1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,254 (LOW CHATTER) 4 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,130 -Put it in the foyer. -Right away, sir. 5 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,664 (FOOD BEING CHOPPED) 6 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:04,865 Ow! 7 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:07,501 Michael, you cut your finger! 8 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,203 -Mike, you okay? -(SCREAMING) 9 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,272 Get a paper towel, quick! 10 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:14,041 -Are you all right? -Ow, my finger! 11 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:15,743 -My god! -(SCREAMING) 12 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:21,115 Wilford! 13 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:26,086 Quit messing around. My guests will be here any minute, and I need you out front. 14 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,690 Yes, Ms. Cartier. 15 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,400 Sorry, Wilford. I'm just having a little fun. 16 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,202 Good one on me, sir. 17 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:47,007 Mikey! Nice. 18 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:57,385 (CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Cartier made me do it. 19 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,653 Quite. 20 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,925 (LAUGHING) 21 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:09,029 I'm so glad you could make it. I mean, I know this isn't your thing. 22 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:11,732 What, and miss my opportunity to create another masterpiece? 23 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,202 -Ooh. -That's a hell of a tux, Ryan. 24 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:18,206 You sure do know how to pull off the starving artist look. 25 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:21,275 -I kind of like the starving artist look. -Thank you. 26 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,646 I am so sorry we're late. 27 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:29,817 -Did we miss the toast? -No, we're still waiting on Her Highness. 28 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:32,686 -We spend half our life waiting for her. -And you spend half your 29 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,722 life spewing bullshit, Peter. 30 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,590 Hello, Desiree, it's lovely to see you. 31 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,692 Peter's a politician in training, Des. 32 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,495 What more can you expect from that shit-eating grin? 33 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,665 Thanks, Blaine. 34 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:48,669 -Here you go, sweetie. -So have you, uh, sampled the main course yet? 35 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:52,105 Well, it looks amazing, but I'm saving my appetite for something else. 36 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,842 -We still on for polo on Saturday? -Have I ever missed a match? 37 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,810 You have not. 38 00:02:56,877 --> 00:03:00,548 (CLEARS THROAT) (TAPS GLASS) 39 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,751 You don't toast yourself, sweetie. We toast you. 40 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:11,892 At each one of our coming-out parties, where us sweet, young, innocent girls 41 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:16,129 are introduced into polite society 42 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,833 we've all taken a moment beforehand to gather together before the other guests... 43 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,635 (COUGHS) Old fucks. 44 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,772 Other guests arrive 45 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:29,243 to toast our guest of honor, celebrate our friendships 46 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,944 and welcome our newest edition. 47 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,180 Don't be a lender or a borrower. 48 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,683 -Peter! -Thank you, Barbie. 49 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,618 As I was saying, Torrance 50 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:41,054 we are so proud to host your debutant ball 51 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,990 and welcome you into our circle. 52 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,928 Which I think you will find will change your life forever. 53 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:51,965 May God help you as the devil leads the way. 54 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,738 ALL: Cheers. 55 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:07,147 (LAUGHING) 56 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:10,518 -What's so funny? -What happened to your mouth? 57 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:19,327 -April fools. -(LAUGHING) 58 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:24,231 -What are you laughing at? -Peter. Try to keep up, okay? Jesus. 59 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:29,236 Don't worry, sweetie. Since it's your special night, you'll be exempt from 60 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:33,374 being pranked maybe. 61 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:37,945 -(LAUGHING) -Oh. 62 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,423 (LOW CHATTERING) 63 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:13,246 Oh, Torrance, there is no one more deserving of this honor than... 64 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,916 -Fuck, can we do that again? -Yeah, ready when you are. 65 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:21,989 As sponsor of your debut, it is my honor to welcome you into our elite society. 66 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,858 Congratulations, Torrance. You deserve it. 67 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:33,266 (LAUGHING) 68 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,136 Oh, I'll take one more of those. That one's done, thank you, sir. 69 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:39,473 Hey, Charles, any well wishes for the new debutant? 70 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:51,485 Yes. Torrance, in the popularity race, rehab rumors might get you the finish line 71 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:55,456 but nothing secures victory better than a good old- fashioned sex scandal. 72 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:59,059 -Isn't that right, Eltie-Poo? -Perfect. 73 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,861 -Also, uh... -Thanks, Charles. 74 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:07,801 Guys, we're makin' a video for Torrance, have any advice? 75 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:11,505 Yes I do, here you go. Here you go, hold that. 76 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:14,842 All right. Okay. On me. 77 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:21,782 Torrance. My dear. My wife and I would like to extend our 78 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:25,986 hearty congratulations on your coming out party, and wish you 79 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:30,223 well with all your future end... 80 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:33,093 -Uh... -How about you, Ms. Carolina? 81 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,401 Torrance, honey, I'm honored to call you my friend 82 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:45,405 and I look forward to sharing many happy years together. 83 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:51,278 -Great. Very sincere. -Oh yeah! Um... 84 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:54,081 -Marry rich, and don't get fat! (LAUGHS) 85 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,283 Endeavors. Future endeavors. 86 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:06,393 Ryan, glad to see you're living the dream. 87 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,829 -Guy thinks he's Hitchcock. -Who? 88 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,164 I happen to be working tonight, asshole. 89 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,934 -Some people have to earn a living. -Yeah, I earn interest. 90 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,969 You know what? Take a close-up of Katie here. 91 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,906 -Chloe! -Whatever. Isn't she beautiful? 92 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:28,048 How many times do I have to tell you? Champagne then hors d'oeuvres. 93 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,550 -Jesus. -Sorry. 94 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,520 Hey, have you seen Milan? 95 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,757 I think she just walked in. 96 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:01,982 Milan, you look divine! 97 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:06,620 -You look stunning, as always. -Thank you. 98 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:11,424 -Just threw myself together. -You know, this is all looking very familiar. 99 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:15,262 It's not nearly as beautiful as your ball. 100 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,465 But we did miss having you here for the pre-party toast. 101 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:21,401 Well, I've been working so much with my charities, I haven't had time for as much 102 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:24,938 -socializing or traditions. -Admirable. 103 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,741 So, are you still working with those 104 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,778 -retarded -Developmentally disabled children? 105 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:34,214 Yes, they're so adorable. 106 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,685 You know, helping others is incredibly rewarding. 107 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:56,203 Envy is an ugly shade for you, Desiree. 108 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,906 I don't know the meaning of the word. 109 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:03,210 Oh, and for the record, I don't partake in the type of exploits 110 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:08,481 that make Milan Hastings so popular with the boys. 111 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,785 You know, as someone who writes gossip for a living, I sure would appreciate 112 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,754 any light you could shed on these 113 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,990 -cries for attention, hm? -Well 114 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:22,062 -let's just say someone had to stock up on her Penicillin. -Ah. 115 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:27,267 Milan Hastings, goodie two-shoes and village bicycle. 116 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:33,240 What, you didn't know? Feel free to use that for your website. 117 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:39,279 You know, how do I know that you're not up to another one of your little tricks, hm? 118 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:44,084 Contrary to popular opinion, I actually do try to verify my sources. 119 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:48,255 -Suit yourself. -Oh, Desiree? 120 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:51,524 Gossip is a poison for which there is no antidote. 121 00:09:56,764 --> 00:10:00,467 Excuse me, young man. Eltie's getting a little sleepy. 122 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,903 Would you mind taking him to the Woodland room for me? 123 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,605 Tuck him in, make yourself a drink? 124 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:09,677 My, Eltie. It's okay, baby. Yeah, he's a nice young man. 125 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,252 So, there we were in the Alaskan tundra on a hunting trip. 126 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:22,489 My father gave me that knife after my first kill. 127 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,260 See that gun? 128 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,298 This was my next kill. 129 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,268 The animal never knew what hit him. 130 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,875 (CLEARS THROAT) Excuse us. 131 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,912 Blaine. 132 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,525 You still in for later tonight with Milan? 133 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:02,362 As long as you quit pestering me about that stupid SL550 134 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,800 -then yes. -It's not fair, why should you get to decide how I spend my 135 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,837 -money? -Because that's what father stated in our trust. 136 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:14,207 -Besides, you have a perfectly fine automobile. -My car is an eyesore. 137 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:18,211 It's a 2007, Desiree. You don't need a new Mercedes every year. 138 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,749 Fine, whatever. Just stick to the plan, all right? 139 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,317 -I'm counting on you. -Yeah. 140 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:28,321 Shouldn't be too difficult, she's been begging for it for years. 141 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:38,265 (WHISTLING) Ladies and gentlemen 142 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,801 please allow me the honor of presenting 143 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:45,272 at her official debut, Ms. Torrance Caldwell. 144 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,574 She will be escorted by her father 145 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,845 -Mr. Lawrence Caldwell III. -(APPLAUSE) 146 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,925 You know, if this wasn't a front for another one of your pranks 147 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,527 Mom and Dad would have been so proud. 148 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,363 Thanks. 149 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:04,484 Ladies and gentlemen, the future leader of your children. 150 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,888 -Brian. Brian, come here. -It's Ryan. 151 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,090 -Brian, come here. -It's Ryan. 152 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,828 I gotta tell you something I'm not gonna tell you. 153 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,898 Before I devoted myself and sacrificed myself 154 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,500 to getting votes and being loved by everyone 155 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:25,205 and helping people with their hearts and souls 156 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:28,741 I wanted to be a bartender like the Jerry Maguire in the cocktail. 157 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:33,613 -(DRUNK MUMBLING) -Um, could you excuse me? 158 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,050 I'm a badass! 159 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:41,554 Peter, people are watching. Ryan, stop. Ryan. 160 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,958 Hey, if that ends up on the Interweb, I will have you raped by a wizard. 161 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:49,062 -Glass of champagne. -Yeah, and that is a promise, not a threat. 162 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,964 Yeah? What's it worth to you, Peter? 163 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,267 PETER: Everything you've got, ever. 164 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:59,339 -Hey, Barbie. -Milan, it's so nice to see you. 165 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,441 You haven't been around much lately. 166 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,244 You wouldn't believe how much work the Gifted Child Foundation is. 167 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:08,348 -Really? -I can't believe my mother started it singlehandedly. 168 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:12,819 -Yes. -Oh, and congratulations on that whole Miss Carolina 169 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:17,657 thing. What an honor. You know, I didn't realize they let married ladies compete. 170 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:21,728 Well, we had just gotten engaged, so I was still eligible. 171 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:27,100 Oh, hello, Peter. How have you been? Plotting the senate yet? 172 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:31,972 The campaign is like a well-oiled machine. The campaign machine. 173 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:36,176 -Politics. -I think it's time to go. 174 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,646 -Ryan, how are you? -Good, how are you? 175 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,216 Good. So how's the whole movie thing been going? 176 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,785 -It's um... -It's... 177 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,788 I'm sorry, I just haven't seen you since... 178 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,656 Torrance. Torrance. 179 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,926 Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. 180 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:30,830 -It's okay, I'm a little distracted tonight. -It's a big night. 181 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,765 Yeah. 182 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:37,870 Did I tell you I got an agent? I guess those acting classes paid off. 183 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,440 I mean, everything's happening so quickly. 184 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,179 You know, this whole scene can be pretty overwhelming. 185 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,749 Just do yourself a favor. Don't lose yourself in their world. 186 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,484 What do you mean? 187 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:58,758 I mean, we've all been very fortunate. But most of them use their wealth and privilege 188 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:03,863 only to benefit themselves. They have everything they want 189 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,400 yet they'd do anything for a little more. 190 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,103 I don't know, I guess what I'm trying to say is... 191 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,506 Boo. 192 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,176 -Obsessed much? -Tan much? 193 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,146 She is beautiful. 194 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,049 -When you gonna get the nerve to ask her out? -Who's that, Milan? 195 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,517 -Mhm. -We're just old friends. 196 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,654 -It'd be weird. -Yeah, right. 197 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,057 Charles, why don't you jump in the pool with the girls? 198 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,825 Well, first of all, they aren't playing with the right equipment. 199 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,329 And secondly, you know I can't swim. 200 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:42,335 Oh my, you'll have to pardon me. Charles just found his dessert for the evening. 201 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,538 Yoo hoo! Young man, may I have a word with you? 202 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,380 -Yo. -Hey. 203 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:28,181 I guess this is why I rarely attend these things. 204 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,620 Ah, they're just blowing off steam. 205 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:38,625 From what? Deciding whether to summer in the Vineyard or Lake Cuomo? 206 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,395 Sorry, I just don't feel I'm part of this world anymore. 207 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,766 (SIGHS) Well, that's too bad 208 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,403 because I would love a little of you in my world. 209 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,505 Blaine, you never let up. 210 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,244 You know, I'm not one of your little debutarts. 211 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,147 You know, I was planning on laying on pretty thick tonight 212 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,183 but I have just been myself around you. 213 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:07,887 -Really? -I don't know what it is. I'm comfortable with you. 214 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:12,825 I don't have to pull any tricks, you know? You're too smart for that. 215 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:23,370 -The champagne's hitting me pretty hard. -Here. 216 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,677 -You all right? -Yeah, I'm fine. 217 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:39,118 -Whoa. -Whoa. Um 218 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:45,458 why don't we get you some water? Come on. Here, watch yourself. 219 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,740 Right this way. 220 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,478 Let me get you that water. Be right back. 221 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,269 -Here you go. -Thanks. 222 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,839 Absolutely. Here, I got it. 223 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:49,389 What kind of girl do you think I am, huh? 224 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,432 I think I have an idea. 225 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,684 What's that? Move it. There we go. 226 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,468 Once this hits the Internet, Milan is finished. 227 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,608 -Hey! -Sh! 228 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:47,314 I'll be goddamned, it's a wooden door. It's hardwood. 229 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,551 Fine. Oh, gorgeous. 230 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,987 -You know what, I'm gonna get something in the bathroom. -Okay. 231 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,795 What are you guys doing? 232 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,798 -Des, why do you have my camera? -Sh. 233 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,469 -You don't wanna see this. -Why? What the fuck is going on? 234 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:25,117 -So, you miss me? -Hold on a second. 235 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:29,322 BLAINE: Jeez, I wanted this for a long time. 236 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:35,928 -Are you all right? -I can't. I just don't... I don't feel right. 237 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,131 -What's wrong? What's the matter? -I just don't feel right. 238 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,272 RYAN: What are you guys doing? This isn't funny! 239 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,876 -April Fool's Day, bitch. -Hey, what's wrong? 240 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,112 Hey, hey! What's the matter with you? Are you all right? 241 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:56,383 She's falling backwards, get her! (YELLING) 242 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,019 (SCREAMING) 243 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:03,322 -Milan! -(SCREAMING) 244 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,063 TORRANCE: Please get up! Please! 245 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,600 Are you okay? Just get up, please! 246 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,271 Call someone! 247 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,042 Come on, wake up! Wake up! 248 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,183 What have you guys done? (SOBBING) 249 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,356 What have you guys done? 250 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:48,901 The terms of the trust clearly delineate that any outwards and evident citations 251 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:55,274 of questionable character and/or any illegal activity are grounds for removal. 252 00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:59,412 In light of the inquiry into the death of Milan Hastings 253 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,915 and with the more recent allegations of sexual misconduct 254 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:07,086 involving Mr. Cartier, I have no choice but to 255 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:11,424 revoke his responsibilities as executor of the Cartier estate 256 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:17,597 and hereby designate Desiree Cartier primary beneficiary in control of the family trust. 257 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,199 (KNOCK) 258 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:26,172 On today's edition of Susan Moyer, we are headed to the South 259 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,408 where an April Fool's Day prank turns tragic. 260 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:34,013 Now this case has been dragging on for months, and joining us now via satellite 261 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,617 is WDBZ of the Carolinas' reporter Seaton Motley. Seaton? 262 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:42,054 -Hey, Susan. -Hello, Seaton. So this started as just your 263 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,923 run-of-the-mill debutant ball, is that right? 264 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:47,827 Well no, not exactly. It was hosted by the city's elite Cartier family. 265 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:51,397 -Oh, the Kennedys of the Carolinas, right? -Well, yeah. 266 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,399 -But someone died. -Yeah. 267 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:57,169 Died. At a ball. This is supposed to celebrate someone coming out 268 00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,507 -not going out. -Well what came out at the hearing is 269 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:04,644 that it was all supposed to be a prank, but obviously, it turned out horribly wrong. 270 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,345 Yeah, very wrong. 271 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:10,282 Now, viewers, what you are about to see is not for the faint of heart. 272 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:14,821 -Hey, hey, she's falling backwards. Someone get her! -Milan! 273 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:18,457 (CRASH) (SCREAMS) Milan! 274 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:25,197 Toxicology reports that the socialite died from an adverse reaction 275 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:28,234 of a drug. I believe it was a rufie, is that right, Seaton? 276 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:32,471 -That's correct. -Now, here we have this rich kid, Blaine Cartier. 277 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:35,374 He has got a history of sexual misconduct 278 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,510 and no one is raising red flags here? 279 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:40,479 Alleged sexual misconduct. To be fair 280 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:44,450 these debutants started coming out of the woodwork after the story broke, so 281 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:47,620 they could be riding the media bandwagon for all we know. 282 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:52,391 That may be so. Also joining us today is gossip columnist and blog king 283 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,961 -Charles Lansford. -Hello, Susan. 284 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,830 Hello, Charles. So, you not only report on the elite 285 00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:01,634 you're a member of the inner circle as well. As a matter of fact 286 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:05,772 you just finished writing a book, in a record amount of time I might add 287 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,407 regarding this particular case, is that right? 288 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:12,712 Thank you, yes I have. And my book is titled, Lifestyles of the Rich and Deadly 289 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:17,149 and will be available in stores across the nation on July 8th. 290 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:20,352 Well, from what I've been told, you were actually considered a coconspirator 291 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:23,956 -in this case. -Actually, the media misconstrued that... 292 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:27,627 Listen, here's what I'm trying to figure out is exactly what went wrong that night. 293 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:31,564 What started out trying to catch a couple of kids, pardon the expression 294 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:36,235 with their pants down, ended up with this young woman falling to her death. 295 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:40,673 The Cartiers were trying to embarrass Milan Hastings for quite some time. 296 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:45,411 You see, Desiree Cartier had a long-standing rivalry with her. 297 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:49,515 Susan, I want to add one more thing, too. This is not the first time that one of the 298 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:52,985 Cartiers' stunts has landed them in hot water. 299 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,654 We have to take a quick commercial break. 300 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,389 When we come back, more on the Cartier son and his dalliances... 301 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:11,270 Don't feel bad, Blaine, it happens to a lot of guys. 302 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:13,873 I've had a lot on my mind lately. 303 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,704 -(DOG WHINING) -Milton? 304 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,076 Elton? 305 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,181 -Milton! -(DOG BARKING) 306 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,889 -Eltie? (WHISTLING) -(DOG BARKING) 307 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,962 (DOG WHIMPERING) 308 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:18,070 -Milton! -(DOG BARKING) 309 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,574 -Come on, smoochy bear. -(DOG CRYING) 310 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,478 Elton? 311 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,648 Elton! 312 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,585 -Milton! -(DOG BARKING) 313 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,694 Eltie? 314 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,698 -(DOG WHINES) (SPLASH) -Elton! 315 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:54,473 Eltie? Eltie! Swim! Swim, Eltie! Come on, boy! 316 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,775 Elton! 317 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,677 Oh, God! 318 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:08,187 What the fuck? 319 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:14,093 (SCREAMING) 320 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:54,120 -Ms. Cartier. -Jesus! 321 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,856 I'm sorry, Ms. Cartier, I didn't mean to frighten you. 322 00:30:57,924 --> 00:31:02,661 It's fine, Wilford. I'm just having a rough morning, that's all. 323 00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:07,366 -I found this at the door earlier this morning. -Thank you. 324 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:13,305 -Do you know where Blaine is? -I believe he spent the night downtown at the Cartier suite. 325 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:17,109 -Is everything all right? -Yeah, everything is fine. Thank you. 326 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:11,330 (PHONE RINGING) 327 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,971 What up, it's Blaine. Leave a message if you want. I could care less. 328 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:43,029 -Hey! -Shit! I'm sorry! 329 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,964 -Watch it, bitch. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 330 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:47,966 What is your problem? 331 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:15,561 Go away. 332 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,829 Yeah, I don't need anything, come back later. 333 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,299 Open the fucking door, Blaine. 334 00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,169 (SIGHS) 335 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,748 It's so dark in here. 336 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:44,290 So, I got this this morning. Wanna know what it is? 337 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:53,699 I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure it's just somebody trying to screw with you. 338 00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:00,306 Yeah? Then they're trying to screw with you, too. 339 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,249 -How do they know I'm staying here? -I don't know! 340 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:13,452 -What? You think it's a joke? -Well I don't know, Des, you tell me. 341 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,955 -You're the expert, right? -Oh, come on. 342 00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:21,760 Well, considering your track record, I don't think it's that far off from the truth. 343 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:29,701 I've spent the past year regretting what happened to Milan. 344 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:34,573 But it was an accident, and I've finally come to terms with that. 345 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,916 What if someone has something on us, Des? 346 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,719 -I can't go through another hearing. -They don't. 347 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,189 We didn't kill Milan. 348 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:54,126 Look, I say we just go to the gravesite and see what they want. 349 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,245 Hey. 350 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:51,183 Hey. How are you? 351 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:54,820 I'm okay. 352 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:03,195 I never really got a chance to say goodbye to her, you know? 353 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,333 Yeah, me neither. 354 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:15,641 -How are you? -I'm okay. 355 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:20,045 It still haunts me, you know? 356 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,849 You didn't really have anything to do with it. 357 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:26,985 It still happened at my debut. 358 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,155 (CAR DOOR CLOSING) 359 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:40,832 It's all bullshit. They don't even care that she's dead, they just care about their 360 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,468 reputations. 361 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:45,671 -Hey, guys. BOTH: Hey. 362 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:53,945 -So, you guys get the invitation too? -Is it just us four? 363 00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:03,789 I guess not. 364 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,665 Well, just like old times. 365 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,167 -Blaine. -Peter. 366 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,637 It's good to see you. 367 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,441 It's good to see you. Desiree. 368 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:27,245 -I'm assuming we're here because of you? Ringleader? -Don't start with me, Peter. 369 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:30,549 Well, looks like there's no big surprises around the corner, so. 370 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,151 -If you'll excuse us. -Hold on a sec. 371 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:38,023 -You guys expecting a package? -Who's it from? 372 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:41,360 -M. Hastings? -What? 373 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:45,331 -Can I get someone to sign for it? -I'll do it. 374 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,670 Okay, thank you. 375 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:03,482 "Dear friends, a year has passed since my tragic death. 376 00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:07,786 "I was hoping one of you would for once accept responsibility." 377 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:11,990 -What else? -"But you didn't. I know which one of you is responsible. 378 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:16,762 "The question is, are you capable of admitting it? 379 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:22,834 "If my murderer doesn't come forward, then each and every one of you will... 380 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,504 "will die throughout the course of this April Fool's Day. 381 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:29,641 "If you go to the police, you will die. And if you think this is some sort of prank 382 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:36,582 "please see the enclosed. All my love, Milan." 383 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:40,318 -Desiree, if this is another one of your stupid pranks... -Are you serious? 384 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:42,287 What, you think I would joke about something like this? 385 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,623 Well, what the hell's goin' on? 386 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,092 -What's that? -"The enclosed." 387 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:58,069 -It's Charles. -What is this, a joke? 388 00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:02,641 No, creepier. The guy who made a fortune off our miseries is back for more. 389 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:07,278 (CHARLES SCREAMING) 390 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:13,118 -He can't swim. -(CHARLES SCREAMING) 391 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:24,229 (CHARLES SCREAMING) 392 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,948 -What the fuck is that? -You know what? I'm not buyin' it. 393 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:45,851 But is this his idea of a joke? 394 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,387 Say, everybody, it's been great catching up, but Barbie and I simply don't have time 395 00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:53,425 -for this kind of...stuff anymore. So, afternoon. -Peter. 396 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:57,128 -Peter. Peter, come on, man. -We should just call the cops. 397 00:39:57,195 --> 00:40:00,832 What, and have everyone laugh at us for one of Charles' dumbass pranks? 398 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:04,436 -I don't think so. I say we go to his house. -What? No, it's not safe. 399 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,806 Des, please. Come on, the guy's just fucking with us. 400 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,911 -Let's go. -Thank you. 401 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,150 Hey, let's try around back. 402 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,459 Charles! 403 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,398 Charles! 404 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:24,382 -Oh, my God! -Wait! 405 00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:27,285 Hey! 406 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,621 Give me your hand! Give me your hand! 407 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:33,124 He's okay. Just calm down. 408 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:37,328 -(CRYING) -Get her out of here! 409 00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:39,898 We're gonna call the cops! 410 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,300 (DOG BARKING) 411 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:46,672 (DOG BARKING) 412 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,811 (DOG BARKING) 413 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:13,364 You guys all right? I had to grab the dog, I couldn't leave him. 414 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:20,171 -Charles is dead. -No shit. Look, I say we just... 415 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:24,109 -We just need to gather our senses here and... -If the person 416 00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:26,978 who killed Milan doesn't come forward, then any one of us could be next. 417 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,715 Ryan, slow down, all right? Who's to say any of us killed her? 418 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:33,084 And whoever this is could be bluffing, or crazy, or they could have even killed Milan. 419 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,320 -Look, we need to call the cops. -I don't know about you 420 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,789 sweetie, but if I get implicated in another fucking murder in this town 421 00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:40,592 -I'm fuckin' finished. -Don't talk to her like that, okay? 422 00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:42,493 Sounds to me like you're the one hiding something, Blaine. 423 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,395 I don't have anything to hide. 424 00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:47,332 -I was with all of you guys at the damn cemetery. -Not last night, you weren't. 425 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,602 -And that video was obviously made at night. -I was in my suite last night. 426 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:52,871 -All night with Sarah. You can ask her. -Is that true? 427 00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:55,907 Tell him, Des. 428 00:42:55,974 --> 00:43:00,345 -Well, you were alone when I showed up at your hotel. -Fine. 429 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:04,950 -Where were you last night? -I was at home! Any of the servants can verify that. 430 00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:07,585 -Can they? -Yes, they can, and where were you, Ryan? 431 00:43:07,653 --> 00:43:10,421 -I was at my apartment doing a project. -Do you have any witnesses? 432 00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:12,523 -I live alone. -Look, I can stay. 433 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,393 I'll call the cops and tell them that I found Charles. 434 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:18,096 I was at rehearsal last night, the casting director will say I was there. 435 00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:21,432 -All night? -Yeah, the director can vouch for me. 436 00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:24,035 -Good God, Torrance. -Who are you to criticize me, Desiree? 437 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:29,240 Look, guys, let's calm down. I saw we make an anonymous call from a payphone 438 00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:33,812 and go on with our business. This is for the cops! 439 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:37,215 Let them find Charles' body and decide for themselves. 440 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,886 He's right. 441 00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:47,092 -You make the call. -Thanks, Ryan. 442 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:53,264 Well I have to go cover a pageant. I can't afford to lose the fucking gig, so uh... 443 00:43:53,331 --> 00:43:57,435 Barbie will be there, I'll tell her about Charles. Torrance, can I get a ride? 444 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:08,113 Look, I think there's a payphone on the corner of 5th. 445 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,950 -Are you sure you wanna do this? -What other choice do we have? 446 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,794 Peter Welling for Senate. 447 00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:26,865 Peter Welling for President. 448 00:44:26,932 --> 00:44:31,903 I can be an astronaut if I want to be, I can be a racecar driver...uh, come in. 449 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:38,309 That's far enough right there. What you got? 450 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,345 Just the new poll numbers. 451 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,547 -And how are they? -Not so hot. 452 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:45,984 That's fine. Uh, Stewart, you don't have to come any closer. 453 00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:48,653 I thought after that pro-life rally I'd be on top. 454 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,655 Peter, it's April 1st. 455 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:53,524 We talked about the fact that this one-year anniversary would haunt us. 456 00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:56,728 -No, I just didn't realize. -It's okay, we'll just do a little bit of spin control. 457 00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:58,930 You know, we'll do a few more visits, some town hall meetings. 458 00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:01,366 Hey, there's that new pediatric wing that's opening up this week. 459 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:05,636 Nah, no, that's fine, I'm not gonna do that. I don't like the smell of those. 460 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,538 What, hospitals? 461 00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:10,441 No, the babies. I don't like the...they got the little the hands and the... 462 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,110 -faces. -Peter. 463 00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:14,112 -Yeah? -You're gonna have to do something. 464 00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:15,814 Okay? It's your first campaign. If you don't come out on top, it's gonna set you 465 00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:21,186 -back for years. -Stewart, no. It's gonna be okay. 466 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:24,322 I'm kinda in the middle of something right now, so... 467 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,259 Okay. 468 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,599 You're doing a heck of a job. 469 00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:39,570 I can be whatever I want to be. I can be God. 470 00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:53,118 Hi, this is Barbie Reynolds, please leave a brief message, and I'll return your call. 471 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:57,455 -Still no answer. -Look, don't panic yet, all right? If she's in the 472 00:45:57,522 --> 00:46:01,492 middle of an event, she's probably not picking up. Plus, Ryan should be with her 473 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:04,495 -by now. -Oh, knock it off! 474 00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:05,997 (DOG WHIMPER) 475 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,448 (PHONE RINGING) 476 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,619 -Yeah. -How can we help you today? 477 00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:30,321 -Hi, I just need to get an address. -All right. 478 00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:32,623 Yeah, I still can't get a hold of Peter and Barbie 479 00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,993 and now Ryan's not answering his phone. 480 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:38,296 -Look, Desiree, don't panic. -I'm not panicking! 481 00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,331 -Shut up! -(DOG BARKING) 482 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:45,736 -Listen, what time do you get off set? -Wait, first I need to 483 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,539 -tell you what Ryan said earlier today. -Why, what did he say? 484 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:51,376 He was acting strange and saying some weird things. It was creeping me out. 485 00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:56,147 -Hey, listen, I gotta call you back, all right? -Wait, Desiree! 486 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:59,684 -What did the police say? -I called the courier service. 487 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:03,654 What, are you gonna ship Charles' body to them? 488 00:47:03,721 --> 00:47:07,392 No, I was thinking the courier said it came from M. Hastings. 489 00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:12,363 So there had to be an address attached, right? So I found out what it was. 490 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,300 1443 Smith Street. 491 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:19,837 -Yeah, but we don't know anyone who lives around here. -Yes, we do. 492 00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:22,874 Ryan. 493 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,523 (LOW CHATTER) 494 00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:59,177 -Now let's get one with Ms. Carolina. -Miss. 495 00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:00,245 Miss. 496 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:08,219 All right, Miss Carolina, you can take 15 now. 497 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:10,521 I just need the young ladies. 498 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:15,994 -(SCREAM) -Whoa! 499 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,635 Shit, how are we supposed to find Ryan? 500 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:27,005 I'll go find him, you get to Barbie. 501 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,677 Excuse me, Miss Carolina? 502 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,813 Miss Carolina, Miss Carolina, Miss Carolina, out the door and to the right. 503 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,216 Just go fix it. Just fix it. 504 00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,786 I know that, and if I had wanted blue toothpicks, I would have ordered... 505 00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:58,136 -Oh my god, Barbie! -Oh, God dammit, can't I just relax before a shoot? 506 00:48:58,203 --> 00:48:59,904 Oh my God, you're okay! 507 00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:02,173 Of course I'm okay. Are you acting crazy after all the 508 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,242 bullshit at the cemetery earlier? 509 00:49:04,309 --> 00:49:08,513 -Well? -I'm sorry, Miss Carolina. 510 00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:11,616 The circuit breaker's been acting up. It seem to only be affecting your room. 511 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:13,718 We do have somebody working on it, and I'm sorry. 512 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,055 Guess they're just gonna have to wait for their little shoot now, aren't they? 513 00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:22,760 -Wait, Ryan talked you, didn't he? -I saw him at the pageant. 514 00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:26,597 And he didn't say anything about Charles? About what we found? 515 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,934 I can't see shit. I'm gonna go out there looking like Amy Winehouse. 516 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,737 -(KNOCKING) -Yes? 517 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,939 Me, again. These just came for you. 518 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:36,507 Oh. 519 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,579 What a sweetie. 520 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,948 Who are they from? 521 00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:47,852 Is there something in the vase? 522 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:51,356 -Maybe the florist... -Oh, fuck! 523 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:55,660 Oh, my God, are you okay? I'll get you a towel. Don't worry about it. 524 00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,379 Do you mind? 525 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,769 -(PHONE BEEPING) -God dammit! 526 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,874 -What the hell? -(KNOCKING) 527 00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:46,511 It's two minutes, Ms. Reynolds. 528 00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:48,913 What about my goddamn lights? 529 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,619 -(ELECTRIC SOUND) -(SCREAM) 530 00:51:04,028 --> 00:51:08,366 Oh my God, Barbie! Oh my God! (SCREAMS) 531 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:10,067 Oh, my God! 532 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,630 Where's Barbie? 533 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:47,205 What? No, no, no. She was right here. 534 00:51:47,272 --> 00:51:51,809 She was right here, and the... the vase...the vase was on the... 535 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,911 After what happened today? 536 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:58,249 -It's a sick joke. -No, no! 537 00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:03,087 She was... She was right... 538 00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,195 (PHONE BEEPING) 539 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:21,206 "Milan," what? 540 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:26,177 "She'll kill us both." What? 541 00:52:31,216 --> 00:52:33,050 Blaine, listen to me! 542 00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:36,120 Ryan, I know what I saw. 543 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:39,224 Look, Des 544 00:52:41,426 --> 00:52:43,661 just because of what happened with Charles 545 00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:47,432 we can't let our imaginations run wild. We have to keep it together, okay? 546 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:51,269 -No, you sent the package to the cemetery! -No, I didn't. 547 00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:54,004 -And you sent the roses! -Des, I didn't send anything to anybody. 548 00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:58,643 -Tell him, Blaine. -Look, we called the courier service, all right? 549 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,178 They said the package came from your address. 550 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,448 So fuckin' what? 551 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:06,183 All of you know my address. Any one of you could have sent it. 552 00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:09,687 Hell, I get letters from Peter's goddamn campaign office every day. 553 00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,856 -And I'm a Democrat! -Shit. 554 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,325 -Shit, Peter! -Exactly! 555 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:16,494 Instead of standing here pointing fingers at each other 556 00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,162 let's go check on Peter. 557 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,168 (GLASS BREAKING) 558 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:29,474 (SHUFFLING) 559 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,115 It's just your imagination. 560 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:40,951 (FLOOR CREAKING) 561 00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:50,060 (SCREAMING) 562 00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:58,168 -You okay? -Yeah. 563 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,470 Cut! 564 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:03,207 What the hell, Chuck? What's goin' on with my blood pumps? 565 00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:06,511 -I don't know what the problem is. -Fuck me. 566 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:10,448 All right, let's redress the set! 567 00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:12,850 -Can someone get me Emily? -(LAUGHING) 568 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:16,253 All right, Torrance, why don't you go on back your trailer? It's gonna be a little while. 569 00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:17,355 -All right? -Yeah. 570 00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:19,990 There you go, okay. 571 00:54:20,057 --> 00:54:22,560 -Chuck, how long's it gonna take? -Ten, fifteen minutes. 572 00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:24,429 All right, we got an hour! 573 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:41,612 -(HISSING) -April fools! 574 00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:45,950 You assholes. Sorry, hon, they've been getting' everybody all day with that. 575 00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:10,074 -What's this? -Just read it. 576 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,913 -So what? Peter and Milan had an affair. -Is that true? 577 00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:22,653 This could mean one of two things. Either Peter and Milan continued this affair 578 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:26,924 and Barbie killed her, or B, Peter killed Milan to cover up a potential scandal. 579 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,859 Yeah, but then who killed Barbie? 580 00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:31,562 -We don't even know that Barbie's dead. And even if she is, maybe she came forward 581 00:55:31,629 --> 00:55:36,200 about killing Milan and then the killer came forward and killed Barbie. 582 00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:40,204 -Wait, wait, what? -You know what? I know what I saw. 583 00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:44,675 And we all saw Charles! I mean, something is not adding up. 584 00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:50,214 We don't know what's going on, all right? But the way we left Charles 585 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,984 it's just not right. I gotta call the police. 586 00:55:54,051 --> 00:55:57,522 Right, I'll deal with the consequences. I know that I didn't kill Milan. 587 00:55:57,588 --> 00:56:01,492 I don't care is somebody has evidence. The fact is, I'm innocent. 588 00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,096 (DIALING) 589 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:09,500 -South One Police Station. -Hi, it's Blaine Cartier. I need to report a murder. 590 00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:11,969 I'll direct your call to homicide. 591 00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:17,808 -Homicide. -Hi, this is Blaine Cartier. I need to report at murder. 592 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:23,981 What? Blaine Cartier? Listen, son, these pranks need to stop. 593 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:27,151 This is the fifth phone call I've received from you today. 594 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:31,456 If this is the real Blaine Cartier, the next call I get from you better be 595 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:33,758 you reporting your own murder. 596 00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:37,027 We're so screwed. 597 00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:53,944 Excuse me, do you know where we could find Peter Welling? 598 00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:56,914 I think you just missed him, hon. You can check his office, and if he's not there 599 00:56:56,981 --> 00:56:58,549 he's probably left for his appointment. 600 00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:01,085 -He's parks on the basement level. -I'll go look in his office. 601 00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:03,688 If he's not there, we'll check the garage. 602 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:30,581 Where is she? 603 00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:33,518 -I don't know, she was just right here. -(SCREAM) 604 00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:36,220 (CHUCKLES) Beautiful, just beautiful. 605 00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:44,529 -Peter! -Desiree, what do you want? 606 00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:48,098 -Peter, I need to talk to you. -Nope. Nope, I'm not getting involved this time. 607 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:52,269 -Peter, listen to me, dammit. Listen to me. -What? 608 00:57:52,336 --> 00:57:55,372 -I need to talk to you... -Look, I have to earn the voters' confidence! 609 00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:57,608 -Listen to me! -I have votes to earn, okay? 610 00:57:57,675 --> 00:58:00,545 -Please, you have to explain this. -My value wagon. 611 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:02,279 (DESIREE SCREAMS) 612 00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:09,954 Oh, no! 613 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,084 Peter! 614 00:58:44,622 --> 00:58:46,223 Oh, he got Peter! 615 00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:12,983 (CRYING) 616 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:52,422 (DIALING) 617 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:58,663 -Hello? -Where are you? I've called you like 100 times! 618 00:59:58,729 --> 01:00:01,498 -I'm at Peter's office, where you left me. -Peter is dead! 619 01:00:01,565 --> 01:00:05,169 -He got run over by his value wagon! -What? (LAUGHING) 620 01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:07,838 Why are you laughing? I'm serious! 621 01:00:07,905 --> 01:00:10,808 -All right, where's the van? Are you following it? -Yeah, I'm following it now. 622 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:15,245 Desiree, hey look, where are you? Tell me exactly where you're at. 623 01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:18,448 -Shit, I think she sees me. -What? 624 01:00:18,515 --> 01:00:22,186 What? Who sees you? Desiree, what are you talking about? What's going on? 625 01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:26,356 -Milan. -Milan? What the hell are you talking about? 626 01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:30,060 Desiree! Hey, hello? Hey! 627 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,395 Shit! 628 01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,108 (HONKING) 629 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:20,945 Shit! 630 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:03,653 (PHONE RINGING) 631 01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:08,725 -Des, you okay? -Blaine, I lost it. 632 01:02:08,793 --> 01:02:13,130 Okay, look. Slow down and tell me where you're at. I'll come get you. 633 01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:16,300 -Are you hurt? -Wait, I see it! Wait! 634 01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:18,235 You see the van? Where are you? 635 01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:20,737 I'm on Kellogg and Oakline. 636 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:22,706 -Okay, look Just stay there... -Look, I gotta go! 637 01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,233 Oh, no. Torrance. 638 01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:07,651 -Do you have a drive-on? -Yeah, I'm here to see Torrance Caldwell 639 01:03:07,717 --> 01:03:10,120 -for Boogie Blades 2. -Is she expecting you? 640 01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:12,556 Yes, I have a drive-on. Please. 641 01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,791 -Your name? -Desiree Cartier. 642 01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:19,063 -Okay, you can go in. -Thank you. 643 01:03:29,606 --> 01:03:32,276 -Excuse me, where is Torrance Caldwell's trailer? -Oh, fifth one down. 644 01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:34,945 Here, thanks. 645 01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:20,557 Jesus! Oh, my God. 646 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:28,432 -You look like Milan. -Desiree, it's a wig. It's for the movie. 647 01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:32,402 Listen, Peter and Barbie are dead, and I think that the murderer is after you 648 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,939 because I followed him here. 649 01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:37,007 Look, we can't stay here. It's not safe. 650 01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:39,276 Desiree, you're not making sense! 651 01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:43,847 I have to get ready for the next scene. 652 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:48,919 Jesus, I think I'm losing my mind. I think they're dead, I saw them, and then... 653 01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:57,427 -You have to tell me what Ryan said to you at the cemetery. -I don't know. 654 01:04:57,494 --> 01:05:01,365 I mean, he was so angry. He kept on saying how we all got what we deserved 655 01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,267 for causing Milan's death. 656 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:06,770 He was always in love with her. 657 01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:10,040 There's something you need to know about Ryan. 658 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:13,810 -Something I should have said a long time ago. -What? 659 01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:15,912 What the hell is going on? 660 01:05:17,214 --> 01:05:20,050 -You okay? -Yeah, where's Ryan? 661 01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:22,819 He took off in a hurry after you called. He kept mumbling something 662 01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:25,555 about needing to get more information off of the laptop. 663 01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:28,892 Listen, I don't know what this means, but 664 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:32,762 for the past year, I've caught him more than once watching me. 665 01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:34,965 Watching you? 666 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,934 Yeah. 667 01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:41,771 He was hiding, and I think he was videotaping me. 668 01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:44,508 I was on a date and he was outside the restaurant. 669 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:47,811 I was at the mall, and he was even in the parking garage. 670 01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:50,780 -What? -Okay, so he's got a fetish. 671 01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:53,984 I know he's a weird guy, but just because he has an odd hobby 672 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:58,055 -doesn't make him a murderer. -That's exactly why I didn't say anything. But now 673 01:05:58,122 --> 01:06:02,726 I don't know. It was really uncomfortable giving him a ride home. 674 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,829 Yeah, but who else is he spying on with that video camera? 675 01:06:05,895 --> 01:06:07,564 Is he taping us? 676 01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:12,202 Torrance, can you take Elton? 677 01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:14,238 Let's go figure this out. 678 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,554 Do you think it was okay we left Torrance at set? 679 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:33,590 Des, she'll be fine, all right? 680 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:36,726 She said the director was taking her home and that there was more security than 681 01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:39,996 crewmembers on that thing. 682 01:06:40,064 --> 01:06:44,534 -There's not even anyone famous in that movie, right? -Here's Ryan's apartment. 683 01:07:06,890 --> 01:07:08,425 (BABY CRYING) 684 01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:13,330 -Shithole. -I believe the term is heroin chic. 685 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:19,469 This is it. 686 01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:32,616 Now what? 687 01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:37,587 Bingo. 688 01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:43,627 Jesus. 689 01:07:46,963 --> 01:07:50,267 God, did someone die in here? 690 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:16,293 Holy shit. 691 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:58,835 What's this? 692 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:01,405 I have no idea. 693 01:09:13,383 --> 01:09:14,818 No, wait. 694 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:46,450 I believe we've moved beyond a hobby here. 695 01:09:48,552 --> 01:09:53,156 "I have proof." The letter that we got said, "I have proof." 696 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:55,559 It's definitely him, all right. 697 01:09:56,893 --> 01:10:00,196 -Who are you calling? -911. What's your emergency? 698 01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:02,632 Three people have been murdered, put me through to homicide. 699 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,402 -What's your name, sir? -Anonymous caller. 700 01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:14,611 We're at the Windsor Apartments at 5th and Smith. Apartment 211. 701 01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:16,880 Okay. 702 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,482 There have been three murders, we believe we know the person responsible... 703 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,116 (DOOR OPENS) 704 01:10:23,287 --> 01:10:24,721 (DOOR CLOSES) 705 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,272 (PHONE RINGS) 706 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:49,279 Hello, you've reached Ryan. I'm not around. You know what to do. 707 01:10:49,346 --> 01:10:52,449 Hi Ryan, this is Emily from the Miss Carolina pageant. 708 01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:54,651 Please call me when you get in. Thank you. 709 01:11:05,028 --> 01:11:06,630 (GASPING) 710 01:11:11,568 --> 01:11:12,702 (COUGHING) 711 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:17,073 Ryan, Ryan, hang in there, buddy! Hey, hey, hey! 712 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:20,344 -Hey, hey, Ryan! -Oh, my God! 713 01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:24,247 -Come on, buddy. Stay with me. -What? What? 714 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:27,717 -Don't you... -No! 715 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:31,455 -(GURGLING) -Ryan. 716 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,424 Wait, wait. 717 01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,193 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 718 01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:44,801 Please, please, Ryan! 719 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:54,711 -What's that? -It's the knife that got him. 720 01:11:57,313 --> 01:12:02,051 Des, someone's trying to set us up. We gotta get out of here. 721 01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:05,422 -What are you doing? -We gotta get out of here. Come on. 722 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:10,059 -No! -Des, let's go, let's go! 723 01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:18,702 No, that call was a hang-up. 724 01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:22,806 Man, if this is another goddamn April Fool's joke, I'm gonna shoot somebody 725 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,374 in the ass. 726 01:12:32,048 --> 01:12:36,052 Ah shit, man. I forgot my cuffs. 727 01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:39,122 -So, go get 'em. -All right, I'll be right back. 728 01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:20,029 Hey, you guys have a nice night. 729 01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:23,600 RADIO: Hey, Paul, it was not a prank. -You too, officer. 730 01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:43,753 (PHONE RINGS) 731 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:46,723 -Hello? -Torrance, it's not Ryan. He's dead. 732 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:50,527 -Listen, whoever is doing this is still out there. -Desiree, slow down. 733 01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:53,830 The killer! The killer is still out there. You are not safe. 734 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:57,133 Listen, are you still with your director friend? 735 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,604 No, he's having a rehearsal with one of the child actors. 736 01:14:00,670 --> 01:14:03,039 Okay, well you're not safe alone, so just 737 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:06,610 come over as soon as you can. We'll be safer together, okay? 738 01:14:06,676 --> 01:14:08,478 -How do I know that? -What? 739 01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:11,848 Desiree, I'm sorry, but you are the common denominator on all these murders. 740 01:14:11,915 --> 01:14:14,518 What? How could you say that? 741 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:17,721 You were there at every murder. How do I know that you're not the one doing this? 742 01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:22,526 Torrance, that's insane. Just... Just come over as soon as you can. 743 01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:26,129 Sorry, Des, I think I'll take my chances. 744 01:14:26,195 --> 01:14:28,832 -What? -What'd she say? 745 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:33,336 She said... She said she's not coming over. 746 01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:37,507 Fuck her. 747 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:58,494 Wilford? I'll check upstairs. 748 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,624 (SOMETHING FALLING) 749 01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:29,893 Blaine? 750 01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:32,896 (TAPPING SOUNDS) 751 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,400 (TAPPING) 752 01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:51,848 (WHISPERING) Desiree. 753 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:02,892 (GLASS BREAKING) 754 01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:06,730 (SCREAMS) 755 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:16,339 Oh, my God! 756 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:28,718 (GLASS BREAKING) 757 01:16:28,785 --> 01:16:30,053 (CRYING) 758 01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:43,900 (CREEPY VOICE) Desiree! 759 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:49,205 I'm going to find you! 760 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,375 (MUFFLED VOICE) 761 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,344 Blaine? 762 01:16:59,548 --> 01:17:02,151 Who did this? Who did this? 763 01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:05,154 -Behind you. -I did. 764 01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:07,924 Drop the knife, Desiree. 765 01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:11,560 Torrance, listen to me. Neither one of us killed Milan, okay? 766 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,698 -You're lying, Blaine! -He's not lying, just... 767 01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:18,902 Just put down the gun, and we'll sort everything out, okay? 768 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,737 I have a better idea. 769 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,242 Charles is dead. 770 01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:29,645 Barbie and Peter are dead. 771 01:17:29,713 --> 01:17:32,916 So is poor Ryan. 772 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:40,056 And then there were three. And all you had to do was admit that you killed Milan. 773 01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:42,692 And all of this could have been avoided. 774 01:17:42,759 --> 01:17:46,763 It was an accident. None of us killed her. It was a stupid prank. 775 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:51,334 A stupid prank, huh? So what, it was a coincidence that the drug Des slipped 776 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,737 Milan had caused her seizure? 777 01:17:54,437 --> 01:17:56,672 No way. 778 01:17:56,740 --> 01:18:01,177 -It's not true! -Rather than coming forward, you've chosen to let your 779 01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:03,312 friends die 780 01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:05,348 one by one. 781 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:10,987 Well, here's your last chance. 782 01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:14,257 It was an accident, Torrance, I don't know what else to tell you. 783 01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:17,093 Please! 784 01:18:31,975 --> 01:18:35,478 Everybody said you were hopeless 785 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:40,149 but I defended you for the past year. 786 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:45,221 I was a fool. People like you should be removed from society. 787 01:18:45,288 --> 01:18:48,357 -You're a menace. -A menace? 788 01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:50,459 You killed five people! 789 01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:53,797 Those people ruined my debut! 790 01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:56,933 My ball! That so-called party you threw for me 791 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:01,004 was just a front for your stupid prank. You used me! 792 01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:06,309 It's time for you to go. 793 01:19:07,310 --> 01:19:08,778 (COCKS GUN) 794 01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:11,047 -Goodbye, Desiree. -Wait! 795 01:19:14,050 --> 01:19:16,986 Wait, I killed Milan. I did it. I did it. 796 01:19:20,957 --> 01:19:25,661 -It was you. -I gave her the rufie, but I didn't mean for her to die. 797 01:19:29,632 --> 01:19:32,101 I was just trying to get back at Blaine for 798 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:36,906 lording the inheritance over me all this time, and I thought that... 799 01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:42,711 I thought that if he got in trouble... I thought if he got caught for rufie-ing Milan... 800 01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:47,516 I didn't know she would react that way. 801 01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:52,856 I didn't know she would... I didn't mean for anyone to get involved. 802 01:19:52,922 --> 01:19:57,060 You said nothing. You let us go through the ringer 803 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,795 the court hearings, the press! 804 01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:02,999 -We were innocent! -Innocent? 805 01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:05,068 Innocent? By innocent, you mean 806 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:08,171 Charles, the social climbing fag, who 807 01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:12,208 built his small empire by exploiting Milan's death? 808 01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:16,212 Or how about Peter, the so-called politician who didn't have enough smarts 809 01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:18,547 to keep his dick in his pants. 810 01:20:18,614 --> 01:20:23,519 Maybe Barbie, who'd rather send death threats to Milan than take on marital 811 01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:27,023 issues with her husband. 812 01:20:27,090 --> 01:20:31,260 Nobody... Nobody was happier to see her dead than them. 813 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:34,998 Let's not forget about that obsessive creep, Ryan, who'd rather see Milan 814 01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:38,801 in a box than with anybody else. 815 01:20:38,868 --> 01:20:43,406 And Blaine? Blaine didn't care about anybody! 816 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:50,046 He didn't even think twice 817 01:20:50,113 --> 01:20:53,716 about participating in my little stunt, and he paid dearly. 818 01:20:56,152 --> 01:21:01,991 -You are a horrible person. -I may have accidentally killed her 819 01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:06,629 but it takes a naive person like yourself to call those people innocent. 820 01:21:07,964 --> 01:21:11,067 I don't deserve to die any more than they did. 821 01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,871 You finished? 822 01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:32,721 -What? -Boo. 823 01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:45,901 April fools, bitch. 824 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:54,077 Ah, this is gonna be great for my fag social- climbin' website. 825 01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:55,811 Hello, Desiree. 826 01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,683 -Did you get all that? -Sounds pretty conclusive to me. 827 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:03,352 You remember Mr. Ellsworth, right? 828 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:07,490 He represented me after you killed Milan and let me take the fall. 829 01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:17,733 I'm so happy you guys are alive. 830 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,436 Look at her face. That looks priceless. 831 01:22:21,870 --> 01:22:26,409 Wow, that was really good, you guys. 832 01:22:26,475 --> 01:22:29,278 -Well, you got me. -Ah, give it a rest, Desiree. 833 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:32,681 -I think you've shown your true colors. -What? 834 01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:37,586 We all knew you had more to do with Milan's death but, like the investigators 835 01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:39,822 we didn't have strong enough evidence. 836 01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:44,193 We were tired of having our reputations in jeopardy as long as Milan's death was 837 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:48,631 still a mystery. So, after weeks of planning, I enlisted the help of 838 01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:52,301 my friends, to try and provoke a confession out of you. 839 01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:54,470 It worked. 840 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:05,814 -Wilford, why? -Because you were always such an insufferable bitch. 841 01:23:05,881 --> 01:23:08,484 (ALL LAUGH) 842 01:23:08,551 --> 01:23:11,720 Ah, Ryan orchestrated most of it. 843 01:23:11,787 --> 01:23:15,258 It was his idea to dress up Torrance and have her haunt you as Milan. 844 01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:19,562 Hell of a job, brother. Creating the illusion was no small task. 845 01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:22,865 We had to figure out a way that would lead you from one place to the next. 846 01:23:22,931 --> 01:23:26,569 Finding Charles, Peter and Milan's supposed affair 847 01:23:26,635 --> 01:23:31,674 Ryan's weird obsession. Well, you get the idea. 848 01:23:35,478 --> 01:23:39,982 It's all over now, Desiree. The prankster has become the pranked. 849 01:23:40,683 --> 01:23:42,485 April fools. 850 01:23:44,987 --> 01:23:48,657 -But the police are after us. -Nope. 851 01:23:48,724 --> 01:23:51,727 Actors from Torrance's movie. We got them for scale. 852 01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:55,064 But I saw all of you die with my own eyes! 853 01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:59,568 -I saw it. -I got the FX guy from my movie to help us with that. 854 01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:00,636 What? 855 01:24:01,837 --> 01:24:04,340 Did a pretty good job, huh? 856 01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:08,144 Ha! Squibs. 857 01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,213 -(LOUD BANG) -Ah! 858 01:24:12,215 --> 01:24:13,849 The gun. 859 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,553 They're blanks, Desiree. 860 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:20,389 -See? (GUNSHOT) -(SCREAMS) 861 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:25,094 Oh, my. 862 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:32,768 -Oh God! -What have you done? 863 01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:36,605 I didn't do that! I just did what you told me to do! 864 01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:39,875 I didn't tell you to blow her fuckin' head off! 865 01:24:49,385 --> 01:24:51,654 -What the hell happened? -I have no idea. 866 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:54,423 I guess somebody tampered with the gun! 867 01:24:55,824 --> 01:24:59,695 -Oh, God! -You! You planned this, didn't you? 868 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:03,166 Are you fucking nuts? I could have just as easily caught this bullet! 869 01:25:03,232 --> 01:25:06,602 How could I have known, huh? 870 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:24,119 Your Honor, I fully acknowledge, take responsibility 871 01:25:24,187 --> 01:25:27,256 for the danger in which I've put my family and friends 872 01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:30,293 but I categorically deny any allegations of doing so with the intention of 873 01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:31,760 killing anyone. 874 01:25:34,730 --> 01:25:36,064 Thank you. 875 01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:42,338 Torrance Caldwell, you are hereby acquitted of all charges in the death of 876 01:25:42,405 --> 01:25:43,672 Desiree Cartier. 877 01:25:43,739 --> 01:25:46,041 (GAVEL SOUNDS) 878 01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:49,278 Citing the cause of death of the primary beneficiary 879 01:25:49,345 --> 01:25:51,914 I hereby name Blaine Cartier 880 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,718 executor and sole beneficiary of the family trust. 881 01:26:02,191 --> 01:26:04,660 Mr. Cartier will not be answering any questions at 882 01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:06,562 this time. 883 01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:10,633 While my client is deeply grateful for regaining control of the Cartier estate 884 01:26:10,699 --> 01:26:14,770 he would throw it all away if it meant having his sister back. 885 01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:08,917 For you regular viewers, you may remember catastrophe 886 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:12,621 in the Carolinas. We covered it about a year ago. Basically 887 01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:15,190 a bunch of trust fund babies got away with murder 888 01:28:15,257 --> 01:28:18,226 when their so-called April Fool's Day prank 889 01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:21,330 resulted in the death of an innocent altruist. 890 01:28:21,397 --> 01:28:23,866 Well folks, justice has been served. 891 01:28:23,932 --> 01:28:27,403 Joining me now live via live satellite is Charles Lansford. 892 01:28:27,470 --> 01:28:30,506 He is the host of the new show, Charles' Celebrity Corner. 893 01:28:30,573 --> 01:28:33,542 -Hello, Susan. -Hello, Charles. So good to have you with us. 894 01:28:33,609 --> 01:28:38,046 Now, the last time we talked, we were speaking about the death of Milan Hastings. 895 01:28:38,113 --> 01:28:41,984 Now here we are, a year later, talking about yet another death. 896 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:46,855 This time, the woman responsible for Ms. Hastings' untimely demise 897 01:28:46,922 --> 01:28:49,625 -Desiree Cartier. -That's right, Susan. 898 01:28:49,692 --> 01:28:54,830 After there was no justice in the Hastings death, I knew I had to do something. 899 01:28:54,897 --> 01:28:57,800 So I did a little of my own investigating, and I suspected 900 01:28:57,866 --> 01:29:02,605 that the late Desiree Cartier was more involved than she originally let on. 901 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:05,207 So, why another prank? 902 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:09,578 Well, Desiree was never the type to own up to any sort of wrongdoing. 903 01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:13,549 I mean, I could of told you that point blank. In fact, we were summering once in 904 01:29:13,616 --> 01:29:18,587 the Cape, or was it Mad Poisson? I can't remember, Susan. 905 01:29:18,654 --> 01:29:21,824 -What was my point? -So you got her to confess this time? 906 01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:24,326 -Yes. -But, she died. 907 01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:29,998 Yes, whereas I'm glad that the nonsense surrounding the Hastings death 908 01:29:30,065 --> 01:29:32,200 has finally come to light. 909 01:29:32,267 --> 01:29:36,405 But at the same time, I'm also heartbroken 910 01:29:36,472 --> 01:29:41,276 that an accident has taken Ms. Cartier's life. 911 01:29:41,343 --> 01:29:44,813 -So she was accidentally shot? -Yes. 912 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:49,518 I am 100% absolutely positive that it was an accident. 913 01:29:49,585 --> 01:29:54,356 How is her brother holding up? From what I understand, he gains to inherit the entire 914 01:29:54,423 --> 01:29:55,691 Cartier estate. 915 01:29:55,758 --> 01:29:57,793 Well Blaine and I have been friends for many years 916 01:29:57,860 --> 01:30:00,429 and believe me when I tell you 917 01:30:00,496 --> 01:30:05,734 no amount of money is ever going to wash away the pain 918 01:30:05,801 --> 01:30:08,871 he is feeling right now. He, as we all are 919 01:30:08,937 --> 01:30:13,375 is deeply disturbed by his sister's malicious acts 920 01:30:13,442 --> 01:30:15,511 but it is still his sister. 921 01:30:15,578 --> 01:30:18,681 Well, Charles, why don't you tell our viewers now about your new show? 922 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:22,518 Absolutely, Susan. The first two episodes got rave reviews. 923 01:30:22,585 --> 01:30:24,587 We do everything from celebrity sightings 924 01:30:24,653 --> 01:30:26,922 to who's hot, who's not, who's goin' up, who's goin' down 925 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:29,257 who's goin' in and who's goin' out. 926 01:30:30,225 --> 01:30:31,894 Chit-chat with Charles.