
Okay.

643
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,700
So?

644
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,800
Oh, hi.

645
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,600
- He asked me out.
- Oh, my God. He called?

646
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,300
- Well...
- He e-mailed?

647
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,000
- No.
- What?

648
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:24,200
Left his calling card
with your lady-in-waiting?

649
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,100
- He MySpaced me.
- Ouch.

650
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,700
- Oh.
- Oh, girl, I don't know about that.

651
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,500
My trampy little sister says
MySpace is the new booty call.

652
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,900
Well, what am I supposed to do?

653
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,700
I mean, things have changed.

654
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,200
People don't meet each other
organically anymore.

655
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,300
If I would like to make myself seem
more attractive to the opposite sex...

656
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:52,500
...I don't go and get a new haircut,
I update my profile.

657
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,600
That's just the way it is, you know?

658
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,200
Yeah, she's right.

659
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,600
Back, back, back, back.

660
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,700
Ad sales, this is Mary.

661
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:07,000
Hi, Mary, this is Conor,
Anna's friend, or whatever.

662
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,200
Hi.

663
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,100
So, what'd you think?

664
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,600
Looking at it right now.
I'm not sure about this.

665
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,100
Oh, you have to trust me.

666
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,800
It's a burgeoning market,
you're gonna make a fortune.

667
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,100
I know. Did you have to put me
with the massage ads?

668
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:24,800
Well, it was either that or the page
with the personals, so...

669
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,900
This page gets a lot of action.

670
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,900
Yeah, I guess you're right.

671
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:30,700
Hey, have you spoken to Anna lately?

672
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,500
Yeah.

673
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,100
Okay.

674
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,500
All right, Mary,
I'll talk to you soon. Thank you.

675
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,100
Bye.

676
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:45,000
What I'm trying to show you is
that there's a difference.

677
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,000
There is a difference.

678
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:51,000
Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda
to sew these dresses in two weeks?

679
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,400
She wanted to do it.

680
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,900
Really? She told me she felt like
an old Indonesian lady in a sweat shop.

681
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,900
- Is that not right?
- No, she didn't.

682
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,100
No?

683
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:03,500
What's the-?
Why the big rush to get married?

684
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:08,000
Because I am not having my wedding
during a gross Baltimore winter...

685
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,100
...and I am not waiting till spring.

686
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,200
You are so pregnant.

687
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,900
Oh, God,
I'm not pregnant.

688
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,100
I'm not pregnant. That's ridiculous.

689
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,400
- Chug a beer then.
- No, I'm not chugging a beer.

690
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,600
Chug a beer.

691
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,500
We're in love,
you assholes.

692
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:25,300
That's what people do
when they're in love, they get married.

693
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:31,700
But you know what?
Not everybody gets married, you know?

694
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:35,400
There are many people
who never get married.

695
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:38,200
Well, thanks
for the inspirational pep talk.

696
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,400
What she meant to say was that it's fine
that you broke up with Neil.

697
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,600
Right.

698
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,600
Tons of people make the choice
to be alone. They're happy.

699
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,200
Look at Al Pacino.

700
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:52,600
Never been married, happy as a clam.

701
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,400
Would that-? Am I-?
Would I be Al Pacino in this scenario?

702
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,700
No, Bethie, we just-
We want you to be happy.

703
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:02,100
Well, then you should have
rethought the coral.

704
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,200
Oh, her face.

705
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,800
- Your face.
- Don't make her cry.

706
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I'm sick of these coral jokes.

707
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,100
I know, you're sensitive.
Trust me, I get it.

708
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:14,900
Hey, why don't you have dinner
with me and Steven and the kids...

709
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,600
...then you can just stay over-?

710
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:19,100
Why'd she wanna hang out
with you and your husband?

711
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,900
The last thing I'd feel like doing.

712
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,900
If being in this wedding is too painful-

713
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:26,700
Oh, God, you guys. Please, stop it.
Relax, relax.

714
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,500
That's enough, okay?
Seriously, you guys, I'm f-

715
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:33,800
I've gone through breakups before.
If you remember, I handle them quite well.

716
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,400
You've been there, you've seen it.
I'm perfectly capable of doing this.

717
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,100
I can do it again.

718
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:42,500
I want you to stop worrying about me.

719
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:44,500
I'm fine.

720
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,500
I know it's here
somewhere.

721
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:52,800
I spoke with George Lane in Music.
He had a whole list of references for you.

722
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:58,100
Well, that's okay.
You can just call me when you find it.

723
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,900
I swear I didn't lure you here
under false pretenses.

724
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,800
I know.

725
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,300
A girl can dream, though.

726
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,400
You're just too good a guy.

727
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,400
Why are you married again?

728
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,500
Seriously, why?

729
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,300
No, I really think
that it would be good for me to know...

730
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:31,400
...why you cannot live
without this other woman.

731
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,900
Well, we'd been together since college
and she gave me an ultimatum.

732
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:41,700
She said, "Either we get married
or we break up. "

733
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,300
So we got married.

734
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:46,400
Wow. You caved.

735
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:49,800
It's complicated.

736
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,700
Really?

737
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,200
What? You're a dick if you date a girl
for too long and don't marry her.

738
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,900
You marry her and you're an asshole
for marrying before you're ready.

739
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:04,500
I mean, shit, I don't know.

740
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,600
You're really hot.

741
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,300
And I am obviously attracted to you.

742
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,900
So I think the best I can do is...

743
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,600
...eventually find this piece of paper
and call you...

744
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:36,900
...and hope to just help you out in
your career in some small way.

745
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:48,900
Hi.

746
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,300
Hi. What's going on?

747
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,800
Javier.

748
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,200
Javier, I thought we talked
about tarping the furniture.

749
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,400
City Supper.

750
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,500
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?

751
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,100
Hold on.

752
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,100
- Alex?
- Yo.

753
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,200
- Drinks are good?
- Yeah, one more.

754
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,400
- Hello?
- Hi, this is Gigi.

755
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,400
- Gigi?
- Gigi Phillips.

756
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,200
- Huh?
- I, um...

757
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:06,800
...had the dentist pen.

758
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,200
Right. Hey. How you doing?

759
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:12,100
- I'm really sorry to bug you.
- That's okay.

760
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:15,500
You had some really good insights
and I wanted to ask you a question.

761
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:18,200
Okay, look, now I need
to be harsh with you.

762
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,900
Conor's never gonna be
interested in you, Geege.

763
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,100
No, I know. This is about Jarrad.

764
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,300
Jarrad.

765
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:28,400
So we meet at happy hour
and he's completely charming-

766
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,500
Hey, give me two seconds, okay?
Two seconds, hold on.

767
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,800
Let me guess.
He said:

768
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,400
"The only thing happy
about this hour is you. "

769
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,500
He might have used
some derivative of that.

770
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:57,300
So he says he's going to call, but then
he gives me his card and he says-

771
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,000
Oh, he's not interested.

772
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,000
- You don't even know if he's called.
- Oh, did he?

773
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,600
No.

774
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,100
- But I honestly think he's expect-
- Okay.

775
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:11,600
Gigi, he is not interested.

776
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,200
Alex, this is jacked.

777
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,100
The hostess is giving me shit
for not wearing a black shirt.

778
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,700
- It's not black.
- Look at it.

779
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:21,800
Not a black shirt. I see it. It's not black.

780
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,700
This shit is black.

781
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:30,800
If a guy gives you his phone number
instead of taking yours, he's not interested.

782
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,500
He took mine first. Then he gave-

783
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:36,200
And also, if a guy wants to see you,
believe me, he will see you.

784
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:42,200
I once called 55 Lauren Bells
until I got the right one.

785
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,000
That's cute.

786
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,300
What happened?

787
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,900
Oh, yeah, as it turns out,
her ass looked really huge in the daylight.

788
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:53,700
Is it your sensitivity that makes you
so popular with women?

789
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,300
Don't call him. He doesn't like you.

790
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,500
Don't tiptoe around my feelings.

791
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:01,300
- Well, I'm just trying to help.
- I know. Thank you.

792
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,900
Sure.

793
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,800
I gotta get back to work, but good luck.

794
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,800
Okay, bye.

795
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,500
Hey, buddy, you home?

796
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,900
Yeah. Come on in.

797
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,000
Hey, you want a beer?

798
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,800
Or an apple martini?

799
00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:26,300
Oh, that's funny.

800
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,000
Have you told your parents?

801
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,700
It's for work.
I'm trying to expand my client base.

802
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,600
By pretending to be gay?

803
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,500
No, by being
more gay-friendly.

804
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,700
Or, in real estate terms,
"gay-adjacent. "

805
00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:41,500
Nice. I'm gonna use that.

806
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:44,100
I should change this.
It's maybe a little much.

807
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:47,900
I don't know. Dressing like that,
seeing a girl who won't sleep with you...

808
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,500
...I think you can pull it off.

809
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,900
It's not that she won't sleep with me,
douche bag.

810
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,500
I have slept with her.
It's just she, you know...

811
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,500
Won't sleep with you anymore.

812
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,900
Pretty much, yeah.

813
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,100
What do you think?

814
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,600
I think you got a problem...

815
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,800
...because you're gonna have to beat them
away with a stick, you gorgeous, sexy man.

816
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,300
Holy shit.

817
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,000
Observe your breath.

818
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,600
Inhale, belly rise.

819
00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:20,900
And exhale, belly fall.

820
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,900
Bring your hands together
in front of your chest.

821
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,200
Bow your head in gratitude.

822
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,300
- Namaste.
- Namaste.

823
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,500
Thank you for coming.
See you next week.

824
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:43,000
Great class.

825
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,900
We ran into each other.

826
00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:59,200
You came to my class.

827
00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:01,700
I had no idea this was your class.

828
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:05,700
You called to ask me
if this was my class.

829
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,300
No, you never called back.

830
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,400
Because you told me not to call you
if it was my class. It was.

831
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,800
- No. We just ran into each other.
- Okay.

832
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,600
We're just two innocent folks who happen
to be working out near each other.

833
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,800
Exactly.

834
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,100
Do you want a swim?

835
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,300
Sure.

836
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,800
You know, I was just thinking...

837
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:36,800
...why can't we be friends?

838
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,600
I mean, am I not allowed
to have friends anymore?

839
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,900
I mean, am I not allowed to be friends
with people that are hot?

840
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,700
I mean, what kind of
reverse prejudice is that?

841
00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,100
I hear you.

842
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:50,800
I mean...

843
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,400
...am I not supposed to be friends
with a guy just because he's married?

844
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:55,500
Right.

845
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,600
Or has an insane smile?

846
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,200
Or an ass that makes me
wanna dry hump?

847
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,800
- Did you just say "dry hump"?
- Yeah.

848
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,800
Think I just fell in love.

849
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,200
So we're friends.

850
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:24,300
Yeah.

851
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:01,000
You wanna come in?

852
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,600
I'm sorry, I don't trust myself.

853
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,000
That's okay. You can just watch.

854
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,600
You know, you may be
the best friend I've ever had.

855
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,400
- Hi.
- Hey.

856
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,100
- Take a shower. Hey.
- What? Hi.

857
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,200
- Honey?
- Yeah.

858
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,900
You smell weird.

859
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:46,200
- I smell weird?
- Yeah, different.

860
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:49,600
- Different how?
- I don't know.

861
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,800
Sort of an odd thing to say.

862
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,300
You know, maybe it was the ashtray
and cigarettes I found.

863
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,400
In the back yard.

864
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:02,600
What part of
"My dad died of lung cancer"...

865
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,700
...is so hard for you
to wrap your brain around?

866
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:06,900
What?

867
00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:10,600
Do not lie to me, Ben. Please, okay?

868
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,900
Are you serious?

869
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:25,600
We have, like, 8000 undocumented
workers here daily.

870
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:30,500
Okay, and you find an ashtray
with cigarettes in it and you think-

871
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,700
You automatically assume
that they're mine.

872
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,400
Oh, yeah.

873
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,700
Honey, I'm not lying to you.

874
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,500
I think...

875
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,500
...you are really freaking out.

876
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,600
This whole renovation thing's getting
to you because nothing's happening.

877
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,300
Just say no.

878
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,700
Get it out.

879
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,000
Gonna take a shower.

880
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,900
- I'm exhausted.
- Okay.

881
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,700
- Sorry.
- It's all right.

882
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,800
Who'd have thought that a random girl
from yoga...

883
00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:27,800
...would fix me up with such a good kisser?
- Back at you, sister.

884
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,000
I can't wait to kiss you again.

885
00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,300
But we're kissing right now.

886
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,600
I know, next time.

887
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,500
The second-date kiss
is way more intimate.

888
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,600
Well, listen...

889
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,300
...I'm leaving tomorrow,
so I'll be out of touch for a little bit.

890
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,700
Can you excuse me a quick second?
Too many Diet Cokes.

891
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,300
Okay.

892
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:12,700
Oh, yeah.

893
00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:13,900
Yeah?

894
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:16,900
Hey, sorry to bug you again.
Quick question.

895
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:19,400
Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry.

896
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:21,500
What's going on?

897
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,700
Okay, I'm making out with this guy-
PG stuff.

898
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,300
And he mentions that he's going
out of town, he's gonna be out of touch.

899
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,600
Run.

900
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:32,300
But maybe he is going out of town.

901
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:35,100
Where? Where's he going
that he's gonna be out of touch?

902
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,600
Where are you going
out of town to again?

903
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,100
Um- Uh-
Pittsburgh.

904
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,800
Pittsburgh.

905
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,100
Run.

906
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:49,700
So, what, now I'm just supposed to run
from every guy who doesn't like me?

907
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:51,900
Yeah.

908
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,500
There's not gonna be anybody left.

909
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,800
I don't know why I'm saying this...

910
00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:01,800
...but I think I know a nice guy
who might actually like you.

911
00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:03,600
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

912
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,900
He's friends with my brother.
His name's Bill.

913
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,600
We'll all meet for drinks and it'll be good.

914
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,800
So, I mean, I'm in his bathroom
right now.

915
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000
What do I do?

916
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:18,300
Well, you gotta come out eventually, right?
But I'd take my time in there.

917
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,500
I'd let him sweat.

918
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:23,000
- Thanks.
- Good luck.

919
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:54,800
Yeah,
the boat looks great.

920
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,500
You look like shit.

921
00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,600
But your boat looks great.

922
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,600
Yeah. I live on my boat, man.

923
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:04,900
Personal hygiene goes out the window.

924
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,300
A lot of time to work on the place.

925
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,300
You should try
working on a shower.

926
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,100
Yeah.

927
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,400
Hey, what can I tell you?

928
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,500
Standing on principle, man. It's all I got.

929
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,200
Cigarette?

930
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,500
No, I'm good.

931
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,000
That's right, you quit.

932
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,700
Good for you.

933
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,900
So did Janine send you out here
to check up on me?

934
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,400
Yeah, pretty much.

935
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,400
What are you gonna tell her?

936
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,400
I'll tell her how gorgeous you look
out here on the ocean.

937
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:52,700
Break.

938
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:54,700
Any word from Beth?

939
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,700
She's so busy organizing
her sister's funeral, I think she must be-

940
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:00,900
Sister's what?

941
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,100
Her wedding. Her sister's wedding.

942
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,900
- Isn't that what I said?
- No. You said "funeral. "

943
00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:07,600
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

944
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,400
Shit, did I really?

945
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,800
That's so weird.

946
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,500
I don't understand
why people wanna get married.

947
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:17,600
They don't.

948
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,300
- They don't?
- No.

949
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,800
No, no guy actually wants to get married.

950
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,200
And if they do,
all they're really thinking about?

951
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,600
All the women
they're gonna miss out on.

952
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,900
I don't wanna be with anybody else,
just Beth.

953
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,700
I don't know, man, I...

954
00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:36,500
Why'd you get married?

955
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,700
I love Janine.

956
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,500
You're a happily married guy.

957
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,900
Yeah.

958
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:47,100
Yeah, I'd say so.

959
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,800
Now, I know I don't need
to tell any of you...

960
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,600
...that my cousin Paige is hot.

961
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:04,700
In high school, if I told the popular guys
that Paige was my cousin...

962
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,000
...it'd keep me
from getting my ass kicked...

963
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,900
...because no one wanted
to blow their chances with her.

964
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:16,100
And when she gets up there
and says those marriage vows to Devon...

965
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:19,000
...there will be hearts breaking
all over the world.

966
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,000
- Hear, hear.
- That's sweet.

967
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:27,800
But, you know, keep in mind
that her sister Beth is still on the market.

968
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,700
Yeah, sure, she may be an older model...

969
00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:34,600
...but she got a lot of good miles
left in that tank.

970
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,500
But don't stay on the lot too long...

971
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:39,700
...or next year's models are gonna
slip in there and steal all-

972
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,800
Okay, that's enough of the speeches.

973
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Okay.

974
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,100
So enjoy the crab.

975
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:51,000
And that yellow stuff is not hot mustard,
it's the crab's hepatopancreas.

976
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,900
Bethie.

977
00:56:57,300 --> 00:57:00,100
Your cousin Jay
has always been a jackass.

978
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:01,300
I know.

979
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,100
And somehow even he's married.

980
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,900
Oh, honey, look.

981
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:11,500
Back when everyone
was just going to camp at the Y...

982
00:57:11,700 --> 00:57:13,700
...you borrowed my New York Times...

983
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,300
...found some arts camp
in the Berkshires...

984
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,600
...wrote away for information
and got accepted on your own.

985
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,400
You never did things like everyone else.

986
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:23,900
Why not?

987
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,600
Because that's you.

988
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:29,000
That's why you're my favorite daughter.

989
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,000
You're not supposed to say that.

990
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,000
I don't give a shit.

991
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,700
I'm retired, I'll say what I want to.

992
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,900
I'll say it to the whole room if you want.

993
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:41,800
Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop.

994
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,900
It's true, though.

995
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,200
Hey.

996
00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:06,300
- What are you doing?
- Waiting for you.

997
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,900
Come on.

998
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,300
Sorry I'm late.

999
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,800
No, it's okay.

1000
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,900
I like a little time before a blind date.

1001
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:24,800
Prepare myself mentally, remind myself
not to tell the story about my molars...

1002
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,200
Gigi, he's not coming.

1003
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,600
But you can tell me the story
about the molars. I'd love to hear it.

1004
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,500
Hey.

1005
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:33,400
How could he already not like me?

1006
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:36,800
I screwed up. I told Bill it was Thursday,
not Tuesday. It's my fault.

1007
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:38,300
Hi. Are you good?

1008
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,600
- Can I get a Jameson on the rocks?
- Sure.

1009
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,800
Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who
can't distinguish Tuesday from Thursday.

1010
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,100
Meanwhile, this girl, she's probably
meeting her soul mate as we speak.

1011
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,700
- This one right here?
- Mm-hm.

1012
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,400
Oh, God, no.

1013
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,800
How do you know?

1014
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,500
The guy working the Tom Cruise thing?

1015
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,000
She's interested, he's clearly not.

1016
00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:05,100
You cannot tell from a cursory glance
that he's not into her.

1017
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:08,000
Actually, I can.
I see this stuff going on every night.

1018
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:10,700
Watch this. She's going on
about her macrobiotic diet.

1019
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,100
He's thinking,
"Dear Christ, get me out of here. "

1020
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:14,700
And look, how fortuitous.

1021
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:17,500
Drinks spill, which is perfect for him,
because now...

1022
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:20,000
He can move on to the girl
with the shoulder tattoo.

1023
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:23,100
Man, you have a gift.

1024
00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:25,300
Now check out Droopy Dog
on the other side.

1025
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:29,500
He's gonna buy her drinks all night and
she's still gonna insist there's no spark.

1026
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,900
Maybe there's not. You need a spark.

1027
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,900
Oh, the spark thing is bullshit.

1028
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,600
- Really?
- Bullshit.

1029
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,100
Enlighten me.

1030
00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:40,000
Guys invented the spark...

1031
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:44,000
...so they could not call and treat you
kind of badly and keep you guessing...

1032
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:47,900
...then convince you that that anxiety
and fear that just develops naturally...

1033
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,600
...was actually just a spark.

1034
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,000
And you guys all buy it.
You eat it up and you love it.

1035
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,400
You love it because you feed off
that drama. You all love that drama.

1036
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:57,600
I don't.

1037
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,100
So you never wait until the last minute
on a deadline or a phone bill...

1038
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,200
...because secretly you love the drama...

1039
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,800
...of not knowing whether or not
you're gonna make it?

1040
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:08,100
Maybe.

1041
01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:09,900
And let me guess:

1042
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,300
When you were stalking Conor
the other night...

1043
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,600
...were you obsessing
about him calling...

1044
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,000
...constantly pacing back and forth,
staring at your phone for days...

1045
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,700
...even though the date
was just kind of mediocre?

1046
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:24,700
Okay. Yeah.

1047
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,500
Because you all thrive on the drama.
Thank you.

1048
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:30,500
Look, you gotta be more like me.
If a girl likes me, great.

1049
01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:33,900
But if not, there are plenty more
out there like her, you know?

1050
01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:36,100
With smaller pores and bigger implants.

1051
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,100
- That's beautiful.
- I know.

1052
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:42,900
Why are you sharing all of this inside
dating information with me again?

1053
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,900
I don't know, I like you.

1054
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,200
You do?

1055
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:52,900
Well, yeah. Okay, don't start doodling
my name on your binder, okay?

1056
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:57,100
I just mean- I mean, I like you
the way I like basset hounds.

1057
01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,100
Something pathetic about them.
You just wanna cheer them up.

1058
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,300
Again with the sensitivity.

1059
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,500
To sensitivity.

1060
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,600
It looks good.

1061
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,200
Yeah.

1062
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,900
Yeah.

1063
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,500
- He does good work.
- Yeah, he does.

1064
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,300
Very nice.

1065
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,000
Very nice.

1066
01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:35,400
- Javier?
- Yeah.

1067
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,600
Javier...

1068
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:42,000
...if I asked you an honest question...

1069
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,600
...do you think you could
give me an honest answer?

1070
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,800
- I think so.
- Good, good.

1071
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:52,200
Because I think some of your guys
might be smoking.

1072
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,700
Javier?

1073
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:56,700
- Is that the question?
- Yes.

1074
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,400
- Seemed like a statement.
- The question part's implied.

1075
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,000
I really didn't hear it in the inflection.

1076
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,500
Javier...

1077
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:06,000
...have you guys been smoking...

1078
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,000
...or not?

1079
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:13,400
No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke
on the job site. They're good guys.

1080
01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:16,100
Are you sure your guys haven't been...

1081
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,600
...sneaking around here?

1082
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:19,800
And smoking?

1083
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:23,000
And lying to me?

1084
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,400
And smoking?

1085
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,700
I'm pretty sure.

1086
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,300
I need you to be honest with me, Javier.

1087
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,800
Because I can't have someone
lying to me.

1088
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,400
To my face, under my roof,
on my time.

1089
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,300
That's a lot of prepositions.

1090
01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:41,200
I mean, there's no reason
for that kind of dishonesty, is there?

1091
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:44,700
I mean, we made promises to each other.

1092
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
I mean, we have a contract.

1093
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,200
That's like making promises. Isn't it?

1094
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,100
Maybe I should get back to work.

1095
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,600
Oh, yeah. Right, yeah.

1096
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,100
That's great, yeah.

1097
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,000
- Javier?
- Yeah.

1098
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:08,400
We're good. Right? You and me.

1099
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:11,600
- Oh, yeah, yeah. We're good.
- Oh, good.

1100
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,600
Okay, that's great.

1101
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,800
Yeah, he did great work.

1102
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:22,600
Hey.

1103
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,800
Welcome, everybody.
Thanks for coming. I'm Conor.

1104
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,500
Sign in when you get a second.
Make yourselves at home.

1105
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,800
We got some cookies over here,
some cold beverages. Help yourself.

1106
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,600
Conor, you are the Liza Minnelli
of real estate.

1107
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:39,500
- I know. Your friend Mary's a genius.
- I know, she's so great.

1108
01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:44,100
Well, I gotta go,
so I guess I'll see you later.

1109
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:45,600
What, you got a class, or?

1110
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,200
Yeah. No. No, just something.

1111
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,800
- Stuff I gotta do.
- Okay. Well...

1112
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,900
- I'll see you. Okay. Bye.
- Okay.

1113
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,400
Okay. Bye.

1114
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,400
- See you later.
- All right. Call me.

1115
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,800
What?

1116
01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:08,600
She's holding out on you, isn't she?

1117
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,400
Not quite sure I get your meaning.

1118
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,700
It's obvious she won't sleep with you.

1119
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,300
It's written all over
your puppy-dog face.

1120
01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:22,800
- It's killing me, literally. I'm dying.
- Here, have a cookie.

1121
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,400
No, I'm cool.

1122
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,300
I don't know what she's doing.
I cannot read her signals.

1123
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,300
We used to sleep together all the time.

1124
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,400
That's not true.
I don't know why I said that.

1125
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:38,000
It wasn't all the time, but it happened.
I know I'm not just making this up.

1126
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,000
And then out of nowhere it just stops.
But she still calls.

1127
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,400
She wants a massage.
She leaves cute messages.

1128
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,100
But it's not going anywhere.
What is she doing?

1129
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,200
Honestly, we may not
have the best insight.

1130
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:53,300
Gay signals have nothing
to do with straight signals.

1131
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,200
He's right.
The signals are totally different.

1132
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:00,200
Like, here.
Here's "I wanna sleep with you. "

1133
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,800
One, two, three.

1134
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,300
That's it, three seconds or more, it's on.

1135
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,100
And here's
"I don't wanna sleep with you. "

1136
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,800
One, two...

1137
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:13,600
- Nope, thanks for playing, move along.
- It's that simple.

1138
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,900
You're right, that didn't help me at all.

1139
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,900
All right, well,
I can tell you this:

1140
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:22,100
Gay or straight, you're not gonna
get anywhere by being inactive.

1141
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,500
She likes you. Maybe she just wants you
to be a man and do something.

1142
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,800
Hit me up with an oatmeal raisin,
will you?

1143
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,400
- Thanks.
- Here you go.

1144
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,700
If a girl's into you,
she's sleeping with you.

1145
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,400
If after a month,
or two months at the very outside...

1146
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:44,600
...she's not sleeping with you?

1147
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,100
She doesn't like you.

1148
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,400
The trick is to spot this girl early.

1149
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:53,500
Don't wanna waste the one to seven weeks
waiting to find out it's never gonna happen.

1150
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:57,500
So I've come up with some signs
about how to spot this girl.

1151
01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:01,000
A girl will never sleep with you...

1152
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,200
...if she calls you "cuddly"
or "dependable. "

1153
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,500
If she pops a zit in front of you...

1154
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:10,300
...if her name is Amber or Christine...

1155
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,600
...if she takes a dump in your bathroom...

1156
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:16,400
...or she takes home leftovers
on dates one, two, or three.

1157
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,000
I know it's not scientific...

1158
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,500
...but I'm just saying,
you were warned.

1159
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:44,700
Wait, stop.

1160
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,000
What?

1161
01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:51,400
Shit.

1162
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,300
What?

1163
01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:57,300
I am so into you.

1164
01:06:58,300 --> 01:07:00,300
Seriously, I've never felt like this before.

1165
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:04,200
I have to actively stop my brain
from thinking about you.

1166
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:06,800
Like, all the time.

1167
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:11,800
Why stop?

1168
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,000
Because I don't do stuff like this.

1169
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,000
Stuff like what?

1170
01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:22,800
Like sleep with women
that aren't my wife.

1171
01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:27,400
First of all, I am not "women,"
I'm just one.

1172
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,400
And second of all?

1173
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:32,700
Oh, I didn't have a second of all.

1174
01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:35,700
I was hoping "second of all"
would make me feel better.

1175
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,300
Second of all...

1176
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:46,400
...I can't stop thinking about you either.

1177
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,200
He's totally leaving his wife for me.
That's crazy.

1178
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,500
That's crazy. We hardly know each other.

1179
01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:06,700
I don't know. I mean, look at Becca.

1180
01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:08,500
You know, my sister's friend.

1181
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:10,400
One guy waits on her at Bennigan's...

1182
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,900
...and by the end of the meal,
they both knew they had found the one.

1183
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,500
You're right. You're totally right.
I mean, it could happen, right?

1184
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,900
Not for me.

1185
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,800
What about texter?

1186
01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:25,600
Texter has yet to make verbal contact.

1187
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:29,800
I mean, this guy could've had surgery,
leaving him without a voice box...

1188
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:31,400
...breathing through a stoma...

1189
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,000
...and I would never know because
I've never actually heard his voice.

1190
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,100
Well, I doubt he has a stoma.

1191
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:40,400
That's not the point.
I can't text.

1192
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:42,700
You know, I'm not charming via text.

1193
01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:44,500
Maybe you should
just stop texting.

1194
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:49,600
But it's not just texting, it's e-mail.
It's voicemail. It's snail mail.

1195
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,900
That's regular mail.

1196
01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:52,800
Whatever. None of it's working.

1197
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:58,000
I had this guy leave me a voicemail
at work, so I called him at home.

1198
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:02,600
And then he e-mailed me to my BlackBerry,
and so I texted to his cell.

1199
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:07,700
Then he e-mailed me to my home account
and the whole thing just got out of control.

1200
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:13,100
And I miss the days where you had one
phone number and one answering machine.

1201
01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:16,100
And that one answering machine
housed one cassette tape...

1202
01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:19,900
...and that one cassette tape either
had a message from the guy or it didn't.

1203
01:09:20,100 --> 01:09:23,300
And now you have to go around
checking all these different portals...

1204
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:26,500
...just to get rejected
by seven different technologies.

1205
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:28,500
It's exhausting.

1206
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,200
What about that MySpace guy?

1207
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:33,900
- Jude. I like him.
- Good.

1208
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,000
Yeah, I felt like we connected.

1209
01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:38,400
Great.

1210
01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:41,500
What if she wants you to kiss her?

1211
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,300
Well, then I guess
I'm just gonna have to kiss her.

1212
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,300
"Amanda Jones
is no minor leaguer...

1213
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:50,500
...who'll be swept off her feet
at the touch of your amateur lips. "

1214
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,900
This babe has
plenty of battle scars.

1215
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:55,300
Hello?

1216
01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,000
Oh, hey, you're home.

1217
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,500
Where am I supposed to be?

1218
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:03,600
Out, maybe? It's Saturday night.

1219
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:07,500
You won't let me go out with guys
who don't like me. It's kind of limiting.

1220
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:10,000
Right. Listen, I was just gonna
leave a message.

1221
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:12,600
I'm having a party next weekend.
You should come.

1222
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:17,300
Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there?
Might be kind of awkward.

1223
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:21,400
He's at a real-estate conference in D.C.
But there'll be a lot of single guys.

1224
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,100
So there will be plenty of chances
for me to be awkward.

1225
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:26,800
Don't worry, I'll be there.
I'll talk you through it.

1226
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,200
Okay, gotta go.

1227
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,500
Someone just dropped like 84,000 plates.
Maybe I'll see you there.

1228
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:35,100
You're busy. I shouldn't have called.
You called me.

1229
01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:37,300
- Yup, good.
- Bye.

1230
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,900
How-How do you work on it?

1231
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,200
Pretend I'm a girl, okay?

1232
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:49,900
I mean...

1233
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:51,600
...pretend I'm her.

1234
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,100
Amanda.

1235
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:58,600
He's into me.

1236
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,000
Awesome. I knew it.

1237
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,100
- Who's this now?
- Alex.

1238
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:06,500
It's totally clear to me now. He's Watts.

1239
01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:09,900
- He's what?
- From Some Kind of Wonderful.

1240
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,100
I thought Mary Stuart Masterson
was Watts.

1241
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,500
- Yes.
- So why aren't you Watts?

1242
01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:16,600
I'm Eric Stoltz.

1243
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,300
Alex is Watts. Watts helps Eric Stoltz
go on a date with Amanda Jones.

1244
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,300
Really, she's in love with Eric Stoltz.

1245
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,100
So Amanda Jones is Conor?

1246
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,900
I guess. At first. Now men in general,
but that's not the point.

1247
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:32,900
The point is he's into me.

1248
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:36,500
I knew there had to be some reason why
he was spending that time with you.

1249
01:11:36,700 --> 01:11:40,300
I know. It's so obvious now.
There are so many signs.

1250
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:43,900
Signs. Love signs. You gotta
tell me about the signs. I love signs.

1251
01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:48,000
First they were small. At first when I
called, he said, "Good to hear from you. "

1252
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,600
- Totally good sign.
- Right?

1253
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,400
And then the next time I called
he was with a woman...

1254
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,300
...but he took the call
and we talked for a while.

1255
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,500
- You know it was a woman?
- Called her "babe. "

1256
01:11:57,700 --> 01:12:01,600
Okay, a guy doesn't leave a woman
to go talk to another woman unless he's...

1257
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:03,100
And it gets more obvious.

1258
01:12:03,300 --> 01:12:07,300
I mean, please. There was no guy
he was gonna fix me up with.

1259
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,000
The fix-up was him.

1260
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,300
No.

1261
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:14,400
Yes. He shows up
without this fictitious Bill character.

1262
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,300
The two of us basically have a date.

1263
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:21,400
And then he calls and invites me
to a party at his place.

1264
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,900
He so likes you.

1265
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,700
I'm so happy for you.

1266
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,800
Let's look up places
for your destination wedding.

1267
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,900
How do you feel about Napa Valley?

1268
01:12:37,100 --> 01:12:39,200
I have really always wanted to go there.

1269
01:12:42,300 --> 01:12:44,000
Oh, he's cute.

1270
01:12:44,100 --> 01:12:46,600
Yeah. Smoldering but sensitive.

1271
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:51,700
Oh. "All I have is my guitar, these chords,
and the truth. "

1272
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,000
Bon Jovi.

1273
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,600
- That's hot.
- Yeah. I like him.

1274
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:59,800
I mean, he probably hasn't called yet
because we just had coffee last night.

1275
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,200
- Really?
- Yeah, you know.

1276
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:05,600
I mean, we actually video
iChatted while holding coffee.

1277
01:13:05,700 --> 01:13:07,400
But that's the same thing, right?

1278
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,700
- Right, right.
- Just call your voicemail.

1279
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:13,800
Yeah, but he had a gig last night
and he probably didn't get home till late.

1280
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:15,900
- Did I tell you he's a singer?
- Mm-hm.

1281
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:17,800
- Just call.
- Oh, honey, no, on speaker.

1282
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,700
I don't think so.
I'm sure he hasn't called.

1283
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:22,400
- Just call him.
- Okay.

1284
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,600
- You have two new messages.
- Oh.

1285
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:35,400
Mary

1286
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:39,500
Whoa, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary

1287
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,000
Oh, my Mary

1288
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,200
I just got hard.

1289
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,800
Hey, Mary, it's Jude.

1290
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:51,000
I was just calling to tell you again
how special it was to meet you.

1291
01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:54,700
So call me back.
Bye-bye.

1292
01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:57,900
Amazing.

1293
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,500
- This is good, this is good.
- This is...

1294
01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:01,900
See, he called.

1295
01:14:02,100 --> 01:14:03,800
Jenny

1296
01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:07,900
Whoa, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny

1297
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,200
Hey, Jenny, it's Jude.
I was just calling to-

1298
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:15,400
Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial?

1299
01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:18,600
All messages erased.

1300
01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:31,100
That one.

1301
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,400
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1302
01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:36,000
No. It's a laminate.

1303
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,400
- That's not real hardwood floor?
- Nope.

1304
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,100
It looks exactly like it. But it is
like one one-hundredth of the cost.

1305
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,500
Oh.

1306
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,800
I still wanna go with the real wood.

1307
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,900
What? You can't even tell the difference.

1308
01:14:51,100 --> 01:14:52,800
It's not the point.

1309
01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:55,200
Well, what is the point?

1310
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,100
I just...

1311
01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:00,200
I don't like the way
it's pretending to be wood.

1312
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,000
If you're not wood,
don't try and look like wood.

1313
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,800
I don't think that it's pretending.

1314
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,700
This is a lie, Ben.

1315
01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:12,500
Just be up front
and tell people what you really are.

1316
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,400
Okay, you're right. You're right.

1317
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,200
I'm sorry.

1318
01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:24,700
It's okay. Maybe we should just go
look at the grills and we'll come back.

1319
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,600
Okay.

1320
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,200
I slept with someone.

1321
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:43,900
- I said-
- I heard you.

1322
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:51,400
You tell me this in Home Depot
because you know I hate a public scene.

1323
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,300
No, that is not why I'm telling-

1324
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,400
I knew it.

1325
01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,300
I knew it.

1326
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,400
- You asshole.
- I'm sorry.

1327
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,400
It is you that's been smoking too,
isn't it?

1328
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,400
Wha-? Wait, what does that
even matter?

1329
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,300
Have you-?!

1330
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,200
Have you been smoking?

1331
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:14,700
No. No, I haven't.

1332
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,300
I talked to Neil. I told him.

1333
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,200
He said I could stay
at his boat for a while.

1334
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,700
Excuse me?

1335
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:29,900
Now you're moving out?

1336
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:32,000
- You're, like, leaving me?
- No.

1337
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:35,400
No, I just assumed
that you wouldn't want me to-

1338
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:40,100
Aren't we gonna deal with this?

1339
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:44,300
Don't you wanna find some way...

1340
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:47,100
...for us to work through this?

1341
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:51,500
I assumed that when I told you,
you would want me...

1342
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,400
...out.

1343
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,900
Is that what you want?

1344
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,400
No.

1345
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,200
Okay.

1346
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,100
Okay.

1347
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,600
You're doing a great job.

1348
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:53,500
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi!

1349
01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:59,100
Oh, my goodness.

1350
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,900
Oh, what a beautiful dog.

1351
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,500
Seriously, Devon, I really did feel
just a moment, a splash, of hesitation.

1352
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,000
No, there wasn't.
There wasn't any hesitation at all.

1353
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,200
You just did it again.
That was a pause.

1354
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,600
I did not pause.

1355
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:33,900
You must be Beth.

1356
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,400
Yeah. Yeah.

1357
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,900
Heard a lot about you from Paige.

1358
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:45,400
Actually been lobbying
to sit next to her single sister for weeks.

1359
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,800
Oh, yeah?

1360
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,500
So you must be:

1361
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,300
"Dan. "

1362
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,200
Sort of.

1363
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,500
- Sort of?
- Well, I'm actually a Wiccan.

1364
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,300
- A what?
- A Wiccan.

1365
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:02,100
Wiccan?

1366
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:03,800
- Male witch.
- Right.

1367
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,600
So I also have a magical name.

1368
01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:09,200
It's Brother Phoenix East-Horse.

1369
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:12,800
But I didn't know if that would fit
on the card. Love that.

1370
01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:15,600
I'm guessing that I'm gonna
hear a whole lot about you.

1371
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:18,200
Nature-based
pre-Christian paganism, yeah.

1372
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,400
Yeah. That's fantastic.

1373
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,000
Well, where to begin?

1374
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:25,200
Well, first off, it's not just a bunch
of nude farming. Dad.

1375
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,400
- Wow.
- Let's look at Stonehenge.

1376
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:28,900
Obviously not a coincidence.

1377
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,800
They didn't have the machinery
to move those rocks. They're huge.

1378
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,000
- Yeah, they're heavy.
- Of course.

1379
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:06,300
- I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce.
- Gigi.

1380
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,000
- Gigi. Hi.
- Hey.

1381
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:13,400
So how do you guys know Alex?

1382
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:18,300
We don't. Our friend Mary heard
about this from some guy named Conor.

1383
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,500
And how do you know Alex?

1384
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,000
I hope-

1385
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:30,900
I'm pretty sure that something's
about to happen between us.

1386
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,600
- Ooh.
- Oh.

1387
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:36,500
So are you here as, like, a guest,
or, like, his date?

1388
01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:40,400
Oh, I hate that.
When you don't know if you're a date.

1389
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,800
You don't know if you should bring
a friend, or are you co-hosting...

1390
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,700
...or should you stay to the end
to have some alone time?

1391
01:20:46,900 --> 01:20:49,300
He didn't say.
I'm sure I'm more than just a guest.

1392
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:52,000
- I mean, there have been signs.
- Cool.

1393
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:19,600
So where's Neil?

1394
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,800
We broke up.

1395
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,200
- No way.
- Yeah.

1396
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,900
You guys were together,
what, like 10 years?

1397
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,800
Seven. But still, it's a long time.

1398
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,100
Yeah.

1399
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:32,600
It's too bad cousins can't marry,
because then we could maybe-

1400
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,800
Oh, Dominic.

1401
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:37,100
- Gross.
- No.

1402
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,900
Ken, are you okay?
What happened?

1403
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,300
Oh, my God.

1404
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,700
- Ken, are you all right?
- Just clutched his chest.

1405
01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:48,800
He was standing there
and all of a sudden-

1406
01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:51,000
- Ken, just try to breathe.
- Call 911.

1407
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,300
Dad. Excuse me.

1408
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,000
Daddy, what is it? What happened?
What happened?

1409
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:57,100
- Guys, come here!
- What happened?

1410
01:21:57,300 --> 01:21:58,700
Daddy, lay down, okay?

1411
01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:00,200
- Did he fall?
- You'll be fine.

1412
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:03,200
You guys, did anybody
see what happened?

1413
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,900
- Over there. Just go get it.
- Okay.

1414
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,600
Hey, hey. I had no idea
it'd be such a madhouse.

1415
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,100
Hey. Great party.

1416
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,600
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you?
A lot of them here.

1417
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:17,400
You need me to evaluate
any level of interest?

1418
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,800
They were gay. Even I know
their level of interest was probably low.

1419
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,000
Hey, Skilo!

1420
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:25,400
It's too bad Bill couldn't make it.
I know you guys would hit it off.

1421
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,000
Okay, right. "Bill. "

1422
01:22:28,100 --> 01:22:29,100
Right.

1423
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:37,700
Listen, I gotta go make a liquor run,
but the food needs some refreshing.

1424
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:41,200
- Would you mind helping and refilling-?
- Like co-hosting?

1425
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,700
Okay, yeah.

1426
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:45,900
Sure.

1427
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,400
Just refilling the chips.
They're on the fridge.

1428
01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:49,600
Thanks.

1429
01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:56,300
- Hey, sweetie, get me a beer?
- I'll get you another.

1430
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,900
- Hi, guys.
- Nice.

1431
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:01,100
Hey, Linda.

1432
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,100
- Really great party.
- Oh, thanks.

1433
01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:23,700
You know, when Alex said he wanted
to throw a party, I was like, "Let's do it!"

1434
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,600
- Thanks for having us.
- No problem, any time.

1435
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,900
Can I help you find something?

1436
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,100
Oh, no, it's okay. I got it.

1437
01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:32,700
Thanks for mixing that up.

1438
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:34,600
What?

1439
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:38,400
Alex asked me to get the dip together.
Thanks for getting it started.

1440
01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:41,500
It could use a little more dill.

1441
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:43,400
I'm on it, though, don't worry.

1442
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,300
Come on, my boy. Take it home.

1443
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:51,300
Franchise player. My boy Marbury.

1444
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:53,100
- Fifteen seconds.
- Let's go.

1445
01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:55,600
- Oh, a pass.
- You work too hard.

1446
01:23:55,700 --> 01:23:59,100
Well, I think I've rounded up
the last of the beer bottles.

1447
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:03,500
- Oh, what game are we playing?
- Oh, sorry, Nash.

1448
01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:05,900
- Oh, come on.
- Come on, come on.

1449
01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:09,700
- Nash, you piece of shit. Come on.
- Maybe I should just-

1450
01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:11,600
- It's past 3, so...
- Okay, swat it.

1451
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,200
Watch this. Ready?

1452
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:14,900
- And...
- Oh, no, no, no!

1453
01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:18,300
Yes. Suck it. Yes.

1454
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,400
Oh, you are-
You're sensational.

1455
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,600
- Yeah, I know.
- Jesus.

1456
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,900
I don't know why I bother.

1457
01:24:24,100 --> 01:24:26,100
- Did you say it's past 3?
- Yeah.

1458
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:29,500
- Oh, man, I gotta go. Hey, good game.
- All right.

1459
01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:31,700
- Bye.
- Bye.

1460
01:24:54,700 --> 01:24:57,800
Hey, thanks for staying
and helping me clean up.

1461
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,000
I really gotta go to bed, though.

1462
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:02,600
Is that an invitation?

1463
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:04,500
What?

1464
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:08,100
Oh, God, that was cheesy.

1465
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:11,000
Oh, I'm not good at this.

1466
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,600
What?

1467
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:22,900
Hey.

1468
01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:25,500
Oh, yes. I knew it.

1469
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:28,700
The best relationships
grow out of friendships.

1470
01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:31,000
Wait, wait, wait. Gigi.

1471
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:33,800
Wait, wait, wait.

1472
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,300
What?

1473
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,300
Now you and I are in a relationship?

1474
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:41,400
Well, I'd say if we're not
at relationship station-ship...

1475
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:43,000
...we're at least on the track.

1476
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,400
And why exactly would you think that?

1477
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,300
Because of the signs.

1478
01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:51,300
Really, like what?

1479
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,700
Like, it was good to hear from me...

1480
01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:58,200
...and you talked to me
even when you were with a girl...

1481
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,100
...and I felt something.

1482
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,600
Oh, man.

1483
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:05,000
What are you talking about?

1484
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:08,500
Gigi, what have I been saying
since I met you?

1485
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:12,300
If a guy wants to date you, he will make
it happen, okay? He will ask you out.

1486
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,700
Did I ask you out?

1487
01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:16,000
No.

1488
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,700
Why would you do this?

1489
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,000
Oh, shit.

1490
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:23,900
Why do women do this?
Build up this stuff in their minds...

1491
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,900
...take each little thing a guy does,
and then twist it into something else?

1492
01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:29,800
It's insane.

1493
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,200
I'd rather be like that than be like you.

1494
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,600
Excuse me?

1495
01:26:46,700 --> 01:26:48,700
What is that supposed to mean?

1496
01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:53,800
I may dissect each little thing...

1497
01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:57,000
...and put myself out there too much...

1498
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:59,500
...but at least that means I still care.

1499
01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:05,600
Oh, you think you've won
because women are expendable to you?

1500
01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:10,100
You may not get hurt
or make an ass of yourself that way...

1501
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:12,900
...but you don't fall in love
that way either.

1502
01:27:13,100 --> 01:27:14,800
You have not won.

1503
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,200
You're alone, Alex.

1504
01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:26,300
I may do a lot of stupid shit...

1505
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:30,900
...but I know I'm a lot closer
to finding someone than you are.

1506
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,100
Do you want anything else?

1507
01:27:41,300 --> 01:27:44,800
Yeah, less of the cardboard crap
and more regular people food.

1508
01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:49,500
Well, that cardboard crap
is what we call whole-wheat toast.

1509
01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:53,400
Well, maybe you could just fry me up
a couple of sausage links.

1510
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,700
People who have just had a heart attack
are generally not advised...

1511
01:27:56,900 --> 01:28:00,400
...to have animal fat that's been stuffed
into a synthetic casing.

1512
01:28:11,100 --> 01:28:14,800
Hey, Beth. Grab me a beer
when you get to the kitchen, okay?

1513
01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:17,800
And a little plate of cold cuts,
if there are any left.

1514
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:21,500
Hey, would you guys please just turn
that down a bit? Dad's trying to sleep.

1515
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:23,600
You think he wants
to hang on to this vinyl?

1516
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:25,800
My collection could use a lot of these.

1517
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,300
Would you just turn it the fuck down?

1518
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:34,100
Well, we're totally out of toilet paper...

1519
01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:38,900
...and all we have left to eat
is some old jelly and some ramen noodles.

1520
01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:43,700
And our new brother would like to co-opt
Dad's property before he's even dead.

1521
01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:47,100
Laura, also your husband would
really like another beer...

1522
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:50,400
...to go with his fifth consecutive hour
of the golf network.

1523
01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:53,900
Are you okay?

1524
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:58,100
Don't worry, honey,
Dad's gonna be fine.

1525
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,400
- Do you know who it is?
- No.

1526
01:29:02,700 --> 01:29:04,500
Doesn't matter.

1527
01:29:05,900 --> 01:29:07,400
So are you gonna leave him?

1528
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:11,500
Gigi, he's my husband.

1529
01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:14,800
He's not some guy
who didn't call me back.

1530
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,000
He did admit it to me.

1531
01:29:17,300 --> 01:29:20,800
He didn't wait to get caught,
which takes courage, you know?

1532
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:24,100
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

1533
01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:25,600
I didn't mean it.

1534
01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:28,200
I know that Alex wasn't just some guy.

1535
01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:30,500
Oh, it's okay.

1536
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:35,900
It's my fault, you know.

1537
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,500
What?

1538
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:43,900
Oh, I just think I need to take responsibility
for my share in the whole...

1539
01:29:44,100 --> 01:29:46,600
...mess. You know?

1540
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,600
I forced him into getting married.

1541
01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:53,200
- You know, he wasn't ready.
- Janine, this isn't your fault.

1542
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:56,400
No, it is. It is, I've changed.

1543
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:58,900
I was...

1544
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,100
...fun, you know?

1545
01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:04,300
I was fun when we first met.

1546
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:05,600
You're still fun.

1547
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:15,800
We don't have sex anymore.

1548
01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:23,400
Lots of couples go through lulls.

1549
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:25,000
No, I mean...

1550
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:30,300
...we never have sex.

1551
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:41,300
I mean, realistically,
what do I expect him to do, you know?

1552
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,700
I don't think that's really...

1553
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:48,100
God, this tile is too small.

1554
01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:50,200
I have to tell Javier.

1555
01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:53,900
- What?
- This tile is too small.

1556
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:58,000
I gotta go. I have to take a personal day,
if anyone asks.

1557
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:09,600
Well, my first husband
was unimpressive.

1558
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:12,600
I found him in bed
with his big-breasted secretary...

1559
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:15,000
...when I came home early
from the Maldives.

1560
01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:18,000
It was just so unoriginal.

1561
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:20,600
Made me feel sorry for him.

1562
01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:24,400
My second husband
was a pinch more creative.

1563
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,400
Cheated on me with my sister...

1564
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:31,600
...but made me believe that I was insane
for being suspicious.

1565
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:35,200
So at least some mind games,
some intrigue.

1566
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:39,100
But my last husband, he was a gem.

1567
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:42,100
He was a veritable master
at covering his tracks.

1568
01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:47,200
I mean, I pored over his phone records,
I intercepted his credit-card bills...

1569
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,500
...I had him followed
on numerous occasions...

1570
01:31:49,700 --> 01:31:53,000
...and never found
a single shred of evidence.

1571
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,600
It wasn't until he died...

1572
01:31:55,700 --> 01:32:00,900
...that I found out about the property
he owned with his Austrian mistress.

1573
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:05,800
But the real master, I have to say, is me.

1574
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:11,700
Three husbands, countless boyfriends,
I haven't been caught yet.

1575
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,100
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

1576
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:19,400
- Oh, my God, oh, my God. I can't-
- Shh.

1577
01:32:25,300 --> 01:32:27,000
It's over there.

1578
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,300
Oh, my God.

1579
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,200
He liked the demo. I can't believe it.

1580
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:35,500
It's unbelievable.

1581
01:32:35,700 --> 01:32:38,400
Did you hear when he said
that it was hauntingly beautiful?

1582
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:40,500
Yeah, I was there. I was-

1583
01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:42,400
I was there, baby.

1584
01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:44,700
Thank you.

1585
01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:20,800
Dana, I'm working. I'm still going over
some offering statements. You gotta-

1586
01:33:21,900 --> 01:33:23,800
You gotta come back later.

1587
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:26,600
It's not Dana.

1588
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:30,800
Is that your-?

1589
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,000
- Is that your-?
- Shh.

1590
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:35,100
Can you get in the closet?

1591
01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:38,500
- Get in the closet.
- What?

1592
01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:41,100
Just go in the closet for a second.
Just for a second.

1593
01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:42,300
Ben?

1594
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:48,300
I keep telling Dana
to get that damn lock fixed.

1595
01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:51,900
- Why do you even bother locking it?
- What?

1596
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,400
Why do you bother locking it?

1597
01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:58,500
Oh, you know I can't get any work done
if I don't.

1598
01:34:06,100 --> 01:34:08,700
- Hey.
- Hi.

1599
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:11,800
- Can I come in?
- Yeah, of course.

1600
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:25,600
What are you doing?

1601
01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:28,300
Sit down.

1602
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:30,100
Okay.

1603
01:34:42,100 --> 01:34:43,800
Hon?

1604
01:34:48,700 --> 01:34:49,700
What are you doing?

1605
01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,400
I don't know. I just thought...

1606
01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:54,200
...maybe we could-

1607
01:34:56,100 --> 01:34:57,300
- Sorry.
- Are you okay?

1608
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:59,400
Maybe if you just go
over there.

1609
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,900
Just trying to...

1610
01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:04,500
...you know,
re-light the fire.

1611
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:06,800
Oh, honey.

1612
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:11,200
Didn't you hear what I said before?
I really gotta finish these offerings.

1613
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:14,800
Look...

1614
01:35:16,300 --> 01:35:18,600
...I'm really trying here.

1615
01:35:20,900 --> 01:35:24,000
Do you wanna save our marriage?

1616
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:30,900
Of course.

1617
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,000
Me too.

1618
01:35:57,200 --> 01:36:01,000
Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in
with the bussers when you can.

1619
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:03,100
Wait a minute. I'm on 8 through 10.

1620
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:06,800
Hey, I been working here 18 months,
8 through 10.

1621
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,000
Minor oversight.

1622
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:14,500
Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then.

1623
01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:18,100
Dude, Luis quit like 10 months ago.

1624
01:36:19,900 --> 01:36:21,400
Yeah, he quit.

1625
01:36:22,700 --> 01:36:25,700
Is there any reason
we're even having this meeting?

1626
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,000
Not really.

1627
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,100
- No, not for me.
- Great. Good. Great.

1628
01:36:29,300 --> 01:36:31,200
Meeting adjourned.

1629
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:33,100
Back to work.

1630
01:36:37,700 --> 01:36:40,000
Hey, Kelli Ann.

1631
01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:43,800
Did I get any calls?

1632
01:36:43,900 --> 01:36:49,300
Since you asked me 11 minutes ago, no.
Not a lot of phone traffic.

1633
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:56,200
- Oh, my God.
- What?

1634
01:36:56,900 --> 01:36:58,000
What's her name?

1635
01:36:59,900 --> 01:37:01,200
Who?

1636
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:02,800
The girl, Alex.

1637
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,600
There's no girl.

1638
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:07,200
You can't hide it, man.

1639
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:10,800
I know strung out
and you are strung out.

1640
01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:15,200
Okay, please.

1641
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,400
This is amazing.

1642
01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:19,700
You can't focus, right?

1643
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:24,100
Jumping every time your phone rings,
checking your e-mail 100 times a day...

1644
01:37:24,300 --> 01:37:26,000
...wishing you could write songs.

1645
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:30,900
No, feeling the need to bring up her name
in random conversations.

1646
01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:35,400
It's always the same
and it has happened to you, my friend.

1647
01:37:39,200 --> 01:37:40,700
Shit.

1648
01:37:43,300 --> 01:37:44,700
Welcome to my world, asshole.

1649
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:48,600
Let me get the door.

1650
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:55,100
Sure I can't interest you
in a little beef and broccoli?

1651
01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:57,100
I gotta finish this stuff.

1652
01:37:57,300 --> 01:37:58,700
Okay.

1653
01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:03,100
- Yeah. So I'll see you at home.
- Okay.

1654
01:38:04,100 --> 01:38:05,800
I love you.

1655
01:38:06,300 --> 01:38:08,100
I love you too.

1656
01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:15,200
- Okay. I'll see you later. Okay, bye.
- Bye.

1657
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:25,300
- You make me sick.
- I had no choice.

1658
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:28,200
- You're a disgusting excuse for a man!
- What was I supposed to do?

1659
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:30,600
- You're the one I wanna be-
- Don't touch me!

1660
01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:33,100
You will never touch me again.

1661
01:38:38,300 --> 01:38:40,800
Dino, thanks again for letting me
pay over the phone.

1662
01:38:40,900 --> 01:38:45,000
I assure you this late-payment thing
will never happen again.

1663
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:47,700
Yep, just trying to trim
some of the drama out of my life.

1664
01:38:49,100 --> 01:38:50,200
Oh, that's my other line.

1665
01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:51,500
Okay, bye.

1666
01:38:51,700 --> 01:38:53,700
- Hello?
- Hi, Gigi?

1667
01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:55,300
This is Bill.

1668
01:38:55,500 --> 01:38:57,500
- Bill?
- Alex's friend.

1669
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:01,700
We were supposed to meet up
but Alex told me the wrong day.

1670
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,400
Bill, so you do exist.

1671
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:05,900
I do.

1672
01:39:06,100 --> 01:39:10,200
And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime
if you're still game.

1673
01:39:11,300 --> 01:39:12,500
Yes.

1674
01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:14,800
Sure, why not?

1675
01:39:22,700 --> 01:39:23,900
Hey.

1676
01:39:24,100 --> 01:39:26,200
Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

1677
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:28,800
Hi. Hi, sweetie.

1678
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:31,000
See, why did you
just call me "sweetie"?

1679
01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:34,300
- We always call each other that.
- Why?

1680
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:37,400
All right, look,
I wanna say something, okay?

1681
01:39:37,600 --> 01:39:40,000
We call each other "sweetie"
all the time.

1682
01:39:40,200 --> 01:39:42,900
And we fall asleep on the phone
after talking for hours.

1683
01:39:43,100 --> 01:39:46,500
I washed your hair for you after
you had shoulder surgery and everything.

1684
01:39:46,700 --> 01:39:48,000
And it's like we're together.

1685
01:39:48,200 --> 01:39:50,300
- I know that I've been-
- No, hold on a second.

1686
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,300
Let me finish.

1687
01:39:52,500 --> 01:39:54,300
I think maybe this is my fault...

1688
01:39:54,500 --> 01:39:58,200
...because maybe I wasn't clear
about exactly what I want.

1689
01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:01,000
So let me-
Let me be clear.

1690
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:03,100
I love hanging out.

1691
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:07,300
But I'm so attracted to you.
I just- I want both.

1692
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:10,200
I don't know what happened
or why we stopped. I don't care.

1693
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:11,800
Okay.

1694
01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:14,600
- What?
- Okay.

1695
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:18,000
No, I'm talking about really doing this.
Like a full-on relationship.

1696
01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:19,700
Right.

1697
01:40:19,900 --> 01:40:21,200
With me.

1698
01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:22,800
Yeah.

1699
01:40:24,300 --> 01:40:26,100
A bunch of gay people
put you up to this?

1700
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:28,100
Stop talking.

1701
01:40:47,100 --> 01:40:50,300
- Stay home. It's an end-around.
- No, no, it's not. He's still got it.

1702
01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:51,900
He's still got it.

1703
01:40:52,100 --> 01:40:54,600
- Shit.
- Who let that happen? It's embarrassing.

1704
01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:58,600
- Argh!
- That is so embarrassing.

1705
01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:00,000
What?

1706
01:41:01,300 --> 01:41:03,800
Did any of you guys have a chance
to get to the store?

1707
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:06,600
Oh, yeah, no.
We're good, we got takeout.

1708
01:41:07,100 --> 01:41:09,300
No, I didn't mean for you, I meant f-

1709
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:12,500
- All right, here we go.
- Come on, defense, wake up.

1710
01:41:14,100 --> 01:41:16,800
You have to be kidding me.

1711
01:41:30,100 --> 01:41:33,500
I just got a little bit more of this
I gotta finish.

1712
01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:35,800
There's some laundry
I'm gonna put away...

1713
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:38,700
...then I had another load of clothes
in the dryer.

1714
01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:42,400
I did get some of the food your dad likes,
but some healthy stuff too.

1715
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:44,400
Just, you know.

1716
01:41:47,400 --> 01:41:49,500
It's gonna be okay.

1717
01:41:52,300 --> 01:41:53,400
It'll be okay.

1718
01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:04,600
Bend your knee a little bit more.
There you go.

1719
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:06,900
Inhale, reverse warrior, look up.

1720
01:43:07,100 --> 01:43:08,200
Exhale.

1721
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:22,700
Hi, you've reached Ben's cell phone.
Please leave-

1722
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:55,600
You lying sack of shit!

1723
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:02,600
Lying!

1724
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:03,800
Sack!

1725
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:05,600
Shit!

1726
01:44:44,900 --> 01:44:46,700
Okay.

1727
01:44:57,100 --> 01:44:58,900
...or call my cell,
or try me at work...

1728
01:44:59,100 --> 01:45:02,400
...but definitely leave a message
here first. Thanks.

1729
01:45:02,600 --> 01:45:05,900
Hey, Gigi, it's Alex.

1730
01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:08,300
How's it going?

1731
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:10,300
Just wondering how you're doing.

1732
01:45:10,500 --> 01:45:14,300
I haven't talked to you in a little while...

1733
01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:16,700
...and was just wondering
how you're doing.

1734
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:20,500
So, hey, I was hoping to talk to you.

1735
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:23,500
Obviously.

1736
01:45:24,100 --> 01:45:26,000
But you're out, I guess.

1737
01:45:26,100 --> 01:45:29,800
So just call me sometime.

1738
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:31,200
Or tonight.

1739
01:45:31,300 --> 01:45:33,900
I'm around, I'll be-
Well, I'm in and around.

1740
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:37,300
So that's enough for now.

1741
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:40,600
It's Alex.

1742
01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:42,300
Okay.

1743
01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:47,000
Dude.

1744
01:45:48,100 --> 01:45:49,700
I know.

1745
01:46:08,700 --> 01:46:09,700
Hey.

1746
01:46:09,900 --> 01:46:11,600
Hey.

1747
01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:14,900
Welcome aboard.

1748
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,200
Might I come aboard?

1749
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:18,800
Yeah. You remember the boat.

1750
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:21,500
Well, you know, I thought I did.

1751
01:46:21,700 --> 01:46:24,100
- Or, you know, little...
- But it's been a while.

1752
01:46:24,300 --> 01:46:28,600
You know that dock? Over there,
there's a boat that looks just like yours.

1753
01:46:28,700 --> 01:46:30,200
- Uh-huh.
- It's not yours.

1754
01:46:30,300 --> 01:46:32,700
- No, that's not my boat.
- It's definitely not.

1755
01:46:32,900 --> 01:46:36,300
But there's a very nice gentleman...

1756
01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:37,700
...living on the boat...

1757
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:41,000
...who invited me in
for a white-wine spritzer.

1758
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:42,300
Oh, good.

1759
01:46:42,500 --> 01:46:46,500
Wasn't expecting visitors.

1760
01:46:46,700 --> 01:46:50,700
That's all right. I just wanted
to just come by and say thanks...

1761
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:52,800
...for helping yesterday.

1762
01:46:52,900 --> 01:46:57,000
Beth, you know, I'm the same person.

1763
01:46:57,200 --> 01:46:59,600
I would do anything for you.

1764
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:02,200
I just can't give you...

1765
01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:04,100
I just can't give you what you want.

1766
01:47:04,300 --> 01:47:06,100
You're what I want.

1767
01:47:06,200 --> 01:47:09,400
Our life together is what I want.

1768
01:47:09,500 --> 01:47:10,600
I miss it.

1769
01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:12,100
I miss you.

1770
01:47:12,300 --> 01:47:14,800
You see those guys my sisters
are married to-

1771
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:17,500
You're more of a husband to me,
not being married...

1772
01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:21,200
...than those real husbands
are ever gonna be, and...

1773
01:47:21,300 --> 01:47:25,400
It's enough. It's really enough for me.

1774
01:47:27,900 --> 01:47:30,300
And you would be willing...

1775
01:47:30,500 --> 01:47:34,900
...to take the whole marriage thing
off the table completely?

1776
01:47:35,100 --> 01:47:39,100
If you promise to commit to me
and to love me, and-

1777
01:47:39,300 --> 01:47:41,400
- I already have.
- I'm not finished.

1778
01:47:42,100 --> 01:47:43,700
Okay. All right.

1779
01:47:43,800 --> 01:47:47,400
- But I've loved you for seven years-
- Ah-ah.

1780
01:47:47,500 --> 01:47:49,100
Okay.

1781
01:47:50,300 --> 01:47:54,200
You have to snake the drain
when my hair gets clogged.

1782
01:47:54,300 --> 01:47:56,300
You know that happens. Okay?

1783
01:47:56,500 --> 01:47:57,900
Okay. Yeah.

1784
01:47:58,100 --> 01:47:59,800
And also...

1785
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:05,400
...you have to let me eat those Wheat Thins
in bed. You gotta give me that.

1786
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:07,600
- Okay, fine. All right.
- Okay?

1787
01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:10,600
And...

1788
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:12,500
- Yeah.
- And?

1789
01:48:12,700 --> 01:48:15,100
- That's it.
- Okay.

1790
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:20,400
Do I get to come home now?

1791
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:23,500
I guess you can.

1792
01:48:26,600 --> 01:48:28,800
But these cannot come.

1793
01:48:29,300 --> 01:48:30,900
- What, my pants-?
- That's correct.

1794
01:48:31,100 --> 01:48:33,300
- Can't come home? Why?
- No.

1795
01:48:33,500 --> 01:48:36,700
You just won a really big battle,
my friend. Come on.

1796
01:48:38,600 --> 01:48:44,100
So we're not gonna get married,
but I have to get rid of my pants.

1797
01:48:44,200 --> 01:48:47,100
Mm-hm.
And we both win.

1798
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:50,400
All right. I'll get rid of them if you like.

1799
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:52,600
You're getting
a lot of bids on this place?

1800
01:48:52,700 --> 01:48:56,000
Yeah. I know it's crazy,
but it's a neighborhood in transition.

1801
01:48:56,100 --> 01:48:59,100
Is that like young, hip, gay couples
or something like that?

1802
01:48:59,300 --> 01:49:03,400
Yeah. Hip gay people,
young couples, young families.

1803
01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:07,900
Wow.

1804
01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:11,400
God, this reminds me of where I grew up.

1805
01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:14,100
I bet it's got one of the-

1806
01:49:15,100 --> 01:49:17,100
Wait a minute.

1807
01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:19,900
Oh, yeah.

1808
01:49:20,300 --> 01:49:23,300
Yeah, that's it.

1809
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:26,400
We used to have the exact same one...

1810
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:29,900
...except my mom used it as a desk.

1811
01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:34,000
So...

1812
01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:37,200
...when do all the fabulous people arrive?

1813
01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:39,500
Well, actually,
the open house is tomorrow.

1814
01:49:39,700 --> 01:49:42,000
But I have this one buyer...

1815
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:45,700
...and I wanted to make sure
his girlfriend likes it first.

1816
01:49:46,300 --> 01:49:48,600
Oh, he has a girlfriend, huh?

1817
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:52,100
Yeah, I have an idea.

1818
01:49:52,300 --> 01:49:53,500
For this house.

1819
01:49:53,700 --> 01:49:54,800
For me.

1820
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,800
And hopefully, if you like it...

1821
01:49:57,900 --> 01:50:00,500
...and things continue to, you know...

1822
01:50:02,100 --> 01:50:03,500
Anna...

1823
01:50:03,700 --> 01:50:05,800
...I have a plan, okay?

1824
01:50:05,900 --> 01:50:08,900
I know where my life is going,
and I want you to go with me.

1825
01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:11,300
I'm not saying I want you
to move in right now...

1826
01:50:11,500 --> 01:50:15,500
...but I don't want to buy this place
unless, at some point...

1827
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:17,900
...you could see yourself moving in.

1828
01:50:18,500 --> 01:50:20,200
So, what do you think?

1829
01:50:21,700 --> 01:50:24,000
I can't do this.

1830
01:50:25,000 --> 01:50:26,600
Okay.

1831
01:50:27,700 --> 01:50:30,700
Well, if it's too fast,
I guess we can always just-

1832
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:33,100
I can't do any of this.

1833
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:35,100
I mean...

1834
01:50:35,300 --> 01:50:39,700
...what you're saying
and what you're offering...

1835
01:50:39,900 --> 01:50:42,900
...is what every girl wants.

1836
01:50:43,100 --> 01:50:45,400
It's what I always wanted.

1837
01:50:45,600 --> 01:50:47,600
It's just...

1838
01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:55,700
You don't want it with me.

1839
01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:17,500
Okay.

1840
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:20,900
I have a question.

1841
01:51:22,300 --> 01:51:24,600
Is there any way we could...

1842
01:51:25,500 --> 01:51:28,500
...dial it back to before,
when we were just sleeping together...

1843
01:51:28,700 --> 01:51:32,800
...because I don't know,
I felt like that gelled.

1844
01:51:46,700 --> 01:51:48,300
Babe?

1845
01:52:22,900 --> 01:52:24,200
It was nice meeting you.

1846
01:52:24,300 --> 01:52:26,600
Thank you so much for a lovely evening.

1847
01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:28,600
You too.

1848
01:52:34,900 --> 01:52:36,000
Good night.

1849
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:57,100
You forget something?

1850
01:52:58,100 --> 01:53:00,100
Yeah, I did.

1851
01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:03,100
Really? What did you forget?

1852
01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:08,300
This.

1853
01:53:13,100 --> 01:53:17,600
You came all the way here at 11:00 at night
to bring me back a promotional pen?

1854
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:18,900
Yeah.

1855
01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:24,400
I thought I should just come up with
some really great excuse to get over here.

1856
01:53:24,500 --> 01:53:26,600
That's how it's done, isn't it?

1857
01:53:28,100 --> 01:53:29,400
Sometimes.

1858
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:32,100
Look, I can't stop thinking about you.

1859
01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:33,800
It's a problem.

1860
01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:38,200
I drive by your place, I call and hang up.

1861
01:53:38,400 --> 01:53:39,400
I'm turning into-

1862
01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:41,100
Me.

1863
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:43,700
Yeah.

1864
01:53:46,800 --> 01:53:49,100
A wise person once told me...

1865
01:53:49,300 --> 01:53:54,100
...that if a guy wants to be with a girl
he will make it happen, no matter what.

1866
01:53:54,300 --> 01:53:55,400
That's true.

1867
01:53:55,500 --> 01:53:58,600
But when I was hurling my body
onto yours...

1868
01:53:58,700 --> 01:54:00,900
...you did not seem
to want to make it happen.

1869
01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:04,400
Yeah, all right.
Here's the thing about that:

1870
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:06,000
You were right.

1871
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:09,800
I've gotten so used to keeping myself
at a safe distance from all these women...

1872
01:54:10,000 --> 01:54:11,400
...and having the power...

1873
01:54:11,600 --> 01:54:13,700
...that I didn't know what it felt like...

1874
01:54:13,900 --> 01:54:16,100
...when I actually fell...

1875
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:18,400
...for one of them.

1876
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:23,400
I didn't know.

1877
01:54:32,400 --> 01:54:34,800
Look, I just went out
with your friend Bill and...

1878
01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:36,000
Yeah.

1879
01:54:36,200 --> 01:54:38,800
He might be just exactly what I need.

1880
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:40,700
No drama.

1881
01:54:40,900 --> 01:54:43,200
He calls, he does what he says.

1882
01:54:43,300 --> 01:54:45,400
- I can do that stuff too.
- But you didn't.

1883
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:48,100
And that same wise person told me
that I am the rule.

1884
01:54:48,300 --> 01:54:51,900
That I have to stop thinking
that every guy will change.

1885
01:54:52,100 --> 01:54:54,400
That I have to stop thinking that-

1886
01:55:11,700 --> 01:55:13,400
I'm the exception.

1887
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:19,100
You are my exception.

1888
01:56:02,500 --> 01:56:03,500
Conor Barry.

1889
01:56:03,700 --> 01:56:06,100
Hi, it's Mary at the Blade.

1890
01:56:06,300 --> 01:56:08,600
I'm looking at your new ad and I love it.

1891
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:12,100
Really? You don't think the muscle T
is too much?

1892
01:56:12,700 --> 01:56:16,500
I think the shirt you're wearing now
is probably more you.

1893
01:56:18,400 --> 01:56:19,700
What, you here?

1894
01:56:19,900 --> 01:56:22,100
I'm sitting right in front of you.

1895
01:56:23,500 --> 01:56:25,400
Wow, this is you. Mary.

1896
01:56:25,500 --> 01:56:26,600
It's me.

1897
01:56:26,800 --> 01:56:28,000
I'm me.

1898
01:56:31,900 --> 01:56:33,200
Should I-?

1899
01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,800
- Please. Please.
- Okay.

1900
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:37,000
- Talk to you in a minute.
- See you in a second.

1901
01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:39,000
Okay.

1902
01:56:40,800 --> 01:56:42,400
Hey.

1903
01:56:42,500 --> 01:56:43,800
- Hi.
- How are you?

1904
01:56:44,000 --> 01:56:45,400
It's nice to finally meet you.

1905
01:56:45,600 --> 01:56:46,600
- You too.
- In person.

1906
01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:49,400
This is a pleasant surprise.

1907
01:56:49,600 --> 01:56:50,800
- You...
- What?

1908
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:54,100
- I don't know. Not what I expected.
- My voice doesn't match my face?

1909
01:56:54,300 --> 01:56:56,700
Your voice does not match your face
in a good way.

1910
01:56:56,800 --> 01:56:59,800
In a- Yeah, I mean-
That sounded terrible.

1911
01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:06,200
Amazing.

1912
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:08,700
I don't know how all this stuff
fit in here before.

1913
01:57:08,900 --> 01:57:11,800
I know. It seems like it just expanded.

1914
01:57:20,700 --> 01:57:25,100
You are not trying
to get these back in here.

1915
01:57:25,300 --> 01:57:28,200
- You are not getting rid of these pants.
- We had a deal, mister.

1916
01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:29,700
These are not staying.

1917
01:57:29,900 --> 01:57:34,200
- You can store those horizontally.
- Goodwill wouldn't even take these.

1918
01:57:34,400 --> 01:57:36,900
They could be pressed,
flattened, you can-

1919
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:40,500
If you're gonna throw them out,
at least check the pockets, all right?

1920
01:57:40,700 --> 01:57:44,300
So you don't throw away
some personal items.

1921
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:04,800
I love you so much.

1922
01:58:05,500 --> 01:58:07,100
So much.

1923
01:58:07,700 --> 01:58:09,900
And I wanna make you happy.

1924
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:12,500
I need to make you happy...

1925
01:58:12,700 --> 01:58:16,900
...for me to even have a shot
at being happy.

1926
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:23,400
Will you marry me?

1927
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:32,600
Yes, of course I will. Yes.

1928
01:58:32,800 --> 01:58:34,400
Yes.

1929
01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:40,800
Thank God.

1930
01:58:44,700 --> 01:58:47,000
Girls are taught
a lot of stuff growing up:

1931
01:58:47,100 --> 01:58:49,700
If a guy punches you, he likes you.

1932
01:58:49,900 --> 01:58:52,100
Never try to trim your own bangs.

1933
01:58:52,300 --> 01:58:57,200
And someday you will meet a wonderful guy
and get your very own happy ending.

1934
01:58:57,400 --> 01:58:59,100
And your commitment
to each other.

1935
01:59:00,600 --> 01:59:04,000
Every movie we see,
every story we're told...

1936
01:59:04,200 --> 01:59:05,800
...implores us to wait for it.

1937
01:59:06,700 --> 01:59:12,500
The third act twist:
The unexpected declaration of love.

1938
01:59:13,500 --> 01:59:15,600
The exception to the rule.

1939
01:59:15,800 --> 01:59:19,300
But sometimes we're so focused
on finding our happy ending...

1940
01:59:19,500 --> 01:59:22,200
...we don't learn how to read the signs.

1941
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:25,300
How to tell the ones who want us
from the ones who don't.

1942
01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:28,800
The ones who will stay
from the ones who will leave.

1943
01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:39,200
- Hi.
- Hi.

1944
01:59:39,800 --> 01:59:44,100
And maybe this happy ending
doesn't include a wonderful guy.

1945
01:59:45,500 --> 01:59:48,500
Maybe it's you...

1946
01:59:50,000 --> 01:59:51,900
...on your own...

1947
01:59:52,100 --> 01:59:55,100
...picking up the pieces and starting over.

1948
01:59:56,500 --> 02:00:00,400
Freeing yourself up
for something better in the future.

1949
02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:05,100
Maybe the happy ending is just...

1950
02:00:05,700 --> 02:00:07,600
...moving on.

1951
02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:14,900
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn.
Forget the dip. Come on, come on.

1952
02:00:15,100 --> 02:00:17,100
Let's go, Alex.

1953
02:00:17,300 --> 02:00:18,900
Come on, Alex, your turn.

1954
02:00:19,100 --> 02:00:20,300
Ready? LOL.

1955
02:00:20,500 --> 02:00:22,900
Laugh out loud! We won!

1956
02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:24,900
Or maybe
the happy ending is this:

1957
02:00:25,100 --> 02:00:28,900
Knowing that through all the unreturned
phone calls and broken hearts...

1958
02:00:29,100 --> 02:00:32,600
...through all the blunders
and misread signals...

1959
02:00:32,800 --> 02:00:35,700
...through all of the pain
and embarrassment...

1960
02:00:35,900 --> 02:00:39,800
...you never,
ever gave up hope.

1961
02:00:47,000 --> 02:00:48,600
Now that
we are married...

1962
02:00:48,800 --> 02:00:50,000
We're gonna move.

1963
02:00:50,200 --> 02:00:52,200
Gonna move.
That's one thing we're gonna do.

1964
02:00:52,300 --> 02:00:56,300
Another thing we're gonna do
is move a little further away from...

1965
02:00:56,500 --> 02:00:59,300
- Baltimore?
- Your sisters.

1966
02:00:59,900 --> 02:01:01,800
I mean,
everyone makes mistakes.

1967
02:01:02,000 --> 02:01:07,000
I've started trying to figure out what
I wanna do, who I wanna be, you know?

1968
02:01:07,200 --> 02:01:10,800
Probably seems the wrong time to do that,
but why not? You know, why not?

1969
02:01:11,000 --> 02:01:12,300
Better later than never.

1970
02:01:12,500 --> 02:01:14,200
I'm dating now.

1971
02:01:16,500 --> 02:01:19,100
What do you miss
most about marriage?

1972
02:01:19,300 --> 02:01:20,700
Have you been married?

1973
02:01:20,900 --> 02:01:21,900
Yes, I'm married.

1974
02:01:22,100 --> 02:01:23,800
- You are married?
- I am married.

1975
02:01:23,900 --> 02:01:25,800
And what's your question?

1976
02:01:25,900 --> 02:01:29,800
- We're heading there, is that fair?
- It's moving fast. Just on our way.

1977
02:01:29,900 --> 02:01:32,700
I like him, I'll say that L word.

1978
02:01:32,900 --> 02:01:35,800
That's true, it does start with an L. Yeah.

1979
02:01:36,000 --> 02:01:38,400
I like her a lot, so...

1980
02:01:38,600 --> 02:01:41,100
- Good, I'm glad.
- I love her. I love her.

1981
02:01:41,800 --> 02:01:44,300
You know, what I've been focusing
my energy on...

1982
02:01:44,500 --> 02:01:48,300
...is like a self-discovery,
as opposed to dating.

1983
02:01:48,500 --> 02:01:50,900
I don't know.
Maybe dating's a little overrated.

1984
02:01:51,100 --> 02:01:55,900
Good friend of mine and I
are going to India for a few months.

1985
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:57,400
We're going on a yoga retreat.

1986
02:01:57,600 --> 02:01:59,900
I really genuinely
love this person-

1987
02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:01,900
He had asked me
to co-host this party...

1988
02:02:02,100 --> 02:02:03,300
...and I stayed after.

1989
02:02:03,500 --> 02:02:07,100
I was trying to help you out because
there was this girl who would not leave...

1990
02:02:07,300 --> 02:02:10,100
- ... that tall girl.
- Right. She was gross.

1991
02:02:10,200 --> 02:02:11,600
I was trying to-

1992
02:02:11,800 --> 02:02:13,600
She was-
Come on.