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The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:41,457 A girl will never forget the first boy she likes. 3 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:47,087 Even if things don't quite work out. 4 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,715 Why did you do that? 5 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,967 Because you smell like dog poo. 6 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,887 You're so stupid, just like dog poo. 7 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,472 You're made out of poo! 8 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:01,143 But usually someone is there to offer words of wisdom. 9 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,561 Made... 10 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,104 ...of... 11 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:05,898 ...dog... 12 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,399 ...poo. 13 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,859 Honey... 14 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:14,281 ...do you know why that little boy did those things and said those things? 15 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,283 It's because he likes you. 16 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:18,660 And there it is. 17 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,497 That's the beginning of our problem. 18 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:27,795 That little boy is doing those terrible things because he's got a crush on you. 19 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,296 Do you know what this means? 20 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,589 We're all encouraged... 21 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,924 ...no, programmed... 22 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,635 ...to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk... 23 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,262 ...that means he likes you. 24 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,351 He likes you too much. 25 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,394 You're too pretty and too awesome. 26 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,688 - Yes. - He can't handle it. 27 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,777 That Phi Delt so obviously liked you. 28 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,154 I'm sure he just lost your number. 29 00:01:55,698 --> 00:02:00,285 He's not asking you out because he's intimidated by your professional success. 30 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:14,049 Trust me. It's because he's just getting out of a serious relationship. 31 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:18,220 Trust me. It's because he's never had a serious relationship. 32 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,734 Why do we say this stuff to each other? 33 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,405 Is it possible that it's because we're too scared... 34 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,741 ...and it's too hard to say the one obvious truth... 35 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,911 ...that's staring everyone in the face? 36 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,805 So Janine says you're a real-estate agent. 37 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,224 Yeah, but I'm not one of those cheesy ones... 38 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:07,311 ...that puts my headshots on bus benches and grocery carts. 39 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,813 So just, like, Frisbees and notepads? 40 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,023 Basically. 41 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,108 - It's much classier. - My thoughts exactly. 42 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,448 Wonder why Janine never thought to introduce us before. 43 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,408 I don't know. I don't know. 44 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:24,620 - Hey, guys. Want another round? - You want one more? 45 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:30,959 Only if you do. I mean, if you need to get going, I totally... 46 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,462 Uh... 47 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,256 Okay, well... 48 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,468 Sure. One more. Ketel and soda? 49 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,929 And a beer, please. 50 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,972 Be right back. 51 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:48,977 - Well, Conor, I had a really nice time. - It was really nice meeting you. 52 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,563 - Bye. - See you. 53 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:00,822 Hey, it's me. 54 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,450 He's cute, and I think it went well. 55 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:08,163 And I think he might be leaving me a message at home as we speak. 56 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:12,417 Hey, it's me. Just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you. 57 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,504 Oh, that's very sweet of you, Conor. Thanks. 58 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,674 Listen, I was wondering if you wanted to grab a late bite. 59 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,385 Tonight? I... 60 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:25,639 No, I was supposed to meet friends but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me. 61 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,433 No, of course, I'm not mad. Well, I'll be up for a while. 62 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,519 - Do you wanna go ahead of me? - I'll be up. 63 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,937 - Oh, can you hold on? - Okay. 64 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,314 No, that's fine. You just have one thing, so... 65 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,275 No, technically I have six... 66 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:40,028 ...and I'm mulling over a gum purchase, so I think you should go. 67 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,530 Okay. 68 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,990 Let me call you right back. 69 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,199 All right. Okay. 70 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,034 - Hi. - Hey. 71 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,370 Just that and that, please. 72 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,372 Thank you. 73 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,044 Oh, my word. 74 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,339 Seriously? That's not possible. 75 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,551 I just deposited cash three days ago, so it's just not possible. 76 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,512 Oh, it's not that. Let me check something. 77 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,681 Congratulations, you won. 78 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,725 What? 79 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:13,937 Our Funky Fall promotion. You're our 1000th customer this month. 80 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,689 What? 81 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,487 Are you kidding me? 82 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,823 I don't do kidding. 83 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,660 Oh, my God. I can't believe this, it's so exciting. 84 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,914 Oh, my God. I never won anything before. 85 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:36,543 This is the most exciting thing that ever happened to me. Is that sad? 86 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,629 Yea... No. I don't think so. 87 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,215 - Really? - Yes. 88 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,426 Thank you! Come here. 89 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:46,928 Wow. 90 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,767 As the Terps move to mid-ice, trying to... 91 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,769 - Hey. - Hey. 92 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,938 - How was the date? - It was fine. Whatever. 93 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,066 - Why are you here? - My cable's out. 94 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,569 Come on, Spiewak, it's not the Ice Capades. 95 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,489 You didn't hear the phone ring by any chance, did you? 96 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,991 - No, I didn't. - Shit. 97 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,869 Anna gave me the old, "I'll call you right back." 98 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,121 Oh, shit, yeah? Well, how long ago? 99 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:17,042 That was 22 minutes ago. 100 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,960 Do I call back? 101 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:21,213 Should you call back? No, absolutely not. 102 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,883 I'm gonna call back and say I'm going to bed. 103 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,803 What? No. It's 9:30. You're gonna...? 104 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,137 No, it's a great idea. 105 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:32,349 I'll call and say, "In case you were gonna call me back, don't... 106 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,643 ...because I'll be sleeping." A genius idea. 107 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,103 Okay, no, that's brilliant. 108 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,481 When you wake up you can say, "I'm awake now, I'm available to take your call." 109 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,692 Oh, gosh. A second. 110 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,320 - Sorry about that. - It's all right. 111 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,656 I was... 112 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,616 Wait, what was I saying again? 113 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,744 You don't wanna be like your mother, wake up one morning... 114 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,830 ...and realize you never pursued your dreams. 115 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,289 Is that what I was saying? 116 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,083 - You want some gum? - No, thank you. 117 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:02,087 God, that's kind of heavy for a grocery chat. 118 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,506 - No, that's okay. - Isn't it? 119 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,092 - Sorry. - I actually might be able to help. 120 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,513 Yeah, I know a guy at my office who deals exclusively with music clients. 121 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,806 - Are you kidding? - Uh-uh. 122 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,641 Oh, my God. 123 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,102 - Are you my savior or something? - No. 124 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,105 - Can you hold this for a second? - Yeah. 125 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,358 Oh, this is so unexpected. 126 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,663 Okay... 127 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,873 I don't... 128 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,208 I'm married. 129 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,544 I don't do this. 130 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:46,047 You don't do what? You don't help struggling singers? 131 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:53,221 Not hot yoga-instructing singers... 132 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,266 ...who are incredibly charming. 133 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,604 Hm. 134 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,483 Well, you could... You could give me your card. 135 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,068 That's legit, right? Is that allowed? 136 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,320 I could do that. 137 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,238 - Yeah. - That'd be okay, right? 138 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,073 Yeah. 139 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,827 Great, thank you so much. 140 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,746 Course. Do you need help to your car? 141 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,165 - Where'd you park? - No, I'm fine. It's okay. 142 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,585 - It was very nice to meet you. - Yeah. 143 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,420 Okay. 144 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,517 Who was that? 145 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:43,897 - Oh, that was a prospective client. - Oh. 146 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,191 Okay. 147 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,403 I can talk to a woman. It doesn't have to be like that. 148 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,447 No. Absolutely not. 149 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,909 - Just drive. - Relax. 150 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,805 - Hi. - Hi. 151 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,140 - How you doing? - Good. 152 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:22,310 - Yeah? - Yeah. I just got off the phone. 153 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,479 - Yeah? - Yeah, with my little sister. 154 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,566 - How's she doing? - She's getting married. 155 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,484 Really? 156 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,069 Yeah. 157 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,362 Great. 158 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,947 You really think that's great? 159 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,699 Yeah. 160 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,993 Devon seems like... 161 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,911 ...a great guy. 162 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,792 Well, so you think it's great that they're getting married... 163 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:51,381 ...but you don't ever feel like we're going against nature, or something... 164 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,883 ...by not getting married? 165 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:56,595 No. 166 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:02,017 Going against nature is like the cat who suckled that monkey. 167 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:06,479 You and I are just two people who happen not to be married. 168 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:10,191 Let me tell you something. People who get married are not to be trusted. 169 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,569 You are so weird. 170 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,987 They're not. You know why? 171 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,865 Because if you are so legitimately happy, honestly... 172 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,743 ...you wouldn't feel the need to make a big show out of it. 173 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,620 You wouldn't have to broadcast it. 174 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,538 They do it because they're insecure... 175 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,958 ...and they think getting married's what they're supposed to be doing. 176 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,711 So they're lying to themselves and to other people. 177 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,212 Seriously. 178 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,716 Think about you and your friends. Okay? 179 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,093 These women you have great relationships with... 180 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:40,138 ...you're close to them, some of them you've known for years. 181 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,723 But you don't feel the need... 182 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:47,354 ...to write a $45 check to the state of Maryland for a friendship certificate. 183 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,189 - Yeah. No, I get that. - Right? 184 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,400 Why should it be any different, you know, with me and you? 185 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:56,196 We're very happy, I love you, I'm committed to you... 186 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,573 ...we have a great life, you know? 187 00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,783 Yes, you're right. 188 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:03,078 Why can't we just be happy? 189 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,913 You're right. 190 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,666 - I'm gonna get you some more tea. - Okay. 191 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,926 Please enter your pass... 192 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,594 You have no messages. 193 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,680 Main menu. To send a message... 194 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,727 Okay, so clearly he hasn't called. 195 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,688 Maybe he's away on business. 196 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,899 He sells real estate. In Baltimore. 197 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,402 - Staying in town is his business. - Right. 198 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,278 Well, look, let me tell you. 199 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:41,241 After I went out with Ben for the first time, he didn't call me for 11 days. 200 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,952 Eleven days. And now he's the world's best husband. 201 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,286 That happens all the time. 202 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:46,705 - Really? - Really. 203 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,998 You want coffee? 204 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,626 - I got you 2 percent. - Thanks. 205 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,757 This is all your fault. 206 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,759 What? Why? 207 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,469 You set us up. 208 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:07,475 No. You asked me if I know any guys, and I gave Conor your phone number. 209 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,269 That's not a setup. 210 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,230 When I do a setup, I weigh the pros and cons. 211 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,482 I do my due diligence. 212 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:19,112 All I know about Conor is that he sold us this house. 213 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,160 Seriously, stop. 214 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,872 He said he always hangs out after work at the City Supper Club. 215 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,291 Maybe I should do a little drive-by? 216 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,460 Please don't. 217 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,670 He'll call. 218 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,013 Why'd they even invent caller ID? 219 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,474 It's, like, who is this service helping? 220 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,517 I mean, for centuries... 221 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,772 Okay, well maybe not centuries, but for, like, a lot and lot of years... 222 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,025 ...people have been answering their phone, not knowing who it is... 223 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,611 ...and as far as I can tell, no one's died from that. 224 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:04,491 And it's like if the police wanna know who placed a call, they could trace it. 225 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,159 I mean, what am I, the police? 226 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,038 This constant obsession with needing to know who's calling all the time... 227 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,498 ...it's, like, so gross. 228 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:15,293 Like, you pick up the phone, you find out who it is, then you know. 229 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,920 It's, like... 230 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,547 Look, all I'm saying... 231 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,344 ...if a guy doesn't call me, I would like to reserve the right... 232 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,555 ...to call him at 15-minute intervals until he picks up. 233 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,849 But if he looks down and sees my numbers... 234 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:33,311 ...he's gonna think I'm some kind of psycho or something. 235 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,605 Which I'm not. 236 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,482 Obviously. 237 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,115 Hello? 238 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,784 Mom. 239 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,911 I gotta call you back. 240 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,582 Inhale. Upward-facing dog. 241 00:13:54,750 --> 00:14:00,046 Look up towards the ceiling. 242 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,966 He ordered more drinks for us when the waitress came. 243 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,093 He remembered exactly what I wanted. 244 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,762 He initiated the hug. He said it was nice meeting me. 245 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,933 So wait. This was at the end of the date or the beginning of the date? 246 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,435 End. Why, does it matter? 247 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,939 Yeah. "Nice meeting you" at the beginning of the date, that's normal. 248 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,358 "Nice meeting you" at the end of the date... 249 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,443 It could be a blowoff. 250 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,445 Maybe it was at the beginning. 251 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,699 Okay. That's fine. He's gonna call. 252 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,284 Or maybe it was at the end. 253 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,536 Or maybe it was just nice to meet me. 254 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,204 Help. 255 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,623 Hi. This is torture. 256 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,751 How am I supposed to come up with something pithy and dynamic... 257 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,378 ...to say about cinnamon blends? 258 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,005 It's hard to focus on nutmeg... 259 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,632 ...when the guy who might be the guy of my dreams... 260 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,093 ...refuses to call me. 261 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,846 After my first date with Neil... 262 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,055 ...I called him. 263 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,017 There are no rules anymore. 264 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:57,812 And, I mean, why should you have to wait for him to get off his ass? 265 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,403 - It's ringing. - That's pretty standard. 266 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,447 - Hey, you've reached Conor. - Yes! Voicemail. 267 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,450 - Leave a message, I'll get back to you. - Notes. 268 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,452 "Hey, Conor, it's Gigi. 269 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,579 I just thought, I hadn't heard from you... 270 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:20,001 ...and how stupid is it that a gal has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?" 271 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,130 What does that say? What's that say? 272 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,300 Because we're all equal, right? 273 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,344 More than equal. 274 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,347 More women are accepted into law school now than men. 275 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,933 And, I mean, I don't know if you saw that Dateline... 276 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,769 ...but women practically have penises now, right? So... 277 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,896 Call me. 278 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,523 Oh, this is Gigi. Call me. 279 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,863 Don't worry, he's totally gonna call. 280 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,882 What? 281 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,386 How can there not be a dial tone? How can there not be a dial tone? 282 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,972 No dial tone. Come here, dial tone. 283 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,390 Gigi, are you there? 284 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:16,891 Hello, Gigi? 285 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,518 - Mom, is that you? - Yes. 286 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,355 - I can't talk now, I'll call you back. - Wait, I need you to... 287 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,572 Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message. 288 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,157 Hi, Janine, it's me. 289 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,450 Conor never called... 290 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:39,372 ...so I'm on the precipice of staging a casual run-in at the City Supper Club. 291 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,416 Pick up if you wanna stop me. 292 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,504 All right, I'm interpreting your silence as tacit compliance. Bye. 293 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,385 - What's up, girl? - Hey. 294 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,721 - How are you? - Good. 295 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,853 Knock, knock. 296 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,396 Hey. 297 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,773 So... 298 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,110 ...here we are. Same shift again. 299 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,531 I know. I make the schedule. Remember? 300 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:17,118 Well, I figured it was no coincidence. 301 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,124 I had... 302 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,418 ...a good time the other night. 303 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,086 Yeah. 304 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,797 It's amazing where 10 shots of Patrón will get you. 305 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,595 So I was thinking... 306 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,848 ...after work we could... 307 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,933 You know... 308 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:47,648 Look, Kelli Ann, what happened between us the other night was fun. 309 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,983 It was definitely fun. 310 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,028 But we're way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar. 311 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,239 So that's why I scheduled you. 312 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,283 To work. 313 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,077 So... 314 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,164 Are we good? 315 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,667 - Nope, we're good. - Okay. 316 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,044 Hey, oh, Kelli Ann. 317 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,630 Hey, babe, could you get the door? Thanks. 318 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,976 Hi. Are you joining us for dinner, or? 319 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,478 I'm meeting someone. A guy. 320 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,105 - Why? - Hm? 321 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,148 Nothing. Sorry. For dinner? 322 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:31,943 I'll wait at the bar. 323 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,029 That's a great idea. 324 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,789 What can I get you? 325 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,374 Oh, no, I'm meeting someone. 326 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,210 Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date? 327 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,963 I don't know if you'd call it "hot." 328 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,382 This guy Conor and I have only been out one time... 329 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,175 Wait, wait, wait. Conor Barry? 330 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,635 Yeah. 331 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,804 Conor's not coming in tonight. Thanks a lot. 332 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,557 Did he forget he was supposed to meet you here? 333 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,561 Oh, see, when I said "meeting someone," I guess it was kind of a broad term. 334 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,771 A wide interpretation of the word "meeting." 335 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,023 Right. You know what? I'll call him. 336 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,360 Oh, no. I mean, just totally unnecessary. 337 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,822 Okay. 338 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,782 I just was actually in the area... 339 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,244 ...and so I just figured I'd swing by and see if he was around. 340 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:27,707 Because I had to return his pen. 341 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,959 Had to return this pen. He left this. 342 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:35,089 And I just thought I should really return it before he, you know, freaks out. 343 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,717 Yeah. Okay, I'll get it to him. 344 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,719 Thanks. 345 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,558 "Wilson Ward, DDS, Adult, Child and Geriatric Dentistry." 346 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,979 Look, I'm not going to judge what may or may not be important to someone. 347 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,690 Yeah. That's not even his dentist, though. 348 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,609 Oh, really. Who is? 349 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,069 My dad. 350 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,285 Oh. 351 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,833 I'm Gigi. I went out with Conor last week. 352 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,419 And I just... 353 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,007 I thought if I just ran into him... 354 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,969 I don't know. I'm gonna go. 355 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,763 Wait. 356 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,972 Wait, just... 357 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,225 Hang out for a second. Let me buy you a drink. 358 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,978 One drink. Okay? 359 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:35,066 Give me two seconds, I'll be right back. 360 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:40,821 Look, you seem like a cool girl, so I'm just gonna be honest with you. 361 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,282 Conor's never gonna call you. 362 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,035 Oh, really. How do you know? 363 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,746 Because I'm a guy, and it's just how we do it. 364 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,373 He said it was nice meeting me. 365 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,084 I don't care if he said you were his favorite female... 366 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,586 ...since his mommy and Joanie Cunningham. 367 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,923 Over a week went by, okay, Gigi? And he didn't call you. 368 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,717 But maybe he did call and I didn't get the message. 369 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,302 Or maybe he lost my number... 370 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:07,515 ...or he's out of town, or got hit by a cab, or his grandma died. 371 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,685 Or he didn't call because he has no interest in seeing you again. 372 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,274 Yeah. But my friend Terri once went out with a guy who never called. 373 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,025 She totally wrote him off. 374 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,860 - Over a year goes by. - Right. 375 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,696 She ran into him, and it ended up that... 376 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,532 Your friend Terri's an idiot. She's also the exception... 377 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,701 ...by the way. The rare exception. 378 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,745 Okay. Okay. But what if I'm the exception? 379 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,707 No, you're not. You're not at all. In fact, you're the rule. 380 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:37,253 If a guy doesn't call you, he doesn't wanna call you. 381 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,046 - Really? - Yeah. 382 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,048 - Always? - Yeah, always. 383 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,219 Look, I know what blowing off a woman looks like, okay? 384 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,888 I do it early, I do it often. 385 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:52,518 So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a shit... 386 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,187 ...he genuinely doesn't give a shit. 387 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,231 No exceptions. 388 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,118 Thank you. 389 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,413 Given me a lot to think about. 390 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,755 - Morning, morning. - Excuse me. 391 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,089 - Hi. - Hi. 392 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,549 Everything okay? 393 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,842 Oh, I was up all night. 394 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,053 Please say you were working on the nutmeg copy. 395 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,348 Sure. It's basically done. I have to tell you something important. 396 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,391 Sweetie? What's going on with your hair? 397 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:35,895 Yeah, come here before people see you have a mini muffin in your hair. 398 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,730 Okay. 399 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,231 So... 400 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,570 Thank you. I think I figured it out. 401 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,865 Remember that notary public who cheated on me? 402 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,327 Then Anastasia told me her boyfriend cheated on her at the beginning... 403 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,622 ...but then he changed and now they're married and crazy in love? 404 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,625 - I thought that guy was a process server. - No, notary. 405 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,753 Anyway, my point is, Anastasia's the exception, not the rule. 406 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,880 We have to stop listening to these stories. 407 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,133 The rule is that guys who cheat on you don't care about you much. 408 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:10,513 Okay. 409 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,474 Chad, the drummer who lived in a storage space. 410 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,478 He only used me for rides, and yet I continued to stalk him for most of 1998. 411 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,189 And then... Oh, there was Don... 412 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,943 ...who broke up with me every Friday so that he could have his weekends free. 413 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,986 I was delusional about that relationship. 414 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,656 I'd refer to him as my husband to my dental hygienist. 415 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,117 And all of my friends used to tell me stories... 416 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,911 ...about how things might work out with these dipshits... 417 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,872 ...because they knew someone who dated a dipshit like mine... 418 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,999 ...and that girl ended up getting married. 419 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:42,253 But that's the exception. We're not the exception, we're the rule. 420 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:51,053 Okay, let me just see if I understand. 421 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,930 So what you're saying is... 422 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,392 ...if I hear a story about a girl who's been with a guy for 13 years... 423 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,103 ...and he finally married her, that's the exception. 424 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,896 Yes. 425 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,941 But the rule are guys like Neil... 426 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:08,028 ...who are with girls like me... 427 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,739 ...for seven years and aren't married... 428 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,491 ...they're never getting married. 429 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,326 - No. - No. 430 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,036 - No, no, no. No, no, no. - No. 431 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:20,040 - It's not what she meant in that... - No, it's got nothing to do with you. 432 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,376 I absolutely was not talking about you. 433 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:26,464 - These are specific relationship situations. - I was talking about myself specifically. 434 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,216 Just me specifically, you know? 435 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,348 This guy is, like, impossible not to like, you know? 436 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:39,768 He's flirting with me pretty heavily outside of the Handy Mart... 437 00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:44,064 ...and, you know, everything just kind of lines up, it's really magical. 438 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,233 And then he tells me that he's married. 439 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,819 Which, of course, I should be pissed about, right? 440 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,031 But I just can't stop thinking about him. 441 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,407 But he's married. 442 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,994 I know, I realize that. I don't know what's wrong with me. 443 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,412 What's wrong with me? 444 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,457 Okay. 445 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,418 I know this guy, he works in my dad's printing business. 446 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:09,173 And he was married for 15 years to a nice lady. 447 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:14,053 And one night he meets this woman at some church event. 448 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:18,557 And he tells my dad that he's never felt anything like it before. 449 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:22,102 That he had finally met the one. 450 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,021 So he divorced his wife... 451 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,441 ...and he's been with this other woman for 22 years... 452 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,944 ...and they're insanely happy. 453 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,696 I mean, what if you meet the love of your life... 454 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,949 ...but you already married someone else? 455 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,284 Are you supposed to let them pass you by? 456 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,040 You're right. Okay. 457 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,875 I'm gonna call him. 458 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,211 Okay. 459 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,062 - Hello? - Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks. 460 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,648 Hey, Anna. What's up? 461 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,901 Nothing, I was just... I was taking you up on your offer. 462 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:15,489 I know you said you had a couple of contacts you thought could help me. 463 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:20,953 And I thought maybe we could talk about it over coffee or something like that. 464 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,375 Look, I just... 465 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:30,170 I can't, Anna. 466 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,841 You seemed great. I just... I don't know. 467 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,010 I should probably go. 468 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,845 Take care, though. Bye. 469 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:46,854 - Hey. - Hey. 470 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,439 - I'm psyched you called. - Cool. 471 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,025 Kind of given up on you when you didn't call me back. 472 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,860 I was just thinking about you. 473 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,862 - Want a glass of wine? - Sure. 474 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,864 Okay, what were the categories again? 475 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:02,578 Smart, sexy, funny and cute. 476 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,913 But you can only be two things. 477 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:09,418 Like Sarah Jessica Parker would be funny and sexy. 478 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,545 Bill Clinton would be smart and sexy. 479 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,547 I can't believe you're hot for Clinton. 480 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,257 Go. What am I? 481 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,592 Wait, what was I again? 482 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,594 You're smart and cute. 483 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,805 Okay, you are sexy, very sexy. 484 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,515 And cute. 485 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,185 No, you can't... 486 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,479 Sexy and cute are both in the looks column. 487 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,397 Nobody wants to be all in one column. 488 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:34,568 I sound like a jackass if I say you're all four, which obviously you are. 489 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,904 Especially sexy. 490 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,906 You're the best. 491 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,663 I better go. 492 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:50,042 Okay, well, you know you could stay here if you want. 493 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,461 What? It's been a while. 494 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,380 No, I can't. 495 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,965 I can't stay, I'm totally... 496 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,759 I'm totally, totally fried. 497 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,094 Is that okay? 498 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,720 Yeah. 499 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,851 I'll see you later. 500 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,436 Bye. 501 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,407 Hey. 502 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,534 That look straight to you? 503 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,911 Why are you hanging that? 504 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,957 Because you asked me to about three weeks ago. 505 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,292 I'm getting around to it. 506 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,503 Why? You don't want it here? 507 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,380 No, I love it there. But just stop. 508 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,007 Why? Is it the painting? 509 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:44,138 You know, I know, it looks kind of like a deflated boob here. 510 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,639 Right? I know. 511 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:48,267 It's gonna be depressing. Should I take it down? 512 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,312 No, I want you to stop doing anything nice. 513 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,483 This feels like a trick. 514 00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:58,110 - No. - No? 515 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:02,281 No, I just... I just need you to stop being nice to me... 516 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,450 ...unless you're gonna marry me after. 517 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,162 Is that funny? 518 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:09,788 Do you think that's funny? 519 00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:13,333 No, I guess it's not funny. 520 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,419 See, you can't keep being nice to me... 521 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,298 ...and I can't keep pretending that this is something that it's not. 522 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:22,760 We've been together for over seven years. 523 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,470 You know me, you know who I am. 524 00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:27,473 You either wanna marry me or you don't. 525 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:32,352 Or there's the possibility... 526 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:35,856 ...that I mean it when I say I don't believe in marriage... 527 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,692 Bullshit. 528 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,195 Come on, it's bullshit for every woman... 529 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,948 ...that has been told by some man that he doesn't believe in marriage... 530 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:50,579 ...and then six months later he's married to some 24-year-old that he met at a gym. 531 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,664 It's just... It's bullshit. 532 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:54,291 Where is this coming from? 533 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,503 From the place I've been hiding from you for about five years. 534 00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:58,712 Okay. 535 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,465 Five years, because I haven't wanted to seem demanding. 536 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:06,220 And I haven't wanted to seem clingy or psycho. 537 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,555 Or whatever. 538 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,849 So I haven't asked you. 539 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,894 But I... 540 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,815 I have to. 541 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,109 I mean... 542 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,573 ...are you ever gonna marry me? 543 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,261 Oh, I can't do this anymore. 544 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:07,239 I used to think that I had never been dumped. 545 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,408 Yeah, then we started comparing notes. 546 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:13,620 Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with. 547 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:15,414 - Every one. - Yeah. 548 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,125 - But they do it so skillfully. - Mm-hm. 549 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,628 They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea. 550 00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:24,006 Yeah. You're sitting back 551 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:28,051 "Oh, yeah. This my idea. But wait a second, why am I alone?" 552 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,721 "Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?" 553 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,307 - They Jedi mind-trick you. - Yes, they do. 554 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:34,892 - So they do a soft pass. - Yeah. 555 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,144 They got little lines they like to tell you. 556 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,146 Like, "I don't wanna stand in your way." 557 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,733 Or, "You're perfect, it's just I have to work on myself." 558 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,985 Right. "I'm just thinking of your happiness." 559 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,738 "Oh, I don't deserve you." That's my favorite one. 560 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,323 You know the other one I like? 561 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,950 "I am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you." 562 00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,911 - Well, that could have been you. - Yeah. 563 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,787 That's what I was leaning towards. 564 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,915 Yeah. And the second you hear that... 565 00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:01,084 ...run to the store, get yourself some ribs and some ice cream... 566 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,003 ...because you have been dumped. 567 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,589 Hey Anna, it's Ben. 568 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,675 Listen, I know it's been a while since you called. 569 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:11,929 It's just... It took me by surprise. 570 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,514 But I did offer to help you with your career... 571 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,767 ...and I don't see why I can't do that, right? 572 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,518 So why don't you give me a call... 573 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:21,229 ...and maybe you can come by the office or something. 574 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,899 Okay? All right, take care. Bye. 575 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,192 Hey, you. 576 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,402 Oh, shit. 577 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,530 - What? - You scared me. 578 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,532 - You okay? - Yeah. 579 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,534 Everything's fine. 580 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,078 Are you smoking again? 581 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,330 No, sweetie, I'm not smoking. 582 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:39,539 Why? 583 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,208 You get jumpy when you smoke. 584 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:42,960 I'm not smoking, I promise. 585 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,212 No, I was just sitting here... 586 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:49,049 ...trying to picture what this room's gonna look like when it's finished. 587 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,467 - I like that game. - You do? 588 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,052 Yeah. 589 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,681 What color did you picture? 590 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:57,808 That's where I got stuck. 591 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,393 Yeah. 592 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,479 I was thinking... 593 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,774 ...maybe yellow. 594 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:09,361 - Yellow? Okay. - Yeah. I mean, it's neutral. 595 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:13,365 - Mm-hm. - Yeah. So it could be whatever. 596 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:17,035 It could be an office, it could be a guest room... 597 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,913 ...a gym, a baby's room... 598 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,628 Wait, did you mean "neutral," or "gender-neutral"? 599 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,382 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Oh, really? 600 00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:35,012 I know we said we'd wait to talk about it. 601 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,930 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hm. 602 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:43,520 But I think that we're almost ready to start talking about it. 603 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,456 So that's the last time I do anything pro bono. 604 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,754 Well, ladies, I guess I have to get back to the office. 605 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,591 You go back to the office after happy hour? What's happy about that? 606 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:14,301 I met you. 607 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:19,139 I would love to call you sometime. Do you have a card? 608 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,142 - Of course. - Oh, great. 609 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,479 Here is my info. 610 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,565 - Nice to meet you, Janine. - Nice to meet you. 611 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,984 Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi. 612 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,654 Oh, wait. 613 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,407 So... 614 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,242 ...how are we doing this? 615 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,412 Are you hearing from me or am I getting a call? 616 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,622 What? 617 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,791 You said you'd love to call me... 618 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:48,835 ...but then you said, "Look forward to hearing from you," and... 619 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:50,921 You see how that's kind of confusing? 620 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,965 Yeah, look, we'll talk. We'll get in touch. 621 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,469 You did it again. Very vague. 622 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,305 You know what? Let's just say that you'll call me... 623 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:03,058 ...and then we can skip all the nonsense. 624 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,102 Goodbye, Gigi. 625 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,865 - He was cute. - Yeah, please don't cyber-stalk him. 626 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,869 What are you doing? 627 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,204 I'm not calling him. 628 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,706 If he wants to see me, he'll call. 629 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,166 Wow. 630 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:31,378 That guy Alex really made an impression on you. 631 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,712 Was he hot? 632 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,423 No. He was just... 633 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:36,800 ...right. 634 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,803 Morning. 635 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,555 Morning, Ryan. 636 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:44,599 A surprise mocha venti just because you're so awesome. 637 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,227 - Love you. - Love you. 638 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,479 Good morning. 639 00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:01,908 Okay. 640 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,580 So? 641 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,707 Oh, hi. 642 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,506 - He asked me out. - Oh, my God. He called? 643 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,218 - Well... - He e-mailed? 644 00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:21,887 - No. - What? 645 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,097 Left his calling card with your lady-in-waiting? 646 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:29,060 - He MySpaced me. - Ouch. 647 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:33,607 - Oh. - Oh, girl, I don't know about that. 648 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:37,402 My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call. 649 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,780 Well, what am I supposed to do? 650 00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:42,616 I mean, things have changed. 651 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:45,118 People don't meet each other organically anymore. 652 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:49,247 If I would like to make myself seem more attractive to the opposite sex... 653 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:52,459 ...I don't go and get a new haircut, I update my profile. 654 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,544 That's just the way it is, you know? 655 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,130 Yeah, she's right. 656 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,549 Back, back, back, back. 657 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,636 Ad sales, this is Mary. 658 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:06,973 Hi, Mary, this is Conor, Anna's friend, or whatever. 659 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,141 Hi. 660 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:11,061 So, what'd you think? 661 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,563 Looking at it right now. I'm not sure about this. 662 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:14,981 Oh, you have to trust me. 663 00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,734 It's a burgeoning market, you're gonna make a fortune. 664 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:21,029 I know. Did you have to put me with the massage ads? 665 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:24,783 Well, it was either that or the page with the personals, so... 666 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,826 This page gets a lot of action. 667 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,828 Yeah, I guess you're right. 668 00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:30,664 Hey, have you spoken to Anna lately? 669 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,457 Yeah. 670 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,002 Okay. 671 00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:39,464 All right, Mary, I'll talk to you soon. Thank you. 672 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,049 Bye. 673 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,928 What I'm trying to show you is that there's a difference. 674 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:46,888 There is a difference. 675 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:50,892 Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda to sew these dresses in two weeks? 676 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,310 She wanted to do it. 677 00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:55,855 Really? She told me she felt like an old Indonesian lady in a sweat shop. 678 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,774 - Is that not right? - No, she didn't. 679 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,025 No? 680 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:03,446 What's the...? Why the big rush to get married? 681 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:07,951 Because I am not having my wedding during a gross Baltimore winter... 682 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,995 ...and I am not waiting till spring. 683 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,163 You are so pregnant. 684 00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:13,873 Oh, God, I'm not pregnant. 685 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,001 I'm not pregnant. That's ridiculous. 686 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,378 - Chug a beer then. - No, I'm not chugging a beer. 687 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,546 Chug a beer. 688 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,464 We're in love, you assholes. 689 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:25,218 That's what people do when they're in love, they get married. 690 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:31,641 But you know what? Not everybody gets married, you know? 691 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:35,312 There are many people who never get married. 692 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,106 Well, thanks for the inspirational pep talk. 693 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:42,360 What she meant to say was that it's fine that you broke up with Neil. 694 00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:43,570 Right. 695 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,489 Tons of people make the choice to be alone. They're happy. 696 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,075 Look at Al Pacino. 697 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:52,537 Never been married, happy as a clam. 698 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:56,333 Would that...? Am I...? Would I be Al Pacino in this scenario? 699 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,585 No, Bethie, we just... We want you to be happy. 700 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,088 Well, then you should have rethought the coral. 701 00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:04,132 Oh, her face. 702 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,759 - Your face. - Don't make her cry. 703 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:07,927 I'm sick of these coral jokes. 704 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,014 I know, you're sensitive. Trust me, I get it. 705 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,768 Hey, why don't you have dinner with me and Steven and the kids... 706 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,478 ...then you can just stay over...? 707 00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,022 Why'd she wanna hang out with you and your husband? 708 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,774 The last thing I'd feel like doing. 709 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:22,859 If being in this wedding is too painful... 710 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,654 Oh, God, you guys. Please, stop it. Relax, relax. 711 00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:29,449 That's enough, okay? Seriously, you guys, I'm f... 712 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:33,787 I've gone through breakups before. If you remember, I handle them quite well. 713 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:38,291 You've been there, you've seen it. I'm perfectly capable of doing this. 714 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,043 I can do it again. 715 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,420 I want you to stop worrying about me. 716 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,464 I'm fine. 717 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,467 I know it's here somewhere. 718 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:52,680 I spoke with George Lane in Music. He had a whole list of references for you. 719 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,977 Well, that's okay. You can just call me when you find it. 720 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,817 I swear I didn't lure you here under false pretenses. 721 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,693 I know. 722 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,237 A girl can dream, though. 723 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,325 You're just too good a guy. 724 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,292 Why are you married again? 725 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,380 Seriously, why? 726 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:28,258 No, I really think that it would be good for me to know... 727 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:31,302 ...why you cannot live without this other woman. 728 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:37,851 Well, we'd been together since college and she gave me an ultimatum. 729 00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:41,646 She said, "Either we get married or we break up." 730 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,189 So we got married. 731 00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:46,317 Wow. You caved. 732 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,696 It's complicated. 733 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,573 Really? 734 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:57,162 What? You're a dick if you date a girl for too long and don't marry her. 735 00:40:57,705 --> 00:41:00,832 You marry her and you're an asshole for marrying before you're ready. 736 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,419 I mean, shit, I don't know. 737 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,476 You're really hot. 738 00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:23,188 And I am obviously attracted to you. 739 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,775 So I think the best I can do is... 740 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:32,530 ...eventually find this piece of paper and call you... 741 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,826 ...and hope to just help you out in your career in some small way. 742 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,880 Hi. 743 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,174 Hi. What's going on? 744 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,768 Javier. 745 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:07,106 Javier, I thought we talked about tarping the furniture. 746 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,358 City Supper. 747 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:52,402 Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there? 748 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,028 Hold on. 749 00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:55,989 - Alex? - Yo. 750 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:58,116 - Drinks are good? - Yeah, one more. 751 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,285 - Hello? - Hi, this is Gigi. 752 00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:02,287 - Gigi? - Gigi Phillips. 753 00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:05,081 - Huh? - I, um... 754 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:06,749 ...had the dentist pen. 755 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,085 Right. Hey. How you doing? 756 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,046 - I'm really sorry to bug you. - That's okay. 757 00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:15,425 You had some really good insights and I wanted to ask you a question. 758 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:18,094 Okay, look, now I need to be harsh with you. 759 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,805 Conor's never gonna be interested in you, Geege. 760 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:24,017 No, I know. This is about Jarrad. 761 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:25,268 Jarrad. 762 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,354 So we meet at happy hour and he's completely charming... 763 00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:32,442 Hey, give me two seconds, okay? Two seconds, hold on. 764 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,372 "The only thing happy about this hour is you." 765 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,376 He might have used some derivative of that. 766 00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:57,216 So he says he's going to call, but then he gives me his card and he says... 767 00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:58,885 Oh, he's not interested. 768 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,888 - You don't even know if he's called. - Oh, did he? 769 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:03,514 No. 770 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:07,060 - But I honestly think he's expect... - Okay. 771 00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:11,522 Gigi, he is not interested. 772 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,108 Alex, this is jacked. 773 00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:17,070 The hostess is giving me shit for not wearing a black shirt. 774 00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,613 - It's not black. - Look at it. 775 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:21,741 Not a black shirt. I see it. It's not black. 776 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:23,576 This shit is black. 777 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:30,708 If a guy gives you his phone number instead of taking yours, he's not interested. 778 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,460 He took mine first. Then he gave... 779 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:36,089 And also, if a guy wants to see you, believe me, he will see you. 780 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:42,095 I once called 55 Lauren Bells until I got the right one. 781 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:43,930 That's cute. 782 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,181 What happened? 783 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:48,810 Oh, yeah, as it turns out, her ass looked really huge in the daylight. 784 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,606 Is it your sensitivity that makes you so popular with women? 785 00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:56,275 Don't call him. He doesn't like you. 786 00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:58,444 Don't tiptoe around my feelings. 787 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,239 - Well, I'm just trying to help. - I know. Thank you. 788 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:02,824 Sure. 789 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:05,785 I gotta get back to work, but good luck. 790 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,745 Okay, bye. 791 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,376 Hey, buddy, you home? 792 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,795 Yeah. Come on in. 793 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,883 Hey, you want a beer? 794 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,679 Or an apple martini? 795 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,180 Oh, that's funny. 796 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,892 Have you told your parents? 797 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,603 It's for work. I'm trying to expand my client base. 798 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,564 By pretending to be gay? 799 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:37,442 No, by being more gay-friendly. 800 00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:39,652 Or, in real estate terms, "gay-adjacent." 801 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,446 Nice. I'm gonna use that. 802 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:44,031 I should change this. It's maybe a little much. 803 00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:47,785 I don't know. Dressing like that, seeing a girl who won't sleep with you... 804 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,412 ...I think you can pull it off. 805 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,789 It's not that she won't sleep with me, douche bag. 806 00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:54,417 I have slept with her. It's just she, you know... 807 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,462 Won't sleep with you anymore. 808 00:45:57,963 --> 00:45:59,839 Pretty much, yeah. 809 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,008 What do you think? 810 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,509 I think you got a problem... 811 00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:07,764 ...because you're gonna have to beat them away with a stick, you gorgeous, sexy man. 812 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,182 Holy shit. 813 00:46:09,683 --> 00:46:11,893 Observe your breath. 814 00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:15,480 Inhale, belly rise. 815 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:20,777 And exhale, belly fall. 816 00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,781 Bring your hands together in front of your chest. 817 00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:28,117 Bow your head in gratitude. 818 00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:35,208 - Namaste. - Namaste. 819 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,460 Thank you for coming. See you next week. 820 00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:42,882 Great class. 821 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:56,813 We ran into each other. 822 00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,148 You came to my class. 823 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,651 I had no idea this was your class. 824 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,655 You called to ask me if this was my class. 825 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,198 No, you never called back. 826 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:10,284 Because you told me not to call you if it was my class. It was. 827 00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:12,745 - No. We just ran into each other. - Okay. 828 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:17,583 We're just two innocent folks who happen to be working out near each other. 829 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:19,710 Exactly. 830 00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:23,047 Do you want a swim? 831 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,258 Sure. 832 00:47:31,765 --> 00:47:33,683 You know, I was just thinking... 833 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:36,727 ...why can't we be friends? 834 00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:40,523 I mean, am I not allowed to have friends anymore? 835 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,777 I mean, am I not allowed to be friends with people that are hot? 836 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,655 I mean, what kind of reverse prejudice is that? 837 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,031 I hear you. 838 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,700 I mean... 839 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:54,287 ...am I not supposed to be friends with a guy just because he's married? 840 00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:55,454 Right. 841 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:57,540 Or has an insane smile? 842 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,084 Or an ass that makes me wanna dry hump? 843 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:08,718 - Did you just say "dry hump"? - Yeah. 844 00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:13,723 Think I just fell in love. 845 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:22,106 So we're friends. 846 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:24,233 Yeah. 847 00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:00,937 You wanna come in? 848 00:49:04,816 --> 00:49:06,525 I'm sorry, I don't trust myself. 849 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,946 That's okay. You can just watch. 850 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:15,493 You know, you may be the best friend I've ever had. 851 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,256 - Hi. - Hey. 852 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:37,974 - Take a shower. Hey. - What? Hi. 853 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:40,142 - Honey? - Yeah. 854 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,813 You smell weird. 855 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,065 - I smell weird? - Yeah, different. 856 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:49,485 - Different how? - I don't know. 857 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,738 Sort of an odd thing to say. 858 00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:56,242 You know, maybe it was the ashtray and cigarettes I found. 859 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,327 In the back yard. 860 00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:02,498 What part of "My dad died of lung cancer"... 861 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,668 ...is so hard for you to wrap your brain around? 862 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:06,877 What? 863 00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:10,548 Do not lie to me, Ben. Please, okay? 864 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,846 Are you serious? 865 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:25,563 We have, like, 8000 undocumented workers here daily. 866 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:30,401 Okay, and you find an ashtray with cigarettes in it and you think... 867 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:33,612 You automatically assume that they're mine. 868 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,364 Oh, yeah. 869 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:37,616 Honey, I'm not lying to you. 870 00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:44,373 I think... 871 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,376 ...you are really freaking out. 872 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:51,547 This whole renovation thing's getting to you because nothing's happening. 873 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,180 Just say no. 874 00:50:59,347 --> 00:51:00,598 Get it out. 875 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:01,932 Gonna take a shower. 876 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,810 - I'm exhausted. - Okay. 877 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:11,650 - Sorry. - It's all right. 878 00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,662 Who'd have thought that a random girl from yoga... 879 00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:27,750 ...would fix me up with such a good kisser? - Back at you, sister. 880 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,963 I can't wait to kiss you again. 881 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,174 But we're kissing right now. 882 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:36,509 I know, next time. 883 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:39,386 The second-date kiss is way more intimate. 884 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:42,556 Well, listen... 885 00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:46,227 ...l'm leaving tomorrow, so I'll be out of touch for a little bit. 886 00:51:48,730 --> 00:51:51,607 Can you excuse me a quick second? Too many Diet Cokes. 887 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:53,234 Okay. 888 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:12,628 Oh, yeah. 889 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:13,879 Yeah? 890 00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:16,799 Hey, sorry to bug you again. Quick question. 891 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,260 Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry. 892 00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:21,387 What's going on? 893 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:24,557 Okay, I'm making out with this guy... PG stuff. 894 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:28,185 And he mentions that he's going out of town, he's gonna be out of touch. 895 00:52:28,353 --> 00:52:29,478 Run. 896 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,231 But maybe he is going out of town. 897 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:35,025 Where? Where's he going that he's gonna be out of touch? 898 00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:39,572 Where are you going out of town to again? 899 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:41,991 Um... Uh... Pittsburgh. 900 00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:44,702 Pittsburgh. 901 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:45,995 Run. 902 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:49,582 So, what, now I'm just supposed to run from every guy who doesn't like me? 903 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:51,876 Yeah. 904 00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:55,379 There's not gonna be anybody left. 905 00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,674 I don't know why I'm saying this... 906 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:01,677 ...but I think I know a nice guy who might actually like you. 907 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,554 - Yeah? - Yeah. 908 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:05,806 He's friends with my brother. His name's Bill. 909 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,517 We'll all meet for drinks and it'll be good. 910 00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:12,730 So, I mean, I'm in his bathroom right now. 911 00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:13,939 What do I do? 912 00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:18,235 Well, you gotta come out eventually, right? But I'd take my time in there. 913 00:53:18,653 --> 00:53:20,446 I'd let him sweat. 914 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,907 - Thanks. - Good luck. 915 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:54,730 Yeah, the boat looks great. 916 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:56,440 You look like shit. 917 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,484 But your boat looks great. 918 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:02,488 Yeah. I live on my boat, man. 919 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,782 Personal hygiene goes out the window. 920 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,201 A lot of time to work on the place. 921 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,203 You should try working on a shower. 922 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:10,996 Yeah. 923 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:14,333 Hey, what can I tell you? 924 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:18,462 Standing on principle, man. It's all I got. 925 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:24,093 Cigarette? 926 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,469 No, I'm good. 927 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,972 That's right, you quit. 928 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,599 Good for you. 929 00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:40,859 So did Janine send you out here to check up on me? 930 00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:43,279 Yeah, pretty much. 931 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:45,322 What are you gonna tell her? 932 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,326 I'll tell her how gorgeous you look out here on the ocean. 933 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,663 Break. 934 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:54,623 Any word from Beth? 935 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,545 She's so busy organizing her sister's funeral, I think she must be... 936 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:00,838 Sister's what? 937 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,007 Her wedding. Her sister's wedding. 938 00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:05,801 - Isn't that what I said? - No. You said "funeral." 939 00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,553 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 940 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,346 Shit, did I really? 941 00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:11,724 That's so weird. 942 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:14,393 I don't understand why people wanna get married. 943 00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:17,521 They don't. 944 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,231 - They don't? - No. 945 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:22,735 No, no guy actually wants to get married. 946 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:26,113 And if they do, all they're really thinking about? 947 00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:28,490 All the women they're gonna miss out on. 948 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,868 I don't wanna be with anybody else, just Beth. 949 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,580 I don't know, man, I... 950 00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,415 Why'd you get married? 951 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:40,586 I love Janine. 952 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,379 You're a happily married guy. 953 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,840 Yeah. 954 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,051 Yeah, I'd say so. 955 00:55:53,558 --> 00:55:55,726 Now, I know I don't need to tell any of you... 956 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:59,563 ...that my cousin Paige is hot. 957 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:04,651 In high school, if I told the popular guys that Paige was my cousin... 958 00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:06,904 ...it'd keep me from getting my ass kicked... 959 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:09,782 ...because no one wanted to blow their chances with her. 960 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:16,038 And when she gets up there and says those marriage vows to Devon... 961 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,916 ...there will be hearts breaking all over the world. 962 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:20,959 - Hear, hear. - That's sweet. 963 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:27,758 But, you know, keep in mind that her sister Beth is still on the market. 964 00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:31,637 Yeah, sure, she may be an older model... 965 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:34,556 ...but she got a lot of good miles left in that tank. 966 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,475 But don't stay on the lot too long... 967 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:39,561 ...or next year's models are gonna slip in there and steal all... 968 00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,730 Okay, that's enough of the speeches. 969 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:42,940 Okay. 970 00:56:43,108 --> 00:56:44,983 So enjoy the crab. 971 00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:50,906 And that yellow stuff is not hot mustard, it's the crab's hepatopancreas. 972 00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:55,828 Bethie. 973 00:56:57,205 --> 00:57:00,040 Your cousin Jay has always been a jackass. 974 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:01,250 I know. 975 00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,002 And somehow even he's married. 976 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:07,840 Oh, honey, look. 977 00:57:08,007 --> 00:57:11,468 Back when everyone was just going to camp at the Y... 978 00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,637 ...you borrowed my New York Times... 979 00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:16,181 ...found some arts camp in the Berkshires... 980 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:19,518 ...wrote away for information and got accepted on your own. 981 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:22,354 You never did things like everyone else. 982 00:57:22,522 --> 00:57:23,814 Why not? 983 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:25,524 Because that's you. 984 00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:28,861 That's why you're my favorite daughter. 985 00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:31,947 You're not supposed to say that. 986 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:33,949 I don't give a shit. 987 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,660 I'm retired, I'll say what I want to. 988 00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:38,829 I'll say it to the whole room if you want. 989 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,748 Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop. 990 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:43,792 It's true, though. 991 00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:02,144 Hey. 992 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:06,231 - What are you doing? - Waiting for you. 993 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:11,820 Come on. 994 00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:17,242 Sorry I'm late. 995 00:58:17,410 --> 00:58:18,744 No, it's okay. 996 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,829 I like a little time before a blind date. 997 00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:24,708 Prepare myself mentally, remind myself not to tell the story about my molars... 998 00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,084 Gigi, he's not coming. 999 00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:29,463 But you can tell me the story about the molars. I'd love to hear it. 1000 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:31,423 Hey. 1001 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,258 How could he already not like me? 1002 00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:36,678 I screwed up. I told Bill it was Thursday, not Tuesday. It's my fault. 1003 00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:38,263 Hi. Are you good? 1004 00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:40,516 - Can I get a Jameson on the rocks? - Sure. 1005 00:58:43,269 --> 00:58:46,730 Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who can't distinguish Tuesday from Thursday. 1006 00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:50,984 Meanwhile, this girl, she's probably meeting her soul mate as we speak. 1007 00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:52,611 - This one right here? - Mm-hm. 1008 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,279 Oh, God, no. 1009 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:56,657 How do you know? 1010 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,368 The guy working the Tom Cruise thing? 1011 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,870 She's interested, he's clearly not. 1012 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:05,040 You cannot tell from a cursory glance that he's not into her. 1013 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,876 Actually, I can. I see this stuff going on every night. 1014 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:10,629 Watch this. She's going on about her macrobiotic diet. 1015 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,048 He's thinking, "Dear Christ, get me out of here." 1016 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,633 And look, how fortuitous. 1017 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:17,469 Drinks spill, which is perfect for him, because now... 1018 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:19,888 He can move on to the girl with the shoulder tattoo. 1019 00:59:21,182 --> 00:59:22,975 Man, you have a gift. 1020 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:25,269 Now check out Droopy Dog on the other side. 1021 00:59:25,436 --> 00:59:29,481 He's gonna buy her drinks all night and she's still gonna insist there's no spark. 1022 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,775 Maybe there's not. You need a spark. 1023 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:34,778 Oh, the spark thing is bullshit. 1024 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,530 - Really? - Bullshit. 1025 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:38,031 Enlighten me. 1026 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:39,866 Guys invented the spark... 1027 00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:43,870 ...so they could not call and treat you kind of badly and keep you guessing... 1028 00:59:44,038 --> 00:59:47,791 ...then convince you that that anxiety and fear that just develops naturally... 1029 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:49,543 ...was actually just a spark. 1030 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:52,921 And you guys all buy it. You eat it up and you love it. 1031 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:56,300 You love it because you feed off that drama. You all love that drama. 1032 00:59:56,467 --> 00:59:57,509 I don't. 1033 00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:01,013 So you never wait until the last minute on a deadline or a phone bill... 1034 01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:03,056 ...because secretly you love the drama... 1035 01:00:03,224 --> 01:00:05,684 ...of not knowing whether or not you're gonna make it? 1036 01:00:06,644 --> 01:00:08,020 Maybe. 1037 01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:12,190 When you were stalking Conor the other night... 1038 01:00:12,358 --> 01:00:14,526 ...were you obsessing about him calling... 1039 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,904 ...constantly pacing back and forth, staring at your phone for days... 1040 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:20,574 ...even though the date was just kind of mediocre? 1041 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,578 Okay. Yeah. 1042 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,414 Because you all thrive on the drama. Thank you. 1043 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:30,417 Look, you gotta be more like me. If a girl likes me, great. 1044 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,795 But if not, there are plenty more out there like her, you know? 1045 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:36,006 With smaller pores and bigger implants. 1046 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,009 - That's beautiful. - I know. 1047 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:42,804 Why are you sharing all of this inside dating information with me again? 1048 01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:44,806 I don't know, I like you. 1049 01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,142 You do? 1050 01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:52,814 Well, yeah. Okay, don't start doodling my name on your binder, okay? 1051 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:57,027 I just mean... I mean, I like you the way I like basset hounds. 1052 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:59,988 Something pathetic about them. You just wanna cheer them up. 1053 01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:02,199 Again with the sensitivity. 1054 01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:04,409 To sensitivity. 1055 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:13,669 It looks good. 1056 01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:15,253 Yeah. 1057 01:01:15,421 --> 01:01:16,963 Yeah. 1058 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,592 - He does good work. - Yeah, he does. 1059 01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,388 Very nice. 1060 01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:30,102 Very nice. 1061 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:35,524 - Javier? - Yeah. 1062 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:38,652 Javier... 1063 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,114 ...if I asked you an honest question... 1064 01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:44,700 ...do you think you could give me an honest answer? 1065 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:47,828 - I think so. - Good, good. 1066 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:52,290 Because I think some of your guys might be smoking. 1067 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:54,793 Javier? 1068 01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:56,753 - Is that the question? - Yes. 1069 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:59,464 - Seemed like a statement. - The question part's implied. 1070 01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:02,092 I really didn't hear it in the inflection. 1071 01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,593 Javier... 1072 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,138 ...have you guys been smoking... 1073 01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:08,056 ...or not? 1074 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:13,478 No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke on the job site. They're good guys. 1075 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,148 Are you sure your guys haven't been... 1076 01:02:16,315 --> 01:02:18,650 ...sneaking around here? 1077 01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,901 And smoking? 1078 01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:23,071 And lying to me? 1079 01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,489 And smoking? 1080 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:25,741 I'm pretty sure. 1081 01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:28,326 I need you to be honest with me, Javier. 1082 01:02:28,494 --> 01:02:30,871 Because I can't have someone lying to me. 1083 01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:34,499 To my face, under my roof, on my time. 1084 01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:36,418 That's a lot of prepositions. 1085 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:41,256 I mean, there's no reason for that kind of dishonesty, is there? 1086 01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:44,760 I mean, we made promises to each other. 1087 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,096 I mean, we have a contract. 1088 01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:51,266 That's like making promises. Isn't it? 1089 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:55,187 Maybe I should get back to work. 1090 01:02:57,648 --> 01:02:59,691 Oh, yeah. Right, yeah. 1091 01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,194 That's great, yeah. 1092 01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:05,030 - Javier? - Yeah. 1093 01:03:05,990 --> 01:03:08,533 We're good. Right? You and me. 1094 01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:11,703 - Oh, yeah, yeah. We're good. - Oh, good. 1095 01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,705 Okay, that's great. 1096 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,874 Yeah, he did great work. 1097 01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:22,714 Hey. 1098 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:26,843 Welcome, everybody. Thanks for coming. I'm Conor. 1099 01:03:27,011 --> 01:03:29,554 Sign in when you get a second. Make yourselves at home. 1100 01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:32,891 We got some cookies over here, some cold beverages. Help yourself. 1101 01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:35,644 Conor, you are the Liza Minnelli of real estate. 1102 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:39,564 - I know. Your friend Mary's a genius. - I know, she's so great. 1103 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:44,236 Well, I gotta go, so I guess I'll see you later. 1104 01:03:44,403 --> 01:03:45,737 What, you got a class, or? 1105 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:49,241 Yeah. No. No, just something. 1106 01:03:49,408 --> 01:03:51,868 - Stuff I gotta do. - Okay. Well... 1107 01:03:52,036 --> 01:03:54,996 - I'll see you. Okay. Bye. - Okay. 1108 01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:57,415 Okay. Bye. 1109 01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:59,501 - See you later. - All right. Call me. 1110 01:04:03,881 --> 01:04:04,923 What? 1111 01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:08,718 She's holding out on you, isn't she? 1112 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:12,514 Not quite sure I get your meaning. 1113 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,766 It's obvious she won't sleep with you. 1114 01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:18,353 It's written all over your puppy-dog face. 1115 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:22,899 - It's killing me, literally. I'm dying. - Here, have a cookie. 1116 01:04:23,067 --> 01:04:24,484 No, I'm cool. 1117 01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:27,320 I don't know what she's doing. I cannot read her signals. 1118 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:29,364 We used to sleep together all the time. 1119 01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,452 That's not true. I don't know why I said that. 1120 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:38,123 It wasn't all the time, but it happened. I know I'm not just making this up. 1121 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:41,126 And then out of nowhere it just stops. But she still calls. 1122 01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:44,462 She wants a massage. She leaves cute messages. 1123 01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:47,132 But it's not going anywhere. What is she doing? 1124 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,260 Honestly, we may not have the best insight. 1125 01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:53,388 Gay signals have nothing to do with straight signals. 1126 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:56,308 He's right. The signals are totally different. 1127 01:04:56,475 --> 01:05:00,228 Like, here. Here's "I wanna sleep with you." 1128 01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:03,815 One, two, three. 1129 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:06,318 That's it, three seconds or more, it's on. 1130 01:05:06,485 --> 01:05:09,154 And here's "I don't wanna sleep with you." 1131 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,822 One, two... 1132 01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:13,658 - Nope, thanks for playing, move along. - It's that simple. 1133 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:16,953 You're right, that didn't help me at all. 1134 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:22,167 Gay or straight, you're not gonna get anywhere by being inactive. 1135 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:25,629 She likes you. Maybe she just wants you to be a man and do something. 1136 01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:30,842 Hit me up with an oatmeal raisin, will you? 1137 01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:33,428 - Thanks. - Here you go. 1138 01:05:36,849 --> 01:05:38,808 If a girl's into you, she's sleeping with you. 1139 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:42,437 If after a month, or two months at the very outside... 1140 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,689 ...she's not sleeping with you? 1141 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:47,192 She doesn't like you. 1142 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:49,444 The trick is to spot this girl early. 1143 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:53,531 Don't wanna waste the one to seven weeks waiting to find out it's never gonna happen. 1144 01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:57,535 So I've come up with some signs about how to spot this girl. 1145 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,039 A girl will never sleep with you... 1146 01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:04,292 ...if she calls you "cuddly" or "dependable." 1147 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:06,628 If she pops a zit in front of you... 1148 01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:10,340 ...if her name is Amber or Christine... 1149 01:06:10,716 --> 01:06:12,717 ...if she takes a dump in your bathroom... 1150 01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:16,471 ...or she takes home leftovers on dates one, two, or three. 1151 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,099 I know it's not scientific... 1152 01:06:19,266 --> 01:06:21,559 ...but I'm just saying, you were warned. 1153 01:06:43,749 --> 01:06:44,749 Wait, stop. 1154 01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:49,087 What? 1155 01:06:49,755 --> 01:06:51,506 Shit. 1156 01:06:52,299 --> 01:06:53,341 What? 1157 01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:57,387 I am so into you. 1158 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,432 Seriously, I've never felt like this before. 1159 01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:04,269 I have to actively stop my brain from thinking about you. 1160 01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:06,938 Like, all the time. 1161 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:11,860 Why stop? 1162 01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:17,032 Because I don't do stuff like this. 1163 01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:19,075 Stuff like what? 1164 01:07:20,953 --> 01:07:22,871 Like sleep with women that aren't my wife. 1165 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:27,459 First of all, I am not "women," I'm just one. 1166 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,461 And second of all? 1167 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,797 Oh, I didn't have a second of all. 1168 01:07:32,965 --> 01:07:35,759 I was hoping "second of all" would make me feel better. 1169 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,432 Second of all... 1170 01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:46,478 ...I can't stop thinking about you either. 1171 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:02,327 He's totally leaving his wife for me. That's crazy. 1172 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,579 That's crazy. We hardly know each other. 1173 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,831 I don't know. I mean, look at Becca. 1174 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:08,625 You know, my sister's friend. 1175 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,502 One guy waits on her at Bennigan's... 1176 01:08:10,669 --> 01:08:14,005 ...and by the end of the meal, they both knew they had found the one. 1177 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:18,635 You're right. You're totally right. I mean, it could happen, right? 1178 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,970 Not for me. 1179 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:22,847 What about texter? 1180 01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:25,683 Texter has yet to make verbal contact. 1181 01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:29,854 I mean, this guy could've had surgery, leaving him without a voice box... 1182 01:08:30,022 --> 01:08:31,481 ...breathing through a stoma... 1183 01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:35,110 ...and I would never know because I've never actually heard his voice. 1184 01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:37,195 Well, I doubt he has a stoma. 1185 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,448 That's not the point. I can't text. 1186 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:42,784 You know, I'm not charming via text. 1187 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,577 Maybe you should just stop texting. 1188 01:08:44,745 --> 01:08:49,707 But it's not just texting, it's e-mail. It's voicemail. It's snail mail. 1189 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,000 That's regular mail. 1190 01:08:51,168 --> 01:08:52,877 Whatever. None of it's working. 1191 01:08:53,045 --> 01:08:58,049 I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home. 1192 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:02,679 And then he e-mailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell. 1193 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:07,767 Then he e-mailed me to my home account and the whole thing just got out of control. 1194 01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:13,231 And I miss the days where you had one phone number and one answering machine. 1195 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:16,151 And that one answering machine housed one cassette tape... 1196 01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:19,988 ...and that one cassette tape either had a message from the guy or it didn't. 1197 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:23,366 And now you have to go around checking all these different portals... 1198 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:26,578 ...just to get rejected by seven different technologies. 1199 01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:28,580 It's exhausting. 1200 01:09:29,081 --> 01:09:31,249 What about that MySpace guy? 1201 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,960 - Jude. I like him. - Good. 1202 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:37,046 Yeah, I felt like we connected. 1203 01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:38,506 Great. 1204 01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:41,551 What if she wants you to kiss her? 1205 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:45,430 Well, then I guess I'm just gonna have to kiss her. 1206 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:47,348 "Amanda Jones is no minor leaguer... 1207 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:50,560 ...who'll be swept off her feet at the touch of your amateur lips." 1208 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:53,938 This babe has plenty of battle scars. 1209 01:09:54,398 --> 01:09:55,440 Hello? 1210 01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:58,109 Oh, hey, you're home. 1211 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,612 Where am I supposed to be? 1212 01:10:01,322 --> 01:10:03,698 Out, maybe? It's Saturday night. 1213 01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:07,619 You won't let me go out with guys who don't like me. It's kind of limiting. 1214 01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:10,038 Right. Listen, I was just gonna leave a message. 1215 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,707 I'm having a party next weekend. You should come. 1216 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:17,378 Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there? Might be kind of awkward. 1217 01:10:17,546 --> 01:10:21,466 He's at a real-estate conference in D.C. But there'll be a lot of single guys. 1218 01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:24,219 So there will be plenty of chances for me to be awkward. 1219 01:10:24,386 --> 01:10:26,888 Don't worry, I'll be there. I'll talk you through it. 1220 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:29,307 Okay, gotta go. 1221 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:32,560 Someone just dropped like 84,000 plates. Maybe I'll see you there. 1222 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:35,146 You're busy. I shouldn't have called. You called me. 1223 01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:37,398 - Yup, good. - Bye. 1224 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,988 How...? How do you work on it? 1225 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:47,242 Pretend I'm a girl, okay? 1226 01:10:48,452 --> 01:10:49,953 I mean... 1227 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:51,663 ...pretend I'm her. 1228 01:10:52,539 --> 01:10:54,207 Amanda. 1229 01:10:57,461 --> 01:10:58,711 He's into me. 1230 01:10:58,879 --> 01:11:01,047 Awesome. I knew it. 1231 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,174 - Who's this now? - Alex. 1232 01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:06,594 It's totally clear to me now. He's Watts. 1233 01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:09,931 - He's what? - From Some Kind of Wonderful. 1234 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,141 I thought Mary Stuart Masterson was Watts. 1235 01:11:12,309 --> 01:11:14,519 - Yes. - So why aren't you Watts? 1236 01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:16,688 I'm Eric Stoltz. 1237 01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:21,359 Alex is Watts. Watts helps Eric Stoltz go on a date with Amanda Jones. 1238 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,361 Really, she's in love with Eric Stoltz. 1239 01:11:24,029 --> 01:11:26,197 So Amanda Jones is Conor? 1240 01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:30,952 I guess. At first. Now men in general, but that's not the point. 1241 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,996 The point is he's into me. 1242 01:11:33,163 --> 01:11:36,624 I knew there had to be some reason why he was spending that time with you. 1243 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:40,378 I know. It's so obvious now. There are so many signs. 1244 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:44,007 Signs. Love signs. You gotta tell me about the signs. I love signs. 1245 01:11:44,174 --> 01:11:48,094 First they were small. At first when I called, he said, "Good to hear from you." 1246 01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:49,721 - Totally good sign. - Right? 1247 01:11:49,888 --> 01:11:52,515 And then the next time I called he was with a woman... 1248 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,393 ...but he took the call and we talked for a while. 1249 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:57,603 - You know it was a woman? - Called her "babe." 1250 01:11:57,771 --> 01:12:01,733 Okay, a guy doesn't leave a woman to go talk to another woman unless he's... 1251 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:03,234 And it gets more obvious. 1252 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:07,405 I mean, please. There was no guy he was gonna fix me up with. 1253 01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:09,032 The fix-up was him. 1254 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:10,325 No. 1255 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:14,412 Yes. He shows up without this fictitious Bill character. 1256 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:16,331 The two of us basically have a date. 1257 01:12:16,498 --> 01:12:21,419 And then he calls and invites me to a party at his place. 1258 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:24,005 He so likes you. 1259 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:27,759 I'm so happy for you. 1260 01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:30,845 Let's look up places for your destination wedding. 1261 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:36,934 How do you feel about Napa Valley? 1262 01:12:37,102 --> 01:12:39,270 I have really always wanted to go there. 1263 01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:44,025 Oh, he's cute. 1264 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,611 Yeah. Smoldering but sensitive. 1265 01:12:47,404 --> 01:12:51,741 Oh. "All I have is my guitar, these chords, and the truth." 1266 01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:53,117 Bon Jovi. 1267 01:12:53,285 --> 01:12:55,661 - That's hot. - Yeah. I like him. 1268 01:12:55,829 --> 01:12:59,916 I mean, he probably hasn't called yet because we just had coffee last night. 1269 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,251 - Really? - Yeah, you know. 1270 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:05,630 I mean, we actually video iChatted while holding coffee. 1271 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:07,465 But that's the same thing, right? 1272 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,801 - Right, right. - Just call your voicemail. 1273 01:13:09,968 --> 01:13:13,805 Yeah, but he had a gig last night and he probably didn't get home till late. 1274 01:13:13,972 --> 01:13:15,973 - Did I tell you he's a singer? - Mm-hm. 1275 01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:17,892 - Just call. - Oh, honey, no, on speaker. 1276 01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:20,812 I don't think so. I'm sure he hasn't called. 1277 01:13:20,979 --> 01:13:22,480 - Just call him. - Okay. 1278 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:31,697 - You have two new messages. - Oh. 1279 01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,493 Mary 1280 01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:39,539 Whoa, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary 1281 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:43,042 Oh, my Mary 1282 01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:45,253 I just got hard. 1283 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:46,921 Hey, Mary, it's Jude. 1284 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:51,008 I was just calling to tell you again how special it was to meet you. 1285 01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:54,762 So call me back. Bye-bye. 1286 01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:57,932 Amazing. 1287 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,560 - This is good, this is good. - This is... 1288 01:14:00,727 --> 01:14:01,978 See, he called. 1289 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:03,855 Jenny 1290 01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:07,942 Whoa, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny 1291 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:11,320 Hey, Jenny, it's Jude. I was just calling to... 1292 01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:15,533 Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial? 1293 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:18,703 All messages erased. 1294 01:14:30,174 --> 01:14:31,215 That one. 1295 01:14:31,383 --> 01:14:32,467 - You sure? - Yeah. 1296 01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:36,053 No. It's a laminate. 1297 01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:39,515 - That's not real hardwood floor? - Nope. 1298 01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:43,186 It looks exactly like it. But it is like one one-hundredth of the cost. 1299 01:14:43,353 --> 01:14:44,562 Oh. 1300 01:14:46,106 --> 01:14:47,899 I still wanna go with the real wood. 1301 01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:50,985 What? You can't even tell the difference. 1302 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:52,904 It's not the point. 1303 01:14:53,906 --> 01:14:55,239 Well, what is the point? 1304 01:14:55,407 --> 01:14:57,116 I just... 1305 01:14:57,576 --> 01:15:00,286 I don't like the way it's pretending to be wood. 1306 01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:03,080 If you're not wood, don't try and look like wood. 1307 01:15:03,832 --> 01:15:05,917 I don't think that it's pretending. 1308 01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:08,753 This is a lie, Ben. 1309 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:12,590 Just be up front and tell people what you really are. 1310 01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:16,511 Okay, you're right. You're right. 1311 01:15:16,678 --> 01:15:18,304 I'm sorry. 1312 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:24,769 It's okay. Maybe we should just go look at the grills and we'll come back. 1313 01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:26,729 Okay. 1314 01:15:31,276 --> 01:15:33,236 I slept with someone. 1315 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:43,955 - I said... - I heard you. 1316 01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:51,504 You tell me this in Home Depot because you know I hate a public scene. 1317 01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:54,382 No, that is not why I'm telling... 1318 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:58,427 I knew it. 1319 01:15:58,595 --> 01:16:00,471 - You asshole. - I'm sorry. 1320 01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:05,434 It is you that's been smoking too, isn't it? 1321 01:16:06,019 --> 01:16:08,479 Wha...? Wait, what does that even matter? 1322 01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:10,356 Have you...?! 1323 01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:13,276 Have you been smoking? 1324 01:16:13,443 --> 01:16:14,777 No. No, I haven't. 1325 01:16:22,035 --> 01:16:23,327 I talked to Neil. I told him. 1326 01:16:23,495 --> 01:16:25,329 He said I could stay at his boat for a while. 1327 01:16:25,497 --> 01:16:26,789 Excuse me? 1328 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:30,001 Now you're moving out? 1329 01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:32,086 - You're, like, leaving me? - No. 1330 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:35,464 No, I just assumed that you wouldn't want me to... 1331 01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:40,177 Aren't we gonna deal with this? 1332 01:16:40,345 --> 01:16:44,348 Don't you wanna find some way... 1333 01:16:44,516 --> 01:16:47,143 ...for us to work through this? 1334 01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:51,522 I assumed that when I told you, you would want me... 1335 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:53,482 ...out. 1336 01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:57,945 Is that what you want? 1337 01:17:11,209 --> 01:17:12,501 No. 1338 01:17:14,921 --> 01:17:18,174 Okay. 1339 01:17:41,239 --> 01:17:43,741 You're doing a great job. 1340 01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:53,584 Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi! 1341 01:17:57,339 --> 01:17:59,215 Oh, my goodness. 1342 01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:04,929 Oh, what a beautiful dog. 1343 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:18,526 Seriously, Devon, I really did feel just a moment, a splash, of hesitation. 1344 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,028 No, there wasn't. There wasn't any hesitation at all. 1345 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:23,280 You just did it again. That was a pause. 1346 01:18:23,448 --> 01:18:25,700 I did not pause. 1347 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:33,999 You must be Beth. 1348 01:18:36,461 --> 01:18:38,504 Yeah. Yeah. 1349 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,965 Heard a lot about you from Paige. 1350 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:45,428 Actually been lobbying to sit next to her single sister for weeks. 1351 01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:47,888 Oh, yeah? 1352 01:18:50,684 --> 01:18:52,309 "Dan." 1353 01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,311 Sort of. 1354 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:58,524 - Sort of? - Well, I'm actually a Wiccan. 1355 01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:00,401 - A what? - A Wiccan. 1356 01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:02,153 Wiccan? 1357 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:03,904 - Male witch. - Right. Oh. 1358 01:19:04,072 --> 01:19:06,657 So I also have a magical name. 1359 01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,326 It's Brother Phoenix East-Horse. 1360 01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:12,830 But I didn't know if that would fit on the card. Love that. 1361 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:15,666 I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whole lot about you. 1362 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:18,335 Nature-based pre-Christian paganism, yeah. 1363 01:19:18,503 --> 01:19:20,504 Yeah. That's fantastic. 1364 01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,089 Well, where to begin? 1365 01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:25,259 Well, first off, it's not just a bunch of nude farming. Dad. 1366 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:27,511 Let's look at Stonehenge. 1367 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:28,971 Obviously not a coincidence. 1368 01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:32,141 They didn't have the machinery to move those rocks. They're huge. 1369 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,018 - Yeah, they're heavy. - Of course. 1370 01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:06,383 - I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce. - Gigi. 1371 01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:09,053 - Gigi. Hi. - Hey. 1372 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:13,474 So how do you guys know Alex? 1373 01:20:14,726 --> 01:20:18,395 We don't. Our friend Mary heard about this from some guy named Conor. 1374 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:23,609 And how do you know Alex? 1375 01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:27,112 I hope... 1376 01:20:27,447 --> 01:20:30,950 I'm pretty sure that something's about to happen between us. 1377 01:20:31,117 --> 01:20:32,660 - Ooh. - Oh. 1378 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:36,580 So are you here as, like, a guest, or, like, his date? 1379 01:20:36,748 --> 01:20:40,459 Oh, I hate that. When you don't know if you're a date. 1380 01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:43,921 You don't know if you should bring a friend, or are you co-hosting... 1381 01:20:44,089 --> 01:20:46,757 ...or should you stay to the end to have some alone time? 1382 01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:49,426 He didn't say. I'm sure I'm more than just a guest. 1383 01:20:50,345 --> 01:20:52,096 - I mean, there have been signs. - Cool. 1384 01:21:18,415 --> 01:21:19,623 So where's Neil? 1385 01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:20,875 We broke up. 1386 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:23,294 - No way. - Yeah. 1387 01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:25,963 You guys were together, what, like 10 years? 1388 01:21:26,131 --> 01:21:27,923 Seven. But still, it's a long time. 1389 01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:29,216 Yeah. 1390 01:21:29,801 --> 01:21:32,678 It's too bad cousins can't marry, because then we could maybe... 1391 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:34,805 Oh, Dominic. 1392 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:37,224 - Gross. - No. 1393 01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:40,978 Ken, are you okay? What happened? 1394 01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:44,315 Oh, my God. 1395 01:21:44,482 --> 01:21:46,775 - Ken, are you all right? - Just clutched his chest. 1396 01:21:46,943 --> 01:21:48,903 He was standing there and all of a sudden... 1397 01:21:49,362 --> 01:21:51,113 - Ken, just try to breathe. - Call 911. 1398 01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:52,406 Dad. Excuse me. 1399 01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:55,075 Daddy, what is it? What happened? What happened? 1400 01:21:55,243 --> 01:21:57,161 - Guys, come here! - What happened? 1401 01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:58,787 Daddy, lay down, okay? 1402 01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:00,289 - Did he fall? - You'll be fine. 1403 01:22:00,457 --> 01:22:03,334 You guys, did anybody see what happened? 1404 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:06,003 - Over there. Just go get it. - Okay. 1405 01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:10,674 Hey, hey. I had no idea it'd be such a madhouse. 1406 01:22:10,842 --> 01:22:12,134 Hey. Great party. 1407 01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:14,678 Thanks. Did any guys hit on you? A lot of them here. 1408 01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:17,473 You need me to evaluate any level of interest? 1409 01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:20,893 They were gay. Even I know their level of interest was probably low. 1410 01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:22,102 Hey, Skilo! 1411 01:22:22,270 --> 01:22:25,481 It's too bad Bill couldn't make it. I know you guys would hit it off. 1412 01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:27,024 Okay, right. "Bill." 1413 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,193 Right. 1414 01:22:33,406 --> 01:22:37,785 Listen, I gotta go make a liquor run, but the food needs some refreshing. 1415 01:22:38,536 --> 01:22:41,205 - Would you mind helping and refilling...? - Like co-hosting? 1416 01:22:42,582 --> 01:22:44,708 Okay, yeah. 1417 01:22:44,876 --> 01:22:45,918 Sure. 1418 01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:48,420 Just refilling the chips. They're on the fridge. 1419 01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:49,713 Thanks. 1420 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,387 - Hey, sweetie, get me a beer? - I'll get you another. 1421 01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:59,014 - Hi, guys. - Nice. 1422 01:22:59,182 --> 01:23:01,183 Hey, Linda. 1423 01:23:16,908 --> 01:23:19,201 - Really great party. - Oh, thanks. 1424 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:23,747 You know, when Alex said he wanted to throw a party, I was like, "Let's do it!" 1425 01:23:23,915 --> 01:23:26,709 - Thanks for having us. - No problem, any time. 1426 01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:28,919 Can I help you find something? 1427 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,171 Oh, no, it's okay. I got it. 1428 01:23:31,339 --> 01:23:32,756 Thanks for mixing that up. 1429 01:23:33,591 --> 01:23:34,675 What? 1430 01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:38,512 Alex asked me to get the dip together. Thanks for getting it started. 1431 01:23:39,764 --> 01:23:41,557 It could use a little more dill. 1432 01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:43,434 I'm on it, though, don't worry. 1433 01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:49,356 Come on, my boy. Take it home. 1434 01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:51,358 Franchise player. My boy Marbury. 1435 01:23:51,526 --> 01:23:53,152 - Fifteen seconds. - Let's go. 1436 01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:55,612 - Oh, a pass. - You work too hard. 1437 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:59,116 Well, I think I've rounded up the last of the beer bottles. 1438 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:03,579 - Oh, what game are we playing? - Oh, sorry, Nash. 1439 01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,956 - Oh, come on. - Come on, come on. 1440 01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:09,793 - Nash, you piece of shit. Come on. - Maybe I should just... 1441 01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:11,670 - It's past 3, so... - Okay, swat it. 1442 01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:13,297 Watch this. Ready? 1443 01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:15,007 - And... - Oh, no, no, no! 1444 01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:18,385 Yes. Suck it. Yes. 1445 01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:20,471 Oh, you are... You're sensational. 1446 01:24:20,638 --> 01:24:21,722 - Yeah, I know. - Jesus. 1447 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:23,974 I don't know why I bother. 1448 01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:26,143 - Did you say it's past 3? - Yeah. 1449 01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:29,605 - Oh, man, I gotta go. Hey, good game. - All right. 1450 01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,815 - Bye. - Bye. 1451 01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:57,883 Hey, thanks for staying and helping me clean up. 1452 01:24:58,843 --> 01:25:01,011 I really gotta go to bed, though. 1453 01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:02,679 Is that an invitation? 1454 01:25:03,556 --> 01:25:04,598 What? 1455 01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:08,185 Oh, God, that was cheesy. 1456 01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:11,105 Oh, I'm not good at this. 1457 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,689 What? 1458 01:25:21,699 --> 01:25:22,991 Hey. 1459 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:25,577 Oh, yes. I knew it. 1460 01:25:25,745 --> 01:25:28,831 The best relationships grow out of friendships. 1461 01:25:28,998 --> 01:25:31,041 Wait, wait, wait. Gigi. 1462 01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:33,877 Wait, wait, wait. 1463 01:25:34,045 --> 01:25:35,379 What? 1464 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:37,381 Now you and I are in a relationship? 1465 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:41,426 Well, I'd say if we're not at relationship station-ship... 1466 01:25:41,594 --> 01:25:43,053 ...we're at least on the track. 1467 01:25:44,472 --> 01:25:47,474 And why exactly would you think that? 1468 01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:49,393 Because of the signs. 1469 01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,353 Really, like what? 1470 01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:54,731 Like, it was good to hear from me... 1471 01:25:54,899 --> 01:25:58,277 ...and you talked to me even when you were with a girl... 1472 01:25:58,444 --> 01:26:01,155 ...and I felt something. 1473 01:26:01,698 --> 01:26:03,615 Oh, man. 1474 01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:05,075 What are you talking about? 1475 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:08,537 Gigi, what have I been saying since I met you? 1476 01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:12,374 If a guy wants to date you, he will make it happen, okay? He will ask you out. 1477 01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:13,750 Did I ask you out? 1478 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,086 No. 1479 01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:18,797 Why would you do this? 1480 01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:21,091 Oh, shit. 1481 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:23,927 Why do women do this? Build up this stuff in their minds... 1482 01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:27,973 ...take each little thing a guy does, and then twist it into something else? 1483 01:26:28,141 --> 01:26:29,850 It's insane. 1484 01:26:40,236 --> 01:26:43,280 I'd rather be like that than be like you. 1485 01:26:45,408 --> 01:26:46,617 Excuse me? 1486 01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:48,785 What is that supposed to mean? 1487 01:26:51,122 --> 01:26:53,832 I may dissect each little thing... 1488 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,085 ...and put myself out there too much... 1489 01:26:57,253 --> 01:26:59,588 ...but at least that means I still care. 1490 01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:05,636 Oh, you think you've won because women are expendable to you? 1491 01:27:05,803 --> 01:27:10,140 You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way... 1492 01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:12,976 ...but you don't fall in love that way either. 1493 01:27:13,144 --> 01:27:14,895 You have not won. 1494 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:17,231 You're alone, Alex. 1495 01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:26,323 I may do a lot of stupid shit... 1496 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:30,994 ...but I know I'm a lot closer to finding someone than you are. 1497 01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:41,171 Do you want anything else? 1498 01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:44,841 Yeah, less of the cardboard crap and more regular people food. 1499 01:27:45,009 --> 01:27:49,596 Well, that cardboard crap is what we call whole-wheat toast. 1500 01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:53,517 Well, maybe you could just fry me up a couple of sausage links. 1501 01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:56,812 People who have just had a heart attack are generally not advised... 1502 01:27:56,980 --> 01:28:00,440 ...to have animal fat that's been stuffed into a synthetic casing. 1503 01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:14,830 Hey, Beth. Grab me a beer when you get to the kitchen, okay? 1504 01:28:14,998 --> 01:28:17,833 And a little plate of cold cuts, if there are any left. 1505 01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:21,545 Hey, would you guys please just turn that down a bit? Dad's trying to sleep. 1506 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,714 You think he wants to hang on to this vinyl? 1507 01:28:23,881 --> 01:28:25,882 My collection could use a lot of these. 1508 01:28:26,050 --> 01:28:28,385 Would you just turn it the fuck down? 1509 01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:34,182 Well, we're totally out of toilet paper... 1510 01:28:34,350 --> 01:28:38,979 ...and all we have left to eat is some old jelly and some ramen noodles. 1511 01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:43,817 And our new brother would like to co-opt Dad's property before he's even dead. 1512 01:28:43,985 --> 01:28:47,112 Laura, also your husband would really like another beer... 1513 01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:50,407 ...to go with his fifth consecutive hour of the golf network. 1514 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:53,994 Are you okay? 1515 01:28:55,455 --> 01:28:58,165 Don't worry, honey, Dad's gonna be fine. 1516 01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:01,418 - Do you know who it is? - No. 1517 01:29:02,754 --> 01:29:04,588 Doesn't matter. 1518 01:29:05,965 --> 01:29:07,424 So are you gonna leave him? 1519 01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:11,595 Gigi, he's my husband. 1520 01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:14,931 He's not some guy who didn't call me back. 1521 01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:17,017 He did admit it to me. 1522 01:29:17,393 --> 01:29:20,896 He didn't wait to get caught, which takes courage, you know? 1523 01:29:21,814 --> 01:29:24,191 I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 1524 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:25,609 I didn't mean it. 1525 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:28,236 I know that Alex wasn't just some guy. 1526 01:29:28,613 --> 01:29:30,614 Oh, it's okay. 1527 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:35,952 It's my fault, you know. 1528 01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:37,537 What? 1529 01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:43,960 Oh, I just think I need to take responsibility for my share in the whole... 1530 01:29:44,128 --> 01:29:46,713 ...mess. You know? 1531 01:29:46,881 --> 01:29:49,633 I forced him into getting married. 1532 01:29:50,551 --> 01:29:53,261 - You know, he wasn't ready. - Janine, this isn't your fault. 1533 01:29:53,429 --> 01:29:56,473 No, it is. It is, I've changed. 1534 01:29:57,225 --> 01:29:58,975 I was... 1535 01:30:00,019 --> 01:30:02,145 ...fun, you know? 1536 01:30:02,563 --> 01:30:04,356 I was fun when we first met. 1537 01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:05,649 You're still fun. 1538 01:30:14,450 --> 01:30:15,826 We don't have sex anymore. 1539 01:30:21,582 --> 01:30:23,417 Lots of couples go through lulls. 1540 01:30:23,584 --> 01:30:25,085 No, I mean... 1541 01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:30,382 ...we never have sex. 1542 01:30:38,307 --> 01:30:41,351 I mean, realistically, what do I expect him to do, you know? 1543 01:30:41,519 --> 01:30:43,812 I don't think that's really... 1544 01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:48,191 God, this tile is too small. 1545 01:30:48,359 --> 01:30:50,318 I have to tell Javier. 1546 01:30:50,778 --> 01:30:53,947 - What? - This tile is too small. 1547 01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:58,076 I gotta go. I have to take a personal day, if anyone asks. 1548 01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:09,713 Well, my first husband was unimpressive. 1549 01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:12,674 I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary... 1550 01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:15,051 ...when I came home early from the Maldives. 1551 01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:18,096 It was just so unoriginal. 1552 01:31:18,264 --> 01:31:20,640 Made me feel sorry for him. 1553 01:31:20,808 --> 01:31:24,478 My second husband was a pinch more creative. 1554 01:31:24,645 --> 01:31:26,438 Cheated on me with my sister... 1555 01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:31,693 ...but made me believe that I was insane for being suspicious. 1556 01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:35,322 So at least some mind games, some intrigue. 1557 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:39,117 But my last husband, he was a gem. 1558 01:31:39,285 --> 01:31:42,204 He was a veritable master at covering his tracks. 1559 01:31:42,371 --> 01:31:47,292 I mean, I pored over his phone records, I intercepted his credit-card bills... 1560 01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,586 ...I had him followed on numerous occasions... 1561 01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:53,089 ...and never found a single shred of evidence. 1562 01:31:53,257 --> 01:31:55,634 It wasn't until he died... 1563 01:31:55,801 --> 01:32:01,014 ...that I found out about the property he owned with his Austrian mistress. 1564 01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:05,894 But the real master, I have to say, is me. 1565 01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:11,733 Three husbands, countless boyfriends, I haven't been caught yet. 1566 01:32:12,068 --> 01:32:14,194 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1567 01:32:16,447 --> 01:32:19,449 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. I can't... - Shh. 1568 01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:27,123 It's over there. 1569 01:32:30,711 --> 01:32:32,379 Oh, my God. 1570 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:34,297 He liked the demo. I can't believe it. 1571 01:32:34,465 --> 01:32:35,549 It's unbelievable. 1572 01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:38,426 Did you hear when he said that it was hauntingly beautiful? 1573 01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:40,595 Yeah, I was there. I was... 1574 01:32:40,763 --> 01:32:42,472 I was there, baby. 1575 01:32:42,974 --> 01:32:44,724 Thank you. 1576 01:33:16,799 --> 01:33:20,844 Dana, I'm working. I'm still going over some offering statements. You gotta... 1577 01:33:21,929 --> 01:33:23,888 You gotta come back later. 1578 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,683 It's not Dana. 1579 01:33:29,812 --> 01:33:30,854 Is that your...? 1580 01:33:31,856 --> 01:33:33,106 - Is that your...? - Shh. 1581 01:33:33,691 --> 01:33:35,191 Can you get in the closet? 1582 01:33:36,986 --> 01:33:38,528 - Get in the closet. - What? 1583 01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:41,197 Just go in the closet for a second. Just for a second. 1584 01:33:41,365 --> 01:33:42,365 Ben? 1585 01:33:45,202 --> 01:33:48,371 I keep telling Dana to get that damn lock fixed. 1586 01:33:48,998 --> 01:33:51,916 - Why do you even bother locking it? - What? 1587 01:33:52,084 --> 01:33:54,502 Why do you bother locking it? 1588 01:33:55,504 --> 01:33:58,590 Oh, you know I can't get any work done if I don't. 1589 01:34:06,223 --> 01:34:08,725 - Hey. - Hi. 1590 01:34:09,352 --> 01:34:11,811 - Can I come in? - Yeah, of course. 1591 01:34:24,617 --> 01:34:25,659 What are you doing? 1592 01:34:26,744 --> 01:34:28,328 Sit down. 1593 01:34:28,579 --> 01:34:30,121 Okay. 1594 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:43,843 Hon? 1595 01:34:48,724 --> 01:34:49,766 What are you doing? 1596 01:34:50,267 --> 01:34:52,435 I don't know. I just thought... 1597 01:34:52,603 --> 01:34:54,229 ...maybe we could... 1598 01:34:56,107 --> 01:34:57,315 - Sorry. - Are you okay? 1599 01:34:57,483 --> 01:34:59,484 Maybe if you just go over there. 1600 01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:01,945 Just trying to... 1601 01:35:02,738 --> 01:35:04,572 ...you know, re-light the fire. 1602 01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:06,908 Oh, honey. 1603 01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:11,287 Didn't you hear what I said before? I really gotta finish these offerings. 1604 01:35:13,249 --> 01:35:14,874 Look... 1605 01:35:16,419 --> 01:35:18,670 ...l'm really trying here. 1606 01:35:20,965 --> 01:35:24,092 Do you wanna save our marriage? 1607 01:35:29,014 --> 01:35:30,932 Of course. 1608 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:33,101 Me too. 1609 01:35:57,293 --> 01:36:01,045 Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in with the bussers when you can. 1610 01:36:01,213 --> 01:36:03,173 Wait a minute. I'm on 8 through 10. 1611 01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:06,843 Hey, I been working here 18 months, 8 through 10. 1612 01:36:08,053 --> 01:36:10,013 Minor oversight. 1613 01:36:11,682 --> 01:36:14,559 Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then. 1614 01:36:14,727 --> 01:36:18,188 Dude, Luis quit like 10 months ago. 1615 01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:21,441 Yeah, he quit. 1616 01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:25,695 Is there any reason we're even having this meeting? 1617 01:36:25,863 --> 01:36:27,030 Not really. 1618 01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:29,199 - No, not for me. - Great. Good. Great. 1619 01:36:29,366 --> 01:36:31,242 Meeting adjourned. 1620 01:36:31,410 --> 01:36:33,203 Back to work. 1621 01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:40,043 Hey, Kelli Ann. 1622 01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:43,838 Did I get any calls? 1623 01:36:44,006 --> 01:36:49,344 Since you asked me 11 minutes ago, no. Not a lot of phone traffic. 1624 01:36:54,058 --> 01:36:56,309 - Oh, my God. - What? 1625 01:36:56,977 --> 01:36:58,061 What's her name? 1626 01:36:59,939 --> 01:37:01,272 Who? 1627 01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:02,857 The girl, Alex. 1628 01:37:03,484 --> 01:37:05,652 There's no girl. 1629 01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:07,237 You can't hide it, man. 1630 01:37:07,404 --> 01:37:10,824 I know strung out and you are strung out. 1631 01:37:12,743 --> 01:37:15,286 Okay, please. 1632 01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:17,413 This is amazing. 1633 01:37:17,957 --> 01:37:19,749 You can't focus, right? 1634 01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:24,170 Jumping every time your phone rings, checking your e-mail 100 times a day... 1635 01:37:24,338 --> 01:37:26,089 ...wishing you could write songs. 1636 01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:30,927 No, feeling the need to bring up her name in random conversations. 1637 01:37:31,595 --> 01:37:35,431 It's always the same and it has happened to you, my friend. 1638 01:37:39,228 --> 01:37:40,770 Shit. 1639 01:37:43,357 --> 01:37:44,732 Welcome to my world, asshole. 1640 01:37:46,902 --> 01:37:48,653 Let me get the door. 1641 01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:55,159 Sure I can't interest you in a little beef and broccoli? 1642 01:37:55,327 --> 01:37:57,203 I gotta finish this stuff. 1643 01:37:57,371 --> 01:37:58,788 Okay. 1644 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,209 - Yeah. So I'll see you at home. - Okay. 1645 01:38:04,169 --> 01:38:05,837 I love you. 1646 01:38:06,338 --> 01:38:08,172 I love you too. 1647 01:38:12,970 --> 01:38:15,263 - Okay. I'll see you later. Okay, bye. - Bye. 1648 01:38:23,689 --> 01:38:25,315 - You make me sick. - I had no choice. 1649 01:38:25,482 --> 01:38:28,276 - You're a disgusting excuse for a man! - What was I supposed to do? 1650 01:38:28,444 --> 01:38:30,653 - You're the one I wanna be... - Don't touch me! 1651 01:38:30,821 --> 01:38:33,197 You will never touch me again. 1652 01:38:38,370 --> 01:38:40,830 Dino, thanks again for letting me pay over the phone. 1653 01:38:40,998 --> 01:38:45,043 I assure you this late-payment thing will never happen again. 1654 01:38:45,210 --> 01:38:47,795 Yep, just trying to trim some of the drama out of my life. 1655 01:38:49,131 --> 01:38:50,214 Oh, that's my other line. 1656 01:38:50,382 --> 01:38:51,591 Okay, bye. 1657 01:38:51,759 --> 01:38:53,801 - Hello? - Hi, Gigi? 1658 01:38:53,969 --> 01:38:55,345 This is Bill. 1659 01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:57,513 - Bill? - Alex's friend. 1660 01:38:57,681 --> 01:39:01,809 We were supposed to meet up but Alex told me the wrong day. 1661 01:39:02,519 --> 01:39:04,520 Bill, so you do exist. 1662 01:39:04,688 --> 01:39:06,022 I do. 1663 01:39:06,190 --> 01:39:10,234 And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime if you're still game. 1664 01:39:11,362 --> 01:39:12,612 Yes. 1665 01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:14,906 Sure, why not? 1666 01:39:22,748 --> 01:39:23,998 Hey. 1667 01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:26,250 Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 1668 01:39:26,418 --> 01:39:28,836 Hi. Hi, sweetie. 1669 01:39:29,254 --> 01:39:31,047 See, why did you just call me "sweetie"? 1670 01:39:31,215 --> 01:39:34,342 - We always call each other that. - Why? 1671 01:39:34,510 --> 01:39:37,512 All right, look, I wanna say something, okay? 1672 01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:40,056 We call each other "sweetie" all the time. 1673 01:39:40,224 --> 01:39:43,017 And we fall asleep on the phone after talking for hours. 1674 01:39:43,185 --> 01:39:46,562 I washed your hair for you after you had shoulder surgery and everything. 1675 01:39:46,730 --> 01:39:48,064 And it's like we're together. 1676 01:39:48,232 --> 01:39:50,400 - I know that I've been... - No, hold on a second. 1677 01:39:50,567 --> 01:39:52,402 Let me finish. 1678 01:39:52,569 --> 01:39:54,404 I think maybe this is my fault... 1679 01:39:54,571 --> 01:39:58,282 ...because maybe I wasn't clear about exactly what I want. 1680 01:39:58,450 --> 01:40:01,077 So let me... Let me be clear. 1681 01:40:01,245 --> 01:40:03,162 I love hanging out. 1682 01:40:03,497 --> 01:40:07,333 But I'm so attracted to you. I just... I want both. 1683 01:40:07,501 --> 01:40:10,253 I don't know what happened or why we stopped. I don't care. 1684 01:40:10,421 --> 01:40:11,879 Okay. 1685 01:40:13,132 --> 01:40:14,716 - What? - Okay. 1686 01:40:14,883 --> 01:40:18,094 No, I'm talking about really doing this. Like a full-on relationship. 1687 01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:19,762 Right. 1688 01:40:19,930 --> 01:40:21,264 With me. 1689 01:40:21,432 --> 01:40:22,807 Yeah. 1690 01:40:24,309 --> 01:40:26,185 A bunch of gay people put you up to this? 1691 01:40:26,353 --> 01:40:28,146 Stop talking. 1692 01:40:47,124 --> 01:40:50,334 Stay home. It's an end-around. No, no, it's not. He's still got it. 1693 01:40:50,502 --> 01:40:51,961 He's still got it. 1694 01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:54,714 - Shit. - Who let that happen? It's embarrassing. 1695 01:40:54,882 --> 01:40:58,676 - Argh! - That is so embarrassing. 1696 01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:00,094 What? 1697 01:41:01,346 --> 01:41:03,890 Did any of you guys have a chance to get to the store? 1698 01:41:04,433 --> 01:41:06,642 Oh, yeah, no. We're good, we got takeout. 1699 01:41:07,186 --> 01:41:09,395 No, I didn't mean for you, I meant f... 1700 01:41:09,563 --> 01:41:12,523 - All right, here we go. - Come on, defense, wake up. 1701 01:41:14,151 --> 01:41:16,903 You have to be kidding me. 1702 01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:33,503 I just got a little bit more of this I gotta finish. 1703 01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:35,838 There's some laundry I'm gonna put away... 1704 01:41:36,006 --> 01:41:38,758 ...then I had another load of clothes in the dryer. 1705 01:41:39,259 --> 01:41:42,512 I did get some of the food your dad likes, but some healthy stuff too. 1706 01:41:42,679 --> 01:41:44,514 Just, you know. 1707 01:41:47,476 --> 01:41:49,560 It's gonna be okay. 1708 01:41:52,356 --> 01:41:53,481 It'll be okay. 1709 01:43:02,551 --> 01:43:04,677 Bend your knee a little bit more. There you go. 1710 01:43:04,845 --> 01:43:06,971 Inhale, reverse warrior, look up. 1711 01:43:07,139 --> 01:43:08,264 Exhale. 1712 01:43:19,902 --> 01:43:22,778 Hi, you've reached Ben's cell phone. Please leave... 1713 01:43:52,434 --> 01:43:55,686 You lying sack of shit! 1714 01:44:01,026 --> 01:44:02,693 Lying! 1715 01:44:02,861 --> 01:44:03,903 Sack! 1716 01:44:04,071 --> 01:44:05,655 Shit! 1717 01:44:44,945 --> 01:44:46,696 Okay. 1718 01:44:57,124 --> 01:44:59,000 - Or call my cell, or try me at work... 1719 01:44:59,167 --> 01:45:02,503 ...but definitely leave a message here first. Thanks. 1720 01:45:02,671 --> 01:45:05,965 Hey, Gigi, it's Alex. 1721 01:45:06,550 --> 01:45:08,342 How's it going? 1722 01:45:08,510 --> 01:45:10,386 Just wondering how you're doing. 1723 01:45:10,554 --> 01:45:14,390 I haven't talked to you in a little while... 1724 01:45:14,558 --> 01:45:16,726 ...and was just wondering how you're doing. 1725 01:45:16,893 --> 01:45:20,563 So, hey, I was hoping to talk to you. 1726 01:45:21,481 --> 01:45:23,566 Obviously. 1727 01:45:24,109 --> 01:45:26,027 But you're out, I guess. 1728 01:45:26,194 --> 01:45:29,905 So just call me sometime. 1729 01:45:30,073 --> 01:45:31,240 Or tonight. 1730 01:45:31,408 --> 01:45:33,993 I'm around, I'll be... Well, I'm in and around. 1731 01:45:34,703 --> 01:45:37,413 So that's enough for now. 1732 01:45:38,915 --> 01:45:40,624 It's Alex. 1733 01:45:40,792 --> 01:45:42,418 Okay. 1734 01:45:46,048 --> 01:45:47,089 Dude. 1735 01:45:48,175 --> 01:45:49,759 I know. 1736 01:46:08,737 --> 01:46:11,655 Hey. 1737 01:46:13,658 --> 01:46:14,950 Welcome aboard. 1738 01:46:15,118 --> 01:46:16,285 Might I come aboard? 1739 01:46:16,453 --> 01:46:18,871 Yeah. You remember the boat. 1740 01:46:19,039 --> 01:46:21,582 Well, you know, I thought I did. 1741 01:46:21,750 --> 01:46:24,168 - Or, you know, little... - But it's been a while. 1742 01:46:24,336 --> 01:46:28,631 You know that dock? Over there, there's a boat that looks just like yours. 1743 01:46:28,799 --> 01:46:30,216 - Uh-huh. - It's not yours. 1744 01:46:30,384 --> 01:46:32,760 - No, that's not my boat. - It's definitely not. 1745 01:46:32,928 --> 01:46:36,347 But there's a very nice gentleman... 1746 01:46:36,515 --> 01:46:37,807 ...living on the boat... 1747 01:46:37,974 --> 01:46:41,102 ...who invited me in for a white-wine spritzer. 1748 01:46:41,269 --> 01:46:42,395 Oh, good. 1749 01:46:42,562 --> 01:46:46,565 Wasn't expecting visitors. 1750 01:46:46,733 --> 01:46:50,736 That's all right. I just wanted to just come by and say thanks... 1751 01:46:50,904 --> 01:46:52,822 ...for helping yesterday. 1752 01:46:52,989 --> 01:46:57,034 Beth, you know, I'm the same person. 1753 01:46:57,202 --> 01:46:59,662 I would do anything for you. 1754 01:46:59,830 --> 01:47:02,248 I just can't give you... 1755 01:47:02,416 --> 01:47:04,166 I just can't give you what you want. 1756 01:47:04,334 --> 01:47:06,127 You're what I want. 1757 01:47:06,294 --> 01:47:09,422 Our life together is what I want. 1758 01:47:09,589 --> 01:47:10,673 I miss it. 1759 01:47:10,841 --> 01:47:12,174 I miss you. 1760 01:47:12,342 --> 01:47:14,844 You see those guys my sisters are married to... 1761 01:47:15,011 --> 01:47:17,596 You're more of a husband to me, not being married... 1762 01:47:17,764 --> 01:47:21,225 ...than those real husbands are ever gonna be, and... 1763 01:47:21,393 --> 01:47:25,521 It's enough. It's really enough for me. 1764 01:47:27,941 --> 01:47:30,359 And you would be willing... 1765 01:47:30,527 --> 01:47:35,030 ...to take the whole marriage thing off the table completely? 1766 01:47:35,198 --> 01:47:39,160 If you promise to commit to me and to love me, and... 1767 01:47:39,327 --> 01:47:41,454 - I already have. - I'm not finished. 1768 01:47:42,122 --> 01:47:43,706 Okay. All right. 1769 01:47:43,874 --> 01:47:47,418 - But I've loved you for seven years... - Ah-ah. 1770 01:47:47,586 --> 01:47:49,170 Okay. 1771 01:47:50,380 --> 01:47:54,216 You have to snake the drain when my hair gets clogged. 1772 01:47:54,384 --> 01:47:56,385 You know that happens. Okay? 1773 01:47:56,553 --> 01:47:57,970 Okay. Yeah. 1774 01:47:58,138 --> 01:47:59,889 And also... 1775 01:48:02,058 --> 01:48:05,519 ...you have to let me eat those Wheat Thins in bed. You gotta give me that. 1776 01:48:05,687 --> 01:48:07,688 - Okay, fine. All right. - Okay? 1777 01:48:08,940 --> 01:48:10,649 And... 1778 01:48:11,234 --> 01:48:12,568 - Yeah. - And? 1779 01:48:12,736 --> 01:48:15,196 - That's it. - Okay. 1780 01:48:19,075 --> 01:48:20,493 Do I get to come home now? 1781 01:48:21,453 --> 01:48:23,537 I guess you can. 1782 01:48:26,708 --> 01:48:28,918 But these cannot come. 1783 01:48:29,419 --> 01:48:31,003 - What, my pants...? - That's correct. 1784 01:48:31,171 --> 01:48:33,380 - Can't come home? Why? - No. 1785 01:48:33,548 --> 01:48:36,800 You just won a really big battle, my friend. Come on. 1786 01:48:38,595 --> 01:48:44,099 So we're not gonna get married, but I have to get rid of my pants. 1787 01:48:44,267 --> 01:48:47,102 Mm-hm. And we both win. 1788 01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:50,439 All right. I'll get rid of them if you like. 1789 01:48:50,690 --> 01:48:52,608 You're getting a lot of bids on this place? 1790 01:48:52,776 --> 01:48:56,028 Yeah. I know it's crazy, but it's a neighborhood in transition. 1791 01:48:56,196 --> 01:48:59,198 Is that like young, hip, gay couples or something like that? 1792 01:48:59,366 --> 01:49:03,452 Yeah. Hip gay people, young couples, young families. 1793 01:49:06,456 --> 01:49:07,915 Wow. 1794 01:49:08,583 --> 01:49:11,460 God, this reminds me of where I grew up. 1795 01:49:11,878 --> 01:49:14,129 I bet it's got one of the... 1796 01:49:15,131 --> 01:49:17,174 Wait a minute. 1797 01:49:17,634 --> 01:49:19,927 Oh, yeah. 1798 01:49:20,303 --> 01:49:23,389 Yeah, that's it. 1799 01:49:24,641 --> 01:49:26,475 We used to have the exact same one... 1800 01:49:26,643 --> 01:49:29,979 ...except my mom used it as a desk. 1801 01:49:32,065 --> 01:49:34,024 So... 1802 01:49:34,526 --> 01:49:37,278 ...when do all the fabulous people arrive? 1803 01:49:37,445 --> 01:49:39,613 Well, actually, the open house is tomorrow. 1804 01:49:39,781 --> 01:49:42,032 But I have this one buyer... 1805 01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:45,786 ...and I wanted to make sure his girlfriend likes it first. 1806 01:49:46,329 --> 01:49:48,664 Oh, he has a girlfriend, huh? 1807 01:49:50,208 --> 01:49:52,167 Yeah, I have an idea. 1808 01:49:52,335 --> 01:49:53,586 For this house. 1809 01:49:53,753 --> 01:49:54,878 For me. 1810 01:49:55,046 --> 01:49:57,840 And hopefully, if you like it... 1811 01:49:58,008 --> 01:50:00,593 ...and things continue to, you know... 1812 01:50:02,178 --> 01:50:03,596 Anna... 1813 01:50:03,763 --> 01:50:05,848 ...I have a plan, okay? 1814 01:50:06,016 --> 01:50:08,976 I know where my life is going, and I want you to go with me. 1815 01:50:09,144 --> 01:50:11,395 I'm not saying I want you to move in right now... 1816 01:50:11,563 --> 01:50:15,524 ...but I don't want to buy this place unless, at some point... 1817 01:50:15,692 --> 01:50:17,943 ...you could see yourself moving in. 1818 01:50:18,528 --> 01:50:20,195 So, what do you think? 1819 01:50:21,781 --> 01:50:24,033 I can't do this. 1820 01:50:25,035 --> 01:50:26,660 Okay. 1821 01:50:27,746 --> 01:50:30,706 Well, if it's too fast, I guess we can always just... 1822 01:50:30,874 --> 01:50:33,125 I can't do any of this. 1823 01:50:33,835 --> 01:50:35,169 I mean... 1824 01:50:35,337 --> 01:50:39,757 ...what you're saying and what you're offering... 1825 01:50:39,924 --> 01:50:43,010 ...is what every girl wants. 1826 01:50:43,178 --> 01:50:45,512 It's what I always wanted. 1827 01:50:45,680 --> 01:50:47,681 It's just... 1828 01:50:54,439 --> 01:50:55,731 You don't want it with me. 1829 01:51:16,586 --> 01:51:17,586 Okay. 1830 01:51:19,089 --> 01:51:20,923 I have a question. 1831 01:51:22,342 --> 01:51:24,635 Is there any way we could... 1832 01:51:25,595 --> 01:51:28,597 ...dial it back to before, when we were just sleeping together... 1833 01:51:28,765 --> 01:51:32,851 ...because I don't know, I felt like that gelled. 1834 01:51:46,783 --> 01:51:48,325 Babe? 1835 01:52:22,986 --> 01:52:24,236 It was nice meeting you. 1836 01:52:24,404 --> 01:52:26,655 Thank you so much for a lovely evening. 1837 01:52:26,823 --> 01:52:28,657 You too. 1838 01:52:34,998 --> 01:52:35,998 Good night. 1839 01:52:55,059 --> 01:52:57,186 You forget something? 1840 01:52:58,146 --> 01:53:00,147 Yeah, I did. 1841 01:53:00,940 --> 01:53:03,192 Really? What did you forget? 1842 01:53:06,863 --> 01:53:08,363 This. 1843 01:53:13,203 --> 01:53:17,664 You came all the way here at 11:00 at night to bring me back a promotional pen? 1844 01:53:17,832 --> 01:53:18,916 Yeah. 1845 01:53:19,083 --> 01:53:24,421 I thought I should just come up with some really great excuse to get over here. 1846 01:53:24,589 --> 01:53:26,715 That's how it's done, isn't it? 1847 01:53:28,134 --> 01:53:29,468 Sometimes. 1848 01:53:29,636 --> 01:53:32,221 Look, I can't stop thinking about you. 1849 01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:33,889 It's a problem. 1850 01:53:34,057 --> 01:53:38,268 I drive by your place, I call and hang up. 1851 01:53:38,436 --> 01:53:39,478 I'm turning into... 1852 01:53:39,646 --> 01:53:41,146 Me. 1853 01:53:42,065 --> 01:53:43,732 Yeah. 1854 01:53:46,861 --> 01:53:49,196 A wise person once told me... 1855 01:53:49,364 --> 01:53:54,159 ...that if a guy wants to be with a girl he will make it happen, no matter what. 1856 01:53:54,327 --> 01:53:55,410 That's true. 1857 01:53:55,578 --> 01:53:58,622 But when I was hurling my body onto yours... 1858 01:53:58,790 --> 01:54:00,916 ...you did not seem to want to make it happen. 1859 01:54:01,084 --> 01:54:04,419 Yeah, all right. 1860 01:54:04,587 --> 01:54:06,046 You were right. 1861 01:54:06,214 --> 01:54:09,925 I've gotten so used to keeping myself at a safe distance from all these women... 1862 01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:11,426 ...and having the power... 1863 01:54:11,594 --> 01:54:13,762 ...that I didn't know what it felt like... 1864 01:54:13,930 --> 01:54:16,098 ...when I actually fell... 1865 01:54:16,266 --> 01:54:18,433 ...for one of them. 1866 01:54:21,479 --> 01:54:23,438 I didn't know. 1867 01:54:32,490 --> 01:54:34,867 Look, I just went out with your friend Bill and... 1868 01:54:35,034 --> 01:54:36,118 Yeah. 1869 01:54:36,286 --> 01:54:38,829 He might be just exactly what I need. 1870 01:54:38,997 --> 01:54:40,747 No drama. 1871 01:54:40,915 --> 01:54:43,208 He calls, he does what he says. 1872 01:54:43,376 --> 01:54:45,502 - I can do that stuff too. - But you didn't. 1873 01:54:45,670 --> 01:54:48,213 And that same wise person told me that I am the rule. 1874 01:54:48,381 --> 01:54:51,967 That I have to stop thinking that every guy will change. 1875 01:54:52,135 --> 01:54:54,428 That I have to stop thinking that... 1876 01:55:11,738 --> 01:55:13,488 I'm the exception. 1877 01:55:16,618 --> 01:55:19,161 You are my exception. 1878 01:56:02,538 --> 01:56:03,538 Conor Barry. 1879 01:56:03,706 --> 01:56:06,166 Hi, it's Mary at the Blade. 1880 01:56:06,334 --> 01:56:08,627 I'm looking at your new ad and I love it. 1881 01:56:09,545 --> 01:56:12,130 Really? You don't think the muscle T is too much? 1882 01:56:12,799 --> 01:56:16,551 I think the shirt you're wearing now is probably more you. 1883 01:56:18,471 --> 01:56:19,805 What, you here? 1884 01:56:19,973 --> 01:56:22,182 I'm sitting right in front of you. 1885 01:56:23,518 --> 01:56:25,394 Wow, this is you. Mary. 1886 01:56:25,561 --> 01:56:26,645 It's me. 1887 01:56:26,813 --> 01:56:28,063 I'm me. 1888 01:56:31,901 --> 01:56:33,235 Should I...? 1889 01:56:33,528 --> 01:56:34,861 - Please. Please. - Okay. 1890 01:56:35,029 --> 01:56:37,072 - Talk to you in a minute. - See you in a second. 1891 01:56:37,240 --> 01:56:39,074 Okay. 1892 01:56:40,827 --> 01:56:42,411 Hey. 1893 01:56:42,578 --> 01:56:43,912 - Hi. - How are you? 1894 01:56:44,080 --> 01:56:45,455 It's nice to finally meet you. 1895 01:56:45,623 --> 01:56:46,707 - You too. - In person. 1896 01:56:47,250 --> 01:56:49,459 This is a pleasant surprise. 1897 01:56:49,627 --> 01:56:50,877 - You... - What? 1898 01:56:51,045 --> 01:56:54,172 - I don't know. Not what I expected. - My voice doesn't match my face? 1899 01:56:54,340 --> 01:56:56,717 Your voice does not match your face in a good way. 1900 01:56:56,884 --> 01:56:59,928 In a... Yeah, I mean... That sounded terrible. 1901 01:57:04,559 --> 01:57:06,268 Amazing. 1902 01:57:06,436 --> 01:57:08,770 I don't know how all this stuff fit in here before. 1903 01:57:08,938 --> 01:57:11,857 I know. It seems like it just expanded. 1904 01:57:20,783 --> 01:57:25,120 You are not trying to get these back in here. 1905 01:57:25,288 --> 01:57:28,248 - You are not getting rid of these pants. - We had a deal, mister. 1906 01:57:28,416 --> 01:57:29,791 These are not staying. 1907 01:57:29,959 --> 01:57:34,296 - You can store those horizontally. - Goodwill wouldn't even take these. 1908 01:57:34,464 --> 01:57:36,923 They could be pressed, flattened, you can... 1909 01:57:37,091 --> 01:57:40,552 If you're gonna throw them out, at least check the pockets, all right? 1910 01:57:40,720 --> 01:57:44,347 So you don't throw away some personal items. 1911 01:58:01,616 --> 01:58:04,826 I love you so much. 1912 01:58:05,578 --> 01:58:07,162 So much. 1913 01:58:07,789 --> 01:58:09,998 And I wanna make you happy. 1914 01:58:10,625 --> 01:58:12,542 I need to make you happy... 1915 01:58:12,710 --> 01:58:17,005 ...for me to even have a shot at being happy. 1916 01:58:18,299 --> 01:58:23,512 Will you marry me? 1917 01:58:29,102 --> 01:58:32,687 Yes, of course I will. Yes. 1918 01:58:32,855 --> 01:58:34,439 Yes. 1919 01:58:39,028 --> 01:58:40,862 Thank God. 1920 01:58:47,203 --> 01:58:49,746 If a guy punches you, he likes you. 1921 01:58:49,914 --> 01:58:52,165 Never try to trim your own bangs. 1922 01:58:52,333 --> 01:58:57,295 And someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. 1923 01:58:57,463 --> 01:58:59,131 - And your commitment to each other. 1924 01:59:00,716 --> 01:59:04,052 Every movie we see, every story we're told... 1925 01:59:04,220 --> 01:59:05,887 ...implores us to wait for it. 1926 01:59:06,722 --> 01:59:12,561 The unexpected declaration of love. 1927 01:59:13,521 --> 01:59:15,647 The exception to the rule. 1928 01:59:15,815 --> 01:59:19,401 But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending... 1929 01:59:19,569 --> 01:59:22,237 ...we don't learn how to read the signs. 1930 01:59:22,405 --> 01:59:25,365 How to tell the ones who want us from the ones who don't. 1931 01:59:25,533 --> 01:59:28,827 The ones who will stay from the ones who will leave. 1932 01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:39,254 - Hi. - Hi. 1933 01:59:39,797 --> 01:59:44,176 And maybe this happy ending doesn't include a wonderful guy. 1934 01:59:45,511 --> 01:59:48,513 Maybe it's you... 1935 01:59:50,057 --> 01:59:51,933 ...on your own... 1936 01:59:52,101 --> 01:59:55,187 ...picking up the pieces and starting over. 1937 01:59:56,522 --> 02:00:00,483 Freeing yourself up for something better in the future. 1938 02:00:02,278 --> 02:00:05,197 Maybe the happy ending is just... 1939 02:00:05,781 --> 02:00:07,699 ...moving on. 1940 02:00:11,495 --> 02:00:14,956 Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn. Forget the dip. Come on, come on. 1941 02:00:15,124 --> 02:00:17,167 Let's go, Alex. 1942 02:00:17,335 --> 02:00:18,960 Come on, Alex, your turn. 1943 02:00:19,128 --> 02:00:20,378 Ready? LOL. 1944 02:00:20,546 --> 02:00:22,923 Laugh out loud! We won! 1945 02:00:25,134 --> 02:00:28,970 Knowing that through all the unreturned phone calls and broken hearts... 1946 02:00:29,138 --> 02:00:32,641 ...through all the blunders and misread signals... 1947 02:00:32,808 --> 02:00:35,810 ...through all of the pain and embarrassment... 1948 02:00:35,978 --> 02:00:39,814 ...you never, ever gave up hope. 1949 02:00:47,073 --> 02:00:48,657 Now that we are married... 1950 02:00:48,824 --> 02:00:50,075 We're gonna move. 1951 02:00:50,243 --> 02:00:52,202 Gonna move. That's one thing we're gonna do. 1952 02:00:52,370 --> 02:00:56,373 Another thing we're gonna do is move a little further away from... 1953 02:00:56,540 --> 02:00:59,334 - Baltimore? - Your sisters. 1954 02:01:00,002 --> 02:01:01,878 I mean, everyone makes mistakes. 1955 02:01:02,046 --> 02:01:07,050 I've started trying to figure out what I wanna do, who I wanna be, you know? 1956 02:01:07,218 --> 02:01:10,845 Probably seems the wrong time to do that, but why not? You know, why not? 1957 02:01:11,013 --> 02:01:12,347 Better later than never. 1958 02:01:12,515 --> 02:01:14,224 I'm dating now. 1959 02:01:16,519 --> 02:01:19,145 What do you miss most about marriage? 1960 02:01:19,313 --> 02:01:20,772 Have you been married? 1961 02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:22,023 Yes, I'm married. 1962 02:01:22,191 --> 02:01:23,817 - You are married? - I am married. 1963 02:01:23,985 --> 02:01:25,819 And what's your question? 1964 02:01:25,987 --> 02:01:29,823 - We're heading there, is that fair? - It's moving fast. Just on our way. 1965 02:01:29,991 --> 02:01:32,742 I like him, I'll say that L word. 1966 02:01:32,910 --> 02:01:35,870 That's true, it does start with an L. Yeah. 1967 02:01:36,038 --> 02:01:39,207 - I like her a lot, so... - Good, I'm glad. 1968 02:01:39,375 --> 02:01:41,209 I love her. I love her. 1969 02:01:41,877 --> 02:01:44,379 You know, what I've been focusing my energy on... 1970 02:01:44,547 --> 02:01:48,383 ...is like a self-discovery, as opposed to dating. 1971 02:01:48,551 --> 02:01:50,969 I don't know. Maybe dating's a little overrated. 1972 02:01:51,137 --> 02:01:55,890 Good friend of mine and I are going to India for a few months. 1973 02:01:56,058 --> 02:01:57,475 We're going on a yoga retreat. 1974 02:01:57,643 --> 02:01:59,894 I really genuinely love this person... 1975 02:02:00,062 --> 02:02:01,938 He had asked me to co-host this party... 1976 02:02:02,106 --> 02:02:03,356 ...and I stayed after. 1977 02:02:03,524 --> 02:02:07,235 I was trying to help you out because there was this girl who would not leave... 1978 02:02:07,403 --> 02:02:10,113 ...that tall girl. - Right. She was gross. 1979 02:02:10,281 --> 02:02:11,656 I was trying to... 1980 02:02:11,824 --> 02:02:13,658 She was... come on.