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[ BUZZING ]

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AHH.

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HMM.

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HMM?
[ GLASS BREAKING ]

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OW!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ CHILD CRYING ]

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AAH!

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[ BOTTLE BREAKS ]

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[ VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES ]

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[ GROWLING ]

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[ RUMBLING ]
HUH?

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AAH!

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AHH! AHH!

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[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]

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[ GLASS BREAKING ]

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WHAAA!

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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]

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[ SCREAMS ]

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[ HELICOPTER SOUNDS ]

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[ SPLAT ]

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[ CRYING ]

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♪ I WENT TO A PARTY AT

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THE LOCAL COUNTY JAIL ♪

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♪ ALL THE CONS WERE DANCING

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AND THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL ♪

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♪ THERE'S A RUMOR GOIN'
'ROUND DEATH ROW ♪

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♪ THAT A FUSE IS GONNA BLOW ♪

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♪ AT THE LOCAL HOP AT
THE LOCAL COUNTY JAIL ♪

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♪ WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? ♪

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♪ WHATCHA GONNA DO? ♪

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[ BOING ]

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[ SPLAT ]

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[ FOOTSTEPS ECHO ]

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AAH!

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[ GULP ]

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[ GIGGLING ]

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AAH!

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Warden: HELLO, THERE!

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YOU'RE IN SUPERJAIL.

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I'M THE WARDEN,
AND YOU'RE A CRIMINAL!

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[ CAWS ]

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Warden: NOW SAY HI
TO YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.

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HUH?

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SHUT UP, BITCH!

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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

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HEY, GARY, I'VE GOT A WORM
FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.

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[ WINGS FLUTTER ]

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I'M TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS!

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[ CRUNCH ]
[ SHRIEKING ]

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[ BEEP ]
[ WHOOSH ]

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THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

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I'M STARVING.

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Alice: [ Deep voice ] HEY,
SKINNY, IT'S SHOWTIME.

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PLEASE LET ME HAVE A BITE
OF THAT SANDWICH.

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[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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THE HUSTLE...

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I'M SO HUNGRY.

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[ VIDEO PAGER BEEPS ]
Jared: ALICE, WHERE ARE YOU?!

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YOU'RE LATE FOR THE
MONDAY-MORNING MEETING

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WITH THE WARDEN!

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Alice: DAMN IT!

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[ MOANING ]

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Jared: ALICE, WHERE ARE YOU?

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YOU'RE LATE, AND WE
HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!

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YUMMY. INFORMATION.

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YUMMY. TUNA FISH.

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Jared: ALICE,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I'VE BEEN VIDEO-PAGING
YOU ALL MORNING!

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Alice: SO WHAT?

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YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS,
YOU LITTLE WIMP.

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Warden: HELLO, ALICE.

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Alice: [ CLEARS THROAT ]

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Warden: WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME?

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Jared: GOOD MORNING, SIR.

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I HAVE OUTLINED THE TOPICS FOR
THE MONDAY-MORNING MEETING.

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Warden: PROCEED.

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Jared: LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS
A LAVA LEAK IN SECTOR 7.

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WE LOST POWER IN
QUADRANTS 5 THROUGH 9.

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THAT INCLUDES THE CAFETERIA,

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WHERE WE SUFFER
SIGNIFICANT SPOILAGE.

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I THINK IT WAS THE TWINS.

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Warden: AHH.

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DOS HERMANOS.

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Jared: I THINK IT'S TIME WE
SUSPEND THEIR PRIVILEGES, SIR.

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Warden: LET ME WORRY ABOUT
THE TWINS, JARED.

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[ CLOCK CHIMING ]

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OH, YES! NEW-PRISONER TIME!

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JAILBOT!

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Alice: WE JUST PICKED UP
THIS CREEP AT 0900 HOURS.

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HADN'T BEEN OUT OF REAL JAIL
FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE.

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Warden: I HATE REAL JAIL.

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Jared: THEY NEVER WORK, SIR.

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Warden: NO, THEY DON'T.

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WHEN MY FATHER, THE PRISON
MOGUL, LEFT ME HIS LEGACY,

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I SWORE TO PERFECT
THE ART OF INCARCERATION,

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BUT THE WORLD IS NOT
READY FOR MY METHODS.

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SO I WENT OUTSIDE THE SYSTEM,
AND I CREATED SUPERJAIL!

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Alice: [ CLEARS THROAT ]

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THIS SCUMBAG GETS
OFF ON RABBITS.

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Warden: YOU SICK BASTARD.

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HEY, LITTLE GUY, UNDERNEATH ALL
THAT PRECIOUS FUR,

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ALL SCARED AND ALL ALONE.

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♪ IF ONLY THEY KNEW WHAT IT WAS
LIKE TO BE...♪

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[ FLIES BUZZING ]

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JARED, I WANT ONE OF THESE FOR
EACH AND EVERY INMATE!

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NOT A MOMENT TO SPARE!

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Jared: I'M STARTING TO THINK
THE WARDEN'S LOST IT.

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BUNNY COSTUMES IN
EXCESS OF 70,000?!

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HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY FOR THAT?

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MAYBE IF I ALLOCATE
FROM THE EXPENSE REPORTS,

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MOVE THIS TO THE BOTTOM LINE,
ABSORB THAT...

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AAH! THE NUMBERS SIMPLY
WON'T CRUNCH!

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[ Slurring ] HEY, BUB.

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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GLASS
OF ME TO GET YOU THROUGH?

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Jared: I TOLD YOU TO
LEAVE ME ALONE!

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WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO CUT

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ALL THE EXTRACURRICULAR
ACTIVITIES!

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I DON'T CARE WHAT
THE WARDEN SAYS!

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OH, MAN, WE'RE [BLEEP]

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RELAX, TOMATOES!

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SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP,
ZUCCHINI!

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WHY WOULD THEY CUT
THE VEGETABLE GARDEN

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AFTER PLANTING US AND TENDING
TO US ALL THESE MONTHS?

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IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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All: [ SCREAMING ]

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LOOKS LIKE THE VEGETABLE GARDEN
GOT THEIR SALAD TOSSED.

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THE WARDEN IS UP
TO SOMETHING.

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WE'D BETTER INVESTIGATE.

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HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME.

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ALREADY THERE.

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THE WARDEN'S ORDERED BUNNY
SUITS FOR ALL THE INMATES.

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WHAT AN INGENIOUS PLAN.

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IT COULD HAVE BEEN.

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DONE.

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AND DONE.

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Jared: JUST HAVE TO CLICK
"BUY IT NOW"

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AND THE ORDER WILL BE COMPLETE.

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NO!

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[ TONE ]

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Alice: HERE ARE YOUR NEW
UNIFORMS, GIRLS.

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WARDEN'S ORDERS.

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WHAT THE HELL'S GOTTEN INTO
YOU THESE LAST FEW MINUTES?

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WOULD YOU REMEMBER TO PUT
THE [BLEEP] SEAT DOWN?

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WHY?

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'CAUSE I ALMOST [BLEEP] FELL
IN, THAT'S WHY.

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WHO GIVES A [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] HUH?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THIS WHOLE RELATIONSHIP
IS [BLEEP]

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HERE'S YOUR DAMN
PROMISE RING BACK!

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FINE!

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HERE'S YOUR PROMISE SHANK BACK!

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All: WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES,
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES!

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WHOO!

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[ HOWLS ]

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All: BUNNIES, BUNNIES, BUNNIES,
BUNNIES, BUNNIES!

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Jared: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

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I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB!

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IT'S BACK TO THE BOWERY
FOR POOR, OLD JARED!

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Warden: RELAX, JARED.

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Jared: WARDEN, I CAN ASSURE
YOU, THIS ISN'T MY FAULT!

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IT WAS THE TWINS!

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Warden: OH, ISN'T IT
WONDERFUL, ALICE?

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I SET THE WHEELS
OF JUSTICE IN MOTION,

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AND TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

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THEY'RE SPINNING WILDLY IN
A STATE OF DISARRAY,

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YET THEY ARE IN CONTROL --
MY CONTROLLED CHAOS.

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Alice: WHATEVER.

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Jared: YOU MEAN YOU'RE
NOT ANGRY?

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B-B-BUT THE TWINS!

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THEY'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

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Warden: RUINED?

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THEY'VE COMPLETED MY PLAN!

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JAILBOT, TAKE US DOWN.

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I WANT TO CONGRATULATE THEM
IMMEDIATELY.

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BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVO.

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BRAVO TO YOU.

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WE LOVE THE NEW UNIFORMS.

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Warden: I THINK YOU BOYS
NEED TO STEP IT UP,

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BECAUSE IT'S TIME
FOR THE BIG SHOW.

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Jared: SIR? WE HAVE TO GET
OUT OF HERE!

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Warden: ADIOS, TWINS.

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[ HOWLING ]
AUDI 5000.

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HEY, JANICE,
THEY FORGOT TO CRATE UP

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THE MEAT DELIVERY AGAIN.

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LET'S GET TO IT.

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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

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[ CHAINSAW REVS ]

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[ BOWLING PINS RATTLE ]

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AHH!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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ROAR!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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HUH? WHOO-HOO!

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Warden: MMM! MMM!

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I COULDN'T HAVE PLANNED
IT BETTER MYSELF.

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Jared: YOU DID PLAN IT, SIR.

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Warden: WELL, MY PLAN
TASTES GREAT.

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I MEAN, IT COULD USE
A LITTLE SALT,

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BUT OTHERWISE,
IT TASTES GREAT.

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[ THEME MUSIC ]

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[ SCREAMING ]